1 00:01:27,989 --> 00:01:32,938 ♪♪ 2 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:49,407 Yes, ma'am, how ya doin'? 3 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,780 Is this Rose Hill? 4 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:54,410 Good, This is Ed Couch. 5 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:56,921 I'm Vesta Adcock's nephew. 6 00:02:56,978 --> 00:02:59,219 I need to get up there and see her, 7 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:03,285 but I'm gonna be late 'cause I'm lost out here. 8 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,831 We're off the Alabama interstate but I don't know where. 9 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:46,170 - Did you hear that? - What? 10 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:48,298 The train. 11 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:51,241 No, I didn't hear no train. 12 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,344 Oh, nothin', I guess. 13 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:59,818 - Where's "Whistle Stop" on the map? - I can't find it. 14 00:03:59,874 --> 00:04:03,754 Why did you tell me to turn right 10 miles back there? 15 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:08,817 God, you got a negative sense of direction, hon. 16 00:04:08,883 --> 00:04:11,762 I'm sorry. 17 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:16,029 Oh, Ed, your aunt's gonna be so disappointed we're late. 18 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:20,095 I know she's been looking forward to this visit all week long. 19 00:04:20,161 --> 00:04:23,438 Bless her sweet, little ol' heart. 20 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:30,447 Hey, how's my sweet Auntie V this afternoon? 21 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:33,110 Remember us? 22 00:04:33,174 --> 00:04:36,246 - Don't you look pretty! - We brought you something. 23 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:39,484 Let me look at you. 24 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:42,153 Don't you know Evelyn loves you? 25 00:04:42,216 --> 00:04:47,063 Well, honey, I guess it'd be better if you wait out here for me. 26 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:51,592 - I'll get all this stuff. - Well, if you think it's best. 27 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:54,970 Yeah, I do this time. Okay? 28 00:04:55,029 --> 00:04:57,202 Have a nice day, Aunt Vesta. 29 00:04:57,265 --> 00:04:59,211 Don't you pitch a fit like that. 30 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:13,886 Did you know they took my gallbladder out? 31 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:17,455 No, I didn't. 32 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:21,193 Oh, yes. Still in the hospital in a jar. 33 00:05:21,255 --> 00:05:26,068 I guess that's where they keep 'em. 34 00:05:26,127 --> 00:05:28,107 I guess. 35 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:30,403 When I was in the hospital, 36 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:34,435 the nurse gave me one of them Fleet enemas they're so fond of. 37 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:37,108 Mrs. Cleo Threadgoode, 38 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:40,482 82 year old widow, imagine that. 39 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:43,681 Actually, everybody calls me Ninny. 40 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,985 'Course I'm just visitin' here. 41 00:05:46,047 --> 00:05:51,326 Did you ever have one of them Fleet enemas? 42 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:53,331 Um, well? 43 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:55,458 No. 44 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:58,766 You'd remember it. 45 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:02,501 Me and my friend, Mrs. Otis, come from Whistle Stop. 46 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,770 You ever been to Whistle Stop? 47 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:08,245 Why, yes. I just passed by there today. 48 00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:13,183 She's lived down the street from me for 30 years or more. 49 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,242 After her son died, 50 00:06:15,309 --> 00:06:18,916 her daughter-in-law had a fit for her to come live at the nursing home. 51 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:22,290 They asked me to come and be her roommate. 52 00:06:22,350 --> 00:06:26,594 Mrs. Otis don't know it, but I'm going home just soon as she gets settled in good. 53 00:06:28,923 --> 00:06:32,336 Does the name "Idgie Threadgoode" ring a bell? 54 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:35,931 Um, no, ma'am. I don't think so. 55 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:38,806 You'd remember her. 56 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:42,780 You see, I was practically adopted by the Threadgoode family. 57 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:45,181 - I married her brother, Cleo. - Oh, uh-huh. 58 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:50,018 Idgie and her friend Ruth, ran the Whistle Stop Cafe. 59 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,023 Oh. 60 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,787 Idgie was a character, all right. 61 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:58,194 But how anybody could've thought... 62 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:02,291 she murdered that man is beyond me. 63 00:07:02,356 --> 00:07:04,336 I beg your pardon? 64 00:07:04,392 --> 00:07:07,965 You sit and relax a while. I'll tell you all about it. 65 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,668 Oh, now, let's see. 66 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:14,201 I 'member the day they pulled that truck up out of the river. 67 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:18,239 That same rainy summer day... 68 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:23,254 Idgie Threadgoode was arrested for the murder of the owner of that truck, 69 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:26,291 Frank Bennett. 70 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:31,028 I guess, to understand Idgie, 71 00:07:31,085 --> 00:07:34,794 you'd have to start way back with her brother, Buddy. 72 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:39,804 Idgie was Buddy's pet from the day she was born. 73 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:45,973 I 'member the day we was all gettin' ready for Leona's weddin'. 74 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:48,013 The war had just ended, 75 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:50,412 the Great one, you know. 76 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:55,147 And another one was about to begin in the Threadgoode house. 77 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:57,655 Sipsey, honey, is that finished? 78 00:07:59,213 --> 00:08:02,160 - Buddy, get dressed honey. - Mama? 79 00:08:02,216 --> 00:08:04,196 Leona, what is it? 80 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,128 Idgie's upstairs in her room... 81 00:08:06,187 --> 00:08:08,167 and says she won't come out as long as she lives. 82 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:10,361 - She is gonna ruin my weddin'! - Shh. 83 00:08:10,424 --> 00:08:13,234 Leona, you're gonna be the most beautiful bride. 84 00:08:13,294 --> 00:08:16,571 Of course she is, Papa. 85 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:20,578 Your papa has spent every last nickel he has just to make you happy. 86 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:24,446 Now, you try to act a little grateful, young lady. 87 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:27,611 Imogene Louise Threadgoode! 88 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:30,212 This is your mama! 89 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:37,562 You come down here right now. Do you hear me? 90 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:40,258 - Buddy, fetch her. She'll listen to you. - Come on down, little bit. 91 00:08:40,321 --> 00:08:42,892 There's no firin' squad waitin' for you. 92 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:48,305 Ohh! Come on, honey, let us see you. 93 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:50,535 You look so pretty. 94 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:53,442 - I see London, I see- - Hush! 95 00:08:55,169 --> 00:08:58,616 Julian, hush. 96 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:01,414 Come ahead, sweetheart. 97 00:09:01,475 --> 00:09:05,218 You look awful nice in that. 98 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:06,883 - Mama! - You look fine. 99 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:09,450 She looks like a monkey. 100 00:09:09,517 --> 00:09:11,326 Julian, stop it right this second! 101 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:14,730 - Take it back! Take it back! - Idgie, hey! 102 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,894 I told you she was gonna ruin my weddin'! 103 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,336 - Idgie, get up. - Take it back! 104 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:22,567 Take it back! 105 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:25,975 - I'll get you for this. - No, Buddy. 106 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:32,842 We have to be careful when she's dressing up. 107 00:09:32,907 --> 00:09:34,853 She's just a pain! 108 00:09:34,909 --> 00:09:38,447 Leona, will you stop shrieking' 109 00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:41,220 This is your weddin' day. 110 00:09:52,226 --> 00:09:55,070 Looks like you got yourself up a tree, little bit. 111 00:09:55,129 --> 00:09:58,167 I'm sick of people makin' fun of me. 112 00:09:58,232 --> 00:10:00,769 So you're gonna stay up here all day long. 113 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:04,043 Yep. The hell with them. 114 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:08,052 Who wants to wear that stupid ol' dress anyway? 115 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,487 - I ever tell you about the oysters? - Oysters? 116 00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:13,491 - I tell you about the oysters? - No. 117 00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:18,223 Think about the millions of oysters lyin' around the ocean. 118 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,629 Then one day... 119 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:23,498 God comes along and sees one and he says, 120 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:26,470 "I think I'm gonna make that one different." 121 00:10:26,527 --> 00:10:28,734 You know what he does? 122 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,970 He puts a little piece of sand in it. 123 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:36,276 - Guess what it can do that the others can't. - What? 124 00:10:36,337 --> 00:10:39,648 It can make a beautiful pearl. 125 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,880 What if God made a mistake? 126 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:47,051 Well, the way I figure it, he never makes mistakes. 127 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,890 I mean, he made sure we got together. 128 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,952 He made sure you got the best looking, 129 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:54,226 most charmin' brother in the world... 130 00:10:54,288 --> 00:10:57,667 - who's gonna beat you to the chocolate cake. - You will not. 131 00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:00,103 Got you out of the tree, didn't I? 132 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,107 Did not! 133 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,804 Into this estate, these two come now to be joined 134 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,972 If any man present can show cause... 135 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:11,448 why they may not lawfully be joined together, 136 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:16,648 let him speak now or forever after hold his peace. 137 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,384 Please be seated. 138 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,956 If either of you know any reason... 139 00:11:24,018 --> 00:11:26,999 why you may not justly be joined together in holy matrimony 140 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,534 do you now confess it? 141 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,874 It is then your will to proceed. 142 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:45,644 Do you, Charles Osgood justice- 143 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:54,823 Thank you. I don't know what we'd do without your generosity. 144 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:57,863 Sipsey, especially you. Look what you've clone! 145 00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:01,866 Thank you, Mrs. Threadgoode. Gimme that, you rascal! 146 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,764 John! Jump on my back. 147 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:12,470 I don't think there ever was a sweeter boy than Buddy Threadgoode. 148 00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:17,039 - You look beautiful, Lily. - Yes, Lily, you sure do. 149 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:20,551 I had the biggest crush on him. 150 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,951 He was a terrible flirt! 151 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:26,253 But his heart belonged to Ruth Jamison. 152 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:29,487 She was the daughter of a friend of his mama's... 153 00:12:29,550 --> 00:12:32,360 who was visitin' that summer. 154 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,889 Ruth Jamison, you're just the one I've been lookin' for. 155 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:39,062 - Are you thirsty? - Let's go visit someplace else. 156 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:42,073 ♪♪ 157 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,905 ♪ A little nest that's nestled ♪ 158 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:48,310 Think that's a big lake, you should've seen the one next to our house. 159 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,507 We used to swim in it and fish. 160 00:12:50,571 --> 00:12:53,245 I sure do miss it. Sure do. 161 00:12:53,307 --> 00:12:56,049 What happened to it? Did it dry up? 162 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:58,056 No, worse than that. 163 00:12:58,112 --> 00:13:00,183 Last fall, a flock of ducks, 164 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:04,525 40 or 50 of 'em, landed right smack in the middle of it. 165 00:13:04,585 --> 00:13:06,462 This fluke thing happened. 166 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,000 The temperature dropped so fast that the whole lake froze... 167 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:11,058 in three seconds, just like that! 168 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:13,435 Those poor little ducks. Did it kill them? 169 00:13:13,494 --> 00:13:16,703 No, they flew off and took the lake with 'em. 170 00:13:16,764 --> 00:13:20,143 To this very day, that lake is somewhere over in Georgia. 171 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,647 Buddy Threadgoode. 172 00:13:34,615 --> 00:13:37,960 Come a little closer. I wanna give you something. 173 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,464 Come here. 174 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,565 Whoop! 175 00:13:46,627 --> 00:13:50,632 ♪ You'll see a smiling face ♪ 176 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:54,110 Come back here, hat. Where do you think you're gain'? 177 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,282 Whoa! 178 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,444 I got it. Hold on, Ruth. Hold on, little bit. 179 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,588 It's all right. I got it. 180 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:14,460 Come here, you damn hat. Got it! 181 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,468 Oh, I meant to do that. 182 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:22,268 I... got it! 183 00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,206 Ta-da! 184 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,536 All right. Damn! 185 00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:30,582 Come on. 186 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:42,092 Come on. Get out. Get out. 187 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,095 Buddy! 188 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:47,394 - Buddy! - Buddy Threadgoode! 189 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,729 Come on, Buddy! 190 00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:52,532 Get out. 191 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,133 Get out of there. 