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Were you going to say goodbye?
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Yeah, I was going to call you tonight.
I swear.
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Should I come visit you in New York?
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Can you? That'd be great.
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- Really?
- Yeah, really.
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I gotta go. The guys are waiting.
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Give Philly a kiss for me.
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I can't believe you remembered
my dog's name.
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It's my favorite terrier.
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Let's hit it.
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E, remind me to call Charlotte, also.
She'll kill me if I don't say goodbye.
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- You should call Jamie, too.
- I know.
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Make a list so you don't forget anyone.
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- That's what I do.
- That's a good idea.
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- E, make me a list?
- Turtle, make a list.
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You know Vince can't read my handwriting.
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- God! You're useless.
- Says you.
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- Did you cancel the newspapers?
- You gotta tell me first.
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You gotta learn to anticipate, Turtle.
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There's a chain of command.
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I'm a soldier. I wait for orders.
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He's right.
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What happened to your delegation skills?
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You had 10 waiters underneath you.
Can't you handle one little Turtle?
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Instead of being an asshole,
you should be pissed at him.
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My life is too good
to be worried about shit like this.
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So where are we at
with Scarlett Johansson?
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- Where are we at?
- Yes. Where are we at?
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I told you to hook me up with her.
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I told you I don't know her.
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Find her. If I had your job,
it'd been done already.
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Scarlett Jo?
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I had a little
Lost In Translation moment myself...
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when I was doing
that TNT movie Summerfall.
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Isolated from the rest of the world...
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just me and this little beauty,
Lauren Jennings.
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They shot that movie in Pasadena.
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Yeah, but I didn't have a car.
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Back in the real world...
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Vince, are we gonna throw
a going-away party?
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Vince, we got to do something crazy.
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Wahlberg spent $500,000 on his bash...
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before he left for The Italian Job.
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Wahlberg made $10 million for that movie.
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Vince is making $60,000
before taxes and commissions.
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I don't understand
why you couldn't get me more.
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I don't make your deals, Vince.
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Can I run with this party, Vince?
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- E?
- I'm not running with it.
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Run, Turtle. Run.
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Who you gonna invite to the party, E?
Emily or Kristen?
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I say invite them both. Let them duke it out
in a steel-cage match, winner takes all.
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My money's on Kristen.
She'll knock the crap out of Emily.
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I don't know. I saw Emily at Tae-Bo.
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She was looking pretty feisty.
What do you think, E?
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I think you guys are assholes.
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Come on, man, it'd be hot.
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I like cute little Emily.
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- Then again, Kristen looks...
- Shut up, Drama.
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Jesus.
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Vince, who would you rather bang,
Kristen or Emily?
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Don't answer that, Vince.
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- Honestly?
- Yeah.
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I kinda like them both.
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E, you should feel good.
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Movie star Vince Chase
would bang both your broads.
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I do. I feel really blessed.
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Three months in New York.
What's wrong with that, right?
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It's not all it's cracked up to be, though.
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Running errands, sitting on the set,
getting coffee? I'm not into it.
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I put this fucking movie together.
I get treated like a glorified gofer.
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You know, when I went to the reunion,
people would come up to me and say:
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"So what are you doing?"
And I'd say, "I'm Vince's guy."
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Are you here to talk about business?
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No, I'm here to talk about us.
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It's kinda the same thing, right?
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No, not to me it isn't.
You know what your problem is?
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No, but I have a feeling you do. So tell me.
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You are addicted to Vince.
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Great. More textbook psychobabble.
Come on, let's hear it.
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When you're around him, you feel great.
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But when you're not,
you go through withdrawal...
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and you talk about quitting all the time.
Classic addiction symptoms.
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So, what, this is all my fault?
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No. I think you're both
fucked-up codependents.
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What about us? What are we?
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We're a couple.
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Maybe we're not.
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No, really, I'm just completely disgusted.
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You call me and say we're going
to go to the game on the 21st.
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I'm waiting for your phone call.
I call your office.
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I don't get a call back.
Then I turn on the TV...
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and I see you sitting next to Vin Diesel.
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- So what the hell is that?
- I told Emily to call you.
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She didn't call you. She fucked up.
My Blackberry was broken.
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Wait a second, I called her, okay?
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She gave you that message,
and you never called me back.
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I was gonna go to the game with you.
I told Emily that we were gonna be late.
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Okay? I went to go talk to Vin.
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He's got an 18-wheeler with equipment
and going crazy.
