1 00:01:17,502 --> 00:01:19,701 Beat him, fix him! 2 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,400 - Hey! - What? 3 00:01:21,401 --> 00:01:23,301 - Sit down and shut up! - Am I that noisy? 4 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:24,951 Hit him! Hit him! 5 00:01:38,752 --> 00:01:40,002 Fantastic! Haha! 6 00:01:41,399 --> 00:01:43,599 Watch it! You're pushing me! 7 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,300 - You think you can bully me? - YEAH, SO??? 8 00:01:46,301 --> 00:01:47,323 I'm not scared! 9 00:01:47,348 --> 00:01:49,774 BEAT HIM! 10 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,600 I'm experienced in fighting, am I that bad? 11 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:56,000 Look at you, of course you're bad. 12 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:58,700 Bad? I'm only helping you to carry the stretcher, idiot. 13 00:01:58,873 --> 00:02:00,500 Where did he go? 14 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,296 He's there, I'm going to get an ambulance. 15 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,800 Stay there, unless you want to get beat up again. 16 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,000 You think I'm a coward? 17 00:02:12,001 --> 00:02:15,001 "Hong Kong" "New Fist of Fury" 18 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:28,100 Please everyone, no pictures! 19 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,000 [Woman] Sorry, please take them later. 20 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,100 [Woman] Terribly sorry! Please wait! 21 00:02:44,692 --> 00:02:47,892 - Please, just take my picture! - Sorry I can't! I don't have enough film! 22 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,000 I'm gonna hit you. Are you taking it? 23 00:02:51,016 --> 00:02:55,666 - No no no, please, no way! - Just one picture? OK? Thanks! 24 00:02:56,491 --> 00:02:57,800 Who are you? 25 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,317 - I see you have a nice figure... - What's your surname? 26 00:02:59,341 --> 00:03:01,341 - I want to make... - What do you want to make with me? 27 00:03:01,342 --> 00:03:02,942 I'll beat you! Get lost! 28 00:03:03,566 --> 00:03:05,265 - Hey, don't go! - Are you nuts? 29 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:10,590 What are you two doing?! 30 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:11,691 I don't know this fella! 31 00:03:11,789 --> 00:03:14,188 No no, I just want to....er... make... 32 00:03:14,590 --> 00:03:17,589 Oh I get it! He did the same thing with me before. 33 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:18,814 What?! 34 00:03:18,838 --> 00:03:20,039 It's not a big deal... 35 00:03:20,864 --> 00:03:22,788 - She's gone... - Poke your lungs! Mandy! 36 00:03:22,913 --> 00:03:26,138 - This is all your fault! - You guys still talking? Get him off me! 37 00:03:26,188 --> 00:03:29,412 You can't even handle him, why don't you give him a hand? Let me give you a hand! 38 00:03:29,437 --> 00:03:30,938 Why did you touch my ass? 39 00:03:41,261 --> 00:03:44,761 Ngou Pi, You want to die? Why did you fight again? 40 00:03:55,862 --> 00:03:56,862 Aunt? 41 00:04:00,984 --> 00:04:03,685 Aunt? Don't tell me she went to Kowloon? 42 00:04:05,408 --> 00:04:07,309 So she didn't cook dinner tonight? 43 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:11,782 Her last will! 44 00:04:23,455 --> 00:04:24,455 No way! 45 00:04:24,781 --> 00:04:27,481 Aunt! Don't be too hasty! 46 00:04:27,806 --> 00:04:28,806 Aunt, open up! 47 00:04:30,031 --> 00:04:33,932 - You bastard, leave me alone! - Aunt, don't die! 48 00:04:34,855 --> 00:04:36,855 Just let me die! 49 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,879 Aunt, open the door, please! 50 00:04:40,004 --> 00:04:43,205 Let me die, bastard! You don't wanna get married! 51 00:04:43,330 --> 00:04:45,529 I've let your dead father down! 52 00:04:46,478 --> 00:04:48,379 Aunt, open the door first! 53 00:04:49,683 --> 00:04:50,884 Aunt! 54 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:54,408 Are you hanging yourself or are you eating biscuits? 55 00:04:57,633 --> 00:04:59,233 Aunt! Open up! 56 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:01,958 Get the key! Get the key! 57 00:05:02,183 --> 00:05:04,182 Where's the key? 58 00:05:04,277 --> 00:05:06,076 In the drawer! 59 00:05:06,177 --> 00:05:09,577 Drawer? How can I get in there? 60 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,877 Break the door down, bastard! Break it down! 61 00:05:12,902 --> 00:05:14,501 Break it? OK! 62 00:05:15,876 --> 00:05:17,775 Aunt... 63 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:22,699 - Break the rope, quickly! - OK! 64 00:05:22,824 --> 00:05:25,524 Still doesn't break? Try again! 65 00:05:27,674 --> 00:05:29,574 Aunt, why did you commit suicide? 66 00:05:29,575 --> 00:05:31,575 You bastard! 67 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:35,874 I asked you to break the rope, not my neck! 68 00:05:51,172 --> 00:05:54,271 Master! 69 00:06:02,672 --> 00:06:05,272 "New Fist of Fury"? Hmpft! 70 00:06:05,845 --> 00:06:09,969 Brother, rest easy, I will take revenge for you! 71 00:06:10,395 --> 00:06:15,594 Be careful of his super right arm... 72 00:06:31,967 --> 00:06:37,468 Chu Chu, forget it. Stop staring. You're not getting a prize for it. 73 00:06:37,591 --> 00:06:40,716 Dad, why is Brother Ching so happy? He can't stop laughing. 74 00:06:49,465 --> 00:06:53,365 Ching, Don't scare us. Are you all right? 75 00:06:53,790 --> 00:06:55,589 I'm fine, I'm fine! 76 00:06:55,590 --> 00:06:58,790 Even though we lost all $10 million of your prize money, we're still ok. - Yeah! 77 00:07:02,864 --> 00:07:06,163 Don't be stupid! Why would I be angry? 78 00:07:06,889 --> 00:07:10,288 Ching, don't force yourself to laugh. 79 00:07:10,313 --> 00:07:16,612 Hidden in your laughter are anger, desperation and misery. 80 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:19,737 Yeah, if you won't beat us, then at least scold us, ok? 81 00:07:19,762 --> 00:07:21,800 Since this has happened, we have all decided. 82 00:07:21,886 --> 00:07:24,886 We are still strong, we'll take care of you for the rest of your life! 83 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:27,511 - You don't ever have to worry! - Agree! 84 00:07:27,512 --> 00:07:32,036 Look at them, bitch! They lost all their friend's money, and he didn't even say anything! 85 00:07:32,037 --> 00:07:35,460 I didn't lose money by gambling, I just invested it into Hung Yuen Financial! 86 00:07:35,685 --> 00:07:37,436 We can at least get 7 percent interest each month! 87 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:40,060 I think he's only pretending to be generous! 88 00:07:43,784 --> 00:07:46,784 You know I have always been generous. 89 00:07:47,628 --> 00:07:50,229 Enough talking, have some food. 90 00:07:51,059 --> 00:07:54,658 Money is nothing at all, do I talk about it? 91 00:07:55,482 --> 00:07:58,883 We always talk about honesty, right? 92 00:07:59,357 --> 00:08:01,658 Come, have some food. Come on! 93 00:08:03,357 --> 00:08:06,557 This is really delicious, come on. 94 00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:11,400 Thirsty? Have a Coke. 95 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,606 Full? Have a cigarette. 96 00:08:22,129 --> 00:08:23,830 Hey guys! 97 00:08:27,354 --> 00:08:30,599 Uncle Bill, even though you lost all my money, I don't feel any pain. 98 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,579 You can't be feeling pain as well, can you? 99 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,804 No... no pain! 100 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:38,799 Really no pain? You're already bleeding! 101 00:08:38,801 --> 00:08:40,178 It's only bleeding a little... 102 00:08:40,179 --> 00:08:42,503 compared to the wound on your thigh! 103 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:44,953 When did that happen? 104 00:08:44,978 --> 00:08:46,678 - Right in front of you. - Really? 105 00:08:46,679 --> 00:08:49,302 - Doesn't hurt, right? - YES IT DOES! 106 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:53,000 Murder! Run for your life! 107 00:08:53,452 --> 00:08:54,651 Get out of here! 108 00:08:54,676 --> 00:08:56,802 - Brother Smart! - What happened? 109 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,626 Why must you hold her so tight? 110 00:09:00,951 --> 00:09:03,351 Don't try to fake it. I did not stab you. 111 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,675 Just fooling around! Sorry! 112 00:09:05,676 --> 00:09:09,000 Ching, they are your masters after all. How can you just stab them? 113 00:09:09,001 --> 00:09:10,300 Don't make me stab you! 114 00:09:10,301 --> 00:09:13,574 They lost millions of my money! I gave them face by only stabbing once! 115 00:09:13,575 --> 00:09:15,300 In that case, you should shoot them! 116 00:09:15,301 --> 00:09:18,324 No! It'll be murder, don't fire! 117 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,600 - Run for your life! - What? Stand still! 118 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,073 Ngou Pi, if you don't get married and have offspring 119 00:09:24,074 --> 00:09:26,397 I'll hang myself in front of you now! 120 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:30,522 Your cousin has sent me a letter. What are you thinking about? 121 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,147 I remember when I was 11, Cousin and I were being bullied outside the village. 122 00:09:34,148 --> 00:09:39,300 A masked person, claiming to be from our family, saved us by beating up the bullies. 123 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:41,146 Oh, you still remember? 124 00:09:41,172 --> 00:09:42,871 Of course! 125 00:09:42,896 --> 00:09:46,896 Right, talking about your cousin, Yun Kwan. She coming back from Denmark soon. 126 00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:48,550 - Really? - Yep! 127 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,745 - Aunt, I need to talk to you. - What? 128 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:55,595 - I want to go Kowloon to find a master. - One more left, finish it. 129 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,844 Then I can strengthen the fame of our Ngou family. 130 00:09:57,900 --> 00:10:00,300 We, the Ngou family, have always been a righteous clan. 131 00:10:00,301 --> 00:10:03,294 You must not learn lousy kung fu from any Tom, Dick or Harry! 132 00:10:03,618 --> 00:10:07,118 I know, we Ngou family used to be mighty, but our kung fu skills are now lost. 133 00:10:07,138 --> 00:10:09,537 I'm really looking for a righteous clan. 134 00:10:09,662 --> 00:10:12,061 - Which clan? - "New Fist of Fury"! 135 00:10:13,007 --> 00:10:15,416 Yes, I understand. 136 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:20,000 Boss Chan, you know I'm an honest guy. 137 00:10:20,001 --> 00:10:22,100 So why would I not pay you the renovation money? 138 00:10:22,101 --> 00:10:26,400 But the prize money that I had won was really lost by those 4 old guys. 139 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:29,600 If I knew where the money was, I would have taken it back 140 00:10:29,641 --> 00:10:31,140 instead of talking to you now. 141 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:34,064 I can't help it if you want to sue me. 142 00:10:34,089 --> 00:10:35,890 I really hope you can keep calm. 143 00:10:35,914 --> 00:10:39,515 Go wash your face first, drink some hot tea, and slowly hear me out. 144 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,139 Hello? Hello? 145 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Hello? 146 00:10:47,009 --> 00:10:48,508 Smart! Manage to borrow any money? 