1 00:00:10,076 --> 00:00:13,102 ZOE: This place rots. Stupid, boring, quiet, boring, 2 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:17,081 one-horse, boring town. Why do I have to burn my Saturday volunteering? 3 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:18,583 Oh, you're not volunteering. 4 00:00:18,651 --> 00:00:19,709 It's called community service. 5 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:21,811 And you wouldn't be doing it if you didn't pull the fire alarm 6 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:23,014 during your l.Q. test. 7 00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:25,353 I wouldn't be doing it if you hadn't arrested me. 8 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:28,189 You know, sometimes it sucks have a dad who's the town smokey. 9 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:30,729 Well, sometimes it sucks having a daughter who's the town delinquent. 10 00:00:33,666 --> 00:00:34,894 I take it back. 11 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:36,426 Gee, thanks. 12 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:38,198 It always sucks. 13 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:40,596 (LAUGHlNG) 14 00:00:44,677 --> 00:00:46,941 Please, don't make me do this. I hate old people. 15 00:00:47,013 --> 00:00:48,708 You don't do this, you won't live to be one. 16 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:49,942 Can't we just discuss this? 17 00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:51,540 You're going, end of discussion. 18 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:54,742 I will do jail time. 19 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:56,584 Go. Scoot. 20 00:01:02,462 --> 00:01:03,451 (DOOR CLOSlNG) 21 00:01:04,664 --> 00:01:07,098 I can't tell you how much I appreciate this, sir. 22 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:09,260 No need to thank me, Fargo. You've earned it. 23 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:12,566 Having your own office is a right of passage. 24 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:14,971 It's a symbol of status and rank. 25 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:17,405 Tells the world you've arrived. 26 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:24,408 (ELEVATOR DOOR OPENlNG) 27 00:01:24,484 --> 00:01:26,315 Not yet. 28 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:31,585 Section Five? 29 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:33,585 Pace yourself. 30 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,255 (BEEPlNG) 31 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:42,995 What's down here? 32 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:45,765 You and your new office. 33 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:08,524 (KEYS JlNGLlNG) 34 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:16,535 Congratulations, Fargo. 35 00:02:18,037 --> 00:02:20,528 You deserve every square foot of it. 36 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:22,068 Thanks. 37 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:25,809 What did you do to get put down here? 38 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,039 I earned it. 39 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:29,775 Having your own office is a right of passage. 40 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:31,612 It's a symbol of status and rank. 41 00:02:31,684 --> 00:02:34,209 (SCOFFS) Rank's the word all right. 42 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:36,221 It smells like something died in here. 43 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:39,452 Like, say, the 1970's. 44 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:41,925 You have no vision. Once all this junk's gone, 45 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,020 this will be an exemplary office space. 46 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:46,531 Just lacking... A woman's touch? 47 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:47,588 Style. 48 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,426 Well, you've got a lot of great stuff in here. 49 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,697 Just, it deserves our respect. 50 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,507 The dumpster's down the hall to the left. 51 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:55,632 Dumpster? No, no, no. 52 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:57,403 One man's trash is another man's treasure. 53 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:58,842 Been nice doing business with you. 54 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:02,814 Check this out. 55 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:06,750 What do you think? Stereo? 56 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,489 Sure. First generation iPod. 57 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,586 How do you turn this thing on? 58 00:03:16,729 --> 00:03:17,718 On? 59 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:20,198 It's got keyholes. 60 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:22,925 And we got keys. 61 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:25,334 I saw some in the desk over here. 62 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:31,735 Hey, these two match. 63 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:34,837 Here. Go unlock your side. 64 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:42,479 Ready? Set. Go. 65 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,461 Just another old piece of useless junk. 66 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:56,763 SPENCER: That was almost exciting. 67 00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:58,064 (WHlRRlNG) 68 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:01,472 (ALARM BLARlNG) ELECTRONIC VOICE: Primary firing sequence initiated. 69 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:04,704 Weapon will deploy in 24 hours. 70 00:04:05,678 --> 00:04:08,169 I don't think I like this station. 71 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,577 Well, car or no car, it's a 30-mile-an-hour zone. 72 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:18,749 Don't you have anything better to do than harass me? 73 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:20,952 No. Not really. 74 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:22,688 (RUMBLlNG) 75 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:27,731 Now you do. 76 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,634 (PEOPLE SCREAMlNG) 77 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:45,784 Yeah, that can't be good. 78 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:47,376 (CAR ALARM SOUNDlNG) 79 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,315 TWlN 1: What's going on, Sheriff? 80 00:05:26,392 --> 00:05:28,223 CARTER: I was hoping you could tell me. 81 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:29,761 This sort of thing happen often? 82 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:32,263 Not to my recollection. I've never seen anything like it. 83 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,822 It's some sort of lCBM. 84 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,758 ICBM? Please. 85 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,132 Look at the circumference. 86 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:38,898 Clearly that's an lRBM. 87 00:05:38,971 --> 00:05:40,302 So you guys have seen this before? 88 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:41,465 Nope. Nope. 89 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:44,601 Thanks, guys. Big help. 90 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:45,871 What do you think it is, Sheriff? 91 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:47,776 (CELL PHONE RlNGlNG) Oh, I know exactly what it is. 92 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:49,140 Trouble. 93 00:05:50,249 --> 00:05:52,649 Carter. ALLISON: It's Allison. We've got trouble. 94 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:56,380 That's exactly what I said. Trouble. 95 00:06:03,429 --> 00:06:04,828 Well, hello. 