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Girls - 04x06
Close Up

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<i>♪ Can't nobody love you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like I'm lovin' you, baby ♪</i>

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♪<i> 'Cause they don't know how</i>
<i>to love you like I do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Can't nobody love you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like I'm loving you
right now ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause they don't know how ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To love you like I do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, oh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm gonna love you
in the morning ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Love you late at night ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I ain't gonna
stop lovin' you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Till you tell me
everything's all right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Can't nobody love you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like I'm lovin' you
right now... ♪</i>- No.

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<i>♪ 'Cause they don't know
how... ♪</i>- You didn't.

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- <i> ♪ To love you like I do... ♪</i>
- That all just looks...

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- Holy shit.
- <i> ♪ Can't nobody kiss you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like I'm kissing you
right now, little girl ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause they don't know
how to kiss you like I do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No, they don't know how ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To love you like I do. ♪</i>

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Elijah?

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<i> Elijah!</i>

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Come on.

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I ate the fuckers. Sue me.

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That's so fucked up.

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Elijah, this is
my cereal, okay?

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You can't just waltz into town

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and eat another
person's cereal.

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<i>If what you want is cereal,</i>

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go to the
store and get some cereal

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and put your name on it.

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So unstable.

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<i>♪ Closer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Closer... ♪</i>

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Oh, my God.

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<i>♪ Closer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Closer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Pain is glory... ♪</i>

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<i> So we called
it Madame Tinsley's</i>

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<i>because we wanted something
a bit ostentatious</i>

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<i>to separate it
from other instant soups</i>

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<i>that are marketed as a cheap meal
fix because our soup is made</i>

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with the finest dehydrated
products available

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and I have an ex-girlfriend
named Tinsley.

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Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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Oh, uh, so, yeah,
no, if you, uh...

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I didn't know you were done.

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If you want me to market this,

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then I'm just gonna tell
you right now that, um...

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I just... I hate the name.

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Well, that is not a good start.

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Mm.

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You know that there
are lots of people

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who are applying for this job

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who have actually
had jobs before.

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Yeah, like me.

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Are you talking
about these four...

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- I mean, those four were absolutely...
- activities?

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Actual jobs.

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- Jobs, Scott.
- Camp counselor?

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But, um, I mean,
I would call that a job.

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I don't know if you've ever been a camp
counselor, but it is no easy feat.

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Teenagers do it,
for the most part, right?

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- Uh, yeah.
- I'm talking about, like, an adult job.

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- So what is your...
- I mean, I don't know, Scott,

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 is this what you wanted to do?

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Excuse me?

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Was this your dream?
Like, fancy Cup O' Noodles?

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Yes, this was my dream.
Owning my own company.

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And I started it with my two
best friends, Jeremy and Simon.

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- That's great.
- This is exactly what I wanted to do.

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You and Jeremy
and Simon were like,

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"I wanna make old rice
that smells like badussy"?

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What's "badussy"?

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Um, it's "butt, dick,
and pussy."

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Do you have some kind
of problem with me?

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- No.
- What's going on? I don't understand.

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- I don't have a problem with you, Scott.
- No?

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- No. Why would I have a problem with you?
- I don't know.

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I am so happy for you
and Jeremy and Simon.

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- Thank you.
- Scott, Harvard alum makes good...

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that is such an exciting story.

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Do you mind if I write about
it for "Holy Shit Magazine"?

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Okay, all right,
all right, all right.

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Look, clearly you do not
want this job,

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and, um, obviously I'm not
gonna give it to you.

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But maybe you would still like
to go for a drink sometime?

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Yeah, absolutely.

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<i>allocations</i>
<i>going to the drive-up</i>

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<i>book drop project,</i>

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but get nothing
in terms of lighting.

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I reviewed a public record...

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Hi. Raymond Ploshansky.
I have an appointment.

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public library district.

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You're fourth on the docket.

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That's a cute model, honey.

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Oh, thank you.

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Where are we now on the docket?

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Oh, we just started.
Look, you can take a seat.

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Okay. Thank you.

