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Hold on, I gotta come up!

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I've gotta take
the world's biggest fucking piss.

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We can't be late!

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We won't!

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Who's... who's holding?

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If you're not, then nobody.

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We were kind of hoping you were.

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- Yeah. How are you not holding?
- Jesus Christ, Shanna.

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It is not my fucking job to supply y'all
with weed when we go out.

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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, little lady.

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You're gettin' angry kind of quick,
don't you think?

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I was just teasin' you!

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I'm not angry.
It just would be nice

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if y'all didn't just count on me
all the fucking time

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and surprise me
every once in a while with pot.

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Okay, mean girl
in a high school movie.

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Are you through
having a tantrum?

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I'm not having a tantrum.

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Yes, you are. You've been
in the car all of two seconds,

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and you're already cursing at me.

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I am not cursing at you.

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You said "Jesus Christ, Shanna,"

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and then before
the sentence was over

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you threw a "fucking" in there
to emphasize your irritatedness.

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Come on, don't fight.
I'll pay for it when we get some.

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One, it is not about the money.
It is about the pain in the ass of scoring.

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And two, we're not really fighting.

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Arlene, you've forgotten what
hanging out with Jungle Julia is like.

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That wasn't a fight.

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That was Julia
acting like a grumpy bitch

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and me calling her on it
and indulging her at the same time.

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That's how we tolerate each other
after all these years.

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Oh! Billboard!

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So, what's the plan, man?

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Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's.

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Did you call Rafael
and tell him we're coming?

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- Of course.
- You're so good.

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I know.

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Okay, is Christian Simonson
gonna be there?

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You bet your ass he is...
with Jesse Letterman.

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Christian Simonson,
the filmmaker, is in town.

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He's got a big thing for Julia.

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If he had a big thing for me,
he'd fucking call me,

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as opposed to disappearing
for six months,

45
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and he'd get his ass down here
more often than he does.

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And on my birthday
he'd give me a fucking phone call.

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Oh, billboard!

48
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Yeah, but you get
those legs of yours around him,

49
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and it's all over.

50
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Yeah, well, when I'm redecorating his
house in the hills that I am also living in,

51
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I'll let you know it worked.

52
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So, margaritas
and Mexican food at Guero's,

53
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touch base with Chris and Jesse,
tell them about later,

54
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and make damn sure they come.

55
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Those other guys'll be waiting for us
at the Texas Chili Parlor.

56
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Oh, shit. Speaking of which...

57
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what happened
with you and Nate last night?

58
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Well, you know, not much.
We just fucking met each other.

59
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If you don't bust their balls a little bit,
they're never gonna respect you.

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Okay, we're pretty clear
on what it is you didn't do.

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How about enlightening us
on what it is you did do?

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Oh, nothing to write home about.

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We just made out on the couch
for about 20 minutes.

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Dressed, half-dressed, or naked?

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Dressed. I said we made out.
We didn't do "the thing."

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Oh, excuse me for living,
but what is "the thing"?

67
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You know, it's everything but.

68
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They call that "the thing"?

69
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I call it "the thing."

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Do guys like "the thing"?

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They like it better than "no thing."

72
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Okay, I wanna get back
to what it is you did do.

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So you're making out
on the couch with Nate, right?

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Correct.

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Whose couch?
His or the one in your hotel room?

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What am I, stupid over here? Mine.

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Were you making out
sitting up or lying down?

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We started sitting up,
we worked our way to lying down.

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Hmm. The plot thickens.
Who was on top?

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I was straddling him.

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What else?

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That was it. So we made out
for a little while on the couch...

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and I said, "Okay, I'm gonna go to bed now,
so it's time for you to leave."

84
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And then he starts to whine,
"Oh, right now?"

85
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And I said,
"Yup, right now. Let's go."

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And he says, "Wait, what about this?"
And I said no.

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He said, "What do you mean?
You don't know what I'm gonna say."

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I said, "I already know what you're
gonna say, and the answer's no."

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He said, "Well, how can you say
you know what I'm gonna say?"

90
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And I said, "Because you're gonna say,
'Let's just go to sleep together.

91
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'We don't gotta do nothing.

92
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'Just cuddle,
sleep next to each other,

93
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wake up in the morning together."'

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"No. You're gonna leave...
but I'll see you tomorrow."

95
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Yeah, fuck Nate.

96
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I mean, he's cute and all,

97
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but Jesse Letterman
is gonna be all over her.

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Remember...
no hookin' up tonight.

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You can hang out with them,
you can make out with them,

100
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but no hookin' up with them,

101
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because we are driving
to Lake L.B.J. tonight,

102
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and my daddy's pretty clear
about one thing...

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He said, "I am lettin' you
and your girlfriends stay at my lake house,

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not you and a bunch of horny boys trying
to get their fuck on with my daughter."

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- Your dad talks like that?
- Hell yeah.

106
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And it's not like
he ain't gonna know, either,

107
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because when I'm staying at the lake house
with my girlfriends in our bikinis,

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Daddy just has a tendency to pop up
and make sure we don't need anything.

109
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Look, he's totally harmless
and cute as a bug's ear!

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But you know, when he's got
a bunch of half-naked poontang

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walking the floor of his lake house,

112
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he just likes to pay us a visit
and make sure we got everything we need.

113
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And if you flirt shamelessly with him,

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like the six-foot baby giraffe
in the backseat,

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you got a puppy dog for life.

116
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I have my own relationship with Ben,

117
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and you're just jealous
'cause it don't include you.

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You call her dad "Ben"?

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I'm not a child.
That's his name.

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So, when are the boys
showing up?

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They're gonna meet us
at the Chili Parlor.

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Maybe they can bring some pot.

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Fuck that. No.

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I don't wanna be either A,
depending on their fucking ass,

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or B, depending on their ass.

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If we don't score ourselves,

127
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we're gonna be stuck with them
all fucking night.

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Try Lanna-Frank.

129
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Best idea you had all day.

130
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Oh, hey! That's your
last billboard before Guero's!

131
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Oh, come on, give me a break.

132
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Oh, come on, my ass!
We said every time.

133
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Okay.

134
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Jules, let me get a drag.

135
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Thanks.

136
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Oh, my God.

137
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Hey, this is...
and I's U.T. days, Arlene.

138
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Hey.

139
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- You wanna join us?
- For a second, but I'm with some friends.

140
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So, you must be... must be...

141
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So, you must be
the infamous Butterfly.

142
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She don't know nothing about it.

143
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- Know about what?
- When were y'all gonna tell her?

144
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- Soon.
- Tell me what?

145
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Yeah, now thanks to you,
we've gotta tell her sooner than later.

146
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All right, cut the shit.
What the fuck is going on?

147
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,929
I said a little something-something
about you on the air today.

148
00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,198
Julia, what the fuck
did you say about me on the radio?

149
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:08,708
All I said was I had
a sexy friend named Butterfly

150
00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,801
who was in from out-of-town
for the weekend,

151
00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,506
and we would be going out
somewhere in Austin tonight,

152
00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,980
and if they were out on the town,
maybe they'd see us.

153
00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:20,645
And I described you, and I said
that if they spotted you while we were out,

154
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:23,690
if they'd do something,
you'd do something.

155
00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,054
Okay, now, Julia, I'm serious.

156
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,525
What did you say
and what did you say I'd do?

157
00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:31,530
Anywho, I could explain what I said,
which would be boring,

158
00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:34,260
or Marcy over here,

159
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,894
who is an incredible actress,
could act it out for you,

160
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:41,066
which I think will give you a better idea
what you have in store for you tonight.

161
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,200
Okay, so just tell me your way.

162
00:10:43,277 --> 00:10:45,268
- So we'll act it out with Marcy?
- Sure.

163
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,540
Okay, give Marcy your drink.

164
00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:52,240
Okay, so you're
in a club or a bar,

165
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:55,379
and Marcy's a kind of cute
or kind of hot or kind of sexy

166
00:10:55,456 --> 00:10:57,185
or better be
fucking hysterically funny,

167
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,987
but not-funny-looking guy
who you could fuck.

168
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,288
Got it.

169
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,124
Okay, Marcy, take it.

170
00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,236
Howdy.

171
00:11:13,307 --> 00:11:15,605
Hi, there.

172
00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:18,372
Excuse me, but...

173
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,504
your name wouldn't be
"Butterfly," would it?

174
00:11:20,581 --> 00:11:24,483
Yes, it is, and it seems
you have me at a disadvantage.

175
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:25,984
Barry.

176
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,748
Pleased to meet you, Barry.

177
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,288
Y'all are gettin' me hot!

178
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:37,824
So is, uh...
"Butterfly" your real name?

179
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,627
Yes, it is.

180
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,634
And how'd you know
my name, Barry?

181
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,500
I listened to Jungle Julia's show
this mornin'.

182
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:45,697
Oh, you did, did you?

183
00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:48,104
Oh, yeah, I listen to her show
every morning.

184
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,200
Oh, you do, do you?

185
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:53,269
Yeah, she's like
the coolest lady in town.

186
00:11:53,347 --> 00:11:55,815
Don't you think
she's got a big ass?

187
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:59,284
Nah, man!
I like her ass that way.

188
00:11:59,353 --> 00:12:01,321
She got a black girl's ass.

189
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,049
Well, that's what she always says,

190
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,990
but in actual fact, she doesn't
really have a black girl's ass.

191
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,050
She's got a big ass.

192
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,527
Okay, what the fuck
are you doing?

193
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,461
Look who wants
to get to the point all of a sudden.

194
00:12:11,532 --> 00:12:12,726
Okay, we'll get to the point,

195
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:14,699
but for your information,
skinny bitch,

196
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:17,862
black men and a whole lot
of motherfuckin' white men

197
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,498
have had plenty of fun
adoring my ass.

198
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,702
I don't wear their teeth marks
on my butt for nothing.

199
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,211
If you're not gonna buy me a drink,
can I have mine back?

200
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,646
No, okay, okay, okay, okay.

201
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:30,046
So, Butterfly...

202
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,607
can I buy you a drink?

203
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,016
I'd love one.

204
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,075
What can I get ya?

205
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,746
I'll take a margarita.

206
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,249
Here ya go.

207
00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:41,427
So, after they buy you a drink

208
00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,895
when they raise
their glass to toast,

209
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:48,958
they look you dead in the eye
and repeat this poem...

210
00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:53,405
"The woods are lovely,
dark and deep

211
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:58,638
And I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep."

212
00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:00,577
Did you hear me, Butterfly?

213
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,616
"Miles to go before you sleep."

214
00:13:03,684 --> 00:13:07,313
And then, if they say that...

215
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:09,986
you gotta give 'em a lap dance.

216
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,684
What?

217
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:14,249
If they call you "Butterfly,"
buy you a drink, repeat that poem,

218
00:13:14,328 --> 00:13:15,317
you gotta give 'em a lap dance.

219
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,295
That's bullshit.
I ain't giving them nothin'.

220
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,991
Well, you can do it or not,
but if you don't,

221
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:21,364
everybody in Austin
is gonna think you a chicken shit.

222
00:13:21,435 --> 00:13:22,959
And I don't think you want
everybody in Austin

223
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,560
thinking you're a chicken shit.

224
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,799
I ain't giving nobody no lap dance
'cause of what you said.

225
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:28,898
Oh, come on!
It's gonna be funny!

226
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:31,740
Yeah, everything's funny to you two
when it's happening to me.

227
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:35,009
Look. You don't have to do it
for anybody you don't want.

228
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:37,050
I said you'd do it
for the first guy who says it.

229
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:40,143
So, some geek comes over
trying to be cool,

230
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,121
just tell him you already did it
at another place earlier.

231
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:46,921
No harm, no foul,
but you get a free drink out of it.

232
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,554
But maybe a little later
in the evening,

233
00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:51,154
you've had a few drinks,

234
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,426
you're kind of loosey-goosey,

235
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,297
you're safe with your girls,

236
00:13:55,369 --> 00:13:58,099
then some kind of cute,
kind of hot, kind of sexy,

237
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,971
hysterically funny, but not-funny-looking guy
comes up and says it...

238
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:06,138
then maybe you did it earlier,
maybe you didn't.

239
00:14:11,652 --> 00:14:13,210
She's making me trip.

240
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:17,723
Shut the fuck up.
You made me trip, dumb bitch!

241
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,764
You fuckin' idiot!