147 00:10:48,608 --> 00:10:52,808 Of course not! Her father even wants to chop me! 148 00:10:53,432 --> 00:10:57,358 You can't be serious? He's not forced to lend you the money. Why must he chop you? 149 00:10:57,383 --> 00:10:59,682 You think he's doing it for fun? 150 00:10:59,707 --> 00:11:03,107 Chu Chu told her father that she's having my baby. 151 00:11:04,432 --> 00:11:07,033 Perfect! Just promised her father that you'll marry her. 152 00:11:07,058 --> 00:11:09,356 Then you can get the money, and then poison the 2 of them afterwards. 153 00:11:09,357 --> 00:11:11,282 Must I be so cruel for money? 154 00:11:11,306 --> 00:11:13,006 OF COURSE! 155 00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:17,631 We're falling on desperate times. 156 00:11:17,756 --> 00:11:20,100 Marry her is one way of solving the problem. 157 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,480 Plus the flat that we're staying at, belongs to her foster mom, anyway. 158 00:11:23,505 --> 00:11:25,604 No way! You are involved in this too! 159 00:11:25,629 --> 00:11:28,629 I've already told her father that you have also slept with her. 160 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:31,553 What... How can you say such a thing? 161 00:11:31,754 --> 00:11:34,500 OK, what about the incident in the changing room? Mandy is still mad at me! 162 00:11:34,501 --> 00:11:35,501 Do you hear me?! 163 00:11:35,801 --> 00:11:37,301 I've been explaining to her since then. 164 00:11:37,302 --> 00:11:41,153 She only half-believes that I'm not gay, and now you lie about me again?! 165 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,300 Someone without a conscience wants to talk to you. 166 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,700 I don't care! Solve the money problem! 167 00:11:54,591 --> 00:11:57,216 - You! - Yes it's me, Master Lau! 168 00:11:57,241 --> 00:12:00,242 Why are you here? You want to play with my ass again? 169 00:12:00,267 --> 00:12:03,066 Not so easy this time! Get lost now! Scram! 170 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,291 - [Woman] Go and see if he's up there. - Come in! 171 00:12:07,015 --> 00:12:09,840 - Are you kicking me out or inviting me in? - Squat down! 172 00:12:09,865 --> 00:12:12,665 Make up your mind! 173 00:12:13,089 --> 00:12:16,589 I... I also feel confused! I both love and hate you, 174 00:12:17,014 --> 00:12:19,113 I understand if you hate me... 175 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,564 - but I don't know why you would love me. - Shhh! Softer. 176 00:12:21,565 --> 00:12:23,165 Why are you looking for me? 177 00:12:23,189 --> 00:12:25,488 I want you to be your disciple. 178 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,313 Can be done. Do you have money? 179 00:12:29,237 --> 00:12:32,237 - Erm, why are you so...? - Practical? You're mistaken. 180 00:12:32,362 --> 00:12:35,937 I remember when I became my master's disciple, I too had to give him a red packet. 181 00:12:35,938 --> 00:12:38,211 So this is not about practicality, it's a custom. 182 00:12:38,238 --> 00:12:39,937 So how much is the custom? 183 00:12:39,938 --> 00:12:42,686 - $30 thousand. - Wow? Japanese Yen? 184 00:12:42,911 --> 00:12:45,511 $30 thousand is just the down payment! 185 00:12:47,735 --> 00:12:52,160 So, Mr-What's-Your-Name, help me tell the landlady that I'm out. 186 00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:54,085 Then we can talk about a discount in fee. 187 00:12:54,411 --> 00:12:57,410 Strange, why are all kung fu experts so poor? 188 00:12:57,411 --> 00:12:59,034 You want me to play with your ass again? 189 00:13:06,759 --> 00:13:10,058 Wow, you don't need to cry if you can't collect the rent, Landlady. 190 00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:15,008 I'm not the landlady. I'm Chu Chu. Help me with my bags. 191 00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,282 - Chu Chu. - Brother Ching. 192 00:13:20,307 --> 00:13:21,707 Why are you crying? 193 00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:23,932 Why did you bring so many luggage? 194 00:13:23,957 --> 00:13:26,400 I've decided to run away from home! 195 00:13:26,401 --> 00:13:30,140 I want to elope with Brother Smart! 196 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:35,680 Elope? Have you talked to Smart about it? 197 00:13:35,705 --> 00:13:37,804 There's no need to talk about it 198 00:13:37,831 --> 00:13:40,330 As long as I am willing. 199 00:13:40,331 --> 00:13:44,155 No way! Your father will kill me if he finds out. 200 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:47,400 Must be your father calling. You must explain it to him. 201 00:13:47,429 --> 00:13:51,128 I've already poured my heart out. There is nothing else to say. 202 00:13:51,154 --> 00:13:54,278 - I won't pick up! - You must pick up! 203 00:13:54,304 --> 00:13:58,303 Tell him you came here to do your laundry. 204 00:13:58,366 --> 00:14:01,266 - What kind of excuse is that? - I know it's poor. 205 00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:03,391 Since you like to talk, why don't YOU talk to her father? 206 00:14:03,415 --> 00:14:06,600 But I have nothing to do with this! Er, Excuse me, Uncle! 207 00:14:07,565 --> 00:14:10,580 Yes, we're friends. 208 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:14,100 Boy friend? Yeah, boy friend. 209 00:14:15,001 --> 00:14:17,800 - You're using interesting words. - Where is this going? 210 00:14:17,801 --> 00:14:20,300 - It's a girl called Mandy. - What?! 211 00:14:22,534 --> 00:14:24,333 Hello, Mandy? It's Ching! 212 00:14:24,358 --> 00:14:27,158 That's my... male friend. 213 00:14:27,183 --> 00:14:30,783 Regular male friend, not the kind of male friend you are thinking of. 214 00:14:31,232 --> 00:14:35,232 Definitely not that gay dude that you saw at the competition the last time. 215 00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:38,500 Piss off!... Hello? There's no gay dudes here. 216 00:14:38,581 --> 00:14:41,282 Any gay dudes here? Nope! 217 00:14:41,307 --> 00:14:45,606 No, I'm telling you the truth, actually... Listen to me... 218 00:14:47,107 --> 00:14:50,500 You framed me again.... Hello, Mandy? Listen to me... 219 00:14:50,501 --> 00:14:53,000 Actually, I've been missing you. 220 00:14:53,001 --> 00:14:55,001 Listen closely, I want to marry you! 221 00:14:55,081 --> 00:14:57,880 Uncle?! It's you? How are you? 222 00:14:57,906 --> 00:14:59,906 Will you marry me? Oops, no, no. 223 00:15:00,031 --> 00:15:03,129 What? Chu Chu? I have not seen her! 224 00:15:03,454 --> 00:15:05,954 She eloped? How is that my problem? Hahaha! 225 00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:10,200 Uncle, you sure know how to joke! Hello...? Hello? 226 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:13,029 He hung up. I wonder if he will kill himself? 227 00:15:13,553 --> 00:15:16,754 Of course not. He'll wanna chop you up first. 228 00:15:17,178 --> 00:15:18,378 Dad! 229 00:15:18,603 --> 00:15:21,804 I'm not here! I'm not here! 230 00:15:21,928 --> 00:15:24,528 You bastard! You go deal with him! 231 00:15:27,652 --> 00:15:29,152 Me again? 232 00:15:30,676 --> 00:15:32,877 Uncle, you like wearing dresses? 233 00:15:32,902 --> 00:15:34,729 You have bad breath, who are you? 234 00:15:34,730 --> 00:15:37,428 You can smell it? You don't have bad breath? Who are you looking for? 235 00:15:37,452 --> 00:15:38,800 I'm the landlady here! 236 00:15:38,876 --> 00:15:41,300 So what if you are? I'm Big Ngou. Do you believe that I will beat you up? 237 00:15:41,301 --> 00:15:42,624 Rape me if you have the guts! 238 00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,250 What are you looking for? 239 00:15:44,675 --> 00:15:47,199 - What exactly are you looking for? - I'm looking for the rent! 240 00:15:50,243 --> 00:15:53,266 - Foster Mom! - Chu Chu, what are you doing here? 241 00:15:53,267 --> 00:15:56,400 - I'm taking a bath. - Yup, she's taking a bath here. 242 00:15:56,417 --> 00:16:01,366 How disgraceful! How can a girl take a bath at a stranger's place? 243 00:16:01,391 --> 00:16:03,791 Don't hinder us, we're supposed to take a bath together. 244 00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:08,041 What did you say?! Don't talk nonsense! Foster Mom, that's not true! 245 00:16:08,066 --> 00:16:11,900 You're getting from bad to worse! How dare you take a bath with this weirdo? 246 00:16:11,915 --> 00:16:14,215 - Me? - I'm going to tell your father now! 247 00:16:14,464 --> 00:16:18,989 - Foster Mom! Fos... - Get up and chase her! Get up! 248 00:16:19,014 --> 00:16:20,914 Go to hell! You pervert! 249 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,139 Foster Mom, she won't get up to chase you? 250 00:16:24,361 --> 00:16:26,661 Did anything happen to Master Lau? 251 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,785 - Master! - What are you doing? Go away! 252 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:32,411 Wah, are you trying to scare me? 253 00:16:32,636 --> 00:16:35,836 - What were you looking for just now? - I just wanted to see if you were there... 254 00:16:36,985 --> 00:16:38,505 I dare not open the door anymore! 255 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:41,355 Nobody asked you to. Just let them knock. Who's says we're home? 256 00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:43,580 Will he kick the door open? 257 00:16:44,405 --> 00:16:45,905 Your mouth is so unlucky! 258 00:16:45,929 --> 00:16:48,029 You guys still arguing? Better get out now! 259 00:16:48,053 --> 00:16:50,178 If the three of us are seen together here, it'll be hard to explain! 260 00:16:50,179 --> 00:16:52,378 I'm... pretending to take a bath! 261 00:16:56,003 --> 00:16:57,003 - Where is he? - Uncle! 262 00:16:57,328 --> 00:16:58,728 I'll chop him to death! 263 00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:02,153 If I'm in here with you, that means... oh! 264 00:17:02,778 --> 00:17:05,500 - Where is he?! - Stay calm, put the chopper down first! 265 00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:07,802 - Actually, this is not my fault. - Not your fault? 266 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,328 I saw Chu Chu taking her luggauge here! It's still not your fault? 267 00:17:10,352 --> 00:17:13,776 She didn't come here. Uncle, you're kidding. Chu Chu is not my type! 268 00:17:13,801 --> 00:17:17,001 She's not good enough for you? Are you going back on your word? 269 00:17:17,126 --> 00:17:18,926 But I'm not good enough for her! 270 00:17:18,951 --> 00:17:21,451 Why must you force me when I am not good enough? 271 00:17:21,476 --> 00:17:23,076 Don't you think so? 272 00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:26,577 If I find that slutty daughter of mine here, I will force you with her! 273 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,400 Even if you are unwilling! 274 00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:32,425 Listen to me, Uncle! There's no one in the toilet! 275 00:17:40,448 --> 00:17:42,849 Don't think I won't find you here, you slut! 276 00:17:43,573 --> 00:17:45,972 I'm just taking a bath, must you chop me? 277 00:17:49,473 --> 00:17:50,973 I'm dead, I'm dead! 278 00:18:00,951 --> 00:18:02,352 Actually... 279 00:18:02,377 --> 00:18:06,876 No need to explain. I'm a very open-minded guy 280 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,077 But I just can't believe how a handsome guy like you 281 00:18:09,078 --> 00:18:11,300 Can enjoy playing with guy's asses. 282 00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:14,249 - Play with your ass? - I meant anal sex! 283 00:18:14,330 --> 00:18:17,529 You mean you like anal sex? 284 00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,654 Stop pretending! 285 00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:22,679 There's a man hiding in the bathtub. 