1 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:23,415 Hey, should I sleep over tonight? 2 00:01:23,466 --> 00:01:26,168 - If you want to. - Well, do you want me to? 3 00:01:26,202 --> 00:01:28,220 I want you to if you want to. 4 00:01:30,306 --> 00:01:32,707 Wow, this looks amazing. 5 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:34,543 It's my specialty. 6 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:36,645 I only grill for very special people. 7 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:38,680 - I appreciate that. - ( laughs ) 8 00:01:38,714 --> 00:01:42,217 You know, I don't think I'm gonna sleep over tonight. 9 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:43,485 That's cool. 10 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,104 I mean I slept here every night this week. 11 00:01:45,155 --> 00:01:47,272 Look, I totally understand. 12 00:01:47,323 --> 00:01:49,658 And it doesn't sound like you want me to. 13 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,527 I want you to. I mean, if you want to. 14 00:01:51,561 --> 00:01:53,495 But if you don't, that's totally cool. 15 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:54,947 I want to. 16 00:01:54,998 --> 00:01:57,449 - Then I want you to. - Well, good. 17 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,451 - ( phone ringing ) - I'll get it. 18 00:01:59,502 --> 00:02:02,554 - No, let's eat. I'll call back. - I got it. 19 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:06,792 It's Sloan. 20 00:02:06,843 --> 00:02:09,578 - Huh? - Your caller I.D. Says it's Sloan. 21 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:11,463 Oh. 22 00:02:11,514 --> 00:02:14,916 - I'm assuming there's only one Sloan. - Yeah. 23 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:17,035 - Should you answer it? - No. 24 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,506 - What, should I? - No. 25 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,759 So what do you think she wanted? 26 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:26,728 I have no idea. 27 00:02:26,762 --> 00:02:29,615 ( phone ringing ) 28 00:02:32,018 --> 00:02:33,435 Please get it. 29 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:34,820 No. 30 00:02:34,871 --> 00:02:36,155 Don't you want to know what she wants? 31 00:02:36,206 --> 00:02:37,372 I don't care what she wants. 32 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:38,607 What if something's wrong? 33 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,325 You should answer it. Please. 34 00:02:42,445 --> 00:02:45,047 - Hello? - Hey, eric, it's Sloan. 35 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:46,915 - Hey. - Is this a bad time? 36 00:02:46,949 --> 00:02:49,084 - No. - Okay. 37 00:02:49,118 --> 00:02:52,287 I just wanted to let you know 38 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:54,923 The golf charity thing you guys are playing in tomorrow, 39 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:57,309 - I'm co-chairing the event. - Oh. 40 00:02:57,343 --> 00:03:00,179 - I didn't know if you knew that or not. - Did not. 41 00:03:00,230 --> 00:03:02,981 Well, I wanted you to so it's not awkward 42 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,984 - Between us when we see each other. - That's cool. 43 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:10,572 So hopefully this awkwardness ended the awkwardness. 44 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,991 - Okay. - Okay. 45 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,861 - Good talk. - Okay. 46 00:03:15,912 --> 00:03:17,996 - Bye. - Bye. 47 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:20,916 So what did she want? 48 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:23,168 I don't know. 49 00:03:25,154 --> 00:03:27,739 - Why did you say that? - I don't know. 50 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:30,375 Should have just told her "I'm seeing my ex today, no big deal." 51 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:32,811 - Yeah. - You've been with this girl a month. 52 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:35,180 - She's already got you living in fear? - I don't know. 53 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,949 Poor E. You're such a mess. 54 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:39,251 - Speaking of messes. - Jesus. 55 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:41,286 - Vince: Yo, what up, ari? - Hey. 56 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:42,788 Hey, you good? Everyone good? 57 00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:44,923 - Yeah, we're good. Are you good? - Yeah. 58 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,925 - You don't look good. - In fact, you look awful. 59 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,393 Yeah, I didn't get any sleep last night. 60 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:50,062 The wife made me sleep on the couch. 61 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:52,397 - First time in 15 years. - Why, what'd you do? 62 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:54,349 Well, I suppose I lied to her. 63 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:57,152 Everybody seems to be doing that these days. 64 00:03:57,186 --> 00:03:58,654 I just can't understand it. 65 00:03:58,688 --> 00:04:00,589 Me and my girl, we always tell each other the truth 66 00:04:00,623 --> 00:04:03,225 - And we have no problems. - Yeah, Turtle, you have no problems. 