1 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:10,134 Seven Two, this is Boom Boom. 2 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:12,553 Boom Boom, copy Seven Two. Go ahead. 3 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:15,723 Friendlies are south. Go ahead and egress left. 4 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:18,559 TOT-1 able, advised and ready for remarks. 5 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:21,770 Copy, Seven Two. I copy all. Ready for remarks. 6 00:01:03,354 --> 00:01:05,022 Oh, fuck! 7 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,070 Sir? What the fuck? 8 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:13,530 Jesus, Eric. I thought that Haji was killing you. 9 00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:19,536 I fucked his shit up good, didn't I? 10 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:22,664 You stuck him in a magazine. 11 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:26,752 Better luck next time, sir. 12 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:35,344 Damn, sir. Your hamster must have fell off its wheel. 13 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:50,192 All Hitman Two Victors, this is Hitman Two. 14 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:52,486 Continue digging in. We're holding here 15 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:54,863 while RCT One advances. Over. 16 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:07,376 RCT One is moving into Al Kut. 17 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:13,882 Yup. it's about time they carried their weight. 18 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,681 Kocher is on patrol in this zone. 19 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:24,393 Do not engage on your left beyond 11 o'clock. 20 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:29,148 Solid copy on all, Three Two. Godfather out. 21 00:02:35,738 --> 00:02:37,489 I'm taking him to a field interrogation. 22 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:44,079 It's all good. 23 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,081 He's your capture. 24 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:52,588 Shit, he'll probably fuck up the report. 25 00:02:55,049 --> 00:02:56,341 Mobile One One, 26 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,552 this is Boom Boom. You got wind 1-5 out of the north. 27 00:02:58,761 --> 00:03:01,221 Roger... 28 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,943 One One is egressing. 29 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,321 Roger. You're clear to egress to the south. 30 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:26,246 Sir, the officers are assembled. 31 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:27,956 Let's go right away. 32 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:40,135 As of 0915 hours 33 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:43,680 forward elements of Colonel Dowdy's regiment 34 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:47,100 seized the main bridge over the Tigris River in Al Kut. 35 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:50,771 As you know, I just returned from a meeting with General Mattis. 36 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:54,608 What you don't know is that shortly after Dowdy 37 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:56,735 led his regiment into Al Kut, 38 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,780 General Mattis relieved him of his command. 39 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:03,450 And, gentlemen, 40 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,953 Colonel Dowdy was also relieved 41 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:07,955 of the ammo for his sidearm. 42 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:14,378 Colonel Dowdy was a good man, 43 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:18,215 but he did not fully embrace 44 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:20,884 maneuver warfare. And lest we forget, 45 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,804 maneuver warfare 46 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:26,807 is America's warfare for the 21st century. 47 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:28,934 It is all about 48 00:04:29,143 --> 00:04:31,478 the violence of action. 49 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:34,481 With First Recon at the tip of the spear, 50 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:37,776 7,000 Marines have just completed 51 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:41,113 the Corps' longest march since the Barbary campaign 52 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:43,532 against Tripoli in 1803. 53 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:46,618 Actually, some of you are riding in the same Humvees they used. 54 00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:50,789 Through our use of maneuver, 55 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,667 we have tied down many times our number 56 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:55,544 of the enemy's force, 57 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:58,255 opening the door for the army 58 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,674 to invade the enemy capital from the west. 59 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:03,135 Sir, does this mean it's the end of our mission? 60 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:04,344 Unknown. 61 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,472 But the First Marine Division 62 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:10,517 is positioning itself on the outskirts of Baghdad 63 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,477 for the assault, and we will be there. 64 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:14,354 Rest assured, 65 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:17,357 Godfather will find a mission for this battalion. 66 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:21,236 But what I want to leave you with today is this: 67 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:24,865 Colonel Dowdy did succeed this morning. 68 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,994 He did lead his men into Al Kut. 69 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:35,250 But General Mattis has a long memory. 70 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:42,257 He did not forget that at critical moments 71 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,093 Dowdy hesitated to execute orders. 72 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:48,889 And, gentlemen, 73 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:51,516 Ferrando 74 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:54,269 has a long memory too. 75 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:12,037 Gunny, that stuff about the general's memory 76 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:15,082 and Dowdy being relieved, 77 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,834 was Godfather talking about us in there? 78 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,253 I believe he meant, sir, 79 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:23,173 that if you don't square away Nate Fick, 80 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,425 you'll be in his sights. 81 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:35,268 Gunny, the men get those new MREs? 82 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:37,521 They did. They're happy. 83 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,648 These are the new ones with milkshakes. 84 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:41,900 There's strawberry, chocolate and vanilla. 85 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:45,654 Didn't you get Hasser's report on shooting that civilian? 86 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:49,658 We've got to take care of this ass-covering bullshit. 87 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:52,369 It'll be good for Hasser too. 88 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:54,371 He does his duty, gets back to being a Marine. 89 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:56,206 Thanks, Mike. You're a fucking nag. 90 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,086 Hey, Walt. 91 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:02,963 Feel the love. 92 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:10,178 - Walt... baby... - Just leave me the fuck alone. 93 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:14,891 Finally, he speaks. 94 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:19,896 Ah! 95 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,190 I liked it better when we were starving. 96 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,485 Then I didn't have to see shit all over your face. 97 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,028 Want some? 98 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:32,617 Walt. 99 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,288 Finish your report and get it to me ASAP. 100 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:37,914 You did nothing wrong. 101 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,834 But we're gonna see if there's a better way to stop these cars. 102 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:43,587 Walt's got a great way, LT. 103 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:47,132 Shoot the driver, stop the car. 104 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:52,304 Trombley. 105 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,272 Sir, it's vital. 106 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,025 Hasser will write his way clear, 107 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:07,736 but we're fast becoming an army of occupation. 108 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:11,072 We can't just shoot these civilians like we're doing. 109 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:13,909 Marines aren't cops, Brad. We're an aggressive force. 110 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:17,913 That said, we'll see what we can do. 111 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:20,165 Hey, fuck it, Walt. 112 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:22,626 These Haji motherfuckers are trying to kill us. 113 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,670 I'm for lighting up every motherfucker that comes within 100 meters. 114 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:32,260 Damn, man. Didn't we kick their asses already? 115 00:08:36,098 --> 00:08:38,725 This is really interesting, Brad. 116 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,937 You know, lraqis don't really seem good at fighting. 117 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:45,232 But then they never really completely surrender either. 118 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,696 Put down that fucking milkshake and dig a fucking hole. 119 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,783 Why, so I can be more like the teacher's pet? 120 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:57,035 Yeah, that's exactly it. 121 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:58,703 You should be more like Trombley. 122 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:00,205 More like Trombley? 123 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:03,416 More like Trombley?! 124 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,337 - Whopper Jr. - Give me the hook. 125 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,840 Whopper Jr. Whopper Jr. 126 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:14,052 Whopper Jr. Whopper Jr. 127 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:17,764 Whopper Jr. Whopper Jr. 128 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:20,517 Go get some, whoo-hoo! 129 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,477 Walt. 130 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,983 Anybody find that extra pin from the gypsy rack? 131 00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:29,609 No, we still missing that? 132 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,403 That thing's gonna fucking fall off 133 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:33,321 and we're gonna lose all our water cans. 134 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,740 Maybe take an extra toe-strap and strap those down. 135 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,504 Brunmeier, drink the fucking water. 