1 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:05,294 GOOD MORNING SAIGON 2 00:01:17,882 --> 00:01:18,762 What's up? 3 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:21,679 It is 9:30! Do you know where your only client is? 4 00:01:21,734 --> 00:01:24,801 Testing out the new emergency asshole system, Ari? 5 00:01:24,868 --> 00:01:26,801 Vince missed his physical this morning. 6 00:01:26,868 --> 00:01:28,801 No physical, no insurance. 7 00:01:28,868 --> 00:01:30,601 No insurance, no movie. 8 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:32,701 Yeah, I know all about it. I'm handling it. 9 00:01:32,768 --> 00:01:34,667 - When? - As soon as he resurfaces. 10 00:01:34,737 --> 00:01:36,603 Nice "Aquaman" lingo. At least one of you 11 00:01:36,662 --> 00:01:38,338 is committed to this fucking movie. 12 00:01:38,408 --> 00:01:41,504 - Bye, Ari. - Hey, take this seriously, E. 13 00:01:43,708 --> 00:01:45,138 Got milf? 14 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,760 - Thank you. - Superhero or no superhero, 15 00:01:47,837 --> 00:01:49,760 it's downright rude to be this tardy. 16 00:01:49,838 --> 00:01:52,002 - Maybe we should get him a driver. - He's got a driver. 17 00:01:52,057 --> 00:01:54,533 It's not my fault. I'm on call, but I need to be called. 18 00:01:54,635 --> 00:01:56,103 Besides, he coulda took a cab. 19 00:01:56,167 --> 00:01:57,603 Nobody takes cabs in L.A., Turtle. 20 00:01:57,665 --> 00:01:59,631 'Cause no one can figure out what color they are. 21 00:01:59,705 --> 00:02:01,831 They got blue ones, green ones, red ones, white ones. 22 00:02:01,906 --> 00:02:04,430 Fuck a city where the cabs aren't monochromatic yellow. 23 00:02:04,508 --> 00:02:06,930 - Uh-huh. - Here he is. 24 00:02:07,006 --> 00:02:08,601 Oh, hey, Aquaman. 25 00:02:08,666 --> 00:02:11,432 - Mandy finally let you out of her web? - Sorry I'm late. 26 00:02:11,505 --> 00:02:14,102 You know how hard it is to break away from a good spooning. 27 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:15,803 - What are we eating? - We already ate. 28 00:02:15,867 --> 00:02:18,430 Just for the record, I took the liberty of ordering you 29 00:02:18,515 --> 00:02:20,863 - yhis beautiful egg white frittata. - Where is it? 30 00:02:20,936 --> 00:02:22,800 E had 'em clear it. 31 00:02:22,867 --> 00:02:25,501 In all fairness, the cheese was starting to congeal. 32 00:02:25,556 --> 00:02:27,532 That's what happens when you leave your breakfast 33 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:29,453 - sitting on the table for 45 minutes. - I get it. 34 00:02:29,508 --> 00:02:31,563 I shouldn't have kept you guys waiting. I'm sorry. 35 00:02:31,636 --> 00:02:33,201 No, you don't get it. You fucked up. 36 00:02:33,268 --> 00:02:35,630 - You missed your physical. - Oh, fuck. 37 00:02:35,708 --> 00:02:38,732 I totally forgot. We overslept. 38 00:02:38,806 --> 00:02:41,462 You're gonna have 4:00 A.M. call times. Those gonna be a problem? 39 00:02:41,535 --> 00:02:44,100 - No, no problem. - Scout's honor. 40 00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:47,830 - So, what else? - You got weapons instruction at 2:00. 41 00:02:47,887 --> 00:02:50,103 You're gonna learn how to use Aquaman's claw. 42 00:02:50,138 --> 00:02:51,161 Sweet! 43 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:53,343 What? 44 00:02:53,468 --> 00:02:55,883 Well, maybe now's not a good time to ask, 45 00:02:55,937 --> 00:02:58,832 but I kind of told Mandy I'd go house-hunting with her. 46 00:02:58,905 --> 00:03:01,161 Anyway, we can push it back, right? 47 00:03:01,276 --> 00:03:03,210 - Just an hour. - Come on, Vince, 48 00:03:03,258 --> 00:03:05,530 - don't be irresponsible. - Irresponsible? 49 00:03:05,606 --> 00:03:07,560 You know, maybe we should pick up the Maserati 50 00:03:07,637 --> 00:03:10,061 before we all start saying things we regret. 51 00:03:10,138 --> 00:03:12,101 - Where's the Maserati? - Police impound. 52 00:03:12,165 --> 00:03:14,463 Got stolen right in front of nacional last night. 53 00:03:14,536 --> 00:03:18,132 Guy loses a $100,000 car, which I gave him, 54 00:03:18,208 --> 00:03:20,660 and he's calling me irresponsible. 55 00:03:23,107 --> 00:03:24,861 Barbara Miller's on the phone for you. 56 00:03:24,937 --> 00:03:27,461 - She's Mandy Moore's agent. - I know who the fuck she is. 57 00:03:27,536 --> 00:03:30,561 Go get me a Kava Berry shake with a pinch of bee pollen, 58 00:03:30,638 --> 00:03:33,000 all right, Lloyd? What do you got, Babs? 59 00:03:33,065 --> 00:03:35,133 I got a giant fucking migraine is what I got. 60 00:03:35,206 --> 00:03:37,660 I'll give you one of my famous shoulder massages. 61 00:03:37,738 --> 00:03:39,961 - You remember those from the old days? - I do, Ari. 62 00:03:40,038 --> 00:03:42,462 I also remember you threatened to sue me for sexual harassment 63 00:03:42,538 --> 00:03:44,033 right before I fired you. 64 00:03:44,106 --> 00:03:46,730 - Didn't we settle out of court? - Enough flirting, Ari. 65 00:03:46,805 --> 00:03:49,663 - I want you to listen the fuck up. - What's the problem? 