1 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,130 You fuck, you broke it. 2 00:04:20,977 --> 00:04:22,410 What the hell was that? 3 00:04:22,578 --> 00:04:24,068 What was what? 4 00:04:24,247 --> 00:04:27,114 I'm referring to the enormous underwater explosion. 5 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,414 - Alfonz? - What? 6 00:04:33,623 --> 00:04:35,614 Do you have any idea what this is? 7 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:39,319 I would guess it is a piece of a plate from Howard Johnson's. 8 00:04:39,495 --> 00:04:41,929 Do you have any idea what this is, buddy? 9 00:04:42,098 --> 00:04:43,258 This is it. 10 00:04:43,433 --> 00:04:46,561 This is it, man, this is what I've been looking for eight years. 11 00:04:46,736 --> 00:04:48,431 Eight years. 12 00:04:49,405 --> 00:04:50,531 Huh? 13 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,198 Oh, good God. Oh, thank you. 14 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:56,277 Oh, baby, I knew you were here. Oh, yes, you are. 15 00:04:56,846 --> 00:04:58,507 Where's the boat? 16 00:04:58,681 --> 00:05:00,876 - Where's the boat? - I don't know. 17 00:05:01,985 --> 00:05:04,180 What, did somebody just take it? 18 00:05:10,593 --> 00:05:11,617 I found it. 19 00:05:13,296 --> 00:05:16,527 - What do you mean? Where is it? - It will come to you. 20 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:24,566 Oh, no. 21 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,209 For some reason, I'm not entirely surprised. 22 00:05:27,377 --> 00:05:29,402 Oh, no. 23 00:06:03,146 --> 00:06:05,410 - Hey, guys. - Get in. 24 00:06:05,581 --> 00:06:09,847 - You wanna know where the boat went. - It took us a minute to figure it out too. 25 00:06:10,019 --> 00:06:12,749 - You sunk it. - Listen, Curtis, forget the boat. 26 00:06:12,922 --> 00:06:15,288 We found something. I mean, we found something. 27 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:19,258 Big Bunny spent some major bank on that leaky-ass piece of shit. 28 00:06:19,429 --> 00:06:20,521 How come it sunk? 29 00:06:20,696 --> 00:06:22,926 Look, boats sink. I mean, nobody knows why. 30 00:06:23,099 --> 00:06:24,396 Can I show you what I found? 31 00:06:24,567 --> 00:06:26,694 - I think it was the compressor. - Don't help me. 32 00:06:26,869 --> 00:06:29,804 I want them to know it was you who stole their money. 33 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:31,564 You didn't buy a new compressor? 34 00:06:32,075 --> 00:06:35,476 - It's okay if I take off now? - Yeah, man, we don't care about you. 35 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:39,046 Oh, you disloyal Ukrainian prick. 36 00:06:45,054 --> 00:06:47,716 Ho! Ho! Ho! Easy. 37 00:06:47,890 --> 00:06:50,085 Get in the damn boat. 38 00:06:58,468 --> 00:07:00,231 Oh... 39 00:07:12,115 --> 00:07:14,106 Oh... 40 00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:18,320 What perfect hair. 41 00:07:18,488 --> 00:07:20,513 What a perfect hairstyle. 42 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:24,990 Oh, my God, what perfect nails. Where did you get them done? 43 00:07:25,161 --> 00:07:29,393 You did them yourself? Oh, my God. 44 00:07:29,565 --> 00:07:32,432 They're so incredibly perfect. 45 00:07:32,602 --> 00:07:37,471 Like your incredibly perfect face, and your... 46 00:07:38,608 --> 00:07:40,838 ...perfect personality. 47 00:07:42,111 --> 00:07:44,705 Ugh. Ooh. 48 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,746 That's nice. 49 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:55,251 Lillian, I've called Teddy and Purdy... 50 00:07:55,424 --> 00:07:58,621 ...and they're not going to tell their editors... 51 00:07:58,794 --> 00:08:00,853 ...not to publish stories about her. 52 00:08:01,030 --> 00:08:03,498 It's how they make a living. Anyway... 53 00:08:03,666 --> 00:08:06,294 ...what about the other half-dozen bloody magazines... 54 00:08:06,469 --> 00:08:08,460 ...she's always appearing in half-clothed... 55 00:08:08,638 --> 00:08:11,129 ...and halfway on her way to the bloody halfway house? 56 00:08:11,307 --> 00:08:12,399 Crush them too? 57 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:15,635 No, no, no, I assure you that as soon as Gemma arrives... 58 00:08:15,811 --> 00:08:19,406 ...I have every intention of giving her a very firm talking-to, and I... 59 00:08:20,483 --> 00:08:22,974 Hello? Oh... 60 00:08:25,655 --> 00:08:27,145 My ex-wife. 61 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,186 Yes, sir. 62 00:08:33,229 --> 00:08:35,595 Was there something else, uh? 63 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:38,866 - Tess. - I'm sorry. Tess, yes. 64 00:08:39,035 --> 00:08:40,400 No, sir. 65 00:08:40,570 --> 00:08:44,336 I just wanted to tell you how much I appreciate you accommodating me. 66 00:08:45,474 --> 00:08:46,907 How did I do that? 67 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:51,235 You know, by agreeing to stop in Key West for my thing tomorrow. 68 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:53,342 Your thing? 69 00:08:54,217 --> 00:08:57,186 Oh, yes, I remember. Married, are you getting? 70 00:08:57,353 --> 00:08:59,913 Oh, no. 71 00:09:00,256 --> 00:09:01,848 Divorced. 72 00:09:03,192 --> 00:09:04,659 Oh. 73 00:09:04,927 --> 00:09:05,951 Your idea? 74 00:09:06,128 --> 00:09:07,595 Yeah. 75 00:09:08,097 --> 00:09:10,031 I don't mean to pry, just... 76 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:13,101 That's all right. I'll tell you all about it sometime. 77 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:15,728 If you like. 78 00:09:18,774 --> 00:09:20,799 Anyway, thanks again. 79 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,272 You're welcome. 80 00:09:30,019 --> 00:09:36,754 I authorized $62,581.43 to fix that boat. 81 00:09:40,596 --> 00:09:42,120 So where my money at? 82 00:09:42,298 --> 00:09:44,926 Oh, God, I don't know, um... It's all over. 83 00:09:45,101 --> 00:09:46,295 All over where? 84 00:09:47,570 --> 00:09:48,832 The world. 85 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,131 All over the world? 86 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:51,937 The Caribbean, mainly. 87 00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:53,769 Hell, I was pretty much blown out... 88 00:09:53,943 --> 00:09:56,639 ...at just about every dive supplier south of Key West. 89 00:09:57,113 --> 00:09:58,705 - I don't believe this guy. - Look. 90 00:09:58,881 --> 00:10:01,509 I used the money to pay off some old debts... 91 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:04,482 ...which, if anything, should reassure you. 92 00:10:05,288 --> 00:10:09,054 Because now I owe you money, and you know that I'm good for it. 93 00:10:09,792 --> 00:10:11,191 Huh? 94 00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:14,596 Now, can we talk about the plate? 95 00:10:17,099 --> 00:10:18,828 Come on. 96 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,301 A plate from Howard Johnson's. 97 00:10:28,477 --> 00:10:30,536 It is not a plate from Howard Johnson's, man. 98 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:33,807 That's got half the Vangor family crest stamped on the back of it. 99 00:10:33,983 --> 00:10:36,247 And if you just let me get back down to my boat... 100 00:10:36,419 --> 00:10:38,683 ...all right, before my books rot, I'll prove it. 101 00:10:38,854 --> 00:10:41,322 Shit look more to me like half a Arby's logo or something. 102 00:10:44,327 --> 00:10:47,091 Look at the filigree scalloping on the rim. 103 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,893 Do you understand what this means? 104 00:10:55,771 --> 00:10:57,568 Get his embezzling ass off my island. 105 00:11:03,479 --> 00:11:04,946 Fine. 106 00:11:05,681 --> 00:11:07,012 Can I have my shard back? 107 00:11:08,117 --> 00:11:09,880 You ain't gonna need it. 108 00:11:11,987 --> 00:11:13,921 So you do know what it means. 109 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:17,858 No, no, no, get... 110 00:11:19,995 --> 00:11:22,520 You guys are making a big mistake. 111 00:11:22,698 --> 00:11:27,032 Big Bunny is never gonna find the Aurelia without me. 112 00:11:29,905 --> 00:11:32,897 You ever hear the expression, "miss by an inch, miss by a mile"? 113 00:11:34,477 --> 00:11:35,774 It's a diving expression. 114 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,778 It means, you miss by an inch, you miss by a mile. 115 00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:43,345 Now, that wreck could be scattered over 20 miles, guys. 116 00:11:43,886 --> 00:11:46,320 Any last words? 117 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:55,062 Yeah. 118 00:11:58,167 --> 00:11:59,691 Tell Tess I love her. 119 00:11:59,869 --> 00:12:01,530 Okay. 120 00:12:02,505 --> 00:12:03,529 Who's Tess? 121 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,835 It's my wife. 122 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:10,468 At least she will be till 10:00 tomorrow morning. 123 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,243 She's divorcing me... 124 00:12:15,184 --> 00:12:17,482 ...and I still don't know what I did wrong. 125 00:12:20,790 --> 00:12:23,953 Well, brother, you ain't never gonna find out, neither. 126 00:12:24,126 --> 00:12:26,754 - Let's go. - Curtis, hold it, help. 127 00:12:26,929 --> 00:12:29,659 Help. Help! 128 00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,091 Oh, shit. 129 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,967 Hey. 130 00:12:41,811 --> 00:12:44,780 Hey. Don't move. 131 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,491 Oh, shit. 132 00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:07,063 Whoa. Whoa. 133 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,172 Get him. 134 00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:18,211 Use the boat. Start the engine. 135 00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:23,851 Oh, shit! 136 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,384 Whoo! 137 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:33,888 Shit. 138 00:13:56,485 --> 00:13:57,645 Shit. 139 00:14:31,987 --> 00:14:35,252 Please, Lord, don't let me shoot off my foot. 140 00:15:12,761 --> 00:15:14,558 Okay, guys... 141 00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:16,290 ...wish me luck. 142 00:15:16,465 --> 00:15:19,662 Good luck, honey. Don't lose your nerve at the last minute. 143 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:23,134 She don't need her nerve, 10-to-1 the guy don't even show up. 144 00:15:24,807 --> 00:15:27,071 - Why do you say that? - Because that's his nature. 145 00:15:27,242 --> 00:15:29,301 - What the hell do you know? - That's right. 146 00:15:29,478 --> 00:15:32,106 Defend that bastard and attack your friends who love you. 147 00:15:32,281 --> 00:15:33,441 I've got no feelings. 148 00:15:33,616 --> 00:15:36,312 I'm just saying you don't know anything about my marriage. 149 00:15:36,485 --> 00:15:38,885 - Well, I heard enough. - Hmm. 150 00:15:39,054 --> 00:15:41,318 Do I comment on your love life? 151 00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:45,483 You could, if I didn't happen to be the most fortunate guy in the world. 152 00:15:46,228 --> 00:15:47,252 Get out of here. 153 00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:51,627 I just want you to have the happiness me and Eddie thank God for every day. 154 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,098 He's not exaggerating, either. We really do that. 155 00:15:54,269 --> 00:15:56,794 Apparently this makes me some kind of deranged animal. 