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They're making power shakes.
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He's got the fucking crazy glasses on.
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I don't know what's happening.
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- I told Emily to call you.
- What language are you talking?
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You thought... Is this an excuse?
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- I don't know what you're talking about.
- It's exactly what happened.
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I still don't know. You're talking Chinese.
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I'm not talking Chinese.
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Larry, how you doing?
Good to see you, pal.
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- Johnny Drama.
- Yeah. Remember me?
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- Yeah, how you doing?
- Hey, Ari.
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Hey.
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- This whole thing?
- You like that?
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- You don't like it?
- It's okay.
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- How's the show going? Good?
- Yeah.
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Any good parts in there?
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- Maybe.
- That's great.
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So, we will speak,
and I will take you to a game.
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- Okay. All right.
- All right?
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- Bye, Lar.
- Larry, let's talk.
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Don't ever fucking harass a real client again.
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I know the guy.
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Ari! Come on.
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There he is. Johnny!
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Sorry I'm late.
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- How you doing, you good?
- Yeah.
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Why don't you come back to the office?
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Just tell me the deal's done.
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Basically, they don't have enough money
to pay for your flight.
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Or your room.
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Per diem?
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I know you're excited about this movie.
It's a good little part.
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But here's the thing.
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I got you an audition
for a guest-starring role in a pilot.
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- A pilot that's all but on the air.
- Yeah, what's it called?
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CSI: Minneapolis.
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Don Johnson...
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playing William Peterson,
playing David Caruso...
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playing the Gary Sinise role.
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Sounds great.
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It's like $10,000,
plus first-class airfare and expenses.
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- To Minneapolis.
- No, it shoots in Vancouver.
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Now, the dates conflict
with Queens Boulevard...
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and there's no flexibility.
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Shit. When it rains, it pours.
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Do you think I got a shot at this?
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You're Johnny Drama.
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You always got a shot.
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When I played that cokehead stoolie
on Miami Vice...
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I remember right after a take,
Don Johnson said, "Nice job, kid."
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- Or was it the black guy?
- What's the pay?
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A lot more than Queens Boulevard.
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Plus first-class accommodations,
fat per diem.
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That's a tough choice.
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What are you saying? No, it's not.
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Look, I'll tell you what. I'll put you up
in New York, and I'll double your per diem.
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My baby brother's
not putting me up anywhere.
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Come on, Drama. New Jack City.
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Room service, escorts.
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Everybody knows the best whores
in the country are in Vancouver.
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- Vancouver ain't the country.
- You know what I'm saying, jackass.
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There's no money to stay in a hotel, Turtle.
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What?
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I can't be bringing girls back
to my mom's house.
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- The walls are paper thin.
- You ain't making them scream anyway.
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What if I pay my own way?
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Yeah? How you gonna do that?
You gonna sell a kidney?
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The going-away party.
We can charge $10 a head to get in.
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- You wanna promote the going-away party?
- Interesting.
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Come on, Vince, I'll make us a boatload
of money, all right?
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You get 10% of the door...
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and a prime table surrounded
by all the hotties in L.A.
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- All you got to do is just smile.
- He doesn't need 10% of the door.
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Yes, he does,
after you got him the shitty deal.
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I told you, I didn't make his fucking deal.
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Vince, override this guy.
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E, come on. It's a party.
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It'll make Turtle feel good about himself
if he earns a little cash.
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Yes. It'll boost my self-esteem.
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What do you say?
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Yeah, whatever.
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Knock it out, Turtle.
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What's the movement
on Scarlett Johansson?
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You know what, Vince? I'm not your pimp.
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If you want Scarlett Johansson's number,
get it yourself.
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What did I say?
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Yo, mofos, check this out.
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Ready?
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Tobey Maguire's house.
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Bang, Spidey!
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What's better, Taggert or Taggert?
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What?
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Taggert or Taggert?
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- The first one.
- Damn. Really?
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Yeah. Thanks a lot, man.
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No problem.
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Viking Quest, right?
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Yeah, that's me.
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I knew it.
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Do you think I can get a signed picture
for my wall?
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- Yes.
- For an extra 1,000 invites.
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Why not? For Torvald, anything.
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Five minutes, that's all.
I'm just gonna say goodbye to her.
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Then you can cross her off the list.
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It never takes just five minutes with this girl.
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Five minutes.
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- Girls, what's happening?
- How you ladies doing?
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Big party Saturday night.