66 00:03:49,736 --> 00:03:51,661 The problem is your client Vincent Chase 67 00:03:51,738 --> 00:03:54,162 is about to destroy 10 years of my hard work. 68 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:57,301 I need some face-to-face before this gets ugly. 69 00:03:57,365 --> 00:04:00,432 - I'll wear something clingy. - You do that. 70 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:02,600 I'm telling you, once your car's been stolen, 71 00:04:02,667 --> 00:04:04,301 it never runs the same again. 72 00:04:04,365 --> 00:04:06,203 It's like a guy sleeping with your girl. 73 00:04:06,268 --> 00:04:07,702 He leaves his mark all over her. 74 00:04:07,765 --> 00:04:09,731 And how does a car know it's been stolen? 75 00:04:09,807 --> 00:04:11,903 Ask the Buddhists, bro. 76 00:04:11,965 --> 00:04:15,431 They believe everything's got a soul, even a toaster oven. 77 00:04:15,516 --> 00:04:16,741 Say, Shauna, what's up? 78 00:04:16,796 --> 00:04:19,091 Break out your little composition notebook, 79 00:04:19,137 --> 00:04:23,200 and I want you to write 1,000 times "I promise to control my client." 80 00:04:23,266 --> 00:04:25,332 - What now? - This week's "US Weekly"-- 81 00:04:25,406 --> 00:04:27,632 Three-page spread of Vince and Mandy, 82 00:04:27,707 --> 00:04:30,861 including pictures of them massaging produce at Bristol Farms. 83 00:04:30,935 --> 00:04:33,762 I told you Vince wasn't gonna let the press control his life. 84 00:04:33,836 --> 00:04:35,930 - Pictures were inevitable. - Fuck you, Eric. 85 00:04:36,007 --> 00:04:37,662 These look like they're posing for them. 86 00:04:37,737 --> 00:04:40,003 Didn't I say fucking soy milk, Christy? Come on! 87 00:04:40,076 --> 00:04:42,222 Soy milk's got more fat than regular milk-- 88 00:04:42,275 --> 00:04:43,211 Don't be a wise-ass. 89 00:04:43,267 --> 00:04:45,261 It's the other line, Shauna, be well. Hey. 90 00:04:45,337 --> 00:04:47,863 - Hey, idiot. - Hey, what's up, asshole? 91 00:04:47,936 --> 00:04:49,831 Listen, I know about the "US Weekly" pictures. 92 00:04:49,907 --> 00:04:51,761 - I'm not worried. - What does worry you, Eric? 93 00:04:51,837 --> 00:04:53,901 You're just so fucking calm, so poised, 94 00:04:53,985 --> 00:04:56,203 - it makes me want to smack you. - Go for it. I gotta go. 95 00:04:56,266 --> 00:04:58,102 I'm not calling about "US Weekly" pictures. 96 00:04:58,165 --> 00:05:00,101 - Be here in 30 minutes. - Why? What's up? 97 00:05:00,168 --> 00:05:03,031 We're going to hell, so bring your sunblock. 98 00:05:04,366 --> 00:05:06,060 Sir, how long is this gonna take? 99 00:05:06,137 --> 00:05:08,433 Five minutes less than when you asked last time. 100 00:05:08,505 --> 00:05:09,933 I need the keys to the Hummer. 101 00:05:10,006 --> 00:05:12,000 - Where are you running? - I got a meeting with Ari. 102 00:05:12,068 --> 00:05:13,602 - About what? - Who the fuck knows? 103 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:15,961 I'll meet you at Warners'. Make sure he's on time. 104 00:05:16,038 --> 00:05:18,332 You're being very hard on me today, E. 105 00:05:22,507 --> 00:05:24,433 - Hey, Lloyd. - Wrong way, Eric. 106 00:05:24,507 --> 00:05:27,162 Today we're in the war room. Follow me. 107 00:05:27,236 --> 00:05:29,600 - War room? - It's really just a conference room, 108 00:05:29,665 --> 00:05:32,060 but Ari likes to refer to it as "the war room." 109 00:05:32,138 --> 00:05:33,963 Makes him feel like a gladiator. 110 00:05:34,037 --> 00:05:36,163 - Everybody's waiting for you. - Who's everybody? 111 00:05:36,238 --> 00:05:38,260 Mandy's people, and they don't look happy. 112 00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:40,303 But don't worry, I got you your favorite-- 113 00:05:40,367 --> 00:05:43,132 - Mrs. Beasley's chocolate chip muffins. - Thanks, Lloyd. 114 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:46,033 Little memory trick when they introduce themselves-- Word association. 115 00:05:46,107 --> 00:05:47,932 Like, you say "Eric Murphy" and I think, "loser." 116 00:05:48,006 --> 00:05:49,801 - Like "Ari Gold"-- "Douchebag"? - Mm-Hmm. 117 00:05:49,865 --> 00:05:52,833 Hey everybody, this is Vinnie's manager Eric Murphy. 118 00:05:52,908 --> 00:05:55,060 Say hello to Mandy's manager Phyllis, 119 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:57,463 Mandy's music agent Mark, 120 00:05:57,537 --> 00:05:59,563 Mandy's publicist Stan, 121 00:05:59,635 --> 00:06:02,763 her attorney Jeff, her music manager Craig, 122 00:06:02,838 --> 00:06:04,861 and most importantly, her theatrical agent 123 00:06:04,937 --> 00:06:07,561 and one of my earliest mentors Barbara Miller. 124 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:10,532 So, Ari, who's gonna be running this shindig, you or me? 125 00:06:10,606 --> 00:06:13,931 You've got the biggest cock in the room, Babs. Why don't you kick it off? 126 00:06:14,008 --> 00:06:15,533 Oh, I don't know about that, Ari. 127 00:06:15,607 --> 00:06:17,731 We haven't seen Eric's yet. 128 00:06:29,368 --> 00:06:31,430 Yo, Vince, this shit is hot. Who is it? 129 00:06:31,505 --> 00:06:34,130 - No clue. - Sounds like Eminem to me. 130 00:06:34,206 --> 00:06:36,700 What do you know about hip-hop, Drama? 