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Petty cash account
and $113 in cash on hand.

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<i> Okay, all
right, look, Mr. Harding,</i>

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<i>can you just pull up
the minutes</i>

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so we can confirm these
dollar amounts, please?

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I'm just asking you
to buy a few more lamps

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so that I could see
the books I'm reading, hmm?

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Okay, all right,
I hear you, Mr. Gold,

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<i>but would you
just allow us a moment</i>

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<i>to confirm the facts, please?</i>

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Oh, my God, Desi,
"Close Up" has almost

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like 100 downloads already.
This is crazy.

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I mean, this has to mean something
to Marcos at the label.

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- Don't you think?
- Mm.

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I think it has to. This is...

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I don't think they really
carebout 100 random people, baby.

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Well, they're not random.
This is so eg.

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I feel le indie music blogs are
where everything's happening.

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Pleandra Mariner got started
on this exact site.

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Yummers.

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We already did it.

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What?

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Mm.

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- You know what?
- Mmm?

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We should open
our showcase with this song.

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Mm, we only get two songs
for the showcase.

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Yes, we get an opener
and a closer,

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and this should be our opener.

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Yeah, I mean, this is
a great fucking song.

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Thank you.

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But this is not
one of our top two.

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What do you like better?

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"Rattlesnake Cowgirl,"
"Heart for Sale,"

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"Whoa, Wow, Wonderful,"
"Song for Marcus Garvey,"

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"Oaxaca Blues,"
"Kokopelli Shelly."

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I mean, that's top six
right there.

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Mm. Yeah, I know.

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I just feel like it'our
chance to ssome range.

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- Ok, see, hat I think about the showcase...
- Yeah.

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- We put our best foot forward.
- Agreed.

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And if half of our set
is a syrupy love song,

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that's a total mislead,
babe, you know?

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- But we sing love songs.
- Not really.

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We sing, like, modern American
folk with an indie edge.

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I tell people that we're like She
& Him, but with actual romance.

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But we're nothing
like She & Him.

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- We're not?
- Whoa.

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You're blowing
my mind right now.

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- Marnie, we are nothing like...
- I hope we're like She & Him.

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- My God.
- We are noth... are you kidding me right now?

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You're freaking me out. We are
nothing like She & Him, okay?

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We are nothing like that band.

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How can we have
completely different takes

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on the same band that we are
both in? That is bizarre to me.

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I'm starting to wonder if maybe
you don't like "Close Up"

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because I wrote it
instead of you.

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- No, I like the song.
- Could that be it? Are you sure?

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- I loved this song.
- Okay.

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What do you mean
<i>loved</i> this song?

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And then you told me that
you're writing She & Him songs

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and now, like, my whole... I
gotta do a heavy rethink here.

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How about we talk about the partnership
that I thought we were in...

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- We are in a partnership.
- Whereas recently... no, recently

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it's just been me writing while
you tinker with your motorcycle.

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I am... that's my... that's my
mode of transportation, Marnie.

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- That is my mode of transportation.
- That doesn't change anything.

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That's how I get...

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That's weak, dude.

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That's my mode
of transportation.

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<i>If she's feeling sick,
then I got nowhere to go.</i>

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<i>I do write. I fucking
write all the time.</i>

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<i>I'm writing when
I'm doing anything.</i>

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<i>When we're making love,
I'm writing.</i>-

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I am so glad that
we combined our books.

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You know, I was
a little nervous about it,

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but these children's
encyclopedias are amazing.

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They still say that Columbus
discovered America,

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and I think... I think
in one of these illustrations,

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he's wearing makeup.

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Do you want to go
for a run in a sec?

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Um, no, thank you.

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Come on, there's a street
fair I want to disrupt.

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Mm, I don't really
feel up to it.

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Beginnings of a cold?

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Gotta sweat that out.

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Come on.

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I like to watch you bounce.

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I like to watch
your boobs bounce.

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I like to watch
your ponytail bounce.

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I like to watch
your body bounce.

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No, I can't go for a run

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'cause I had
an abortion yesterday.

