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What's going on?
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Billy's getting out of rehab.
What's your new name, then?
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William. It's the same as Billy,
but it's the more adult version.
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Look at me. Look in my...eyes!
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I got the part!
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I'm so happy! I really needed this
today, it was such a horrible...
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Sorry.
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We will have to hurry.
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The weather will be on us like a
dark cat.
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How will we tell Sir John this is
all that's left of his family farm?
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The fire!
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It came!
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The fire...
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it came and it took...
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Cut! Sorry!
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Sorry about that.
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No, I'm fine now. I just...
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Totally fine. God, I'm sorry, Marcella.
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OK. That's fine, it's just I'm..
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I'm pulling a cart, you know?
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Uh, maybe have a sip of water?
Uh, no. No.
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I think my character is a
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dry type of person, so...
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OK, reset everyone.
We're going to go again.
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We will have to hurry.
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The weather will be on us like a
dark cat.
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How will we tell Sir John this is
all that's left of his family farm?
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The fire, it came...
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and took it took everything.
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Sorry. Oh, my God. Cut!
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So, so sorry. Uh...
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Maybe it's fine. Maybe a tiny sip of
water though just cos it's a...
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it's a proper full cart, you know.
It's supposed to be...
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It ought to be pulled by a horse.
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It's fine, though. It's fine.
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I'm just having a great time to...
Just happy to be here.
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So is this guy.
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So, Marcella.
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So good to see you in high spirit.
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Yeah, it's just...it's really sweet
just to be working on an actual film
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set. You know,
I still can't believe I got the part.
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Like, 23 people auditioned for it.
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And it's nice to actually get a part.
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So, you know, I'm not deluded.
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I am an actor.
And John, my driving instructor,
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thinks that I am ready to take my
test soon,
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so it's just been a really lucky
few days.
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Yep, well... Just a little word
about the acting role. OK.
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Well done.
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OK...
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I've had better responses to
a compliment.
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Oh, OK. When you said "a word,"
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I was like, "a word", you know, like...
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I thought the compliment was
just you lubing me up before you...
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Lubing you?
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Yeah, sorry, forget...
What I meant was thank you.
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But "lubing you"?
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It's a turn of phrase.
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You know,
lubing me up with a compliment before...
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bumming me with criticism.
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Bumming you?! With criticism!
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Like, it's a horrible metaphor,
I shouldn't have...
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I don't think you're trying to bum me.
OK, OK.
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Um, well, the compliment still stands.
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And I don't think you've had a lucky
week, Marcella.
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I think you're reaping the rewards
of perseverance.
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When was the last time you persevered.
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I mean, really persevered?
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Held on for something that you wanted?
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What's that?
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Wasn't the exhaust, was it?
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Was that your stomach?
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Oh, God.
I'm in a little trouble here, Luce.
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Don't you dare shit in the car!
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Oh, God, why am I sweating so much?
I mean, what is that?
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Is that the shit that's trying to
get out of my face?
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Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze.
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Don't shit in my car!
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Fuck!
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Get out, get out, get out! Go!
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Afternoon.
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Please!
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Yeah, I'm busting.
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I'm in real trouble here. Like...bad.
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I'm fucking going to kill you.
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I've got L30.
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That is all yours! Do you hear that?
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You are a bad person! I can hear you!
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Don't you dare.
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Don't you put that on Instagram, mate!
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Oh, it's funny, is it?
Never had to shit?!
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That horrible lady is gone.
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It's just me now.
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Hello? I'm an old lady now.
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A little old lady.
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Please.
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Begone.
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It's more than a feeling
More than a feeling
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When I hear Marianne walk away.
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That was a disgusting story.
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I think that was probably the most
focused I've been in my entire life.
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A duke, no less. That's great news.
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I'm delighted for you, pet. Delighted!
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I have a bit of news myself.
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Orlando has come out.
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Of where?
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The closet!
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Mum, Orlando's a cat.
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Cats can't...cats can't come out.
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Orlando doesn't talk to you,
does he, Mum?
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Well, of course he doesn't.
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But he wanted me to know all right.