131 00:06:36,766 --> 00:06:39,403 Are you crazy, bro? I'm O.G. 132 00:06:39,468 --> 00:06:42,060 O.G.? The last hip-hop CD you bought 133 00:06:42,138 --> 00:06:44,300 was the Kid 'N Play box set. 134 00:06:44,366 --> 00:06:46,401 - So who is it then? - I never heard it before. 135 00:06:46,465 --> 00:06:48,401 Yeah, me neither. 136 00:06:48,466 --> 00:06:50,402 Since when does E listen to rap music? 137 00:06:50,466 --> 00:06:52,533 "Saigon." Four tracks. 138 00:06:52,607 --> 00:06:55,001 - It's a demo? - No way that's E's. 139 00:06:55,068 --> 00:06:57,933 He knows as much about the rap music business as Willie Nelson. 140 00:06:58,007 --> 00:06:59,760 So this idiot thief forgot his demo? 141 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,862 How lazy could this guy be? 142 00:07:01,925 --> 00:07:04,071 It's got his address and his phone number on it. 143 00:07:04,106 --> 00:07:05,390 We should call the cops. 144 00:07:05,432 --> 00:07:07,608 This Saigon could be a three-strike offender. 145 00:07:07,668 --> 00:07:09,164 We could put him away for life. 146 00:07:09,238 --> 00:07:12,408 Oh yeah, you are truly O.G., Johnny. 147 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:20,630 Yo, Vince, think about this song for the end of Q.B. 148 00:07:20,706 --> 00:07:23,560 You on the screen, the rain pouring down. 149 00:07:23,637 --> 00:07:26,063 You say "I am Queens Boulevard"-- Bang, 150 00:07:26,136 --> 00:07:28,061 This song comes on. 151 00:07:28,135 --> 00:07:31,160 That's a good idea, Turtle. I'll call Walsh, set up the meeting. 152 00:07:31,235 --> 00:07:33,802 Yeah? Yeah, I'll go with you. 153 00:07:33,867 --> 00:07:37,031 Uh, no, you go alone. No way I'm telling Walsh how to score his movie. 154 00:07:37,105 --> 00:07:38,902 That guy's crazy. 155 00:07:38,967 --> 00:07:41,560 So, Vince miss meetings a lot, Eric? 156 00:07:41,637 --> 00:07:44,361 - No, not really. - 'Cause Mandy doesn't miss meetings. 157 00:07:44,437 --> 00:07:46,031 Mandy doesn't ever miss meetings. 158 00:07:46,106 --> 00:07:47,702 - Cool. - In fact... 159 00:07:47,766 --> 00:07:49,832 Mandy hasn't missed a meeting in 15 years. 160 00:07:49,906 --> 00:07:53,000 - She's never even been late. - Once, but that was during the riots. 161 00:07:53,067 --> 00:07:56,160 Wow. Sounds like you have a tremendously punctual client. 162 00:07:56,236 --> 00:07:58,002 This is not fucking funny, Eric. 163 00:07:58,066 --> 00:08:00,162 No it's not. So why don't you tell me why I'm here? 164 00:08:00,237 --> 00:08:02,300 You're here because Vince isn't the only one 165 00:08:02,366 --> 00:08:05,063 who missed a meeting today. Mandy did too. 166 00:08:05,135 --> 00:08:07,161 What are you saying? Vince is a bad influence? 167 00:08:07,235 --> 00:08:08,902 Eric, we both know 168 00:08:08,965 --> 00:08:11,303 Vince has fucked half the actresses in this town. 169 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:14,133 Mandy, on the other hand, is a good girl. 170 00:08:14,207 --> 00:08:16,961 You gonna sit there and let them bad-mouth Vince like this? 171 00:08:17,037 --> 00:08:20,033 - Thought that was a compliment. - Nobody's bad-mouthing Vince. 172 00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:22,031 - Yeah, we love Vince. - Vince is adorable. 173 00:08:22,107 --> 00:08:24,431 They're just asking you, as his personal manager, 174 00:08:24,506 --> 00:08:27,700 to get Vince to put this relationship on hold until the movie's over. 175 00:08:27,766 --> 00:08:31,032 Ari, the guy's in love. He's not going to put his relationship on hold. 176 00:08:31,106 --> 00:08:33,303 But I promise you he will be where he needs to be. 177 00:08:33,367 --> 00:08:36,431 You guys do the same thing with Mandy and we'll be fine. 178 00:08:36,508 --> 00:08:38,632 Okay? We done? Nice meeting you. 179 00:08:39,765 --> 00:08:41,632 Eric. 180 00:08:41,706 --> 00:08:43,461 You don't want to wind up spinning dough 181 00:08:43,537 --> 00:08:45,463 at that fucking pizza place again, do you? 182 00:08:47,867 --> 00:08:49,361 Told her a little bit about you. 183 00:08:51,508 --> 00:08:53,431 Listen, Babs, 184 00:08:53,507 --> 00:08:55,561 you don't want to talk to me like that. 185 00:08:55,648 --> 00:08:58,430 'Cause I don't care who you are. Yes, I am Vince's manager, 186 00:08:58,507 --> 00:09:01,261 But we've also been best friends since we were six years old 187 00:09:01,337 --> 00:09:03,261 and I don't appreciate sitting in a room 188 00:09:03,337 --> 00:09:06,733 discussing his personal life with a bunch of fuckin' strangers. 189 00:09:08,537 --> 00:09:11,003 You fuckin' sandbag me like that me again, 190 00:09:11,068 --> 00:09:13,232 we're gonna have a big fuckin' problem. 191 00:09:13,306 --> 00:09:15,130 We have a big fuckin' problem right now! 192 00:09:15,207 --> 00:09:16,561 If you don't take this seriously 193 00:09:16,637 --> 00:09:18,551 the whole fuckin' movie's gonna go down in flames. 194 00:09:18,596 --> 00:09:20,430 - I told you I had it under control. - Really? 