1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,150 What's going on? 2 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:04,000 Billy's getting out of rehab. What's your new name, then? 3 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:08,700 William. It's the same as Billy, but it's the more adult version. 4 00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:13,500 Look at me. Look in my...eyes! 5 00:00:13,540 --> 00:00:14,980 I got the part! 6 00:00:15,020 --> 00:00:17,860 I'm so happy! I really needed this today, it was such a horrible... 7 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:21,900 Sorry. 8 00:00:27,780 --> 00:00:29,100 We will have to hurry. 9 00:00:29,140 --> 00:00:31,260 The weather will be on us like a dark cat. 10 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:34,580 How will we tell Sir John this is all that's left of his family farm? 11 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:36,100 The fire! 12 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:37,140 It came! 13 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:41,420 The fire... 14 00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:42,780 it came and it took... 15 00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:44,820 Cut! Sorry! 16 00:00:44,860 --> 00:00:46,260 Sorry about that. 17 00:00:46,300 --> 00:00:47,940 No, I'm fine now. I just... 18 00:00:47,980 --> 00:00:50,020 Totally fine. God, I'm sorry, Marcella. 19 00:00:50,060 --> 00:00:51,500 OK. That's fine, it's just I'm.. 20 00:00:51,540 --> 00:00:53,820 I'm pulling a cart, you know? 21 00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:57,140 Uh, maybe have a sip of water? Uh, no. No. 22 00:00:57,180 --> 00:00:59,100 I think my character is a 23 00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:01,060 dry type of person, so... 24 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:05,100 OK, reset everyone. We're going to go again. 25 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:07,820 We will have to hurry. 26 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,540 The weather will be on us like a dark cat. 27 00:01:10,580 --> 00:01:14,580 How will we tell Sir John this is all that's left of his family farm? 28 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:17,900 The fire, it came... 29 00:01:17,940 --> 00:01:19,220 and took it took everything. 30 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:21,140 Sorry. Oh, my God. Cut! 31 00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:22,980 So, so sorry. Uh... 32 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:25,700 Maybe it's fine. Maybe a tiny sip of water though just cos it's a... 33 00:01:25,740 --> 00:01:28,100 it's a proper full cart, you know. It's supposed to be... 34 00:01:28,140 --> 00:01:30,620 It ought to be pulled by a horse. 35 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:34,060 It's fine, though. It's fine. 36 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:37,340 I'm just having a great time to... Just happy to be here. 37 00:01:37,380 --> 00:01:41,380 So is this guy. 38 00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:51,300 So, Marcella. 39 00:01:51,340 --> 00:01:53,660 So good to see you in high spirit. 40 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:56,860 Yeah, it's just...it's really sweet just to be working on an actual film 41 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:58,980 set. You know, I still can't believe I got the part. 42 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:01,540 Like, 23 people auditioned for it. 43 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:03,820 And it's nice to actually get a part. 44 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:05,660 So, you know, I'm not deluded. 45 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:08,700 I am an actor. And John, my driving instructor, 46 00:02:08,740 --> 00:02:11,460 thinks that I am ready to take my test soon, 47 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:14,260 so it's just been a really lucky few days. 48 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:18,300 Yep, well... Just a little word about the acting role. OK. 49 00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:24,140 Well done. 50 00:02:24,180 --> 00:02:26,780 OK... 51 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:28,900 I've had better responses to a compliment. 52 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,660 Oh, OK. When you said "a word," 53 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:33,380 I was like, "a word", you know, like... 54 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,980 I thought the compliment was just you lubing me up before you... 55 00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:37,180 Lubing you? 56 00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:40,220 Yeah, sorry, forget... What I meant was thank you. 57 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,540 But "lubing you"? 58 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:43,020 It's a turn of phrase. 59 00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:46,700 You know, lubing me up with a compliment before... 60 00:02:46,740 --> 00:02:48,140 bumming me with criticism. 61 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:49,580 Bumming you?! With criticism! 62 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:53,620 Like, it's a horrible metaphor, I shouldn't have... 63 00:02:53,780 --> 00:02:56,980 I don't think you're trying to bum me. OK, OK. 64 00:02:57,020 --> 00:02:59,580 Um, well, the compliment still stands. 65 00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:02,220 And I don't think you've had a lucky week, Marcella. 66 00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:05,300 I think you're reaping the rewards of perseverance. 67 00:03:05,340 --> 00:03:07,460 When was the last time you persevered. 68 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:08,740 I mean, really persevered? 69 00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:12,780 Held on for something that you wanted? 70 00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:19,780 What's that? 71 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:22,260 Wasn't the exhaust, was it? 72 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:24,340 Was that your stomach? 73 00:03:24,380 --> 00:03:27,580 Oh, God. I'm in a little trouble here, Luce. 74 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:31,620 Don't you dare shit in the car! 75 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:36,420 Oh, God, why am I sweating so much? I mean, what is that? 76 00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:38,940 Is that the shit that's trying to get out of my face? 77 00:03:38,980 --> 00:03:40,740 Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze. 78 00:03:40,780 --> 00:03:44,780 Don't shit in my car! 79 00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:48,340 Fuck! 80 00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:52,380 Get out, get out, get out! Go! 81 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:58,700 Afternoon. 