1 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:42,327 Players win. - Yeah! 2 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:47,767 Bad night. 3 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:51,702 48.. - That's mine. - Yeah! 4 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:01,077 Yes! 5 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,514 Send in the cooler. 6 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:11,886 Oh.. - Security. Security. - Yes. 7 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:13,966 All the air conditioners in the casino are on.. 8 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:16,365 ..yet the boss has ordered for a cooler on the phone. 9 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,960 This isn't a cooler for cooling down the place. 10 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:23,065 A cooler is a man who is summoned by the casino.. 11 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:25,974 ..when the casino is losing and people are winning. 12 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:28,739 ls he a player? - He's no player. 13 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:31,715 He's jinxed. Unfortunate. He is bad-luck. 14 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:32,876 Just watch. 15 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:34,815 As soon as he enters.. 16 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:36,786 ..and as he passes by every table.. 17 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:39,723 ..winning streaks will turn to losing streaks. 18 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,953 Their happiness will turn to sorrow. 19 00:02:42,061 --> 00:02:43,995 And our casino will start winning again. 20 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:47,498 He's coming. - Oh God. ls he such a bad omen? 21 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:51,730 Notjust bad, he's the worst kind of bad luck ever. 22 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,066 Come on. 23 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:57,636 ''His fate is always making him cry.'' 24 00:02:58,144 --> 00:03:02,478 ''There's no way he can get rid of his bad luck.'' 25 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:11,056 ''Life doesn't bestow him with anything.'' 26 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:15,692 ''lnstead it keeps taking things away.'' 27 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:17,888 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 28 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:20,465 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 29 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:24,727 ''You'd never have come across a loser like him.'' 30 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:26,771 ''He's such a loser.'' 31 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,171 ''He's such a loser.'' 32 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:33,535 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 33 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:35,841 ''He's such a loser.'' 34 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,144 ''He's such a loser.'' 35 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:43,152 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 36 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:53,097 Oh no.. 37 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:02,071 ''Friday the 13th is a bad omen.'' 38 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:07,112 ''But it's no match for his birthday.'' 39 00:04:10,516 --> 00:04:15,920 ''He's jinxed, that's his fate.'' 40 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:20,482 ''He's the worst kind of bad luck.'' 41 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,026 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 42 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:24,494 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 43 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:28,562 ''You'd never have come across a loser like him.'' 44 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:30,829 ''He's such a loser.'' 45 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:33,531 ''He's such a loser.'' 46 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:37,641 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 47 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:39,803 ''He's such a loser.'' 48 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:42,607 ''He's such a loser.'' 49 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,273 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 50 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:48,281 Aarush, l don't understand. 51 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:52,086 Why do you look so upset whenever you come to the casino? 52 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:55,626 People lose every time l come here. 53 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:59,826 And l realise l'm such a loser. 54 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,661 Why don't you take up a job? 55 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:06,268 Because where ever l take up a job.. 56 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:09,939 ..l get fired because of my ominous fate. 57 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:13,645 But the casino is the only place.. 58 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:16,779 ..where l get paid for my bad luck. 59 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:19,278 How long will this continue? 60 00:05:19,852 --> 00:05:21,945 That's it! Today's the last day. 61 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:25,214 After today everything will change. - How is that? 62 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,816 Because it's my destiny.. 63 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:30,953 The day l marry my true love.. 64 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:33,664 ..good fortune will smile upon me again. 65 00:05:33,766 --> 00:05:35,927 Look. And that day isn't far. 66 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:42,173 l'm going to propose to Puja. 67 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:45,668 Puja, will you marry me? 68 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:48,269 No, l cannot marry you. 69 00:05:49,248 --> 00:05:53,082 Why? What's wrong with me? - Everything. 70 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:56,986 Since you've come into my life everything has gone wrong. 71 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,615 l've met with an accident six times. 72 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,284 l've lost my job. 73 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:03,021 l've lost my friends. 74 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:04,994 And you know what happened yesterday. 75 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:07,123 l lost some of my hair as well. 76 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:10,932 Listen, Aarush, you're very sweet. 77 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:13,269 But you're jinxed. 78 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,035 When l told my brother about you.. 79 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:20,135 ..he said it as well, that a man who makes a living.. 80 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:22,714 ..from his bad-luck can't be good for me. 81 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:26,307 And anyway, he has finalised my marriage with someone else. 82 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:31,015 ''He keeps wishing for true love.'' 83 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:35,618 ''lnstead, life gives him nothing.'' 84 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:40,165 ''He asks a girl, ''marry me, my baby.'' 85 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:44,794 ''She replies, over my dead body, maybe.'' 86 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:45,962 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 87 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,131 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 88 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:53,036 ''You'd never have come across a loser like him.'' 89 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,977 ''He's such a loser.'' 90 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,946 ''He's such a loser.'' 91 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:01,884 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 92 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:04,149 ''He's such a loser.'' 93 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,953 ''He's such a loser.'' 94 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:11,096 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 95 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:13,357 ''He's such a loser.'' 96 00:07:13,699 --> 00:07:15,724 ''He's such a loser.'' 97 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:20,103 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 98 00:07:20,339 --> 00:07:22,398 ''He's such a loser.'' 99 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:24,937 ''He's such a loser.'' 100 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:29,681 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 101 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:32,080 ''He's such a loser.'' 102 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:36,716 Puja. Puja. 103 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:41,217 Puja. 104 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,955 Puja, open the door. 105 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:46,760 Puja.. 106 00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:02,473 Stay away from my sister, get it. 107 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,348 Bloody loser. 108 00:08:07,753 --> 00:08:12,315 ''Loser.'' 109 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:28,366 Aarush. 110 00:08:28,941 --> 00:08:31,739 Brother, you're leaving? 111 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:34,470 Yes. 112 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:36,907 l think Macau wasn't lucky for you. 113 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:40,981 The entire world is unlucky for me. 114 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:42,520 Where will you go? 115 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:44,981 There's only one man in the world.. 116 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:46,786 ..who doesn't think that l'm a jinx. 117 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:52,392 We grew up together in London, worked together in London. 118 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:55,194 He always thought it was his good fortune 119 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,201 ..to be the best friend of an unfortunate man like me. 120 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:58,793 l'm going back to him. 121 00:08:58,971 --> 00:09:02,270 l'm going back home. l'm going to London. 122 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:10,081 1 7, everybody's a winner. 123 00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:13,148 Stop checking him out. - He's cute. 124 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,248 You will never change. 125 00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:17,447 Whatever, l'm off now. - Off? 126 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:22,017 Yeah. l need to look after my baby. - Good luck. 127 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:25,894 Ladies and gentlemen, most of you know me. 128 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:30,326 l'm Kishore Samtani, the owner of this fabulous casino. 129 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,933 And now l'm going to speak in Hindi. 130 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:37,874 Because whenever l speak in Hindi, you don't understand. 131 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:40,309 And you clap even when l abuse you. 132 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:46,313 For 200 years, you looted my country. 133 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:49,417 So l came to London and opened this casino.. 134 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:52,923 ..to loot you scoundrels. Clap, applause, applause. 135 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:55,255 Applause.. l love you, guys. 136 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:59,928 Boys and girls, the next drink is on me. 137 00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:02,293 To celebrate the second anniversary.. 138 00:10:02,401 --> 00:10:05,893 ..of my star dealer, Babu Rao to Hetal. 139 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:11,236 All the drinks are on me. Drink, play, and lose. 140 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:13,969 Thank you. - For what? 141 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:15,880 For being my wife. 142 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,607 Your father hasn't spoken to you.. 143 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:19,885 ..for the past two years because of me. 144 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:24,422 Happy anniversary. - To you too. 145 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,155 l love you. l love you. 146 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:38,127 l love you so much. - Enough dear, l love you too. 147 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,636 What's up, Bob? - Hey. Hey, Bob. 148 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:43,966 Hey. - Come join us. 149 00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:45,304 Me, dance with you? 150 00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:46,469 No way, guys. 151 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:50,015 Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight. - See you later. 152 00:10:50,549 --> 00:10:54,178 l love you. - Okay, l love you too. That's it. 153 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:57,016 l love you. l love you. 154 00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:58,556 My love. l here. 155 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,057 l love you. 156 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:03,925 Hi, Prada, my love. 157 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,998 l love you. - l love you. 158 00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:07,656 l love you. 159 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,992 Prada. - l love you too Prada. 160 00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:13,663 l love you.. For the parrot.. What about me? 161 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:17,500 Let me go. - How can l let you go? 162 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:20,078 We've been married for two years. 163 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:26,346 Shameless. 164 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:31,951 There's a surprise for you, upstairs. 165 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:34,049 Surprise. l love surprises. 166 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:38,328 So come up after a short while. - Why later? Why later? 167 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:42,299 Because soon Victoria's secret won't be a secret anymore. 168 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:47,497 Victoria! 169 00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:49,565 Secrets! 170 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:54,111 Lingerie! 171 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:57,876 Hey, why dancing? Open my cage once, l'll come and hit you. 172 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,963 My cutie pie. 173 00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:28,070 Under the blanket.. ls my wife. 174 00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:31,407 Come on, you! Come out. 175 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,715 l'm your husband, and you're my wife. 176 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:40,351 You've worn lingerie for me. 177 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:45,326 And l'll gift you a Cartier watch for your slender wrist 178 00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:50,468 And a Gucci bag for your arms to carry. 179 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:58,509 And for your lovely cheeks, a Gillette razor. 180 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,340 Gillette razor? 181 00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:07,577 You! 182 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,723 Who is he? - Hetal, this is my friend Aarush. 183 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,123 Hello. 184 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,353 Aarush, this is my wife Hetal. 185 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,554 What is he doing in our bed? 186 00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:19,028 Aarush, close your eyes. 187 00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:21,299 Close your eyes and not mine. - Sorry. 188 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,335 What's he doing in our bed? - Sorry baby. Baby. 189 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:34,101 Why is it so quiet? 190 00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:39,314 Bob, did your wife go inside? 191 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:45,685 Did your wife go inside? - No, she went out. 192 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:49,318 Thank God. 193 00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:53,622 She went out the window. - Oh God. - Come on, hurry up. 194 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,597 Baby, he's my best friend. - Friend! 195 00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,430 Friends don't come uninvited like this. 196 00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,505 And even if they do, they don't barge inside the house. 197 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,198 And even if they do barge in they don't go sleep on the bed. 198 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:06,802 Please, Hetal, l know he's slightly stupid. 199 00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,773 But he's a really sweet guy. 200 00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,746 He's simple, has a heart of gold. 201 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,579 lt's just a matter of.. one or two days. 202 00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:14,477 Just for.. 203 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,256 l've cleaned up the broken windows.. 204 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,557 ..and cleared up all the mess. l.. - He.. 205 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,780 Sister-in-law, l hope you're not hurt too bad.. 206 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,679 Actually, you must be thinking ''What kind of a friend is he..'' 207 00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:50,550 ''..that he's dropped in uninvited?'' 208 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:53,553 Sister-in-law, Bob and l are childhood buddies 209 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:59,388 l can stay away from him for years. 210 00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:04,401 But when l miss him l can't stay away even for a second. 