195 00:09:20,505 --> 00:09:22,233 - Yeah. - I didn't tell you this. 196 00:09:22,305 --> 00:09:24,561 - Tell me what? - This stays between the two of us. 197 00:09:24,638 --> 00:09:27,863 - Speak, Ari! - You have to take this seriously. 198 00:09:27,937 --> 00:09:30,301 You can't tell Vince, 'cause it will freak him out. 199 00:09:30,367 --> 00:09:32,260 You promise me? 200 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:34,602 - I promise. - All right. 201 00:09:34,666 --> 00:09:37,002 James Cameron called. 202 00:09:37,096 --> 00:09:38,063 And? 203 00:09:38,207 --> 00:09:40,481 And he said that Vince can be replaced. 204 00:09:50,806 --> 00:09:53,401 - Going down? - It looks like we all are. 205 00:09:54,737 --> 00:09:56,663 Look, I'm sorry about that pizza remark. 206 00:09:56,735 --> 00:09:58,533 Sorry I came back at you so hard. 207 00:09:58,606 --> 00:10:00,832 You were just doing what you were supposed to do. 208 00:10:00,905 --> 00:10:03,461 - Protecting your client, right? - That's right. 209 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,631 So who else do you represent, Eric? 210 00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:07,101 Oh, right. Just Vince. 211 00:10:07,165 --> 00:10:08,833 You want to start in again, Barbara? 212 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:11,763 My point is I have 100 clients. 213 00:10:11,838 --> 00:10:14,003 So if I'm this worried about one of 100, 214 00:10:14,065 --> 00:10:16,933 how worried should you be about one of one? 215 00:10:17,008 --> 00:10:19,333 That's some apology, Barbara. 216 00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:40,032 - Hey, Billy. - Oh! 217 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,600 What, did the kids run away from home? 218 00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:45,363 I'll call the front desk. I'll have them send up a futon. 219 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:49,060 - We're not here for a sleepover, Bill. - Oh, really? 220 00:10:49,136 --> 00:10:50,862 Well what are you here for then? 221 00:10:50,938 --> 00:10:53,432 I'm here to get a couple of my scenes put back in the movie. 222 00:10:53,508 --> 00:10:55,402 I got a hot song for "Queens Boulevard." 223 00:10:55,467 --> 00:10:58,931 Thanks, but no thanks. I'm scoring the whole thing myself with a sitar. 224 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:00,603 - What else? - Come on, Billy. 225 00:11:00,668 --> 00:11:02,901 You know the studio ain't gonna release the movie 226 00:11:02,967 --> 00:11:04,753 with that music you had in at Sundance. 227 00:11:04,815 --> 00:11:06,251 You need a bangin' soundtrack. 228 00:11:06,305 --> 00:11:07,932 I don't give a fuck if they release it. 229 00:11:07,988 --> 00:11:10,181 All I care about is if it's the best movie it could be. 230 00:11:10,286 --> 00:11:12,090 You put my liquor store meltdown scene back in, 231 00:11:12,165 --> 00:11:14,503 you get an Independent Spirit Award guaranteed. 232 00:11:14,567 --> 00:11:16,501 Guys, I got a busy day. 233 00:11:16,568 --> 00:11:18,000 - Just give it a listen. - No. 234 00:11:18,065 --> 00:11:18,693 Why not? 235 00:11:18,756 --> 00:11:20,431 Because I already picked all the songs. 236 00:11:20,507 --> 00:11:22,262 I don't want my head getting confused. 237 00:11:22,335 --> 00:11:25,332 Billy, I know music. All right? Trust me. 238 00:11:27,036 --> 00:11:28,801 All right, but I want Johnny's watch. 239 00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:31,500 What? 240 00:11:31,568 --> 00:11:33,932 No problem. Give him your watch. 241 00:11:34,007 --> 00:11:36,063 I ain't givin' him my watch. 242 00:11:36,135 --> 00:11:39,563 I'll put the liquor store scene back in and I'll listen to the song. 243 00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:43,530 Deal. 244 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:50,962 I was gonna put that scene back in anyway. 245 00:11:51,035 --> 00:11:53,031 Now play your funky music, white boy. 246 00:12:13,737 --> 00:12:15,233 I love it. 247 00:12:16,668 --> 00:12:18,301 End titles. 248 00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:20,331 That's exactly what I was thinking. 249 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,433 We got $10,000 left for music, that's it. Who owns the rights? 250 00:12:26,237 --> 00:12:30,602 Great job, Turtle. You just sold a song you don't own. 251 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,602 You know what my pops used to say? 252 00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:34,602 "I wish I had a daughter"? 253 00:12:34,668 --> 00:12:36,600 No. "Sell it, don't smell it." 254 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:38,301 Don't worry, we'll get the rights. 255 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,731 - How? - We'll wing it, my man. 256 00:12:57,506 --> 00:12:59,531 What the fuck is the matter with you, Vince? 257 00:12:59,605 --> 00:13:01,600 That's the 17th whale you've killed today. 258 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:03,430 They're the biggest targets, Dale. 259 00:13:03,505 --> 00:13:05,862 Yes, and they are also Aquaman's biggest friends. 