82 00:04:03,820 --> 00:04:07,820 Please! 83 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:12,220 Yeah, I'm busting. 84 00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:15,700 I'm in real trouble here. Like...bad. 85 00:04:15,740 --> 00:04:18,460 I'm fucking going to kill you. 86 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:19,780 I've got L30. 87 00:04:19,820 --> 00:04:21,900 That is all yours! Do you hear that? 88 00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:25,100 You are a bad person! I can hear you! 89 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,580 Don't you dare. 90 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:28,180 Don't you put that on Instagram, mate! 91 00:04:28,220 --> 00:04:29,860 Oh, it's funny, is it? Never had to shit?! 92 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:31,700 That horrible lady is gone. 93 00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:33,500 It's just me now. 94 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:37,460 Hello? I'm an old lady now. 95 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:39,660 A little old lady. 96 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:43,580 Please. 97 00:04:51,820 --> 00:04:55,820 Begone. 98 00:05:05,860 --> 00:05:09,780 It's more than a feeling More than a feeling 99 00:05:09,820 --> 00:05:13,820 When I hear Marianne walk away. 100 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:23,300 That was a disgusting story. 101 00:05:23,340 --> 00:05:27,340 I think that was probably the most focused I've been in my entire life. 102 00:05:33,340 --> 00:05:35,620 A duke, no less. That's great news. 103 00:05:35,660 --> 00:05:38,740 I'm delighted for you, pet. Delighted! 104 00:05:38,780 --> 00:05:42,460 I have a bit of news myself. 105 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:45,060 Orlando has come out. 106 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:46,540 Of where? 107 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:48,540 The closet! 108 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:49,580 Mum, Orlando's a cat. 109 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:52,860 Cats can't...cats can't come out. 110 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:54,700 Orlando doesn't talk to you, does he, Mum? 111 00:05:54,740 --> 00:05:56,380 Well, of course he doesn't. 112 00:05:56,420 --> 00:05:58,300 But he wanted me to know all right. 113 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:01,660 You are winding me up. 114 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:03,180 Listen. 115 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:05,900 I walked into the kitchen to make a cup of tea at three in the morning. 116 00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:09,140 And himself and Timmy, you know, the raggedy black-and-white fella. 117 00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:12,300 They were going at it hell for leather beside the washing machine. 118 00:06:12,340 --> 00:06:14,460 At first I thought they were fighting. 119 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,740 And then I got closer. Jesus! 120 00:06:16,780 --> 00:06:19,020 They were clean mad for each other. 121 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:21,220 It was pure Horseback Mountain. 122 00:06:21,260 --> 00:06:23,020 Brokeback Mountain. 123 00:06:23,060 --> 00:06:24,780 Yeah, that image is so odd, I... 124 00:06:24,820 --> 00:06:26,100 I don't even know what to say. 125 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:27,900 Just be pleased for him. 126 00:06:27,940 --> 00:06:30,660 He's having a good week, too. 127 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:32,460 Anyways, I need to go back to set. 128 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:36,500 Just, before you go, I don't suppose you happened to see Billy... 129 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:38,980 William last night, did you? 130 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:40,820 Oh, for fuck's sake. He didn't come home? 131 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:43,220 Oh, now don't get overexcited. He's a grown man. 132 00:06:43,260 --> 00:06:44,700 And he was with Simon, so... 133 00:06:44,740 --> 00:06:46,180 Oh, come off it, mum. 134 00:06:46,220 --> 00:06:47,980 Well, I'm sorry I asked now. 135 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:50,140 Look, don't you worry about it. 136 00:06:50,180 --> 00:06:52,140 You just get off. 137 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:58,140 Hello, Simon, pet! 138 00:06:58,180 --> 00:07:00,900 It's Moira! Thanks for calling me back. 139 00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:03,700 Oh, no worries. Is everything OK? Marcella all right? 140 00:07:03,740 --> 00:07:05,980 Oh, Marce is fine! 141 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:08,820 She's got an acting job, no less. 142 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:10,900 Really? Oh, that's great. 143 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:12,740 And I was... 144 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:15,300 I was just wondering, erm, 145 00:07:15,340 --> 00:07:19,340 if you happened to see Billy... uh, William at all, 146 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:22,740 only his phone is off and I seem to remember that he mentioned he was 147 00:07:22,780 --> 00:07:26,100 meeting you last night. 148 00:07:26,140 --> 00:07:28,700 Yeah. I mean... 149 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,340 Yeah, that's right. 150 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:32,380 We, I mean... 151 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:33,740 Oh, Simon! 152 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:34,940 Sorry, Moira. Yeah, OK. 153 00:07:34,980 --> 00:07:37,980 I'll make some calls. I'll try and find him. 154 00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:40,500 Thanks, Simon. No worries. 155 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:44,540 So, Marcella's got an acting job? Oh, yes, she does, yep. 156 00:07:44,580 --> 00:07:46,260 And it's the real McCoy. 157 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:49,220 She's running around holding ducks and everything. 158 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:52,220 Ducks? She turned up the other day covered in shite. 159 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:53,620 It's method stuff. 