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You are winding me up.
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Listen.
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I walked into the kitchen to make a
cup of tea at three in the morning.
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And himself and Timmy, you know,
the raggedy black-and-white fella.
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They were going at it hell for
leather beside the washing machine.
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At first I thought they were fighting.
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And then I got closer. Jesus!
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They were clean mad for each other.
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It was pure Horseback Mountain.
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Brokeback Mountain.
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Yeah, that image is so odd, I...
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I don't even know what to say.
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Just be pleased for him.
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He's having a good week, too.
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Anyways, I need to go back to set.
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Just, before you go, I don't suppose
you happened to see Billy...
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William last night, did you?
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
He didn't come home?
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Oh, now don't get overexcited.
He's a grown man.
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And he was with Simon, so...
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Oh, come off it, mum.
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Well, I'm sorry I asked now.
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Look, don't you worry about it.
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You just get off.
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Hello, Simon, pet!
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It's Moira! Thanks for calling me back.
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Oh, no worries. Is everything OK?
Marcella all right?
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Oh, Marce is fine!
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She's got an acting job, no less.
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Really? Oh, that's great.
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And I was...
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I was just wondering, erm,
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if you happened to see Billy...
uh, William at all,
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only his phone is off and I seem to
remember that he mentioned he was
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meeting you last night.
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Yeah. I mean...
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Yeah, that's right.
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We, I mean...
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Oh, Simon!
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Sorry, Moira. Yeah, OK.
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I'll make some calls.
I'll try and find him.
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Thanks, Simon. No worries.
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So, Marcella's got an acting job?
Oh, yes, she does, yep.
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And it's the real McCoy.
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She's running around holding ducks
and everything.
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Ducks? She turned up the other day
covered in shite.
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It's method stuff.
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Like Daniel Day.
He would hold his own ducks.
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The real actors hold the animals.
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Yeah, great.
Right, well, I'll let you go, pet.
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And do let me go if you hear from Billy,
right?
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All right. Bye, Moira. Bye.
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Ah, William.
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I...I didn't hold the duck.
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The lead actress holds the duck.
I pull a cart.
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The duck just shat on me.
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Oh.
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Ah, this is great. So, gentlemen,
we're going to go for a wide..
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we're running a little
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behind on time, so just stay with me,
OK? Thanks, guys.
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These fucking hiccups!
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Every single day!
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Hiccups! What are we going to do?
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I mean, can we go with the hiccups?
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No,
of course we can't go with the hiccups!
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She's ruining everything!
I can't cure hiccups.
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I understand you can't cure it,
but I need some kind of support.
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Sarah, you've got a massive spider
in your cleavage!
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What?! No! No!
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Help! Help! Get it off me! Get it
off me! Help! Oh! Oh, God! No! Help!
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Get it off! Help! Help me! Get it out!
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It's gone! It's gone, it's gone,
it's gone. What?! It's gone.
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It must be inside me! No, no!
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Oh, my God, it's inside me!
It's inside! I can feel it.
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I can feel it in my vagina!
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No! Oh, I can feel it in my vagina!
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No! I can feel it in my vagina!
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I'm going to die!
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What's wrong with her vagina?
Sarah. Sarah?
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Sarah, there's no spider.
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Come on, Sarah. Come on, Sarah.
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A spider sort of got... Legs. Legs.
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Legs. The legs.
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It's gone. It's gone now, anyway.
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You're fine.
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No-one's in.
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Oh, thank God.
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Fuck me, it's four o'clock.
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I missed you.
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Why do you think...
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we never made a go of things?
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Luce, I'm in recovery at the moment,
I can't commit to anyone.
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You know, my sobriety has got to be
the most... I know.
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No, I don't even want that, I just...
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I don't want this,
and I hate lying to Marce, so...
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It's Marce.
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Oh, no! What are we going to do?!
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Hey, Marce.
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Hey Luce, you in?
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Yeah. Yeah, w-w-why, where are you?
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Well, filming finished early
cos I gave someone a breakdown.
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I'm in the supermarket,
do you want anything?
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No, no, no, I'm fine, mate.