260 00:13:05,936 --> 00:13:10,801 You kill the whales and then all you've got left is a pod of pissed off sharks. 261 00:13:10,865 --> 00:13:14,100 An hour late. Must have been some meeting. 262 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,631 - Yeah. How's it going in here? - Not going worth a shit. 263 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:19,802 The boy here has killed more whales than the Japanese fishing fleet. 264 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:21,902 - This thing is impossible. - You gotta focus. 265 00:13:22,006 --> 00:13:24,392 - You don't think I'm focused? - You killed 17 whales? 266 00:13:24,508 --> 00:13:27,531 And three dolphins-- Also Aquaman amigos. 267 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:28,353 Jesus. 268 00:13:28,437 --> 00:13:30,833 It's a fucking claw, E! 269 00:13:30,907 --> 00:13:33,763 They just invented this. Nobody's ever used this before. 270 00:13:33,837 --> 00:13:36,263 Stop crying. I'm gonna get some more harpoons. 271 00:13:37,265 --> 00:13:39,901 All right, E. 272 00:13:39,968 --> 00:13:41,960 What's up? 273 00:13:42,036 --> 00:13:43,703 Obviously something has upset you. 274 00:13:43,766 --> 00:13:46,430 A lot of people are upset you missed your physical. 275 00:13:46,508 --> 00:13:49,403 - What people? Ari? - No, Mandy's people too. 276 00:13:49,465 --> 00:13:52,301 - They were there? Why? - They think you're a bad influence. 277 00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:54,431 Me? It was her alarm clock that didn't go off. 278 00:13:54,505 --> 00:13:56,161 - Come, on Vince, really. - No, you come on. 279 00:13:56,238 --> 00:13:59,533 You actually sat in a meeting and discussed my personal life? 280 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:02,861 No, as soon as I figured out what they wanted, I told them all to fuck off. 281 00:14:02,935 --> 00:14:04,533 You told Barbara Miller to fuck off? 282 00:14:04,608 --> 00:14:06,701 Yeah. Nobody talks shit about you except me. 283 00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:09,400 Good looking out, E. 284 00:14:09,468 --> 00:14:11,930 - Are we in this together? - Of course we are. 285 00:14:12,008 --> 00:14:14,330 You promise me you're not gonna fuck up this movie? 286 00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:16,863 E, I wouldn't fuck up my career over a girl. 287 00:14:16,938 --> 00:14:19,461 Any girl. Never. 288 00:14:19,538 --> 00:14:20,962 You believe me, right? 289 00:14:21,048 --> 00:14:22,960 Yeah. 290 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:25,362 - But... - But what? 291 00:14:25,446 --> 00:14:26,882 You still seem a little freaked out. 292 00:14:26,936 --> 00:14:28,633 - No, I'm good. - E? 293 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,363 - I shouldn't tell you this. - No, come on, E, 294 00:14:33,435 --> 00:14:36,263 we don't hold shit back from each other, remember? 295 00:14:36,337 --> 00:14:39,233 - Ari made me promise. - So you crossed your fingers, right? 296 00:14:39,305 --> 00:14:41,863 - Yeah, of course. - So what is it? 297 00:14:41,937 --> 00:14:43,931 - Cameron called this morning. - And? 298 00:14:44,005 --> 00:14:46,761 He said you can be replaced. 299 00:14:57,437 --> 00:14:59,530 This is crazy coming down here not strapped. 300 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,531 You don't even own a gun, Drama. 301 00:15:01,637 --> 00:15:03,563 I don't need a gun, Turtle. 302 00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:05,560 All I needed was my nunchucks, 303 00:15:05,635 --> 00:15:07,233 but you wouldn't stop by the house. 304 00:15:07,305 --> 00:15:09,403 Why? So you're gonna walk down Slauson Boulevard 305 00:15:09,465 --> 00:15:11,662 with nunchucks stickin' out of your back pocket? 306 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:14,600 No, I would have concealed them in my frye boots. 307 00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:17,261 Your pants are so taped you'd never be able to get 'em out. 308 00:15:17,336 --> 00:15:20,143 - Look how tight these things are. - Get off 'em. 309 00:15:20,335 --> 00:15:23,760 - Yo, this is it. - 345. 310 00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:39,100 Just so you know, 311 00:15:39,168 --> 00:15:42,062 if anything goes down, it's every man for himself. 312 00:15:53,005 --> 00:15:54,500 What are you two selling? 313 00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:56,503 We're-- Uh, we're looking for Saigon? 314 00:15:56,566 --> 00:15:59,931 You wouldn't happen to be "Miss Saigon" would you? 315 00:16:00,005 --> 00:16:02,261 Oh, good. Like I've never heard that shit before. 316 00:16:02,335 --> 00:16:03,800 What you looking for my son for? 317 00:16:03,866 --> 00:16:06,400 We want to make him rich. 318 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,731 What are you, drug dealers? 319 00:16:08,808 --> 00:16:10,900 Oh, no no, we're music guys. 320 00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:12,403 Actually I'm an actor, ma'am. 321 00:16:12,468 --> 00:16:16,401 You might have seen me on "227" back in 1994. 