160 00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:57,380 Like Daniel Day. He would hold his own ducks. 161 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:59,860 The real actors hold the animals. 162 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:02,580 Yeah, great. Right, well, I'll let you go, pet. 163 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:04,860 And do let me go if you hear from Billy, right? 164 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:07,060 All right. Bye, Moira. Bye. 165 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:08,780 Ah, William. 166 00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:10,780 I...I didn't hold the duck. 167 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:13,780 The lead actress holds the duck. I pull a cart. 168 00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:17,020 The duck just shat on me. 169 00:08:17,060 --> 00:08:19,460 Oh. 170 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:31,780 Ah, this is great. So, gentlemen, we're going to go for a wide.. 171 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:33,820 we're running a little 172 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:36,900 behind on time, so just stay with me, OK? Thanks, guys. 173 00:08:36,940 --> 00:08:38,700 These fucking hiccups! 174 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:40,460 Every single day! 175 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:42,140 Hiccups! What are we going to do? 176 00:08:42,180 --> 00:08:43,540 I mean, can we go with the hiccups? 177 00:08:43,580 --> 00:08:45,260 No, of course we can't go with the hiccups! 178 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:47,300 She's ruining everything! I can't cure hiccups. 179 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:50,580 I understand you can't cure it, but I need some kind of support. 180 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:53,740 Sarah, you've got a massive spider in your cleavage! 181 00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:55,140 What?! No! No! 182 00:08:55,180 --> 00:08:58,940 Help! Help! Get it off me! Get it off me! Help! Oh! Oh, God! No! Help! 183 00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:01,980 Get it off! Help! Help me! Get it out! 184 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:04,940 It's gone! It's gone, it's gone, it's gone. What?! It's gone. 185 00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:06,700 It must be inside me! No, no! 186 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:09,980 Oh, my God, it's inside me! It's inside! I can feel it. 187 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:11,620 I can feel it in my vagina! 188 00:09:11,660 --> 00:09:13,700 No! Oh, I can feel it in my vagina! 189 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:15,620 No! I can feel it in my vagina! 190 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:19,660 I'm going to die! 191 00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:22,980 What's wrong with her vagina? Sarah. Sarah? 192 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,900 Sarah, there's no spider. 193 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:28,460 Come on, Sarah. Come on, Sarah. 194 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:31,060 A spider sort of got... Legs. Legs. 195 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:33,340 Legs. The legs. 196 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:35,600 It's gone. It's gone now, anyway. 197 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,100 You're fine. 198 00:09:45,140 --> 00:09:46,620 No-one's in. 199 00:09:46,660 --> 00:09:48,860 Oh, thank God. 200 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:53,620 Fuck me, it's four o'clock. 201 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,740 I missed you. 202 00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:57,620 Why do you think... 203 00:09:57,660 --> 00:09:59,740 we never made a go of things? 204 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:03,780 Luce, I'm in recovery at the moment, I can't commit to anyone. 205 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,340 You know, my sobriety has got to be the most... I know. 206 00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:09,860 No, I don't even want that, I just... 207 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:12,060 I don't want this, and I hate lying to Marce, so... 208 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:15,940 It's Marce. 209 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:17,900 Oh, no! What are we going to do?! 210 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,460 Hey, Marce. 211 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,700 Hey Luce, you in? 212 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:23,900 Yeah. Yeah, w-w-why, where are you? 213 00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:26,900 Well, filming finished early cos I gave someone a breakdown. 214 00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:28,780 I'm in the supermarket, do you want anything? 215 00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:30,700 No, no, no, I'm fine, mate. 216 00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:32,100 I'm going out in a bit, so... 217 00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:33,220 Is Car in? 218 00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:34,860 No, s-she's not back yet. 219 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,780 OK, all right, speak to you later. 220 00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:39,260 Bye. Bye-bye. 221 00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:45,020 I can't... 222 00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:46,340 bear it. 223 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:47,620 I cannot... 224 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:49,540 bear it! I mean what are you doing? 225 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,180 Well, those eggs are broken. 226 00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:56,260 What are you doing here? 227 00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:57,740 Why didn't you take a basket? 228 00:10:57,780 --> 00:11:00,860 I mean, I can sort of understand the taking a risk w-with some bread 229 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:01,900 o-or maybe some tins... 230 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:04,860 What can I say, John, I like to live dangerously. 231 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:06,620 What's in your bas...oh! 232 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:08,301 Uh... Very fancy! No erm...yeah, it's, 233 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,660 well, it's my date that I remember told you about. 