136 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:52,007 - How are they doing? - Ass-to-mouth disease. 137 00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:53,466 Half the guys got the shits. 138 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,719 - Both right now? - Yeah, take 'em. 139 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,805 It's a good thing this is over. 140 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,432 Fuck! 141 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,309 For us, anyway. 142 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,644 Manimal just dropped a case of grenades. 143 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:07,272 See? That's why we can't have nice things. 144 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,608 You wanted to see me, sir? 145 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:12,068 Nate, did you hear? 146 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,654 General Mattis shitcanned Colonel Dowdy. 147 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,449 He took the ammo from his sidearm, Lieutenant. 148 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,370 The Colonel wasn't a team player. 149 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,914 Godfather said we should all play on the team. 150 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:30,045 If it can happen to a full bird colonel, it can happen to anyone. 151 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:36,551 Nate, so you know, there will be no more questioning of my orders. 152 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:40,680 Respectfully, sir, I've only tried to interpret 153 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,974 your intent to the best of my ability. 154 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:47,520 Captain, sir. 155 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,606 Here comes the warrior on our team. 156 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,359 Outstanding work last night taking down that E.P.W. 157 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:54,027 Just doing my job. 158 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:56,071 Looks like he put up quite a fight. 159 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:59,699 A fight like that tells me that the company took in a high-value asset. 160 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,451 He did not want to surrender. 161 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,203 You have the after-action report? 162 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:04,663 Sergeant Kocher is bringing it. 163 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:09,250 While your platoon has been busy shooting civilians at roadblocks 164 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,378 Bravo Three was taking in live prisoners. 165 00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:13,505 I heard. Good work, Dave. 166 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,470 Man, I'm hungry. Anybody got any chow over there? 167 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,889 Yeah, I got some. What do you want? Humrat? 168 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,100 I'll take anything I can get at this point. 169 00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:28,061 Tell Victor Three to get on the road, we got C.A.O. checks. 170 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,649 This'll be handy if we write your platoon up for a commendation. 171 00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:37,237 Sergeant, your E.P.W. put up quite a struggle. 172 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:39,280 It's a good thing your C.O. was there. 173 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:44,077 - If you want to believe... - What was the reason for this meeting? 174 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:46,663 Right. 175 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,249 Battalion says we're moving on. 176 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:52,168 That's ASAP, Lieutenant. 177 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,632 Lieutenant, I was about to... 178 00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,802 Yeah, but no. Not the right time. 179 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:25,452 Trombley, why were they calling you Whopper Jr.? 180 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:27,162 They were calling me that? 181 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,461 Ray... 182 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,337 why were they calling him that? 183 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,051 Brad, we got foot-mobiles. 184 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,762 Hitman Two, this is Two One. 185 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:46,514 We've got a bunch of foot-mobiles at 11 o'clock. 186 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,768 Interrogative: do they have weapons? 187 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:52,353 - Hostile intent? - They got naked intent. 188 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:57,525 Be advised, there's a minivan pulling off the road. 189 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,236 Roger. Be vigilant. Over. 190 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,113 Trombley, range the Mark-19. 191 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,324 Bad guys could be in that van. 192 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,409 Stand by, Hitman Two. 193 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,912 Roger. Standing by. 194 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,373 Walt, watch your fucking sector. 195 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:19,589 Man, it looks like we caught these guys in the act, changing their uniforms. 196 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,342 Two Actual, we ought to halt the convoy here. 197 00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,052 Roger that, Two One. 198 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:34,521 - They say they were robbed. - Lying motherfuckers. 199 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,066 Tell us where you hid your uniforms. 200 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:40,068 Huh? Your documents. 201 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,782 They say they were robbed by the soldiers. 202 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:49,369 They stole their clothes and siphoned the gas from the car. 203 00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,079 Lieutenant Fick, sir! 204 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:52,956 Over here! 205 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,506 Hey, be careful of the one on the right! 206 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:03,299 He's got a horse cock like Manimal's. 207 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,968 You don't want to get that thing angry. 208 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:08,012 Sir, we have three Arab males... naked. 209 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,682 It appears they've been shot execution style. 210 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:13,560 HM2 Bryan investigating the cause of death has determined 211 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,771 all three have been killed with gunshot wounds to the back of the head. 212 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,231 Good work, Rudy. 213 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,983 Team Two at your service, sir. 214 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,068 Team leader of the year, Rudy Reyes. 215 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,736 This ain't our work. 216 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,406 Dudes are telling the truth. 217 00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:29,158 He says they are farmers. 218 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,743 One family of brothers. 219 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,495 I don't think he's lying. 220 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,789 Command Two, this is Two One Bravo. 221 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,000 I've got a motherfucking English-speaking Haji 222 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,085 in this minivan waving around his wifebeater. 223 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,546 Says they got jacked by some lraqi soldiers. 224 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,301 Shh! Americans, you win battle, 225 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:49,262 beat Saddam's army. Now his army beat us. 226 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:52,140 What you do? 227 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:53,516 Shh. 228 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,268 They rob us. What do you do? 229 00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,773 Listen, this is something you're gonna have to... 230 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,192 you have to take it up with the U.N. 231 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,986 Okay? 232 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:07,155 Just stay back from the road. 233 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,991 And you don't have to wave your t-shirts around anymore, all right? 234 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,164 Here. 235 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,543 Found a Haji helmet. 236 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,545 It fits good. 237 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,547 How do I look? 238 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,424 Like a target. 239 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,972 It's better than nothing. 240 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:40,688 What we did, running and gunning through those towns, 241 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,691 the good stuff and the bad was all part of the plan. 242 00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:49,614 Of all the Marines in the First Division, 243 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:53,159 the general selected us to be the instrument of long-range strategy. 244 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,411 We led the feint to Al Kut. 245 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,330 We tied down two lraqi divisions, 246 00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:00,792 saved untold numbers of US soldiers. 247 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,627 You should be proud. 248 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:05,296 Why didn't we go into Al Kut? 249 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,049 Gabe, the general's plan wasn't about taking the city. 250 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:11,010 It was about making the lraqis think we were gonna take it. 251 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,974 To be clear, the commander's intent was never to take it. 252 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,809 The focus has always been Baghdad. 253 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,769 This sucks, man. 254 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,938 We did all this shit because we took a wrong turn? 255 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,564 Gabe, that's not what I'm saying. 256 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,108 You got something better to do? 257 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,443 What the fuck is in your hand? 258 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,696 It's my new helmet, sir. 259 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,410 It's Haji gear I painted Marine camo. 260 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:38,579 I lost my Kevlar in the run to the airfield, remember? 261 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:41,791 Sergeant Major Sixta made me ditch the bike helmet. 262 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,086 Brad? 263 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:48,047 How's your team's combat effectiveness? 