1 00:01:12,006 --> 00:01:15,669 Did you know that we've been on the phone for... 97 minutes? 2 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:17,677 Well, I needed something to pass the time 3 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:19,679 before "The Pussycat Dolls" comes on. 4 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,010 You're obsessed, you know that? 5 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:23,516 Hey, some people turn to drugs or alcohol 6 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:26,349 in times of sadness. I myself have reality TV. 7 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:28,150 - That's just weird. - I know. 8 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:29,884 Look, why don't you come meet us tonight, 9 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:32,017 celebrate with us before we leave for Cannes? 10 00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:34,459 I'm not crashing a night out with your guy friends. 11 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:36,087 You wouldn't be crashing. They've been dying to meet you. 12 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,654 No, thank you, Eric. 13 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,359 Look, do you really not want to go 14 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,630 or do you just want to see who gets kicked off? 15 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:44,103 - I can't say. - All right, compromise-- 16 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:46,163 get the results, come meet us after. 17 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,175 - Okay, fine. - All right, great. 18 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:49,676 I'll call you when I know where we're going. 19 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:52,144 Okay. Bye, Eric. 20 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:53,771 All right, bye. 21 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:56,282 How long have you guys been standing there? 22 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:59,184 - 97 minutes, E. - Jesus. 23 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:02,417 So what's all this chitchat about between you and your clush anyway? 24 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,321 - My what? - Your clush-- your client crush. 25 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:06,758 - I like that. - Funny how he always 26 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,819 warned me about mixing business with pleasure. 27 00:02:08,863 --> 00:02:10,694 I was trying for pleasure first. 28 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,824 Aha! He's admitting to it. 29 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:15,267 No one's hiding anything. I like her. She's cool. 30 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:17,167 - So don't hit on her. - Hey, come on. 31 00:02:17,204 --> 00:02:19,172 Who would do that? 32 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:20,195 Excuse me. 33 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:28,339 - Look at you. How are you doing? - Hey. 34 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:29,872 Good to see you. 35 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,817 Don't think about kissing me, Turtle. 36 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:33,376 What's up, Sam? How are you doing? 37 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,854 Sammy, the place is looking good, bro. 38 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:37,858 Congrats on Cannes, babe. Why don't you guys 39 00:02:37,892 --> 00:02:39,883 go grab our table and hang out the rest of the night? 40 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:42,054 - Are the drinks on your tab too? - The way you drink, Drama, 41 00:02:42,096 --> 00:02:43,961 it's like giving Turtle here keys to a whorehouse. 42 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:45,966 Oh, come on, you cut me deep, man. 43 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,729 Thank you, Sam. I appreciate it. 44 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:50,066 - Yo yo yo yo! The boys are here. - What's up, kids? 45 00:02:50,104 --> 00:02:52,072 Nobody told me Walsh was coming. 46 00:02:52,106 --> 00:02:54,506 I didn't want to hear you complain. Hey, how is it going, Billy? 47 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:57,602 Great. I'm great, though spending 30 minutes alone with this guy 48 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,875 is sort of painful. You know he's bringing his wife to Cannes? 49 00:02:59,914 --> 00:03:02,474 No. You're bringing your wife? It's supposed to be a boys' trip. 50 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,576 When you get married, you realize that a wife is like a herpes sore-- 51 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:07,587 she comes and goes when and where she pleases. 52 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:10,181 Get some Valtrex, 'cause the rest of us are gonna be yachting 53 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:12,192 and boozing it up with bronze-looking broads. 54 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:15,354 I'm already preparing myself by working on my foreign-speak-- 55 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:17,364 "J'ai dirigé ce film. 56 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,866 - Voulez-vous avoir le sex?" - What does that mean? 57 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,925 It means, "l directed this film. Wanna fuck?" 58 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:24,437 Oh, Billy. 59 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:27,998 - Hilarious. - Stop kissing my ass, Drama. 60 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,010 To the bar, come on. 61 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:32,137 - They like each other, huh? - Yep. 62 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:33,874 And I heard you really liked Walsh's script. 63 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:35,882 - So? - So do you really like it 64 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:38,214 or are you just trying not to get completely pushed out of the project? 65 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:40,243 - Fuck off, Ari. - Did you really like it? 66 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:42,312 I hated it, but the guy already committed to doing it. 67 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:44,984 - I'm just trying to be positive. - Wow. After five years 68 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,289 you finally learned how to lie. Welcome to Hollywood. 69 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:50,923 - Hey, "double-suits," get in here. - All right. 70 00:03:50,965 --> 00:03:52,398 To the time of our lives 71 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:54,401 we'll all soon be having in Cannes. 72 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:56,130 - Yes, sir. - Except Ari. 73 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:01,870 There's Anna. 74 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,571 - You know Anna Faris? - Yeah, she's E's new client. 75 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:07,342 Nice. Love Anna Faris. 76 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:09,747 Introduce me, suit. 77 00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:14,244 What do you want me to say? He wants her in the movie. 78 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:16,586 - As what? - My brother. 79 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,353 - As your brother? - I was hoping I'd get a shot 80 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:19,518 at your brother, bro. 81 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,188 No, after meeting Anna he decided to change the part to my sister. 82 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:24,595 - That's ridiculous, Vince. - Beyond ridiculous. 