234 00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:13,380 "Date." What? 235 00:11:13,420 --> 00:11:15,220 Just hate that phrase, "date." 236 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,860 So American. "Date." 237 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:18,940 OK, what would you call 238 00:11:18,980 --> 00:11:22,420 meeting up w-with a woman that you're interested in romantically 239 00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:24,180 at an agreed time and place? 240 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:26,100 Boring. 241 00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:28,100 It wasn't boring. Oh! 242 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:29,580 Went very well... 243 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:33,260 Well, good for you. Nice. S-She's actually, she's coming over for dinner tonight so... 244 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,260 Oh, cool. 245 00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:41,140 Oh, it's Karen, my date. 246 00:11:41,180 --> 00:11:43,580 She's cancelled, she's... 247 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,900 She's broken her arm. 248 00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:46,820 Wow! 249 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:48,220 Broken her arm? 250 00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:49,700 Sounds like bullshit, mate. 251 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:52,340 Do you think? Yes. 252 00:11:55,460 --> 00:11:58,940 I mean...it might not be bullshit, 253 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:00,220 she might have broken her arm. 254 00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:01,740 I don't know her, got weak arms? 255 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:04,740 She's got lovely arms. All right, OK, maybe she has then. 256 00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:06,780 Yeah. OK, yeah. 257 00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:08,580 I guess. Right? Yeah. 258 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:12,620 Right, well, erm...I better go and put this stuff back. 259 00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:17,740 Oh, see you back... 260 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,900 Hey! 261 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:23,940 Why don't we go for a drink? 262 00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:26,740 What, now? Yeah, fuck it! 263 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,380 It's not like you got a date. 264 00:12:29,420 --> 00:12:31,660 OK, yeah. Yeah? 265 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,940 Fuck it! 266 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,140 Marcella, there is something deeply wrong with you. 267 00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:40,180 Just dump that. 268 00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:46,700 What were you trying to do? I was trying to scare her to get rid of the hiccups. 269 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:49,700 Poor girl, no, I-I actually, I knew a guy like that once, 270 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:52,300 when I was a broker. He used to cry when he saw mice. 271 00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:53,740 You were a broker? Yeah. 272 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:55,420 Like "buy, buy, sell, sell"? 273 00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:56,860 Yeah, yeah, e-exactly like that. 274 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:59,980 What happened? No, I was...I was really shit, 275 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,860 something I kind of fell into and erm... 276 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,180 took me a while to realise that I hated it. 277 00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:06,020 So you became a driving instructor? 278 00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:08,129 Yeah, that'd be why... Well, that's one of the things... 279 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,060 Well, actually I-I bought the driving school. 280 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,340 What do you mean, what do you mean o-one of the things? 281 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:15,020 I own a bowling alley. 282 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,460 No, you don't. 283 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,540 I-I own a bowling alley. 284 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:19,580 You don't own a bowling alley! 285 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:21,180 I do. What's so funny? 286 00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:23,460 Do you do shifts at the bowling alley? 287 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,660 If we were really busy working, yeah, I'd lend a hand. 288 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:29,340 Do you like bowling? No, hate it. I fucking hate it! 289 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:32,740 Do you like teaching people to drive? 290 00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:34,140 Well... 291 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:37,060 well, that kind of depends on the people. 292 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,500 Good answer. 293 00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:39,660 Erm... 294 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:41,540 Another one? Yes, please! 295 00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:47,140 Bring your sweet loving'... Bring your sweet loving'... 296 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:49,260 Yeah. Merlot? 297 00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:52,020 Is it? No, it's... No, we're not animals. Ah! 298 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:53,580 Yeah... Yeah... 299 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,580 This is a smoker's corner. 300 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:56,780 Do you smoke? 301 00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:57,980 No. 302 00:13:58,020 --> 00:13:59,900 Oh? 303 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,340 Sometimes. Do you smoke? 304 00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:04,940 Smoked for the first time when I was 16. 305 00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:06,980 I rang my dad...and I cried. 306 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,700 It's not my lucky, it's not lucky... 307 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:13,700 but it is sort of my lucky pineapple. 