1 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:32,220 CARTER: Henry? 2 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:33,424 Jack. 3 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,297 Somebody's been busy. 4 00:00:36,669 --> 00:00:38,068 What do you think? 5 00:00:38,138 --> 00:00:39,935 What should I think? 6 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:41,970 That the residents of Eureka are going to have 7 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,737 the clearest, most secure 8 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:48,076 cellular satellite Wi-Fi communications system in the world. 9 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:49,406 Just what I was going to say. 10 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:50,574 I knew that. See, I knew that. 11 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:51,981 Oh, wait a minute, it's late. 12 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,282 Aren't you supposed to be watching the game? 13 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:56,616 I was. Fargo called. 14 00:00:56,689 --> 00:00:58,156 (LAUGHlNG) 15 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,350 Wagner again. 16 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:02,327 I don't know. I get all the conductors confused. 17 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:03,419 Composers. 18 00:01:03,496 --> 00:01:04,520 I rest my case. 19 00:01:04,597 --> 00:01:05,621 Have a good one. 20 00:01:05,698 --> 00:01:06,960 Yeah, you, too. 21 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:23,312 (RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS) 22 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:43,031 I love the smell of pesticide in the morning. 23 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:52,803 Smells like grant renewal. 24 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:57,405 Biopharmacology is just a fancy word for gardening! 25 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:02,021 (HUMMlNG RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES) 26 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:30,381 That tears it. 27 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:33,814 Oops. My bad. 28 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:37,721 Trespassing is a crime, Fargo. 29 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:40,150 (POLlCE SlREN WAlLlNG) 30 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:41,989 Now we'll see who the criminal is. 31 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:47,090 FARGO: Sheriff, finally! 32 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,432 Fargo. 33 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:54,937 You smell like fertilizer. 34 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,836 He sprayed me with that death machine. 35 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:58,707 God knows what's in this stuff. 36 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:01,413 You called him a gardener again, didn't you? 37 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:03,005 The point is I can't take the music anymore. 38 00:03:03,082 --> 00:03:04,572 He plays it day and night. 39 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:07,511 Did you try asking him nicely to turn it down? 40 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:09,953 I can't talk to that man. He's completely irrational. 41 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,354 No idea what that's like. 42 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:13,756 People do not appreciate my role here. 43 00:03:13,826 --> 00:03:15,259 I'm the grease on the cogs 44 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:18,195 that turn the gears in this machine that is Eureka! 45 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:20,060 Let's go! 46 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,967 FARGO: Well, I'm sure you did a great job in the last town you worked in... 47 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,439 America, Fargo. I was a US Marshal. 48 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:30,169 America was my last town. 49 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:33,076 My point is the foundation of scientific exploration 50 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:36,604 in no small part depends on me getting the proper amount of sleep. 51 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:37,707 I'm the grease... 52 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:39,375 Grease. Yeah. I got it. 53 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:42,679 Sheriff, I didn't hear you come up. 54 00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:44,219 Can't imagine why, Seth. 55 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:45,780 Yeah. Sorry. 56 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:47,893 But my night-blooming necrosomnium violacea 57 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:48,950 just can't get enough. 58 00:03:49,028 --> 00:03:50,222 Yeah, well, I've had enough. 59 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:52,025 Well that makes two of us, half-pint. 60 00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:53,523 You calling me short? 61 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:55,031 If the corrective shoe fits, tiny. 62 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:57,399 Enough! Both of you, please. 63 00:03:57,537 --> 00:04:00,062 Guys, now my beer is warm. 64 00:04:00,139 --> 00:04:01,231 My steak is cold 65 00:04:01,307 --> 00:04:03,639 and I have half a football game to get back to. 66 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:06,239 Do you know what I'm saying? 67 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:07,574 Yeah. Not to bother you again. 68 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:09,615 Exactly. You, go on home 69 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:11,172 and, for God's sakes, take a shower. 70 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,776 You, no serenading your plants after 6:00 p.m., got it? 71 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:15,046 But... No buts! 72 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:18,054 If I have to come back, I'm bringing a stun gun and a weed whacker. 73 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,721 You got it? 74 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:22,650 Good. 75 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,195 Oh, this was unexpected. 76 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,236 You said Kevin was at his grandparents. 77 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:31,394 It's not often you get a night off. 78 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:32,631 No, it was nice. 79 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:34,263 I'm just... You know, it's been a long time 80 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:36,274 since you've done something spontaneous. 81 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:40,042 You know, I was thinking, 82 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:44,243 maybe we should revise our timetable on sampling the artifact. 83 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:47,815 Okay. Seeing that I know virtually nothing about it, 84 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:49,081 what are you asking? 85 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:50,679 Well, we saw what even brief exposure can do. 86 00:04:50,923 --> 00:04:53,790 I mean, Dr. Carlson evolved beyond anything we've ever seen. 87 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:56,953 I don't know, Nathan. We still don't have a handle on what we're dealing with. 88 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,658 Which is why we need a physical sample to study. 89 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:01,028 That's a huge risk. 90 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:02,658 A calculated risk, 91 00:05:03,369 --> 00:05:05,064 but we will need to revise the safety protocols. 92 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:07,862 (SlGHS) 93 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,032 (SlGHS) 94 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:12,577 I should've known. 95 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:13,737 What? 96 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,007 That this wasn't just dinner. 97 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:18,812 That you had an agenda and I actually thought that maybe... 98 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:20,508 Forget it. 99 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,219 Well, it's important, Allison. 100 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:24,722 I know it's important. It's always more important. 101 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,952 And I'm tired of being the one who has to say no. 102 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:28,493 Allie... No. 103 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:34,261 SARAH: Welcome back, Sheriff Carter. 