1 00:00:01,364 --> 00:00:03,999 Drama: How do I know that girl Vince is talkin' to? 2 00:00:04,033 --> 00:00:05,967 - Turtle: That's Sasha Grey. - The porn star?! 3 00:00:06,002 --> 00:00:10,105 Former colleague Lizzie grant is trying to take clients. Who's she working for? 4 00:00:10,139 --> 00:00:13,275 Vince isn't gonna be the face of some Tequila company. He's not aunt jemima. 5 00:00:13,309 --> 00:00:15,510 - I read a script this morning. I want to do it. - Okay. 6 00:00:15,545 --> 00:00:17,179 - Stamos sent it to me. - Jesus. 7 00:00:17,213 --> 00:00:20,882 This is awkward. I happened to see your search history on the computer. 8 00:00:20,917 --> 00:00:21,950 Can we talk about this tonight? 9 00:00:21,984 --> 00:00:23,552 I might be hiding from you tonight. 10 00:00:23,586 --> 00:00:25,654 They want Saget. I wish I could've done more. 11 00:00:25,688 --> 00:00:29,191 - What's up, Vince? - This tequila's special. I want to be involved. 12 00:00:29,225 --> 00:00:32,594 - This is Sasha. - This is the man, the myth, the legend... Stan Lee. 13 00:00:32,628 --> 00:00:35,063 - Oh, you look familiar. - How'd the meeting go? 14 00:00:35,098 --> 00:00:37,833 Not great. Vince brought Sasha and apparently he was drunk. 15 00:00:37,867 --> 00:00:40,001 - Good evening, Ari. - Ari: Please don't tell me 16 00:00:40,036 --> 00:00:41,470 you're the one who picked up the stray Lizzie. 17 00:00:41,504 --> 00:00:43,839 Anyone she wants, I'm going after. 18 00:00:43,873 --> 00:00:45,741 Well, she's going after you too, Ari. 19 00:00:45,775 --> 00:00:47,743 I'm going to make your life miserable like you once made mine. 20 00:00:47,777 --> 00:00:49,778 Good night, Ari. 21 00:00:51,984 --> 00:01:01,219 Sync by honeybunny, corrected by gloriabg www.Addic7ed.Com 22 00:01:01,224 --> 00:01:03,225 ♪ oooh! ♪ 23 00:01:05,995 --> 00:01:08,029 ♪ yeah yeah! ♪ 24 00:01:08,064 --> 00:01:10,165 ♪ yeah yeah ♪ 25 00:01:10,199 --> 00:01:13,502 ♪ yeah, my mind had been enabled ♪ 26 00:01:13,536 --> 00:01:15,771 ♪ in the memory you overflow ♪ 27 00:01:15,805 --> 00:01:18,240 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 28 00:01:18,274 --> 00:01:20,442 ♪ even if I tumble, fall ♪ 29 00:01:20,510 --> 00:01:23,712 ♪ I'm okay ♪ 30 00:01:23,746 --> 00:01:28,016 ♪ but I need you desperately ♪ 31 00:01:28,050 --> 00:01:33,622 ♪ you know I need you desperately ♪ 32 00:01:39,662 --> 00:01:42,998 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 33 00:01:56,245 --> 00:01:59,281 ♪ yeah, oh yeah ♪ 34 00:01:59,315 --> 00:02:01,783 ♪ oh yeah. ♪ 35 00:02:09,958 --> 00:02:12,060 Turtle: Tell us, Vince, what are we doing here? 36 00:02:12,094 --> 00:02:15,330 We're having our own private launch party for our new tequila company. 37 00:02:15,364 --> 00:02:16,898 Name, Vin. Give 'em the name. 38 00:02:16,932 --> 00:02:18,333 Uh, tequila avion. 39 00:02:18,367 --> 00:02:20,335 - ( With accent ) Avión. - Avion. 40 00:02:20,369 --> 00:02:23,671 - Huh-uh, avión. - Avión! 41 00:02:23,706 --> 00:02:25,640 And who is this? 42 00:02:25,674 --> 00:02:27,242 This is my friend Sasha. 43 00:02:27,276 --> 00:02:29,010 Aren't we more than friends by now? 44 00:02:29,045 --> 00:02:31,246 Oh no no, we are. We're very good friends. 45 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,182 - And this is my friend. - Alex. 46 00:02:34,216 --> 00:02:36,484 Notice how she didn't say we're more than friends? 47 00:02:36,519 --> 00:02:38,686 You don't make a move soon, Turtle, I'm gonna have to. 48 00:02:38,721 --> 00:02:41,489 - What, am I not here? - I'm just saying. 49 00:02:41,524 --> 00:02:44,559 He's made moves. We're just taking it slow. 50 00:02:44,593 --> 00:02:47,796 Real slow. Like the 405 at rush hour. Ow. 51 00:02:47,830 --> 00:02:50,799 Well, Alex, all I know is I've had a lot of sex in my life 52 00:02:50,833 --> 00:02:53,435 and the best sex I've ever had was while drinking this. 53 00:02:53,469 --> 00:02:55,737 Can we quote international star 54 00:02:55,771 --> 00:02:57,872 of stage and screen Sasha Grey on that? 55 00:02:57,907 --> 00:03:01,543 I'm not shy. Drink this and you'll have the best sex of your life. 56 00:03:01,577 --> 00:03:05,213 Guys can fuck like me and girls can fuck like a porn star. 57 00:03:05,247 --> 00:03:07,949 - ( Laughs ) - Come on, Vince. 58 00:03:07,983 --> 00:03:09,751 That was awesome. 59 00:03:09,785 --> 00:03:12,153 Oh my God. ( Shrieks ) 60 00:03:12,188 --> 00:03:15,657 So what is the deal? Are you two gonna bang or what? 61 00:03:15,691 --> 00:03:17,459 Jesus, Drama. I thought you were dead. 62 00:03:17,493 --> 00:03:20,228 No, I'm just unemployed, sad and lonely. 63 00:03:20,262 --> 00:03:23,631 Don't worry, I'm saving a piece of my piece of this company for you. 64 00:03:23,666 --> 00:03:25,366 That makes me feel much better. 65 00:03:25,401 --> 00:03:28,303 Say something on camera about it. You're a pseudo-celeb. 66 00:03:28,337 --> 00:03:31,573 I don't drink tequila. I drink Johnny blue 67 00:03:31,607 --> 00:03:33,575 'cause I'm not a pseudo-man like you. 68 00:03:33,609 --> 00:03:36,277 - All right, you're out. - I am out. 69 00:03:36,312 --> 00:03:39,781 Doesn't drink tequila. Huh, what a loser. 70 00:03:39,815 --> 00:03:41,282 What? 71 00:03:41,317 --> 00:03:42,784 I was gonna kiss you. 72 00:03:42,818 --> 00:03:45,120 - You've already kissed me. - Fine, then I won't. 73 00:03:45,154 --> 00:03:47,622 Why? Why do you like teasing me so much? 74 00:03:47,656 --> 00:03:49,224 I told you, I'm not that easy. 75 00:03:49,258 --> 00:03:51,025 No, you're like breaking into Fort Knox. 76 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:53,228 Then I guess you'd better keep trying. 77 00:03:55,097 --> 00:03:58,399 - ( Cheering ) - Yay, Turtle. 78 00:04:01,203 --> 00:04:03,004 Okay, so what are we looking at here? 79 00:04:03,038 --> 00:04:06,074 Well, sexual harassment maybe. Wrongful termination possibly. 80 00:04:06,108 --> 00:04:08,209 I didn't terminate her. She quit. 81 00:04:08,244 --> 00:04:10,879 She felt that she was overlooked for a promotion she deserved. 82 00:04:10,913 --> 00:04:12,614 I would have given it to her. 83 00:04:12,648 --> 00:04:15,817 Whose side are you on? I didn't do anything wrong here. 84 00:04:15,851 --> 00:04:17,685 Obviously Amanda Daniels disagrees. 85 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,455 Why would she be willing to spend her money supporting Lizzie? 