1 00:02:18,190 --> 00:02:19,150 Good morning. 2 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:22,269 - Good morning. - Time to get up. 3 00:02:22,270 --> 00:02:23,440 Good, good. 4 00:03:09,610 --> 00:03:11,250 Oh, what happened? 5 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:14,000 Mom has dropped dad. 6 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,100 - Time to get up. - Uh-huh. 7 00:03:33,860 --> 00:03:35,760 - Do you hear? - Uh-huh. 8 00:04:06,910 --> 00:04:12,160 Kalinka-Malinka Malinka is mine! In the garden raspberry is mine! 9 00:04:32,580 --> 00:04:35,080 - Get up, get up! - Oh, I do not want to! 10 00:04:43,770 --> 00:04:46,800 Oh ... Oh ... Hello! 11 00:04:48,550 --> 00:04:52,699 I come to you with best regards, to tell that the sun had risen. 12 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:56,000 That it with a hot light on sheets fluttered. 13 00:04:56,170 --> 00:05:02,170 That the forest is awaken all woke up with every branch. 14 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,350 - Dickhead! - I see. 15 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:18,760 Oy-wey-wey! 16 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,450 Yes, this is me. Why? 17 00:05:34,890 --> 00:05:38,030 And who should do this? I? And what are you going to do? 18 00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:41,430 You did good for yourself! 19 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:47,470 Or maybe the opposite? You will do something for which you are paid 20 00:05:47,540 --> 00:05:51,470 and I'll be calling you and asking how's it going? 21 00:05:51,780 --> 00:05:53,190 Yes ... Yes no yes ... 22 00:05:54,690 --> 00:05:59,560 But do not press this issue. I'm not a union rep, but from the administration. 23 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:02,209 If you do not feel well - Take a sick day off. 24 00:06:02,210 --> 00:06:05,769 If the work is too hard - find another job. We'll trasfer you! 25 00:06:05,770 --> 00:06:10,099 Oh, you do not want that? Then keep coming to your current job 26 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:12,730 and please do it well. That'd be all. 27 00:06:16,980 --> 00:06:19,240 Galina Arkadyevna, can I go? 28 00:06:20,140 --> 00:06:24,219 Tell Nikolaychikov to bring the draft of that memo to me first thing in the morning. 29 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:25,200 He already left. 30 00:06:26,940 --> 00:06:29,630 - How could he? - All are gone, it's past 6 o'clock. 31 00:06:30,150 --> 00:06:31,860 And the phone girl has left too. 32 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:37,409 - And my dear deputy, is he also gone? - No, he's still here. 33 00:06:37,410 --> 00:06:39,810 He wouldn't leave while you're here. 34 00:06:41,410 --> 00:06:42,630 How is your baby? 35 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:44,960 He said his first word. 36 00:06:46,370 --> 00:06:47,270 'Mommy'? 'Daddy'? 37 00:06:48,870 --> 00:06:49,770 'Give'! 38 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:55,689 Well, Galina Arkadyevna? 39 00:06:55,690 --> 00:06:57,710 - See you tomorrow! - Yes, yes, yes. 40 00:06:58,540 --> 00:07:00,820 - Have a seat - What ... 41 00:07:04,770 --> 00:07:06,820 Sit down, sit down. 42 00:07:13,030 --> 00:07:16,099 - Nikolaichikov is already gone? - Naturally. 43 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:19,269 Naturally for whom? For him or for you? 44 00:07:19,270 --> 00:07:21,999 - For labor regulations. - I see... 45 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,260 Has he prepared the memo draft? 46 00:07:24,450 --> 00:07:28,239 - I do not know, he did not say anything. - And you, of course, did not ask. 47 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:32,389 - But you never mentioned that I should. - But you could have guessed. 48 00:07:32,390 --> 00:07:37,229 Well, we will be doing this with you now. Bring the data for the last month. 49 00:07:37,230 --> 00:07:39,300 - What now? - Yes, now. 50 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:40,780 So late at night? 51 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:45,500 You and I have no fixed working hours, my dear! 52 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,460 Look, I do not understand. 53 00:07:49,930 --> 00:07:52,859 - What did not you understand? - I just do not understand 54 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:55,500 Don't you have anything to do at home? 55 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:01,180 - Are you in the workers committee now? - What does it have to do with it? 56 00:08:01,910 --> 00:08:05,409 Why did you become interested in my private life then all of a sudden? 57 00:08:05,410 --> 00:08:11,090 Not at all. But, look at all women. Exactly at 6pm they are all gone. 58 00:08:11,940 --> 00:08:15,690 - As if a typhoon blew them all away. And you? - And you? 59 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,630 Me? A different story. 60 00:08:19,650 --> 00:08:21,250 I stay here out of respect for you. 61 00:08:21,930 --> 00:08:26,700 Out of solidarity, so to speak, between business people. 62 00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:29,490 But it is as if I sit on pins and needles. 63 00:08:29,930 --> 00:08:32,180 My wife gave me a big errand list. 64 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:36,599 - Well, you go then. If you need - go. - Yes? Can I? 65 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:40,720 Of course, my dear. I do not want to upset your wife. 66 00:08:41,380 --> 00:08:45,060 But no ... I'll stay. Of the two evils ... 67 00:08:48,740 --> 00:08:54,740 - I'm curious. Are you like this at home too? - Yes, yes. 68 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,410 How so? Please tell me. 69 00:09:09,490 --> 00:09:10,960 Where are you, baby? 70 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,990 Here I am. Right here. 71 00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:17,880 Here. 72 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,350 Where are you? Where are you? 73 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:27,650 In the bathroom or something? 74 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:34,990 Here I am! 75 00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:45,670 - Did anyone call me? - No. 76 00:09:50,780 --> 00:09:53,300 It's better not to tell her today. 77 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:57,220 It's OK. I know my mom quite well. 78 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:01,960 - Well, give her some time to calm down. - Okay. 79 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:12,950 - Mom! Mom! - Yes? 80 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:15,960 - We are going to have a baby. - For dinner? 81 00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:18,500 Mom, look at me. 82 00:10:18,830 --> 00:10:20,660 - Well, look at me! - What? 83 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:23,440 Do you understand what I'm saying? No? 84 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:29,450 - Why did I not understand? I understand perfectly. - Really? 85 00:10:30,950 --> 00:10:36,739 You again invited guests and my sleep will suffer because of your dancing. 86 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:40,450 Mommy! You simply drive us crazy! 87 00:10:41,180 --> 00:10:46,269 - By the way, Igor was right when he says that you ... - Well, I did not quite say so. 88 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,260 - And by the way... - Yes? 89 00:10:48,290 --> 00:10:50,939 Why did you let him talk like that about your mother? 90 00:10:50,940 --> 00:10:54,440 Mommy, I do not allow. But sometimes he's right. 91 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,930 If your dad were alive 92 00:10:59,230 --> 00:11:04,780 he would never have allowed to humiliate me in my own house. 93 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:10,840 Nobody degrades you. And by the way, mother, in your own house 94 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:15,149 you could be more attentive to your own daughter 95 00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:17,290 and to your own son in law. 96 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,899 - First of all, he is not my own. - Really? 97 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:23,760 I did not choose him. 98 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:30,249 Secondly, you did not even ask me whether I approve of your choice. 99 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,960 And then you act all surprised. 100 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:36,399 - Mom, stop it! - I have stopped a long time ago. 101 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,920 - Really? - Yes, and you did not even notice. 102 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,290 I ceased to be the woman of the house. 