104 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,323 Hey, SARAH, who's winning? 105 00:05:35,401 --> 00:05:37,301 Michigan State, up by a touchdown. 106 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:38,837 What? How'd that happen? 107 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:41,396 Watch the rush! No fumble! 108 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,572 Fighting lrish, my ass. 109 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:45,543 Jackson might as well be handing them the ball. 110 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:47,476 He's green. You just got to give him a little... 111 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:49,909 Was that my steak? 112 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:52,010 It was getting cold. 113 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:53,677 And before you have a coronary, that's ginger ale. 114 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:54,947 Your beer is in the fridge. 115 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,010 No, not for long. 116 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,647 SARAH: Way ahead of you, Sheriff. 117 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,984 So, what was the emergency? 118 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:02,653 Lovers' quarrel. I handled it. 119 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:06,029 Come on! Go! Go! Go! 120 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:14,301 Warren, tonight we sleep like kings. 121 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:24,379 (RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS) 122 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,849 (RUSTLlNG) 123 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:34,918 Oh, it's on now. 124 00:07:11,397 --> 00:07:13,126 Music to my ears. 125 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:14,860 What the hell are you doing? 126 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,561 Taking back the night. 127 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:19,036 Fargo, I'm going to change your religion. 128 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,595 Oh, crap! Oh. 129 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:09,977 (SNORlNG) 130 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:35,536 (SNORlNG) 131 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:31,198 (PHONE RlNGlNG) 132 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:37,502 Allison Blake. 133 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,199 (SlGHS) 134 00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:41,779 I don't want to talk about this now, Nathan. 135 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,773 No, it's just way too early to argue. 136 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:46,607 Huh? 137 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,412 Oh, I must have overslept, okay? 138 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:52,649 Look, I don't know. When I feel like it! 139 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:54,548 (SlGHS) 140 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:08,963 Morning, Henry. 141 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:10,464 Oh, hey. 142 00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:12,439 I thought you finished it yesterday. 143 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:14,679 I didn't realize I was on a deadline. 144 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:17,180 Oh, no. No, no. Just making conversation. 145 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,287 How does it work, anyway? 146 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:23,744 It... 147 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,347 (SlGHS) 148 00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:28,583 It just does. 149 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:31,997 God, do I really have to explain everything? 150 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,533 No. Feeling okay? 151 00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:36,590 Fine. 152 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:40,971 Just tired. 153 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,673 Well, I'll let you get back to it. 154 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:45,833 Thank you. 155 00:10:58,257 --> 00:10:59,246 JO: What's up? 156 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:00,614 Hey. 157 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:04,724 You notice people acting a little weird? 158 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:07,692 No. 159 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:12,631 You look nice. 160 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:13,899 Doing something new with your hair? 161 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:17,236 Oh, yeah. I didn't feel like putting it up today. 162 00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:18,640 No law against that, right? 163 00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:20,972 Right. 164 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:23,242 Hey, you know what we should do tonight? 165 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:26,278 We should go dancing. Sure. You and me. 166 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,820 Thin Blue Line, brother. 167 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,047 We could tear it up. 168 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,854 Don't take this the wrong way, 169 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:35,287 but have you been drinking? 170 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:38,057 Oh, drinking! Yeah, let's do that. 171 00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:39,829 Oh, my God. 172 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,298 You know what would be so good right now? 173 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,698 One of those caramel cappuccinos, 174 00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:44,167 you know, the one with the whipped cream 175 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,067 and those cinnamon sprinkles. You want? 176 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:47,127 I'll go make a run. 177 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,571 Well, actually... Great! 178 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:51,172 Back in a jiff. 179 00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:54,106 Okay, something's definitely wrong. 180 00:11:58,617 --> 00:12:01,347 I want that son of a bitch arrested. 181 00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:03,754 Nice to see you, too, Seth. 182 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:05,256 I take it something has happened. 183 00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:06,348 Fargo happened. 184 00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:08,689 That sneaky little misanthrope cut my speaker wires 185 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,092 and knocked me out with a shovel. 186 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:13,427 Mild mannered Fargo knocked you out? 187 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:14,989 He ain't mild mannered. 188 00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:16,601 He's a freaking lunatic! 189 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:17,897 And I want him locked up! 190 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,870 Okay. I'll go talk to him. 191 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,307 He's not at home. 192 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,669 When you find him, I want you to arrest him. 193 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:29,804 Yeah. If I deem that necessary then I will arrest him. 194 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:33,241 In the meantime, just you go on home, okay? I'll handle it. 195 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,844 You better or I will. 196 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:39,182 Seth, is that a threat? 197 00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:42,820 No. Good. 198 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:48,991 It's going to be one of those days. 199 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,099 (EXCLAlMS) 200 00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:00,371 Morning, Fargo! 201 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,845 Go away. I'm trying to sleep. 202 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,575 Yeah, talked to Seth Osborne. 203 00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:04,809 Heard you had a busy night. 204 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,852 You should arrest that maniac. He's a menace. 205 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,318 He says the same thing about you. 206 00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:10,753 Me? I unplug a couple speaker cables, he freaks out. 207 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:13,314 The next thing I know, I wake up in a pool of my own spittle. 