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I can't go for a run
and I can't take a bath

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or use a tampon or have
intercourse for, like, a week.

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Are you, uh...

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what?

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Yeah, just a couple
of things I can't do

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'cause I had
an abortion yesterday.

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- Was it mine?
- Yeah, of course it was yours.

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I didn't want to talk
about it beforehand.

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I just wanted to do it.

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But I haven't shared
with boyfriends in the past.

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I'm trying to be
more open with you.

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So you're trying
to be open with me?

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How many abortions
have you had?

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I'm not gonna share that with
you because that is private.

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I'm not gonna ask you how many
girls you've gotten pregnant.

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None. It's not private.

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I've gotten no girls pregnant
except for you now.

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I think you're behaving
very magnanimously this time.

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<i>I really do.</i>

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<i>And I think it's very difficult
considering Mimi-Rose</i>

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is a very fascinating,
very interesting, slim,

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<i>kind of like
a little pinched nose there.</i>

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How do you know that she's slim
with a little pinched nose?

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I never said that.

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Did you, like,
Google her or something?

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No, no, no.

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You just created
a very vivid image.

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I see her as a very attractive,

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wondrous kind of
very angular, slim person.

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And I think you're being
very stable

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<i>about this whole thing
and very mature.</i>

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Thank you. I guess the upside

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to having everything
go wrong in your life

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is that you cease to have any
expectations of anything or anybody.

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And that's an unbelievably
mature thing

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for a person your age to say.

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It's just great.

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I guess the thing that's
bothering me the most

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is that I have no idea
what's coming next.

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- Mm.
- I've never felt that way before.

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Like, I don't even know
what I<i> want</i> to have happen.

237
00:10:47,076 --> 00:10:50,604
S that

238
00:10:50,605 --> 00:10:52,490
Was it fulfilling?

239
00:10:52,491 --> 00:10:53,991
Fulfilling? I don't know.

240
00:10:53,992 --> 00:10:56,994
I remarkably
never thought about that.

241
00:10:56,995 --> 00:11:01,949
I mean, I guess I liked
the fact that writing

242
00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:05,753
has the ability
to effect change.

243
00:11:05,754 --> 00:11:07,456
You know?
The writers who I love

244
00:11:07,457 --> 00:11:09,090
really helped me
to form my world view,

245
00:11:09,091 --> 00:11:12,176
so, I don't know, I guess I
wanted to help other people

246
00:11:12,177 --> 00:11:13,544
the way those writers
have helped me.

247
00:11:13,545 --> 00:11:15,463
You're a helper.
You're just... you know,

248
00:11:15,464 --> 00:11:17,515
you like helping people,
I think.

249
00:11:17,516 --> 00:11:19,633
With Iowa, getting in,
really what I liked

250
00:11:19,634 --> 00:11:21,268
was just that my friends
seemed really impressed

251
00:11:21,269 --> 00:11:22,636
and my mom seemed really happy.

252
00:11:22,637 --> 00:11:25,256
Well, you made your mom happy.
That made you feel good.

253
00:11:25,257 --> 00:11:29,311
So sometimes making your mom
happy is helping your mom.

254
00:11:29,312 --> 00:11:32,646
So maybe I<i> do</i> really like
helping people.

255
00:11:32,647 --> 00:11:35,783
Wow. I mean, who... who are you?

256
00:11:35,784 --> 00:11:37,785
Who is this person
that I'm seeing sitting there

257
00:11:37,786 --> 00:11:42,073
saying these beautiful,
stable things over there?

258
00:11:42,074 --> 00:11:45,559
I just... this is like
a wow moment for me.

259
00:11:46,695 --> 00:11:48,379
Wow.

260
00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:49,580
Who fucking went with you?

261
00:11:49,581 --> 00:11:50,999
My friend Sue-Ellen Garth.

262
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,466
I don't even know her.

263
00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:54,802
You'll meet her.
She's a somnambulist.

264
00:11:54,803 --> 00:11:58,089
Who... who... who did it?
Who aborted you?

265
00:11:58,090 --> 00:12:00,224
A doctor named Guneta
did the procedure.