83 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,623 No, it's not. He wants to add some lightness to the movie. 84 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,999 - I can be light. - And I already told him 85 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:31,266 he's not allowed to hit on her, so don't worry about it. 86 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:33,000 - I'm not worried about that. - Good. 87 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,803 So we'll set a lunch for the four of us, okay? 88 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:36,742 - Okay. - Hey, guys, 89 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,870 - I think we should cancel the trip. - Why? 90 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:40,709 It's the news. 91 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,841 The Attorney General did not get 92 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:45,147 into the specific details concerning the elevation 93 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:47,949 of the Administration's terrorist attack advisory alert to red... 94 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:51,719 Wow. Tough break, baby. I guess you're not going. 95 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:53,920 Well, I gotta go. Cannes is work for me, so... 96 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,826 Don't start, Ari. 97 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:58,798 Baby, we are parents now. We have a responsibility to our children. 98 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:00,390 You know how much I hate flying together. 99 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:02,868 Well, with this looming threat hanging over us 100 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,234 it would just be irresponsible. 101 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:06,000 Why don't you just say that you don't want me to go? 102 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,304 I don't want-- I don't want our children to be orphaned. 103 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:11,209 That's very sweet, Ari. And you know what? I won't go. 104 00:05:11,245 --> 00:05:13,110 You're actually not gonna go? 105 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:15,342 No, seriously. I didn't really want to go anyway. 106 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,782 You don't want to go to Cannes? 107 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,286 Do you think I care that much about the film festival? I don't. 108 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:22,949 And there are a ton of things around here that I could be doing. 109 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,514 - Really? - Really. 110 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:27,823 - You're not mad? - No, I'm not. I'm fine. 111 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:31,058 You're the finest woman a man could ever not have with him. 112 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:38,033 I think it would be a mistake for terrorists 113 00:05:38,072 --> 00:05:39,869 to try and take over any plane that I'm on 114 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:43,343 'cause let's just say I'm always ready to roll. 115 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:44,867 Could we stop talking about this, please? 116 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:46,937 It's really just that you're afraid of flying, Turtle. 117 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,039 I don't think the terrorist alert has anything to do with it. 118 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:51,813 I'm not afraid of flying, Vince. I'm afraid of crashing. 119 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,184 I think he's afraid of flying commercial, is his real problem. 120 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:56,246 Is it so bad to long for a private jet? 121 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:59,521 - No lines, no delays, no shoe bombs... -...no money. 122 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,755 A private jet to Cannes is 100 Gs each way, Turtle. 123 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:04,093 How can you put a price tag on personal safety, E? 124 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:06,190 Johnny, just give him one of your Xanax already. 125 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:08,565 I will not. Nobody traveling with me 126 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,866 takes a tranquilizer till we've arrived. 127 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:13,099 - Why? - In case anything goes down 128 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:16,200 we need all the manpower alert, not comfortably numb. 129 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:17,767 Jesus, looks like downtown Baghdad. 130 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,006 That's good-- lots of security. 131 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,947 Yeah, no one's blowing up in Baghdad. 132 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:24,212 - There's Billy. - Great. 133 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:27,210 - What's up, Billy? - Hey. 134 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:30,714 The plane's been delayed three hours. 135 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,283 What? Why? Is there a bomb scare? 136 00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:36,592 No, I'm sure it's just so that they can check everything more carefully. 137 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:37,892 No, actually there is a scare, Vince. 138 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,762 Turns out it's specific to LAX. 139 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,358 Jesus. 140 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:43,529 Can you imagine if we went down on the way to Cannes, though? 141 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,868 - We'd be remembered forever. - Yeah, not all of us would be. 142 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,739 Yeah, but the three of us would be. 143 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:51,006 You know, I used to fear traveling with you, baby bro. 144 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:53,012 I thought if we crashed the press would say, 145 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:54,911 "Vincent Chase And Brother Perish." 146 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:57,576 But now with a hit TV show I'm quite certain they would say, 147 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,483 "The Chase Brothers Perish." 148 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,579 Fuck, I'm ready for whatever happens. 149 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,590 So what should we do for the next three hours 150 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,489 - besides celebrate your obituary? - Run. 151 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,959 I was thinking we'd go meet with Anna, 152 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,552 talk about getting her in this film. 153 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,927 - I set a lunch for next week. - So move it up. 154 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,432 I want to get her hooked so I can start rewriting on the trip. 155 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,196 I don't know where she is, Billy. 156 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:18,204 Call her and tell her that Billy Walsh has got a movie role for her. 157 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:20,206 I'm quite sure she'll come a-running. 158 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,674 Yeah, why put off till tomorrow what you can accomplish today? 