264 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,633 Well, we got Person's allergies, 265 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,802 but none of my team has got the shits. 266 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,639 Leon and Lilley both have it, but they're still doing their job, sir. 267 00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,268 Team Two is out. Three is almost as bad. 268 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:05,148 Looks like we'll be nursing this platoon all the way into Baghdad. 269 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,984 My money is we won't be in the assault to Baghdad. 270 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,485 Mm-hmm. 271 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,071 You don't use Humvees to attack an urban center. 272 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:16,242 You don't use Humvees to strong point a city either, but we did. 273 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,161 Maybe they'll hook us up, sir, 274 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:21,080 let us guard some of Saddam's money in one of those palaces. 275 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,583 I don't know. 276 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:27,420 I just hope we get to fuck up some more shit before the war ends. 277 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:30,465 - Yeah. - They need to send us to Baghdad. 278 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,859 Reyes, how many guys are sick on your team? 279 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,944 I have three men down, warrior healer. 280 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,946 That makes 14 on the platoon. 281 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:57,450 Are you throwing up? Wake up, Budweiser. 282 00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,327 Hey, Brunmeier, come on. 283 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:00,787 Wake the fuck up. 284 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,289 I got the shits, Doc. I can't. 285 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,333 Drink some water, you fucking asshole. 286 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,835 What's this about a T-72 tank on this side of the perimeter? 287 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,129 - It's blown. We had optics on it. - Reyes. 288 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,507 Aye, Gunnery Sergeant. 289 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,676 What kind of piss-poor team leader are you, 290 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,678 not checking out an enemy tank on your perimeter? 291 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,305 Roger that, Gunny. 292 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,974 Being I'm the only man on my team not down with the shits, 293 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,143 I will take out a patrol. 294 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,937 No, you put the hammer to your team. 295 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:29,065 Like Godfather says, malingering spreads like a yeast infection 296 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,318 - unless you nip it in the bud. - These men can't walk. 297 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,487 Has our lieutenant approved this order? 298 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,239 He has. 299 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,950 If the men are ill then you should go with them, Corpsman. 300 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,037 I love this guy. 301 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,916 And you'd better watch it, Doc. 302 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,836 Team Three will take it. 303 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,712 Your men are sicker. 304 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,081 It doesn't even have a turret. 305 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,375 Fucking cocksucker sends us into a fucking swamp 306 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,878 to check this weak shit out. 307 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,046 What the hell was that? 308 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,386 I shit my pants. 309 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,057 How are you showing yourself as team leader tonight? 310 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,144 Tonight? 311 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,062 - Rudy. - Yes, sir. 312 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,898 Where the hell is Lovell's team? 313 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,984 They're out there. They're inspecting the T-72. 314 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,986 A tank? Where? 315 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,239 In the swamp. The blown-out one. 316 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,825 Gunnery Sergeant Griego, he informed us that you... 317 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,952 They're covering your ass, Nate. 318 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,957 What the fuck is going on here? 319 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,336 How would it look if that tank was operational? 320 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,630 Well, I'll tell you what it looks like right now. 321 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:18,090 It resembles an incompetent moron 322 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,761 climbing up the asshole of his commander by inventing a bullshit mission. 323 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:25,264 Did you seek my authority before tasking my platoon with this? 324 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,726 I did. I woke you 40 Mikes ago to affirm the order. 325 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,853 You woke me? 326 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,105 I hadn't been to sleep in 36 hours. 327 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,566 I have no recollection whatsoever of you waking... 328 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,740 I thought I was dreaming. 329 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,625 Get the fuck out of here. 330 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:56,045 And do not ever again mess with my platoon. 331 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:05,137 I was just trying to cover you. 332 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:09,183 You know you're suspect with battalion. 333 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,645 Fuck that. 334 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:15,523 You can fuck with me all you want but do not, 335 00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:18,401 I repeat, do not fuck with my men. 336 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,572 I'm putting it down, Gunny. 337 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:26,909 You picking it up? 338 00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:53,811 Hey, Stiney, that's my front yard you just puked on there. 339 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,730 Sorry. 340 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,582 Clumps of them in 10s and 20s. 341 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,794 They're coming from as far as I can see. 342 00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:32,224 Quite a party you got going, Damon. 343 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,477 They started showing up at 0 dark 30. 344 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,360 The plan is for my platoon to escort these folks 345 00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:44,195 through our lines to the southern checkpoint. 346 00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:46,822 Need you to let them through in blocks of 40. 347 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,991 Sir, if I may ask, 348 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,951 why not send them back to Al Kut? 349 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:52,536 The fighting is over there. 350 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,205 These people aren't from Al Kut. 351 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:56,040 They say they're from Baghdad. 352 00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:00,336 They walked over 100 miles? 353 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,298 Look, we don't know who anyone is. 354 00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:07,301 Could be a suicide bomber among us, so stay frosty. 355 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,762 Keep your vehicles at a walking pace... 356 00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:12,264 and this is important... keep a good distance from these people. 357 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:13,974 - Roger. - Mm-hmm. 358 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,818 White boys on my team celebrating the end of our war, sir. 359 00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:30,241 35, 40 at a clip. 360 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:32,910 - Keep the families together. - Roger. 361 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,163 Smith, bring them through in groups of 35. 362 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:38,207 Keep the families together. 363 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,626 Slow walk them. Stay hard. 364 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,629 Slow walk them. Slow walking them. 365 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,215 This is Hitman Actual. Keep your eyes open. 366 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,676 Watch their hands. Some of them might be armed. 367 00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:51,262 Hey, kid, nice jacket. 368 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:56,142 Espera. Espera! 369 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:58,310 Take this group. 370 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,271 - Salaam alaikum. - Salaam alaikum. 371 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,815 Salaam alaikum. 372 00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:04,733 Huh-uh. 373 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:07,111 Keep your fucking distance from them. 374 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,488 Lilley, why don't you take up the rear? 375 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,782 Garza, come up here to the front. 376 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,617 All right? Let's roll. 377 00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,327 Bravo, this is Two Two. 378 00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:17,580 Don't point your weapons at these people, 379 00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:19,457 but keep your guns up. 380 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,342 Hitman Two Thee, this is Hitman Two Two. Roger. Copy that. 381 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,887 All right, we've got the left side on this one. 382 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:48,235 Two Two, keep an eye on that group coming past your Humvee. 383 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:50,029 Where's my Trombley? 384 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,367 Get these people some water. 385 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:57,578 Not the ass water. Get the bottled. 386 00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:03,626 Two Two, keep that group tight. 387 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,419 Keep a good pace. 388 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,297 Carry that, miss? I got it. 389 00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:17,890 Yo, break out some MREs. 390 00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:21,227 Like my nigga Tupac said, "These hard times, man." 391 00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:23,938 - Yeah. - Make me wanna holler. 392 00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:25,523 Word. 393 00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:27,274 - What are these? - Sure. 394 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:29,443 - Water! Water! - Pass them around. 