86 00:04:20,489 --> 00:04:22,357 - To get back at me. - For what? 87 00:04:22,391 --> 00:04:25,493 He stopped her from getting a job she wanted once upon a time also. 88 00:04:25,528 --> 00:04:26,895 There is no case here. 89 00:04:26,929 --> 00:04:29,097 You say Lizzie's written down things you've said? 90 00:04:29,131 --> 00:04:32,167 - Yes, in a journal. - Yeah, made-up words obviously. 91 00:04:32,201 --> 00:04:35,670 - Obviously. - Look, it's her word against mine, right? 92 00:04:35,704 --> 00:04:38,840 They'll subpoena everyone in this office. What might they say? 93 00:04:38,874 --> 00:04:40,608 What do you think they might say? 94 00:04:40,643 --> 00:04:43,678 He told me I'd look good with a ball gag in my mouth last week. 95 00:04:43,712 --> 00:04:46,014 - Ari. - Lloyd! 96 00:04:47,783 --> 00:04:49,551 - Yes? - What would you say 97 00:04:49,585 --> 00:04:52,153 about my treatment of you over the last five years? 98 00:04:52,188 --> 00:04:54,722 - Treatment? - This is Jim Lefkowitz, Lloyd. 99 00:04:54,757 --> 00:04:56,925 - Our attorney. - Attorney? 100 00:04:56,959 --> 00:04:59,694 - What's going on? - The lovely Lizzie Grant may sue me. 101 00:04:59,728 --> 00:05:02,330 And you, Lloyd, and everyone who works here may be asked 102 00:05:02,364 --> 00:05:05,533 to describe how Ari treats his employees. So what would you say? 103 00:05:05,568 --> 00:05:09,270 Ari has always been gracious and lovely, fair and reasonable. 104 00:05:09,305 --> 00:05:11,839 This has been a dreamlike job from minute one. 105 00:05:11,874 --> 00:05:13,408 And would you say that if you were under oath, 106 00:05:13,442 --> 00:05:15,543 facing a perjury charge and possible jail time? 107 00:05:15,578 --> 00:05:20,348 Oh God, I can't do time, Ari. I don't think anybody in my family could. 108 00:05:20,382 --> 00:05:22,817 - I'm sorry. - Go! 109 00:05:22,851 --> 00:05:25,053 So do you think others would speak better of him? 110 00:05:25,087 --> 00:05:27,121 Worse is my guess. 111 00:05:27,156 --> 00:05:29,490 What do you suggest? 112 00:05:29,525 --> 00:05:32,794 Well, I mean, you're trying to bring an N.F.L. team to Los Angeles. 113 00:05:32,828 --> 00:05:36,197 - So? - So the N.F.L. doesn't like controversy. 114 00:05:36,232 --> 00:05:38,900 This goes to trial, win or lose, that's over. You know that. 115 00:05:38,934 --> 00:05:40,935 And your wife and kids won't like it either. 116 00:05:40,970 --> 00:05:42,570 I haven't done anything wrong. 117 00:05:42,605 --> 00:05:45,073 - Jim, what do you suggest? - I suggest you offer Ms. Grant 118 00:05:45,107 --> 00:05:47,575 a generous amount of money to not pursue legal action. 119 00:05:47,610 --> 00:05:50,612 I already offered her a generous severance package. 120 00:05:50,646 --> 00:05:52,313 I'm offering her nothing else. 121 00:05:52,348 --> 00:05:55,016 I'll call her new boss and convince her 122 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:57,885 not to waste her time or her money on this thing. 123 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:01,256 Just make sure she doesn't write down everything you say. 124 00:06:01,290 --> 00:06:04,325 - She's right. - Jake! 125 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,961 Get Amanda Daniels on the phone. 126 00:06:08,364 --> 00:06:09,697 - Morning, E. - Morning. 127 00:06:09,732 --> 00:06:11,099 Late night? You look tired. 128 00:06:11,133 --> 00:06:12,934 I was up till 10:00 tasting wedding cakes. 129 00:06:12,968 --> 00:06:14,335 I'm not tired, I'm nauseous. 130 00:06:14,370 --> 00:06:16,638 - Any sign of an offer for Vince? - Mm-hmm. 131 00:06:16,672 --> 00:06:19,440 - How is it? - Oh, I didn't look. 132 00:06:19,475 --> 00:06:21,843 Okay, it's incredible. 133 00:06:23,212 --> 00:06:25,580 - Wow. Scott! - Oh, and a Billy Walsh called. 134 00:06:25,614 --> 00:06:27,782 - Oh, come on. - Yeah, why, who is he? 135 00:06:27,816 --> 00:06:30,084 He was supposed to be a big director for a minute. Never heard of him? 136 00:06:30,119 --> 00:06:31,886 - Shall I call him back? - No, but call Ari. 137 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:33,755 Tell him I want to talk to him about this. Thank you. 138 00:06:33,789 --> 00:06:35,423 Yes, Murray, I know. 139 00:06:35,457 --> 00:06:38,059 Yes, Murray, I know. Eric's here, he says hello. 140 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:39,560 - Hi, Murray. - He says hi, yeah. 141 00:06:39,595 --> 00:06:41,829 Okay, I love you. I really do. Have a good trip. 142 00:06:41,864 --> 00:06:44,499 - Have fun. Okay, bye. I hate myself. - What's the problem? 143 00:06:44,533 --> 00:06:47,068 - He wants me to babysit his house. - He's got a nice house. 144 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:49,470 He also has two pugs that do nothing but snore and shit. 145 00:06:49,505 --> 00:06:51,706 - Don't worry about that. Look at this. - What is it? 146 00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:53,708 Vince's offer for "Air-walker." 147 00:06:55,311 --> 00:06:58,780 - Back end? - Huge, and 12 upfront. 148 00:06:58,814 --> 00:07:01,015 - Holy shit! - ( Laughs ) 149 00:07:01,050 --> 00:07:02,984 I have Billy Walsh again. 150 00:07:03,018 --> 00:07:05,386 Tell him I'm out of town or something like that. 151 00:07:05,421 --> 00:07:07,822 - Did you call Ari? - I left word with his assistant. 152 00:07:07,856 --> 00:07:09,957 Call him back, tell him we're heading down there. 153 00:07:09,992 --> 00:07:11,659 - We are? - Yes. You can be 154 00:07:11,694 --> 00:07:14,495 my eyewitness that he had absolutely nothing to do with this. 155 00:07:14,530 --> 00:07:16,564 I can do that. 156 00:07:16,598 --> 00:07:19,300 - ( Roaring ) - ( People screaming ) 157 00:07:19,335 --> 00:07:22,770 Johnny, you've got to stop drinking. 158 00:07:22,805 --> 00:07:25,440 - Why? - 'Cause you've been going for 16 straight hours. 159 00:07:25,474 --> 00:07:28,009 - So have you. - Yeah, but I'm happy drinking. 160 00:07:28,043 --> 00:07:31,245 I'm gonna keep doing it until I get a job. 161 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:32,947 Maybe you should do a play. 162 00:07:32,981 --> 00:07:35,016 I'd love to, bro, but I can't afford it. 163 00:07:35,050 --> 00:07:36,751 My mortgage rate's ready to reset. 164 00:07:36,785 --> 00:07:39,887 Whatever movie I do next I'm making sure there's a role in it for you. 165 00:07:39,922 --> 00:07:42,724 - Vince... - And I got your mortgage until you find a job. 166 00:07:42,758 --> 00:07:44,992 And that will be pretty soon I'm sure. 167 00:07:45,027 --> 00:07:47,628 How do you know, bro? I was on a series six months ago. 168 00:07:47,663 --> 00:07:50,631 I haven't had an offer since. Correction... 