266
00:12:00,225 --> 00:12:02,176
She delivered my cousin's baby.

267
00:12:03,812 --> 00:12:06,163
- Was it a boy or a girl?
- My cousin's baby's a girl.

268
00:12:06,164 --> 00:12:08,849
No! Ours!

269
00:12:10,652 --> 00:12:11,986
It was a ball of cells.

270
00:12:11,987 --> 00:12:13,904
<i>It was smaller
than a seed pearl.</i>

271
00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:15,439
It didn't have
a penis or a vagina.

272
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,909
Isn't this a decision that
people typically make together?

273
00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:21,445
- So you wanted a baby?
- Maybe.

274
00:12:21,446 --> 00:12:22,780
<i>That's kind of absurd.</i>

275
00:12:22,781 --> 00:12:24,582
We've been together
for less than seven weeks.

276
00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:26,200
I don't think that
we're ready for a child.

277
00:12:26,201 --> 00:12:29,003
Crazier things have happened.
People do crazy things.

278
00:12:29,004 --> 00:12:31,288
My parents got married
after a fucking week.

279
00:12:31,289 --> 00:12:33,424
Okay, so we should
have the baby

280
00:12:33,425 --> 00:12:36,260
and put it in your
toolbox as a cradle

281
00:12:36,261 --> 00:12:39,263
and feed it sardines and tell it
that you don't know my middle name?

282
00:12:39,264 --> 00:12:42,099
- It's Rose!
- No, my first name is Mimi-Rose.

283
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,517
My middle name is Eleanor.

284
00:12:43,518 --> 00:12:46,687
I don't understand how you
could do something like that

285
00:12:46,688 --> 00:12:49,557
without talking to me first.

286
00:12:49,558 --> 00:12:52,226
It's... that's evil.

287
00:12:53,979 --> 00:12:56,363
You're right,
you don't understand.

288
00:13:07,909 --> 00:13:10,744
I had just gone as far as I
could go in Iowa, you know?

289
00:13:10,745 --> 00:13:12,247
- Yeah.
- I was practically running that JCPenney.

290
00:13:12,248 --> 00:13:15,049
I was dating a guy who was the
front-runner in the mayoral race.

291
00:13:15,050 --> 00:13:17,301
I had just put a bid in
on 16 acres,

292
00:13:17,302 --> 00:13:20,589
but I thought, I don't know,
I just feel empty.

293
00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:23,258
So I might as well come back
here and be with you losers.

294
00:13:23,259 --> 00:13:25,509
I've decided
I'm not getting a job.

295
00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:28,312
I'm gonna marry Scott
the soup mogul,

296
00:13:28,313 --> 00:13:30,598
and I'm just gonna be Mrs. Madame
Tinsley for the rest of my life.

297
00:13:30,599 --> 00:13:34,318
I'm gonna forgo all of my
dreams and ambitions for his,

298
00:13:34,319 --> 00:13:35,770
and I'm just gonna
become my mother.

299
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,938
No, no, no, you do not wanna end
up with someone so selfish.

300
00:13:37,939 --> 00:13:39,440
I'm telling you,
Shosh, seriously,

301
00:13:39,441 --> 00:13:41,859
you end up feeling more
alone than you felt

302
00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:43,611
when you were actually
just entirely alone.

303
00:13:43,612 --> 00:13:46,113
Marnie, you fought so hard
for this relationship,

304
00:13:46,114 --> 00:13:47,781
- but it's making you unhappy already?
- I know.

305
00:13:47,782 --> 00:13:49,533
I don't know what the
fuck is wrong with me.

306
00:13:49,534 --> 00:13:51,119
I think I'm incapable
of true companionship.

307
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,288
Plus, he's a total
asshole as it turns out.

308
00:13:53,289 --> 00:13:56,124
Oh, my God, this table is like
the island of misfit animals.

309
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:57,291
I'm falling asleep right now.

310
00:13:57,292 --> 00:13:59,009
I could be at a brunch
with a guy

311
00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:01,463
who runs a microbrewery,
so let's pep it up.