103 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:49,870 I stopped doing what I want, to wear what I want, to eat what I want. 104 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:56,990 To sleep as much as I want. Now I have to pay attention to your needs 105 00:11:57,460 --> 00:12:00,520 and question, whether it will suit my dearest son-in-law. 106 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:03,460 - No one asked you for sacrifices. - Really? 107 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,410 - Really. - When about this stranger in the house? 108 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,340 Mommy, he is no stranger. 109 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:12,650 Thank you. Wait till you have kids. 110 00:12:14,490 --> 00:12:16,330 I'll wait, it'll be soon enough. 111 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:21,000 But you should not hurry with such serious matter. 112 00:12:21,110 --> 00:12:25,670 Live a little, enjoy each other, and maybe then ... 113 00:12:25,890 --> 00:12:28,700 Mummy, we have enjoyed enough. 114 00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:33,010 Wait a minute ... 115 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:38,740 - Do you mean to say that you ... - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!! 116 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:40,760 Oh boy. 117 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:44,799 How did you find the time? 118 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:48,720 It happened a couple of months ago. That's what the doctor said. 119 00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:55,370 Well. And I find this out just like this. 120 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,618 Mommy, why "just like this", 121 00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:02,119 when I came here with the news you said, "for dinner"? 122 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,689 - So you didn't invite guests for dinner? - No, calm down. 123 00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:05,890 Calm down? 124 00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:11,679 - Calm down after all that I heard? - Mother, dear, take it easy. 125 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:14,750 - I will go through this quite well. - And I? 126 00:13:14,790 --> 00:13:17,560 Mom, you don't have to do everything. 127 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,480 You will just give us a little help. 128 00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:23,240 I will have to do all the chores. 129 00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:26,500 Did you ask me at all? 130 00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:30,719 - Before you were done enjoying each other? - Mom, well ... 131 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:35,589 - Did you ask me if I want to give up my own life? - Mom ... 132 00:13:35,590 --> 00:13:37,240 Why always 'Mom'? 133 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:43,010 Forgive me, Galina Arkadyevna. Lida, mother is probably right. 134 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:47,619 Raising dauther by yourself, without husband. And thinking that in the old age 135 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:52,109 you will get some help and care. But just the opposite happens. The opposite! 136 00:13:52,110 --> 00:13:55,319 - Mom, but we do everything we can! - Yes, especially him. 137 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:59,029 - He has no time, he writes his thesis. - He would be better off helping here! 138 00:13:59,030 --> 00:14:00,980 Why would it actually be better? 139 00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:16,760 - Oh well. And she'll say that I broke it. - Igor, do not worry! 140 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,590 But in fact, I do not worry too much. 141 00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:27,710 - What if your dad bought it? - He could not stand it. 142 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,209 - Why did he buy it then that? - And he did not buy it. 143 00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:34,059 Igor, my dad detested shopping. 144 00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:35,050 - Really? - Yes. 145 00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:40,409 But according to your mother, everything here was bought by your dad. 146 00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:45,480 Oh, Igor. You are so naive. People like legends. 147 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:46,860 - Really? - Yes. 148 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:54,820 We will have a little boy. 149 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,190 No, a little girl. 150 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:02,190 I see.. 151 00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:10,690 - Be careful not to drop it! - Well, Igor, well done! 152 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:13,600 What is its weight, Igor? 153 00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:19,009 Igor, how do you hold it? Such a klutz. What a clumsy buffoon! 154 00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:20,580 Let me do it! You don't know how. 155 00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:25,400 - Careful with the head! - Careful with the briefcase. 156 00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:40,790 No, no, no. This is the most dangerous place. You sit here. Lida! 157 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,320 Lida, shut the window, the girl might catch cold! 158 00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:52,420 No, no, no! You go in the next car! Girl needs air. Thank you. 159 00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:03,579 Lenochka, your mom now goes to work, where she'll play different kinds of songs, 160 00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:07,910 and you stay with your granny. Okay, little one? - Lenulenka! 161 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,480 Daddy also must leave. 162 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:15,390 Listen well to your granny, so she will take care of you the next time as well. 163 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,950 - How is Lenochka? - Good. 164 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,350 Tonight I'll be back late. 165 00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:29,579 - Mommy, must you go? - Yes, I have a conference today. 166 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:32,549 Mommy, dear, but I have the final rehearsal! 167 00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:33,739 I need to go, if only for an hour! 168 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:35,870 - Mommy dear! - But Igor is here. 169 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:43,589 I can not. Today Kuzma is defending his thesis. I already am very late! 170 00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:48,010 Well, I do not know, I have the city conference with a seat on the podium. 171 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:52,420 Lenusik, aou! Tonight I'll be late. 172 00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,670 Well, that's that. 173 00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:05,540 I say, we have to move out. - But this is my mother. 174 00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:10,509 Parents need to be loved from afar. The farther, the better. 175 00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:14,579 - You do not think at all about her. - Why do I not think? I think. 176 00:17:14,579 --> 00:17:17,249 Another thing is - what exactly I think about her. 177 00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:22,930 Igor! Igorechek! Well, dear, nicey! 178 00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:27,760 It tickles! It tickles! 179 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,650 Well, you're already late. 180 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,340 Oh, you always 181 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,260 exploit my weaknesses. 182 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,810 Well, this can not go on like this. Either we move out or 183 00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:51,069 let her take a sabbatical for a year. - Igor, she lives to work. 184 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,249 Wazzup? Wazzup, my sweetheart? 185 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:56,669 Well, talk to her, you have nothing to lose, after all. 186 00:17:56,670 --> 00:18:01,550 - I risk becoming an orphan. Better you talk. - You prefer to become a widow? 