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Vince Chase is going out of town.
You gotta be there.
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You might have heard.
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Be there or be square.
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How you ladies doing?
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Off the hook.
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$10, but if you give me your phone number,
it's $5.
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It's gonna be a great party.
You don't wanna miss that.
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Honey, how are ya?
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- They call this work?
- God bless America!
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I've never been with anyone
that can fuck this long.
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I've been training for this movie.
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It's gonna be a great fucking movie.
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I've been sitting here for 45 minutes
while he's getting laid.
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Then you're an idiot. You should leave.
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- It's not Scarlett Johansson?
- No.
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God, he's so disrespectful.
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No. He's sick. He's codependent.
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Why do you think
he never got his driver's license?
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Fuck it. I'm leaving. Bullshit.
228
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Yeah. Okay. Hold on.
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Shauna, it's Richard again.
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God!
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Richard, you are
a spindly, weaselly, prick queen...
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I swear, if you print that about Gary Busey...
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I'm gonna do everything
in my power to ruin your fucking life.
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- I'll see you back at the office, Christy.
- All right.
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And stay on top of that douche bag.
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Yeah.
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Asshole.
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What the fuck is this now?
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God!
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Shauna, I agree.
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Bon voyage?
242
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:53,300
It sounds like you're shipping
a gay French couple off to sea.
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I didn't know anything about it.
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This is so low rent.
245
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You could've used bonded paper
and an approved photo.
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It looks like an audition for American Idol.
247
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:04,100
Eric, you should know better.
Use your fucking directional!
248
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,100
God damn it! These people driving here.
249
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:09,000
Vincent doesn't need his name
associated with nightclub promoting.
250
00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:11,300
God forbid, there's a Happy Land fire
in there...
251
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,900
like that Great White concert
in Rhode Island...
252
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,200
we're fucked. Get your house in order, Eric.
253
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,600
Jesus.
254
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,400
Who says it's my house?
255
00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:35,000
I just had Shauna rip me a new asshole.
256
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:37,700
You don't have to take shit from her.
She's a publicist.
257
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:42,500
Jerk-off, you plaster cheap crappy fliers
with Vince's picture all over town.
258
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,000
That wasn't cheap.
259
00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:46,700
I paid half price, and it was still expensive.
260
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,300
So you go behind my fucking back?
261
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,100
I didn't go behind your back.
262
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,500
You wanted nothing to do with this.
I did it myself.
263
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,300
You were too busy getting Vince
to do a movie...
264
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,700
that's gonna leave us homeless.
265
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,500
This movie's gonna make Vince's career.
266
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,800
It better. Or else we're all fucked.
267
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,200
Maybe we're fucked anyway.
268
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,800
Come on, Turtle. Let's go get this thing.
269
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:10,200
Knock them dead there, Drama.
Good luck, buddy.
270
00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:11,600
Thanks. Come on.
271
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,800
Look at you.
272
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:17,200
How you doing, baby?
I'm gonna nail this thing.
273
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,100
- Go get them, Johnny.
- All right.
274
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,300
What the fuck, E, you left me!
275
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:27,200
Luckily, look who I bumped into
driving down Wilshire.
276
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,900
- Hey, Eric.
- Hey, Janeen.
277
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:33,300
Janeen was sweet enough to give me a ride
after you ditched me.
278
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,100
Why did you do that to Vince, Eric?
279
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000
Yeah, E, why?
280
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,200
Why?
281
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,700
Long story.
282
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,600
- You want a drink, babe?
- You got any juice boxes?
283
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,200
You should've seen him coming down
Wilshire Blvd. All alone.
284
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,900
He looked so cute.
285
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:55,900
Are you okay?
286
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,700
I'm a little shaken up. But I think I'll be okay.
287
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,500
I can't believe you're leaving.
288
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,300
I'm just going for a couple months.
289
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:04,800
Yeah?
290
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,800
Vince, we gotta be at Ari's in 20 minutes.
291
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,500
Can you cover for me?
292
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:21,600
- We're gonna have a Jacuz.
- We gotta go over these deal points.
293
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,200
Could you get me some more money
on that, please?
294
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:27,100
- What if they want you to sign something?
- Come on, E.
295
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,400
Who forges my signature better than you?
Shall we?
296
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,600
Be nice to Vince.
297
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:36,100
Yeah. Thanks.
298
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,900
Taggert! We meet again.
299
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:44,700
For you, maybe.