208 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,391 Wait a second, he knocked you out? 209 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,985 Yeah, so why don't you go bother him 210 00:13:17,062 --> 00:13:18,495 and let me get back to sleep. 211 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:19,622 You can sleep in my cell. 212 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:20,756 You're coming in for a statement. 213 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,399 Oh, man, why me? 214 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,801 Well, for starters, you just confessed to trespassing and vandalism. 215 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,865 Everyone always blames me for everything. This is so not fair. 216 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,533 I know. Life generally isn't. 217 00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:31,974 Let's go. 218 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,035 (EXCLAlMS) 219 00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:39,309 NATHAN: The answer is no. 220 00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:41,216 You're answering a question that isn't being asked. 221 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,686 He's coming with me. That's a statement. 222 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,154 Good morning, boys. 223 00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:46,157 Hey. You look nice. 224 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:48,419 Thank you. I feel nice. 225 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,462 You're late. You're never late. 226 00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:52,689 Well, there's a first time for everything. 227 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,130 So, what's going on? 228 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,168 Well, Osborne was playing his music way too loud... 229 00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:57,429 Shut up. 230 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,697 CARTER: There are some very serious allegations 231 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,432 Ieveled against Fargo and I'm taking him in. 232 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:02,302 And I need him here to work. 233 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:05,138 So, you're going to have to tell the good Sheriff that this will have to wait. 234 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,872 Don't the two of you ever get tired of bickering? 235 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:07,970 No. Not really. 236 00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:09,674 Look, if Fargo has done something illegal, 237 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,441 Carter has to take care of it. Thank you. 238 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,814 Well, there's a surprise. 239 00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:13,907 What? 240 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,044 You taking his side. 241 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,917 I'm not taking anyone's side, Nathan. 242 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:19,822 Oh, please. You could never separate the personal from the professional. 243 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,752 Oh, like your problem with Carter is strictly professional. 244 00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,125 I hate the way he looks at you. 245 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,686 Oh, I don't look at her. 246 00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:27,765 Oh, please, like a shark eyeing chum. 247 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:28,891 Really? 248 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,027 No, I mean... Yes, I mean you look good, yeah, 249 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:33,162 but we got to stay on topic here. 250 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,400 Am I supposed to ignore that Mayberry's hitting on my wife? 251 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:36,805 You do realize I'm standing right here? 252 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,436 First of all, Nathan, you and I are separated 253 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:42,639 so Carter or anyone else can make a move anytime they want to. 254 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,115 Second of all, I'm not the one 255 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,209 who turned a perfectly pleasant dinner 256 00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:48,810 into a business proposal and most importantly... 257 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:49,877 Guys... 258 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,980 I didn't leave you for a job in DC. 259 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,252 And it always comes back to this. 260 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,192 Wake me when it's over. 261 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,253 Reminds me of the last time we slept together. 262 00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,558 Oh! NATHAN: At least you can remember it. 263 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,327 You're an ass. Want to know the truth, Allison? 264 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,392 We were having our problems long before I left Eureka. 265 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,596 But you refused to see it 266 00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:08,139 because it wasn't framed in your perfect little picture. 267 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:09,697 I never needed perfect, Nathan. 268 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,037 I just needed someone to be there. 269 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,970 Well, here he is. Go for it! 270 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,274 I got work to do anyway. 271 00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:16,609 I don't care what you do. 272 00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:18,149 I'm tired of playing den mother around here. 273 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,412 You know, we're just going to give you guys a minute... 274 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,613 Oh, no, no, no, no. You stay here. I'll go. 275 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:23,985 I quit. 276 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:26,456 Oh, but, Allison, hold on! 277 00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:31,258 She's all yours, sport! Enjoy. 278 00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:34,321 I... 279 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,593 Fargo? 280 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,568 Come on. 281 00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:40,868 (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG) 282 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:50,538 Come on, Allison. Pick it up. 283 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,351 This is injustice. This is madness. 284 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,981 I am the grease, damn it! The grease. 285 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,147 Shut up for a second. 286 00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,689 Hey, Allison, it's Jack. 287 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:01,555 Listen, people are acting a little weird 288 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,427 and frankly, you're acting a little weird. 289 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:07,957 But we should really get together and sort this out 290 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,001 before it gets any worse. 291 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,963 Caught him trying to burn down Fargo's house. 292 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,026 Too late. 293 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,264 What? I'll kill him! 294 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:15,466 Not if I kill you first! 295 00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,168 Knock it off! 296 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:18,532 Behave! 297 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,305 Want to lock them up together and see what happens? 298 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:23,848 And then I quit! 299 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,944 And it was like this heavy weight was lifted. 300 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:29,988 Like I was breathing for the first time in years. 301 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,985 It was terrifying and liberating all at the same time, 302 00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:34,821 Iike anything was possible. 