286 00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:25,103 And you still deny that you prefer anal? 287 00:18:26,029 --> 00:18:28,353 - You saw a guy in the bathtub? - Yes! 288 00:18:28,378 --> 00:18:32,978 OK, I have a secret to tell, but you can't let others know. 289 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,879 Actually....I'm gay. 290 00:18:34,926 --> 00:18:37,027 You finally admit it? 291 00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:44,851 Ching! 292 00:18:46,077 --> 00:18:47,476 Hi! 293 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,800 I didn't not believe what others say 294 00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:53,525 But now I've no choice but to believe it! 295 00:18:54,245 --> 00:18:58,045 You misheard it, Uncle Chu missaw it! 296 00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,869 It's all a misunderstanding! 297 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,394 There could never be a third guy in this flat! 298 00:19:02,419 --> 00:19:05,120 So I missaw and she misheard? 299 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,244 And you are not mistaken? 300 00:19:07,269 --> 00:19:09,068 Fine, I'll prove it now! 301 00:19:09,093 --> 00:19:12,319 If that person inside isn't a man, I will jump down and kill myself! 302 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,320 Bastard! 303 00:19:13,343 --> 00:19:15,043 Stay here! 304 00:19:15,669 --> 00:19:17,868 Get out of the tub now! 305 00:19:18,692 --> 00:19:20,591 - Mandy, listen to me... - No! 306 00:19:23,317 --> 00:19:25,516 So, tell me, does this look like a woman to you? 307 00:19:25,841 --> 00:19:28,141 Uncle, that's IS a woman. 308 00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:31,567 Why are you here, you stupid daughter? 309 00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:34,291 Why don't you put the chair by the window? 310 00:19:34,316 --> 00:19:36,315 Dad, I'm not tired. You're so kind! 311 00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:39,140 Not for you to sit! I'm gonna jump down for them to see! 312 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,465 I need air! 313 00:19:40,490 --> 00:19:41,490 It's him! 314 00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:42,516 It's me! 315 00:19:42,741 --> 00:19:44,540 - You... - Hold it! 316 00:19:49,764 --> 00:19:54,150 Almighty God, stop messing with me. I've had enough. 317 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:58,187 I beg you, please help me unwind this entanglement! 318 00:20:02,512 --> 00:20:03,512 Brother Smart! 319 00:20:03,837 --> 00:20:05,438 Wow, you're all here? 320 00:20:06,262 --> 00:20:08,961 Smart! You've come at the right time! 321 00:20:08,962 --> 00:20:12,086 Please explain to them that all this has nothing to do with me. 322 00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:15,388 Of course it has! It's not my business! You enjoy casual sex! 323 00:20:15,476 --> 00:20:17,675 You're so irresponsible! 324 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,025 - Brother Smart! - Chu Chu! 325 00:20:25,451 --> 00:20:27,452 Well said! Smart, you fucker! 326 00:20:27,453 --> 00:20:29,676 Sorry, I've nothing else to say! 327 00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:34,426 - I never want to see you ever again! - As you wish. 328 00:20:34,451 --> 00:20:36,951 Hi! Ok, I know. 329 00:20:38,975 --> 00:20:40,475 Satisfied? 330 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,300 Satisfied?! 331 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,424 Happy now? Please! 332 00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:53,749 If you want to say anything, now's the time. 333 00:20:55,474 --> 00:20:57,673 Actually, I'm not much taller than you. 334 00:20:59,772 --> 00:21:01,671 Watch it! 335 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,896 Leave me alone. I'm fine. 336 00:21:04,921 --> 00:21:07,321 It's only a girl. There are plenty of other girls around. 337 00:21:07,345 --> 00:21:10,870 - Of course, must you tell me? - You're right. 338 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,894 But girls like her are hard to find. Oh God! 339 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,019 You're useless. 340 00:21:19,143 --> 00:21:21,844 After so many years, you still haven't reached your potential. 341 00:21:22,869 --> 00:21:27,694 Now that Mandy is gone, you won't have a chance to show your real power. 342 00:21:28,318 --> 00:21:33,217 You can't blame him. Look at him, head bowed, crying quietly. 343 00:21:33,342 --> 00:21:35,742 He can't say anything, anyway. Right? 344 00:21:35,868 --> 00:21:37,968 If I can't blame him, then I should blame you! 345 00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:41,291 Your mouth is a jinx! Bad things happen when you speak! 346 00:21:41,316 --> 00:21:42,716 Am I that accurate? 347 00:21:42,742 --> 00:21:45,142 If I say that I'll get beaten up, will that really happen? 348 00:21:45,965 --> 00:21:47,167 Told you so! 349 00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:21,168 You dead yet? 350 00:22:25,967 --> 00:22:27,166 Grab his right hand! 351 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:11,287 Ching, tonight is the one-week annversary of my brother's death. 352 00:23:11,312 --> 00:23:14,037 - What do you want? - Kill you in memory of him! 353 00:23:14,462 --> 00:23:16,362 But I won't let you die so easily. 354 00:23:16,386 --> 00:23:20,286 Just like my brother, I will break you limb by limb, slowly! 355 00:23:28,510 --> 00:23:30,735 - Who are you? - Ngou family descendant! 356 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,359 - Bastard of Ngou family? - I don't fight women. 357 00:23:34,884 --> 00:23:37,084 This is none of your business! Get lost! 358 00:23:37,109 --> 00:23:40,733 We Ngou family hate fighting with guys who fear women. Get lost! 359 00:23:40,758 --> 00:23:41,958 Motherfucker! 360 00:23:50,252 --> 00:23:52,053 Trying to kill me? 361 00:23:52,478 --> 00:23:54,077 I don't believe you won't get hurt! 362 00:23:54,302 --> 00:23:55,802 I need to make a move. 363 00:23:55,803 --> 00:23:58,727 Let's see how long you can protect him. Let's Go! 364 00:24:02,050 --> 00:24:04,151 Senior! What's your name? 365 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,476 Ngou Chat! 366 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,301 Ngou Chat? 367 00:24:32,123 --> 00:24:34,323 Yun Kwan, not sleeping? 368 00:24:34,447 --> 00:24:36,000 Waiting for cousin! 369 00:24:36,025 --> 00:24:39,824 You've already waited a decade. What's one more night? 370 00:24:39,949 --> 00:24:42,349 By the way, do you know when he will return? 371 00:24:43,074 --> 00:24:44,274 - Aunt! - He's back! 372 00:24:44,299 --> 00:24:45,498 Cousin! 373 00:24:48,923 --> 00:24:52,022 Brother! We will have a daughter-in-law soon! 374 00:24:52,048 --> 00:24:55,946 - How are you? - I'm fine. I just want some water. 375 00:25:03,372 --> 00:25:04,971 Cousin! 376 00:25:06,844 --> 00:25:08,344 Cousin! 377 00:25:09,070 --> 00:25:10,269 It's you? 378 00:25:10,294 --> 00:25:12,493 I've waited a long time for you! 379 00:25:14,719 --> 00:25:18,919 Please don't leave me! Don't ever leave me! 380 00:25:18,944 --> 00:25:21,743 I won't. I won't. 381 00:25:22,568 --> 00:25:26,692 Cousin! You're fainting! Cousin! 382 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:30,817 Ngou Pi... Who's this? Why are you hugging him? 383 00:25:30,842 --> 00:25:33,941 Isn't this Cousin? He's so excited that he fainted. 384 00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:37,491 Cousin, my ass! Stop hugging a stranger. Let go! 385 00:25:37,516 --> 00:25:39,715 You sure know who to pretend. Who are you? 386 00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:41,341 Why are you in my house? 387 00:25:41,366 --> 00:25:42,965 Then where is my cousin? 388 00:25:42,990 --> 00:25:44,689 I'm here, Cousin! 389 00:25:44,714 --> 00:25:46,515 Aunt, it's a ghost! 390 00:25:47,539 --> 00:25:49,139 Me? 391 00:25:49,164 --> 00:25:54,963 Aunt, how is he? Can he be cured? 392 00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:59,788 His arm is troublesome. His wounds are serious. 393 00:25:59,812 --> 00:26:03,912 I'll do my best to find a cure tomorrow. I still need to sweep the floor. 394 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:06,437 Does that mean he can't fight anymore? 395 00:26:12,261 --> 00:26:14,462 I haven't tried this in a long time. 396 00:27:36,463 --> 00:27:38,263 Wake up! Time for work! 397 00:27:51,276 --> 00:27:52,476 Senior! 398 00:27:56,199 --> 00:27:59,299 May I ask your glorious name? 399 00:27:59,425 --> 00:28:05,025 Don't get up yet! Lie back down! You want to die? Damn! 400 00:28:05,349 --> 00:28:08,549 I'm Ngou Pi's aunt. Don't catch a cold. 401 00:28:10,873 --> 00:28:13,874 Your kung fu is incredible. Can you teach me? 402 00:28:13,899 --> 00:28:17,098 I know kung fu? You must be joking! 403 00:28:17,123 --> 00:28:19,823 I was just using the traditional Ngou family healing method 404 00:28:19,848 --> 00:28:23,047 To force the bruises out. I know kung fu? Ha! 405 00:28:32,371 --> 00:28:34,071 The guy in black! 406 00:28:36,996 --> 00:28:40,695 Aunt, I've something to tell you. 407 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,921 I've decided to court my cousin. 408 00:28:43,944 --> 00:28:45,845 It's gonna be very difficult. 409 00:28:45,871 --> 00:28:48,370 The guy you brought back is much better looking than you. 410 00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:50,595 If he makes a move, you won't stand a chance. 411 00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:53,519 No way, he already loves someone else. 412 00:28:53,844 --> 00:28:55,044 If you say so. 413 00:28:55,069 --> 00:28:57,469 Let's see how you court her at the banquet tonight! 414 00:28:57,494 --> 00:29:00,493 The guy in black last night was mysterious. 415 00:29:00,518 --> 00:29:02,718 He must have a reason for wearing black. 416 00:29:02,743 --> 00:29:04,442 Yeah, I thought so, too. 417 00:29:04,468 --> 00:29:08,168 I think it was a woman pretending to be a man, and probably old, too. 418 00:29:10,592 --> 00:29:12,593 How do you know she is old? 419 00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:17,016 During the fight, her boobs were sagging and her butt was swaying! 420 00:29:17,741 --> 00:29:20,530 Bastard! Have I ever let you down? 421 00:29:20,531 --> 00:29:22,264 I've spent all those years raising you, 422 00:29:22,265 --> 00:29:25,191 I've always cooked the best food for you, but you've eaten till you look like a pig! 423 00:29:25,215 --> 00:29:27,500 I don't care anymore if the Ngou family have any descendants! 424 00:29:27,501 --> 00:29:29,940 Curse you: No descendants! 425 00:29:30,365 --> 00:29:32,265 What's so bad about wearing black? 426 00:29:32,789 --> 00:29:33,990 Aunt... 427 00:29:35,714 --> 00:29:38,913 Those who learn kung fu, all have tight bodies.... 428 00:29:39,539 --> 00:29:41,139 unless they are over 90 years old. 429 00:29:46,364 --> 00:29:48,163 Cheers! Bottoms up! 430 00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:51,287 Master Lau, this is Yun Kwan, my cousin. 431 00:29:51,313 --> 00:29:52,513 Come on, cheers. 432 00:29:52,638 --> 00:29:54,837 - This is your favorite, roast goose leg. - Thanks. 433 00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:56,962 She looks a bit similar to your girlfriend, Mandy. 434 00:29:59,087 --> 00:30:01,187 - Aunt Ngou, cheers! - Who are you? 435 00:30:01,212 --> 00:30:04,811 I'm Maddy, when will you invite me to Ngou Pi's wedding? 436 00:30:07,036 --> 00:30:08,636 Enjoy yourself. 437 00:30:10,861 --> 00:30:12,961 Let me teach you a lesson. 438 00:30:16,686 --> 00:30:19,384 Cheers, everyone! Drink up! 439 00:30:19,409 --> 00:30:21,109 Aunt, cheers! 440 00:30:22,234 --> 00:30:24,234 Ngou Pi, go toast the bride! 441 00:30:24,235 --> 00:30:26,883 - The bride? - Yeah, bring your cousin along. 