169 00:07:50,666 --> 00:07:53,601 Dos equis asked me to be the least interesting man in the world. 170 00:07:53,635 --> 00:07:56,204 Johnny, this town is up and down, up and down. 171 00:07:56,238 --> 00:07:58,306 You know that. I mean, look at me. 172 00:07:58,340 --> 00:08:00,375 I was done, but I came back. 173 00:08:00,409 --> 00:08:02,810 - And you will too. - I hope so, bro. 174 00:08:02,845 --> 00:08:04,946 But for now, let me wallow in my misery. 175 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:06,914 Stop wallowing with my tequila. 176 00:08:06,949 --> 00:08:10,251 - I'm gonna run out of samples. - Boo. What, are you in a bad mood too? 177 00:08:10,285 --> 00:08:12,286 - No, why? - You look sad. 178 00:08:12,321 --> 00:08:14,155 I guess he couldn't close Alex. 179 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:15,923 It was looking pretty good to me. 180 00:08:15,958 --> 00:08:17,425 I closed. I closed. 181 00:08:17,459 --> 00:08:19,761 - Great, so how was it? - For me or for her? 182 00:08:19,795 --> 00:08:22,997 We know it couldn't have been any good for her, so let's hear about you. 183 00:08:23,031 --> 00:08:25,566 But first, have a drink. 184 00:08:25,601 --> 00:08:27,802 - It's 10:00 A.M. - Suit yourself. 185 00:08:27,836 --> 00:08:29,937 Top me off, bro. 186 00:08:29,972 --> 00:08:31,572 So what happened? 187 00:08:31,607 --> 00:08:34,609 I really don't want to talk about this. 188 00:08:34,643 --> 00:08:36,878 Lighten up, Turtle. If it's any consolation, 189 00:08:36,912 --> 00:08:39,113 this moonshine of yours is starting to grow on me. 190 00:08:39,148 --> 00:08:41,149 - Great. - Come on, tell us what happened. 191 00:08:41,183 --> 00:08:43,618 ( Sighs ) I closed. 192 00:08:43,652 --> 00:08:45,787 I did. I just didn't close well. 193 00:08:45,821 --> 00:08:48,322 What, did you pop off early? It's been a long time for you. 194 00:08:48,357 --> 00:08:50,158 Yeah, Turtle, that's no big deal. 195 00:08:50,192 --> 00:08:52,527 No, it wasn't that. It just didn't start out so good 196 00:08:52,561 --> 00:08:54,462 and then I couldn't find my groove. 197 00:08:54,496 --> 00:08:56,063 What, you didn't eat it right? 198 00:08:56,098 --> 00:08:58,633 - Disaster. - I'm sure you're just imagining it. 199 00:08:58,667 --> 00:09:01,736 No, I'm not. And the truth is I've been imagining it for a month. 200 00:09:01,770 --> 00:09:04,238 She is so hot and then finally 201 00:09:04,273 --> 00:09:08,109 I was all ready and I made my way down there and... 202 00:09:08,143 --> 00:09:10,244 - What? - Nothing. 203 00:09:10,279 --> 00:09:12,447 - Something. - You guys are gonna laugh at me. 204 00:09:12,481 --> 00:09:13,915 - No we won't. - No no no. 205 00:09:13,949 --> 00:09:17,685 Okay, I made my way down there just as the sun came up. 206 00:09:17,719 --> 00:09:20,054 The harsh light hit it directly 207 00:09:20,088 --> 00:09:21,956 and it was completely bald and I freaked. 208 00:09:21,990 --> 00:09:24,425 - ( Laughing ) - Yeah, see? 209 00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:27,094 I'm sorry. Why did you freak? 210 00:09:27,129 --> 00:09:28,930 Seriously, Turtle. I love that. 211 00:09:28,964 --> 00:09:32,433 It's like you peel back the curtains to reveal the mystery of Oz. 212 00:09:32,468 --> 00:09:34,068 I don't have a problem with it. 213 00:09:34,102 --> 00:09:36,804 It's just that close up with the sun, it shocked me. 214 00:09:36,839 --> 00:09:38,940 What, you never saw a shaved box before? 215 00:09:38,974 --> 00:09:41,275 I have in porn. Just not in 3D. 216 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:44,278 I've been with girls who were nicely groomed... landing strip. 217 00:09:44,313 --> 00:09:46,714 The landing strip went out in the mid 90s, bro. 218 00:09:46,748 --> 00:09:49,450 It's the truth. Everyone goes smooth nowadays. 219 00:09:49,485 --> 00:09:52,253 - Even you, I bet. - Smooth balls for sure. 220 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:54,455 And I hope you do yours as well. 221 00:09:54,490 --> 00:09:56,824 - I don't groom my dick, no. - Are you kidding? 222 00:09:56,859 --> 00:09:58,993 It's 2010. You'd better. 223 00:09:59,027 --> 00:10:01,863 - Do people really do this, Vin? - I only know about my own dick. 224 00:10:01,897 --> 00:10:03,898 And, Turtle, you should only worry about yours. 225 00:10:03,932 --> 00:10:06,567 But listen, you haven't been with many chicks since Jamie. 226 00:10:06,602 --> 00:10:08,569 Many meaning zero. 227 00:10:08,604 --> 00:10:10,705 And you were nervous. So I'm sure you did fine. 228 00:10:10,739 --> 00:10:13,274 No, I didn't. I need another shot. 229 00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:15,510 - Well, I am sure you will get one. - I hope. 230 00:10:15,544 --> 00:10:18,646 Well, if you do, you'd better do a little courtesy manscaping. 231 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:21,716 Can't have your dick looking like a chia pet, bro. 232 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:24,452 ( Laughs ) 233 00:10:24,986 --> 00:10:27,888 Can I just get a little support? At least tell me I'm not crazy. 234 00:10:27,922 --> 00:10:29,890 No, you're not crazy. Murray's hard on you. 235 00:10:29,924 --> 00:10:32,126 People get into patterns in work relationships. 236 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,561 Sometimes it's hard to get out of them. You'll see with Ari and I. 237 00:10:34,596 --> 00:10:36,397 - Why? How's that go? - Well, he's a dick. 238 00:10:36,431 --> 00:10:38,499 - Better not be a dick to me. - Take it easy. 239 00:10:38,533 --> 00:10:41,668 Would it be so bad if I gave Ari gold a smack in front of all his peers? 240 00:10:41,703 --> 00:10:43,704 Hey, Eric, and... 241 00:10:43,738 --> 00:10:45,272 - Scott. - Scott. 242 00:10:45,306 --> 00:10:48,275 I told your office now is not a good time. Ari is not in a great mood. 243 00:10:48,309 --> 00:10:50,844 - Has that whore called me back yet? - Told you. 244 00:10:50,879 --> 00:10:52,646 No, not yet. 245 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,715 - I'm gonna cheer him up, Jake. - No, Eric, wait. 246 00:10:54,749 --> 00:10:56,984 - Uh, Ari... - Hey, Ari. 247 00:10:57,018 --> 00:10:58,986 What is this, the Big Brother program of America? 248 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:00,954 - Except who's the Big Brother? - This is Scott Lavin. 249 00:11:00,989 --> 00:11:03,223 - So? - I called you last week twice about Vince. 250 00:11:03,258 --> 00:11:06,126 What are you two doing in my office when you don't have a meeting on the books? 