159 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:24,404 All right, I'll see where she's at. 160 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:26,936 - What about us? - You can come. 161 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:29,847 - No, me and Turtle ain't going nowhere. - Oh, we're not? 162 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:33,080 No, we're gonna sweep this entire airport for suspicious 163 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,452 - and unsavory characters. - Get out of here. 164 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:37,923 Look, Turtle, you're getting on that plane in three hours either way, 165 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,324 so would you rather seek out terrorist scum here on the ground now 166 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,021 or 35,000 feet later? 167 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,791 Fine. 168 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,696 Yo, we're on. Let's go. 169 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:47,700 Hey, and seek out Ari too. 170 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:50,225 He's gotta be around here somewhere. 171 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:53,467 I confirmed 30 minutes ago and no one said a word. 172 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:55,168 - Sir, I'm sorry. - You're sorry? 173 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:57,473 Tell that to my work that's not getting done that could have been 174 00:07:57,511 --> 00:08:00,173 getting done if I knew I had three hours that you're sorry. 175 00:08:00,214 --> 00:08:02,307 Sir, this has been an extraordinary day. 176 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,613 - We're at code red. - Please, come on. 177 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,518 We're at code red every time the president has loose stool. 178 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:09,886 Sir, may I suggest you lower your voice 179 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:12,084 before a National Guardsman mistakes it for a threat 180 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,752 and inadvertently shoots you? 181 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:17,662 My plane's been delayed for three hours, Lloyd. 182 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:19,222 And your wife is not going to Cannes. 183 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,166 Oh yeah? So what? How do you know? 184 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:23,567 - I spoke to her, Ari. - You did? Why? What'd she say? 185 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,868 She's fine with not going, right? She said she's fine. 186 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:28,898 "Fine" is not fine, Ari, not when it comes from a woman's mouth. 187 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,910 So no, she's not fine. 188 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:33,139 And somebody else is also not fine. 189 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,148 - Oh yeah? Who? - Me. 190 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,911 What's your problem? 191 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,475 You said if your wife didn't go to Cannes, that I could. 192 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,385 - When did I say that? - When you said 193 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:43,048 it wasn't time for me to get promoted yet. 194 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:45,752 You know what, Lloyd? I'm in the middle of a code-red alert. 195 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:47,760 We've got military police everywhere, 196 00:08:47,794 --> 00:08:50,024 German shepherds ready to attack at a moment's notice. 197 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,860 I'm facing three-hour delays 198 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,799 and an uncertain, unsafe future, 199 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:57,167 so get off my ass and go get my wife her favorite flowers. 200 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,638 - Do you even know what those are? - No, but you do. 201 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,334 Remember that. And remember 202 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,900 I also know what my favorite Teuscher chocolate truffles are. 203 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,605 Send yourself a box, Lloyd. 204 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:08,274 Okay, but this discussion is not over yet, Ari. 205 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,283 Yeah, it is. 206 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,785 I need this role to be self-aware, 207 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:16,619 but with a subconscious lack of understanding. You understand? 208 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:19,956 Not totally. Is that bad? 209 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,460 When you read it, Anna, you'll understand. 210 00:09:21,495 --> 00:09:23,793 Exactly. I express myself better when I write. 211 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:27,129 The important thing is that I've seen "Scary Movie" 10 times 212 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,499 and I know you can bring it for me. 213 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,561 - Really? - Really. 214 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,072 Is he being serious? 215 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,233 Because I can't tell if he's making fun of me. 216 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:38,574 - What's wrong with "Scary Movie"? - I love "Scary Movie." 217 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:41,137 It just doesn't seem like it'd be your thing. 218 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:44,150 What do you think my thing would be? 219 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,414 "Blue Velvet" maybe, 220 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:49,650 or "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer." 221 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,487 I've seen them both 20 times also. 222 00:09:51,525 --> 00:09:53,584 I'm a cinephile and I see everything. 223 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,288 I've seen "Lost in Translation" and loved it. 224 00:09:55,329 --> 00:09:57,320 And I've seen "Just Friends"-- I loved it too. 225 00:09:57,364 --> 00:10:00,231 I see a contrast in you and me 226 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:04,636 that I think would work perfectly for this film. 227 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:08,038 And I would be honored if you just gave it a read. 228 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:20,380 Ah, there's a good-looking group, huh? 229 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,786 And I do feel safe with nuns. 230 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,757 - Not me. - Oh, come on. 231 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,554 God wouldn't take down a plane full of nuns. 232 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,254 I gotta believe in at least that much. 233 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,957 I believe it too, Turtle, but what if they're not nuns? 234 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,727 What else would they be? 235 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,757 What, you don't think it's odd that a group of nuns 236 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,234 is traveling to the South of France? 237 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,567 Since when can't nuns vacation, Drama? 238 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:41,005 They can, but just not to places like Cannes 239 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,009 in the biggest party season of the year 240 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,170 where girls roam the streets topless. 241 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,339 Maybe it's a missionary trip and they're there 242 00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:49,679 - to convince the girls to cover up. - Maybe. 