1 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,508 - I heard something. - What? 2 00:01:39,482 --> 00:01:41,582 I think someone's in the house. 3 00:01:43,635 --> 00:01:44,635 Really? 4 00:01:47,267 --> 00:01:48,091 See? 5 00:01:48,474 --> 00:01:50,493 All right, I'll go check it out. 6 00:01:52,456 --> 00:01:53,821 Ahnold, want to come with? 7 00:01:56,232 --> 00:01:57,332 Thanks, pal. 8 00:02:00,890 --> 00:02:01,890 Hello? 9 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,327 Turtle, is that you? 10 00:02:17,255 --> 00:02:19,520 Don't worry. It's just the wind. 11 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:31,384 Call 911. 12 00:02:37,195 --> 00:02:38,799 Ahnold would have heard something. 13 00:02:38,924 --> 00:02:41,771 I'm telling you, he didn't flinch. Someone was definitely here. 14 00:02:41,896 --> 00:02:43,625 If he didn't bark, they weren't. 15 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:46,456 - Maybe the girl set it up. - Set what up? 16 00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:48,744 Fantasy rape scene perhaps. 17 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,586 Is that what your girls do, Drama? 18 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:53,590 - Tie you up and strap one on? - Don't be juvenile, E. 19 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,615 - Oh, christ. - What is it? 20 00:02:56,585 --> 00:02:58,117 My half an agent. 21 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,720 Johnny Drama, what did you do? 22 00:03:00,845 --> 00:03:03,766 - It's not what I did. - You attacked a high-level studio exec. 23 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,076 - Is that what they're saying? - They're not 24 00:03:06,201 --> 00:03:08,196 except that you won't be needed on set today. 25 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:09,396 What? Why? 26 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:11,398 Because you attacked an exec. 27 00:03:12,242 --> 00:03:14,401 - So now what? Am I done? - I don't know. 28 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,195 I'll let you know when I hear more. 29 00:03:16,749 --> 00:03:17,949 Thanks, Lloyd. 30 00:03:21,071 --> 00:03:22,889 They canceled my scenes today. 31 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:25,769 He said he was gonna have me written off the show. 32 00:03:25,894 --> 00:03:29,317 - You're gonna have to apologize. - He hits on my best friend's girlfriend 33 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:31,864 - and I'm supposed to apologize? - You did grab him by the throat. 34 00:03:31,989 --> 00:03:34,672 He said he was gonna pound Meadow Soprano from behind. 35 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,966 You should've broken his fucking arm. 36 00:03:38,104 --> 00:03:39,051 Sorry. 37 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:42,779 Drama, I appreciate 'cause I know you had the best intentions. 38 00:03:42,904 --> 00:03:43,889 Jamie does too. 39 00:03:44,583 --> 00:03:47,201 - But this is your job. - Yeah, Johnny, you live for this show. 40 00:03:47,326 --> 00:03:49,144 Just suck it up and go talk to him. 41 00:03:53,261 --> 00:03:55,542 Should I bring a fruit basket or something? 42 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:57,570 Maybe a massage certificate from Burke Williams? 43 00:04:00,051 --> 00:04:01,683 I'll just leave it up to me then. 44 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,075 I'm out. 45 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:05,710 - Good luck. - See you, Drama. 46 00:04:06,068 --> 00:04:08,576 Hey, Vince, we found no sign of forced entry. 47 00:04:08,701 --> 00:04:10,624 And you can't find anything missing, right? 48 00:04:11,034 --> 00:04:13,383 No, but the living room door was open. 49 00:04:13,655 --> 00:04:16,038 - You could have left it open? - I don't think so. 50 00:04:16,507 --> 00:04:19,951 Well, if someone was here, the good news is you're okay and nothing's been taken. 51 00:04:20,076 --> 00:04:23,012 If they come back, call us and we'll come back. 52 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,001 Thanks, officers. I appreciate it. 53 00:04:25,126 --> 00:04:26,849 - Thanks for coming down. - Sorry, Vince. 54 00:04:27,168 --> 00:04:28,657 Somebody was here. 55 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,335 Now that everyone's safe and sound I'm gonna head off to work. 56 00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:32,928 - Want us to roll with? - No. 57 00:04:33,053 --> 00:04:35,065 - Why not? - I want to make a good impression. 58 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:37,151 What do you think people think when they see us? 59 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:40,613 - Call me if you want to have lunch. - All right, hotshot. Enjoy. 60 00:04:41,843 --> 00:04:45,117 Mr. Vince. Do you no have underwear for cleaning? 61 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,495 - Yeah, whatever's there, Maria. Thanks. - No, it's not there. 62 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:51,445 Is socks and shirts, but no underwear. 