156 00:15:56,972 --> 00:15:59,532 You make it sound like I never meant anything to him. 157 00:16:00,142 --> 00:16:04,044 All I said was the guy has a tendency to miss a lot of appointments. 158 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,877 Behold this dude. 159 00:17:10,045 --> 00:17:11,603 What's up? 160 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,374 Oh, my God, are you from Cuba? 161 00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:17,951 Lucky for you we happened along, my most superfluously toasted friend. 162 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,485 Water, water. 163 00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:23,250 It appears that you have run dry of the sacred nectar. 164 00:17:23,425 --> 00:17:24,517 Oh, yeah. 165 00:17:27,362 --> 00:17:28,852 Yeah. 166 00:17:29,031 --> 00:17:34,094 All hail Neptune, and those who party on his mighty waves. 167 00:17:34,269 --> 00:17:36,635 - Hail, Neptune. Whoo! - Hail, Neptune. Whoo! 168 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,104 Decent rescue. 169 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,078 Holy shit. 170 00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:59,424 Go faster. Whoo! 171 00:18:01,463 --> 00:18:02,987 Take a left right here. 172 00:18:09,471 --> 00:18:13,373 I'll give him a few more minutes, Mr. McCintry... 173 00:18:13,909 --> 00:18:17,310 ...but if he's not here by a quarter past... 174 00:18:17,479 --> 00:18:22,712 ...I'll be forced to award everything to Mrs. Finnegan here... 175 00:18:22,885 --> 00:18:24,250 ...by default. 176 00:18:24,419 --> 00:18:28,082 - I'm gonna kill him. - Do you wanna go to prison? 177 00:18:28,657 --> 00:18:30,784 If it gets me out of Florida? 178 00:18:31,093 --> 00:18:34,551 Honey, Florida didn't ruin your life. You did. 179 00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:39,258 You married a guy for the sex, and then expected him to be smart. 180 00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:44,702 Aah. 181 00:18:45,307 --> 00:18:46,934 Maybe he had car trouble. 182 00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:49,104 Car trouble? 183 00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:50,711 - Yeah. You know... 184 00:18:52,114 --> 00:18:53,138 ...car trouble. 185 00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:57,610 He'd have to own a car... 186 00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:01,682 ...which he couldn't even if he wanted to because he has no money. 187 00:19:01,857 --> 00:19:04,655 - He has no credit. 188 00:19:04,827 --> 00:19:07,352 He has no clue how to behave like a responsible adult. 189 00:19:07,963 --> 00:19:08,987 Oh... 190 00:19:09,164 --> 00:19:15,660 Which is why I can't get a loan, because everything is in our name. Ha-ha. 191 00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:20,335 I can't even pay for school and finish my degree... 192 00:19:20,509 --> 00:19:22,875 ...which is what I was doing in the first place... 193 00:19:23,045 --> 00:19:25,445 ...before I got dragged down here on spring break. 194 00:19:28,183 --> 00:19:30,811 But like you said, the sex was really... 195 00:19:31,854 --> 00:19:34,254 ...really, really great. 196 00:19:36,525 --> 00:19:39,688 Do you have any idea how humiliating it is... 197 00:19:39,862 --> 00:19:41,762 ...to get divorced by yourself? 198 00:19:53,876 --> 00:19:57,812 Your Honor, this is a big mistake. 199 00:19:57,980 --> 00:19:59,709 This woman... 200 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,115 ...and I still love each other. 201 00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:06,449 Don't do this, Tess. 202 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,852 Look, I know I messed up, all right? 203 00:20:09,024 --> 00:20:12,050 But I'm willing to change in any area that you feel needs work. 204 00:20:12,227 --> 00:20:13,660 I wanna make you happy. 205 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,927 I'll do anything. 206 00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:20,562 I'll see a counselor. 207 00:20:24,506 --> 00:20:27,566 Will you come to Chicago with me like you promised? 208 00:20:30,012 --> 00:20:31,741 Could be... I mean, that could work. 209 00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:35,478 I'll definitely see the counselor. 210 00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:41,655 Mr. Finnegan... 211 00:20:42,024 --> 00:20:45,892 ...I can't tell you what a pleasure it is to inform you that under Florida law... 212 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:50,397 ...you and this woman have been divorced for the last 50 or 60 seconds. 213 00:20:50,565 --> 00:20:54,558 Moreover, as you were not present at the time of the proceedings... 214 00:20:54,736 --> 00:20:57,330 ...she got everything. 215 00:21:03,078 --> 00:21:04,238 We're divorced? 216 00:21:05,047 --> 00:21:06,480 I'm afraid so. 217 00:21:15,557 --> 00:21:17,422 Why? 218 00:21:21,496 --> 00:21:22,986 Excuse me. 219 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,775 Oh, wait, Tess. I gotta tell you what happened. 220 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,969 Tess. 221 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:40,571 We found it. Me and Alfonz. 222 00:21:40,749 --> 00:21:44,981 About a hundred yards off the reef. Right where we always said she'd be. 223 00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:48,818 Oh... 224 00:21:49,191 --> 00:21:50,818 Prove it. 225 00:21:55,464 --> 00:21:58,228 Excuse me, excuse me, you have a pen, paper? 226 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,663 Anybody got a pen, pencil, paper, anything? 227 00:22:01,837 --> 00:22:04,135 Your uselessness is epic. 228 00:22:04,306 --> 00:22:07,537 What does that mean? Here we go. 229 00:22:08,643 --> 00:22:12,010 All right. Alfonz and I are diving... 230 00:22:13,315 --> 00:22:16,751 ...and I come across this plate, dinner plate, may be. 231 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,886 It's plain white... 232 00:22:19,054 --> 00:22:20,453 ...but this... 233 00:22:21,390 --> 00:22:23,551 ...was stamped on the back... 234 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,257 ...in blue. 235 00:22:27,496 --> 00:22:30,260 It's the Vangor family crest, Tess. 236 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:33,765 You were right all along. You were right before anybody. 237 00:22:35,570 --> 00:22:38,539 - Where did you find this? - A hundred yards off the reef. 238 00:22:41,576 --> 00:22:43,100 Wow, Finn. Oh, my God. 239 00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:45,109 That's what I'm saying. 240 00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:47,275 Where's the plate? 241 00:22:48,683 --> 00:22:50,742 Well, I don't have it on me this minute. 242 00:22:51,253 --> 00:22:52,277 Where do you have it? 243 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,388 Well, it's back there. 244 00:22:57,025 --> 00:22:58,686 Wow. 245 00:23:00,362 --> 00:23:01,386 Wow. 246 00:23:01,563 --> 00:23:05,260 I know what you're thinking, Tess. But I swear to God it's the truth. 247 00:23:05,434 --> 00:23:06,458 You can ask Alfonz. 248 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,626 Okay. Where is he? 249 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,066 Well, he's back there too. 250 00:23:10,238 --> 00:23:12,832 I can't believe you would dangle this in front of me. 251 00:23:13,008 --> 00:23:15,067 I can't believe it. 252 00:23:15,243 --> 00:23:18,542 - You really think I'd lie about this? - Why not? You're a liar. 253 00:23:18,713 --> 00:23:21,045 But this is an inappropriate time to dwell on that. 254 00:23:21,216 --> 00:23:23,184 You... I can draw this picture too. 255 00:23:23,351 --> 00:23:26,912 Hey, Tess, I'm telling you, we solved a 300-year-old mystery yesterday. 256 00:23:27,089 --> 00:23:28,249 Married or not... 257 00:23:28,423 --> 00:23:32,018 ...if we don't go after that ship, it's gonna haunt us the rest of our lives. 258 00:23:32,194 --> 00:23:34,526 I wasted eight years of my life on this bullshit. 259 00:23:34,696 --> 00:23:37,358 I'm going back to Chicago. I'm gonna get my Ph. D... 260 00:23:37,532 --> 00:23:41,332 ...and I'm going to spend the rest of my life teaching, reading and writing books. 261 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:44,768 And somewhere in there I'm gonna meet an intelligent, successful man... 262 00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:49,877 ...who can get through an entire conversation without using "definitely. " 263 00:23:51,813 --> 00:23:55,874 First of all, I hardly ever say that anymore. 264 00:23:56,451 --> 00:24:00,410 And when are you gonna stop selling this crap about going back to school? 265 00:24:00,589 --> 00:24:03,922 You want history? It's under the ocean, lady. 266 00:24:05,127 --> 00:24:08,392 What, are you telling me you wanna spend your life in some dark room... 267 00:24:08,563 --> 00:24:10,963 ...taking notes and writing books... 268 00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:14,296 ...about what some grizl old putz in another room cooked up in his head... 269 00:24:14,469 --> 00:24:16,903 ...about things that you have actually seen... 270 00:24:17,072 --> 00:24:20,838 ...and touched and pulled out of the sand with your own hands? 271 00:24:23,945 --> 00:24:25,742 Bullshit. 272 00:24:28,283 --> 00:24:30,979 I'm so glad we're not married anymore. 273 00:24:37,159 --> 00:24:40,492 Well, where are you gonna get the tuition money anyway? 274 00:24:40,662 --> 00:24:43,825 That's the best part. By selling the boat. 275 00:24:44,799 --> 00:24:48,064 By selling my boat, which belongs to me, which used to belong to us... 276 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:50,704 ...but you missed the divorce so now it belongs to me. 277 00:24:51,273 --> 00:24:54,333 I'm gonna fix it up, I'm gonna sell it, and I'm going back... What? 278 00:24:54,509 --> 00:24:55,635 This is hard to say. 279 00:24:55,810 --> 00:24:57,437 What is? 280 00:25:15,397 --> 00:25:17,922 Well, you act like this is totally my fault. 281 00:25:18,867 --> 00:25:21,597 Can I borrow this cane for a second, please? 282 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,499 Oh, come on, Tess. You're not gonna hit me. 283 00:25:23,672 --> 00:25:24,934 Ugh. 284 00:25:28,743 --> 00:25:30,370 Sorry. 285 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:04,509 Oh, my God. 286 00:26:06,214 --> 00:26:07,875 Oh, my God. 287 00:26:09,117 --> 00:26:10,516 Oh, God. 288 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,605 I take it they didn't kill you. 289 00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:46,985 No... 290 00:26:47,555 --> 00:26:49,284 ...but thanks for your help. 291 00:26:49,924 --> 00:26:52,324 - You need help. - You are not my mother. 292 00:26:52,494 --> 00:26:53,518 You're right. 293 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:57,131 I guess maybe I act like your mother sometimes because I never had one. 294 00:26:57,299 --> 00:26:58,357 Easy, Gary, easy. 295 00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:01,468 Okay, look, the main thing is we get away from Key West. 296 00:27:01,636 --> 00:27:05,470 The second Finn lays eyes on this boat, he's gonna be onboard in 10 minutes. 297 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,074 What do you mean? You told him you're working here? 298 00:27:08,243 --> 00:27:10,473 - Are you kidding? - Then I don't get it. 299 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:13,139 He needs money, Gary. 300 00:27:13,348 --> 00:27:16,283 Another boat, new equipment, everything. 