1 00:00:05,638 --> 00:00:07,723 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:13,429 ¶ oooh! ¶ 3 00:00:16,199 --> 00:00:18,267 ¶ yeah yeah! ¶ 4 00:00:18,301 --> 00:00:20,369 ¶ yeah yeah ¶ 5 00:00:20,403 --> 00:00:23,689 ¶ yeah, my mind has been enabled ¶ 6 00:00:23,740 --> 00:00:25,991 ¶ in the memory you overflow ¶ 7 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,527 ¶ I wanna be your superhero ¶ 8 00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:30,662 ¶ even if i tumble, fall ¶ 9 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:33,916 ¶ I'm okay ¶ 10 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:38,220 ¶ but I need you desperately ¶ 11 00:00:38,254 --> 00:00:43,726 ¶ you know I need you desperately ¶ 12 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:53,185 ¶ I wanna be your superhero ¶ 13 00:01:06,449 --> 00:01:09,518 ¶ yeah, oh yeah ¶ 14 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:11,954 ¶ oh yeah. ¶ 15 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:34,843 ashley? 16 00:01:34,878 --> 00:01:36,929 ( television playing ) 17 00:01:39,549 --> 00:01:41,817 - ashley? - ashley: hey. 18 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:44,753 oh, hey. I thought you left. 19 00:01:44,788 --> 00:01:46,855 no, I'm here. I made coffee. 20 00:01:46,890 --> 00:01:48,390 oh, cool. 21 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,492 i hope you don't mind that I'm watching your pilot. 22 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:53,145 uh, no. I don't mind. 23 00:01:53,179 --> 00:01:55,264 since you would never show it to me. 24 00:01:55,298 --> 00:01:58,517 - I would have showed it to you. - ( laughs ) 25 00:01:58,551 --> 00:02:00,919 what? what's so funny? 26 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,871 oh, no. I was laughing at you. 27 00:02:02,906 --> 00:02:05,907 oh. I thought you were laughing at the show. 28 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:07,543 I was laughing at the show earlier. 29 00:02:07,577 --> 00:02:10,412 - oh yeah? - yeah. which one's your client? 30 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,247 the black kid. he plays renoir. 31 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:14,633 oh really? I hate him. 32 00:02:20,824 --> 00:02:23,108 do you really need to give me a hard time today, ma? 33 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,327 everyone's giving me a hard time today, turtle. 34 00:02:25,361 --> 00:02:27,296 I'm the laughingstock of the salon. 35 00:02:27,330 --> 00:02:28,864 come on, what's the big deal? 36 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,265 did you see this caption? 37 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,234 "she's dating him?!" 38 00:02:32,268 --> 00:02:34,803 question mark, exclamation point, in bold. 39 00:02:34,838 --> 00:02:36,688 - at least I look good. - no, you don't. 40 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:39,158 you look like shit. sneakers with a tuxedo? 41 00:02:39,209 --> 00:02:41,476 - they're patent leather. - they're ridiculous. 42 00:02:41,511 --> 00:02:45,063 - you know, ma, this is really not a great birthday call. - maybe it's a wakeup call. 43 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:47,966 you're no spring chicken anymore, turtle. get it together. 44 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:51,703 - I'm trying. - I know you are. 45 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:53,572 and I love you. 46 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:54,840 I love you too. 47 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:56,441 have a happy birthday. 48 00:02:56,476 --> 00:02:58,677 thanks. 49 00:02:58,711 --> 00:03:00,746 jesus, take it easy. 50 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:02,381 I didn't even ask her to watch it. 51 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:04,183 and who says something like that anyway? 52 00:03:04,234 --> 00:03:06,285 - maybe she's trying to be constructive. - I hate him? 53 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:08,987 - that's constructive? - I hate when people tell me they hate me. 54 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,455 I didn't even ask her to sleep over. 55 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,057 - she just did. - that's bullshit. 56 00:03:12,091 --> 00:03:14,226 this morning she used my french press and broke it. 57 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:16,728 jesus christ, e. you know what? 58 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:18,864 - now I hate her. - so do i. she's done. 59 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:21,366 okay, so she's done. so why are you letting her make you insecure? 60 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:22,901 I'm not letting her make me insecure. 61 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:25,020 only a bitch lets a bitch make them insecure anyway. 62 00:03:25,054 --> 00:03:27,639 I'm not letting her make me insecure, drama. but you of all people 63 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,575 should know how stressful a test screening can be. 64 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:32,444 I'm on a hit series now. test screenings are long behind me. 65 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:34,446 so sorry if I can't coagulate with you. 66 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,915 I don't think you're using that word properly, johnny. 67 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:39,651 - really? - whatever. just pray this test screening goes well. 68 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:42,271 'cause charlie really needs it and so does the murphy group. 69 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,473 you should have let me do that cameo they wanted me to do. 70 00:03:44,507 --> 00:03:46,275 then you'd both have had no worries. 