63 00:04:51,570 --> 00:04:53,846 I just dropped my dirty stuff down there last night. 64 00:04:53,971 --> 00:04:55,502 - Tons of underwear. - Me too. 65 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:56,963 It's not there. 66 00:04:57,991 --> 00:04:59,423 I told you someone was here. 67 00:04:59,617 --> 00:05:02,009 You think someone broke in and stole our underwear? 68 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:05,638 Jesus. 69 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,907 Before we jump in today we need to welcome 70 00:05:10,032 --> 00:05:12,499 our newest family member, Mr. Eric Murphy. 71 00:05:12,624 --> 00:05:14,100 Catch him up, show him around. 72 00:05:14,225 --> 00:05:17,623 I want him feeling like he's been here all his life by the end of the day. 73 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,365 - Got you a cup of coffee, Mr. Murphy. - Thank you very much. 74 00:05:25,053 --> 00:05:27,368 And these just came from the front desk for you. 75 00:05:27,850 --> 00:05:29,453 I didn't order any pizza. 76 00:05:29,857 --> 00:05:32,392 Ari Gold sent them. The delivery guy said to tell you 77 00:05:32,517 --> 00:05:36,210 good luck and you're no longer a pizza boy, you're now a pizza man. 78 00:05:37,131 --> 00:05:39,254 - Cool. - Okay, let's get to it. 79 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:42,466 This is a signing meeting. So tell me who have we signed? 80 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,798 I have Penelope Cruz, like, right there. 81 00:05:44,923 --> 00:05:46,965 Right the is not there. What else? 82 00:05:47,090 --> 00:05:49,842 - I signed Neil Elman. - Tell me about it. 83 00:05:49,967 --> 00:05:52,061 Hot young writer-director out of Sundance. 84 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:53,894 Has two specs ready to go. 85 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:57,350 When they sell we'll clap for you. On the comedy front, 86 00:05:57,475 --> 00:05:59,352 Chris Rock is doing a new tour, 87 00:05:59,477 --> 00:06:02,111 so you can applaud me for saving your asses. 88 00:06:02,699 --> 00:06:03,699 Silently. 89 00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:08,367 But why is Bob Saget making 50 grand a night 90 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,160 and we're making dick? 91 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,360 I've called him 20 times. He won't return my calls. 92 00:06:12,485 --> 00:06:14,081 You've called him, Scott? 93 00:06:14,258 --> 00:06:18,108 Everyone, let's give Scott Lavin here a big morning clap 94 00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:19,872 'cause he called Bob Saget. 95 00:06:19,997 --> 00:06:22,172 Hi, Bob Saget, this is Scott. 96 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,076 Please call me back. 97 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:27,245 - I don't think he wants a manager. - Nobody wants a manager. 98 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:29,596 - Convince him that he needs one. - I would love to, 99 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:33,183 - but he won't return my calls. - Well, stake-out his fucking house. 100 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,686 I used to live next door to Bob. I know him. I can call him. 101 00:06:36,392 --> 00:06:39,440 So let it be said, let it be done. 102 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,127 Take care. It's nice to meet you too. 103 00:06:45,252 --> 00:06:46,447 You need anything? 104 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:49,652 - I need to send Ari Gold something. - No problem. What is it? 105 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:51,903 Maybe there's a guy in the mailroom that could help me. 106 00:06:52,028 --> 00:06:53,865 Don't worry. I'm like one of the guys. 107 00:06:53,990 --> 00:06:56,934 I've only been working for you for two hours and the pizza thing pissed me off. 108 00:06:57,059 --> 00:06:58,727 - Let me know what I can do. - OK. 109 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,552 - Murphy group. - What? 110 00:07:00,904 --> 00:07:02,054 Murphy group. 111 00:07:02,837 --> 00:07:04,715 Sexy, can I talk to your man alone for a beat? 112 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:07,113 Sure, douchebag. Told you I was one of the guys. 113 00:07:07,238 --> 00:07:09,232 - I'll be in your office. - Okay. 114 00:07:09,848 --> 00:07:10,848 What's up? 115 00:07:11,151 --> 00:07:14,058 So is this the whole group? 116 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:16,310 - What do you mean? - Murray said 117 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,896 we were absorbing the Murphy group. I was expecting a trifecta. 118 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:21,648 - Well, it's just me. - It's a weird fucking name, isn't it? 119 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,484 What's up? You seem a little tweaked. 120 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:26,691 Yeah, well, I've been working two things the last month. 