322 00:16:16,465 --> 00:16:19,731 It is 3:30 on a Wednesday. What would my boy be doing home? 323 00:16:19,807 --> 00:16:22,063 Would you mind telling us where we could find him? 324 00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:25,103 At work. 5577 Rodeo Drive. 325 00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:26,900 Don't you mean ro-day-o? 326 00:16:26,965 --> 00:16:30,803 South of Jefferson it's called roh-deo. 327 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,700 Stop being so white, Drama. 328 00:16:34,308 --> 00:16:37,200 I just can't believe he'd fire me because I missed a physical. 329 00:16:37,266 --> 00:16:38,861 Well, it's not just the physical, Vince. 330 00:16:38,938 --> 00:16:40,363 He knows about you and Mandy. 331 00:16:40,436 --> 00:16:43,160 I talked to him about me and Mandy. He gets it. 332 00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:44,903 Well, what do you want me to tell you? 333 00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:47,061 Tell me why anyone would bother James Cameron 334 00:16:47,138 --> 00:16:48,900 with the news that I missed a physical. 335 00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:50,960 Actors reschedule physicals all the time. 336 00:16:51,036 --> 00:16:53,233 - What can I say, Vince? - There's nothing to say. 337 00:16:53,308 --> 00:16:55,830 I just-- I don't believe it. 338 00:16:57,637 --> 00:17:00,230 So, what? You think Ari's lying? 339 00:17:01,566 --> 00:17:04,032 - Hey Lloyd. - Hey, boys. 340 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,831 Did James Cameron call this morning? 341 00:17:05,905 --> 00:17:07,762 Um, I was at the dentist this morning. 342 00:17:07,837 --> 00:17:09,763 - Annual cleaning. - We'll ask Ari. 343 00:17:09,835 --> 00:17:11,263 Um, he's in a staff meeting. 344 00:17:11,338 --> 00:17:13,360 - We'll wait. - Thanks, Lloyd. 345 00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:16,062 What's up, player? 346 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:17,933 - What are you doing? - Saying hello. 347 00:17:18,006 --> 00:17:19,433 Don't be ignorant, Turtle. 348 00:17:19,508 --> 00:17:21,532 You can't just waltz in here and say "hello." 349 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:25,432 You gotta show respect. Walk the walk and talk the talk. 350 00:17:25,505 --> 00:17:27,361 Where the fuck do you think we are, Drama? 351 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,710 Trust me, Turtle, this ain't your neighborhood body shop. 352 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,571 It's a whole 'nother scene. 353 00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:33,760 Hello, gentlemen, I'm Robin. How can I help you? 354 00:17:33,836 --> 00:17:35,260 How you doin', girl? 355 00:17:35,337 --> 00:17:38,862 We're looking for a silky-smooth rhyming cat named Saigon. 356 00:17:38,936 --> 00:17:40,630 Was that english? 357 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,031 - He's out back. - Thank you. 358 00:17:50,307 --> 00:17:53,033 Excuse me. One of you guys Saigon? 359 00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,601 That depends. 360 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,103 What you want? 361 00:17:58,165 --> 00:18:00,830 Circular motions will keep the rag marks off that beast. 362 00:18:00,908 --> 00:18:03,432 We want to talk to Saigon about this. 363 00:18:03,505 --> 00:18:04,932 Where'd you get that? 364 00:18:05,005 --> 00:18:06,962 Yo, don't sweat it, bro. We ain't the po-pos. 365 00:18:07,035 --> 00:18:08,661 Who the fuck are you calling bro? 366 00:18:08,737 --> 00:18:11,901 Take it easy, coz. I'm Saigon. Where'd you get that from? 367 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,660 Found it in our Maserati. 368 00:18:13,736 --> 00:18:16,762 Yeah, the one that was stolen out in front of nacional last night? 369 00:18:16,835 --> 00:18:19,232 - Stolen? - It was Vincent Chase's car. 370 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,832 Vinnie Chase the actor? 371 00:18:20,907 --> 00:18:22,332 - Mm-hmm. - Shit. 372 00:18:22,406 --> 00:18:25,101 You said it was Steve Berman's from Interscope, dumbass! 373 00:18:25,168 --> 00:18:27,030 That's what the motherfucker drives. 374 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:30,631 How should I know there's two of the same damn car at one place? 375 00:18:30,707 --> 00:18:33,203 Listen man, we might have dropped my demo in your car, 376 00:18:33,267 --> 00:18:34,801 but we ain't take it for a ride. 377 00:18:34,866 --> 00:18:36,330 Try selling that to the judge. 378 00:18:36,405 --> 00:18:38,600 What judge you talking about, motherfucker? 379 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:41,633 Ok, I want to use one of your tracks in Vince's new movie. 380 00:18:42,835 --> 00:18:44,761 Is there any brothers in this movie? 381 00:18:44,836 --> 00:18:47,662 Yeah, I think I saw one in that bar scene. 382 00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:50,663 Man, fuck that. Hold out for John Singleton's next movie. 