301 00:27:16,451 --> 00:27:19,682 And I doubt he's gonna squeeze another dime out of that Bugs Bunny. 302 00:27:19,854 --> 00:27:23,051 - Bugs Bunny? - The rapper guy we had the fight about. 303 00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:25,021 - You mean Big Bunny Deenz? - Yeah. 304 00:27:25,193 --> 00:27:27,991 - Big Bunny Deenz is Finn's investor? - Yeah. 305 00:27:28,163 --> 00:27:31,257 - Hey, Gary? - He is a very dangerous guy. 306 00:27:31,433 --> 00:27:33,799 I did like that one song he had, "Call Me Thumper. " 307 00:27:33,968 --> 00:27:35,162 That was some funny shit. 308 00:27:35,337 --> 00:27:37,635 - Anyway... - There's something wrong with my bisque. 309 00:27:37,806 --> 00:27:39,205 - I'm sorry, honey. - Anyway... 310 00:27:39,374 --> 00:27:42,104 But I don't get it, because has Finn ever even met Nigel? 311 00:27:42,277 --> 00:27:44,939 No. But he will, don't you understand? 312 00:27:45,113 --> 00:27:47,809 He is a genius at exactly three things: 313 00:27:47,982 --> 00:27:53,420 Treasure salving, finding money for treasure salving, and one other thing. 314 00:27:55,390 --> 00:27:57,324 - What other thing? - What other thing? 315 00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:00,721 I don't wanna talk about it. 316 00:28:00,895 --> 00:28:03,022 How do you plan to get another boat? 317 00:28:03,198 --> 00:28:06,463 I can't think about this right now, Alfonz. 318 00:28:07,635 --> 00:28:09,068 I just got divorced. 319 00:28:10,238 --> 00:28:12,433 May I make a suggestion? 320 00:28:13,575 --> 00:28:14,974 No. 321 00:28:16,411 --> 00:28:18,709 You see that big yacht lying offshore? 322 00:28:19,347 --> 00:28:20,371 No, which one? 323 00:28:20,548 --> 00:28:23,381 The owner is Nigel Honeycutt. 324 00:28:24,686 --> 00:28:26,278 - So what? - I only mention it... 325 00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:31,790 ...because he is worth $ 700 million. 326 00:28:33,928 --> 00:28:37,625 And just to let you know, I'm back onboard, obviously. 327 00:28:38,032 --> 00:28:40,592 So whenever you want to weigh anchor is great. 328 00:28:41,369 --> 00:28:42,836 Thank you. 329 00:28:43,505 --> 00:28:45,370 So should I tell the captain? 330 00:28:45,540 --> 00:28:47,667 Ready to weigh anchor? Ready to push off? 331 00:28:48,777 --> 00:28:50,506 Actually, no. 332 00:28:50,678 --> 00:28:53,806 My daughter, Gemma, is joining us today... 333 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,973 ...and I said I would wait here for her. 334 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,619 Oh, great. God. 335 00:28:59,521 --> 00:29:01,614 When is she coming? Where is she coming from? 336 00:29:01,790 --> 00:29:03,815 How far away is she? How great. 337 00:29:04,225 --> 00:29:06,386 I sent the chopper to Miami... 338 00:29:07,028 --> 00:29:09,496 ...but she could be anywhere. 339 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:13,156 That's so funny that you would wait in Key West for her... 340 00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:16,064 ...when she's coming by chopper. 341 00:29:16,237 --> 00:29:18,296 - Is it? - Well, just because the helicopter... 342 00:29:18,473 --> 00:29:20,202 ...could just meet the boat anywhere. 343 00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:24,607 I mean, anywhere at all, that's what's so incredibly great about helicopters. 344 00:29:25,613 --> 00:29:28,138 She wants to do some shopping. 345 00:29:34,956 --> 00:29:36,446 What do you do, Tess? 346 00:29:38,626 --> 00:29:41,026 I'm the new steward. 347 00:29:42,230 --> 00:29:44,027 But what do you really do? 348 00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:48,465 What makes you think I do anything besides stewarding? 349 00:29:48,636 --> 00:29:52,834 Stewing, stewarding, stewarding? Stewarding. 350 00:29:53,007 --> 00:29:57,706 My infallible lifelong instinct for sizing people up. 351 00:30:00,448 --> 00:30:01,813 Have you sized me up? 352 00:30:02,984 --> 00:30:04,576 Not quite. 353 00:30:06,154 --> 00:30:10,318 You don't mind the work, but you're not here for long. 354 00:30:10,825 --> 00:30:15,990 You have a deep but not entirely unclouded love for the sea. 355 00:30:16,998 --> 00:30:20,126 You perform your duties with superlative efficiency and ease... 356 00:30:20,301 --> 00:30:23,099 ...suggestive of someone expending approximately one-tenth... 357 00:30:23,271 --> 00:30:25,136 ...of her available brain power. 358 00:30:26,441 --> 00:30:27,874 So... 359 00:30:28,676 --> 00:30:31,440 ...what do you do with the remaining 90 percent... 360 00:30:31,613 --> 00:30:33,547 ...when you're not getting divorced? 361 00:30:37,151 --> 00:30:39,381 I hope I'm not being too personal. 362 00:30:42,223 --> 00:30:46,057 No, not at... Not at all. 363 00:30:49,831 --> 00:30:53,358 It's just been a crazy couple of years. 364 00:30:57,472 --> 00:30:58,871 It's probably his helicopter. 365 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,167 His daughter is supposed to be arriving today. 366 00:31:01,342 --> 00:31:04,072 The whole town is buzzing with excitement. 367 00:31:22,597 --> 00:31:26,431 Hey, so where you say this, uh, museum is at? 368 00:31:28,102 --> 00:31:30,332 Number 2, Water Street. 369 00:31:30,505 --> 00:31:34,032 Okay, uh, every street on this island is called Water Street. 370 00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:36,938 This place has a magic atmosphere. 371 00:31:37,111 --> 00:31:39,079 Will you just find the damn address, man? 372 00:31:39,247 --> 00:31:41,772 Yo, Cordell, we got MapQuest on these things? 373 00:32:23,958 --> 00:32:26,324 - Hi, Daddy. - Hello, darling. 374 00:32:28,930 --> 00:32:30,830 Hello, my baby. 375 00:32:30,999 --> 00:32:32,694 Daddy. 376 00:32:38,106 --> 00:32:40,870 - Pleasant flight? - Uh-huh. 377 00:32:41,943 --> 00:32:44,810 So, um, is this the whole boat? 378 00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:50,210 - Yes. - Oh, so cute. 379 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:52,717 I can't believe we're at sea. 380 00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:56,050 Well, uh, technically, we're at anchor. 381 00:32:56,224 --> 00:33:02,163 Oh, wait, okay. So that just means that the anchor is in the water, right? 382 00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:04,361 - Yes. - Yes. 383 00:33:04,532 --> 00:33:07,933 Okay. Because I totally wanna learn all the sea terms. 384 00:33:08,102 --> 00:33:09,933 And so you shall, my darling. 385 00:33:10,104 --> 00:33:13,335 Okay, let me try again. Excuse me, Nigel. 386 00:33:13,508 --> 00:33:15,874 Yes, my dear. 387 00:33:16,544 --> 00:33:18,603 You know what, let's not do the accent thing. 388 00:33:18,813 --> 00:33:20,337 It's no good? 389 00:33:22,050 --> 00:33:23,813 It's fine. 390 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:26,212 Um... Anyway... 391 00:33:26,387 --> 00:33:31,222 Nigel, remember when you asked me this afternoon what I really did? 392 00:33:45,606 --> 00:33:46,903 Have fun shopping. 393 00:33:47,075 --> 00:33:48,702 Thank you, Daddy. 394 00:33:48,876 --> 00:33:51,344 Do try to keep it under 50 thousand. 395 00:33:52,146 --> 00:33:53,170 What? Ha. 396 00:33:54,982 --> 00:33:56,176 Supper's at 7. 397 00:33:56,350 --> 00:34:00,047 I was supposed to meet some friends, but I'm gonna try to get out of it. 398 00:34:00,221 --> 00:34:02,485 Invite them aboard if you like. Just let me know. 399 00:34:02,657 --> 00:34:04,682 Okay, I will. Love you. 400 00:34:24,045 --> 00:34:25,376 My hat. 401 00:34:33,654 --> 00:34:36,555 Hey, look. The hat, he is a Frisbee. 402 00:34:36,724 --> 00:34:38,885 Can you turn the boat around? Thank you. 403 00:34:39,060 --> 00:34:41,688 Okay, but we never gonna catch him. 404 00:35:05,987 --> 00:35:07,284 Whoa! 405 00:35:10,458 --> 00:35:11,482 God. 406 00:35:15,630 --> 00:35:17,097 - Oh, shit. - Oh. 407 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,128 Oh, my God. You killed him. 408 00:35:22,970 --> 00:35:25,165 Ow. Ow. Ow. 409 00:35:30,344 --> 00:35:31,971 What in God's name happened? 410 00:35:32,580 --> 00:35:35,606 Daddy, this man saved my life. 411 00:35:35,783 --> 00:35:37,444 Sir, sir... 412 00:35:37,885 --> 00:35:40,979 ...I really don't think you should get up until I make sure... 413 00:35:50,998 --> 00:35:53,159 Is this your hat? 414 00:35:53,835 --> 00:35:54,995 Yes. Ha-ha. 415 00:35:56,204 --> 00:36:01,801 That was the bravest thing I've ever seen in my life. 416 00:36:03,311 --> 00:36:07,645 Sir, thank you so much. 417 00:36:07,815 --> 00:36:08,839 Thank you. 418 00:36:09,016 --> 00:36:10,711 - Thank you, indeed. - He'll be okay. 419 00:36:10,885 --> 00:36:12,785 Just a little bump on the head. 420 00:36:12,954 --> 00:36:16,515 Just try not to move around too much for the next few hours. 421 00:36:17,225 --> 00:36:21,355 - But I gotta go back to town. - Oh, I really don't advise it. 422 00:36:21,729 --> 00:36:22,923 Oh... 423 00:36:23,164 --> 00:36:24,461 Now what am I gonna do? 424 00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:26,425 Uh... 425 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:30,833 May I suggest a hot shower, some clean clothes... 426 00:36:31,005 --> 00:36:32,302 ...and cocktails at 6:30? 427 00:36:32,907 --> 00:36:36,070 Okay. Thanks. 428 00:36:37,345 --> 00:36:39,745 Take him to the Saint Regis. 429 00:36:41,515 --> 00:36:46,009 Whoa, whoa. Yep, yep, yep, I'm good. I'm good. 430 00:36:47,355 --> 00:36:48,913 Hey, Mr. Honeycutt? 431 00:36:49,090 --> 00:36:52,753 Miss Honeycutt, she leave him on the boat. 432 00:36:52,927 --> 00:36:56,556 Gemma. Your lifeline to civilization, darling. 433 00:36:59,233 --> 00:37:00,791 Oh. 434 00:37:01,102 --> 00:37:04,003 Oh, my God, I would have been so dead. 435 00:37:04,171 --> 00:37:06,139 Here you are, darling. 436 00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:18,274 Well, Mr. Deenz, I'm always delighted to welcome an entrant into my field... 437 00:37:18,452 --> 00:37:20,784 ...whether it be on land or sea. 438 00:37:21,355 --> 00:37:24,119 But I feel I need to warn you. 439 00:37:24,425 --> 00:37:26,552 There's no way of getting away from treasure... 440 00:37:26,727 --> 00:37:29,389 ...once it's fastened itself on your mind. 441 00:37:29,563 --> 00:37:32,054 I want you to find me the Queen's Dowry. 442 00:37:32,233 --> 00:37:33,564 Heh. 443 00:37:33,734 --> 00:37:37,602 - Well, now, Bunny, uh... - Big Bunny. It's one word. 444 00:37:40,107 --> 00:37:42,735 Well, that's an emerald of a different color, isn't it? 445 00:37:43,411 --> 00:37:45,038 Cordell. 446 00:37:51,786 --> 00:37:55,517 This is a piece of the plate that we found in the Bahamas... 447 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:59,490 ...off of Topsail Cay. Now, if you turn it over... 448 00:37:59,660 --> 00:38:03,118 ...you may notice that it has the Vangor family crest stamped on it. 449 00:38:03,297 --> 00:38:05,231 That's what that is right there. 450 00:38:06,968 --> 00:38:08,230 That's very nice, uh... 451 00:38:10,171 --> 00:38:12,264 ...but who the hell are the Vangors... 452 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:16,274 ...and why the hell should I give a rat's ass about their family crest? 453 00:38:21,349 --> 00:38:25,115 It's not an investment, per se, because you probably won't see a dime... 454 00:38:25,286 --> 00:38:28,084 ...but it's a chance to pull out a piece of living history... 455 00:38:28,255 --> 00:38:31,088 ...from the sand with your own two hands. 456 00:38:34,362 --> 00:38:35,522 - To the Aurelia. 