211 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:08,633 l just packed my Bags and came here.. 212 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,572 ..for two-three weeks. 213 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:12,911 So that l can muster up the courage.. 214 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:14,577 ..to handle life for another two-three years. 215 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,677 l just want to be with him. 216 00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,345 For two-three weeks? 217 00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:21,309 Yes, Sister-in-law, for two to three weeks. 218 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:24,914 Two.. th-th-three.. 219 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,249 You haven't stopped stammering yet? 220 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:28,690 You know, Sister-in-law he starts stammering.. 221 00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:30,193 ..whenever he's stressed out. 222 00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:31,454 And today.. 223 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,663 ls there a problem? 224 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,806 l'm going to sleep. Okay? 225 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,311 Did your wife feel bad? 226 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:50,940 No. 227 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:52,708 Don't be silly. 228 00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:55,447 Are you sure it's okay if l stay here? 229 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:56,714 Of course. 230 00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:58,820 This is your house. 231 00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:04,521 ls two-three weeks too long? - No. 232 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,228 lt's too little. 233 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:19,641 Baby. Baby, l'm damn sorry for whatever happened. 234 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:24,675 Baby, so where were we? 235 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,849 You were on top of him without your clothes on. 236 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:29,351 And l was right in front of him without my clothes on. 237 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,848 Baby.. okay. 238 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:35,452 Where are baby's sweet hands? 239 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:36,619 Where are they? Where are they? 240 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,424 Oh, l found them. 241 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,628 Where are baby's lovely eyes? Where are they? Show. 242 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,896 There they are. 243 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,830 Where are baby's kissable lips? 244 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,666 Where is the bathroom? 245 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:53,570 Where is the bathroom? 246 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,806 What.. are you doing here? 247 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,781 l was looking for the bathroom downstairs. 248 00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:58,975 l couldn't find it. 249 00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:00,546 Where is the bathroom? l need to go to the bathroom. 250 00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:03,379 Thank you. 251 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,958 So, where were we? 252 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,287 Aarush. 253 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,728 l think he's cleaning the house. 254 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,693 To.. help you. 255 00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:30,430 He's.. just trying to.. make up for yesterday. 256 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,807 That's really sweet of him. 257 00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:38,874 l told you. 258 00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:41,885 He's been very sweet, since childhood. 259 00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,962 Help! l don't want to die so soon. 260 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:32,728 Parrots life is in danger! Parrots life is in danger! 261 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,099 Aarush. 262 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,072 Aarush. Aarush. 263 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:45,139 What have you done? 264 00:19:58,697 --> 00:19:59,857 Stop this thing. 265 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:01,724 Plug. 266 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,010 What have you done to my house? 267 00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,619 What have you done? 268 00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:26,450 ls this what you call cleaning? 269 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,685 Are you crazy? 270 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:31,652 Oh my.. 271 00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:36,023 Prada. 272 00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:37,996 Where is my Prada? 273 00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:41,104 Prada, my love. 274 00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:43,571 Where is Prada? 275 00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:11,600 Get out! 276 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,828 Get out of my house! 277 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,030 Both of you! 278 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:25,708 What's your problem, Bob? 279 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:27,949 You want to compete with me? 280 00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:30,711 You're making faces at me. 281 00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:33,655 You want to fight me? 282 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,987 Got some new moves? 283 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:38,755 Show me what you got. 284 00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:39,749 What happened? 285 00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:43,118 Sorry. 286 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:45,256 You had an argument with Babu Rao. 287 00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:49,795 You shouldn't argue about such petty things. 288 00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:55,163 Do you know how difficult it is to find a nice lndian boy in England? 289 00:22:55,273 --> 00:22:56,604 What if you lose him? 290 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:57,933 Stupid. 291 00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:01,705 Actually, it's a very good idea. 292 00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:02,905 You better leave him. 293 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,112 As it is, l'm looking for a boy like him for my daughter. 294 00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:09,610 l'll get Devika married to Babu Rao. 295 00:23:09,821 --> 00:23:11,812 She'll be extremely happy with Babu Rao. 296 00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:14,187 lf she's happy, it'll make me happy. 297 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,192 you know, for a father there is no greaterjoy.. 298 00:23:17,295 --> 00:23:19,092 ..than seeing his daughter happy. 299 00:23:19,431 --> 00:23:21,797 l love my daughter. Really. 300 00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:32,401 Clean it properly. 301 00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:33,769 Clean it properly. 302 00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:35,312 lt's a Bentley. Bentley. 303 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,676 Get to work. 304 00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:37,976 What is this? 305 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,351 This is Batuk Patel Farsan (Brand of snacks). 306 00:23:40,452 --> 00:23:41,714 People don'tjust buy them. 307 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:43,082 They buy it because they see my photo on the packet. 308 00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:44,348 Get to work, come on. 309 00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:46,356 Pound it properly! Pound it properly! 310 00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:49,019 Get to the side. 311 00:23:49,127 --> 00:23:50,321 Greetings, sir. - Yes, greetings. 312 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,896 Won't you greet me? 313 00:23:52,063 --> 00:23:53,155 How else will you afford your meal? 314 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,323 lt's because of me. 315 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,695 Come on, get to work. 316 00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:57,666 Stupid people. 317 00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:03,734 Batuk Patel Pareshan, talk after the beep. 318 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:09,372 Papa. How are you? 319 00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:12,806 Are you fine? 320 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:15,886 Don't worry about me, Papa. 321 00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:18,184 l'm absolutely fine. 322 00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:21,726 Bob is a very nice guy, Papa. 323 00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:27,795 He has opened three new factories this year. 324 00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:32,133 Made a profit of 1000 crores this year. 325 00:24:32,904 --> 00:24:36,465 We have a big house, servants at our disposal. 326 00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:41,171 l miss you a lot, Papa. 327 00:24:50,121 --> 00:24:52,817 Mummy! Mummy! Mummy! 328 00:24:52,924 --> 00:24:53,982 Mummy! Why are you hitting me? 329 00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:56,219 Mummy! Why are you hitting me? 330 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,193 You idiot. - Mummy! Why are you hitting me? 331 00:24:58,296 --> 00:25:00,992 Why am l hitting you? You fool, when will you learn? 332 00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:02,464 No matter how big a house you have.. 333 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:05,201 ..it never becomes a home until you have a family. 334 00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:06,429 We have a family. 335 00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:10,167 You, me, the buffaloes, the Bentley car.. That's family. 336 00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:11,401 You call this family? You call this family? 337 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,875 And what about my Hetal? 338 00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:17,772 She's been calling for the last two years. 339 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:20,249 ''Papa, forgive me, forgive me.'' 340 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,445 And you don't forgive her. 341 00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:25,819 You don't even know what your son-in-law looks like. 342 00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:28,119 l had found a suitable husband for her. 343 00:25:28,226 --> 00:25:30,285 Ahmedabad's snacks king, Ramesh Soni. 344 00:25:30,395 --> 00:25:33,455 You know, he owns the biggest bungalow in Ahmedabad. 345 00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:36,227 And Hetal, she went to London to study. 346 00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:38,325 And she got married to that stammering waiter. 347 00:25:38,436 --> 00:25:39,801 l will never forgive her. 348 00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:42,470 Are you a father or an estate agent? 349 00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:45,099 Harping about bungalows. You were born in a ghetto. 350 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,337 You can tie me up. Skin me alive. 351 00:25:47,445 --> 00:25:48,810 Throw me into the ocean. 352 00:25:48,914 --> 00:25:51,974 But l will never forgive her or her husband. 353 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:53,141 You won't forgive her? - No. 354 00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:55,811 You won't forgive her? - No. No, no. 355 00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:57,445 Mummy! Mummy! Mummy! - You idiot. 356 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,150 What are you watching? Get back to your work. 357 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,892 Come on, get back to you work. This is their daily episode. 358 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:06,157 l don't care if he's your best friend. 359 00:26:06,264 --> 00:26:07,788 Do whatever you want to. 360 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:10,868 lf you don't throw him out of the house today.. 361 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,097 l don't believe this. 362 00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:09,525 l know you can't forgive me. You have Bob, your own family 363 00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:16,866 But, for a while, l forgot that all l had was my bad luck. 364 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:22,431 l'm sorry. 365 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,413 Look after yourself, okay. 366 00:27:38,289 --> 00:27:39,347 l'm leaving. 367 00:27:52,637 --> 00:27:53,899 Aarush. 368 00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:04,607 Unfortunate is someone who doesn't have a family. 369 00:28:08,086 --> 00:28:12,284 l am the one who has forgotten how to behave around family.. 370 00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:19,128 lf you leave today, Aarush.. 371 00:28:20,131 --> 00:28:22,122 ..we'll be the unfortunate ones. 372 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:24,627 Please, don't go. 373 00:28:41,586 --> 00:28:44,680 l forgot to tell you something. - What? - What? 374 00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:46,417 l've brought Prada. - What? 375 00:28:46,524 --> 00:28:47,650 Yes. - My Prada? 376 00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:49,124 Yes. - Where? - He's inside. 377 00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:50,488 Prada. 378 00:28:50,595 --> 00:28:51,653 Where is my Prada? 379 00:28:51,763 --> 00:28:53,993 Are you ready? - Yes. - Are you ready? 380 00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,293 Yes, come on. 381 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,697 Okay. Count. - Count. 382 00:28:57,001 --> 00:29:00,664 Three.. two.. one.. - Yes. 383 00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:06,209 Prada. Prada. Hurry up. 384 00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:18,681 Ladies and gentlemen, l present Prada. 385 00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:21,258 Prada was a parrot. This is a.. 386 00:29:21,359 --> 00:29:23,088 Yes, this was the only animal available by the name of Prada. 387 00:29:23,194 --> 00:29:26,595 So l got this. - Where did you get him from? 388 00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:28,165 From the 'Sher Bazaar' (Tiger market). 389 00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:29,563 Stay.. stay away. 390 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,259 He'll devour you. - No, he won't. 391 00:29:32,370 --> 00:29:33,735 He's a vegetarian. 392 00:29:34,038 --> 00:29:35,198 Look.. 393 00:29:35,306 --> 00:29:36,398 No need to be scared. 394 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:37,566 Sister-in-law, come here. 395 00:29:37,675 --> 00:29:38,767 Stay away. Stay away. 396 00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:40,772 Come, Sister-in-law, don't be.. l assure you. 397 00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:42,273 Just a minute, let me close the door. 398 00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:43,438 Or else it might get scared and run out. 399 00:29:43,548 --> 00:29:44,606 Don't close it. - No! No! 400 00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:47,014 You'll be absolutely alright. 401 00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:49,144 Open the door. 402 00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:50,687 Listen to me. Listen to me. 403 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,416 You'll be absolutely fine. 404 00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:54,116 We have to befriend him. - l don't want to befriend him. 405 00:29:54,225 --> 00:29:55,283 We have to befriend him. 406 00:29:55,393 --> 00:29:57,088 He's not worth enmity. 407 00:29:57,195 --> 00:29:58,355 To hell with friendship! 408 00:29:58,463 --> 00:29:59,725 Come sister-in-law.. - l don't want to befriend him. 409 00:29:59,831 --> 00:30:02,664 Come on. You'll be absolutely fine. - Come on. 410 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,598 Sit. Sit. - No.. 411 00:30:05,103 --> 00:30:06,468 You'll be absolutely fine. 412 00:30:06,571 --> 00:30:08,163 You'll be absolutely fine. 413 00:30:08,273 --> 00:30:11,037 Prada, read out a poem. Quickly. 414 00:30:12,243 --> 00:30:13,642 Not the small one, the big one. 415 00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:15,337 Loudly. 416 00:30:16,447 --> 00:30:18,176 There's no need to scream. 417 00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:20,046 Listen to me. Listen to me. 418 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:21,209 Listen to me. 419 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,616 Listen to me. 420 00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:28,387 Listen to me. 421 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:33,294 Be quiet or you'll scare him. Tigerrrrrrrrrrr.. 422 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:38,199 You were born and brought up in London.. 423 00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:39,429 ..makes sense if you marry a girl from here. 424 00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:40,595 l think it's a good idea. 425 00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:44,664 Arrange marriage with your boss's daughter? 426 00:30:45,143 --> 00:30:46,440 l don't think it's a good idea. 427 00:30:46,544 --> 00:30:48,273 Come on, let's go home. - What? - No, Aarush. - Let's go home. 428 00:30:48,379 --> 00:30:49,437 Aarush. 429 00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:51,708 Who is asking you to get married? - At least meet her. - Yes. 430 00:30:52,116 --> 00:30:53,515 And we're your family, isn't it? - Yes. 431 00:30:53,618 --> 00:30:58,078 So trust us. - All the girls you loved broke your heart. 432 00:30:58,223 --> 00:31:00,817 What was the use? Devika is a very nice girl. - Yeah. 433 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,319 Your life will be set. 434 00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:04,687 Hi, boys. - Hello. 435 00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:07,321 Hi, sir. - He's your boss? - Yes. 436 00:31:07,498 --> 00:31:08,590 Come. 437 00:31:09,567 --> 00:31:11,398 Have some lovely chicken wings. - Okay. 438 00:31:11,502 --> 00:31:13,402 Chicken wings, for you. Chicken wings. - No thanks. 439 00:31:13,504 --> 00:31:14,562 Sir, l'm a vegetarian. 440 00:31:14,672 --> 00:31:16,833 Vegetarian? What are you doing here? 441 00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:19,209 Sit outside and eat with my driver. - No.. 442 00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:20,777 Don't waste my money in a very expensive place. 