71 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:48,110 you might have. I don't think scorsese'd 72 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:51,046 - be thrilled to see you rolling around on the cw. - no, you're probably right. 73 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:52,915 - ew, what are you doing? - we're gonna pray. 74 00:03:52,949 --> 00:03:54,383 get off me. 75 00:03:54,417 --> 00:03:56,718 - what are you guys doing here? - turtle! 76 00:03:56,753 --> 00:03:59,521 - the birthday boy. - happy birthday, turtle. 77 00:03:59,555 --> 00:04:02,074 - thanks, vin. - I made you your favorite, 78 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:03,875 with a little twist. 79 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:06,311 interesting. thanks. 80 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:07,963 what's wrong? 81 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:10,082 - my mother's mean. - drama: she always was. 82 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:13,285 remember your 13th birthday? she got you a weight watchers membership. 83 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:15,053 - didn't until now. - what did she say? 84 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,639 she saw the "people" magazine pictures. 85 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:20,875 - the sneakers. - she thinks I'm a loser. 86 00:04:20,893 --> 00:04:23,562 turtle, you're in a magazine that's published all across the world. 87 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,147 you're not a loser. now knock it off. 88 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:27,683 come on, we have a lot of fun planned for you this birthday. 89 00:04:27,717 --> 00:04:29,067 yeah? what are we doing? 90 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,720 I have a little practice to do on the track. 91 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:33,522 so what, you want me to drive you there? 92 00:04:33,556 --> 00:04:35,624 no, but I do want you to drive. 93 00:04:39,395 --> 00:04:41,396 if you bump me, drama, I'm gonna kill you. 94 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:44,082 if anybody bumps anybody in these cars, I'm gonna kill them. 95 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,885 quit your whining, fellas. I'm playing to win. 96 00:04:46,919 --> 00:04:48,870 you sure you got the nerves, baby bro? 97 00:04:48,905 --> 00:04:50,739 vince: oh, I'm quite sure, johnny. 98 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,708 - oh, and by the way, turtle. - yeah, vin? 99 00:04:52,742 --> 00:04:55,043 vince: i'm dedicating this victory to you, kid. 100 00:04:55,078 --> 00:04:57,045 - ( laughs ) - drama: never happen. 101 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,114 yeah? we'll see. 102 00:04:59,148 --> 00:05:01,950 ( rock music playing ) 103 00:05:30,313 --> 00:05:32,447 whoo-hoo-hoo 104 00:05:32,482 --> 00:05:34,449 yeah! yeah! 105 00:05:34,484 --> 00:05:36,785 damn! 106 00:05:36,819 --> 00:05:39,087 - ( laughing ) - that was awesome. 107 00:05:39,122 --> 00:05:41,857 unreal. who would have thought I just got my license? 108 00:05:41,891 --> 00:05:43,325 I think I need a ferrari. 109 00:05:43,359 --> 00:05:44,760 in this economy? 110 00:05:44,794 --> 00:05:47,262 people will think you're a real douchebag. 111 00:05:47,296 --> 00:05:48,930 whoa whoa whoa. 112 00:05:48,964 --> 00:05:50,999 forget what people think. whoo! 113 00:05:52,502 --> 00:05:54,503 this thing is a beast. 114 00:05:54,537 --> 00:05:56,822 ahem. 115 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,457 what? 116 00:05:58,491 --> 00:05:59,958 happy birthday, turtle. 117 00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:03,512 - are you kidding? - my gift's on the front seat. 118 00:06:03,546 --> 00:06:05,180 - Vin, I can't take this. - yes, you can. 119 00:06:05,214 --> 00:06:08,116 - it's a $200,000 car. - $240, actually. 120 00:06:08,151 --> 00:06:10,452 but I'm playing enzo ferrari, so I got 10% off. 121 00:06:10,486 --> 00:06:12,654 seriously, I don't feel right about this. 122 00:06:12,688 --> 00:06:15,690 i didn't feel right about the last car I gave you getting repossessed. 123 00:06:15,725 --> 00:06:18,393 besides, I've had a great year and you're my good luck charm. 124 00:06:18,428 --> 00:06:19,995 so please enjoy. 125 00:06:21,497 --> 00:06:23,732 - okay. - happy birthday, turtle. 126 00:06:23,766 --> 00:06:26,268 - ( phone ringing ) - it's charlie. 127 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:28,303 hey, what's up? 128 00:06:28,337 --> 00:06:30,305 - any word? - not yet, 129 00:06:30,339 --> 00:06:32,006 but I'll call you as s. 130 00:06:32,024 --> 00:06:34,042 look, I'm nervous, e. I don't like tests. 131 00:06:34,077 --> 00:06:35,927 me either, but I think we're gonna be okay. 132 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:38,196 look, would you call my mom and tell her that? 133 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,115 yeah, I will. and I'll call you soon as I hear something. 134 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:42,467 - all right, man. - all right, later. 135 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:44,903 this kid's a mess. 136 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:46,571 and you're a rock. 137 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,440 i'm going to ari's for the state of the union. 138 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:49,991 i'll catch up with you guys later. 139 00:06:50,026 --> 00:06:52,411 make sure it's strong. I still got to pay for this. 140 00:06:52,462 --> 00:06:55,130 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. it's all paid for. 141 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,551 - good afternoon, Mr. Murphy. - Mr. Murphy? 142 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,670 Mr. Gold is ready and awaiting your arrival. 143 00:07:01,704 --> 00:07:03,522 good, but what's with the "mr. Murphy"? 