251 00:11:06,161 --> 00:11:08,429 - Is he kidding? - We're here for Vince. 252 00:11:09,531 --> 00:11:11,031 Vince. You remember Vince? 253 00:11:11,066 --> 00:11:13,500 He doesn't play in the N.F.L. but he still makes a good amount of money. 254 00:11:13,535 --> 00:11:16,970 Who the fuck are you and why am I wasting my time listening to you? 255 00:11:17,005 --> 00:11:19,039 E, I got a lot on my plate. Speak fast. 256 00:11:19,074 --> 00:11:20,474 We got a big offer for Vince. 257 00:11:20,508 --> 00:11:23,243 Could be worth $100 million over three movies. 258 00:11:23,278 --> 00:11:25,746 - Look, now he's paying attention. - Scott. 259 00:11:27,649 --> 00:11:29,783 - Randall Wallace? - Scott: And Stan Lee. 260 00:11:29,818 --> 00:11:32,586 - Why don't I know about this? - 'Cause you don't call anybody back. 261 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,254 - I'll call Vince myself. - Don't do that. 262 00:11:34,289 --> 00:11:37,091 Truth is we got this done without you but we obviously care about your opinion. 263 00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:40,394 Thank you, I appreciate it. The truth is I've been a little under it lately. 264 00:11:40,428 --> 00:11:42,029 - E: N.F.L.? - Personal stuff. 265 00:11:42,063 --> 00:11:43,730 Oh wow. Everything okay with the family? 266 00:11:43,765 --> 00:11:45,466 - Yeah, thanks. - Amanda Daniels. 267 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,468 - I've got to take this. - She's on her way up. 268 00:11:47,502 --> 00:11:49,036 - She's on her way up? - Uh-huh. 269 00:11:49,070 --> 00:11:50,804 - What are you doing with Amanda? - Nothing. 270 00:11:50,839 --> 00:11:52,406 You hitting that? 271 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:55,409 Look, you guys got to go. This is really important. 272 00:11:55,443 --> 00:11:57,511 I will call you as soon as I go over this very thoroughly. 273 00:11:57,545 --> 00:12:00,647 - He is hitting that. - Listen, E, I'll call you in an hour. 274 00:12:00,682 --> 00:12:04,351 Make sure that your dopplegang-banger stays off the line. Go! 275 00:12:06,121 --> 00:12:08,322 - Hello, Amanda. - Hello, Eric. 276 00:12:08,356 --> 00:12:11,558 - Get the fuck out. - Don't ever touch me again, you fucking jerkoff. 277 00:12:11,593 --> 00:12:13,193 What are you doing here, Amanda? 278 00:12:13,228 --> 00:12:15,562 You called and I thought you might threaten me to my face. 279 00:12:15,597 --> 00:12:18,465 - No one wants to threaten you, okay? - Then what do you want? 280 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:21,001 I just simply want to know if you really want to burn 281 00:12:21,035 --> 00:12:24,304 every last dollar that you have trying to slander my name. 282 00:12:24,339 --> 00:12:26,073 - Slander? - Mm-hmm. 283 00:12:26,107 --> 00:12:27,908 No, I read Lizzie's journals. 284 00:12:27,942 --> 00:12:30,344 There's some pretty horrific stuff in there, even for you. 285 00:12:30,378 --> 00:12:33,547 - Why are you doing this? - Because once upon a time you walked into my office 286 00:12:33,581 --> 00:12:36,617 and you took a job away from me that I deserved simply because you could. 287 00:12:36,651 --> 00:12:39,853 - So it's about payback? - No no, this is like arms control. 288 00:12:39,888 --> 00:12:44,091 See, you're like Iran and I need to take away your weapons because you're reckless. 289 00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:46,126 You're smart enough to know it's only a matter of time 290 00:12:46,161 --> 00:12:48,562 before I scoop up one of your castoffs and sue you right back. 291 00:12:48,596 --> 00:12:50,330 ( Laughs ) Unlike you, 292 00:12:50,365 --> 00:12:52,699 I had the foresight to work Lizzie for a while. 293 00:12:52,734 --> 00:12:55,202 So I have proof, you'd only have hearsay. 294 00:12:55,236 --> 00:12:58,472 Lizzie's little work-of-fiction journal proves that I'm guilty 295 00:12:58,506 --> 00:13:01,909 like Lindsay "blow-han" proves that fame is fucking healthy. 296 00:13:01,943 --> 00:13:04,678 ( Laughs ) She has recordings of you too. 297 00:13:04,712 --> 00:13:06,346 - Your voice. - Bullshit. 298 00:13:06,381 --> 00:13:08,582 Oh, it's true. The tapes are so clear 299 00:13:08,616 --> 00:13:10,317 it sounds like they were professionally recorded. 300 00:13:10,351 --> 00:13:12,186 - You heard them? - I listened to them, yeah, 301 00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:14,988 the last three nights and played with myself while fantasizing 302 00:13:15,023 --> 00:13:17,691 about fucking you in the ass. 303 00:13:17,725 --> 00:13:20,260 Anything else you wanted to say? I freed up my afternoon. 304 00:13:20,295 --> 00:13:23,397 You follow through on this and you're starting a war. 305 00:13:23,431 --> 00:13:26,200 Then man up, Ari, because I love to battle. 306 00:13:27,368 --> 00:13:28,902 ( Laughs ) It's funny, you know. 307 00:13:28,937 --> 00:13:31,305 This was actually less hostile than I expected. 308 00:13:35,843 --> 00:13:38,979 So Vince has been tweeting the shit out of the tequila. 309 00:13:39,013 --> 00:13:40,514 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 310 00:13:40,548 --> 00:13:43,283 - Said he started a new company. - That's great. 311 00:13:43,318 --> 00:13:44,885 I was thinking of posting some of the videos. 312 00:13:44,919 --> 00:13:47,988 - The cool ones, not the silly ones. - Yeah. 313 00:13:48,022 --> 00:13:50,624 Totally. 314 00:13:50,658 --> 00:13:52,626 How's your sandwich? 315 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:55,162 Good. 316 00:13:55,196 --> 00:13:56,463 Cool. 317 00:13:56,497 --> 00:13:58,031 Better than last night. 318 00:13:59,334 --> 00:14:01,435 - What? - I'm kidding. 319 00:14:01,469 --> 00:14:05,038 - No you weren't. - Come on, it was awkward. 320 00:14:05,073 --> 00:14:08,475 - You think? - I think maybe we just did it too soon. 321 00:14:08,509 --> 00:14:10,777 Or maybe we shouldn't have done it at all. 322 00:14:10,812 --> 00:14:12,546 No no no, of course we should have done it. 323 00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:13,880 It was my fault. It was me. 324 00:14:13,915 --> 00:14:15,716 - I take full responsibility. - For what? 325 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:18,252 - For the awkwardness. - What happened? 326 00:14:18,286 --> 00:14:21,421 We were having a great time and then the second the clothes came off 327 00:14:21,456 --> 00:14:24,057 you turned into a clumsy mute. 328 00:14:24,092 --> 00:14:25,726 I wasn't feeling great. 