192 00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:01,276 Buddy! 193 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:04,475 - Come on, Buddy! - Buddy' 194 00:15:04,538 --> 00:15:07,144 Buddy! 195 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:12,282 No-o-o! 196 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:16,192 Buddy! 197 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,663 Buddy, no! No! 198 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,496 No! Buddy! No-o-o! 199 00:15:22,556 --> 00:15:25,594 No! Buddy! Let me go! 200 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,872 - No! - Buddy! 201 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:34,572 You got to go back to the house. 202 00:15:34,635 --> 00:15:37,138 Come on. We're gonna go home. 203 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:40,048 - Buddy! - You have to be strong. 204 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:43,020 - It'll be okay. - Buddy! 205 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:46,023 "The Lord is my Shepherd, 206 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,286 I shall not want." 207 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,352 Oh, it like to have killed us all 208 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:54,092 But nary a one took it as hard as Idgie, 209 00:15:57,190 --> 00:16:02,663 everyone thought she'd die right along with him. 210 00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:23,591 Night alter night, she stayed by the river. 211 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:27,826 Big George was the only soul she'd let near her, 212 00:16:27,888 --> 00:16:31,426 and he watched over her night and day. 213 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,301 You know, a heart can be broken, 214 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:37,433 but it still keeps a-beatin' just the same. 215 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,137 Miss Idgie, you'll have to keep this blanket on... 216 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,113 or you'll catch your death of cold, you hear me now? 217 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:47,585 That's so sad. 218 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:55,586 Ah. 219 00:16:55,649 --> 00:16:57,651 Would you like one of these? 220 00:16:57,718 --> 00:16:59,720 Oh, thank ya, honey. 221 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,663 Evelyn? 222 00:17:01,722 --> 00:17:03,895 Honey, we gotta get goin'. 223 00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:06,369 The Braves' game's fixin' to start... 224 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,064 and you're gonna miss your... thing. 225 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:11,871 Excuse me. That's my husband, Ed. 226 00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:14,003 Hi, ma'am. How you doin'? 227 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:17,514 Um. 228 00:17:17,571 --> 00:17:19,642 I can't believe Buddy died. 229 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,312 Neither could I. 230 00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:25,789 Oh, well, I enjoyed talkin' to you, honey. 231 00:17:25,846 --> 00:17:27,848 What's your name? 232 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:30,986 Evelyn... Evelyn Couch. 233 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:35,830 - I've got to go. - You come back and see me, you hear? 234 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:39,803 - Okay. - Bye-bye. 235 00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:42,269 First of all, I want you... 236 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,935 to truly dedicate yourselves... 237 00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:49,037 to finding little ways to putting that magic, that spark... 238 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,309 back into your marriage. 239 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:55,319 When we think of romance and marriage, 240 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:59,414 - what is the first thought that comes into your mind? - Divorce! 241 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:03,188 Remember when counselors used to tell you to wrap yourself in cellophane... 242 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,457 to put a little charge into your marriage? 243 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:08,329 Do we really pay for these lectures? 244 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,096 You can see, it is truly up to you... 245 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:14,662 to put romance back into your relationship. 246 00:18:14,728 --> 00:18:19,199 ♪♪ 247 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,644 ♪♪ 248 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,181 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 249 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:27,446 ♪ Da-na-na da-na-na-na ♪ 250 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:32,581 ♪ As I walk this land of broken dreams ♪ 251 00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:37,095 ♪ I have visions of many things ♪ 252 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,256 ♪ Happiness ♪ Hi, honey. 253 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,300 ♪ Is just an illusion ♪ 254 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,335 Evelyn, have you gone insane? 255 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,337 My God people can see you! 256 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,464 What if I had been the paperboy? 257 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,303 Get in there! 258 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:53,173 What are you thinking about? 259 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:57,312 Evelyn? 260 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,680 - Evelyn! - Oh. 261 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:03,710 You know, what we really need instead of this baloney... 262 00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:07,850 is an assertiveness training class for Southern women. 263 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:11,487 But that's a contradiction in terms, isn't it? 264 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:14,794 Especially you, sweetheart. You're livin' in the Dark Ages. 265 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:21,868 ♪ The roots of love grow all around ♪ 266 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:26,775 ♪ But the leaves they come tumblin' down ♪ 267 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:31,873 ♪ Every day heartaches grow a little stronger ♪ 268 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:36,944 ♪ I can't stand this pain much longer ♪ 269 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,650 - Hi, honey. I need one of those. - Hi! 270 00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:43,490 Mmm, you smell good too. 271 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,587 I need one of these. 272 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,599 - Oh, this looks good! - Uh-huh. 273 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,601 Yes, indeedy. 274 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:55,731 ♪ Always movin' but goin' nowhere ♪ 275 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,747 Ed. 276 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,610 Why don't you come in? and sit down at the table... 277 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:10,621 - and have dinner with me? - I'm sorry. The game's almost over. 278 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:13,521 I just want to see a little bit of it. Why you so dressed up? 279 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:16,083 Honey, don't get in the way. Scoot over a bit. 280 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,790 Ed? 281 00:20:21,855 --> 00:20:24,859 If I'd answered the door wearing only cellophane, 282 00:20:24,925 --> 00:20:28,236 would you still be watching the baseball game? 283 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:32,038 No, honey. I'd probably be checking you into a looney bin. 284 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:58,598 Hi, sugar. 285 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,604 - How's my dumplin'? - Trick or treat! 286 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,606 You 're not gonna throw them hissy-fits, are you? 287 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,905 Happy Halloween! Oh, no. No, no, no! 288 00:21:05,966 --> 00:21:08,071 You 're meaner than a damn snake. 289 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,136 I'm glad you're feeling better. 290 00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:13,446 - Get back in bed - Good thing your eyesight's failing. 291 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:26,223 - Hey! - Mmm. Oh. 292 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:29,699 - Hey. - I was hopin' you'd be here. 293 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:33,829 My roommate, Mrs. Otis, said I could visit her family, 294 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,839 but I said, "Thank you kindly, 295 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,535 but I think I might have my own visitor." 296 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,600 And here you are. 297 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,943 - Well, sit down. - Thank you. 298 00:21:43,003 --> 00:21:46,541 And doughnuts to boot! You can't beat that. 299 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:49,450 - Well, help yourself, Mrs. Threadgoode. - Thank you. 300 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:51,211 How's your friend? 301 00:21:51,278 --> 00:21:53,280 - Mrs. Otis? - Uh-huh. 302 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:56,293 - Well, not so good. - Oh. 303 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:59,091 Looks like I won't be gettin' home for quite a while, 304 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:02,599 and I sure miss it. 305 00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:05,933 Funny what you miss when you're away from home. 306 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,404 I miss the smell of coffee... 307 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:11,271 and bacon fryin'. 308 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:15,837 Oh, what I wouldn't give for a plate of fried green tomatoes... 309 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:18,610 like we used to have at the cafe. 310 00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:21,084 Ooh! 311 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:27,683 I never told you about the cafe, did I? 312 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,693 No, ma'am. 313 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:34,357 Oh, well... now let me back up a bit. 314 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:39,666 You see, Idgie never quite got over losing Buddy. 315 00:22:41,995 --> 00:22:45,067 She hardly ever come home. 316 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:48,010 Only Big George knew how to find her. 317 00:22:48,068 --> 00:22:52,813 She just didn't seem to care about anythin' anymore. 318 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,818 Then, one summer day 319 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,855 her mama sent for her. 320 00:22:57,911 --> 00:22:59,857 Like they say 321 00:22:59,913 --> 00:23:03,417 God never shuts one door without opening another. 322 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:07,124 - That was also the day Idgie met Frank Bennett, - Mama! 323 00:23:07,187 --> 00:23:09,929 The man whose murder got her arrested. 324 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:14,028 Well, hello there, miss. And who might you be? 325 00:23:15,095 --> 00:23:17,598 Towanda to you. Who are you? 326 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:21,908 Oh, Frank Bennett's the name, Miss Towanda. 327 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:25,973 I must say you are lookin' mighty fine today. 328 00:23:26,039 --> 00:23:28,041 You a politician... 329 00:23:28,108 --> 00:23:31,317 or does lying just run in your family? 330 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:35,319 Mama! 331 00:23:35,382 --> 00:23:37,259 Well, there you are! 332 00:23:37,317 --> 00:23:40,321 Well, it's about time, Idgie. 333 00:23:43,123 --> 00:23:46,036 If you don't look like the wild man of Borneo. 334 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:49,699 - Here you go. - Well, thank you. 335 00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:52,107 - Guess who's here? - Who? 336 00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:54,839 Ruth. She's stayin' with us this summer... 337 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:58,314 and will be in charge of all the young people's activities at the church. 338 00:23:58,371 --> 00:24:03,150 - Is that why you wanted to see me? - We have so many things planned. 339 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,348 Ruth? 340 00:24:05,412 --> 00:24:08,916 - You remember my youngest child? - Of course I do. 341 00:24:08,982 --> 00:24:10,928 Hi, Idgie. 342 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:14,988 Hi. 343 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:21,767 Maybe this isn't such a good idea. 344 00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:24,399 Oh, it's got to work. 345 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:27,968 Somebody's got to help her. I can't. 346 00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:32,343 Are you sure you want to go to this river club, Miss Ruth? 347 00:24:32,405 --> 00:24:34,351 These ain't no churchgoing folks. 348 00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:37,650 I'll do just fine, George, thank you. 349 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:40,156 Oh, excuse me. 350 00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:43,524 Is Idgie Threadgoode here by any chance? 351 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:46,393 Come on in, honey. She's right down here. 352 00:24:46,453 --> 00:24:49,900 - Here? Okay. - Uh-huh. 353 00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:52,596 I'll see you, Grady Kilgore, 354 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,730 and I'll raise you twenty. 355 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:57,365 You ain't got nothin'! 356 00:24:57,430 --> 00:25:00,741 Maybe I do and maybe I don't. 357 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:05,044 Put your money where your mouth is, Mr. Sheriff. 358 00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:11,715 Well, look what the cat drug in! 359 00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:15,658 I came to talk to you. 360 00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:18,093 You're gonna have to wait. I'm busy. 361 00:25:18,151 --> 00:25:20,757 Come on, Grady, this is your big chance. You in or out? 362 00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:23,266 I'll make you a rich man. 363 00:25:23,323 --> 00:25:26,327 You just bluffin' again as usual 364 00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:29,396 I'm afraid you're gonna have to excuse Idgie. She's goin' home for dinner. 365 00:25:29,462 --> 00:25:31,635 - Say good-bye, Idgie. - Where you goin'? 366 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:36,078 - Where the hell you goin' with my money? - We're goin' home! 367 00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:40,083 - Who are you to boss me around? - The one holdin' your money! 368 00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:42,085 Give it back. 369 00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:44,280 Now, get in the car. 370 00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:49,388 All right. I'll get in the car. 371 00:25:49,449 --> 00:25:51,952 You win! 372 00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:54,999 Come on. 373 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,624 Sucker! 374 00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:58,726 I'll leave when I want! 375 00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:02,603 I don't know how you can break your mother's heart like you do. 376 00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:04,835 I'm not doin' anything to my mother. 377 00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:07,469 Oh, no? Why do you think I'm here for the summer? 378 00:26:07,534 --> 00:26:10,913 Your mother was so worried, she thought I might be able to talk some sense into you. 379 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:13,314 But you're too busy being selfish! 380 00:26:13,373 --> 00:26:16,354 What are you talkin' about? 381 00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:20,118 You're not the only one who lost Buddy. 382 00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:22,284 We all miss him... 383 00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:25,227 but turning your back on your family is not gonna help. 384 00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:29,658 What's he got to do with anything? 