121 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:30,329 Bob Saget when the sun's up and the Olsen twins when the sun's down. 122 00:07:30,454 --> 00:07:33,368 So I do not need you waltzing in here and jumping on what's mine. 123 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:37,032 - I was just trying to help, all right? - Yeah, but you didn't help, you see? 124 00:07:37,398 --> 00:07:40,290 Murray said that this whole place is kind of like a team thing. 125 00:07:40,415 --> 00:07:42,961 Yeah, it is. And like any team 126 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,204 you got Lebron James who make $120 million. 127 00:07:45,329 --> 00:07:47,299 Then you got a jerkoff who's on a 10-day contract. 128 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:51,095 Whichever one of those you're gonna be, neither steals the ball from the other. 129 00:07:51,288 --> 00:07:54,445 - Why don't we just call Bob together? - 'Cause I don't want to. 130 00:07:54,570 --> 00:07:56,870 I want to sign Bob alone and I will. 131 00:07:57,671 --> 00:07:59,144 Got a trash can? Thanks. 132 00:08:07,494 --> 00:08:09,026 Yo, Lawrence. What's up, kid? 133 00:08:09,151 --> 00:08:11,734 - Drama, how you doing? - How do I look? 134 00:08:12,032 --> 00:08:13,408 You look okay, I guess. 135 00:08:13,644 --> 00:08:16,578 - Want to roll up this gate? - Afraid I can't do that. 136 00:08:17,076 --> 00:08:19,181 - Why not? - You're on the list. 137 00:08:19,653 --> 00:08:22,321 - What list? - The banned-from-the-lot list. 138 00:08:22,786 --> 00:08:24,711 That's why your picture is right there. 139 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,549 Well, my picture is also right there. 140 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,636 - How do you explain that? - Can't. 141 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:32,805 But the message came from Dan Coakley himself, 142 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:35,347 so I'm assuming whatever you did was real bad. 143 00:08:37,932 --> 00:08:40,018 Will you please get Dan Coakley on the phone? 144 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,186 Sure. 145 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,060 Stop calling the office, John. 146 00:08:44,185 --> 00:08:46,818 Stop lurking outside and stop trying to push me. 147 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,737 Please just let me in so we can talk. 148 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,873 - What's to talk about? - I'd like to apologize. 149 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:53,135 - I'm not interested in an apology. - Come on. 150 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:55,033 We had words. Men do that. 151 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,785 You put your hands around my throat. 152 00:08:56,987 --> 00:08:58,620 Men sometimes do that also. 153 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:02,261 - You said some pretty awful things. - So you're not really apologizing, 154 00:09:02,386 --> 00:09:04,568 you're just making excuses for attacking me. 155 00:09:04,693 --> 00:09:06,399 - No, I... - So if I was to tell you 156 00:09:06,524 --> 00:09:08,172 that Meadow Soprano blew me 157 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:11,917 last night, you might just go and attack me again. The fact is 158 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:15,095 - she's here now sucking on my dick. - All right, that's enough. 159 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,431 - All right? I'm trying here. - Try harder, 160 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:21,252 'cause she is about to swallow my balls while I dive into her pussy. 161 00:09:21,377 --> 00:09:23,687 That's it, you're a dead man, Coakley. Do you hear me? 162 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:26,648 You're a fucking dead man! I'm gonna rip your fucking scalp off! 163 00:09:33,367 --> 00:09:35,400 Did Mr. Coakley say you can go on? 164 00:09:36,186 --> 00:09:38,205 Vince, as proud as I am 165 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:41,256 that you've reached stalker status, you can't play around. 166 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,582 - These are sick individuals. - We have an alarm. 167 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,385 - I'll learn to turn it on. - You need to call my security guy. 168 00:09:46,510 --> 00:09:47,845 This guy is the best. 169 00:09:47,970 --> 00:09:49,630 I had a problem neighbor. 170 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:52,740 Couldn't trust him for shit. When this guy was done arming my house, 171 00:09:52,865 --> 00:09:54,801 it was as secure as Air Force One. 172 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:57,054 I didn't realize you were such a pussy, Ari. 173 00:09:57,222 --> 00:10:00,150 I didn't realize your attack dog was as worthless as you, Turtle. 174 00:10:00,275 --> 00:10:01,099 He's not. 175 00:10:01,830 --> 00:10:03,462 I think he's going deaf. 176 00:10:03,587 --> 00:10:04,665 Watch, Vin. 177 00:10:07,317 --> 00:10:08,148 See? 178 00:10:10,621 --> 00:10:12,984 - He's not deaf, he's stoned. - Are we done here? 179 00:10:13,109 --> 00:10:16,065 We are not done, all right? You need to take this really seriously. 