329 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,061 I don't know, Turtle. Maybe we're just not meant to be like that. 330 00:14:28,096 --> 00:14:30,998 I mean, Sasha said she had the best sex of her life on our Tequila. 331 00:14:31,032 --> 00:14:32,733 I thought it was the worst. 332 00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:35,168 It wasn't the worst. 333 00:14:35,203 --> 00:14:37,471 Okay, you've got to give me another shot. 334 00:14:37,505 --> 00:14:39,706 Maybe we're just meant to be business partners. 335 00:14:39,741 --> 00:14:42,476 No no no, come on. I will wine you and dine you 336 00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:45,078 and woo you and I will blow your mind in bed. 337 00:14:45,113 --> 00:14:46,747 You think? 338 00:14:46,781 --> 00:14:48,849 Let me try. 339 00:14:48,883 --> 00:14:50,517 Okay. 340 00:14:50,551 --> 00:14:52,452 You can try. 341 00:14:52,487 --> 00:14:55,589 Excuse me. Can I have some ketchup, please? 342 00:15:02,397 --> 00:15:04,197 - Hello. - Hi. 343 00:15:04,232 --> 00:15:06,667 Hi, I'm William Walsh. I'm an old friend of Vince's. 344 00:15:06,701 --> 00:15:08,902 I'm Sasha, a new friend of Vince's. 345 00:15:08,936 --> 00:15:11,104 Billy Walsh. Oh my God. 346 00:15:11,139 --> 00:15:13,407 Vince, how are you? It's been awhile. 347 00:15:13,441 --> 00:15:15,309 I'll say. Come here. How are you? 348 00:15:15,343 --> 00:15:18,378 - I'm okay. - Hey, Sash, this is Billy Walsh, 349 00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:20,380 - an amazing filmmaker. - That's kind of you to say. 350 00:15:20,415 --> 00:15:22,883 I thought you looked familiar, but different. 351 00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:24,651 I've been through a lot and back again. 352 00:15:24,686 --> 00:15:26,353 - Can I come in? - Of course, of course. 353 00:15:26,387 --> 00:15:30,090 Hey, Johnny, look who's here. 354 00:15:30,124 --> 00:15:33,093 Jeez, Billy Walsh. It's like a mirage. 355 00:15:33,127 --> 00:15:36,396 - How are you, Drama? - Peachy, Billy. 356 00:15:36,431 --> 00:15:38,265 I'm getting jerked off by the network 357 00:15:38,299 --> 00:15:40,667 'cause nobody can find a idea for me. 358 00:15:40,702 --> 00:15:42,235 You got one? 359 00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:44,171 Not off the top of my head, no. 360 00:15:44,205 --> 00:15:46,006 Superb. 361 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,441 You seem angry, Drama. 362 00:15:47,475 --> 00:15:50,277 I've always been, Billy. Only now I'm drunk too. 363 00:15:50,311 --> 00:15:53,380 - I shot a movie with you. - Yeah, uh... 364 00:15:53,414 --> 00:15:56,216 You know, maybe this wasn't the best place for me to come. 365 00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:59,019 Porn stars, alcohol, manic depressives... 366 00:15:59,053 --> 00:16:02,823 I've avoided all temptation for the last 24 months now. 367 00:16:02,857 --> 00:16:04,391 So what are you doing here, Billy? 368 00:16:04,425 --> 00:16:07,260 I came to get back into the business I left behind. 369 00:16:07,295 --> 00:16:10,897 Vince isn't gonna make another stinker with you, Billy, if that's what you're thinking. 370 00:16:10,932 --> 00:16:15,168 - No, Vince isn't what I need at this point. - So what do you need? 371 00:16:15,203 --> 00:16:17,037 E. 372 00:16:20,441 --> 00:16:22,109 Vince needs to get rid of Ari. 373 00:16:22,143 --> 00:16:25,145 - Enough already. - I'm being serious. 374 00:16:25,179 --> 00:16:27,614 I mean, the guy is barely even in the business anymore. 375 00:16:27,648 --> 00:16:30,751 What do you think is gonna happen when he's standing on an N.F.L. sideline 376 00:16:30,785 --> 00:16:33,019 spending all his time trying to bang cheerleaders? 377 00:16:33,054 --> 00:16:35,155 Look, Ari's got a big mouth but he's done a lot by us. 378 00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:37,190 And he's obviously got some serious stuff going on. 379 00:16:37,225 --> 00:16:39,659 So does Vince and he needs someone who's gonna be on the ball. 380 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,528 Are you telling me you can't handle an offer? 381 00:16:41,562 --> 00:16:44,364 You can't make sure he's paid? Make sure he has a nice trailer? 382 00:16:44,399 --> 00:16:46,767 Ari and Vince's attorneys handle the little details. 383 00:16:46,801 --> 00:16:49,870 We can take it to his attorney. We can handle the details. 384 00:16:49,904 --> 00:16:53,206 If Ari's so stressed out maybe he'd appreciate you taking the reins on this one. 385 00:16:53,241 --> 00:16:55,442 Come on, aren't you tired of being a pushover? 386 00:16:55,476 --> 00:16:57,244 - Who's a pushover? - We both are. 387 00:16:57,278 --> 00:16:58,678 We handled this thing for Vince. 388 00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,414 We're basically the ones keeping this company afloat. 389 00:17:00,448 --> 00:17:02,849 - So now you're back to Murray? - Of course I'm back to Murray. 390 00:17:02,884 --> 00:17:05,786 We do all the work. I mean, the guy is literally never here. 391 00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:07,921 - I wouldn't say never. - You wouldn't say never? 392 00:17:07,955 --> 00:17:10,991 Murray! Hey, Murray! 393 00:17:11,025 --> 00:17:13,493 - Anyone seen Murray, ever? - Are you on drugs? 394 00:17:13,528 --> 00:17:15,962 No, I'm fucking angry, as you should be too. 395 00:17:15,997 --> 00:17:18,064 - About what, Murray or Ari? - About both of them. 396 00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:21,334 They are checking out, okay? We cannot. 397 00:17:21,369 --> 00:17:23,303 This is our future, all right? 398 00:17:23,337 --> 00:17:25,105 You saw how we handled this deal with Vince. 399 00:17:25,139 --> 00:17:26,907 You saw how we handled Ari. 400 00:17:26,941 --> 00:17:29,443 We can run Vince and this company without either one of them. 401 00:17:29,477 --> 00:17:31,878 You do realize that I'm marrying Murray's god-daughter, right? 402 00:17:31,913 --> 00:17:34,948 - The one who got me this job. - Family before business, I get it. 403 00:17:34,982 --> 00:17:37,884 But you and Sloan are about to start your own family so you need to start... 404 00:17:37,919 --> 00:17:40,720 - Shauna's on the phone and she's freaking out. - Who isn't? 405 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:43,557 She says that Vince tweeted that he started some tequila company 406 00:17:43,591 --> 00:17:45,692 and Turtle posted some racy videos about it. 407 00:17:45,726 --> 00:17:48,061 Awesome. 