312
00:14:01,464 --> 00:14:03,931
Well, listen, I have big news,

313
00:14:03,932 --> 00:14:06,550
which is that I've decided to get
a job that actually helps people.

314
00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:08,469
Ew, like a not-for-profit job?

315
00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:10,304
Hannah, you're the most
selfish person we know.

316
00:14:10,305 --> 00:14:12,189
I mean, you won't
even share a Kit Kat.

317
00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:14,358
Yeah, it's true. You're so selfish
that when we lived together,

318
00:14:14,359 --> 00:14:16,393
you put the fire extinguisher
in your own bedroom

319
00:14:16,394 --> 00:14:17,945
so you could have
access to it first.

320
00:14:17,946 --> 00:14:20,397
Well, that's all gonna
be turned on its head

321
00:14:20,398 --> 00:14:22,650
'cause you know what?
I wanna change the world.

322
00:14:22,651 --> 00:14:24,486
- Change the world?
- Like, all of it?

323
00:14:24,487 --> 00:14:27,538
- That's a big job.
- Why is this so flummoxing to all of you,

324
00:14:27,539 --> 00:14:29,157
me wanting to make
a positive change?

325
00:14:29,158 --> 00:14:32,793
Because I'm very skeptical of
anyone who wants to help others.

326
00:14:32,794 --> 00:14:34,828
I mean, there's always
some sort of hidden agenda.

327
00:14:34,829 --> 00:14:38,165
100%. Mother Teresa
loved being famous.

328
00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:39,917
Well, what's a job
that I could have

329
00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:41,919
that helps people
that doesn't disgust you?

330
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:45,139
<i> Based on this look, I would say...</i>

331
00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:47,641
- bus and truck with "Thoroughly Modern Millie"...
<i>-  Yes.</i>

332
00:14:47,642 --> 00:14:48,726
Ice Capades...

333
00:14:48,727 --> 00:14:51,345
- Clock maker.
- Uh, clog model?

334
00:14:51,346 --> 00:14:53,314
- Schoolmarm.
- Okay.

335
00:14:53,315 --> 00:14:56,016
- Tennille in a Captain & Tennille cover band.
<i>-  Yeah.</i>

336
00:14:56,017 --> 00:14:58,485
- Girl who gets killed in a Lifetime movie.
- Wait.

337
00:14:58,486 --> 00:14:59,987
Mayim Bialik's stunt double.

338
00:14:59,988 --> 00:15:02,691
Elijah.

339
00:15:02,692 --> 00:15:04,775
Your horrid, horrid personality

340
00:15:04,776 --> 00:15:06,493
may have actually led
to something good,

341
00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:10,281
which is that
I could be a teacher.

342
00:15:10,282 --> 00:15:13,417
Well, you know what they say...
those who can't do, teach.

343
00:15:13,418 --> 00:15:16,787
Yes, and I can't do,
so I'm gonna teach.

344
00:15:16,788 --> 00:15:19,423
<i> All three
vacant properties</i>

345
00:15:19,424 --> 00:15:23,260
are owned by
a Mr. Anat Heifetz,

346
00:15:23,261 --> 00:15:26,547
who has yet to incur
any monetary fines

347
00:15:26,548 --> 00:15:31,135
<i>associated with buildings
standing longer than 30 days</i>

348
00:15:31,136 --> 00:15:33,520
<i>without registering
with the city.</i>

349
00:15:33,521 --> 00:15:36,724
I'm sorry. Excuse me, but I gotta
run out of here early tonight.

350
00:15:36,725 --> 00:15:40,394
<i>Can... a motion to adjourn and we'll
pick up where we leave off next week.</i>

351
00:15:40,395 --> 00:15:42,863
<i>Second.</i>- With
that second, I adjourn this session.

352
00:15:42,864 --> 00:15:44,566
We'll continue next week
starting with...

353
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:46,568
<i>- Kippy Cohen.</i>
<i>- Kippy Cohen.</i>

354
00:15:46,569 --> 00:15:47,951
<i>- Good?</i>

355
00:15:47,952 --> 00:15:50,238
- <i> Done.</i>
- Objection!