187 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,510 I cannot. I'm the public enemy number one. 188 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:09,269 Enemy number one is her deputy. You are number two. You have to be more modest. 189 00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:10,670 Little one, I go now. 190 00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:18,400 My daughters, daughters, dear daughters! 191 00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:23,300 Where are you, my nights out? Where are you, my nightingales? 192 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,930 Excuse me, please. It'll take a second. 193 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,710 Well, your professor? Did he sign? 194 00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:49,370 No, he chased me out like a little boy. 195 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:54,160 - Yes ... Igor, you did it. - But I did almost nothing! 196 00:18:54,850 --> 00:18:57,909 - What can be done in this domestic environment? - But this is your child. 197 00:18:57,910 --> 00:19:03,880 - So what, a baby? What am I supposed to do, take a paternity leave? - Lida! 198 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:07,060 Wait a second! Do not scream, you're not at home. 199 00:19:08,090 --> 00:19:08,990 Sorry. 200 00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:13,370 And at home, am I really home? 201 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:24,930 - Mom! - What? 202 00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:26,970 Listen. 203 00:19:28,370 --> 00:19:31,290 - Go ahead. - But keep calm, okay? 204 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,089 - Well, what did he invent now? - Why always he? 205 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,469 - Can I have my own opinion? - Why not, have it. 206 00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:42,250 - But yours resembles someone else's. - You are unbearable. 207 00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:47,559 - It's okay, it'll end soon and you will breathe freely. - Have you no shame? 208 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,580 Today you are such a ... 209 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:55,500 Okay. Spit it out. What have you got there? 210 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,330 Mom. 211 00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:04,570 Lately you always feel kind of sick, tired. You are working too much. 212 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,759 So tell me that now you give a damn! 213 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:11,099 Who will work if not me? You can't do nothing on your own. 214 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,250 Why me again? What did I do now? 215 00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:15,000 It will pass. 216 00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:20,710 - Mummy, you need to think about yourself. - Really? Or maybe about you? 217 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:26,689 - It became so hard to talk to you! - This is because you try so rarely. 218 00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:30,990 - All right, go ahead. What have you got? - If you are like this, then nothing. 219 00:20:32,510 --> 00:20:35,510 No sweat, you think I understand nothing? 220 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,090 You want me to quit my job. 221 00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:47,160 Mom, don't you see? Now I have my maternity leave, right? 222 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,539 But they cannot keep replacing me all the time. 223 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:54,549 The artists hate when their accompanists change all the time. 224 00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:57,550 If I leave for a long time, they will all run away. 225 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:01,579 And I will accompany old geezers in the retirement houses. 226 00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:05,690 And when you decided to have a baby, did you think about it? 227 00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:10,490 Or you just counted on me? 228 00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:16,469 You thought just to give birth and someone else will raise the child? 229 00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:19,840 No, my dear. Nothing like this. 230 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:25,009 Because, thank God, in my life are interests other than diapers. 231 00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:30,280 - Mom, but she's your granddaughter! - First of all, she's your daughter! 232 00:21:30,630 --> 00:21:33,870 By the way, I raised you without a grandmother. 233 00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:37,770 And did it well! But now, look at you. 234 00:21:56,390 --> 00:21:58,340 - Igor! - Quiet, she is still sleeping. 235 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:02,620 - Mom said no. - Well, that was expected. 236 00:22:06,530 --> 00:22:09,740 - Igorechek, are you tired? - Of course, baby. 237 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:14,760 - I'm tired too. What do we do now? - We need to hire a nanny. 238 00:22:14,990 --> 00:22:17,399 Oh, that's it? Such a piece of cake. 239 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:22,549 Why? I have read that the nanny can be found through the Bureau of Good Services. 240 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,680 You should read less fiction. 241 00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:30,109 Igor, I do not know what else to do. I already canceled two rehearsals. A scandal is brewing! 242 00:22:30,110 --> 00:22:34,059 Lida, you have to understand that we cannot at all rely on the mother. 243 00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:37,849 Indeed, why not invite a nurse through the Bureau of Good Services? 244 00:22:37,850 --> 00:22:40,219 It is equally impossible as to persuade my mother. 245 00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:42,789 Lida, you should have more faith in the service sector. 246 00:22:42,790 --> 00:22:48,790 Why? It is like believing in God! Nobody knows if he exists, but some still believe! 247 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:51,830 I'll come back late. 248 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:53,860 All the best. 249 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:57,070 Why are you standing there, unload the bags. 250 00:22:57,300 --> 00:23:00,310 And why are you angry, why? 251 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,340 Greetings from the Bureau of Good Services. 252 00:23:07,630 --> 00:23:10,299 - My name is Efrosinya Fedorovna. - Hello. 253 00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:13,470 - Hello. Good baby. - Yes. 254 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:14,930 Nice, small. 255 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,469 - But heavy. - Heavy. 256 00:23:18,470 --> 00:23:21,770 Too heavy. No, it doesn't work. 257 00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:24,720 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 258 00:23:26,810 --> 00:23:27,870 Goodbye. 259 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,740 Greetings from the Bureau of Good Services. 260 00:23:43,420 --> 00:23:46,190 So who needs a nanny? You? 261 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,160 No miss, we do not need a babysitter. Sorry. 262 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:51,820 That hurts. 263 00:24:08,890 --> 00:24:13,559 - So you say that you are a babysitter. - Is my gender a problem? 264 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:19,560 - Not at all. We do not discriminate. - Maybe my education isn't good enough? 265 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,650 I have a higher technical education. 266 00:24:23,580 --> 00:24:27,310 - And what do you need for your boy? - It's a girl. 267 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:36,380 That's Lenochka. Say hello to the gentleman. Hello! 268 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:41,660 - How old is he? - Nine months. 269 00:24:43,140 --> 00:24:44,120 Her daddy. 270 00:24:48,190 --> 00:24:49,150 He looks like him. 271 00:24:51,210 --> 00:24:53,880 "She". It is a girl. "She". 272 00:24:54,210 --> 00:24:59,489 - You see, the thing is that I prefer working with boys. - Why so? 273 00:24:59,490 --> 00:25:01,140 They are more sociable. 274 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:08,499 You know, she has a masculine character, very quiet, right? 275 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,070 Little one, what is it now? What? 276 00:25:11,370 --> 00:25:15,220 The thing is that I do not like when children are silent. 