1 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:09,000 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:01:14,980 --> 00:01:17,115 Turtle! Aspirin, please. 3 00:01:17,183 --> 00:01:18,717 Please. 4 00:01:18,784 --> 00:01:20,819 You know, Vin, I don't think I've ever seen you hung-over before. 5 00:01:20,886 --> 00:01:23,888 ( groans ) half a bottle of johnnie walker will take anyone down. 6 00:01:23,956 --> 00:01:26,324 Especially when you mix it with half a bottle of vodka. 7 00:01:26,392 --> 00:01:28,226 Oh my god, did I? 8 00:01:28,294 --> 00:01:30,395 Drama kind of forced it on you, but yeah you did. 9 00:01:30,463 --> 00:01:32,997 How's he doing? Any sounds coming from in there? 10 00:01:33,032 --> 00:01:35,900 Last I heard, sounded like someone torturing kittens. 11 00:01:35,935 --> 00:01:38,203 You know, it was blah blaaah! 12 00:01:38,270 --> 00:01:40,739 Turtle, come on. Please. 13 00:01:40,773 --> 00:01:42,307 We've got to help him out today, 14 00:01:42,375 --> 00:01:44,376 Get him together. He's doing "the view." 15 00:01:44,410 --> 00:01:47,112 He can get some solid press if he yaks all over whoopi goldberg. 16 00:01:47,179 --> 00:01:48,980 ( laughs ) 17 00:01:49,048 --> 00:01:51,683 - Johnny! - come in. 18 00:01:51,751 --> 00:01:53,752 What's up, bro? 19 00:01:53,786 --> 00:01:55,487 A little hung-over. You? 20 00:01:55,554 --> 00:01:58,323 Purged myself by sunrise. I feel great. 21 00:01:58,391 --> 00:01:59,924 Thinking about wearing a tank on the show 22 00:01:59,992 --> 00:02:01,459 So I'm getting my arms yoked. 23 00:02:01,527 --> 00:02:03,895 - you all right, Drama? - yeah, great, e. 24 00:02:03,963 --> 00:02:06,598 I'm doing "the view" at caesars. Who wouldn't be great? 25 00:02:06,665 --> 00:02:07,999 Can see you're not hung-over. 26 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:09,968 Where's all the post-break- up depression gone? 27 00:02:10,036 --> 00:02:12,070 Leave him alone, Turtle. He looks great. Look at him. 28 00:02:12,138 --> 00:02:13,505 Yeah, maybe he forgot about it. 29 00:02:13,572 --> 00:02:15,440 I haven't forgotten shit. 30 00:02:15,508 --> 00:02:19,210 My heart's been broken into hundreds and hundreds of tiny little pieces. 31 00:02:19,278 --> 00:02:20,979 But I'm doing "the view" today. 32 00:02:21,047 --> 00:02:23,548 So I'm postponing my depression until after I kill it. 33 00:02:23,616 --> 00:02:25,083 Love the attitude. 34 00:02:25,151 --> 00:02:27,519 You gonna love it live, bro? Only a 45-minute flight. 35 00:02:27,586 --> 00:02:30,255 I wish I could, but I've got generals with all the studio heads. 36 00:02:30,322 --> 00:02:32,791 Oh yeah, that's right. 37 00:02:32,858 --> 00:02:35,860 Here, maybe you should bulk up. 38 00:02:35,928 --> 00:02:38,029 ( Turtle laughs ) 39 00:02:42,168 --> 00:02:44,703 So what do you talk about in a general meeting anyway? 40 00:02:44,770 --> 00:02:46,171 General stuff, I guess. 41 00:02:46,238 --> 00:02:48,006 Yeah, I guess. 42 00:02:48,074 --> 00:02:51,643 Would you look at this. I didn't know he was coming. Did you? 43 00:02:51,711 --> 00:02:53,611 - nope. - should I hit him? 44 00:02:53,679 --> 00:02:55,380 Vince: no, look, he's waving a white flag. 45 00:02:57,717 --> 00:02:59,551 Ari: guess who read the script. 46 00:02:59,618 --> 00:03:01,720 Which script? The one we told you to read last week? 47 00:03:01,787 --> 00:03:04,055 That's right. And it is good. It's very good. 48 00:03:04,123 --> 00:03:05,223 Yeah, we told you that last week. 49 00:03:05,291 --> 00:03:07,525 Right, listen, and it is perfect timing for us. 50 00:03:07,593 --> 00:03:10,528 - how is it perfect timing? - because we have general meetings all week, right? 51 00:03:10,596 --> 00:03:12,564 And there's nothing greater in life than having something 52 00:03:12,631 --> 00:03:14,299 Specific to say at a general. 53 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:15,834 And what specifically do we have to say? 54 00:03:15,901 --> 00:03:17,535 That we want to do "smokejumpers." 55 00:03:17,603 --> 00:03:20,138 - but ed norton already wants to do it. - does he? 56 00:03:20,206 --> 00:03:22,507 Yeah, he does. All because you didn't read the script. 57 00:03:22,575 --> 00:03:24,743 I didn't read the script because you didn't pitch it well. 58 00:03:24,810 --> 00:03:26,611 You really gonna try to blame this on me, I? 59 00:03:26,679 --> 00:03:28,780 Yes, I'm gonna fucking blame you for it. 60 00:03:28,848 --> 00:03:30,949 You said it was an indie. You said it was small. 61 00:03:31,017 --> 00:03:32,951 Small people think small, so I can't totally blame you for that. 62 00:03:33,019 --> 00:03:36,187 But anyone with half a sense of the business would have read it and known, 63 00:03:36,255 --> 00:03:38,423 Okay, you got a script that's well-written 64 00:03:38,491 --> 00:03:40,191 About the greatest fire in oregon history 65 00:03:40,259 --> 00:03:42,093 For 90 pages and you never see it. 66 00:03:42,161 --> 00:03:44,629 Live inside that fire for 50 pages, 67 00:03:44,697 --> 00:03:46,297 Boom, home run. 68 00:03:46,365 --> 00:03:49,034 Well, boom, now it's ed norton's home run, you jerk-off. 69 00:03:49,101 --> 00:03:51,102 Well, did they sell the script, you cunt face? 70 00:03:51,170 --> 00:03:52,470 Not yet, dick head. 71 00:03:52,538 --> 00:03:55,073 Then it's still free, you overpaid undersized bitch. 