303 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:36,986 So... So what do you think? 304 00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:41,164 I think I've lost my appetite. 305 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:42,792 I know. I'm sorry. 306 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:44,495 It's just the first time that I've ever done this 307 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,060 and it just seemed like a good time to start. 308 00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:49,369 Yes, because most therapists love to work during their lunch break. 309 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:50,965 I'm sorry. 310 00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:54,011 I thought you were supposed to be gentle and supportive. 311 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:56,513 Frankly, that's getting old. 312 00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:57,771 Okay. 313 00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,713 Every day, you people come to me and bare your souls, 314 00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:02,309 hoping I'll tell you what to do. 315 00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,754 But that is not really what you're looking for. 316 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,313 It isn't? No. 317 00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:07,586 You already know what you should do. 318 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,684 You're just looking for permission to do what you want. 319 00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:11,625 I guess I could see how that could get tiring. 320 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,187 Yeah. Everybody spills their guts to me, 321 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,527 but who do l get to talk to? 322 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,324 I've never thought of it that way. 323 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:17,699 Of course not. 324 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,738 Because you're all too narcissistic to consider 325 00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,365 that no one really gives a crap about your problems, 326 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,671 which aren't really problems at all. 327 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,369 I mean, come on. 328 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,310 "I'm Allison Blake. I'm torn between 329 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,281 "my gorgeous, brilliant, but emotionally unavailable husband 330 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,011 "and the gorgeous, charming but immature sheriff. 331 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:35,519 "What should I do?" 332 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:40,589 You make a choice, commit to it and live with the consequences. 333 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:43,820 Talk is easy. Doing is hard. 334 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,827 CARTER: Passed out? You sure you didn't just have one too many? 335 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,800 No, no, I believe you. I'll just... 336 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,961 Yeah, I'll be in touch. Okay. Bye. 337 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,865 That's 10 calls in 10 minutes. 338 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:58,239 I'm going to find Allison. She doesn't get to quit today. 339 00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,100 Quit it. 340 00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:01,270 You quit it! 341 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,075 All right, hit him again! 342 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,473 Keep it up, bitches. 343 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:07,075 I can do this all day. 344 00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:09,712 CARTER: Okay, Jo, I'm going to be back shortly. 345 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,253 I need you to stay here and watch them. 346 00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:12,654 You got it, Chief. 347 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,350 Stop calling me Chief. 348 00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:17,050 What are you doing? 349 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:18,452 Nothing. 350 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,420 Jo! 351 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,595 Okay, this is mine. 352 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:23,726 You are no fun! 353 00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,667 You know what would be fun? Ice-skating! 354 00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:27,796 Never mind. I'm going to go figure this out. 355 00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:30,569 You stay here and do whatever it is that you're not doing. 356 00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:32,306 (BOTH GRUNTlNG) 357 00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:39,449 GLAZER: I don't think I'm following you, sir. 358 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:40,951 It's not that complicated, Dr. Glazer. 359 00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:43,783 I need you to give me access codes through the firewall. 360 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,881 There are strict safety calls in place. 361 00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:49,016 What you're suggesting could be catastrophic. 362 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,096 I need this, Louis. 363 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:55,463 The current plan for making contact with the artifact 364 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:58,332 follows a progression of steps over the next several months 365 00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:02,703 all carefully designed and approved by you. 366 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,536 I thought you were a team player, Glazer. 367 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,472 But if you're not with me, I can do it myself. 368 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,014 But Dr. Stark... 369 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:12,012 I don't need you. 370 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,073 Very well. 371 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:15,948 I don't need anyone. 372 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,749 Allison? 373 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:30,223 You home? 374 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:35,328 Hey, Carter. 375 00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:37,165 What are you doing here? 376 00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:38,231 I was worried. 377 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,943 You're not answering your cell phone 378 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,209 and things are getting really weird. 379 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:45,140 I need your help. 380 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,412 Oh, that's nice. 381 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:48,675 Are you okay? 382 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:49,743 Yeah. 383 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:53,255 Believe it or not, I've been spending some time with Beverly. 384 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,792 In session? 385 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,155 Well, we weren't shopping. 386 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:58,286 Right. Was it helpful? 387 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,831 Well, I've had a breakthrough. 388 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:01,888 Good. 389 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,934 So, does that mean you've reconsidered? 390 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,025 Oh, I have. 391 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,037 Oh, great. 392 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:09,073 Because we've got to figure out what's gotten into people. 393 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,506 I mean... Have you told Stark you're not quitting? 394 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,168 I'm not talking about my job. 395 00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:14,272 I'm talking about what I want. 396 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:17,044 In regards to? 397 00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:18,638 This. 398 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,684 Yeah. Allison. 