443 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,847 Sir, he's Aarush. 444 00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:25,114 Didn't l tell you? For Devika. 445 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:26,649 My future son-in-law? - Yes. 446 00:31:26,751 --> 00:31:29,413 And a vegetarian. - l'm fasting today. 447 00:31:29,587 --> 00:31:30,679 Fasting? - Yes. 448 00:31:30,788 --> 00:31:33,256 Wow. Traditional lndian values. 449 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:34,689 l like the boy already. - Very good. 450 00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:36,123 Good boy. Good boy. 451 00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:37,654 Would you like fritters? 452 00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:41,289 Sir, where's Devika? - Devika. 453 00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:42,898 There she is. 454 00:31:44,168 --> 00:31:46,193 The one in the golden dress. 455 00:31:46,437 --> 00:31:47,768 She's Devika? 456 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,605 That's some old hag. 457 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:51,868 There's my beautiful daughter. 458 00:31:52,176 --> 00:31:53,700 Come, my darling. Come, come. 459 00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:09,691 Hi. - Hello, my love. How are you? 460 00:32:09,827 --> 00:32:11,727 Hi, Devika. - Hi. 461 00:32:11,829 --> 00:32:12,887 And that's Aarush. 462 00:32:13,197 --> 00:32:14,289 Hello. - Hello. 463 00:32:14,499 --> 00:32:16,364 Why are you two greeting each other like old people? 464 00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:18,230 Shake hands, come on. 465 00:32:19,504 --> 00:32:20,562 Come on, come on. 466 00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:23,232 You people go and chat. 467 00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:24,831 Get to know each other. l like him. 468 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,535 He's a traditional lndian boy. 469 00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:28,774 Come along. - You go. 470 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,711 Come. - Excuse me. 471 00:32:30,815 --> 00:32:32,942 One champagne bottle please, quick. 472 00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:45,389 Would you like to eat anything? Chicken wings, or anything else.. 473 00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:46,554 Chicken? - Yes. 474 00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:48,627 No, today is Tuesday. 475 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,332 You're fasting as well. 476 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:56,933 You don't seem like you've been raised in London. 477 00:32:57,241 --> 00:32:58,833 What do you mean? 478 00:32:59,344 --> 00:33:03,440 l mean this traditional attire, the bangles. 479 00:33:03,548 --> 00:33:05,846 A 'Bindi' (Forehead dot) would've done the trick. 480 00:33:06,351 --> 00:33:10,253 Why not? A real woman is always covered from head to toe. 481 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,793 You have such beautiful thoughts. 482 00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:21,324 Do you believe in arranged marriages and not love marriages? 483 00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:24,958 l believe in love, but after marriage. 484 00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:27,965 l believe that God has made a match for everyone. 485 00:33:28,272 --> 00:33:32,675 And we'll surely meet someone who'll change our fate. 486 00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:39,249 You're so sweet. - You too. 487 00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:44,612 What have you decided? 488 00:33:45,056 --> 00:33:46,318 Should l consider it to be a yes? 489 00:33:46,724 --> 00:33:48,919 Oh.. - Consider it to be. 490 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,257 They're blushing. That means it's a yes. 491 00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:53,564 Wonderful! Wonderful! 492 00:33:53,931 --> 00:33:55,262 Here, have chips. 493 00:33:55,466 --> 00:33:56,694 Why chips? 494 00:33:57,502 --> 00:33:58,833 lt's Tuesday. 495 00:33:58,936 --> 00:34:00,460 Vegetarian couple. Vegetarian. 496 00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:02,436 Have some chips. 497 00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:04,441 Congratulations. - Thank you. 498 00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:06,009 Congratulations, sir. 499 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:53,421 Today, thanks to the both of you an unlucky man's fate has changed. 500 00:35:11,576 --> 00:35:14,477 You know, Son-in-law, you're a very lucky man 501 00:35:14,812 --> 00:35:17,007 Your fate is going to thus change 502 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,015 Now Devika is yours. 503 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:22,484 So are her responsibilities and her happiness. 504 00:35:22,587 --> 00:35:24,748 And so is her 500 million pounds. 505 00:35:24,856 --> 00:35:25,914 Have fun, sonny. 506 00:35:26,591 --> 00:35:28,855 Bye. Bye. 507 00:35:45,743 --> 00:35:47,438 Mamma mia. 508 00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:50,639 Al Pacino. Bonjour. 509 00:35:50,748 --> 00:35:52,682 Welcome, welcome, senor. 510 00:35:52,783 --> 00:35:54,683 Welcome, senorita. Welcome to Puglia. 511 00:35:54,785 --> 00:35:58,653 The most beautiful, the most romantic place in the world. 512 00:35:58,756 --> 00:36:02,055 For the moment our booking is full. 513 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,424 Your reservation has been cancelled. 514 00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:06,460 Please go back. 515 00:36:06,564 --> 00:36:09,032 Go back. Gracias. 516 00:36:09,934 --> 00:36:11,868 But we got the booking confirmation. 517 00:36:11,969 --> 00:36:14,437 l'm joking. 518 00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:15,904 Mamma mia. 519 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,099 Come on. 520 00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:18,800 Alora! Alora! 521 00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:20,605 Let me introduce myself. 522 00:36:20,711 --> 00:36:22,474 l'm the owner of this hotel. 523 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:25,140 My name is, Aakhri Pasta. 524 00:36:25,449 --> 00:36:26,814 Aakhri Pasta, what kind of a name is that? 525 00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:29,887 Pasta is my surname. 526 00:36:29,987 --> 00:36:33,855 My father was an ltalian. His name was Spaghetti Pasta. 527 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,516 My mother was an lndian. 528 00:36:35,626 --> 00:36:37,617 Her name was 'Sevaiyyan' (Vermicelli) Pasta. 529 00:36:37,728 --> 00:36:38,854 Sevaiyyan Pasta. 530 00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:42,922 And l'm this family's Aakhri Pasta. 531 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:44,899 Mamma mia. 532 00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:47,595 Oh, what a beautiful bride. 533 00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:52,768 Let me welcome the bride. Welcome. 534 00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,742 And now for the big smooch. 535 00:36:54,845 --> 00:36:57,905 No, no, no.. no smooch. 536 00:36:58,115 --> 00:37:00,481 l'm joking. 537 00:37:00,585 --> 00:37:01,882 You wear this yourself. 538 00:37:01,986 --> 00:37:04,216 Come on, let's go. 539 00:37:04,789 --> 00:37:07,952 Your luggage has been taken to your room. 540 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:10,550 Thank you. - Alora. 541 00:37:10,661 --> 00:37:13,562 l've booked two different rooms for you both.. 542 00:37:13,664 --> 00:37:15,461 ..on different floors. 543 00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:16,931 Hey, we're on our honeymoon here. 544 00:37:17,034 --> 00:37:19,195 l'm joking. 545 00:37:19,503 --> 00:37:22,199 Where do you hail from? 546 00:37:22,807 --> 00:37:24,172 Hey, you were speaking in ltalian a minute ago. 547 00:37:24,275 --> 00:37:26,800 How are you speaking like a Pathan now? - l was born in Kabul. 548 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,744 Kabul? - l'm joking. 549 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:33,782 There's my hotel, look. - Where? 550 00:37:34,652 --> 00:37:37,553 What are you doing, you idiot. Let go off me! 551 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:40,082 Hey! 552 00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:42,117 Mama mia. 553 00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:44,251 Such a beautiful bride. 554 00:37:44,562 --> 00:37:46,757 l am only welcoming her. - Okay. 555 00:37:46,864 --> 00:37:51,267 This is the best honeymoon suite of our hotel. 556 00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:53,161 Your luggage is already here. 557 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,636 Okay. 558 00:37:55,172 --> 00:37:56,503 Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. 559 00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:57,801 Sorry. Sorry. Just a second. 560 00:38:05,850 --> 00:38:07,818 What's this urn doing here? 561 00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:10,887 This is our ancestral urn. 562 00:38:11,922 --> 00:38:16,518 My mother tipped it over with her foot and began her married life. 563 00:38:16,661 --> 00:38:18,629 Devika, it's your turn now. 564 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,222 Okay. 565 00:38:29,907 --> 00:38:32,637 Now kick it. 566 00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:41,718 My ancestral urn. 567 00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:42,877 My.. 568 00:38:45,289 --> 00:38:47,951 l'm sorry, but you asked me to do it. 569 00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:49,856 But not like a football. 570 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,222 You break my glass. 571 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,626 l'm sorry. 572 00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:55,990 lt's okay. 573 00:38:57,201 --> 00:38:58,828 Go and get ready. 574 00:38:58,936 --> 00:39:03,930 Okay. - Okay, senor Aarush. All the best for your honeymoon. 575 00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:05,167 You have a very beautiful wife. 576 00:39:05,276 --> 00:39:06,334 Thank you. - This room.. sound proof. 577 00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:08,874 Thank you very much. - lf you want anything, just call. 578 00:39:08,979 --> 00:39:10,606 Thank you. Thank you. 579 00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:12,808 Even l'll get ready. 580 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,989 Fortune will smile on me again. 581 00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:23,792 After tonight l won't be jinxed any longer. 582 00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:27,925 Hi, Devika. 583 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,897 Hello, hello.. no.. 584 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,331 Hi. 585 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:34,728 Why am l doing 'Kapalbharti' (Yoga)? 586 00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:37,364 Hi, l'm all set. 587 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:50,218 l know what to do on a honeymoon night. 588 00:39:50,421 --> 00:39:52,389 But how to do it? 589 00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:54,853 l don't know what to do. 590 00:39:55,793 --> 00:39:56,851 So what? 591 00:39:57,328 --> 00:39:58,386 She'll teach me. 592 00:39:58,696 --> 00:39:59,890 She'll tell me. 593 00:40:07,004 --> 00:40:08,096 l don't know what to do. 594 00:40:08,839 --> 00:40:10,067 She'll teach me. 595 00:40:11,308 --> 00:40:12,741 l'll learn it. 596 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:14,207 l'll learn everything. 597 00:40:14,612 --> 00:40:24,886 EROS 598 00:40:25,222 --> 00:40:26,780 ''Slowly.'' 599 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,158 ''Gradually.'' 600 00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:33,294 ''Come into my arms.'' 601 00:40:33,831 --> 00:40:37,961 ''Don't make me so restless.'' 602 00:40:38,235 --> 00:40:42,171 ''Don't torment me like this.'' 603 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:46,403 ''Don't worry at all.'' 604 00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:50,874 ''Look in to my eyes.'' 605 00:40:50,981 --> 00:40:54,712 ''l'll show you heaven.'' 606 00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:57,686 ''l don't know what to do.'' 607 00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:00,018 ''l don't know what to do.'' 608 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:04,083 ''God, what do l do?'' 609 00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:06,288 ''l don't know what to do.'' 610 00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:08,695 ''l don't know what to do.'' 611 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:12,826 ''God, what do l do?'' 612 00:41:12,937 --> 00:41:16,168 ''l don't know how.'' 613 00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:18,338 ''l don't know why.'' 614 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,377 ''Slowly.'' 615 00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:23,446 ''Gradually.'' 616 00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:28,107 ''Untangle my tresses.'' 617 00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:32,449 ''l can't endure the distance.'' 618 00:41:32,756 --> 00:41:36,817 ''Don't try to confuse me.'' 619 00:41:36,927 --> 00:41:41,261 ''l'll spread my intoxication.'' 620 00:41:41,365 --> 00:41:45,358 ''lt'll be so much fun.'' 621 00:41:45,803 --> 00:41:49,261 ''l'll show you heaven.'' 622 00:41:49,373 --> 00:41:52,137 ''l don't know what to do.'' 623 00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:54,734 ''l don't know what to do.'' 624 00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:58,804 ''God, what do l do?'' 625 00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:00,941 ''l don't know what to do.'' 626 00:42:01,051 --> 00:42:03,383 ''l don't know what to do.'' 627 00:42:03,487 --> 00:42:07,981 ''God, what do l do?'' 628 00:42:31,916 --> 00:42:36,148 ''l'm scared. l'm frightened.'' 629 00:42:36,253 --> 00:42:40,053 ''What to do?'' 630 00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:44,928 ''l'm unfamiliar with these ways.'' 631 00:42:45,029 --> 00:42:48,988 ''How can l take such a huge step?'' 632 00:42:49,099 --> 00:42:53,263 ''Don't worry at all.'' 633 00:42:53,370 --> 00:42:57,397 ''Look into my eyes.'' 634 00:42:57,508 --> 00:43:01,239 ''l'll show you heaven.'' 635 00:43:01,345 --> 00:43:04,246 ''l don't know what to do.'' 636 00:43:04,348 --> 00:43:06,816 ''l don't know what to do.'' 637 00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:10,910 ''God, what do l do?'' 638 00:43:11,021 --> 00:43:13,046 ''l don't know what to do.'' 639 00:43:13,157 --> 00:43:15,352 ''l don't know what to do.'' 640 00:43:15,459 --> 00:43:19,259 ''God, what do l do?'' 641 00:43:19,363 --> 00:43:21,593 ''What to do?'' 642 00:43:21,899 --> 00:43:26,063 ''What to do?'' 643 00:43:39,383 --> 00:43:40,850 lt was just a dream. 644 00:43:44,088 --> 00:43:45,180 What are you doing here? 645 00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:47,120 l brought you breakfast in bed. 646 00:43:47,224 --> 00:43:49,317 Eat, eat. Biscuit, very tasty. l promise you. 647 00:43:49,426 --> 00:43:51,394 Where's my wife? Devika. 648 00:43:52,029 --> 00:43:55,123 Devi.. - Your wife Maybe, your wife went to the beach. 649 00:43:55,599 --> 00:43:58,500 Have the biscuit. - On the beach? Let me see. 650 00:43:58,602 --> 00:44:02,038 l'm coming. l'm coming. l'm coming to help. 651 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,305 Your wife must've gone out shopping. 652 00:44:09,113 --> 00:44:11,206 l found your wife. 653 00:44:11,382 --> 00:44:14,874 Where? Where is she? - l found her in a bikini. 654 00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:19,419 You're justjoking. - l'm notjoking. 655 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:30,524 A real woman is always covered from head to toe.' 656 00:44:33,103 --> 00:44:37,096 A real woman.. covered from head to toe? 657 00:44:37,641 --> 00:44:41,042 She hasn't done anything in these. 658 00:44:57,728 --> 00:45:02,324 Your wife is with someone else on your honeymoon. 659 00:45:03,267 --> 00:45:06,532 God is playing a joke on you. 660 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,165 Bad-luck boy. 661 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:22,542 Devika. - Aarush. 662 00:45:25,122 --> 00:45:28,683 l'm sorry.. This is Benny. 663 00:45:29,259 --> 00:45:30,521 The man l love. 664 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:40,027 But.. why did you marry me? 665 00:45:40,137 --> 00:45:43,072 Because papa was adamant on getting me married to an lndian boy. 666 00:45:43,474 --> 00:45:46,602 l would've got my share of the property on only one condition. 667 00:45:47,177 --> 00:45:49,145 lf l marry an lndian boy. 668 00:45:49,513 --> 00:45:52,676 He showed me to at least 22 lndian boys. 669 00:45:53,383 --> 00:45:56,284 l found you the sweetest of them all. 670 00:45:56,687 --> 00:45:59,747 l thought you'd understand if l spoke to you. 671 00:46:00,057 --> 00:46:01,354 Aarush, please don't cry. 672 00:46:01,525 --> 00:46:02,719 l'm very sorry. 673 00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:07,554 You could've explained this before the wedding. 674 00:46:07,664 --> 00:46:10,633 l'm sorry, but we couldn't take a chance. 675 00:46:11,235 --> 00:46:13,635 What.. what will l do here? 676 00:46:13,737 --> 00:46:15,637 Wait here for two weeks. 677 00:46:16,039 --> 00:46:17,700 Legally, my share of the property will be transferred in my name.. 678 00:46:17,808 --> 00:46:19,070 ..and l will divorce you. 679 00:46:19,176 --> 00:46:20,234 lf you want, l can even give you a million pounds.. 680 00:46:20,344 --> 00:46:21,402 ..and we can sort it out that way. 681 00:46:25,082 --> 00:46:26,174 l'm sorry. 682 00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:30,181 But.. we're so in love. 683 00:46:31,221 --> 00:46:34,088 Aarush, please.. l didn't have any other option. 684 00:46:34,191 --> 00:46:35,749 l understand, l understand. 685 00:46:36,059 --> 00:46:37,617 Thank you so much, Aarush, thank you. 686 00:46:37,728 --> 00:46:38,786 Okay. 687 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:45,299 Aarush, you're the sweetest man l know. 688 00:46:57,181 --> 00:47:01,675 ''Look at his wife.'' 689 00:47:01,785 --> 00:47:06,279 ''She made his life a mess.'' 690 00:47:06,390 --> 00:47:10,793 ''The matter got worse.'' 691 00:47:11,094 --> 00:47:15,258 ''His world was destroyed before he was settled'' 692 00:47:15,365 --> 00:47:16,696 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 693 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:19,462 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 694 00:47:19,736 --> 00:47:23,467 ''You'd never have come across a loser like him.'' 695 00:47:23,574 --> 00:47:25,735 ''He's such a loser.'' 696 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:28,141 ''He's such a loser.'' 697 00:47:28,378 --> 00:47:32,781 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 698 00:47:32,883 --> 00:47:34,612 ''He's such a loser.'' 699 00:47:35,152 --> 00:47:37,177 ''He's such a loser.'' 700 00:47:37,888 --> 00:47:41,722 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 701 00:47:41,825 --> 00:47:46,626 ''He's such a loser.'' What a loser.'' - Oh God. 702 00:47:47,264 --> 00:47:50,199 Why did you play such a game with me? 703 00:47:50,434 --> 00:47:53,426 My bad luck life is in your hands. 