72 00:03:55,141 --> 00:03:57,742 You want a go, Ari? Seriously, let's just go right here. 73 00:03:57,810 --> 00:04:00,745 You've never been hit in the face with anything besides a cock and you know it. 74 00:04:00,813 --> 00:04:04,049 - ( laughing ) - I already told amanda she has the script exclusively. 75 00:04:04,116 --> 00:04:06,651 Then tell her she doesn't. Or don't, it's not our concern. 76 00:04:06,719 --> 00:04:09,621 Ari, I don't want to put e in a tough spot. 77 00:04:09,689 --> 00:04:11,956 A tough spot? He reps the writers. 78 00:04:12,024 --> 00:04:15,293 Two buyers will only increase the price for his clients. 79 00:04:15,361 --> 00:04:17,062 He's right. He's right. 80 00:04:17,129 --> 00:04:19,164 I did tell you guys you could have the script first. 81 00:04:19,231 --> 00:04:21,866 - ( phone rings ) - this is amanda right here. 82 00:04:21,934 --> 00:04:23,468 Listen, ignore it. Come on, Vinnie. 83 00:04:23,536 --> 00:04:25,003 - hey, amanda. - morning, e. 84 00:04:25,071 --> 00:04:27,772 Great news. Ed's company wants to buy the script. 85 00:04:27,807 --> 00:04:29,841 - ed norton's company wants to buy the script. - how much? 86 00:04:29,909 --> 00:04:31,976 - for how much? - 100 against 300, 87 00:04:32,044 --> 00:04:33,511 Which is a great deal for first-time writers. 88 00:04:33,579 --> 00:04:35,914 - 100 against 300. - we can do better. 89 00:04:35,981 --> 00:04:38,450 - e, you there? - ##yeah, I'm here. I'm here.## 90 00:04:38,517 --> 00:04:40,151 What do you think? 91 00:04:40,219 --> 00:04:42,454 I think I should probably talk to my clients first to see what they think. 92 00:04:42,521 --> 00:04:44,889 - okay, call me back. - all right, thanks, amanda. 93 00:04:44,957 --> 00:04:47,225 - now there's an offer. - I can top it. 94 00:04:47,293 --> 00:04:48,793 Let's go, Vinnie. 95 00:04:48,861 --> 00:04:51,529 - I'm sorry, vince. - you have no reason to be. 96 00:04:51,597 --> 00:04:53,465 You do what you have to do. I understand, really. 97 00:04:53,532 --> 00:04:55,433 Thanks, buddy. 98 00:04:58,137 --> 00:05:01,006 You're not wearing a tank top and fucking shorts on "the view," Drama. 99 00:05:01,073 --> 00:05:03,608 - who do you think you are, richard simmons? - only gayer. 100 00:05:03,676 --> 00:05:05,410 You know, I expect that from him. 101 00:05:05,478 --> 00:05:08,480 You're my publicist who I now employ. So do your job. 102 00:05:08,547 --> 00:05:10,749 What's your problem, Drama? Still broken-hearted? 103 00:05:10,816 --> 00:05:12,484 - oh yeah, oh yeah. - shut up, Turtle. 104 00:05:12,551 --> 00:05:14,552 I'm sorry, Drama, but it's affecting all of us. 105 00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:17,889 - you slept with my dog last night. - I was lonely. 106 00:05:17,957 --> 00:05:20,258 You're not gonna embarrass yourself on "the view," are you, Drama? 107 00:05:20,326 --> 00:05:22,327 I'm gonna be fine on the show. 108 00:05:22,395 --> 00:05:24,829 It's when I get home I may have some issues. 109 00:05:24,897 --> 00:05:26,264 Look, your real life is your problem, 110 00:05:26,332 --> 00:05:28,566 Your public perception is mine. So keep it together. 111 00:05:28,634 --> 00:05:30,669 Please, I'm a professional. 112 00:05:30,736 --> 00:05:33,204 You don't even have to worry about that. 113 00:05:33,272 --> 00:05:35,807 - hey, Drama! - what's up, castmates? 114 00:05:35,875 --> 00:05:37,809 - what's up? - what's up, dude? 115 00:05:37,877 --> 00:05:40,779 - did you bring your girl? - uh, no. 116 00:05:40,813 --> 00:05:42,781 We thought you said she might be flying in. 117 00:05:42,848 --> 00:05:45,250 Yeah, she was gonna, but no, she didn't. 118 00:05:45,317 --> 00:05:48,219 Damn, we were dying to meet her, man. 119 00:05:48,287 --> 00:05:49,954 Yeah. 120 00:05:50,022 --> 00:05:51,956 I don't think you met my girlfriend sophia, right? 121 00:05:52,024 --> 00:05:55,527 Uh, no. I don't believe so. Hi. 122 00:05:55,628 --> 00:05:57,862 So you all brought your girlfriends, huh? 123 00:05:57,930 --> 00:06:00,265 - yeah. - yeah. 124 00:06:06,605 --> 00:06:08,273 You okay, Drama? 125 00:06:09,709 --> 00:06:11,710 I'm a rock. 126 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:15,780 ( gunshot ) 127 00:06:15,848 --> 00:06:19,017 $100,000? That is unreal. You did it, e. 128 00:06:19,085 --> 00:06:20,618 That's just the first offer. 129 00:06:20,686 --> 00:06:22,487 It's not 100, it's 100 against 300. 130 00:06:22,555 --> 00:06:24,155 ##against? What does that mean, against? 131 00:06:24,223 --> 00:06:26,091 It means if the movie gets made you get another 200. 132 00:06:26,125 --> 00:06:28,560 If it gets made? Why wouldn't it get made? We got ed norton. 133 00:06:28,627 --> 00:06:30,562 It doesn't always work like that. 134 00:06:30,629 --> 00:06:32,464 Why would they buy it if they don't want to make it? 135 00:06:32,531 --> 00:06:34,499 - ##they do want to make it. - what's he saying? 