180 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:18,033 Somebody broke in here, 181 00:10:18,260 --> 00:10:20,319 went to your laundry room, stole your underwear. 182 00:10:20,444 --> 00:10:23,497 I need to paint a picture of what goes through the mind of someone like that? 183 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:26,282 - No, please, don't. - Call my guy. 184 00:10:26,407 --> 00:10:28,669 - Forget that. Let's go get a gun. - Don't get a gun. 185 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:30,702 - Why not? - Because itwon't be a great story 186 00:10:30,827 --> 00:10:33,970 - if Turtle shoots you in the face. - I'm a good shot, Ari. 187 00:10:34,095 --> 00:10:34,957 Are you? 188 00:10:35,082 --> 00:10:37,120 I think I would be. I'm a good free-throw shooter. 189 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:40,243 Vince, I thought you were maturing. All this work and you're not listening. 190 00:10:40,368 --> 00:10:42,365 You're gonna lethim be the 1st line of defense 191 00:10:42,490 --> 00:10:44,637 against some boxer stealing serial killer? 192 00:10:44,762 --> 00:10:46,019 She could be a hot fan. 193 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,840 More likely he's a creepy little pale obsessive freak. 194 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:51,110 - God. - Speaking of which, where's E? 195 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:52,317 He got an alibi? 196 00:10:57,893 --> 00:11:01,724 - A Sloan McQuewick calling for you. - Tell her I'm in a meeting. 197 00:11:01,849 --> 00:11:03,829 Tell her I'll call you back. I'll call her back. 198 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,296 - I'll take it. - What? 199 00:11:05,421 --> 00:11:06,571 Yeah, just... 200 00:11:07,217 --> 00:11:08,208 put her through. 201 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,854 Guess I should learn how to pronounce this one's name, huh? 202 00:11:10,979 --> 00:11:13,213 - Got a minute, babe? - He's got an important call. 203 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,757 Actually, this is equally important. Doubly important. 204 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,593 - That's OK. I'll call back. - Just take a message. 205 00:11:19,318 --> 00:11:22,975 - Hey, what's up? - I got Bob Saget to agree to come in. 206 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,513 - That's great. - Yeah. 207 00:11:24,638 --> 00:11:26,698 - How'd you do that? - Dropped your name. 208 00:11:26,823 --> 00:11:29,514 - Cool. I'm glad I could help. - He wants you in the meeting. 209 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,304 We're gonna do it in my office. 210 00:11:33,541 --> 00:11:36,361 Look, Eric, I don't know what you guys have together. 211 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:37,992 You're friends, you're neighbors, 212 00:11:38,117 --> 00:11:40,713 you used his prick as a whistle... whatever it is, he's mine. 213 00:11:40,838 --> 00:11:43,076 - Okay, we clear? He's mine. - Yeah. 214 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,594 All right. Good. 215 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:51,001 - Calm down, Johnny. - Don't tell me to calm down. 216 00:11:51,403 --> 00:11:53,183 I try to apologize to this guy 217 00:11:53,308 --> 00:11:55,255 when he should be apologizing to me. 218 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,592 - You attacked him. - You know what he said? 219 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,427 I know he's saying he said nothing and that you're crazy. 220 00:12:00,604 --> 00:12:02,763 Everyone knows how he is. I want to take this to the top. 221 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,639 All you have is your word against his. 222 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,451 Then I'll find someone who can back up my words. 223 00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:12,272 What is that? 224 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,441 It's for Ari from Eric Murphy. 225 00:12:14,870 --> 00:12:15,870 "Suck it." 226 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,185 That is not what this is for. 227 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,952 I think there's someone in the tree. 228 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,619 Stop. You're stoned. 229 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,537 May be, but I'm not kidding. Come look. 230 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,281 - Where? - There. 231 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,298 - It's a bird. - No, there. 232 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,712 - That is a squirrel. - That's not where I'm looking. 233 00:12:38,837 --> 00:12:42,193 I'm looking through the tree past that shrub right behind the car. 234 00:12:42,318 --> 00:12:44,256 I should never have let Jamie take Ahnold. 235 00:12:44,381 --> 00:12:45,467 You're crazy. 