385 00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:33,864 Looks like you're the one with the problem forgetting my brother. 386 00:26:38,231 --> 00:26:40,734 Why just ten miles a way .. 387 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,711 Down by the river, 388 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:45,010 there lurks a den of the devil... 389 00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:48,917 Where liquor and gamblin'... 390 00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:51,819 and sin abide! 391 00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:55,553 Snakes and serpents- 392 00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:57,788 Hey, Scroggins! 393 00:26:57,850 --> 00:27:01,821 You're finally preachin' about somethin' you're kin to... snakes! 394 00:27:01,888 --> 00:27:05,199 As I said, 395 00:27:05,258 --> 00:27:10,401 snakes and serpents take many disguises. 396 00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:13,740 Let's turn to page 53 in our hymnal. 397 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:22,843 Yoo-hoo! 398 00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:27,722 Big George thought I might find you here. 399 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:35,430 If you give me a chance, a chance to get to know you, 400 00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:39,231 maybe it'll be fun! 401 00:27:39,292 --> 00:27:42,705 Fun? 402 00:27:42,762 --> 00:27:46,039 Idgie, just spend some time with me. 403 00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:48,045 Please? 404 00:27:48,101 --> 00:27:50,047 Suit yourself. 405 00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:53,411 You sure you don't wanna back out? 406 00:27:53,473 --> 00:27:56,682 - It's not too late. - I'm sure. 407 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:59,087 Here, hold this. 408 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,788 Tell me now, you like trains? 409 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:07,662 - Yes. - Good. 410 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,634 We'll get along just fine! 411 00:28:13,126 --> 00:28:16,630 Boy, did we luck out tonight. 412 00:28:19,499 --> 00:28:21,740 Hop in. 413 00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:24,338 Hop? 414 00:28:24,404 --> 00:28:27,442 Oh. Give me your hand. 415 00:28:27,507 --> 00:28:29,987 Put your foot up there. 416 00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:41,424 Hold that. 417 00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:45,131 Ooo-ooo! Look at all this! 418 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:53,302 Don't you think we should get off the train? It's startin' to move. 419 00:28:53,366 --> 00:28:57,178 No. The fun just started! 420 00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:02,918 You all right? 421 00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:07,219 Well, sometimes I get a little dizzy lookin' down. 422 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,988 Don't look down. 423 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:26,639 - What are you doin'? - Come on. Look. 424 00:29:26,699 --> 00:29:29,612 They're throwin' away food! 425 00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:36,079 You talk about "give unto others." 426 00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:39,214 Yes, but this food isn't yours to give. 427 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,451 That's church talk. 428 00:29:41,514 --> 00:29:44,518 I've seen those same people over at church on Sunday... 429 00:29:44,584 --> 00:29:47,224 over at the river club every other night of the week, 430 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:51,166 doin' anything but pray. Come on. 431 00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:08,711 - More! - Give me some. 432 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:37,412 Okay, time to get off. 433 00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:40,017 We gotta jump. 434 00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:42,678 Lump? 435 00:30:42,742 --> 00:30:45,814 Yeah jump. The next stop's five miles down the tracks. 436 00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:47,880 I don't wanna walk that far back. 437 00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:50,826 Are you crazy? 438 00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:53,261 You're not kiddin'. 439 00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:56,994 Well... 440 00:30:57,056 --> 00:30:59,536 I give up. Jump.- 441 00:30:59,592 --> 00:31:02,869 I'll tell Mama I'm not a good influence on you- 442 00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:05,205 You'll never jump, will you? 443 00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:10,373 Don't say "never" to me. 444 00:31:22,415 --> 00:31:25,191 Towanda! 445 00:31:38,064 --> 00:31:40,670 - You all right? - I'm fine. 446 00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:44,306 I'm all right. 447 00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:46,509 Ow! 448 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:48,916 Does this hurt? 449 00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:51,751 Guess so. 450 00:31:51,811 --> 00:31:54,121 - We better get you to a doc-doctor. - Shit! 451 00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:56,285 Which way is it? 452 00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:59,956 About two miles down the tracks. 453 00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:02,260 All right. Let's go. 454 00:32:04,056 --> 00:32:07,560 You'll never be able to carry me that far. 455 00:32:07,627 --> 00:32:10,335 I know. Never say never. 456 00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:14,538 I'm not carryin' you. You're walkin'. 457 00:32:20,473 --> 00:32:25,218 Thank you, Julian. I owe you one. 458 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:39,069 Uh. Ow. 459 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:42,698 Aren't you ready yet? 460 00:32:42,762 --> 00:32:44,867 What? 461 00:32:46,933 --> 00:32:50,005 This doesn't have anything to do with trains, does it? 462 00:32:50,903 --> 00:32:53,144 You like honey? 463 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:55,185 Yeah, I like honey. 464 00:32:55,241 --> 00:32:57,243 - Fresh honey? - Yeah. 465 00:32:57,310 --> 00:33:00,848 Me too. There it is. 466 00:33:00,913 --> 00:33:05,123 There what... is? 467 00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:09,064 You'll see soon enough. 468 00:33:13,025 --> 00:33:15,266 Now... stay here. 469 00:33:15,328 --> 00:33:18,275 No matter what happens, don't move. 470 00:33:18,331 --> 00:33:21,608 What are you gonna do? 471 00:33:56,602 --> 00:33:58,707 Ah. 472 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:36,912 Here you are, madam. This is for you. 473 00:34:36,976 --> 00:34:41,356 Why did you do that? You could have been killed. 474 00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:44,918 I'm sorry. 475 00:34:44,984 --> 00:34:47,692 Don't you want the honey? 476 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:51,098 I got it just for you. 477 00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:53,637 It's all right. I do it all the time. 478 00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:57,469 I never get stung, honest. 479 00:34:57,530 --> 00:34:59,532 Don't be mad at me, Ruth. 480 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:03,512 Idgie. I'm not mad at you. 481 00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:06,140 No foolin'? 482 00:35:12,945 --> 00:35:15,653 Is it bad, what I did? 483 00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:18,058 No. 484 00:35:18,117 --> 00:35:20,290 I thought I might be crazy or somethin'. 485 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:23,162 No, no. 486 00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:26,897 I've heard there were people who could charm bees. 487 00:35:26,959 --> 00:35:30,600 I've just never seen it done... before today. 488 00:35:32,498 --> 00:35:36,878 You're just a bee charmer, Idgie Threadgoode. 489 00:35:36,936 --> 00:35:41,407 That's what you are, a bee charmer. 490 00:35:41,474 --> 00:35:44,216 Here, you want to taste it? 491 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:53,091 "Satan started to laugh at job's devotion. 492 00:35:53,152 --> 00:35:58,397 "He bet God that job would never have so much faith... 493 00:35:58,457 --> 00:36:00,562 "if he didn't have so many blessings. 494 00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:04,506 "He went on and on so long and so much that God finally agreed... 495 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:07,271 "to let Satan put Job to a test. 496 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:10,473 "Suddenly from bein' on top of the world, 497 00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:14,177 Job was plunged down into the deepest pits of misery." 498 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:18,950 Surprise! 499 00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:23,159 Idgie Threadgoode! 500 00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:25,161 Tonight we're gonna have a real party. 501 00:36:25,217 --> 00:36:27,458 Drink this... and then, we're gonna play some poker. 502 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:31,400 I don't know how to play poker and I never drink... 503 00:36:31,457 --> 00:36:33,459 but thank you anyway. 504 00:36:33,526 --> 00:36:38,532 ♪ Oh, my darlin', Oh, my darlin' ♪ 505 00:36:38,597 --> 00:36:41,100 Here comes the windup. 506 00:36:41,167 --> 00:36:43,511 Burn that ball in here. Burn 'em in here! 507 00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:47,949 - Right in the pocket. - I don't know how to bat. 508 00:36:48,007 --> 00:36:50,817 And you don't drink, either. 509 00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:53,982 - It's gonna be a spitter. - Hold the bat and swing 510 00:36:54,046 --> 00:36:55,787 Spitter? 511 00:36:55,848 --> 00:36:59,057 - She gonna spit at me? - She's gonna spit on the ball 512 00:36:59,118 --> 00:37:02,327 Swing that bat! Take another crack at it. 513 00:37:02,388 --> 00:37:04,561 I'm gonna take another crack at it. 514 00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:07,832 Get 'em in here. 515 00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:18,144 Now run, Ruth. Run! 516 00:37:18,204 --> 00:37:20,206 Come on around the bases! 517 00:37:20,272 --> 00:37:22,274 Don't kiss everybody. Run! 518 00:37:22,341 --> 00:37:25,379 I have never had so much fun... 519 00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:27,788 in my whole life. 520 00:37:27,846 --> 00:37:31,157 I even got a home run. 521 00:37:31,217 --> 00:37:34,198 A clean one at that! 522 00:37:34,253 --> 00:37:37,462 A straight beats three of a kind. 523 00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:46,805 You know, poker isn't half bad. 524 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:49,038 What's your mother gonna say... 525 00:37:49,101 --> 00:37:52,480 when she sees us both... drunk? 526 00:37:52,538 --> 00:37:56,452 - You gotta stop worrying about what people think. - I know. 527 00:37:56,508 --> 00:37:58,510 You've always done the right thing. 528 00:37:58,577 --> 00:38:02,024 You took care of your daddy, the preacher, when he took sick. 529 00:38:02,081 --> 00:38:05,961 You take care of all the kids over at the church school. 530 00:38:06,018 --> 00:38:08,760 You're gonna take care of your mama. 531 00:38:08,821 --> 00:38:12,359 And I'm gonna marry the man I'm supposed to. 532 00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:14,700 You gettin' married? 533 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:19,038 As soon as the summer's over. 534 00:38:22,568 --> 00:38:26,277 Oh, am I gonna miss you. 535 00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:29,478 This is the best birthday... 536 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:32,522 I ever had. 537 00:38:45,057 --> 00:38:48,664 Ruth invited Idgie to the weddin', 538 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:51,333 but Idgie never did write back. 539 00:38:51,397 --> 00:38:55,812 No, but she did drive all night to Valdosta, Georgia, 540 00:38:55,868 --> 00:38:57,814 to watch from afar. 541 00:38:57,870 --> 00:39:00,851 Oh, here we go! 542 00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:04,410 And she swore she'd never see Ruth again. 543 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:07,719 No sir! Whew! 544 00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:12,058 Now, Mama Jamison, you put that down. 545 00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:14,723 Oh, my Lord! 546 00:39:21,226 --> 00:39:23,365 During these next few weeks, 547 00:39:23,429 --> 00:39:27,775 we will be learning to reclaim our own power as women! 548 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,938 Hallelujah! 549 00:39:30,002 --> 00:39:34,781 And tonight, we're gonna begin to explore... 550 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,047 our own femaleness... 551 00:39:37,109 --> 00:39:41,683 by examining the source of our strength... 552 00:39:41,747 --> 00:39:44,125 and our separateness. 553 00:39:44,183 --> 00:39:46,163 Our vaginas. 554 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,930 So if ya'll will just slip off your panties... 555 00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:54,527 and straddle your mirrors. 556 00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:57,267 Ms. Couch! 557 00:39:57,329 --> 00:40:00,776 Ms. Couch! 558 00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:05,213 Um, I need to be excused for a minute. 559 00:40:05,270 --> 00:40:09,343 Um, Missy, could you come with me to the ladies' room? 560 00:40:09,408 --> 00:40:13,151 - Do you find this threatening? - Uh, well, um- 561 00:40:13,212 --> 00:40:17,354 - do you have a problem with your sexuality? - No, ma'am. 562 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:20,454 But I do have a problem with my girdle. 563 00:40:26,258 --> 00:40:28,864 ♪♪ 564 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:32,670 ♪♪ 565 00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:38,807 ♪ Cherish is the word I use to describe ♪ 566 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:45,154 Hi, baby. ♪ All the feelings that I have- ♪ 567 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:48,783 All right, fried chicken! My favorite. 568 00:40:50,649 --> 00:40:54,597 ♪ I don't know how many times I wish that I had told you ♪ 569 00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:56,792 Ed? 570 00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:59,927 Ed? 571 00:40:59,992 --> 00:41:04,498 Those classes I've been taking aren't helpin' us one bit. 572 00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:07,237 Let's go to Florida... 573 00:41:07,299 --> 00:41:09,643 like when we got married. 574 00:41:09,701 --> 00:41:13,046 Kyle's gone, busy with his own life. 575 00:41:13,105 --> 00:41:15,107 It'd be just the two of us. 576 00:41:15,174 --> 00:41:18,121 Well, honey, it's just the two of us here now. 577 00:41:18,177 --> 00:41:20,885 Boy, you got a good scald on that chicken! 578 00:41:20,946 --> 00:41:23,950 - I'm tellin' you, that's really good. - Thank you. 579 00:41:24,016 --> 00:41:25,962 We could rent a boat... 580 00:41:26,018 --> 00:41:29,693 and drift around in the hot sun. 581 00:41:29,755 --> 00:41:31,860 What do you think about it? 582 00:41:31,924 --> 00:41:34,928 I'm just gettin' used to it being quiet around here. 583 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:38,770 Honey, if those classes aren't doin' you any good, 584 00:41:38,831 --> 00:41:41,812 then don't go to 'em. 585 00:41:41,867 --> 00:41:44,473 Everyone needs a miracle in their life. 586 00:41:44,536 --> 00:41:48,678 Damn, game's blacked out! 587 00:41:56,582 --> 00:41:59,188 Yoo-hoo, Mrs. Threadgoode? 588 00:41:59,251 --> 00:42:02,664 Hey. Evelyn! 589 00:42:02,721 --> 00:42:04,928 Do you like it? 590 00:42:04,990 --> 00:42:08,369 Oooh! Well, 591 00:42:08,427 --> 00:42:11,374 - who did it for ya, darlin'? - Believe it or not, 592 00:42:11,430 --> 00:42:13,376 It was a student, a little bitty thing, 593 00:42:13,432 --> 00:42:17,039 no bigger than a midget from the beauty college. 594 00:42:17,102 --> 00:42:20,447 Sometimes they come out here and do our hair for free... 595 00:42:20,506 --> 00:42:23,316 just for the practice, you know. 596 00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:27,915 - Is Ed with ya? - No, ma'am. 597 00:42:27,980 --> 00:42:31,723 His aunt said she didn't want visitors anymore, especially us. 598 00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:36,027 It's a shame. I know he feels bad, 599 00:42:36,088 --> 00:42:39,092 but Lord if he'll talk to me about it. 600 00:42:44,029 --> 00:42:46,270 Oh, thank you. 601 00:42:46,331 --> 00:42:49,312 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 602 00:42:50,769 --> 00:42:53,682 Mrs. Threadgoode- 603 00:42:56,942 --> 00:43:00,890 How about tellin' me some more... about Idgie? 604 00:43:00,946 --> 00:43:03,324 Oh, well, now, let me see. 605 00:43:03,382 --> 00:43:08,695 Where were we? Ruth had just gotten married to Frank Bennett? 