408 00:17:56,904 --> 00:18:00,207 No, I did not know that Vince was dating a porn star, Shauna. 409 00:18:01,742 --> 00:18:05,111 No, I didn't know he started his own tequila company either. 410 00:18:05,146 --> 00:18:06,980 I have to go. 411 00:18:07,014 --> 00:18:10,617 Lizzie Grant. I didn't know that you ate here. 412 00:18:10,651 --> 00:18:12,252 Well, I know you don't eat here 413 00:18:12,286 --> 00:18:14,287 'cause you don't like, and I'm quoting, 414 00:18:14,322 --> 00:18:16,523 "eating with all the pussy-ass bitch agents." 415 00:18:16,557 --> 00:18:19,392 You know what? I have grown to love my own kind. 416 00:18:19,427 --> 00:18:21,328 - Are you following me? - You can't prove it. 417 00:18:21,362 --> 00:18:24,231 You would be amazed at what I could prove. 418 00:18:24,265 --> 00:18:26,199 - I talked to your boss. - I'm aware. 419 00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:29,236 Yeah, she may use nicer words but she's a much worse person than me. 420 00:18:29,270 --> 00:18:31,304 Anyone in this town could tell you that. 421 00:18:31,339 --> 00:18:33,406 That is so funny because she swears 422 00:18:33,441 --> 00:18:35,775 you're the worst person she's ever dealt with. 423 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,612 - Stealing clients... - Have you ever seen me steal clients? 424 00:18:38,646 --> 00:18:40,714 Ari, I have no interest in talking to you. 425 00:18:40,748 --> 00:18:44,217 Well, I have an interest in you not sullying my name. 426 00:18:44,252 --> 00:18:46,486 So tell me what you want. 427 00:18:46,521 --> 00:18:48,989 - What I want? - Yes. 428 00:18:49,023 --> 00:18:51,191 How much money to settle 429 00:18:51,225 --> 00:18:53,860 so we don't end up in court where you will lose? 430 00:18:53,895 --> 00:18:58,064 A writer's assistant on a sitcom once sued for inappropriate talk. 431 00:18:58,099 --> 00:19:00,634 It went to the supreme court. You know what they told her? 432 00:19:00,668 --> 00:19:04,137 They told her that the writers can talk about gang-banging her 433 00:19:04,171 --> 00:19:06,640 all day long as long as they don't do it. 434 00:19:06,674 --> 00:19:08,608 I know the case. They're creative. 435 00:19:08,643 --> 00:19:11,645 You're certainly not. So you can talk about gang-banging all day, 436 00:19:11,679 --> 00:19:13,713 but you're the only one who's gonna get fucked. 437 00:19:13,748 --> 00:19:15,248 - 100,000. - No. 438 00:19:15,283 --> 00:19:16,983 - 250. - How about 10 million? 439 00:19:17,018 --> 00:19:20,186 - Don't be absurd. - You think I'm being absurd? 440 00:19:20,221 --> 00:19:22,489 I think that you're whoring yourself out 441 00:19:22,523 --> 00:19:24,524 to a witch of a woman who is trying to get you 442 00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:27,594 - to slander a good family man's name. - ( Laughs ) 443 00:19:27,628 --> 00:19:29,796 $1 million not to sue. 444 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:32,165 Ari, I cannot tell you 445 00:19:32,199 --> 00:19:34,701 how good it makes me feel to watch you squirm. 446 00:19:34,735 --> 00:19:37,404 But you can rest easy, 'cause I've already told Amanda 447 00:19:37,438 --> 00:19:39,406 that I'm not gonna sue you. So keep your money. 448 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,374 - You're not? - No. 449 00:19:41,409 --> 00:19:45,111 I will make my money because I'm smart and I'm talented, 450 00:19:45,146 --> 00:19:46,913 not because you're repugnant. 451 00:19:46,948 --> 00:19:49,149 I think you're doing the right thing, 452 00:19:49,183 --> 00:19:51,351 because no one needs to hear about our past. 453 00:19:51,385 --> 00:19:52,819 No, that's where you're wrong. 454 00:19:52,853 --> 00:19:54,955 Everyone needs to hear. 455 00:19:54,989 --> 00:19:57,824 I want the women of the world to know how you treat them. 456 00:19:57,858 --> 00:19:59,759 What does that mean? 457 00:19:59,794 --> 00:20:01,194 Check "Deadline Hollywood." 458 00:20:01,228 --> 00:20:03,263 I'm sure the story should be posted sometime soon, 459 00:20:03,297 --> 00:20:04,864 unless you can buy them off. 460 00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:07,934 You sent tapes of me to "Deadline Hollywood"? 461 00:20:07,969 --> 00:20:09,469 Is that even legal? 462 00:20:09,503 --> 00:20:11,671 Sue me. 463 00:20:16,177 --> 00:20:17,944 ( Grunts ) 464 00:20:17,979 --> 00:20:20,180 I thought you wanted to conserve your product. 465 00:20:20,214 --> 00:20:22,449 - I want to relax. - You freaking about tonight? 466 00:20:22,483 --> 00:20:24,918 I'm not freaking, I'm just on edge a little. 467 00:20:24,952 --> 00:20:27,821 Let me tell you, shoving that poison down your throat is not the remedy. 468 00:20:27,855 --> 00:20:30,657 Poison? This is 100% pure agave. 469 00:20:30,691 --> 00:20:33,827 The only remedy for you is storming the hairless beaches. 470 00:20:33,861 --> 00:20:35,629 You're gonna be fine, Turtle. 471 00:20:35,663 --> 00:20:37,097 I don't normally have performance issues. 472 00:20:37,131 --> 00:20:39,165 Yeah, you perform as often as Led Zeppelin. 473 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,501 You should probably take a cab. Or I can drive you. 474 00:20:41,535 --> 00:20:42,736 You should take a cab. 475 00:20:42,770 --> 00:20:45,205 I like you two as my parents. 476 00:20:45,239 --> 00:20:47,774 - Hey, Vin, where's the can? - To the left. 477 00:20:47,808 --> 00:20:50,310 Yo, Turtle, you want a Cialis? 478 00:20:50,344 --> 00:20:52,345 No. Maybe. 479 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:54,648 Hi, I need a cab for 3750 Longo. 480 00:20:54,682 --> 00:20:56,616 Johnny, why do you carry around Cialis? 481 00:20:56,651 --> 00:20:58,752 In case I really got to bury one. 482 00:20:58,786 --> 00:21:01,855 - You should use kaboom. You get a bigger bang. - Good tip. 483 00:21:01,889 --> 00:21:04,324 E, to what do we owe this pleasure? 484 00:21:04,358 --> 00:21:06,660 Turtle posted a video of you and Sasha on Twitter. 485 00:21:06,694 --> 00:21:08,428 I just got reamed out by Shauna. 486 00:21:08,462 --> 00:21:10,797 That was unintentional. I edited smaller parts. 487 00:21:10,831 --> 00:21:13,333 - I just accidentally uploaded the whole thing. - I thought it was cute. 488 00:21:13,367 --> 00:21:15,268 A movie star telling guys to fuck like him 489 00:21:15,302 --> 00:21:17,570 and girls to fuck like a porn star isn't cute, Vince. 490 00:21:17,605 --> 00:21:19,139 - I said that? - Yes. 491 00:21:19,173 --> 00:21:21,641 - You did. - I'm sure the way I said it was very charming. 