308 00:14:13,740 --> 00:14:15,940 Come on, this should be easy. Um... 309 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,980 Come on! Yep, OK. 310 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,380 This is the bit, this is the bit. I'm wanted... 311 00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:23,740 Want... No, this is the wrong bit! 312 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,820 Dead or... 313 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:29,940 Wanted... 314 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:31,540 Where is...there was another wanted! 315 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:32,980 I'm wanted... 316 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:35,660 Wanted! Oh! 317 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,380 No, no... 318 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,380 I think you've broke my trombone. 319 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:42,060 I think you're giving me a tromboner. 320 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,340 No? 321 00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:44,740 I-I...listen to me. 322 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:47,060 I'm really glad that I... 323 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,660 saw you at the supermarket. 324 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,380 No, you're not. 325 00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:52,620 I've ruined your evening, I made you play the trombone. 326 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:55,380 No, I never played the trombone before so now I can... 327 00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:56,500 You know, I can... 328 00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:03,340 You've got a way to keep me on your side... 329 00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:05,180 I haven't erm... 330 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:07,380 I haven't been with anyone since... 331 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:09,180 You know...since Simon. 332 00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:10,980 What? 333 00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:13,100 I haven't... 334 00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:15,540 with a different... 335 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:16,860 So you're... 336 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,940 We should have some more booze and Bon Jovi. 337 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:21,660 Let's have some more booze, and more Bon Jovi. 338 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,020 Um... 339 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:27,020 Yeah. 340 00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:31,780 Wanted... Wanted! 341 00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:34,660 Dead or alive. Dead or alive. 342 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,100 That's what you sounded like at two this morning. 343 00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:39,860 On repeat! You cock blocked yourself with Jovi, again! 344 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,700 Oh, God... What happened? 345 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:44,780 You come home from the supermarket then you rocked up here pissed at 1am. 346 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:46,180 I met John when I was out. 347 00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:48,380 Who's John? My driving instructor. 348 00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:49,540 Oh, yes! 349 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,260 I thought there was something there. 350 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,180 He's fit. No, it's not like... 351 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,860 I mean, he is cute but... 352 00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:56,483 But what? I don't have that feeling of 353 00:15:56,683 --> 00:15:58,780 impending doom I get when I know I like someone. 354 00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:00,260 You know, he's handsome, 355 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,060 and he is very nice. 356 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,300 But we all know... 357 00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:05,620 The Governor don't do nice! 358 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,060 Is your vagina Proud Mary? 359 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,140 Oh, her vagina is not proud. Oi! 360 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,780 Your vagina is an old baked bean tin - 361 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:11,940 rusty. 362 00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:15,340 Your vagina is the MySpace of vaginas - 363 00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:18,580 obsolete. Your vagina is a f... 364 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,380 Shit! 365 00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:23,060 I can't. I'm out, I'm too hung over. 366 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,740 So nothing happened at all? 367 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:26,340 No... Well, no. 368 00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:27,940 You should have just shagged him! 369 00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,820 Get it done with for fuck's sake! 370 00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:31,980 Well, what's wrong with you? Nothing, it's just... 371 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,860 I mean we're in our 30s 372 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:36,780 and we're still talking about boys like we're teenagers. 373 00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:38,420 Still making the same mistakes. 374 00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:41,260 What? I didn't even do anything! Even the boobs didn't get a run out! 375 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,460 I literally... How have I made a mistake? 376 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,060 She was with Simon for like 12 years. 377 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:48,180 I just think you can't accept as a fact that 378 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:50,260 you don't go for nice men. 379 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,980 I mean, where does that leave us? 380 00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:54,420 I just told you, it's not me. 381 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:58,100 It's this punk. 382 00:16:58,140 --> 00:17:00,460 Hey, what time's your screening next week? 383 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,580 Eight o'clock. 