96 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,564 I'm Doris Stokes, the director. You must be Zoe. 97 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,634 Unfortunately. 98 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:10,964 I've heard a lot about you. 99 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,597 But everyone deserves a second chance, right? 100 00:06:13,806 --> 00:06:15,774 Or a third or fourth. 101 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,839 Let's put you right to work, okay? 102 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:20,845 Actually, Doris, see, I usually ease into my day 103 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:23,347 with a latte and maybe some sort of pastry. 104 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:24,907 Funny. 105 00:06:24,984 --> 00:06:27,578 I understand we have you for the next 13 Saturdays. 106 00:06:27,653 --> 00:06:28,642 Thirteen? 107 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:30,853 A hundred hours divided by eight-hour shifts. 108 00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:34,256 I'm afraid that three months of Saturdays is not gonna work for me. 109 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:37,421 So, why don't you say we just get the whole thing over in one fell swoop? 110 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:39,260 Let's start with the rec room. 111 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:42,627 Up and to the side. 112 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:46,864 WOMAN: Wide circles forward. 113 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:48,830 Holy crap. 114 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,808 This is the rec room? 115 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:54,337 It's a nice place to die. 116 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,405 Even nicer place to live. 117 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:58,944 The residents of Eureka give so much. 118 00:06:59,018 --> 00:07:01,680 This facility is our way to give back. 119 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:07,823 Run out of tennis balls? 120 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:12,353 I guess all the massages in the world can't stop you from losing your mind. 121 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:13,888 Here. 122 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,433 ANNOUNCER: And deuce. 123 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:27,236 (CROWD GASPlNG) 124 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:36,252 So, Doris, are there any age restrictions on getting a room here? 125 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:37,346 (CHUCKLlNG) 126 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:39,914 You've got a darling sense of humor. 127 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:43,053 Come on. I assigned you to Eugenia. 128 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:46,958 Eugenia, this is Zoe. 129 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:49,024 She's going to assist you today. 130 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:53,367 If I desired assistants, I'd be living in an assisted living facility. 131 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:56,198 Don't mind her. She has teence of an attitude problem. 132 00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:58,004 I do not. I do not. 133 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,735 Oh, you two should get on just fine. 134 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,014 You smoke? No. 135 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:07,074 Drink? No. 136 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,177 You lying? 137 00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:09,376 Maybe. 138 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:12,516 What kind of a name is Zoe anyway? 139 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:14,116 It's a popular one. 140 00:08:14,193 --> 00:08:15,319 You know, probably as popular 141 00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:18,522 as Eugenia was back in the Great Depression. 142 00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:21,993 For once, Doris maybe right. 143 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,868 How's my hair? 144 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:26,695 Your hair? Oh, it's fine. 145 00:08:26,772 --> 00:08:28,364 How's my hair? Wait, why are we whispering? 146 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:33,140 But what matters most is the matter of how we handle antimatter. 147 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:34,471 That used to be me. 148 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:37,481 Antimatter, unlike matter... 149 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:38,778 You used to talk to yourself? 150 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:39,840 No. 151 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,244 He used to talk to me. 152 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,053 It had to come from somewhere. 153 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:51,790 Keep looking. MAN: Yes, sir, Dr. Stark. 154 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:54,264 Allison, glad to see you. Sheriff. 155 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:56,759 Scientist. 156 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:58,098 Which one of your guys is responsible 157 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:00,604 for the Cuban Missile Crisis popping up all over town? 158 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:02,470 They're not missiles. 159 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:03,666 Really? 160 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:05,734 Because I have a town full of extremely anxious people 161 00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:07,278 who think they look a lot like missiles. 162 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:10,281 What are they, Nathan? And why do they look a lot like missiles? 163 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:12,112 We're working on it. 164 00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:14,748 So, you don't know? He doesn't know. 165 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:16,412 Don't touch the buttons. 166 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,116 I have to call this in to the D.O.D. 167 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:20,454 Not yet. We have plenty of time to figure this out. 168 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:23,120 Well, I can only wait so long and I'll need to have answers. 169 00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:25,095 Like what are these things that look a lot like missiles, 170 00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:26,495 but aren't, popping up all over 171 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,760 your top-secret little town? 172 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,097 Give us a little room, people. 173 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:33,104 Sorry, but Henry's a lot smarter and faster than me... 174 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:35,732 Fargo, Fargo, it's the best decision you made all day. Henry? 175 00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:37,799 Well, it's definitely a weapon and this machine controls it. 176 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:41,278 Well, tell me more than that. It's set to discharge a huge ionosphere particle beam. 177 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,609 FARGO: Oh, jeez. Okay, okay, 178 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:45,981 this ion beam thingy is what exactly? 179 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:48,850 Irradiated uranium isotopes. Oh, God. 180 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,684 Death ray. Why don't you just say death ray? 181 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,351 I've searched your entire database. 182 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,020 There's not one single record of silos, 183 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,963 or irradiated isotopes, or ionosphere particle beams. 