442 00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:30,533 - Cousin, let's go toast the bride! - I don't want to! 443 00:30:30,534 --> 00:30:32,557 - Quickly! - Ok. 444 00:30:32,983 --> 00:30:34,183 Back in a bit! 445 00:30:41,308 --> 00:30:42,507 Hey, come on! 446 00:30:43,231 --> 00:30:47,331 - Jimmy, this is my cousin, Yun Kwan. - How are you? 447 00:30:52,656 --> 00:30:55,856 - Let's drink to them? - Sure. 448 00:30:58,580 --> 00:31:01,780 Drinking game. Taiwanese "Guess Fingers"! 449 00:31:01,805 --> 00:31:03,405 - Don't know that. - Fifteen-Twenty? 450 00:31:03,430 --> 00:31:05,629 - Nope. - Tortoise Fist? 451 00:31:05,654 --> 00:31:06,855 - Is that edible? 452 00:31:07,879 --> 00:31:09,079 What do you know? 453 00:31:09,104 --> 00:31:11,303 Simple ones. Rock Paper Scissors? 454 00:31:13,528 --> 00:31:15,728 - 15 rounds, 8 games win. - 15 rounds, 8 games win? 455 00:31:16,053 --> 00:31:17,252 Loser drinks all. 456 00:31:17,679 --> 00:31:19,578 Any game is fine. 457 00:31:21,102 --> 00:31:22,302 Start. 458 00:31:43,505 --> 00:31:44,704 Hold on! 459 00:31:44,705 --> 00:31:46,830 - This is delicious. - No thanks. 460 00:31:49,854 --> 00:31:52,753 That was too fast. Let's play again. 461 00:31:54,205 --> 00:31:57,304 - Loser drinks all. - No problem. Let's play again. 462 00:31:57,829 --> 00:32:00,529 Not that game again. Let's play another. 463 00:32:00,554 --> 00:32:01,553 OK. 464 00:32:01,578 --> 00:32:02,779 - Whatever I choose? - Sure! 465 00:32:02,903 --> 00:32:05,103 So you agree, right? Whichever game I choose? 466 00:32:05,128 --> 00:32:07,328 You all heard him say it. 467 00:32:11,199 --> 00:32:16,399 Let's see who has the longest strand of hair. 468 00:32:18,724 --> 00:32:20,923 Senior, you're a little unfair. 469 00:32:20,924 --> 00:32:23,649 - My hair is defintely shorter than yours. - Really? 470 00:32:23,873 --> 00:32:28,373 I doesn't have to be from the head. If you can find any hair on your body 471 00:32:28,374 --> 00:32:32,297 that is longer than my hair, you win. Retard! 472 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:58,198 473 00:33:00,919 --> 00:33:04,118 My nose hair is just a bit longer than your hair. 474 00:33:06,343 --> 00:33:07,900 Done puking? 475 00:33:07,901 --> 00:33:10,901 Aunt, are you high? Why drink so much? 476 00:33:12,967 --> 00:33:16,166 It's all because I was trying to help you get Yun Kwan! 477 00:33:29,490 --> 00:33:31,190 You don't like me? 478 00:33:33,615 --> 00:33:35,015 It's not that. 479 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,239 You still miss her? 480 00:33:45,164 --> 00:33:48,363 Can you pretend I'm her for the time being? 481 00:33:55,988 --> 00:33:58,187 I'm satisfied if you are. 482 00:34:20,010 --> 00:34:23,210 I must use kung fu to force the wine out. 483 00:35:38,126 --> 00:35:40,200 Senior, you said that you don't know kung fu. 484 00:35:40,201 --> 00:35:42,749 So can you explain what happened just now? 485 00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:44,351 Yes! 486 00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:46,775 Are you gonna say that you got so drunk last night 487 00:35:46,776 --> 00:35:48,623 It caused my eyes to see visions? 488 00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:49,825 Yes. 489 00:35:56,649 --> 00:35:58,849 She really can fly? 490 00:35:58,873 --> 00:36:02,598 If she can raise trash like you, she must be highly skilled. 491 00:36:02,624 --> 00:36:05,848 Also, don't you think her figure is similar to the guy in black that rescued us? 492 00:36:06,173 --> 00:36:08,872 No wonder she got mad when I mentioned the guy in black. 493 00:36:08,873 --> 00:36:11,098 But why does she want to hide it from me? Weird. 494 00:36:11,099 --> 00:36:14,322 We'll know the reason if we can get her to admit she knows kung fu. 495 00:36:14,323 --> 00:36:15,546 How? 496 00:36:15,547 --> 00:36:19,971 Those who know kung fu will naturally defend themselves when being attacked. 497 00:36:20,796 --> 00:36:22,996 We can attack her when she least expects it. 498 00:36:23,021 --> 00:36:24,021 When? 499 00:36:24,046 --> 00:36:26,445 I've thought about it. Meal times are the best. 500 00:36:26,470 --> 00:36:28,670 I'll drop my chopsticks as a signal. 501 00:36:28,696 --> 00:36:31,894 Once you see the signal, you attack her! Don't hold back! 502 00:36:32,221 --> 00:36:34,021 In order to find out the truth, I have to do it. 503 00:36:34,045 --> 00:36:35,045 Let go home. 504 00:36:35,069 --> 00:36:36,994 - Our shopping's not done. - Then carry on. 505 00:36:37,119 --> 00:36:39,545 - I wonder what Cousin likes to eat. - Sweet Sour Pork. 506 00:36:40,269 --> 00:36:42,768 - How do you know? - Just guessing! 507 00:36:42,795 --> 00:36:46,519 - Then what do you like? - Roast goose leg, get some to go. 508 00:36:49,544 --> 00:36:52,342 Cousin, how do you know I like sweet sour pork? 509 00:36:52,367 --> 00:36:53,867 Master Lau told me. 510 00:36:54,693 --> 00:36:57,892 It was just a lucky guess! 511 00:36:58,218 --> 00:37:02,316 Have some roast goose leg. It's your favorite! 512 00:37:02,342 --> 00:37:04,842 Wow, you guessed his favorite and he guessed yours. 513 00:37:04,867 --> 00:37:08,091 You two are so clever! Oh... thanks, Aunt. 514 00:37:08,116 --> 00:37:10,117 Cousin, can I have some soy sauce? 515 00:37:10,142 --> 00:37:12,241 - I'll get it. - Thanks! 516 00:37:19,764 --> 00:37:21,765 So what's your name? 517 00:37:21,790 --> 00:37:23,989 They call me Master Lau Ching. 518 00:37:24,714 --> 00:37:27,114 MASTER Lau Ching? 519 00:37:28,339 --> 00:37:30,538 No wonder you're good at guessing. 520 00:37:30,564 --> 00:37:33,563 Not really, I guessed wrongly about you. 521 00:37:33,588 --> 00:37:34,788 Like what? 522 00:37:35,513 --> 00:37:39,113 I thought you knew kung fu, but actually you don't. 523 00:37:42,638 --> 00:37:44,637 - What's going on over there? - Nothing. 524 00:37:44,662 --> 00:37:45,862 Here's the soy sauce. 525 00:37:56,485 --> 00:37:58,185 The signal! 526 00:38:04,511 --> 00:38:05,710 Aunt! 527 00:38:06,735 --> 00:38:09,334 - Why didn't she fight back? - Bastard! You crazy? 528 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,760 Didn't you say that... 529 00:38:10,785 --> 00:38:12,804 What are you doing??? 530 00:38:12,829 --> 00:38:16,254 - What has she done that you need to hit her? - Yeah! 531 00:38:19,479 --> 00:38:21,679 Cousin! Cousin! 532 00:38:22,403 --> 00:38:27,500 Aunt has never hit me since birth. Why did you make me hit her, idiot? 533 00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:29,027 Didn't you see it? 534 00:38:29,052 --> 00:38:32,252 You punched her right in the face, and yet, she's fine. 535 00:38:32,277 --> 00:38:34,100 With such a hard punch from a big strong man 536 00:38:34,101 --> 00:38:37,200 How can any ordinary woman be ok? 537 00:38:37,502 --> 00:38:39,002 That makes sense. 538 00:38:39,127 --> 00:38:41,625 Trust me. Give me another chance. 539 00:38:41,751 --> 00:38:42,752 How? 540 00:38:42,776 --> 00:38:44,496 OK, first I'll... 541 00:38:46,621 --> 00:38:48,620 And then I'll go to her room... 542 00:38:50,545 --> 00:38:52,144 And that's the plan! 543 00:38:52,869 --> 00:38:54,370 Starting now. 544 00:38:55,453 --> 00:38:57,652 Brother Ching, where are you going? 545 00:38:57,677 --> 00:39:00,377 I'm gonna rape your aunt. 546 00:39:01,802 --> 00:39:03,302 Are you serious? 547 00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:05,027 Yes. 548 00:39:05,052 --> 00:39:07,251 Excuse me, is Lau Ching here? 549 00:39:07,752 --> 00:39:09,552 You? 550 00:39:24,274 --> 00:39:28,574 - "I must go home." - "No rush. Why must you go?" 551 00:39:36,497 --> 00:39:37,798 "Who are you?" 552 00:39:37,823 --> 00:39:39,223 What are you doing? 553 00:39:39,347 --> 00:39:42,847 "I'm not a gorilla, What are you afraid of?" 554 00:39:42,972 --> 00:39:45,171 Why are you so nervous? 555 00:39:45,597 --> 00:39:47,797 I'm not a gorilla. 556 00:39:48,522 --> 00:39:50,222 What are you afraid of? 557 00:39:51,446 --> 00:39:55,446 "Do not come over or I'll scream! Don't come near me!" 558 00:40:00,770 --> 00:40:02,970 These two bastards want to test me again! 559 00:40:04,895 --> 00:40:06,500 - "Don't be afraid." - Come here! 560 00:40:06,501 --> 00:40:08,319 Do not come over or I'll scream! 561 00:40:08,544 --> 00:40:12,244 Scream then, no one will care! 562 00:40:12,269 --> 00:40:13,969 Let me have it! 563 00:40:17,193 --> 00:40:20,494 - What are you doing? Hands off! - Step aside! 564 00:40:22,718 --> 00:40:24,917 Be nice! 565 00:40:28,542 --> 00:40:31,800 - Bastard! - This feels good! 566 00:40:33,542 --> 00:40:35,541 Is he for real? 567 00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:39,641 Have you had enough? 568 00:40:42,766 --> 00:40:46,465 Bastard, you really are...! Ngou! 569 00:40:46,490 --> 00:40:49,690 Stop him, Ngou! 570 00:40:51,439 --> 00:40:53,240 What are you two doing? 571 00:40:53,365 --> 00:40:54,764 Can't you tell? 572 00:40:54,789 --> 00:40:56,089 You're not human! 573 00:40:56,114 --> 00:40:59,714 I was never human. Don't you know? 574 00:41:01,138 --> 00:41:03,838 - She looks different. - Brother Ching! 575 00:41:03,964 --> 00:41:07,063 Oh yes, I forgot to tell you. Your girlfriend's here. 576 00:41:08,788 --> 00:41:11,288 Mandy! Mandy! 577 00:41:11,512 --> 00:41:13,212 Aunt, did you give in to him? 578 00:41:13,237 --> 00:41:15,537 Bastard! You lent him porno mags, didn't you? 579 00:41:38,859 --> 00:41:41,058 Boss, we followed Lau Ching. 580 00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:44,284 He is staying with some young fool and an old woman. 581 00:41:44,909 --> 00:41:46,909 Don't worry about the young fool. 582 00:41:47,334 --> 00:41:51,633 The person that fought with me that night, must be the old woman. 583 00:41:53,058 --> 00:41:55,757 Find out more about her, immediately! 584 00:41:55,783 --> 00:41:56,882 OK! 585 00:42:08,807 --> 00:42:11,006 How should I explain to her? 586 00:42:14,231 --> 00:42:15,731 Who? 587 00:42:17,732 --> 00:42:19,332 You...? 588 00:42:21,230 --> 00:42:23,529 Miss Yun Kwan, I'm showering! 589 00:42:23,554 --> 00:42:25,280 - Why? - Because I'm very dirty. 590 00:42:25,305 --> 00:42:26,305 Why? 591 00:42:27,329 --> 00:42:29,928 I was walking across the field earlier and I saw a $5 coin. 592 00:42:30,153 --> 00:42:32,353 When I went to pick it up, I realised it was cow dung. 593 00:42:32,378 --> 00:42:33,579 That's why I'm dirty. 594 00:42:34,103 --> 00:42:35,929 - Why? - Stop asking me. 595 00:42:36,253 --> 00:42:39,452 I admit I am a bit greedy, but that's human nature. 596 00:42:40,777 --> 00:42:41,977 I'm not asking about that. 597 00:42:42,002 --> 00:42:45,201 Why are you avoiding me? Answer me! 598 00:42:45,627 --> 00:42:50,350 Dirty lovers! Ngou won't believe me if I told him. 599 00:42:50,351 --> 00:42:51,951 I must catch you two red-handed! 600 00:42:54,177 --> 00:42:57,175 Yun Kwan, the first time I saw you 601 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,200 caused me to be like this. 602 00:43:00,225 --> 00:43:02,425 As I mistook you for someone else. 603 00:43:02,450 --> 00:43:04,650 Actually, it's all a misunderstanding. 604 00:43:04,675 --> 00:43:05,874 Ngou Pi? 605 00:43:08,199 --> 00:43:09,700 Where did that idiot go? 606 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,523 I don't care if it's a misunderstanding. 607 00:43:16,548 --> 00:43:20,549 I only know that night, the person that you were hugging... is me. 608 00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:25,000 That's true... But I'm a man of integrity. 609 00:43:25,098 --> 00:43:27,797 In fact, the one who really loves you is your cousin. 610 00:43:27,823 --> 00:43:31,023 Cousin? No way. 611 00:43:31,447 --> 00:43:33,647 It's just your excuse. 612 00:43:34,472 --> 00:43:38,296 If you're really concerned about my cousin, I'll clear things up with him right now. 613 00:43:38,321 --> 00:43:41,521 Don't do that, if you tell him now, he'll kill me. 614 00:43:42,945 --> 00:43:46,944 He won't kill you. I know what to do. 615 00:44:01,368 --> 00:44:02,569 Wah, that's gross! 