384 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,980 So, and on that, do you think I should invite John? 385 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:06,100 Yes! Of course you should invite him! 386 00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:07,380 Mate, you've got to... 387 00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:10,620 You are way too much this morning, you've got to calm down. 388 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,780 Bring it all right down, all that 389 00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:15,940 negativity that you're giving me. 390 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:17,540 Can we get lights, please! 391 00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:20,060 Where is the duck?! 392 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,780 The duck's dead! The dog ate him. 393 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,380 Shit! 394 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,460 Where is the duck?! Hi, Marcella. 395 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,540 Oh, Sarah. 396 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,820 I'm so sorry... 397 00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:31,300 Oh, no, it's fine. 398 00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:33,860 I just hate spiders so, so much. 399 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:37,900 Yeah, that's just... I've was bitten in Australia when I was 22 and I just... 400 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,220 Ah, I could feel it on me! It felt big. 401 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,540 Was it big? 402 00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:45,100 It was big. 403 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:46,620 Yeah, it was pretty big. 404 00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:48,300 Well, thank you. 405 00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:51,140 It's like they're out for me. 406 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:53,420 Who? Spiders. 407 00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:56,580 And I just don't get good vibes off of beetles either if I'm honest. 408 00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:58,180 Sarah! 409 00:17:58,220 --> 00:18:02,220 Oh, anyway... 410 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:06,860 I know there was no spider by the way. 411 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:07,940 What? 412 00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:09,380 You made it up. 413 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,820 Some kind of sickened joke. 414 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:14,020 But there was no spider. 415 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,060 OK. I want to make sure that we get things right... 416 00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,220 There... 417 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,620 There was a spider. 418 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:19,980 You winked at me. 419 00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:21,340 Yes... Ah! 420 00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:24,860 So you admit that you winked at me? 421 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,660 Yes! 422 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,420 OK, I winked at you cos... 423 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,180 I was flirting with you. You're... 424 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:34,220 you're a very attractive man. 425 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,420 Right? 426 00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:39,900 Right, yeah. I've not considered that, yes. 427 00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:41,900 Well, um... 428 00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:44,020 HE SIGHS 429 00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:46,300 Look, I'm not 100% ruling you out 430 00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:48,980 but I think it's going to be a no for me, babe. 431 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:50,980 But... 432 00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:55,020 let's def catch a beer at the screening. 433 00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:57,100 Aw. 434 00:18:57,140 --> 00:19:00,660 Thank you. You're welcome. 435 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:03,340 Fucking cunt. 436 00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:08,940 But you are more beautiful than all the paddy fields in China. 437 00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:12,180 Will you be married to me? 438 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,060 Forever? 439 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:17,820 Yes. 440 00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:32,020 It was brilliant! 441 00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:33,980 Well done! Aw, thanks Mum... 442 00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:35,500 I thought it was a bit shit but... 443 00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:37,380 I'm joking, well done. 444 00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:38,900 Do you want a drink? Yes, please! 445 00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:40,940 Can I get a red wine, please? 446 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,660 I'm going to the loo, Mum, I'll be two secs. 447 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,580 Oh, hey, Marcella. 448 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,100 Hey! Hi. 449 00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,340 Yeah, you came! I was... 450 00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:51,100 I, uh...I was worried you weren't going to come. 451 00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:53,020 It was great. 452 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:54,180 Thank you. 453 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,500 Erm... 454 00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:59,540 It's really nice you're here, uh...cos, uh...well the other night when... 455 00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:03,380 Uh...oh, sorry, this is erm... 456 00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:05,380 Hey. Karen, uh...my friend. 