184 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,056 Try death ray? 185 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:03,397 It's as if the machine never existed. 186 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:05,367 Did you try turning it off? 187 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,097 Oh, why didn't l think of that? 188 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,301 Fargo, turn the machine off. 189 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,003 And that's a stupid question? 190 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,071 I mean, you did just turn it on, right? 191 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:18,139 That was an accident. Jack, this machine was built 192 00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:19,616 at the height of the Cold War. 193 00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:21,846 There is no off switch. 194 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:23,320 Could you cut the power source? 195 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:25,482 And risk there's a fail-safe and it fires immediately? 196 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,549 I take that as a no. How much time do we have? 197 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,357 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Weapon will deploy in 23 hours. 198 00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:31,453 Well, finally a straight answer. 199 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:36,263 CARTER: We need to arrange for transport trucks and establish evacuation routes. 200 00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:39,304 Make emergency contingencies for every location that could be hit. 201 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,636 Yeah, area hospitals should be prepped for emergency overflow. 202 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:44,039 And we'll need to estimate collateral damage 203 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:46,408 in and around the target perimeter. Good. 204 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,912 You can hear us, right? 205 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,642 Unfortunately. You're panicking. 206 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,711 We're not panicking, we're reacting. 207 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:55,447 You say death ray, we have a reaction. 208 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,284 You said death ray. 209 00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,123 It's a ray, right, 210 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:00,522 that causes immediate death? 211 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,925 Yes, it could cause immediate death. 212 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:06,888 Could simply blow up and people here would immediately die. 213 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:09,628 It could strike Moscow and people there would immediately die. 214 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:11,727 Then Moscow would retaliate and people everywhere 215 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:13,066 would immediate die. 216 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,471 Evacuation's moot. No place is safe. 217 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,907 Well, you chose a great time to be indifferent. 218 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,107 I'm not indifferent, Sheriff. 219 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,578 I'm focused. 220 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:23,410 We have 24 hours and we happen to be 221 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:25,712 in the most advanced scientific facility in the world, 222 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,980 housing the largest supercomputer in the world, 223 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:30,989 populated by the smartest scientists in the world. 224 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:32,787 We have plenty of time to figure this out 225 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,382 as long as we don't panic. 226 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:36,621 FARGO: But we've downloaded, scanned and decrypted 227 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,631 every file, every schematic and every piece of paper of every project 228 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,724 ever developed here and there's nothing. 229 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:44,429 Well, maybe not every piece of paper. 230 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:49,370 HENRY: This is every piece of paper I pulled from Fargo's office. 231 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,502 Something here has to tell us about that machine. 232 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:55,645 Come on. If scientists are so smart, 233 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,706 how come they don't know anything about penmanship? 234 00:11:57,783 --> 00:11:59,978 Pardon the alliteration, but which would you prefer, 235 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,644 penmanship or progress? 236 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,245 Tequila. Scotch. 237 00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:04,987 Really. 238 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,650 What's it? 239 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,958 It what? I.T. 240 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,622 It's scribbled at the bottom of all these pages. 241 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:15,428 Oh, I don't know maybe, information technology, 242 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:18,698 perhaps from the department from which these documents originated. 243 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,363 Looks more like someone's initials. 244 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:24,273 Well, you are the detective. 245 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:26,106 Marshal. Sheriff. 246 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,447 That sounds like a demotion. 247 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,641 (CHUCKLES TRlUMPHANTLY) 248 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:34,085 Hand me some pics. 249 00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:38,853 What's the shiny thing? Is that a solar flare? 250 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:43,725 That shiny thing is a mirror. Now, you do remember the moon landing, right? 251 00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:45,994 Oh, 252 00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:47,362 do not tell me that didn't happen. 253 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,163 No, it happened, but we didn't go to the moon just to walk. 254 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,635 We put mirrors all over the moon 255 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,638 to bounce signals back to the earth, 256 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,470 telescopic images, satellite communications. 257 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:57,941 Death rays? 258 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,880 They weaponized the moon. 259 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,442 I mean, they can bounce a laser off the moon 260 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,318 and wipe out any target they want. 261 00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:11,481 What, like tanks and stuff? 262 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,684 No. Cities and stuff. 263 00:13:15,427 --> 00:13:17,190 So, you're telling me while the world watched, 264 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,254 Neil Armstrong take one small step for man... 265 00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:21,492 NORAD took a giant leap for themselves. 