236 00:12:45,782 --> 00:12:48,374 - I don't feel safe. - There is nothing there. 237 00:12:48,918 --> 00:12:50,763 - We should go out there. - No, stop it. 238 00:12:50,888 --> 00:12:53,522 I'm not gonna let you or Ari make me paranoid. 239 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,040 Jesus! 240 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,602 It's just Temo. 241 00:13:01,996 --> 00:13:04,058 Okay, now I am a bit freaked. 242 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,997 Bob, what you do not know about me 243 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,833 is that I am 24/7. 244 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,461 That is my middle fucking name. Scotty 24/7 Lavin. 245 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,199 What that means is that every time you turn around 246 00:13:19,324 --> 00:13:22,863 anywhere, anytime, you will be looking at this. 247 00:13:22,988 --> 00:13:25,458 That's just great. That's just what I want to be looking at 248 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:27,806 while I'm sniffing a line off her ass... Your fucking face. 249 00:13:28,001 --> 00:13:30,693 That really completes the image. You believe that, Scotty? 250 00:13:30,983 --> 00:13:32,967 If you do, you'd believe the check is in the mail. 251 00:13:33,092 --> 00:13:34,525 Understand and you're reluctant. 252 00:13:34,650 --> 00:13:38,191 But I want you to know that I swear to God on my mother, I'll kill for you. 253 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,432 - You will? - Yes. 254 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,408 - What if I kill? - What do you mean? 255 00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:43,527 I mean, what if I kill somebody late at night 256 00:13:43,652 --> 00:13:46,596 and I call you up and I go, "Hey, 24/7, I'm fucked. 257 00:13:46,721 --> 00:13:49,035 "I just killed a guy at some crack den in the hood." 258 00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:51,824 Will you come down there in your silver 750 and pick me up 259 00:13:51,949 --> 00:13:54,683 and help me chop up the body and dispose of it and then take me home 260 00:13:54,808 --> 00:13:57,379 and bathe me and then tuck me in? Would you do all that for me? 261 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,879 Because I would do that for me 262 00:13:59,263 --> 00:14:01,214 to keep 10 % of the money that I make. 263 00:14:02,106 --> 00:14:04,009 We're done now. I'm gonna talk to E. 264 00:14:05,314 --> 00:14:07,596 - So what's up, E? - How are you, Bob? 265 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,292 I'm almost as good as she looks but not nearly as good as she tastes. 266 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,392 You're so sweet, Bob. 267 00:14:12,972 --> 00:14:15,378 - So who's Vince fucking? - No one specific. 268 00:14:15,503 --> 00:14:18,440 - Come on, don't hold out on me. - You know, he just... He's having fun. 269 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:21,026 - Did he do Milano in the tail? - What? No. 270 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,819 I saw her coming out of the house. 271 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,391 - She was with Drama. - I used to live next door tothem. 272 00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:28,584 The puss that rolled in and out made my house look like a monastery. 273 00:14:30,058 --> 00:14:31,021 That's great. 274 00:14:31,146 --> 00:14:33,832 - Can we get back to this? - Actually, no, Scotty, we can't. 275 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:37,157 Not with you here. Because you make me un-fucking-comfortable. 276 00:14:37,282 --> 00:14:39,044 I'm gonna talk to E now. Would you leave? 277 00:14:39,806 --> 00:14:42,756 - This is my office. - Wewon't stain anything. Don't worry. 278 00:14:51,211 --> 00:14:53,219 I don't like that guy. Do you like that guy? 279 00:14:53,344 --> 00:14:54,392 No, he's creepy. 280 00:14:54,578 --> 00:14:57,437 - He's trying to take care of you. - I don't get taken care of by dudes. 281 00:14:58,143 --> 00:14:59,105 Hey, I get it. 282 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,178 Murray wants on his roster. 283 00:15:01,303 --> 00:15:04,613 I make so much money that it ain't gonna mean nothing to give him a commission. 284 00:15:04,977 --> 00:15:06,782 But I want something in return. 285 00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:10,018 - What is it? - Don't think I'm weird. 286 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,619 - Anything, bob. - Promise you won't call me weird? 287 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,562 Say it. I won't call you weird. 288 00:15:14,687 --> 00:15:17,332 - I want to have sex in Murray's office. - What? 289 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:21,095 I want to fuck her in Murray's office. 290 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:26,800 I get it, bob. 291 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,969 - I'm sorry we wasted... - No, I'm serious. 