704 00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:57,098 l want to die. 705 00:47:57,274 --> 00:48:00,402 God, all l asked you for was true love. 706 00:48:00,510 --> 00:48:03,809 But all you gave me was bad luck. 707 00:48:04,281 --> 00:48:05,373 Bad luck. 708 00:48:05,749 --> 00:48:07,614 You turned me into a jinx. 709 00:48:07,818 --> 00:48:09,683 l'm coming to You. 710 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:13,823 l'm coming. l'm coming. l'm coming. 711 00:48:59,569 --> 00:49:01,662 Oh God, he's not breathing. 712 00:49:09,713 --> 00:49:10,771 What the hell! 713 00:49:10,881 --> 00:49:12,246 Pervert. 714 00:49:12,349 --> 00:49:15,182 l'm trying to save you and you're kissing me. 715 00:49:15,552 --> 00:49:16,644 Sick. 716 00:49:34,538 --> 00:49:37,871 Maria baby, l'll see you later in 3D. - 3D? 717 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:39,533 3D, my room number. 718 00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:41,873 This drink is free. l'm joking. 719 00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:43,276 Come on, go. 720 00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:45,348 Pasta, give me a cold drink, my head is fuming. 721 00:49:45,449 --> 00:49:48,612 Sandy baby, why are you so angry? Have a cold drink. 722 00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:50,710 l just saved a man from drowning. 723 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,345 And just when l was giving him mouth-to-mouth.. 724 00:49:52,456 --> 00:49:53,889 ..do you know what he did? - What? 725 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:57,256 He kissed me. - That's terrible. 726 00:49:57,361 --> 00:49:58,919 Exactly. - No. 727 00:49:59,029 --> 00:50:01,896 Someone drowning right in front of my hotel and l don't know about it. 728 00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,523 That is terrible. 729 00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:05,260 l would've called the media, the press. 730 00:50:05,369 --> 00:50:06,631 My hotel would've got publicity. 731 00:50:06,737 --> 00:50:09,604 My hotel would've become the most famous hotel in ltaly. 732 00:50:09,706 --> 00:50:12,800 Pasta, that's not funny. - Come on. 733 00:50:13,343 --> 00:50:14,742 Oh, my God, Pasta. 734 00:50:14,911 --> 00:50:17,675 That's him. Disgusting pervert. 735 00:50:17,781 --> 00:50:20,716 That man wearing the tie. 736 00:50:20,817 --> 00:50:22,011 He's not a pervert. 737 00:50:22,319 --> 00:50:24,014 He's an unfortunate man. 738 00:50:24,321 --> 00:50:25,879 His life is filled with tragedy. 739 00:50:25,989 --> 00:50:27,718 No love, no amore. 740 00:50:27,824 --> 00:50:30,816 Do you know what happened with him? - No. 741 00:50:30,927 --> 00:50:34,556 On the night of his honeymoon, his wife left him. 742 00:50:36,299 --> 00:50:38,563 Obviously, who would live with such a pervert? 743 00:50:38,668 --> 00:50:40,568 No, no. His wife left him forever. 744 00:50:40,670 --> 00:50:44,401 She passed away. 745 00:50:45,409 --> 00:50:46,603 She's dead. 746 00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:50,339 Dead and gone. His wife is dead. 747 00:50:50,447 --> 00:50:54,884 Oh God, Pasta, and l slapped that man. 748 00:50:57,954 --> 00:50:59,979 l'm joking. 749 00:51:02,592 --> 00:51:04,992 No, l'm here to say sorry. 750 00:51:06,096 --> 00:51:07,961 Why are you apologizing? 751 00:51:08,398 --> 00:51:09,865 l should be saying sorry. 752 00:51:09,966 --> 00:51:13,925 And if you're apologizing for that delicate slap please don't. 753 00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:18,738 Because fate has entitled me to a lot more. 754 00:51:19,776 --> 00:51:22,472 l know. - l know? 755 00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:28,449 Yes, Aakhri Pasta told me about the tragedy.. 756 00:51:29,686 --> 00:51:32,712 Then the whole of ltaly might know.. 757 00:51:33,123 --> 00:51:35,353 ..why l was trying to commit suicide. 758 00:51:35,459 --> 00:51:37,359 Don't make such a mistake. 759 00:51:37,561 --> 00:51:39,529 You never know that your future might be much better.. 760 00:51:39,629 --> 00:51:41,062 ..than your present. 761 00:51:43,133 --> 00:51:46,466 You talk very sweetly. - Thank you. 762 00:51:46,970 --> 00:51:50,997 By the way, can l say another sweet thing? - Yes. 763 00:51:51,808 --> 00:51:53,776 Will you have lunch with me tomorrow? 764 00:51:53,877 --> 00:51:57,711 lt's my way of saying sorry. 765 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:03,408 Yes. My name is Aarush. 766 00:52:03,887 --> 00:52:06,720 And l am Saundarya Bhagyalaxmi Venkateshwari Basappa Rao. 767 00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:10,120 ls that your name alone or that of the entire village? 768 00:52:11,027 --> 00:52:12,654 You can call me Sandy. 769 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:14,021 Sandy. 770 00:52:15,665 --> 00:52:17,633 Very cute name. - Thank you. 771 00:52:19,669 --> 00:52:23,765 So.. we'll meet tomorrow. - Yes, we'll meet tomorrow. 772 00:52:23,874 --> 00:52:24,932 Bye. 773 00:52:40,423 --> 00:52:41,947 Oh, so you live in London? 774 00:52:42,192 --> 00:52:46,492 Who all are there in your family? - No one. 775 00:52:46,796 --> 00:52:47,956 l'm all alone. 776 00:52:48,198 --> 00:52:49,631 Your parents? 777 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:53,599 When l was just a month old my father was diagnosed with cancer. 778 00:52:53,870 --> 00:52:56,771 God, l'm so sorry. - No, no, it isn't like that. 779 00:52:57,974 --> 00:53:01,410 After the diagnosis we learnt that he doesn't have cancer.. 780 00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:02,705 ..he had diabetes 781 00:53:02,979 --> 00:53:05,607 Oh God. Thank God, it was just diabetes. 782 00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:08,741 My mummy was happy just like that. 783 00:53:10,587 --> 00:53:17,584 She fed him sweets and my father passed away right there. 784 00:53:21,831 --> 00:53:26,165 My mother, she couldn't endure this shock. 785 00:53:27,003 --> 00:53:28,994 And she suffered a heart attack. 786 00:53:30,173 --> 00:53:31,834 And she passed away as well. 787 00:53:34,110 --> 00:53:38,012 ln two and a half minutes flat l was orphaned. 788 00:53:39,783 --> 00:53:41,580 l'm really sorry. 789 00:53:42,652 --> 00:53:44,017 Even l was born in London. 790 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:47,783 ..but my brother is based in lndia. 791 00:53:47,891 --> 00:53:49,984 He's the head of the lndian Military lntelligence. 792 00:53:50,093 --> 00:53:52,527 Any my sister, she's married. 793 00:53:53,196 --> 00:53:54,458 My phone! 794 00:53:54,598 --> 00:53:55,860 The monkey took away my phone. 795 00:53:56,032 --> 00:53:58,193 l'll get it back, you don't worry. - Okay. 796 00:53:59,603 --> 00:54:01,230 Monkey. Monkey. 797 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,537 Okay, monkey. - He'll bite. 798 00:54:04,641 --> 00:54:05,699 You don't worry. 799 00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:07,672 lf he's ltalian then l'm an lndian. 800 00:54:08,111 --> 00:54:09,169 Be careful. 801 00:54:09,279 --> 00:54:11,110 Give the phone back.. Go and stand there. 802 00:54:11,214 --> 00:54:12,476 Don't come here. 803 00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:14,883 Give the phone back.. Please. 804 00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:17,747 Naughty monkey. 805 00:54:18,722 --> 00:54:20,189 Who will you call, dear? 806 00:54:20,290 --> 00:54:22,758 Give the phone back 807 00:54:25,729 --> 00:54:27,822 Why are you insulting me? 808 00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:29,759 Give the phone back. l want to impress her. 809 00:54:30,834 --> 00:54:32,529 Look, you've already slapped me twice. 810 00:54:33,203 --> 00:54:34,261 Give the phone back 811 00:54:45,315 --> 00:54:46,748 Go. Go for it. 812 00:55:01,331 --> 00:55:02,764 Thank you so much. l don't believe this. 813 00:55:02,866 --> 00:55:03,958 Here's your phone. 814 00:55:04,067 --> 00:55:05,830 l won against the ltalian monkey. 815 00:55:05,935 --> 00:55:08,733 Thank you. - Kissie.. 816 00:55:11,675 --> 00:55:14,803 Come on, let's see who can walk the bed of fire.. 817 00:55:14,911 --> 00:55:16,879 ..for this rare orchid. 818 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:19,972 Just like Julius Caesar did for Cleopatra. 819 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:24,985 ls there anyone who can walk on this bed of fire? 820 00:55:25,088 --> 00:55:27,147 Come on, please. l beg you. 821 00:55:27,257 --> 00:55:28,724 That's such a rare wild flower. 822 00:55:28,825 --> 00:55:29,883 lt's beautiful. 823 00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:31,622 l love it. 824 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:34,763 But who will walk on the bed of fire for it? Come on. 825 00:55:35,231 --> 00:55:36,289 Let's go. 826 00:55:38,134 --> 00:55:40,864 This man walking on fire is Aarush. 827 00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:45,971 Aarush. 828 00:56:52,776 --> 00:56:57,713 Bob, l'm in love. - Boss, Am l good or what? 829 00:56:57,814 --> 00:57:01,341 l've truly fallen in love for the first time. - Am l good or what? 830 00:57:01,451 --> 00:57:04,818 l'm so happy. - Am l good or what? 831 00:57:04,921 --> 00:57:06,286 And, Devika? 832 00:57:06,389 --> 00:57:08,254 Devika is in love as well. 833 00:57:08,358 --> 00:57:10,258 Am l good or what? 834 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:13,818 But l'm not in love with Devika. - Am l.. 835 00:57:14,297 --> 00:57:16,288 What? And you? 836 00:57:16,399 --> 00:57:18,060 l'm in love with someone else? 837 00:57:19,402 --> 00:57:21,996 You and Devika went on your honeymoon, isn't it? - Yes. 838 00:57:22,105 --> 00:57:24,266 And you both fell in love. - Yes. 839 00:57:24,374 --> 00:57:26,342 But not with each other. - No. 840 00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:29,935 l'll surely lose my job. - Am l good or what? 841 00:57:30,113 --> 00:57:32,274 l'm in love. Bob, l'm in love. 842 00:57:32,382 --> 00:57:35,317 You come to ltaly, Bob. Come soon! 843 00:57:37,086 --> 00:57:38,451 You both are very strange. 844 00:57:38,755 --> 00:57:41,315 l called you once and you both came here. 845 00:57:43,259 --> 00:57:45,819 l'll get drinks for all of you. - Okay. 846 00:57:45,929 --> 00:57:47,021 Yes. 847 00:57:48,064 --> 00:57:50,828 Kids you know.. They're all having a ball here. 848 00:57:52,368 --> 00:57:55,064 You two must've supported him a lot, isn't it? 849 00:57:55,939 --> 00:57:58,066 After his wife's death. 850 00:57:59,175 --> 00:58:02,872 Wife's death. - D-d-d- eath? 851 00:58:02,979 --> 00:58:04,446 D.. D.. drinks. 852 00:58:04,747 --> 00:58:07,341 This is for you. This is for you. 853 00:58:07,450 --> 00:58:09,816 And this one with the blue umbrella is for you. 854 00:58:09,919 --> 00:58:12,717 And this orange one is mine. - Thank you. 855 00:58:14,157 --> 00:58:17,217 Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. 856 00:58:19,395 --> 00:58:22,455 He lied to her. - Aarush never lies. 857 00:58:22,765 --> 00:58:25,325 But he must have said it to win Sandy's heart. 858 00:58:25,869 --> 00:58:28,429 What are you two whispering? - Romance, romance. 859 00:58:30,139 --> 00:58:33,074 Devika is still his wife. - She was. 860 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,273 Now Devika has a boyfriend. 861 00:58:35,378 --> 00:58:36,845 They've been married for two years. 862 00:58:36,946 --> 00:58:38,379 But they are still very much in love. 863 00:58:38,481 --> 00:58:39,743 Devika cheated Aarush. 864 00:58:39,849 --> 00:58:43,080 He just said a small lie. What difference does it make? - No. 865 00:58:46,055 --> 00:58:48,216 What happened? - Let's tour around ltaly. 866 00:58:48,324 --> 00:58:49,484 We've been sitting here all day. Show us ltaly. 867 00:58:49,792 --> 00:58:51,054 ltaly. - Good idea. - But why? 868 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:54,220 Why? - Devika. - Devika? 869 00:58:54,330 --> 00:58:56,093 There's a temple there. 870 00:58:56,199 --> 00:58:57,530 Come on, come on. - Let's go visit it. 871 00:58:57,834 --> 00:58:59,267 Come on, come on. - Come on, come on. 872 00:59:03,506 --> 00:59:15,247 EROS 873 00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:17,510 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 874 00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:19,811 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 875 00:59:19,923 --> 00:59:22,084 ''l can cross all limits for your love. 876 00:59:22,191 --> 00:59:24,022 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 877 00:59:24,127 --> 00:59:26,220 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 878 00:59:26,329 --> 00:59:28,422 ''l can cross all limits for your love.'' 879 00:59:28,531 --> 00:59:30,226 ''lf l ever lie..'' 880 00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:32,893 ''lf l ever lie, l'll die.'' 881 00:59:33,002 --> 00:59:34,902 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 882 00:59:35,004 --> 00:59:37,029 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 883 00:59:37,140 --> 00:59:39,301 ''l'll forsake everything for you.'' 884 00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:40,967 ''lf l ever lie..'' 885 00:59:41,077 --> 00:59:43,807 ''lf l ever lie, l'll die.'' 886 00:59:43,913 --> 00:59:45,574 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 887 00:59:45,882 --> 00:59:47,941 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 888 00:59:48,051 --> 00:59:50,144 ''lf we're ever apart.'' 889 00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:52,312 ''We're ever helpless to meet.'' 890 00:59:52,422 --> 00:59:54,219 ''lf l ever think like that..'' 891 00:59:54,324 --> 00:59:56,884 ''..l'll be frightened.'' 892 00:59:56,993 --> 00:59:58,551 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 893 00:59:58,861 --> 01:00:00,954 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 894 01:00:01,064 --> 01:00:03,089 ''l can cross all limits for your love. 895 01:00:03,199 --> 01:00:04,894 ''lf l ever lie..'' 896 01:00:05,001 --> 01:00:07,868 ''lf l ever lie, l'll die.'' 897 01:00:07,971 --> 01:00:09,529 ''Oh boy, you're mine.'' 898 01:00:09,639 --> 01:00:11,869 ''Oh boy, you're mine.'' 899 01:00:11,975 --> 01:00:14,000 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 900 01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:16,442 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 901 01:00:33,896 --> 01:00:42,133 ''l'll take you in my arms and give you the world.'' 902 01:00:42,438 --> 01:00:46,534 ''l think only about you every moment.'' 903 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:50,602 ''l'm so restless without you.'' 904 01:00:50,913 --> 01:00:53,347 ''l'm crazy about you.'' 905 01:00:55,118 --> 01:00:58,110 ''You don't know that.'' 906 01:00:59,288 --> 01:01:01,483 ''l'm crazy about you.'' 907 01:01:01,591 --> 01:01:03,616 ''You don't know that.'' 908 01:01:03,926 --> 01:01:05,154 ''lt's the truth.'' 909 01:01:05,261 --> 01:01:06,523 ''lf l ever lie..'' 910 01:01:06,629 --> 01:01:08,256 ''lf l ever lie, l'll die.'' 911 01:01:08,364 --> 01:01:10,093 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 912 01:01:10,199 --> 01:01:12,326 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 913 01:01:12,435 --> 01:01:14,403 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 914 01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:16,529 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 915 01:01:16,706 --> 01:01:19,004 ''l can cross all limits for your love. 916 01:01:19,108 --> 01:01:20,507 ''lf l ever lie..'' 917 01:01:20,610 --> 01:01:23,408 ''lf l ever lie, l'll die.'' 918 01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:25,208 ''Oh boy, you're mine.'' 919 01:01:25,314 --> 01:01:27,475 ''Oh boy, you're mine.'' 920 01:01:27,583 --> 01:01:29,608 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 921 01:01:29,719 --> 01:01:32,153 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 922 01:01:49,505 --> 01:01:53,532 ''l'm alive for you.'' 923 01:01:53,643 --> 01:01:57,977 ''You're closest to my heart.'' 924 01:01:58,281 --> 01:02:02,445 ''All my paths lead to you.'' 925 01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:06,420 ''You're my fate.'' 926 01:02:06,522 --> 01:02:09,320 ''Come hold my hands.'' 927 01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:14,389 ''l'll shower love in front of everyone.'' 928 01:02:15,164 --> 01:02:17,325 ''Come hold my hands.'' 929 01:02:17,433 --> 01:02:19,458 ''l'll shower love in front of everyone.'' 930 01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:22,299 ''lf l ever lie..'' 931 01:02:22,405 --> 01:02:23,997 ''lf l ever lie, l'll die.'' 932 01:02:24,107 --> 01:02:26,007 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 933 01:02:26,109 --> 01:02:28,134 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 934 01:02:28,244 --> 01:02:30,144 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 935 01:02:30,246 --> 01:02:32,339 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 936 01:02:32,448 --> 01:02:34,541 ''l can cross all limits for your love.'' 937 01:02:34,650 --> 01:02:36,140 ''lf l ever lie..'' 938 01:02:36,252 --> 01:02:39,050 ''lf l ever lie, l'll die.'' 939 01:02:39,155 --> 01:02:41,123 ''Oh boy, you're mine.'' 940 01:02:41,224 --> 01:02:43,249 ''Oh boy, you're mine.'' 941 01:02:43,359 --> 01:02:45,418 ''Oh boy.. mine.'' 942 01:02:45,695 --> 01:02:47,526 ''Oh girl.. mine.'' 943 01:02:48,030 --> 01:02:49,588 ''Oh boy.. mine.'' 944 01:02:50,199 --> 01:02:51,689 ''Oh girl.. mine.'' 945 01:02:54,570 --> 01:02:56,197 You know l'm really happy today. 946 01:02:56,672 --> 01:03:00,199 l feel like.. l'm the luckiest man in the world. 947 01:03:00,309 --> 01:03:01,435 Hi, Aarush. 948 01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:07,306 Hi. Come in. 949 01:03:07,416 --> 01:03:11,011 Come, come sit with us. - Why is he calling her here? - He's gone mad. 950 01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:12,610 He has forgotten that he has lied to her. 951 01:03:12,722 --> 01:03:14,155 His wife is dead. 952 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:17,024 Nothing can be done now. 953 01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:21,262 Sandy, we met because of her. 954 01:03:22,365 --> 01:03:25,095 Devika is my.. - My.. my boss's daughter. 955 01:03:25,201 --> 01:03:26,668 Devika, hello. 956 01:03:26,769 --> 01:03:29,567 And my.. - And my boss's daughter as well. 957 01:03:30,239 --> 01:03:33,072 That means Bob and my boss's daughter. 958 01:03:33,176 --> 01:03:34,473 lt's so sweet of you guys. 959 01:03:34,577 --> 01:03:36,340 l thought you wouldn't talk to me.. 960 01:03:36,445 --> 01:03:38,470 ..after you got to know what happened 961 01:03:38,581 --> 01:03:40,276 lt's not your fault. 962 01:03:40,449 --> 01:03:42,110 lt was my destiny that on the honeymoon night.. 963 01:03:42,218 --> 01:03:44,743 Night and day you keep talking about destiny. 964 01:03:45,154 --> 01:03:48,123 Hey. - Hi, Benny. - Hi. 965 01:03:48,224 --> 01:03:49,782 Okay, bye guys. - Bye. 966 01:03:50,092 --> 01:03:52,060 Bye, Benny. Bye. - Nice meeting you. 967 01:03:52,161 --> 01:03:56,393 Bye, Lenny. - lt's Benny and not Lenny. 968 01:03:57,166 --> 01:03:58,690 Devika! 969 01:04:00,136 --> 01:04:03,196 Those divorce papers.. speed it up. 970 01:04:03,372 --> 01:04:04,532 Divorce? 971 01:04:05,608 --> 01:04:07,576 Who's getting a divorce? - Me. 972 01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:14,508 From whom? - Devika. 973 01:04:16,285 --> 01:04:18,651 Devika is your wife? - Yes. 974 01:04:20,256 --> 01:04:21,450 But she's dead. 975 01:04:22,291 --> 01:04:23,349 When did she die? 976 01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:25,318 She's alive. 977 01:04:26,462 --> 01:04:29,226 You said that she died on the honeymoon night. 978 01:04:30,900 --> 01:04:32,595 When did l say that? - God! 979 01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:34,863 And all this while l thought your wife wasn't alive. 980 01:04:35,171 --> 01:04:37,469 No.. it's as good as not having one. - Yes. 981 01:04:37,573 --> 01:04:38,631 They're getting a divorce. 