266 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,296 Well, with the help from someone at Global. 267 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,563 Someone with the initials l.T. 268 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:31,741 I.T. 269 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:35,545 Oh, lrvin Thatcher. It's has to be lrvin Thatcher. 270 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:39,106 Irvin Thatcher was this brilliant scientist behind MAD. 271 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,813 MADD? Mothers Against Drunk Driving? 272 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:44,617 Mutually Assured Destruction. 273 00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:46,720 That MAD. 274 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,355 You said he was a brilliant scientist. 275 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:53,993 Was or is? 276 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,199 FRED: This is easily explained. 277 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:06,233 The atom nucleus is comprised of positively-charged protons 278 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,778 and neutrally-charged neutrons. 279 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:14,511 When a nucleus is bombarded by a neutrally-charged particle, 280 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,087 the result is fission. 281 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:23,987 You lost me right after, "This is easily explained." 282 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,726 Okay, let me try it another way. 283 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:32,059 Your father is a proton. Your mother is a neutron. 284 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,836 You are a free radical. 285 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:37,699 You're caught stealing CD's in the mall. 286 00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:40,267 You hit your parents with that news. 287 00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:42,436 What happens? 288 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,246 They go nuclear? Exactly. 289 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:48,350 And split. 290 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:52,282 You think that I'm the reason my parents split? 291 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,120 BOTH: No, no, no, no, no. 292 00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:57,888 Zoe? Zoe? 293 00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,988 What? I'm doing the job. I'm helping people. 294 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,556 I'm assisting people. 295 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,234 Fine. Be right back. 296 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:06,896 Please, carry on. 297 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,302 This is the oppressive jerk who's all up in your business? 298 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:15,035 I see you found something to talk about. 299 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:17,275 Hi, Sheriff Carter, nice to meet you. 300 00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:19,214 I'm looking for a retired scientist. 301 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,116 Swing a cat. 302 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,078 A Dr. Thatcher? Irvin? 303 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:27,018 Room 101, but why do you want... 304 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:29,449 (SlGHlNG) 305 00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,257 Wait for it. 306 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:33,291 Hey, room 101, that would be... 307 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,299 Room 101? Right this way. 308 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:40,729 What do you need him for, Sheriff? 309 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:44,264 There's a situation. Even the brainiacs at Global can't figure it out. 310 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:47,107 But there is one guy in town who can 311 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:50,273 and apparently, this is the guy. 312 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:51,881 (KNOCKlNG ON DOOR) 313 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:54,409 Dr. Thatcher? This is the guy? 314 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:58,149 The question remains fusion or fission? 315 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,919 Fission? Certainly not. 316 00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:05,655 I haven't been fishin' since I lived on Lake Erie. 317 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:08,163 You think that's eerie? 318 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:11,532 How do you explain quasar energy paradox? 319 00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:15,539 Or baldness among musicians? 320 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,735 This is the guy. 321 00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:25,906 CARTER: Right this way, Dr. Thatcher. IRVlN: This way? 322 00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:29,811 Give the doctor some room. 323 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,383 Sir, sir, right this way. 324 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,186 Dr. Thatcher, it's an honor. 325 00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:39,696 I'm Henry Deacon. 326 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:43,298 This machine of yours, it's really something. 327 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,735 It's like a riddle inside an enigma, 328 00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:47,704 wrapped in ten inches of titanium alloy. 329 00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:49,934 We're assuming it's similar to other space-based weapons, 330 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,670 using a single-channel transponder package. 331 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,611 Or maybe a survivable, low-frequency communication system. 332 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,045 In which case, we'd have to reassess 333 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:59,710 certain aspects of our approach. Guys, go easy. 334 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,343 We need launch codes, Sheriff. 335 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,580 And easy is not going to get it. 336 00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:05,817 Neither is browbeating the man. So just give him a minute. 337 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,732 (lRVlN MOANlNG) 338 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,777 Dr. Thatcher? 339 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,275 We think the controls are behind this panel. 340 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:34,819 I just can't figure out how to get to them. 341 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:38,254 These locking bolts, are they some kind of proprietary threading? 342 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:41,781 Reverse the hex. Excuse me? 343 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:45,124 If you want sex, reverse the hex. 344 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,800 Sheriff, at any point when you picked him up, 345 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,768 the car ride, the long walk down here, 346 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:54,067 happen to notice this guy's not all there? 347 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,763 Yeah, there may have been signs. 348 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:59,902 Righty loosey, lefty tighty. 349 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,513 Got it. 350 00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:05,907 Bang-up job. 351 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,609 (CLEARS THROAT) 352 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:09,449 Reverse the hex. 353 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,720 (CHUCKLlNG) 354 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,384 The screws recede. 