242
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:11,699
Any dead soldiers here?

243
00:16:11,772 --> 00:16:13,797
Uh, these two. Thank you.

244
00:16:15,609 --> 00:16:17,167
Where the hell is Lanna-Frank?

245
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:20,338
That's a good fucking question.

246
00:16:30,891 --> 00:16:32,153
Lanna-Frank!

247
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,349
Where are you?

248
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,390
Well, come over already.
We're waiting for you.

249
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:41,730
Shit! Hold on!

250
00:16:53,914 --> 00:16:55,506
So, where are you?

251
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,708
Come over already.
We're waiting for you.

252
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,745
No. We're not coming over there.

253
00:17:01,822 --> 00:17:04,985
You come over here
like you said you would.

254
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:08,050
So, is it Shauna and the girls
at the lake house this weekend?

255
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,596
- Shauna?
- Oh, fuck. I...

256
00:17:10,664 --> 00:17:11,653
No.

257
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,666
Now, there is one thing
that every girl in the whole world

258
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,567
whose name is Shanna
has in common with each other.

259
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,195
We all hate the name "Shauna,"

260
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,706
and we really hate it
when people call us "Shauna."

261
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,174
Just remember...

262
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,909
it's "Shanna Banana,"
not "Shauna Banauna."

263
00:18:02,983 --> 00:18:06,180
Okay, but at some point in the evening,
I had fuckability stock.

264
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:09,586
Yeah, I mean, it wasn't bullish, but...

265
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:40,342
Okay... Warren's sending over shots,
and you know the house rules.

266
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,116
If he sends over shots,
you gotta do them.

267
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:45,555
- What?
- Hey, them's the rules, baby.

268
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,152
- Warren says it, we do it!
- I love that philosophy!

269
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,629
"Warren says it, we do it."

270
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,666
So let's do it!

271
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:54,791
What is it?

272
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:58,827
Hey, shot first, questions later.
Here we go. Post time!

273
00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:12,682
Now, is that a tasty beverage
or is that a tasty beverage?

274
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,014
What the fuck is it?!

275
00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:15,679
Chartreuse.

276
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,952
The only liquor so good
they named a color after it.

277
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,419
Who's down for dos Chartreuse?

278
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,759
Not me.

279
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,628
I'm going out for a smoke.

280
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:29,100
Okay, but careful where you keep
that hot flame, all right?

281
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,693
You'll blow up the joint.

282
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,415
Drinks.
What can we get you?

283
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,577
Shanna Banana?

284
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:49,213
Another big-ass
Long Island iced tea.

285
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,258
Bombay Sapphire
and tonic with no ice.

286
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,054
Good boy.

287
00:20:15,749 --> 00:20:16,738
Oh, hey, Punky.

288
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,580
Uh, one of the lights
is off in the parking lot. Flip it.

289
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,651
Jesus Christ!

290
00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:58,883
You scared the fuck out of me,
you shitty asshole!

291
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,483
I swear, Arlene.
I was not trying to scare you.

292
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,392
I just... got lucky.

293
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,260
Oh, hardee-fucking-har.

294
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:06,662
- Let's go inside.
- Wait a minute.

295
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,600
- Why?
- I was thinkin' we could make out.

296
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:10,658
What, on a porch?

297
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,602
Not even in the bar,
but in front of the entrance?

298
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,697
- Forget it.
- No, in my car.

299
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,368
What, out there?
It's wet as fucking 'Nam out there.

300
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,036
Not in my car it's not.

301
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,671
Look, you won't get wet.

302
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,909
I promise you.

303
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,377
You know, most guys
wouldn't brag about that.

304
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:32,053
I mean...
you know what I mean.

305
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,116
Look, I know you guys
are going to Lake L.B.J.

306
00:21:34,194 --> 00:21:35,525
and we can't come.

307
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,288
I wanna make out...

308
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:41,162
Okay, just stop with the whining.
It's not attractive.

309
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:51,142
I don't want it super fucking obvious
to everybody in the bar we've been gone,

310
00:21:51,211 --> 00:21:54,806
- so we'll make out for six minutes, deal?
- Great.

311
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,178
No, no, no.
Deal or no deal?

312
00:21:56,249 --> 00:21:58,444
If you're gonna whine
when I pull the plug in six minutes,

313
00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,816
we could just walk back
inside the fucking bar right now.

314
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,445
- Deal. No whining.
- And no begging.

315
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,956
And no begging.
When you say "done," it's done.

316
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,992
I'm gonna remember
you said that.

317
00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:08,220
Okay, let's go.

318
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:14,463
Oh, you got two jobs... kiss good
and make sure my hair don't get wet.

319
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,927
Now, look, you can't look like
you're trying to get her out of here

320
00:22:50,003 --> 00:22:51,368
before Christian Simonson shows up,

321
00:22:51,437 --> 00:22:54,065
but you've got to get her out of here
before Christian Simonson shows up.

322
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,129
Yeah, but what's the point?

323
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,176
They're going to Shanna's
daddy's house at Lake L.B.J.,

324
00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:58,403
and it's no guys.

325
00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:00,036
Absolutely no guys.

326
00:23:00,113 --> 00:23:02,707
Okay. So after we bring
the girls' drinks,

327
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:07,515
in fairly rapid order, but not obvious,
we order two more rounds of shots.

328
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:10,055
You think they're gonna fall for that?

329
00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:12,614
We'll be very convincing.

330
00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:15,321
Now it's time to turn up the volume.
No more fucking around.

331
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:16,953
We go to Jäger shots.

332
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:20,190
Man, they're not gonna drink Jäger shots.

333
00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:21,756
Dude, as long as
a guy's buying the booze,

334
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,859
a fucking bitch
will drink anything.

335
00:23:23,937 --> 00:23:25,268
Come on, dude, we can
at least get one shot of Jäger

336
00:23:25,338 --> 00:23:26,999
down these
fucking bitches' throats.

337
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,166
After that, we'll see if they get
another Jäger shot in them.

338
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:30,231
You never know.

339
00:23:30,310 --> 00:23:32,710
That could be the shot
that puts them past the point of "fuck it."

340
00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:34,576
Then all of a sudden
"no guys at the lake house"

341
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:36,581
turns into a couple of guys
at the lake house.

342
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,116
My point exactly.

343
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:40,311
And I know I can at least get
"Shanna Suck-my-banana"

344
00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:43,082
to do a fucking Buttery Nipple shot.
What's Julia's sweet shot?

345
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,751
- Key Lime Pie.
- Oh, come on, dude.

346
00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:48,157
Even fucking Leroy Brown
would do one more for dessert.

347
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:53,493
Dude, check it out.

348
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,625
I wonder if B.J.
brought the bear with him.

349
00:23:58,137 --> 00:23:59,331
Jesus.

350
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:05,406
Dude fucking cut himself
falling out of his time machine.

351
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:09,878
Hi, could I get a chicken suit
for Stroker Ace, please?

352
00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:43,907
And where did you two disappear to?

353
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,245
I had to get something
out of the car,

354
00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:48,549
and Nate was gentlemanly enough
to escort me with his umbrella.

355
00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:50,486
Ah, good for you, Nate.

356
00:24:50,556 --> 00:24:52,990
You see that pretty girl
sitting by herself at the bar?

357
00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:57,422
Who, the dirty hippie?

358
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:59,328
Meow. She's not a hippie.

359
00:24:59,399 --> 00:25:00,525
She might as well be a hippie.

360
00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:03,826
Thank you, Timmy boy.

361
00:25:04,937 --> 00:25:07,462
Well, do you know
what just happened to her?

362
00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:10,304
No, but I know she's
a skinny, fake, blonde bitch.

363
00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:15,440
Oh, I'm sorry.
You were telling a story?

364
00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:16,504
What about her?

365
00:25:19,252 --> 00:25:20,378
Hey, Warren!

366
00:25:20,453 --> 00:25:23,581
Is there anybody you could
vouch for to give me a ride home?

367
00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:28,686
Fair lady, your chariot awaits.

368
00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:30,661
You've been eavesdropping?

369
00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:33,392
There's eavesdropping
and "can't help but hear."

370
00:25:33,466 --> 00:25:35,491
I think I belong
in the latter category.

371
00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:38,464
So, uh, Icy Hot.

372
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:40,768
You're offering me a ride home?

373
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:44,469
I'm offering you a lift if when
I'm ready to leave, you are, too.

374
00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:46,774
And when are you
thinking about leaving?

375
00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:48,711
Truthfully,
I'm not thinking about it.

376
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:52,783
But when I do,
you will be the first to know.

377
00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:55,218
Will you be able
to, uh, drive later?

378
00:25:55,288 --> 00:25:57,313
I know looks can be deceiving.

379
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,248
But I'm a teetotaler.

380
00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:02,453
I've been drinking
club soda and lime all night,

381
00:26:02,528 --> 00:26:04,519
and now I'm building up
to my big drink.

382
00:26:04,597 --> 00:26:08,897
- Which is what?
- Virgin piña colada.

383
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:12,637
Okay. Why would
someone who doesn't drink

384
00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:15,572
spend hours at a bar drinking water?

385
00:26:15,641 --> 00:26:19,304
You know, a bar offers
all kind of things other than alcohol.

386
00:26:19,379 --> 00:26:21,870
Really?

387
00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:23,313
Like what?

388
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:26,544
Women.

389
00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:29,087
Nacho grande platters.

390
00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:31,715
The fellowship
of some fascinating individuals,

391
00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:32,883
like Warren here.

392
00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:35,785
Alcohol is just a lubricant

393
00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:39,229
for all the individual
encounters that a barroom offers.

394
00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:41,766
Ooh. Is that cowboy wisdom?

395
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,768
I'm not a cowboy, Pam.

396
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,431
I'm a stuntman.

397
00:26:46,506 --> 00:26:50,875
But that's a very
easy mistake to make.

398
00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,934
How do you know my name?

399
00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:56,140
When you were talking with Warren...

400
00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:57,546
couldn't help but overhear.

401
00:26:59,352 --> 00:27:00,341
Fair enough.

402
00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:02,047
So what's your name, Icy?

403
00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:04,822
Stuntman Mike.

404
00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:07,349
Stuntman Mike's your name?

405
00:27:07,427 --> 00:27:10,225
You ask anybody.

406
00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:12,794
Hey, Warren.

407
00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:14,230
Who is this guy?

408
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,131
Stuntman Mike.

409
00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:18,227
And who the hell
is Stuntman Mike?

410
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:19,532
He's a stuntman.

411
00:27:19,605 --> 00:27:22,438
Warren! Six shots of Wild Turkey!

412
00:27:42,462 --> 00:27:43,451
Let's do 'em!

413
00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:45,190
Salud.

414
00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:46,993
Down the snatch.

415
00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:50,558
You know, Pam,
I think it's time for my big drink.

416
00:27:51,571 --> 00:27:55,200
Well, Stuntman Mike,
since I have a tab here,

417
00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:57,401
can I buy you that
virgin piña colada?

418
00:27:57,477 --> 00:27:59,672
Thank you, Pam.
That'd be lovely.

419
00:27:59,745 --> 00:28:01,212
Warren!

420
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,408
A virgin piña colada
for my stuntman friend

421
00:28:04,484 --> 00:28:07,112
and I'll have another
Cadillac Cabo Wabo margarita.

422
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,915
Cabo Wabo, virgin.

423
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,880
Hey, if it ain't Lanna-Frank.

424
00:29:14,287 --> 00:29:15,618
- Hey, baby.
- How are you?

425
00:29:15,688 --> 00:29:16,985
Hey, what's up?

426
00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:18,318
Hey!

427
00:29:18,391 --> 00:29:21,019
Hey, what's shakin', bacon?

428
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,061
Hey.

429
00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:29,001
Well, let's scootch over, now.

430
00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:31,036
It's about fucking time.

431
00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:33,401
Well, beggars can't be choosers.

432
00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:36,099
Take a picture.
It lasts longer.

433
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:38,536
What?

434
00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:39,737
That table.

435
00:29:39,812 --> 00:29:41,712
Seems to keep,
um, getting your attention.

436
00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:44,272
Is that the girl
from the billboard outside?

437
00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:45,339
Yep.

438
00:29:45,418 --> 00:29:48,581
She sure is a striking-looking woman.

439
00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:50,588
It's got gin, tequila, Jäger...

440
00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:51,645
Look at that hair.