616 00:44:03,994 --> 00:44:07,193 What is going on? I better finish my shower quick 617 00:44:07,217 --> 00:44:10,718 Before more photos get taken, or worse, that gay dude coming in to fiddle my ass! 618 00:44:12,768 --> 00:44:15,067 Ahhh, Don't fiddle me! Don't fiddle me! 619 00:44:15,092 --> 00:44:17,192 Tell me what I should do. 620 00:44:19,017 --> 00:44:22,617 You might as well do whatever you want, now. 621 00:44:23,341 --> 00:44:25,541 I knew you will say that! 622 00:44:25,566 --> 00:44:28,166 You're my best buddy, you must help me decide! 623 00:44:28,191 --> 00:44:29,690 Huh?... What? 624 00:44:29,716 --> 00:44:32,916 Cousin told me that she like a guy from the next village. 625 00:44:33,740 --> 00:44:35,740 Did she tell you who it was? 626 00:44:35,765 --> 00:44:37,965 No, but it's not important. 627 00:44:38,089 --> 00:44:41,289 If you can help me tail her, we'll find out soon. 628 00:44:41,515 --> 00:44:43,914 Oh? Well, that's no problem! 629 00:44:45,039 --> 00:44:47,739 In fact, I thought it was you at first. 630 00:44:47,763 --> 00:44:49,364 But Cousin said it wasn't you. 631 00:44:49,388 --> 00:44:52,589 I gave it a lot of thought, and realised it can't be you! 632 00:44:53,013 --> 00:44:55,838 - Of course! You're so sharp. - I'll leave now. 633 00:44:56,662 --> 00:44:58,782 Be wary of being betrayed. 634 00:44:58,807 --> 00:45:01,506 Did you hear wrongly? Cousin is not like that. 635 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:04,332 She won't, but that poser will. 636 00:45:08,656 --> 00:45:13,155 I should leave this place at once. "For Ngou Pi" 637 00:45:25,979 --> 00:45:28,178 Master Lau, where are you going? 638 00:45:30,904 --> 00:45:34,603 I've troubled you guys for too long. It's time I left. 639 00:45:34,829 --> 00:45:36,748 Hey, we're friends. Why so modest? 640 00:45:36,773 --> 00:45:38,674 I've arranged for a friend to come pick me up outside. 641 00:45:38,698 --> 00:45:40,899 No way! If you leave, who will help me catch that adulterer? 642 00:45:40,923 --> 00:45:44,122 Ngou Pi, be lenient, and let him go. 643 00:45:44,147 --> 00:45:46,348 No way! Once I catch him, I'll castrate him and feed the dogs with it! 644 00:45:46,372 --> 00:45:48,272 No, you musn't do that! 645 00:45:48,297 --> 00:45:49,496 Then what? 646 00:45:50,007 --> 00:45:53,007 Force him to write you name one hundred time. That'll teach him. 647 00:45:53,032 --> 00:45:55,056 - Wow, that cruel? - It'll kill him! 648 00:45:55,081 --> 00:45:57,082 Hey, I have something to show you. 649 00:45:57,906 --> 00:46:00,406 Come in. I found one of Cousin's secrets. 650 00:46:00,430 --> 00:46:01,330 What secret? 651 00:46:01,355 --> 00:46:03,156 She has a habit of keeping a diary! 652 00:46:03,181 --> 00:46:04,380 Diary?! 653 00:46:04,405 --> 00:46:05,905 Yes, it's this book. 654 00:46:06,029 --> 00:46:07,229 Have you read it? 655 00:46:07,254 --> 00:46:08,755 I thought I can read it with you. 656 00:46:10,079 --> 00:46:13,080 Do you think that peeping at her diary is unethical? 657 00:46:13,105 --> 00:46:17,304 It's not your lover being snatched, so it's easy for you to be ethical. But why should I? 658 00:46:18,629 --> 00:46:21,728 "Tonight, I found the man of my dreams" 659 00:46:21,729 --> 00:46:25,153 - Ngou Pi, I was gonna tell you... - "It makes me wanna vomit." 660 00:46:25,278 --> 00:46:27,902 - She wrote that? - No, I said that. 661 00:46:27,927 --> 00:46:29,927 How can you not vomit at what she wrote? 662 00:46:29,952 --> 00:46:31,852 What were you gonna tell me? 663 00:46:32,276 --> 00:46:33,477 I didn't say anything. 664 00:46:33,502 --> 00:46:34,702 Then who did? 665 00:46:34,727 --> 00:46:35,927 Not me. 666 00:46:36,551 --> 00:46:41,350 "His snow white teeth glistens in the moonlight." 667 00:46:42,276 --> 00:46:47,176 "His big lips lures me to kiss them." 668 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:51,999 "His big round eyes seem to talk to me" 669 00:46:52,025 --> 00:46:57,225 But when he half closes them, he emits sweet love. 670 00:46:57,350 --> 00:47:00,348 "When he has one eye open and the other close, 671 00:47:00,373 --> 00:47:03,573 that means he wants you to make love to him." 672 00:47:07,598 --> 00:47:08,798 What are you doing? 673 00:47:09,222 --> 00:47:10,823 Sore eyes. 674 00:47:11,247 --> 00:47:13,447 "And his uncombed hair, 675 00:47:13,873 --> 00:47:18,372 like grass blowning in the wind, so charming." 676 00:47:18,397 --> 00:47:21,596 "How I wish he can read my heart." 677 00:47:22,221 --> 00:47:28,421 "God, his 5' 7" body is so seductive." 678 00:47:31,545 --> 00:47:33,745 "His name is..." 679 00:47:33,770 --> 00:47:35,970 Say no more! I'm the guy! 680 00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:39,895 "forever kept secret in my heart, never to be revealed." 681 00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:42,920 What did you say? You're the guy? 682 00:47:43,544 --> 00:47:45,744 I mean I'm the guy... 683 00:47:45,769 --> 00:47:48,369 who has no idea who this mysterious man is. 684 00:47:48,693 --> 00:47:52,893 Right. Why do you have so much rice on your head? 685 00:47:54,218 --> 00:47:55,818 It's dandruff. 686 00:47:55,842 --> 00:47:58,042 There's also a piece of roast meat in the middle? 687 00:48:00,767 --> 00:48:04,600 That's for eating. Why are you asking weird questions? 688 00:48:07,492 --> 00:48:09,492 Very sensible. 689 00:48:12,017 --> 00:48:14,616 Why are you tiptoeing while talking to me? 690 00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:17,140 Am I? Well, you know... 691 00:48:17,265 --> 00:48:20,990 Everyday at this time, I like to practice ballet. Now leave me. 692 00:48:22,916 --> 00:48:25,914 Wow, Master Lau is so talented! 693 00:48:33,039 --> 00:48:37,738 What am I doing? What exactly am I doing? 694 00:48:43,763 --> 00:48:46,963 Brother Ching, where are you going? 695 00:48:46,988 --> 00:48:48,986 I was just looking for your cousin. 696 00:48:49,011 --> 00:48:53,212 Cousin's in my room. He wants to talk to you to clear the air. 697 00:48:54,036 --> 00:48:57,261 - Crap! - You're going the wrong way! 698 00:49:07,185 --> 00:49:08,885 Ngou Pi, I.... 699 00:49:11,209 --> 00:49:12,910 Where's your cousin? 700 00:49:13,734 --> 00:49:18,334 I've already spoken to him, but I didn't mention your name. You can relax now. 701 00:49:18,659 --> 00:49:20,058 I'm very worried. 702 00:49:20,083 --> 00:49:23,283 Your cousin's in love with you, why can't you accept him? 703 00:49:23,608 --> 00:49:25,807 Don't talk nonsense. 704 00:49:25,832 --> 00:49:28,833 Cousin has always thought of me as a little sister. 705 00:49:28,858 --> 00:49:30,058 How can he be in love with me? 706 00:49:30,082 --> 00:49:33,883 No, he really is. He's told me hundreds of times 707 00:49:34,007 --> 00:49:37,207 You're lying. You just want to avoid me, right? 708 00:49:38,431 --> 00:49:41,631 Enough! I hugged you that night because I was too rash. 709 00:49:41,656 --> 00:49:44,357 It's my fault. But I've already explained it you to last night. 710 00:49:44,381 --> 00:49:46,881 The one I really love is Mandy! Mandy! 711 00:49:47,405 --> 00:49:50,204 The one who really loves you is your cousin! Your Cousin! 712 00:49:50,530 --> 00:49:54,454 I'm telling you the truth. I begging you. Believe me, please? 713 00:49:56,180 --> 00:49:58,779 Cousin? It's me. Can I come in? 714 00:50:01,005 --> 00:50:02,504 I need to hide! 715 00:50:03,828 --> 00:50:06,628 Not there! In here! 716 00:50:09,653 --> 00:50:10,853 Ready? 717 00:50:12,378 --> 00:50:14,402 - Cousin. - Can I come in now? 718 00:50:14,827 --> 00:50:16,227 Sure. 719 00:50:19,852 --> 00:50:21,652 Cousin, what's the matter? 720 00:50:21,677 --> 00:50:23,877 Cousin, I have something to tell you. 721 00:50:24,902 --> 00:50:26,501 Tell me, then. 722 00:50:26,775 --> 00:50:28,576 Why are you so anxious? 723 00:50:28,601 --> 00:50:30,301 Oh, no reason. 724 00:50:32,326 --> 00:50:34,025 Who's in the wardrobe? 725 00:50:34,050 --> 00:50:36,375 - No one. - No one? 726 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,626 - Don't open it! - Step aside! 727 00:50:40,450 --> 00:50:41,849 Don't! 728 00:50:43,850 --> 00:50:45,100 Cousin! 729 00:50:45,674 --> 00:50:48,522 I told you there's nobody. Look how clumsy you are. 730 00:50:48,523 --> 00:50:51,323 Cousin, sit down. I'll clean you up. Here's a chair. 731 00:50:52,548 --> 00:50:55,973 - Cousin, where are you? - I'm here. 732 00:50:56,598 --> 00:50:58,298 Why are you over there? 733 00:50:58,623 --> 00:51:00,222 Looking for something! 734 00:51:00,247 --> 00:51:03,847 Cousin, hang on. I'll find it soon. 735 00:51:03,872 --> 00:51:05,971 Please stay over there. 736 00:51:06,697 --> 00:51:08,897 Don't go, Cousin! 737 00:51:09,221 --> 00:51:11,921 I have built up my nerve to tell you. 738 00:51:12,047 --> 00:51:15,746 Maybe it's because I can't see you now, But I see you in my dreams every night. 739 00:51:16,070 --> 00:51:20,170 Cousin, every night in your dreams, what do you see? 740 00:51:20,295 --> 00:51:23,295 I see you and I, when we were little 741 00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:27,519 coming back from school together, playing together, eating together. 742 00:51:28,145 --> 00:51:33,043 But last night, you told me that you love someone else. 743 00:51:33,569 --> 00:51:36,668 I know it's time to wake up from this dream. 744 00:51:36,693 --> 00:51:40,093 I hate myself for not telling you then. 745 00:51:40,118 --> 00:51:44,317 I could only tell Master Lau that I love you. 746 00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:51,542 Cousin, I know that loving someone is to make her happy. 747 00:51:52,666 --> 00:51:57,366 If you can find someone who'll make you happy, then I'll be happy for you. 748 00:51:57,391 --> 00:51:59,590 Why didn't you tell me earlier? 749 00:52:01,116 --> 00:52:04,815 If you had told me earlier, the incident last night wouldn't have happened. 750 00:52:04,816 --> 00:52:06,740 Cousin... you mean you'll marry me? 751 00:52:06,765 --> 00:52:09,464 Ngou Pi... Damn?! What are you two doing?! 752 00:52:09,489 --> 00:52:12,189 Aunt! We're finally getting married! 753 00:52:12,214 --> 00:52:14,234 What?! You two are getting married? 754 00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:17,539 Yes! Tell Aunt quickly, that you want to marry me! 755 00:52:17,564 --> 00:52:21,964 Ngou Pi, how can this happen? Damn, how can you two get married? 756 00:52:23,189 --> 00:52:25,388 We can, Aunt. We can. 757 00:52:27,450 --> 00:52:28,700 Damn! 758 00:52:28,701 --> 00:52:32,200 I know why I wasn't interested in any girls before. 759 00:52:32,613 --> 00:52:35,012 I don't want any ordinary women. 760 00:52:35,837 --> 00:52:39,537 I want this one! My one true love! 761 00:52:40,262 --> 00:52:45,561 Aunt, don't deny us! Don't stop us from getting married! 762 00:52:46,186 --> 00:52:50,186 If you two marry, then our Ngou bloodline will be broken. Oh God! 763 00:52:50,187 --> 00:52:52,900 No way, Aunt. The two of us will... 764 00:52:53,035 --> 00:52:56,034 work hard to have many Ngou kids! 765 00:52:56,059 --> 00:52:58,959 Many little Nou's! Many little Ngou's! 766 00:52:59,183 --> 00:53:03,383 Tell Aunt now, that you'll have many Ngou kids for me! 767 00:53:04,408 --> 00:53:05,909 - Aunt! - What's that sound? 768 00:53:05,933 --> 00:53:09,058 - Aunt fainted! - Huh? Where did you come from? 769 00:53:09,059 --> 00:53:11,783 - She fainted! - Aunt fainted? 770 00:53:14,807 --> 00:53:16,307 Aunt! 771 00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:23,332 Aunt, don't you want Cousin to get married? 772 00:53:23,357 --> 00:53:26,455 Do whatever you like, I don't care anymore. 773 00:53:26,482 --> 00:53:30,980 But you two young guys be careful. I've seen it on TV. 774 00:53:31,005 --> 00:53:34,106 Something about AIDS, and once you're infected 775 00:53:34,130 --> 00:53:36,530 You will surely die. Damn! 776 00:53:36,555 --> 00:53:39,405 Aunt, I'm not gonna go sleep around. 777 00:53:39,529 --> 00:53:41,330 I will only love Cousin. 