395 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:32,613 - Water! - Water water, me me! 396 00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:40,579 Keep moving. 397 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,164 Easy easy easy. 398 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,416 Thank you, soldier. 399 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:47,253 Thank you for letting me pass on my own road in my own country. 400 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:50,005 - Excuse me, ma'am? - Why are you Americans here? 401 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,757 We want to help you, ma'am. 402 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,592 You know, I come from Baghdad. 403 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:55,844 It is a beautiful city and you are bombing it. 404 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,638 This is to make my life better? 405 00:25:57,847 --> 00:25:59,807 Damn it, Brad, we don't have to take this kind of guff. 406 00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:01,850 We're liberating these ungrateful bitches. 407 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,019 You know, this is a very beautiful country. 408 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,813 And our president is very stupid. 409 00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:08,649 Maybe you are here for liberation, I don't know. 410 00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:11,443 But because of oil, it feel like war of aggression. 411 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,779 Ma'am, I think you got a really good point. 412 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:17,116 No, I really do. Really. 413 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,620 So much for death before dishonor. 414 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,164 Damn, Devil Dog, for a piece of ass like that 415 00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,458 I'd sell your sister to Uday and Qusay. 416 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,752 Hitman Two Three, this is Hitman Two. 417 00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:31,255 - Go on. Go. - Watch out for that Haji on your left. 418 00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:33,299 He looks a little suspicious. 419 00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:34,925 Take this food. 420 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:36,635 We're... 421 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,470 Well, don't give that thing to me. 422 00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:42,224 Yeah, I understand. Ma'am, I understand. 423 00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:56,280 Here you go. 424 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,951 Are you happy now? 425 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:03,996 Man, like this I grow up. 426 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,711 Come on. 427 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,007 Here you go. 428 00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:17,176 It's okay. 429 00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:19,219 Mikey, give us a hand. 430 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:21,805 It's okay. Come on. 431 00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:26,018 Oh, I got you. I got you. 432 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:29,396 - Here we go. - Whoa, easy easy easy. 433 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,567 In you go. That's enough. 434 00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:39,657 No more. Truck's full. 435 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:42,576 All right, now. 436 00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:45,204 We just turned this combat team into a hayride. 437 00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:47,498 Thanks. Obrigado. 438 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,218 Got to keep them cool. 439 00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:04,640 Doesn't matter what we do here. Quarter of the babies are going to die. 440 00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:11,563 Shh shh shh. 441 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,774 - You all right, Nathan? - Yeah, Gunny. 442 00:28:13,983 --> 00:28:16,151 I'm good. 443 00:28:17,612 --> 00:28:19,488 We're helping people. 444 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:25,661 This humanitarian stuff, 445 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:29,206 we get lost in it, we're not combat effective. 446 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,667 This is our future here. 447 00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:33,669 Lieutenant, sir! 448 00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:35,421 Godfather's on the radio for you. 449 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:37,423 Battalion wants us Oscar Mike. 450 00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:47,474 Yeah, man. I know, thanks. 451 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:53,647 Don't Bravo it. Use the smoke first. 452 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:02,990 - What the fuck? - Shit! 453 00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:05,409 His fucking head exploded! 454 00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:07,161 - Fuck. - Guaranteed he ain't getting up. 455 00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:09,455 At least we gave him a Happy Meal before he died. 456 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:13,041 No wait, check that. Before we hit him in the head with a fucking 40 Mike-Mike. 457 00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:28,098 God damn! 458 00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:30,809 How the fuck the Hajis kill an M1A1? 459 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:34,146 Not a mobility kill. Both tracks look okay. 460 00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:36,148 Think the Marines in there got out? 461 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:38,358 If not, they died fighting a legit enemy. 462 00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:41,445 Jesus, dude. That was First Marines. 463 00:29:41,654 --> 00:29:44,281 They've got to be from Oceanside. 464 00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:48,410 Hitman Two One, this is Hitman Two. 465 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,913 The ECP for the division camp is at grid 466 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:55,042 Papa Quebec 278394. Over. 467 00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:57,002 Roger. I copy. 468 00:29:57,212 --> 00:30:00,214 Grid Papa Quebec 278394. Over. 469 00:30:01,841 --> 00:30:04,218 Affirm. Hitman Two out. 470 00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:07,095 Hey, those are dogs we ought to shoot. 471 00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:10,390 If I felt we could spare the ammo I'd give you the order. 472 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,559 Oh, fuck, man. 473 00:30:16,731 --> 00:30:18,273 Do not run that over, Ray. 474 00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:25,239 Jesus. 475 00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:27,282 You just can't fucking win. 476 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:36,583 Man, they're prepping Baghdad hard. 477 00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:38,961 And we're in a fucking POG camp. 478 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:41,046 It's over for us. 479 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:43,924 We won't be part of the show in Baghdad. 480 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:47,803 Yup. 481 00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:51,807 This wasn't what we trained for. 482 00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:59,773 I just wanted to get one real recon mission in this war. 483 00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,568 You know? 484 00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:06,071 Putting us in these 485 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,448 is an affront to my warrior spirit. 486 00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:11,869 I'm a hunter, 487 00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:14,413 not a fucking truck driver 488 00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:16,206 corralling gun platforms. 489 00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:21,920 Brad, we were the fucking first boots on the ground 490 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,339 in the American invasion of Mesopotamia. 491 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:27,801 And you got your men out alive. 492 00:31:30,471 --> 00:31:32,723 Might be sad about not getting your mission 493 00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:35,434 but for me, 494 00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:38,353 I got to tell you, I'm glad this is over. 495 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,819 One other thing, no more cat holes. 496 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,156 This fucking POG camp we're in 497 00:31:49,365 --> 00:31:51,700 has a legit slit-trench latrine. 498 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,952 Really. 499 00:31:57,790 --> 00:31:59,875 That's my recon mission then. 500 00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:09,092 Hitman... Hitman Two Three, 501 00:32:09,302 --> 00:32:12,095 this is Hitman Two Two. Um... 502 00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:13,847 over. 503 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,891 Hey. 504 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:19,186 Manimal, you're not allowed to touch the handset again. 505 00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:20,771 Hey. 506 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:23,148 I put my babies down. 507 00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:25,400 Think I'm gonna get some shut-eye. 508 00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:31,031 I want you to know you've done good, Tony. 509 00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:37,537 You earned a lot of reputation in the recon community as my A.T.L. 510 00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:43,627 You've always had my six. 511 00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:49,883 I just want you to know I really appreciate that. 512 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:56,640 And it's been... 513 00:32:56,849 --> 00:33:00,602 Do you realize the shit that we've done here, 514 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,729 the people we've killed? 515 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:06,525 Back in the civilian world, dawg, 516 00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:09,987 if we did this, 517 00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:12,072 we would go to prison. 518 00:33:19,288 --> 00:33:21,331 Poke, you're thinking like a Mexican again. 519 00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:24,918 Think like a white man. 520 00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:29,089 Over there, they'll be laying on the medals for what we did. 521 00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:38,473 What's with you, dawg? 522 00:33:40,226 --> 00:33:42,561 I'm tweaking, bro. 523 00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:45,981 Don't feel right unless I'm strapped. 524 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:48,025 I'm gonna go pull guard duty. 525 00:34:04,959 --> 00:34:06,293 Sir. 526 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:13,091 Sergeant, they're speaking pretty highly of First Recon 527 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:15,177 at division headquarters. 528 00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:18,096 The general thinks we're slaying dragons. 529 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:19,848 I'm pleased to hear that, sir. 530 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,683 But between you and me, 531 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,102 it's bullshit. 532 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:26,521 You men need another mission. 