441
00:29:51,724 --> 00:29:53,123
Lots of leave-in conditioner.

442
00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,651
Is that jealousy I detect?

443
00:29:56,729 --> 00:30:00,688
Hardly. But if you want
to get with, uh, Jungle Julia,

444
00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:02,597
there's a real easy way to do that.

445
00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:04,226
Really, what would that be?

446
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:07,739
Get famous. You won't have
to find her... she'll find you.

447
00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:11,174
And you don't even want to know
what she did for that billboard.

448
00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:12,767
Enjoy it, cocksucker.

449
00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:14,278
You've earned it.

450
00:30:14,347 --> 00:30:16,281
What did she ever do to you?

451
00:30:16,349 --> 00:30:19,011
We went to school together
from kindergarten through high school.

452
00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:21,019
That's what she did to me.

453
00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:23,681
She was her height right now at 12.

454
00:30:23,756 --> 00:30:25,587
She was a monster.

455
00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:29,560
Half the guys she still fucks
she used to terrorize in the fifth grade.

456
00:30:29,629 --> 00:30:32,427
And she used to beat you up
and take your chocolate milk, huh?

457
00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:34,022
That pituitary case?

458
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:35,795
Might have kicked my ass
a couple of times...

459
00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:38,701
sorry, I'm built like a girl,
not a black man...

460
00:30:38,771 --> 00:30:42,434
but I'd die before I ever gave
Julia Lucai my chocolate milk.

461
00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:17,804
Hey! Are you
famous or somethin'?

462
00:31:17,877 --> 00:31:19,242
Or somethin'.

463
00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:20,676
No, no, no. Really.

464
00:31:21,847 --> 00:31:23,678
Hey, what do... what do you do?

465
00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:25,880
Really?

466
00:31:25,951 --> 00:31:29,853
What I do is work my ass off to get
my own record label off the ground,

467
00:31:29,922 --> 00:31:34,416
but why that girl wanted a picture
of me is because I'm a local D.J.

468
00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:38,329
Wait a minute.

469
00:31:39,632 --> 00:31:43,159
You've got a billboard
by Big Kahuna Burger, don't you?

470
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:44,702
Yeah.

471
00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:47,170
I got one there, too, Zatoichi.

472
00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:51,237
Yeah.

473
00:31:52,945 --> 00:31:54,537
Jungle Julia Lucai.

474
00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:56,547
Stuntman Mike McKay.

475
00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:57,980
Well.

476
00:31:58,050 --> 00:32:01,144
Good to meet you, Stuntman Mike.

477
00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:03,552
My friends and I are going
to continue to get our weed on.

478
00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:04,884
Would you care for some?

479
00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:06,390
Thank you, Julia,

480
00:32:06,459 --> 00:32:09,326
but just the same...
no thanks.

481
00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:10,919
- Suit yourself.
- But you know...

482
00:32:21,006 --> 00:32:22,940
Oh, shit.

483
00:32:23,008 --> 00:32:24,168
My God.

484
00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,139
Sorry. It's nothing.

485
00:32:31,751 --> 00:32:33,116
What the fuck was that?

486
00:32:37,690 --> 00:32:39,555
You got some voucher here.

487
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:41,286
I asked him
what movies you worked on.

488
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,055
No fuckin' clue.

489
00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:46,360
Well, technically I really don't know
if he's ever done anything for sure.

490
00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:49,401
I mean, he shows me
an episode of High Chaparral.

491
00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:50,867
a guy falls off a horse,

492
00:32:50,936 --> 00:32:52,028
he says it's him.

493
00:32:53,806 --> 00:32:56,036
You know the show The Virginian?

494
00:32:57,743 --> 00:33:00,439
Yeah, well, there was another
actor on that show, Gary Clarke,

495
00:33:00,513 --> 00:33:02,378
and I looked like him a bit...

496
00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:05,611
well, obviously
before I cut myself shaving.

497
00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:07,652
I like it.

498
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:11,952
Well, damn, if you ain't so sweet
you make sugar taste just like salt.

499
00:33:12,024 --> 00:33:15,460
Anyway, I did a lot of Virginians
doubling Gary Clarke.

500
00:33:15,528 --> 00:33:19,259
And, uh... then that show turned
into The Men of Shiloh.

501
00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:22,061
they brought on Lee Majors,
and I doubled him.

502
00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:25,399
From that point on
I specialized mostly in car stunts.

503
00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:29,032
Yeah, I did damn near
the whole third season of Vega$.

504
00:33:29,108 --> 00:33:31,338
I was Robert Urich's driving double.

505
00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:34,277
And then Bob
did another show, Gavilan.

506
00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:36,837
and he brought me
with him on that, till...

507
00:33:38,617 --> 00:33:39,879
And after that...

508
00:33:44,056 --> 00:33:47,423
Do you know any of these shows
or people I'm talkin' about?

509
00:33:47,493 --> 00:33:48,858
Sorry.

510
00:33:48,928 --> 00:33:49,917
No?

511
00:33:49,995 --> 00:33:51,656
No, no.

512
00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:59,466
So how exactly does one
become a stuntman, Stuntman Mike?

513
00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:05,871
Well, in Hollywood, anybody fool enough
to throw himself down a flight of stairs

514
00:34:05,945 --> 00:34:08,675
can usually find somebody
to pay him for it.

515
00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:12,376
But really I got into the business the way
most people get into the stunt business.

516
00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:13,713
How's that?

517
00:34:13,786 --> 00:34:16,277
- My brother got me in it.
- Well, who's your brother?

518
00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:17,720
Stuntman Bob.

519
00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:32,464
I'm ready to blaze!

520
00:34:32,538 --> 00:34:35,405
Finally, yeah.
You need to catch up with us.

521
00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:37,738
- Now the party can start.
- Yep.

522
00:34:37,810 --> 00:34:41,143
Anywho, I'm sorry.
You forgive me?

523
00:34:42,615 --> 00:34:46,881
But you have to be real nice to me
for the whole rest of the time I'm here.

524
00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:49,113
Promise.
You ready to go to the lake?

525
00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:53,020
- How about your friend, bring him?
- I thought no boys.

526
00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:55,322
If you really want him to come,
Shanna won't mind.

527
00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:57,988
So how about it?
Boys or just us girls?

528
00:34:58,063 --> 00:34:59,758
Us girls.

529
00:34:59,832 --> 00:35:01,129
Good idea.

530
00:35:03,035 --> 00:35:04,127
Ladies?

531
00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:07,494
Thanks.

532
00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:10,403
Cheers, Butterfly.

533
00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:17,111
"The woods are lovely,
dark, and deep...

534
00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:18,945
"And I have promises to keep,

535
00:35:19,018 --> 00:35:22,419
And miles to go
before I sleep."

536
00:35:22,488 --> 00:35:24,456
Did you hear me, Butterfly?

537
00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:29,459
"Miles to go
before you sleep."

538
00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:32,853
Sorry, Stuntman Burt...

539
00:35:32,932 --> 00:35:34,092
Mike.

540
00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:35,563
Mike.

541
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,625
She already broke off that dance.

542
00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:39,193
Is that true?

543
00:35:40,873 --> 00:35:43,467
Did I miss my chance?

544
00:35:46,211 --> 00:35:48,236
Do I frighten you?

545
00:35:52,685 --> 00:35:54,550
Is it my scar?

546
00:35:56,722 --> 00:35:58,451
It's your car.

547
00:35:58,524 --> 00:36:00,583
Ah, yeah, I know.

548
00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:02,820
Sorry.

549
00:36:02,895 --> 00:36:04,726
It's my mom's car.

550
00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:08,861
Have you been following us?

551
00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:11,630
No, but that's
what I love about Austin...

552
00:36:11,704 --> 00:36:13,968
it's just so damn small.

553
00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:16,667
- You've seen this guy before?
- I saw him outside of Guero's.

554
00:36:16,742 --> 00:36:19,142
And I saw you outside Guero's, too.

555
00:36:20,446 --> 00:36:23,040
You saw my car,
I saw your legs.

556
00:36:23,115 --> 00:36:26,448
Now, look, I ain't stalking y'all,
but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.

557
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,486
So you really weren't following us?

558
00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:32,388
I'm not following you, Butterfly.
I just... got lucky.

559
00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:38,960
So, how about that lap dance?

560
00:36:39,031 --> 00:36:40,760
Sorry, it was a one-time only offer,

561
00:36:40,833 --> 00:36:43,199
and she did it
earlier this evening at Antone's.

562
00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:46,695
- No, she didn't.
- How do you know?

563
00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:48,797
I'm good that way.

564
00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:52,674
- And you look a little touchéd.
- What's "touchéd"?

565
00:36:52,745 --> 00:36:53,939
Wounded, slightly.

566
00:36:54,013 --> 00:36:55,275
Why should I be wounded?

567
00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:58,316
Because you expected guys
to be pestering you all night,

568
00:36:58,384 --> 00:37:01,148
but from your look I can tell
nobody pestered you at all.

569
00:37:02,388 --> 00:37:04,822
That kind of hurt your feelings
a little bit, didn't it?

570
00:37:06,425 --> 00:37:11,795
There are few things as fetching
as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.

571
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:16,556
So...

572
00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:21,670
How about that lap dance?

573
00:37:22,875 --> 00:37:25,503
I think I'm going
to have to give you a rain check.

574
00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:30,610
Well, since you'll be leaving
in the next couple of days,

575
00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:32,673
that rain check'll be worthless.

576
00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:35,977
But that's okay.

577
00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:40,120
I understand
if I make you uncomfortable.

578
00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:42,790
You're still a nice girl.

579
00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:44,658
And I still like you.

580
00:37:46,065 --> 00:37:48,226
But I must warn you of something.

581
00:37:49,435 --> 00:37:51,926
You know how people say,

582
00:37:52,004 --> 00:37:53,699
"You're okay in my book,"

583
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:57,037
or, "In my book, that's no good."

584
00:37:57,109 --> 00:38:02,775
Well, I actually have a book.

585
00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:06,750
And everybody
I ever meet goes in this book.

586
00:38:06,819 --> 00:38:11,222
And now I've met you,
and you're goin' in the book.

587
00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:14,488
Except...

588
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:18,690
I'm afraid I must file you...

589
00:38:18,764 --> 00:38:20,698
under...

590
00:38:20,766 --> 00:38:22,290
"Chicken Shit."

591
00:38:22,367 --> 00:38:24,665
And what if I did it?

592
00:38:24,736 --> 00:38:27,000
Well, I definitely couldn't
file you under "Chicken Shit,"

593
00:38:27,072 --> 00:38:29,165
then, now, could I?

594
00:38:29,241 --> 00:38:30,538
What's your name again?

595
00:38:31,944 --> 00:38:34,845
- Stuntman Mike.
- Well, Stuntman Mike...

596
00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:36,471
I'm Butterfly.

597
00:38:36,548 --> 00:38:41,076
My friend Jungle Julia over here says
that jukebox inside is pretty impressive.

598
00:38:41,153 --> 00:38:42,882
Yeah, it is.

599
00:38:42,955 --> 00:38:43,944
Yeah.

600
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,254
Well, why don't you go
get ready for your lap dance?

601
00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:04,366
What about "kind of cute,
kind of hot, kind of sexy,

602
00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:06,274
"hysterically funny
but not funny-looking guy

603
00:39:06,345 --> 00:39:09,178
who you could fuck"
did you not understand?

604
00:42:00,485 --> 00:42:01,747
I'm driving.

605
00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:04,948
We're gonna go somewhere else,
gonna go hang out.

606
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:06,012
Ready to go?

607
00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:07,285
Yeah.

608
00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:09,122
- Bye.
- Bye.

609
00:42:12,397 --> 00:42:14,627
I think you got Mike laid tonight.

610
00:42:16,234 --> 00:42:18,395
Lookin' good, Cannonball Run!

611
00:42:19,538 --> 00:42:21,472
He's just giving me a ride.

612
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:22,564
Oh, no doubt.

613
00:42:22,641 --> 00:42:24,939
Have a nice ride!

614
00:42:26,345 --> 00:42:28,210
Look, double fucks.

615
00:42:32,551 --> 00:42:34,519
I am not gonna fuck him.

616
00:42:34,586 --> 00:42:36,019
I can hear you.

617
00:42:37,456 --> 00:42:40,948
- He's old enough to be my dad.
- I can still hear you.