243 00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:51,843 - Oh, Jesus. - What? 244 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,854 I'm fine with the nuns. It's this guy that scares me. 245 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:57,152 No profiling, Turtle. I don't believe it. 246 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,317 Have you seen "24," Drama? 'Cause I have. 247 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,186 - All right, let's make a move. - What kind of move? 248 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:06,028 The same kind of move I made 249 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,931 when I was terrified of Pete Minetto in high school-- 250 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,936 we befriend him, make him love us. 251 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,336 That way when he seizes the plane and starts executing people 252 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:13,930 he let's us go free. 253 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:16,943 I don't want to befriend him. 254 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,377 Then I'm gonna feel no guilt if I survive. 255 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,815 Are these seats taken, my friend? 256 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,843 Great. 257 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,221 I'm Johnny. This is Turtle. 258 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,418 Oh, and this is Ari. 259 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,791 Ari-- 260 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:38,060 Ari's fucked. 261 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,931 I'm an actor. What do you do? 262 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:43,094 I'm fine. I don't know what you're talking about. 263 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,263 If you're fine, why are you out shopping for cars? 264 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,432 What does one thing have to do with the other? 265 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:50,034 I want a new car. What, I can't have a new car if I want a new car? 266 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,307 - It's my money also, Ari. - You can have a new car, baby. 267 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,006 Just calm down. I'm just saying you might want to go home 268 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,242 because there are probably some beautiful new flowers waiting for you. 269 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,717 Why are you sending me flowers? Are you feeling guilty about something? 270 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:02,415 I'm not feeling guilty, baby. You're happy. You're fine with not going. 271 00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:04,048 And you're happy I'm not going. 272 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,457 - Baby... - How much are the Maybachs? 273 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:10,554 - I'll call you back, Ari. -...for rescheduling. 274 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,565 Again, ladies and gentlemen... 275 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:16,296 You gotta be shitting me. 276 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,770 - Baby... - This is not your baby, Ari. 277 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:20,830 This is your underappreciated assistant. 278 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,206 - What do you want, Lloyd? - I spoke to my therapist 279 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,268 and he said I should not hide what I'm feeling. 280 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:28,770 I should express to you my hurt and disappointment about not going. 281 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:30,442 Well, now that you've expressed that, 282 00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:33,544 Iet me express my frustration that my flight has been canceled. 283 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:36,852 Maybe this is karma. Perhaps you should do something 284 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,949 to turn it before something really bad happens. 285 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,653 Today, Lloyd? Under code red? 286 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:42,491 I'm sorry, Ari. That was wrong. 287 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,326 Yeah, it was. Now listen, 288 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,924 call my boy Kenny Dichter over at Marquis Jets, 289 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,162 see if me and the boys can hop on a flight today. 290 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:52,171 - You're gonna fly private? - Just do it. 291 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:55,902 Maybe in France we'll hit the restaurant of your choice, on us. 292 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,274 The flight's canceled. Let's get the hell out of here. 293 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,541 Really? That's awesome. 294 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,050 How do I get in touch with you? 295 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,143 You don't. If it's meant to be 296 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,984 we'll run into each other. Be well, my friend. 297 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,616 That girl is wife material-- 298 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,922 wife, mother, grow-old-together material. 299 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,359 Too bad you have a girlfriend. 300 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,420 Yeah, Billy. You did promise you wouldn't hit on her. 301 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,955 I'm talking in terms of presence for the film, Vince. 302 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,991 The sister has to have that thing 303 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,629 that you just adore at all times in order for her to be able 304 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:27,105 to get away with some of the more vicious things that she does. 305 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,370 Speaking of which, you could have come to my defense 306 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,343 just a little when she was quizzing me back there, suit. 307 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:32,538 - Your defense? - Yeah, she's asking me 308 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:33,978 some pretty tough questions, 309 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,948 you're just sitting there like you got your tongue cut out. 310 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,041 You were talking the whole time, Billy. What did you want me to say? 311 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,416 Anna did look at you a couple of times for reassurance 312 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,444 - and you didn't give her much. - That's 'cause I'm in 313 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,719 an awkward position. I'm her manager but I'm also a producer on this. 314 00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:47,226 Eh, it's a no-show-type job title anyway. 315 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,319 Look, I don't want to jam it down her throat, Vince. 316 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,455 Plus, it doesn't really matter. She's got the script, 317 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,159 she loved Billy, so what do you want me to say? 318 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,360 You think she loved me, suit? 319 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,969 - Hey, what's up, Turtle? - Yo, E, our flight's canceled. 