292 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:32,409 I'm not weird, i'm pragmatic. This would be great for my memoirs. 293 00:15:32,534 --> 00:15:35,183 Murray Berenson, the guy's a legend. Fucking on his couch? 294 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,351 You serious, bob? 295 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,607 Do I ever tease when I'm talking about fucking? 296 00:15:40,624 --> 00:15:42,524 I'm serious. I'm not weird. 297 00:15:42,829 --> 00:15:44,079 Think about it. 298 00:15:48,002 --> 00:15:49,858 Thanks for taking the time to see me. 299 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:52,502 Of course. Turtle told me you were freaking out. 300 00:15:52,627 --> 00:15:54,479 But I'm not sure what I can do. 301 00:15:54,604 --> 00:15:57,833 Just speak the truth and I'll have my lawyer write everything down. 302 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,379 Johnny, the truth is 303 00:15:59,504 --> 00:16:01,968 Dan Coakley didn't say anything inappropriate to me. 304 00:16:02,093 --> 00:16:04,170 - He was all about business. - Impossible. 305 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:07,362 - He's got a pilot he wants me to do. - He wants to do you, jamie. 306 00:16:07,487 --> 00:16:09,050 - Wake up. - Drama! 307 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,630 I'm not saying he doesn't want you to do the pilot also. 308 00:16:11,755 --> 00:16:13,680 - But do you know what he said to me? - I do. 309 00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:16,576 And I so appreciate you sticking up for me. 310 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,060 But he didn't say any of those things to me. 311 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,854 He's trying to lure you in. 312 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,174 That won't happen. 313 00:16:22,299 --> 00:16:24,476 Maybe you can lure him in. 314 00:16:24,601 --> 00:16:26,614 - What do you mean? - Go visit him. 315 00:16:26,739 --> 00:16:29,281 Wear something sexy, smell nice. 316 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,139 Get him a little excited maybe. 317 00:16:31,264 --> 00:16:33,314 - Maybe wear a wire? - Would you? 318 00:16:35,748 --> 00:16:38,129 I know the spot you're in, and I feel so bad 319 00:16:38,254 --> 00:16:40,206 because I was involved in causing it, 320 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,794 but he really didn't do anything to me. 321 00:16:43,345 --> 00:16:44,544 I'm really sorry. 322 00:16:45,627 --> 00:16:46,777 I understand. 323 00:16:47,703 --> 00:16:48,923 What are you gonna do? 324 00:16:49,665 --> 00:16:50,815 I don't know. 325 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,757 You don't have to feel bad. It's not your fault. 326 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,892 - I know, but I do feel bad. - That's because you're a good person. 327 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,394 - I try to be. - Drama's got his demons. 328 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,064 He's got to work them out, unfortunately. How's my boy? 329 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,650 He's good. He's trying to drive. 330 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,465 - What are you guys doing? - Me and Vince are looking for guns. 331 00:17:09,590 --> 00:17:11,938 - For what? - For protection, what else? 332 00:17:12,063 --> 00:17:13,114 You will end up 333 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,110 like Plaxico shooting yourself. 334 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,095 Why does nobody think I can handle a gun? 335 00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:19,329 - 'cause you're not that type. - You don't know 336 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,739 the tough guy roots from whence I came. Tell her. 337 00:17:21,864 --> 00:17:23,842 - He's a killer, Jamie. - You hear that? 338 00:17:23,967 --> 00:17:24,751 I did. 339 00:17:24,928 --> 00:17:27,572 But try not to kill yourself or Vince, please. 340 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,042 I promise I won't. I'll call you later, okay? 341 00:17:32,277 --> 00:17:34,787 - She's worried. - I don't see why. 342 00:17:36,175 --> 00:17:38,098 Sir, we'll take a whole bunch of these. 343 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,250 Good choice. 344 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:41,601 So what do you do, just brown paper bag it and we're off? 345 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,229 Unfortunately we got a 10-day waiting period in California. 346 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,773 10 days? We got to protect ourselves now. 347 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,609 - Call your government. - What can we get to tide ourselves? 348 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,077 You like knives? 349 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,875 - You are fucking with me. - I'm not. 350 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,637 You're trying to put me in a bad spot. 351 00:17:59,762 --> 00:18:02,107 You make me look bad, I don't know what I'm gonna do. 352 00:18:02,232 --> 00:18:04,882 I've been here four hours. You want to fight me? 353 00:18:05,315 --> 00:18:07,105 You want to rep Saget, he's all yours. 