136 00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:37,902 I don't know. Ed norton wants it but they may not make it. 137 00:06:37,970 --> 00:06:39,571 ##vince wants it but they may not buy it. 138 00:06:39,638 --> 00:06:41,639 - it all sounds fishy to me. - give me the phone. 139 00:06:41,707 --> 00:06:44,009 - e, nick here. - ##hey, nick. 140 00:06:44,076 --> 00:06:46,544 - yeah, so what's going on? - trying to sell your script just like you asked. 141 00:06:46,612 --> 00:06:48,680 So there's no time to screw around, 'cause there's lots happening. 142 00:06:48,748 --> 00:06:51,916 Yeah, well say it succinctly then and tell me exactly what's going on. 143 00:06:51,984 --> 00:06:54,819 Vince is out trying to sell the studios and we have a first offer 144 00:06:54,887 --> 00:06:56,955 From ed norton's company that I'd like to try to get more out of. 145 00:06:57,023 --> 00:06:59,324 Yeah, well how much more do you think we can get? 146 00:06:59,392 --> 00:07:01,426 - ##I don't know. - isn't it your job to know? 147 00:07:01,494 --> 00:07:04,362 - nick. - if ed norton wants to do it 148 00:07:04,430 --> 00:07:07,098 And Vincent Chase wants to do it, seems like we can play them against each other 149 00:07:07,166 --> 00:07:08,700 And start a little bidding war here. 150 00:07:08,768 --> 00:07:10,869 Yeah, well let's not jump ahead of ourselves. 151 00:07:10,936 --> 00:07:13,438 Look, I read about this shit all the time in "variety." 152 00:07:13,506 --> 00:07:15,607 All right? Just raise the price and get a guarantee 153 00:07:15,708 --> 00:07:18,109 - ##that our movie gets made. - it'll never happen. 154 00:07:18,177 --> 00:07:20,278 500 gs and a guarantee that the movie gets made. 155 00:07:20,346 --> 00:07:22,480 Nick, it'll never happen. 156 00:07:22,548 --> 00:07:25,450 Well, it seems like everybody in that town of yours loves our script, right? 157 00:07:25,518 --> 00:07:27,485 So guess what? You make it happen. 158 00:07:28,988 --> 00:07:30,822 So you're thinking of this as a big movie? 159 00:07:30,890 --> 00:07:32,524 Huge, steve. 160 00:07:32,591 --> 00:07:36,061 The fire in this is gonna make "backdraft" look like a fucking campfire. 161 00:07:36,128 --> 00:07:39,064 - excuse my language. - that's interesting. Interesting. 162 00:07:39,131 --> 00:07:41,700 - yeah. How interesting? - interesting enough to buy? 163 00:07:41,767 --> 00:07:44,069 You know, vince, I don't know if it's that interesting. 164 00:07:44,136 --> 00:07:46,137 But you know what does interest me? 165 00:07:46,238 --> 00:07:47,939 Benji. 166 00:07:50,242 --> 00:07:51,643 The dog? 167 00:07:51,711 --> 00:07:53,445 We're taking him to alaska. 168 00:07:56,349 --> 00:07:59,150 At least we got the president of the studio doing businesst? 169 00:07:59,218 --> 00:08:01,353 - about benji? - it's a cute dog, right? 170 00:08:01,420 --> 00:08:02,921 Yeah, maybe it'll be a good script. 171 00:08:02,988 --> 00:08:04,522 You bet your ass it'll be a good script. 172 00:08:04,590 --> 00:08:06,024 And I'm gonna make sure they have miss alaska 173 00:08:06,092 --> 00:08:08,360 Waiting in your trailer to blow you at all times. 174 00:08:08,427 --> 00:08:09,894 - thanks, Ari. - how'd it go? 175 00:08:09,962 --> 00:08:11,429 Great. How'd it go with your writers? 176 00:08:11,497 --> 00:08:14,032 They want 500 gs and a guarantee that the movie gets made. 177 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:16,134 Sound like a bunch of idiots. Perfect clients for you, e. 178 00:08:16,202 --> 00:08:17,268 - thank you. - ( phone rings ) 179 00:08:17,336 --> 00:08:19,504 - yeah, Lloyd? - steve parles calling. 180 00:08:19,572 --> 00:08:21,473 Steve parles. Put him through. 181 00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:23,174 - steve, hey. - ##Ari. 182 00:08:23,242 --> 00:08:25,944 Yeah, vince was to go to the arctic circle with you and benji 183 00:08:26,012 --> 00:08:28,413 But he wants 10 million plus first dollar 184 00:08:28,481 --> 00:08:31,683 - and a five-star igloo. - Ari, I'm calling about "smokejumpers." 185 00:08:31,751 --> 00:08:33,318 Really? 186 00:08:33,386 --> 00:08:35,520 Yeah, I couldn't say this in front of vince out of respect for him 187 00:08:35,588 --> 00:08:37,322 But I want to buy that script. 188 00:08:37,390 --> 00:08:39,257 Really? 189 00:08:39,325 --> 00:08:41,126 But not with vince attached. 190 00:08:43,829 --> 00:08:45,897 The script only comes with vince attached. 191 00:08:45,965 --> 00:08:48,700 I'll pay 350. And how about I toss vince an ep credit 192 00:08:48,768 --> 00:08:50,168 And 50 gs because I like him? 193 00:08:50,236 --> 00:08:52,003 Ep credit? What the fuck? 194 00:08:52,071 --> 00:08:54,773 Listen, he is a movie star, not a no-show producer. 195 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:57,275 Come on, Ari. Does vince even own the script? 196 00:08:57,343 --> 00:08:58,877 Consider it as if he does. 197 00:08:58,944 --> 00:09:00,712 - yeah, who reps it? - who knows? 