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I'm going out in a bit, so...
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Is Car in?
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No, s-she's not back yet.
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OK, all right, speak to you later.
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Bye. Bye-bye.
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I can't...
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bear it.
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I cannot...
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bear it! I mean what are you doing?
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Well, those eggs are broken.
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What are you doing here?
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Why didn't you take a basket?
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I mean, I can sort of understand the
taking a risk w-with some bread
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o-or maybe some tins...
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What can I say, John,
I like to live dangerously.
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What's in your bas...oh!
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Uh... Very fancy!
No erm...yeah, it's,
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well, it's my date that I
remember told you about.
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"Date." What?
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Just hate that phrase, "date."
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So American. "Date."
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OK, what would you call
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meeting up w-with a woman that
you're interested in romantically
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at an agreed time and place?
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Boring.
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It wasn't boring. Oh!
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Went very well...
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Well, good for you. Nice. S-She's actually,
she's coming over for dinner tonight so...
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Oh, cool.
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Oh, it's Karen, my date.
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She's cancelled, she's...
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She's broken her arm.
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Wow!
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Broken her arm?
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Sounds like bullshit, mate.
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Do you think? Yes.
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I mean...it might not be bullshit,
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she might have broken her arm.
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I don't know her, got weak arms?
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She's got lovely arms.
All right, OK, maybe she has then.
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Yeah. OK, yeah.
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I guess. Right? Yeah.
258
00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:12,620
Right, well, erm...I better go and
put this stuff back.
259
00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:17,740
Oh, see you back...
260
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,900
Hey!
261
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:23,940
Why don't we go for a drink?
262
00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:26,740
What, now? Yeah, fuck it!
263
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,380
It's not like you got a date.
264
00:12:29,420 --> 00:12:31,660
OK, yeah. Yeah?
265
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,940
Fuck it!
266
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,140
Marcella, there is something deeply
wrong with you.
267
00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:40,180
Just dump that.
268
00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:46,700
What were you trying to do? I was trying
to scare her to get rid of the hiccups.
269
00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:49,700
Poor girl, no, I-I actually,
I knew a guy like that once,
270
00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:52,300
when I was a broker.
He used to cry when he saw mice.
271
00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:53,740
You were a broker? Yeah.
272
00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:55,420
Like "buy, buy, sell, sell"?
273
00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:56,860
Yeah, yeah, e-exactly like that.
274
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:59,980
What happened?
No, I was...I was really shit,
275
00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,860
something I kind of fell into and erm...
276
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,180
took me a while to realise
that I hated it.
277
00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:06,020
So you became a driving instructor?
278
00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:08,129
Yeah, that'd be why...
Well, that's one of the things...
279
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,060
Well, actually I-I bought
the driving school.
280
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,340
What do you mean,
what do you mean o-one of the things?
281
00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:15,020
I own a bowling alley.
282
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,460
No, you don't.
283
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,540
I-I own a bowling alley.
284
00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:19,580
You don't own a bowling alley!
285
00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:21,180
I do. What's so funny?
286
00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:23,460
Do you do shifts at the bowling alley?
287
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,660
If we were really busy working,
yeah, I'd lend a hand.
288
00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:29,340
Do you like bowling?
No, hate it. I fucking hate it!
289
00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:32,740
Do you like teaching people to drive?
290
00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:34,140
Well...
291
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:37,060
well,
that kind of depends on the people.
292
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,500
Good answer.
293
00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:39,660
Erm...
294
00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:41,540
Another one? Yes, please!
295
00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:47,140
Bring your sweet loving'...
Bring your sweet loving'...
296
00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:49,260
Yeah. Merlot?
297
00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:52,020
Is it?
No, it's... No, we're not animals. Ah!
298
00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:53,580
Yeah... Yeah...
299
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,580
This is a smoker's corner.
300
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:56,780
Do you smoke?
301
00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:57,980
No.
302
00:13:58,020 --> 00:13:59,900
Oh?
303
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,340
Sometimes. Do you smoke?
304
00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:04,940
Smoked for the first time when I was 16.
305
00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:06,980
I rang my dad...and I cried.