606 00:43:08,754 --> 00:43:11,098 Wasn't that the man Idgie was arrested for murderin'? 607 00:43:11,156 --> 00:43:14,365 That's right. 608 00:43:14,426 --> 00:43:20,001 After Ruth left, Idgie went back to her old ways, 609 00:43:20,065 --> 00:43:24,605 Hangin' out with Grady and the boys at the river club. 610 00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:30,552 But after a few years, temptation got the better of her. 611 00:43:33,445 --> 00:43:37,291 I don't wanna wake you, Miss Idgie, but it's an all-day drive to Valdosta. 612 00:43:37,349 --> 00:43:40,387 Your mama said if you're goin', she wants you to take this pie to Miss Ruth. 613 00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:45,401 - How does she know where I'm going? - I told her. 614 00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:48,904 Don't you go stirrin' up no trouble for Miss Ruth now. 615 00:43:48,961 --> 00:43:51,271 - Yes, ma'am. - Don't "yes, ma'am" me. 616 00:43:51,330 --> 00:43:53,310 You can stay in my house as long as you want, 617 00:43:53,365 --> 00:43:56,073 but don't treat me like you treat your mama. 618 00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:58,546 - Grandma! - Yes, ma'am. 619 00:44:25,731 --> 00:44:27,677 Hi there. 620 00:44:27,733 --> 00:44:31,647 - Yes? - Uh, is Ruth at home? 621 00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:33,842 Who's callin'? 622 00:44:33,905 --> 00:44:38,217 You just tell her it's the bee charmer from Alabama. 623 00:44:38,276 --> 00:44:41,257 Ruth, 624 00:44:41,313 --> 00:44:45,125 there's some bee person here to see you. 625 00:44:58,063 --> 00:45:01,704 - Idgie. - Hi. 626 00:45:01,767 --> 00:45:05,374 You got a real nice home, real nice things and all. 627 00:45:05,437 --> 00:45:07,439 Mm-hmm, thank you. 628 00:45:07,506 --> 00:45:11,977 Mama said to give you this pie. 629 00:45:12,044 --> 00:45:14,820 So- 630 00:45:16,882 --> 00:45:21,888 Idgie Threadgoode, how are ya? 631 00:45:21,953 --> 00:45:26,561 You look so... so grown up. 632 00:45:26,625 --> 00:45:31,199 All the guys must be wild about you. 633 00:45:31,263 --> 00:45:35,040 Tell me, do you have a fella yet? 634 00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:39,549 A... couple. 635 00:45:39,604 --> 00:45:41,982 I haven't decided on any. 636 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,986 Grady's the most persistent, but- 637 00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:46,955 - Grady Kilgore? - Don't say it so loud. 638 00:45:47,012 --> 00:45:49,686 Ruth, honey who's down there? 639 00:45:50,816 --> 00:45:52,796 - Hey- - Well- 640 00:45:52,851 --> 00:45:55,331 - What happened to you? - Nothin'. 641 00:45:55,387 --> 00:45:57,526 Nothin'! Where'd you get the shiner? 642 00:45:57,589 --> 00:45:59,535 - Well, I- - Who's down there? 643 00:45:59,591 --> 00:46:02,765 - You'd better leave now. - Did he hit you? 644 00:46:02,828 --> 00:46:06,537 - Did he beat you? Somebody's got to talk to him. - Idgie. 645 00:46:06,598 --> 00:46:08,737 - You're not gonna do anything. - I'm gonna kill him. 646 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,871 I'm gonna have a conversation with him about... 647 00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:13,712 - You're not gonna do anything. - ...pickin' on somebody his own size. 648 00:46:13,772 --> 00:46:16,252 You're not gonna do anything, understand? 649 00:46:16,308 --> 00:46:18,515 If you care about me, if you really do, 650 00:46:18,577 --> 00:46:22,491 you'll turn around and leave this minute. You understand? 651 00:46:35,494 --> 00:46:39,169 Well, what'd she want? 652 00:46:41,266 --> 00:46:44,509 Nothin'. 653 00:46:54,346 --> 00:46:58,920 Ruth's a grown woman, and she knows what's best for her. 654 00:46:58,984 --> 00:47:02,488 Mmm, I'm not so sure about that. 655 00:47:02,988 --> 00:47:05,025 Idgie? 656 00:47:05,090 --> 00:47:07,400 Grady. Hi. 657 00:47:07,459 --> 00:47:11,100 - Idgie, will you dance with me? - No. 658 00:47:11,163 --> 00:47:13,803 Come on. It's only a dance. 659 00:47:17,636 --> 00:47:20,708 - Miss Idgie Threadgoode... - Get your butt off the floor. 660 00:47:20,772 --> 00:47:24,015 Will you dance with me? 661 00:47:26,244 --> 00:47:30,989 I will not dance with you, and I will not marry you. 662 00:47:31,049 --> 00:47:34,223 Go marry Gladys Moats. She just adores you. 663 00:47:34,286 --> 00:47:38,257 But she did fall on her head when she was a child. 664 00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:42,768 You're just a goofy girl, Idgie, a goofy girl. 665 00:47:42,828 --> 00:47:44,830 - Who're you callin' a goof? - Ow-ow-ow! 666 00:47:44,896 --> 00:47:48,070 - Who you callin' a goof? - Stop that before I get mad and hurt ya. 667 00:47:48,133 --> 00:47:50,306 Oh, yeah. You try it. 668 00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:53,906 - Grady! - There now, you give up? 669 00:47:53,972 --> 00:47:55,952 No, I'll never give up! 670 00:47:56,007 --> 00:48:00,547 Grady finally got dizzy and give up. 671 00:48:00,612 --> 00:48:05,254 Try as they might, none of them fellas could tame Idgie. 672 00:48:05,951 --> 00:48:08,158 Now, a little while later, 673 00:48:08,220 --> 00:48:11,997 a letter come from Ruth. 674 00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:19,269 Oh. It's an obituary. 675 00:48:19,331 --> 00:48:22,778 Oh, no, honey, Ruth's mother died. 676 00:48:22,834 --> 00:48:24,780 Oh. 677 00:48:24,836 --> 00:48:26,941 And this is from the Bible. 678 00:48:27,005 --> 00:48:29,576 It's from the book of Ruth. 679 00:48:29,641 --> 00:48:34,886 "And Ruth said, whither thou goest, I will go; 680 00:48:34,946 --> 00:48:37,290 "where thou lodgest, I will lodge; 681 00:48:37,349 --> 00:48:41,058 thy people shall be my people." 682 00:48:58,904 --> 00:49:03,011 All right Julian, you and Big George wait here. 683 00:49:14,552 --> 00:49:18,227 - Mama died. - I know. 684 00:49:20,825 --> 00:49:24,739 And I'm pregnant. 685 00:49:42,047 --> 00:49:45,654 Julian, I got another box here when you're done! 686 00:49:56,394 --> 00:49:58,431 I never seen anybody with so many hats. 687 00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:00,669 Why don't we put three in one box? 688 00:50:00,732 --> 00:50:03,679 I don't think we can fit all these in the car. 689 00:50:03,735 --> 00:50:06,841 We're gonna need a separate truck for all your stuff. 690 00:50:06,905 --> 00:50:08,851 What the hell is going on here? 691 00:50:08,907 --> 00:50:10,853 Looks like your wife's leavin' you, mister. 692 00:50:10,909 --> 00:50:15,756 - Sure she is. - Don't you touch her! Let go. 693 00:50:15,814 --> 00:50:19,421 You bastard! 694 00:50:19,484 --> 00:50:21,430 Put her down! 695 00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:23,727 - Bastard! - Whoooo! 696 00:50:23,788 --> 00:50:25,927 Stop it! 697 00:50:28,727 --> 00:50:30,400 Don't you hurt her! 698 00:50:30,462 --> 00:50:33,375 Frank! 699 00:50:36,668 --> 00:50:40,047 I wouldn't do that if I was you, mister. 700 00:50:42,607 --> 00:50:46,419 See, the thing is, you might upset Big George. 701 00:50:46,478 --> 00:50:48,890 And he's crazy 702 00:50:48,947 --> 00:50:53,054 There's no tellin' what he might do. 703 00:51:13,838 --> 00:51:17,217 Go on, get outta here. 704 00:51:27,318 --> 00:51:29,958 Hey! 705 00:51:30,021 --> 00:51:33,332 Come on! Hey hey! Come on now! 706 00:51:33,391 --> 00:51:36,395 Let's go. Come on. You okay? 707 00:51:36,461 --> 00:51:39,067 Let's get Miss Ruth and get outta here. 708 00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:42,839 Come on, Miss Ruth. Come on. 709 00:51:44,369 --> 00:51:48,340 If you ever touch her again, I'll kill you. 710 00:51:54,012 --> 00:51:57,255 Well, I sure as hell scared him, didn't I? 711 00:51:57,315 --> 00:51:59,955 Yeah you sure scared him. 712 00:52:00,018 --> 00:52:02,999 Towanda, the amazing Amazon woman! 713 00:52:03,054 --> 00:52:05,056 Towanda? 714 00:52:05,123 --> 00:52:07,933 Towanda! Towanda! 715 00:52:10,829 --> 00:52:13,776 Evelyn? Evelyn! 716 00:52:13,832 --> 00:52:16,005 Oh! I'm sorry. 717 00:52:16,067 --> 00:52:18,138 I was just lookin' at the pictures, Missy. 718 00:52:18,203 --> 00:52:21,548 They have the greatest stories in that magazine, don't they? 719 00:52:21,606 --> 00:52:23,984 Will I see you in group tonight? 720 00:52:24,042 --> 00:52:26,579 We'll be talking about masturbation. 721 00:52:26,644 --> 00:52:30,751 No, I don't think so. I think I've had enough learnin' for the time bein'. 722 00:52:30,815 --> 00:52:34,592 Thank you. Thank you. 723 00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:37,394 Oh! Excuse me. 724 00:52:37,455 --> 00:52:40,459 Screw you! 725 00:52:47,198 --> 00:52:49,235 Excuse me, young man. 726 00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:53,112 There was no reason for you to be so rude to me. 727 00:52:53,171 --> 00:52:55,742 - Get away from me, you fat cow. - What did you call me? 728 00:52:55,807 --> 00:52:58,310 Beat it, you old bitch. 729 00:52:58,376 --> 00:53:01,357 Why are you being so mean to me? 730 00:53:01,412 --> 00:53:04,586 What did I ever do to you- 731 00:53:04,649 --> 00:53:08,119 I don't understand! 732 00:53:16,461 --> 00:53:19,533 Look at my Stove Top! 733 00:53:26,004 --> 00:53:28,848 BOO! 734 00:53:28,907 --> 00:53:33,515 Oh, honey, what in the world is the matter? 735 00:53:33,578 --> 00:53:36,320 I don't know. 736 00:53:38,082 --> 00:53:41,461 Come on. 737 00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:44,523 Come on. I need some exercise. 738 00:53:52,564 --> 00:53:58,446 Now, you tell me what's botherin' you, sugar. 739 00:53:58,503 --> 00:54:03,077 I just- I just feel so useless. 740 00:54:03,141 --> 00:54:06,987 So- So powerless. 741 00:54:07,045 --> 00:54:11,994 - Everybody goes through that. - But I can't stop eatin'. 742 00:54:12,050 --> 00:54:16,999 Every day I try and try and every day I go off. 743 00:54:20,024 --> 00:54:23,062 I hide candy bars all over the house. 744 00:54:23,127 --> 00:54:26,108 A candy bar ain't gonna hurt ya none. 745 00:54:26,164 --> 00:54:30,510 One, no. But 10 or 11? 746 00:54:31,903 --> 00:54:35,282 I can't even look at my own vagina. 747 00:54:35,340 --> 00:54:38,810 I can't help ya on that one. 748 00:54:38,876 --> 00:54:43,291 I wish I had the courage to get it over with and get really fat. 749 00:54:47,218 --> 00:54:51,667 Oh, Mrs. Threadgoode, I just- 750 00:54:51,723 --> 00:54:56,229 I'm too young to be old and I'm too old to be young. 751 00:54:58,129 --> 00:55:00,973 Maybe I'm just goin' crazy. 752 00:55:02,567 --> 00:55:05,776 You get hot flashes? 753 00:55:05,837 --> 00:55:07,783 Sometimes. 754 00:55:07,839 --> 00:55:11,878 You get the sweats and your hearts starts a-poundin'? 755 00:55:11,943 --> 00:55:14,287 - How did you know? - Simple, honey. 756 00:55:14,345 --> 00:55:18,054 You're going through the change. 757 00:55:18,116 --> 00:55:22,622 I used to burst into tears for no reason at all. 758 00:55:24,289 --> 00:55:26,599 You need some hormones. Hmm? 759 00:55:26,658 --> 00:55:30,265 Maybe some Stresstabs number 4 for good measure. 760 00:55:30,328 --> 00:55:33,798 - Really? Is that all? - Sure, honey. 761 00:55:33,865 --> 00:55:36,209 You get yourself some hormones. 762 00:55:36,267 --> 00:55:39,771 Then you get outta the house and get a job. 763 00:55:41,139 --> 00:55:43,585 With your pretty complexion... 764 00:55:43,641 --> 00:55:47,418 I'll bet you'll be great with cosmetics. 765 00:55:48,813 --> 00:55:52,386 I know how you feel. 766 00:55:52,450 --> 00:55:55,897 I was about your age when I had my child. 767 00:55:55,953 --> 00:55:58,456 Then I went through the change of life. 768 00:55:58,523 --> 00:56:03,165 - I didn't know you had a child. - Yes, I did. 769 00:56:03,227 --> 00:56:06,208 Albert. 770 00:56:06,264 --> 00:56:10,872 When he was born, the doctor said it would be best if I didn't see him. 771 00:56:10,935 --> 00:56:15,042 He said his mind would never develop past the age of five, 772 00:56:15,106 --> 00:56:18,087 and I should just put him in an institution... 773 00:56:18,142 --> 00:56:22,818 because the burden of raisin' a child like that would be too great. 774 00:56:24,015 --> 00:56:28,862 Well, I thought about Ruth. 775 00:56:30,421 --> 00:56:32,765 She always said... 776 00:56:32,824 --> 00:56:36,271 there was a separate God for children. 777 00:56:36,327 --> 00:56:41,242 Sol smiled at him and I asked for the baby. 778 00:56:41,299 --> 00:56:46,009 Oh, how could anybody think that sweet, precious baby... 779 00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:48,311 could ever be a burden? 780 00:56:48,373 --> 00:56:52,685 Why, from the minute he was born, Albert was the joy of my life, 781 00:56:52,744 --> 00:56:55,782 the Lord's greatest gift. 782 00:56:55,847 --> 00:57:00,421 I don't believe there was a purer soul ever lived on this earth. 783 00:57:00,485 --> 00:57:03,466 I had him with me till he was 30. 784 00:57:03,521 --> 00:57:07,799 Then he went to sleep and didn't wake up. 785 00:57:09,193 --> 00:57:11,935 Sometimes I can't wait to get to heaven to see him again. 786 00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:17,512 Whoa! 787 00:57:17,568 --> 00:57:20,845 Shit! It's a boy! 788 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:26,749 I think a prayer of thanksgivin' would be in order. 789 00:57:26,811 --> 00:57:30,816 Goddamn it to hell, son-of-a-bitch, she did it! Here's to Ruth! 790 00:57:30,882 --> 00:57:35,160 Idgie always did have a way with words around the reverend. 791 00:57:35,853 --> 00:57:39,357 Well, Ruth had a baby 792 00:57:39,424 --> 00:57:42,166 She named him Buddy- Buddy junior. 793 00:57:42,226 --> 00:57:47,369 Papa went out and borrowed money so Ruth and Idgie could start a cafe, 794 00:57:47,432 --> 00:57:49,673 the Whistle Stop Cafe. 795 00:57:54,405 --> 00:57:59,684 ♪ When you come by my house come down behind the jail ♪ 796 00:57:59,744 --> 00:58:02,350 ♪ I've got a sign on my door ♪ 797 00:58:02,413 --> 00:58:04,689 ♪ Barbecue for sale ♪ 798 00:58:04,749 --> 00:58:07,525 ♪ I'm talkin' about barbecue ♪ 799 00:58:07,585 --> 00:58:12,534 ♪ Only thing I crave ♪ 800 00:58:12,590 --> 00:58:15,662 ♪ And a good-doin' meat ♪ 801 00:58:15,726 --> 00:58:21,005 ♪ Will carry me to my grave ♪ 802 00:58:21,065 --> 00:58:25,844 ♪ I'm sellin' it for cheap 'cause I got good stuff ♪ 803 00:58:25,903 --> 00:58:28,179 Miss Idgie can you get the door? 804 00:58:28,239 --> 00:58:31,846 Yes. Big George. 805 00:58:31,909 --> 00:58:35,220 Miss Ruth, me and the missus want to thank you... 806 00:58:35,279 --> 00:58:37,452 for sendin' that soup over last night. 807 00:58:37,515 --> 00:58:41,759 - I'll pay you when I get ahead. - You don't owe me, Ocie. 808 00:58:41,819 --> 00:58:44,493 - Thank you. - I'm just glad they're better. 809 00:58:44,555 --> 00:58:48,230 - How is this, by the way? - It's good, very good. 810 00:58:48,292 --> 00:58:51,762 I'm not happy till I see clean plates. 811 00:58:54,432 --> 00:58:56,969 Can't go on, Idgie. 812 00:58:57,034 --> 00:58:59,344 I'm talking to you as a friend. 813 00:58:59,403 --> 00:59:03,874 - There's people in this town, paying customers too- - There you go. 814 00:59:03,941 --> 00:59:07,582 But some people don't like you... 815 00:59:07,645 --> 00:59:09,818 sellin' to coloreds. 816 00:59:09,881 --> 00:59:11,861 Here you go. 817 00:59:11,916 --> 00:59:15,830 Tell you what. Next time those "some people" come here, 818 00:59:15,887 --> 00:59:18,333 I'm gonna ask if they don't want anybody to know... 819 00:59:18,389 --> 00:59:20,562 who they are under those sheets... 820 00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:24,732 when they go marchin' in those stupid parades, 821 00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:27,639 how come they don't have sense to change their shoes? 822 00:59:27,730 --> 00:59:31,075 - Hold on there. - Y'all ain't foolin' anybody. 823 00:59:31,134 --> 00:59:35,344 I'd recognize those size 14 clodhoppers you got anywhere. 824 00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:38,545 - Just a minute, Idgie. - More pie, Grady? 825 00:59:38,608 --> 00:59:41,111 No, thank you, Ruth. 826 00:59:41,177 --> 00:59:44,750 Idgie, I'll talk to the boys. 827 00:59:44,814 --> 00:59:46,987 You just keep them on out back there, ya hear? 828 00:59:47,050 --> 00:59:51,829 - Bye, Ruth. - Bye, Grady. 829 00:59:52,522 --> 00:59:53,967 You're gonna get yourself in a heap of trouble. 830 00:59:54,023 --> 00:59:58,028 What, Grady? He's harmless. 831 00:59:58,094 --> 01:00:02,133 You shoulda seen that big ox down by the river. 832 01:00:02,198 --> 01:00:06,237 Three solid days, drunk as a dog, cryin' like a baby... 833 01:00:06,302 --> 01:00:09,078 'cause Joe, that ol' colored man that raised him, died. 834 01:00:09,138 --> 01:00:11,084 - Remember that, Sipsey? - Yes'm. 835 01:00:11,140 --> 01:00:13,848 - He sure ain't' jokin' now, is he, son? - No, ma'am. 836 01:00:13,910 --> 01:00:16,288 He won't even sit in the same room and have a meal today. 837 01:00:16,346 --> 01:00:21,295 Don't make no sense. Big ox like Grady won't sit next to a colored child, 838 01:00:21,351 --> 01:00:24,798 but he eats eggs- Shoot right out of a chicken's ass. 839 01:00:34,263 --> 01:00:38,234 ♪ Now some like it hot some like it cold ♪ 840 01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:43,774 ♪ Some take it any way any way it's sold ♪ 841 01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,616 ♪ I'm talkin' about barbecue ♪ 842 01:00:46,676 --> 01:00:49,657 ♪ All these things I pray ♪ 843 01:00:49,712 --> 01:00:52,386 Come on, Smokey, let's go for a walk. 844 01:01:01,357 --> 01:01:04,133 I'm sorry about spillin' my food, ma'am. 845 01:01:04,193 --> 01:01:07,868 I'll just head on. 846 01:01:16,572 --> 01:01:19,610 See that piece of land over there? 