457 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,467 Hey, babe. 458 00:38:41,168 --> 00:38:42,396 What are you doing here? 459 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:44,162 Have a good dinner. 460 00:38:45,706 --> 00:38:47,765 - Bon appétit, everybody. 461 00:38:48,976 --> 00:38:50,000 Ugh! 462 00:38:54,715 --> 00:38:56,444 I take it you've met. 463 00:38:56,917 --> 00:39:02,048 So Tess and I first hooked up when we worked for this cat named Moe Fitch. 464 00:39:02,223 --> 00:39:05,989 He's kind of a local character, you know, big talker, lot of tall tales... 465 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,559 ...a lovable, old sea dog. 466 00:39:07,728 --> 00:39:11,391 - You should live to be so eccentric. - Ooh... 467 00:39:11,565 --> 00:39:12,964 Thank you, babe. 468 00:39:13,134 --> 00:39:15,034 I do wish you would sit down. 469 00:39:15,636 --> 00:39:19,299 Moe Fitch is the most respected and successful treasure solver in the world. 470 00:39:19,473 --> 00:39:21,532 - Nobody said he wasn't. - When Finn met Moe... 471 00:39:21,709 --> 00:39:23,904 ...he was repairing outboards and lawn mowers... 472 00:39:24,078 --> 00:39:26,546 ...during the brief intervals he wasn't getting fired. 473 00:39:26,714 --> 00:39:28,614 Two times, Tess. I got fired two times. 474 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:30,648 I'll be off in one second. 475 00:39:31,085 --> 00:39:34,020 Moe picked him out of a puddle of motor oil and suntan lotion... 476 00:39:34,188 --> 00:39:38,420 ...gave him a job, a vocation, taught him everything he knows. 477 00:39:40,594 --> 00:39:42,289 Almost. 478 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:47,234 Anyway, then they had a tremendous falling-out over this cannon we found... 479 00:39:47,401 --> 00:39:49,164 On our day off. 480 00:39:49,336 --> 00:39:52,430 - From the Aurelia, three miles east of Vero Beach. 481 00:39:52,606 --> 00:39:56,133 Which the court ruled was Moe's, because we borrowed his equipment. 482 00:39:57,912 --> 00:40:00,380 The sea is all attached, right? 483 00:40:00,714 --> 00:40:02,545 To what, darling? 484 00:40:02,716 --> 00:40:05,276 Kerry and Vivante grabbed a plane for the Yucatân... 485 00:40:05,453 --> 00:40:07,683 ...and I thought we could hook up with them... 486 00:40:07,855 --> 00:40:10,722 ...instead of just sailing around doing nothing. 487 00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:14,761 Tell us about the treasure. 488 00:40:21,202 --> 00:40:24,694 July 31 st, 1715. 489 00:40:24,872 --> 00:40:28,638 A hurricane sinks the entire Spanish treasure fleet off the coast of Florida... 490 00:40:28,809 --> 00:40:31,300 ...including her flagship, the Capitana... 491 00:40:31,479 --> 00:40:35,575 ...which, according to its manifest, carried the Queen's Dowry. 492 00:40:35,749 --> 00:40:39,116 Forty chests of jewelry and gold crowns... 493 00:40:39,286 --> 00:40:42,312 ...especially crafted in the Orient for the new queen of Spain. 494 00:40:42,490 --> 00:40:44,958 When we say jewels, we mean... 495 00:40:45,126 --> 00:40:51,031 ...Indian diamonds, Burmese rubies and Colombian emeralds the size of your fist. 496 00:40:51,198 --> 00:40:55,032 We should probably start with what Tess and I got excited about on our honeymoon. 497 00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:57,261 Well, I think we can all guess. 498 00:40:59,273 --> 00:41:01,298 After we lost the court case... 499 00:41:01,475 --> 00:41:04,205 ...we decided to go backpacking in Spain for two weeks. 500 00:41:05,146 --> 00:41:09,276 Ended up spending two years in the Archives of the Indies in Seville. 501 00:41:09,450 --> 00:41:11,645 You spent your honeymoon in a library? 502 00:41:12,086 --> 00:41:13,348 - Okay. 503 00:41:16,157 --> 00:41:18,990 I love you. Oh, baby, I love you too. 504 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,857 Where every known record, official transcript and royal decree... 505 00:41:23,030 --> 00:41:25,498 ...relating to the fleets has been kept for centuries. 506 00:41:25,666 --> 00:41:28,897 - At first it was for fun, but then we decided to look up the Aurelia... 507 00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:32,766 ...because of the cannon we'd found in Florida, and it became our pet project. 508 00:41:32,940 --> 00:41:37,377 Especially when we learned the captain was an 18-year-old kid named Sebastian Vangor. 509 00:41:37,545 --> 00:41:40,309 Who we also discovered was the illegitimate son... 510 00:41:40,481 --> 00:41:43,917 - of Captain General Don Juan Ubilla of the Capitana... 511 00:41:44,084 --> 00:41:47,247 ...and his Mexican mistress, Francesca Vangor. 512 00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:51,289 We thought it was an interesting sidebar and really didn't think much more of it... 513 00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:57,488 ...until Tess found this very obscure Spanish book published in 1905... 514 00:41:57,665 --> 00:42:01,157 - titled, The vangors: An 18th Century Family. 515 00:42:01,335 --> 00:42:04,099 - It was a collection of letters. - So why is this important? 516 00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:08,708 Because the Vangors controlled the mule train that transported the Dowry... 517 00:42:08,876 --> 00:42:11,538 ...over the mountains from the Pacific to the Caribbean... 518 00:42:11,712 --> 00:42:14,681 ...and then loaded it onto Spanish galleons here in Veracruz. 519 00:42:14,848 --> 00:42:18,249 So I'm reading this, and all of a sudden I start hyperventilating... 520 00:42:18,419 --> 00:42:22,856 ...because there it is right in front of me in Ubilla's last letter to Francesca. 521 00:42:23,023 --> 00:42:24,650 He wrote: 522 00:42:24,992 --> 00:42:28,450 - "My faith in the Aurelia is that she is swift and light... 523 00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:31,530 ...and can outrun the storms we will most certainly encounter. 524 00:42:31,699 --> 00:42:35,396 But it is my faith in Sebastian that knows no bounds. 525 00:42:35,569 --> 00:42:39,335 Our son is good and strong and wiser than this old fool... 526 00:42:39,506 --> 00:42:42,441 ...who leaves your bed more and more reluctantly. 527 00:42:42,610 --> 00:42:48,344 The glory of the Spanish Crown rests in his capable hands. " 528 00:42:50,517 --> 00:42:52,041 So... 529 00:42:53,087 --> 00:42:54,384 ...Ubilla pulled a switch. 530 00:42:54,555 --> 00:42:56,045 Mm. - With the Vangors' help. 531 00:42:56,790 --> 00:43:02,194 - And moved the Queen's Dowry from the Capitana to the supply ship. 532 00:43:02,363 --> 00:43:03,387 Because? 533 00:43:03,564 --> 00:43:05,725 - The Capitana was already way overloaded... 534 00:43:05,899 --> 00:43:08,367 ...so it was very heavy and very slow. 535 00:43:08,535 --> 00:43:10,799 It wasn't just hurricanes they had to worry about. 536 00:43:10,971 --> 00:43:13,269 British warships, French privateers, you name it. 537 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,841 About the time Finn and I were ready to leave, we found this article... 538 00:43:17,011 --> 00:43:20,640 ...about a Spanish sailor who was rescued off a deserted island... 539 00:43:20,814 --> 00:43:22,907 ...after being shipwrecked for three years. 540 00:43:23,083 --> 00:43:24,277 Off Topsail Cay? 541 00:43:24,451 --> 00:43:27,682 - Right. 1718. - Three years after the hurricane. 542 00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:31,621 A Dutch frigate had come to grief on the shoals off of Topsail Cay... 543 00:43:31,792 --> 00:43:34,260 ...and while waiting for the tide to rise... 544 00:43:34,428 --> 00:43:37,488 ...they saw what they thought was an old man paddling out on a log. 545 00:43:37,665 --> 00:43:41,260 Only he wasn't an old man. He was 21 years old. 546 00:43:41,435 --> 00:43:44,461 Looked like Tom Hanks in that movie. What was that movie? 547 00:43:44,638 --> 00:43:45,662 Um... 548 00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:48,765 - Cast Away. - Ha-ha. 549 00:43:48,942 --> 00:43:50,034 - Yes. - Ha-ha. 550 00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:53,976 He told the Dutch captain his name was Raphael Serrano... 551 00:43:54,148 --> 00:43:56,639 - ...of the tobacco ship Francesca. 552 00:43:56,850 --> 00:43:59,250 Ha. As in mother of Sebastian. 553 00:43:59,420 --> 00:44:00,512 - Yes. - Exactly. 554 00:44:01,121 --> 00:44:02,486 Now, he said... 555 00:44:02,656 --> 00:44:06,148 ...he had struck the same reef and sunk in just 30 feet of water. 556 00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:08,059 Wow. 557 00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:10,196 You guys must really like treasure. 558 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:14,356 Yes. I mean, it's very impressive... 559 00:44:14,535 --> 00:44:17,402 ...but it's still thin. 560 00:44:17,571 --> 00:44:20,802 - Oh, my God. - Only Francesca... 561 00:44:21,642 --> 00:44:23,633 ...she didn't sink off Topsail Cay. 562 00:44:24,845 --> 00:44:28,178 She sank off the coast of Veracruz in 1708... 563 00:44:28,349 --> 00:44:31,944 ...with all hands, including her captain, Raphael Serrano. 564 00:44:32,486 --> 00:44:34,386 - Wait, I don't get it. - Neither did we. 565 00:44:34,555 --> 00:44:38,992 Until we discovered the Francesca had been owned by the Vangor family. 566 00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:42,023 Yeah. 567 00:44:42,196 --> 00:44:46,462 So, what do we know about Sebastian Vangor? 568 00:44:48,902 --> 00:44:52,963 Well, we know for a fact that he survived a hurricane, a shipwreck... 569 00:44:53,140 --> 00:44:57,133 ...starvation, pirates, most likely, and then he lied about it. 570 00:44:58,345 --> 00:45:02,247 Now, why lie about being part of the greatest treasure fleet in history? 571 00:45:03,650 --> 00:45:06,084 Unless you're sitting on top of a huge secret. 572 00:45:06,253 --> 00:45:10,815 A secret that nobody, not even the king of Spain, knew existed. 573 00:45:12,092 --> 00:45:14,560 Well, I can think of only one reason: 574 00:45:15,763 --> 00:45:17,025 Honor. 575 00:45:18,532 --> 00:45:20,523 Because his father had entrusted him... 576 00:45:20,701 --> 00:45:22,896 ...with precious gifts mankind had never seen... 577 00:45:23,070 --> 00:45:27,507 ...he had to survive to fulfill the privilege... 578 00:45:27,674 --> 00:45:30,370 ...Ubilla had bestowed on him that fateful day in Veracruz. 579 00:45:30,544 --> 00:45:31,602 That's why he lied. 580 00:45:35,449 --> 00:45:37,679 That's why he lived. 581 00:45:38,585 --> 00:45:40,576 And that's why we can't give up. 582 00:45:44,725 --> 00:45:48,889 Sebastian Vangor is the unsung hero of an entire nation... 583 00:45:49,062 --> 00:45:51,053 ...and we intend to prove it. 584 00:45:51,698 --> 00:45:54,929 - So, what happened to him? - Sebastian? 585 00:45:55,436 --> 00:45:57,631 He was taken off the Dutch ship in Martinique... 586 00:45:57,805 --> 00:46:00,569 ...and died a week later of consumption. - Oh... 587 00:46:00,741 --> 00:46:02,265 He drank too much? 588 00:46:03,377 --> 00:46:07,814 No. Um... Consumption, darling. As in tuberculosis. 589 00:46:07,981 --> 00:46:12,247 Not to be confused with consuming, as in guzzling. 590 00:46:12,419 --> 00:46:15,388 Oh, man. I'm so dumb. 591 00:46:15,589 --> 00:46:17,614 Huh. You wanna hear dumb? 592 00:46:17,791 --> 00:46:22,751 I used to think that it meant he died having sex, as in consummating. 593 00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:25,225 - You did? - Yeah. 594 00:46:25,399 --> 00:46:26,559 You did? 595 00:46:26,767 --> 00:46:28,291 Yeah. 596 00:46:28,802 --> 00:46:31,066 - Really? - Mm-hm. 597 00:46:34,408 --> 00:46:38,071 Anyway, that's our idea. 598 00:46:38,245 --> 00:46:41,737 It's Tess' mostly, she was always the brains of the operation. 