618
00:42:44,196 --> 00:42:45,356
Bye.

619
00:42:45,430 --> 00:42:46,488
Bye-bye!

620
00:42:52,871 --> 00:42:54,839
Wow, that's fucking scary.

621
00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:56,931
Yeah, well, I wanted it
to be impressive and...

622
00:42:57,008 --> 00:42:59,033
scary tends to impress.

623
00:43:00,479 --> 00:43:01,639
Is it safe?

624
00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:03,681
No, it's better than safe.

625
00:43:03,749 --> 00:43:05,376
It's death-proof.

626
00:43:05,450 --> 00:43:07,975
How do you make a car death-proof?

627
00:43:08,053 --> 00:43:09,850
Well, that's what stuntmen do.

628
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:12,549
You've seen a movie where
a car gets into some smash-up

629
00:43:12,624 --> 00:43:15,058
there ain't no way in hell
anybody's walking away from?

630
00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:18,685
Well, how do you
think they accomplish that?

631
00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:20,789
CGI?

632
00:43:20,866 --> 00:43:24,802
Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays
more often than not, you're right.

633
00:43:24,870 --> 00:43:27,134
But back
in the all-or-nothin' days...

634
00:43:27,205 --> 00:43:31,005
Vanishing Point days,
the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days,

635
00:43:31,076 --> 00:43:32,737
the White Line Fever days...

636
00:43:32,811 --> 00:43:35,780
real cars smashing into real cars.

637
00:43:35,847 --> 00:43:38,475
Real dumb people driving 'em.

638
00:43:38,550 --> 00:43:41,576
So, give the stunt team
the car you want to smash up,

639
00:43:41,653 --> 00:43:44,213
they take her and reinforce
that fucker everywhere and...

640
00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:45,278
Voila!

641
00:43:45,357 --> 00:43:48,793
You got yourself
a death-proof automobile.

642
00:43:50,328 --> 00:43:53,923
That makes sense. I just didn't know
you could make a car death-proof.

643
00:43:53,999 --> 00:43:57,799
Well, I can drive this baby into
a brick wall doing 125 miles an hour.

644
00:43:58,637 --> 00:44:00,070
Just for the experience.

645
00:44:06,812 --> 00:44:09,042
Why is your passenger seat in a box?

646
00:44:09,114 --> 00:44:10,638
Well, this is a movie car.

647
00:44:10,715 --> 00:44:14,242
Sometimes when you're shootin' a crash,
director wants to put a camera in the car...

648
00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:16,480
you know, shoot the crash
from the inside.

649
00:44:16,555 --> 00:44:19,490
That's where you put the camera.
They call it a "crash box."

650
00:44:22,227 --> 00:44:23,888
There you go.

651
00:44:23,962 --> 00:44:26,260
You know, when you
asked to drive me home,

652
00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:28,231
you didn't mention your car
didn't have a passenger seat.

653
00:44:28,300 --> 00:44:31,292
Yeah, well, actually,
I didn't ask to drive you home.

654
00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:33,269
You asked me for a ride,
and I said, "Yes."

655
00:44:33,338 --> 00:44:34,669
But look at the bright side, Pam...

656
00:44:34,739 --> 00:44:37,708
I won't be gettin' fresh,
putting my hand on your knee.

657
00:44:39,511 --> 00:44:41,308
That is a bright side.

658
00:44:42,347 --> 00:44:43,507
I thought so.

659
00:45:09,541 --> 00:45:10,940
Well, Pam...

660
00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:12,271
which way are you going?

661
00:45:12,344 --> 00:45:14,175
- Left or right?
- Right.

662
00:45:14,246 --> 00:45:16,214
Ah, that's too bad.

663
00:45:16,882 --> 00:45:17,906
Why?

664
00:45:17,983 --> 00:45:21,851
Well, because it was a 50/50 shot
on whether you'd be going left or right.

665
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,047
You see, we're both going left.

666
00:45:24,122 --> 00:45:26,113
You could have just
as easily been going left, too,

667
00:45:26,191 --> 00:45:27,488
and if that was the case,

668
00:45:27,559 --> 00:45:30,221
it would have been a while
before you started getting scared.

669
00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:32,661
But since
you're going the other way,

670
00:45:32,731 --> 00:45:34,289
I'm afraid...

671
00:45:34,366 --> 00:45:37,767
you're gonna
have to start getting scared...

672
00:45:37,836 --> 00:45:38,894
immediately.

673
00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:40,062
What the fuck?!

674
00:45:49,581 --> 00:45:51,412
Cocksucking motherfucker!

675
00:45:51,483 --> 00:45:53,075
Just fucking let me out of here!

676
00:45:53,151 --> 00:45:54,709
I'll fucking rip your fucking...

677
00:45:54,786 --> 00:45:56,185
Stop the fucking car!

678
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,085
Why are you being such a shit?

679
00:46:38,363 --> 00:46:40,160
Okay.

680
00:46:40,231 --> 00:46:41,630
Here's the thing.

681
00:46:41,700 --> 00:46:43,793
I get it.

682
00:46:43,868 --> 00:46:46,564
I... I know it's a joke,
and super funny.

683
00:46:47,372 --> 00:46:51,138
Um, but if you just stop right now,

684
00:46:51,209 --> 00:46:53,609
you know, and... and let me out,

685
00:46:53,678 --> 00:46:57,045
I'll never tell anybody
because I know it's a joke.

686
00:46:57,115 --> 00:46:58,446
I know all about jokes.

687
00:46:58,516 --> 00:46:59,949
Ha ha ha!

688
00:47:00,018 --> 00:47:03,454
I promise everything'll be fine.

689
00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:06,012
Just... just... just let me out.

690
00:47:06,091 --> 00:47:07,080
Please?

691
00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:08,921
- And... and... and...
- Hey, Pam!

692
00:47:09,995 --> 00:47:13,487
Remember when I said
this car was death proof?

693
00:47:13,565 --> 00:47:16,830
Well, that wasn't a lie.

694
00:47:16,901 --> 00:47:19,495
This car is 100% death proof.

695
00:47:20,405 --> 00:47:23,374
Only to get the benefit of it, honey...

696
00:47:23,441 --> 00:47:26,433
you really need to be sittin' in my seat.

697
00:48:03,882 --> 00:48:07,477
Now I gotta catch me
my other girlfriends.

698
00:48:21,966 --> 00:48:22,955
No, no, no, no, no, no.

699
00:48:23,034 --> 00:48:26,265
It's Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick and Tich.

700
00:48:27,172 --> 00:48:28,730
So, you got it?

701
00:48:28,807 --> 00:48:31,674
Thanks, honey.
You're gonna play it next song, right?

702
00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:34,776
Good boy.

703
00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:37,908
Growl!

704
00:48:37,982 --> 00:48:40,041
Bye-bye.

705
00:48:40,118 --> 00:48:41,551
Who do you want to hear?

706
00:48:41,619 --> 00:48:43,519
Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick, and Tich.

707
00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:44,850
Who?

708
00:48:44,923 --> 00:48:48,552
Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick, and Tich.

709
00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:50,025
Who the fuck are they?

710
00:48:50,095 --> 00:48:52,893
For your information,
Pete Townshend, at one point,

711
00:48:52,964 --> 00:48:54,727
almost quit The Who,
and if he had,

712
00:48:54,799 --> 00:48:56,460
he would have ended up in this group,

713
00:48:56,534 --> 00:49:00,265
thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick, Tich, and Pete.

714
00:49:00,338 --> 00:49:01,896
And if you ask me,
he should have.

715
00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:05,373
That's my boy!

716
00:50:54,018 --> 00:50:56,452
I want to hear
this part of the song louder!

717
00:51:43,868 --> 00:51:45,529
Do you remember anything?

718
00:51:47,472 --> 00:51:49,770
Uh... I... I don't remember.

719
00:51:53,344 --> 00:51:54,777
Doctor Block.

720
00:52:07,926 --> 00:52:13,228
Well. What's the patient's
prognosis, Dr. Block?

721
00:52:13,298 --> 00:52:15,528
I don't really see
it's any of your business.

722
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,431
Come on now, Sis.

723
00:52:17,502 --> 00:52:19,800
You just tell us.

724
00:52:19,871 --> 00:52:21,202
How bad is he?

725
00:52:25,877 --> 00:52:27,606
He got banged up real good.

726
00:52:27,679 --> 00:52:32,082
Busted nose, broken collarbone,
smashed up his left index finger.

727
00:52:32,150 --> 00:52:33,344
Is that it?

728
00:52:35,153 --> 00:52:36,882
He was real lucky.

729
00:52:39,090 --> 00:52:40,853
That'll be all?

730
00:52:40,925 --> 00:52:44,224
Well, that's more than enough,
and I wanna thank you, Dr. Block.

731
00:52:48,066 --> 00:52:49,556
Son of a bitch.

732
00:52:51,102 --> 00:52:52,694
So, Pop.

733
00:52:52,770 --> 00:52:54,294
What do you think?

734
00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:56,203
Well, Son Number One,

735
00:52:56,274 --> 00:53:00,438
what I think is so goddamn ghoulish
I hesitate to speak it out loud.

736
00:53:01,479 --> 00:53:03,743
Well, give it a shot.

737
00:53:03,815 --> 00:53:06,841
Well, what we have here
is a case of vehicular homicide.

738
00:53:06,918 --> 00:53:09,648
That ol' boy in there
murdered them pretty little gals.

739
00:53:09,721 --> 00:53:13,487
I mean, he used a car, not a hatchet,
but they're dead just the same.

740
00:53:15,059 --> 00:53:18,085
Well, what are you gonna do?

741
00:53:18,162 --> 00:53:19,857
Not a goddamn thing.

742
00:53:19,931 --> 00:53:22,195
D.A. says there ain't no crime here.

743
00:53:23,101 --> 00:53:28,038
Every one of them gals was swimming
in alcohol and floatin' on weed,

744
00:53:28,106 --> 00:53:31,974
and old Hooper in there
came out clean as a whistle.

745
00:53:32,043 --> 00:53:36,446
Now, you actually think that he
premeditatively murdered them gals?

746
00:53:36,514 --> 00:53:38,277
Well, I can't prove it.

747
00:53:38,349 --> 00:53:41,512
But since thinkin' don't cost nothin',
I can think it, and I do.

748
00:53:41,586 --> 00:53:44,953
Yeah, but Pop, he got
pretty banged up himself.

749
00:53:45,023 --> 00:53:47,548
Well, hell yeah,
he got banged up, but goddamn...

750
00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:50,355
I mean, them pretty little gals in there
look like a goddamn giant

751
00:53:50,428 --> 00:53:52,123
chewed 'em up and spit 'em out.

752
00:53:52,196 --> 00:53:53,561
Did any of 'em survive?

753
00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:55,531
Shit.

754
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,068
Two tons of metal,
200 miles an hour,

755
00:53:58,136 --> 00:54:00,536
flesh and bone
and plain old Newton...

756
00:54:00,605 --> 00:54:02,698
they all princess died.

757
00:54:09,814 --> 00:54:11,213
Why?

758
00:54:11,282 --> 00:54:15,582
Well, I'd guesstimate
it's a sex thing.

759
00:54:15,653 --> 00:54:17,644
The only way I can figure it.

760
00:54:17,722 --> 00:54:22,853
High-velocity impact,
twisted metal, busted glass,

761
00:54:22,927 --> 00:54:25,987
all four souls taken
exactly the same time.

762
00:54:27,331 --> 00:54:31,324
Probably the only way that diabolical
degenerate can shoot his goo.

763
00:54:32,503 --> 00:54:35,028
Yeah, I think the only thing
we can dream of getting that bastard on

764
00:54:35,106 --> 00:54:38,598
is vehicular manslaughter
for the hitchhiker in the death box.

765
00:54:38,676 --> 00:54:41,543
That was just plain old,
goddamn reckless endangerment.

766
00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:44,604
But I got me a goddamn bartender

767
00:54:44,682 --> 00:54:48,311
gonna testify that ol' Stuntman
Mike didn't drink a drop all night.

768
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,953
And his passenger
was left stranded by her date,

769
00:54:52,023 --> 00:54:55,754
in the goddamn rain, no less,
and she asked him for the fucking ride.

770
00:54:55,827 --> 00:54:59,661
Now, on paper, this is gonna look
like he was just trying to help her out.