847 01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:22,486 See it? That used to be a lake. 848 01:01:22,545 --> 01:01:24,547 Yeah. 849 01:01:24,614 --> 01:01:26,560 This one November, 850 01:01:26,616 --> 01:01:28,562 all these ducks come by... 851 01:01:28,618 --> 01:01:31,895 and they landed on that lake. 852 01:01:31,954 --> 01:01:36,061 Then the temperature dropped so fast, the whole lake just froze. 853 01:01:36,125 --> 01:01:39,163 Then the ducks took off and took the lake with 'em. 854 01:01:39,228 --> 01:01:42,038 Now that lake's somewhere in Georgia, the way I hear it. 855 01:01:42,098 --> 01:01:44,772 Go on now. 856 01:01:58,381 --> 01:02:00,861 God bless you, ma'am. 857 01:02:10,893 --> 01:02:16,502 ♪ Cool down, down down by the bank ♪ 858 01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:19,706 ♪ Banks of Jordan ♪ 859 01:02:19,769 --> 01:02:25,310 ♪ Cool down by the banks of Jordan ♪ 860 01:02:25,374 --> 01:02:29,789 ♪ Cool down by down by the bank ♪ 861 01:02:29,846 --> 01:02:32,122 Here, try this. 862 01:02:35,885 --> 01:02:39,924 - So what do you think? - They're okay. 863 01:02:39,989 --> 01:02:43,698 - The truth. - Well- 864 01:02:46,295 --> 01:02:49,071 They're terrible. 865 01:02:49,132 --> 01:02:54,081 Oh, well, don't be shy. Tell me how you feel. 866 01:02:54,137 --> 01:02:56,674 I will. 867 01:03:09,352 --> 01:03:11,525 What'd you go and do that for? 868 01:03:14,323 --> 01:03:17,600 I just thought you needed a little coolin' off. 869 01:03:17,660 --> 01:03:21,767 You're right. 870 01:03:35,111 --> 01:03:38,524 Try these. 871 01:03:42,351 --> 01:03:45,025 I think we need to make a little paste. 872 01:04:04,106 --> 01:04:06,848 What in the name of Christmas are you two doing? 873 01:04:06,909 --> 01:04:08,855 She's tryin' to teach me how to cook. 874 01:04:08,911 --> 01:04:11,790 Look at those fried green tomatoes. 875 01:04:15,885 --> 01:04:20,231 You better stop this. I'm gonna have to arrest you for disorderly conduct. 876 01:04:20,289 --> 01:04:22,769 - Arrest us then. - Let me handle this. 877 01:04:22,825 --> 01:04:25,101 - All right. - Grady. 878 01:04:26,896 --> 01:04:29,399 Ha-ha-ha! 879 01:04:29,465 --> 01:04:33,641 Arrest us. Go ahead, arrest us. 880 01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:38,083 Ruth, I have to say it. I believe Idgie's been a bad influence on ya. 881 01:04:38,140 --> 01:04:41,280 I agree. 882 01:04:41,978 --> 01:04:44,424 ♪ I, I, I ♪ 883 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:49,327 ♪ I, I, I don't wanna ♪ 884 01:04:49,385 --> 01:04:53,162 ♪ Hear you weep no more when I'm gone ♪ 885 01:04:53,222 --> 01:04:58,035 ♪ Don't wanna hear you weep when I'm gone in my grave ♪ 886 01:04:58,094 --> 01:05:01,007 ♪ In my grave ♪♪ 887 01:05:20,283 --> 01:05:23,389 I'll be back in a minute. 888 01:05:23,452 --> 01:05:25,523 Y'all keep the show going till then. 889 01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:27,625 We ain't goin' nowhere. 890 01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:31,898 - ...down again. - She's still poorly. 891 01:05:31,961 --> 01:05:34,965 - Where's the baby? - Who are you? 892 01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:39,711 What do you want? 893 01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:42,613 Frank! 894 01:05:44,307 --> 01:05:46,913 Get outta here. 895 01:05:46,976 --> 01:05:50,719 - Get on outta here! - Go on, get outta here and leave us alone. 896 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:53,090 Come on now, Ruth. 897 01:05:53,149 --> 01:05:57,859 You wouldn't deny a father the right to see his own son, would ya? 898 01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,730 You git, I say. Scat you! 899 01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:04,670 Damn! Gimme that. Let it go! 900 01:06:11,434 --> 01:06:16,543 Well, that's my boy, isn't it? 901 01:06:21,344 --> 01:06:23,950 Everything all right, ma'am? 902 01:06:25,715 --> 01:06:29,720 Our guest is just leavin'. 903 01:06:29,785 --> 01:06:31,731 Come on, Frank, let's go. 904 01:06:35,191 --> 01:06:38,138 I'll be back. 905 01:06:38,194 --> 01:06:41,971 In the end, you and the baby gonna be back. 906 01:06:45,134 --> 01:06:49,173 I ain't scared of you! No, sir! 907 01:06:49,238 --> 01:06:52,651 You should be. 908 01:07:02,385 --> 01:07:04,763 Mind your manners, boy! 909 01:07:13,662 --> 01:07:16,040 Grady, 910 01:07:16,098 --> 01:07:19,341 what does Gladys think of you stayin' out late... 911 01:07:19,402 --> 01:07:23,714 and losin' your money to me in poker night after night? 912 01:07:24,540 --> 01:07:27,384 She likes it just fine. 913 01:07:31,947 --> 01:07:34,587 - They got Big George. - Idgie! 914 01:07:34,650 --> 01:07:37,153 - Let go of him! - Let me handle this! 915 01:07:37,219 --> 01:07:41,099 We seen how you treat your niggers around here and we don't like it. 916 01:07:41,157 --> 01:07:45,435 I'm the law in these parts. I don't care what you like or don't like. 917 01:07:45,494 --> 01:07:47,474 Turn him loose. 918 01:07:47,530 --> 01:07:50,739 Don't get riled up, nigger lover. 919 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:55,271 You deaf or somethin'? I said, let him go! 920 01:07:55,337 --> 01:07:58,318 - Before you get yourselves in a whole lot of trouble! - Calm down. 921 01:07:58,374 --> 01:08:01,150 We wanted to have a little get-together... 922 01:08:01,210 --> 01:08:04,191 and make sure we see eye to eye on some things. 923 01:08:04,246 --> 01:08:07,693 You hear me now? 924 01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:09,787 Let's let him go, boys. 925 01:08:09,852 --> 01:08:11,559 We've had enough fun for one night. 926 01:08:11,620 --> 01:08:13,566 - Turn him loose. - Come on. 927 01:08:13,622 --> 01:08:15,602 No, you're gonna get in trouble. 928 01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:20,697 Well, now, that's more like it. 929 01:08:20,763 --> 01:08:23,710 Seems I don't recognize any of you boys. 930 01:08:23,766 --> 01:08:26,007 Y'all ain't from Whistle Stop, are you? 931 01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:31,109 This ought to do it. 932 01:08:31,173 --> 01:08:34,177 I want to thank you, Miss Idgie. 933 01:08:34,243 --> 01:08:39,420 Forget it. You'd have done the same for me. 934 01:08:39,482 --> 01:08:43,294 Try to get some sleep. 935 01:08:48,090 --> 01:08:51,196 Who the hell were those assholes? 936 01:08:51,260 --> 01:08:56,539 They's just some old boys from Georgia come over here to put a scare in you. 937 01:08:56,599 --> 01:08:59,045 Well, it worked. 938 01:08:59,101 --> 01:09:01,809 One of 'em was here the other day for something, 939 01:09:01,871 --> 01:09:04,408 seen you sellin' food to coloreds. 940 01:09:04,473 --> 01:09:08,546 They decided to come back, shake you up a bit. 941 01:09:08,611 --> 01:09:12,058 I told 'em we don't need anybody from Georgia comin' over here... 942 01:09:12,114 --> 01:09:14,651 tellin' us what we can or cannot do. 943 01:09:14,717 --> 01:09:19,894 They won't be back. I guaran-gol-damn-tee you that. 944 01:09:19,955 --> 01:09:23,027 One other thing, little Miss Smarty-pants, 945 01:09:23,092 --> 01:09:27,370 I do not wear a size 14 shoe... 946 01:09:27,429 --> 01:09:31,002 and I don't much care for parades, 947 01:09:31,066 --> 01:09:34,673 bedsheets or otherwise. 948 01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:51,624 Hey. What's the matter? 949 01:09:51,687 --> 01:09:55,100 It was Frank. He saw the baby. 950 01:09:55,157 --> 01:09:58,263 - You sure it was him? - Yes, I'm sure. 951 01:09:58,327 --> 01:10:01,240 So that's why those Kluxers were here. 952 01:10:01,297 --> 01:10:04,642 Let me take him. 953 01:10:06,068 --> 01:10:10,278 Don't worry. I mean, if he's dumb enough to come back here, 954 01:10:10,339 --> 01:10:13,252 Grady and the Alabama boys will take care of him. 955 01:10:13,309 --> 01:10:17,348 If they don't, I'll think of somethin'. 956 01:10:17,413 --> 01:10:20,326 Don't take any chances. 957 01:10:20,382 --> 01:10:23,693 Promise me you won't do anythin' crazy, no matter what. 958 01:10:23,752 --> 01:10:27,325 Me? Not me. 959 01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:32,770 I'm gonna put him down. 960 01:10:32,828 --> 01:10:34,705 Hey little Buddy 961 01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:38,140 That was the last anyone saw of Frank Bennett... 962 01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:40,510 until the night of the town follies. 963 01:10:40,569 --> 01:10:44,984 Ruth was away at one of the Reverend Scroggins' many revivals. 964 01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,987 One thing a woman expects when she gets married... 965 01:10:48,043 --> 01:10:49,989 is sympathy. 966 01:10:50,045 --> 01:10:52,457 Haven't you got that since you married me? 967 01:10:52,514 --> 01:10:56,985 I sure have... from the whole town. 968 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:20,645 ♪♪ 969 01:11:28,017 --> 01:11:31,362 - Hey there! - You got to come quick. 970 01:11:31,420 --> 01:11:34,594 Well, the show has hardly begun. 971 01:11:34,657 --> 01:11:37,399 You got to come quick now. You hear me? 972 01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:42,439 - Run, get help! Run, quick! - Where's the baby? 973 01:11:42,498 --> 01:11:44,535 Never mind. 974 01:12:03,952 --> 01:12:09,493 Excuse me, sir. I don't believe you should be goin' anywhere... 975 01:12:09,558 --> 01:12:12,129 with Ruth's baby. 976 01:12:56,872 --> 01:12:58,852 Thank you. 977 01:12:58,907 --> 01:13:01,353 Hi there. What can I do for you boys? 978 01:13:01,410 --> 01:13:03,356 - Idgie. - Grady. 979 01:13:03,412 --> 01:13:06,586 - This here is Sheriff Curtis Smoote. - Hi there. 980 01:13:06,648 --> 01:13:09,720 - He's over here from Georgia. He's lookin' for a fella. - Oh. 981 01:13:12,888 --> 01:13:14,925 - You recognize him? - No. 982 01:13:14,990 --> 01:13:19,769 That's my husband, but I haven't seen him in months. 983 01:13:19,828 --> 01:13:23,071 I heard he got run over by a Brinks armored truck. 984 01:13:23,132 --> 01:13:25,169 What's he done? 985 01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:29,239 Nothin' that we know of. We're tryin' to find out what's been did to him. 986 01:13:29,304 --> 01:13:32,808 He told his hired man he was comin' to see his wife and baby, 987 01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:36,880 but he ain't never showed up back home. 988 01:13:36,945 --> 01:13:39,653 Hell, I told him if he showed up in this town, 989 01:13:39,715 --> 01:13:41,854 we'd all have known. 990 01:13:41,917 --> 01:13:44,363 Looks a little sissified to me. 991 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:48,425 From what I hear, most you boys in Georgia... 992 01:13:48,490 --> 01:13:49,935 are a little light on your feet 993 01:13:49,992 --> 01:13:53,166 That's the way I heard it. 994 01:13:53,228 --> 01:13:55,367 Could I interest you in some pie? 995 01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:59,345 No, ma'am, but that barbecue sure smells good. 996 01:13:59,401 --> 01:14:02,848 Best damn barbecue in the state of Alabama. 997 01:14:32,067 --> 01:14:34,707 Here you go. That's your 4th one today. 998 01:14:34,770 --> 01:14:37,614 I swear you're about to eat up all my barbecue. 999 01:14:37,673 --> 01:14:40,449 Sit down. 1000 01:14:40,509 --> 01:14:43,490 Sit down. 1001 01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:47,287 You ain't foolin' me, girlie girl. 1002 01:14:47,349 --> 01:14:50,023 I know who you are. 1003 01:14:50,085 --> 01:14:53,259 I heard from Bennett's hired hand that you threatened to kill Frank. 1004 01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:56,531 He ain't showed up dead yet. 1005 01:14:56,592 --> 01:15:00,369 But if he does, you in a whole mess of trouble. You understand? 1006 01:15:00,429 --> 01:15:04,502 What we talkin' about is murder here. 1007 01:15:04,566 --> 01:15:07,775 Runnin' afoul of the law and nobody gets away with that, 1008 01:15:07,836 --> 01:15:11,648 not even a bunch of Alabama smart alecks. 1009 01:15:11,707 --> 01:15:14,347 If I find so much as a hair of his head, 1010 01:15:14,409 --> 01:15:17,083 I'll arrest you faster than you can slap a tick, 1011 01:15:17,145 --> 01:15:22,720 'cause I'm the law, and you cant beat the law 1012 01:15:42,971 --> 01:15:46,350 Hey there. 1013 01:15:46,408 --> 01:15:49,014 Tell me what he said. 1014 01:15:49,077 --> 01:15:53,958 Smoote's? I told you. He said... 1015 01:15:54,016 --> 01:15:57,327 that was the best damn barbecue he ever had. 1016 01:15:57,386 --> 01:16:00,128 - That's all? - No. 1017 01:16:00,188 --> 01:16:06,605 - What else? - He said the pie was pretty good too. 1018 01:16:11,533 --> 01:16:14,207 You sure you ain't never seen this man, boy? 1019 01:16:14,269 --> 01:16:17,910 Yes, sir, and I already told ya, I ain't never seen him. 1020 01:16:17,973 --> 01:16:20,476 You'd do anything for Miss Idgie, wouldn't ya, boy? 1021 01:16:22,377 --> 01:16:24,323 Yes, sir. 1022 01:16:27,549 --> 01:16:31,156 Would ya kill for her? Did ya kill for her? 1023 01:16:38,527 --> 01:16:40,666 No, sir. 1024 01:16:40,729 --> 01:16:45,576 Well, now, maybe one of these days you'll tell the truth. 1025 01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:50,311 Just remember, we hang lyin' niggers in Georgia... 1026 01:16:50,372 --> 01:16:53,353 just as fast as they do in Alabama. 1027 01:16:53,408 --> 01:16:57,185 Yes, sir, I remember. 1028 01:16:59,414 --> 01:17:02,418 ♪♪ 1029 01:17:02,484 --> 01:17:04,987 ♪♪ 1030 01:17:05,053 --> 01:17:10,162 ♪♪ 1031 01:17:34,750 --> 01:17:39,199 Sorry. 1032 01:17:39,254 --> 01:17:44,203 - What are ya doin' in here? - No milk in the house. 1033 01:17:44,259 --> 01:17:46,364 Where were you? 1034 01:17:46,428 --> 01:17:49,375 Takin' care of business, havin' a good time. 1035 01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:55,673 I've been thinkin' maybe I should move on... 1036 01:17:55,737 --> 01:17:58,217 because of Frank and all. 1037 01:17:58,273 --> 01:18:03,222 I just don't want you to feel like... 1038 01:18:03,278 --> 01:18:06,225 you have to look out for us. 1039 01:18:06,281 --> 01:18:08,727 I just... 1040 01:18:08,784 --> 01:18:11,025 don't want to be selfish, that's all. 1041 01:18:11,086 --> 01:18:13,430 Maybe if I wasn't here, you'd settle down. 1042 01:18:13,488 --> 01:18:18,403 I'm as settled as I ever hope to be. 1043 01:18:33,008 --> 01:18:37,718 Then... why can't you tell me where you were? 1044 01:18:47,823 --> 01:18:51,327 I had a dream... the other night. 1045 01:18:51,393 --> 01:18:56,706 I dreamt that Buddy was gone. 1046 01:18:56,765 --> 01:19:01,236 I ran to his crib and there he was, sleepin' like an angel. 1047 01:19:01,303 --> 01:19:03,943 You know, I thanked God... 1048 01:19:04,005 --> 01:19:06,986 for lettin' me still have Buddy. 1049 01:19:07,042 --> 01:19:09,613 And I remembered... 1050 01:19:09,678 --> 01:19:13,421 havin' the same reaction after Frank would beat me, 1051 01:19:13,482 --> 01:19:17,191 thankin' the Lord for givin' me the strength to take it. 1052 01:19:17,252 --> 01:19:19,425 And I remembered... 1053 01:19:19,488 --> 01:19:23,937 thankin' the Lord for each day my mother lived, 1054 01:19:24,993 --> 01:19:28,304 even when she was spittin' up blood... 1055 01:19:28,363 --> 01:19:32,243 and prayin' for me to kill her. 1056 01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:36,407 I looked in my mother's eyes pleadin' for me to help her... 1057 01:19:36,471 --> 01:19:40,977 and all I could do was pray. 1058 01:19:44,746 --> 01:19:48,751 While you were gone, as I was holdin' Buddy, 1059 01:19:48,817 --> 01:19:53,288 I thought if that bastard, Frank Bennett... 1060 01:19:53,355 --> 01:19:58,065 ever tries to take my child, 1061 01:19:58,126 --> 01:20:01,573 I won't pray. 1062 01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:04,236 I'll break his neck. 1063 01:20:07,569 --> 01:20:11,608 Ruth, you don't have to worry about Frank Bennett anymore. 1064 01:20:11,673 --> 01:20:15,314 How can you say that? It's his child too. 1065 01:20:15,377 --> 01:20:18,119 He won't give up on his blood. 1066 01:20:18,180 --> 01:20:21,559 I'm only gonna tell you this one time. 1067 01:20:23,451 --> 01:20:26,898 Frank Bennett won't be bothering you no more. 1068 01:20:26,955 --> 01:20:29,731 Understand? 1069 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:34,172 You killed him, 1070 01:20:34,229 --> 01:20:37,108 didn't you? 1071 01:20:37,165 --> 01:20:39,441 No! 1072 01:20:46,341 --> 01:20:48,287 You don't believe me. 1073 01:20:48,343 --> 01:20:52,917 Right now, I don't know what to believe. 1074 01:20:55,383 --> 01:20:58,694 Believe me when I tell ya I don't want ya to move out. 1075 01:21:10,765 --> 01:21:16,181 ♪ If I can help ♪ 1076 01:21:16,238 --> 01:21:21,586 ♪ Somebody ♪ 1077 01:21:21,643 --> 01:21:24,214 ♪ As I go ♪ 1078 01:21:24,279 --> 01:21:27,624 Finally. 1079 01:21:27,682 --> 01:21:31,425 Thanks, I've been out here all day. 1080 01:21:31,486 --> 01:21:35,024 ♪ If I can show ♪ 1081 01:21:35,090 --> 01:21:41,405 ♪ Somebody ♪ 1082 01:21:41,463 --> 01:21:44,910 ♪ That they're travelin' ♪ 1083 01:21:44,966 --> 01:21:48,573 ♪ Travelin' wrong ♪ 1084 01:21:48,637 --> 01:21:52,983 ♪ Then my livin' ♪ Hey- 1085 01:21:53,041 --> 01:21:58,514 ♪ Shall not shall not be in vain ♪ 1086 01:21:58,580 --> 01:22:00,992 Excuse me. I was waiting for that space. 