306
00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,700
It's not my lucky, it's not lucky...
307
00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:13,700
but it is sort of my lucky pineapple.
308
00:14:13,740 --> 00:14:15,940
Come on, this should be easy. Um...
309
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,980
Come on! Yep, OK.
310
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,380
This is the bit, this is the bit.
I'm wanted...
311
00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:23,740
Want... No, this is the wrong bit!
312
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,820
Dead or...
313
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:29,940
Wanted...
314
00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:31,540
Where is...there was another wanted!
315
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:32,980
I'm wanted...
316
00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:35,660
Wanted! Oh!
317
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,380
No, no...
318
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,380
I think you've broke my trombone.
319
00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:42,060
I think you're giving me a tromboner.
320
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,340
No?
321
00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:44,740
I-I...listen to me.
322
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:47,060
I'm really glad that I...
323
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,660
saw you at the supermarket.
324
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,380
No, you're not.
325
00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:52,620
I've ruined your evening,
I made you play the trombone.
326
00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:55,380
No, I never played the trombone
before so now I can...
327
00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:56,500
You know, I can...
328
00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:03,340
You've got a way to keep me
on your side...
329
00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:05,180
I haven't erm...
330
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:07,380
I haven't been with anyone since...
331
00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:09,180
You know...since Simon.
332
00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:10,980
What?
333
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:13,100
I haven't...
334
00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:15,540
with a different...
335
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:16,860
So you're...
336
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,940
We should have some more booze and
Bon Jovi.
337
00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:21,660
Let's have some more booze,
and more Bon Jovi.
338
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,020
Um...
339
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:27,020
Yeah.
340
00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:31,780
Wanted... Wanted!
341
00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:34,660
Dead or alive. Dead or alive.
342
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,100
That's what you sounded like at two
this morning.
343
00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:39,860
On repeat! You cock blocked yourself
with Jovi, again!
344
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,700
Oh, God... What happened?
345
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:44,780
You come home from the supermarket
then you rocked up here pissed at 1am.
346
00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:46,180
I met John when I was out.
347
00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:48,380
Who's John? My driving instructor.
348
00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:49,540
Oh, yes!
349
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,260
I thought there was something there.
350
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,180
He's fit. No, it's not like...
351
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,860
I mean, he is cute but...
352
00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:56,483
But what?
I don't have that feeling of
353
00:15:56,683 --> 00:15:58,780
impending doom I get
when I know I like someone.
354
00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:00,260
You know, he's handsome,
355
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,060
and he is very nice.
356
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,300
But we all know...
357
00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:05,620
The Governor don't do nice!
358
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,060
Is your vagina Proud Mary?
359
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,140
Oh, her vagina is not proud. Oi!
360
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,780
Your vagina is an old baked bean tin -
361
00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:11,940
rusty.
362
00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:15,340
Your vagina is the MySpace of vaginas -
363
00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:18,580
obsolete. Your vagina is a f...
364
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,380
Shit!
365
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:23,060
I can't. I'm out, I'm too hung over.
366
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,740
So nothing happened at all?
367
00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:26,340
No... Well, no.
368
00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:27,940
You should have just shagged him!
369
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,820
Get it done with for fuck's sake!
370
00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:31,980
Well, what's wrong with you?
Nothing, it's just...
371
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,860
I mean we're in our 30s
372
00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:36,780
and we're still talking about boys
like we're teenagers.
373
00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:38,420
Still making the same mistakes.
374
00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:41,260
What? I didn't even do anything!
Even the boobs didn't get a run out!
375
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,460
I literally...
How have I made a mistake?
376
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,060
She was with Simon for like 12 years.
377
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:48,180
I just think you can't accept as
a fact that
378
00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:50,260
you don't go for nice men.
379
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,980
I mean, where does that leave us?
380
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:54,420
I just told you, it's not me.
381
00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:58,100
It's this punk.
382
00:16:58,140 --> 00:17:00,460
Hey,
what time's your screening next week?
383
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,580
Eight o'clock.
384
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,980
So, and on that,
do you think I should invite John?