277 00:25:16,130 --> 00:25:19,670 It is not natural, it is suspicious, you know. 278 00:25:19,990 --> 00:25:22,039 - I have a sedatephobia. - What now? 279 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:26,640 It's a fear of silence. Sedatephobia. I'm afraid of the silence, very afraid. 280 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:31,620 - Unfortunately, she sometimes cries. - Yeah, you know, when you swing her. 281 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,620 Really? 282 00:25:33,870 --> 00:25:37,000 The thing is, that I like to swing children. 283 00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:41,010 It calms me somehow. I have a neurosis. 284 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,970 I see. But we can think of something. 285 00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:50,400 you can put the girl to bed, and keep rocking an empty stroller. 286 00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:54,299 The thing is that I love when the child is in the stroller. 287 00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:58,800 I need to move more, you know? It's good for my back. 288 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,099 Won't you get tired to move all the time? And will the child get tired 289 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:05,519 if she keeps moving with you? 290 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:10,329 Did they mention in the Bureau that I work only three days a week? 291 00:26:10,330 --> 00:26:14,370 I attend a group in the community center. Artistic whistling. 292 00:26:14,405 --> 00:26:17,200 - What again? - Whistling. Artistic. 293 00:26:26,660 --> 00:26:31,770 Oh, darling, listen how he whistles! Oh how he whistles! 294 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,230 And how many people will be here? 295 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:38,519 That is all of us, and we all work, 296 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:42,320 so all day long no one is here, and sometimes in the evening neither. 297 00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:47,590 The thing is that I love when there is someone around to talk to. 298 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,179 - I have Sedatephobia. - You already said that. 299 00:26:51,180 --> 00:26:54,710 Really. When did I manage? Did I really? 300 00:26:58,460 --> 00:26:59,480 Sclerosis! 301 00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:46,140 Yes. Yes, it's me. 302 00:27:49,350 --> 00:27:55,350 Well, say she cannot do this. But a simple porridge she knows how? 303 00:27:55,430 --> 00:27:59,980 Then what kind of nanny is she, just an amateur! Fire her! 304 00:28:01,310 --> 00:28:06,019 No, no, not one of our Bureau, they all are the same. How is Serezhenka? 305 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,470 Did you take his temperature? 306 00:28:08,910 --> 00:28:12,410 Well, I told you it's nothing. Yes, yes. 307 00:28:12,790 --> 00:28:16,220 I finish in 37 minutes. Plus the commute. 308 00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:19,030 Yes. Kisses. 309 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,280 Pancakes, pancakes. 310 00:28:29,570 --> 00:28:32,650 Pancakes, pancakes! 311 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:38,030 - What does the future hold for me? - Good day. 312 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,769 - Good day, good day. - How is our little girl? 313 00:28:40,770 --> 00:28:43,260 Alright, thank you. He's better. 314 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:47,080 - Who is better? - Who? Our boy. 315 00:28:47,870 --> 00:28:50,899 - But we have a girl. - You have a girl, but we have a boy. 316 00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:54,290 - Who, "we"? - We, i.e. my daughter. 317 00:28:54,530 --> 00:28:58,119 - Funny, what about your daughter? - What about her, what about her? 318 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,629 What? She's my daughter, I'm her father. 319 00:29:00,630 --> 00:29:03,189 I'm asking you about our daughter, and not yours. 320 00:29:03,190 --> 00:29:06,299 - You have a girl, and we have a boy, I'm telling you. - Really? 321 00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:08,479 - Yes. - But in this case it's all the same. 322 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:13,740 You know, I prefer to work with boys. They are more reliable. 323 00:29:15,410 --> 00:29:19,580 What does the future hold for me? 324 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:23,289 Sorry, but why would you then take care of little girls? 325 00:29:23,290 --> 00:29:26,959 Why? I help my daughter to earn for her nanny. 326 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,849 Why not babysit your own grandson? 327 00:29:29,850 --> 00:29:30,889 You know, it's not good for me. 328 00:29:30,890 --> 00:29:31,800 - Really? - Yes. 329 00:29:31,860 --> 00:29:36,390 - I do not understand. - The thing is, I cannot be stressed. 330 00:29:36,670 --> 00:29:39,739 - I have a high blood pressure. - You don't worry about other people? 331 00:29:39,740 --> 00:29:43,110 Of course not. Why would I? You worry about him. 332 00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:47,779 - What does the future ... - How can you be so cold to the child? 333 00:29:47,780 --> 00:29:51,900 Why do you care about my emotions? What do you want from me? 334 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,830 A good service, I reckon. 335 00:29:55,570 --> 00:29:58,630 And you have it, for the set price. 336 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,100 Are not you ashamed? You should be. 337 00:30:03,380 --> 00:30:08,349 If you keep insulting me on my duties 338 00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:12,499 I will leave. I, by the way, quit my job when my daughter gave birth. 339 00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:17,979 - And where were you working? - Me? Vice head of Engineering dept. 340 00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:20,999 - However, it does not matter. - What are you doing? 341 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,000 Enough! We will manage somehow 342 00:30:24,050 --> 00:30:26,559 with our family affairs without your assistance. 343 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,889 And you can go now. All the best! 344 00:30:28,890 --> 00:30:34,130 Please, please, nurse him yourself if you are so compassionate. 345 00:30:34,230 --> 00:30:38,840 - Now mommy Galya will take you for a walk. - Poor girl. 346 00:30:40,370 --> 00:30:43,630 Little one. This is not a good man. 347 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,970 He is a heartless man. 348 00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:01,390 This is probably Kuzma. Quiet! 349 00:31:06,290 --> 00:31:07,590 Very funny. 350 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,330 I have your nanny fired. 351 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,999 Mommy, oh, how good of you to come. We have guests. 352 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,620 - Make acquaintance, Mom. - Hello. 353 00:31:30,050 --> 00:31:33,860 Galina Arkadyevna, shall we dance? 354 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:39,570 Okay. 355 00:31:44,850 --> 00:31:48,590 I beg you, do not tell this to Lida now. 356 00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:53,250 I almost had a heart attack. God knows who it was in our home. 357 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,179 You could've invited a rocket scientist. 358 00:31:56,180 --> 00:32:01,020 You see, good nanny is hard to find. This needs to be taken into account. 359 00:32:01,030 --> 00:32:03,989 And I should be ignored?! You may think that your wife 360 00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:09,660 has many mothers and a loss of one does not matter. - Nonsense. 361 00:32:10,110 --> 00:32:12,510 - It matters. - You behave. 362 00:32:52,950 --> 00:32:53,850 Troshkin! 363 00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:57,330 Troshkin! Troshkin! 364 00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:02,630 Troshkin! Wait a minute, my dear. Wait a second. 365 00:33:05,210 --> 00:33:10,920 Well, my little one, are you not sleeping? Your parents cannot make you sleep. 366 00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:13,249 - My baby, what is with you? - You see 367 00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:15,159 or, rather hear, that Lida is busy. Really ... 368 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:18,529 You can not make life easier for one at the expense of another person! 369 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:22,439 Of course she's wet. And no one would change the diaper of my precious! 