67 00:04:03,259 --> 00:04:06,295 Sorry. So sorry I'm late. I could not find this place. 68 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:08,997 Hello, all. Sharp shirt, Johnny Drama. 69 00:04:09,032 --> 00:04:11,733 - ( all laughing ) - I'll be hitting the pro shop. 70 00:04:11,768 --> 00:04:14,002 What are you doing in civilian clothing anyway, lloyd? 71 00:04:14,037 --> 00:04:16,538 - I have him caddying today. - Very nice, ari. 72 00:04:16,572 --> 00:04:19,241 I'm building his self-esteem. Go stand in the corner. 73 00:04:19,275 --> 00:04:21,743 Right there, chop chop. 74 00:04:23,579 --> 00:04:25,847 Incoming, 3:00. 75 00:04:27,483 --> 00:04:30,452 - Hey, guys. Hey. - Hey. 76 00:04:30,486 --> 00:04:33,288 Listen, sorry if I was a little weird on the phone last night. 77 00:04:33,323 --> 00:04:34,889 Oh, it's not a big deal. 78 00:04:34,907 --> 00:04:37,159 I'm sorry for... Everything. 79 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:40,245 You guys, thank you so much for coming. 80 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,613 Of course. 81 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:43,732 I see you're enjoying the wonderful breakfast. 82 00:04:43,766 --> 00:04:45,300 I have your pairings here. 83 00:04:45,335 --> 00:04:47,369 I hope you're not bummed. This was difficult. 84 00:04:47,403 --> 00:04:50,005 - I put vince and Johnny together. - Why wouldn't you? 85 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:52,224 With tom brady and mark wahlberg. 86 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:55,994 Gee, who's the ugliest person in that foursome? Think fast. 87 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,196 Ari, jeffrey tambor called 10 times 88 00:04:58,231 --> 00:05:00,248 To make sure I paired you with him and his sons. 89 00:05:00,283 --> 00:05:03,151 He said he cleared it with you. You'd be thrilled. 90 00:05:03,186 --> 00:05:06,905 Well, it's for charity. So I'll see you guys out there. 91 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:08,740 - Got to go shopping, vince. - Let's do it. 92 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,108 - See you guys later. - Bye. 93 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,511 Grab jeffrey and his kids stuff pronto. 94 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:14,980 - Hey, ari. - Hey, jeff. 95 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:18,684 Ari, come on, you tell my boys how good my game has gotten. 96 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:21,119 Are you kidding me? His game is great. 97 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,654 That would be great. 98 00:05:22,705 --> 00:05:25,874 - So what about me? Who am I with? - Who are we with? 99 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:27,826 Actually, somebody requested to play with you also. 100 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:31,496 Really? Is it strahan or gretzky? 'cause I saw them walk by earlier. 101 00:05:31,547 --> 00:05:33,448 It's not, Turtle. I'm sorry. 102 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:36,084 Murray berenson. 103 00:05:36,119 --> 00:05:38,870 Who the fuck is that? 104 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,760 This is a celebrity tournament and I don't get to play with a celebrity? 105 00:05:44,794 --> 00:05:47,262 - What's up with that? - I wrote a $5000 donation check, Turtle. 106 00:05:47,296 --> 00:05:49,097 You didn't, so stop complaining. 107 00:05:49,132 --> 00:05:51,867 Still don't make me feel good to know I'm playing with you and some other nobody. 108 00:05:51,901 --> 00:05:53,568 Murray berenson is far from nobody. 109 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,270 The guy practically invented the management business. 110 00:05:55,304 --> 00:05:57,472 - Why do you think he wants to play with you? - Good question. 111 00:05:57,490 --> 00:06:00,876 I tried to get berenson to sign me like nine times in the '90s. 112 00:06:00,910 --> 00:06:02,544 At least we know he has great taste. 113 00:06:02,578 --> 00:06:05,580 - Yo, gatsby and the funky bunch. - What's up, mark? 114 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:08,250 - What's up, boys? You guys know tom. - Hey, tom, how are you? 115 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:09,985 - Hey, vince, how are you? - Good. This is E. 116 00:06:10,019 --> 00:06:11,753 - Nice to meet you. - My brother Johnny. 117 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,388 - Hey, tom, how you doing? - Turtle. 118 00:06:13,423 --> 00:06:16,007 - Turtle. - Hey. 119 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,292 All right. 120 00:06:17,326 --> 00:06:19,828 Okay. 121 00:06:19,862 --> 00:06:21,863 Shall we? 122 00:06:21,898 --> 00:06:24,433 We shall. Later, b squad. 123 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,835 - See you later. - I'm driving. 124 00:06:26,869 --> 00:06:29,388 What was that? 125 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:30,856 What was what? 126 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,674 You were a little rude to brady, no? 127 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:34,843 Hey, unlike you guys, I don't sleep with the enemy. 