599 00:46:43,617 --> 00:46:47,519 Well, Gemma? What do you think? 600 00:46:47,688 --> 00:46:49,315 You're asking me? 601 00:46:49,490 --> 00:46:50,514 I am. 602 00:46:50,691 --> 00:46:53,524 A treasure hunt in the Bahamas? 603 00:46:53,694 --> 00:46:57,994 Or a month with Kerry and Vivante in the Yucatân? 604 00:47:04,438 --> 00:47:06,167 Will you teach me how to dive? 605 00:47:08,108 --> 00:47:09,632 Yes, I will. 606 00:47:10,978 --> 00:47:12,502 - Tess. - Hey, Alfonz. 607 00:47:13,313 --> 00:47:15,747 - Long time. - This is Mr. Nigel Honeycutt. Alfonz. 608 00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,315 Welcome aboard. 609 00:47:17,484 --> 00:47:19,384 This is Gemma Honeycutt. Alfonz. 610 00:47:19,553 --> 00:47:21,453 Pleased to meet you. 611 00:47:38,505 --> 00:47:39,699 Like that. 612 00:47:40,307 --> 00:47:42,070 - There you go. - Thank you. 613 00:47:42,543 --> 00:47:45,273 And... Whoa. 614 00:47:59,526 --> 00:48:01,357 Okay. Okay. 615 00:48:10,003 --> 00:48:12,062 Now, the island is basically triangular. 616 00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,833 You got cliffs and breakers, harbor and town, and beach. 617 00:48:15,008 --> 00:48:18,102 Now, I found the plate near the reef just on the other side. 618 00:48:18,278 --> 00:48:20,803 But you haven't got the exact coordinates? 619 00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:23,506 The exact position of the find is irrelevant. 620 00:48:23,684 --> 00:48:26,915 - Why? - We, uh, kind of left a marker. 621 00:48:27,087 --> 00:48:30,056 We set the boat on fire, and then we sank it. 622 00:48:30,223 --> 00:48:33,090 - But we would never do that to your boat. - Nope, just my boat. 623 00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:34,557 - Our boat. - My boat. 624 00:48:34,728 --> 00:48:36,059 - Our boat. - My boat. 625 00:48:36,229 --> 00:48:41,223 Hey, did you know that this entire island is owned by Big Bunny Deenz? 626 00:48:41,702 --> 00:48:44,262 - Who? - He owns the whole island? 627 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,931 Big Bunny Deenz. 628 00:48:49,109 --> 00:48:50,906 Oh, yes, I remember. 629 00:48:51,078 --> 00:48:55,208 Didn't he murder someone named Fuzzy Dice... 630 00:48:55,382 --> 00:48:57,009 ...or Pogo Stick or something? 631 00:48:57,184 --> 00:48:59,584 His name was Exta-C. 632 00:48:59,753 --> 00:49:01,311 You're really close. 633 00:49:01,488 --> 00:49:02,955 And he was totally acquitted. 634 00:49:03,123 --> 00:49:07,787 Well, it was difficult to secure a conviction because he murdered all the witnesses. 635 00:49:07,961 --> 00:49:10,395 You are really incredible, Finn. 636 00:49:10,564 --> 00:49:14,364 Okay, so he owns the island. So what? He doesn't own the water. 637 00:49:14,534 --> 00:49:17,970 And how's he gonna feel when we're hauling treasure up out of the water... 638 00:49:18,138 --> 00:49:20,106 ...in front of his beach house? 639 00:49:20,874 --> 00:49:24,469 - Supportive? - I told you not to get involved with him. 640 00:49:24,645 --> 00:49:28,342 What if we need food or fuel or flashlight batteries? 641 00:49:28,515 --> 00:49:30,312 Will you relax, Tess? 642 00:49:32,019 --> 00:49:33,577 - It's Aurelia. 643 00:49:35,889 --> 00:49:39,518 She's right around the corner, and she's all ours. 644 00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:51,500 Hey, guys. Come look at this boat. 645 00:49:51,672 --> 00:49:57,133 It's got these really big, um, tubes going in the water off the back. 646 00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:08,187 Is that where you found the plate? 647 00:50:17,597 --> 00:50:19,394 Man, oh, man. 648 00:50:19,566 --> 00:50:25,129 Anybody but me wanna spend a weekend in Paris with that boat? 649 00:50:25,305 --> 00:50:28,433 - I think she's already taken. - What? 650 00:50:34,848 --> 00:50:36,816 Oh, you son of a... 651 00:50:36,983 --> 00:50:38,007 Bitch. 652 00:50:38,185 --> 00:50:39,709 - What's the matter? - It's Moe. 653 00:50:39,886 --> 00:50:41,353 - What? - What is it? 654 00:50:45,092 --> 00:50:47,754 What's happened? - I'm pretty sure hell just froze over. 655 00:50:48,495 --> 00:50:51,191 Well, don't that just beat all. 656 00:50:52,733 --> 00:50:55,497 - The Aurelia's mine, goddamn it. 657 00:50:55,669 --> 00:50:57,603 Not if I find her first. 658 00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:02,331 Looks like he's only been here a day or two. 659 00:51:02,509 --> 00:51:05,205 - How can you tell? - It's a full day's work to lay the grid. 660 00:51:05,378 --> 00:51:07,312 But... So, what are they looking for? 661 00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:10,006 Do you really not know the answer to that? 662 00:51:15,422 --> 00:51:16,684 Darling. 663 00:51:18,391 --> 00:51:19,585 Huh. 664 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,489 Oh... 665 00:51:21,728 --> 00:51:24,663 - I will go comfort her. - No, you stay there. 666 00:51:24,831 --> 00:51:26,458 I'm sorry, but she's gotta learn... 667 00:51:26,633 --> 00:51:29,625 ...there's better ways to get attention than acting like a bimbo. 668 00:51:29,803 --> 00:51:31,464 Like what? 669 00:51:58,632 --> 00:52:00,463 Ahoy there. Good morning. 670 00:52:00,634 --> 00:52:04,161 Morning to you. That's quite a bucket you got there. 671 00:52:04,337 --> 00:52:05,361 Hello, Moe. 672 00:52:07,407 --> 00:52:09,534 - Hey, darling. - Small world, huh? 673 00:52:09,709 --> 00:52:11,768 Where's that good-for-nothing husband? 674 00:52:11,945 --> 00:52:14,311 - Ex-husband. - Congratulations. 675 00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:35,626 Find anything yet, Mr. Fitch? 676 00:52:35,802 --> 00:52:39,135 Well, sir, we're just gonna set off some charges and take a look. 677 00:52:39,306 --> 00:52:43,766 You might wanna ease back a ways just in case we accidentally scratch your finish. 678 00:52:43,944 --> 00:52:45,241 I'll tell the captain. 679 00:52:45,412 --> 00:52:47,642 Let's blow some holes. 680 00:52:49,449 --> 00:52:51,940 Come on. I'm getting old, let's find some gold. 681 00:53:02,562 --> 00:53:03,654 Oh, my God. 682 00:53:04,164 --> 00:53:06,394 - What? - Delay, delay. 683 00:53:06,566 --> 00:53:08,397 Uh, excuse me, Moe? 684 00:53:09,069 --> 00:53:14,097 Well, well, well. If it isn't the Ukrainian sidekick. 685 00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:17,038 I don't think of myself that way. 686 00:53:17,210 --> 00:53:21,510 I am the lead character in my own story. Ha. 687 00:53:21,848 --> 00:53:26,444 But why does everyone I know think I'm hot except the ones on this boat? 688 00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:27,917 We think you're hot. 689 00:53:28,088 --> 00:53:29,715 - Are you kidding me? - I know I do. 690 00:53:29,890 --> 00:53:32,085 Gemma. I need your help. No time to explain. 691 00:53:32,259 --> 00:53:36,093 What do you want? Some expert advice on how to be stupid? 692 00:53:37,797 --> 00:53:38,821 Oh... 693 00:53:38,999 --> 00:53:41,900 Look. See how dumb they are? 694 00:53:43,937 --> 00:53:45,029 Yeah. 695 00:53:45,205 --> 00:53:48,732 They can't help it. You can. The end. 696 00:53:48,909 --> 00:53:50,001 Let's go. 697 00:53:57,484 --> 00:53:58,974 - Okay. - Okay, you're on. 698 00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:00,676 - Okay. - All right, go, go, go. 699 00:54:04,791 --> 00:54:05,917 Hi. 700 00:54:06,293 --> 00:54:08,761 Hi. I'm Gemma. 701 00:54:08,929 --> 00:54:10,658 Hi. 702 00:54:10,830 --> 00:54:12,195 Hey. Hey, hey. 703 00:54:15,302 --> 00:54:17,133 - It's Gemma Honeycutt. - Are you serious? 704 00:54:17,304 --> 00:54:18,362 It's Gemma Honeycutt. 705 00:54:18,538 --> 00:54:22,634 - Hi. What are your names? Oh. - I'm Happy. 706 00:54:22,809 --> 00:54:25,073 - I'm Jim. - Hi. 707 00:54:25,245 --> 00:54:27,338 - Hi. - Petruchio, eh. 708 00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:30,415 So did you all grow up on this boat? 709 00:54:30,817 --> 00:54:33,809 - Oh! Oh, my God, there's Finn. - Gemma. 710 00:54:37,123 --> 00:54:40,456 Goddamn bastard. I'll get that little shit out of there myself. 711 00:54:44,931 --> 00:54:46,398 What, are you crazy, Moe? 712 00:54:49,569 --> 00:54:53,061 Who the hell set off that charge? There's a man down there. 713 00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:54,900 - What the hell? - Right over here. 714 00:54:55,075 --> 00:54:57,134 He ripped up the grid. Nobody rips the grid. 715 00:54:57,310 --> 00:54:59,938 Anybody gonna kill that boy, it's gonna be me. 716 00:55:00,113 --> 00:55:01,512 Okay. 717 00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,061 Finn? 718 00:55:27,107 --> 00:55:29,166 - Hey, honey. - Ha-ha-ha! 719 00:55:29,342 --> 00:55:32,106 - You go, girl. - I'll be right over. 720 00:55:32,278 --> 00:55:33,472 Hey. 721 00:55:33,646 --> 00:55:36,513 Bravo. Bravo. 722 00:55:36,683 --> 00:55:39,481 Oh, shit. 723 00:55:42,489 --> 00:55:44,582 Oh, hello, Moe. 724 00:55:45,125 --> 00:55:47,855 Hello, Finn. Anything broke? 725 00:55:48,728 --> 00:55:51,561 - I don't think so. - Good. 726 00:55:53,366 --> 00:55:56,267 - Finn! - Finn! Oh! 727 00:55:58,238 --> 00:55:59,899 Is that all you got, old man? 728 00:56:02,409 --> 00:56:05,708 It's difficult to maintain enthusiasm for your leadership... 729 00:56:05,879 --> 00:56:09,838 ...when you keep getting beat up by that old man. 730 00:56:10,016 --> 00:56:12,814 He's 56 years old. 731 00:56:13,019 --> 00:56:14,247 I can't hit him. 732 00:56:14,421 --> 00:56:16,685 That's quite obvious. 733 00:56:21,694 --> 00:56:26,256 Was that a yellow and white Cessna 206 seaplane? 734 00:56:26,433 --> 00:56:30,767 I would describe it more as banana and cream. 735 00:56:30,937 --> 00:56:34,930 I still can't get over the way he just came up out of the water like that. 736 00:56:35,108 --> 00:56:36,803 I know, and holding the sword. 737 00:56:36,976 --> 00:56:39,308 And then he just makes this totally perfect toss... 738 00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:42,141 ...and the sword ends up sticking straight up in the deck. 739 00:56:42,315 --> 00:56:43,942 Amazing. 740 00:56:44,117 --> 00:56:48,781 But it's more than just the sheer power of his raw sexuality. 741 00:56:48,955 --> 00:56:52,948 It's a totality of his emotional commitment to the task at hand. 742 00:56:53,126 --> 00:56:55,060 Yeah, it's the focus. It's the focus. 743 00:56:55,228 --> 00:56:57,093 He sees it. He wants it. 744 00:56:57,564 --> 00:57:00,931 - He goes after it. He gets it. - He sure got me. 745 00:57:01,101 --> 00:57:02,625 Do you mind? 746 00:57:03,703 --> 00:57:05,830 - I'm sorry. - We're sorry. 747 00:57:11,311 --> 00:57:12,608 Well... 748 00:57:12,779 --> 00:57:16,909 Here's to a wonderfully exciting first day... 749 00:57:17,083 --> 00:57:21,042 ...and to the safe landing of our glorious leader. 750 00:57:21,888 --> 00:57:25,915 Hear, says I. Hear, hear, Nigel. You the man. 751 00:57:27,594 --> 00:57:29,152 No, he meant you, stupid. 752 00:57:29,829 --> 00:57:30,853 What? 753 00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:33,498 - No, Finn, honey, Finn. - Oh. 754 00:57:33,666 --> 00:57:36,567 There's port in the salon if anyone's interested... 755 00:57:36,736 --> 00:57:38,636 ...and a wonderful selection of cigars... 756 00:57:38,805 --> 00:57:42,263 ...if anyone feels like ruining the evening for the rest of us... 757 00:57:42,442 --> 00:57:43,739 ...and cupcakes. 758 00:57:43,910 --> 00:57:45,468 Are there any prostitutes? 