982 01:04:38,741 --> 01:04:40,800 She's as good as dead. - l don't care! 983 01:04:40,910 --> 01:04:42,172 lt doesn't matter who you got married to. 984 01:04:42,278 --> 01:04:44,769 Or whether you're getting a divorce! The truth is that you lied to me. 985 01:04:44,881 --> 01:04:46,849 And you won my heart by lying to me. 986 01:04:47,149 --> 01:04:48,446 Darling, when.. - God! 987 01:04:48,551 --> 01:04:50,178 Darling, when did l lie? 988 01:04:50,820 --> 01:04:53,345 l never lie. - What? 989 01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:55,547 Sandi.. - lt's Sandy. lt's Sandy. 990 01:04:55,658 --> 01:04:57,353 My name is Sandy, Aarush. - Yes. 991 01:04:57,460 --> 01:04:59,394 Sandy, l love you. - Liar. 992 01:04:59,862 --> 01:05:01,659 Disgusting. - Sandy. 993 01:05:13,509 --> 01:05:14,635 Where are you going, Aarush? 994 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:16,473 ln the ocean. - What? 995 01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:17,807 Stop her. 996 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:19,381 Go! - Go here. 997 01:05:23,619 --> 01:05:26,486 Sandy! Sandy, open the door. 998 01:05:26,589 --> 01:05:28,284 You lied to me, Aarush. 999 01:05:28,457 --> 01:05:30,220 l never lied to you, Sandi. 1000 01:05:30,326 --> 01:05:32,556 l swear l never lied to you, Sandi. 1001 01:05:32,662 --> 01:05:34,687 Because.. - lt's Sandy, my name is Sandy. 1002 01:05:38,668 --> 01:05:40,431 Excuse me, where are you going? 1003 01:05:40,536 --> 01:05:41,662 Balcony. - For what? 1004 01:05:42,805 --> 01:05:44,568 Jump, jump. Jump. Please. 1005 01:05:45,207 --> 01:05:46,834 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1006 01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:48,706 Suicide. 1007 01:05:48,811 --> 01:05:50,904 Wait, wait, why are you screaming? 1008 01:05:51,213 --> 01:05:52,840 There's a man, he's trying to jump from the balcony. 1009 01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:55,179 Suicide in my hotel.. What a Publicity. 1010 01:05:55,284 --> 01:05:56,774 Come on, let's call the media. 1011 01:06:02,825 --> 01:06:05,453 Welcome media. See the suicide first time in ltaly. 1012 01:06:05,561 --> 01:06:09,258 ln my famous hotel. Click my photographs. 1013 01:06:09,365 --> 01:06:10,457 Aarush. 1014 01:06:10,566 --> 01:06:12,261 Aarush, what are you doing? 1015 01:06:15,004 --> 01:06:18,201 He eitherjumps into the ocean or from the balcony. 1016 01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:19,638 Aarush, come down. 1017 01:06:21,844 --> 01:06:23,937 His name is Aarush. 1018 01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:26,475 He's amore, loving.. He's going to jump. 1019 01:06:26,582 --> 01:06:27,844 You take his photo. 1020 01:06:27,950 --> 01:06:29,611 Please, l request. - Aarush? 1021 01:06:30,419 --> 01:06:31,784 He could've gone anywhere to commit suicide. 1022 01:06:31,887 --> 01:06:33,616 But he chose my hotel. l told you. 1023 01:06:33,723 --> 01:06:35,213 Aarush, have you gone mad? 1024 01:06:35,458 --> 01:06:36,516 Why are you committing suicide? 1025 01:06:36,625 --> 01:06:37,853 l'm not committing suicide. 1026 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:39,484 You've closed your door. 1027 01:06:39,628 --> 01:06:40,822 l need to talk to you. 1028 01:06:40,930 --> 01:06:42,898 l've always spoken the truth. 1029 01:06:43,499 --> 01:06:44,932 My wife isn't dead. 1030 01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:46,592 She's alive. 1031 01:06:46,702 --> 01:06:48,260 The only difference is that on the night of our honeymoon.. 1032 01:06:48,371 --> 01:06:50,601 ..she ditched me and went with someone else. 1033 01:06:51,273 --> 01:06:52,865 But Pasta told me all this. 1034 01:06:52,975 --> 01:06:55,443 Why do you believe him? 1035 01:06:55,678 --> 01:06:57,543 He's always joking. 1036 01:06:58,647 --> 01:06:59,705 What should l do now? 1037 01:06:59,815 --> 01:07:02,909 Save me. Pull me up. Pull harder. 1038 01:07:04,620 --> 01:07:05,951 Why did the music stop? 1039 01:07:08,424 --> 01:07:09,482 What? 1040 01:07:09,592 --> 01:07:12,390 Security, go. Pull him, push him, push him. 1041 01:07:13,596 --> 01:07:15,325 l love you, Sandy. 1042 01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:18,326 Now l even told the name correctly. 1043 01:07:20,636 --> 01:07:25,835 Where are you going now? - l.. 1044 01:07:28,411 --> 01:07:31,278 You know, l had read.. 1045 01:07:32,381 --> 01:07:33,939 ..that when someone saves your life.. 1046 01:07:34,450 --> 01:07:36,441 ..you owe your life to him. 1047 01:07:37,787 --> 01:07:39,414 Your life doesn't belong to you anymore. 1048 01:07:42,324 --> 01:07:43,552 You owe your life to me. 1049 01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:46,887 And you don't have the right to end it. 1050 01:07:52,668 --> 01:07:53,794 l love you. 1051 01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:01,971 By the way, where did you read this? 1052 01:08:02,812 --> 01:08:05,804 ln last month's Cosmo. 1053 01:08:06,682 --> 01:08:08,013 l love Cosmo. 1054 01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:14,450 l'll stop reading 'Grihashobha' and start reading Cosmo. 1055 01:08:16,025 --> 01:08:19,017 Mama mia, my publicity stopped. 1056 01:08:21,030 --> 01:08:24,022 Ladies and gentlemen, on this joyous occasion.. 1057 01:08:24,133 --> 01:08:25,998 ..of Bob and Hetal's wedding.. 1058 01:08:27,136 --> 01:08:28,967 ..l'd like to raise a toast to them. 1059 01:08:29,772 --> 01:08:32,070 l want to wish them a long and happy married life. 1060 01:08:32,808 --> 01:08:34,571 You and your dad are very close, isn't it? 1061 01:08:34,677 --> 01:08:37,976 l wish the all the happiness in the world to her. 1062 01:08:40,382 --> 01:08:41,610 He isn't my papa. 1063 01:08:41,917 --> 01:08:43,043 He's my boss. 1064 01:08:44,687 --> 01:08:45,483 Cheers to everybody. 1065 01:08:47,156 --> 01:08:49,056 Tell him that you have everything. 1066 01:08:49,158 --> 01:08:51,092 You have a big house, money. 1067 01:08:52,828 --> 01:08:54,625 Tell him that you've become a mother. 1068 01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:56,958 And he has become a grandpa. 1069 01:08:57,566 --> 01:08:58,828 Trust me, he'll just melt. 1070 01:08:59,835 --> 01:09:00,893 Are you serious? 1071 01:09:01,637 --> 01:09:02,934 You want to talk to him, don't you? 1072 01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:06,908 Here. Call him. 1073 01:09:07,676 --> 01:09:10,406 Batuk Patel Pareshan, speak after the beep. 1074 01:09:10,579 --> 01:09:14,777 l want to tell you something. 1075 01:09:16,018 --> 01:09:18,009 l have a son, Papa. 1076 01:09:19,488 --> 01:09:20,853 He's just like you. 1077 01:09:21,924 --> 01:09:27,089 Papa, for the first time today he said grandpa. 1078 01:09:29,899 --> 01:09:32,026 Papa, at least talk to me once. 1079 01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:36,733 Even if you want to scold me. 1080 01:09:45,781 --> 01:09:46,873 Bye, Papa. 1081 01:09:47,516 --> 01:09:51,680 Hetal. My daughter. 1082 01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:57,683 Papa. 1083 01:09:58,160 --> 01:09:59,593 Hetal, l'm coming. 1084 01:10:00,629 --> 01:10:03,530 l'm coming to London to see you. 1085 01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:06,157 To live in my son-in-law's big bungalow. 1086 01:10:06,468 --> 01:10:08,095 To embrace my grandson. 1087 01:10:09,071 --> 01:10:10,163 Okay, Papa. 1088 01:10:10,472 --> 01:10:13,464 l'll be there on the 1 7th. 1089 01:10:14,710 --> 01:10:15,904 l'll be there in five days, dear. 1090 01:10:16,745 --> 01:10:17,837 Okay. 1091 01:10:20,482 --> 01:10:22,177 My papa is coming, Sandy. 1092 01:10:23,118 --> 01:10:25,609 Thank you. Thank you so much. 1093 01:10:26,622 --> 01:10:27,680 Mummy. 1094 01:10:28,123 --> 01:10:29,852 Mummy, l'm a grandpa. 1095 01:10:31,093 --> 01:10:32,219 You'll still be a fool. 1096 01:10:32,528 --> 01:10:34,860 Mummy, why are you hitting me now? l'm going on the 1 7th. 1097 01:10:34,964 --> 01:10:36,591 You're so stupid. 1098 01:10:36,699 --> 01:10:37,825 Why are you going after five days? 1099 01:10:37,933 --> 01:10:38,991 Why aren't you going now? 1100 01:10:39,101 --> 01:10:43,538 Go now, right now, and bring my daughter and son-in-law here. 1101 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,199 Mummy. 1102 01:10:46,542 --> 01:10:49,067 Go on, don't waste time. - l'm going. 1103 01:10:49,178 --> 01:10:51,738 Go, go, go. 1104 01:10:51,847 --> 01:10:52,905 Five days. 1105 01:10:53,182 --> 01:10:54,911 Where will l get a baby from in five days? 1106 01:10:56,885 --> 01:10:57,943 Look, l'm sorry. 1107 01:10:58,153 --> 01:11:00,053 l know l shouldn't have lied. 1108 01:11:00,689 --> 01:11:06,127 But papa talked to me on the phone because l lied. 1109 01:11:06,562 --> 01:11:08,757 But, baby, why lie? 1110 01:11:08,964 --> 01:11:13,731 A lie said for a noble cause isn't a lie. 1111 01:11:13,836 --> 01:11:15,269 So sweet you are. 1112 01:11:15,971 --> 01:11:17,666 Okay, don't worry. 1113 01:11:17,773 --> 01:11:19,536 l'll think of something. 1114 01:11:20,809 --> 01:11:21,901 We'll arrange for a baby. 1115 01:11:22,011 --> 01:11:23,205 Really? - Yes. 1116 01:11:27,650 --> 01:11:30,244 And, baby, a big house as well? 1117 01:11:30,552 --> 01:11:33,248 ls your papa bringing the entire village along? - No. 1118 01:11:34,089 --> 01:11:38,116 Papa thinks he's a millionaire. 1119 01:11:38,227 --> 01:11:43,164 How can he think that? - l told him that. 1120 01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:47,227 What? Are you.. mad? 1121 01:11:51,173 --> 01:11:52,663 Just desperate. 1122 01:11:57,913 --> 01:11:59,073 Ya. 1123 01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:02,075 Brother. 1124 01:12:03,052 --> 01:12:05,043 Hello, Brother. - How are you little one? 1125 01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:07,554 l'm coming to London.. to stay with you in your house.. - Really? 1126 01:12:07,690 --> 01:12:08,850 What are you saying, Brother? 1127 01:12:08,957 --> 01:12:10,049 The queen of England is.. 1128 01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,786 ..bestowing me with a medal in the Buckingham Palace. 1129 01:12:12,361 --> 01:12:13,658 Because your brother.. 1130 01:12:13,762 --> 01:12:17,198 ..can makes any tight lipped terrorist talk.. 1131 01:12:18,701 --> 01:12:20,669 l love you. Congratulations, Brother. 1132 01:12:21,804 --> 01:12:25,103 l love you too. - Brother, with that l remembered.. 1133 01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:27,573 ..l want to introduce you to someone. 1134 01:12:28,277 --> 01:12:29,335 Someone special. 1135 01:12:30,245 --> 01:12:32,975 Do you remember, what happened with Puja? 1136 01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:35,207 No, Brother, l'm not making the mistake that sister made. 1137 01:12:36,118 --> 01:12:37,881 Brother, he's a very nice man. 1138 01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:39,715 And he comes from a good family. 1139 01:12:39,822 --> 01:12:44,623 ls he rich? - Of course he's rich. Just come and meet him once, please 1140 01:12:44,827 --> 01:12:46,158 He's right here. 1141 01:12:46,261 --> 01:12:47,319 Talk to him yourself 1142 01:12:48,664 --> 01:12:51,963 Aarush, - Brother l mean my Brother. 1143 01:12:52,067 --> 01:12:53,159 Okay. 1144 01:12:55,337 --> 01:12:56,599 Hello, Brother. 1145 01:12:56,705 --> 01:13:00,801 Brother. l'm brother only to my sisters. 1146 01:13:03,946 --> 01:13:08,974 l'm.. sir for you. Call me sir. 1147 01:13:09,284 --> 01:13:10,342 Sir. 1148 01:13:12,354 --> 01:13:16,120 My sister was praising you a lot. - Sir. 1149 01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:17,624 But l want to see for myself.. 1150 01:13:17,726 --> 01:13:18,954 ..whether you're suited for her or not. 1151 01:13:19,294 --> 01:13:21,125 ls that clear? - Sir. 1152 01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:24,059 lf l find anything wrong about you.. 1153 01:13:25,734 --> 01:13:31,866 ..you can't imagine what l'll do to you. - Yes, sir. 1154 01:13:32,107 --> 01:13:33,404 l'm coming to London in three days. 1155 01:13:35,144 --> 01:13:36,634 Just a second, hold on. 1156 01:13:41,016 --> 01:13:42,916 So now that you've had your little break.. 1157 01:13:43,752 --> 01:13:45,276 ..shall we continue Mr. Hudley. 1158 01:13:47,723 --> 01:13:50,055 Do you have any terrorist links? 1159 01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:54,923 l said do you have any terrorist links? 1160 01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:58,889 l said do you have any terrorist links? - No. 1161 01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:06,199 Liar. 1162 01:14:10,846 --> 01:14:11,972 l hate liars. 1163 01:14:15,250 --> 01:14:16,444 Yes, l was saying, Aarush. 1164 01:14:16,952 --> 01:14:18,419 l'm coming to London on the 14th. 1165 01:14:18,987 --> 01:14:21,046 We'll see you then. - Sir. 1166 01:14:21,423 --> 01:14:22,947 Don't disappoint me. 1167 01:14:23,425 --> 01:14:27,225 Sir, have a.. Sir, sir, sir. 1168 01:14:29,832 --> 01:14:31,094 The phone got disconnected. 1169 01:15:01,463 --> 01:15:03,488 Why did you lie to your brother about me? 1170 01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:06,292 Neither am l rich. 1171 01:15:06,935 --> 01:15:09,199 Leave alone a mansion, l don't even have a house. 1172 01:15:09,471 --> 01:15:10,938 Why did you lie to him? 1173 01:15:11,306 --> 01:15:12,933 And you know.. He's coming home. 1174 01:15:13,041 --> 01:15:14,633 He'll know what the truth is. 1175 01:15:14,943 --> 01:15:16,035 What's the use? 1176 01:15:16,712 --> 01:15:19,180 l suggest that we call him and tell him the truth. 1177 01:15:19,281 --> 01:15:20,407 Why lie? 1178 01:15:21,016 --> 01:15:23,450 You're right. - Where are you taking me? 1179 01:15:23,552 --> 01:15:24,985 Bob. Come here. 1180 01:15:27,956 --> 01:15:29,617 Aarush, this is my brother. 1181 01:15:30,292 --> 01:15:31,486 Major Krishna Rao. 1182 01:15:31,593 --> 01:15:33,993 Head of the lndian Military lntelligence. 1183 01:15:34,229 --> 01:15:37,164 And, Brother, this is my boyfriend Aarush. 1184 01:15:37,666 --> 01:15:38,997 He's jobless at the moment. 1185 01:15:39,101 --> 01:15:40,591 But he has a nice job. 1186 01:15:41,203 --> 01:15:43,398 He works as a jinx at casinos. 1187 01:15:43,739 --> 01:15:46,537 And Aarush stays in his home. 1188 01:15:46,742 --> 01:15:49,336 And he sleeps on this couch.. 1189 01:15:50,512 --> 01:15:53,345 And after we get married, l'll sleep on the carpet. 1190 01:15:53,482 --> 01:15:54,574 No problem. 1191 01:15:54,983 --> 01:15:59,716 Brother.. l want to marry Aarush. 1192 01:16:00,455 --> 01:16:02,650 l can't marry him at the moment because he's married. 1193 01:16:02,991 --> 01:16:05,289 But we will, after he gets divorced. No problem. 1194 01:16:06,695 --> 01:16:09,528 Brother, l've chosen a nice boy, isn't it? 1195 01:16:10,465 --> 01:16:13,366 Brother, bless us. 1196 01:16:14,136 --> 01:16:15,262 Are you ashamed of me? 1197 01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:20,133 Aarush, l love you. 1198 01:16:20,475 --> 01:16:22,375 But think from a brother's point of view. 1199 01:16:23,078 --> 01:16:24,739 How can l tell him the truth? 1200 01:16:25,447 --> 01:16:28,143 Why? What will go wrong if you tell him the truth? 1201 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:30,445 Will he shoot me? - Aarush, he'll kill you. 1202 01:16:30,552 --> 01:16:33,248 Guys. Guys, guys, look. Just don't stress. 1203 01:16:35,057 --> 01:16:36,524 Sandy, when is your brother arriving? 1204 01:16:37,326 --> 01:16:39,624 On the 14th. - And when is he leaving? 1205 01:16:39,728 --> 01:16:41,059 On the 16th. 1206 01:16:42,531 --> 01:16:46,399 And papa is coming on the 1 7th. Perfect. 1207 01:16:47,102 --> 01:16:49,400 We'll call the estate agency.. 1208 01:16:49,705 --> 01:16:53,004 ..and hire the grandest mansion in London. 1209 01:16:53,308 --> 01:16:55,208 First Sandy's brother will arrive. 1210 01:16:55,377 --> 01:16:57,140 He'll think this is Aarush's house. 1211 01:16:57,379 --> 01:16:59,244 He'll be impressed with Aarush and leave. 1212 01:16:59,581 --> 01:17:01,173 Papa will arrive on the 1 7th. 1213 01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:02,545 He'll think this is your house. 1214 01:17:03,185 --> 01:17:04,675 He'll be impressed by you and leave. 1215 01:17:05,354 --> 01:17:06,480 Papa will be happy. 1216 01:17:06,688 --> 01:17:07,746 Your Brother will be happy. 1217 01:17:08,056 --> 01:17:09,284 We'll happy. 1218 01:17:09,424 --> 01:17:12,086 You know that l don't lie. 1219 01:17:12,194 --> 01:17:16,358 A lie isn't a lie if its said for a noble cause.. 1220 01:17:17,132 --> 01:17:18,258 Aarush.. 1221 01:17:20,402 --> 01:17:21,801 What a superb plan. 1222 01:17:30,779 --> 01:17:32,041 Who is she? 1223 01:17:32,247 --> 01:17:34,112 The owner of this house, Zulekha ma'am. 1224 01:17:34,216 --> 01:17:35,615 And her three millionaire husbands. 1225 01:17:36,518 --> 01:17:37,712 Millionaire husbands? 1226 01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:40,620 Her late husbands who left millions behind for her. 1227 01:17:41,757 --> 01:17:45,124 Zulekha ma'am has a soft corner for old millionaires. 1228 01:17:45,627 --> 01:17:47,151 But she's so unfortunate. 1229 01:17:47,562 --> 01:17:49,792 All the three husbands passed away on their wedding night. 1230 01:17:58,140 --> 01:17:59,573 We'll have to take these photographs down. 1231 01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:01,267 With whose permission do you.. 1232 01:18:01,376 --> 01:18:03,071 ..want to take those photographs down? 1233 01:18:10,252 --> 01:18:12,220 Why is that widow walking in slow motion? 1234 01:18:16,491 --> 01:18:18,823 Hello. - And you are? 1235 01:18:19,194 --> 01:18:20,752 Ma'am, l told you about them. 1236 01:18:20,862 --> 01:18:23,330 The new tenants who.. - Yes, that's fine. 1237 01:18:23,432 --> 01:18:24,592 But did you tell them.. 1238 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:27,669 ..that we rent out the house only to married couples. Right 1239 01:18:27,903 --> 01:18:29,427 Are you two married? 1240 01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:31,736 You're married, right? 1241 01:18:32,340 --> 01:18:33,500 What? - Yes. 1242 01:18:33,675 --> 01:18:34,767 Yes, we're married. 1243 01:18:34,876 --> 01:18:36,275 Then there's no problem. 1244 01:18:36,378 --> 01:18:38,471 Alright. Where do l have to sign? - Ma'am, l'll show you.. - Come. 1245 01:18:40,315 --> 01:18:41,407 Sister-in-law, another lie. 1246 01:18:41,516 --> 01:18:43,313 What difference does it make? 1247 01:18:45,420 --> 01:18:50,119 A lie isn't a lie if its said for a noble cause.. 1248 01:18:51,860 --> 01:18:53,122 Please, Aarush. 1249 01:18:53,228 --> 01:18:54,388 Where is that written? 1250 01:18:55,831 --> 01:18:57,560 They've made me a complete liar. 1251 01:19:02,938 --> 01:19:05,236 Which terminal is he arriving at? - Three. 1252 01:19:05,340 --> 01:19:06,739 Okay. - No, four. 1253 01:19:07,542 --> 01:19:10,409 No, three. - Sandy. Why are you so stressed? 1254 01:19:11,613 --> 01:19:14,138 You see.. my brother is very nice. 1255 01:19:14,316 --> 01:19:15,681 But if he catches someone lying.. 1256 01:19:15,784 --> 01:19:18,218 ..he can be extremely mean to him. 1257 01:19:21,423 --> 01:19:24,187 Brother's trip has been postponed, he isn't coming. 1258 01:19:24,292 --> 01:19:26,658 What? He isn't coming? - No. He just.. 1259 01:19:26,795 --> 01:19:29,491 But we've already paid three days rent for the house. 1260 01:19:30,665 --> 01:19:33,566 Praise lord Krishna. - Krishna? 1261 01:19:34,970 --> 01:19:36,562 Krishna is her brother's name. 1262 01:19:38,340 --> 01:19:40,604 Brother has arrived. 1263 01:19:47,282 --> 01:19:50,217 Praise Lord Krishna! Praise Lord Krishna.. 1264 01:19:50,318 --> 01:19:51,683 Welcome, sir, welcome. 1265 01:19:52,420 --> 01:19:53,853 You look better. 1266 01:19:54,222 --> 01:19:55,382 l look better than the tree? 1267 01:19:55,590 --> 01:19:56,648 No, no. 1268 01:19:56,758 --> 01:20:00,216 You look better than l thought. 1269 01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:05,695 Ok. - Do you know Gujarati? - Just a little. 1270 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:08,201 That's not a sin. 1271 01:20:09,271 --> 01:20:10,431 lt'll do. Come on. 1272 01:20:15,443 --> 01:20:16,501 Papa. 1273 01:20:17,946 --> 01:20:19,208 Papa? 1274 01:20:20,782 --> 01:20:24,445 Sandy's brother is Hetal's father. 