128 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:37,362 - Notice the head covers? - What are you, five? 129 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,298 - I am what I am. - Is that eric murphy? 130 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,401 - Hey. - Murray berenson. 131 00:06:42,452 --> 00:06:44,152 Yeah, of course. How are you? 132 00:06:44,187 --> 00:06:45,687 Just came from my cardiologist 133 00:06:45,721 --> 00:06:47,188 And all four valves are working. 134 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:49,691 If he'd just marry my ex, or if anyone would, 135 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,326 I'd be utopic. 136 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,995 - Is that a word, utopic? - I don't know. 137 00:06:54,029 --> 00:06:55,881 I'll check. If it's not, I'll trademark it. 138 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,966 - Cool. - So come ride with me, kid. 139 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,218 - Oh, I got my friend. - He'll follow. Come on. 140 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,020 Go, I'm good. 141 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:05,457 It's wonderful this tournament came when it did. 142 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:06,892 Oh, yeah? Why's that? 143 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,594 Well, I just heard that you closed down your little shop. 144 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,797 - Yeah, I did. - And I wanted to talk to you 145 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:13,932 About coming to work at my big shop. 146 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:19,187 So, fellas, I'm thinking maybe we should make this a little interesting, huh? 147 00:07:19,222 --> 00:07:21,055 Really? At a charity event? 148 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:22,941 Look, if you boys aren't up for it... 149 00:07:22,992 --> 00:07:24,743 No, we're up for it. But is this gonna be like the old days 150 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:27,195 When you tried to pay me back in personal training sessions and shit? 151 00:07:27,230 --> 00:07:29,764 I'm on a hit series now, mark. Green money. 152 00:07:29,799 --> 00:07:31,967 - Oooh. Vince? - Hey, I'm easy. 153 00:07:32,001 --> 00:07:34,252 - Okay, what's your handicap? - I don't play golf much. 154 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,655 - What do you think it is, Johnny? - Plus 50 maybe. 155 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:38,824 - Is that good? - Tom: I'm a three. 156 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:40,592 I guess not. 157 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,160 So what are you playing to now, marky? 158 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:44,629 I'm up there, but I'll play you at a five all day. 159 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:46,798 - Wow. - You? 160 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:48,166 Call me a 15. 161 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,035 Oh, Drama, you sandbagging bitch. 162 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:51,870 I'm working all the time. I don't get out there much. 163 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:53,605 What, mark and I are unemployed? 164 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,874 This guy's had 12 surgeries in six months. 165 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:57,642 He just got out of bed for the first time today. 166 00:07:57,677 --> 00:07:59,077 What, you guys don't believe me? 167 00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:01,046 No no no, ripley. We believe you, okay? 168 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,948 - 15's not bad. - It's not good. 169 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,649 You want me to play to a 10, I'll play to a 10. 170 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:07,385 No, listen, if you're a 15, play to a 15. 171 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,488 Vince, we'll give you three strokes a hole. How's that sound? 172 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:11,389 - Okay. - All right, game on. 173 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,959 - $1000 a hole. - Whoa! Okay. 174 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,861 - We got the tee box. - Take it. 175 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:19,331 - What did you say this guy does anyway? - I have no fucking idea. 176 00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:23,001 I'm on a series, tom. The same network as the super bowl. 177 00:08:23,052 --> 00:08:25,871 You ever hear of tivo? Game on. 178 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:28,073 No mercy, vince. 179 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,682 - Motherfucker! God damn it! - ( laughing ) 180 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:41,419 - Hey, take a mulligan. - Really? 181 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:44,623 Drama, after that shot, take two. 182 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:51,062 What are you doing? 