399 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:23,448 I'm making a choice and committing to it. 400 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:25,456 Talk is easy. Doing is hard. 401 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,458 Yeah, and what are you doing? 402 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,289 Exactly what I want. 403 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,295 Yeah. I can't. 404 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,387 Really? 405 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:35,657 Yeah. 406 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,463 (STAMMERlNG) Oh, no. I mean, I can! 407 00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:38,901 I'm fully capable, but... 408 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,097 What are you talking about? 409 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,639 You're not yourself. 410 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,772 People aren't acting like themselves. 411 00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:47,107 And as much as I would love to... 412 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,806 I completely understand. 413 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:49,869 Yeah. 414 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:51,905 Good. 415 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:53,842 Now get out. 416 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,819 What? No. If you just think... 417 00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:57,821 Yeah, I'm done thinking. I'm doing. 418 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:09,532 Henry, Henry, Spencer said I'd find you here. 419 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,091 Look things are getting a little crazy. 420 00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:12,193 I need to pick your brain. 421 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,465 You and everybody else. 422 00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:14,698 I don't follow. 423 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:17,264 I mean that's all anyone around here does, 424 00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:18,707 is feed on me. 425 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,904 Global Dynamics, D.O.D., you. 426 00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:22,708 I'm intellectual carrion. 427 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:23,770 CHEF: Order up! 428 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:25,678 Not you, too. 429 00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:28,143 HENRY: It's all about producing, 430 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,414 getting ahead of everybody else 431 00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:31,285 but that's not what I signed up for. 432 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:34,317 It's a little early in the morning for scotch, isn't it? 433 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:38,656 No. I came to Eureka to create without restriction 434 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,493 or agenda, to make the world a better place, 435 00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:42,157 you know, like the new cell tower, 436 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,464 but eventually it all gets digested by the machine 437 00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:48,370 and re-tasked and turned into something very, very unappetizing! 438 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:49,939 Henry, I need you to focus for me, 439 00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:51,305 just for a second. 440 00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:52,570 You need something from me? 441 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,111 Well, there's a shocker! 442 00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:55,201 CHEF: Order up! 443 00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:57,648 CARTER: Okay, I'm just going to ignore that and push on. 444 00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,911 People seem to be under the influence, 445 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,816 doing whatever the hell they want, like they're drunk. 446 00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,252 Some of us are. 447 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,290 Could it be an infection? 448 00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:08,757 Something like contagious Tourette's? 449 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,159 How did you get all those big words 450 00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:12,821 to come out of that tiny, little brain? 451 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:13,920 (SlGHS) 452 00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:17,097 You know what? You're a really mean drunk. 453 00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:20,660 Caribou pepper steak with roasted garlic. 454 00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,468 Sheriff, you hungry? 455 00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:24,337 Not anymore. 456 00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:26,543 Okay, well, the seats are for customers 457 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,602 so either order something or get your ass up. 458 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:31,705 You see? 459 00:22:31,783 --> 00:22:33,751 CHEF: There you go! There's your blue plate special! 460 00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:35,714 See? It's spreading. 461 00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:37,114 So, how's it being transmitted? 462 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,679 Is it a virus? 463 00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:41,420 I don't know. 464 00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:46,787 I don't care. The doctor is out. 465 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,459 Henry, I can't solve this alone. 466 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:52,367 Well, then you're really screwed! 467 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,700 Vincent, there's a tuft of hair in my food. 468 00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:00,503 There you go. 469 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:02,077 And this is well done. 470 00:23:02,247 --> 00:23:04,238 You know I like my meat bloody. 471 00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:09,611 I am so sorry. 472 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:12,347 Let me fix that for you quick as a wink. 473 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,827 That bloody enough for you, jackass? 474 00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:19,096 CHEF: Order up, Vincent! 475 00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:22,827 Yeah, I'm screwed. 476 00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:26,769 (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG) 477 00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:28,762 (CARTER SlGHS) 478 00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:31,174 JO: What happened? 479 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,803 Vincent brained one of the Baker brothers 480 00:23:33,945 --> 00:23:35,435 with today's special. 481 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,571 Nice. Any particular reason? 482 00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:40,981 Well, other than the fact that it was burnt and caribou? 483 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,617 Maybe the fact that he's crazy. 484 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,017 Are we still getting calls about people who passed out last night? 485 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,083 Tons. I just stopped answering the phone. 486 00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:52,458 Jo, you have to answer the phone. 487 00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:55,329 I don't want to. It's so boring and l... 488 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:59,268 Okay. Okay. People, gather around for a second. 489 00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:02,795 Quick question. How many of you blacked out last night? 490 00:24:02,874 --> 00:24:04,739 Put your hand down. Put your hand down. Down. 491 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:09,311 Any of you wake up someplace strange this morning? 492 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,921 Okay, okay. Thank you. 493 00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:19,286 Jo, can you take Vincent back to the station and lock him up? 494 00:24:19,357 --> 00:24:21,052 And keep him away from Frick and Frack. 