144 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:05,557 Mr. Gold has asked me to be more formal 145 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:07,976 when speaking with the clis I consider friends. 146 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:11,313 - well, I don't like it. - oh, please tell him, because I don't either. 147 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:13,348 - but please don't tell him I don't. - I won't. 148 00:07:13,382 --> 00:07:15,484 would you like a kiwi-strawberry diet hansen's? 149 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,152 uh, no thanks. I'm fine. 150 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:19,087 Mr. Gold, Mr. Murphy is here. 151 00:07:19,122 --> 00:07:21,189 indeed he is. 152 00:07:21,224 --> 00:07:23,442 - why are you smiling? - I'm not smiling. I was-- 153 00:07:23,493 --> 00:07:25,143 - don't, this is an office. - but-- 154 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:27,245 did you offer Mr. Murphy his favorite beverage? 155 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,780 yes. he declined. 156 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:32,150 lloyd has memorized all my client's favorite drinks. 157 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,902 oh. ( chuckles ) 158 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,221 - I said no smiling. - yes, sir, Mr. Gold. 159 00:07:37,723 --> 00:07:39,808 - what are you doing to the guy? - I'm making him a man. 160 00:07:39,842 --> 00:07:42,627 - do you remember when I made you one? - yes, I do. 161 00:07:42,678 --> 00:07:45,096 - and did you thank me? - no. 162 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,599 - what's wrong? - I'm a little stressed out. 163 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,217 testing charlie's pilot today, so... 164 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:51,803 tv? you're stressed out over tv? 165 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:53,238 you're in the feature film business. 166 00:07:53,272 --> 00:07:55,507 and thanks to me you're now conquering it. 167 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:56,758 talk to me, ari. what have we got? 168 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:59,895 we got a $9 million offer from paramount. 169 00:07:59,929 --> 00:08:02,180 we got a $10 million offer from fox. 170 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,900 and we got a $12 million offer from universal. 171 00:08:04,934 --> 00:08:06,785 - I like it. any of them good? - they're all good. 172 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:09,204 which one is the best? we'll have to read to decide. 173 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:11,490 well, you know vince's new motto-- line 'em up. 174 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:14,276 line 'em up we will. see, this town isn't so rough after all. 175 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:16,878 - ( phone ringing ) - oh wow, this is the studio. 176 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,197 - do you mind if I take this here? - what else do I have to do? 177 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,166 - hey, amy. - hey, eric. 178 00:08:21,217 --> 00:08:23,084 - how were the scores? - well... 179 00:08:23,118 --> 00:08:25,654 the show tested 87%. 180 00:08:25,688 --> 00:08:28,289 - excellent or very good. - 87? that's amazing, right? 181 00:08:28,307 --> 00:08:29,925 it is. it's not all positive. 182 00:08:29,959 --> 00:08:32,928 - what do you mean? - charlie didn't score as well. 183 00:08:32,962 --> 00:08:35,964 - what did he score? - 59. 184 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:37,566 59? jesus, what does that mean? 185 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,417 it means we're gonna replace him. 186 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,405 what's this sudden panic, turtle? 187 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:45,690 - I don't want you to Miss out on this. - i don't either. 188 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:49,143 every time I get in a cab with some smelly guy wiping snot on his sleeve 189 00:08:49,161 --> 00:08:52,197 I dream of a world where this hot broad picks me up in a limo. 190 00:08:52,248 --> 00:08:54,082 lim-hos is a home run, turtle. 191 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:56,701 but if you want the money from me, you're gonna have to wait. 192 00:08:56,752 --> 00:08:59,504 I can't wait anymore. you got to understand, I need a partner now. 193 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,756 I understand. just go ask vince. 194 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:04,175 - he's given me enough. - yeah, I hear ya. 195 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:07,162 oh well. sorry, brother. 196 00:09:07,196 --> 00:09:10,131 yeah, me too. I'll talk to you later, ronnie. 197 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:16,137 - yo, turtle. - yo, curtis. what's up? 198 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:19,691 what's up, man? I see you out here in your daddy's car. 199 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,695 don't be somber. at least you look good. 200 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,547 ( laughs ) 201 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:32,020 eric: this is bullshit. 202 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:34,355 first they bring in some hack to rewrite his script, 203 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:36,441 now they're gonna replace him as an actor on his own show? 204 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:39,027 - happens all the time. - yeah, well, it's not right. 205 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:41,046 the world is a cold and heartless place. 206 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,547 what am I supposed to do, ari? 207 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,749 e, it's real simple. you stay on as producer 208 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:47,385 or you walk out of pride. either way charlie's going. 