778 00:53:41,354 --> 00:53:44,755 You have not even married Master Lau, yet you already love Yun Kwan? 779 00:53:45,679 --> 00:53:50,289 Me marry Master Lau? He's a man, why would I marry him? 780 00:53:50,304 --> 00:53:52,503 Didn't you ask him to marry you? 781 00:53:52,928 --> 00:53:55,228 Of course not. Even if he wants to, I won't 782 00:53:55,253 --> 00:53:57,853 That's right, Aunt. You must have seen it wrong. 783 00:53:57,877 --> 00:54:01,278 I proposed to Cousin. She has agreed to marry me! 784 00:54:01,279 --> 00:54:03,279 - What? - Yes! Yes! 785 00:54:03,901 --> 00:54:05,927 - Really? - Yes, Aunt. 786 00:54:06,352 --> 00:54:08,551 I need to thank the gods! 787 00:54:08,576 --> 00:54:10,577 - No need. - I really need to. 788 00:54:10,602 --> 00:54:12,802 No need. You rest. Leave it to me. I'll do it. 789 00:54:12,826 --> 00:54:14,326 We'll do it now. 790 00:54:19,150 --> 00:54:21,350 Senior, rest well. 791 00:54:23,075 --> 00:54:25,475 Master Lau, please stay. 792 00:54:27,076 --> 00:54:28,276 Come. 793 00:54:29,799 --> 00:54:32,500 Master Lau, I have something to ask you. 794 00:54:32,524 --> 00:54:33,624 What? 795 00:54:33,649 --> 00:54:37,748 Last night, you were with Yun Kwan. 796 00:54:37,774 --> 00:54:39,973 Did I see it wrongly? 797 00:54:46,796 --> 00:54:50,298 Actually, Ngou Pi has a good heart. 798 00:54:50,322 --> 00:54:52,822 Now that he's happily in love 799 00:54:53,346 --> 00:54:56,746 We should keep that a secret from him. 800 00:54:59,170 --> 00:55:01,370 Don't worry. Starting now... 801 00:55:01,596 --> 00:55:04,695 I will forget all that has happened. 802 00:55:10,420 --> 00:55:11,920 Please. 803 00:55:16,144 --> 00:55:17,944 Why aren't you eating? 804 00:55:17,969 --> 00:55:20,493 - Your biscuit's gone bad. - Really? 805 00:55:23,818 --> 00:55:27,018 You are the frankest person that I've ever met. 806 00:55:27,043 --> 00:55:28,542 Very good! 807 00:55:29,768 --> 00:55:31,267 You flatter. 808 00:55:31,292 --> 00:55:34,792 I know you were the guy in black that saved me that night. Right? 809 00:55:37,217 --> 00:55:40,316 It's OK if you refuse to teach me kung fu 810 00:55:40,341 --> 00:55:43,442 But why don't you pass your skills to Ngou Pi? 811 00:55:43,566 --> 00:55:49,391 Our Ngou family has traditionally been enemies of other kung fu experts. 812 00:55:49,416 --> 00:55:51,550 Ngou Pi's father would always get injured 813 00:55:51,551 --> 00:55:54,900 Because he would always get challenged to a fight. 814 00:55:54,940 --> 00:55:57,240 Eventually, he got killed. 815 00:55:57,265 --> 00:56:01,065 I just don't wish to see Ngou Pi die young like his father. 816 00:56:01,489 --> 00:56:02,989 Anybody home? 817 00:56:04,415 --> 00:56:05,713 It's my friend. 818 00:56:05,714 --> 00:56:11,002 Asshole! Asked me to wait for him outside, and he never showed. 819 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:14,840 What a dick! Why isn't he dead? 820 00:56:14,842 --> 00:56:17,167 - Smart! - Screw you! 821 00:56:18,992 --> 00:56:21,093 Wow! Beauty! 822 00:56:22,517 --> 00:56:25,941 - Now, this is... - Miss, have a seat! 823 00:56:29,566 --> 00:56:33,840 My humle name is Chu Meng Chun. Nickname: Smart! 824 00:56:33,841 --> 00:56:36,300 I'm a descendant of Chu Kor Hung. 825 00:56:36,301 --> 00:56:39,001 May I know your name, Miss? 826 00:56:39,065 --> 00:56:42,090 - Don't show your navel. You'll catch a cold. - Thanks for your concern! 827 00:56:46,713 --> 00:56:48,714 I'll stand back! 828 00:56:49,739 --> 00:56:51,638 You'll get a cramp, kicking our door! 829 00:56:51,663 --> 00:56:54,064 Since that night when I first met you, Senior 830 00:56:54,388 --> 00:56:56,788 I've been missing you daily. 831 00:56:58,513 --> 00:57:01,013 Seems this master recognizes you. 832 00:57:01,037 --> 00:57:03,736 Good. Don't let him know I'm still injured. 833 00:57:03,763 --> 00:57:06,400 I knew you after fighting you. Senior, you are from 834 00:57:06,401 --> 00:57:09,143 Guangdong Nanhai district's famous kung fu clan, 835 00:57:09,144 --> 00:57:11,987 A descendant of the Ngou Family: Peony Ngou! 836 00:57:12,011 --> 00:57:13,610 Senior, How are you? 837 00:57:13,636 --> 00:57:16,836 Ask your mother! Cut the crap! 838 00:57:16,961 --> 00:57:19,060 Good! You're straight-forward. 839 00:57:19,085 --> 00:57:21,185 I came here today for Lau Ching! 840 00:57:21,210 --> 00:57:24,410 I hope Senior won't interfere! 841 00:57:24,434 --> 00:57:27,335 Did you brush your teeth today? Cos your mouth stinks! 842 00:57:27,359 --> 00:57:31,384 He's a guest in my house. If you touch one hair on his head, you're my enemy! 843 00:57:31,409 --> 00:57:33,400 If you want to fight him, wait till he moves out. 844 00:57:33,401 --> 00:57:36,033 But I heard he wants to stay for a decade. Right? 845 00:57:36,058 --> 00:57:37,758 I'm thinking of staying forever. 846 00:57:37,783 --> 00:57:40,883 You can do that? I'll move my stuff over tomorrow! 847 00:57:41,108 --> 00:57:45,308 Bitch! I tried to be nice, but you want to play? 848 00:57:47,132 --> 00:57:51,432 There's someone who also wants to stay with me forever. 849 00:57:51,433 --> 00:57:52,933 Move it! 850 00:57:53,757 --> 00:57:56,207 - Aunt! Aunt! - Ngou Pi! 851 00:57:56,231 --> 00:57:57,807 Don't hurt them! 852 00:57:57,856 --> 00:58:01,256 You are in no position to bargain. Hand Lau Ching over! 853 00:58:01,281 --> 00:58:02,781 Let me go! 854 00:58:02,805 --> 00:58:06,706 Senior, you've helped enough. I'm grateful. 855 00:58:07,730 --> 00:58:10,330 Do what you want! But let them go first! 856 00:58:27,753 --> 00:58:29,952 She really is powerful! 857 00:58:29,977 --> 00:58:31,478 Ngou family kung fu? 858 00:59:06,098 --> 00:59:08,999 Freeze! If you hurt her, I'll blow your head off. 859 00:59:09,024 --> 00:59:11,848 If you kill me, you'll kill two others as well. 860 00:59:11,973 --> 00:59:15,272 Ask that old hag if it's worth it. 861 00:59:15,916 --> 00:59:17,140 - Aunt! - Don't shoot! 862 00:59:17,165 --> 00:59:18,665 Chu... Chu what? 863 00:59:18,890 --> 00:59:20,091 Asking you! 864 00:59:20,316 --> 00:59:21,515 Chu Chun! 865 00:59:22,340 --> 00:59:25,039 OK, bitch! I've give you a chance. 866 00:59:25,565 --> 00:59:28,364 In 10 days time, I want to see him at the tournament! 867 00:59:28,389 --> 00:59:31,588 I hope you won't let me down then! 868 00:59:38,189 --> 00:59:39,689 Hey, wait! 869 00:59:40,412 --> 00:59:43,612 Hold it! I'm gonna shoot you to death! 870 00:59:45,137 --> 00:59:46,937 Shoot if you dare! 871 00:59:50,261 --> 00:59:52,162 I'm a man of honor. 872 00:59:52,186 --> 00:59:55,786 Since you are unarmed, I'll spare you. Goodbye! 873 01:00:03,911 --> 01:00:05,310 What are you doing? 874 01:00:05,536 --> 01:00:08,559 - I thought your head might be hurt. - My head's fine. 875 01:00:08,584 --> 01:00:10,284 Well, you might catch a cold. 876 01:00:14,208 --> 01:00:15,410 Let me wipe your sweat! 877 01:00:15,435 --> 01:00:19,634 She only has one nephew. She won't act rashly. 878 01:00:19,658 --> 01:00:24,058 I'll show her how Lau Ching dies! 879 01:00:24,883 --> 01:00:27,383 Cousin, are you scared? 880 01:00:28,807 --> 01:00:32,306 I was at first, but not anymore. 881 01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:33,832 How come? 882 01:00:34,656 --> 01:00:37,457 I was afraid that you wouldn't love me. 883 01:00:37,482 --> 01:00:40,406 But now that you want to marry me, I'm not afraid of anything anymore. 884 01:00:40,431 --> 01:00:41,630 Really? 885 01:00:41,757 --> 01:00:44,756 It seems they are forcing you to fight! 886 01:00:44,781 --> 01:00:46,780 Right now I'm just worried about Ngou Pi and her. 887 01:00:46,805 --> 01:00:48,405 I received a letter today. 888 01:00:48,430 --> 01:00:52,729 It say "If you get into the ring, we will release Ngou Pi." 889 01:00:53,655 --> 01:00:56,154 It looks like I am dead whether I fight or not. 890 01:00:56,179 --> 01:00:57,579 Damn, it's better to call the cops. 891 01:00:57,603 --> 01:01:01,204 No, better not. They will bring Ngou Pi to the stadium 892 01:01:01,205 --> 01:01:03,729 And they will kill him if you call the cops. 893 01:01:03,754 --> 01:01:05,254 I think so, too. 894 01:01:05,378 --> 01:01:09,078 Peony, our feelings are the same. 895 01:01:09,503 --> 01:01:11,303 Right now, the only way is to split up: 896 01:01:11,328 --> 01:01:13,727 One team to rescue, another team to stall for time. 897 01:01:13,752 --> 01:01:15,453 Stall for time? 898 01:01:15,777 --> 01:01:19,176 My right hand is still injured. How can I stall? 899 01:01:19,201 --> 01:01:21,602 With your kung fu skills? You can't. 900 01:01:21,627 --> 01:01:24,826 But with our Ngou family kung fu skills, that's different. 901 01:01:24,851 --> 01:01:27,151 Senior, you mean you'll fight on my behalf? 902 01:01:27,176 --> 01:01:31,075 Dammit, she means she'll accept you as her disciple! Idiot! 903 01:01:31,101 --> 01:01:34,100 Peony, our feelings are the same again. 904 01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:34,925 Really, Senior? 905 01:01:34,950 --> 01:01:37,451 If you were half as smart as him, I'll be happy. 906 01:01:37,775 --> 01:01:40,874 She's starting to praise me. She likes me! 907 01:01:40,900 --> 01:01:43,100 Starting tomorrow, I'll teach you kung fu. 908 01:01:43,199 --> 01:01:44,799 Thank you, Master! 909 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,000 Shit! 910 01:01:53,424 --> 01:01:56,823 What time is it? Why aren't you in bed? 911 01:02:01,547 --> 01:02:03,525 It's... 912 01:02:04,526 --> 01:02:05,926 11 o'clock, 913 01:02:06,927 --> 01:02:08,627 25 minutes, 914 01:02:10,828 --> 01:02:12,600 30 seconds. 915 01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:14,901 Goodnight! 916 01:02:25,269 --> 01:02:27,169 Weirdo! 917 01:02:48,892 --> 01:02:51,612 What kung fu have you learnt before? 918 01:02:51,637 --> 01:02:53,837 Show me. 919 01:02:54,062 --> 01:02:55,661 Sure... 920 01:02:56,086 --> 01:02:58,186 Ngou Pi, you're back! 921 01:03:12,109 --> 01:03:13,610 Bastard! 922 01:03:17,434 --> 01:03:19,235 That's your kung fu? 923 01:03:19,359 --> 01:03:21,558 You'd better learn kung fu from me well! 924 01:03:24,888 --> 01:03:26,787 Only one week left. 925 01:03:26,788 --> 01:03:28,912 However smart you are, it's too short to master Ngou kung fu. 926 01:03:28,913 --> 01:03:31,538 Even if you could, you can only be my equal. 927 01:03:31,539 --> 01:03:34,261 Stop shaking. You shake all the luck away. 928 01:03:34,286 --> 01:03:37,387 So now, I'm going to teach you a long lost Ngou skill... 929 01:03:37,388 --> 01:03:39,311 "The Electric Fist" 930 01:03:39,436 --> 01:03:41,736 Lost long? If it's lost, how do I learn it? 931 01:03:41,761 --> 01:03:44,461 If I think about it, it'll all come back to me. 932 01:03:44,486 --> 01:03:46,486 But what does it have to do with this? 933 01:03:46,511 --> 01:03:47,911 It's a kind of dynamo. 934 01:03:47,936 --> 01:03:50,035 I hope it can transfer electricity into your hands. 935 01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:53,985 - Can it? - Just listen to me, first. Don't interrupt! 936 01:03:54,085 --> 01:03:57,084 "The Electric Fist" was told to me by my father. 937 01:03:57,109 --> 01:03:58,909 In our Ngou family, there was a superhuman. 938 01:03:58,934 --> 01:04:02,133 Born in the Ming dynasty, his name was Ngou Feng. 939 01:04:02,158 --> 01:04:05,584 He was our ancestor, and was obsessed with learning kung fu. 940 01:04:05,609 --> 01:04:09,009 Every day, he would practice for 10 hours. 941 01:04:09,233 --> 01:04:11,733 What was odd, was that he would only practice late at night. 942 01:04:11,758 --> 01:04:15,058 But something strange happened on one stormy night. 943 01:04:26,381 --> 01:04:30,281 The first few hours of the storm were normal. 944 01:04:30,306 --> 01:04:32,500 Then, the thunder and lightning got stronger 945 01:04:32,601 --> 01:04:34,800 And he started getting annoyed. 946 01:04:34,831 --> 01:04:39,729 As lightning flashed more and more, his speed got faster and faster! 947 01:04:39,756 --> 01:04:42,910 The louder the thunder, the louder were his punches. 