495 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,393 Okay. 496 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,452 Jo! 497 00:24:28,066 --> 00:24:29,055 Oh, yeah. 498 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,531 Right! Come on. 499 00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:34,227 (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG) 500 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:39,237 Zoe, it's me. I need you to go home and stay there, okay? 501 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:42,474 Oh, and make sure you keep your cell on in case... 502 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,712 Oh, that's got to be it. 503 00:24:47,252 --> 00:24:49,482 On second thought, scratch that. 504 00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:52,022 Turn it off. Turn your cell off. 505 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:59,161 Devil's plaything. 506 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,992 Taggart? 507 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:06,367 You're naked. 508 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:08,939 Au naturel. 509 00:25:09,107 --> 00:25:10,904 May I ask why? 510 00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:14,100 Why not? 511 00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:18,341 Unfortunately, that doesn't tell me if you've been affected or not. 512 00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:22,216 Why do we find it so impossible to live in harmony with nature? 513 00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:23,948 I mean, look at it. 514 00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:27,081 All function, no form. 515 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:28,748 Dysfunction. 516 00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:33,357 You want to help me take it down? 517 00:25:33,431 --> 00:25:34,921 With pleasure. 518 00:25:40,772 --> 00:25:43,468 So Quixote turns, 519 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,238 standing in the field of men 520 00:25:46,311 --> 00:25:49,280 at the foot of giants and says aloud, 521 00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:50,871 "No more." 522 00:25:50,949 --> 00:25:54,180 Let's tilt that windmill. Shall we? 523 00:25:58,256 --> 00:26:01,657 I was thinking more along the lines of an off switch. 524 00:26:17,442 --> 00:26:19,034 (ALARM BUZZlNG) 525 00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:25,048 (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG) 526 00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:34,482 (ALL CLAMORlNG) 527 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,793 Hey, don't make me come in there! 528 00:26:37,963 --> 00:26:38,952 Oh, wow. 529 00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:42,631 Hey, attention, everyone, good news. 530 00:26:42,701 --> 00:26:44,066 You're all going to be fine. 531 00:26:44,135 --> 00:26:45,659 I think I fixed the problem. 532 00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:47,737 Or Taggart did. 533 00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:48,795 Really? 534 00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:50,738 Because it sure doesn't look like it. 535 00:26:51,910 --> 00:26:52,899 Stop it! 536 00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:54,844 Well, maybe there's a delayed response. 537 00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:56,312 Mine! 538 00:26:56,381 --> 00:26:58,645 Now did you take away all their cells? PDAs? 539 00:26:58,717 --> 00:26:59,877 An hour ago. 540 00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,317 What are you waiting for? Come and get it, big man. 541 00:27:02,487 --> 00:27:03,920 Why do they seem worse? 542 00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:06,617 Hello? That's what I'm asking you. 543 00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:07,949 Oh, hell. 544 00:27:08,026 --> 00:27:09,584 (PEOPLE ARGUlNG) 545 00:27:13,832 --> 00:27:14,821 Henry? 546 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:18,030 I told you the doctor is out. 547 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:20,703 I'm cleaning house. Take anything you like. 548 00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:22,405 Yeah. I know what you told me. 549 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,465 But that... 550 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:28,443 The sub-frequency cellular thingamajig that you built, 551 00:27:28,513 --> 00:27:31,641 that you finished, I had this theory that it was responsible 552 00:27:31,716 --> 00:27:35,152 for the strange behavior so I had Taggart dismantle it. 553 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,346 Good for you. 554 00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:38,048 Yeah, only no one's getting any better. 555 00:27:38,123 --> 00:27:40,956 Probably because it wasn't online. 556 00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:42,118 You sure? 557 00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:45,822 I built the damn thing, Carter. I should know whether or not it was running! 558 00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:47,159 So this thing isn't over? 559 00:27:47,232 --> 00:27:48,221 No. 560 00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:51,697 Hello, everyone, this is Beverly Barlowe. 561 00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:53,533 Hey, isn't that your PA system? 562 00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:54,697 I gave it to her this morning. 563 00:27:54,773 --> 00:27:55,933 I'm canceling all therapy appointments 564 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,565 for the foreseeable future. 565 00:27:57,642 --> 00:27:59,269 All this secrecy isn't healthy 566 00:27:59,377 --> 00:28:02,346 and, frankly, I can't take anymore. 567 00:28:02,781 --> 00:28:06,046 I suggest instead, you start talking to each other. 568 00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:10,483 So, before I go, I thought I would give you a few issues to discuss. 569 00:28:10,955 --> 00:28:13,355 I'll start in alphabetical order. 570 00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:15,590 Allison Blake. 571 00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:16,684 (BEVERLY LAUGHING) 572 00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:17,785 Oh, crap! 573 00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:19,830 For such a beautiful woman, you'd think that she would... 574 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:26,130 And that brings me to Walter and Susan Perkins. 575 00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:28,764 Boy, do I have a lot of dirt on these two. 576 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,196 Beverly! 577 00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:35,473 And quite frankly, it will be a relief to get it all out in the open. 578 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,208 Yeah, let's leave it closed. 579 00:28:37,315 --> 00:28:39,306 But I am just getting to the good part. 580 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:40,646 Yeah, I know. Walter... 581 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:44,052 People are having a little bit of trouble controlling their impulses 582 00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:47,022 so I'm just going to save you from yourself. 583 00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:48,218 You're a dead woman! 584 00:28:48,293 --> 00:28:49,282 And her. 585 00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:52,292 Yeah. Okay. 586 00:28:52,363 --> 00:28:53,728 I'm all yours, princess. 587 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,961 CARTER: That looked like it hurt. 588 00:28:58,336 --> 00:28:59,701 Is that the best you've got? 589 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,263 Allison, you have every right to be angry. 590 00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:04,706 But violence is not the answer. 591 00:29:04,843 --> 00:29:07,038 You guys might want to talk. 592 00:29:07,178 --> 00:29:08,202 That's better. 593 00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:10,873 And maybe we can talk this through. Beverly, you're the therapist. 594 00:29:11,282 --> 00:29:12,647 (GRUNTS) No! 595 00:29:13,351 --> 00:29:14,545 That's it! 596 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:16,909 (GUN FlRES) 597 00:29:17,388 --> 00:29:19,686 Is that the best you've got? 598 00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:30,724 Allison, what are you doing? 599 00:29:30,802 --> 00:29:32,565 Exactly what I want to. 600 00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:33,934 Well, it's about time. 601 00:29:34,005 --> 00:29:35,131 Bev, not helping. 602 00:29:35,206 --> 00:29:37,834 She exposed my deepest secrets to the entire town. 603 00:29:37,909 --> 00:29:40,173 To be fair, I exposed everybody's secrets. 604 00:29:40,245 --> 00:29:41,803 Well, up to the P's anyway. 605 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,479 I'm not too happy with you either. 606 00:29:43,548 --> 00:29:44,572 Now get out of the way! 607 00:29:44,649 --> 00:29:46,378 Allison, listen to me. You're not yourself! 608 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,783 Something is happening and it's happening to everyone. 609 00:29:49,587 --> 00:29:52,249 Everybody but me. I'm not affected. Why am I not affected? 