356
00:15:50,239 --> 00:15:52,206
I'm sorry?

357
00:15:52,207 --> 00:15:54,708
<i>- I object.</i>
<i>- What?</i>

358
00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:59,630
I've been sitting patiently,
quietly in this chair all day.

359
00:15:59,631 --> 00:16:01,465
All day. You wanna know why?

360
00:16:01,466 --> 00:16:03,667
'Cause I'm on today's docket.

361
00:16:03,668 --> 00:16:05,719
Today's docket
should happen today.

362
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,888
Next week is
for next week's docket.

363
00:16:07,889 --> 00:16:10,474
Well, thank you for
contributing your opinion,

364
00:16:10,475 --> 00:16:12,810
but sometimes we don't
get through it all, okay?

365
00:16:12,811 --> 00:16:15,429
Like, today we started with
some issues from last week.

366
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:18,065
Okay, well, I'm sorry, but I
don't think that's very fair.

367
00:16:18,066 --> 00:16:19,434
And I don't think
they do either.

368
00:16:19,435 --> 00:16:21,902
<i>And it's certainly no way
to manage your business.</i>

369
00:16:21,903 --> 00:16:23,654
So I would like
to procure a motion

370
00:16:23,655 --> 00:16:25,489
that we get through
today's docket today.

371
00:16:25,490 --> 00:16:28,025
- I second that.
- Thank you, Kippy.

372
00:16:28,026 --> 00:16:30,861
Okay, well, a motion has to be
seconded by a member of the board.

373
00:16:30,862 --> 00:16:32,363
Are there any board members

374
00:16:32,364 --> 00:16:34,783
that wants to second
this hothead's motion?

375
00:16:34,784 --> 00:16:37,118
I didn't think so. Good night.

376
00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:38,452
Will you hold that, please?
Thank you.

377
00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:40,003
Excuse me, Kippy.

378
00:16:40,004 --> 00:16:42,506
You all should be ashamed
of yourselves.

379
00:16:42,507 --> 00:16:44,292
Shame on you!

380
00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:46,176
You call this politics?

381
00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:47,761
<i>This is a circus!</i>

382
00:16:47,762 --> 00:16:50,097
Okay, thank you.
Can you sit down now, please?

383
00:16:50,098 --> 00:16:53,100
You can't even put a few lights in
the library so Mr. Gold can read?

384
00:16:53,101 --> 00:16:55,602
<i>Are you fucking kidding me?</i>

385
00:16:55,603 --> 00:16:56,804
I take umbrage!

386
00:16:56,805 --> 00:16:58,021
Hold on, umbrage?

387
00:16:58,022 --> 00:17:00,224
I just wanna write that down,
that you take umbrage.

388
00:17:00,225 --> 00:17:04,478
I take umbrage at your sweeping
disregard for the taxpayer

389
00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:07,197
<i>and your general
managerial ineptitude.</i>

390
00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:10,318
Umbrage! Shame on you people!

391
00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:13,320
He's not wrong.

392
00:17:13,321 --> 00:17:16,824
I can't remember the last time
we got something approved here.

393
00:17:16,825 --> 00:17:19,159
Seriously, Stu, you can't
remember? You can't remember...

394
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,245
so all of a sudden, you have a
problem with our productivity?

395
00:17:21,246 --> 00:17:23,797
<i>Yeah.</i>- When was the last
session you came to not drunk?

396
00:17:23,798 --> 00:17:27,301
Says the man who'd probably stop
at a bar and cheat on his wife.

397
00:17:27,302 --> 00:17:29,303
You're gonna judge me?
How dare you?

398
00:17:29,304 --> 00:17:31,672
Why don't you go visit your
convict husband in jail?

399
00:17:31,673 --> 00:17:34,024
Oh, nice, Ted.
Professional as always.

400
00:17:34,025 --> 00:17:35,844
And do you wanna tell
everyone how much money

401
00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:37,679
you took from funds
in petty cash last month?