759 00:57:48,381 --> 00:57:50,576 Sorry. No. 760 00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:52,445 Well, maybe we can call some. 761 00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:55,487 Oh. My God, are you serious? 762 00:57:56,489 --> 00:57:59,287 Pay him no attention, Gemma, he's a provocateur. 763 00:57:59,459 --> 00:58:03,190 Okay, but we're not in France right now, we're in America. 764 00:58:07,333 --> 00:58:09,893 - Think I'm gonna head to bed. - That's it for me tonight. 765 00:58:12,105 --> 00:58:15,302 A coincidence that we got up together, and we're both going to bed... 766 00:58:15,475 --> 00:58:18,137 ...because we're not going to bed together. 767 00:58:18,311 --> 00:58:19,335 - Obviously. - No. 768 00:58:19,512 --> 00:58:21,707 Well, it's really none of our business. 769 00:58:21,881 --> 00:58:23,781 Or even interesting. 770 00:58:23,950 --> 00:58:25,781 - What she's trying to say... - Good night. 771 00:58:25,952 --> 00:58:27,385 Good night. 772 00:58:29,122 --> 00:58:30,248 Good night. 773 00:58:30,623 --> 00:58:33,319 Nigel, great day. Gemma, sweet dreams. 774 00:58:39,966 --> 00:58:43,163 - Good night, sir. - Good night, Tess. 775 00:58:47,874 --> 00:58:49,535 I hope... 776 00:58:50,743 --> 00:58:52,472 I hope, Gemma... 777 00:58:53,813 --> 00:58:57,772 ...it hasn't been too dull for you here. 778 00:58:57,951 --> 00:59:01,478 Of course not, Daddy. It's been really fun. 779 00:59:01,654 --> 00:59:03,315 Yes. 780 00:59:06,292 --> 00:59:07,782 Do you still play gin rummy? 781 00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:10,486 Oh, my God, all the time. Whenever I fly. 782 00:59:11,564 --> 00:59:13,532 Oh. Penny a point? 783 00:59:34,687 --> 00:59:36,450 Hey, it's Tess. 784 00:59:36,623 --> 00:59:42,892 Don't get the wrong idea, I just, uh, wanna talk. Um... 785 00:59:43,463 --> 00:59:49,402 I just thought, since I've been kind of critical recently... 786 00:59:50,470 --> 00:59:54,930 ...maybe I should tell you how magnificent you were today... 787 00:59:55,108 --> 00:59:58,202 ...you know, taking out their grid and... 788 00:59:59,545 --> 01:00:01,513 You couldn't hit Moe back. 789 01:00:01,914 --> 01:00:04,712 Uh, it just reminded me of how... 790 01:00:08,754 --> 01:00:10,517 Are you in here? 791 01:00:18,163 --> 01:00:19,289 Oh. 792 01:00:27,339 --> 01:00:28,806 Gin. 793 01:00:28,974 --> 01:00:30,669 What? 794 01:00:34,580 --> 01:00:36,548 Hundred and five. 795 01:00:36,715 --> 01:00:38,808 Twenty-eight thousand. 796 01:00:39,885 --> 01:00:43,719 - Dollars? - Well, it's all going to charity, Daddy. 797 01:00:45,757 --> 01:00:48,089 Well, darling, I'm very pleased you've inherited... 798 01:00:48,260 --> 01:00:51,161 - not only your mother's beauty and Naive charm... 799 01:00:53,065 --> 01:00:57,092 ...but also her singular talent for getting huge sums of money out of me... 800 01:00:57,269 --> 01:00:59,533 ...with a modicum of effort. 801 01:01:04,443 --> 01:01:05,535 What's wrong? 802 01:01:08,046 --> 01:01:09,445 I don't want it. 803 01:01:09,615 --> 01:01:12,709 I'm sorry. It was a joke. 804 01:01:16,355 --> 01:01:18,448 I mean, be honest... 805 01:01:18,624 --> 01:01:23,118 ...she didn't exactly marry me for love, did she? 806 01:01:30,636 --> 01:01:32,763 My mother... 807 01:01:32,938 --> 01:01:38,103 ...was a 24-year-old blackjack dealer from Nebraska. 808 01:01:38,944 --> 01:01:43,176 You had to tip her $500 just to have a drink with you. 809 01:01:43,348 --> 01:01:46,875 You got married two weeks later at the age of 175. 810 01:01:47,052 --> 01:01:48,747 - 51 to be precise. - Now you're mad... 811 01:01:48,921 --> 01:01:52,152 ...because she had the brains to get some money before you dumped her? 812 01:01:52,324 --> 01:01:53,757 No, I'm mad about the amount. 813 01:01:53,926 --> 01:01:57,418 Oh, well, okay, you can have mine. Because I'm cutting myself off. 814 01:01:57,596 --> 01:02:00,827 I don't want anything from you anymore. 815 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:05,036 Except for food. And clothes. 816 01:02:05,837 --> 01:02:09,068 And rent and, like, travel. 817 01:02:09,241 --> 01:02:11,402 And I'm totally serious. 818 01:02:12,110 --> 01:02:18,174 Yes, that's what is so frightening about it. 819 01:02:20,919 --> 01:02:22,580 Gemma? 820 01:02:26,758 --> 01:02:28,487 For what it's worth... 821 01:02:28,961 --> 01:02:32,419 ...I loved your mother, and I love you. 822 01:03:17,476 --> 01:03:20,274 You believe in ghosts, Curtis? 823 01:03:21,246 --> 01:03:25,410 You know what, you are some kind of stupid. 824 01:03:25,584 --> 01:03:28,075 Now you sound like my wife. 825 01:03:28,253 --> 01:03:29,550 Bunny around? 826 01:03:29,721 --> 01:03:34,249 You know, I can't hear you, you talking to my deaf ear. 827 01:03:34,426 --> 01:03:36,189 Oh, sorry. 828 01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:43,158 Curtis? 829 01:03:58,050 --> 01:04:00,848 Take me to see Big Bunny. 830 01:04:01,019 --> 01:04:04,546 Big Bunny ain't never wanna find out you didn't drown the first time. 831 01:04:05,891 --> 01:04:07,222 Okay. 832 01:04:09,094 --> 01:04:10,584 Shit. 833 01:04:12,998 --> 01:04:15,398 When's the last time you had this thing sharpened? 834 01:04:16,601 --> 01:04:18,000 1715. 835 01:04:22,407 --> 01:04:24,204 Okay, okay, okay, one second. 836 01:04:24,609 --> 01:04:29,308 Now look, 20 people saw me today, everybody on Moe's boat. 837 01:04:29,481 --> 01:04:32,109 Now if you guys take me to Big Bunny... 838 01:04:32,284 --> 01:04:36,380 ...it's gonna look a lot better than if he finds out I'm alive from someone else. 839 01:04:37,522 --> 01:04:41,253 - It ain't his decision no more. - Now, who in the hell are you? 840 01:04:50,435 --> 01:04:52,096 Ow. 841 01:04:52,537 --> 01:04:55,131 Ain't no fool like a gold fool. 842 01:04:55,307 --> 01:04:57,502 Ain't that right, Mr. Finnegan? 843 01:04:59,010 --> 01:05:00,705 Who's the new guy? 844 01:05:01,580 --> 01:05:05,710 This here is Cyrus. He's my new, uh, chief of staff. 845 01:05:06,785 --> 01:05:09,720 He's helping me to refocus, reform, and renew. 846 01:05:10,422 --> 01:05:13,858 What do you need him for, huh? We handling it. 847 01:05:18,096 --> 01:05:19,120 Whoa! Whoa, whoa! 848 01:05:19,297 --> 01:05:22,061 God, jeez. What's the...? 849 01:05:22,734 --> 01:05:24,133 Why'd you do that? 850 01:05:24,302 --> 01:05:26,065 Just a little restructure. 851 01:05:26,638 --> 01:05:30,802 See, you let this boy get past you not just once, but twice. 852 01:05:30,976 --> 01:05:32,238 So I hope you focused now. 853 01:05:32,410 --> 01:05:35,174 Oh, extremely focused. Very motivated. 854 01:05:35,347 --> 01:05:39,181 My morale probably 20 percent higher than when I came in here. 855 01:05:39,351 --> 01:05:41,546 - Can I get a word in? - What? What do you want? 856 01:05:42,621 --> 01:05:44,919 I wanna buy some time. 857 01:05:45,991 --> 01:05:47,982 You still breathing, ain't you? 858 01:05:49,461 --> 01:05:50,894 Yeah, thank you. 859 01:05:51,463 --> 01:05:52,521 Now, hear me out. 860 01:05:53,598 --> 01:05:57,193 All right, the way I see it, you bet on Moe, you got a fifty-fifty chance... 861 01:05:57,369 --> 01:06:01,863 ...but you bet on the both of us, and we cover twice the ground in half the time... 862 01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:07,478 ...and I'm willing to give you 10 percent of everything I find. 863 01:06:08,246 --> 01:06:11,181 Plus what I already owe you, of course. 864 01:06:12,017 --> 01:06:13,917 How much you say? 865 01:06:14,085 --> 01:06:16,679 Ten percent, across-the-board. 866 01:06:16,855 --> 01:06:18,220 Ten percent, huh? 867 01:06:18,557 --> 01:06:20,218 Wow. 868 01:06:21,026 --> 01:06:23,586 - Say it again. - Come on, what...? 869 01:06:23,762 --> 01:06:25,161 You know, 12 percent's cool. 870 01:06:25,330 --> 01:06:27,924 You know, I couldn't even hear you. What you say? 871 01:06:28,099 --> 01:06:31,125 - Fifteen percent, but I gotta find... - I'm sorry, how much? 872 01:06:31,303 --> 01:06:34,272 - Eighteen, but I owe other people. - That don't sound right. 873 01:06:34,439 --> 01:06:36,839 - Twenty percent, but that's it, final. - Oh. 874 01:06:37,008 --> 01:06:38,839 Damn it. What? How much do you want? 875 01:06:39,711 --> 01:06:41,542 I'll tell you what. 876 01:06:45,584 --> 01:06:48,144 You find the treasure and I won't kill you. 877 01:07:05,870 --> 01:07:07,394 - How much do you owe him? - Whoa. 878 01:07:08,473 --> 01:07:10,464 Jesus, Tess. 879 01:07:11,576 --> 01:07:12,702 How much do you owe him? 880 01:07:16,214 --> 01:07:19,183 Owe who? Owe who what? 881 01:07:19,584 --> 01:07:20,744 Big Bunny. 882 01:07:21,753 --> 01:07:23,220 I don't owe him any money. 883 01:07:23,388 --> 01:07:26,880 Finn, how much do you owe him? 884 01:07:27,459 --> 01:07:29,984 Just tell me so I'll know. 885 01:07:30,161 --> 01:07:33,562 Oh, God, Tess. I mean, that's so hard to be specific about. 886 01:07:33,732 --> 01:07:36,200 - It's a really complex payment schedule... - How much? 887 01:07:36,368 --> 01:07:41,032 Sixty-two thousand, five hundred and eighty-one dollars and forty-three cents. 888 01:07:43,108 --> 01:07:44,370 But we're good now. 889 01:07:45,243 --> 01:07:47,575 Is there a reason you didn't tell me this before? 890 01:07:48,780 --> 01:07:50,270 Yeah. 891 01:07:53,018 --> 01:07:54,781 You wouldn't have come. 892 01:07:56,521 --> 01:07:58,148 Yeah, I would. 893 01:07:59,658 --> 01:08:03,321 Just wouldn't have come with you. 894 01:08:13,271 --> 01:08:14,295 Are we finished? 895 01:08:18,376 --> 01:08:20,207 We sure are. 896 01:08:33,024 --> 01:08:34,218 - You good? - Yeah. 897 01:08:34,392 --> 01:08:36,019 Okay. 898 01:08:36,995 --> 01:08:38,895 What happened to your face? 899 01:08:39,998 --> 01:08:42,432 Somebody hit me with a cricket bat. 900 01:08:42,634 --> 01:08:43,999 Ah. 901 01:08:46,171 --> 01:08:48,799 - This is a new type of regulator... - Shove it up your ass. 902 01:08:48,973 --> 01:08:51,237 - All right, we're good to go. - Ready, darling? 903 01:08:51,409 --> 01:08:53,274 Drop dead. 904 01:08:54,212 --> 01:08:56,703 This is just like the old days, huh? 905 01:09:28,079 --> 01:09:29,842 Hello, darling. 906 01:09:31,216 --> 01:09:32,740 Drink? 907 01:09:34,786 --> 01:09:36,117 I have one. 908 01:10:46,024 --> 01:10:47,855 You know what else is really bugging me? 909 01:10:48,626 --> 01:10:49,991 No. 910 01:10:50,161 --> 01:10:54,393 Please, tell us. Because I may personally drop dead from disappointment... 911 01:10:54,566 --> 01:10:58,764 ...if I don't find out the 700-millionth thing about life on planet Earth... 912 01:10:58,937 --> 01:11:00,598 ...that is bugging you. 913 01:11:01,172 --> 01:11:02,537 Well, this is fun. 914 01:11:02,707 --> 01:11:04,140 No, listen. 915 01:11:04,776 --> 01:11:08,337 If I am the Dutch frigate stuck on a reef in a dead calm... 916 01:11:08,513 --> 01:11:11,573 ...in the same cove the Aurelia sank three years earlier... 917 01:11:11,749 --> 01:11:15,947 ...in less than 30 feet of the clearest water in the world... 918 01:11:16,855 --> 01:11:20,723 Then how come I can't see her? 919 01:11:24,896 --> 01:11:26,921 Because she isn't there. 920 01:11:29,367 --> 01:11:30,493 Yeah, I don't know. 921 01:11:30,668 --> 01:11:34,627 No, no, no. Sebastian specifically said that's where she sank. 922 01:11:34,806 --> 01:11:36,637 - And he said it. - Yeah. 923 01:11:36,808 --> 01:11:41,074 My dear children, your entire theory is predicated on the proposition... 924 01:11:41,246 --> 01:11:46,013 ...that Sebastian lied about everything he could to prevent the ship being found. 