355 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,257 It's brilliant. 356 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:31,604 Okay, Dr. Thatcher, all I need is a code 357 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,542 to suspend the launch sequence. 358 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:40,178 Charlie, Tango, Lima. 359 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:46,821 No, Charlie never tangoed in Lima. 360 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:51,287 He's just tired. Dr. Thatcher, why don't you take a seat? 361 00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:56,000 Don't give up, okay? 362 00:18:56,101 --> 00:19:00,094 Up, down, up, down. 363 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:03,573 (SlNGlNG) The windows on the bus go up and down 364 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,577 Up and down, up and down 365 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:10,411 Any luck? The windows on the bus go up and down 366 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,451 Up and down, up and down 367 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,387 Up and down 368 00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:19,424 The windows on the bus go 369 00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,282 (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG) 370 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,283 Why were our kids sent home from school? 371 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:24,522 Is there going to be a missile strike? 372 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:25,585 Do we need to evacuate? 373 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:26,892 There's no reason to panic, folks. 374 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,092 I heard it was a death ray. 375 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,532 That's ridiculous. That's obviously a rumor. 376 00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:33,002 Started by an idiot. 377 00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:34,629 Who's he? Is he responsible? 378 00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:37,300 Okay, folks, listen up, just go on home, okay? 379 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:40,243 The situation's completely under control. 380 00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:48,282 It could also be thermal conductive resistance. 381 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,344 Let me take a look. 382 00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:58,592 Yeah. Looks like they used the classic formula. 383 00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:01,827 Red for hot, blue for not, yellow's usually the ground. 384 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:06,098 So, I guess it's pretty safe to cut the blue. 385 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:09,797 What do you think? ELECTRONIC VOICE: Weapon will deploy in 20 hours. 386 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:12,599 Do it. 387 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,554 Launch code override initiated. 388 00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:29,687 (ALL LAUGHlNG) Yes! 389 00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:33,258 Weapon will deploy in seven hours. 390 00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:35,021 No. 391 00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:39,133 (ALARM BLARlNG) Let's not cut any more wires. 392 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:52,449 Dr. Thatcher, I know it's in there. 393 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,985 Just give us a hint. 394 00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:58,386 Gravity. 395 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:01,153 The natural force of attraction exerted 396 00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:04,992 by a celestial body upon objects 397 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,065 at or near its surface. 398 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:11,902 That's great. Just be a second. 399 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,168 Look, we have our best people working on this. 400 00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:18,835 You don't know Nathan, but he will find a way to shut it down. 401 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:22,141 Nothing against your husband, but... Ex. Soon to be ex. 402 00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:24,807 But the man with the answers is sitting right there. 403 00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:27,010 We just need to figure out how to get them out of him. 404 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,715 What? What what? 405 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:32,120 You've got that look on your face, 406 00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,784 Iike you know something I should know but you're not telling me. 407 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,691 Spill. I can't. It's classified. 408 00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:37,956 It's Nathan's turf, 409 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,292 and there is no way that he is gonna... 410 00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:42,697 Allison, if we don't stop this thing, there won't be any turf. 411 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:45,768 What is it? 412 00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:49,934 Okay. Gravity. Got it. 413 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,303 (CELL PHONE RlNGlNG) 414 00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,448 What? 415 00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:01,415 Hey, Allison. 416 00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:04,912 Absolutely not. 417 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,423 That technology is highly experimental 418 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,187 and far too dangerous for anyone to... 419 00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:12,286 Carter? Really? 420 00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:16,427 That's just a risk we may have to take. 421 00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:23,673 So this is basically a Vulcan mind-meld, right? 422 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:25,539 Well, the PX-24 allows one person 423 00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:27,373 to probe the consciousness of another. 424 00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:28,970 In theory, anyway. 425 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:30,446 In theory? 426 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:33,075 Well, we haven't performed a human test run yet. 427 00:22:33,151 --> 00:22:34,675 Oh. 428 00:22:37,255 --> 00:22:39,223 "ln memory of Skippy"? 429 00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:45,219 Oh, he was everyone's favorite test chimp. 430 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,191 Did he die on this thing? 431 00:22:48,266 --> 00:22:49,255 No. 432 00:22:49,901 --> 00:22:51,960 The autopsy was inconclusive. 433 00:22:52,437 --> 00:22:54,098 Carter, listen, I'm not gonna think any less of you 434 00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:55,901 if you don't want to do this. 435 00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:02,143 What am I looking for again? 436 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,944 Sequences. Equations. Codes. Okay. 437 00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:07,884 Kiss for luck? 438 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,592 Oh, wow. 439 00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:19,596 Last chance to be a hero, Doc. 440 00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:22,258 Just say the word. 441 00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:25,599 Was worth a shot. 442 00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:33,508 (EXCLAlMlNG) 443 00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:38,579 (SINGING) The wheels on the bus go round and round 444 00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:40,413 Carter, are you okay? 445 00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:43,987 The wheels on the bus go round and round 446 00:23:48,393 --> 00:23:49,985 IRVIN: Eugenia. 