948 01:04:42,979 --> 01:04:48,579 Soon, the sound from his punches drowned out everything else around. 949 01:05:01,703 --> 01:05:05,202 In the wind and the rain, he kept on practising. 950 01:05:05,327 --> 01:05:07,927 Wind got stronger, rain got heavier 951 01:05:07,952 --> 01:05:10,152 And he got more and more excited! 952 01:05:10,177 --> 01:05:13,977 It's as if he went crazy, and couldn't stop. 953 01:05:14,201 --> 01:05:17,500 The more he practised, the mightier his punches became. 954 01:05:18,575 --> 01:05:24,074 Finally, like a mad dog, He charged towards the lightning! 955 01:05:26,900 --> 01:05:30,700 And then he died? What a shame. 956 01:05:30,725 --> 01:05:33,324 Wrong! He had super powers. 957 01:05:33,348 --> 01:05:35,949 Not only did he survive, he absorbed the electricty 958 01:05:35,974 --> 01:05:37,773 and discovered 'The Electric Fist". 959 01:05:37,799 --> 01:05:40,798 This fist is so powerful, it's undefeatable. 960 01:05:40,823 --> 01:05:43,022 Since your right arm has superpowers, 961 01:05:43,047 --> 01:05:45,247 this phenomenon might happen to you, too. 962 01:05:45,272 --> 01:05:47,673 I did it! 963 01:05:48,074 --> 01:05:50,274 The almighty... 964 01:05:50,397 --> 01:05:53,597 "Electric Fist!" 965 01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:08,620 Lau Ching, why do you keep forcing me? 966 01:06:09,645 --> 01:06:11,244 You dirty scoundrel! 967 01:06:11,470 --> 01:06:13,870 I must kill you for the greater good! 968 01:06:13,995 --> 01:06:18,194 Good! Watch my move! 969 01:06:34,216 --> 01:06:35,618 Chop you! 970 01:06:36,043 --> 01:06:37,867 - Chop you again! - Block you again! 971 01:06:44,990 --> 01:06:46,791 Check out my skill! 972 01:06:55,914 --> 01:06:57,915 So what's your story? 973 01:06:57,940 --> 01:07:01,400 I'm Wutang Flying Phoenix. How dare you hit my husband? Draw! 974 01:07:08,164 --> 01:07:11,363 Lady, you're too hasty and hot-tempered. 975 01:07:11,388 --> 01:07:12,588 You're sexually weak! 976 01:07:20,412 --> 01:07:21,611 This again? 977 01:08:18,731 --> 01:08:20,730 Wa Mountain Manly Sword! 978 01:08:20,755 --> 01:08:22,355 I have wasted my love for you! 979 01:08:22,381 --> 01:08:25,480 Because of this moustached man, you hurt my brother? 980 01:08:25,505 --> 01:08:28,004 I will fight you to the death! 981 01:08:29,630 --> 01:08:31,029 Watch this! 982 01:08:55,152 --> 01:08:56,952 Good floating skills! 983 01:08:57,300 --> 01:08:58,553 Daydreaming! 984 01:08:58,577 --> 01:09:01,276 Fantasizing about comic heroes? You think I don't know? 985 01:09:01,301 --> 01:09:03,901 Since you know how, why don't you learn it? 986 01:09:03,926 --> 01:09:05,125 Some ancestors tried. 987 01:09:05,126 --> 01:09:07,774 They were struck dead by lightning. You think I want to? 988 01:09:07,775 --> 01:09:09,875 You want me to die, too? 989 01:09:09,900 --> 01:09:12,001 That's why I'm asking you to use the machine. 990 01:09:12,025 --> 01:09:15,550 - Is this reliable? - Put your hand it and we'll find out. 991 01:09:15,574 --> 01:09:18,174 Touch it? Can't we just look at it? 992 01:09:18,199 --> 01:09:20,624 - Trust me! - Let me get a bug to test it first! 993 01:09:20,649 --> 01:09:22,372 Don't worry! Let put your arm in. 994 01:09:22,373 --> 01:09:24,299 - I'm scared. - Don't be. 995 01:09:24,300 --> 01:09:26,073 - My heart is beating. - Stop beating. 996 01:09:26,074 --> 01:09:28,297 - No, no... - You fear that, or me?! 997 01:09:28,298 --> 01:09:30,024 Well, you're a little scarier... 998 01:09:30,548 --> 01:09:32,373 - See? It's fine, right? - Yeah... 999 01:09:32,397 --> 01:09:33,698 OK, good! 1000 01:09:35,922 --> 01:09:38,121 Hit me twice, quickly! 1001 01:09:38,122 --> 01:09:41,747 I got electrocuted. You still wanna fight? I can't, I wanna faint! 1002 01:09:41,772 --> 01:09:44,272 Why are they so soft? That's strange. 1003 01:09:44,297 --> 01:09:46,300 - Told you... - Ah, I got it! 1004 01:09:46,501 --> 01:09:50,536 This machine is too weak, I need to increase the power! 1005 01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:02,760 Still not powerful enough. 1006 01:10:03,784 --> 01:10:05,683 Do you have a big one? 1007 01:10:05,708 --> 01:10:07,509 - No. - No? 1008 01:10:07,834 --> 01:10:10,333 What are you doing? Getting in my way! 1009 01:10:10,358 --> 01:10:12,559 You need it! 1010 01:10:13,783 --> 01:10:15,808 - How much? - $10 for six. 1011 01:10:15,833 --> 01:10:16,632 What? 1012 01:10:16,657 --> 01:10:19,982 - $10 for six! - Used to be $10 for eight. 1013 01:10:20,007 --> 01:10:21,906 Those are $10 for eight. 1014 01:10:21,931 --> 01:10:23,832 How about $10 for seven for these? 1015 01:10:23,857 --> 01:10:26,156 No way. You can take one from there. 1016 01:10:26,181 --> 01:10:28,082 Hey asshole! Let her buy how many she wishes! 1017 01:10:28,107 --> 01:10:29,406 Are you gonna sell it cheaper?! 1018 01:10:29,431 --> 01:10:31,031 Right, Peony? 1019 01:10:34,155 --> 01:10:38,254 Don't annoy me, I'll beat you up! Fucker! Watch out! 1020 01:10:45,180 --> 01:10:48,479 Good! Let's try again. Come on. 1021 01:11:00,102 --> 01:11:02,102 More power is better. 1022 01:11:02,828 --> 01:11:04,627 Good! Again! 1023 01:11:32,328 --> 01:11:34,148 - Hey! - Hmm? 1024 01:11:34,149 --> 01:11:36,248 Is the method wrong? 1025 01:11:36,249 --> 01:11:39,570 No matter what, I don't want to get electrocuted again 1026 01:11:39,571 --> 01:11:45,007 Because my right hand is feeling a little numb. 1027 01:11:46,997 --> 01:11:51,198 Hey! I think I must let lightning strike you, before I am satisfied. 1028 01:11:54,321 --> 01:11:57,021 But how to create lightning? 1029 01:12:35,942 --> 01:12:37,742 Peony. 1030 01:12:39,367 --> 01:12:41,367 How old are you? 1031 01:12:41,368 --> 01:12:43,368 You lunatic! 1032 01:12:43,369 --> 01:12:47,000 He shocked me, that was scary! 1033 01:12:51,006 --> 01:12:52,906 She's hooked! 1034 01:13:13,828 --> 01:13:15,928 Mister, you fishing? 1035 01:13:15,954 --> 01:13:18,053 Yeah. 1036 01:13:18,077 --> 01:13:20,077 What are those two rod you're holding? 1037 01:13:20,102 --> 01:13:22,301 Tools for electrocuting fish. 1038 01:13:24,526 --> 01:13:26,427 Electrocuting fish? 1039 01:13:30,021 --> 01:13:35,121 Master! I've thought it over. Electrocuting me is not the answer. 1040 01:13:35,145 --> 01:13:37,245 You'd better teach me Ngou family kung fu quickly 1041 01:13:37,270 --> 01:13:39,271 So that I can deal with Wan To better. 1042 01:13:39,295 --> 01:13:40,495 Are you blind? 1043 01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:42,920 Nope, my eyesight's just a little blurry. 1044 01:13:42,921 --> 01:13:45,245 Your hair's covering your eyes, no wonder. 1045 01:13:49,046 --> 01:13:53,046 "Youth, give me youth..." 1046 01:13:53,268 --> 01:13:56,868 These moves are terrible. Is this part of the Ngou family kung fu? 1047 01:13:56,893 --> 01:13:58,192 Go to hell! 1048 01:14:01,517 --> 01:14:03,318 Kid, you alright? 1049 01:14:03,342 --> 01:14:05,443 Master, why did you push me? 1050 01:14:05,467 --> 01:14:06,967 Serves you right! 1051 01:14:09,691 --> 01:14:11,692 You're so clumsy! 1052 01:14:18,516 --> 01:14:20,115 Idiot! 1053 01:14:20,141 --> 01:14:22,741 Ah! Why do your hands have electricity? 1054 01:14:24,865 --> 01:14:27,065 Why is he not shocked? 1055 01:14:27,690 --> 01:14:31,190 Strange. Don't tell me it's short-curcuited? 1056 01:14:31,915 --> 01:14:34,214 Ching, get up here now! 1057 01:14:35,539 --> 01:14:37,539 Mister, you think you're a fish? 1058 01:14:37,564 --> 01:14:40,589 - Ching, come up! - Coming. 1059 01:14:40,913 --> 01:14:42,413 Come, quick. 1060 01:14:42,939 --> 01:14:45,338 Quickly, use your fist to punch me. 1061 01:14:45,363 --> 01:14:47,183 Forget it. I'm not petty. 1062 01:14:47,208 --> 01:14:49,808 Cut the crap, just do it, quickly. 1063 01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:51,257 - You mean it? - Yes! 1064 01:14:51,282 --> 01:14:53,307 - Hit where? - Anywhere! 1065 01:15:00,931 --> 01:15:03,631 Flying Horse Meteor Fist? 1066 01:15:04,856 --> 01:15:09,055 Peony, what happened? Why did you end up like this? 1067 01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:11,480 Motherfucker! You hit my girl? 1068 01:15:13,105 --> 01:15:15,530 - Wait, he still has electricty! - Why did you hit her? 1069 01:15:15,555 --> 01:15:17,755 Hey, don't touch him! 1070 01:15:17,780 --> 01:15:18,979 Why are you OK? 1071 01:15:19,004 --> 01:15:22,004 I'm fine. Why is your hair smoking? 1072 01:15:22,029 --> 01:15:24,429 Take your fist, go to the river and soak it in. 1073 01:15:24,454 --> 01:15:26,879 - Soak again? - Of course! Quickly! 1074 01:15:28,703 --> 01:15:32,328 - Hey, you look pretty today! - Really? 1075 01:15:33,353 --> 01:15:35,152 My hair was not like this! 1076 01:15:35,177 --> 01:15:37,877 It was much nicer. Omega-styled... 1077 01:15:37,902 --> 01:15:40,401 This Rolex style now is also not bad... 1078 01:15:40,827 --> 01:15:42,726 Master, they're soaked! What next? 1079 01:15:42,751 --> 01:15:44,951 - Good! Try a harder punch! - OK! 1080 01:15:44,976 --> 01:15:47,076 Not me. Him. 1081 01:15:47,101 --> 01:15:48,501 Roger! 1082 01:15:49,826 --> 01:15:51,825 Master, did you see that? 1083 01:15:51,850 --> 01:15:54,075 - There's electricity again! - I wanna ask... 1084 01:15:54,100 --> 01:15:56,100 I got it. We left out one key procedure. 1085 01:15:56,125 --> 01:15:58,826 Ancestor Ngou Feng was electrocuted in the rain. 1086 01:15:58,851 --> 01:16:00,051 That's why he absorbed electricity. 1087 01:16:00,075 --> 01:16:02,874 So your fist needs to be wet in order to absorb electricty 1088 01:16:02,899 --> 01:16:05,299 Then you can unleash "The Electric Fist"! 1089 01:16:05,924 --> 01:16:09,748 I don't have to fear Wan To! I'm so happy! 1090 01:16:09,974 --> 01:16:12,573 Don't be happy yet, your electricty's gone. 1091 01:16:12,598 --> 01:16:14,698 That means your absorbtion powers are weak. 1092 01:16:19,902 --> 01:16:22,102 That African's quite handsome. 1093 01:16:22,127 --> 01:16:25,326 - Yup, but he's a bit burnt. - Huh? 1094 01:16:25,351 --> 01:16:26,851 A bit burnt. 1095 01:16:34,575 --> 01:16:38,376 The most sensational boxing match in the country will soon begin. 1096 01:16:38,401 --> 01:16:41,700 Introducing the contestant representing Japan, Cheng Wan To. 1097 01:16:45,625 --> 01:16:48,524 Mr Wan To, are you representing Japan or yourself? 1098 01:16:48,549 --> 01:16:49,876 We heard that you want to take revenge 1099 01:16:49,900 --> 01:16:51,423 Because Lau Ching killed your brother. Care to comment? 1100 01:16:51,424 --> 01:16:54,025 All will be settled after this match. 1101 01:16:54,349 --> 01:16:55,550 You're so confident of winning. 1102 01:16:55,574 --> 01:16:58,573 But it was Lau Ching, after being critically injured, that defeated your brother. 1103 01:16:58,597 --> 01:17:00,398 Let me take a photo of your brother. 1104 01:17:00,923 --> 01:17:02,523 Why do you hit people? 1105 01:17:02,547 --> 01:17:06,348 Whoever disrespects my brother will bear responsibility! 1106 01:17:10,572 --> 01:17:14,272 The match hasn't even begun, and Cheng Wan To is already furious. 1107 01:17:14,297 --> 01:17:18,021 So the audience can expect the match to be very exciting! 1108 01:17:18,146 --> 01:17:20,000 Umpire Li, what do you think? 1109 01:17:20,101 --> 01:17:25,000 I... think... the match later... will be... 1110 01:17:25,001 --> 01:17:28,800 very... very... very... exciting! 1111 01:17:31,395 --> 01:17:35,994 And introducing Hong Kong's "New Fist of Fury", Lau Ching! 1112 01:18:20,814 --> 01:18:25,913 Ching, remember, each charge only lasts up to one minute. 1113 01:18:27,838 --> 01:18:31,337 Be calm. Most importantly, you must be quick. 1114 01:18:31,338 --> 01:18:35,300 Don't forget, you only have a minute. You must knock him out within a minute. 1115 01:18:35,301 --> 01:18:36,714 - If not, you're in trouble. - Understood. 1116 01:18:36,738 --> 01:18:38,462 - Be careful. - Good luck! 1117 01:18:38,487 --> 01:18:41,386 Fighters to the ring, please. 1118 01:18:45,111 --> 01:18:47,710 Hey be careful. Don't let people stare. 