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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com.
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"And so, for your birthday, Chris,"
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I'm giving you this dollar bill.
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Don't spend it all in one place.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
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ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
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ha, ha, ha, arrow.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha,
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ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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"Love, Grandpa."
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What a generous gift.
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I know. Isn't money great?
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Oh, it's the best.
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And now to seal it with a wet cough.
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Well, I better get this
dollar bill on its way.
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Ah. You there, mailman.
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Me?
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No, the other black guy
in shorts. Yes, you.
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- Here.
- Well.
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You, sir, are a racist
and a rude one at that.
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So, you're not a mailman?
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Okay, yes, I am a mailman,
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but these are my 1983
Maurice Cheeks shorts.
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So, you're gonna deliver
this card or what?
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Mm, fine, I will.
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I took an oath.
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If mail touches me, I
have to deliver it.
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Sorry, it's my chimes.
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Hey, Cleveland, come on in.
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Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
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What the hell's he doing?!
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Sorry, Cleveland, he
wanted a surprise party
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and this is how he thinks it works.
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Surprise! Surprise!
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Here you go, Chris.
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I also have a fat, weird boy.
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Would you like a hug?
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Yes. Birthdays are the hardest.
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Grandpa only gave me a dollar?
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Chris, you write him a thank-you note.
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That will is still wide open.
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Wow, a dollar.
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29 more cents and I can buy
"My Sharona" on iTunes.
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Boy, that guy did not
like sharing Sharonas.
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♪ Nobody will know 'cause
it's in a coffee cup. ♪
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Wow, getting drunk in the morning.
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Who are you, Hoda Kot-ba...
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Hoda Ka-Ka-ba... H-Kot...
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Kathie Lee Gifford?
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Ah, come on, it's just an eye-opener.
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Just a little hair of the me.
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Spoken like a truly unfunny alcoholic.
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You know, I bet you couldn't
go a single day without booze.
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One day? You're on.
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How much you want to bet?
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I will bet you one dollar.
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Thank you, I will take that
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and give you a spoon
'cause you're a dumb baby.
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Hey! What the hell do you
think you're... ooh, a spoon!
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Okay, another car ride,
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another opportunity to
practice my DJ ramp-ups.
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Just got to navigate iTunes
while merging onto the freeway.
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All right, "Two Princes."
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Here we go.
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95.5, WPET, you got
Peter "The Riff" Griff,
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shockin' ya and rockin' ya while
I'm sittin' here talkin' to ya.
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It's 75 and sunny, which
means our Street Squad's
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gonna be out looking for
them Super Stickers.
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If you don't got one,
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get down to Linoleum Depot this
Saturday from 9:00 to 2:00.
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I'll be there hooking you up.
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Slap one on your car,
win a hundred bucks.
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Now, I'm looking around and
I'm seeing the Spin Doctors
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with not one, but "Two Princes."
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Nailed it.
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Okay, time for second breakfast.
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Welcome to McBurgertown.
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What can I get for you today?
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Hmm, what's the easiest
thing to eat in the car?
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Um, I'll have the huevos rancheros
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and an orange soda without a cap.
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That'll be $3.74.
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Awesome. I can pay in change.
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Mmm.
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I should visit the Southwest.
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I know I'd love it.
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Hey, you guys want to
play a drinking game?
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- Fleek yeah!
- Not really.
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Well, there's this game where
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you try to toss a penny
into a shot glass.
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And if you miss, you got to drink?
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No, you just drink the whole time.
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- Aw, sweet!
- Fleekin' "A"!
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No more, Joe!
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Yeah, that sounds awesome.
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Hey, anybody got a hundred
pennies for a dollar?
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I do.
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"American Red Cross"?
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Yeah. I stole it from a dry cleaner
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who refused to put my picture up.
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What do we have...
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Oop, too young.
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Too young, Tommy.
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Can I get an iced coffee?
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Oh, no worries?
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All right, now, I see
you've got large breasts.
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In recognition of that, I'd
like to tip you one dollar.
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You know, even though you and
Peter have your differences,
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I'm glad it hasn't
affected our friendship.
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Us redheads have to
stay together, right?
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So this is "stuck at work"?
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Honey, please. Lois is a friend.
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Really, Nicole, you got the wrong idea.