925 01:11:46,184 --> 01:11:50,314 So why on Earth would he tell the truth about where she sank? 926 01:11:51,322 --> 01:11:54,519 - I mean, it seems to me that the Aurelia can't be in the cove... 927 01:11:54,692 --> 01:11:58,128 ...for the simple reason that that's where Sebastian said she was. 928 01:12:13,611 --> 01:12:14,737 Sorry to disturb. 929 01:12:14,913 --> 01:12:17,609 We've had to move to the lee side on account of the storm. 930 01:12:17,782 --> 01:12:19,807 She won't fit in the marina? 931 01:12:19,984 --> 01:12:23,613 Afraid not. A taxi will take you to the beach on the north end. 932 01:12:23,788 --> 01:12:26,780 - Call, we'll pick you up on the launch. - Better safe than sorry. 933 01:12:26,958 --> 01:12:28,391 Sir. 934 01:12:29,093 --> 01:12:31,994 I've grown rather fond of not sinking. 935 01:12:32,196 --> 01:12:34,221 Ugh. Don't even say that. 936 01:12:34,399 --> 01:12:37,334 Oh, it would be a shame to lose the art collection. 937 01:12:37,669 --> 01:12:38,693 Or Gemma's shoes. 938 01:12:39,604 --> 01:12:43,233 Especially because we're so close to shore, you know? 939 01:12:47,078 --> 01:12:48,170 Oh, my God. 940 01:12:50,081 --> 01:12:51,548 What? 941 01:12:51,950 --> 01:12:53,178 Oh, my God, of course. 942 01:12:53,351 --> 01:12:55,012 Of course what? 943 01:12:57,221 --> 01:12:59,746 You are a genius. 944 01:13:01,593 --> 01:13:02,753 Stefan. 945 01:13:03,194 --> 01:13:05,287 - Stefan. - Yes. 946 01:13:05,630 --> 01:13:08,224 Why did you pick the north beach? 947 01:13:08,733 --> 01:13:11,861 I didn't. It's the only beach on the island not blocked by the reef. 948 01:13:12,637 --> 01:13:15,765 Yes. Yes. He ran her aground. 949 01:13:15,940 --> 01:13:17,601 What are you so happy about? 950 01:13:17,775 --> 01:13:20,300 - He ran her aground. - What? 951 01:13:20,478 --> 01:13:26,178 To save the Dowry. Sebastian ran the whole goddamn thing aground. 952 01:13:27,485 --> 01:13:30,943 Bet you $ 1000 I find something between here and that beach. 953 01:13:31,122 --> 01:13:32,851 You don't have $ 1000. 954 01:13:33,591 --> 01:13:34,683 Fine, make it 10. 955 01:13:35,259 --> 01:13:36,726 You don't have $ 10. 956 01:13:37,495 --> 01:13:39,554 Fine, make it a million. 957 01:13:45,803 --> 01:13:47,361 What are you doing? 958 01:13:47,538 --> 01:13:50,371 You think I'm letting you go out there alone, you're crazy. 959 01:13:50,708 --> 01:13:52,198 What, you don't trust me? 960 01:13:52,377 --> 01:13:54,937 Why on Earth would I trust you? 961 01:13:56,447 --> 01:13:57,971 Huh. 962 01:15:15,293 --> 01:15:17,158 - I found a cannon. - I found a cannon. 963 01:15:17,328 --> 01:15:18,989 - You did what? - You mean there's two? 964 01:15:19,163 --> 01:15:20,653 - There's two cannons. - Aah! 965 01:15:20,832 --> 01:15:23,699 - And I owe you a million dollars. Aah! - Yes, you do. Oh! 966 01:15:23,868 --> 01:15:25,301 Whoo! 967 01:15:25,737 --> 01:15:27,568 We got the Aurelia, baby! 968 01:15:27,739 --> 01:15:32,233 Listen to me, if anybody finds out about this outside of our crew, we are screwed. 969 01:15:32,410 --> 01:15:35,004 Wow. Can't you just enjoy this for a second? 970 01:15:36,247 --> 01:15:38,272 Oh, I'm enjoying it. 971 01:15:42,153 --> 01:15:45,316 Oh, God. Thank God. 972 01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:51,394 Whoo-hoo! 973 01:16:18,623 --> 01:16:19,920 Well, there's not much here. 974 01:16:20,091 --> 01:16:24,027 Now, they probably burned the ship and took everything inland. 975 01:16:24,195 --> 01:16:27,653 Look, a pistol. Cool. 976 01:16:27,832 --> 01:16:31,165 All right, well, what do we know about Topsail Cay? 977 01:16:31,569 --> 01:16:33,901 We got the town, the church... 978 01:16:34,071 --> 01:16:35,197 There's Preacher's Cave. 979 01:16:35,373 --> 01:16:38,399 We were up there once. It said something about first settlers... 980 01:16:38,576 --> 01:16:39,600 ...religious freedom... 981 01:16:39,777 --> 01:16:42,302 God, I think that is just so important. 982 01:16:44,015 --> 01:16:45,312 Yeah, but that was like... 983 01:16:46,217 --> 01:16:49,709 - Oh. - Like 1780-something. 984 01:16:50,855 --> 01:16:54,120 I mean, Sebastian beat them here by almost 70 years. 985 01:16:54,292 --> 01:16:56,487 If there are any records, they're in the church. 986 01:16:56,661 --> 01:16:59,892 - Letters, journals, sermons. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 987 01:17:01,232 --> 01:17:03,359 That's smart, Tess. 988 01:17:04,135 --> 01:17:06,569 It's the oldest building on the island. 989 01:17:08,472 --> 01:17:09,871 - Yeah. - Hmm. 990 01:17:17,982 --> 01:17:19,677 When Moe finds out we're gone... 991 01:17:19,851 --> 01:17:22,319 ...he's gonna come barreling up your ass like a freight train. 992 01:17:22,486 --> 01:17:24,716 Oh, my, that ought to be interesting. 993 01:17:24,889 --> 01:17:27,756 Well, I'm just saying we don't have much time. 994 01:17:28,392 --> 01:17:29,450 Oh, my God. 995 01:17:30,228 --> 01:17:31,252 Stop the boat! 996 01:17:31,429 --> 01:17:35,456 I just figured it out. It's been right in front of us this whole time. 997 01:17:35,633 --> 01:17:36,759 What? 998 01:17:37,368 --> 01:17:39,598 Precious Gem. 999 01:17:40,438 --> 01:17:41,462 Yes. 1000 01:17:41,939 --> 01:17:47,673 Well, do you realize how incredibly similar the word "gem" is to "Gemma"? 1001 01:17:48,913 --> 01:17:51,279 Uh... I thought I did. 1002 01:17:51,449 --> 01:17:52,848 My God. 1003 01:17:53,017 --> 01:17:56,714 Daddy, you named the boat after me and didn't even know it. 1004 01:17:58,289 --> 01:17:59,415 I didn't? 1005 01:18:00,524 --> 01:18:01,650 Don't you see? 1006 01:18:04,795 --> 01:18:09,232 You were running away to sea, only you wanted to bring me along. 1007 01:18:09,400 --> 01:18:12,528 So you unconsciously named the boat after me. 1008 01:18:14,939 --> 01:18:17,908 That is so beautiful. 1009 01:18:24,148 --> 01:18:26,912 Of course I named it for you, Gemma. 1010 01:18:29,420 --> 01:18:33,254 But it wasn't unconscious. I gave it a lot of thought. 1011 01:18:33,424 --> 01:18:37,258 No. You did it unconsciously. 1012 01:18:39,830 --> 01:18:42,424 And then I did it unconsciously. 1013 01:19:07,458 --> 01:19:09,050 Good afternoon. 1014 01:19:09,226 --> 01:19:11,285 Afternoon. May I help you? 1015 01:19:11,462 --> 01:19:14,090 - I hope so. I'm Finnegan. - Nice to meet you. 1016 01:19:14,265 --> 01:19:15,459 - Tess. - Tess. 1017 01:19:29,447 --> 01:19:30,971 Don't even think about it. 1018 01:19:31,749 --> 01:19:34,809 - What? - Don't "what" me. You know what. 1019 01:19:35,987 --> 01:19:39,184 It's weird, right? 1020 01:19:40,658 --> 01:19:43,821 - What? - This. 1021 01:19:44,462 --> 01:19:46,089 Us, together. 1022 01:19:46,497 --> 01:19:50,331 It's complex, but not in a good way. 1023 01:19:55,239 --> 01:19:59,300 Well, can I just say I really wish we were still married? 1024 01:20:04,448 --> 01:20:05,972 No. 1025 01:20:14,859 --> 01:20:16,292 Oh, my God, listen to this. 1026 01:20:16,460 --> 01:20:19,327 Listen. "That we are by no means... 1027 01:20:19,497 --> 01:20:21,590 ...the first Europeans to visit here... 1028 01:20:21,766 --> 01:20:25,293 ...is finally proven by the discovery of a Spanish gravestone... 1029 01:20:25,469 --> 01:20:27,027 ...that of a woman. 1030 01:20:27,204 --> 01:20:29,399 I cannot but wonder who she was... 1031 01:20:29,573 --> 01:20:32,838 ...and how she came to die here, for the headstone reads simply... 1032 01:20:33,010 --> 01:20:35,240 ...'Aurelia, 1715."' 1033 01:20:35,413 --> 01:20:36,812 Holy shit. 1034 01:20:36,981 --> 01:20:40,473 "Forsake her I could not. 1035 01:20:40,651 --> 01:20:44,109 And so it was here, on this beautiful hilltop... 1036 01:20:44,288 --> 01:20:47,746 ...that I resolved to bury our own dead... 1037 01:20:47,925 --> 01:20:51,918 ...and begin work building a church. " 1038 01:20:53,030 --> 01:20:55,294 He marked it with a headstone. 1039 01:20:55,466 --> 01:20:57,957 And this guy built a church around it. 1040 01:20:58,135 --> 01:21:00,569 - It's in the cemetery. - It's in the cemetery. 1041 01:21:06,577 --> 01:21:07,839 - Finn. - Mm-hm. 1042 01:21:09,513 --> 01:21:11,003 Oh... 1043 01:21:12,216 --> 01:21:14,184 - No, come on. - Here we go. 1044 01:21:14,351 --> 01:21:15,875 Oh, shit, I got you. 1045 01:21:18,456 --> 01:21:20,117 Mm-hm. 1046 01:21:33,370 --> 01:21:35,099 Anything? 1047 01:21:36,373 --> 01:21:38,307 It's not here. 1048 01:21:38,509 --> 01:21:41,034 I refuse to believe that. 1049 01:21:41,545 --> 01:21:46,642 Well, just because you refuse to believe something doesn't make it true. 1050 01:21:46,817 --> 01:21:48,512 Or false. 1051 01:21:49,386 --> 01:21:51,911 Or whatever the hell I'm saying. 1052 01:21:52,089 --> 01:21:53,113 Something wrong, Tess? 1053 01:21:53,290 --> 01:21:56,157 Something wrong? Why would anything be wrong? 1054 01:21:56,327 --> 01:21:58,955 We just had sex in a church and we're not even married... 1055 01:21:59,130 --> 01:22:01,064 ...and now we're gonna dig up a grave. 1056 01:22:01,232 --> 01:22:02,927 What is that, like a triple sin? 1057 01:22:03,100 --> 01:22:05,500 I can't believe we haven't been struck by lightning. Oh! 1058 01:22:06,470 --> 01:22:08,335 - Ow. - Oh, shit, you okay? 1059 01:22:08,506 --> 01:22:11,703 Stupid rock. That's the second time I've done that. 1060 01:22:11,876 --> 01:22:13,207 Okay, we can't have that. 1061 01:22:13,377 --> 01:22:15,743 Come here, you rock. Stupid rock. 1062 01:22:21,919 --> 01:22:23,284 Wait, stop. 1063 01:22:23,454 --> 01:22:25,649 Oh... Honey, it's heavy. 1064 01:22:27,925 --> 01:22:30,189 So is this. 1065 01:22:56,654 --> 01:22:58,281 Finn? Finn? 1066 01:23:00,124 --> 01:23:01,148 Finn. 1067 01:23:01,325 --> 01:23:02,917 - What? - What if it's a body? 1068 01:23:06,497 --> 01:23:09,830 Well, then he was a midget with very cheap relatives. 1069 01:23:12,336 --> 01:23:15,794 - What if it's a head? - Do you mind? 1070 01:23:59,416 --> 01:24:01,384 Oh, my God. 1071 01:24:04,989 --> 01:24:06,354 It's his. 1072 01:24:06,991 --> 01:24:09,221 "To my everlasting relief... 1073 01:24:09,393 --> 01:24:13,022 ...and after a year's toil in this lonely place... 1074 01:24:13,197 --> 01:24:17,395 ...have I finally stumbled upon a suitable place... 1075 01:24:17,568 --> 01:24:19,559 ...for my cargo... 1076 01:24:19,737 --> 01:24:23,901 ...fortified by nature against the encroachments... 1077 01:24:24,074 --> 01:24:25,507 ...accidental or deliberate... 1078 01:24:25,676 --> 01:24:30,875 ...even of those who would force our tongues to betray its trust. 1079 01:24:31,849 --> 01:24:37,378 The low December tide showed us the only way in and the only way out. 1080 01:24:37,554 --> 01:24:39,317 But from January to November... 1081 01:24:39,490 --> 01:24:43,688 ...the beached whale's spout is both ingress or egress. 1082 01:24:43,861 --> 01:24:47,922 Thus is the vault rendered, made virtually impenetrable. " 1083 01:24:48,098 --> 01:24:52,262 The beached whale's spout? Are you sure? 1084 01:24:56,940 --> 01:24:58,635 Yeah. 1085 01:25:02,112 --> 01:25:04,603 It's a blowhole. 1086 01:25:06,650 --> 01:25:08,049 It's the one at Clifton Point. 1087 01:25:08,218 --> 01:25:12,314 - The low December tide drops so low... - The winter solstice. 1088 01:25:12,489 --> 01:25:15,617 The lowest tide of the year exposes the mouth of the blowhole... 1089 01:25:15,793 --> 01:25:19,251 ...which is normally under 15 to 20 feet of water. 1090 01:25:19,730 --> 01:25:21,925 Two days out of the year it's a cave. 1091 01:25:22,433 --> 01:25:25,561 They float the chests in, the tide returns... 1092 01:25:25,736 --> 01:25:28,034 ...then the place becomes a deathtrap. 1093 01:25:30,140 --> 01:25:32,768 Did we just find our treasure? 1094 01:25:34,244 --> 01:25:35,973 Sound like it. 1095 01:25:37,815 --> 01:25:39,510 Nice to meet you, Mrs. Finnegan. 1096 01:25:40,117 --> 01:25:41,675 Hey, Bunny. 