533 00:34:30,818 --> 00:34:33,820 Tanks are gonna lead the way into Baghdad, 534 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:35,989 but we want to get in the game too. 535 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:38,492 Yes, sir. 536 00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:40,994 Be advised, Brad: 537 00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:44,748 Stay frosty. 538 00:34:57,887 --> 00:35:00,555 I got her right in front of me! Whoa whoa! 539 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,815 Titties! Show me them titties! 540 00:35:10,024 --> 00:35:12,317 Come on, baby! I got 15 large! 541 00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:14,486 Just give me one ass cheek! 542 00:35:14,695 --> 00:35:17,489 - That is one liberated bitch. - I'm gonna hit that shit. 543 00:35:17,698 --> 00:35:19,116 You must be wearing your desert goggles. 544 00:35:19,325 --> 00:35:20,909 That ain't nothing but a piece of nappy-haired 545 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,577 - Whiskey Tango. - He's right, man. 546 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,579 You ain't hittin' shit. WM like that? 547 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,998 Nah, she be wearing Kevlar panties nailed on top 548 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,167 of a concertina-wire bush. 549 00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,336 Yeah, well, I'm gonna do a recon there. 550 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:33,505 I'm gonna make a path for all you motherfuckers. 551 00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:38,426 Shit, man, can you imagine the stank on that cunt? 552 00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:41,555 That is exactly where I'm going! 553 00:35:41,764 --> 00:35:43,515 Yes, sir, I'm gonna go down on her 554 00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:46,101 like she got all of Saddam's WMDs 555 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,769 just buried right between her legs. 556 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,521 - Ahhh! - You better dig deep. 557 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:51,356 Oh, yeah, baby! 558 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:53,525 Get in there, Jacks. Give it a little tap! 559 00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:55,402 Pat it, pat it! Ha ha! 560 00:35:57,238 --> 00:35:59,948 It's not that bad over here. Don't kill yourself like that. 561 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,200 Shit, go get it, baby. Get some for old JC. 562 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:03,577 - Get some! - Oh, shit. 563 00:36:03,786 --> 00:36:05,495 Oh, shit, smash! 564 00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:08,290 Belays that, Devil Dog! 565 00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:10,292 You's a squealin' 566 00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:13,545 like a bunch of butt-fucked Vassar bitches! 567 00:36:15,089 --> 00:36:16,756 Unfuck yourselves 568 00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:19,467 or we gonna suffer the spectacle of a WM 569 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:22,387 with a bunch of horny Devil Dogs trailin' her stern. 570 00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,306 Get yourselves squared up here. 571 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:28,226 Corporal, 572 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:31,396 you're inappropriatin' your chemical filtration device 573 00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:34,191 by attemptin' fornication wit' it. 574 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,735 Jesus, do I have to tell you not to desecrate your mask 575 00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:38,904 with perversions? 576 00:36:39,113 --> 00:36:41,239 Where the fuck are your helmets? 577 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:42,991 Fuckin' Sixta. 578 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,785 No sooner do we stop getting shot at, 579 00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,996 the motherfucker is out here lifing us 580 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,832 in his illiterate fucking retardese. 581 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,960 People think they have the authority to kill the minority, man. 582 00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:57,380 Fuck the police. 583 00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:59,174 Holy shit! 584 00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:00,926 What the fuck? 585 00:37:01,135 --> 00:37:03,970 - What the fuck? - Get some! 586 00:37:05,681 --> 00:37:07,474 Fuckin' Brad. 587 00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:08,934 Hmm. 588 00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:12,896 Yeah! Hell, yeah. 589 00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:16,107 It don't get no better than that. 590 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:18,693 All stations, be advised: 591 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:21,446 Sergeant Colbert is wings level. 592 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:23,490 Can somebody clear him hot? 593 00:37:27,286 --> 00:37:30,497 What, did you give him some "Rolling Stone" drugs or something? 594 00:37:30,706 --> 00:37:32,123 No. 595 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,042 What the fuck did you do to him? 596 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,795 Just asked him what he would be if he wasn't a Marine. 597 00:37:37,004 --> 00:37:39,714 Oh my God, he wants to be a ballerina? 598 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:42,342 That's my fuckin' dream. 599 00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:44,970 Whoooo! 600 00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:48,181 What the fuck? 601 00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:55,021 You fucking rock. 602 00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,818 Better now. 603 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:04,531 Ray, I want you to gather the team. 604 00:38:10,871 --> 00:38:11,871 All right. 605 00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:18,169 Drop your pots, gents. 606 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:20,463 Sergeant Colbert's giving you a pass. 607 00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:31,308 There's something I've been keeping from you. 608 00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:34,561 I wasn't sure we were gonna live to share this moment. 609 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,732 Fuck yeah! 610 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,945 Chef Boyardee... the master! 611 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,281 - To celebrate. - Here, hurry up! 612 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,116 Trombley, get a fire going. 613 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:51,077 Walt, here. 614 00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:55,040 You deceiving, conniving, Hebrew motherfucker. 615 00:38:55,249 --> 00:38:58,918 How were you gonna keep this from your dearest pal Ray-Ray? 616 00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:01,546 I got one more secret to share. 617 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:07,510 "Juggs"! 618 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:09,220 No no no no no! Wait wait wait! Not yet. 619 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:11,473 I need some... l need some time with this alone. 620 00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:13,558 - Come on, just give me one. - Just calm down. 621 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,935 You'll get your sloppy seconds with Jasmine. 622 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:19,022 - Ray, you gotta share it with Trombley. - What? 623 00:39:19,231 --> 00:39:21,107 - He'll kill her! - Eat, fuck, kill... 624 00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:23,151 - all the same, right? - Yeah! 625 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,070 All the same if you're a fucking psycho. 626 00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:28,656 Brad, I'm telling you, I fear for Jasmine. 627 00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:31,076 Speaking of which, one of you guys 628 00:39:31,285 --> 00:39:33,119 still has my girlfriend's picture. 629 00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:36,456 Dude, I hate to tell you this, 630 00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:38,625 but your girlfriend's kind of a whore. 631 00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:39,876 What? 632 00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:41,419 Yeah, last time I saw her, 633 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:43,088 she was doing all of H&S Company. 634 00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:44,589 She doesn't deserve you, man. 635 00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:45,799 No. 636 00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:48,760 Brah, civilian food gives me the munchies! Mmm. 637 00:39:48,969 --> 00:39:50,887 - Lilley. - Thanks, Brad. 638 00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:55,475 Beefaroni? 639 00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:57,310 What's your problem? 640 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,604 Last time the white man gave my people something, 641 00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:01,773 it was blankets laced with typhoid. 642 00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:05,402 Poke, can't we all just get along? 643 00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:11,449 Hey, Whopper Jr., you got any Tabasco to go with this? 644 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:13,451 Okay, there it is. 645 00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:15,829 You did just call him Whopper Jr. 646 00:40:16,038 --> 00:40:17,831 Now what the hell is that about? 647 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:22,293 We call our man Whopper Jr. because they're sold at Burger King. 648 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:24,629 Burger King? 649 00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:26,297 - Right? - B.K. 650 00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:29,384 "Baby killer." Trombley's our little Whopper Jr. 651 00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:31,511 ever since he shot those shepherds. 652 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:37,016 Damn, Brad, what else you got hidden in the Humvee? 653 00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:38,768 A fat chick? 654 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,647 Shoot some civilians, you get a reputation. 655 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:44,107 Right? 656 00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:48,987 Walt. 657 00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:52,574 Walt, he didn't mean that. 658 00:40:58,205 --> 00:41:00,832 - Walt. - You're a fuckin' messed-up hick. 659 00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:03,042 You can't even eat ravioli. 660 00:41:03,252 --> 00:41:04,502 I'm eating ravioli. 661 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:07,672 Look at him! 662 00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:09,841 Whoo. 663 00:41:10,050 --> 00:41:11,718 Gents, the final battle 664 00:41:11,927 --> 00:41:14,179 against Saddam's military began this morning 665 00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:16,723 when RCT Five crossed the Diyala River. 666 00:41:16,932 --> 00:41:18,892 The final assault of Baghdad is underway. 667 00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:22,145 Now, 668 00:41:22,354 --> 00:41:24,314 some of you may have surmised 669 00:41:24,523 --> 00:41:27,233 that this is not a game for Marines in open Humvees, 670 00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:29,444 that while this great battle is being fought, 671 00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:31,738 you'd be sitting in a field holding your dicks. 672 00:41:33,782 --> 00:41:36,075 Or if you're in H&S Company, holding our dicks. 673 00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:41,539 This is a problem that's been gnawing at Godfather 674 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:43,875 since Al Kut. 675 00:41:44,084 --> 00:41:46,377 And the solution was right in front of me the whole time. 676 00:41:50,090 --> 00:41:52,967 Gentlemen, the northern flank. 