209 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,671 - this is unbelievable. - take heart. 210 00:09:49,705 --> 00:09:52,324 you produce 100 episodes of even mediocre television 211 00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:54,659 and you can send the kid a gulfstream to cry on. 212 00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:01,016 ¶ just like a new day... ¶ 213 00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:03,451 - oh! - what the fuck? 214 00:10:03,486 --> 00:10:05,353 i'm trying to snap you out of your funk. 215 00:10:05,388 --> 00:10:07,989 - I'm not in a funk. - you are a little off though, turtle. 216 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,524 it's birthday blues, I guess. 217 00:10:09,558 --> 00:10:12,744 you got a hot car and a hot girlfriend coming over. 218 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,796 what do you have to be blue about? 219 00:10:14,830 --> 00:10:17,198 - it's my birthday, I can be whatever color I want. - ( phone rings ) 220 00:10:17,233 --> 00:10:19,284 - yello? - hey, vince. 221 00:10:19,335 --> 00:10:21,953 - yo, what's up, charlie? - e's not there, is he? 222 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:24,205 - no he's not. everything okay? - i don't know. 223 00:10:24,239 --> 00:10:26,608 I haven't heard anything from him. I think he's avoiding me. 224 00:10:26,642 --> 00:10:29,010 - I'm freaking out over here. - he's not avoiding you, charlie. 225 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,645 - all right, then where is he? - i don't know. 226 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,814 but if I hear from him i'll have him hit you back. 227 00:10:32,848 --> 00:10:35,050 - all right, man. thanks. - cool. bye. 228 00:10:35,084 --> 00:10:37,919 - what's up? - e's m.i.a. 229 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:41,506 maybe he's just so small that nobody can find him. 230 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:45,043 wow. even when he's not here to defend himself. 231 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:47,112 I can't help it, bro. I'm sorry. 232 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:50,565 - ( car horn honks ) - that's probably jamie. 233 00:10:52,968 --> 00:10:55,437 oh-ho-ho! 234 00:10:55,471 --> 00:10:57,789 turtle: oh, you've got to be kidding me. 235 00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,592 - both: what? - nothing. stay here. 236 00:11:03,279 --> 00:11:06,131 - happy birthday. - what did you do? 237 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,466 drama: damn, turtle, you're cleaning up. 238 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,136 - you don't like it? - ( laughing ) 239 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,471 what's so funny? 240 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,307 - we should have coagulated. - what do you mean? 241 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,976 that's my gift. 242 00:11:19,628 --> 00:11:21,462 - oh no. - yup. 243 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,048 drama: unbelievable. 244 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:25,083 jamie: well, you deserve everything. 245 00:11:26,402 --> 00:11:28,103 why do you guys think I'm such a loser? 246 00:11:28,137 --> 00:11:30,205 loser? what are you talking about? 247 00:11:30,239 --> 00:11:31,773 I knew you didn't have a car. 248 00:11:31,807 --> 00:11:33,625 - I can buy my own car. - how? 249 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:39,647 but I thought you'd really like it. 250 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:41,482 I do like it. of course I like it. 251 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,651 then enjoy it. 252 00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:45,587 come on, you want to take me for a spin? 253 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:49,157 yeah. there's something I got to do real quick. 254 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:51,009 can I drop you at home and then see you at dinner? 255 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,811 - yeah, sure. - okay. 256 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:57,248 enjoy your new car. 257 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:01,636 yo, e, it's vince. I haven't heard from you all day 258 00:12:01,670 --> 00:12:03,888 and charlie called. where you at? call me. 259 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,507 no answer. 260 00:12:05,541 --> 00:12:08,309 ( phone ringing ) 261 00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:10,895 oh, jeez. 262 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:13,348 ( sighs ) 263 00:12:13,382 --> 00:12:17,185 renoir, man. today is your lucky day. 264 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,287 i'm parting with one of my favorite decks. 265 00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:22,524 - giving grassers first shot at it. - let me check it out. 266 00:12:22,558 --> 00:12:24,743 hello? eric. 267 00:12:24,794 --> 00:12:26,795 you scared the shit out of me. 268 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,747 me too. what are you still doing here? 269 00:12:28,798 --> 00:12:32,133 oh, I'm sorry. your bed was just so comfortable I didn't want to leave. 270 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,902 oh, it's 3:00. 271 00:12:33,936 --> 00:12:36,104 I didn't know you had a check-out time. 272 00:12:36,138 --> 00:12:37,872 - no, I don't. I just-- - I can go. 273 00:12:37,907 --> 00:12:39,774 no, it's okay. I'm just gonna watch the pilot again. 274 00:12:39,809 --> 00:12:41,910 oh, did you get any word on the screening? 275 00:12:41,944 --> 00:12:44,712 yeah, they hated him just like you did. 276 00:12:44,747 --> 00:12:47,182 oh, god, I'm so sorry. I feel bad. 277 00:12:47,216 --> 00:12:49,684 I shouldn't have put that out there in the universe. 