354 00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:09,907 I'm trying to explain to you exactly what it is that you're dealing with. 355 00:18:10,032 --> 00:18:12,674 I understand. And I'm trying to explain to you that I'm not buying it. 356 00:18:13,512 --> 00:18:16,302 - What? - I teed this one up for you, all right? 357 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,537 You got tosell Murray on it and the credit's yours. 358 00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,882 Yeah, I get it. All I got to do is tell Murray 359 00:18:21,007 --> 00:18:23,009 that bob Saget wants to fuck in his office. 360 00:18:23,134 --> 00:18:25,811 I don't believe it and I'm just not gonna do it. 361 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,324 Then I will. 362 00:18:33,149 --> 00:18:34,654 What are you doing, Drama? 363 00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:38,658 I'm desperate. You've known me 3 years. You know I'm a good guy. 364 00:18:38,835 --> 00:18:40,838 You know I take my job very seriously. 365 00:18:40,963 --> 00:18:42,638 And there's no way I can let you on. 366 00:18:42,763 --> 00:18:45,331 See this gift basket over here? It's yours if you do. 367 00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:48,094 What's it got, fruit or some bullshit in there? 368 00:18:48,219 --> 00:18:50,976 Three different ipods, cherry-infused Godiva chocolates, 369 00:18:51,101 --> 00:18:52,937 Peter Thomas Roth wrinkle peel pads, 370 00:18:53,062 --> 00:18:54,957 - cookies from Deluscious... - Cookies? 371 00:18:56,075 --> 00:18:57,093 Chocolate chip? 372 00:18:57,951 --> 00:18:59,846 Sprinkles cupcakes too. 373 00:19:01,614 --> 00:19:04,382 Go on. You tell 'em you went through gate 4 if you're caught. 374 00:19:04,507 --> 00:19:05,557 You got it. 375 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,008 Dan Coakley's office. 376 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:20,140 Mr. Chase! Mr. Chase, you can't go in there! 377 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,038 Gorgeous, I've got to go. 378 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,375 You really want to destroy your life? 379 00:19:30,174 --> 00:19:31,336 I came here 380 00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:33,046 to offer a real apology. 381 00:19:33,446 --> 00:19:35,173 This morning you were right. 382 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,802 I was insincere. 383 00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:39,556 I was making excuses for my actions. 384 00:19:40,487 --> 00:19:41,937 See, Dan, I have... 385 00:19:42,339 --> 00:19:44,252 impulse control issues 386 00:19:44,524 --> 00:19:48,333 topped with anger management problems mixed in with desperate insecurities. 387 00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:51,900 Constantly I feel the need to overcompensate. 388 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:55,508 I don't know if it's because I felt ma loved my brother more than me 389 00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:58,273 or because my father started calling me a pussy at age three. 390 00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,947 But here I am exposed to you 391 00:20:00,072 --> 00:20:03,284 offering you my sincere, most heartfelt apologies. 392 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,453 I just... when you said those things 393 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:08,399 that you said about my buddy's girlfriend, I... 394 00:20:09,258 --> 00:20:11,819 You know what you said. Right? I mean... 395 00:20:12,616 --> 00:20:14,379 Tell me again what you said, Dan. 396 00:20:15,498 --> 00:20:17,087 It's cool. I won't get mad. 397 00:20:17,212 --> 00:20:19,759 You can tell me. Tell me again what you said. 398 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,612 What are you doing, john? 399 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,429 What? 400 00:20:24,439 --> 00:20:27,350 What, are you... Are you recording this or something? 401 00:20:27,681 --> 00:20:28,474 What? 402 00:20:28,599 --> 00:20:31,604 I've produced enough bad cop shows to know when somebody's wearing a wire. 403 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,984 - What's in your pocket? - Nothing. 404 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,356 I see something. 405 00:20:38,015 --> 00:20:39,779 - That's my cell phone. - Take it out. 406 00:20:41,634 --> 00:20:42,734 Take it out. 407 00:20:43,593 --> 00:20:45,861 - Dan. - John. 408 00:20:54,048 --> 00:20:56,597 Don't fire me. Please please, this job is everything to me. 409 00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:59,799 It's all I've got. I've worked 18 years to get to this position. 410 00:20:59,976 --> 00:21:01,801 I know I got problems. I know it. 411 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,512 I'll work on it. I'll paint your house. 