492 00:21:21,676 --> 00:21:24,678 Turtle, what happened? I thought the Tequila company was gonna be on the down low. 493 00:21:24,712 --> 00:21:26,413 No, it only went out to my Twitter followers. 494 00:21:26,447 --> 00:21:28,548 - You have a million and a half followers. - I do? 495 00:21:28,582 --> 00:21:30,784 Yeah, now T.M.Z., Perez Hilton 496 00:21:30,818 --> 00:21:32,886 and Just Jared all want to know if Sasha's your girlfriend. 497 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,487 Well, tell them she is. 498 00:21:34,522 --> 00:21:36,790 I thought we were just really good friends. 499 00:21:36,824 --> 00:21:39,359 Look, Vince, you just got the biggest offer of your career today, all right? 500 00:21:39,393 --> 00:21:41,661 - I just want to make sure you're focused. - I'm focused. 501 00:21:41,696 --> 00:21:44,164 - I'm focused. Aren't I focused? - Seems focused to me. 502 00:21:44,198 --> 00:21:46,700 You see? So how was the offer? Was it good? 503 00:21:46,734 --> 00:21:49,135 Yeah, it's great. Ari's looking it over right now. 504 00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:51,037 All right. Well, things are happening. 505 00:21:51,072 --> 00:21:54,040 No kidding. Check out this B.B.M. I got today. 506 00:21:55,743 --> 00:21:58,812 E, I've tried you several times at the office. 507 00:21:58,846 --> 00:22:02,382 I would love it if you could see yourself giving me five minutes of your time. 508 00:22:02,416 --> 00:22:04,551 - Technology is amazing. - What's amazing 509 00:22:04,585 --> 00:22:06,920 is that somebody gave this clown my B.B.M. Address. 510 00:22:06,954 --> 00:22:09,089 Hey, suit. Long time. 511 00:22:09,123 --> 00:22:11,825 ( Growls ) 512 00:22:14,795 --> 00:22:18,231 Do you want Jerry Jones? 513 00:22:18,265 --> 00:22:21,134 And you still haven't called back Jeff Katzenberg 514 00:22:21,168 --> 00:22:22,869 or Mike Meldman or Tracy Morgan. 515 00:22:22,903 --> 00:22:25,538 I don't want to talk to anybody. Was I not clear? 516 00:22:25,573 --> 00:22:28,041 Nobody! I don't care if Justin Bieber calls 517 00:22:28,075 --> 00:22:31,177 and wants me to negotiate the rights to his virginity. 518 00:22:31,212 --> 00:22:33,747 I don't want to talk to him. Nobody! 519 00:22:34,749 --> 00:22:37,717 Uh, your wife is here. 520 00:22:37,752 --> 00:22:40,487 - Hello, Mrs. Gold. Ari doesn't wish to speak. - Hello. 521 00:22:40,521 --> 00:22:42,455 - Get the fuck out of the way. - Oh, I'm sorry. 522 00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:45,158 - You shouldn't talk to your assistants like that. - I know, I'm sorry. 523 00:22:45,192 --> 00:22:47,494 - What are you doing here? - I told you I was coming by with the swatches 524 00:22:47,528 --> 00:22:48,928 so that we could redo your office. 525 00:22:48,963 --> 00:22:50,463 - Oh. - You forgot. 526 00:22:50,498 --> 00:22:52,766 - No, I... - Okay, what do you think of this one? 527 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,868 - Like it. - You didn't even look. 528 00:22:54,902 --> 00:22:56,236 No no, I glanced. 529 00:22:56,270 --> 00:22:58,638 Baby, I got quick eyeballs. U know that. 530 00:22:58,672 --> 00:23:00,673 And I trust your taste. You have amazing taste. 531 00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:03,376 - And I love that. - I'd like you to be involved. 532 00:23:03,410 --> 00:23:05,845 - Why? - It would give us something that we could do together. 533 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,881 Something we could do... We do everything together. 534 00:23:07,915 --> 00:23:10,784 - No, not anymore we don't. - What do you mean? 535 00:23:10,818 --> 00:23:13,853 - Since the merger. - What since the merger? 536 00:23:13,888 --> 00:23:16,022 - I don't feel good. - Why? 537 00:23:16,056 --> 00:23:19,392 Because you're never home. Now with this N.F.L. thing... 538 00:23:19,426 --> 00:23:21,427 - That may not happen. - Why not? 539 00:23:21,462 --> 00:23:23,663 - It may not happen. - Why not? What's happening? 540 00:23:23,697 --> 00:23:25,298 Nothing. 541 00:23:25,332 --> 00:23:27,867 I feel like you've been keeping a lot of secrets lately. 542 00:23:27,902 --> 00:23:31,037 Honey, no. Listen, let's go to an early dinner, 543 00:23:31,071 --> 00:23:33,706 just the two of us. We'll talk about everything. All right? 544 00:23:33,741 --> 00:23:36,543 I'm sorry, Ari. Dana Gordon's on the line. Says it's urgent about Vince. 545 00:23:36,577 --> 00:23:38,545 I'll call you in an hour, take you to Madeo. 546 00:23:38,579 --> 00:23:40,880 - Just you and me, okay? - Okay. 547 00:23:43,450 --> 00:23:45,118 - Put her through. - ( Phone rings ) 548 00:23:45,152 --> 00:23:47,353 Dana, is this really important? 549 00:23:47,388 --> 00:23:50,723 If Vince is really gonna carry this studio's next franchise, I'd say it is. 550 00:23:52,326 --> 00:23:54,227 - ( Moans ) - Does that feel good? 551 00:23:54,261 --> 00:23:56,296 Amazing. 552 00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:58,298 - I told you I could do this. - Yeah you can. 553 00:23:58,332 --> 00:24:01,167 - You're incredible. - Shh. 554 00:24:03,103 --> 00:24:04,904 Sorry if I caused you any stress. 555 00:24:04,939 --> 00:24:06,339 It's okay. 556 00:24:06,373 --> 00:24:08,208 I just thought it was your first time. 557 00:24:08,242 --> 00:24:09,742 First time what? 558 00:24:09,777 --> 00:24:12,011 You know, having sex. 559 00:24:12,046 --> 00:24:14,247 Are you serious? 560 00:24:14,281 --> 00:24:17,116 - It's okay if it was. - I'm 30. 561 00:24:17,151 --> 00:24:19,052 I'm just saying. 562 00:24:19,086 --> 00:24:21,788 You really think I'm some ugly loser, huh? 563 00:24:21,822 --> 00:24:24,457 - I didn't say that. - No, but the first time I tried to kiss you 564 00:24:24,491 --> 00:24:27,660 you looked at me like I was a venereal disease. I'm cute. 565 00:24:27,695 --> 00:24:30,163 You are, Turtle, and I didn't see it at first. 566 00:24:30,197 --> 00:24:32,432 - But I see it now. - Good. 567 00:24:32,466 --> 00:24:34,801 But something was up last night. 568 00:24:34,835 --> 00:24:37,604 - Just let it go. - Was it me? 569 00:24:37,638 --> 00:24:39,272 No no, are you crazy? 570 00:24:39,306 --> 00:24:42,442 - Just tell me what it was. - I'm immature. 571 00:24:42,476 --> 00:24:44,777 What do you mean? 572 00:24:44,812 --> 00:24:46,779 I've never been with a girl before 573 00:24:46,814 --> 00:24:50,350 who was totally shaved down there. 574 00:24:50,384 --> 00:24:52,318 - It freaked me out. - Wow. 575 00:24:52,353 --> 00:24:54,020 - Yeah. - You are immature. 