447 00:23:58,470 --> 00:23:59,494 (GROANlNG) 448 00:23:59,571 --> 00:24:01,664 Okay, I'm stopping this. No! Keep going. 449 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,411 IRVIN: Stockholm. 450 00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:11,247 Linus Pauling. Linus Pauling. 451 00:24:13,485 --> 00:24:15,112 Eugenia. Eugenia. 452 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,415 Eugenia. 453 00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:18,752 Who is Eugenia, Carter? 454 00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:20,246 (GROANlNG) 455 00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:28,459 IRVIN: Mutually Assured Destruction. 456 00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:32,826 (GROANlNG) 457 00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:40,840 (EXCLAlMlNG) 458 00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:42,209 Did you see how to stop it? 459 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,471 No. 460 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,083 But I saw what happens if we don't. 461 00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:55,716 Irvin, we're going to go and see that girl of yours. Would you like that? 462 00:24:57,629 --> 00:25:00,427 All right. Don't play coy with me, okay? 463 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,898 I've been inside that big brain of yours. 464 00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:03,628 I know how much you love her. 465 00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:05,897 That doesn't go away, does it? 466 00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:09,239 Well, I don't think it does. 467 00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:12,641 And I know that when you're not thinking about nuclear holocaust, 468 00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:14,906 you're thinking about Eugenia. 469 00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:19,113 That's what I thought. 470 00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:22,478 Got you with the nuclear holocaust thing, didn't l? 471 00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:25,421 I put a trace on the hot wire. 472 00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:26,957 The power source leads out the back. 473 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:28,492 That is where the machine is vulnerable. 474 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,290 Now, if we can reach that, then we can get to the guts of the thing. 475 00:25:31,763 --> 00:25:32,889 I've got a team in Section Five 476 00:25:32,964 --> 00:25:34,556 working on a laser bombardment drill 477 00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:36,362 that will bore right through the titanium shell. 478 00:25:36,434 --> 00:25:37,992 Yeah, unfortunately your guys in Section Four 479 00:25:38,069 --> 00:25:41,664 tell me it's not titanium, it's zirconium carbonite, which is... 480 00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:42,798 Impenetrable. 481 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:47,902 But, I believe we can get there from here 482 00:25:47,979 --> 00:25:49,674 through the base of the machine. 483 00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:51,272 If we tunnel down, under and up, 484 00:25:51,349 --> 00:25:54,409 we'll be directly behind it and then I think we've got a shot. 485 00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:56,317 Tell Fargo to give you anything you need. 486 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,879 And not to touch anything you don't. 487 00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:03,961 Bad news, good news. We didn't get anything from Thatcher, 488 00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:05,860 but Carter wasn't hurt in the process. 489 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,523 And the good news? 490 00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:11,426 There you go, buddy. Take a seat. 491 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:16,070 I'll go look for Eugenia and you enjoy the view with a room. 492 00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:18,607 Where is that? 493 00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:24,782 IRVIN: Stockholm. 494 00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:26,606 Linus Pauling. 495 00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:31,415 Royal Palace. Stockholm. Sweden. 496 00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:34,589 How do you know that? 497 00:26:34,659 --> 00:26:36,854 I don't know. I was there. 498 00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:38,452 When? Recently. 499 00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:41,428 Do you know where Eugenia is? 500 00:26:41,499 --> 00:26:43,126 She's not to be disturbed. 501 00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:44,463 Her words, not mine. 502 00:26:44,536 --> 00:26:45,798 Come on. Come on. 503 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,238 This is her. 504 00:26:53,244 --> 00:26:54,370 Eugenia? 505 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,107 Eugenia, it's Zoe. 506 00:26:56,881 --> 00:26:59,111 Has she done something wrong? No, no. 507 00:26:59,184 --> 00:27:01,277 Eugenia, it's Sheriff Carter. I need to talk to you. 508 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,878 Is there something I should know? No. 509 00:27:04,189 --> 00:27:06,054 There is, isn't there? 510 00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:12,389 Actually, yeah, yeah. That crack I made about you being a delinquent? 511 00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:14,927 Yeah. Didn't mean it. 512 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,024 You're my girl. 513 00:27:18,236 --> 00:27:20,864 It's really bad, isn't it? No. 514 00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:23,263 Eugenia! Eugenia! 515 00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:31,971 Eugenia? 516 00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:34,107 Eugenia? 517 00:27:38,556 --> 00:27:40,046 Eugenia? 518 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,465 Come in, Jo. 519 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:50,525 Where are you, Jo? 520 00:27:50,902 --> 00:27:52,699 Come on, Jo. Talk to us. 521 00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:55,035 We all live here. We have a right to know what's going on. 522 00:27:55,106 --> 00:27:56,596 What is the trajectory of the weapon? 523 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,472 Is there a sea-based boost phase intercept? 524 00:27:58,543 --> 00:28:00,909 BOTH: Have the launch protocols been initiated? 525 00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:02,947 Don't know. Don't know. 526 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:04,504 Don't know. 527 00:28:04,582 --> 00:28:05,913 MAN: What do you know? Go home. 528 00:28:05,984 --> 00:28:08,418 We've got everything under control. 529 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,587 (WHlRRlNG) 530 00:28:11,389 --> 00:28:12,788 WOMAN: What is that? 531 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,188 Except for that. 532 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:23,459 Zoe, think. Did she say anything 533 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,059 about going anywhere, doing anything? 534 00:28:25,136 --> 00:28:26,228 Not that I remember. 535 00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:28,704 How about family? Did she ask the kids to pick her up or something? 536 00:28:28,773 --> 00:28:30,365 It never came up, okay? Where is that? 537 00:28:31,509 --> 00:28:35,104 The MENSA Think-Off? Yeah, I seriously doubt you can compete. 