383 00:18:50,736 --> 00:18:52,461 I got 10 Gs for a track, fellas. 384 00:18:52,537 --> 00:18:54,462 All right. You give me that paper, 385 00:18:54,535 --> 00:18:56,703 and you two got yourself a client. 386 00:18:57,805 --> 00:18:59,230 That is why y'all here, right? 387 00:18:59,308 --> 00:19:00,730 Y'all want to manage me. 388 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,231 Not me, I got my own flourishing career to manage. 389 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:04,680 Yeah? What you do? 390 00:19:04,716 --> 00:19:06,680 He just tries to act like he's not retarded. 391 00:19:06,737 --> 00:19:10,061 I'm the manager. I'd be thrilled if you let me represent you. 392 00:19:10,137 --> 00:19:12,303 Yeah, and I'd be thrilled if I get 10 Gs. 393 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,300 - I hear that. - What's up? 394 00:19:16,438 --> 00:19:18,860 Uh oh, you boys look angry. 395 00:19:18,937 --> 00:19:21,703 If there was plastic on the floor I'd think I was about to be whacked. 396 00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:23,601 Did James Cameron call you today, Ari? 397 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:28,561 You promised me you wouldn't tell. 398 00:19:28,638 --> 00:19:30,763 He crossed his fingers. 399 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,231 You looked me in the face and you promised. 400 00:19:34,308 --> 00:19:35,831 Did he call? 401 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,231 You little untrustworthy cocksucker! 402 00:19:38,308 --> 00:19:41,401 Yes or no? Did James Cameron call? 403 00:19:43,336 --> 00:19:45,333 Yes, he did. 404 00:19:45,407 --> 00:19:49,402 And I called E to motivate him to motivate you. 405 00:19:49,467 --> 00:19:52,661 That was my mistake, trusting E, and for that I apologize. 406 00:19:52,737 --> 00:19:55,102 - I can't believe it. - Believe it! 407 00:19:55,175 --> 00:19:57,742 James Cameron cares about every detail of all of his movies. 408 00:19:57,836 --> 00:19:59,572 - You should call him. - No, you should not. 409 00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:01,531 You should go back to doing your job. 410 00:20:01,605 --> 00:20:03,331 - I'm gonna call him. - Put the phone down. 411 00:20:03,406 --> 00:20:05,842 I'm going to assure him that I won't ever be late again. 412 00:20:05,966 --> 00:20:08,690 - Please, Vinnie, put the phone down. - Why? 413 00:20:08,768 --> 00:20:10,433 Because, like Mandy, 414 00:20:10,505 --> 00:20:13,002 you have never missed a meeting before. 415 00:20:13,066 --> 00:20:15,000 That's why this is troubling. 416 00:20:15,065 --> 00:20:17,700 - To Cameron? - To me! 417 00:20:19,838 --> 00:20:21,902 He didn't call? 418 00:20:23,006 --> 00:20:24,932 - No, he did not call. - Jesus Christ. 419 00:20:25,007 --> 00:20:26,931 No, you're fucking pathological. 420 00:20:27,007 --> 00:20:30,032 Listen, read Jack Welch, Tony Robbins, Phil jackson. 421 00:20:30,108 --> 00:20:32,133 Motivation! This shit works! 422 00:20:32,205 --> 00:20:33,763 You want to be Shaq or Kobe? 423 00:20:33,837 --> 00:20:35,701 Michael or Scotty? Damon or Affleck? 424 00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,333 Do you want to be out of our lives? 425 00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:39,133 'Cause this could seriously be the end of you. 426 00:20:39,206 --> 00:20:41,300 I am your biggest fan. I think you are this close 427 00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:44,701 to being the biggest movie star on the planet, but you are slipping. 428 00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:46,400 Over a girl? 429 00:20:46,467 --> 00:20:49,832 I've never seen you like this before and it worries me. 430 00:20:49,935 --> 00:20:52,862 - Worry about yourself. He's fine. - No, E, 431 00:20:52,937 --> 00:20:55,960 he's right to worry about me. 432 00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:59,501 You both are. Fuck, I'm worried about me. 433 00:20:59,565 --> 00:21:02,663 Look at me. I've been lying to you guys like a fucking drug addict. 434 00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:08,602 I-- I didn't oversleep. 435 00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:10,602 I didn't want to go. 436 00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:13,202 I never want to leave her side, not for five seconds. 437 00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:17,003 I've never been like this in my life, guys. 438 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,403 And the truth of the matter is 439 00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:20,663 I don't even give a fuck about the movie anymore. 440 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:24,133 I could live with Mandy in a one-bedroom in Chatsworth and I'd be happy. 441 00:21:25,306 --> 00:21:28,060 It's nuts, but it's the truth. 442 00:21:28,137 --> 00:21:30,563 - Vinnie... - No, Ari... 443 00:21:30,636 --> 00:21:33,300 There's nothing more to say. I'm sorry I lied. 444 00:21:33,368 --> 00:21:35,032 Vince! 