457 00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:06,820 Oh... 458 00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:08,980 Marcella, Karen. Yeah... Hi. 459 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:10,740 It was excellent. Oh, thank you. 460 00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:12,500 Thanks so much, thanks... 461 00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:14,420 Thanks for both of you for coming so much. 462 00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:18,260 I actually was just on my way to the bathroom so I'll be like... 463 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,180 I'll be in the bathroom for a minute. 464 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,700 And then I'll... We'll be at the bar. 465 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:25,740 I'll see you at the bar, I'll see you at the bar, cool. 466 00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:29,100 BILLY SNORTING 467 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:32,220 Are you fucking joking? 468 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:34,860 It's...yeah, um... 469 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,340 Marce, it's no big deal. 470 00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:37,980 The film was really good by the way. 471 00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:39,340 Like, ten stars. 472 00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:40,660 Ten stars? Give me the coke. 473 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,836 Look, I'm sensing a little bit of hostility coming my way. 474 00:20:43,036 --> 00:20:44,460 So, I think, just dial it down. 475 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,420 Great, give me the coke, Billy. OK, um, I'm not...I'm not going to do that. 476 00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:49,900 Oh, you're not going to do that? I'm not going to do that. 477 00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:52,028 You're not going to do that? But you're going to walk out. 478 00:20:52,228 --> 00:20:53,620 Is that what you think? You are... 479 00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:57,020 That's what you're going to... Yeah... Give me the coke! Give me the coke! 480 00:20:57,060 --> 00:21:00,100 Get off me! You're not going out there with that! 481 00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:04,140 Give me the fucking... Ow! Marce! Fucking hell! You're not going out there! 482 00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:06,860 Please stop! OW! 483 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:10,500 Calm down! You're being aggressive! Give me the fucking coke! 484 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:14,540 Fine! 485 00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:22,140 What's wrong? Where's my mum? She's over there talking to the director. 486 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:23,940 Billy was just taking coke in the toilet. 487 00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:25,860 What? No, he wouldn't... 488 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:29,900 What do you call that then? 489 00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:32,420 The director seems very nice. 490 00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:35,180 He has three Alsatians, did you know that? 491 00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:38,060 Right. And he doesn't own a washing machine. 492 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,900 Really? Dirty bastard. 493 00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:42,700 Imagine having three Alsatians and no washing machine. 494 00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:45,500 Where's William? Uh, Billy had to...he had to go. 495 00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:48,780 He had to shoot off. I better be going too. 496 00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:52,820 Well done again! 497 00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:57,740 Don't let it ruin your night. 498 00:21:57,780 --> 00:21:59,460 OK? You can deal with it tomorrow. 499 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,660 Fuck's sake... He'll be fine, Lucy's with him. 500 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:04,460 You were brilliant, mate, really good! 501 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:08,500 Come on, let's get you a drink. 502 00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:16,420 No, it's like a worm but with feet. 503 00:22:17,260 --> 00:22:19,300 OK, cool, where do you stand on tapas? 504 00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:23,340 What? Thought maybe you and I could "tap ass" together later. 505 00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:29,180 Yes, I would, that sounds nice, I would love to tap ass, very hungry. 506 00:22:29,580 --> 00:22:33,580 Starving. OK, I'll get my coat. 507 00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:36,740 You are not going to tap ass with this guy. 508 00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:38,500 Yes, I am going to tap ass with this guy! 509 00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:42,420 I'm going to tap ass with that fucking goblin-sold, hat-wearing fuck head. 510 00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:46,460 It's been too long! 511 00:22:47,420 --> 00:22:49,900 Maybe I'll break MY arm! 512 00:22:49,940 --> 00:22:53,940 Tap ass is very dangerous in Spain, except they were bull-fighting. 513 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:57,780 A cowboy... 514 00:22:57,820 --> 00:23:01,140 A cowboy, on a steel horse I ride! 515 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:02,740 Wanted... 516 00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:04,260 Wanted... 517 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:07,300 Hmm? Dead or alive. 518 00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:11,060 What are you doing? Look, I-I-I don't want to sound insecure because 519 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:12,460 you know I'm not. 520 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,740 But I-I-I'm starting to think that you might not be very attracted to me. 521 00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:19,780 Hmm... 522 00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:27,740 Good girls 523 00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:30,780 Good girls 524 00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:34,820 Good girls never kiss goodnight on the first date 525 00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:37,740 No, not the good girls 526 00:23:37,780 --> 00:23:41,780 Good girls treat the fellas nice and wait 527 00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:44,100 Yeah the good girls...