320 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,337 - What? - The whole airport's shut down. 321 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,342 All right, we'll meet you back at the house. 322 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,243 LAX is closed. There's no flights leaving today. 323 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,247 - Jesus. - What? 324 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,647 I couldn't bear going without you, baby. 325 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,414 Ari, I know they closed the airport. It's all over the news, 326 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,580 so stop making it like it's some grand gesture. 327 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:18,682 Baby, what did we learn about being passive-aggressive in therapy? 328 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:22,024 If you wanted to go you should have not said "l don't want to go." 329 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,155 I'm tired of feeling like I'm not wanted, Ari. 330 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,360 Baby, what are you talking about? This is a one-time thing. 331 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,265 Ari, you came home last night and you said 332 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,497 that the hotel had screwed us out of a king-sized bed 333 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,335 and would I "really be comfortable in a single?" 334 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,000 And then this morning before the news came on 335 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,770 you said that Brian Sher's wife wasn't going 336 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,370 and if she found out that I was going, she would go crazy. 337 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,380 Ari, there are some men that would kill to go 338 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,609 to the South of France with me and if you're not one of them-- 339 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:46,448 I am one of them, honey. I'm glad that the flight was canceled, 340 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,353 so now I can tell you I want you to go. 341 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,118 I don't want to go without you 342 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:54,251 and I love you. Now will you go? 343 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,785 - No, Ari, I won't. - Why not? 344 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:59,355 Well, because all that will do is assuage your guilt. 345 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,458 Why would you want to do that? 346 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,470 - Well, Ari, you shouldn't feel guilty. - What should I feel? 347 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,301 Sadness that for some reason 348 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,500 you're married to someone you don't like to be with. 349 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,806 Laura, I'll definitely need some help upstairs. 350 00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:13,710 Hello, Lloyd. 351 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,375 - Hello, Ari. - You're not my mistress. 352 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,475 - Stop being mad at me. - I'm no longer mad. 353 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,713 Well, you shouldn't be, Lloyd, because I'd love to have you in Cannes. 354 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,279 So go home, pack your favorite sarong and consider yourself invited. 355 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,291 - Are you serious, Ari? - I'm so serious 356 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,316 that I'm actually embarrassed for myself. 357 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,191 - That's very sweet of you, Ari. - It's not that sweet, 358 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,322 'cause I don't want to see you when I'm there. This is a man's trip, 359 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,559 so you're gonna have to find your own dick clique. 360 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,727 That is fine, Ari. Oh my God. 361 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:39,170 I'm so happy. But how are we getting there? 362 00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:42,231 - You called Kenny D, right? - He says there are no jets. 363 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,835 The whole town is scrambling since the alert and you scrambled too late. 364 00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:47,312 - There's not one more plane? - There was one, 365 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,076 but Sydney Pollack just booked it. 366 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,605 Fuck! 367 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,675 The airline said that they can't guarantee 368 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,949 that we can get on a flight tomorrow? This is unreal. 369 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,616 My travel lady says we could drive to Phoenix, 370 00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,888 get on a flight to St. Louis and then hop on a flight to France. 371 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,293 - Sounds miserable. - Beyond miserable. 372 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,958 This is insane. "Medellin" premieres in 48 hours. 373 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,728 - We may not make it. - We'll make it. 374 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,099 Ari will take care of it, I'm sure. 375 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,036 - Hey, what's up, Anna? - Oh, hey. 376 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,040 I thought you'd be on a plane. I was gonna leave a message. 377 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,666 No, everything got canceled. Turn on the news. 378 00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,609 Oh, I'm sorry. That sucks. 379 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,202 What's going on? 380 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,712 Um, it's about Billy's script. 381 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,044 Yeah? 382 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,141 Yeah. Can I speak freely? 383 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,277 Of course. What's going on? 384 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,549 I don't get it. 385 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,691 It's Sydney Pollack returning. My fingers are all crossed. 386 00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:36,355 Is this my dear old friend Sydney? 387 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:39,058 I told you when I fired you we weren't friends, Ari. 388 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,930 You consider that a firing, Sydney? 389 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,798 I like to look back at it 390 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,770 as an amicable parting of the ways. 391 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,238 I'm not coming back, okay? You understand the word "never"? 392 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,070 Well, you just keep thinking about it 393 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,270 because this is not a business call, this is personal. 394 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:55,111 I need a lift to Cannes. I heard you got the last plane out of Marquis 395 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:58,549 and I've got to get Vinnie Chase and the "Medellin" crew there by tomorrow. 396 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,520 "Medellin"-- you know, I hear a lot of hype about that film. 397 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,419 It's phenomenal. It's absolutely phenomenal. 