445 00:21:39,136 --> 00:21:41,060 You think he bought it? 446 00:21:41,138 --> 00:21:43,100 You motherfucker. 447 00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:45,501 - Let him sleep on that. - Keep walking. 448 00:21:47,336 --> 00:21:48,930 Well, did it ever occur to you 449 00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:51,600 that a 7:00 dinner in Santa fucking Monica is too early? 450 00:21:51,725 --> 00:21:53,920 I'm sorry, baby. I had a bad day. I will be there. 451 00:21:54,007 --> 00:21:55,961 I would not leave you alone with my mother. 452 00:21:56,038 --> 00:21:58,130 I know what could happen. Love and kisses. 453 00:22:00,308 --> 00:22:02,233 Ernesto, where's my car? 454 00:22:02,305 --> 00:22:03,833 It's on its way, Mr. Gold. 455 00:22:03,908 --> 00:22:05,901 Mr. Mcquewick, he called down also. 456 00:22:07,206 --> 00:22:08,703 How are things, Ari? 457 00:22:08,766 --> 00:22:11,103 Couldn't be better, Terrance, although it's 6:30. 458 00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:14,032 You're usually out of here by noon, so this is a little odd, no? 459 00:22:14,108 --> 00:22:16,133 Why was Barbara Miller at the offices today? 460 00:22:16,207 --> 00:22:19,701 Vinnie came down with a little case of puppy love, but it's under control. 461 00:22:19,768 --> 00:22:21,661 Control's a funny thing, isn't it, Ari? 462 00:22:21,735 --> 00:22:24,033 You don't realize how little of it you have 463 00:22:24,107 --> 00:22:26,282 until you actually have none of it at all. 464 00:22:26,436 --> 00:22:29,062 Keep track of your boy, Ari. 465 00:22:29,138 --> 00:22:31,101 I'll be watching you. 466 00:22:31,168 --> 00:22:33,360 Cheerio! 467 00:22:38,505 --> 00:22:39,933 This looks phenomenal! 468 00:22:40,007 --> 00:22:41,901 - Nice, Drama-- - Hey hey hey... 469 00:22:41,968 --> 00:22:44,661 I figured the family needed a little get-together. 470 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:47,660 With you gone the last few days, it's been a little off around here. 471 00:22:47,735 --> 00:22:49,332 We had dinner together on Wednesday. 472 00:22:49,405 --> 00:22:52,103 - We missed you, bro. - Thanks, Johnny. 473 00:22:52,266 --> 00:22:53,442 Bang! 474 00:22:53,788 --> 00:22:55,762 Turtle, this isn't dinner music. 475 00:22:55,867 --> 00:22:59,051 Don't be a hater just 'cause you're not the only manager in the house. 476 00:22:59,205 --> 00:23:02,033 The guy's the next Russell Simmons. Who would have thunk it? 477 00:23:02,106 --> 00:23:03,562 - To Saigon. - To "Aquaman." 478 00:23:03,637 --> 00:23:05,831 - To the family being together again. - Yes. 479 00:23:05,906 --> 00:23:06,992 Cheers. 480 00:23:10,136 --> 00:23:11,562 It's Ari. 481 00:23:11,635 --> 00:23:13,563 Oh, this ought to be good. 482 00:23:13,637 --> 00:23:15,660 I better check up on that roast. 483 00:23:16,737 --> 00:23:18,361 Hey, Ari, what's up? 484 00:23:18,436 --> 00:23:21,262 What's up is it's intervention time, baby. This is the plan: 485 00:23:21,335 --> 00:23:23,163 For $5,000 I can get a cult deprogrammer 486 00:23:23,238 --> 00:23:25,030 to come in and brainwash Vinnie. 487 00:23:25,106 --> 00:23:28,062 My sister Eileen went to the Cornell Summer program in '88, 488 00:23:28,135 --> 00:23:29,731 came back a fuckin' moonie. 489 00:23:29,807 --> 00:23:31,403 Three sessions later and bam-- 490 00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:33,333 She's a pilates instructor in Tenafly. 491 00:23:34,336 --> 00:23:35,930 He wants to have an intervention. 492 00:23:36,008 --> 00:23:39,101 - What should I say? - I don't know. Improvise. 493 00:23:41,108 --> 00:23:43,032 That sounds like a great idea, Ari. 494 00:23:43,106 --> 00:23:45,033 You should have him meet us in Napa. 495 00:23:45,087 --> 00:23:47,962 What's up in Napa? You guys crushing grapes with Coppola? 496 00:23:48,238 --> 00:23:51,502 See, after your conversation with Vince, he had a major meltdown. 497 00:23:51,567 --> 00:23:54,831 Feels he let you down, so he just jumped in the car and drove up. 498 00:23:54,907 --> 00:23:57,702 - You fucking kidding me? - Vince driving, can you believe that? 499 00:23:57,765 --> 00:23:59,330 That's how fucked up he is. 500 00:23:59,408 --> 00:24:01,802 I'm behind him on the road about 30 miles right now. 501 00:24:01,895 --> 00:24:03,711 He won't stop or answer his cell phone. 502 00:24:03,907 --> 00:24:07,163 Says he's gonna shack up at Auberge du Soleil and never come back. 503 00:24:07,235 --> 00:24:09,161 I could use your help up there. 504 00:24:09,237 --> 00:24:11,432 - That's like a seven-hour drive. - No shit. 505 00:24:11,507 --> 00:24:14,103 The traffic's not that bad, but you know, whatever, Ari. 506 00:24:14,165 --> 00:24:16,463 Keep your phone on. I'm heading north. 507 00:24:23,468 --> 00:24:25,732 - You think he bought it? - Hook, line, and sinker. 508 00:24:25,806 --> 00:24:27,732 Way to sell it! 509 00:24:27,806 --> 00:24:29,900 Hey hey hey, you guys ready for some roast? 510 00:24:29,967 --> 00:24:31,561 Yes, that looks good, Drama. 511 00:24:41,378 --> 00:24:44,870 Subtitles: Scorpion ==$$==