610 00:29:52,323 --> 00:29:53,984 I'm pretty sure this will affect you. 611 00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:55,423 Now move out of the way! 612 00:29:55,493 --> 00:29:56,619 You're not going to shoot anyone. 613 00:29:56,694 --> 00:29:57,786 Really? Why's that? 614 00:29:57,862 --> 00:29:59,420 Well, you're not going to shoot me. 615 00:30:01,432 --> 00:30:02,421 Okay. 616 00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:07,830 Sorry. It's for your own protection. 617 00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:09,430 You think I was mad at you before. 618 00:30:11,776 --> 00:30:13,038 I'll make it up to you. 619 00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:15,443 There is nothing that you could possibly do. 620 00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:17,646 Thank you. 621 00:30:17,782 --> 00:30:18,942 What? What the... 622 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,512 Well, that's a start. 623 00:30:23,955 --> 00:30:25,047 Okay. 624 00:30:25,123 --> 00:30:27,091 You two keep each other company. 625 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:29,592 I'm sure you've got a lot to talk about. 626 00:30:42,607 --> 00:30:44,370 CARTER: Well, this isn't good. 627 00:30:56,054 --> 00:30:57,351 CARTER: SARAH, door. 628 00:30:59,557 --> 00:31:01,047 SARAH: Welcome back, Sheriff. 629 00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:03,783 Zoe? 630 00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:07,420 (DOOR CLOSlNG) 631 00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:08,988 Zoe? 632 00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:11,657 (GASPS) 633 00:31:12,403 --> 00:31:14,234 Oh, not you, too. 634 00:31:14,405 --> 00:31:16,930 Me? What about you? 635 00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:18,235 I'm good. 636 00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:19,674 Yeah? Yeah. 637 00:31:20,144 --> 00:31:21,133 Prove it. 638 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,809 Put down my autographed World Series bat 639 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,409 or I'll ground you until you're 30. 640 00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:30,750 Thank God. I was freaking out. 641 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:33,045 You okay? 642 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,621 Well, considering everyone has gone schizo? 643 00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:37,024 The school is completely out of control, 644 00:31:37,095 --> 00:31:38,926 kids in fights, making out in the hallways, 645 00:31:38,997 --> 00:31:40,521 teachers apathetic. 646 00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:42,532 So, more like a normal school then? 647 00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:43,691 Exactly. 648 00:31:43,768 --> 00:31:44,757 All right. 649 00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:46,259 Weird, huh? 650 00:31:46,337 --> 00:31:48,396 I mean we're both fine, right? 651 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,766 But why? 652 00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:51,399 I mean, what makes us different? 653 00:31:52,176 --> 00:31:53,473 We're from LA. 654 00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:56,740 That definitely sets us apart. Yeah. 655 00:31:57,482 --> 00:31:58,949 But we've been in town for a while. 656 00:31:59,017 --> 00:32:00,348 What makes us different now? 657 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:04,047 SARAH: Maybe a massage would help clear your head so you could think. 658 00:32:04,122 --> 00:32:06,022 How come you never offer me a massage? 659 00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:07,920 That's it. 660 00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:09,482 A massage? No. 661 00:32:09,961 --> 00:32:11,258 SARAH, door. 662 00:32:13,698 --> 00:32:15,188 Wait, where are you going? 663 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:16,255 Nowhere. SARAH, door. 664 00:32:19,904 --> 00:32:21,235 (DOOR HlSSlNG) 665 00:32:21,506 --> 00:32:25,340 That hissing sound. SARAH, this bunker is hermetically sealed, right? 666 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:28,003 SARAH: Technically, I'm a smart house, but, yes. 667 00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:30,509 Okay. And where does our air come from? 668 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:33,413 I'm equipped with oxygen and carbon dioxide tanks 669 00:32:33,484 --> 00:32:35,076 in case of emergency. 670 00:32:35,153 --> 00:32:36,620 However, most of your breathable air 671 00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:38,553 is filtered from the outside through 672 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:41,387 a point one micron particle filter. 673 00:32:41,492 --> 00:32:43,892 Okay, and I'm betting you keep track of every micron. 674 00:32:43,995 --> 00:32:45,895 Of course. 675 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,524 All right. I'm going to need an analysis and fast. 676 00:32:48,599 --> 00:32:50,829 Whatever happened, happened last night while we were sleeping. 677 00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:53,496 The only abnormality in the last 24 hours 678 00:32:53,571 --> 00:32:58,975 is a spike in the pollen count from 11:53 p.m. to 6:23 a.m. Sunrise. 679 00:32:59,110 --> 00:33:01,169 Pollen? What kind of pollen? 680 00:33:01,412 --> 00:33:02,743 Searching. 681 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,508 The material in question is exotic in nature. 682 00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:08,381 It will take me some time to collate that data. 683 00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:10,045 Okay, great. 684 00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:12,518 Well, you have about 20 minutes before it gets dark. 685 00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:13,818 So, SARAH, door. 686 00:33:13,891 --> 00:33:15,051 Where are you going? 687 00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:17,094 Back to where it started. You stay here. 688 00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:36,740 Okay, I'm in. 689 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:37,837 Be careful. 690 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:42,508 I got nothing. 691 00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:45,214 SARAH, you say a plant is causing this? 692 00:33:45,289 --> 00:33:49,749 SARAH: The filter log registered positive for pollen from the violacea family. 693 00:33:49,927 --> 00:33:52,521 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's night-blooming 694 00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:55,762 Necro something violacea. 695 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,794 That's Osborne's genetic hybrid. 696 00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:00,831 Necrosomnium? 697 00:34:00,905 --> 00:34:02,304 Yeah! That's it. What is that? 698 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:04,170 According to the Eureka Quest search engine 699 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,775 it's Latin for death sleep. 700 00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:08,673 Of course it is. 701 00:34:08,746 --> 00:34:10,475 Why would somebody plant that? 702 00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:12,448 Says here it's potentially an organic sedative. 703 00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:14,985 An alternative to general anesthesia. 704 00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:17,786 ZOE: Some varieties can alter brain chemistry. 705 00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:19,250 There's a picture. 706 00:34:19,323 --> 00:34:22,622 Hey, do you see any purple flowers or plants? 707 00:34:22,693 --> 00:34:24,160 No. Nada. 708 00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:27,026 Hybrids may not share the same characteristics as their parents 709 00:34:27,098 --> 00:34:30,067 and often present radically different physical traits. 710 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:33,829 So maybe it's a different color? 711 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,134 No, it's purple. Got to go. 712 00:34:49,854 --> 00:34:51,651 Nature, one. 713 00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:54,151 Man, nil. 714 00:35:05,470 --> 00:35:06,459 (GROANS) 715 00:35:06,704 --> 00:35:08,365 What's going on? 716 00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:10,134 Striking back for mother nature. 717 00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:11,232 Taggart? 718 00:35:11,309 --> 00:35:12,708 I know what you're up to, Sheriff. 719 00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:14,801 You were going to burn these beautiful plants. 720 00:35:14,879 --> 00:35:17,109 For good reason, you jackass! 