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How does this bitch know my name?
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Bitch?
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Okay, ho.
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Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this.
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Come on, now, ladies.
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Awesome. A chick-chicken chick fight.
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Ah, ha, ha.
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Since you are my girlfriend and are hot,
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will you marry me so
that I can bone you?
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As long as you can always
throw a Nerf football
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over my truck with your strong arm.
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You mean this arm?
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Oh!
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Ah, cripes.
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Yeah, now there is no way.
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Hey, a dollar! Neat!
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Maybe her knowing I have money
will bring the moisture.
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Janine, wait!
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I have a dollar!
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We could split a Mickey's Big Mouth!
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You gon' crash!
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Ah, a parchment of value!
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What an event!
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You said it, friend.
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The goddess of money has
fisted our stocking.
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Ho ho! Is many funny arms!
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So, the guy asks, "What's
the name of the act?"
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And they say, "The Aristocrats."
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Ah, I didn't tell it right.
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Hey, must be my lucky day!
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Perhaps I press my luck.
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No Whammies, no Whammies, no Whammies,
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Big Bucks, Big Bucks, and... stop!
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Ah, rats.
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Well, perhaps I press my luck with Meg.
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Hey there, Meg.
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I was wondering if you'd
let me take you out
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for a feast of Indian food, followed by
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some blow-off-to-the-side curry burps?
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Oh, I-I can't tonight.
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I, um, I have a date with a Whammy.
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All right, well, if you're ever free,
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here's me number.
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Oh, hi, Chris.
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But... well, that's... that's my line.
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Hey, I came by to bring you a frame
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for that birthday dollar I gave you.
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Hi, Meg.
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What a disrespectful turd.
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You brought a frame?
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Why would I frame a dollar?
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Chris, didn't you take
a look at that dollar?
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It's an extremely rare misprint.
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Benjamin Franklin and Washington
are both on the front,
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posing back-to-back like an '80s sitcom.
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Sorry, Grandpa, I lost that dollar.
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You what?!
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We got to find that thing!
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I get the last joke
before the commercial?
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Wow, this is a first.
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Okay, okay... a priest, a rabbi
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and a Frenchman walk into a bar...
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Family Guy will return
after these messages.
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- Last line!
- No, it isn't.
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All right, Chris, if we're going
to find that misprint dollar,
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we have to retrace your steps.
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Now, where'd you go after
your birthday party?
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Well, first I drank a Four Loko,
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and then I rode my bike
down to the hair salon
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and shouted "Nope!" at all
the women who came out.
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Huh. Call me next time you do that.
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Hi, Meg.
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Unbelievable.
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Can I have a can of chaw and a fork?
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Do you need this phone number on here?
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Nah.
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How long has that bike been out front?
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I don't know, a couple hours.
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I'm gonna swipe that puppy.
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All right, got some vodka and tampons.
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Now to go ask Chris how they're
doing this at the high school.
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- Aha!
- Stewie?
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Wh-What are you doing here?
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Busting you. You were gonna drink that.
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Technically, no.
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Do you even hear yourself?
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Look, I'm gonna fix this.
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I know a guy who's got pills
that help stop addictions.
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Ugh, fine.
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All right, we are buying none of these.
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Please put them back. But
we'll take one of these.
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Ooh, Charleston Chew. Good choice.
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You know about putting
them in the freezer?
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Yeah. I know about the freezer.
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There's nothing you can
teach me, thank you.
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All right, this is where
we can buy those pills
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to get you off the sauce.
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You guys ready for this?
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Stewie, who is this guy?
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My friend, Todd. He's gonna help us out.
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But this looks like a drug den.
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What are you talking about?
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♪ Drug den, drug den ♪
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♪ Drug den, drug den. ♪
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I told you it was a drug den.
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How you doing? Come on in.
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Hello, new friends.
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Welcome to my "prescription pad."
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Get it?
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W-We're dead. We're getting shot.
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Oh, calm down.
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Heads up. Sometimes my
knob plays peek-a-boo
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through my pee hatch.
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So, I hear you guys need some benzos.
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Yeah, we got to dry this dog up.
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W-Wait, hang on, hang on, hang on.
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This is my favorite part of the song.
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- Tequila!
- ♪ Motoring. ♪
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Ah, I'm thinking of a different song.