198 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:02,681 And who are the writers? There's no cover page. 199 00:09:02,748 --> 00:09:04,282 - ##listen, steve. - Ari. 200 00:09:04,350 --> 00:09:07,052 - steve! - who are the fucking writers, Ari? 201 00:09:07,119 --> 00:09:08,720 Could be gaghan. Could be zaillian. 202 00:09:08,788 --> 00:09:10,722 Could be bill fucking shakespeare. I'll never tell. 203 00:09:10,790 --> 00:09:12,357 ##stop acting like a child. 204 00:09:12,425 --> 00:09:15,226 Vince starred in the highest-grossing movie of all time. 205 00:09:15,294 --> 00:09:16,995 You know that he can carry this movie. 206 00:09:17,063 --> 00:09:18,897 ##I love vince, Ari. You know that. 207 00:09:18,964 --> 00:09:20,398 I just can't risk it right now. 208 00:09:20,466 --> 00:09:22,233 I can't sell you the script then, steve. 209 00:09:22,301 --> 00:09:24,002 - ##Ari, come on. - I'm sorry. 210 00:09:24,070 --> 00:09:26,071 Go fuck yourself. 211 00:09:26,138 --> 00:09:28,473 All right. That sounds awesome. 212 00:09:28,541 --> 00:09:30,308 Okay. All right, buddy. 213 00:09:32,211 --> 00:09:33,611 - what happened? - what did he say? 214 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:35,146 We're just gonna keep plugging away. 215 00:09:35,214 --> 00:09:37,315 Come on, Ari. I can take it. 216 00:09:38,918 --> 00:09:42,420 He said that he'll pay 350 for the script... 217 00:09:42,488 --> 00:09:44,589 Without you. 218 00:09:47,193 --> 00:09:49,494 Jesus. What do you want me to do? 219 00:09:49,562 --> 00:09:52,097 Sell it. Take care of your writers. 220 00:09:52,164 --> 00:09:53,565 No no no no. Do not sell it. 221 00:09:53,632 --> 00:09:55,633 We still have five meetings left, all right? 222 00:09:55,701 --> 00:09:57,802 And we now have a bidding war which you can use to stall. 223 00:09:57,870 --> 00:10:00,171 So stall. I will sell this for you, Vinnie. 224 00:10:00,239 --> 00:10:01,906 Okay, look, I've got to go deal with amanda. 225 00:10:01,974 --> 00:10:03,808 It's okay, you go ahead. I'll roll with Ari. 226 00:10:03,876 --> 00:10:06,511 All right. And we will return from the war heroes, Vinnie. 227 00:10:06,579 --> 00:10:08,813 - I promise you. - hey, Ari, I don't have steve parles's number. 228 00:10:08,881 --> 00:10:11,249 You just heard the offer from me, dopey. 229 00:10:11,317 --> 00:10:13,518 What, do you need a certified letter from him to work over amanda? 230 00:10:13,586 --> 00:10:15,487 Just do it. 231 00:10:15,554 --> 00:10:17,288 Thank you. 232 00:10:17,356 --> 00:10:19,357 But still, I have to say your character quinn 233 00:10:19,425 --> 00:10:21,760 Is one we don't really know that much about yet. 234 00:10:21,827 --> 00:10:23,962 Are you saying I don't get enough screen time? 235 00:10:24,030 --> 00:10:25,597 No, we see plenty of you. 236 00:10:25,664 --> 00:10:28,800 - too much. ( laughs ) - asshole. 237 00:10:28,868 --> 00:10:31,903 But you are the tough guy with no girl. What's that? 238 00:10:31,971 --> 00:10:34,572 Think they'll ever give you a relationship on the show? 239 00:10:34,607 --> 00:10:36,408 I think they'd like to leave it unseen. 240 00:10:36,442 --> 00:10:39,344 Like I basically have a stable of women around town. 241 00:10:39,412 --> 00:10:40,912 Is that how it is in real life? 242 00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:44,449 - well... - or are you more of a one-woman type guy? 243 00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:46,217 He's more of a no-woman guy. 244 00:10:46,285 --> 00:10:48,586 - audience: aw. - ( brandon laughs ) 245 00:10:48,654 --> 00:10:51,056 Sherri: so, Johnny, is there anything you want to share with us? 246 00:10:51,123 --> 00:10:54,325 He just got dumped. 247 00:10:54,393 --> 00:10:55,994 Drama's gonna hit this kid. 248 00:10:56,062 --> 00:10:58,029 I didn't get dumped. Take it easy, brandon. 249 00:10:58,097 --> 00:11:01,966 Okay, you didn't get dumped. So tell us what happened. 250 00:11:02,034 --> 00:11:03,902 Give us a little dr. Phil moment or something. 251 00:11:03,969 --> 00:11:07,005 Sorry, whoopi, no moment to be had. 252 00:11:07,073 --> 00:11:10,008 It's just tough for a celebrity 253 00:11:10,076 --> 00:11:11,810 To date a civilian is all. 254 00:11:11,877 --> 00:11:13,611 They don't get the lifestyle. 255 00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:16,481 And inevitably you have no choice but to cut them loose. 256 00:11:16,549 --> 00:11:18,016 Don't believe him. He's devastated. 257 00:11:18,084 --> 00:11:21,353 He's got pictures of this girl wallpapering his trailer. 258 00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:23,621 Enough, brandon. I'm not playing. 259 00:11:23,689 --> 00:11:26,157 Wow, Johnny, you really are the muscle. 260 00:11:26,225 --> 00:11:27,959 Come on, Johnny. Just tell us what really happened. 261 00:11:28,027 --> 00:11:29,994 We're here for you. Everyone wants to know, right? 262 00:11:30,062 --> 00:11:32,764 - ( crowd applauds ) - brandon: yeah. 263 00:11:32,832 --> 00:11:34,666 No. 264 00:11:37,269 --> 00:11:40,605 I was a little possessive, I suppose, so she ended it. It's no big thing. 