370 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:25,010 Nobody will bring a dry one! 371 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:31,210 But really, no one would change her diaper. Well, shall we? 372 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:36,309 And, by the way, this is your baby. And to count on someone - I know ... 373 00:33:36,310 --> 00:33:39,369 What is with you, little one, mommy Galia will change you. 374 00:33:39,370 --> 00:33:43,369 Tell Lida to bring dry diapers! Well, my little? 375 00:33:43,370 --> 00:33:46,659 Now, darling, daddy will tell mommy to give him a dry diaper 376 00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:49,319 he will carry it to the granny, and granny will change you 377 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:53,029 and give the dirty one to daddy, he will carry it to mommy, and she has a 378 00:33:53,030 --> 00:33:56,579 recital tomorrow. I wonder what she will play tomorrow? 379 00:33:56,580 --> 00:33:59,679 And when they want to have recitals, people do not make children. 380 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,409 One or the other. True, my little? 381 00:34:02,410 --> 00:34:06,849 So in fact, Lenochka, all other girls and boys with kind grandmothers 382 00:34:06,850 --> 00:34:10,999 have both. - And we will not answer to rude people. 383 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,059 They can be rude. But you will grow better. 384 00:34:14,060 --> 00:34:17,349 - What do you mean, what are you trying to say? - She wants to say ... 385 00:34:17,350 --> 00:34:20,859 She wants to say, that to play a little with the baby is easy. 386 00:34:20,860 --> 00:34:22,649 Even a stranger can do it. 387 00:34:22,650 --> 00:34:25,879 - So, I'm a stranger to you? - I never said that. 388 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,900 At least you are honest! 389 00:34:30,570 --> 00:34:31,470 Lida! 390 00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:36,380 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 391 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,199 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 392 00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:40,219 Oh, what a beautiful child! 393 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,559 This is our Lenochka. Lenochka, come here, come here. 394 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,800 - She, by the way, looks like you. - Thank you. 395 00:34:47,060 --> 00:34:49,750 Goodbye. Take care. All is well. 396 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,860 Goodbye, uncle! Goodbye! 397 00:34:53,730 --> 00:34:54,980 Best of luck! 398 00:34:57,620 --> 00:35:01,050 Have you heard what your husband is saying now? 399 00:35:03,460 --> 00:35:05,490 He said that I am your enemy. 400 00:35:05,540 --> 00:35:08,219 This is not true! I never said that. Why are you lying? 401 00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:11,529 Then why do you live with me? If you do not want - let's separate! 402 00:35:11,530 --> 00:35:14,299 - Nonsense, why separate? - Live like you want! 403 00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:18,140 - Raise the child yourself, I've had enough! - Mommy! 404 00:35:21,670 --> 00:35:27,670 *Along the Piterskaya* 405 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:33,690 *and the Tverskaya.* Hello - Hello. 406 00:35:35,010 --> 00:35:36,489 - Hello. - Hello. 407 00:35:36,490 --> 00:35:39,259 - Hello, Lida. Hello - Hello. 408 00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:40,710 Come in please. 409 00:35:41,660 --> 00:35:46,360 - Such a talent! - *With little bells ...* 410 00:35:50,190 --> 00:35:53,440 Oh, my dear, are you still waiting? Well, excuse me. 411 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,780 Yes. Fun. We are having fun, yes. 412 00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:01,500 We better talk tomorrow. Goodbye. 413 00:36:28,570 --> 00:36:30,259 - Hello. - Do you want to see me? 414 00:36:30,260 --> 00:36:32,879 - Perhaps. - Come in please, hello. 415 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,639 Only I've got a wooden floor, please take off your shoes and put on slippers? 416 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,330 - Of course. - Please. 417 00:36:38,790 --> 00:36:40,889 - Come in please. - Thank you. 418 00:36:40,890 --> 00:36:42,930 Come in. Do you want some tea? 419 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,459 - No, thank you. - Coffee? 420 00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:46,259 - Thank you. - Well, then a cigarette, please. 421 00:36:46,260 --> 00:36:48,469 - I do not smoke. - You know, I also do not smoke. 422 00:36:48,470 --> 00:36:52,809 You know, nicotine is harmful for the ligaments. I'm a singer. 423 00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:57,909 Ligaments are everything. Please, feel at home. Look. 424 00:36:57,910 --> 00:37:02,830 Do you recognize me in this role? It's a copy in oil. 425 00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:08,010 Do you recognize the hand? Not mine, of course. The hand of the artist? 426 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:13,590 You do not know? A shame. Sit down please. This is a great artist. 427 00:37:14,010 --> 00:37:18,580 But we will not name names. As they say, as long as the artist is alive 428 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:24,450 his personal life must remain private, in contrast to his art. 429 00:37:24,580 --> 00:37:26,459 - Are you an artist? - No. 430 00:37:26,460 --> 00:37:31,069 Really? I figured it out. I have a trained eye of a professional. 431 00:37:31,070 --> 00:37:35,220 I immediately see who is who, as they say in England. 432 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:38,369 - Were you in England? - No, did not have a chance, you know. 433 00:37:38,370 --> 00:37:39,460 But I was there. 434 00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:44,290 It's a wonderful, wonderful country. 435 00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:49,780 I was there on tour. Oh, the men there! 436 00:37:50,780 --> 00:37:53,500 All entirely gentlemen. 437 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,020 And such pronunciation! 438 00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:04,220 "To be or not to be?" 439 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:10,550 A? What a rhythm! And in translation: To be or not to be. 440 00:38:10,980 --> 00:38:12,880 Like a drum beat. 441 00:38:14,710 --> 00:38:19,600 I would only play Shakespeare in the original. 442 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,380 In his native language. 443 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:28,400 Art, in general, should be real, authentic. 444 00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:33,970 That's why I do not like the cinema. You know, it is somehow fake. 445 00:38:35,330 --> 00:38:39,600 I now have temporarily retired hence do not play in movies. 446 00:38:40,910 --> 00:38:42,940 In the past I was a ballerina. 447 00:38:43,890 --> 00:38:48,020 We have a very early retirement, due to adverse health effects. 448 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,210 Oh, what a dangerous profession! 449 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:55,880 - Must be careful, every minute can break a bone. - Yes. 450 00:38:56,050 --> 00:39:02,050 I would give to all of us, artists, a comprehensive insurance. 451 00:39:03,190 --> 00:39:07,800 Dancers for their feet, singers for the throat, writers for their hands. 452 00:39:08,870 --> 00:39:13,199 Well, let's not talk about sad things. Come on, get up. 453 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:17,809 Did you bring me some wool? I have no wool of my own. Turn around. 454 00:39:17,810 --> 00:39:23,710 I'll take your measurements, and you bring me the wool later. 455 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:29,359 Well, what are we going to knit? Choose, please, vest or sweater. 456 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,170 I'm sorry, what sweater? 457 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,750 I, you know, came about an exchange. 458 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,760 Here it is written, that you want to move in together with someone. 459 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,050 Oh, I got confused. 460 00:39:45,370 --> 00:39:47,809 - So ... - Excuse me, please. 461 00:39:47,810 --> 00:39:51,049 Not at all, for God's sake. So you want to move in together? 462 00:39:51,050 --> 00:39:51,950 Yes. 463 00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:54,090 I do want. 464 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,900 But I do not have anyone to move in with. 465 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,409 Why would you then publish the ad? 466 00:40:04,410 --> 00:40:09,550 Oh, young man! Honey, how can 467 00:40:10,380 --> 00:40:12,500 a single intelligent woman 468 00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:17,559 meet another single intelligent person? 