183 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:52,998 Who are you to judge me, agent scum? 184 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,533 This is for charity. 185 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,968 This is for my kids who I'm trying to impress. 186 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:58,904 - Is that okay with you? - Yeah, it's okay. 187 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:00,572 Oh, good. 188 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:03,408 Boy: Dad, can we get the fuck out of here already? 189 00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:05,377 Hey, dad, it's so fucking hot. 190 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:08,046 - It's so fucking boring. - Hey hey hey! 191 00:09:08,097 --> 00:09:09,965 This is a family day. 192 00:09:09,999 --> 00:09:12,300 Now shut the fuck up and hit the ball. 193 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:14,519 I like the tambor family. 194 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,072 - Shut the fuck up, lloyd. - ( phone ringing ) 195 00:09:20,109 --> 00:09:22,377 - Hey, honey. - Whose car is this in the driveway? 196 00:09:22,411 --> 00:09:23,895 It's yours, baby. You like? 197 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:26,398 You're feeling really guilty, aren't you? 198 00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:29,801 No, I'm really not. I just want you to know that I love you. 199 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:33,154 - You said you did nothing wrong. - And I maintain that position. 200 00:09:33,188 --> 00:09:35,490 And yet you buy me a maserati when you've been telling me 201 00:09:35,524 --> 00:09:37,826 Over and over again that we're trying to cut back? 202 00:09:37,860 --> 00:09:39,694 We are cutting back, baby. 203 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:41,162 Your lease is up and I just want to see 204 00:09:41,197 --> 00:09:43,298 How hot you're gonna look in that sexy beast. 205 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:44,666 Why don't you just say you're sorry? 206 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:48,670 Because another man's affair is not my business. 207 00:09:48,704 --> 00:09:50,672 And it is not my business to tell you. 208 00:09:50,706 --> 00:09:52,774 So I can't say I'm sorry. 209 00:09:52,808 --> 00:09:54,593 I thought we told each other everything. 210 00:09:54,644 --> 00:09:57,429 - We do. - Except this. 211 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,398 - Baby. - Sick car, mom. 212 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,916 Come on, get out. It's not mine. 213 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:07,989 When did you meet tom brady? 214 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:10,425 It was years ago at a charity event. 215 00:10:10,459 --> 00:10:12,560 And he couldn't have been nicer. 216 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,546 Whatever. I don't get the guy's whole appeal. 217 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:17,115 I didn't even think he was that good-looking and I was standing right next to him. 218 00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:19,167 Oh my god, you are such a hater. 219 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,503 No, I'm such a new yorker. 220 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:23,004 And I betrayed my new york trust 221 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,106 By not telling him exactly what I wanted to tell him. 222 00:10:25,141 --> 00:10:26,424 And what was it you wanted to tell him? 223 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,594 - That he sucks balls. - Ha, Turtle, he doesn't. 224 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,514 - What do you know? - I'm a football fan. 225 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:34,149 Yeah, I thought a giants fan. 226 00:10:34,183 --> 00:10:35,917 And if you really were you'd know it's the obligation 227 00:10:35,951 --> 00:10:37,452 Of every true blood giants fan 228 00:10:37,486 --> 00:10:39,988 That if you see tom brady you tell him he sucks balls. 229 00:10:40,022 --> 00:10:43,091 Turtle, do not tell tom brady that he sucks balls. 230 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,926 Actually, jamie, you know what I'm gonna do? 231 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:47,729 Since you didn't, I'm gonna tell him he sucks balls twice. 232 00:10:47,763 --> 00:10:50,665 One's from me and one's from you. 233 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:53,034 - Turtle, don't you dare. - Love you, babe. Bye. 234 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,687 Turtle! Idiot. 235 00:10:57,623 --> 00:10:59,224 Where's he going? 236 00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:01,493 Yo, Turtle. 237 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:03,745 I have no idea. 238 00:11:03,779 --> 00:11:05,947 Anyway, where was I? 239 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:10,118 You were saying that you started out just like me. 240 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:12,887 Right, all I had was one big client. 