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So, uh, you guys got the $500?
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Here's a little taste.
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And there's more where that came from.
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But I got to see the merchandise first.
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Good, good, I need singles.
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I got to do laundry so
I can stop hanging out
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in my underwear with a bunch of guys.
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All right, give me all your money!
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Stewie, what's this guy doing?
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No idea. I don't know him that well.
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He was kicking a Redbox
machine outside of CVS.
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Seemed like the kind of guy
who could help us out.
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Damn it.
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Pistorius!
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Boom! Through the bathroom door.
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Did you just name-drop "Pistorius"?
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He's still a hero to us.
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So I made it, Cleveland made
it, and now you made it, Joe.
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Yeah. Thanks for the recap.
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Yeah. Everybody's made it but this guy.
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Quit it! Get off of me.
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Ah, what's wrong, Pete?
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Boop. Boop. Boop-boop-boop.
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Stop it! Stop touching me.
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Hey, guys, I did it three more times
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while you were grab-assing.
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Need a lift?
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We could be a Geico commercial.
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You're absolutely right.
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You don't have ass or grass,
so I'll be taking this dollar.
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No, no, no. I don't want ass.
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Just give me the dollar.
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And now to turn slightly.
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Ah, heck!
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I did a fail.
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Ah, a dollar.
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Oh, my dollar.
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I guess Meg didn't care.
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My heart broken,
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and nothing to console me but
the screaming black dolphins.
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Man, that dollar's
getting all over town.
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Yeah, like your mama.
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Ah, dag!
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Aw, man, you know I'm just playin'.
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Hey, man, you seen that movie The Cove?
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The Cove?
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How yous gonna be
talkin' about The Cove?
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I mean, I saw the movie,
but I was like, "Oh,."
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Ah, man, you know, what even is a cove?
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I think it's like what a
white dolphin calls a bay.
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They be all like, "Honey",
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I'm taking Cooper and
Tucker down to the cove."
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- Right, right.
- Rest of us be like,
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- ♪ Sittin' in the mornin' sun. ♪
- Don't do it, then,
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- don't do it!
- Oh, I'm-a do it!
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All right, t-then just
squeak out the whistle part.
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You ever had your heart broken, Jerome?
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Hell yeah, man.
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Married my high school sweetheart.
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Week after our wedding, she
was diagnosed with cancer.
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At her funeral, our little
girl caught pneumonia.
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We buried her next to her
mom six weeks later.
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You never seen a casket so small.
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I hear you.
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I gave me number to a girl
and she threw it away.
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You and me, fraternity of pain, eh?
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Okay, this is the one.
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Son of a...
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- Come on, Peter. Let's call it.
- No, Joe!
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Nobody's leaving until I
sink a penny in that glass!
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- Oh, for God's sakes.
- No...
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Say, Peter, you know, maybe you should
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try this one with your eyes closed.
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Just feel it.
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But if I close my eyes,
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you'll all disappear and I'm
a-scared of being alone.
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Don't worry, Peter.
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Guys?
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We're right here, Peter. Throw it.
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Oh, my God, I made it?
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- Sure.
- Right in.
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Amazing.
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Yes! I've never felt so much power.
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I'm gonna go have sweaty
day-sex with my wife.
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Excuse me, sir,
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would you like to buy some
candy to send Jewish kids
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to a Jewish place to do Jewish things?
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Will it get you out of my bar?
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It sure will.
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Look who's still standing, bitch.
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Go buy yourself something nice in hell.
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Hey there, sailor.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, sometimes I come
here to think and fart.
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So, you still up for our date?
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Our date? But I thought you got rid
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of the dollar with my number on it.
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00:16:17,591 --> 00:16:20,262
No, I put your number
in my phone, silly.
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So, what do you say?
Are you free tonight?
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Let me consult me charts and maps.
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Low tide... 5:23.
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Oh, yeah. Moonrise, 7:48.
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Aye, looks like I am.
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Lois, I tossed a penny in a shot glass,
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so get your pants off and put
a towel on the kitchen table!
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Peter, I'm in the middle of book club.
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Forget book club, we're doin' it.
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Anyone who doesn't want to see
my big, white, flailing butt,
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get the hell out.
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Joe, I found a dollar!