402
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,013
Screw you, creep.
I thought you were my friend.

403
00:17:40,014 --> 00:17:41,849
<i>Not when it comes to money.</i>

404
00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:45,018
<i> You put that money
<i> I took a loan of $10.</i>

405
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:43,293
You know how I always sleep
15 minutes later than you?

406
00:18:43,294 --> 00:18:45,963
I really wake up before you.

407
00:18:45,964 --> 00:18:48,916
But I pretend to be totally
asleep because I love it

408
00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:52,553
when you tuck me in
and you kiss me.

409
00:18:54,806 --> 00:18:57,926
I'm really coming
to depend on that.

410
00:18:57,927 --> 00:19:00,010
Why didn't you talk
to me about it?

411
00:19:00,011 --> 00:19:02,095
'Cause I knew
what I wanted to do.

412
00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:05,232
Why didn't you want me
to come with you?

413
00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:06,934
I mean, don't you
need me at all?

414
00:19:06,935 --> 00:19:08,101
'Cause it freaks me out.

415
00:19:08,102 --> 00:19:09,820
You never tell me
what you're working on.

416
00:19:09,821 --> 00:19:11,939
You don't mind if I don't make
it to whatever fucking party.

417
00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:13,524
You don't ask me
how you look or whatever.

418
00:19:13,525 --> 00:19:15,108
You just look
in the mirror and go.

419
00:19:15,109 --> 00:19:16,994
You're like those jellyfish
who only need to fuck once

420
00:19:16,995 --> 00:19:18,612
to have generations of kids.

421
00:19:18,613 --> 00:19:21,031
Sometimes I just can't tell
what I'm even here for at all.

422
00:19:21,032 --> 00:19:23,083
See, that's what
I love about you.

423
00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:25,502
You know the weirdest stuff.

424
00:19:25,503 --> 00:19:29,339
Your brain does not process
information in a normal way at all.

425
00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:31,792
Truly, Adam, I care
about you so much.

426
00:19:33,963 --> 00:19:37,298
I care about my butcher.
I need my butcher.

427
00:19:37,299 --> 00:19:39,132
I can't butcher meats.

428
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:41,051
I need my butcher
more than you need me.

429
00:19:41,052 --> 00:19:44,388
No, I don't need you.

430
00:19:44,389 --> 00:19:47,441
But I love coming home and
knowing you're behind the door.

431
00:19:47,442 --> 00:19:50,060
And I love watching you bend
down and pick something up

432
00:19:50,061 --> 00:19:53,481
'cause you use your body
in a really strange way.

433
00:19:53,482 --> 00:19:55,282
And wanting you like this,

434
00:19:55,283 --> 00:19:58,118
that's better than needing
you because it's pure.

435
00:19:58,119 --> 00:20:00,203
I feel like you lied to me.

436
00:20:00,204 --> 00:20:02,289
No, I didn't lie to you.

437
00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:06,327
I just waited to share information until
it was too late for you to chime in.

438
00:20:08,663 --> 00:20:11,748
It's funny, I felt so
good about you moving in.

439
00:20:13,051 --> 00:20:15,385
Just this morning, I loved
looking at your books

440
00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:18,755
and learning their names
like I know mine.

441
00:20:18,756 --> 00:20:20,507
I guess...

442
00:20:22,176 --> 00:20:23,560
I don't know.

443
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:27,731
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I like that, too.

444
00:20:55,843 --> 00:20:59,547
<i>♪ God knows I've been
taking a lot ♪</i>

445
00:20:59,548 --> 00:21:03,217
<i>♪ Without giving back ♪</i>

446
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:07,020
<i>♪ God knows I've been
taking a lot ♪</i>

447
00:21:07,021 --> 00:21:10,724
<i>♪ Without giving back ♪</i>

448
00:21:10,725 --> 00:21:12,559
<i>♪ You gotta give to get ♪</i>

449
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,561
<i>♪ You gotta give to get back ♪</i>

450
00:21:14,562 --> 00:21:16,230
<i>♪ You gotta give to get ♪</i>

451
00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:18,115
<i>♪ You gotta give to get back ♪</i>