278 00:12:49,718 --> 00:12:52,587 well, I don't think that's why they hated him, but thanks. 279 00:12:52,621 --> 00:12:54,823 okay, well, why do you think they hated him? 280 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,075 I don't know. that's what I'm gonna try to figure out. 281 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,527 - well, do you want a second eye? - sure. 282 00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:10,588 - ashley. - hmm? 283 00:13:12,441 --> 00:13:14,759 ( laughs ) I'm sorry. 284 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,445 - I'll go put pants on. - thank you. 285 00:13:20,816 --> 00:13:23,818 or we could watch it upstairs. 286 00:13:23,853 --> 00:13:26,855 - I'll cover up. - I can't focus. 287 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:30,308 so just don't let me distract you. 288 00:13:32,928 --> 00:13:35,396 we get that, all right? give it to them. 289 00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:38,783 but at the same time, we've got to give them-- 290 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,935 excuse me, everybody. i'll be right back. 291 00:13:44,507 --> 00:13:46,991 turtle, what's up? everything okay with vince? 292 00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:49,294 - oh yeah, vince is fine. - oh, thank god. 293 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,863 I thought you were gonna tell me you ran over him with the ferrari. 294 00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:53,832 - no. - then what are you doing here? 295 00:13:53,883 --> 00:13:56,117 I was wondering if I could talk to you for a minute. 296 00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,786 - talk to me about what? - career advice. 297 00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,471 - for who? - for me. 298 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,124 - but you don't have a career. - five minutes. 299 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:05,343 - I'm in a meeting. - come on, ari. 300 00:14:05,394 --> 00:14:07,028 it's my birthday. 301 00:14:07,062 --> 00:14:09,463 five minutes. 302 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:12,400 lloyd, tell them i'll be right back. 303 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:15,353 - what's up, lloyd? - hello, mr.... Turtle. 304 00:14:15,404 --> 00:14:17,655 what's up? 305 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,275 i'm looking for funding for a business idea that I have. 306 00:14:20,309 --> 00:14:21,943 - did you go to a bank? - yeah. 307 00:14:21,977 --> 00:14:23,778 they laughed in my face 'cause I have no collateral. 308 00:14:23,812 --> 00:14:26,314 - did you tell them about your hat collection? - come on, ari. 309 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,700 you live with a guy who just gave you a quarter- of-a-million-dollar car. 310 00:14:28,751 --> 00:14:31,319 - you need money, go to him. - I'm trying to do this on my own. 311 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:34,055 coming here asking me for money is not doing it on your own. 312 00:14:34,089 --> 00:14:36,157 no no no, I'm not asking you for money. i'm asking you 313 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:38,492 to put me in touch with people who invest in businesses 314 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,345 and I know you know those kinds of people. 315 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,931 you've stuck with vince through all the rough times. 316 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:46,384 now he's on easy street and you want to branch out on your own? 317 00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:48,770 - you two have a fight? - no. 318 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:52,357 I just think it's time for me to make something of myself. 319 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,642 turtle, do you know what it takes 320 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,311 to make something of yourself? 321 00:14:56,345 --> 00:14:59,013 I mean, come on. I worked a job 322 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:01,866 through college and grad school. lloyd! 323 00:15:03,118 --> 00:15:04,652 - yes, Mr. Gold? - hit the stack. 324 00:15:04,687 --> 00:15:06,788 in front of people? I'm not performing. 325 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:10,375 - "the kingdom of foibles." - "the kingdom of foibles" written by karen brown. 326 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,294 "a connecticut yankee in king arthur's court" meets "die hard." 327 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,613 a man awakes in the midst of-- 328 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,582 this man can quote from the entire stack. 329 00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:20,468 that is what he's willing to put in for his own success. 330 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:23,054 he's paying his dues. when have you paid yours? 331 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,673 i'm willing to pay them now. and I have a great idea. 332 00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:28,726 so do all these idiots. can you execute it? 333 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,261 I think I can. 334 00:15:30,312 --> 00:15:33,765 in this life, no one is going to invest 335 00:15:33,816 --> 00:15:35,717 because you think you can. 336 00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:37,402 do you have a business plan? 337 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,120 no. I mean, I haven't sat down and put-- 338 00:15:39,154 --> 00:15:42,740 what do you need? office space, insurance? how many employees? 