771
00:54:59,730 --> 00:55:02,028
I mean, that's the way
the jury's gonna see it.

772
00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:04,295
So, what are you gonna do, Pop?

773
00:55:05,536 --> 00:55:08,471
Well, I could take it
upon myself to work the case,

774
00:55:08,539 --> 00:55:09,904
you know, in my off hours.

775
00:55:10,675 --> 00:55:13,838
Search for evidence,
you know, prove my theory.

776
00:55:13,911 --> 00:55:15,173
Alert authorities.

777
00:55:15,246 --> 00:55:18,841
Dog that rotten son of a bitch...
wherever he goes, I go.

778
00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:24,047
Or I could spend the same
goddamn amount of time and energy

779
00:55:24,122 --> 00:55:27,057
following the NASCAR circuit.

780
00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:29,286
Hmm. I've thought about it a lot.

781
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,818
I think I'd have a hell
of a lot happier life if I did the latter.

782
00:55:32,897 --> 00:55:33,886
And just because I can't

783
00:55:33,965 --> 00:55:38,197
punish Old Frankenstein
in there for what he's done,

784
00:55:38,269 --> 00:55:41,067
I'm gonna tell you
like the Lord told John...

785
00:55:41,139 --> 00:55:43,130
if he ever does it again,

786
00:55:43,207 --> 00:55:46,506
I can make goddamn sure
he don't do it in Texas.

787
00:57:12,496 --> 00:57:15,659
Are you on the same floor as him?
No, he's on the fourth.

788
00:57:15,733 --> 00:57:18,065
- And who's in whose room?
- He's in mine.

789
00:57:18,135 --> 00:57:19,397
And so what happened then?

790
00:57:19,470 --> 00:57:23,736
We made out for about ten minutes,
and then I sent him off to his room.

791
00:57:23,808 --> 00:57:27,403
- So how's the Rock as a kisser?
- He's damn good.

792
00:57:27,478 --> 00:57:30,276
He's got them mushy lips,
smooth fingertips.

793
00:57:30,348 --> 00:57:32,248
Mm, I love them mushy lips.

794
00:57:32,316 --> 00:57:35,444
He's a big guy, so he spins me around
so my back is up against him,

795
00:57:35,519 --> 00:57:38,079
takes his big hand
and puts it on my throat,

796
00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:42,615
tilts my head back and leans over me,
kisses me from behind.

797
00:57:42,693 --> 00:57:44,092
Damn, that sounds sexy!

798
00:57:44,161 --> 00:57:45,685
It was sexy.

799
00:57:45,763 --> 00:57:49,665
But then that was it?
You sent him off? How'd he take it?

800
00:57:49,734 --> 00:57:51,429
Wait a minute, what are we doing here?

801
00:57:51,502 --> 00:57:55,233
If I'm gonna power through and pick up
Zoë at the airport, I need coffee.

802
00:57:55,306 --> 00:57:59,140
Since you're getting that, can you get
some more vodka and sugar-free Red Bull?

803
00:58:01,512 --> 00:58:02,809
We didn't know you were awake.

804
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:04,575
I'm not awake. I'm asleep.

805
00:58:04,649 --> 00:58:07,743
But get some more vodka
and some sugar-free Red Bull anyway.

806
00:58:08,519 --> 00:58:09,986
And some Red Apple Tans.

807
00:58:10,054 --> 00:58:12,522
Damn, I didn't stop
to get you bitches groceries.

808
00:58:14,759 --> 00:58:17,193
You remember how to get to the airport?

809
00:58:17,261 --> 00:58:20,094
Then you should get behind the wheel,
'cause you gonna drive.

810
00:58:21,966 --> 00:58:23,456
Motherfuckers.

811
00:58:40,251 --> 00:58:42,185
They ain't got sugar-free Red Bull.

812
00:58:42,253 --> 00:58:44,847
They got regular Red Bull
and sugar-free G.O. juice.

813
00:58:44,922 --> 00:58:47,652
- G.O.
- G.O.!

814
01:00:29,527 --> 01:00:32,360
Where the hell are my keys?
Here they are.

815
01:00:33,731 --> 01:00:36,359
Sorry, I didn't mean to give
you a concert there.

816
01:00:36,434 --> 01:00:38,561
No, it wasn't you.

817
01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:41,332
That guy bumped into my feet
when he walked by.

818
01:00:42,773 --> 01:00:45,606
I don't know why,
but that kind of creeped me out.

819
01:01:11,202 --> 01:01:12,726
Little dick.

820
01:01:14,572 --> 01:01:15,903
Clearly.

821
01:01:17,508 --> 01:01:22,536
Since I'm up,
I might as well hit the ATM.

822
01:01:23,881 --> 01:01:25,940
Get me a fuckin' smoke.

823
01:02:50,134 --> 01:02:51,897
What?

824
01:02:51,969 --> 01:02:53,937
Did you just see the...

825
01:02:54,004 --> 01:02:54,993
What?

826
01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:58,400
Nothing, honey.

827
01:03:22,032 --> 01:03:23,021
Y'ello.

828
01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:24,431
It's me.

829
01:03:24,501 --> 01:03:25,798
Miss me?

830
01:03:27,304 --> 01:03:29,898
You best get your ass
off Kim's car.

831
01:03:29,974 --> 01:03:33,740
- I've seen Kim sit on it before.
- Her ass ain't your ass.

832
01:03:33,811 --> 01:03:38,248
Okay. So, I think I'm in
this month's issue of Allure.

833
01:03:41,819 --> 01:03:43,309
You got Allure?

834
01:03:43,387 --> 01:03:45,287
Magazines by the window.

835
01:03:59,670 --> 01:04:01,331
Here you are!

836
01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:06,036
You hot mama, you.

837
01:04:06,110 --> 01:04:07,941
See you in a second.

838
01:04:08,012 --> 01:04:11,106
$3.85... out of 20.

839
01:04:15,219 --> 01:04:18,211
And you get 16 and change back.
Thank you very much.

840
01:04:20,591 --> 01:04:23,822
You know, I got other fashion magazines
for sale behind the counter.

841
01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:28,797
No, that's okay.
This'll be all.

842
01:04:28,866 --> 01:04:30,026
Thought I'd ask.

843
01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:31,863
- Thanks anyway.
- Have a good one.

844
01:04:35,005 --> 01:04:37,667
I got this month's issue
of Italian Vogue.

845
01:04:42,913 --> 01:04:44,175
This month's?

846
01:04:46,016 --> 01:04:48,280
Listen to this.

847
01:04:48,352 --> 01:04:53,085
The Circle A clerk has
this month's issue of Italian Vogue.

848
01:04:53,157 --> 01:04:54,317
- No way.
- Way!

849
01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:56,882
I can't believe fuckin' Circle A
carries Italian Vogue.

850
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,394
It doesn't. It's his own personal copy.

851
01:04:59,463 --> 01:05:01,727
He'll let it go for 27 bucks.

852
01:05:01,799 --> 01:05:03,664
27 bucks?

853
01:05:03,734 --> 01:05:06,168
What the fuck do you care?
We're talking about per diem here.

854
01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:09,137
We found an issue of Italian Vogue
in Lebanon, Tennessee.

855
01:05:09,206 --> 01:05:11,140
We're lucky he's not asking
for fuckin' Krugerrands.

856
01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:13,335
I'm getting it, and we're
splitting it three ways.

857
01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:14,672
What, me, you, and Kim?

858
01:05:14,745 --> 01:05:16,576
Kim doesn't give
a shit about Italian Vogue.

859
01:05:16,647 --> 01:05:20,310
but Brandy'll come in with us,
and if she won't, Tisla, her sister, will.

860
01:05:21,151 --> 01:05:24,120
Okay, but if anybody tears out
any sheets I want,

861
01:05:24,188 --> 01:05:27,555
you gotta make color Xeroxes
of those pages, and I'm not talking Kinko's.

862
01:05:27,624 --> 01:05:31,651
You take it to the art department
and have them do it fuckin' right.

863
01:05:49,379 --> 01:05:51,677
Whoo!

864
01:05:55,319 --> 01:05:56,547
Oh, my God!

865
01:06:04,695 --> 01:06:06,094
Got it!

866
01:06:15,706 --> 01:06:17,731
...the actress...

867
01:06:29,219 --> 01:06:30,709
Oh, boy.

868
01:06:33,690 --> 01:06:35,715
Your timing couldn't be better, Zoë.

869
01:06:35,793 --> 01:06:40,389
It just so happens we're all three
off-duty for the next three days.

870
01:06:40,464 --> 01:06:42,932
Fuckin' hell! How does that happen?

871
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,992
I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's makeup,
and she's off for the next three days.

872
01:06:46,069 --> 01:06:48,936
There's no stunts being filmed
during that time so Kim's free,

873
01:06:49,006 --> 01:06:53,102
and Lee's on a will-notify
for the four days.

874
01:06:53,177 --> 01:06:54,735
So how's the shoot going?

875
01:06:54,812 --> 01:06:56,871
Great. We're having the best time.

876
01:06:56,947 --> 01:06:59,040
The director, Cecil Evans, is so fun.

877
01:06:59,116 --> 01:07:02,347
We're making the coolest movie
and partying all the time.

878
01:07:02,419 --> 01:07:06,014
Hell, yeah. The next job
after this one is definitely gonna suck.

879
01:07:06,089 --> 01:07:07,989
So let's hear it, ladies.

880
01:07:08,058 --> 01:07:10,458
Set romances! Who's getting it off?

881
01:07:10,527 --> 01:07:13,155
That would be Lee and Toolbox.

882
01:07:13,230 --> 01:07:16,256
Oh, Toolbox!
Name sounds promising.

883
01:07:16,333 --> 01:07:18,460
- He's a grip.
- What he is is a pervert.

884
01:07:18,535 --> 01:07:20,833
Well, he just keeps sounding
better and better.

885
01:07:22,105 --> 01:07:23,094
What's his perversion?

886
01:07:25,209 --> 01:07:27,643
He likes to watch me pee.

887
01:07:36,186 --> 01:07:37,915
Yeah, but not no more.

888
01:07:37,988 --> 01:07:40,218
Now she's getting it on
with the Rock.

889
01:07:40,290 --> 01:07:42,155
You had a one-off with the Rock?

890
01:07:42,226 --> 01:07:44,660
Well, not the real Rock.
He's this electrician named Bruce.

891
01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:48,562
He looks like the Rock,
so we all just call him the Rock.

892
01:07:48,632 --> 01:07:50,293
Oh, yeah, this is an all-star crew.

893
01:07:50,367 --> 01:07:53,962
We got a guy who looks like Nic Cage
and Pee Wee Herman, too.

894
01:07:54,037 --> 01:07:56,471
Kim, dick department.
Let's hear it!

895
01:07:56,540 --> 01:07:59,907
No dick this trip. I got a man.

896
01:07:59,977 --> 01:08:03,208
- How long have you had this boyfriend?
- About three months.

897
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:04,907
Who'd you steal him from?

898
01:08:04,982 --> 01:08:06,279
Nobody!

899
01:08:06,350 --> 01:08:08,910
- Kim!
- What?

900
01:08:08,986 --> 01:08:10,647
He totally had a girlfriend.

901
01:08:10,721 --> 01:08:14,350
All of Kim's boyfriends start out
as somebody else's boyfriend.

902
01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:16,517
I did not steal him!

903
01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:21,724
I didn't steal any of them;
they just... jumped ship.

904
01:08:23,967 --> 01:08:27,733
- So what's your story, Abernathy?
- Oh, Abbie's got the big Kahuna.

905
01:08:27,804 --> 01:08:30,534
I had a set crush on Cecil.

906
01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:33,940
Set crush? Nigga, please.
You were his set wife!

907
01:08:34,011 --> 01:08:36,241
"Were" and "had" being
the key words, here.

908
01:08:36,313 --> 01:08:39,009
Bitch, you two are still
into each other and you know it.

909
01:08:39,082 --> 01:08:44,145
Yeah, well, if he's so in love with me,
why did he fuck Darryl Hannah's stand-in?

910
01:08:47,724 --> 01:08:51,387
Yes, men are dogs.
Oh, it's so funny!

911
01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:52,928
Oh, it's so funny!

912
01:08:52,996 --> 01:08:55,521
Stop acting all hurt.
Your ass just mad.