1087 01:22:01,049 --> 01:22:05,998 - Yeah? Tough! - Face it, lady, we're younger and faster. 1088 01:22:26,541 --> 01:22:29,454 Towanda. 1089 01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:35,986 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 1090 01:22:36,051 --> 01:22:40,966 Yeah! Whooo! 1091 01:22:45,327 --> 01:22:47,807 Towanda! 1092 01:22:52,667 --> 01:22:55,477 Yes, ma'am. 1093 01:22:55,537 --> 01:22:58,245 Whoooo! 1094 01:23:01,242 --> 01:23:04,746 - Help, someone! - What are you doing? Are you crazy? 1095 01:23:04,813 --> 01:23:09,762 Face it, girls. I'm older, and I have more insurance. 1096 01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:22,001 I never get mad, Mrs. Threadgoode. Never! 1097 01:23:22,063 --> 01:23:24,634 The way I was raised it was bad manners. 1098 01:23:24,699 --> 01:23:27,873 Well, I got mad and it felt terrific. 1099 01:23:27,936 --> 01:23:31,247 I felt like I could beat the shit outta all those punks! 1100 01:23:31,306 --> 01:23:34,048 Excuse my language. Just beat 'em to a pulp! 1101 01:23:34,109 --> 01:23:36,248 Beat 'em till they begged for mercy. 1102 01:23:36,311 --> 01:23:38,348 Towanda, the avenger! 1103 01:23:38,413 --> 01:23:41,451 After I wipe out all the punks of this world, 1104 01:23:41,516 --> 01:23:43,996 I'll take on the wife beaters, like Frank Bennett, 1105 01:23:44,052 --> 01:23:47,625 and machine gun their genitals. 1106 01:23:47,689 --> 01:23:49,965 Towanda will go on the rampage. 1107 01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:52,733 I'll put tiny bombs in Penthouse and Playboy... 1108 01:23:52,794 --> 01:23:55,001 so they'll explode when you open 'em. 1109 01:23:55,063 --> 01:23:59,534 I'll ban all fashion models who weigh less than 130 pounds. 1110 01:24:01,336 --> 01:24:04,909 I'll give half the military budget to people over 65... 1111 01:24:04,973 --> 01:24:07,715 and declare wrinkles sexually desirable. 1112 01:24:07,776 --> 01:24:12,418 Towanda, righter of wrongs, queen beyond compare! 1113 01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:15,791 How many of them hormones you takin', honey? 1114 01:24:15,850 --> 01:24:20,230 ♪♪ 1115 01:24:23,291 --> 01:24:27,364 ♪ Oh, when you give more than you get ♪ 1116 01:24:27,429 --> 01:24:31,206 ♪ You're in danger ♪ Well, honey, 1117 01:24:31,266 --> 01:24:33,769 what I can't understand is... 1118 01:24:33,835 --> 01:24:37,442 how in the hell you can hit someone... 1119 01:24:37,505 --> 01:24:39,746 six times by accident. 1120 01:24:39,808 --> 01:24:42,846 Oh, Ed, don't make such a big deal about it. 1121 01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:47,018 ♪ Who knows what evil lurks within the hearts of men ♪ 1122 01:24:47,082 --> 01:24:49,187 ♪ When you find that you're losin' ♪ 1123 01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:53,790 - What the hell is this? - A low cholesterol meal. 1124 01:24:53,855 --> 01:24:55,801 Happy Valentine's. 1125 01:24:55,857 --> 01:24:58,997 ♪ That's danger and heartbreak dead ahead ♪♪ 1126 01:24:59,060 --> 01:25:02,007 My God! Are you tryin' to kill me? 1127 01:25:02,063 --> 01:25:05,340 If I was gonna kill ya, I'd use my hands. 1128 01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:09,780 ♪ Stop in the name of love ♪ 1129 01:25:09,838 --> 01:25:13,251 ♪ Before you break my heart ♪ 1130 01:25:13,308 --> 01:25:17,222 ♪ Think it over ♪ 1131 01:25:17,278 --> 01:25:19,952 ♪ Think it over ♪♪ 1132 01:25:22,250 --> 01:25:24,856 I'm worried about my little friend Evelyn. 1133 01:25:24,919 --> 01:25:27,490 She said her husband... 1134 01:25:27,555 --> 01:25:29,865 will just be watching his sports on TV... 1135 01:25:29,924 --> 01:25:33,098 and she has an urge to hit him in the head with a baseball bat. 1136 01:25:33,161 --> 01:25:36,040 Hell, that seems normal to me. 1137 01:25:36,097 --> 01:25:38,099 - Hi Janeen. - Mm-hmm 1138 01:25:38,166 --> 01:25:40,646 Mrs. Threadgoode, would you like some crudites? 1139 01:25:40,702 --> 01:25:45,117 Thank you, but this raw stuff don't sit good with me. 1140 01:25:45,173 --> 01:25:49,349 Mrs. Threadgoode, you have to tell me something. 1141 01:25:49,410 --> 01:25:54,189 - Did Idgie murder Frank Bennett or not? - Hold your horses, honey. 1142 01:25:54,249 --> 01:25:57,287 Where were we? 1143 01:25:57,352 --> 01:26:00,094 You didn't kill Ed, did ya? 1144 01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:03,830 - Not yet. - Oh, good. 1145 01:26:03,892 --> 01:26:08,568 Anyway, five years had passed since Frank Bennett disappeared. 1146 01:26:08,630 --> 01:26:13,340 And Smokey Lonesome been missin' ever since that same terrible night. 1147 01:26:13,401 --> 01:26:16,473 I 'member the day when he showed up again. 1148 01:26:17,405 --> 01:26:19,385 My God, son. 1149 01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:21,613 You're the spittin' image of Ruth. 1150 01:26:21,676 --> 01:26:25,021 Buddy Threadgood, Jr. Nice to meet you, sir. 1151 01:26:25,079 --> 01:26:27,457 Well, sir, Smokey Lonesome. 1152 01:26:27,515 --> 01:26:30,724 Curtis Smoote was making one of his visits to Whistle Stop, Alabama, 1153 01:26:30,785 --> 01:26:33,595 still huntin' and peckin' for any scrap of evidence... 1154 01:26:33,655 --> 01:26:36,693 about Frank Bennett's whereabouts. 1155 01:26:36,758 --> 01:26:39,261 - Who wants to begin? - Oh, I do. 1156 01:26:39,327 --> 01:26:41,170 - I do, Miss Ruth. - Thank you. 1157 01:26:41,229 --> 01:26:44,506 We'll begin on page five. 1158 01:26:44,566 --> 01:26:47,843 Life has a funny way of working things out. 1159 01:26:47,902 --> 01:26:49,745 Well, hey there! 1160 01:26:49,804 --> 01:26:53,377 - Smokey! - Idgie? 1161 01:26:53,441 --> 01:26:56,979 Smokey Lonesome! If it isn't old home week. 1162 01:26:57,045 --> 01:27:00,652 - How are you? - Well, I'm rattlin' but I'm rollin'. 1163 01:27:00,715 --> 01:27:04,288 - What brings you to these parts? - Smell of good cookin'. 1164 01:27:04,352 --> 01:27:05,956 Hey, Smokey. 1165 01:27:06,020 --> 01:27:09,092 - Sipsey. - Let me fix you some lunch. 1166 01:27:09,157 --> 01:27:13,572 You know just about everybody except Curtis Smoote. 1167 01:27:13,628 --> 01:27:17,132 He's the officer from over at Valdosta, Georgia. 1168 01:27:17,198 --> 01:27:21,305 He's been lookin' for the same man for almost 5 years. Very stubborn fella. 1169 01:27:21,369 --> 01:27:25,317 He loves our barbecue. 1170 01:27:25,373 --> 01:27:26,716 Mommy! Mommy! 1171 01:27:34,882 --> 01:27:36,828 Buddy. 1172 01:27:36,884 --> 01:27:38,830 Everybody outta the way. 1173 01:27:38,886 --> 01:27:42,663 Give him here. Let him go. I've got him. 1174 01:27:44,626 --> 01:27:46,833 Come on. You're gonna be all right. 1175 01:27:46,894 --> 01:27:49,238 Open the door! 1176 01:27:49,297 --> 01:27:53,370 Put him in the car. It's all right, honey 1177 01:27:57,972 --> 01:28:01,545 ♪♪ 1178 01:28:01,609 --> 01:28:07,582 ♪♪ 1179 01:28:14,589 --> 01:28:16,500 I can understand... 1180 01:28:16,557 --> 01:28:19,094 having a funeral for an arm. 1181 01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:22,698 I just don't know why she insists on callin' him "Stump"? 1182 01:28:22,764 --> 01:28:25,768 She say everybody else gonna be callin' him that... 1183 01:28:25,833 --> 01:28:29,940 so we might just as well be the first. 1184 01:28:30,004 --> 01:28:34,180 Okay, ice cream and cake for everybody. 1185 01:28:34,242 --> 01:28:36,051 Go on. 1186 01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:44,320 My daddy always used to say there was a separate God for children. 1187 01:28:48,189 --> 01:28:51,727 The good Lord was watchin' over stump that day. 1188 01:28:51,793 --> 01:28:55,172 But then it started to rain that month. 1189 01:28:55,229 --> 01:29:00,076 It rained and rained and it flooded parts of Whistle Stop. 1190 01:29:00,134 --> 01:29:05,277 That's why Grady's deputies stumbled on to Frank Bennett's pickup truck, 1191 01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:09,345 and I just knew Idgie'd never get out of this mess. 1192 01:29:09,410 --> 01:29:13,187 Now, you in or out? Remember, I didn't take any cards. 1193 01:29:13,247 --> 01:29:15,693 Look at me and let me see your face. 1194 01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:17,991 Idgie, I have to talk to you. You're bluffin'. 1195 01:29:18,052 --> 01:29:21,829 Why don't you sit in? I'll deal you a new hand. Gladys won't mind. 1196 01:29:21,889 --> 01:29:23,994 In private, Idgie. 1197 01:29:24,058 --> 01:29:27,096 Excuse us, Ruth. 1198 01:29:27,161 --> 01:29:31,439 - A-ha. - I'm just tryin' to teach you not to fall for any tricks. 1199 01:29:31,499 --> 01:29:34,139 You're doin' a great job. 1200 01:29:42,944 --> 01:29:45,185 What's your hurry? 1201 01:29:45,246 --> 01:29:48,489 And what is so important? 1202 01:29:48,549 --> 01:29:50,790 What's that? 1203 01:29:50,852 --> 01:29:54,197 Somebody found Frank Bennett's truck in the river. 1204 01:29:54,255 --> 01:29:57,429 What's that got to do with me? 1205 01:29:57,492 --> 01:30:01,463 Officially, you and Big George are under arrest for murder. 1206 01:30:01,529 --> 01:30:04,442 You're in my custody until tomorrow. 1207 01:30:04,499 --> 01:30:07,207 I'm supposed to take you to Georgia first thing in the morning. 1208 01:30:09,270 --> 01:30:11,477 Unless, of course- 1209 01:30:11,539 --> 01:30:14,281 Well, some people have been known to pack up... 1210 01:30:14,342 --> 01:30:18,757 and sneak out of town in the middle of the night. 1211 01:30:20,481 --> 01:30:23,052 What about Big George? 1212 01:30:23,117 --> 01:30:25,859 Well, the way I figure it, 1213 01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:29,163 they'd be satisfied if they had him. 1214 01:30:29,223 --> 01:30:31,294 Idgie. This is serious. 1215 01:30:31,359 --> 01:30:33,965 We're talkin' murder of a white man. 1216 01:30:34,028 --> 01:30:36,269 Someone's gonna have to pay. 1217 01:30:36,330 --> 01:30:39,174 Nobody wants to hang a woman. 1218 01:30:40,701 --> 01:30:42,703 No deal. 1219 01:30:42,770 --> 01:30:45,376 Idgie, I know how you feel about Big George. 1220 01:30:45,440 --> 01:30:47,579 Hell, we all do. 1221 01:30:47,642 --> 01:30:50,816 But these just the facts of life. 1222 01:30:53,247 --> 01:30:55,523 I can't do that. 1223 01:30:55,583 --> 01:30:58,359 Take me to jail if you have to. 1224 01:30:58,419 --> 01:31:00,922 Well, that's what I thought you'd say... 1225 01:31:00,988 --> 01:31:03,400 'cause you're absolutely, unconditionally, 1226 01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:07,964 positively the most stubborn person I've known in my life. 1227 01:31:09,797 --> 01:31:14,507 Idgie and Big George went to the county jail in Valdosta... 1228 01:31:14,569 --> 01:31:18,381 to await trial for the murder of Frank Bennett. 1229 01:31:18,439 --> 01:31:20,578 They didn't have to wait too long. 1230 01:31:20,641 --> 01:31:24,054 - Did you know Frank Bennett? - No, sir. 1231 01:31:24,111 --> 01:31:26,523 You mean, you never met the man... 1232 01:31:26,581 --> 01:31:31,121 - whose wife, Ruth, is your business partner? - That's right. 1233 01:31:31,185 --> 01:31:34,029 You never threatened to kill Frank Bennett at his home... 1234 01:31:34,088 --> 01:31:37,797 in front of his hired man in June of 1932? 1235 01:31:37,859 --> 01:31:42,899 - The same Frank Bennett you did not know. - Oh, that was me, all right. 1236 01:31:42,964 --> 01:31:46,207 I thought you wanted to know if we'd ever met... and the answer is no. 1237 01:31:46,267 --> 01:31:48,838 Um, I threatened to kill him, 1238 01:31:48,903 --> 01:31:53,079 but we were never, what you might say properly introduced. 1239 01:31:53,140 --> 01:31:57,145 Is it not true that in September of 1932 you came to Valdosta... 1240 01:31:57,211 --> 01:32:01,057 and took Frank Bennett's wife and child back to Alabama with you? 1241 01:32:01,115 --> 01:32:03,595 Um...just the wife. The child came later. 1242 01:32:03,651 --> 01:32:07,121 - How much later? - The usual. Nine months. 1243 01:32:07,188 --> 01:32:10,067 I suggest that you bribed... 1244 01:32:10,124 --> 01:32:15,437 this poor, weak woman with promises of liquor and money, 1245 01:32:15,496 --> 01:32:19,239 and she lost control of her senses momentarily. 1246 01:32:19,300 --> 01:32:22,304 When her husband came back to get her and take her home, 1247 01:32:22,370 --> 01:32:27,012 you and your colored man murdered him in cold blood. 1248 01:32:28,209 --> 01:32:29,813 No, sir. 1249 01:32:29,877 --> 01:32:35,156 Well, where were you on the night of September 30, 1933? 1250 01:32:35,216 --> 01:32:37,526 I was at the town hall doing a show. 1251 01:32:37,585 --> 01:32:40,691 - And after that? - I was at my mother's house. 1252 01:32:40,755 --> 01:32:43,292 Oh, yeah? Who was with you? 1253 01:32:43,357 --> 01:32:47,703 - Just Big George and myself - What about your mother? Can she confirm that? 1254 01:32:47,762 --> 01:32:50,038 No, sir. She died a year ago. 1255 01:32:50,097 --> 01:32:52,600 I'm sorry to hear that. 1256 01:32:52,667 --> 01:32:56,376 But do you expect 12 intelligent men to believe you, 1257 01:32:56,437 --> 01:32:59,077 although one witness is dead and the other is a colored man, 1258 01:32:59,140 --> 01:33:02,553 known to be a worthless, no-good, lying nigger? 1259 01:33:02,610 --> 01:33:04,886 You expect these men to take your word for it... 1260 01:33:04,946 --> 01:33:07,620 just because you say so? 1261 01:33:07,682 --> 01:33:12,222 That's right, you gump-faced, blown-up, baboon-assed bastard! 1262 01:33:12,286 --> 01:33:15,756 One more outburst like that... 1263 01:33:15,823 --> 01:33:19,327 and I'll hold you in contempt of court. You understand? 1264 01:33:19,393 --> 01:33:22,203 Yes, sir. 1265 01:33:23,898 --> 01:33:27,471 - Oh, Lord. - Next witness. 1266 01:33:30,037 --> 01:33:31,516 Did you know that you were pregnant'... 1267 01:33:31,572 --> 01:33:34,519 at the time you left Valdosta? 1268 01:33:34,575 --> 01:33:36,521 Yes. 1269 01:33:36,577 --> 01:33:40,184 And yet, you tell us over and over... 1270 01:33:40,247 --> 01:33:44,821 that you went with this woman... willingly? 1271 01:33:44,885 --> 01:33:49,095 Yes. I wouldn't raise my child with Frank Bennett. 1272 01:33:49,156 --> 01:33:51,261 But why? 1273 01:33:51,325 --> 01:33:55,535 - Did this woman promise you money? - No. 1274 01:33:55,596 --> 01:33:58,167 A bigger home? 1275 01:33:58,232 --> 01:34:01,338 No. No. 1276 01:34:01,402 --> 01:34:04,042 Then tell us, Mrs. Bennett, 1277 01:34:04,105 --> 01:34:06,642 why would a respectable Christian woman... 1278 01:34:06,707 --> 01:34:09,517 - go anywhere with this Idgie Threadgoode... - I object. 1279 01:34:09,577 --> 01:34:11,716 Whose reputation is known far and wide... 1280 01:34:11,779 --> 01:34:14,020 As a notorious liar and drunkard? 1281 01:34:14,081 --> 01:34:16,391 - Objection! - Sustained! 1282 01:34:19,787 --> 01:34:22,097 Why did you leave... 1283 01:34:22,156 --> 01:34:26,127 with Idgie Threadgoode that day? 1284 01:34:27,528 --> 01:34:30,839 Answer the question, Mrs. Bennett. 1285 01:34:31,699 --> 01:34:34,737 Because she- 1286 01:34:37,304 --> 01:34:39,910 She's the best friend I ever had, 1287 01:34:39,974 --> 01:34:42,079 and I love her. 1288 01:34:42,777 --> 01:34:45,690 Thank you, Mrs. Bennett. That will be all. 1289 01:34:45,746 --> 01:34:48,590 The defense calls as its last witness... 1290 01:34:48,649 --> 01:34:51,391 the Rev. Herbert Scroggins. 1291 01:34:52,720 --> 01:34:55,724 Place your right hand on the Bible, please. 1292 01:34:55,790 --> 01:34:58,999 I brought my own, if you don't mind. 1293 01:34:59,060 --> 01:35:03,133 You swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth? 1294 01:35:03,197 --> 01:35:05,199 I do. 1295 01:35:07,234 --> 01:35:11,478 You have information about the whereabouts... 1296 01:35:11,539 --> 01:35:15,146 of Idgie Threadgoode and her colored man, known as Big George, 1297 01:35:15,209 --> 01:35:18,986 on the night of September 30, 1933? 1298 01:35:19,046 --> 01:35:21,026 Yes, sir, I do. 1299 01:35:21,082 --> 01:35:23,528 It has been suggested here... 1300 01:35:23,584 --> 01:35:27,054 that she and her colored man were at her mother's house. 1301 01:35:27,121 --> 01:35:31,365 - Can you confirm that? - No, sir. That is a lie. 1302 01:35:31,425 --> 01:35:34,167 Oh, shit. 1303 01:35:34,228 --> 01:35:37,471 It has been my habit to write all the dates... 1304 01:35:37,531 --> 01:35:40,478 Of the activities of the church in my Bible. 1305 01:35:40,534 --> 01:35:45,210 I show that the night of September 30, 1933... 1306 01:35:45,272 --> 01:35:48,310 was the start of our annual revival... 1307 01:35:48,375 --> 01:35:51,151 down at the Baptist campground. 1308 01:35:51,212 --> 01:35:53,317 Sister Threadgoode was there... 1309 01:35:53,380 --> 01:35:57,419 along with her hired man, George Pullman, 1310 01:35:57,485 --> 01:36:01,627 who was in charge of the barbecue as he has been... 1311 01:36:01,689 --> 01:36:04,363 - for the last ten years. - Objection. 1312 01:36:04,425 --> 01:36:08,965 That doesn't mean anything. Murder could've taken place any time the next couple of days. 1313 01:36:09,029 --> 01:36:14,069 - Have you ever been to one of our revivals, sir? - Well, no. 1314 01:36:14,135 --> 01:36:16,206 Do you attend church regularly, sir? 1315 01:36:16,270 --> 01:36:18,477 'Course I do. 1316 01:36:18,539 --> 01:36:23,079 Good. Well, maybe if you attended one of our revivals, 1317 01:36:23,144 --> 01:36:25,522 you'd know they last three days... 1318 01:36:25,579 --> 01:36:27,923 and three nights, Your Honor. 1319 01:36:30,184 --> 01:36:33,165 Approach the bench. 