339 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,593 what do you project to earn? what do you need to break even? 340 00:15:45,628 --> 00:15:48,079 at what point can your investors 341 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,481 - see some profit? - I don't know! 342 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,035 I don't know. 343 00:15:54,069 --> 00:15:56,587 look... 344 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,923 when my son was born, 345 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,742 my greatest fear was having this conversation. 346 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:05,213 I knew that I would give him anything he wanted 347 00:16:05,247 --> 00:16:07,932 because he was my son and I couldn't say no. 348 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,968 which sucks, 'cause it wouldn't help him 349 00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:12,753 and he'd just end up on the street doing heroin with the two coreys 350 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:15,356 because I was too much of a pussy to teach him a lesson. 351 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:18,409 I won't make that mistake with you. just say no. 352 00:16:19,695 --> 00:16:21,479 I can pull this off, ari. 353 00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:24,048 come back to me when you can prove it. 354 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:29,320 ( bird squawking ) 355 00:16:29,371 --> 00:16:32,056 um, no, ma'am. I don't think that's the case. 356 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:34,075 why? 357 00:16:34,109 --> 00:16:37,778 well, because skateboards don't get flat tires. 358 00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:39,113 ( laughs ) 359 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,666 no, I'm not calling your son a liar whatsoever. 360 00:16:41,717 --> 00:16:43,918 hold on. can you quiet that damn bird? 361 00:16:43,952 --> 00:16:45,386 what, you don't like birds? 362 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,672 no, I just don't like anything that talks that much. 363 00:16:47,723 --> 00:16:49,457 ( laughs ) 364 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:52,977 hello? no, Mrs. Henderson, i wasn't talking to you. 365 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,046 what? 366 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,465 why does he have to keep yellinat the bird? 367 00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,467 because it's funny. 368 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:02,236 - not to me it isn't. - you think that's one of the reasons 369 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,805 people don't like him, 'cause he yelled at the bird? 370 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,774 it's one of the reasons I don't like him. 371 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,943 but I'm a big animal lover, so... 372 00:17:08,977 --> 00:17:10,645 what are some of the other reasons? 373 00:17:10,679 --> 00:17:12,530 I don't know. 374 00:17:12,581 --> 00:17:14,282 you don't know? 375 00:17:14,316 --> 00:17:16,117 I don't want to say it. 376 00:17:16,151 --> 00:17:18,753 you're gonna hold back now? you already told me you hate him. 377 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,338 so what specifically about him do you hate? 378 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,174 - I think he sucks. - you think he sucks? 379 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:27,045 yes, and you have tohink he sucks also, eric. 380 00:17:27,096 --> 00:17:29,714 because he really does suck. 381 00:17:29,765 --> 00:17:32,266 I mean, he seems nervous and uncomfortable. 382 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:36,504 it makes me nervous and uncomfortable just to watch him. 383 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:40,341 - are you mad? - no. I'm not mad. 384 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:44,678 I guess that's probably why I didn't fight more when they said they wanted to replace him. 385 00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:47,281 - so he sucks. - yeah, okay, he sucks. 386 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:50,818 - well, doesn't that feel better? - no. 387 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,820 it doesn't. I found him. 388 00:17:52,855 --> 00:17:54,855 I sold this show-- his show. 389 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:57,825 he put a year of work into it and I can't do anything to help him. 390 00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:00,745 but you can try. you're very persuasive when you want to be. 391 00:18:00,796 --> 00:18:04,649 - you think? - I wanted to go home with drama the night we met. 392 00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:10,505 what am I supposed to do? tell him I think he's great? 393 00:18:10,539 --> 00:18:13,524 You're in sales-- that's what you do. 394 00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:18,312 wow, it's been a whole 10 minutes since I've been called 395 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,314 by one of the jonas brothers. what's up, e? 396 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,983 when you told me to get rid of charlie, 397 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,585 was that your honest answer or were you just looking out for vince? 398 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,938 vince is my client who is producing the show with you. 399 00:18:26,989 --> 00:18:29,657 - so of course I'm looking out for him. - oh, come on, ari. 400 00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:33,161 vince doesn't care about the show, you know that. he's a producer in name only. 401 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,329 but charlie is my client who I do care about. 402 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,366 so if you pretended to care about him and you were me, what would you do? 403 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,102 - what's the difference? - I'd like to try to do something. 