385
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:06,100
Yes! Of course you should invite him!
386
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:07,380
Mate, you've got to...
387
00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:10,620
You are way too much this morning,
you've got to calm down.
388
00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,780
Bring it all right down, all that
389
00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:15,940
negativity that you're giving me.
390
00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:17,540
Can we get lights, please!
391
00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:20,060
Where is the duck?!
392
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,780
The duck's dead! The dog ate him.
393
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,380
Shit!
394
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,460
Where is the duck?! Hi, Marcella.
395
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,540
Oh, Sarah.
396
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,820
I'm so sorry...
397
00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:31,300
Oh, no, it's fine.
398
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:33,860
I just hate spiders so, so much.
399
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:37,900
Yeah, that's just... I've was bitten in
Australia when I was 22 and I just...
400
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,220
Ah, I could feel it on me! It felt big.
401
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,540
Was it big?
402
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:45,100
It was big.
403
00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:46,620
Yeah, it was pretty big.
404
00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:48,300
Well, thank you.
405
00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:51,140
It's like they're out for me.
406
00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:53,420
Who? Spiders.
407
00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:56,580
And I just don't get good vibes off
of beetles either if I'm honest.
408
00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:58,180
Sarah!
409
00:17:58,220 --> 00:18:02,220
Oh, anyway...
410
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:06,860
I know there was no spider by the way.
411
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:07,940
What?
412
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:09,380
You made it up.
413
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,820
Some kind of sickened joke.
414
00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:14,020
But there was no spider.
415
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,060
OK. I want to make sure that we get
things right...
416
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,220
There...
417
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,620
There was a spider.
418
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:19,980
You winked at me.
419
00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:21,340
Yes... Ah!
420
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:24,860
So you admit that you winked at me?
421
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,660
Yes!
422
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,420
OK, I winked at you cos...
423
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,180
I was flirting with you. You're...
424
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:34,220
you're a very attractive man.
425
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,420
Right?
426
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:39,900
Right, yeah.
I've not considered that, yes.
427
00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:41,900
Well, um...
428
00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:44,020
HE SIGHS
429
00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:46,300
Look, I'm not 100% ruling you out
430
00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:48,980
but I think it's going to be a no
for me, babe.
431
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:50,980
But...
432
00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:55,020
let's def catch a beer at the screening.
433
00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:57,100
Aw.
434
00:18:57,140 --> 00:19:00,660
Thank you. You're welcome.
435
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:03,340
Fucking cunt.
436
00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:08,940
But you are more beautiful than all
the paddy fields in China.
437
00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:12,180
Will you be married to me?
438
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,060
Forever?
439
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:17,820
Yes.
440
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:32,020
It was brilliant!
441
00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:33,980
Well done! Aw, thanks Mum...
442
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:35,500
I thought it was a bit shit but...
443
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:37,380
I'm joking, well done.
444
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:38,900
Do you want a drink? Yes, please!
445
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:40,940
Can I get a red wine, please?
446
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,660
I'm going to the loo,
Mum, I'll be two secs.
447
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,580
Oh, hey, Marcella.
448
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,100
Hey! Hi.
449
00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,340
Yeah, you came! I was...
450
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:51,100
I, uh...I was worried you weren't
going to come.
451
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:53,020
It was great.
452
00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:54,180
Thank you.
453
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,500
Erm...
454
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:59,540
It's really nice you're here, uh...cos,
uh...well the other night when...
455
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:03,380
Uh...oh, sorry, this is erm...
456
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:05,380
Hey. Karen, uh...my friend.
457
00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:06,820
Oh...
458
00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:08,980
Marcella, Karen. Yeah... Hi.
459
00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:10,740
It was excellent. Oh, thank you.
460
00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:12,500
Thanks so much, thanks...
461
00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:14,420
Thanks for both of you for coming so
much.
462
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:18,260
I actually was just on my way to the
bathroom so I'll be like...
463
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,180
I'll be in the bathroom for a minute.
464
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,700
And then I'll... We'll be at the bar.
465
00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:25,740
I'll see you at the bar,
I'll see you at the bar, cool.