469 00:40:17,870 --> 00:40:19,459 - Well? - You want to find a man? 470 00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:23,820 Sure. Who is most often moving out? Of course, 471 00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:29,770 those that are most often divorced. Is this true? Do you agree? 472 00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:31,940 Well, you have some nerve! 473 00:40:35,180 --> 00:40:38,949 - You ... You are an ambitious woman, I swear. - Really? 474 00:40:38,950 --> 00:40:40,989 - Honestly. - Yes, and with a pension. 475 00:40:40,990 --> 00:40:46,199 - You see, all is well! - Well, so what, do you think, I have a chance? 476 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,100 A chance? 477 00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:54,440 - I think, definitely. Especially you know, in the winter. - Why in the winter? 478 00:40:54,830 --> 00:40:57,160 Well, because you like knitting. 479 00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:03,620 - I'm leaving. - Go ahead. 480 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,680 Well, good-bye, good luck. 481 00:41:07,450 --> 00:41:10,190 - I wish you success. - Thank you very much. 482 00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:19,250 Hello. 483 00:41:26,330 --> 00:41:29,559 Zinulya, you said last time that you have a real estate broker? 484 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,530 Yes, but he drinks a lot. 485 00:41:32,570 --> 00:41:35,770 I do not care, he's sober sometimes. 486 00:41:35,990 --> 00:41:40,340 Sometimes, they say. I personally have not seen it. He messed up my whole kitchen. 487 00:41:41,390 --> 00:41:44,120 How? Only the kitchen? Not rooms? 488 00:41:44,980 --> 00:41:49,449 Well, the rooms are okay. He did wallpapers quite well, but the paint job is just awful. 489 00:41:49,450 --> 00:41:54,129 - Whom you talking about? - The painter Kopeikin. You asked about a painter? 490 00:41:54,130 --> 00:41:56,550 No. I'm talking about a broker. 491 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,979 I also have a broker, but he fears everything, even afraid of himself. 492 00:42:02,980 --> 00:42:04,050 Do you know his address? 493 00:42:04,950 --> 00:42:09,599 13 Green street, Apartment 5. Call three times and knock once. 494 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,100 Three times to call, one to knock. 495 00:42:17,090 --> 00:42:21,320 Two adjacent flats moving out. Two adjacent 496 00:42:21,890 --> 00:42:27,890 moving out. 22 meters, 11 plus 11, hotel type apartment 497 00:42:28,810 --> 00:42:30,670 kitchen two meters. 498 00:42:57,410 --> 00:42:59,410 - Who sent you? - Zina. 499 00:42:59,730 --> 00:43:01,989 - Did she warn you? - About what? 500 00:43:01,990 --> 00:43:05,230 - About the conspiracy. - Oh ... Yes, of course. 501 00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:13,609 - Did anyone see you in the building? - I think not. 502 00:43:13,610 --> 00:43:16,600 - You think. - Definitely no one. 503 00:43:19,590 --> 00:43:22,789 - And if someone asks why you're here? - Who would ask? 504 00:43:22,790 --> 00:43:26,560 - You know who. - Ah, but then I'll say that I ... 505 00:43:26,730 --> 00:43:29,420 You say, you got a wrong address. 506 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,310 That houses are similar, in fact they indeed look alike. 507 00:43:38,530 --> 00:43:40,130 So, what do you have? 508 00:43:41,340 --> 00:43:45,339 - A flat of 40 sq meters. - Say 'aunt' instead of apartment. 509 00:43:45,340 --> 00:43:48,060 The apartment is 'aunt'. The footage is 'age'. 510 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,910 How old is your 'aunt'? 511 00:43:51,700 --> 00:43:55,740 - Aunt Annie, probably 60 years old already. - Who's Annie? 512 00:43:55,780 --> 00:43:58,770 - Oh, excuse me. She's 40. - That's better. 513 00:43:59,620 --> 00:44:02,149 How many 'children' do you have? It means rooms. 514 00:44:02,150 --> 00:44:03,940 - Two. - Two, right? 515 00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:08,270 Footage? Sorry, 'age'? 516 00:44:09,550 --> 00:44:12,320 - Twenty-five and fifteen. - I see. 517 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:17,110 The younger, perhaps, is not old enough. Too young. 518 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:22,070 - Well, this is what I have. - I understand, but now 519 00:44:22,170 --> 00:44:25,710 a fifteen-year-old is hard to sell. Everyone wants older. 520 00:44:26,420 --> 00:44:29,240 - It is strange, before it was the opposite. - Come again? 521 00:44:30,380 --> 00:44:36,290 Well, you know, we do not want to have, so to speak, big 'aunts'. 522 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:41,580 We will be happy with two rather small, so to speak, 'aunties'. 523 00:44:42,370 --> 00:44:47,490 By the way, how are the 'niece' and her 'husband'? 524 00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:49,390 Are they together? Apart? 525 00:44:51,970 --> 00:44:53,430 Answer, are they together or separate? 526 00:44:55,540 --> 00:44:59,540 - What is that? - The bathroom, is it separate from the toilet? 527 00:44:59,810 --> 00:45:02,260 - Oh no. - What? You have no bathroom? 528 00:45:02,870 --> 00:45:04,700 Do you have a 'niece'? A 'husband'? 529 00:45:05,250 --> 00:45:07,640 No, I have a 'niece' and a 'husband'. 530 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:13,010 The 'niece' is all white, tiled up to the ceiling, and her 'husband' 531 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:17,570 is blond, he's white. He's Czech. - How come? 532 00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:21,510 - Czech? I don't deal with foreigners ... - Not at all. 533 00:45:22,260 --> 00:45:24,970 - It is an imported flush toilet. - Oh, that. 534 00:45:25,050 --> 00:45:26,880 - Yes. - You are confusing me. 535 00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:32,730 Oh, I forgot. The 'aunt' also has a 'granddaughter'. She's very big. 536 00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:36,880 - She could pass for a 'daughter'. - Are you talking about the kitchen? 537 00:45:38,340 --> 00:45:39,800 We're talking about 'aunt'! 538 00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,030 I hope your 'granddaughters' are also not tiny? 539 00:45:45,300 --> 00:45:48,859 You are entertaining. Sorry for the flattery. 540 00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:50,729 My son-in-law thinks so too. 541 00:45:50,730 --> 00:45:51,990 - 'Son-in-law'? - Yes. 542 00:45:52,890 --> 00:45:55,700 - That's a balcony, then. - Well, only for some. 543 00:45:57,010 --> 00:45:59,730 For me he is the husband of my daughter. 544 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:05,130 - Wait, wait. 'Daughter' is a room. - A room. 545 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:09,060 'Husband' is ... In that room. What would he be? 546 00:46:09,380 --> 00:46:10,910 Nothing good. 547 00:46:11,501 --> 00:46:13,975 Okay, stop confusing me with your real family! 548 00:46:13,976 --> 00:46:17,509 - I want to help you, but you're confusing me. - God, you are easily confused. 549 00:46:17,510 --> 00:46:20,190 Zina said that you're an experienced broker. 550 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:26,830 - I do not understand you! - I do not understand you. 551 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:32,389 - I would be pissed, were you not a lady. - Well, do not give me special treatment. 552 00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:36,550 How old are you, why are you so flirty about your real age? 553 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,410 - This is my footage! 554 00:46:41,150 --> 00:46:43,240 Funny ha-ha. Do you live alone? 555 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,160 No, with a 'room'. An adult 'room'. 556 00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,679 - Can you speak normally? - No. 557 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,020 I am under the spell of conspiracy. 558 00:46:53,270 --> 00:46:54,170 Listen. 559 00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:58,260 After all, this is what you need. 560 00:46:59,030 --> 00:47:01,980 Here! This is what she's looking for. 561 00:47:02,730 --> 00:47:05,090 I did not understand at first. 562 00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:11,130 Here's the address. Go there. 563 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,920 - Damn, I forgot the password. - And the name? 564 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,439 - Say you are from Uncle. - From Uncle Zina? 565 00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,500 No names. Just from Uncle. They will understand. 566 00:47:28,670 --> 00:47:29,999 - Wait a second. - But I'm in a hurry! 