398 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,254 I'm not completely sold on that kid of yours yet. 399 00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:08,260 After a plane ride and a screening 400 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,818 you'll see him as the next Redford. 401 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,990 You want to do a "Three Days of the Condor" sequel? 402 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,000 No. 403 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,002 I wouldn't mind meeting him, though. 404 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,027 You know, maybe something would come up. 405 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:21,234 - Yeah? - Okay, Ari, I'll give you a lift, 406 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,901 as long as I don't sit next to you. 407 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,172 I'll ride in the bathroom. 408 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,179 - How many you got? - Uh, six. 409 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:31,115 I can't take six. I can do maybe five, and that's gonna be tight. 410 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:34,245 We'll make do. Listen, I still love you, Sydney. 411 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:37,279 6:30 sharp at Van Nuys. Goodbye, Ari. 412 00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:41,191 Lloyd, Lloyd, come on. It was a numbers thing. 413 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,819 You heard-- I couldn't have done anything. 414 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,830 - Where are you doing? - To unpack. 415 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,332 Unpack? You couldn't have even packed yet. 416 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:51,030 In my mind, I did, Ari. In my mind, I did. 417 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,062 It's not my fault she doesn't get it, Vince. 418 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,597 But it is your fault if you don't try and help her to. 419 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,610 - What do you want me to say? - I want you to say that you're gonna go 420 00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,044 convince her that she should do the movie, because that's what 421 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,878 your director wants, and as a producer, that is your job. 422 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,214 - It's your job, E. - How would you like me to try 423 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,242 - to convince her, Vince? - Tell her how great 424 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,414 you think it's gonna be. That's what she wants to hear. 425 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,424 What if I don't think it's gonna be great? What then? 426 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,426 Should I lie to her? 'Cause that's not what a manager does. 427 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,394 Hey, you lied to me. 428 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,761 What, you don't think I know you don't like it? 429 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,663 I don't know, because you've never asked for my opinion 430 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,964 - before you agreed to do the movie. - That's because you hate Billy 431 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:25,436 and I knew there was no way you were gonna read it with an open mind. 432 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:26,996 What, you're a mind-reader now, Vince? 433 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,905 E, you asked me if I thought it was okay 434 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,410 if you sign Anna as a client and I said one thing-- 435 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,844 "Just make sure it doesn't affect my career." 436 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,008 This is the movie I'm making and this is who I want to be in the movie. 437 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:39,177 And I really believe it's gonna be a great movie 438 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,550 and she's gonna be great in it. 439 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,384 I need you to believe that and try to make this happen. 440 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:45,357 - And if I can't? - Make me believe that you tried. 441 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:48,690 Hey, Ari called. He said we have to be at the airport in three hours. 442 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,252 - How are we getting there? - Sydney Pollack's 443 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,321 giving us a lift on his G-lV. 444 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,163 Sydney Pollack? Sweet. 445 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,964 I told you it was gonna work out. 446 00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,971 It always does, right? 447 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:01,269 - So do you really like the script? - You really hate it? 448 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,242 No, I don't hate it. I'm unsure. 449 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,245 You know, it's confusing. 450 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,474 I'm really looking for some guidance here, E. 451 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:12,611 Yeah, well, maybe you should give it another read. 452 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,120 "Leopold furiously cooks breakfast. 453 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:18,124 Curtis enters and Leopold, overcome by his presence, 454 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,388 sears his hand over the hot sizzling bacon. 455 00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,724 Curtis begins to weep." 456 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,458 - It's written in haiku. - The guy's an original. 457 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,160 I'm a little surprised we're off on this. 458 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,260 Maybe it's just my head space right now. 459 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,601 But if you think I should do it... 460 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,971 Do you think I should do it? I really trust your opinion. 461 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,704 I think Billy's gonna make a great movie. 462 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,076 So you were happy with what he did on "Medellin"? 463 00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:42,581 It got into Cannes. 464 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,752 Okay, I'll do it. 465 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,720 - Okay. - Okay. 466 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,223 I'm sure Billy and Vince will be happy to hear that. 467 00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,815 So do you have to go to the airport? 468 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,520 Yeah, the flight leaves at 6:30. 469 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,496 Oh, you've got some time. Do you want a drink? 470 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,521 Sounds good. 471 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:04,065 Well, I think I'm excited. 472 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:07,129 You know, I'm excited to start a new movie 473 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,835 and to be free from my loser boyfriend. 474 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,140 You don't sound completely convinced. 475 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:14,271 Well, any breakup is tough. 