913
01:08:55,599 --> 01:08:57,396
Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker.

914
01:08:57,467 --> 01:09:00,436
You need to get over that shit.
That was two weeks ago.

915
01:09:00,504 --> 01:09:03,439
Oh, well, now you put it like that...

916
01:09:04,308 --> 01:09:06,708
Oh, I haven't told you the best part.

917
01:09:06,777 --> 01:09:09,871
He fucked her on my birthday.

918
01:09:09,947 --> 01:09:12,780
Oh, that's a horse of a different color.

919
01:09:12,849 --> 01:09:15,716
- Thank you.
- Did he know it was your birthday?

920
01:09:15,786 --> 01:09:18,516
I mean, he's the director.
He's kind of busy.

921
01:09:18,588 --> 01:09:23,025
He ate a piece of my birthday cake,
and he got me a present.

922
01:09:23,093 --> 01:09:25,084
- Wow.
- Yeah... I think he knew.

923
01:09:26,763 --> 01:09:28,253
What did he get you?

924
01:09:31,835 --> 01:09:33,302
He made me a tape.

925
01:09:33,470 --> 01:09:35,097
He made you a tape?

926
01:09:35,172 --> 01:09:37,402
Wait, he didn't burn you a CD?

927
01:09:37,474 --> 01:09:38,839
He made you a tape?

928
01:09:38,909 --> 01:09:41,901
- Yeah.
- Oh, that is so romantic!

929
01:09:41,979 --> 01:09:45,073
Yes, I know what you're gonna say,
so don't even go there.

930
01:09:45,148 --> 01:09:47,173
This sounds like the test
of true love to me.

931
01:09:47,250 --> 01:09:50,947
Look, I know you guys like him.
He's likeable.

932
01:09:51,021 --> 01:09:53,615
But he fucked another woman
on my birthday.

933
01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:56,056
How can you not be on my side?

934
01:09:56,126 --> 01:09:57,616
I admit, that sounds bad.

935
01:09:57,694 --> 01:09:58,956
It is bad!

936
01:09:59,029 --> 01:10:01,896
It just sounds like there's
a little more to it than that.

937
01:10:01,965 --> 01:10:03,125
Were you two fucking?

938
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:04,690
Hell, no.

939
01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:06,633
Hello, is your name Abernathy?

940
01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:07,692
Sorry.

941
01:10:07,771 --> 01:10:11,332
The answer to your question
is no, of course not.

942
01:10:11,408 --> 01:10:14,400
What do you mean "No, of course not"?

943
01:10:14,478 --> 01:10:17,470
The reason Cecil hasn't had
a girlfriend in six years

944
01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:20,846
is because girls will fuck him,
and if you fuck Cecil,

945
01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:23,181
you don't become one
of his girlfriends...

946
01:10:23,253 --> 01:10:26,188
not to say I want to be his girlfriend,

947
01:10:26,256 --> 01:10:31,455
but if I did want to be his girlfriend,
if I fucked him, I wouldn't be.

948
01:10:31,528 --> 01:10:37,194
I'd be one of his regulars,
and I'm getting too fuckin' old for that shit.

949
01:10:37,267 --> 01:10:40,464
- Have you let him do anything?
- Yes!

950
01:10:42,172 --> 01:10:44,072
I've let him give me a foot massage,

951
01:10:44,141 --> 01:10:48,009
and when we go to the movies,
I've let him hold my hand.

952
01:10:48,078 --> 01:10:50,808
Bitch, you might be actin'
like you 12 years old,

953
01:10:50,881 --> 01:10:52,405
but he just acting like a man.

954
01:10:52,482 --> 01:10:54,575
You need to break
that nigga off a piece.

955
01:10:54,651 --> 01:10:55,982
Let me get this straight...

956
01:10:57,020 --> 01:11:00,319
you're not fucking him,
you're not sucking him,

957
01:11:00,390 --> 01:11:04,258
you're not giving him any tongue,
but Darryl Hannah's stand-in is?

958
01:11:04,327 --> 01:11:06,488
Can we just take my sex life
off the table?

959
01:11:06,563 --> 01:11:09,930
Actually, it was Cecil's sex life
that was on the table...

960
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,661
and your lack of one.

961
01:11:17,474 --> 01:11:19,840
Fuck both of you
and your little high-five.

962
01:11:19,910 --> 01:11:24,347
Before you can claim a nigga,
you got to claim a nigga,

963
01:11:24,414 --> 01:11:27,315
and you can start by giving
that motherfucker a hand job

964
01:11:27,384 --> 01:11:29,113
in the back of the van
on Tuesday.

965
01:11:29,186 --> 01:11:30,346
I'm not gonna do that!

966
01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:32,980
I know you won't!
But you know who will...

967
01:11:33,056 --> 01:11:36,025
the bitch that ends up living
in that big-ass mansion of his.

968
01:11:36,093 --> 01:11:39,153
I haven't entirely agreed
with everything Kim's said,

969
01:11:39,229 --> 01:11:43,029
but it is true if you've stretched it out
like you have with Cecil

970
01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:47,662
and you suddenly get dirty on them,
it blows their mind.

971
01:11:49,005 --> 01:11:52,441
So Zoë, Kim, and I are
in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.

972
01:11:52,509 --> 01:11:55,842
- What were you working on?
- Three Kicks to the Head. Part Three.

973
01:11:55,912 --> 01:11:59,348
And, admittedly,
we're a little fucked up.

974
01:11:59,416 --> 01:12:01,680
- Cheers to that.
- Word.

975
01:12:02,385 --> 01:12:03,613
Cheers.

976
01:12:03,687 --> 01:12:05,211
So Zoë...

977
01:12:06,356 --> 01:12:10,224
the genius, wants to take
a picture of me.

978
01:12:11,361 --> 01:12:14,762
It's dark as hell,
and you can't see shit.

979
01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:18,460
So she's got her camera
and keeps saying, "Step back a little!"

980
01:12:18,535 --> 01:12:19,593
So I do.

981
01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:22,001
Then "A little fu-ther!"

982
01:12:22,072 --> 01:12:26,736
So I step back a little fu-ther.
Then "A little more!" So I do.

983
01:12:26,810 --> 01:12:32,749
Then I realize I'm at the edge
of a seven-foot concrete ditch...

984
01:12:32,816 --> 01:12:35,250
...with God knows how many rocks

985
01:12:35,318 --> 01:12:39,550
and broken bottles and rats in it,
and if I fell in that fucking thing,

986
01:12:39,623 --> 01:12:41,614
I probably would have broken my neck.

987
01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:45,422
So I am yelling at her:
"Zoë, you almost killed me!"

988
01:12:47,097 --> 01:12:51,124
So we laugh about it
and walk a little further,

989
01:12:51,201 --> 01:12:53,726
and Zoë starts fuckin' around.

990
01:12:53,803 --> 01:12:57,899
And... bam!... if she doesn't fall
in the fucking ditch!

991
01:12:59,376 --> 01:13:01,139
Nice.

992
01:13:01,211 --> 01:13:03,873
Thank you. Yep. Thank you.

993
01:13:04,981 --> 01:13:07,449
I remember taking a step
and looking down,

994
01:13:07,517 --> 01:13:11,078
just as I'm thinking, "There's that ditch
Abbie was talking about."

995
01:13:11,154 --> 01:13:13,520
Bam! I'm in the fucking ditch, you know.

996
01:13:13,590 --> 01:13:14,955
What happened?

997
01:13:15,025 --> 01:13:17,391
What, with Zoë, the cat?

998
01:13:17,460 --> 01:13:18,484
Nothing.

999
01:13:18,562 --> 01:13:22,555
If I fell in that fuckin' thing, they would
have had to helicopter me out of there.

1000
01:13:22,632 --> 01:13:24,930
Zoë just lands on her feet.

1001
01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:29,131
But then later I started feeling
a little bad about myself...

1002
01:13:29,206 --> 01:13:34,269
Zoë falls in the ditch and it's nothing.
We're laughing about it.

1003
01:13:34,344 --> 01:13:38,678
If I fell in that fucking thing,
I probably would have been paralyzed.

1004
01:13:38,748 --> 01:13:41,012
Oh, honey, you can't think like that.

1005
01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:44,918
We all have our individual talents,
and that just happens to be one of Zoë's.

1006
01:13:44,988 --> 01:13:49,482
Well, physically speaking,
Zoë is amazing.

1007
01:13:49,559 --> 01:13:52,221
I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness?

1008
01:13:53,063 --> 01:13:56,191
There's few human beings that can fuck
with Zoë on that front.

1009
01:13:56,266 --> 01:13:58,291
Kim, I like you too.

1010
01:13:59,236 --> 01:14:03,696
Having said that, before you get
too envious of Zoë's prowess,

1011
01:14:03,773 --> 01:14:06,503
you're missing the most
important part of that story.

1012
01:14:06,576 --> 01:14:10,103
You didn't fall in the ditch.
Zoë did.

1013
01:14:10,180 --> 01:14:14,082
Zoë even knew there was a ditch there
because you told her,

1014
01:14:14,150 --> 01:14:16,050
and she still fell in.

1015
01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:19,213
So Lee's right.
We all have our talents.

1016
01:14:19,289 --> 01:14:22,383
Hey, I resemble that remark.

1017
01:14:25,629 --> 01:14:27,722
So Kim, you still pack a Roscoe?

1018
01:14:31,001 --> 01:14:32,832
Check it out, bitch.

1019
01:14:32,902 --> 01:14:35,268
- Nice one, mate.
- I know this.

1020
01:14:35,338 --> 01:14:36,532
What's a Roscoe?

1021
01:14:36,606 --> 01:14:37,903
Roscoe's a pistol.

1022
01:14:38,742 --> 01:14:40,676
You carry a gun?

1023
01:14:40,744 --> 01:14:42,735
You have a license to carry?

1024
01:14:42,812 --> 01:14:46,714
Yeah, when I became a Secret Service
agent, they gave me a license.

1025
01:14:47,450 --> 01:14:49,247
Oh, I didn't know you were...

1026
01:14:52,022 --> 01:14:56,083
Okay, I didn't say it, all right?
Stop looking at me. God.

1027
01:14:57,193 --> 01:14:59,127
Did you know Kim carried a gun?

1028
01:14:59,195 --> 01:15:03,256
Yes. Now, do I approve? No.

1029
01:15:03,333 --> 01:15:05,358
Do I know? Yes.

1030
01:15:05,435 --> 01:15:09,098
Look, I don't know what
futuristic utopia you live in,

1031
01:15:09,172 --> 01:15:12,039
but the world I live in,
a bitch need a gun.

1032
01:15:12,108 --> 01:15:15,703
You can't get around the fact
that people who carry guns

1033
01:15:15,779 --> 01:15:18,509
tend to get shot
more than people who don't.

1034
01:15:18,581 --> 01:15:22,381
And you can't get around the fact
that if I go down to the laundry room

1035
01:15:22,452 --> 01:15:25,353
at midnight enough times,
I might get my ass raped.

1036
01:15:25,422 --> 01:15:27,117
Don't do your laundry at midnight.

1037
01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:30,887
Fuck that! I wanna do my laundry
whenever the fuck I want to.

1038
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:35,226
There are other things you can carry
other than a gun. Pepper spray.

1039
01:15:35,298 --> 01:15:39,758
Uh, motherfucker trying to rape me,
I don't want to give him a skin rash.

1040
01:15:39,836 --> 01:15:41,633
I wanna shut that nigga down!

1041
01:15:43,506 --> 01:15:45,736
How about a knife, at least?

1042
01:15:45,809 --> 01:15:48,243
Yeah, you know what happens
to motherfuckers carry knives?

1043
01:15:50,146 --> 01:15:52,046
They get shot!

1044
01:15:52,115 --> 01:15:56,142
If I ever become a famous actress,
I won't carry a gun.

1045
01:15:56,219 --> 01:15:59,882
I'll hire me a do-dirt nigga and he'll
carry the gun, and when shit goes down,

1046
01:15:59,956 --> 01:16:03,357
I'll sit back and laugh,
but until that day, it's Wild West.

1047
01:16:03,426 --> 01:16:06,987
So Zoë, you thought about
what you want to do first?

1048
01:16:08,698 --> 01:16:12,327
It just so happens
I know exactly what I want to do.

1049
01:16:12,402 --> 01:16:15,838
Oh, really?
And what would that be?