241 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,090 George lazenby. He was bond. 242 00:11:15,124 --> 00:11:16,341 The baddest bond. 243 00:11:16,392 --> 00:11:18,560 He told cubby broccoli to go fuck himself 244 00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:20,762 One day and he was bond no more. 245 00:11:20,796 --> 00:11:24,499 Anyway, there were two of us, one room and a telefax. 246 00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:27,202 - How did you turn it around? - With my charm, kid. 247 00:11:27,236 --> 00:11:29,604 Convinced a big firm to bring me in. 248 00:11:29,638 --> 00:11:31,573 Four years later I was running the place. 249 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,808 Have you ever considered 250 00:11:33,843 --> 00:11:35,543 Making a move to a bigger company? 251 00:11:35,578 --> 00:11:37,128 Not really. I mean, the truth is 252 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,863 I've been kind of running outside the system. 253 00:11:38,914 --> 00:11:41,182 I've been doing pretty good. I just don't really know anybody. 254 00:11:41,217 --> 00:11:43,451 You know me now. That's all you need to know. 255 00:11:43,486 --> 00:11:45,186 They've written books about me. 256 00:11:45,221 --> 00:11:47,789 Well, I've written books about me, but they've read them. 257 00:11:47,823 --> 00:11:50,658 - I've read them too. - That's good. 258 00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:52,293 Ah, now this is good. 259 00:11:52,327 --> 00:11:54,162 Hope so. Six cubans drowned 260 00:11:54,196 --> 00:11:56,381 Off the florida keys to get me those. 261 00:11:56,432 --> 00:11:58,767 So what is it that I can do for you? 262 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:01,736 I was thinking maybe we could do some good for each other. 263 00:12:01,771 --> 00:12:04,089 Oh, I'm guessing ari told you about me. 264 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:06,057 I'm actually kind of surprised he said nice things. 265 00:12:06,108 --> 00:12:07,559 He and I don't usually see eye to eye. 266 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,477 Ari gold? 267 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:12,247 The kid with the jew fro who used to deliver my mail? 268 00:12:12,281 --> 00:12:14,232 No, he didn't tell me about you. 269 00:12:14,283 --> 00:12:15,617 Then who did? 270 00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:17,986 My goddaughter Sloan. 271 00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:23,258 ( laughing ) 272 00:12:25,294 --> 00:12:26,961 Oh! 273 00:12:28,597 --> 00:12:31,082 - The kids see that? - Uh, I don't think so. 274 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:32,734 All right, that didn't happen. 275 00:12:32,768 --> 00:12:34,368 So what is she so pissed about? 276 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:35,503 I don't-- you know women. 277 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,872 The women I know know the man code. 278 00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:40,809 It's no women's business to break that code. 279 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,077 That's what I told her. 280 00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:47,515 - Oh! - Ahem. 281 00:12:49,318 --> 00:12:51,119 - Did they see that? - Uh, no. 282 00:12:51,153 --> 00:12:54,105 All right, you know, this is a little deep for me here. 283 00:12:54,156 --> 00:12:57,292 Can we just-- let's walk up a touch. 284 00:12:57,326 --> 00:12:58,777 Okay. 285 00:12:58,828 --> 00:13:01,896 Just, you know, tell your wife to ask any man. 286 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,397 They'll all tell her the same thing. 287 00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:05,166 I should probably have her call you. 288 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,619 - You know, maybe you should. - Maybe, huh? 289 00:13:07,670 --> 00:13:09,370 - Maybe I should call her. - Maybe. 290 00:13:09,404 --> 00:13:11,339 Well, give me your phone, I'll call her. 291 00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:13,491 You know what? You just focus. 292 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,494 I'm always focused when I'm out here. 293 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,163 What am I laying here anyway? 294 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:21,115 - Uh, not sure. - Three? Maybe two? 295 00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:23,017 ( whispers ) let's call it two. 296 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,636 - Okay - all right. 297 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:26,671 - So who is it? - Who's what? 298 00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:28,439 - The office cheat, who is it? - I don't know. 299 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,108 Is it that little prick bradley? 300 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,677 He always looks like he's trying to fuck his assistant when I'm there. 301 00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:35,780 - It's not bradley. - Steve ball, the guy in the music department? 302 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,982 - 'cause he dresses like a cad. - It's not him. 303 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:39,751 All right, well, don't keep me guessing. Who is it? 304 00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,452 What does it matter? 