452
00:21:18,116 --> 00:21:19,901
<i>♪ You gotta give to get ♪</i>

453
00:21:19,902 --> 00:21:25,956
<i>♪ You gotta give
to get back to the love ♪</i>

454
00:21:25,957 --> 00:21:29,493
<i>♪ God knows I've been
taking a lot ♪</i>

455
00:21:29,494 --> 00:21:33,130
<i>♪ Without giving back ♪</i>

456
00:21:33,131 --> 00:21:37,217
<i>♪ God knows I've been
taking a lot ♪</i>

457
00:21:37,218 --> 00:21:40,754
<i>♪ Without giving back ♪</i>

458
00:21:40,755 --> 00:21:44,424
<i>♪ God knows I've been
asking a lot ♪</i>

459
00:21:44,425 --> 00:21:48,178
<i>♪ Without giving back ♪</i>

460
00:21:48,179 --> 00:21:52,099
<i>♪ God knows I've been
taking a lot ♪</i>

461
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:55,603
<i>♪ Without giving back ♪</i>

462
00:21:55,604 --> 00:21:57,604
<i>♪ You gotta give to get ♪</i>

463
00:21:57,605 --> 00:21:59,523
<i>♪ You gotta give to get back ♪</i>

464
00:21:59,524 --> 00:22:01,191
<i>♪ You gotta give to get ♪</i>

465
00:22:01,192 --> 00:22:03,277
<i>♪ You gotta give to get back ♪</i>

466
00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:04,945
<i>♪ You gotta give to get ♪</i>

467
00:22:04,946 --> 00:22:09,951
<i>♪ You gotta give
to get back to the love ♪</i>

468
00:22:09,952 --> 00:22:12,453
<i>♪ Hoo hoo,
you gotta give to get ♪</i>

469
00:22:12,454 --> 00:22:14,538
<i>♪ You gotta give to get back ♪</i>

470
00:22:14,539 --> 00:22:16,206
<i>♪ You gotta give to get ♪</i>

471
00:22:16,207 --> 00:22:22,079
<i>♪ You gotta give
to get back to the love ♪</i>

472
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:26,349
<i>♪ Mm-mm ♪</i>

473
00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:02,152
<i>♪ Get back, got to get back ♪</i>

474
00:23:02,153 --> 00:23:05,956
<i>♪ Get back, got to get back ♪</i>

475
00:23:05,957 --> 00:23:09,760
<i>♪ Get back, got to get back ♪</i>

476
00:23:09,761 --> 00:23:12,462
<i>♪ Get back, got to get back ♪</i>

477
00:23:12,463 --> 00:23:14,364
<i>♪ You gotta give to get ♪</i>

478
00:23:14,365 --> 00:23:16,266
<i>♪ You gotta give to get back ♪</i>

479
00:23:16,267 --> 00:23:18,168
<i>♪ You gotta give to get ♪</i>

480
00:23:18,169 --> 00:23:20,137
<i>♪ You gotta give to get back ♪</i>

481
00:23:20,138 --> 00:23:21,905
<i>♪ You gotta give to get ♪</i>

482
00:23:21,906 --> 00:23:23,957
<i>♪ You gotta give to get back ♪</i>

483
00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:25,525
<i>♪ Gotta give to get ♪</i>

484
00:23:25,526 --> 00:23:27,761
<i>♪ You gotta give to get back ♪</i>

485
00:23:27,762 --> 00:23:29,429
<i>♪ You gotta give to get ♪</i>

486
00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:31,298
<i>♪ You gotta give to get back ♪</i>

487
00:23:31,299 --> 00:23:35,202
<i>- ♪ You gotta give to get ♪
- ♪ Get back, got to get back ♪</i>

488
00:23:35,203 --> 00:23:39,372
<i>♪ To the love ♪</i>

489
00:23:39,373 --> 00:23:46,346
<i>♪ Get back ♪</i>-<i>♪ You gotta
give to get back to the love. ♪</i>

490
00:23:46,347 --> 00:23:48,992
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