404 00:18:41,136 --> 00:18:44,205 what I'm capable of doing and what you're capable of doing 405 00:18:44,239 --> 00:18:46,007 are two totally different things. 406 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:49,544 - what would you do? - I would make a scene of biblical proportions. 407 00:18:49,578 --> 00:18:53,181 I would lie, scream, beg, borrow and steal. 408 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,550 and if that somehow didn't part amy miller's legs, 409 00:18:55,584 --> 00:18:59,387 then I would call racism. and I would yell for all to hear, 410 00:18:59,421 --> 00:19:03,757 "you're really gonna fire my poor black client off the show he created?! 411 00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:06,944 I'm calling naacp, the reverend al sharpton 412 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,263 and the ghost of my man malcolm x." 413 00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:11,399 awesome. 414 00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:13,384 I guess I'll try my own thing. 415 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,454 good luck. 416 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,806 ( techno music playing ) 417 00:19:28,851 --> 00:19:31,469 - is she in? - yes, let me tell her you're here. 418 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,254 - I'll tell her. - mr. Murphy-- 419 00:19:33,288 --> 00:19:36,224 I just want you to know that what you guys are doing is disgusting. 420 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:39,460 charlie busted his ass for you and you guys are gonna toss him because, what? 421 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:42,346 40 idiots from modesto who had nothing better to do today 422 00:19:42,397 --> 00:19:44,798 than to watch a pilot in order to get a free lunch 423 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:47,301 claim they didn't like him? I liked him! 424 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:50,388 that's why I signed him. and you liked him, that's why you cast him. 425 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,523 you were right. don't doubt yourself now. 426 00:19:52,574 --> 00:19:55,910 charlie williams is this network's next superstar. 427 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,746 - do you really believe that? - yeah. 428 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,147 I do. 429 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:04,252 okay. well, I'm sorry. we don't. 430 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:07,171 there is no way that charlie williams is going to be acting in this show. 431 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,522 ( sighs ) 432 00:20:08,557 --> 00:20:10,558 well, then maybe you're a racist. 433 00:20:14,763 --> 00:20:16,764 ( laughs ) 434 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:19,884 I can't believe you actually said that. 435 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:23,204 yeah, me either. you should have seen the look on amy miller's face. 436 00:20:23,238 --> 00:20:26,057 ( laughs ) I can only imagine. 437 00:20:26,108 --> 00:20:29,360 - now I've gotta go see charlie's face. - I had to fire my brother once. 438 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,913 - really? - from a paper route. it was rough. 439 00:20:31,947 --> 00:20:35,349 - my parents wouldn't talk to me for a week. - that's a good story, ari. 440 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,534 - e. - yeah? 441 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:39,070 - at least you went for it. - so what? 442 00:20:39,121 --> 00:20:42,373 - where did it get me? - some much needed lying experience. 443 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:47,161 - so? - so next time you'll come up with a better lie. 444 00:20:47,195 --> 00:20:48,963 you're the one that told me to say that. 445 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:51,549 yeah, but I can't believe you actually did. 446 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,834 - me either. - listen, e, 447 00:20:53,869 --> 00:20:57,004 - I'm proud of you. - thanks, ari. 448 00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:59,173 - later. - later. 449 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,344 are you trying to teach someone how to lie? 450 00:21:03,378 --> 00:21:05,179 what? no! 451 00:21:05,213 --> 00:21:07,848 and how could you fire uncle howard? 452 00:21:09,318 --> 00:21:11,385 turtle: you're really not going to get me a gift? 453 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:15,406 no, I'm really not. because grown men shouldn't buy other grown men birthday gifts 454 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,558 - unless they're fucking. - ( laughter ) 455 00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:19,727 - no offense, bro. - no offense taken, johnny. 456 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,746 but come on! it's the kid's 30th birthday. 457 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,332 e got him something. you gotta get him something. 458 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,400 with the mood he was in all day? no way. 459 00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:28,402 - he's not in a mood anymore. - huh-uh. 460 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,621 - why not? what happened? - tell them. 461 00:21:30,672 --> 00:21:33,874 I was gonna wait till we sat down, until e comes. 462 00:21:33,909 --> 00:21:36,210 no one knows where e is. come on, speak up. 463 00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:39,447 I'm going back to school. 464 00:21:39,481 --> 00:21:40,631 ( unison ) what? 465 00:21:40,682 --> 00:21:42,350 - yep. - get out of here. really? 466 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:45,436 it was my idea-- so he can learn how to really run a business. 467 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,522 - wow, impressive! - really impressive. 