538 00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:37,239 No, the sundial, where is that? 539 00:28:37,315 --> 00:28:38,805 Copernicus Park. I can see... 540 00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:41,909 It's on the south side of the distilled water tower. Come on. 541 00:28:41,986 --> 00:28:43,112 That's where I'll find my girl. 542 00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:44,621 I thought I was your girl. 543 00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:46,819 Wait, that sounded weird. 544 00:28:48,026 --> 00:28:50,051 (DRlLLlNG) 545 00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:54,028 Henry... 546 00:28:57,435 --> 00:28:59,266 Henry, how's it... 547 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,134 Henry, how's the drilling going? 548 00:29:02,207 --> 00:29:05,404 HENRY: This laser bombardment drill cuts through quartz like butter! 549 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:08,878 I should be done drilling in what, five hours. 550 00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:12,512 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Weapon will deploy in four hours. 551 00:29:13,618 --> 00:29:15,449 Drill faster. Yeah. 552 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,759 Oh, my God, Eugenia. What... 553 00:29:24,896 --> 00:29:27,023 What are you doing? How did you even get here? 554 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:31,296 Henry souped up my chair. I can go 50 miles between charges. 555 00:29:31,736 --> 00:29:33,727 So, why have I been pushing you around all day? 556 00:29:33,805 --> 00:29:35,830 I wanted you to feel good about yourself, 557 00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:37,875 Iike you were assisting. 558 00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:40,507 Fine. I didn't hate the company. 559 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,512 Dad, are you okay? 560 00:29:57,328 --> 00:29:59,796 IRVIN: Eugenia. 561 00:30:02,433 --> 00:30:04,526 Dad, what the hell are you doing? 562 00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:08,371 Why did you do that? 563 00:30:09,874 --> 00:30:11,364 I'm not sure. 564 00:30:11,709 --> 00:30:14,337 Mind your own business, Zoe. 565 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:16,374 Sorry. 566 00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:19,442 Your anniversary. Our anniversary. 567 00:30:20,218 --> 00:30:23,551 Anniversary? Of what? You and me. 568 00:30:23,721 --> 00:30:25,279 Him, Thatcher. 569 00:30:25,356 --> 00:30:26,721 Anniversary? 570 00:30:27,091 --> 00:30:28,388 He never even proposed. 571 00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:30,688 Yes, he did. 572 00:30:31,629 --> 00:30:32,721 I saw it. 573 00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:34,631 Trust me. Never happened. 574 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:38,000 Is dementia contagious? 575 00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:42,567 No, okay, in his mind he proposed. 576 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,370 I mean right here. That's why you come here. 577 00:30:47,078 --> 00:30:51,777 I come here for lunch every day. 578 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:55,048 This is where we first met. 579 00:30:57,055 --> 00:31:01,048 We'd sit and look at the sky. 580 00:31:01,259 --> 00:31:04,456 He told me how the stars shined, 581 00:31:04,729 --> 00:31:07,425 how the planets revolved around the sun, 582 00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:11,558 how his universe revolved around me. 583 00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:17,898 And then his universe came crashing down and mine with it. 584 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:22,270 What happened? 585 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:25,781 We were going to get married in Stockholm 586 00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:27,841 after lrvin won the prize. 587 00:31:28,019 --> 00:31:30,112 The Nobel Prize? 588 00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:33,351 No one imagined Linus Pauling would win a second Nobel. 589 00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:35,551 It was devastating to lrvin. 590 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:39,662 He had a complete mental break the day of the announcement, 591 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,090 the day he was going to propose. 592 00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:45,829 The day I lost the love of my life. 593 00:31:47,238 --> 00:31:49,934 The picture, the virtual Stockholm. 594 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:53,943 You must think I'm a fool pining over a love that's gone. 595 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,069 It's not gone. 596 00:31:56,147 --> 00:31:58,741 We just have to pick up where we left off. 597 00:31:59,550 --> 00:32:01,040 Did I say we? 598 00:32:04,155 --> 00:32:05,645 Sorry. 599 00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:10,885 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Weapon will deploy in three hours. 600 00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:12,259 Well, there's got to be something. 601 00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:15,424 I mean, use explosives to blast through the rest of the bedrock. 602 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:18,492 This machine was programmed as a second-strike dead man's weapon. 603 00:32:18,569 --> 00:32:20,696 Any kind of explosion and... 604 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:23,866 I cannot believe we built this thing to protect ourselves. 605 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,705 I'm gonna have to put a call in to the D.O.D. 606 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:26,971 You can't. I have to. 607 00:32:27,045 --> 00:32:30,242 You can't. I think that they'll notice if we start World War lll. 608 00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:32,146 Allison, think about it. 609 00:32:32,417 --> 00:32:34,282 What are you going to say, we may accidentally blow up Moscow, 610 00:32:34,352 --> 00:32:36,377 Beijing, Pyongyang and Stockholm? 611 00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,649 Okay, I know how fond you are of Stockholm, Nathan, 612 00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:40,088 but this is bigger than you. 613 00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:41,921 If you tell them that we can't stop it, 614 00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:43,255 they're gonna try and stop it. 615 00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:44,590 They'll nuke us and... And I know. 616 00:32:44,662 --> 00:32:47,096 Any kind of explosion can trigger the device. I get it. 617 00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:48,530 But we're running out of options. 618 00:32:48,599 --> 00:32:51,067 I beg to differ. I'm gonna need to borrow your Nobel. 619 00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:54,062 It was open. 620 00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:56,273 Oh. Sorry. 621 00:32:56,774 --> 00:32:58,901 What in the hell are you doing? 622 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:01,411 Going to party like it's 1962. 623 00:33:05,516 --> 00:33:07,279 I miss Sheriff Cobb. 624 00:33:13,558 --> 00:33:15,685 (AUDlENCE CLAPPlNG) 625 00:33:16,294 --> 00:33:17,852 You should wear that dress more often. 626 00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:19,897 Do you think this will work? Works for me. 627 00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:22,223 Let's hope so. 628 00:33:22,967 --> 00:33:24,366 Oh, Sheriff. 629 00:33:24,535 --> 00:33:25,832 When a light bulb goes off in your head, 630 00:33:25,903 --> 00:33:27,837 what are we talking, 15, 20 watts? 631 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,969 You have a better idea, I'd love to hear it. 632 00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:33,237 No? Yeah. Better get started. 633 00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:41,412 Jo, wow, you look... 634 00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:44,785 No, you look the other way. NATHAN: Ladies and gentlemen, and distinguished colleagues, 635 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,380 welcome to Stockholm. 