305 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,571 You don't want to tell me. 306 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:47,125 We've been together for 23 years and you don't want-- 307 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,627 You don't want to tell me. 308 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:53,581 You know the number on my checking account, for god's-- 309 00:13:55,184 --> 00:13:57,185 Go fuck yourself. 310 00:13:59,388 --> 00:14:01,389 Unbelievable. 311 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,959 Wow, that is not so hard. 312 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,095 Did you see that, kids? I'm putting for a birdie. 313 00:14:07,129 --> 00:14:09,564 - Jeffrey. - Go fuck yourself. 314 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,018 I found your ball, mr. Gold. 315 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,221 That's good work, lloyd. 316 00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,389 Now go find this. 317 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,651 God damn it! 318 00:14:29,685 --> 00:14:33,154 - Your brother's got some temper, huh? - Yeah, he's a little fiery. 319 00:14:33,188 --> 00:14:35,473 It's only 'cause you guys questioned my handicap. 320 00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:38,326 - It totally threw me. - Aw, we're sorry we got in your head, Drama. 321 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,378 I mean, I know how stable you normally are. 322 00:14:40,429 --> 00:14:42,513 You didn't get in my head. Only I can get in my head. 323 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,098 And I did. 324 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,017 Why don't we give your head a break and just call it off? 325 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,852 No, my head don't need a break. 326 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,388 In fact, to prove it, let's double the bet. 327 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,557 - Johnny. - Don't worry about it, bro. 328 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,492 Super bowl mvp, 329 00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:56,594 Oscar nominee don't mean shit out here. 330 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,230 A handicap's a handicap and I'm gonna play under mine. 331 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,733 - All right then. - Yo yo. 332 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:03,301 What are you doing, Turtle? 333 00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:05,436 I got bored of e and the octogenarian, 334 00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:08,306 So I thought I'd join you guys. I brought drinks. 335 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,341 Hey, thanks, Turtle. 336 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,410 You got a good one here. 337 00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:15,113 Damn, I forgot about you, tom. I only brought three. 338 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:16,697 I'm good. I'm used to the heat. 339 00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:20,051 - Are you? - Hey, do I know you from somewhere? 340 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,387 Where you at the giants' super bowl victory parade last year? 341 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,972 Wait, are you dating somebody? 342 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:26,057 - Yeah, if you can believe it. - Who are you dating? 343 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,242 - Jamie-lynn sigler. - Oh, right. 344 00:15:28,277 --> 00:15:30,929 And I just want to say something from the both of us. 345 00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:32,981 - You... - Jamie, she's awesome. 346 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,233 Yeah yeah, sweetest girl in the world. You know what? 347 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,603 We met at this charity event a few years ago. Gisele loved her. 348 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,605 Really? 349 00:15:40,656 --> 00:15:42,323 Yeah. You know, we should go out sometime. 350 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,626 Us? You and gisele? 351 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:46,995 Yeah, or just come over to the house. She cooks. 352 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,897 Gisele cooks? That's awesome. 353 00:15:49,932 --> 00:15:53,034 Why don't you stop staring at the guy like you want to fuck him, Turtle? 354 00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:54,819 What? 355 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:57,355 You want to get off the tee box? I'm trying to win some money here. 356 00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:58,790 When we're done with you, Drama, 357 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:00,741 You ain't gonna have nothing left but that sag pension. 358 00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:02,210 Yeah, we'll see. 359 00:16:02,244 --> 00:16:03,411 Hey, should we bring anything? 360 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,813 A nice bottle of wine or dessert or something? 361 00:16:05,848 --> 00:16:08,082 Yeah yeah. She likes chocolate. 