265 00:11:40,673 --> 00:11:42,507 I thought you said you ended it. 266 00:11:42,575 --> 00:11:45,076 - yeah, well, it was mutual. - ah, okay. 267 00:11:45,144 --> 00:11:46,544 - we both had our reasons. - right, cool. 268 00:11:46,612 --> 00:11:48,380 - I'm fine. - he's not fine. 269 00:11:48,447 --> 00:11:51,750 Whoopi: well, look, in case she's watching, 270 00:11:51,817 --> 00:11:54,219 Why don't you use this forum 271 00:11:54,286 --> 00:11:56,755 To tell her-- what's her name? 272 00:11:56,822 --> 00:11:58,323 - jacqueline. - jacqueline. 273 00:11:58,391 --> 00:12:01,393 Tell jacqueline how you feel and what you're thinking. 274 00:12:01,460 --> 00:12:04,029 - what the fuck is this? - Drama: I don't think so. 275 00:12:04,096 --> 00:12:06,197 - come on, Johnny. - I'd rather not. 276 00:12:06,265 --> 00:12:07,899 - come on, Johnny. - ( audience clapping ) 277 00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:10,635 - yeah. - yeah, come on. 278 00:12:10,703 --> 00:12:13,071 You know what? Brandon was kind enough 279 00:12:13,139 --> 00:12:15,573 To bring a picture of jacqueline here. 280 00:12:15,641 --> 00:12:18,009 - elisabeth: we have a photo. There she is. - this is a setup? 281 00:12:18,044 --> 00:12:20,278 - isn't she lovely? - whoopi: she's cute. 282 00:12:20,346 --> 00:12:22,347 Come on, why don't you talk to her, John? 283 00:12:22,415 --> 00:12:23,915 Right there, talk to her. 284 00:12:25,751 --> 00:12:29,020 - hey, baby. - ( Turtle groans ) 285 00:12:29,088 --> 00:12:32,791 I just want to say I'm sorry I was a little overprotective. 286 00:12:34,427 --> 00:12:37,262 And I miss you. 287 00:12:37,329 --> 00:12:40,732 I miss hearing your voice. I miss hearing you laugh. 288 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,768 - this is horrifying. - don't fucking cry. 289 00:12:43,836 --> 00:12:45,170 - Drama: I love you, baby. - jesus. 290 00:12:45,237 --> 00:12:48,473 I miss you being the last thing I say good night to. 291 00:12:49,809 --> 00:12:51,576 I just want to say I love you, baby. 292 00:12:51,644 --> 00:12:53,945 Tweet. 293 00:12:55,915 --> 00:12:57,582 Tweet? 294 00:12:57,616 --> 00:12:59,884 What is tweet? 295 00:12:59,952 --> 00:13:01,653 It's just something we say. 296 00:13:01,721 --> 00:13:04,022 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 297 00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:06,391 Shauna: fuck! 298 00:13:08,327 --> 00:13:10,595 - Johnny! - he would have been better off yakking on them. 299 00:13:10,663 --> 00:13:12,797 - let's go. Fuck this. - disaster. 300 00:13:12,865 --> 00:13:16,167 - will you calm down? - don't you dare tell me to calm down. 301 00:13:16,235 --> 00:13:17,736 You said I had this exclusively. 302 00:13:17,770 --> 00:13:19,537 I told you that I gave it to vince first. 303 00:13:19,605 --> 00:13:21,973 - and vince changed his mind. - fuck vince and fuck Ari. 304 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:24,642 I put my ass on the line and gave it to edward fucking norton. 305 00:13:24,677 --> 00:13:28,246 Wow. I've never heard you curse before, amanda. 306 00:13:31,050 --> 00:13:33,051 Just tell me what you want. 307 00:13:33,085 --> 00:13:34,819 Look, I'm being as upfront with you as I possibly can. 308 00:13:34,887 --> 00:13:37,889 My writers want 500 gs and a guarantee that the movie gets made. 309 00:13:37,957 --> 00:13:39,958 - that's ridiculous. - I told them that. 310 00:13:40,026 --> 00:13:42,794 - but that's what they want. - and steve parles is gonna give them that? 311 00:13:42,828 --> 00:13:44,329 He's getting closer. 312 00:13:44,397 --> 00:13:46,531 With vince starring? 313 00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:49,067 Ahem. Where's he at? 314 00:13:49,135 --> 00:13:50,802 Come on. 315 00:13:50,870 --> 00:13:52,470 So now you're coy? 316 00:13:52,538 --> 00:13:54,839 One second you're honest abe with little rosy cheeks, 317 00:13:54,940 --> 00:13:56,541 The next you can't let your slippery little tongue-- 318 00:13:56,575 --> 00:13:58,743 I don't want to be abused, amanda. 319 00:13:58,811 --> 00:14:01,312 Look, edward wants this project. 320 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:04,015 But he is buying it without a studio and he wants it at a price. 321 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,917 How much is he gonna get paid if the movie gets made? 322 00:14:05,985 --> 00:14:08,186 - how is that relevant? - if he's gonna get his quote... 323 00:14:08,254 --> 00:14:10,588 If he's gonna get his quote what? Your writers should get theirs? 324 00:14:10,656 --> 00:14:12,791 E, your writers don't have a quote. 325 00:14:12,858 --> 00:14:14,359 Your writers don't have a pot to piss in. 326 00:14:14,427 --> 00:14:16,695 Ward norton is an academy award nominee 327 00:14:16,762 --> 00:14:18,263 Who wants to take their very raw script 328 00:14:18,330 --> 00:14:19,898 And turn it into something special. 329 00:14:19,965 --> 00:14:22,400 If you want to go and sell it to the first person 330 00:14:22,468 --> 00:14:24,536 With deep pockets for Vincent Chase, be my guest. 