721 00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:24,651 Unless you want to roast your chestnuts, back off. 722 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:27,219 You wouldn't dare. 723 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,383 Try me. 724 00:35:32,196 --> 00:35:34,096 (SCREAMlNG) 725 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:00,719 All right, folks. Freeze-dried astronaut soup. 726 00:36:00,858 --> 00:36:03,349 I have no clue what it is, but get it while it's hot. 727 00:36:03,427 --> 00:36:05,292 CARTER: Got room for one more? 728 00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:07,521 Sorry, Mary. Manger's full. Try the cafe. 729 00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:08,792 CARTER: Yeah, it's packed. 730 00:36:08,866 --> 00:36:11,562 Besides, I want Taggart where I can see him. 731 00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:13,325 Or smell him. 732 00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:14,660 Yeah. 733 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,573 I hope the pollen effect wears off 734 00:36:17,642 --> 00:36:19,667 before we start to bathe these guys. 735 00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:21,473 Too late. 736 00:36:21,546 --> 00:36:22,535 What? 737 00:36:23,214 --> 00:36:24,977 Fargo missed bucket time. 738 00:36:25,082 --> 00:36:26,208 Oh, that's disgusting. 739 00:36:26,284 --> 00:36:27,478 But the good news is, 740 00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:29,213 is that the swearing has gone down considerably. 741 00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:31,585 And nobody's tried to spit in my face for the past couple of hours. 742 00:36:31,656 --> 00:36:32,748 Oh, that's progress. 743 00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:34,213 No. 744 00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:39,795 So, is this everybody? 745 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:40,853 One more stop. 746 00:36:49,106 --> 00:36:51,040 Is it safe to come in? 747 00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:52,435 Relatively. 748 00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:55,673 It might have been nice if you chained us to a bed last night. 749 00:36:56,847 --> 00:36:57,939 Stop it. 750 00:36:58,015 --> 00:36:59,107 Didn't say anything. 751 00:36:59,183 --> 00:37:00,980 I'm embarrassed enough as it is. 752 00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:03,016 Again, I am so sorry. 753 00:37:03,087 --> 00:37:04,213 (GROANS) 754 00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:06,586 I guess I have a few apologies to make. 755 00:37:08,626 --> 00:37:10,685 And thank you for stopping me. 756 00:37:10,761 --> 00:37:11,750 You're welcome. 757 00:37:20,504 --> 00:37:23,132 I guess I should thank you for stopping me, too. 758 00:37:25,309 --> 00:37:27,038 That was pretty heroic. 759 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,378 Oh, you mean here at Beverly's. 760 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:33,572 Yeah. 761 00:37:33,851 --> 00:37:35,011 Yeah. 762 00:37:38,022 --> 00:37:39,421 Here, come on. 763 00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:42,889 Oh, oh, oh, I quit my job. 764 00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:45,385 I'm not looking forward to that conversation. 765 00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:48,191 Where's Nathan? Chained to a radiator or something? 766 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,325 I have no idea. 767 00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:53,337 Sorry, I've been a little busy saving the world, 768 00:37:53,404 --> 00:37:55,463 so, you know... Again. 769 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,268 (CELL PHONE RlNGlNG) 770 00:37:58,709 --> 00:38:00,540 Security breach in Section Five. 771 00:38:02,413 --> 00:38:03,402 Come on! 772 00:38:06,517 --> 00:38:08,348 Damn it! 773 00:38:13,991 --> 00:38:16,983 COMPUTER: Machine artifact chamber, access granted. 774 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,935 CARTER: So what exactly are we dealing with here? 775 00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:30,496 All I know is there's something inside Section Five 776 00:38:30,574 --> 00:38:32,064 that Nathan is obsessed with. 777 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,633 Something that he thinks will change the world. 778 00:38:33,711 --> 00:38:34,973 Of course it's incredibly dangerous. 779 00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:37,514 Have you ever known anything to change the world that wasn't? 780 00:38:37,581 --> 00:38:39,048 Velcro. 781 00:38:39,116 --> 00:38:41,084 You're right. It's not the right time. 782 00:38:42,019 --> 00:38:44,647 Wow. So everybody's left the building. 783 00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:46,952 The biohazard containment system's been activated. 784 00:38:47,024 --> 00:38:48,286 They must evacuate. 785 00:38:48,359 --> 00:38:50,350 One guess who's responsible. 786 00:39:14,785 --> 00:39:17,777 VOICE ON PA: Danger. Fail-safe system disengaged. 787 00:39:18,723 --> 00:39:19,883 (ALARM WAlLlNG) 788 00:39:22,226 --> 00:39:24,592 Allison, he might still be affected 789 00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:26,823 and he's not too happy with you. 790 00:39:26,897 --> 00:39:28,728 No, no, I can reach him. I know I can. 791 00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:31,165 I can't let you take that risk. 792 00:39:31,235 --> 00:39:33,760 I need to. Please. 793 00:39:39,477 --> 00:39:40,466 Nathan. 794 00:39:40,578 --> 00:39:41,567 You need to leave now. 795 00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:43,907 Listen, please. 796 00:39:44,849 --> 00:39:48,307 There's nothing you can say. I need to do this. 797 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:49,375 No, you don't. 798 00:39:49,954 --> 00:39:50,943 I want to do this. 799 00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:53,555 You don't have anything to prove. 800 00:39:53,624 --> 00:39:55,649 Not to me. Not to anyone. 801 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,061 I already lost you. 802 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:04,162 The artifact is all I have left. 803 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,931 That's not true. I'm here now. 804 00:40:09,206 --> 00:40:11,572 You don't know what's inside that room. 805 00:40:11,642 --> 00:40:13,473 But you know what's out here. 806 00:40:13,544 --> 00:40:16,513 We need you. The town needs you. 807 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,241 I need you. 808 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,618 I need you, too. 809 00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:35,523 It's okay. It's okay, honey. 810 00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:38,793 You're okay. It's okay. 811 00:40:38,869 --> 00:40:41,997 VOICE ON PA: Failsafe reinstated. Safety status normal. 812 00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:54,879 CARTER: So, I guess that's it then. 813 00:40:54,985 --> 00:40:59,319 And hopefully we can all now return to our normal routines. 814 00:40:59,990 --> 00:41:02,686 The crazy rainforest plants have been, 815 00:41:03,661 --> 00:41:06,528 Iet's just say, recycled. 816 00:41:07,097 --> 00:41:10,225 And fortunately no lives were lost in the process. 817 00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:12,562 So, while someone you know 818 00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:17,232 may have done or said something that you didn't like, 819 00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:21,072 please remember that you probably said or did something 820 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:23,477 that you're not too proud of either. 821 00:41:24,014 --> 00:41:25,982 Let's try to put all this behind us. 822 00:41:26,584 --> 00:41:27,915 Forgive and forget. 823 00:41:28,052 --> 00:41:30,919 And let bygones be bygones. 824 00:41:38,295 --> 00:41:41,230 Fellow Eurekans, I just want to touch base 825 00:41:41,298 --> 00:41:42,424 and tie up a few loose ends. 826 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,524 You like my speech? 827 00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:44,829 It was great. Thanks. 828 00:41:46,537 --> 00:41:49,700 Look, I just wanted to thank you for, 829 00:41:50,574 --> 00:41:52,542 you know, not taking advantage of the situation. 830 00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:54,134 Oh. Yeah. 831 00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:57,237 This whole debacle has raised a few questions for all of us. 832 00:41:57,314 --> 00:41:58,838 And I'm no exception. 833 00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:01,612 You were a gentleman and I appreciate it. 834 00:42:02,419 --> 00:42:03,647 Thank you, Carter. 835 00:42:03,721 --> 00:42:05,188 HENRY: I apologize for anything I may have said. 836 00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:07,190 Oh, we're back to Carter now? 837 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:11,453 Just take it slowly. None of us are going anywhere. 838 00:42:11,762 --> 00:42:13,821 HENRY: This was a difficult decision for me to make 839 00:42:13,898 --> 00:42:17,095 and it's been quite a journey, 840 00:42:17,601 --> 00:42:20,331 but it's time for me to leave Eureka. 841 00:42:24,008 --> 00:42:26,442 So, this is goodbye 842 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:29,808 and God bless.