576 00:24:54,054 --> 00:24:56,322 I know. I had dreams all night about playing pac-man. 577 00:24:56,357 --> 00:24:59,425 - Pac-man? - You know, pac-man. 578 00:25:01,061 --> 00:25:04,197 Oh my God. Is that why you shaved too? 579 00:25:04,231 --> 00:25:06,099 Yeah, why? You don't like it? 580 00:25:06,133 --> 00:25:08,768 ( Laughs ) No, I don't like it. 581 00:25:08,802 --> 00:25:12,272 Guys are supposed to trim, not go totally bald. 582 00:25:12,306 --> 00:25:15,541 Thanks, Drama. So did I totally just fuck this up again? 583 00:25:15,576 --> 00:25:18,011 No, it'll grow back. 584 00:25:21,548 --> 00:25:23,783 I really appreciate you taking the time to meet with me. 585 00:25:23,817 --> 00:25:25,585 I didn't have much choice, Billy. 586 00:25:25,619 --> 00:25:27,787 We all have choices and I've made some bad ones. 587 00:25:27,821 --> 00:25:29,956 Yeah. What can I do for you, Billy? 588 00:25:29,990 --> 00:25:33,459 I need you to help guide me out of the toilet like you did Vince. 589 00:25:33,494 --> 00:25:37,363 - Why would you want me? - Because, man, you were the first guy to believe in me. 590 00:25:37,398 --> 00:25:39,399 You found my first script, you got me Vince, 591 00:25:39,433 --> 00:25:42,335 you got us the money. And as much as I was hard on you, 592 00:25:42,369 --> 00:25:44,671 I always knew you were the guy with the good eye. 593 00:25:44,705 --> 00:25:47,340 - We can't work together, Billy. - Why not? 594 00:25:47,374 --> 00:25:50,310 Because there's too much baggage and past. 595 00:25:50,344 --> 00:25:53,079 - Pretend we've never met. - How could I do that? 596 00:25:53,113 --> 00:25:55,381 Well, essentially we haven't. I don't drink anymore. 597 00:25:55,416 --> 00:25:57,517 - I don't do drugs. I don't curse. - You don't curse? 598 00:25:57,551 --> 00:25:59,385 No, I've spent the last three years 599 00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:01,721 becoming an ordained minister in Santa Fe. 600 00:26:01,755 --> 00:26:04,857 Got myself right and I want to work. 601 00:26:04,892 --> 00:26:06,826 You want Vince? 602 00:26:06,860 --> 00:26:08,394 I want you to help me. 603 00:26:08,429 --> 00:26:11,497 I'll do anything... Commercials, tv, anything. 604 00:26:11,532 --> 00:26:13,066 I've changed. 605 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:15,902 Still got that Pablo Escobar tattoo on your back? 606 00:26:15,936 --> 00:26:17,804 No, I had it scraped off with a bowie knife 607 00:26:17,838 --> 00:26:19,906 in a ritual smokehouse ceremony. 608 00:26:19,940 --> 00:26:23,910 No, it's still there. Some things haven't changed. 609 00:26:23,944 --> 00:26:26,112 - But I've got a family now. - Oh, you have a kid? 610 00:26:26,146 --> 00:26:29,082 - I've got four. - Four? 611 00:26:29,116 --> 00:26:31,217 Set of Irish twins, set of actual twins 612 00:26:31,251 --> 00:26:32,919 and another one on the way. 613 00:26:32,953 --> 00:26:34,921 I thought we could live on love, 614 00:26:34,955 --> 00:26:37,457 but tiny kids can't eat love. 615 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,395 ( Sighs ) Look, Billy, I'm gonna have to think about this. 616 00:26:42,429 --> 00:26:45,231 You know, drama was telling me about this network deal that he's got. 617 00:26:45,265 --> 00:26:47,900 Yeah, if you have any ideas, don't be afraid to shoot them my way. 618 00:26:47,935 --> 00:26:50,403 Actually, I was already thinking like maybe he's not having any luck 619 00:26:50,437 --> 00:26:52,438 because he's too ugly to star in his own show. 620 00:26:52,473 --> 00:26:55,575 - Yeah, you've changed, Billy. - Come on, don't be mad. I'm serious. 621 00:26:55,609 --> 00:26:58,478 Look, he doesn't have the face for the screen but he's got the voice. 622 00:26:58,512 --> 00:27:01,214 - So what, you think he should do radio? - No, I was thinking a cartoon. 623 00:27:01,248 --> 00:27:04,917 - Cartoon? - Yeah, like "The Simpsons" but angrier. 624 00:27:04,952 --> 00:27:07,820 E, Ari's here and he's being a douche. 625 00:27:07,855 --> 00:27:10,623 You hear that voice? How distinct and angry it is? 626 00:27:10,657 --> 00:27:12,158 Were you talking about me? 627 00:27:12,192 --> 00:27:14,394 - What's Ari want, Drama? - He wants to talk to you. 628 00:27:14,428 --> 00:27:17,697 - I got a lot of ideas. - Sit tight, Billy. 629 00:27:17,731 --> 00:27:20,633 Jesus, Billy, you're back and apparently working at the gap. 630 00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:22,502 - Hey, Ari. - He needs representation, Ari. 631 00:27:22,536 --> 00:27:26,706 - So does Vince. - Yes, he does. Did you decide to start doing your job again? 632 00:27:26,740 --> 00:27:29,475 I close my eyes for one minute and he's dating porn stars 633 00:27:29,510 --> 00:27:31,677 - and starting a tequila company? - Look, Ari... 634 00:27:31,712 --> 00:27:34,047 You look. I need to talk to him. My wife's in the car. 635 00:27:34,081 --> 00:27:36,082 She's ready to shoot me so I've got to talk fast. 636 00:27:36,116 --> 00:27:38,418 - I already spoke to Shauna. - Well, I talked to Dana 637 00:27:38,452 --> 00:27:40,520 and the director and they're freaking out. 638 00:27:40,554 --> 00:27:44,290 How could you let this guy show up drunk and with a porn star to a meeting? 639 00:27:44,324 --> 00:27:46,592 He took a vicodin, Ari. And I didn't let him. 640 00:27:46,627 --> 00:27:48,428 - How is he doing now? - He's fine. 641 00:27:48,462 --> 00:27:50,663 The studio wants to sit down with him to make sure that he is. 642 00:27:50,697 --> 00:27:52,131 Jesus. 643 00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:54,834 Look, is this thing real, the relationship with the porn star? 644 00:27:54,868 --> 00:27:57,003 - What? No. - You sure? 645 00:27:57,037 --> 00:27:59,472 Ari, Vince is fine. 646 00:27:59,506 --> 00:28:02,308 - Where is he? I want to talk to him. - He's out by the pool. 647 00:28:10,184 --> 00:28:12,652 - Oh, hey, guys. - Jesus. 648 00:28:12,686 --> 00:28:15,888 Vince, wake up. You have more visitors. 649 00:28:15,923 --> 00:28:18,257 - Wake up. - Yeah, he looks fine. 650 00:28:19,593 --> 00:28:21,994 Vinnie. 651 00:28:22,029 --> 00:28:24,730 Vinnie. 652 00:28:24,731 --> 00:28:34,731 Sync by Scorpion 653 00:28:37,678 --> 00:28:41,347 ♪ We get ever so hot ♪ 654 00:28:42,382 --> 00:28:45,084 ♪ Whoo ♪ 655 00:28:45,119 --> 00:28:47,820 ♪ whether we like it or not ♪ 656 00:28:50,524 --> 00:28:55,128 ♪ they say we can love who we trust ♪ 657 00:28:55,162 --> 00:28:57,763 ♪ Whoo ♪ 658 00:28:57,798 --> 00:28:59,798 ♪ but what is love without lust? ♪