I always relish our encounters.
300
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:49,300
No, Taggert.
I'm afraid it's your time that's up!
301
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,000
I just crushed that.
302
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,100
Pizza boy's here.
303
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:13,100
Really?
304
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,100
Really.
305
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,500
What's wrong with her?
306
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,600
Ask my permission before you bang
one of my assistants.
307
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,800
- How'd you know that?
- 'Cause I know all.
308
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:32,300
I could've told you this would end badly.
309
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,400
I gotta fire her so you don't feel weird.
310
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,500
Don't fire her.
311
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,100
I'll just sexually harass her until she quits.
312
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,000
- Where's Vinny?
- He sent me.
313
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,700
As long as I'm here, I want to talk.
314
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,100
Yeah?
315
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,600
About management.
316
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,200
There you go, baby. All right!
317
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,500
Come here. Let's hug it out, you little bitch!
I love it.
318
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,400
Step aside and let a professional take over.
That's fantastic.
319
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,500
Let's call Jimmy Miller. Let's get leverage.
320
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,400
360, Handprint. Any one of these.
321
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,200
Ari, I'm talking about me.
322
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:08,900
I thought you already were his manager.
Because, believe me...
323
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:12,400
I would not put up with this much shit
from anyone who wasn't.
324
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,000
I know I am. But I want to do it for real.
325
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,700
I wanna have the conversation. Lock it in.
326
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,200
You come to me for advice?
327
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:22,000
I'm gonna fucking cry.
All right, here's what you do.
328
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,500
You deal with talent
the same way you deal with women.
329
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,100
You have to make them believe...
330
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,800
they need you more than you need them.
331
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:28,900
He doesn't need me much.
332
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,700
Of course not. You're fucking worthless.
333
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,800
I could get a million morons to do the job.
334
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,800
- That's not the point.
- What is the point?
335
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:37,200
The point is that he is an insecure fuck...
336
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,500
like all beautiful but handed-everything-
on-a-silver platter people.
337
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,700
He doesn't trust anyone
in this world but you.
338
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,300
You've been born into royalty, baby.
You know that.
339
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,100
Now you just gotta be thankful
and wear the crown.
340
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,600
As much as I appreciate it,
I didn't come here to ask for your advice.
341
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,600
I came to ask for your support.
342
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,400
- Do I have a choice? No, I don't.
- No.
343
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,500
You got 1,000%.
344
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,900
Here's a little indie script, $60,000.
Big payday.
345
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,200
- Thanks.
- This is great.
346
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,300
What's next?
You get a uniform and a mustache?
347
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,600
I don't have health insurance.
348
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:12,600
- But I bet you had it over at Quiznos.
- Sbarros.
349
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:15,100
- And I had a business card.
- There you go.
350
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,100
What am I supposed to say to Emily
when I walk out?
351
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,100
Pretend you're on the phone.
You're focused.
352
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,800
You can't talk to her.
353
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,500
Let's try to get that immediately if we can.
354
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,800
See you later.
355
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:31,900
Johnny Chase?
356
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,800
Represent, bro.
357
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,000
- Sheila, how are ya?
- Hi, good. How are you?
358
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,700
- Hello.
- There he is.
359
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,000
- Thanks for having me.
- How ya doing?
360
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,100
- You look familiar.
- You auditioned for me a couple years ago.
361
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,400
How did that go?
362
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,000
- You know.
- You can't work them all.
363
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,600
All right. Any notes, any thoughts,
anything I should know?
364
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,700
No, just give it a shot. We'll go from there.
365
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,800
I could do this a million different ways.
366
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:05,200
Why don't you try it just one way?
Make a choice and give it a shot.
367
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,500
Stick to it.
368
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,500
Hooga! One time, baby. Come on.
369
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,000
Taggert, we meet again.
370
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,400
And that's one time too many.
371
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,000
For you, maybe.
372
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,800
I always relish these moments.
373
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,600
Your time is up, Conlon.
374
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,200
No, Taggert.
375
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,800
I'm afraid it's your time that's up.
376
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,200
Come on, man.
377
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:47,700
A little respect. Yo, back there.
378
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:50,000
I'm acting here. A little respect?
379
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,800
I mean, please.
380
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,100
Important e-mail.
381
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,900
I've been working on this thing all day.
This is important.
382
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,300
John, don't let it throw you.
383
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,500
- Just ignore him.
- Focus.
384
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,100
Fuck that, man! Tell this guy to focus.