636 00:33:46,724 --> 00:33:49,352 Robert Oppenheimer famously said, 637 00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:53,420 "The atomic bomb made the prospect of future war unendurable. " 638 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:56,197 One man never forgot those words, 639 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,598 the man we welcome among us today, 640 00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:01,536 the man whom the Nobel Committee of the Norwegian parliament 641 00:34:01,606 --> 00:34:03,767 has selected for this year's award of the Nobel Prize, 642 00:34:03,841 --> 00:34:06,366 Dr. Irvin Horatio Thatcher. 643 00:34:06,844 --> 00:34:08,436 (STATlC) 644 00:34:10,948 --> 00:34:12,347 Fargo! 645 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:24,017 Dr. Thatcher. 646 00:34:39,677 --> 00:34:41,008 I got that. 647 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:50,782 He's been carrying that speech for 40 years. 648 00:34:57,562 --> 00:35:00,929 (SINGING) The wheels on the bus go round and round 649 00:35:01,132 --> 00:35:03,692 Round and round, round and round 650 00:35:04,368 --> 00:35:07,599 The wheels on the bus go round and round 651 00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:09,970 Round and round, round and round 652 00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:17,472 A simple little children's song, 653 00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:21,650 but it was this song that inspired my concept 654 00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:24,449 of Mutually Assured Destruction. 655 00:35:24,589 --> 00:35:27,285 We build an A-bomb, they build an A-bomb. 656 00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:30,818 We build an H-bomb, they build an H-bomb. 657 00:35:30,928 --> 00:35:33,089 Round and round. Round and round. 658 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:37,063 The wheels on the bus leading us towards 659 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:40,002 an unending escalation of new, 660 00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:42,767 more powerful, more deadly weapons, 661 00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:47,441 which is what led me to my greatest achievement, 662 00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:51,347 the Ionosphere Particle Beam. 663 00:35:52,283 --> 00:35:56,185 In order to ensure peace on earth, 664 00:35:57,188 --> 00:36:02,057 I built the deadliest weapon in the universe. 665 00:36:05,296 --> 00:36:07,594 But that's the end of the story. 666 00:36:07,698 --> 00:36:09,563 Let me take you back to the beginning. 667 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,593 We don't have time to go back to Never Land. 668 00:36:12,637 --> 00:36:14,502 Dr. Thatcher, there's an urgent situation 669 00:36:14,572 --> 00:36:16,699 that needs your attention. 670 00:36:16,807 --> 00:36:18,274 Oh. Sorry. 671 00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:24,113 I would just like to end by thanking the committee. 672 00:36:25,783 --> 00:36:28,479 And Eugenia, my love, 673 00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:33,448 without whom this achievement would not have been possible. 674 00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:38,728 We have a lot of catching up to do. 675 00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:48,067 I don't like that look. What's wrong? 676 00:36:48,139 --> 00:36:52,098 My crew. I've got to get my crew to fix the device. 677 00:36:52,176 --> 00:36:54,542 You have a crew? 678 00:36:57,515 --> 00:37:00,575 (EVE OF DESTRUCTION PLAYlNG) 679 00:37:25,443 --> 00:37:27,707 Oh, for the love of God. 680 00:37:29,213 --> 00:37:30,840 Thirty seconds and counting, guys. 681 00:37:31,115 --> 00:37:33,106 (ALL GASPlNG) 682 00:37:45,496 --> 00:37:48,192 Ready, set, 683 00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:53,333 go! Key one, two and off. 684 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,617 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Launch code override initiated. 685 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,119 Yes! 686 00:38:20,398 --> 00:38:22,662 (EVE OF DESTRUCTION RESUMlNG) 687 00:38:25,536 --> 00:38:26,525 All right! 688 00:38:33,577 --> 00:38:35,772 (ALL EXCLAlMlNG) 689 00:38:40,117 --> 00:38:42,085 (RUMBLlNG) 690 00:38:50,728 --> 00:38:51,717 Oh, crap. 691 00:38:51,796 --> 00:38:53,491 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Dead man's protocol activated. 692 00:38:53,564 --> 00:38:55,225 Launch sequence initiated. 693 00:38:55,299 --> 00:38:58,462 Second strike weapon will deploy in five minutes. 694 00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:05,865 Did somebody cut the blue wire? 695 00:39:12,049 --> 00:39:13,778 Not good. 696 00:39:13,884 --> 00:39:15,146 Very not good. 697 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:20,284 This is the one that assures mutually assured destruction. 698 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:21,791 How do we stop it? 699 00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:25,192 I can't. It can't be shut down. 700 00:39:26,263 --> 00:39:27,321 Henry, how much time do we have left? 701 00:39:27,398 --> 00:39:28,387 Thirty seconds. 702 00:39:33,471 --> 00:39:35,905 CARTER: Is there any way we can re-aim it? 703 00:39:35,973 --> 00:39:39,875 Once it's locked on to its target, it can't be realigned. 704 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,409 Will it work? 705 00:39:45,483 --> 00:39:47,815 I think desperate times call for desperate measures. 706 00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:50,445 Henry, when you outfitted my Jeep, did you put in any airbags? 707 00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:56,022 ELECTRONIC VOICE: ...six, five, four... Carter, are you crazy? 708 00:39:57,161 --> 00:40:01,825 ...three, two, one. 709 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:06,536 Henry, you got it? I got it. 710 00:40:12,276 --> 00:40:15,074 It missed! We missed the moon! 711 00:40:18,449 --> 00:40:19,939 HENRY: Carter! Carter! 712 00:40:20,017 --> 00:40:21,644 Great job, man. We missed the moon! 713 00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,187 We missed the moon! We missed it! 714 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:27,387 Little help. 715 00:40:28,826 --> 00:40:30,453 But where did it go? 716 00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:35,928 MAN: The Zephyr Rover is making its final approach to Jupiter. 717 00:40:40,805 --> 00:40:42,796 Pasadena, we have a problem. 718 00:40:46,677 --> 00:40:49,145 That's gonna be a shiner. Yeah. 719 00:40:49,213 --> 00:40:53,479 Well, one small step for man, one giant welt for me. 720 00:40:53,651 --> 00:40:56,984 So, when are you gonna tell him my Nobel isn't his to keep? 721 00:40:57,054 --> 00:40:59,215 I don't know. He saved your ass. I think he earned it. 722 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:01,190 No, I earned it. 723 00:41:01,258 --> 00:41:02,520 It's mine. 724 00:41:02,593 --> 00:41:04,754 Take it away, lose a great scientist. 725 00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:06,126 It's not a difficult equation. 726 00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:07,562 You never know, you might need Thatcher 727 00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:09,861 to dismantle the next ticking time bomb. 728 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:13,065 Good point. 729 00:41:14,271 --> 00:41:15,260 Really? 730 00:41:17,007 --> 00:41:19,475 You did a good job, Carter. Thanks. 731 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,012 I had a little help from my crew. 732 00:41:26,217 --> 00:41:28,515 You remember that feeling? 733 00:41:29,286 --> 00:41:30,446 Yeah. 734 00:41:31,288 --> 00:41:33,518 It's nice to know it can last a lifetime. 735 00:41:33,891 --> 00:41:35,654 And kind of depressing. A little. 736 00:41:35,726 --> 00:41:37,159 Yeah. Yeah. 737 00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:41,387 I'm just grateful that we finally got together. 738 00:41:41,465 --> 00:41:43,899 I said we again, didn't l? Yeah. 739 00:41:44,535 --> 00:41:46,833 How long is this supposed to last? 740 00:41:49,073 --> 00:41:51,871 See you tomorrow, Carter. No, seriously.