677 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:57,388 Above Baghdad, we assume a significant 678 00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:59,516 Republican Guard presence, 679 00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:01,559 especially since it's this region 680 00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:03,770 that's the home to the Sunnis and Ba'athists. 681 00:42:03,979 --> 00:42:06,272 Now it turns out this had been weighing on the CG's mind 682 00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:08,441 when I went to meet with him last night. 683 00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:12,320 Chaos has committed all three regiments 684 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:15,573 to the assault from the east here. 685 00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:18,368 There's a town called Baqubah 686 00:42:18,577 --> 00:42:21,120 about 50 kliks north of the city 687 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:24,499 where an lraqi mechanized Republican Guard division 688 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:26,751 is unaccounted for. 689 00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:30,088 Okay? Now this leaves Chaos' northern flank 690 00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:32,632 as tender as the virgin's thigh. 691 00:42:32,841 --> 00:42:35,760 Until I met with him, 692 00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:39,764 the CG thought his only option was to peel off a mechanized battalion. 693 00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:41,766 As a good officer should, 694 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:44,519 I gave him another option. 695 00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:47,605 Gentlemen, we are going to Baqubah. 696 00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:50,775 Expect morning orders within 30 Mikes. 697 00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:53,361 Sir, there's a situation. 698 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:56,281 Despite our best efforts, they came up on our comms this morning. 699 00:42:56,490 --> 00:42:57,740 They know where we are 700 00:42:57,950 --> 00:43:00,243 and they're less than two kliks from our perimeter. 701 00:43:03,038 --> 00:43:05,582 Sir, we could give them a tangential mission, 702 00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:07,292 maybe task them with guarding H&S? 703 00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:10,169 Major, Major, we can't unfuck this one. 704 00:43:10,379 --> 00:43:12,922 Gentlemen, one other thing: 705 00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:16,676 Delta Company will be with us. 706 00:43:19,555 --> 00:43:21,306 The reservists have arrived. 707 00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:25,059 All right, that's it. 708 00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:29,856 Fuck. Delta. 709 00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:37,405 What's the location of the checkpoint? 710 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,033 Just follow my motherfucking truck. 711 00:43:40,242 --> 00:43:42,160 Hey, T., what's the date today? 712 00:43:42,369 --> 00:43:44,495 Copy that, Two Two. Solid copy. 713 00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:53,630 Yo, Dirty, pass me a donkey dick. 714 00:43:53,839 --> 00:43:55,048 Radiator? 715 00:43:55,257 --> 00:43:56,924 Yeah, wait one, Ray. 716 00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:00,637 What the fuck are you doing? 717 00:44:00,846 --> 00:44:02,513 Writing in my journal. 718 00:44:02,723 --> 00:44:04,724 About all this shit? 719 00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:08,186 What, about how you're single-handedly winning this war? 720 00:44:08,395 --> 00:44:10,855 That's the type of shit that Cody puts in his little diary. 721 00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:13,107 Look, if they say we fought valiantly here, 722 00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:14,942 I want 'em to know we fought retarded. 723 00:44:15,152 --> 00:44:18,363 Yeah, 'cause going into towns, storming an airfield 724 00:44:18,572 --> 00:44:20,406 - with no observation... - Come on, Ray. 725 00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:22,533 I work for Captain America. You got Fick at least. 726 00:44:22,743 --> 00:44:25,370 I've been telling you, Eric, it don't have to be that way. 727 00:44:25,579 --> 00:44:28,373 One bullet in the head, our whole platoon is squared away. 728 00:44:28,582 --> 00:44:31,501 Stow that fuckin' shit. You had your chances like everybody else 729 00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:33,586 and you haven't done it, so fuck you, man. 730 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,468 Here comes dumb-ass. 731 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,595 Well, guys, it's been groovy. 732 00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:46,224 Good work, men. 733 00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:47,767 Yes, sir. 734 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:53,523 Good. Good work. 735 00:45:04,451 --> 00:45:07,912 Each man sees things differently in combat. 736 00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:10,373 Right now at any time, we could die. 737 00:45:10,582 --> 00:45:12,917 It's almost enough to make you lose your sanity. 738 00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:15,753 To remain calm and stay in a place where you think you will die, 739 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:17,505 that too is the definition of insane. 740 00:45:23,637 --> 00:45:25,888 Nate, you have to become insane 741 00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:28,224 to survive in combat. 742 00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:35,481 Yeah. 743 00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:41,487 This is how it comes down to us. 744 00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:43,489 We're on point for the battalion, 745 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:45,992 but first we're linking up with War Pig. 746 00:45:46,201 --> 00:45:48,453 Great, we're gonna be rolling with some real ass... 747 00:45:48,662 --> 00:45:50,705 - the fuckin' LAVs. - Good news-bad news, Ray. 748 00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:54,375 They're giving us the LAVs but that's because we're going north of Baghdad, 749 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,961 where all Saddam's people are from. 750 00:45:57,171 --> 00:46:00,631 And they don't love us up there like they do down south. 751 00:46:00,841 --> 00:46:03,050 - So fuck 'em where they live. - Damn right. 752 00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:06,888 We'll be surrounded by friendlies until here... the magic line. 753 00:46:08,223 --> 00:46:10,433 No American unit has gone past this line. 754 00:46:10,642 --> 00:46:14,312 A couple tried yesterday and got ambushed. 755 00:46:14,521 --> 00:46:18,524 This is bad-guy country. 756 00:46:22,529 --> 00:46:25,865 All right, gents, we got 30 Mikes. 757 00:46:26,074 --> 00:46:27,450 Somebody's got to win this. 758 00:46:27,659 --> 00:46:30,661 What the fuck are you all moto about? 759 00:46:30,871 --> 00:46:33,206 Jumpin' Jehoshaphat. 760 00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:35,750 Are we that desperate for cannon fodder 761 00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:38,211 that they're clearing out the sick, the lame, the crazy? 762 00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:40,171 Look at you boys, huh? 763 00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:41,839 What's up with these guys? 764 00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:44,509 - What's up, dawg? - Look at these guys. 765 00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:48,679 How the fuck did you find us? 766 00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:51,265 I came up with Delta. 767 00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:53,476 Shit, the fuckin' reservists, dude? 768 00:46:53,685 --> 00:46:55,269 Brad, you're not gonna believe it. 769 00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:57,563 It has been madness since day one. 770 00:46:57,773 --> 00:47:00,566 What happened to your cushy liaison gig at Al Jabar? 771 00:47:00,776 --> 00:47:03,194 Yeah, rockin' the fucking side pipe with them Air Force hotties. 772 00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:05,196 Fuck that, I ain't had a war since Somalia... 773 00:47:05,405 --> 00:47:08,074 I had to get some. But I seriously would not have jumped ship 774 00:47:08,283 --> 00:47:10,076 if it meant rolling with Delta. 775 00:47:10,285 --> 00:47:12,161 What? Cluster-fuck? 776 00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:16,207 They're off the hook. Dude, they don't got any gear or food. 777 00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:18,626 They were pulling escort duty just to eat. 778 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:21,087 And then they got to rollin' into these hamlets 779 00:47:21,296 --> 00:47:24,382 and doing these shows of force... you know, cowboy shit for fun. 780 00:47:24,591 --> 00:47:26,342 Like this one time, I swear to God, 781 00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:29,595 they thought it'd be funny to give these little kids, like, porn mags... 782 00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:32,223 like "Hustler"s and "Maxim"s and shit, 783 00:47:32,432 --> 00:47:34,725 show the little Hajis what we're fighting for. 784 00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:36,769 This old lraqi comes storming out, 785 00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:39,021 starts screaming at our interpreter 786 00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:41,065 about how we're fucking up their morals 787 00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:42,733 or some dumb shit, right? 788 00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:45,653 And he's super fucking pissed. The old man's got an RPG. 789 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:48,447 - What? - Delta fuckin' freaks. 790 00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:50,408 They lobbed like 26 Mark-19 rounds. 791 00:47:50,617 --> 00:47:52,410 They fuck up the whole hamlet. 792 00:47:52,619 --> 00:47:54,120 - Fuck. - Bull-fucking-shit. 793 00:47:54,329 --> 00:47:56,080 Ollie North filmed the whole fucking thing. 794 00:47:56,290 --> 00:47:57,748 - What? - The Oliver North? 795 00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:01,294 Oliver fuckin' North was standing there with a camera crew from Fox 796 00:48:01,503 --> 00:48:04,922 filming the whole fuckin' thing like it was the turning point in the war. 797 00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:07,550 These Delta fucks are like LAPD cops 798 00:48:07,759 --> 00:48:10,761 and DEA agents and fucking air marshals. 799 00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:11,971 You know what I mean? 800 00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:14,432 And they're led by this Napoleon douche 801 00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:16,934 who is like a corporal or some shit 802 00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:19,645 in the Albuquerque PD. I swear to God, 803 00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:22,899 this motherfucker has got cattle horns 804 00:48:23,108 --> 00:48:24,025 on his Humvee. 805 00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:25,902 This is so colossally retarded, 806 00:48:26,111 --> 00:48:27,778 I can't even say anything about it. 807 00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:29,447 Godfather knows. 808 00:48:29,656 --> 00:48:32,491 He's been ducking us on the comms for the past couple weeks. 809 00:48:32,701 --> 00:48:34,285 But they're here now, Brad, 810 00:48:34,494 --> 00:48:36,078 and they're rolling with you. 811 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:38,915 No fuckin' way. 812 00:48:39,124 --> 00:48:40,791 We're working with reservists? 813 00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,668 That's some bullshit. 814 00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:46,923 Look at this motherfucker. 815 00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:52,053 Check it out. If I'm lying, I'm dying. 816 00:48:53,555 --> 00:48:55,848 Oh, that's a real Marine. 817 00:48:57,684 --> 00:48:59,310 Fick! 818 00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:07,068 We're out of our MOPPs. Right now. 819 00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:08,694 Yes, sir. 820 00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:11,155 You can actually see it rolling downhill. 