385
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,100
Johnny, thank you for coming in.
386
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,700
- Appreciate it.
- Bye.
387
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:08,300
- Great job.
- Thank you.
388
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,900
You know what? Fuck you!
389
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,800
Shit.
390
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,000
I don't know. I thought he was great.
391
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,800
Fuck TV!
Let's go to New York and make a movie!
392
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:26,900
- There you go, baby.
- Can I stay with your mother?
393
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,900
I remember.
394
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,700
Of course you can bring her.
395
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,200
Yeah?
396
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,800
Hopefully I'll see you in the Hamptons.
397
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,600
Labor Day. I can't wait. Bye.
398
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,800
I think that's the last one.
399
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,200
- So, what are you doing for dinner tonight?
- What?
400
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,400
We should go to dinner before the party.
401
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,200
I want to talk to you about some stuff.
402
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:57,600
Some stuff? What do you mean?
Sounds weird.
403
00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,400
It's nothing weird.
404
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:03,200
E, you're not coming out of the closet,
are you?
405
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,300
'Cause you know I like long legs.
406
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,900
I want to talk to you
about being your manager.
407
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,500
As opposed to what?
408
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,600
As opposed to nothing,
which is what I am now.
409
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Kristen's been fucking with your head again.
410
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:22,000
- No, she has not.
- Come on, E.
411
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:25,200
Admit it. You guys have a very
dysfunctional relationship.
412
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:28,000
Every time you come from her,
you sound like her.
413
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:31,000
- Maybe she should be my manager.
- All right, fuck dinner.
414
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,200
Relax, E.
415
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:36,000
I wanted to go to dinner
and talk about this stuff there.
416
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:37,600
You're making me talk about it here.
417
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,800
And it's just not going right. Fuck dinner.
418
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:43,200
Nothing's been said. Nobody said anything.
419
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,900
Nothing's been talked about.
420
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,800
You want to take me to dinner?
You wanna talk business?
421
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:50,600
You want to woo me? Wine and dine me.
422
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:51,900
All right.
423
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,200
Let me pack up some things. We'll talk.
424
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:05,800
- Who's buying?
- I'm buying.
425
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,700
With my credit card that I pay the bill on.
426
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,500
I'm doing this real. This is no bullshit.
427
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,900
Great. Now I know what I'm gonna order.
428
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,100
Lanie!
429
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,200
- Did I hear you're going out of town?
- I'm leaving tonight.
430
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,300
I can't believe
you didn't say goodbye to me.
431
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,600
Why do you think I'm here?
I'm saying goodbye now.
432
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,000
Listen.
433
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,200
You remember that
really good bottle of wine...
434
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:27,400
that I got here with Ridley?
435
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,900
- Yeah, '82 Margaux.
- Yeah, that's the one.
436
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,100
We're gonna have two of those.
437
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,700
You must be important.
438
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,200
We'll see.
439
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,400
Before I...
440
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,300
Can we hold off a couple seconds
before we get into business?
441
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,000
My boys just showed.
442
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,800
- What up, player?
- Yo!
443
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:54,700
I'm hungry.
444
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,000
You want this real.
This is how I did it with Ari.
445
00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:01,000
- What are you gonna do for us?
- Yeah?
446
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,700
I've been doing this job for a year.
447
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,500
- I don't need to put up with this bullshit.
- E, you're really wooing me.
448
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,900
- E never was a real people person.
- That's gonna have to change...
449
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,200
if you want to be involved
in talent management.
450
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:14,400
Now, I'm pissed. What's your answer?
451
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,000
What's your sales pitch?
452
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,700
All right, Vince.
453
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,500
I picked your last movie.
454
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,300
I put you in this new movie. I know you.
455
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,100
I know your strengths.
I know your weaknesses.
456
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,800
- Yeah, you do have a few.
- Vince ain't got no weaknesses.
457
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,600
That's a double negative.
458
00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:39,400
You just said he's got weaknesses.
459
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:42,000
I'm starting to see how this business works.
460
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:45,700
I feel like I'm starting
to learn how to work it.
461
00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:48,000
How many times
have we heard that one, Vince?
462
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,100
Shut the fuck up, Turtle.
463
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,400
Vince, take your time.
Don't rush into anything.
464
00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:55,600
You guys are right.
I gotta think about things.
465
00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:58,400
- I like the way things are.
- I don't.
466
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,100
E, you know I don't like change.
467
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,600
I'm not going to New York.