476 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,475 It's weird. I was with Dave for so long 477 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:20,384 that I've completely shut off any possibility of somebody else. 478 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,412 You're not gonna have to do much. Once people find out you're single, 479 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,050 - they're gonna be lining up. - Oh. 480 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:28,287 I'm gonna tell you something that's completely embarrassing, 481 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,057 - but that'll cheer you up. - Yeah? 482 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,927 When we first met, I thought you were cute. 483 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,557 - Yeah? - Yeah. 484 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,363 And I thought our first dinner was a date. 485 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,892 - Oh my God, are you serious? - Yeah. 486 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,303 Oh, I'm such an asshole. 487 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,671 No no. 488 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,403 So you don't hate me for it? 489 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,843 - No, I'm happy to be working with you. - Me too. 490 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,142 And I'm glad you've become a good friend. 491 00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:50,706 And I thought you were cute too 492 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,342 when I crashed into you. 493 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,376 - Yeah? - Yeah. 494 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,117 What? 495 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,755 What? 496 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,592 I don't really like Billy's script, Anna. 497 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:08,192 I don't understand. 498 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:14,098 Welcome to Marquis Jet, gentlemen. 499 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,108 And a very warm welcome it is. 500 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:19,077 Will you ladies be joining us on our trip to France? 501 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,171 No, but you'll be in their good hands. 502 00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:22,943 Hi, Vince. 503 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,212 The friendly skies at last. 504 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,848 Somebody grab my fucking luggage. 505 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,516 You got a lot of bags, Billy? 506 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:34,924 I like a lot of wardrobe choices too when traveling abroad. 507 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,929 I got one bag, Drama, you fruit cup, 508 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,955 but I took three Ambiens and I can't lift my arms. 509 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,092 - Hey, what's up? - Fruit cup. 510 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,126 There they are, boys of "Medellin." 511 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:46,695 I want you all to say hello to Mr. Sydney Pollack. 512 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,707 Hey, Sydney. Big fan. 513 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,800 Me too, Vince. Pleasure to have you guys. 514 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:52,811 Pleasure to be had, Sydney. 515 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,813 In fact, I've been dying to meet you 516 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,212 ever since I played the Redford role 517 00:21:56,249 --> 00:21:57,841 in "The Way We Were" off-Broadway. 518 00:21:57,884 --> 00:22:01,342 - You played that part? - Yeah. You don't see it? 519 00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:03,548 - Uh, well.. - Are we ready to go? 520 00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,648 - No, we're waiting for one more. - Whoa whoa whoa. 521 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:07,159 Wait a minute. Five-- we said five. 522 00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:10,287 Uh, I miscalculated, but it is no problem. 523 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,321 We'll take the late little man and put him in the overhead. 524 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,856 Every passenger has to have their own seat, sir. 525 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,095 That's FAA regulations. 526 00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,126 Ari, rules. Come on, 527 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,071 I got my eight people to take care of. 528 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,937 You guys work it out and we'll see you on the plane. 529 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,272 - I'm sorry about that, Vince. - Hey, no problem. 530 00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:29,012 What the hell, Ari? 531 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,538 No one said an agent could count. 532 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:33,245 I screwed up, okay? But I can remedy this situation. 533 00:22:33,286 --> 00:22:36,278 Everyone that does not have a purpose in Cannes, say "Aye." 534 00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:38,017 Turtle, Drama, don't hold back. 535 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,615 Hey, I have a purpose there, Ari-- 536 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:42,093 to raise the awareness of Johnny Chase-- 537 00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,096 a purpose that also translates to cash 538 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:45,961 in the Miller-Gold pockets, I might add. 539 00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:49,229 Look, guys, Drama's right. He has more of a purpose there than me. 540 00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:50,792 I'll stay back. It's cool. Don't worry. 541 00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:52,498 - Boom. - Oh, great. Now I feel terrible. 542 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,665 - It's fine. - Nobody's hanging back 543 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,937 or everybody's hanging back, okay? 544 00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:58,967 Vinnie, what are you talking about? You bled for this thing. 545 00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:01,172 - You've gotta go. It's your movie. - We all bled for it, Ari. 546 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:03,842 We'll get another plane tomorrow, 'cause tonight it's all or none. 547 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,511 - There may not be a plane tomorrow. - Billy, why don't you go? 548 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:09,544 Eh, fuck it. I'm a team player. 549 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:12,149 Look, I will bail. I gotta salvage a marriage anyway. 550 00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:15,285 - Don't worry about it. - "All or none of us" includes you, Ari. 551 00:23:15,328 --> 00:23:17,228 Excuse me, ladies, would you mind telling Mr. Pollack 552 00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:18,890 that we're gonna have to catch another ride? 553 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,559 Hey, Vin, should we call E, tell him not even to bother? 554 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:23,466 Unless my triple vision's getting the best of me, 555 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:25,095 that looks like him right there. 556 00:23:25,138 --> 00:23:27,231 - Sorry I'm late, guys. - You're not. 557 00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:30,242 We sacrificed the plane to the god of friendship. 