1097 01:25:41,852 --> 01:25:43,752 What the hell are you doing here? 1098 01:25:44,421 --> 01:25:46,048 - Give me the book. - Come on, Bunny. 1099 01:25:46,223 --> 01:25:51,525 I mean, are you sure you don't wanna, you know, give it to the new guy? 1100 01:25:58,135 --> 01:26:00,194 What you think you're gonna do with that, huh? 1101 01:26:02,940 --> 01:26:05,534 Hey, you better put the damn shovel... 1102 01:26:09,146 --> 01:26:12,047 Hey, hey, hey, look, you know, I don't want no trouble. 1103 01:26:12,216 --> 01:26:13,308 Get me out the hole! 1104 01:26:16,954 --> 01:26:19,013 Get him, baby, get him. 1105 01:26:27,531 --> 01:26:28,964 Finn! 1106 01:26:30,934 --> 01:26:33,198 Where you...? What you...? Grab him. 1107 01:26:37,374 --> 01:26:38,739 Come on. 1108 01:26:41,445 --> 01:26:42,935 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1109 01:26:43,113 --> 01:26:44,171 Come on, go, go, go. 1110 01:26:45,349 --> 01:26:47,340 Hey. Hey... 1111 01:26:51,688 --> 01:26:53,178 Get after them, damn it. 1112 01:26:55,259 --> 01:26:56,283 Hang on. 1113 01:26:56,460 --> 01:26:59,224 Cyrus, my bike. Hey, you. 1114 01:27:00,931 --> 01:27:01,955 Are you shot? 1115 01:27:03,267 --> 01:27:05,394 - What? - Shot? You? 1116 01:27:05,569 --> 01:27:09,096 - No. Are you shot? - No, not yet. 1117 01:27:09,440 --> 01:27:12,432 We got the book, Cyrus. 1118 01:27:12,609 --> 01:27:14,008 Finn! 1119 01:27:14,178 --> 01:27:15,202 I got you, Tess! 1120 01:27:15,712 --> 01:27:19,239 - Duck! - What? Ugh! 1121 01:27:20,317 --> 01:27:22,148 - Finn! - Uh-oh. 1122 01:27:26,523 --> 01:27:28,889 Finn. No. 1123 01:27:31,829 --> 01:27:35,595 No. Finn. Oh, my... 1124 01:27:42,072 --> 01:27:43,903 Finn. 1125 01:27:45,676 --> 01:27:47,303 Let's go. 1126 01:27:57,821 --> 01:28:01,120 You sure he's dead? I've been disappointed a lot of times before. 1127 01:28:01,291 --> 01:28:04,488 I should've aimed at your head, you little son of a bitch. 1128 01:28:04,862 --> 01:28:06,329 I'm gonna tell you what. 1129 01:28:06,497 --> 01:28:09,830 I'm gonna have my boys submit your theory to a little academic review... 1130 01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:12,264 ...while I go sit my balls on some ice. 1131 01:28:36,493 --> 01:28:39,223 After this wave, you've got about 50 seconds. 1132 01:28:44,268 --> 01:28:45,758 Would you just get in the hole? 1133 01:28:46,203 --> 01:28:48,433 Whoa! Whoo! 1134 01:28:55,712 --> 01:28:57,179 I can't. 1135 01:28:57,381 --> 01:28:58,541 Uh... 1136 01:28:58,715 --> 01:29:00,273 Excuse me, Curtis. 1137 01:29:00,717 --> 01:29:02,651 Get in the hole. 1138 01:29:03,320 --> 01:29:07,017 Damn, Cyrus. Why you always in my business, huh? 1139 01:29:07,190 --> 01:29:09,556 I'm handling this shit. 1140 01:29:16,567 --> 01:29:18,398 You know what? You run it. 1141 01:29:20,637 --> 01:29:22,127 You run it. 1142 01:29:42,025 --> 01:29:43,515 It's not here. 1143 01:29:43,694 --> 01:29:45,719 Check underwater. 1144 01:29:47,497 --> 01:29:49,158 There's nothing but rock. 1145 01:29:49,333 --> 01:29:50,925 I'm supposed to believe you, am I? 1146 01:29:51,101 --> 01:29:55,800 You want a second opinion, come on down. Get me out of here. 1147 01:29:55,973 --> 01:29:57,201 Please. 1148 01:29:57,407 --> 01:29:58,874 Pull her up, man. 1149 01:30:02,613 --> 01:30:03,637 Hey. 1150 01:30:03,814 --> 01:30:05,782 Say hi to your husband. 1151 01:30:05,949 --> 01:30:07,177 What? No. 1152 01:30:07,351 --> 01:30:08,875 What the hell are you doing, man? 1153 01:30:09,052 --> 01:30:10,542 Oh, God. 1154 01:30:17,561 --> 01:30:19,392 Throw me the rope. 1155 01:31:47,384 --> 01:31:48,476 Whoo! 1156 01:31:48,652 --> 01:31:51,553 Now that's what I'm talking about. 1157 01:32:00,063 --> 01:32:01,189 - Talk to me. 1158 01:32:01,364 --> 01:32:03,229 It's here. Bring the tanks. 1159 01:32:03,734 --> 01:32:06,635 We're gonna have to go in through the ocean. 1160 01:32:06,803 --> 01:32:07,895 - And the girl? 1161 01:32:08,105 --> 01:32:09,231 Uh... 1162 01:32:10,640 --> 01:32:12,039 She won't need one. 1163 01:32:32,395 --> 01:32:33,419 This better be good. 1164 01:32:33,597 --> 01:32:36,532 Moe, it's Finn. It's bad, it's real bad. 1165 01:32:36,700 --> 01:32:38,531 - They got Tess. - What? 1166 01:32:38,702 --> 01:32:41,068 The treasure's in the blowhole at Clifton Point. 1167 01:32:41,238 --> 01:32:42,262 They took her hostage. 1168 01:33:03,627 --> 01:33:07,586 That is one big-ass, sensible-sized emerald. 1169 01:33:10,734 --> 01:33:13,202 Sure, go have fun. Go get yourselves killed. 1170 01:33:13,370 --> 01:33:15,565 Go pump some lead in your fellow man. Go ahead. 1171 01:33:15,739 --> 01:33:16,763 What a sissy. 1172 01:33:16,940 --> 01:33:18,931 He is more man then you'll ever be, honey. 1173 01:33:19,109 --> 01:33:20,576 Hey. You ladies wanna move out? 1174 01:33:21,144 --> 01:33:23,772 They could have killed a whole graduation class by now. 1175 01:33:23,947 --> 01:33:25,505 Daddy. 1176 01:33:26,416 --> 01:33:29,510 - I'm scared. - She's going to be all right. 1177 01:33:29,686 --> 01:33:32,553 - I promise. - I'm worried about you. 1178 01:33:33,890 --> 01:33:36,085 Oh, bless you for that. 1179 01:33:37,227 --> 01:33:38,558 I'll see you at breakfast. 1180 01:34:22,239 --> 01:34:25,606 Hey! Hey! 1181 01:34:27,510 --> 01:34:29,000 Goddamn. 1182 01:34:29,179 --> 01:34:31,374 How many times am I gonna have to kill this boy? 1183 01:34:39,022 --> 01:34:40,649 Shit. 1184 01:34:45,228 --> 01:34:46,889 Oh, shit. 1185 01:34:50,333 --> 01:34:52,198 Somebody help. 1186 01:34:54,170 --> 01:34:55,330 Tess! 1187 01:34:56,072 --> 01:34:57,699 Finn? 1188 01:34:58,875 --> 01:35:00,172 Finn! 1189 01:35:11,254 --> 01:35:12,846 Shit. 1190 01:35:47,023 --> 01:35:49,992 Whoo. There's a whole lot more where this came from. 1191 01:36:04,841 --> 01:36:07,639 - Where's Cyrus? - He said he'd be right up. 1192 01:36:12,983 --> 01:36:14,644 Mm. 1193 01:36:17,954 --> 01:36:18,978 Ugh. 1194 01:36:23,393 --> 01:36:24,485 Find out who that was. 1195 01:36:24,694 --> 01:36:26,719 - Huh? - You heard me. 1196 01:37:36,666 --> 01:37:38,065 Oh, my God. 1197 01:37:38,935 --> 01:37:39,993 Shit. 1198 01:37:41,171 --> 01:37:42,331 Cover me. 1199 01:37:42,505 --> 01:37:43,733 Where you going? 1200 01:37:43,907 --> 01:37:46,102 Where's he going? Wait. Where are you going? 1201 01:37:46,276 --> 01:37:47,402 Shit, man. 1202 01:37:56,119 --> 01:37:57,347 Aah! 1203 01:37:58,521 --> 01:38:00,785 You son of a bitch. 1204 01:38:01,157 --> 01:38:02,454 Uh-oh. 1205 01:38:21,377 --> 01:38:24,676 Here, cock it. Cock it. 1206 01:38:25,648 --> 01:38:28,173 I can't make it cock. 1207 01:38:34,591 --> 01:38:36,183 No, no, no. 1208 01:38:46,769 --> 01:38:48,498 Give that to me. 1209 01:38:52,142 --> 01:38:55,077 - You okay, Moe? - Yeah, great. 1210 01:38:55,245 --> 01:38:58,442 - Get in the plane. Get... - No. Aah! 1211 01:39:00,283 --> 01:39:03,150 - No. - Get your hands off her. 1212 01:39:09,859 --> 01:39:10,985 Get in the plane. 1213 01:39:26,176 --> 01:39:27,473 Sit back. 1214 01:39:29,512 --> 01:39:32,572 Get your hands... Sit back now. Sit back now. 1215 01:39:34,017 --> 01:39:35,609 Shit. 1216 01:40:00,176 --> 01:40:02,701 Gemma. No. 1217 01:40:06,716 --> 01:40:09,446 - Get me on that plane. - Hang on. 1218 01:40:09,619 --> 01:40:13,020 Go. Go. Go. 1219 01:40:13,723 --> 01:40:15,588 You happy now, you big butch bastard? 1220 01:40:15,758 --> 01:40:18,852 Just go help Moe. Go help him. 1221 01:40:20,530 --> 01:40:23,260 I want you to pull me right up next to the port side. 1222 01:40:23,433 --> 01:40:24,730 What's a port side? 1223 01:40:24,934 --> 01:40:26,799 Uh... The left side. 1224 01:40:26,970 --> 01:40:28,403 - Oh, okay. - Right next to her. 1225 01:40:42,919 --> 01:40:44,750 - Go, go, go, stay with it. - Okay. 1226 01:40:48,858 --> 01:40:52,385 - My God, what are you doing? - Pull right up next to the pontoon. 1227 01:41:19,589 --> 01:41:20,886 Whoa! 1228 01:41:24,861 --> 01:41:27,694 Now that's a man who loves his wife. 1229 01:41:34,270 --> 01:41:35,669 That's it. 1230 01:41:36,806 --> 01:41:38,137 That's it. 1231 01:41:58,094 --> 01:41:59,118 Oh! 1232 01:42:05,968 --> 01:42:08,334 - Tess! - Finn! 1233 01:42:16,612 --> 01:42:17,840 Tess! 1234 01:42:18,581 --> 01:42:19,673 Oh! 1235 01:42:19,849 --> 01:42:22,943 Damn, baby, since when do you know how to fly? 1236 01:42:23,119 --> 01:42:25,178 Don't. Can't. 1237 01:42:26,956 --> 01:42:31,916 Well, you're doing a great job. I mean, we're still in the air, right? 1238 01:42:32,128 --> 01:42:33,425 Technically. 1239 01:42:34,464 --> 01:42:35,488 Oh, shit. 1240 01:42:36,699 --> 01:42:39,031 I think he hit the engine. 1241 01:42:39,769 --> 01:42:42,431 Okay. Um... 1242 01:42:42,672 --> 01:42:47,473 Wings, flaps, air speed, altitude... 1243 01:42:47,744 --> 01:42:51,612 ...pedals for the rudder. Check. Okay. 1244 01:42:51,781 --> 01:42:53,942 - How do you know what to do? - You know... 1245 01:42:54,117 --> 01:42:56,017 ...PlayStation. Ha-ha! 1246 01:42:58,054 --> 01:43:00,022 Oh, God. 1247 01:43:00,289 --> 01:43:01,722 - Oh, God. - Hang on, hang on. 1248 01:43:01,891 --> 01:43:03,518 Here we go. Aah! 1249 01:43:06,896 --> 01:43:09,262 Whoo! Finn! 1250 01:43:09,799 --> 01:43:12,290 - Wow. Whoa. - Hey, you're doing it. 1251 01:43:12,468 --> 01:43:16,802 Way to go. That's great, oh, wow. We're flying. 1252 01:43:17,340 --> 01:43:18,898 Yep. 1253 01:43:19,442 --> 01:43:20,568 How do we land? 1254 01:43:22,245 --> 01:43:23,542 Yep. 1255 01:43:25,515 --> 01:43:26,982 How'd you do it in the game? 1256 01:43:32,321 --> 01:43:37,554 I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich! 1257 01:43:48,471 --> 01:43:51,599 Now, honey, this next part... 1258 01:43:51,774 --> 01:43:55,141 ...I'm not exactly sure how to pull off. 1259 01:43:55,578 --> 01:43:59,378 I do know that we've got to completely stall out just before we hit the water. 1260 01:43:59,549 --> 01:44:01,210 - Stall? - Stop flying. 1261 01:44:01,384 --> 01:44:04,615 - Stop flying? - Yeah, and land. 1262 01:44:05,455 --> 01:44:08,288 On the nice soft... water. 1263 01:44:09,459 --> 01:44:11,893 - Are we gonna die? - No. 1264 01:44:12,295 --> 01:44:13,990 No, we're not. 1265 01:44:18,468 --> 01:44:20,902 Oh, shit, where's Finn? 1266 01:44:21,471 --> 01:44:23,439 Probably he's flying the plane. 1267 01:44:23,606 --> 01:44:25,540 You mean there's hope? 1268 01:44:25,708 --> 01:44:28,108 Not necessarily. 1269 01:44:30,980 --> 01:44:33,312 - Hey, let me just say this. - No. 1270 01:44:35,017 --> 01:44:36,951 - Well, why not? - Because. 1271 01:44:37,119 --> 01:44:39,280 Tell me after we crash. 1272 01:44:41,524 --> 01:44:43,890 That'll give me something to look forward to. 1273 01:44:57,139 --> 01:44:58,800 Okay. 1274 01:45:14,323 --> 01:45:15,688 One hundred. 1275 01:45:19,829 --> 01:45:22,161 We got it, baby. Eighty. 1276 01:45:23,566 --> 01:45:25,090 Sixty. 1277 01:45:28,004 --> 01:45:29,028 Forty. 1278 01:45:32,008 --> 01:45:33,703 Pull her up, boy. 1279 01:45:34,410 --> 01:45:37,208 Baby, baby... 1280 01:45:37,380 --> 01:45:38,870 - I love you. - I love you. 1281 01:45:39,048 --> 01:45:40,106 Pull her up. 1282 01:45:54,297 --> 01:45:55,321 Oh, shit. 1283 01:46:13,716 --> 01:46:15,479 Finn? 1284 01:46:18,454 --> 01:46:19,887 I'm sorry. 1285 01:46:20,056 --> 01:46:23,719 I love you. I've learned a lot from my mistakes. 1286 01:46:23,960 --> 01:46:25,052 Marry me. 1287 01:46:25,261 --> 01:46:26,956 No... 1288 01:46:27,463 --> 01:46:29,260 ...you haven't. 1289 01:46:29,765 --> 01:46:31,528 And, yes... 1290 01:46:31,701 --> 01:46:33,362 ...I will. 1291 01:46:39,742 --> 01:46:40,902 Baby. 1292 01:46:41,077 --> 01:46:42,567 What? 1293 01:47:51,474 --> 01:48:03,174 http://www.subscene.com