331 00:14:24,603 --> 00:14:26,204 It'll be a piece of shit like the last movie you guys made. 332 00:14:26,272 --> 00:14:29,040 Wow. You're a cold bitch, huh? 333 00:14:29,108 --> 00:14:31,710 But here are the facts: I've got a better offer. 334 00:14:31,777 --> 00:14:33,511 You've got a conflict of interest 335 00:14:33,579 --> 00:14:35,480 Because you represent ed and you're trying to sell the script. 336 00:14:35,548 --> 00:14:36,881 But you lowballed us and you know it. 337 00:14:36,949 --> 00:14:38,850 So take it back to ed and tell him what we want. 338 00:14:38,984 --> 00:14:41,653 The whole naivete thing is just an act, isn't it? 339 00:14:41,721 --> 00:14:44,089 You know just a little more than you let on. 340 00:14:44,123 --> 00:14:45,690 Well, know this: 341 00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:48,693 Edward norton is not getting into a bidding war. 342 00:14:48,761 --> 00:14:50,462 - amanda. - we're out. 343 00:14:50,529 --> 00:14:52,964 - amanda. - fuck off. 344 00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:57,202 Tom: you know the respect we have for you. 345 00:14:57,269 --> 00:14:59,004 We did "head on" together. 346 00:14:59,071 --> 00:15:01,539 It was great for you and it was great for us, okay? 347 00:15:01,607 --> 00:15:05,210 This movie is too expensive for us to finance with you in the lead. 348 00:15:05,277 --> 00:15:07,245 I totally understand, tom, and I appreciate the honesty. 349 00:15:07,313 --> 00:15:10,181 - thank you. - I actually would prefer if you lied to us, 350 00:15:10,249 --> 00:15:12,617 Like every other dick head in this town, but very refreshing. 351 00:15:12,685 --> 00:15:14,552 - thank you. - okay, thank you. 352 00:15:14,653 --> 00:15:17,088 - listen to me. You'll be back, buddy. - tom, thank you. 353 00:15:17,189 --> 00:15:19,824 This is not forever, right? You'll be back. 354 00:15:19,892 --> 00:15:21,993 Once a star always a threat, buddy. 355 00:15:22,061 --> 00:15:23,628 - good to see you. - all right, man. 356 00:15:23,696 --> 00:15:25,230 - thank you so much, tom. - thanks, Ari. 357 00:15:25,297 --> 00:15:27,899 0 for seven. That can't be good. 358 00:15:30,069 --> 00:15:32,937 - wow. - what? 359 00:15:33,005 --> 00:15:35,907 It's so bad you can't even spin it? 360 00:15:35,975 --> 00:15:37,776 Try and spin it, Ari. 361 00:15:37,843 --> 00:15:39,911 It will turn for us, I promise you. 362 00:15:39,979 --> 00:15:42,480 - no spinning. - we have to make it turn. 363 00:15:42,548 --> 00:15:45,083 I am trying. 364 00:15:45,151 --> 00:15:47,152 - have you read the script? - which one? 365 00:15:47,219 --> 00:15:49,954 - "smokejumpers." - yes, I told you I read it. 366 00:15:50,990 --> 00:15:52,490 Most of it. 367 00:15:52,558 --> 00:15:54,659 You know the part of ray? 368 00:15:54,727 --> 00:15:56,561 The brother. 369 00:15:56,629 --> 00:15:58,730 It's a good part. 370 00:15:58,798 --> 00:16:00,131 It's not the lead. 371 00:16:00,199 --> 00:16:02,567 I'm not getting leads. 372 00:16:02,635 --> 00:16:04,436 It's a good part in a good movie. 373 00:16:04,537 --> 00:16:06,504 It'd be good for me to be part of a good movie, right? 374 00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:12,977 That was so fucking humiliating. 375 00:16:13,045 --> 00:16:15,380 I can't believe the girls of "the view" would set him up like that. 376 00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:17,182 - sneaky bitches. - they said they won't cut it? 377 00:16:17,249 --> 00:16:20,418 Damage done. It already aired on the east coast. 378 00:16:20,486 --> 00:16:22,187 Women will probably love it though. 379 00:16:22,254 --> 00:16:24,656 I don't care about "the view"'s audience. I care about Drama's. 380 00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:27,292 If you don't think that all those women watching the show 381 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,428 Are gonna tell their teenage kids that he's a fucking pussy, you're crazy. 382 00:16:30,496 --> 00:16:32,230 At least it wasn't vince. 383 00:16:32,298 --> 00:16:35,233 He should be so fucking lucky. Get in. 384 00:16:35,301 --> 00:16:37,135 Hey, buddy. 385 00:16:38,537 --> 00:16:40,438 Too late to cut your meltdown, Drama. 386 00:16:40,506 --> 00:16:42,407 Who gives a shit? 387 00:16:42,475 --> 00:16:44,642 It was from the heart. It was truthful. 388 00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:46,978 Oh jesus, Drama. How many bottles is that? 389 00:16:48,814 --> 00:16:51,149 I lost count shortly after takeoff. 390 00:16:51,217 --> 00:16:52,951 - oh chris let's get him h. - Drama: why? 391 00:16:52,985 --> 00:16:56,755 What is there for me there, shauna? I got no girl, no love. 392 00:16:56,822 --> 00:16:59,491 - I got nothing. - Drama. 393 00:16:59,558 --> 00:17:01,960 When I came into this world I had nothing. 394 00:17:01,994 --> 00:17:04,262 Now I'm right back to it. 395 00:17:04,296 --> 00:17:06,431 I left everything I had up on that stage 396 00:17:06,499 --> 00:17:08,366 Except the clothes on my back. 397 00:17:08,434 --> 00:17:09,734 Maybe you should have left those too. 398 00:17:09,802 --> 00:17:11,636 It would have been far more interesting. 