567 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:30,930 So am I. 568 00:47:41,850 --> 00:47:43,469 - Who are you from? - From Manya. 569 00:47:43,470 --> 00:47:45,669 - Did she warned you? - About what? 570 00:47:45,670 --> 00:47:48,480 - About what? About the conspiracy. - Of course she did. 571 00:47:48,660 --> 00:47:52,679 - Voila, my 'room', I mean my daughter. The elder. - Very pleased. 572 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,235 - Where are you going? - To Uncle. 573 00:47:54,270 --> 00:47:56,720 Say hello from Aunt, would you, please? 574 00:47:58,790 --> 00:48:02,740 Take a good look there. I am certain, it will please you. 575 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,390 - Hello. - Hello. 576 00:48:37,170 --> 00:48:38,070 What can I do for you? 577 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,420 I am from Uncle. 578 00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:44,100 A. .. I'm sorry? 579 00:48:45,230 --> 00:48:46,380 Uncle sent me. 580 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:49,810 Ah, I see. Please, come. 581 00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,900 You see, the thing is that my mom is not home. 582 00:48:57,930 --> 00:49:01,680 She will be here soon. You should talk to her. 583 00:49:02,530 --> 00:49:06,640 But, frankly, I wanted to see what you have. 584 00:49:06,930 --> 00:49:10,179 I think it can be done without your mother. 585 00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:14,849 Oh, I see now why you came. I initially thought you are looking for my mother. 586 00:49:14,850 --> 00:49:18,589 Of course I can show you myself. Only my room is a helluva mess. 587 00:49:18,590 --> 00:49:24,500 I would like to ask you to wait here, and I will clean it up so the light falls well. 588 00:49:25,030 --> 00:49:28,439 But do not worry, I am not too interested in your furniture. 589 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:32,280 Well understood. Indeed, the furniture can be an obstacle but 590 00:49:32,870 --> 00:49:37,359 I wouldn't move it out. - Of course, I would not suggest this. 591 00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,960 Yeah. Well, that's good. 592 00:49:43,010 --> 00:49:45,699 - Now what? - Tell me, how do you prefer? 593 00:49:45,700 --> 00:49:50,590 - How do you like it: in a frame or on the stretcher? - What do you mean? 594 00:49:51,190 --> 00:49:53,820 - What? The paintings, of course. - What paintings? 595 00:49:54,770 --> 00:49:57,400 - Those that you came here to see. - Me? 596 00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,649 Of course you, I've seen them already. 597 00:50:00,650 --> 00:50:01,930 Why the paintings? 598 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:07,150 I do not know why. Probably because I'm an artist. 599 00:50:08,180 --> 00:50:12,050 I do not understand anything. How does this concern you? 600 00:50:12,860 --> 00:50:15,760 And what does it have to do with your uncle? 601 00:50:16,870 --> 00:50:20,570 I do not know. He said that you would understand. 602 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:22,100 Really? 603 00:50:24,180 --> 00:50:27,640 Well, and why did you come here from your uncle? 604 00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:30,600 To say hello. 605 00:50:34,940 --> 00:50:38,630 To whom did your uncle send this 'hello' ? 606 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,190 Probably to you. 607 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,540 That's interesting. Very interesting. 608 00:50:45,850 --> 00:50:50,899 Tell me, would you be upset if I tell you that I do not know any Uncle? 609 00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:52,889 Nor any Aunt, for good measure. 610 00:50:52,890 --> 00:50:57,570 - But your mother does, maybe? - Maybe. My mom is capable of anything. 611 00:50:58,050 --> 00:51:00,370 Then you have to wait for my mother. 612 00:51:00,610 --> 00:51:06,129 I just don't understand why you cannot show it to me without your mother? 613 00:51:06,130 --> 00:51:07,030 I can. 614 00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:09,270 But I'm curious, 615 00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:11,600 what exactly? 616 00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:14,700 The flat, of course! 617 00:51:16,350 --> 00:51:17,450 What do you mean? 618 00:51:18,610 --> 00:51:19,770 I mean an exchange. 619 00:51:23,090 --> 00:51:28,060 - What a strange day, nothing makes sense. - I do not understand. 620 00:51:28,590 --> 00:51:33,240 - Are you not looking to exchange flats? - Not at all, if the memory doesn't fail me. 621 00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:36,140 I see. 622 00:51:39,380 --> 00:51:41,510 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 623 00:51:45,370 --> 00:51:47,819 - So he got it all wrong. - Who did? 624 00:51:47,820 --> 00:51:49,719 - Well, that Uncle. - Your uncle? 625 00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:54,529 He is not mine I saw him for the first time, and, thank God, the last. 626 00:51:54,530 --> 00:51:58,719 He was highly recommended. He helps to exchange apartments. 627 00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:00,929 - Not officially of course. - Wait, wait. 628 00:52:00,930 --> 00:52:03,649 I think I begin to understand what goes on. 629 00:52:03,650 --> 00:52:07,889 - And that Uncle of yours, is he weird? - Yes, quite strange. 630 00:52:07,890 --> 00:52:11,139 - He uses code words, right? - That's right. 631 00:52:11,140 --> 00:52:13,890 Well, I know exactly who he is. 632 00:52:14,420 --> 00:52:17,589 He was a frequent visitor here. He is my mother's friend. 633 00:52:17,590 --> 00:52:20,802 Well, it's clear that you are not aware of your mother's affairs. 634 00:52:20,803 --> 00:52:23,109 I am afraid that I am now. 635 00:52:23,110 --> 00:52:27,100 So here, dear niece, you failed. 636 00:52:27,340 --> 00:52:30,000 What? Who failed? 637 00:52:30,630 --> 00:52:34,209 Well, you know, I better go. And hello to you from Uncle. 638 00:52:34,210 --> 00:52:37,460 Do not get upset, I need to explain. 639 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:41,449 My mother has, so to speak, an idée fixe. She wants by all means possible 640 00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:46,920 she wants to, and not me, to help me get married. 641 00:52:47,450 --> 00:52:48,350 So what? 642 00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:52,450 Apparently, your uncle helps her there. 643 00:52:52,940 --> 00:52:55,249 I do not understand, are you kidding me? 644 00:52:55,250 --> 00:53:00,510 How is it possible that adult people do such asinine things? 645 00:53:00,545 --> 00:53:02,869 Are you not ashamed? As an artist, are you not? 646 00:53:02,870 --> 00:53:06,730 Well, no. I don't play such games, sorry. You came here yourself. 647 00:53:08,370 --> 00:53:09,470 This is ridiculous! 648 00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:14,190 - You know who you are? - I know. 649 00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:24,080 I know, I'm not a very young and not very successful artist. 650 00:53:24,130 --> 00:53:28,370 Worse. You are not very young and not very successful Don Juan! 651 00:54:04,470 --> 00:54:07,839 - Old man, let me help you. - Oh, no, no, no. I'll manage myself. 652 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,500 - You shoudn't. - I am a man. 653 00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:14,679 I see, but on one condition: I will help you. 654 00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:17,539 - Please do. - That's for me, and this is for you. 655 00:54:17,540 --> 00:54:19,479 - Wow, it's heavy. - Yep. 656 00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:20,380 Well, let's go. 657 00:54:21,220 --> 00:54:23,000 - Oh, and you are too? - What? 658 00:54:23,810 --> 00:54:26,349 - Looking for an exchange. - Yep. 659 00:54:26,350 --> 00:54:32,119 Everyone's looking. People are strange, in general. Is it so bad being together? 660 00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:33,340 What's so good in it? 661 00:54:35,740 --> 00:54:40,700 Is it that bad when all the family gathers at the dinner table in the evening? 662 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,690 Do you have a large table? 663 00:54:44,030 --> 00:54:47,270 - Assume that I do. - You do not have a large table. 664 00:54:47,770 --> 00:54:51,999 So, when in the evening at such a table the whole family gathers: 665 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:56,410 children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren, 3 or 4 generations. 666 00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:00,740 What is wrong with that, I'm asking you? Whom does it bother? 667 00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:07,299 And now I ask you, where are such families? I do not dare to ask where are such tables. 668 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:13,100 They do not make big tables now. They make tiny tables now, too small even for a couple. 