821 00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:13,157 Yep, here it comes. 822 00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:15,660 Change in SOP. 823 00:49:15,869 --> 00:49:18,287 Out of our MOPP suits. You have five Mikes to get right, 824 00:49:18,497 --> 00:49:20,164 then we're Red-Con One. 825 00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:23,125 - We're back in cammies! - So fresh and so clean. 826 00:49:25,754 --> 00:49:27,672 Oh, fuck, I don't have bootstraps. 827 00:49:27,881 --> 00:49:30,383 Hey, my balls smell like Jacks' mouth. 828 00:49:30,592 --> 00:49:33,094 How do you know what his mouth smells like? 829 00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:35,179 'Cause my balls were in it. 830 00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:37,682 What the fuck do they do over there, man? 831 00:49:37,891 --> 00:49:41,435 No, really, if we're not in our MOPP suits, 832 00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:44,355 that means there's no WMDs. 833 00:49:44,564 --> 00:49:46,148 If there's no WMDs, 834 00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:48,484 then why are we here in the first place? 835 00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:50,861 I knew you were a fucking gay-ass liberal. 836 00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:54,031 You tried to pretend by invading Iraq with us, but I knew. 837 00:49:54,241 --> 00:49:57,702 I'm serious, Ray. isn't that the whole point of us being here? 838 00:49:57,911 --> 00:50:01,205 The point is we get to kill people, you dumb fuck. 839 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,834 What's the difference anyway, man? 840 00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:07,044 I mean, the war's almost over. 841 00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:09,505 We're just about done with this bitch. 842 00:50:13,343 --> 00:50:15,594 Shit, man, they're taking everything. 843 00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:19,473 Yeah, they're pretty much liberated around here. 844 00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:21,517 Ray, stay focused. 845 00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:24,437 - We have a mission. - Yeah, some mission... 846 00:50:24,646 --> 00:50:27,023 "cross the magic line." 847 00:50:27,232 --> 00:50:29,442 What the fuck can that be all about? 848 00:50:32,154 --> 00:50:35,197 That's us. War Pig, then Recon. 849 00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:37,700 The line is on 34 northing. 850 00:50:37,909 --> 00:50:40,619 On the other side? The lraqis 851 00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:42,955 and they're mechanized. 852 00:50:44,249 --> 00:50:45,708 Focus, Ray. 853 00:50:45,917 --> 00:50:47,668 Focus. 854 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:04,060 Watch for mines, Ray. 855 00:51:04,269 --> 00:51:06,145 Remember, this is bad-guy country. 856 00:51:08,190 --> 00:51:10,649 Hey, reporter, you know what you're supposed to do 857 00:51:10,859 --> 00:51:12,902 if the Humvee gets hit by a mine? 858 00:51:13,111 --> 00:51:14,820 You're supposed to curl up like a bitch. 859 00:51:15,030 --> 00:51:16,572 Trombley, make nice. 860 00:51:16,782 --> 00:51:18,491 You know how to curl up like a bitch, 861 00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:20,117 don't you, reporter? 862 00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:22,411 ...what is believed to be 863 00:51:22,621 --> 00:51:24,455 the final assault on the city's defenders. 864 00:51:24,664 --> 00:51:27,249 And now for cricket... 865 00:51:27,459 --> 00:51:30,086 BBC says they're puttin' whoop-ass on Baghdad. 866 00:51:30,295 --> 00:51:32,546 And we're out here in the fucking sticks. 867 00:51:35,550 --> 00:51:37,551 Man, turn that shit off. 868 00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:39,470 ...disappointing results, 869 00:51:39,679 --> 00:51:41,847 "But," he said, "there's always the next time." 870 00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:46,894 We're out here under the radar where nobody knows we're here. 871 00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:50,314 Hopefully, it'll fuckin' stay that way. 872 00:51:56,446 --> 00:51:59,448 Once more into the great good night. 873 00:51:59,658 --> 00:52:03,828 "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war." 874 00:52:04,037 --> 00:52:06,163 Man, when I get home, 875 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:09,625 I am gonna eat the fuck out of my girlfriend's pussy. 876 00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:11,335 Is that Shakespeare? 877 00:52:11,545 --> 00:52:13,504 Shakespeare wrote that? 878 00:52:13,713 --> 00:52:16,173 About his girlfriend's pussy? 879 00:52:16,383 --> 00:52:18,217 Godfather, Godfather. 880 00:52:21,388 --> 00:52:24,807 I take it the LAVs in front of us just crossed the magic line. 881 00:52:25,016 --> 00:52:28,144 The LAVs report enemy contact on both sides of the road... 882 00:52:28,353 --> 00:52:30,896 rockets, mortars and machine guns. 883 00:52:33,733 --> 00:52:37,486 Hitman, Hitman, small-arms fire to our three o'clock, 884 00:52:37,696 --> 00:52:39,655 250 meters out. 885 00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:43,367 I have no targets. 886 00:52:44,911 --> 00:52:46,412 No targets. 887 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:52,084 Walt, what are you shooting at? 888 00:52:52,294 --> 00:52:54,211 I got muzzle flashes behind those walls. 889 00:52:56,339 --> 00:52:58,632 Whoa, hold on, buddy! 890 00:52:58,842 --> 00:53:00,551 That's a fuckin' village over there. 891 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,553 I see fuckin' fire coming in. 892 00:53:02,762 --> 00:53:05,848 Not from the houses! There are people in that village, Walt. 893 00:53:06,057 --> 00:53:08,559 - All Hitman Two... - They ain't shooting at us. 894 00:53:08,768 --> 00:53:11,729 ...limit of advance to 16 northing on Route Green. Break. 895 00:53:11,938 --> 00:53:14,815 They've made contact with a squad-sized force. Over. 896 00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:17,151 Roger. Ray, halt the vehicle. 897 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,278 - All right. - LAVs have stopped. 898 00:53:25,911 --> 00:53:28,621 Enemy! Enemy, both sides! 899 00:53:28,830 --> 00:53:30,706 - Break! - Oh my God. 900 00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:33,417 - Is he crying? - No, he's not. 901 00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:37,129 - He's just nervous. - We'll die if they don't get us out. 902 00:53:37,339 --> 00:53:40,090 - They sent us to die! - Okay, fuck it. He's crying. 903 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:43,260 All Hitman Victors, this is Hitman Two. 904 00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:46,513 Be advised, the LAVs are egressing to the south. Break. 905 00:53:46,723 --> 00:53:49,767 We're pulling back into a defensive position 906 00:53:49,976 --> 00:53:52,353 - and dropping mortars. Over. - Yeah, that's a solid copy. 907 00:53:52,562 --> 00:53:55,773 Trombley, the LAVs will be coming up on our left. Do not engage. 908 00:53:55,982 --> 00:53:57,733 If you do, they'll schwack us. 909 00:54:04,157 --> 00:54:06,784 Jesus Christ. Tracers skipping around us. 910 00:54:06,993 --> 00:54:10,120 That's our own guys, shooting down the axis of the convoy. 911 00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:13,666 - All Victors, hold your fire. Break. - Fucking reservists. 912 00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:16,293 Does anyone have comms with Delta? Over. 913 00:54:16,503 --> 00:54:19,213 Is that the reservists firing on the ville? 914 00:54:19,422 --> 00:54:21,548 - Walt! - Hey, it's Delta. 915 00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:24,093 They're laying down FPF on the village. 916 00:54:24,302 --> 00:54:26,428 - It's all fucked up. - Get those guys on the net. 917 00:54:26,638 --> 00:54:30,099 It got passed down. We have no comms with Delta. 918 00:54:30,308 --> 00:54:33,519 I don't know, maybe the fucking retards will just run out of ammo. 919 00:54:33,728 --> 00:54:36,313 God damn, this is gonna be a long night. 920 00:54:41,861 --> 00:54:44,321 This is Assassin One. We are set. 921 00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:47,866 Assassin One, this is Assassin Two. We are bounding. 922 00:54:48,076 --> 00:54:50,202 Assassin One Two, this is Assassin One Three. 923 00:54:50,412 --> 00:54:53,831 We have multiple enemy entrenched 400 meters to the north. Break. 924 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,792 Possible enemy mortar position north 1,000 meters. 925 00:54:57,002 --> 00:54:59,628 - Interrogative: Are you in position... - Stay in line! 926 00:54:59,838 --> 00:55:02,172 ...to observe and prosecute these targets from there? 927 00:55:02,382 --> 00:55:04,675 One Three, this is Assassin One Two. 928 00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:07,511 Affirm. We are static. 929 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:10,222 Stand by while I roll the Godfather back. 930 00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:13,392 - Assassin One Two out. - Break break. 931 00:55:24,029 --> 00:55:26,905 They all got blankets on to hide 932 00:55:27,115 --> 00:55:29,283 their heat signatures, right, Sergeant Colbert? 933 00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:37,249 A week ago they didn't know we could see their thermals at night. 934 00:55:37,459 --> 00:55:39,710 Now they're adapting. 935 00:55:41,296 --> 00:55:42,546 Didn't work for that guy. 936 00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:45,049 Get down! 937 00:55:45,258 --> 00:55:47,718 Stay the fuck down! 938 00:55:50,221 --> 00:55:52,890 No! Cease fire! 939 00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:55,642 Cease fucking fire, Sergeant! 940 00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:58,562 - Fucking assholes! - Sergeant! Cease fire! 941 00:55:58,772 --> 00:56:00,481 Fucking motherfucker! 942 00:56:00,690 --> 00:56:05,319 Cease fire! Cease fire now! 943 00:56:05,528 --> 00:56:07,363 Cease fucking fire! 944 00:56:07,572 --> 00:56:09,365 - You stupid fuck! - Sergeant! 945 00:56:09,574 --> 00:56:12,201 - What the fuck? - My staff sergeant told me to engage 946 00:56:12,410 --> 00:56:13,911 - all movement. - What are you doing? 947 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,663 You dumb motherfucker, you realize you're shooting at Marines? 948 00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:19,083 I saw an lraqi helmet. 949 00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:22,586 I got this, Corporal. Fuck. 950 00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:24,880 Two Actual, this is Two One. 951 00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:27,007 Who the fuck is shooting at us? 952 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:29,343 Fuckin' LAPD cops from Delta! 953 00:56:29,552 --> 00:56:31,428 They fucking love shooting Mexicans. 954 00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:34,431 It was Alpha, Gabe. Alpha. 955 00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:36,308 Mistakes happen. 956 00:56:36,518 --> 00:56:39,603 Two One Actual, what's your status? 957 00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:44,024 Everyone likes to shoot Mexicans, even Mexicans. 958 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,376 Hitman Two, this is Two One. 959 00:57:02,585 --> 00:57:04,503 This is accurate mortar fire. 960 00:57:04,712 --> 00:57:07,214 - Request permission to egress. - Negative. 961 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:08,966 Our orders are to hold our position. 962 00:57:09,175 --> 00:57:10,717 We're blocking for Alpha. Over. 963 00:57:10,927 --> 00:57:12,678 There's a fuckin' braindead idea. 964 00:57:12,887 --> 00:57:15,806 That's a hold. We're covering Alpha's assault. 965 00:57:18,726 --> 00:57:21,562 Whoa, Brad. 966 00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:25,149 Check out the retard cas-evacing lamb chops. 967 00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:30,946 Oh, man, that's fucking intense when you think about it, homes. 968 00:57:31,156 --> 00:57:34,700 - Here's this farmer who's out there... - Ray, shut the fuck up. 969 00:58:03,229 --> 00:58:05,439 Fucking fish in a barrel. 970 00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:08,400 Same motherfuckers who tried to smoke your ass. 971 00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:17,701 ...the most dramatic pictures 972 00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:20,162 have shown American Marines in Baghdad city center 973 00:58:20,371 --> 00:58:22,706 pulling down a giant statue of Saddam Hussein. 