1050
01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:20,604
To me, there's no point in being in America
unless you can drive a Detroit muscle car.

1051
01:16:20,677 --> 01:16:24,943
I wanna drive a Dodge Challenger...
fuck me swinging, balls out.

1052
01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:30,477
Well, I guess we
could talk to Transpo,

1053
01:16:30,553 --> 01:16:32,953
but does it have to be
a Dodge Challenger?

1054
01:16:33,022 --> 01:16:37,516
Not just that. It has to be a 1970
Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine.

1055
01:16:41,498 --> 01:16:44,626
How in the fuck
do you expect to do that?

1056
01:16:44,701 --> 01:16:46,032
No worries, mate.

1057
01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:48,332
I've got it all worked out.

1058
01:16:48,405 --> 01:16:51,636
When I knew I was coming here,
I went online and found out

1059
01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:55,166
that the local paper here in Tennessee
is the Lebanon News Sentinel.

1060
01:16:55,245 --> 01:16:58,009
- So back home...
- I'm sorry, where's home? Australia?

1061
01:17:00,550 --> 01:17:02,745
What do you mean by that, mate?

1062
01:17:02,819 --> 01:17:05,879
Zoë's from New Zealand,
and you never...

1063
01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:09,413
I repeat, never...
call a Kiwi an Aussie.

1064
01:17:09,492 --> 01:17:12,188
That is, unless
you want your ass kicked.

1065
01:17:14,097 --> 01:17:15,894
I'm so sorry. I will nev...

1066
01:17:17,100 --> 01:17:18,658
Oh, it's okay.

1067
01:17:18,735 --> 01:17:21,829
We're just taking the piss
out of you, mate.

1068
01:17:21,905 --> 01:17:25,068
Auckland, to answer your question.

1069
01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:28,201
Anyway, I subscribed
to the local paper a month ago.

1070
01:17:28,278 --> 01:17:31,873
Why the fuck you want a local redneck
newspaper in New Zealand?

1071
01:17:31,948 --> 01:17:34,416
Pipe down and I'll tell you.

1072
01:17:34,484 --> 01:17:37,419
I've been getting the paper
and checking the classifieds,

1073
01:17:37,487 --> 01:17:39,079
looking at cars for sale,

1074
01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:43,819
so as of yesterday,
for sale in this town,

1075
01:17:43,893 --> 01:17:47,158
some dude is selling
a stock 1970 Dodge Challenger

1076
01:17:47,230 --> 01:17:50,996
with a 440 engine and a white paint job.

1077
01:17:51,067 --> 01:17:52,864
And you wanna buy it?

1078
01:17:54,137 --> 01:17:57,800
Kim, I may be stupid,
but I'm not bloody stupid.

1079
01:17:57,874 --> 01:18:01,901
I wanna say I wanna buy it
so he'll let me test-drive it.

1080
01:18:01,978 --> 01:18:05,106
A 1970 Dodge Challenger
with a white paint job?

1081
01:18:05,181 --> 01:18:06,739
Oh, uh, Kowalski!

1082
01:18:06,816 --> 01:18:10,582
Kowalski from Vanishing Point.
Mate, it's a fucking classic!

1083
01:18:10,653 --> 01:18:12,086
If I can get this guy

1084
01:18:12,155 --> 01:18:16,023
to let me drive it without him,
I will blow the doors off that bitch.

1085
01:18:16,092 --> 01:18:17,957
What's Vanishing Point?

1086
01:18:19,062 --> 01:18:21,030
What's Vanishing Point?

1087
01:18:21,097 --> 01:18:24,066
Abs, I'm supposed
to be the illiterate one.

1088
01:18:24,133 --> 01:18:27,102
It's just one of the best
American movies ever made.

1089
01:18:27,170 --> 01:18:30,697
Actually, Zoë, most girls
wouldn't know Vanishing Point.

1090
01:18:31,741 --> 01:18:35,768
Excuse me. Most girls?
What the fuck are you two?

1091
01:18:35,845 --> 01:18:39,337
Yeah, well, we're gearheads.
Of course we watched it.

1092
01:18:39,415 --> 01:18:41,781
Y'all grew up watching
that Pretty in Pink shit.

1093
01:18:41,851 --> 01:18:44,183
Oh, I liked Pretty in Pink.

1094
01:18:44,254 --> 01:18:46,722
What, so you didn't watch
John Hughes movies?

1095
01:18:46,789 --> 01:18:50,816
Of course I did. I'm a girl.
But I also watched car shit, too...

1096
01:18:50,894 --> 01:18:53,590
Vanishing Point. Dirty Mary Crazy Larry.

1097
01:18:53,663 --> 01:18:55,221
Gone in 60 Seconds...

1098
01:18:55,298 --> 01:18:58,267
The real one, not that
Angelina Jolie bullshit.

1099
01:18:58,334 --> 01:19:02,065
We have an outdoor theater in Auckland
that plays Vanishing Point.

1100
01:19:02,138 --> 01:19:04,834
Big Wednesday. all the classics.

1101
01:19:21,424 --> 01:19:23,324
What do you horny gals want?

1102
01:19:26,930 --> 01:19:30,229
Yeah, you got
a 1970 Dodge Challenger for sale?

1103
01:19:30,300 --> 01:19:31,767
Right up here, ladies.

1104
01:19:46,382 --> 01:19:49,442
This shit is off the fuckin' hook!

1105
01:19:49,519 --> 01:19:51,953
Fuckin' legendary, mate.

1106
01:19:54,190 --> 01:19:59,526
Sweet ass. Well, if you'll excuse me,
I'd like to have a word with my associate.

1107
01:19:59,596 --> 01:20:01,086
You ladies take your time.

1108
01:20:07,937 --> 01:20:10,997
What are you waiting for?
Ask him to let you drive it by yourself.

1109
01:20:11,074 --> 01:20:13,668
I intend to, but first I need
to ask you something.

1110
01:20:13,743 --> 01:20:14,835
What?

1111
01:20:14,911 --> 01:20:19,439
If he lets us take it out on our own,
I wanna play Ship's Mast.

1112
01:20:20,183 --> 01:20:21,912
- Oh, hell, no!
- Keep it down!

1113
01:20:21,985 --> 01:20:23,919
Ain't no way I'm doing Ship's Mast.

1114
01:20:23,987 --> 01:20:25,181
- For Chrissakes...
- Don't blaspheme.

1115
01:20:25,254 --> 01:20:26,243
Sorry.

1116
01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:29,086
Now, what did you say
after the last time?

1117
01:20:29,158 --> 01:20:32,423
- Look, I know what I said.
- What did you say?

1118
01:20:32,495 --> 01:20:34,588
- I know I said we shouldn't...
- No.

1119
01:20:34,664 --> 01:20:37,656
You didn't say we shouldn't.
You said we ain't ever gonna do that again.

1120
01:20:37,734 --> 01:20:39,497
- But...
- But, my ass!

1121
01:20:39,569 --> 01:20:42,595
You said not only are we never
gonna play Ship's Mast again,

1122
01:20:42,672 --> 01:20:45,732
but you also said if you ever do
what you trying to do now,

1123
01:20:45,808 --> 01:20:50,711
to not only refuse, but that I had permission
to physically restrain your ass if necessary.

1124
01:20:50,780 --> 01:20:53,476
Now, did you or did you not say that?

1125
01:20:53,549 --> 01:20:56,814
No, no, no.
Answer the question, motherfucker.

1126
01:20:56,886 --> 01:21:00,322
- Did you or did you not say that?
- Yes, I said that.

1127
01:21:00,390 --> 01:21:02,324
- However...
- Whatever with your "however."

1128
01:21:02,392 --> 01:21:06,328
Look, I know I said it,
and I know I meant it...

1129
01:21:06,396 --> 01:21:07,624
Damn skippy you meant it!

1130
01:21:07,697 --> 01:21:10,393
But when I said it,
I didn't mean in America!

1131
01:21:10,466 --> 01:21:12,491
- Oh, nigga, please.
- For real. Really.

1132
01:21:12,568 --> 01:21:16,595
I meant we should never play Ship's Mast
again in New Zealand or Australia.

1133
01:21:16,673 --> 01:21:18,368
You are such a liar!

1134
01:21:18,441 --> 01:21:24,038
I know what I said, but when I said it
I didn't know I'd ever come to America,

1135
01:21:24,113 --> 01:21:27,514
and if I had of known
I was gonna come to America,

1136
01:21:27,583 --> 01:21:31,246
had the opportunity to play Ship's Mast
on the Vanishing Point Challenger...

1137
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:33,447
I would have added a "however."

1138
01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,212
Right?

1139
01:21:40,697 --> 01:21:42,961
Okay, oddly enough,
I actually understood that.

1140
01:21:43,032 --> 01:21:47,901
However, just because
you talked yourself into some stupid shit

1141
01:21:47,970 --> 01:21:50,097
doesn't mean I have lost
my goddamn mind.

1142
01:21:50,173 --> 01:21:53,404
You need two people to play Ship's Mast,
and I ain't playing.

1143
01:22:00,950 --> 01:22:03,077
I'll be your best friend.

1144
01:22:03,152 --> 01:22:06,053
I don't need me no best friend
lives on the other side of Planet Earth.

1145
01:22:06,122 --> 01:22:07,419
I'll crack your back.

1146
01:22:07,490 --> 01:22:08,957
You'll crack it anyway.

1147
01:22:09,025 --> 01:22:11,755
Well, of course I'll crack it anyway.

1148
01:22:11,828 --> 01:22:15,491
But now, while I'm here,
I'll be your back-cracking slave.

1149
01:22:15,565 --> 01:22:18,261
Whenever you want it, you've got it.
You don't even have to ask.

1150
01:22:18,334 --> 01:22:21,792
You just order me to do it, just be like,
"Bitch, get over here and get busy."

1151
01:22:29,011 --> 01:22:33,448
You crack my back, give me foot massages,
and after a shower, you moisturize my butt.

1152
01:22:34,717 --> 01:22:35,706
Deal.

1153
01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:40,318
We're gonna see if this guy'll let us
take the car out without him.

1154
01:22:40,389 --> 01:22:43,381
If he does, you wait here with Lee
and we'll be back in a moment.

1155
01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:44,949
What?

1156
01:22:45,027 --> 01:22:49,430
- I said we're gonna see if this guy'll let...
- I heard what you said.

1157
01:22:49,499 --> 01:22:52,900
I just can't believe
what you said.

1158
01:22:54,237 --> 01:22:56,034
You two got some fuckin' balls.

1159
01:22:56,105 --> 01:22:57,538
What?

1160
01:22:57,607 --> 01:22:59,097
Don't play dumbass with me.

1161
01:22:59,175 --> 01:23:04,169
I've been up all night, I'm still a little drunk,
and I have a hangover.

1162
01:23:04,247 --> 01:23:07,944
I should be in my hotel room, asleep,
not fuckin' around on Tobacco Road,

1163
01:23:08,017 --> 01:23:11,817
but because Zoë wanted to drive
some Vanishing Point car, I'm here.

1164
01:23:11,888 --> 01:23:15,847
Now you two got the balls to ask me...
no, scratch that... tell me

1165
01:23:15,925 --> 01:23:20,419
I gotta go make conversation with Tom Joad
while the cool kids get to go out and play?

1166
01:23:20,496 --> 01:23:22,293
Bullshit on that.

1167
01:23:22,365 --> 01:23:24,390
- It ain't like that.
- What's it like, Kim?

1168
01:23:24,467 --> 01:23:28,369
You guys are our collateral.
He's never gonna go for it if we all go.

1169
01:23:28,437 --> 01:23:32,100
I really think one human being
will be collateral enough.

1170
01:23:32,942 --> 01:23:34,910
You're not gonna
want to do what we're doing.

1171
01:23:34,977 --> 01:23:36,308
What, drive a car?

1172
01:23:37,346 --> 01:23:38,438
We're doing more than that.

1173
01:23:38,514 --> 01:23:40,209
What, drive it fast?

1174
01:23:41,617 --> 01:23:43,278
We're doing more than that.

1175
01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:47,914
Actually, we're paying you a compliment,
'cause we gonna do some stupid shit.

1176
01:23:49,792 --> 01:23:52,386
But that's okay. We're stunt people.
We ain't got good sense.