466
00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:29,100
BILLY SNORTING
467
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:32,220
Are you fucking joking?
468
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:34,860
It's...yeah, um...
469
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,340
Marce, it's no big deal.
470
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:37,980
The film was really good by the way.
471
00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:39,340
Like, ten stars.
472
00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:40,660
Ten stars? Give me the coke.
473
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,836
Look, I'm sensing a little bit
of hostility coming my way.
474
00:20:43,036 --> 00:20:44,460
So, I think, just dial it down.
475
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,420
Great, give me the coke, Billy. OK, um,
I'm not...I'm not going to do that.
476
00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:49,900
Oh, you're not going to do that?
I'm not going to do that.
477
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:52,028
You're not going to do that?
But you're going to walk out.
478
00:20:52,228 --> 00:20:53,620
Is that what you think?
You are...
479
00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:57,020
That's what you're going to... Yeah...
Give me the coke! Give me the coke!
480
00:20:57,060 --> 00:21:00,100
Get off me!
You're not going out there with that!
481
00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:04,140
Give me the fucking... Ow! Marce!
Fucking hell! You're not going out there!
482
00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:06,860
Please stop! OW!
483
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:10,500
Calm down! You're being aggressive!
Give me the fucking coke!
484
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:14,540
Fine!
485
00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:22,140
What's wrong? Where's my mum? She's
over there talking to the director.
486
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:23,940
Billy was just taking coke in the
toilet.
487
00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:25,860
What? No, he wouldn't...
488
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:29,900
What do you call that then?
489
00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:32,420
The director seems very nice.
490
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:35,180
He has three Alsatians,
did you know that?
491
00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:38,060
Right. And he doesn't own a washing
machine.
492
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,900
Really? Dirty bastard.
493
00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:42,700
Imagine having three Alsatians and
no washing machine.
494
00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:45,500
Where's William?
Uh, Billy had to...he had to go.
495
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:48,780
He had to shoot off.
I better be going too.
496
00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:52,820
Well done again!
497
00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:57,740
Don't let it ruin your night.
498
00:21:57,780 --> 00:21:59,460
OK? You can deal with it tomorrow.
499
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,660
Fuck's sake...
He'll be fine, Lucy's with him.
500
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:04,460
You were brilliant, mate, really good!
501
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:08,500
Come on, let's get you a drink.
502
00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:16,420
No, it's like a worm but with feet.
503
00:22:17,260 --> 00:22:19,300
OK, cool, where do you stand on tapas?
504
00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:23,340
What? Thought maybe you and I could
"tap ass" together later.
505
00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:29,180
Yes, I would, that sounds nice,
I would love to tap ass, very hungry.
506
00:22:29,580 --> 00:22:33,580
Starving. OK, I'll get my coat.
507
00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:36,740
You are not going to tap ass with
this guy.
508
00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:38,500
Yes,
I am going to tap ass with this guy!
509
00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:42,420
I'm going to tap ass with that fucking
goblin-sold, hat-wearing fuck head.
510
00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:46,460
It's been too long!
511
00:22:47,420 --> 00:22:49,900
Maybe I'll break MY arm!
512
00:22:49,940 --> 00:22:53,940
Tap ass is very dangerous in Spain,
except they were bull-fighting.
513
00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:57,780
A cowboy...
514
00:22:57,820 --> 00:23:01,140
A cowboy,
on a steel horse I ride!
515
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:02,740
Wanted...
516
00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:04,260
Wanted...
517
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:07,300
Hmm? Dead or alive.
518
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:11,060
What are you doing? Look, I-I-I
don't want to sound insecure because
519
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:12,460
you know I'm not.
520
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,740
But I-I-I'm starting to think that
you might not be very attracted to me.
521
00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:19,780
Hmm...
522
00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:27,740
Good girls
523
00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:30,780
Good girls
524
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:34,820
Good girls never kiss goodnight on
the first date
525
00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:37,740
No, not the good girls
526
00:23:37,780 --> 00:23:41,780
Good girls treat the fellas nice
and wait
527
00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:44,100
Yeah the good girls...