974 00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:24,708 Fighting seems to have come to an end... 975 00:58:24,918 --> 00:58:26,460 Turn that shit off. 976 00:58:26,669 --> 00:58:28,545 All right, fine. 977 00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:31,715 Apparently, these motherfuckers up here don't listen to the BBC. 978 00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:34,384 No talking, no radio. Jeez, Brad. 979 00:58:42,810 --> 00:58:43,894 Grab the mag. 980 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:48,273 Hey, how about this guy over here? 981 00:58:48,483 --> 00:58:49,858 No, man, over here, JJ. 982 00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:51,777 Hey, Bobby, use my camera too, man. 983 00:58:51,986 --> 00:58:53,487 Damn! 984 00:58:53,696 --> 00:58:55,989 - Fucking reservists, man. - Just take the photo. 985 00:58:57,700 --> 00:58:59,743 Hey, be careful, Dan. RPG could be mined. 986 00:58:59,953 --> 00:59:01,828 Don't pick shit up till you check it. 987 00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:02,955 Copy that. 988 00:59:11,631 --> 00:59:13,840 - Get up. Get the fuck up. - No no no. 989 00:59:14,050 --> 00:59:15,300 - Come on. - Okay. 990 00:59:15,510 --> 00:59:17,469 - Okay okay. - Now. 991 00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:24,017 - You're covered, Eric. - Hands. 992 00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:25,769 Come on. 993 00:59:25,979 --> 00:59:27,563 Hands. 994 00:59:27,772 --> 00:59:29,606 Thank you. 995 00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:32,609 You saved our asses. This is the first real fighting we've seen. 996 00:59:32,819 --> 00:59:35,445 - Move and I'll blow your head off. - I have a family! 997 00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:37,281 Yeah! 998 00:59:37,490 --> 00:59:39,283 Oh, yeah! 999 00:59:39,492 --> 00:59:41,660 We ought to cut his throat like in the Chechen soldier video. 1000 00:59:43,913 --> 00:59:46,623 Captain, sir... sir, what are you... 1001 00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:49,293 - Yeah! lntimidation tactic. - Sir. 1002 00:59:49,502 --> 00:59:51,503 Sir, we got this situation under control. 1003 00:59:53,381 --> 00:59:54,798 Oh, fuck! Bombs! 1004 00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:57,759 - Stay down. - We got a live one, men! 1005 00:59:57,969 --> 01:00:00,470 Cover him, Redman. 1006 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,848 You motherfuckers. 1007 01:00:03,057 --> 01:00:06,768 I'm sorry I shook your hand. You abused that prisoner. 1008 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:17,070 Hey, Bravo Two, stay on line. 1009 01:00:20,408 --> 01:00:21,825 Hold your fire. 1010 01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:24,161 - No Saddam. No Saddam. - Come. 1011 01:00:30,043 --> 01:00:32,502 Looks like you won some hearts and minds, sir. 1012 01:00:32,712 --> 01:00:34,379 And some tongue. 1013 01:00:39,218 --> 01:00:41,511 Hey, check it out! We got their colors! 1014 01:00:41,721 --> 01:00:43,096 Yeah! 1015 01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:46,391 I love killing people! 1016 01:00:46,601 --> 01:00:48,018 Please, I'm a very low soldier. 1017 01:00:48,227 --> 01:00:50,354 Oh, fuck that. You were waiting to kill us. 1018 01:00:50,563 --> 01:00:52,439 You didn't put your weapon down. 1019 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,733 I'm afraid. If we put our weapons down, 1020 01:00:54,942 --> 01:00:56,526 the police will come and beat us. 1021 01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:58,320 Everybody under Saddam is silent. 1022 01:00:58,529 --> 01:01:00,572 If he say we go to war with America, we say, "Good." 1023 01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:02,866 if he say we don't go to war with America, we say, "Good." 1024 01:01:03,076 --> 01:01:05,744 Shit yeah. We can't drop our weapons either. 1025 01:01:05,953 --> 01:01:07,954 We got orders. Next stop is Baghdad. 1026 01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:09,873 Sweet, man. 1027 01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:12,209 I don't want any war crimes in the back of my truck. 1028 01:01:12,418 --> 01:01:13,710 Untie his hands. 1029 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,587 Give him some water. 1030 01:01:18,841 --> 01:01:20,258 You letting me go? 1031 01:01:20,468 --> 01:01:21,843 How can I go home? 1032 01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:24,096 My sergeant, he sees me, 1033 01:01:24,305 --> 01:01:26,098 he find out I didn't fight. 1034 01:01:26,307 --> 01:01:28,809 Negro, ain't no Saddam. Know what I mean? 1035 01:01:29,018 --> 01:01:30,602 Ain't no lraqi Army. 1036 01:01:30,812 --> 01:01:33,772 You ain't got a sergeant no more. 1037 01:01:33,981 --> 01:01:35,774 Either we killed his ass already 1038 01:01:35,983 --> 01:01:37,901 or, shit, he be running away faster than you. 1039 01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:39,319 Feel me? 1040 01:01:39,529 --> 01:01:41,363 You're going to Baghdad, my friend. 1041 01:01:41,572 --> 01:01:43,573 We got a prisoner collection center there. 1042 01:01:43,783 --> 01:01:45,826 Baghdad? For free? 1043 01:01:46,035 --> 01:01:48,203 I'm so happy. Thank you, thank you. I'm so happy. 1044 01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:50,914 - It's all good, playboy. - Thank you, thank you very much. 1045 01:01:51,124 --> 01:01:52,958 Thank you, thank you. 1046 01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:01,633 Contact, two o'clock! 1047 01:02:05,304 --> 01:02:07,347 What the fuck, man? 1048 01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:10,809 Don't these fucking guys know that we won the war already? 1049 01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:15,272 We got ambushed all the way up here. 1050 01:02:15,481 --> 01:02:17,733 There still could be some bad guys who want to play. 1051 01:02:25,658 --> 01:02:28,076 God damn it, Ray. 1052 01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:31,288 No country music. 1053 01:02:31,497 --> 01:02:33,165 - Okay? - Dude, 1054 01:02:33,374 --> 01:02:36,251 it's not a country song, it's a cowboy song. 1055 01:02:47,555 --> 01:02:49,306 I hate to break it to you, Ray, 1056 01:02:49,515 --> 01:02:51,349 but there are no cowboys. 1057 01:03:44,904 --> 01:03:46,822 I don't give a fuck what you write. 1058 01:03:47,031 --> 01:03:49,783 It's gonna come out all liberal media bullshit spin on it anyway. 1059 01:03:49,992 --> 01:03:51,743 Seriously, what am I supposed to do 1060 01:03:51,953 --> 01:03:53,912 with all this bullshit you guys constantly talk? 1061 01:03:54,121 --> 01:03:56,456 Oh, you think I'm some sort of racist psycho redneck? 1062 01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:58,667 - What, you ain't? - Oh, you ain't some 1063 01:03:58,876 --> 01:04:00,877 fucking militant taco-bender revolutionary? 1064 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:04,047 See, reporter? No outsider can understand how we really are. 1065 01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:07,217 - We're all fucking brothers. - And we're all fucking alpha males too. 1066 01:04:07,426 --> 01:04:09,052 We've gotta constantly test each other. 1067 01:04:09,262 --> 01:04:11,388 All we do is fight for position in the pack, dawg. 1068 01:04:11,597 --> 01:04:13,723 All that training we do... the martial arts 1069 01:04:13,933 --> 01:04:17,060 to grappling... is for practice, but it's also for real, 1070 01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:18,979 to achieve dominance over a motherfucker. 1071 01:04:19,188 --> 01:04:21,565 We do the same thing mentally. It's prison rules, dawg. 1072 01:04:21,774 --> 01:04:23,608 We probe for any fucking weakness we can find... 1073 01:04:23,818 --> 01:04:25,735 family, race, brains, looks... 1074 01:04:25,945 --> 01:04:27,654 anything you have on a motherfucker, 1075 01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:29,072 you wear it the fuck out. 1076 01:04:29,282 --> 01:04:30,991 Being a Marine isn't about words, anyway. 1077 01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:32,576 It's about your fucking actions. 1078 01:04:32,785 --> 01:04:34,286 Back home in the civilian world 1079 01:04:34,495 --> 01:04:36,413 a fool slaps a "protect the planet" sticker on his car, 1080 01:04:36,622 --> 01:04:38,456 suddenly he's all about the environment and shit. 1081 01:04:38,666 --> 01:04:40,750 Don't matter that he still drives that fucking car, 1082 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:42,544 fires up his computer and video games 1083 01:04:42,753 --> 01:04:44,880 and cell phone every night with electricity made 1084 01:04:45,089 --> 01:04:47,841 from nuclear power, coal and fucking melted baby seal oil. 1085 01:04:48,050 --> 01:04:49,968 "Nuh-uh, I got a dolphin sticker on my shit, 1086 01:04:50,177 --> 01:04:51,928 so I'm all about saving the fucking planet." 1087 01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:53,930 In our fucking Marine Corps civilization 1088 01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:55,849 it don't matter what a motherfucker says. 1089 01:04:56,058 --> 01:04:57,475 Only thing that matters is, dawg, 1090 01:04:57,685 --> 01:04:59,728 would you charge that motherfucking machine-gun 1091 01:04:59,937 --> 01:05:02,689 when the motherfucker tells you to charge the motherfucking machine-gun. 1092 01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:04,941 Shit, everybody in this platoon is a hard charger. 1093 01:05:05,151 --> 01:05:07,652 Marines bitch about everything, man... chow, fucking moron officers, 1094 01:05:07,862 --> 01:05:10,614 no time for a combat jack... but you will never hear a Marine in this platoon 1095 01:05:10,823 --> 01:05:12,949 - bitch that we could die at any second. - Hell no. 1096 01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:14,409 That's what we signed up for. 1097 01:05:14,619 --> 01:05:15,911 Hoorah that, motherfucker. 1098 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:18,038 Fucking care if some latte-sipping bisexual 1099 01:05:18,247 --> 01:05:20,415 college student reading about Justin Timberlake 1100 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:23,376 in "Rolling Stone" thinks I'm a psycho racist cracker? Fuck no. 1101 01:05:23,586 --> 01:05:25,503 I'd give my life for any brother in here. 1102 01:05:25,713 --> 01:05:27,631 I know any one of them would do the same for me. 1103 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:30,050 You think it matters if I call fucking T a nigger? 1104 01:05:30,259 --> 01:05:32,636 Heh. Fucking love that big dark green Marine 1105 01:05:32,845 --> 01:05:34,804 and his big old beautiful nigger dick. 1106 01:05:35,014 --> 01:05:37,307 Love all my dirty Spic brothers here. 1107 01:05:37,516 --> 01:05:41,353 And I love this fucking cracker-ass inbred racist peckerwood fuck. 1108 01:05:41,562 --> 01:05:44,397 I don't know why I do, dawg, but I do. 1109 01:05:44,607 --> 01:05:47,859 'Cause I'm pretty and I shave my balls. Want to touch 'em, reporter? 1110 01:05:48,069 --> 01:05:49,736 No. Thanks. 1111 01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:51,821 Look, man, I joined the Marine Corps 1112 01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:53,907 10 days after I graduated high school. 1113 01:05:54,116 --> 01:05:57,243 I went to school with all these rich kids at St. Tammany's Parish, 1114 01:05:57,453 --> 01:05:59,371 but I was an apartment kid. My mom worked. 1115 01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:02,040 I worked summers digging footing's on the weekends. 1116 01:06:02,249 --> 01:06:05,335 I was a dishwasher at D'Angelo's Pizzeria. I busted my ass. 1117 01:06:05,544 --> 01:06:07,712 Became a Recon Marine since I was 19. 1118 01:06:07,922 --> 01:06:09,673 My shit is tight as fuck. I know that. 1119 01:06:09,882 --> 01:06:12,759 My brothers in this platoon know that, so fuck all of you. 1120 01:06:14,887 --> 01:06:17,347 Damn, War Scribe, you just spit on my fucking rack, dawg. 1121 01:06:17,556 --> 01:06:18,848 Where? 1122 01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:21,476 There. You see that pile of dried camel dung? 1123 01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:24,312 - Mm-hmm. - That's my fucking pillow, dawg. 1124 01:06:24,522 --> 01:06:26,189 You fucking spit on it, fool. 1125 01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:27,857 You're a heinous-ass white boy. 1126 01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:30,402 - I'm sorry. - Tcht!