399 00:17:11,704 --> 00:17:13,538 Maybe I should have. 400 00:17:15,207 --> 00:17:16,975 Maybe I will. 401 00:17:18,344 --> 00:17:20,045 Oh jesus christ, Drama. Keep your clothes on. 402 00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:22,414 - hey hey, what are you doing? - what the fuck? 403 00:17:22,481 --> 00:17:25,350 - I got nothing! - oh god. 404 00:17:25,418 --> 00:17:26,685 Would you get back in the car? 405 00:17:26,752 --> 00:17:28,319 Do you hear me, world? 406 00:17:28,387 --> 00:17:30,755 Driver: mr. Chase, please get back in the car. 407 00:17:30,823 --> 00:17:32,390 I got nothing, world! 408 00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:34,392 - Drama! - ( siren wails ) 409 00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:35,627 ( groans ) 410 00:17:36,696 --> 00:17:38,596 Here, take my pants. 411 00:17:38,664 --> 00:17:40,031 Shauna: oh jesus. Get in the fucking car. 412 00:17:40,099 --> 00:17:42,567 - ( laughing ) - oh my god. 413 00:17:42,635 --> 00:17:44,869 - hey, e. - hey, Lloyd. 414 00:17:44,937 --> 00:17:46,438 - did you see Johnny on "the view"? - how was it? 415 00:17:46,505 --> 00:17:48,640 Interesting. 416 00:17:48,674 --> 00:17:50,041 You looked stressed, e. What's the matter? 417 00:17:50,109 --> 00:17:51,643 Amanda playing too rough for you? 418 00:17:51,711 --> 00:17:53,678 'cause I can call her and tell her to pick on someone her own size. 419 00:17:53,746 --> 00:17:55,880 I lost ed norton. Please tell me you got something. 420 00:17:55,948 --> 00:17:57,649 You lost ed norton? 421 00:17:57,717 --> 00:17:59,784 I actually overestimated your negotiating skills. 422 00:17:59,852 --> 00:18:02,087 - Ari. - no, he's right. He's right, I screwed up. 423 00:18:02,154 --> 00:18:03,888 I didn't set my clients straight. 424 00:18:03,956 --> 00:18:05,357 Please tell me you guys did better. 425 00:18:05,424 --> 00:18:07,592 Yeah, we did better. We did a whole lot better. 426 00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:08,927 You got an offer? 427 00:18:08,994 --> 00:18:10,762 500 gs from steve parles 428 00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:12,397 For your writers just like you wanted. 429 00:18:12,498 --> 00:18:14,632 - really? - yup. And vince is in. 430 00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:17,469 - and vince is in? - playing the brother ray. 431 00:18:17,503 --> 00:18:19,104 You're not gonna be the lead? 432 00:18:19,171 --> 00:18:21,406 - nope. - you okay with that? 433 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,308 - it was his idea. - it's a great role. 434 00:18:23,376 --> 00:18:26,511 - it's gonna be a great movie. - is it okay for him, Ari? 435 00:18:26,579 --> 00:18:27,912 It's what's necessary right now. 436 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:29,714 - and we got you the 500 gs. - yup. 437 00:18:29,782 --> 00:18:31,950 Wow, this is unbelievable. It really is. 438 00:18:32,018 --> 00:18:34,452 Say "thank you, Ari." 439 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:37,122 Come on. Say "thank you, Ari." 440 00:18:37,189 --> 00:18:39,190 - thank you, Ari. I appreciate it. - come here. There you go. 441 00:18:39,258 --> 00:18:40,825 - I love it. - aw. 442 00:18:40,893 --> 00:18:42,594 Ha ha! 443 00:18:42,695 --> 00:18:44,863 - thanks, vince. - ( phone rings ) 444 00:18:44,930 --> 00:18:47,532 It's actually my writers right here. 445 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,601 - tell them the good news. - think jed and clevis will go for it? 446 00:18:49,669 --> 00:18:52,671 - or are they gonna want to direct now too? - nick. 447 00:18:52,738 --> 00:18:55,206 Where've you been, e? We've been waiting on pins and needles. 448 00:18:55,274 --> 00:18:57,409 - lb. - ##I mean, you don't answer your phone. 449 00:18:57,443 --> 00:19:00,311 I sent you like 25 emails. What are we paying you for? 450 00:19:00,379 --> 00:19:02,714 - I got you your offer. - he got us an offer. 451 00:19:02,782 --> 00:19:05,483 500,000 just like you wanted and vince is gonna play the second lead. 452 00:19:05,551 --> 00:19:08,086 - I think I love you, e. - what's he saying? What's he saying? 453 00:19:08,154 --> 00:19:11,523 Vince and ed norton and 500 gs. 454 00:19:11,590 --> 00:19:13,825 Oh my god! 455 00:19:13,893 --> 00:19:16,561 Uh, no ed norton. Ed norton's out. 456 00:19:16,629 --> 00:19:19,097 - ed norton's out. - wait, why is ed norton out? 457 00:19:19,165 --> 00:19:20,699 Why is ed norton out? 458 00:19:20,766 --> 00:19:23,335 E, nick here. Why is ed norton out? 459 00:19:23,402 --> 00:19:25,503 His people didn't want to get into a bidding war 460 00:19:25,571 --> 00:19:27,605 And sometimes you just can't push. 461 00:19:27,673 --> 00:19:29,874 Yeah, but don't we pay you to know how hard to push? I mean, come on. 462 00:19:29,942 --> 00:19:32,744 You haven't paid me anything yet, nick, and I just made you half a million dollars. 