1320 01:36:33,220 --> 01:36:37,930 Percy, it don't look like you got a case at all. 1321 01:36:37,992 --> 01:36:40,563 In the first place, there's no body. 1322 01:36:40,628 --> 01:36:43,905 Second, we got us a preacher nobody's gonna dispute. 1323 01:36:43,964 --> 01:36:48,174 - But, Your Honor- - I'm tellin' you. What you got is a lot of nothing. 1324 01:36:48,235 --> 01:36:51,478 I say Frank Bennett got himself drunk, 1325 01:36:51,539 --> 01:36:55,715 drove into the river and was long ago eaten up... 1326 01:36:55,776 --> 01:36:58,950 and I don't give a good goddamn! 1327 01:36:59,013 --> 01:37:02,483 What we got here is a case of accidental death. 1328 01:37:02,550 --> 01:37:04,188 Case dismissed. 1329 01:37:04,251 --> 01:37:06,697 Whoo! 1330 01:37:13,627 --> 01:37:16,540 See you in church, Sister? 1331 01:37:17,431 --> 01:37:19,672 Reverend. 1332 01:37:19,733 --> 01:37:24,045 I can't believe he actually swore on a Bible. 1333 01:37:24,104 --> 01:37:26,050 Well, not really. 1334 01:37:26,106 --> 01:37:28,108 If that judge had looked closer, 1335 01:37:28,175 --> 01:37:31,247 he'd have seen it was really a copy of Moby Dick. 1336 01:37:33,280 --> 01:37:37,695 - But why did he do it? - For the sheer joy of seeing you in church again... 1337 01:37:37,751 --> 01:37:40,595 which I suggested to him might be your penance. 1338 01:37:40,654 --> 01:37:43,294 - You didn't promise him, did you? - Yes, ma'am, I did. 1339 01:37:43,357 --> 01:37:45,303 And I never break my word. 1340 01:37:45,359 --> 01:37:49,739 If I live 1,000 years, I will never forgive you. 1341 01:37:49,797 --> 01:37:53,973 I don't know what's worse, church or jail. 1342 01:38:04,945 --> 01:38:08,085 There now. Don't you look pretty? 1343 01:38:08,148 --> 01:38:10,287 Oh, yes, honey. 1344 01:38:10,351 --> 01:38:15,027 You'll have me lookin' like Ginger Rogers before you're done. 1345 01:38:15,089 --> 01:38:19,333 Don't let Mr. Dunaway see me. He's liable to go wild. 1346 01:38:20,828 --> 01:38:24,071 I'm glad to see you're in a good mood. 1347 01:38:24,131 --> 01:38:27,271 You've slimmed down quite a bit in the last few weeks. 1348 01:38:27,334 --> 01:38:31,646 I'm just so happy Big George and Idgie got off. 1349 01:38:31,705 --> 01:38:34,709 I would have killed Frank Bennett if I could've. 1350 01:38:34,775 --> 01:38:37,312 Did anybody really think she did it? 1351 01:38:37,378 --> 01:38:40,018 Some said yes, some said no. 1352 01:38:40,080 --> 01:38:43,220 'Course the only one who really knew was Frank Bennett. 1353 01:38:43,284 --> 01:38:48,700 And you know what they say. Dead men tell no tales. 1354 01:38:49,356 --> 01:38:51,666 Towanda-a-a! 1355 01:39:14,949 --> 01:39:17,987 Evelyn, what in the hell are you doing? 1356 01:39:18,052 --> 01:39:20,965 I need some light and air. 1357 01:39:21,021 --> 01:39:24,230 Why don't you take one of your walks or your jog... 1358 01:39:24,291 --> 01:39:27,829 or whatever it is you do? 1359 01:39:27,895 --> 01:39:30,808 There's no dinner either! 1360 01:39:30,864 --> 01:39:35,313 Ed, you have any idea why I've been goin' to all these classes? 1361 01:39:35,369 --> 01:39:38,907 - No. - I've been trying to save our marriage. 1362 01:39:38,973 --> 01:39:41,010 What's the point of my tryin'... 1363 01:39:41,075 --> 01:39:45,751 if you're gonna sit on your butt drinking beer... 1364 01:39:45,813 --> 01:39:48,657 and watching baseball, basketball, football... 1365 01:39:48,716 --> 01:39:51,856 bowling and hockey and golf... 1366 01:39:51,919 --> 01:39:55,799 and Challenge of the Gladiators? 1367 01:40:01,495 --> 01:40:06,035 Mrs. Couch, I'm Sue, Mrs. Otis' daughter-in-law. 1368 01:40:06,100 --> 01:40:09,547 How are you? I've heard about you from Mrs. Threadgoode. 1369 01:40:09,603 --> 01:40:13,312 She is so sweet. She's been lookin' after my mother-in-law. 1370 01:40:13,374 --> 01:40:16,150 Now, how is Mrs. Otis doin', by the way? 1371 01:40:16,210 --> 01:40:20,681 Much better, thank you. It takes time getting used to a strange place. 1372 01:40:20,748 --> 01:40:24,787 I'm glad to hear it. Mrs. Threadgoode's been anxious to get home. 1373 01:40:24,852 --> 01:40:29,062 Mrs. Couch, Mrs. Threadgoode doesn't have a house anymore. 1374 01:40:29,123 --> 01:40:32,593 - They tore that down. - What? 1375 01:40:32,659 --> 01:40:36,903 They had to. It was falling apart, and it was condemned. 1376 01:40:36,964 --> 01:40:39,911 Oh, no. 1377 01:40:39,967 --> 01:40:44,177 - Does she know that? - No, well, we didn't see any point in telling her. 1378 01:40:44,238 --> 01:40:46,741 It would just break her heart, poor old thing 1379 01:40:46,807 --> 01:40:50,755 But I am so glad I got a chance to meet you. 1380 01:40:50,811 --> 01:40:54,020 You take care of yourself now. Bye-bye. 1381 01:42:03,984 --> 01:42:06,294 Oh, Evelyn. Hey! 1382 01:42:06,353 --> 01:42:08,833 Hey- 1383 01:42:08,889 --> 01:42:11,267 Do you like my roses? 1384 01:42:11,325 --> 01:42:14,670 Since I can't get home to look at my own roses... 1385 01:42:14,728 --> 01:42:17,106 I made myself a paper garden. 1386 01:42:17,164 --> 01:42:20,668 - Got everything but the bugs. - They're lovely. 1387 01:42:20,734 --> 01:42:24,011 - You been here long? - Happy birthday! 1388 01:42:24,071 --> 01:42:26,574 - Oh! - I shouldn't have woken you up. 1389 01:42:26,640 --> 01:42:30,918 'Course you should've. Don't you never let me sleep through a visitor's day, honey. 1390 01:42:30,978 --> 01:42:35,723 - I look forward to them all week. - So do I, Mrs. Threadgoode. 1391 01:42:35,782 --> 01:42:39,127 Oh! I can't believe you remembered. 1392 01:42:39,186 --> 01:42:43,396 You made me fried green tomatoes! 1393 01:42:45,826 --> 01:42:47,863 Mmm! They're delicious. 1394 01:42:47,928 --> 01:42:51,273 - It's your recipe. Are they cold? - No. They're just the way... 1395 01:42:51,331 --> 01:42:55,609 - we used to have 'em at the Whistle Stop Cafe. - Mmm! 1396 01:42:55,669 --> 01:42:59,617 You couldn't be sweeter to me if you was my own daughter. 1397 01:42:59,673 --> 01:43:01,846 Here's your napkin. 1398 01:43:01,909 --> 01:43:03,946 And wait-wait-wait. 1399 01:43:04,011 --> 01:43:06,582 Queen, queen. 1400 01:43:09,750 --> 01:43:13,892 You know, I don't feel 83. 1401 01:43:13,954 --> 01:43:18,096 It sorta slipped up on me. 1402 01:43:20,194 --> 01:43:23,641 I never expected to live this long. 1403 01:43:23,697 --> 01:43:29,306 'Course, the Lord takes us home when he wants us. 1404 01:43:38,312 --> 01:43:41,953 Are you all right? 1405 01:43:42,015 --> 01:43:44,359 I was thinking about Ruth. 1406 01:43:44,418 --> 01:43:47,228 After the trial was over, 1407 01:43:47,287 --> 01:43:49,494 Everything went back to normal... 1408 01:43:49,556 --> 01:43:53,333 till that fall when Ruth lost her appetite. 1409 01:43:53,393 --> 01:43:55,964 By the time Doc Hadley looked at her, 1410 01:43:56,029 --> 01:44:00,239 he said the cancer was so bad she only had a couple of weeks. 1411 01:44:00,300 --> 01:44:03,042 Well, we moved her to the Threadgoode house... 1412 01:44:03,103 --> 01:44:07,950 and put her downstairs so she'd be more comfortable. 1413 01:44:08,008 --> 01:44:12,514 Sipsey moved in with her and never left her side. 1414 01:44:12,579 --> 01:44:14,718 Hold on, baby I'm right here. 1415 01:44:14,781 --> 01:44:19,457 Idgie just prayed for a miracle. 1416 01:44:38,739 --> 01:44:42,209 Now, listen to me. 1417 01:44:42,276 --> 01:44:44,813 Make sure he graduates. 1418 01:44:44,878 --> 01:44:49,088 And don't... let him come to the funeral. 1419 01:44:49,149 --> 01:44:51,823 I don't want him going through that mess. 1420 01:44:51,885 --> 01:44:55,196 Would you quit talkin' like that? 1421 01:44:55,255 --> 01:44:57,758 What funeral? 1422 01:44:57,824 --> 01:45:00,202 You're gonna be back on your feet feelin' just fine... 1423 01:45:00,260 --> 01:45:02,934 in just a few days. 1424 01:45:02,996 --> 01:45:05,909 Just you wait. 1425 01:45:05,966 --> 01:45:09,106 Oh, what's the matter, son? 1426 01:45:14,941 --> 01:45:18,616 Well, let's go for a walk. 1427 01:45:19,313 --> 01:45:20,917 Did you get into a fight? 1428 01:45:20,981 --> 01:45:23,689 I got punched in the nose. 1429 01:45:23,750 --> 01:45:27,254 I can't play like everyone else. 1430 01:45:27,321 --> 01:45:30,859 Did I ever tell you the story about... the oysters? 1431 01:45:30,924 --> 01:45:33,404 All the millions of 'em just lying around- 1432 01:45:33,460 --> 01:45:38,307 - And God put sand in one of 'em, and it makes a pearl. - Oh. 1433 01:45:40,067 --> 01:45:42,741 Did I ever tell you about Eva's three-legged dog? 1434 01:45:42,803 --> 01:45:44,908 How it never felt sorry for itself... 1435 01:45:44,971 --> 01:45:48,612 and how I ought to be smarter than a dumb dog and not feel sorry for myself. 1436 01:45:50,410 --> 01:45:53,755 You listen to everything I say, don't you? 1437 01:45:53,814 --> 01:45:56,795 You get real mad at me when I don't. 1438 01:45:56,850 --> 01:45:58,557 Well, 1439 01:46:01,021 --> 01:46:04,025 you know about your mama. 1440 01:46:04,091 --> 01:46:06,594 She's sick. 1441 01:46:06,660 --> 01:46:08,697 Mm-hmm. 1442 01:46:10,230 --> 01:46:13,677 See, now is the time for courage. 1443 01:46:13,734 --> 01:46:17,443 I guess you already know that there are... 1444 01:46:17,504 --> 01:46:20,508 angels masqueradin' as people walkin' around this planet, 1445 01:46:20,574 --> 01:46:23,748 and your mom's the bravest one of those. 1446 01:46:28,014 --> 01:46:30,119 Come here. 1447 01:46:37,824 --> 01:46:40,236 Mama, I can hit! You should see me. 1448 01:46:40,293 --> 01:46:43,103 Idgie, she hit me in the back with a curveball. 1449 01:46:43,163 --> 01:46:45,336 I didn't duck, and I hardly cried. 1450 01:46:45,399 --> 01:46:48,869 She hit you? 1451 01:46:48,935 --> 01:46:52,940 Well, she did that to me once too, 1452 01:46:53,006 --> 01:46:55,782 but I think I did cry. 1453 01:46:57,677 --> 01:47:01,648 Mama, I'm sorry if you're sad. 1454 01:47:01,715 --> 01:47:04,025 Well, 1455 01:47:04,084 --> 01:47:07,190 give me a big kiss then, and I'll never be sad again. 1456 01:47:14,728 --> 01:47:17,641 And you best not be sad neither. 1457 01:47:17,697 --> 01:47:20,940 You understand? 1458 01:47:21,001 --> 01:47:22,947 You promise? 1459 01:47:23,003 --> 01:47:25,040 Promise. 1460 01:47:25,105 --> 01:47:29,053 Attaboy. You go and wash up. 1461 01:47:52,866 --> 01:47:54,903 Sweet baby. 1462 01:47:58,872 --> 01:48:02,149 You two be alone now. 1463 01:48:02,843 --> 01:48:06,518 Hey, girl. 1464 01:48:09,015 --> 01:48:11,086 No. 1465 01:48:13,019 --> 01:48:16,091 That's nice. 1466 01:48:17,090 --> 01:48:20,799 Will you do one thing for me? 1467 01:48:20,861 --> 01:48:24,468 - Yeah, anything. - Be good to yourself. 1468 01:48:24,531 --> 01:48:27,478 Even... 1469 01:48:27,534 --> 01:48:30,071 settle down if you can find someone... 1470 01:48:30,136 --> 01:48:32,878 who can beat you in poker. 1471 01:48:40,580 --> 01:48:45,552 There's so many things I want to say to you. 1472 01:48:45,619 --> 01:48:48,156 No. 1473 01:48:48,989 --> 01:48:51,663 I love your stories. 1474 01:48:51,725 --> 01:48:54,672 Tell me a story, Idgie. 1475 01:48:57,531 --> 01:49:01,377 Oh, God. 1476 01:49:01,434 --> 01:49:04,540 Go on, you old' bee charmer. 1477 01:49:04,604 --> 01:49:08,279 Tell me a good tall tale. 1478 01:49:09,676 --> 01:49:13,385 Tell me the one about the lake. 1479 01:49:14,681 --> 01:49:19,323 - What lake? - The one... that used to be here. 1480 01:49:21,454 --> 01:49:23,400 Oh. 1481 01:49:25,458 --> 01:49:29,031 Well, that was just a lie. 1482 01:49:29,095 --> 01:49:31,871 I know that, fool. 1483 01:49:31,932 --> 01:49:34,003 Tell me anyway. 1484 01:49:34,067 --> 01:49:37,480 Tell me the story. 1485 01:49:39,039 --> 01:49:42,486 Well... 1486 01:49:44,511 --> 01:49:46,991 one time... 1487 01:49:47,047 --> 01:49:49,857 there was this lake. 1488 01:49:54,287 --> 01:49:58,667 And, uh, it was right outside of town. 1489 01:49:58,725 --> 01:50:04,175 We used to go fishin' and swimmin' and canoein' in it. 1490 01:50:04,230 --> 01:50:07,473 And see, one November... 1491 01:50:07,534 --> 01:50:09,844 this big flock of ducks... 1492 01:50:09,903 --> 01:50:14,943 came in and landed on that lake and, uh, 1493 01:50:15,008 --> 01:50:19,855 and then the temperature dropped so fast that the lake just froze right there. 1494 01:50:19,913 --> 01:50:22,189 And the, uh, 1495 01:50:22,248 --> 01:50:26,025 the ducks, they... 1496 01:50:26,086 --> 01:50:30,262 flew off, you see, and took that lake with 'em. 1497 01:50:30,323 --> 01:50:33,566 And, uh. 1498 01:50:33,627 --> 01:50:38,633 Now they say that lake is somewhere over in Georgia. 1499 01:50:38,698 --> 01:50:41,770 Can you imagine? 1500 01:51:39,459 --> 01:51:42,736 It's all right, honey. 1501 01:51:42,796 --> 01:51:45,333 Let her go. 1502 01:51:45,398 --> 01:51:48,777 Let her go. 1503 01:51:48,835 --> 01:51:53,079 You know, Miss Ruth was a lady. 1504 01:51:53,139 --> 01:51:56,416 And a lady always knows... 1505 01:51:56,476 --> 01:51:59,480 when to leave. 1506 01:52:04,984 --> 01:52:09,091 When I think on our departed sister, Ruth Jamison, 1507 01:52:09,155 --> 01:52:12,261 I'm reminded of our Lord's Sermon on the Mount... 1508 01:52:12,325 --> 01:52:14,805 and how his teachings- 1509 01:52:14,861 --> 01:52:19,310 It's funny how strong Ruth affected everyone. 1510 01:52:19,365 --> 01:52:22,778 even Smokey Lonesome. 1511 01:52:22,836 --> 01:52:25,510 When he died a few years back... 1512 01:52:25,572 --> 01:52:28,280 he had one possession on him, 1513 01:52:28,341 --> 01:52:30,947 A picture of Ruth. 1514 01:52:32,312 --> 01:52:36,419 He was in love with her from the first time he saw her. 1515 01:52:36,483 --> 01:52:39,362 We all were. 1516 01:52:45,325 --> 01:52:47,805 I shouldn't a-told you this. 1517 01:52:49,729 --> 01:52:53,700 I hate death. It scares me so. 1518 01:52:53,767 --> 01:52:56,304 Death is nothin' to be afraid of! 1519 01:52:56,369 --> 01:52:59,441 Look at me. I'm at the jumpin'-off place, 1520 01:52:59,506 --> 01:53:02,749 and I ain't afraid one bit. 1521 01:53:02,809 --> 01:53:06,518 Oh, Ninny, you're so brave. 1522 01:53:08,081 --> 01:53:12,029 Ruth and Idgie were brave, not me. 1523 01:53:12,085 --> 01:53:15,464 I wouldn't be afraid of death if I was you. 1524 01:53:15,522 --> 01:53:20,471 I'd be more afraid of driving in rush-hour traffic. 1525 01:53:22,729 --> 01:53:27,678 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 1526 01:53:27,734 --> 01:53:30,578 ♪ Just listen to that rain ♪ 1527 01:53:30,637 --> 01:53:33,117 ♪ A-rainin' in the north ♪ 1528 01:53:33,173 --> 01:53:34,777 ♪ A-rainin' in the south ♪ 1529 01:53:34,841 --> 01:53:38,152 ♪ A-rainin' in the east ♪ 1530 01:53:38,211 --> 01:53:40,384 ♪ A-rainin' in the west ♪ 1531 01:53:40,446 --> 01:53:42,858 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 1532 01:53:42,916 --> 01:53:46,454 ♪ Tell me didn't it rain children ♪ 1533 01:53:46,519 --> 01:53:48,465 ♪ Rain all night long ♪ 1534 01:53:48,521 --> 01:53:50,694 ♪ Didn't it you know it did ♪ 1535 01:53:50,757 --> 01:53:55,035 ♪ I said, o my good Lord didn't it rain ♪ 1536 01:53:55,094 --> 01:53:58,541 ♪ Hey, it rained 40 days and 40 nights without stoppin' ♪ 1537 01:53:58,598 --> 01:54:01,010 ♪ Noah got worried and the rain kept a-droppin' ♪ 1538 01:54:01,067 --> 01:54:03,479 ♪ He sent out a raven Sent out a dove ♪ 1539 01:54:03,536 --> 01:54:05,846 ♪ The water, good God came down from above ♪ 1540 01:54:05,905 --> 01:54:08,181 ♪ They tell me my God went and sent the rain ♪ 1541 01:54:08,241 --> 01:54:10,687 ♪ The women and the children did begin to scream ♪ 1542 01:54:10,743 --> 01:54:12,814 ♪ They knocked on the windows and they batted at the doors ♪ 1543 01:54:12,879 --> 01:54:15,792 ♪ While they- Hoo, hoo Take on more ♪ 1544 01:54:15,849 --> 01:54:18,125 ♪ Noah said No, no, my friend ♪ 1545 01:54:18,184 --> 01:54:20,323 ♪ God said I can't let you in ♪ 1546 01:54:20,386 --> 01:54:23,026 ♪ Hoo, hoo ♪ 1547 01:54:23,089 --> 01:54:25,535 ♪ Listen to the rain ♪ 1548 01:54:25,592 --> 01:54:30,337 ♪ Uh-oh just listen to the rain ♪ 1549 01:54:30,396 --> 01:54:32,706 ♪ Listen to the rain ♪ 1550 01:54:32,765 --> 01:54:34,802 ♪ Just listen to the rain Oh, oh ♪ 1551 01:54:34,868 --> 01:54:37,849 ♪ Listen, a-listen to the rain Oh, oh, listen ♪ 1552 01:54:37,904 --> 01:54:40,282 ♪ Listen to the rain Yeah, yeah, listen ♪ 1553 01:54:40,340 --> 01:54:42,786 ♪ Listen to the rain Uh-oh, listen ♪ 1554 01:54:42,842 --> 01:54:45,345 ♪ Listen to the rain Yeah yeah, listen ♪ 1555 01:54:45,411 --> 01:54:49,882 ♪ Last chance Listen to the rain now ♪ 1556 01:54:49,949 --> 01:54:52,555 ♪ And then drip, drop drip, drop ♪ 1557 01:54:52,619 --> 01:54:56,761 ♪ Drip, drop, drip drip, a-drop, drip, drop ♪ 1558 01:54:57,423 --> 01:54:59,869 ♪ Yeah drip, drip, a-drop ♪ 1559 01:54:59,926 --> 01:55:02,099 ♪ Now, drip, drop ♪ 1560 01:55:02,161 --> 01:55:05,973 ♪ Drip, drip, a-drop ♪ 1561 01:55:15,675 --> 01:55:18,679 Hi, honey. Look what I got you. 1562 01:55:18,745 --> 01:55:20,782 Ah... 1563 01:55:20,847 --> 01:55:24,317 Ed, how sweet! 1564 01:55:24,384 --> 01:55:26,830 - Lilies! My favorite. - Yeah. 1565 01:55:26,886 --> 01:55:30,026 I know. Sometimes I even amaze myself. 1566 01:55:30,089 --> 01:55:34,196 - What's the occasion? - Oh, honey, I just... 1567 01:55:34,260 --> 01:55:37,241 feel sorry about the past few months. 1568 01:55:37,297 --> 01:55:41,302 I don't know what you're really up to and what's going on with you, 1569 01:55:41,367 --> 01:55:45,782 but I guess I could've been more helpful with your job and everything, you know. 1570 01:55:47,006 --> 01:55:48,883 Well, why are you... 1571 01:55:48,942 --> 01:55:51,923 puttin' up this wall where you just tore one down? 1572 01:55:51,978 --> 01:55:55,118 Well... I changed my mind. 1573 01:55:55,181 --> 01:55:57,957 I don't mean to seem dense or anything, 1574 01:55:58,017 --> 01:56:02,261 - but what's changed? - The air and the light. 