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00:17:05,197 --> 00:17:06,403
That's great, Bonnie!
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Let's go to dinner. We
can talk all about it.
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What's there to talk about?
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I looked down on the ground
and there was a dollar.
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00:17:12,658 --> 00:17:15,080
Bonnie, save it for the dinner table!
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00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,493
Crap, I don't have any change.
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00:17:20,037 --> 00:17:22,421
Hey, Seamus, you got
change for a dollar?
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00:17:22,422 --> 00:17:25,702
I don't know. Is my boat parked
illegally in the harbor?
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I don't know.
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Are you gonna make a contribution
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to the Policeman's Ball?
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00:17:29,796 --> 00:17:32,465
I don't know. Are you gonna
help me move next week?
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00:17:32,466 --> 00:17:35,014
Geez, what are you two,
dating or something?
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00:17:35,319 --> 00:17:36,677
I don't know.
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00:17:45,162 --> 00:17:47,961
Good evening, everyone.
Welcome to Whispers.
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I'm your hostess, Ida, and as always,
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I am joined by my trusty
psychic, Ryan Reynolds.
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00:17:53,484 --> 00:17:55,688
I knew you'd say that.
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00:17:55,689 --> 00:17:58,558
Piano? Comedy? What don't you do?
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Windows.
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Trust me, folks, he doesn't, I've tried.
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God, this is going well.
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00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:09,136
Well, Stewie, you were right. I couldn't
make it a day without drinking.
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00:18:09,137 --> 00:18:10,336
Well, the important thing is
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you barely tried and then got shot.
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00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:15,529
So I read a fun compatibility
quiz in Cosmo.
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I don't know if you want to take it.
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- I don't.
- I didn't either!
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Compatible!
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If you'll excuse me, I have to urinate
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every time something good happens.
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00:18:24,343 --> 00:18:26,485
I thought the show was really great.
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00:18:26,486 --> 00:18:29,406
Thank you. I couldn't help but
notice you talked throughout it.
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00:18:31,858 --> 00:18:33,025
Take it off!
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00:18:33,026 --> 00:18:34,912
I want to see if mine look right.
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00:18:36,213 --> 00:18:38,030
Well, Chris, we've looked all over town.
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00:18:38,031 --> 00:18:39,533
Might as well check here.
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This is where dollar bills come to die.
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00:18:42,336 --> 00:18:44,022
Wait, Grandpa, look!
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I don't believe it!
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00:18:53,597 --> 00:18:55,849
Oh, no. Now we'll never find it.
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00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:58,051
Hold on. I got an idea.
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00:18:58,052 --> 00:19:00,387
Hey, can I turn off everything
but the black lights?
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- Sure, I don't care about anything.
- Cool.
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00:19:03,941 --> 00:19:06,359
Wow, this place is gross!
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00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:09,379
Yeah, the NBA All-Star Game
was in town last week.
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00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:11,564
There it is!
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00:19:11,565 --> 00:19:13,857
I got it, Grandpa!
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00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:15,568
Attaboy!
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00:19:15,569 --> 00:19:17,478
Happy Birthday, Grandson.
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00:19:17,479 --> 00:19:18,638
Thanks.
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00:19:18,639 --> 00:19:21,641
Hey, so, how much is this
rare dollar worth, anyway?
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00:19:21,642 --> 00:19:24,443
Ah, well, some dildo wrote
his phone number on it,
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00:19:24,444 --> 00:19:26,631
so now it's worth jack!
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00:19:43,263 --> 00:19:44,630
Ho ho!
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00:19:44,631 --> 00:19:47,266
Is everyone who was in the show!
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H-Hold on, everyone. Everyone?
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00:19:49,069 --> 00:19:51,804
Ellen DeGeneres wants a
selfie of all of us.
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00:19:51,805 --> 00:19:53,172
Come on, squeeze in, now.
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00:19:53,173 --> 00:19:54,640
We're gonna blow up the Internet.
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00:19:54,641 --> 00:19:57,861
Let's take all that we did today
and make it all about Ellen.
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00:20:03,274 --> 00:20:04,969
Hey, I'm right here!
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00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,804
That caption's a phony!
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00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,481
I don't want you talking to him anymore.
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00:21:01,524 --> 00:21:04,524
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