463 00:19:32,778 --> 00:19:34,412 I ow, I know. 464 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,681 But, you know, we got all amped on ed norton today. 465 00:19:36,749 --> 00:19:38,550 We watched his movie, uh-- 466 00:19:38,617 --> 00:19:41,553 - he was so great in "american history x." - "american history x." 467 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,421 ##I mean, the guy can act. He's a good actor. 468 00:19:43,489 --> 00:19:47,092 Yeah, he is. And so is vince and he's the one you initially wanted, so... 469 00:19:47,159 --> 00:19:49,594 Actually, that letter that we sent you we sent to pretty much everybody. 470 00:19:49,662 --> 00:19:51,129 You were just the only one that responded. 471 00:19:51,197 --> 00:19:52,931 Are you happy? 472 00:19:55,334 --> 00:19:58,403 Nick, come on. Today you live with your mother, 473 00:19:58,471 --> 00:20:00,372 Tomorrow you don't have to. Tell me you're happy. 474 00:20:00,439 --> 00:20:02,307 Yeah, I'm happy. I'm happy. 475 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,676 I just-- you know, ed norton. I mean... 476 00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:06,344 I'm accepting the deal. Say thank you. 477 00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:08,313 ( sighs ) 478 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:10,415 Okay, thank you, e. 479 00:20:10,483 --> 00:20:12,517 Thank you. Here, say thank you. 480 00:20:12,585 --> 00:20:14,686 Thank you, e. 481 00:20:14,754 --> 00:20:16,955 All right, you're welcome. I'll talk to you later. Done deal. 482 00:20:17,023 --> 00:20:19,357 All right, we'll call them in the morning. Good news, Lloyd. 483 00:20:19,425 --> 00:20:22,494 Vince will have a new movie poster for you to whack off to soon. 484 00:20:22,561 --> 00:20:24,195 Oh, that's great news. Congrats, vince. 485 00:20:24,263 --> 00:20:26,898 But Turtle's on the phone. He says neither of you will pick up your cells. 486 00:20:26,966 --> 00:20:29,668 - my ringer's off. What's up? - it's Drama. 487 00:20:29,735 --> 00:20:31,736 What about him? 488 00:20:31,804 --> 00:20:33,571 Prisoners: victory! 489 00:20:33,639 --> 00:20:35,540 Whoo! 490 00:20:35,608 --> 00:20:38,343 Ari: your target demographic. 491 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,545 You all right, Johnny? 492 00:20:40,613 --> 00:20:42,547 Another incarceration on my record. 493 00:20:42,615 --> 00:20:45,550 But at least I'm reminded of the soothing touch 494 00:20:45,618 --> 00:20:47,018 Of a beautiful woman. 495 00:20:47,086 --> 00:20:48,820 - he's all yours. - thank you. 496 00:20:48,888 --> 00:20:50,588 When am I gonna see you in a new movie, vince? 497 00:20:50,656 --> 00:20:51,756 Pretty soon, I think. 498 00:20:51,824 --> 00:20:53,258 One brother getting out of movie-star jail 499 00:20:53,325 --> 00:20:54,592 The other one just getting out of jail. 500 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:57,328 - you got a movie, bro? - looks like it. 501 00:20:57,396 --> 00:20:59,764 There is justice in this world. 502 00:20:59,832 --> 00:21:01,833 Lloyd: there is more than that, Johnny Drama. 503 00:21:01,901 --> 00:21:03,802 I've spoken to many of my friends today 504 00:21:03,869 --> 00:21:05,670 And they loved your performance on "the view." 505 00:21:05,738 --> 00:21:08,373 Think they'll love whacking it to his mug shot as well, Lloyd? 506 00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:09,774 Great image, shauna. Nice. 507 00:21:09,842 --> 00:21:11,009 Can we got to villa, bro? 508 00:21:11,077 --> 00:21:13,078 I need to drown my sorrows in some pussy. 509 00:21:13,145 --> 00:21:15,513 - you got it. - ( phone rings ) 510 00:21:15,581 --> 00:21:18,283 My favorite female agent. How are you? 511 00:21:18,351 --> 00:21:19,851 Let's stick to business, Eric. 512 00:21:19,919 --> 00:21:21,586 Do we have any business to stick to? 513 00:21:21,654 --> 00:21:24,122 Edward's back in and he's bringing a studio with him. 514 00:21:24,190 --> 00:21:26,257 I'm about to make a deal, amanda. 515 00:21:26,325 --> 00:21:29,127 The offer's $1 million against $2 million for the script. 516 00:21:29,195 --> 00:21:31,496 - wow. - what is it? 517 00:21:31,564 --> 00:21:33,365 I need vince the second lead. 518 00:21:33,432 --> 00:21:35,467 What? 519 00:21:35,534 --> 00:21:37,836 Vince is ray the brother or I can't close. 520 00:21:37,870 --> 00:21:40,138 Alan gray is buying it, e. 521 00:21:40,206 --> 00:21:43,475 Not sure how your relationship is with him since he fired vince off "aquaman." 522 00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:45,276 ##but you can call. 523 00:21:45,311 --> 00:21:48,446 In the meantime call your writers and tell them they have edward norton 524 00:21:48,514 --> 00:21:50,248 And a $2 million offer. 525 00:21:50,282 --> 00:21:52,117 I'm sure they'll want to close. 526 00:21:53,219 --> 00:21:54,552 Ahem. 527 00:21:57,089 --> 00:21:58,523 What did she say? 528 00:22:03,863 --> 00:22:07,198 Transcript: ccextractor.sourceforge.net Don't be an ass. 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