558 00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:32,005 - What? - If it's meant to be, we'll get there. 559 00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:34,137 - How'd the meeting go? - Not great. 560 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:36,114 - So she's not gonna do it? - No, she's not doing it. 561 00:23:36,149 --> 00:23:38,049 Good. I was thinking I wanted to keep it 562 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,949 - as the brother anyway. - Hello. 563 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:42,477 Ari, since you didn't want to sail the open seas with me, 564 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:45,286 I'm taking Tom on a Rosie cruise to Puerto Vallarta for a week. 565 00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:47,315 - Sounds good, Lloyd. - We are on our way 566 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:48,952 and I'm not even asking permission. 567 00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:51,964 All right. Listen, have a great time, wear a life vest, 568 00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:54,228 'cause the only bobbing you should be doing is on Tom's cock. 569 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:55,393 Thanks, Ari. 570 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:58,666 So what now, Ari? 571 00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:01,070 - Turtle, what's up? How are you doing? - Kanye, what's up, man? 572 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,768 - How are you doing? - I've been good. 573 00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:05,004 How does Turtle know Kanye? 574 00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:07,604 - Yo, what's up, Turtle? - Kanye, Ari Gold. How are you? 575 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,342 I called your manager about you and I sitting down 576 00:24:09,382 --> 00:24:11,475 for a little meet-and-greet. You know my boy Vinnie, right? 577 00:24:11,517 --> 00:24:13,747 Yeah, I know Vince. 578 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,219 What's up, Kanye? How have you been? 579 00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:17,188 - Good. Where are you headed? - Nowhere. 580 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:19,248 We got no plane, man. Where are you guys heading? 581 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:21,351 We're going to London. We're just chilling out for a second. 582 00:24:21,394 --> 00:24:23,021 How much room you got? 583 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:25,030 We got a little room. 584 00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:28,761 Well, you feel like making a quick stop in Cannes? 585 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,735 Not really. I mean... 586 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,567 You'd be really helping us out. 587 00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:34,129 Yeah, I mean, like... 588 00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:36,368 - Who do we know in Cannes? - Everybody. 589 00:24:36,409 --> 00:24:38,377 Everybody's over there. 590 00:24:38,411 --> 00:24:40,675 - It would really mean a lot to us. - Come on, Kanye. 591 00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:42,806 Well, I guess we're going to Cannes. 592 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:45,147 Kanye to the rescue. 593 00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:53,749 Vinnie, go ahead. I'm just gonna make a quick call. 594 00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:55,761 - To your wife? - Yes. Leave no man behind. 595 00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:58,389 Put in a good word to Kanye for me. 596 00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:00,964 Hello. 597 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,867 Baby, listen, it's not that I didn't want you to go. 598 00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:05,530 I love you by my side always. 599 00:25:05,571 --> 00:25:07,869 It's just that I wanted to be one of the boys for once 600 00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:09,534 with Vinnie and everyone. I just-- 601 00:25:09,575 --> 00:25:12,100 I wanted to feel young again, you know? 602 00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:13,873 But now I know that I don't 603 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:16,211 and I want to feel my age with you. 604 00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:19,707 That's sort of a sweet sentiment, Ari. 605 00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:22,380 I want you to get down here. Come on down, honey. 606 00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:25,390 Go on your boys' trip, Ari. I understand. 607 00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:27,984 If you'd been honest from the beginning, we would have been all good. 608 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:30,188 - Really? - Really. 609 00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:32,254 But I do want you to come. 610 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:35,028 I know, and that's enough for me. 611 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,934 - You're amazing. - Thank you, Ari. 612 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:40,370 Oh, and thank you for all the lavish gifts. 613 00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:41,703 It was very thoughtful. 614 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,208 You deserve it. 615 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:45,267 Uh, how thoughtful was l? 616 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:48,974 - Have a safe flight, Ari. - I love you. 617 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:54,613 - So she fired you? - Yep. 618 00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:56,519 - Will she maybe still date you? - Nope. 619 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,717 - Tough break. - Sorry, E. 620 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,783 She'll maybe still date me. 621 00:26:00,826 --> 00:26:04,785 - Bringing your wife, Ari? - No, and I'm actually sad. 622 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:06,593 Yo, what up, everybody? It's Kanye 623 00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:08,623 and we're getting ready to take off in just a few minutes. 624 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:10,192 And for those of you who don't know, 625 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,067 I actually took flying lessons a week ago, 626 00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:13,969 and even though it's totally illegal, 627 00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:15,997 I'm gonna fly us out of here. 628 00:26:18,344 --> 00:26:20,471 Nah, I'm just fucking with you. 629 00:26:20,513 --> 00:26:23,141 I'm just fucking with you. We've got some real old-school pilot, 630 00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:25,480 used to fly Air Force One, extremely old. 631 00:26:25,518 --> 00:26:27,645 Actually, it might be his last flight. He's gonna retire. 632 00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:30,349 And just a little heads up-- when you see the flight attendants 633 00:26:30,389 --> 00:26:32,118 coming down the aisle, Mandy and Sandy, 634 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:35,025 feel free to get a massage, 'cause it's crazy. 635 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:36,858 It's crazy. 636 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:39,262 Good afternoon, gentlemen. 637 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:42,096 I'm hot stone. She's shiatsu. 638 00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:44,625 - Can I freshen up your drink for you? - Yes, you can. 639 00:26:44,670 --> 00:26:47,298 - Still sad, Ari? - Yeah, 640 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:49,740 but I will get over it. 641 00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:50,799 - Cheers to that. - Yeah. 642 00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:53,175 Cheers.