468 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,058 - thanks. - you know what? stevie? 469 00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:54,979 - get us the best bottle of wine in the house. - you got it, vince. 470 00:21:55,030 --> 00:21:58,265 - jamie: very nice. - you know, I saw on cnn that sending a child to school 471 00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,534 should run around $200,000. 472 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,653 this is a birthday gift I'd be proud to give. 473 00:22:02,704 --> 00:22:05,956 - i got you covered. - jesus, johnny! 474 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:09,377 that' great, drama, but this is ucla extension-- 475 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:12,213 business management courses-- $1292. 476 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:15,115 - oh. it's the thought that counts. - yeah. 477 00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:18,252 johnny, did you know that? 478 00:22:18,286 --> 00:22:20,721 - I did. - oh my god. 479 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,257 of course he did. I should've let him write the check. 480 00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:26,093 - seriously. - vince, are you guys ready to sit? 481 00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:27,461 yes, we are. 482 00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:30,431 - oh, look at here. - vince: where the hell have you been? 483 00:22:30,465 --> 00:22:32,550 they fired charlie off the pilot today. 484 00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:34,602 - ow. - oh man, that's awful. 485 00:22:34,636 --> 00:22:36,470 I had to tell him. that was really awful. 486 00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:39,473 oh, that poor bastard. I cried every time I got fired from a pilot. 487 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:42,827 and we're off the show too, vince. I can't do this without charlie. 488 00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:45,363 - no, of course not. - you're not mad? 489 00:22:45,414 --> 00:22:47,815 mad? no, I just feel sorry for charlie. 490 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:50,785 - I mean, you and me, we're okay. - yeah. 491 00:22:50,819 --> 00:22:53,254 - no? - yeah. 492 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:56,574 - yo, we'll meet you guys over in a sec. - yeah. 493 00:23:00,429 --> 00:23:02,630 - what up? - I would have liked this for me too. 494 00:23:02,664 --> 00:23:05,165 you know, prove I could pull my own weight on this deal. 495 00:23:05,183 --> 00:23:07,885 you have pulled your own weight. that's why I am where I am. 496 00:23:07,936 --> 00:23:10,971 - the team is all good, so what's really going on? - what do you mean? 497 00:23:11,005 --> 00:23:12,807 - is it about sloan? - what? 498 00:23:12,841 --> 00:23:15,976 want to prove you can get out from under the vincent chase shadow? 499 00:23:16,010 --> 00:23:17,978 hey, look, I'll support you all I can, 500 00:23:18,012 --> 00:23:20,531 but I can't help it if the shadow just keeps growing larger. 501 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:23,567 it's actually not about sloan. I like ashley. 502 00:23:23,618 --> 00:23:26,954 - really? you hated her this morning. - yeah, well, things changed. 503 00:23:26,988 --> 00:23:30,357 everywhere it seems. turtle's going to school. 504 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:33,461 - really? - everybody wants to be their own man, I guess. 505 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:36,046 but don't worry, e, it's all good. i'm gonna let you buy dinner. 506 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,965 - oh, thanks. - drama: hey, e! 507 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:41,786 - this wine is insane. - it should be. it is not cheap. 508 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:43,804 - two more bottles, please. - really? 509 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,390 - yeah, e's buying dinner. - big spender! 510 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,309 happy birthday, turtle. here we go. 511 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,678 thank you, guys, thank you. 512 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,698 ¶ I've been thinking for a while now ¶ 513 00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:56,834 ¶ how you had me still ¶ 514 00:23:56,868 --> 00:23:59,770 ¶ playing with my mind now, darling ¶ 515 00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:02,039 ¶ hope you got your fill ¶ 516 00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:04,041 ¶ 'cause this train is leaving ¶ 517 00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:06,177 ¶ it's rolling down the track ¶ 518 00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:11,282 ¶ singing, "there ain't no turning back" ¶ 519 00:24:12,584 --> 00:24:14,652 ¶ now I'm a simple man, it's true ¶ 520 00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:17,054 ¶ but giving all I had to you ¶ 521 00:24:17,088 --> 00:24:19,523 ¶ really don't leave much for me ¶ 522 00:24:19,558 --> 00:24:22,059 ¶ sorry, woman, i had to let you be ¶ 523 00:24:22,093 --> 00:24:24,361 ¶ 'cause this train is leaving ¶ 524 00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:26,163 ¶ it's rolling down the track ¶ 525 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:31,101 ¶ singing, "there ain't no turning back" ¶ 526 00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:36,540 ¶ this train is leaving, it's rolling down the track ¶ 527 00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:41,212 ¶ singing, "there ain't no turning back" ¶ 528 00:24:41,246 --> 00:24:46,684 ¶ singing, "there ain't no turning back" ¶ 529 00:24:46,718 --> 00:24:51,722 ¶ singing, "there ain't no turning back." ¶ 530 00:24:56,110 --> 00:24:57,711 ( music fades ) 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net