362 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,550 Chocolate? Done. 363 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,639 - Ooh. - Fuck! God damn it! 364 00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:16,324 I'm telling you, it's the club. 365 00:16:16,358 --> 00:16:18,276 I just had it regripped, man. Something's up. 366 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,012 Come on, Johnny, let it go. You're having an off day, that's all. 367 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:23,948 - Take another one, buddy. - Yeah? 368 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,817 Why don't you use this club? Works pretty good for me. 369 00:16:25,868 --> 00:16:28,302 Really? You sure you don't mind? 370 00:16:28,337 --> 00:16:30,955 This is a bet. I don't want to be taking anything off anyone. 371 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,474 Oh, yeah. 372 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,662 That's nice. No wonder I'm getting smoked. 373 00:16:37,713 --> 00:16:40,198 What is this, custom? Mine's off the rack. 374 00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:42,600 Oh, yeah. 375 00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,760 Fuck! God damn! 376 00:16:52,795 --> 00:16:54,862 Fucking god damn-- 377 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,684 Sorry. 378 00:16:59,735 --> 00:17:02,553 You broke tom brady's club, you asshole. 379 00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:05,423 Sorry about that, tom. 380 00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:24,442 Ahem. Hey. 381 00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:25,777 Hey. How was your day? 382 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,078 Not bad. Can we talk? 383 00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:28,746 Uh, yeah. Just one second. 384 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,782 If you would excuse me, I'll be right back. 385 00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:33,151 Thank you. 386 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,405 - What's up? - It was your idea for me to play with murray. 387 00:17:37,439 --> 00:17:39,140 - Well... - You said it was his. 388 00:17:39,174 --> 00:17:40,908 It was his. I just told him 389 00:17:40,943 --> 00:17:42,977 That you shut down your business and you might be available. 390 00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:44,612 Well, how'd you know that? 391 00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,380 My friend is dating one of your ex-clients. 392 00:17:46,415 --> 00:17:48,015 You seem to have a lot of friends. 393 00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:50,985 Well, don't hate me because I'm popular. 394 00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:55,523 What is the problem? 395 00:17:55,557 --> 00:17:57,258 The problem is you treat me like I'm some kind of 396 00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:58,859 Social experiment or something. 397 00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:02,330 - What do you mean? - First you find me a place to live, 398 00:18:02,364 --> 00:18:03,998 Now you're trying to get your godfather to hire me? 399 00:18:04,032 --> 00:18:06,434 - These are bad things? - But why are you doing them? 400 00:18:06,468 --> 00:18:08,770 Because I care about you. 401 00:18:08,804 --> 00:18:10,204 I thought you didn't want to be friends. 402 00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,590 I said I couldn't be friends right now. 403 00:18:12,641 --> 00:18:14,092 And that's because I care too much. 404 00:18:14,143 --> 00:18:15,709 So what, you want to see if you can turn me 405 00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:17,678 Into the man you want, then you'll consider talking to me? 406 00:18:17,712 --> 00:18:20,681 Eric, I have no idea what you're being so hostile about. 407 00:18:20,715 --> 00:18:22,900 I'm hostile because while you may just think I'm vince's bitch, 408 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,718 I've done pretty okay for myself. 409 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,988 I don't need you out there begging people to offer me things. 410 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,656 I didn't beg anybody. 411 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,408 I told someone about you 412 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,410 And I thought you guys might make a good match. 413 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,262 And apparently he agrees 414 00:18:34,296 --> 00:18:36,230 Because he's not some schmuck that's just gonna go 415 00:18:36,265 --> 00:18:38,116 And hand out jobs because I tell him to. 416 00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:41,085 And I don't think of you as vince's bitch. But clearly you do. 417 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,905 - Maybe you don't know me so well. - I think I do. 418 00:18:43,939 --> 00:18:46,340 Yeah, well, I told murray I don't want the job, so what do you think of that? 419 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,643 - I think you're an idiot. - Whatever. 420 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,804 - Yes! - ( cheering ) 421 00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:02,306 - Was that an eagle? - Yes, sir. 422 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:05,176 - Is that an eagle? - Well played, jeffrey. 