1275 01:20:26,655 --> 01:20:28,213 That means Sandy is Hetal's aunt. 1276 01:20:33,562 --> 01:20:34,620 Papa. 1277 01:20:39,034 --> 01:20:40,365 You won't talk to me. 1278 01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:46,405 Won't you talk to me? 1279 01:20:50,612 --> 01:20:51,738 Won't you forgive me? 1280 01:20:54,549 --> 01:20:56,517 You darling daughter. 1281 01:20:58,520 --> 01:20:59,646 Your little daughter. 1282 01:21:00,488 --> 01:21:02,649 My baby. - Papa. 1283 01:21:03,391 --> 01:21:07,828 My baby. 1284 01:21:08,530 --> 01:21:12,466 Aarush, he's my papa. - Hello, Mr. Krishna Rao. 1285 01:21:12,734 --> 01:21:15,794 Krishna Rao? Batuk Patel. 1286 01:21:16,304 --> 01:21:17,430 Papa. 1287 01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:18,767 Batuk Patel? 1288 01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:19,966 Papa? - Papa. 1289 01:21:20,075 --> 01:21:22,407 You were supposed to arrive on the 1 7th, isn't it? 1290 01:21:22,844 --> 01:21:25,369 l couldn't resist it any longer. So l came earlier, son-in-law. 1291 01:21:26,381 --> 01:21:27,439 Son-in-law? 1292 01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:29,744 Papa, he isn't my husband. 1293 01:21:34,055 --> 01:21:35,647 He isn't your husband? 1294 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:39,622 He isn'tjust my husband. 1295 01:21:40,028 --> 01:21:42,963 He's also my Lord and Master. 1296 01:21:43,865 --> 01:21:44,991 Yes. 1297 01:21:46,501 --> 01:21:48,298 He's my Lord and Master. 1298 01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:52,969 l simply adore flowers. 1299 01:21:59,014 --> 01:22:00,879 Oh, my.. - My, my.. 1300 01:22:02,017 --> 01:22:05,714 Hello, Sister. - l'm not your sister!! 1301 01:22:06,054 --> 01:22:08,545 My name is Zulekha Bano. 1302 01:22:09,424 --> 01:22:12,393 l'm absolutely alone in this dreadful world. 1303 01:22:12,594 --> 01:22:14,357 And you? - Widower. 1304 01:22:16,564 --> 01:22:19,829 Okay, Zulekha, see you. - Why? Why? 1305 01:22:20,101 --> 01:22:21,864 Papa, Zulekha is leaving. 1306 01:22:21,970 --> 01:22:23,631 Who said? 1307 01:22:24,406 --> 01:22:25,771 Your father is here. 1308 01:22:26,007 --> 01:22:29,670 There should be someone to look after him, right? 1309 01:22:31,413 --> 01:22:33,347 l suggest you live with us. 1310 01:22:33,448 --> 01:22:34,676 Consider this your own house. 1311 01:22:34,783 --> 01:22:35,977 That l do. 1312 01:22:36,084 --> 01:22:41,647 l.. l.. l.. - l was wondering why you didn't stammer. 1313 01:22:41,756 --> 01:22:42,848 Forget it. 1314 01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,949 Let's go in. - Come on. 1315 01:22:45,060 --> 01:22:48,791 No, first l'll see my grandson. 1316 01:22:48,897 --> 01:22:50,023 Bring my grandson. 1317 01:22:50,131 --> 01:22:51,655 He's gone for a walk, papa. 1318 01:22:51,766 --> 01:22:53,529 He goes for a walk at such a young age. 1319 01:22:54,402 --> 01:22:55,562 The nanny is with him. 1320 01:22:55,670 --> 01:22:57,968 Call the nanny. - Lie to him again. 1321 01:22:58,073 --> 01:22:59,404 Come on. Go ahead. 1322 01:23:03,545 --> 01:23:05,513 Hello. - Nanny. 1323 01:23:05,780 --> 01:23:07,475 No, it has been postponed. 1324 01:23:07,882 --> 01:23:11,010 Wonder when he's coming next. - My papa. 1325 01:23:11,553 --> 01:23:12,611 Oh no. 1326 01:23:12,721 --> 01:23:14,552 You shouldn't talk that way with servants. 1327 01:23:14,656 --> 01:23:16,089 Give it to me. l'll talk to him. 1328 01:23:16,958 --> 01:23:19,893 Nanny, bring my grandson here quickly. - Nanny? 1329 01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:23,158 ls he your father's grandchild. - Coming. 1330 01:23:23,465 --> 01:23:24,557 Yes, come quickly. 1331 01:23:25,066 --> 01:23:26,397 That's how you talk. Here. 1332 01:23:26,801 --> 01:23:27,859 What happened? 1333 01:23:28,103 --> 01:23:30,071 Papa is here. - Papa is here? 1334 01:23:30,171 --> 01:23:31,763 But he was supposed to arrive three days later. 1335 01:23:31,873 --> 01:23:32,999 He's asking about the child. 1336 01:23:33,608 --> 01:23:35,508 We'll have to organize for a child right now. 1337 01:23:36,044 --> 01:23:37,443 Where shall l get the child from? 1338 01:23:37,946 --> 01:23:41,609 Son-in-law. Who is she? 1339 01:23:45,854 --> 01:23:49,620 She's your daughter. - The one besides her. 1340 01:23:50,125 --> 01:23:54,494 She.. she's.. the landlady. - Land.. 1341 01:23:56,164 --> 01:23:57,461 This isn't your house? 1342 01:24:00,769 --> 01:24:02,134 No, this is my house. 1343 01:24:02,504 --> 01:24:03,528 lt's my house. 1344 01:24:03,671 --> 01:24:04,797 Then landlady. 1345 01:24:06,608 --> 01:24:08,166 There's no other lady like her in the entire land.. 1346 01:24:11,546 --> 01:24:12,604 That l can see. 1347 01:24:13,148 --> 01:24:14,740 Papa.. 1348 01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:16,983 Papa. Papa. 1349 01:24:17,218 --> 01:24:20,619 Greetings, Papa, greetings. How are you? - Bless you. 1350 01:24:20,755 --> 01:24:21,949 Son-in-law, give me your hand. 1351 01:24:23,091 --> 01:24:24,524 Son-in-law, who is he? 1352 01:24:25,994 --> 01:24:27,052 Son-in-law? 1353 01:24:29,764 --> 01:24:34,167 He's.. the.. cook. 1354 01:24:34,602 --> 01:24:37,070 Cook. But he's wearing such expensive clothes. 1355 01:24:38,039 --> 01:24:41,668 All the cooks here wear clothes like this. 1356 01:24:41,776 --> 01:24:45,712 English cooker.. - Cooker. 1357 01:24:45,980 --> 01:24:47,709 Cooker? 1358 01:24:48,583 --> 01:24:50,642 Son-in-law, why is he stammering? 1359 01:24:50,752 --> 01:24:51,844 You're the one who stammers. 1360 01:24:52,187 --> 01:24:55,156 l'm his master. He's the hired help.. 1361 01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:59,857 He respects me, so when l stammer he also stammers as a sign of respect. 1362 01:25:00,228 --> 01:25:03,527 Yes.. - But you've stammered only once until now. 1363 01:25:07,669 --> 01:25:14,507 Hey.. what've.. you.. c-c-c.. 1364 01:25:14,609 --> 01:25:18,010 ..c - ooked for supper? 1365 01:25:19,180 --> 01:25:24,777 Pudding.. Would you like to have some? 1366 01:25:25,186 --> 01:25:26,847 Would you like to eat it? - No. 1367 01:25:28,189 --> 01:25:32,626 N-n-n-n-no. - Fine. 1368 01:25:32,861 --> 01:25:33,987 l've got the baby! 1369 01:25:38,233 --> 01:25:39,530 My grandson is here. 1370 01:25:39,634 --> 01:25:40,760 My grandson is here. 1371 01:25:40,869 --> 01:25:41,995 My grandson is here. 1372 01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:43,297 Give me my grandson. 1373 01:25:43,805 --> 01:25:45,272 Hey, Nanny, give me my grandson. 1374 01:25:45,874 --> 01:25:47,000 What kind of a nanny is she? 1375 01:25:47,609 --> 01:25:49,702 Nanny, give him this grandson. 1376 01:25:49,811 --> 01:25:51,073 Give it to me. 1377 01:25:52,046 --> 01:25:56,608 My grandson.. he's black. 1378 01:25:56,718 --> 01:25:58,208 How can you say that, Papa? 1379 01:25:58,686 --> 01:26:00,119 You can't discriminate between dark and fair. 1380 01:26:00,255 --> 01:26:02,052 l am wheatish. Mother was wheatish. 1381 01:26:02,157 --> 01:26:04,148 Wheatish is fine. 1382 01:26:04,259 --> 01:26:07,228 But he is black and l mean BLACK! 1383 01:26:09,330 --> 01:26:11,230 Do something and handle the situation. 1384 01:26:11,633 --> 01:26:13,032 Son-in-law. - Yes. 1385 01:26:13,201 --> 01:26:14,600 How did this happen? 1386 01:26:14,903 --> 01:26:17,804 Because.. my grandma is from Africa. 1387 01:26:17,906 --> 01:26:19,874 African? - Yes. 1388 01:26:32,187 --> 01:26:33,347 Fine, fine, fine. 1389 01:26:34,055 --> 01:26:35,181 What is the name of the child? 1390 01:26:35,290 --> 01:26:36,655 Rahul. - Rajesh. - Rohan. - Raj. 1391 01:26:41,396 --> 01:26:43,728 My Rahul Rajesh Rohan Raj. 1392 01:26:45,366 --> 01:26:48,767 ''So what if we black, we still have a heart of gold.'' 1393 01:26:48,870 --> 01:26:51,634 ''l love you.'' 1394 01:26:52,006 --> 01:26:54,804 How long will you keep playing with the child? 1395 01:26:54,909 --> 01:26:57,776 Come, l'll show you to your bedroom. 1396 01:26:57,879 --> 01:26:59,904 Come. - Come on. Give me the baby. - Here. 1397 01:27:00,248 --> 01:27:03,615 Take care. - Come on. 1398 01:27:04,085 --> 01:27:06,019 My dear baby. 1399 01:27:11,359 --> 01:27:12,724 Nanny. 1400 01:27:13,261 --> 01:27:17,095 Nanny. Do l look like a nanny? 1401 01:27:17,332 --> 01:27:21,132 Cook, l.. a.. cook. 1402 01:27:21,736 --> 01:27:22,930 Look, l'm sorry, baby. 1403 01:27:23,037 --> 01:27:25,335 What else could we've done? - l'll tell you. 1404 01:27:26,407 --> 01:27:28,932 We could've told the truth. 1405 01:27:29,043 --> 01:27:30,237 l've already lied umpteen times. 1406 01:27:30,345 --> 01:27:32,108 And l'll have to lie again. 1407 01:27:32,213 --> 01:27:35,376 l was doing the African dance like a fool in front of her papa. 1408 01:27:36,084 --> 01:27:38,211 l don't know what to do. 1409 01:27:38,686 --> 01:27:41,348 l've gone crazy. But it's no use telling all of you. 1410 01:27:41,723 --> 01:27:43,020 l'm so unfortunate. 1411 01:27:43,424 --> 01:27:45,289 See. See my bad luck. 1412 01:27:46,828 --> 01:27:48,227 You're so unfortunate. 1413 01:27:48,463 --> 01:27:49,896 You're so unfortunate. 1414 01:27:49,998 --> 01:27:51,056 You? You? 1415 01:27:51,332 --> 01:27:52,822 My wife is your wife. 1416 01:27:53,001 --> 01:27:54,730 Your wife.. is your wife and my sister. 1417 01:27:54,836 --> 01:27:56,997 Your future wife, is still your wife, but my sister. 1418 01:27:57,105 --> 01:27:59,869 Each time every woman ends up as your wife and my sister. 1419 01:27:59,974 --> 01:28:01,271 And you're the unfortunate one? 1420 01:28:01,476 --> 01:28:02,773 Wow. 1421 01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:07,738 Forget all this. African child? - lt's Stella's. 1422 01:28:08,049 --> 01:28:09,880 You want everything quickly. 1423 01:28:09,984 --> 01:28:13,112 Fake child. Fake husband. Fake house. 1424 01:28:13,221 --> 01:28:17,749 Fake.. Papa. 1425 01:28:17,892 --> 01:28:19,291 Don't say that about papa. 1426 01:28:19,794 --> 01:28:20,988 He's real. 1427 01:28:22,930 --> 01:28:24,056 Papa. 1428 01:28:26,734 --> 01:28:27,894 Papa. 1429 01:28:29,070 --> 01:28:32,267 Papa, we.. 1430 01:28:32,373 --> 01:28:37,208 Aunt, don't dance before these rascals. 1431 01:28:37,312 --> 01:28:38,836 Rascals? - Aunt? 1432 01:28:39,147 --> 01:28:41,411 Give me those hands, Dhanno. 1433 01:28:43,951 --> 01:28:45,919 l completely forgot. - What? 1434 01:28:46,020 --> 01:28:48,284 Papa suffers from sleepwalking. 1435 01:28:48,389 --> 01:28:49,788 What? - We are safe. 1436 01:28:49,891 --> 01:28:50,949 Thank God. - Really? - Yes. 1437 01:28:51,059 --> 01:28:52,356 He doesn't know where he is? - Yes. 1438 01:28:54,028 --> 01:29:00,092 Gabbar Singh, shall l consider it a yes? - Yes. 1439 01:29:00,201 --> 01:29:03,261 lt's a yes. - Slowly. 1440 01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:09,407 Surma Bhopali. What's special for Holi? 1441 01:29:10,411 --> 01:29:12,743 That was a close shave. - Close what.. 1442 01:29:13,181 --> 01:29:15,945 That was a close shave. - Sorry. 1443 01:29:16,417 --> 01:29:19,511 Goodnight. - Goodnight. 1444 01:29:20,421 --> 01:29:24,221 How can l let you go? 1445 01:29:27,128 --> 01:29:28,322 ''Hush, hush, hush.'' 1446 01:29:28,429 --> 01:29:31,990 ''Papa's sleeping..'' 1447 01:29:32,100 --> 01:29:33,260 ''Hush, hush, hush.'' 1448 01:29:33,368 --> 01:29:35,893 ''Papa's sleeping..'' 1449 01:29:36,871 --> 01:29:41,171 ''lt's a naughty, naughty, naughty night.'' 1450 01:29:41,576 --> 01:29:45,945 ''lt's just you, me and a lot of solitude.'' 1451 01:29:46,347 --> 01:29:50,841 ''lt's a naughty, naughty, naughty night.'' 1452 01:29:51,386 --> 01:29:55,982 ''lt's just you, me and a lot of solitude.'' 1453 01:29:56,224 --> 01:29:58,852 ''We had to pay dearly for this charade.'' 1454 01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:01,155 ''Our love life is in a mess.'' 1455 01:30:01,262 --> 01:30:05,824 ''Wonder how long it will torment us?'' 1456 01:30:07,902 --> 01:30:09,301 ''Lower the volume.'' 1457 01:30:09,404 --> 01:30:12,532 ''Papa will wake up.'' 1458 01:30:12,840 --> 01:30:14,137 ''Lower the volume.'' 1459 01:30:14,242 --> 01:30:18,372 ''Papa will wake up.'' 1460 01:30:23,017 --> 01:30:24,177 ''Hush, hush, hush.'' 1461 01:30:24,285 --> 01:30:26,276 ''Papa's sleeping.'' 1462 01:30:37,498 --> 01:30:42,094 ''l wish he keeps sleeping soundly.'' 1463 01:30:42,336 --> 01:30:46,898 ''And we can easily do what we want to.'' 1464 01:30:47,008 --> 01:30:51,502 ''lt won't be nice if we're caught.'' 1465 01:30:51,612 --> 01:30:54,240 ''Papa doesn't sleep properly.. 1466 01:30:54,348 --> 01:30:56,373 ..and he's not a small kid.'' 1467 01:30:56,484 --> 01:30:59,282 ''We're in big trouble.'' 1468 01:30:59,387 --> 01:31:01,878 ''The night is taunting us.'' 1469 01:31:01,989 --> 01:31:06,517 ''l hope we don't lose this chance.'' 1470 01:31:08,362 --> 01:31:10,057 ''Lower the volume.'' 1471 01:31:10,164 --> 01:31:13,327 ''Papa will wake up.'' 1472 01:31:13,434 --> 01:31:14,901 ''Lower the volume.'' 1473 01:31:15,002 --> 01:31:18,494 ''Papa will wake up.'' 1474 01:31:18,606 --> 01:31:20,039 ''Hush, hush, hush.'' 1475 01:31:20,141 --> 01:31:22,200 ''Papa's sleeping.'' 1476 01:31:22,543 --> 01:31:42,556 EROS 1477 01:31:42,930 --> 01:31:47,424 ''Your enthralling beauty torments me.'' 1478 01:31:47,535 --> 01:31:52,029 ''Your beauty mesmerises me.'' 1479 01:31:52,340 --> 01:31:56,970 ''Take me in your arms, l'm not stopping you.'' 1480 01:31:57,178 --> 01:32:02,013 ''Fulfil your naughty wishes, l won't stop you.'' 1481 01:32:02,216 --> 01:32:04,650 ''How much l love you, my darling.'' 1482 01:32:04,952 --> 01:32:11,915 ''l'm willing to express that.'' 1483 01:32:13,427 --> 01:32:15,395 ''Lower the volume.'' 1484 01:32:15,496 --> 01:32:18,932 ''Papa will wake up.'' 1485 01:32:19,033 --> 01:32:20,193 ''Lower the volume.'' 1486 01:32:20,301 --> 01:32:24,067 ''Papa will wake up.'' 1487 01:32:24,171 --> 01:32:28,198 ''lt's a naughty, naughty, naughty night.'' 1488 01:32:29,010 --> 01:32:33,538 ''lt's just you, me and a lot of solitude.'' 1489 01:32:33,681 --> 01:32:39,244 ''lt's a naughty.. - Naughty.. - Naughty.. - Naughty..'' 1490 01:32:57,672 --> 01:32:59,003 Good morning. 1491 01:33:01,776 --> 01:33:06,645 Nanny! How dare you kiss your boss.. 1492 01:33:07,081 --> 01:33:08,173 That's not funny. 1493 01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:11,177 Okay.. l am justjoking. 1494 01:33:11,285 --> 01:33:15,221 Son-in-law. Where is my son-in-law? 1495 01:33:15,323 --> 01:33:16,381 Are you saying something? 1496 01:33:16,490 --> 01:33:19,050 Son-in-law. Where is my son-in-law? 1497 01:33:22,463 --> 01:33:24,363 Don't know where my son-in-law went. 1498 01:33:24,565 --> 01:33:26,362 Where is papa going so early in the morning? 1499 01:33:26,467 --> 01:33:27,695 To see his son-in-law. 1500 01:33:27,802 --> 01:33:29,099 And his son-in-law is here. 1501 01:33:29,303 --> 01:33:30,770 Bob is sleeping with Hetal upstairs. 1502 01:33:33,441 --> 01:33:35,204 Come on, help me climb up. 1503 01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:41,271 Son-in-law. 1504 01:33:44,552 --> 01:33:46,611 Son-in-law. 1505 01:33:50,191 --> 01:33:53,160 Son-in-law, wake up. 1506 01:33:53,260 --> 01:33:55,285 Son-in-law.. forget it. 1507 01:33:57,398 --> 01:34:01,027 You idiot, get up! Papa is coming. - What? 1508 01:34:02,670 --> 01:34:04,399 Son-in-law. 1509 01:34:04,739 --> 01:34:06,331 Here.. 1510 01:34:06,741 --> 01:34:08,208 Son-in-law, what are you doing? 1511 01:34:08,409 --> 01:34:11,344 l.. l.. l'm doing push-ups. Exercise. 1512 01:34:11,445 --> 01:34:12,810 Push-ups. Exercise. l'll do it too. 1513 01:34:13,114 --> 01:34:14,206 No, you can't do it. - Why can't l? 1514 01:34:14,315 --> 01:34:17,614 No, you can't. - l'll do it - No. - Just watch. 1515 01:34:18,185 --> 01:34:24,522 One, two, three.. 1516 01:34:26,160 --> 01:34:32,827 Four.. five.. 1517 01:34:33,467 --> 01:34:39,099 six, seven, eight.. 1518 01:34:40,608 --> 01:34:43,338 Nine. 1519 01:34:45,413 --> 01:34:48,541 Ten. 1520 01:34:52,253 --> 01:34:54,687 Get up. Get up. 1521 01:34:54,789 --> 01:34:56,279 Go. Go.. 1522 01:34:56,557 --> 01:34:57,683 Hey, cooker. 1523 01:34:58,793 --> 01:35:02,661 What are you doing here? - l.. l.. l.. 1524 01:35:02,763 --> 01:35:06,631 Speak up - l was coming in to take the order.. 1525 01:35:06,734 --> 01:35:08,395 ..for breakfast. 1526 01:35:08,502 --> 01:35:09,730 Order for breakfast. 1527 01:35:09,837 --> 01:35:11,099 Son-in-law, move aside. 1528 01:35:11,205 --> 01:35:12,263 What would you like to have for breakfast.. 1529 01:35:23,584 --> 01:35:25,745 Would you like to have anything else, sir? 1530 01:35:32,493 --> 01:35:34,358 Rahul Rajesh Rohan Raj is crying. 1531 01:35:37,498 --> 01:35:38,658 Not this time. 1532 01:35:38,933 --> 01:35:41,094 Stella, l'm really sorry. Just listen to me. 1533 01:35:41,368 --> 01:35:43,063 l have a left-right coordination problem. 1534 01:35:43,170 --> 01:35:44,228 That's why l slapped you. 1535 01:35:44,338 --> 01:35:45,498 That's okay, Son-in-law. 1536 01:35:46,006 --> 01:35:47,098 Stella. 1537 01:35:47,842 --> 01:35:48,866 We are done for. 1538 01:35:49,543 --> 01:35:52,103 How could you? 1539 01:35:52,413 --> 01:35:54,142 You said you'll take my baby for a drive 1540 01:35:54,248 --> 01:35:55,476 ..and you kept him this long. 1541 01:35:55,783 --> 01:35:57,341 Who is this? 1542 01:35:57,985 --> 01:36:02,217 She's.. Rahul Rajesh Rohan Raj's.. teacher. 1543 01:36:02,323 --> 01:36:03,381 She teaches in the school. 1544 01:36:03,491 --> 01:36:06,085 You're lucky l'm taking him to the play school. 1545 01:36:06,193 --> 01:36:08,024 Otherwise, l would've called the police. 1546 01:36:08,129 --> 01:36:09,494 Bloody kidnapping! 1547 01:36:10,064 --> 01:36:12,430 Overnight? Kidnapping? Police? 1548 01:36:12,533 --> 01:36:14,057 What was she screaming about? 1549 01:36:14,168 --> 01:36:15,226 Son-in-law! 1550 01:36:16,003 --> 01:36:17,436 Over night.. what does it mean? 1551 01:36:17,538 --> 01:36:20,803 Over night means that the night is over. 1552 01:36:21,342 --> 01:36:25,779 Kidnapping means the kid is napping. 1553 01:36:25,980 --> 01:36:29,541 And about the school and the police she meant that.. 1554 01:36:29,850 --> 01:36:32,546 ..the child will finish school and become a police officer. 1555 01:36:32,853 --> 01:36:34,878 That's what the teacher meant to say. 1556 01:36:35,256 --> 01:36:37,121 That's what she was saying. 1557 01:36:38,893 --> 01:36:40,121 Oh that. 1558 01:36:41,428 --> 01:36:42,520 What kind of a woman is she? 1559 01:36:42,830 --> 01:36:44,559 She didn't let me embrace my grandson. 1560 01:36:44,865 --> 01:36:46,560 Yes, that's wrong. 1561 01:36:46,934 --> 01:36:48,196 We should ask the teacher. 1562 01:36:48,435 --> 01:36:50,266 The child is gone. 1563 01:36:50,437 --> 01:36:52,234 The teacher left too. 1564 01:36:52,339 --> 01:36:57,367 And now you.. you.. when will you go? 1565 01:36:58,345 --> 01:37:00,040 How can l leave like that? 1566 01:37:00,314 --> 01:37:03,249 l met my grandson, my daughter, my son-in-law. 1567 01:37:03,350 --> 01:37:04,942 This is my first visit to London. 1568 01:37:05,052 --> 01:37:07,816 Won't you give me a tour of the city? - Of course we will. 1569 01:37:07,922 --> 01:37:09,253 Hey, cooker, don't touch me. 1570 01:37:18,532 --> 01:37:22,229 l have a problem with my right-left coordination too 1571 01:37:24,238 --> 01:37:27,571 Before the slap session starts again. Let's get out of here.. 1572 01:37:27,875 --> 01:37:29,502 l'll show you around London, come on. 1573 01:37:30,311 --> 01:37:33,872 Son-in-law, this topless bus is very nice. 1574 01:37:35,649 --> 01:37:37,412 London's double decker. 1575 01:37:40,988 --> 01:37:42,216 See this. 1576 01:37:44,658 --> 01:37:45,989 Hello, Brother. 1577 01:37:47,027 --> 01:37:48,085 What? 1578 01:37:48,429 --> 01:37:50,488 l mean, yippee. 1579 01:37:51,065 --> 01:37:53,260 But how did you come here all of a sudden? 1580 01:37:54,635 --> 01:37:56,626 Yes, of course, your function.. 1581 01:37:56,937 --> 01:37:59,337 ..at the Buckingham Palace cannot be postponed. 1582 01:38:00,407 --> 01:38:01,465 Okay.. . 1583 01:38:01,575 --> 01:38:02,906 We'll meet at home. 1584 01:38:03,510 --> 01:38:05,102 Welcome to London, Brother. 