468
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:05,000
- Really?
- Really.
469
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,900
I guess you gotta do what you gotta do.
470
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Fuck you, all right?
You asked me to move out here.
471
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,500
Don't forget that. Here you go, asshole.
472
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,600
You're still going
to the going-away party, right?
473
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:20,100
Shut up, Turtle.
474
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,600
I can't believe he's not coming.
How can he not come?
475
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,700
I knew this Kristen thing
was gonna backfire.
476
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,100
We should've made Emily work.
She was a career girl.
477
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,200
No.
478
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:39,300
He said Kristen had nothing to do with it.
It was his own stupid decision.
479
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,300
You made the stupid decision, bro.
480
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:45,300
- What?
- Yeah. You ain't that easy.
481
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:50,300
You think you're going to find someone
you like that could tolerate you 24l7?
482
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,600
I love you, bro. But I ain't doing it.
483
00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:53,800
I could do it.
484
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,600
Yes. That's a good option.
485
00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:08,000
Let's go party.
486
00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:10,600
Fuck that! I'm not going in there.
487
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,500
- Come on. One beer.
- No. Come on.
488
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,000
Let's get blasted on the plane.
Just the three of us.
489
00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:18,800
Fine by me. But I just gotta go in there first
and handle a little business.
490
00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:26,000
- Is that Vincent Chase in there?
- No. Vince is inside.
491
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,900
He just called me. I gotta go see him now.
492
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,400
Come in, though.
493
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,900
Yo, let me use your phone.
494
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:47,800
Hello?
495
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,700
This is awkward.
496
00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:53,200
I forgot my wallet.
497
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,500
Come on, Vince. Fuck you.
498
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,200
Seriously, it's somewhere
on the coffee table.
499
00:24:58,300 --> 00:24:59,700
Come on. What do you say?
500
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,200
I'd get it myself,
but I gotta go all the way there...
501
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:04,200
and all the way back. It just seems stupid.
502
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:06,000
What do you say? Come on.
503
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,400
Okay. I'll be there.
504
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:10,600
Thanks.
505
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,300
You're an asshole.
506
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,900
Excuse me, guys. Sorry. Have a good night.
507
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,700
You two, go get some drinks in there.
It's crazy.
508
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:29,500
- Cha-ching!
- Yeah.
509
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:33,000
My mother would rather be dead
than have you stay with us.
510
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,700
Sweet.
511
00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:30,400
Only a real asshole would spend $30,000
on a flight...
512
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,500
when the whole job's
only paying him $60,000.
513
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,900
It's worth it.
514
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:37,100
How else are we gonna bring
the Sherpa weed and the dog?
515
00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:39,800
You're still an asshole.
516
00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:42,500
- Here's your wallet.
- Thanks.
517
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:45,800
You're telling me
you're willing to fuck up our friendship...
518
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,300
'cause if this doesn't work out,
there's no turning back.
519
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,300
My best friend, I can't fire.
520
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,600
But my manager, he's replaceable.
521
00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:57,100
That's a chance I'm willing to take.
522
00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:03,500
Yeah, at 5% of me, I'd take that chance, too.
523
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,700
10%.
524
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,700
Plus health insurance.
525
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,600
Hello?
526
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,700
Who is that? Kristen? Let me talk to her.
527
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,200
I wanna settle this whole thing.
528
00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:13,400
Hold on a second.
529
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:16,300
Thanks for calling me back,
I really appreciate it.
530
00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:18,900
Hello?
531
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,100
Hi, Vince. It's Scarlett. Is this a bad time?
532
00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:26,400
Scarlett! How are you?
533
00:28:27,900 --> 00:28:29,100
Where are you?
534
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,100
I'm in New York, I just got in.
535
00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:35,300
Really? I'm on my way
to New York right now.
536
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,300
You wanna grab a late dinner?
537
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,900
Let's make it an early breakfast.
538
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,200
I tell you what. I'll call you when I land.
539
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:47,000
Okay. Cool.
540
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,900
- Talk to you later.
- See you later.
541
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,400
- Nice.
- That's what I do.
542
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,100
Get on the plane.
543
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:57,700
What about my car?
544
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,600
Your car?
You want me to buy you a new car?
545
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,300
- No, I like my car.
- Get the fuck out of here.
546
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:04,400
Leave it.
547
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:07,700
I can't have my manager driving around
in a piece of shit like that.
548
00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:12,000
You going somewhere?