1575 01:56:04,624 --> 01:56:07,230 - Ed- - Hmm? 1576 01:56:07,293 --> 01:56:09,773 You remember how you used to tell me... 1577 01:56:09,829 --> 01:56:12,571 you always wanted two women in your house? 1578 01:56:12,632 --> 01:56:14,942 Oh, God. 1579 01:56:15,001 --> 01:56:16,674 Yeah. 1580 01:56:16,736 --> 01:56:18,773 Well... 1581 01:56:18,838 --> 01:56:21,785 what if I was the younger of the two? 1582 01:56:21,841 --> 01:56:25,379 I don't believe I get your drift. 1583 01:56:25,445 --> 01:56:29,985 I want something more than I've ever wanted anything before. 1584 01:56:30,049 --> 01:56:32,825 I want to bring Mrs. Threadgoode... 1585 01:56:32,885 --> 01:56:35,092 to our home. 1586 01:56:35,154 --> 01:56:37,794 I want her to live here with us. 1587 01:56:37,857 --> 01:56:40,360 I want to give her the love she's given me. 1588 01:56:40,426 --> 01:56:44,602 - You're kiddin' me, aren't you? - I'm absolutely serious. 1589 01:56:44,664 --> 01:56:49,511 That's why I'm puttin' the wall to Kyle's room back up. 1590 01:56:49,569 --> 01:56:52,641 Well, honey, this isn't something you're just go and do. 1591 01:56:52,705 --> 01:56:55,379 I mean, she's an old woman. 1592 01:56:55,441 --> 01:56:58,684 What if she got sick? Who's gonna take care of her? 1593 01:56:58,745 --> 01:57:00,452 I will! 1594 01:57:00,513 --> 01:57:02,515 I can't leave her in that place. 1595 01:57:02,582 --> 01:57:06,496 She's not a stray cat. Hell, she isn't even family. 1596 01:57:06,552 --> 01:57:09,624 - She's family to me. - Now, Evelyn. 1597 01:57:10,456 --> 01:57:13,528 Evelyn? 1598 01:57:13,593 --> 01:57:15,470 Honey? 1599 01:57:15,528 --> 01:57:17,530 Ah, look... 1600 01:57:17,597 --> 01:57:21,841 have you mentioned this harebrained idea to her? 1601 01:57:21,901 --> 01:57:24,973 - Not yet. - Well, good! 1602 01:57:25,038 --> 01:57:27,518 Then we'll just pretend it never happened. 1603 01:57:27,573 --> 01:57:30,611 I'm making my own money. I'll pay for everything. 1604 01:57:30,676 --> 01:57:34,249 You don't have to do a thing. 1605 01:57:34,313 --> 01:57:36,816 Evelyn... 1606 01:57:36,883 --> 01:57:39,363 it's never gonna happen. 1607 01:57:39,419 --> 01:57:42,093 So just forget about it. 1608 01:57:43,689 --> 01:57:46,465 Don't you ever say "never" to me. 1609 01:57:55,401 --> 01:57:58,211 Someone helped put a mirror up in front of my face, 1610 01:57:58,271 --> 01:58:00,877 and I didn't like what I saw one bit. 1611 01:58:00,940 --> 01:58:04,786 You know what I did? I changed. 1612 01:58:04,844 --> 01:58:08,758 And that someone... was Mrs. Threadgoode. 1613 01:58:08,815 --> 01:58:13,321 She needs my love and care, and I'm gonna give it to her. 1614 01:58:15,088 --> 01:58:18,729 If you'll excuse me, I have to go to the gym. 1615 01:58:23,663 --> 01:58:26,701 And if you won't listen to reason... 1616 01:58:26,766 --> 01:58:30,407 there's always Towanda. 1617 01:58:45,184 --> 01:58:48,165 Hey, Nin- 1618 01:58:50,823 --> 01:58:53,861 What are you doing? 1619 01:58:53,926 --> 01:58:56,668 Those are her things, Mrs. Threadgoode's things! 1620 01:58:56,729 --> 01:58:59,835 - What are you doing in here? Where's Mrs. Threadgoode? - Who? 1621 01:58:59,899 --> 01:59:02,743 Mrs. Threadgoode! The woman who lives here. Are you deaf? 1622 01:59:02,802 --> 01:59:05,715 I'm sorry, miss. All they told me... 1623 01:59:05,771 --> 01:59:09,981 was that the woman who lived in here died this morning. 1624 01:59:11,844 --> 01:59:13,983 Oh. my God! 1625 01:59:14,046 --> 01:59:18,392 Wha- What are you sayin'? 1626 01:59:18,451 --> 01:59:20,624 She died early this morning. 1627 01:59:20,686 --> 01:59:25,032 They were shorthanded so they asked me to take all this stuff down. 1628 01:59:25,091 --> 01:59:27,594 That's all I know. 1629 01:59:46,979 --> 01:59:48,925 Stop that! 1630 01:59:48,981 --> 01:59:51,359 What is the matter with you people? 1631 01:59:51,417 --> 01:59:54,364 Can't you wait a goddamn day, for Chrissake? 1632 01:59:54,420 --> 01:59:57,424 Do you have no respect? These are her things! 1633 01:59:57,490 --> 02:00:01,666 I'm sorry, but they told me to get this room ready for another patient. 1634 02:00:01,727 --> 02:00:04,936 She may be just another patient to you, 1635 02:00:04,997 --> 02:00:09,104 - but she was my friend, and I loved her. - I'm sorry. 1636 02:00:09,168 --> 02:00:11,114 I'm just following orders. 1637 02:00:11,170 --> 02:00:14,117 - What is going on? - Why didn't you call me? 1638 02:00:14,173 --> 02:00:17,518 - You could've called me before you sent that idiot- - I'm sorry. 1639 02:00:17,577 --> 02:00:20,251 It never occurred to me that you would take it this hard. 1640 02:00:20,313 --> 02:00:23,954 - I didn't even get to tell her good-bye. - Oh, I know. 1641 02:00:24,016 --> 02:00:27,987 These things are difficult, but she died peacefully in her sleep. 1642 02:00:28,054 --> 02:00:31,331 To tell you the truth, I thought you'd be happy for Mrs. Threadgoode. 1643 02:00:31,390 --> 02:00:34,428 - Happy? - Why, yes! This is what she wanted. 1644 02:00:34,493 --> 02:00:36,439 What? To be dead? 1645 02:00:36,495 --> 02:00:39,032 No, to go home. You just missed her. 1646 02:00:39,098 --> 02:00:41,544 She left in a yellow cab about a half hour ago. 1647 02:00:41,601 --> 02:00:44,309 I don't understand. What? A cab? 1648 02:00:44,370 --> 02:00:48,648 She said there wasn't no reason for her to stay now that Mrs. Otis had died. 1649 02:00:48,708 --> 02:00:51,348 Mrs... 1650 02:00:51,410 --> 02:00:53,583 Otis is dead? 1651 02:00:53,646 --> 02:00:57,526 Oh, Mrs. Otis died. 1652 02:00:57,583 --> 02:00:59,585 Mrs. Otis died! 1653 02:00:59,652 --> 02:01:02,861 Mrs. Otis! Oh, God! 1654 02:01:02,922 --> 02:01:06,961 Not that... I'm glad that Mrs. Otis died, it's just- 1655 02:01:07,026 --> 02:01:09,666 Oh, God. I've gotta stop her. 1656 02:01:49,101 --> 02:01:52,344 Hey, Evelyn, somebody stole my house. 1657 02:01:52,405 --> 02:01:55,318 It was right here when I left. 1658 02:01:55,374 --> 02:02:00,153 Unless- Oh, Evelyn, you don't reckon I'm crazy, do you? 1659 02:02:00,212 --> 02:02:04,422 - It was here when I left. - No, honey, you're not crazy. 1660 02:02:04,483 --> 02:02:07,259 This is the place. 1661 02:02:07,320 --> 02:02:11,359 Why would anyone want to steal an old lady's home? 1662 02:02:11,424 --> 02:02:13,563 Wasn't worth nothin'. 1663 02:02:13,626 --> 02:02:17,039 Oh, honey, nobody stole it. 1664 02:02:17,096 --> 02:02:20,976 They had to tear it down. It was condemned. 1665 02:02:21,033 --> 02:02:23,172 I'm sorry. I shoulda told you. 1666 02:02:23,235 --> 02:02:26,512 Well, somebody shoulda told me. 1667 02:02:26,572 --> 02:02:31,419 - I'm old. I'm not a child. - I'm sorry. 1668 02:02:31,477 --> 02:02:34,822 My husband Cleo and I lived in this house... 1669 02:02:34,880 --> 02:02:37,383 for more than 40 years. 1670 02:02:37,450 --> 02:02:40,863 Now, it's... it's gone. 1671 02:02:40,920 --> 02:02:44,493 83 years worth of livin' and all that's left of me... 1672 02:02:44,557 --> 02:02:48,596 is what's in this box, a bunch of old cards and pictures. 1673 02:02:48,661 --> 02:02:51,141 Come on. I'll take you home. 1674 02:02:51,197 --> 02:02:53,336 This is my home! 1675 02:02:53,399 --> 02:02:55,401 And now it's gone. 1676 02:02:55,468 --> 02:02:58,005 And Mrs. Otis is gone. 1677 02:02:58,070 --> 02:03:00,175 I... 1678 02:03:00,239 --> 02:03:02,845 I don't quite know what to do. 1679 02:03:02,908 --> 02:03:06,754 This is the first time I can remember when I don't have a soul to look after. 1680 02:03:06,812 --> 02:03:09,190 You can come look after me and Ed. 1681 02:03:09,248 --> 02:03:11,558 Oh, you're sweet, 1682 02:03:11,617 --> 02:03:14,427 but I think you're doin' just fine on your own. 1683 02:03:14,487 --> 02:03:18,799 Don't you know you'd be like a gift for us? 1684 02:03:18,858 --> 02:03:22,032 You're the reason I get up every morning... 1685 02:03:22,094 --> 02:03:25,439 and that Mary Kay's havin' such a good year... 1686 02:03:25,498 --> 02:03:30,072 and I don't look like some blob from a horror movie. 1687 02:03:30,136 --> 02:03:34,175 Well, with a little help from Idgie and Ruth. 1688 02:03:35,741 --> 02:03:38,278 Come on. I've got your room all ready. 1689 02:03:38,344 --> 02:03:40,756 What does Ed say about all this? 1690 02:03:40,813 --> 02:03:44,659 He'll learn to love it. 1691 02:03:48,120 --> 02:03:52,262 Did I ever tell you that Mrs. Otis was Sipsey's baby sister? 1692 02:03:52,324 --> 02:03:54,998 - No, ma'am. - Yes, she was. 1693 02:03:55,060 --> 02:03:58,940 Mrs. Otis was with Sipsey and me the night Sipsey died. 1694 02:03:58,998 --> 02:04:04,175 Sipsey told me a story that night I've never told a living soul, Evelyn. 1695 02:04:04,236 --> 02:04:07,376 A story about what really happened... 1696 02:04:07,440 --> 02:04:10,785 The night Frank Bennett disappeared 1697 02:04:43,342 --> 02:04:46,880 - Hey there! - You got to come quick. 1698 02:04:46,946 --> 02:04:51,918 - The show has hardly begun. - You got to come quick. You hear me? 1699 02:04:57,823 --> 02:05:00,429 - Run, get help! Run, quick! - Where's the baby? 1700 02:05:00,493 --> 02:05:02,302 Never mind. 1701 02:05:21,013 --> 02:05:22,686 Excuse me, sir. 1702 02:05:22,748 --> 02:05:28,255 I don't believe you should be goin' anywhere with Ruth's baby. 1703 02:05:39,899 --> 02:05:42,641 Like I said, you ain't goin' nowhere. 1704 02:05:42,701 --> 02:05:45,272 Damn, you a thickheaded son-of-a-bitch, ain't you? 1705 02:05:49,475 --> 02:05:51,455 I told you... 1706 02:05:51,510 --> 02:05:55,959 you ain't goin' nowheres with Miss Ruth's baby. 1707 02:06:01,587 --> 02:06:03,794 Come on, angel. Come on. 1708 02:06:03,856 --> 02:06:07,702 Come on, sweetheart. It's all right. 1709 02:06:07,760 --> 02:06:10,263 Come on. It's all right, baby. 1710 02:06:13,165 --> 02:06:15,907 It was self-defense. 1711 02:06:15,968 --> 02:06:20,815 I don't know why any white jury would care why I did it. 1712 02:06:20,873 --> 02:06:23,683 - Well, I saw it, and I can testify. - Excuse me here. 1713 02:06:23,742 --> 02:06:25,915 I don't mean no offense here, 1714 02:06:25,978 --> 02:06:29,050 but I don't know who's less likely to convince a jury, 1715 02:06:29,114 --> 02:06:31,390 my mama... or Mr. Smokey. 1716 02:06:31,450 --> 02:06:34,260 No offense taken. 1717 02:06:34,320 --> 02:06:36,732 You're a good man, Mr. Smokey. 1718 02:06:36,789 --> 02:06:40,828 - You did good. - The sun's almost up. 1719 02:06:44,363 --> 02:06:47,742 - George? - Mm-hmm? 1720 02:06:47,800 --> 02:06:50,576 I think... 1721 02:06:50,636 --> 02:06:54,174 it's hog-boiling time. 1722 02:06:54,239 --> 02:06:56,515 No, ma'am. It ain't cold enough. 1723 02:06:56,575 --> 02:06:59,351 It's hog-boiling time. 1724 02:07:02,281 --> 02:07:04,227 Big George? 1725 02:07:04,283 --> 02:07:07,389 - Uh-huh? - When is that barbecue gonna be ready? 1726 02:07:07,453 --> 02:07:09,797 It's gonna be ready any time now. 1727 02:07:09,855 --> 02:07:14,770 Smells so damn good I just can't wait to get me some. 1728 02:07:14,827 --> 02:07:19,139 - Now, don't you forget to call me when that's ready. - All right. 1729 02:07:32,878 --> 02:07:35,154 Here you go. 1730 02:07:36,715 --> 02:07:40,356 - Miss Idgie? Smokey left town. - Yeah? 1731 02:07:40,419 --> 02:07:44,424 I thought it'd be best under the circumstances. 1732 02:07:44,490 --> 02:07:48,461 He asked that you tell Ruth good-bye. 1733 02:07:48,527 --> 02:07:51,007 Shame he had to go. 1734 02:07:57,970 --> 02:08:02,885 Hold on! I'm comin'. 1735 02:08:07,746 --> 02:08:10,522 - What you want? - We want some barbecue. 1736 02:08:10,582 --> 02:08:14,291 Not today you don't. Go on. 1737 02:08:27,332 --> 02:08:30,472 Why, this is about the best barbecue I ever ate! 1738 02:08:31,970 --> 02:08:35,474 The secret's in the sauce. 1739 02:08:44,249 --> 02:08:48,129 Sipsey? My God! 1740 02:08:48,187 --> 02:08:52,533 That fryin' pan did more than fry chicken that night. 1741 02:08:54,293 --> 02:08:58,764 Did Idgie really barbecue Frank Bennett? Are you pullin' my leg? 1742 02:08:58,831 --> 02:09:02,540 Secret's in the sauce, or so I've been told. 1743 02:09:06,038 --> 02:09:09,884 Now you know why Idgie had to go on trial. 1744 02:09:09,942 --> 02:09:13,583 She knew the law would never believe Sipsey. No! 1745 02:09:13,645 --> 02:09:16,148 Sipsey or Big George or anyone else of color... 1746 02:09:16,215 --> 02:09:19,685 would've been hangin' from the nearest tree. 1747 02:09:19,752 --> 02:09:22,028 To this day, I'm still not sure... 1748 02:09:22,087 --> 02:09:24,658 whether Ruth ever believed... 1749 02:09:24,723 --> 02:09:28,865 that Idgie didn't kill Frank Bennett. 1750 02:09:28,927 --> 02:09:33,171 Truth's a funny thing sometimes. 1751 02:09:33,232 --> 02:09:37,203 - I feel better now. - Good. 1752 02:09:37,269 --> 02:09:40,580 I feel better 'cause all these people'll live... 1753 02:09:40,639 --> 02:09:43,711 as long as you remember 'em. 1754 02:09:43,776 --> 02:09:45,722 You reminded me... 1755 02:09:45,778 --> 02:09:49,191 about what the most important thing in life is. 1756 02:09:49,248 --> 02:09:51,592 - Do you know what I think it is? - No, ma'am. 1757 02:09:51,650 --> 02:09:54,927 Friends. Best friends. 1758 02:09:54,987 --> 02:09:58,025 Oh. Ninny! 1759 02:09:59,191 --> 02:10:00,932 Look. 1760 02:10:06,198 --> 02:10:08,041 Oh! 1761 02:10:27,252 --> 02:10:29,198 Idgie? 1762 02:10:32,658 --> 02:10:36,538 - Idgie's alive? - Oh, yes! 1763 02:10:36,595 --> 02:10:40,873 She's still out and about Charmin' bees and selling honey. 1764 02:10:40,933 --> 02:10:44,904 Sometimes I think I catch a glimpse of her. 1765 02:10:50,809 --> 02:10:53,255 Maybe we'll see her today. 1766 02:10:53,312 --> 02:10:55,952 Maybe. 1767 02:10:57,616 --> 02:11:00,324 Let's go. 1768 02:11:11,830 --> 02:11:16,142 After Ruth died and the railroad stopped runnin', 1769 02:11:16,201 --> 02:11:20,206 the cafe shut down, and everybody just scattered to the winds. 1770 02:11:21,540 --> 02:11:24,919 It was never more than just a little knockabout place. 1771 02:11:24,977 --> 02:11:27,787 But now that I look back on it, 1772 02:11:27,846 --> 02:11:30,122 when that cafe closed... 1773 02:11:30,182 --> 02:11:34,289 the heart of the town just stopped beating. 1774 02:11:34,353 --> 02:11:37,197 It's funny how a little place like this... 1775 02:11:37,256 --> 02:11:41,102 brought so many people together. 1776 02:12:25,237 --> 02:12:29,708 ♪♪ 1777 02:12:29,775 --> 02:12:34,224 ♪♪ 1778 02:12:36,281 --> 02:12:39,194 ♪ I'll remember you ♪ 1779 02:12:41,820 --> 02:12:46,030 ♪ When I've forgotten all the rest ♪ 1780 02:12:48,694 --> 02:12:52,506 ♪ You to me were true ♪ 1781 02:12:54,766 --> 02:12:58,339 ♪ You to me were the best ♪ 1782 02:12:59,638 --> 02:13:02,949 ♪ When there is no more ♪ 1783 02:13:03,008 --> 02:13:05,818 ♪ You cut to the core ♪ 1784 02:13:07,245 --> 02:13:12,285 ♪ Quicker than anyone that I knew ♪ 1785 02:13:12,351 --> 02:13:16,493 ♪ Now when the roses fade ♪ 1786 02:13:16,555 --> 02:13:20,503 ♪ I'm in the shade baby ♪ 1787 02:13:20,559 --> 02:13:23,938 ♪ I'll remember you ♪ 1788 02:13:23,996 --> 02:13:28,001 ♪ Now listen didn't I ♪ 1789 02:13:28,066 --> 02:13:32,105 ♪ Didn't I love you ♪ 1790 02:13:32,170 --> 02:13:38,553 ♪ Didn't I didn't I care ♪ 1791 02:13:38,610 --> 02:13:44,583 ♪ Didn't I sleep and didn't I weep beside you ♪ 1792 02:13:44,649 --> 02:13:49,997 ♪ With the rain that was blowing in your hair ♪ 1793 02:13:50,055 --> 02:13:52,126 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 1794 02:13:53,225 --> 02:13:56,172 ♪ I'll remember you ♪ 1795 02:13:57,429 --> 02:13:59,670 ♪ When the wind blows ♪ 1796 02:13:59,731 --> 02:14:03,838 ♪ On through the piney wood ♪ 1797 02:14:05,270 --> 02:14:11,687 ♪ It was you who came right through for me, baby ♪ 1798 02:14:11,743 --> 02:14:15,384 ♪ It was you who understood ♪ 1799 02:14:16,515 --> 02:14:19,758 ♪ Though I'd never say ♪ 1800 02:14:19,818 --> 02:14:24,699 ♪ That I turned the way ♪ 1801 02:14:24,756 --> 02:14:29,330 ♪ That you have led me to ♪ 1802 02:14:29,394 --> 02:14:33,342 ♪ Darling, in the end ♪ 1803 02:14:33,398 --> 02:14:37,540 ♪ My dear sweet friend ♪ 1804 02:14:37,602 --> 02:14:40,913 ♪ I'll remember you ♪ 1805 02:14:40,972 --> 02:14:44,579 ♪ Yes, I will now ♪ 1806 02:14:44,643 --> 02:14:47,249 ♪ I'll remember you ♪ 1807 02:14:47,312 --> 02:14:49,622 ♪ Yes, I will now ♪ 1808 02:14:51,917 --> 02:14:55,330 ♪ I'll remember, remember ♪ 1809 02:14:55,387 --> 02:14:57,731 ♪ I'll remember ♪ 1810 02:14:57,789 --> 02:15:01,066 ♪ I will remember you Yes, I will ♪ 1811 02:15:08,834 --> 02:15:12,680 ♪ Time ain't gonna change nothin', baby ♪ 1812 02:15:12,737 --> 02:15:15,980 ♪ We can be halfway across the world from each other ♪ 1813 02:15:16,041 --> 02:15:19,284 ♪ Don't make no difference ♪ 1814 02:15:19,344 --> 02:15:23,019 ♪ I'll remember ♪ 1815 02:15:23,081 --> 02:15:25,687 ♪ I'll remember ♪ 1816 02:15:25,750 --> 02:15:28,856 ♪ Every hour, every second ♪ 1817 02:15:28,920 --> 02:15:32,766 ♪ Every moment that we had ♪ 1818 02:15:32,824 --> 02:15:35,930 ♪ We do it, we do it ♪ 1819 02:15:35,994 --> 02:15:39,100 ♪ We do it don't do it ♪ 1820 02:15:39,164 --> 02:15:44,204 ♪ Gonna do it, do it do it, do it, do it ♪ 1821 02:15:45,537 --> 02:15:48,746 ♪ I'll remember, I'll remember ♪ 1822 02:15:48,807 --> 02:15:52,016 ♪ Oh, I'll remember you ♪ 1823 02:15:52,077 --> 02:15:57,220 ♪ I'll remember you ♪ 1824 02:16:01,620 --> 02:16:04,191 ♪ I'll remember you ♪ 1825 02:16:04,256 --> 02:16:06,532 ♪ Yes, I will ♪ 1826 02:16:06,591 --> 02:16:11,165 ♪♪