423 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:07,812 I told you not to speak to me. How's that, kids? 424 00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:09,213 Come on, jeff. 425 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,182 When trust goes out of the relationship, 426 00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:13,117 I mean, what's left? 427 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,852 I mean, I don't think-- 428 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,255 - I don't think we can do business anymore. - Jeff, come on. 429 00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:18,890 - Listen. - I have to think about this. 430 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,491 I think he just fired you. 431 00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,827 He fires me all the time. Don't worry, it won't stick. 432 00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:25,196 - You played well, mr. Gold. - Run to that next sand trap. 433 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,298 Run to the-- 434 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,066 - Man: Mr. Gold. - Yeah? 435 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:32,136 Mr. Gold, we were wondering if you could verify mr. Tambor's scorecard. 436 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,623 - Verify it? - He claims he shot a 55. 437 00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,225 Course record. 438 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,211 I wasn't counting. 439 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:45,082 These greens were rolled like shit. It was like putting on glass. 440 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,218 I feel bad taking this money from you, vince, 441 00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:48,903 Especially since you played pretty good. 442 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:52,306 Don't sweat it, tom. I just got paid $4 million to do the voice of a dog. 443 00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,242 And the chase brothers are no welchers. 444 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:57,078 - Why don't we just donate the money to this charity? - Good idea. 445 00:19:57,112 --> 00:20:00,114 Unless it's a charity for c-list actors who suck at golf. 446 00:20:00,148 --> 00:20:01,866 I don't suck at golf. I had an off day. 447 00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:04,318 Next time we see each other it's gonna be payback time. 448 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:05,536 Oh, I look forward to it, Drama. 449 00:20:05,587 --> 00:20:07,538 You want to roll another 18? Let's go? 450 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,607 - I will never play with you again. - Right now, come on. 451 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:12,260 Hey, tom, could you ever see yourself in a giants' jersey? 452 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,929 That blue would really match your eyes. 453 00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:18,015 - How was your day, boys? - Having dinner at tom brady's house. 454 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,851 - You know he's not a make a wish kid, right? - ( laughing ) 455 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,104 Jeffrey: You guys laughing at ari? 456 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,939 Don't you know he's the devil? 457 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:28,476 You want to extricate yourself from his destructive powers. 458 00:20:28,510 --> 00:20:31,896 - He fire you again? - Uh-huh. 459 00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,015 You know, I don't even know what he'd offer me. 460 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:37,318 But I assume I'd have the freedom to do a lot. 461 00:20:37,352 --> 00:20:40,288 - So why would you turn it down? - I don't know. 462 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,156 It just didn't feel like the right opportunity. 463 00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:44,792 - You say this guy's a legend? - Yeah. 464 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:48,045 - And you can learn a lot from him? - Yeah. 465 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,832 So everything you're describing sounds perfect for you. 466 00:20:51,866 --> 00:20:54,085 - At's holding you back? - I don't know. 467 00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:57,638 Maybe you should reconsider. 468 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:01,058 You know, just meet with him. Get a feel for the place. 469 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,728 - Yeah, maybe you're right. - Yeah. 470 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,981 - You want some more wine? - Sure. 471 00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,483 Sorry, Sloan. 472 00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:14,221 What? 473 00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:15,523 You just called me Sloan. 474 00:21:15,557 --> 00:21:18,109 - I did? - Yeah. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net