1119 01:18:47,737 --> 01:18:49,437 Lau Ching, come on! 1120 01:19:06,159 --> 01:19:09,358 Challenger: Cheng Wan To! 1121 01:19:16,382 --> 01:19:19,483 Champion: Lau Ching! 1122 01:19:19,908 --> 01:19:21,108 Come on! 1123 01:20:07,777 --> 01:20:11,777 Let me repeat the rules again: 1124 01:20:11,801 --> 01:20:15,740 In this match, each round is 3 minutes. 1125 01:20:15,741 --> 01:20:18,241 Number of rounds: no limit. 1126 01:20:18,242 --> 01:20:23,825 Fighting styles: also......no limit, either. 1127 01:20:23,851 --> 01:20:30,149 If you get knocked down, the referee, that's me, will count to ten. 1128 01:20:31,175 --> 01:20:36,974 If.....you get knocked....down, 1129 01:20:36,999 --> 01:20:43,198 And after the referee... that's me....has count to ten, 1130 01:20:43,223 --> 01:20:46,623 And... you stay down... you lose. 1131 01:20:46,647 --> 01:20:49,647 If he gets up, he can c-c-c-continue. 1132 01:20:49,673 --> 01:20:51,771 Time is nearly up for your fist! 1133 01:20:51,796 --> 01:20:53,297 Enough bullshit! 1134 01:20:53,323 --> 01:20:56,500 Punch the referee, too! No mercy! Whack him! 1135 01:20:56,501 --> 01:20:59,501 If one of you is killed... 1136 01:21:00,747 --> 01:21:02,246 Over a minute! 1137 01:21:02,271 --> 01:21:04,696 - Start! - Wait! 1138 01:21:05,221 --> 01:21:10,921 If there is anything you don't understand, I can explain it for you. 1139 01:21:12,444 --> 01:21:14,244 Do you feel electricity? 1140 01:21:18,039 --> 01:21:21,039 Trying to seduce me? 1141 01:21:21,864 --> 01:21:24,430 After this match, OK? Start! 1142 01:21:25,131 --> 01:21:28,587 What's going on? Start... fighting! 1143 01:21:28,613 --> 01:21:31,713 Stop... hiding.... 1144 01:21:31,738 --> 01:21:33,437 Get lost! 1145 01:21:34,162 --> 01:21:36,562 Wait, let me count. 1146 01:21:36,587 --> 01:21:41,100 1... 2... 3... 1147 01:21:41,101 --> 01:21:45,011 - 4... 5... - I can't bear to look. 1148 01:21:45,037 --> 01:21:49,600 Don't mess with your hair! If not, your Omega will become a Rolex. 1149 01:21:53,586 --> 01:21:55,985 Are you all right? 1150 01:21:56,010 --> 01:21:57,509 Don't count so fast. 1151 01:21:58,935 --> 01:22:02,134 You............... Wait....Don't! 1152 01:22:02,159 --> 01:22:04,060 Come back, or I'll start counting. 1153 01:22:04,085 --> 01:22:05,684 Count then. No one stopping you. 1154 01:22:05,709 --> 01:22:08,808 - Wait... - Get lost! Lau Ching! 1155 01:22:08,835 --> 01:22:10,934 - Why are you here? - What? What? 1156 01:22:10,959 --> 01:22:13,658 Get back here, or you're a tortoise! 1157 01:22:13,683 --> 01:22:15,608 - What? - Get back! 1158 01:22:15,633 --> 01:22:18,758 What did you say? Stand there and wait for me! 1159 01:22:19,482 --> 01:22:21,483 I'm a tortoise? 1160 01:22:22,807 --> 01:22:28,107 Well done! I'll remember what you said. Watch out! 1161 01:22:30,132 --> 01:22:32,131 - What? What?! - What?! 1162 01:22:37,756 --> 01:22:40,155 He's gone back up! Get back! 1163 01:22:40,180 --> 01:22:42,580 Count him! Hurry! 1164 01:22:42,581 --> 01:22:44,281 - 1... - Let me do it! 1165 01:22:44,282 --> 01:22:47,705 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! I WIN! 1166 01:22:47,860 --> 01:22:49,359 Oh, it's you. 1167 01:23:14,882 --> 01:23:19,181 You're not allowed to hit him. Time's up. 1168 01:23:20,606 --> 01:23:23,329 What did I tell him? I said he only had one minute, that moron. 1169 01:23:23,330 --> 01:23:24,831 Come, get the water! 1170 01:23:28,754 --> 01:23:30,255 How can I hit him? 1171 01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:33,479 The referee took more than one minute to talk! 1172 01:23:33,554 --> 01:23:38,754 Ching, you must defeat him fast, or he'll learn your secret. 1173 01:23:38,779 --> 01:23:40,779 Charge your fist! 1174 01:23:50,402 --> 01:23:52,203 What are they up to? 1175 01:23:52,228 --> 01:23:53,428 Done! 1176 01:24:03,052 --> 01:24:07,851 I'm... warning... you two... again 1177 01:24:07,876 --> 01:24:11,275 You must... obey... my... decisions. 1178 01:24:11,300 --> 01:24:16,500 Don't... be like... the last... round. 1179 01:24:16,525 --> 01:24:20,425 Bro, you still yapping? 1180 01:24:20,449 --> 01:24:23,950 I will protect you. Don't be nervous. 1181 01:24:23,975 --> 01:24:25,674 - So... - Go tell the doctor! 1182 01:24:25,699 --> 01:24:27,798 Good! Let me kill you! 1183 01:24:32,799 --> 01:24:34,399 Brilliant! 1184 01:24:35,223 --> 01:24:38,122 I'll start counting. Back soon. 1185 01:24:40,747 --> 01:24:43,946 1, 2, 3, 4, 1186 01:24:43,971 --> 01:24:49,171 - Good! - 5, 6, 7, 8...9 1187 01:24:54,096 --> 01:24:55,696 Again? 1188 01:24:55,697 --> 01:24:58,620 What you looking at? What? I'll whack you all. 1189 01:24:59,245 --> 01:25:02,745 That's enough! Count, you moron! Count him! 1190 01:25:02,770 --> 01:25:07,895 Don't... be... impatient! I'll... count you as well! 1191 01:25:08,019 --> 01:25:09,618 What? Count me! 1192 01:25:09,643 --> 01:25:12,443 You can count him but not me? Carry on counting! 1193 01:25:12,468 --> 01:25:14,668 1...2 1194 01:25:14,694 --> 01:25:18,119 - You're a tortoise! (3... 4) - You too! 1195 01:25:18,144 --> 01:25:20,143 - What?! - 5... 1196 01:25:20,168 --> 01:25:23,267 6...7 1197 01:25:23,291 --> 01:25:27,717 - Later, OK? Don't be impatient. - Shit, no more electricity! 1198 01:25:27,742 --> 01:25:29,942 8...9 1199 01:25:29,967 --> 01:25:32,367 Fine! I'll come up and fight you again! 1200 01:25:33,391 --> 01:25:35,991 Faster... Come on! 1201 01:25:36,016 --> 01:25:38,115 B-B-B-B-Begin! 1202 01:25:38,140 --> 01:25:39,640 Come on, come over! 1203 01:25:39,665 --> 01:25:42,765 Come over if you dare! Come over, I'll beat you flat! 1204 01:25:42,790 --> 01:25:45,790 I'm coming over right now to whack you! 1205 01:25:46,015 --> 01:25:47,514 I have a cramp in my leg. 1206 01:25:47,539 --> 01:25:49,739 I can't walk. If I could, I would whack you, bastard! 1207 01:25:49,764 --> 01:25:52,064 My leg is cramped up, too! 1208 01:25:52,065 --> 01:25:55,188 I can't move, too. If not, I'll beat you into minced meat. 1209 01:25:55,213 --> 01:25:57,713 Come, try me! Come, try! COME! 1210 01:25:57,738 --> 01:26:00,338 Babe, it's OK. Let me help you. 1211 01:26:00,363 --> 01:26:02,689 - Huh? - Come on! 1212 01:26:02,714 --> 01:26:04,337 - You come over! - You first! 1213 01:26:04,362 --> 01:26:06,087 If you take just one step, I'll punch you! 1214 01:26:06,088 --> 01:26:09,213 - Like this? - You want to perm your hair again? 1215 01:26:09,238 --> 01:26:12,056 No, I need to waste time, or I'll get electrocuted again. 1216 01:26:12,081 --> 01:26:15,582 You hairstyle is hideous. Looks like a comic-book villian. 1217 01:26:15,807 --> 01:26:17,807 Who styled it? Nelson? 1218 01:26:17,832 --> 01:26:18,631 Nelson? 1219 01:26:18,656 --> 01:26:20,656 From Central. Lam Kwai Fong's Nelson. 1220 01:26:20,681 --> 01:26:21,880 Ah, Yes! Nelson! 1221 01:26:21,905 --> 01:26:24,105 I can tell from one look, cos it looks like noodles. 1222 01:26:24,130 --> 01:26:26,131 Screw you! You think yours looks good? Who did yours? 1223 01:26:26,155 --> 01:26:28,354 Roger from TST East. Don't you know him? 1224 01:26:28,379 --> 01:26:30,180 Oh, Roger. I know him! 1225 01:26:30,205 --> 01:26:32,404 Might as well get the best, since we are paying for it. 1226 01:26:32,429 --> 01:26:35,455 Look how nice my hair is. You think it's cheap? 1227 01:26:35,480 --> 01:26:38,679 Your hair's poking your eyes. Don't you feel uncomfortable? 1228 01:26:40,911 --> 01:26:43,211 - What's going on? - Yeah. 1229 01:26:44,135 --> 01:26:46,335 We had such a nice chat that I forgot to smack you! 1230 01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:47,860 You were lucky! 1231 01:26:47,885 --> 01:26:50,909 - I'll knock you down in the next round! - You'll be knocked down! 1232 01:26:53,234 --> 01:26:56,234 He let me talk him down! 1233 01:26:56,559 --> 01:26:59,384 You were lucky this time. Don't be happy yet. 1234 01:26:59,409 --> 01:27:02,109 You guys have a lot to talk about? 1235 01:27:02,634 --> 01:27:05,833 If this goes on, he'll discover your secret. 1236 01:27:06,759 --> 01:27:08,358 Soak them quickly. 1237 01:27:08,983 --> 01:27:10,582 Hold on! 1238 01:27:11,007 --> 01:27:12,508 I want to exchange buckets! 1239 01:27:12,533 --> 01:27:14,732 Why should we? Nah.... 1240 01:27:15,457 --> 01:27:17,256 Look over there! 1241 01:27:17,882 --> 01:27:20,081 Master Lau, you are my idol! 1242 01:27:20,730 --> 01:27:21,529 Ngou Pi! 1243 01:27:21,554 --> 01:27:23,180 - What now? - Do it! 1244 01:27:23,205 --> 01:27:24,204 Then what about me? 1245 01:27:24,229 --> 01:27:25,953 - You want them to die? - True. 1246 01:27:25,978 --> 01:27:28,478 But you need to carry on fighting! How to? 1247 01:27:28,504 --> 01:27:30,404 But they have hostages! 1248 01:27:30,429 --> 01:27:33,252 - Fine! - No, wait! I can't let him die, too! 1249 01:27:33,277 --> 01:27:35,279 But Ngou Pi's still in their hands. There's no choice! 1250 01:27:35,303 --> 01:27:36,727 - OK! - No way! 1251 01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:38,352 Still hesitating? 1252 01:27:39,678 --> 01:27:42,102 - Are you switching or not? - Yes! No! 1253 01:27:59,025 --> 01:28:00,726 How do I fight him? 1254 01:28:00,751 --> 01:28:03,694 He's still in a daze. Hit his vitals. You might have a chance. 1255 01:28:03,719 --> 01:28:06,119 - Show me no mercy! - OK... 1256 01:28:11,043 --> 01:28:13,844 I warn you: no smoking, drinking, chatting allowed in the ring! 1257 01:28:13,869 --> 01:28:14,869 Start! 1258 01:28:14,894 --> 01:28:16,293 Why so fast, now? 1259 01:28:16,318 --> 01:28:18,518 I don't want to waste time. Smack him! 1260 01:28:23,743 --> 01:28:24,943 I'll kill you! 1261 01:28:25,527 --> 01:28:27,726 Do it! Smack him! 1262 01:28:31,151 --> 01:28:35,351 Poke you! Poke you! Poke you.... 1263 01:28:39,776 --> 01:28:41,276 You dead yet? 1264 01:28:51,100 --> 01:28:53,299 Poor thing! 1265 01:29:01,223 --> 01:29:02,823 Babe, how are you? 1266 01:29:02,848 --> 01:29:04,048 Call a time out! 1267 01:29:04,073 --> 01:29:06,074 Time out! Time out! 1268 01:29:13,797 --> 01:29:15,697 I'm gonna split you into pieces! 1269 01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:40,719 Oh god, he's dead! 1270 01:29:57,720 --> 01:30:00,420 - He's not dead! - He has superpowers, remember? 1271 01:30:03,421 --> 01:30:06,521 Good! Smack him! Smack him! 1272 01:30:15,140 --> 01:30:16,739 Superman? 1273 01:30:27,108 --> 01:30:29,909 What? Come on! Come on! 1274 01:30:29,934 --> 01:30:32,133 Finish him! Finish him! 1275 01:30:32,158 --> 01:30:34,358 LIGHTNING FIST! 1276 01:30:45,082 --> 01:30:48,281 ALL BUDDHAS' APPEAR! 1277 01:30:52,506 --> 01:30:54,831 - Go down! - Excuse me! 1278 01:30:55,156 --> 01:30:57,956 Excellent! Smack him! Smack him! 1279 01:31:00,381 --> 01:31:01,980 It's a bird? 1280 01:31:02,005 --> 01:31:03,205 No! 1281 01:31:03,630 --> 01:31:05,129 It's a plane? 1282 01:31:06,855 --> 01:31:09,554 No! It's SUPERMAN! 1283 01:31:12,778 --> 01:31:15,978 Damn, it's a beggar! 1284 01:31:19,503 --> 01:31:21,804 I bet that he wins! 1285 01:31:22,628 --> 01:31:24,652 - Aunt! - Yun Kwan! 1286 01:31:25,053 --> 01:31:26,653 Good stuff! 1287 01:31:27,777 --> 01:31:28,977 Ching! 1288 01:31:32,301 --> 01:31:33,501 Mandy! 1289 01:31:33,526 --> 01:31:34,727 Ching! 1290 01:31:43,349 --> 01:31:45,251 Are you OK? 1291 01:31:45,275 --> 01:31:47,775 - I'm fine... - That's good! 1292 00:01:55,000 --> 00:02:03,000 {\an8}phim.fun 1293 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:07,000 {\an8}phim.fun 1294 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:07,000 {\an8}phim.fun 1295 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:07,000 {\an8}phim.fun 1296 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:07,000 {\an8}phim.fun 1297 01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:07,000 {\an8}phim.fun 1298 02:00:00,000 --> 02:00:07,000 {\an8}phim.fun 1299 02:20:00,000 --> 02:20:07,000 {\an8}phim.fun 1300 02:40:00,000 --> 02:40:07,000 {\an8}phim.fun 1301 03:00:00,000 --> 03:00:07,000 {\an8}phim.fun