1585 01:38:06,247 --> 01:38:07,339 When is papa going back? 1586 01:38:07,448 --> 01:38:09,040 How would l know? Why? 1587 01:38:09,416 --> 01:38:10,974 Because Sandy's brother has arrived. 1588 01:38:11,085 --> 01:38:12,143 What? 1589 01:38:12,653 --> 01:38:14,985 lf your brother comes home.. 1590 01:38:15,089 --> 01:38:16,613 ..papa will find out everything. 1591 01:38:16,924 --> 01:38:18,448 What will l find out? Make some room for me. 1592 01:38:18,559 --> 01:38:19,617 Papa. 1593 01:38:19,927 --> 01:38:22,225 What will l find out? What are you whispering? 1594 01:38:22,329 --> 01:38:25,127 Papa, Sandy.. - This nanny.. 1595 01:38:25,232 --> 01:38:27,257 No, no, Sandy isn't a nanny. 1596 01:38:27,368 --> 01:38:28,562 No. - Sandy isn't a nanny. 1597 01:38:28,669 --> 01:38:31,638 No.. Papa, she's from a wealthy family. 1598 01:38:31,939 --> 01:38:34,533 And.. - And, Papa, her brother.. 1599 01:38:34,642 --> 01:38:37,406 ..has fixed her marriage into a wealthier family. 1600 01:38:37,511 --> 01:38:38,569 So? - So? 1601 01:38:38,679 --> 01:38:40,613 So.. she doesn't want to get married? - Why? 1602 01:38:40,714 --> 01:38:44,946 Because.. l want to study further and become a doctor. 1603 01:38:45,052 --> 01:38:47,919 And.. and.. she has lied to her brother that.. 1604 01:38:48,022 --> 01:38:50,217 ..she's going to marry a wealthy boy. - So? 1605 01:38:50,324 --> 01:38:52,451 So, her brother has arrived, Papa. 1606 01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:56,687 To meet her fianc - What now? 1607 01:38:56,997 --> 01:38:58,521 What now? - What now? 1608 01:38:58,632 --> 01:39:03,035 We should help.. this.. poor girl. 1609 01:39:03,137 --> 01:39:04,604 Yes, we should help her, we should help her. 1610 01:39:04,705 --> 01:39:07,071 But how will we help her? - How? 1611 01:39:07,174 --> 01:39:09,438 We can pretend to be the boy's family. - Yes. 1612 01:39:09,543 --> 01:39:10,669 Very good idea. - Good idea. 1613 01:39:10,978 --> 01:39:13,538 And.. and who will be her fiance? Who will it be? 1614 01:39:13,647 --> 01:39:16,946 l'll be her fiance. - No, Son-in-law, how can you? 1615 01:39:17,184 --> 01:39:19,550 Papa, it's just a charade. lt's not real. 1616 01:39:19,653 --> 01:39:21,314 And Zulekha can be your wife. 1617 01:39:21,422 --> 01:39:22,480 Yes. 1618 01:39:22,589 --> 01:39:24,386 Good idea. - Good deal. 1619 01:39:25,059 --> 01:39:26,151 Good idea. 1620 01:39:27,461 --> 01:39:29,224 But who is her brother? 1621 01:39:50,684 --> 01:39:53,414 Stay away from my sister 1622 01:40:00,060 --> 01:40:01,118 Brother! 1623 01:40:05,366 --> 01:40:06,628 How are you? 1624 01:40:07,301 --> 01:40:08,598 l am fine. 1625 01:40:10,738 --> 01:40:12,000 Where have your dimples disappeared? 1626 01:40:12,106 --> 01:40:13,505 You didn't come to see me in the last six months. 1627 01:40:13,807 --> 01:40:15,297 Wonder where they disappeared? 1628 01:40:16,143 --> 01:40:18,509 Let's see where they are. 1629 01:40:19,279 --> 01:40:20,473 Where could they be? 1630 01:40:23,083 --> 01:40:24,277 There they are 1631 01:40:26,220 --> 01:40:29,018 Brother, let me introduce you to Aarush's family. 1632 01:40:30,224 --> 01:40:31,714 He.. - l'm Aarush's papa. 1633 01:40:32,326 --> 01:40:34,021 And l'm his mother. 1634 01:40:34,294 --> 01:40:35,591 l'm Aarush's sister. 1635 01:40:35,829 --> 01:40:37,490 And l'm Aarush's sister's husband. 1636 01:40:52,146 --> 01:40:53,340 Aarush, are you okay? 1637 01:40:54,782 --> 01:40:56,079 He's fine. - Get up. 1638 01:40:56,183 --> 01:40:57,673 Get up. Get up. Come. Get up. 1639 01:41:09,763 --> 01:41:12,789 You okay? - Thank you. 1640 01:41:17,538 --> 01:41:19,267 You saw me and you fainted. Why? 1641 01:41:22,509 --> 01:41:24,272 lt was quite hot outside. 1642 01:41:25,212 --> 01:41:26,702 So l got a sun-stroke. 1643 01:41:28,549 --> 01:41:29,675 Sprinkle some water. 1644 01:41:31,452 --> 01:41:32,714 Sprinkle some water. 1645 01:41:41,595 --> 01:41:42,721 l've seen you somewhere. 1646 01:41:45,232 --> 01:41:46,324 Where have l seen you? 1647 01:41:47,267 --> 01:41:49,735 You look familiar as well. 1648 01:41:50,637 --> 01:41:53,504 But l haven't seen you anywhere. 1649 01:41:57,878 --> 01:41:59,209 What do you do? 1650 01:41:59,313 --> 01:42:03,306 Brother. Stop this interrogation. 1651 01:42:03,517 --> 01:42:05,109 l thought your trip was cancelled. 1652 01:42:05,219 --> 01:42:06,447 How did you make it here? 1653 01:42:07,254 --> 01:42:08,687 l knew you'd forget! 1654 01:42:11,258 --> 01:42:13,692 Because today is 'Raksha Bandhan'. 1655 01:42:14,595 --> 01:42:16,620 Oh, God. l forgot. 1656 01:42:16,897 --> 01:42:18,387 That's why l've brought a Sacred thread along. 1657 01:42:19,933 --> 01:42:21,366 Why do you have two? 1658 01:42:21,768 --> 01:42:23,895 Puja sent it for me. - ls she coming? 1659 01:42:25,506 --> 01:42:27,474 No, she's in Vegas with her husband. 1660 01:42:27,574 --> 01:42:28,802 You can tie it for me. 1661 01:42:31,378 --> 01:42:32,743 You're not wearing a 'sacred thread'? 1662 01:42:32,946 --> 01:42:34,345 Why not? 1663 01:42:35,382 --> 01:42:36,474 Because.. 1664 01:42:37,885 --> 01:42:40,410 l forgot, just like Sandy, that today is 'Raksha Bandhan'. 1665 01:42:41,188 --> 01:42:42,348 That's okay 1666 01:42:42,723 --> 01:42:43,781 l've brought two threads. 1667 01:42:43,891 --> 01:42:45,791 Hetal, tie one to Aarush. - Okay. 1668 01:42:45,893 --> 01:42:47,622 No, no, no. 1669 01:42:48,695 --> 01:42:49,787 This isn't possible. 1670 01:42:49,897 --> 01:42:51,694 lf Hetal ties the 'thread'.. 1671 01:42:51,798 --> 01:42:53,561 ..This is sacrilege. 1672 01:42:55,335 --> 01:42:57,803 Why? - Because 'Raksha Bandhan' was yesterday. 1673 01:42:58,772 --> 01:43:01,866 No, Uncle. 'Raksha Bandhan' is today. 1674 01:43:02,309 --> 01:43:03,640 Come, Hetal.. 1675 01:43:08,815 --> 01:43:12,342 Are you sure.. l haven't seen you before? 1676 01:43:12,920 --> 01:43:14,410 There's some connection. 1677 01:43:14,755 --> 01:43:16,552 Puja. - Puja (veneration platter)? 1678 01:43:16,723 --> 01:43:18,520 The veneration platter hasn't arrived. 1679 01:43:19,359 --> 01:43:21,259 You didn't bring the veneration platter. 1680 01:43:21,562 --> 01:43:24,292 When you've forgotten the Rakhi.. There's no need for that. 1681 01:43:24,831 --> 01:43:26,196 Tie it like that. 1682 01:43:28,769 --> 01:43:35,436 ''Even the stars and flowers know.'' 1683 01:43:36,443 --> 01:43:41,380 ''That my sister is one in a million.'' 1684 01:43:41,848 --> 01:43:47,980 ''And we'll always stay together like this.'' 1685 01:43:48,455 --> 01:43:50,286 This is terrible. 1686 01:43:59,700 --> 01:44:01,895 What are you doing? - Krishna is Puja's brother. 1687 01:44:02,002 --> 01:44:03,299 So? 1688 01:44:04,538 --> 01:44:07,268 Puja? The one in Macao. - Yes. 1689 01:44:07,374 --> 01:44:08,602 But Krishna is Sandy's brother. 1690 01:44:08,709 --> 01:44:10,836 They both are his sisters. - Both. 1691 01:44:10,944 --> 01:44:14,380 l'm so unfortunate.. lf you were my girlfriend.. 1692 01:44:14,481 --> 01:44:16,005 ..he would've been your brother as well. 1693 01:44:16,483 --> 01:44:17,780 l'm very stressed. 1694 01:44:17,884 --> 01:44:20,011 l don't know what to do. 1695 01:44:20,787 --> 01:44:22,914 One minute.. - l'll tell everyone the truth. 1696 01:44:23,023 --> 01:44:25,287 No. - l'll tell Sandy the truth. 1697 01:44:25,392 --> 01:44:27,019 You won't tell Sandy anything. 1698 01:44:27,327 --> 01:44:28,385 She won't understand. - No, l will. 1699 01:44:28,495 --> 01:44:30,588 You'll have to tell her after you two get married. 1700 01:44:30,697 --> 01:44:33,461 l can't.. - You know one thing. You will have to lie. 1701 01:44:33,567 --> 01:44:34,795 l can't lie. 1702 01:44:34,901 --> 01:44:38,428 A lie isn't a lie if its said for a noble cause.. 1703 01:44:39,373 --> 01:44:40,431 lt isn't. 1704 01:44:40,774 --> 01:44:44,505 l can't lie. - You will have to. 1705 01:44:45,579 --> 01:44:47,410 For Sandy's sake. 1706 01:44:48,815 --> 01:44:53,047 For Sandy.. Fine. 1707 01:44:53,987 --> 01:44:56,012 l'll lie for the last time. 1708 01:44:56,590 --> 01:44:58,285 Last time. 1709 01:45:00,060 --> 01:45:01,721 lt's the last time. 1710 01:45:01,828 --> 01:45:04,388 lt's very strenuous. 1711 01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:08,297 This isn't the last time. 1712 01:45:08,568 --> 01:45:10,297 you'll have to do it over and over again.. 1713 01:45:21,882 --> 01:45:24,680 Brother, why are you growing your hair? 1714 01:45:25,018 --> 01:45:26,349 Competing with me? 1715 01:45:26,453 --> 01:45:27,647 Hey, dear. 1716 01:45:28,689 --> 01:45:30,850 l was on field posting in Afghanistan, that's why. 1717 01:45:31,692 --> 01:45:33,023 You're looking so handsome. 1718 01:45:33,126 --> 01:45:34,991 Brother. Brother. 1719 01:45:35,495 --> 01:45:38,589 l've got strawberries, peaches, orange for you.. 1720 01:45:38,699 --> 01:45:41,532 ..grapes, biscuits.. brother. - Brother? 1721 01:45:42,536 --> 01:45:43,594 Sir. 1722 01:45:43,904 --> 01:45:45,531 Suck your paunch in.. 1723 01:45:46,973 --> 01:45:48,998 Brother, the two of you'll are looking very nice together.. 1724 01:45:49,409 --> 01:45:50,671 Nice happy family. 1725 01:45:51,011 --> 01:45:53,445 You haven't met my entire family yet. 1726 01:45:53,814 --> 01:45:55,975 l wish sister could meet Aarush as well. 1727 01:45:57,651 --> 01:45:59,642 She can. - How? 1728 01:46:00,520 --> 01:46:01,612 Stand together. 1729 01:46:01,888 --> 01:46:03,913 l'll take your photo and send an MMS. 1730 01:46:06,693 --> 01:46:07,819 What now? 1731 01:46:07,994 --> 01:46:09,359 lt isn't too hot. 1732 01:46:09,563 --> 01:46:11,053 You can't get a sun-stroke. 1733 01:46:11,932 --> 01:46:13,866 l'm camera conscious. 1734 01:46:14,735 --> 01:46:16,828 Come on, don't be shy. Come on. 1735 01:46:20,474 --> 01:46:21,600 Why are you making faces? 1736 01:46:21,708 --> 01:46:24,506 Something went into my eye. 1737 01:46:24,611 --> 01:46:25,669 Come on. - Come on. 1738 01:46:25,779 --> 01:46:27,508 Come on, smile. - Smile. 1739 01:46:27,881 --> 01:46:29,712 No more camera conscious. 1740 01:46:30,584 --> 01:46:32,017 Strand straight. - Ok. 1741 01:46:35,956 --> 01:46:37,116 Perfect. 1742 01:46:37,758 --> 01:46:39,157 l'll send it to Puja right away. 1743 01:46:40,961 --> 01:46:42,155 He isn't even photogenic. 1744 01:46:49,569 --> 01:46:50,900 That's fine.. 1745 01:46:52,773 --> 01:46:56,539 Hello. - Hello, darling, how are you? 1746 01:46:56,977 --> 01:46:59,411 Who is this? - ''Who is this?'' Have you forgotten.. 1747 01:46:59,679 --> 01:47:04,412 ..that steamy night we had together? - What? 1748 01:47:09,022 --> 01:47:12,423 Hello. - Remember, you took me to Hotel Nagraj.. 1749 01:47:12,526 --> 01:47:14,619 ..where we saw the movie 'Dostana' twice. 1750 01:47:14,728 --> 01:47:17,925 you've got the wrong number, don't call again. 1751 01:47:25,105 --> 01:47:28,666 Sacrilege! Sacrilege! 1752 01:47:29,042 --> 01:47:31,203 Brother, stop all this. 1753 01:47:31,678 --> 01:47:33,111 l mean, you must be tired. 1754 01:47:33,213 --> 01:47:36,011 Go and freshen up. Send a MMS later. Okay? 1755 01:47:38,952 --> 01:47:40,852 Come on, show me my room. - Come. 1756 01:49:29,729 --> 01:49:30,923 The job's done. 1757 01:49:31,097 --> 01:49:33,122 That was fun. - l'm satisfied. 1758 01:49:33,233 --> 01:49:34,723 lt was sweaty. - Even l was. 1759 01:49:34,834 --> 01:49:35,994 Come on. 1760 01:49:41,808 --> 01:49:45,744 Krishna. - What are you doing here? 1761 01:49:46,346 --> 01:49:48,109 l came here to give you holy offerings. 1762 01:49:48,815 --> 01:49:54,185 Oh. - But, you too? - What? 1763 01:49:56,022 --> 01:50:00,584 You bathe with a boy? - Yes. 1764 01:50:03,129 --> 01:50:05,359 lt's terrible. 1765 01:50:06,766 --> 01:50:09,166 What's so shocking about bathing with lifebuoy soap? 1766 01:50:10,804 --> 01:50:12,101 lt's a weird family. 1767 01:50:36,196 --> 01:50:37,788 My phone.. 1768 01:50:41,868 --> 01:50:43,130 Something wrong? 1769 01:50:44,304 --> 01:50:48,400 He forgets that he's allergic to bread. 1770 01:50:50,010 --> 01:50:52,308 Oh, l thought hearing about my phone.. 1771 01:50:52,412 --> 01:50:54,403 What happened to your phone? What happened? 1772 01:50:55,148 --> 01:50:58,709 When l was bathing in the tub it was kept outside. - Okay. 1773 01:50:58,952 --> 01:51:03,389 When l came out, it was inside the tub. - Okay. 1774 01:51:05,091 --> 01:51:07,082 When you were inside the tub the phone was outside. 1775 01:51:07,193 --> 01:51:09,320 When you came out of the tub the phone was inside. 1776 01:51:09,429 --> 01:51:12,660 You're having phone tub-ble! How funny. 1777 01:51:23,777 --> 01:51:28,077 ''Oh boy, you are mine.'' 1778 01:51:30,183 --> 01:51:34,449 ''Oh boy, you are mine.'' 1779 01:51:34,754 --> 01:51:40,351 ''Oh boy, you are mine.'' 1780 01:51:41,027 --> 01:51:45,157 ''Oh girl, you are mine.'' 1781 01:51:45,265 --> 01:51:47,756 ''Oh girl, you are mine.'' 1782 01:51:57,777 --> 01:52:00,177 What? - That's my leg. 1783 01:52:10,356 --> 01:52:12,085 What are you doing, Aarush? 1784 01:52:12,192 --> 01:52:14,319 l don't think your brother likes me. 1785 01:52:14,861 --> 01:52:16,920 Don't be silly, baby, its nothing like that.. 1786 01:52:17,030 --> 01:52:18,327 l mean it. 1787 01:52:18,932 --> 01:52:20,297 Aarush.. - He keeps staring at me. 1788 01:52:20,400 --> 01:52:21,458 You're just imagining things. 1789 01:52:21,768 --> 01:52:22,826 it's nothing like that, okay 1790 01:52:22,936 --> 01:52:25,404 l'm telling you. 1791 01:52:25,839 --> 01:52:27,363 You have a sore throat. - No. 1792 01:52:27,474 --> 01:52:29,465 Sister. - Brother. 1793 01:52:30,910 --> 01:52:32,070 Sorry, sir. 1794 01:52:32,979 --> 01:52:35,470 What's going on here? - Nothing. 1795 01:52:38,384 --> 01:52:40,079 Go and sleep in your room. 1796 01:52:40,386 --> 01:52:41,944 l need to talk to Aarush, alone. 1797 01:52:45,859 --> 01:52:46,951 Goodnight. 1798 01:52:50,163 --> 01:52:51,460 Aarush. - Yes. 1799 01:52:55,468 --> 01:53:00,201 My baggage got exchanged with someone else's at the airport. 1800 01:53:00,306 --> 01:53:01,864 Sorry to hear that, sir. 1801 01:53:02,575 --> 01:53:04,338 Do you have a pyjama? - Yes. 1802 01:53:04,444 --> 01:53:05,775 l'll get it right away. 1803 01:53:09,883 --> 01:53:11,510 Here, you can wear it. 1804 01:53:11,818 --> 01:53:13,217 l was going to wear it tonight. 1805 01:53:13,319 --> 01:53:14,911 But l will sleep in my shorts. 1806 01:53:16,022 --> 01:53:19,219 You wear these disgusting, threaded pyjamas. 1807 01:53:20,160 --> 01:53:22,060 The thread provides a good grip. 1808 01:53:22,262 --> 01:53:24,162 The pyjama doesn't come off while sleeping at night. 1809 01:53:24,264 --> 01:53:25,526 That's why l wear it, sir. 1810 01:53:25,932 --> 01:53:29,561 Go to Sleep. - So early? 1811 01:53:30,303 --> 01:53:32,294 Go to Sleep. - Fine, sir. 1812 01:53:32,539 --> 01:53:33,801 Goodnight, sir. 1813 01:53:38,178 --> 01:53:41,272 Hey, cooker, what are you doing here? 1814 01:53:43,316 --> 01:53:45,807 She's my wife. - That's just a charade. 1815 01:53:46,219 --> 01:53:47,311 We were just pretending. 1816 01:53:47,420 --> 01:53:50,116 Hetal, go and sleep in Sandy's room. 1817 01:53:50,223 --> 01:53:51,281 Come on. 1818 01:53:52,225 --> 01:53:53,283 Go on. 1819 01:53:53,960 --> 01:53:56,451 Bye. - Goodnight. 1820 01:53:57,230 --> 01:53:58,288 Where are you going? 1821 01:53:58,398 --> 01:54:01,265 l was.. - Tonight you'll sleep with me in this room. 1822 01:54:01,367 --> 01:54:03,528 l'll keep a watch on you. 1823 01:54:04,103 --> 01:54:05,195 Okay, Papa. 1824 01:54:11,311 --> 01:54:13,279 How are you? Everything fine? 1825 01:54:13,913 --> 01:54:16,848 Hey papa come quickly to bed, l'm already undressed. 1826 01:54:21,421 --> 01:54:24,390 Papa l love kissing you.. 1827 01:54:32,966 --> 01:54:34,058 What are you staring at? 1828 01:54:34,300 --> 01:54:35,392 You'll sleep on the floor. 1829 01:54:46,079 --> 01:54:47,239 What are you doing? 1830 01:54:48,147 --> 01:54:50,513 l'm making a bunker. 1831 01:54:51,150 --> 01:54:54,586 Because fidget in my sleep? You might get hurt. 1832 01:54:56,122 --> 01:54:59,148 How do you know that you fidget in your sleep, if you're sleeping? 1833 01:54:59,592 --> 01:55:00,991 Sandy told me. 1834 01:55:05,031 --> 01:55:08,364 You haven't done any hanky-panky with my sister, have you? 1835 01:55:09,002 --> 01:55:11,334 Major, l haven't done any hanky or panky.. 1836 01:55:11,437 --> 01:55:13,496 ..with anyone's sister. 1837 01:55:14,140 --> 01:55:15,471 l'm still a pure.. 1838 01:55:18,144 --> 01:55:19,270 l don't want to know. 1839 01:55:20,179 --> 01:55:21,942 Sleep. - Yes. 1840 01:55:23,049 --> 01:55:24,482 Goodnight. - Sleep. 1841 01:55:37,730 --> 01:55:40,528 Sir.. where are you taking me early in the morning? 1842 01:55:41,501 --> 01:55:43,332 My suitcase got exchanged.. 1843 01:55:43,503 --> 01:55:46,097 ..with someone called Kishore Samtani. 1844 01:55:46,673 --> 01:55:47,970 l'm on my way to get it back. 1845 01:55:48,074 --> 01:55:51,237 Kishore Samtani? That means, Bob's casino? l am done for. 1846 01:55:57,350 --> 01:55:58,715 Thank you. - Welcome. 1847 01:56:04,057 --> 01:56:08,153 Where are you going? - l'm going to make a call. 1848 01:56:09,996 --> 01:56:11,088 Only one. 1849 01:56:16,436 --> 01:56:18,734 Son-in-law. When did you arrive? 1850 01:56:19,038 --> 01:56:20,096 What are you doing here? 1851 01:56:20,206 --> 01:56:22,367 Where is my daughter? - She's at home. 1852 01:56:22,542 --> 01:56:24,169 Ooh home. Fine, let's go inside. 1853 01:56:24,277 --> 01:56:28,338 l'll.. just go to the bathroom. - Bathroom? - Yes. 1854 01:56:28,448 --> 01:56:29,972 There's a bathroom inside as well. 1855 01:56:30,383 --> 01:56:31,714 This isn't an inn. 1856 01:56:32,318 --> 01:56:35,651 This is your hotel, your casino. And so is the toilet. 1857 01:56:35,755 --> 01:56:37,017 Come on. Take this and come on. 1858 01:56:37,123 --> 01:56:38,590 Sir.. sir. 1859 01:56:41,361 --> 01:56:43,352 Can l go to the bathroom? - Yes. 1860 01:56:43,463 --> 01:56:44,521 Your bag. - Yes. 1861 01:56:44,630 --> 01:56:46,063 Yes, l'll wait for you here. - Yes. 1862 01:56:48,534 --> 01:56:50,434 Boy, get me a drink. 1863 01:57:00,079 --> 01:57:01,205 Are you okay now? 1864 01:57:03,182 --> 01:57:04,444 Now that you've come here.. 1865 01:57:04,550 --> 01:57:06,279 ..come with me, to return the bag. 1866 01:57:06,519 --> 01:57:10,421 l can't go. l can't go. 1867 01:57:10,723 --> 01:57:13,214 Why? - l need to go inside use the toilet. 1868 01:57:16,195 --> 01:57:18,220 l'll wait for you. - Okay. 1869 01:57:22,802 --> 01:57:24,531 l know l am going there. 1870 01:57:39,385 --> 01:57:40,545 Mr. Kishor Samtani. 1871 01:57:42,188 --> 01:57:44,349 Major Krishna. - Oh, yes. 1872 01:57:44,757 --> 01:57:47,487 l saw your bag.. my bag, so.. 1873 01:57:47,760 --> 01:57:49,352 Sorry about that confusion. 1874 01:57:49,595 --> 01:57:51,529 So nice of you. - Thank you. 1875 01:57:59,439 --> 01:58:01,066 Are you waiting for someone? 1876 01:58:02,175 --> 01:58:03,403 l'm waiting for my son-in-law. 1877 01:58:03,509 --> 01:58:04,669 He's in the bathroom. 1878 01:58:05,778 --> 01:58:08,611 And you? - Yes, l'm waiting for someone as well. 1879 01:58:09,182 --> 01:58:10,774 ls he in the bathroom as well? - Yes. 1880 01:58:11,517 --> 01:58:12,848 What a coincidence? 1881 01:58:15,288 --> 01:58:16,653 Excuse me. - Sure. 1882 01:58:18,191 --> 01:58:19,249 Hello. 1883 01:58:19,425 --> 01:58:23,327 Son-in-law. - l'm in your office. 1884 01:58:24,430 --> 01:58:25,488 ln the office? 1885 01:58:25,598 --> 01:58:27,088 l didn't want to disturb you.. 1886 01:58:27,200 --> 01:58:29,430 ..when you were exchanging the bag. 1887 01:58:29,535 --> 01:58:30,797 So, l came directly to your office. 1888 01:58:30,903 --> 01:58:33,337 Okay, l'll be right there. 1889 01:58:34,807 --> 01:58:36,172 See you. - Yes. 1890 01:58:36,275 --> 01:58:38,106 My son-in-law is already in office. 1891 01:58:47,687 --> 01:58:49,552 Let's go, exchange the bag. 1892 01:58:50,289 --> 01:58:52,189 Mission successful, we've already exchanged the bag. 1893 01:58:52,291 --> 01:58:54,122 Oh, l missed it. - Come on, let's go home. 1894 01:58:54,227 --> 01:58:58,220 Yes. l'll get it. Let's go. 1895 01:59:05,338 --> 01:59:06,703 l know.. 1896 01:59:07,373 --> 01:59:09,500 Shall we? - Where does your sister work? 1897 01:59:12,178 --> 01:59:13,611 Hide. - What? 1898 01:59:14,447 --> 01:59:19,214 No.. She teaches aerobics at Hyde Park. To children. 