412 00:21:04,821 --> 00:21:07,397 I'll wash your car. Please, Dan, I'm at your mercy. 413 00:21:07,522 --> 00:21:09,222 - Please! - Get up. 414 00:21:13,624 --> 00:21:16,399 - I'm not gonna fire you. - You're not? 415 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,318 You got a stay of execution from Burns. 416 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,736 - Really? - Plus... 417 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:23,698 I kind of figured that if I do fire you you might find a job somewhere else. 418 00:21:24,060 --> 00:21:26,868 - So what does this mean? - It means I'm going to torture you. 419 00:21:27,339 --> 00:21:28,328 How? 420 00:21:28,714 --> 00:21:30,272 Tune in next week. 421 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,753 So, day one, how's it going? 422 00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:37,057 Really good. I really like the energy of the place. 423 00:21:37,182 --> 00:21:39,588 - That's good. - Plus I've been alone so long 424 00:21:39,713 --> 00:21:42,677 it's nice to feel like a real person, have people to talk to about things. 425 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,511 It's a great team. What did you want to talk to me about? 426 00:21:46,244 --> 00:21:48,378 - What about him? - Well, we had a meeting. 427 00:21:48,503 --> 00:21:50,803 On day one? I love it. How'd it go? 428 00:21:51,136 --> 00:21:54,133 - Well, do you know Bob at all? - No. Did you close him? 429 00:21:54,258 --> 00:21:56,646 No, but we're right there. But do we really want him? 430 00:21:56,771 --> 00:21:58,560 He's a big earner. Why wouldn't we? 431 00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,080 Well, he's strange. 432 00:22:00,205 --> 00:22:02,862 Who isn't in this town? Talk to me, Eric. 433 00:22:03,662 --> 00:22:06,398 - This is really uncomfortable. - It shouldn't be. 434 00:22:11,069 --> 00:22:13,539 Bob Saget would like to have sex in your office. 435 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,809 - What? - He said it'd be good for his memoirs. 436 00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:17,488 And he'll sign with us if we'll... 437 00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:18,892 Or if you'll... 438 00:22:19,017 --> 00:22:20,017 let him 439 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:23,132 are you asking me if Bob Saget can fuck in my office? 440 00:22:23,570 --> 00:22:25,343 I'm just repeating the information. 441 00:22:26,033 --> 00:22:27,512 Maybe I made a mistake with you. 442 00:22:28,235 --> 00:22:31,349 This isn't a whorehouse, Eric. This is my office. 443 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:34,712 I built my business sitting right here at this desk. 444 00:22:34,990 --> 00:22:38,273 And you want to have Bob Saget defile it. 445 00:22:38,975 --> 00:22:42,660 No, look, I just... You wanted Bob Saget and this is what he asked for. 446 00:22:45,507 --> 00:22:46,395 Jesus, Eric. 447 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,950 You really make a fuckface when you're scared. 448 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:51,817 - What? - Bring him in. I don't give a shit. 449 00:22:51,942 --> 00:22:54,455 My ex-wife decorated this place anyway. 450 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:57,917 - Really? - Get a cleaning crew in here after. 451 00:22:59,529 --> 00:23:01,452 - Good first day? - Real good. 452 00:23:01,577 --> 00:23:04,926 Great. Maybe tomorrow you'll go get Christian Bale. 453 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,427 We'll let him execute a cinematographer if he wants. 454 00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:08,970 See you later. 455 00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:13,846 At least you still have your job. 456 00:23:13,971 --> 00:23:16,207 Yeah, but I can't imagine what this guy's planning. 457 00:23:16,332 --> 00:23:18,940 Johnny, just give it a couple of weeks. I'm sure it'll subside. 458 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,474 Whatever. I'll be fine. 459 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:22,460 Right now I'm worried about my baby bro. 460 00:23:22,585 --> 00:23:23,901 Don't. I'll be fine too. 461 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,519 I know you will be. 462 00:23:26,127 --> 00:23:27,596 So where'd you get these? 463 00:23:27,721 --> 00:23:29,787 - John Milius' garage sale. - Are they loaded? 464 00:23:29,912 --> 00:23:31,190 Of course, bro. 465 00:23:31,315 --> 00:23:33,519 You can't protect yourself with an empty gun. 466 00:23:33,644 --> 00:23:35,404 So we're gonna shoot if he comes back? 467 00:23:35,529 --> 00:23:37,589 Would you rather wait for the cops to come back 468 00:23:37,714 --> 00:23:40,397 and find us tied up and drained of all our blood? 469 00:23:41,425 --> 00:23:43,337 Where's my drink, you muttering, stuttering... 470 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,090 It's not a toy, you fucking idiot. It's a loaded weapon. 471 00:23:54,568 --> 00:23:56,309 We should call Ari's security guy. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net