669 00:55:13,410 --> 00:55:14,310 Yep. 670 00:55:15,100 --> 00:55:19,950 Compact-size apartments, compact-size furniture and, please forgive me, 671 00:55:21,140 --> 00:55:22,590 compact-size family. 672 00:55:24,050 --> 00:55:25,890 What is wrong with that? 673 00:55:26,630 --> 00:55:28,470 What is so good about it? 674 00:55:29,050 --> 00:55:32,340 Even our souls are becoming compact-size. 675 00:55:35,650 --> 00:55:40,560 You know, I think that independence is also very important. 676 00:55:41,540 --> 00:55:45,740 Independence from whom? From parents, from children? 677 00:55:46,270 --> 00:55:48,900 Then why do we need our loved ones? 678 00:55:50,090 --> 00:55:55,649 I think that we cherish our family not because they live close by, 679 00:55:55,650 --> 00:55:58,859 they can live far away and still remain close. 680 00:55:58,860 --> 00:56:01,620 - Yes? You think so? - I think so. 681 00:56:02,210 --> 00:56:05,330 - For how long do you think so? - What's the difference? 682 00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:09,150 Big difference. Because you started to think like this only recently. 683 00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:13,510 and will not keep thinking like this for long, I promise. 684 00:56:14,260 --> 00:56:17,940 Well, thank God. You see, even without us, so many hopefuls. 685 00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:20,329 Probably, not enough space for all the ads. 686 00:56:20,330 --> 00:56:25,629 Not everyone is separating. Some are moving in together. That's why it is called an exchange. 687 00:56:25,630 --> 00:56:28,510 - You think so? - Yes, I think so. 688 00:56:29,630 --> 00:56:32,489 You know, to exchange a flat - it's a lousy thing. 689 00:56:32,490 --> 00:56:36,690 I would not say that it's the worst thing, but a lousy one. 690 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:41,090 Of course, now it's probably easier to exchange an apartment 691 00:56:41,410 --> 00:56:42,510 than change things here. 692 00:56:43,630 --> 00:56:46,080 And here is a helluva mess! 693 00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:50,350 So why not change the bad stuff here for a good stuff? 694 00:56:50,940 --> 00:56:53,569 Wow, old man, you are such an interesting person. 695 00:56:53,570 --> 00:56:57,209 You say it so well about children and grandchildren, so beautifully. 696 00:56:57,210 --> 00:57:00,179 But you are carrying this mineral water for yourself and by yourself. 697 00:57:00,180 --> 00:57:02,159 - No, it is not for myself. - And for whom? 698 00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,240 For my son. 699 00:57:04,090 --> 00:57:06,209 Oh, sorry, he's probably sick? 700 00:57:06,210 --> 00:57:09,619 Not at all, he is very well, excuse me, knock on wood. 701 00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:12,819 Yes, yes, please. Well, now I do not understand anything. 702 00:57:12,820 --> 00:57:15,489 Is it too hard for him? Can he do it himself? 703 00:57:15,490 --> 00:57:20,809 Not at all. He surely can. But, first of all, he is very busy at work 704 00:57:20,810 --> 00:57:23,890 and secondly, I do this secretly from him. 705 00:57:24,190 --> 00:57:29,950 When he finds out - he would scold me. But every time he also says: thank you, Dad. 706 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:34,690 It is very important when someone says thank you. 707 00:57:35,350 --> 00:57:36,250 Right? 708 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,019 - Yes, indeed. - Well, you see. 709 00:57:40,020 --> 00:57:43,800 Oh, we got carried away. Here is my apartment. 710 00:57:44,090 --> 00:57:47,260 - Well, thank you very much. - You are welcome. 711 00:57:47,590 --> 00:57:49,370 Well, goodbye. 712 00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,559 - All the best. - And all the best to you. 713 00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:54,460 Thank you. 714 00:58:00,910 --> 00:58:02,990 - Oh, Grandpa! - Grandpa came! 715 00:58:03,100 --> 00:58:06,749 Who's here without pants? Come on, go home now! 716 00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:07,660 Goodbye! 717 00:58:12,490 --> 00:58:13,540 Igor! 718 00:58:14,980 --> 00:58:17,920 - Yes? - Igorechek, come here! 719 00:58:18,070 --> 00:58:20,740 - Uh-huh. - What "uh huh"? Come here! 720 00:58:21,810 --> 00:58:23,700 I'm busy. You understand, I'm busy. 721 00:58:24,460 --> 00:58:28,729 Why every time when I need you, you surely are busy? 722 00:58:28,730 --> 00:58:33,179 God, why as soon as I start doing something, I suddenly become urgently needed? 723 00:58:33,180 --> 00:58:34,080 Igor! 724 00:58:37,010 --> 00:58:37,910 I'm coming! 725 00:58:43,580 --> 00:58:45,780 Can't even bathe in peace. 726 00:58:48,740 --> 00:58:52,480 - What is it? What is it? - I want to kiss you. 727 00:58:52,510 --> 00:58:53,410 I see. 728 00:59:01,380 --> 00:59:04,000 - Wait, wait! - No, no, no! 729 00:59:04,420 --> 00:59:07,170 - Wait! - No, no, no, no, no! 730 00:59:15,860 --> 00:59:16,820 It's broken! 731 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:21,120 - We can try to glue it together. - It's by Kuznetsov! 732 00:59:22,470 --> 00:59:26,880 - Mom, this is an omen for happiness. - Really? What kind of happiness? 733 00:59:27,470 --> 00:59:32,589 - Igor did not do it on purpose. - And you want him to do such things on purpose? 734 00:59:32,590 --> 00:59:36,119 Mom, sname on you, all this because of a cup! 735 00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,760 You broke them plenty yourself. 736 00:59:39,230 --> 00:59:45,230 Do you know who bought it? Do you know how old it is? Your dad bought it! 737 00:59:46,460 --> 00:59:51,799 Have you bought anything for the house? You only break what others cherish for years! 738 00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,100 - That's it! - Igor. 739 00:59:53,220 --> 00:59:55,519 - Monday, we'll buy a new dinner set. - Igor! 740 00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,149 - We'll have lunch in a cafe. - Igor! 741 00:59:57,150 --> 01:00:00,449 - I'm not eating here anymore! - Oh, how scary! 742 01:00:00,450 --> 01:00:04,659 Mom! You love dishes more than people! I risk losing my husband because of you! 743 01:00:04,660 --> 01:00:06,210 No big loss! 744 01:00:13,750 --> 01:00:16,029 - You yourself are quite a number. - What? 745 01:00:16,030 --> 01:00:18,129 - I say, you are to blame too. - Oh, now you're talking? 746 01:00:18,130 --> 01:00:21,760 - Well. - Great. That's enough for me! 747 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,069 - I've had enough! That's it! - Oh, come on! Do you need help? 748 01:00:25,070 --> 01:00:30,230 - My dad was right, right, right! - How, I wonder, was he right? 749 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,489 You do not take his name in vain! I've had enough of your mother! 750 01:00:33,490 --> 01:00:36,060 And you let him insult me ? 751 01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:39,649 In my own home, in my own home?? 752 01:00:39,650 --> 01:00:43,150 Do not you talk about my mommy in such a voice! 753 01:00:44,090 --> 01:00:47,510 - Do not scream! You might wake up the baby. - Igor! 754 01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:50,549 - That's it! I've had enough of this little family! That's it! - Igor, my love, dear! 755 01:00:50,550 --> 01:00:53,360 - Honey, what are you doing? - Let me go! 756 01:00:55,070 --> 01:00:55,970 Oh, you! 757 01:00:58,960 --> 01:00:59,860 Igor! 758 01:01:11,970 --> 01:01:16,510 * Sitting by our fire * 759 01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:22,140 * Everyone has a different destiny * 760 01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:26,490 * You recall me less and less * 761 01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:32,740 * And I think of you more often * 762 01:01:33,370 --> 01:01:37,870 * We wandered together through the night * 763 01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:43,580 * And now our sunrises are lonely * 764 01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:49,080 * When your sun sets in the horizon * 765 01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:54,170 * My dawn glimmers in the east * 766 01:01:54,850 --> 01:01:59,110 * Those who were friends to you and me * 767 01:01:59,770 --> 01:02:04,680 * I'm not going to blame for indifference * 768 01:02:05,310 --> 01:02:09,790 * You now get round them * 769 01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:15,410 * And I'm trying to find them everywhere * 770 01:02:15,710 --> 01:02:20,440 * The proverb has reached our days * 771 01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:25,960 * It says the love cannot be forced * 772 01:02:26,150 --> 01:02:32,150 * But I love, love you a hundred times stronger * 773 01:02:33,620 --> 01:02:39,620 * A hundred times stronger than you don't love me * 774 01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:55,560 Bravo!