1899 01:59:20,653 --> 01:59:22,746 She teaches aerobics at Hyde Park? - Yes. 1900 01:59:24,724 --> 01:59:26,191 Let's go to the casino. 1901 01:59:45,578 --> 01:59:46,704 Move. 1902 01:59:51,551 --> 01:59:53,314 No one wins. 1903 01:59:53,853 --> 01:59:54,945 What happened? 1904 01:59:55,421 --> 01:59:57,582 l just saw your brother-in-law here. 1905 01:59:57,890 --> 02:00:00,586 ls it? - Come. 1906 02:00:00,826 --> 02:00:01,952 Come with me. 1907 02:00:23,449 --> 02:00:26,213 Sit. - Sir, but.. 1908 02:00:28,688 --> 02:00:30,383 Sit down. - Okay. 1909 02:00:44,370 --> 02:00:46,235 Maybe l'm wrong about you.. 1910 02:00:48,474 --> 02:00:50,999 Fold your sleeves. 1911 02:00:53,579 --> 02:00:56,377 maybe you have nothing to do.. 1912 02:00:56,716 --> 02:00:58,581 ..with my phone falling into the tub. 1913 02:00:59,452 --> 02:01:03,388 Maybe the waitress l saw at the casino wasn't your sister. 1914 02:01:04,457 --> 02:01:07,620 Maybe that dealer wasn't your brother-in-law. 1915 02:01:09,295 --> 02:01:13,425 Maybe.. the man who was waiting for his son-in-law.. 1916 02:01:14,467 --> 02:01:17,732 ..outside the bathroom was waiting for someone else. 1917 02:01:17,837 --> 02:01:21,568 And there was someone else other than you in the bathroom. 1918 02:01:22,808 --> 02:01:26,574 lf any of these maybe's are true.. 1919 02:01:27,513 --> 02:01:29,708 ..then l won't let my sister marry you. 1920 02:01:31,784 --> 02:01:36,585 And to know the truth l'm going to use this lie detector. 1921 02:01:38,424 --> 02:01:42,360 You can lie to me but not to this machine 1922 02:01:42,595 --> 02:01:44,062 Brother, what are you doing? 1923 02:01:46,432 --> 02:01:48,366 Finding out the truth. 1924 02:01:49,602 --> 02:01:51,297 Aarush doesn't have any objections. 1925 02:01:51,737 --> 02:01:52,863 Right, Aarush? 1926 02:01:54,774 --> 02:01:55,832 Great. 1927 02:01:55,941 --> 02:01:57,408 So, it's simple. 1928 02:01:58,010 --> 02:02:00,001 lf you speak the truth.. 1929 02:02:00,713 --> 02:02:01,941 ..the needle will point towards green. 1930 02:02:02,782 --> 02:02:06,377 lf you lie, the needle will point towards red. 1931 02:02:06,485 --> 02:02:09,045 And on red if the needle even once goes.. 1932 02:02:10,890 --> 02:02:12,755 Then out of your life, my sister goes! 1933 02:02:14,093 --> 02:02:15,685 let's start with a simple question 1934 02:02:16,696 --> 02:02:19,358 Answer only with 'yes' or 'no' 1935 02:02:19,965 --> 02:02:21,091 Okay. 1936 02:02:23,436 --> 02:02:24,835 ls your name Aarush? 1937 02:02:29,141 --> 02:02:30,403 Yes. 1938 02:02:31,610 --> 02:02:32,941 See, it works. 1939 02:02:35,047 --> 02:02:36,571 ls this your house? 1940 02:02:46,892 --> 02:02:48,655 ls this your house? 1941 02:02:51,564 --> 02:02:52,758 No. 1942 02:03:00,072 --> 02:03:01,437 lt's hers. 1943 02:03:04,410 --> 02:03:08,437 lt's Aarush's house but it's in her name. 1944 02:03:11,417 --> 02:03:13,681 Have l seen you before l came into this house? 1945 02:03:23,829 --> 02:03:24,989 No. 1946 02:03:30,836 --> 02:03:32,064 Are you married? 1947 02:03:43,716 --> 02:03:44,842 No. 1948 02:03:49,822 --> 02:03:53,485 Are they.. - Stop it, Brother, please. 1949 02:03:54,059 --> 02:03:56,186 l respect you, but that doesn't mean.. 1950 02:03:56,495 --> 02:03:57,928 ..l disrespect Aarush. 1951 02:03:58,931 --> 02:04:00,956 And by doing this you're insulting Aarush 1952 02:04:01,066 --> 02:04:02,124 l'm your brother! 1953 02:04:02,234 --> 02:04:03,826 l have the right to ask these question. 1954 02:04:03,936 --> 02:04:04,994 Fine! lf you want to know the truth.. 1955 02:04:05,104 --> 02:04:06,696 ..then these should be the questions. 1956 02:04:08,073 --> 02:04:09,199 Aarush. 1957 02:04:11,677 --> 02:04:17,912 Aarush, do you love me? - Yes. 1958 02:04:21,587 --> 02:04:24,181 Will you always? - Yes. 1959 02:04:30,529 --> 02:04:33,589 Will you ever deceive me? - Never. 1960 02:04:38,170 --> 02:04:40,195 Will you protect me.. 1961 02:04:40,673 --> 02:04:44,905 ..just like my brother did for so many years? - Yes. 1962 02:04:56,689 --> 02:04:58,486 What more can a brother ask for? 1963 02:04:59,592 --> 02:05:01,560 Somebody loves his sister so much. 1964 02:05:03,128 --> 02:05:04,686 l apologise to all of you. 1965 02:05:05,831 --> 02:05:07,628 My work and my nature is such that.. 1966 02:05:07,733 --> 02:05:09,530 ..l'm used to doubting people. 1967 02:05:10,002 --> 02:05:11,128 Aarush. 1968 02:05:13,606 --> 02:05:15,164 l misunderstood you. 1969 02:05:16,075 --> 02:05:17,235 l'm really sorry. 1970 02:05:18,143 --> 02:05:19,610 Welcome to the family. 1971 02:05:23,649 --> 02:05:26,277 Brother. - Aarush. Congratulations. 1972 02:05:26,819 --> 02:05:27,979 l can understand the rest.. 1973 02:05:28,087 --> 02:05:29,645 ..but you're married. - Yes. 1974 02:05:29,755 --> 02:05:31,052 How did you say yes? - Yes. 1975 02:05:31,323 --> 02:05:33,723 Devika called this evening. - Yes. 1976 02:05:33,826 --> 02:05:34,884 Outside casino.. 1977 02:05:34,994 --> 02:05:36,291 Cover me. - Yes. 1978 02:05:36,829 --> 02:05:38,956 And she said that the divorce has been accepted. 1979 02:05:39,231 --> 02:05:40,528 What are you saying? 1980 02:05:40,766 --> 02:05:41,824 Congratulations. 1981 02:05:41,934 --> 02:05:43,663 This calls for a celebration. 1982 02:05:45,838 --> 02:05:47,032 You both come here. 1983 02:05:52,311 --> 02:05:53,710 Boys' night out. 1984 02:06:08,994 --> 02:06:10,120 Wow. 1985 02:06:11,297 --> 02:06:12,787 What beautiful embroidery. 1986 02:06:13,999 --> 02:06:16,968 l'm sure they must've used 1000 labourers. 1987 02:06:20,005 --> 02:06:22,098 Come. Come with me. 1988 02:06:25,444 --> 02:06:27,002 Welcome to Buckingham palace. 1989 02:06:27,112 --> 02:06:28,739 Like it? - Yes, sir. 1990 02:06:29,114 --> 02:06:34,142 Sir? Brother. - Brother. 1991 02:06:35,988 --> 02:06:37,285 Thank you very much. 1992 02:06:38,190 --> 02:06:39,350 lt's such a big day for you today. 1993 02:06:39,458 --> 02:06:41,050 And you brought us all here. 1994 02:06:41,160 --> 02:06:43,060 l had to, Aarush, you're family now. 1995 02:06:43,295 --> 02:06:45,126 And anyway, the big day isn't today. lt's tomorrow.. 1996 02:06:45,864 --> 02:06:46,922 Tomorrow? 1997 02:06:47,032 --> 02:06:48,226 We have to come back here tomorrow again. 1998 02:06:49,234 --> 02:06:53,796 No, Aarush, l've decided to get you and Sandy engaged tomorrow. 1999 02:06:54,173 --> 02:06:56,368 Major Rao. - Yes. 2000 02:06:56,909 --> 02:06:58,171 Be right there. 2001 02:07:01,747 --> 02:07:02,805 The engagement is tomorrow. 2002 02:07:02,915 --> 02:07:04,849 Congratulations. Wow. 2003 02:07:06,185 --> 02:07:07,243 What happened? 2004 02:07:10,089 --> 02:07:11,954 We're being unjust with him. 2005 02:07:12,257 --> 02:07:13,952 What? - Yes. 2006 02:07:14,159 --> 02:07:16,024 l should tell him everything. 2007 02:07:17,029 --> 02:07:19,327 Have you gone mad? - No, no, listen to me. 2008 02:07:19,431 --> 02:07:21,023 Come on. 2009 02:07:23,002 --> 02:07:24,060 Hello. 2010 02:07:24,169 --> 02:07:25,727 Santa. - And Banta. 2011 02:07:25,838 --> 02:07:29,330 We're here to cool the Buckingham Palace. 2012 02:07:29,975 --> 02:07:33,103 Santa Banta coming in for AC maintenance. - That's done. 2013 02:07:33,278 --> 02:07:34,905 lt's really fun, Banta. 2014 02:07:35,014 --> 02:07:37,744 Buckingham Palace. Buckingham Palace. 2015 02:07:37,850 --> 02:07:39,784 Banta, be silent. - Okay. 2016 02:07:39,885 --> 02:07:43,082 Uckingham Palace. Uckingham Palace. 2017 02:07:44,390 --> 02:07:45,857 Come on, get it out. 2018 02:07:48,560 --> 02:07:50,357 Santa. - Banta. 2019 02:07:50,896 --> 02:07:52,124 Don't touch that. 2020 02:07:52,231 --> 02:07:53,892 That's the wrong cylinder. 2021 02:07:53,999 --> 02:07:56,194 How can l pick it up without touching it? 2022 02:07:57,369 --> 02:07:58,893 What a joke. What a joke. 2023 02:07:59,004 --> 02:08:02,201 Santa, we're here to put the coolant, not that one. 2024 02:08:03,342 --> 02:08:04,502 lf we open that here.. 2025 02:08:04,810 --> 02:08:06,107 ..people will go crazy with a fit of laughter 2026 02:08:06,211 --> 02:08:09,772 Why is that? - Because this contains laughing gas. 2027 02:08:09,982 --> 02:08:11,449 lt's called nitrous oxide. 2028 02:08:11,817 --> 02:08:14,115 We have to deliver it to the dentist, later. 2029 02:08:14,420 --> 02:08:16,911 They use during tooth extractions 2030 02:08:17,022 --> 02:08:20,219 And that's the tooth haha.. Truth.. 2031 02:08:20,826 --> 02:08:21,918 What are you doing? 2032 02:08:22,027 --> 02:08:23,255 What are you doing? 2033 02:08:23,362 --> 02:08:25,990 Bob, l want to speak the truth, and l will. - No, you won't. 2034 02:08:26,098 --> 02:08:29,363 l will. - Aarush. Listen to me. 2035 02:08:30,369 --> 02:08:31,961 Aarush you can explain after you get married. 2036 02:08:32,071 --> 02:08:34,232 l'm not going to lie anymore 2037 02:08:34,406 --> 02:08:38,433 Listen to me. - Enough. 2038 02:08:39,344 --> 02:08:40,572 Aarush, l'm telling you. 2039 02:08:52,024 --> 02:08:53,150 l want to tell the truth. 2040 02:08:53,325 --> 02:09:02,233 ''When you want to tell the truth and your ill-luck comes in between you.'' 2041 02:09:02,501 --> 02:09:07,029 ''How long can he run from bad luck?'' 2042 02:09:07,239 --> 02:09:11,335 ''Now we have to watch, what's next.'' 2043 02:09:11,443 --> 02:09:15,311 ''Jinx, such a jinx. 2044 02:09:16,081 --> 02:09:19,573 ''Not seen a man like him.'' 2045 02:09:19,885 --> 02:09:28,315 ''He's such a loser.'' 2046 02:09:47,312 --> 02:09:50,145 Her majesty, queen Elizabeth the 2nd. 2047 02:09:50,315 --> 02:09:51,612 Duke of Lancaster. 2048 02:09:51,917 --> 02:09:53,350 Duke of Normandy. 2049 02:09:53,452 --> 02:09:54,646 Defender of the faith. 2050 02:10:27,719 --> 02:10:29,914 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 2051 02:10:30,656 --> 02:10:35,559 l would like to welcome the heroes of the moment. 2052 02:10:36,361 --> 02:10:39,159 Those various soldiers from around the world.. 2053 02:10:39,364 --> 02:10:41,332 ..who have given their services.. 2054 02:10:41,667 --> 02:10:46,263 ..and have put their life in danger to save the world.. 2055 02:10:46,371 --> 02:10:50,967 ..from the constant and immediate threats of terrorism. 2056 02:10:51,577 --> 02:10:54,102 l would also like to thank their families.. 2057 02:10:54,313 --> 02:10:57,976 ..for their constant and silent support. 2058 02:10:58,483 --> 02:11:03,546 May l now request her majesty to honour these heroes. 2059 02:11:11,496 --> 02:11:13,657 Santa, quickly fill the coolant. 2060 02:11:13,765 --> 02:11:15,562 The queen's party must have started. 2061 02:11:16,368 --> 02:11:19,337 Come on. Tighten it. 2062 02:11:29,081 --> 02:11:31,481 From lndia.. Major Krishna Rao. 2063 02:12:13,125 --> 02:12:15,025 What? - What happened? 2064 02:12:15,360 --> 02:12:16,691 Why are you laughing so much? 2065 02:12:17,663 --> 02:12:19,688 Seems like you thought of a very funny joke.. 2066 02:12:19,798 --> 02:12:21,629 ..and you aren't telling me about it. 2067 02:12:25,404 --> 02:12:27,201 lt must be such a funny joke. 2068 02:12:27,306 --> 02:12:30,571 l'm laughing so profusely before hearing it. 2069 02:12:31,743 --> 02:12:36,271 You scoundrel, rascal, you fool. 2070 02:12:36,548 --> 02:12:38,641 You put in the wrong cylinder. - ls it? 2071 02:12:39,284 --> 02:12:40,615 This is the laughing gas. 2072 02:12:43,488 --> 02:12:45,251 Stop it. 2073 02:12:51,129 --> 02:12:52,756 What now? 2074 02:12:53,598 --> 02:12:55,828 Banta, there's no use stopping now. 2075 02:12:56,134 --> 02:12:58,068 The cylinder's empty. 2076 02:12:58,870 --> 02:13:00,735 lf this is what's happening to us,.. 2077 02:13:00,839 --> 02:13:03,273 ..l'm afraid to think what must be happening upstairs. 2078 02:13:35,640 --> 02:13:37,403 Why are you laughing? 2079 02:13:37,676 --> 02:13:39,507 Why are you laughing? - l don't know. 2080 02:13:44,583 --> 02:13:45,641 Why are you laughing? 2081 02:13:45,751 --> 02:13:48,481 Everybody is laughing. Brother.. 2082 02:13:51,823 --> 02:13:52,881 Bye. 2083 02:13:53,358 --> 02:13:55,451 Come on. l also feel like dancing. 2084 02:13:55,560 --> 02:13:57,289 Come on, darling. 2085 02:14:07,339 --> 02:14:08,397 Queen. Queen. 2086 02:14:08,507 --> 02:14:12,409 Why are we all laughing? - l don't know. 2087 02:14:15,580 --> 02:14:16,706 You don't know. 2088 02:14:16,815 --> 02:14:18,612 Your Victoria Terminus is now our. 2089 02:14:18,717 --> 02:14:20,582 Chatrapati Shivaji Maharaj station. 2090 02:14:20,685 --> 02:14:21,777 Hail Maharashtra! 2091 02:14:21,887 --> 02:14:24,617 Hail Maharashtra! 2092 02:14:28,560 --> 02:14:29,686 Brother. 2093 02:14:30,295 --> 02:14:31,387 Brother. 2094 02:14:31,563 --> 02:14:32,894 Aarush. - Aarush. 2095 02:14:34,666 --> 02:14:36,293 How do you know my son-in-law? 2096 02:14:37,569 --> 02:14:39,298 He's the husband of my daughter. 2097 02:14:40,439 --> 02:14:41,633 Your daughter? 2098 02:14:42,474 --> 02:14:43,873 Yes, my daughter. 2099 02:14:47,312 --> 02:14:48,404 Come on. 2100 02:14:50,816 --> 02:14:51,874 Brother. 2101 02:14:51,983 --> 02:14:55,248 Brother. l want to tell you the truth. 2102 02:14:55,520 --> 02:14:57,784 Aarush. - Puja. 2103 02:15:03,328 --> 02:15:04,920 You bloody liar. 2104 02:15:06,431 --> 02:15:09,798 You didn't tell Sandy that Puja is your ex-girlfriend. 2105 02:15:12,003 --> 02:15:14,494 What else are you hiding Aarush? 2106 02:15:15,307 --> 02:15:17,832 You cheater. - No, no. 2107 02:15:17,943 --> 02:15:20,309 How dare you talk to my son-in-law like that? 2108 02:15:22,280 --> 02:15:24,544 l'm not your son-in-law. 2109 02:15:24,883 --> 02:15:26,646 l'm not your son-in-law. 2110 02:15:26,852 --> 02:15:29,412 We're divorced. - What? 2111 02:15:29,521 --> 02:15:32,581 You're laughing and telling me such a serious thing? 2112 02:15:33,325 --> 02:15:36,590 So, you're also a divorcee? - Yes. 2113 02:15:36,928 --> 02:15:39,226 What are you saying? 2114 02:15:39,431 --> 02:15:41,262 He's my son-in-law. 2115 02:15:41,366 --> 02:15:42,890 How can he be your son-in-law? 2116 02:15:43,001 --> 02:15:44,593 He's your son. 2117 02:15:48,340 --> 02:15:52,242 l'm his daughter and he's not my husband. 2118 02:15:52,944 --> 02:15:54,468 Come here, scoundrel. 2119 02:15:54,746 --> 02:15:58,910 Tell me, how many wives do you have? 2120 02:15:59,351 --> 02:16:01,376 l'll tell you, l'll tell you. 2121 02:16:03,388 --> 02:16:05,720 My wife is my wife. 2122 02:16:08,860 --> 02:16:11,624 Bob's wife is my wife. 2123 02:16:14,866 --> 02:16:17,426 Thankfully, you're not married to me. 2124 02:16:17,536 --> 02:16:20,528 Or else your wife would've been my wife as well. 2125 02:16:23,375 --> 02:16:25,536 lf l didn't have so many wives.. 2126 02:16:25,810 --> 02:16:29,610 ..l would've married your sister long back. 2127 02:16:32,651 --> 02:16:34,278 All that's fine. 2128 02:16:34,452 --> 02:16:37,615 But who is Bob's wife? 2129 02:16:37,956 --> 02:16:40,288 l'm Bob's wife. 2130 02:16:41,693 --> 02:16:42,921 That's terrible. 2131 02:16:43,028 --> 02:16:45,963 That's terrible. 2132 02:16:47,899 --> 02:16:54,498 Who is Bob? - Papa, l'm Bob. 2133 02:16:56,942 --> 02:16:58,341 He's Bob.. 2134 02:16:58,443 --> 02:16:59,501 That's terrible. 2135 02:16:59,611 --> 02:17:02,512 l have two sons-in-law. 2136 02:17:02,714 --> 02:17:05,080 And both are homos. 2137 02:17:05,917 --> 02:17:10,581 Oh, you're gay as well. - l'm not gay. 2138 02:17:10,689 --> 02:17:12,054 l'm not gay. 2139 02:17:12,357 --> 02:17:14,052 Quiet. Quiet. 2140 02:17:14,359 --> 02:17:16,884 You're a homo as well. 2141 02:17:24,402 --> 02:17:26,962 l forgot about the main valve. - Main valve? 2142 02:17:27,505 --> 02:17:30,030 lf l close the main valve the inlet will be locked. 2143 02:17:30,141 --> 02:17:32,837 Close it quickly, Banta, do it. 2144 02:17:33,945 --> 02:17:35,469 Silence! 2145 02:17:36,648 --> 02:17:37,842 Silence! 2146 02:17:39,551 --> 02:17:42,384 l want to say something! 2147 02:17:46,057 --> 02:17:47,354 Brother. 2148 02:17:48,593 --> 02:17:54,725 When l tried to propose to Puja, you hit me. l fell. 2149 02:17:59,604 --> 02:18:04,371 When l tried to get married, l got divorced. Got divorced. 2150 02:18:04,843 --> 02:18:06,071 Cheers! 2151 02:18:08,013 --> 02:18:10,675 l tried to commit suicide, Sandy saved me.. 2152 02:18:11,182 --> 02:18:14,117 l got a new life. 2153 02:18:18,123 --> 02:18:20,921 And today.. when l came here to tell you the truth.. 2154 02:18:21,426 --> 02:18:24,953 ..my secret was revealed before l could reveal it. 2155 02:18:29,734 --> 02:18:32,862 And now.. now, look l'm so unfortunate. 2156 02:18:33,772 --> 02:18:36,935 l want to express my sorrow. 2157 02:18:37,842 --> 02:18:40,777 But l'm laughing away. 2158 02:18:57,162 --> 02:19:00,825 Fate has always given me bad luck. 2159 02:19:05,904 --> 02:19:08,099 l'm just a bad omen. 2160 02:19:11,209 --> 02:19:14,838 l never had any luck since childhood. 2161 02:19:20,218 --> 02:19:25,155 l am a jinx. 2162 02:19:26,257 --> 02:19:30,557 Just a loser. Just a loser. 2163 02:19:53,818 --> 02:19:56,252 l could've lied and married you. 2164 02:19:57,689 --> 02:20:02,217 But l'd rather tell the truth and lose you. 2165 02:20:04,996 --> 02:20:06,520 Any home which is based on lies 2166 02:20:06,631 --> 02:20:07,996 ..is not a home 2167 02:20:10,568 --> 02:20:12,502 Even though you mean the world to me. 2168 02:20:12,737 --> 02:20:14,068 And you know it. 2169 02:20:19,911 --> 02:20:26,646 Sir. l'm a bad omen, but not a liar. 2170 02:20:30,021 --> 02:20:31,283 l'm sorry, sir. 2171 02:20:32,957 --> 02:20:34,117 l'm sorry. 2172 02:20:37,195 --> 02:20:39,288 Brother, you're both looking very nice. 2173 02:20:39,664 --> 02:20:40,892 Nice, happy family. 2174 02:20:42,233 --> 02:20:45,862 Will you protect me.. 2175 02:20:46,905 --> 02:20:50,068 ..just like my brother did for so many years? - Yes. 2176 02:20:51,876 --> 02:20:53,571 l misunderstood you. 2177 02:20:54,312 --> 02:20:55,711 l'm really sorry. 2178 02:21:11,329 --> 02:21:13,820 You just said that you don't lie. 2179 02:21:15,066 --> 02:21:17,330 But you lied again while leaving. 2180 02:21:19,771 --> 02:21:22,763 Yes, it's a lie that you're a jinxed 2181 02:21:23,975 --> 02:21:29,311 Because any man Sandy loves can not be jinxed 2182 02:21:31,850 --> 02:21:33,078 You two aren't getting engaged tomorrow.. 2183 02:21:34,118 --> 02:21:35,312 ..you two are getting married. 2184 02:21:36,621 --> 02:21:37,781 l've got my eyes on you. 2185 02:21:51,336 --> 02:21:59,869 ''When someone finds true love..'' 2186 02:22:00,211 --> 02:22:05,171 Papa, l don't have any left right problem. - ls it? - Yes. 2187 02:22:06,818 --> 02:22:09,685 l have right left problem. 2188 02:22:09,787 --> 02:22:12,312 ''..bad luck and jinx vanishes.'' 2189 02:22:12,423 --> 02:22:15,688 Dear, it was my fault that l didn't like Benny. 2190 02:22:15,793 --> 02:22:16,885 ''The house is full of happiness.'' 2191 02:22:16,995 --> 02:22:18,326 You won and l lost. 2192 02:22:18,429 --> 02:22:22,866 ''There won't be any bad luck, any longer.'' 2193 02:22:23,134 --> 02:22:26,797 ''lt's true.'' 2194 02:22:26,905 --> 02:22:29,066 ''He's not a loser.'' 2195 02:22:29,173 --> 02:22:31,664 ''No, not a loser.'' 2196 02:22:32,043 --> 02:22:35,843 ''He's such a winner.'' 2197 02:22:36,347 --> 02:22:38,281 ''He's not a loser.'' 2198 02:22:38,383 --> 02:22:40,647 ''No more a loser.'' 2199 02:22:41,219 --> 02:22:45,383 ''He's such a winner.'' 2200 02:22:55,166 --> 02:22:56,292 Cut. 2201 02:22:58,970 --> 02:23:00,870 Cut. 2202 02:23:04,709 --> 02:23:08,975 ''Friday the 13th is a bad omen.'' 2203 02:23:09,213 --> 02:23:14,378 ''He's jinxed, that's his fate.'' - Thank you. 2204 02:23:24,362 --> 02:23:30,062 Will you get such a husband who'll.. - Cut. 2205 02:23:34,238 --> 02:23:42,907 ''But it's no match for his birthday.'' 2206 02:23:43,014 --> 02:23:47,451 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 2207 02:23:47,919 --> 02:23:51,446 ''You'd never have come across a loser like him.'' 2208 02:23:51,756 --> 02:23:56,193 ''No more a loser.'' 2209 02:23:56,794 --> 02:24:00,423 ''Everybody is a winner.'' 2210 02:24:00,832 --> 02:24:03,130 Welcome to.. 2211 02:24:03,534 --> 02:24:07,265 Welcome. Mama mia. 2212 02:24:08,473 --> 02:24:11,306 Happy birthday Sajid! 2213 02:24:19,517 --> 02:24:21,109 Drinks for everybody. 2214 02:24:21,219 --> 02:24:23,380 Cheers! 2215 02:24:28,960 --> 02:24:32,157 ''He's a winner.''