1177
01:23:52,461 --> 01:23:54,895
But you got good sense,
and anybody with good sense

1178
01:23:54,964 --> 01:23:57,933
- ain't gonna want to do what we're doing.
- How do you know?

1179
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:00,059
'Cause you're a mum.

1180
01:24:00,136 --> 01:24:01,433
Yeah.

1181
01:24:04,106 --> 01:24:06,939
You know, we're supposed
to be this big posse,

1182
01:24:07,009 --> 01:24:10,911
but that's the excuse you guys use
whenever you want to exclude me,

1183
01:24:10,980 --> 01:24:13,847
so what is it you two daredevils are doing

1184
01:24:13,916 --> 01:24:18,182
that I'm just so uncool
I couldn't possibly understand?

1185
01:24:18,254 --> 01:24:20,654
You know, we're kind of conning this guy,

1186
01:24:20,723 --> 01:24:24,420
so maybe it's best if we don't go
into detail about it while he's watching us.

1187
01:24:24,493 --> 01:24:25,482
Besides...

1188
01:24:26,829 --> 01:24:29,389
he's probably not gonna
let us do it, anyway.

1189
01:24:32,268 --> 01:24:35,362
Okay, how about this?

1190
01:24:36,172 --> 01:24:39,335
I'll talk him into it,
but I go along.

1191
01:24:40,509 --> 01:24:43,307
- How you gonna do that?
- That's my problem.

1192
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:45,240
But don't worry.

1193
01:24:46,115 --> 01:24:48,174
He'll say yes.

1194
01:24:48,251 --> 01:24:50,378
What are you gonna do, blow him?

1195
01:24:50,453 --> 01:24:51,613
No.

1196
01:24:52,989 --> 01:24:55,514
I'm gonna insinuate
that Lee's gonna blow him.

1197
01:24:59,695 --> 01:25:01,390
That's a good one.

1198
01:25:01,464 --> 01:25:02,829
Not really.

1199
01:25:03,866 --> 01:25:07,165
But let me handle it.
We got a deal?

1200
01:25:11,507 --> 01:25:12,906
Okay, Mama, listen up.

1201
01:25:12,975 --> 01:25:16,706
You wanna hang with the cool kids?
You got to be cool.

1202
01:25:16,779 --> 01:25:19,612
We take you along, you don't say shit.
You don't even say crap.

1203
01:25:19,682 --> 01:25:22,708
You just sit in the back, and I don't want
to hear a peep, you understand?

1204
01:25:22,785 --> 01:25:24,184
- Got it.
- I'm serious, now.

1205
01:25:24,253 --> 01:25:28,087
You start nagging us, we pulling over,
kicking you out, and picking you up later.

1206
01:25:28,157 --> 01:25:29,488
Agreed.

1207
01:25:33,562 --> 01:25:36,588
Okay. Go work your magic.

1208
01:25:43,139 --> 01:25:44,731
- Hello, sir.
- Hello.

1209
01:25:44,807 --> 01:25:46,434
- Hello, what's your name?
- Jasper.

1210
01:25:46,509 --> 01:25:48,204
Hello, Jasper, I'm Abernathy.

1211
01:25:48,277 --> 01:25:49,904
- Aber what?
- Abernathy.

1212
01:25:49,979 --> 01:25:52,379
- What's your first name?
- That is my first name.

1213
01:25:52,448 --> 01:25:55,815
- What kind of first name is that?
- Just call me Abbie.

1214
01:25:55,885 --> 01:25:57,443
Okay, Abbie.

1215
01:25:58,587 --> 01:26:02,216
Jasper, we were wondering
if my friends and I could take the car out

1216
01:26:02,291 --> 01:26:05,317
for a little test drive out on our own,
just to see if we're comfortable.

1217
01:26:05,394 --> 01:26:07,157
Why would I do something
stupid like that?

1218
01:26:07,229 --> 01:26:09,561
To better sell your automobile.

1219
01:26:09,632 --> 01:26:11,827
How do I know y'all ain't
just gonna steal it?

1220
01:26:11,901 --> 01:26:13,835
Four reasons, actually.

1221
01:26:13,903 --> 01:26:18,636
One, we're not thieves,
two, that would be rude,

1222
01:26:18,708 --> 01:26:21,370
three, we're staying
at the Days Inn in town...

1223
01:26:21,444 --> 01:26:25,039
you can call, check with management.
We're registered for the next month.

1224
01:26:25,114 --> 01:26:29,778
Actually, Zoë's not, but Kim and I are,
so we're totally track-downable.

1225
01:26:29,852 --> 01:26:31,581
Who's Kim? The colored girl?

1226
01:26:32,388 --> 01:26:35,983
Yes. Kim would be the girl of color.

1227
01:26:36,058 --> 01:26:38,458
And reason number four...
and the most important:

1228
01:26:38,527 --> 01:26:41,462
while we're taking the car out
for a little spin,

1229
01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:45,967
that'll give you a better opportunity
to get acquainted with our other friend...

1230
01:26:46,836 --> 01:26:47,996
Lee.

1231
01:26:51,273 --> 01:26:53,400
Why does she look
kind of familiar?

1232
01:26:53,476 --> 01:26:56,468
That would be because
she's a famous actress.

1233
01:26:58,514 --> 01:27:00,004
Why's she dressed like that?

1234
01:27:00,082 --> 01:27:03,245
Well, you see, we're making
a Hollywood movie in town,

1235
01:27:03,319 --> 01:27:06,254
and it's a cheerleader movie,
and she's one of the cheerleaders.

1236
01:27:06,322 --> 01:27:07,983
What's a cheerleader movie?

1237
01:27:08,057 --> 01:27:09,820
A movie about cheerleaders.

1238
01:27:11,060 --> 01:27:12,288
Is it a porno movie?

1239
01:27:14,063 --> 01:27:20,662
Yes, it is, but don't mention it. She's shy.

1240
01:27:24,273 --> 01:27:27,003
Lee, this is Jasper.
Jasper, Lee.

1241
01:27:27,076 --> 01:27:29,806
Now, you two kids
stay out of trouble.

1242
01:27:29,879 --> 01:27:32,871
Hey, good-looking.
Be back to pick you up later.

1243
01:28:00,609 --> 01:28:02,042
You thinking what I'm thinking?

1244
01:28:03,712 --> 01:28:05,111
I think I'm thinking it.

1245
01:28:05,181 --> 01:28:06,671
What are you and you thinking?

1246
01:28:06,749 --> 01:28:10,082
I'm thinking we told your ass
to shut the fuck up.

1247
01:28:12,755 --> 01:28:14,848
- Where y'all going?
- You stay put.

1248
01:28:14,924 --> 01:28:16,255
I gotta take a...

1249
01:28:33,576 --> 01:28:35,373
So, you ready to do this?

1250
01:28:36,912 --> 01:28:37,970
You sure?

1251
01:28:38,047 --> 01:28:42,711
Well, I always don't want to do it
right before I'm gonna do it.

1252
01:28:42,785 --> 01:28:45,219
I know what you mean,
'cause I don't wanna do it.

1253
01:28:45,287 --> 01:28:46,413
Kim!

1254
01:28:46,489 --> 01:28:49,151
- I'm just saying.
- If you're gonna take the piss out of it...

1255
01:28:49,225 --> 01:28:50,886
I'm just saying.

1256
01:28:52,328 --> 01:28:53,955
You wanna start out on top?

1257
01:28:55,397 --> 01:28:58,730
Practically doesn't count
if you start on the top.

1258
01:29:04,206 --> 01:29:05,400
Here are your gloves.

1259
01:29:12,581 --> 01:29:15,106
No, no, no, no.
I'm wearing a jacket.

1260
01:29:15,184 --> 01:29:16,947
This is my jacket.

1261
01:29:17,019 --> 01:29:20,318
Um, ain't you supposed to be
my slave or some shit?

1262
01:29:21,423 --> 01:29:24,654
- Come on.
- I'm the one who's on the bonnet.

1263
01:29:24,727 --> 01:29:27,218
Bonnet, my ass.
You on the hood.

1264
01:29:36,539 --> 01:29:38,837
Y'all, I think I hear a car coming.

1265
01:29:38,908 --> 01:29:40,102
Give me your belt.

1266
01:29:44,547 --> 01:29:49,883
This is my cute shit.
Fuck that. Get Abernathy's belt.

1267
01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:53,551
Fine, we'll use Abbie's belt.

1268
01:29:58,894 --> 01:30:01,692
- Give me your belt.
- No. Prada.

1269
01:30:01,764 --> 01:30:03,391
Come on, give her the belt.

1270
01:30:03,465 --> 01:30:07,196
- Magic word.
- Please give her the belt?

1271
01:30:08,237 --> 01:30:09,727
Just 'cause you asked nicely.

1272
01:30:12,441 --> 01:30:14,341
It's nice to be nice, Kim!

1273
01:30:14,410 --> 01:30:16,241
Whatever.

1274
01:30:16,312 --> 01:30:20,715
You know what?
Don't think about asking me to do your hair.

1275
01:30:20,783 --> 01:30:23,217
- Your ass gonna do it.
- You'll ask "pretty please," bitch,

1276
01:30:23,285 --> 01:30:26,152
because that's what you do when no one
else is looking. You ain't that hard.

1277
01:30:26,222 --> 01:30:28,156
- I ain't getting...
- Abernathy.

1278
01:30:28,224 --> 01:30:30,215
Don't get on my nerves right now.

1279
01:30:30,292 --> 01:30:32,726
I got shit on my mind.

1280
01:30:32,795 --> 01:30:34,888
You know, I ain't six.

1281
01:30:47,843 --> 01:30:50,209
It's cold. Can we roll up
one of these windows?

1282
01:30:50,279 --> 01:30:51,473
No.

1283
01:30:53,015 --> 01:30:55,745
Okay, Abernathy. Check this out.

1284
01:31:07,529 --> 01:31:09,258
What the fuck are you guys doing?

1285
01:31:18,474 --> 01:31:19,907
What does that mean?

1286
01:31:28,384 --> 01:31:31,751
Faster, you black bitch! Faster!

1287
01:31:39,061 --> 01:31:41,359
That fast enough for your bony ass?

1288
01:31:49,204 --> 01:31:51,695
Abernathy, get your ass up here.

1289
01:31:59,581 --> 01:32:01,173
Alrighty.

1290
01:32:15,898 --> 01:32:17,365
Go, go! Go!

1291
01:32:17,433 --> 01:32:20,129
Check it out, bitch.
You want it fucking faster?

1292
01:33:35,644 --> 01:33:39,341
- Oh, my God.
- What the fuck? Shit.

1293
01:33:45,621 --> 01:33:46,349
Damn it!

1294
01:33:55,330 --> 01:33:56,456
Now.

1295
01:33:57,800 --> 01:34:00,132
Did you do something to him?
Say something?

1296
01:34:00,202 --> 01:34:02,397
Nothing! Shit.

1297
01:34:02,471 --> 01:34:04,268
Here he comes, Zoë.
He's coming!

1298
01:34:07,676 --> 01:34:08,904
Shit, oh shit!

1299
01:34:08,977 --> 01:34:10,410
No!

1300
01:34:11,280 --> 01:34:12,645
Hold on, Zoë!

1301
01:34:21,890 --> 01:34:23,824
Oh, my God. Zoë!

1302
01:34:24,059 --> 01:34:26,254
- Oh! Hold on!
- I can't!

1303
01:34:30,065 --> 01:34:31,794
Fuck you, motherfucker!

1304
01:34:33,502 --> 01:34:36,835
Zoë! Zoë!

1305
01:34:36,905 --> 01:34:40,306
- I'm sorry I called you a black bitch!
- I forgive you. Hold the fuck on!

1306
01:34:40,375 --> 01:34:42,502
Whoa, whoa, get away!

1307
01:34:44,847 --> 01:34:47,509
Oh, shit.
I can't see. I can't see!

1308
01:34:47,583 --> 01:34:48,914
Zoë, move your leg!

1309
01:34:52,688 --> 01:34:54,622
Oh! Come on, come on!

1310
01:34:58,160 --> 01:35:01,687
Redneck lunatic bastard!
Get away from me!

1311
01:35:01,763 --> 01:35:02,752
fucking legs!

1312
01:35:07,336 --> 01:35:09,361
Oh, my God.

1313
01:35:19,615 --> 01:35:22,516
Shit, I'm scared, Kim.
I'm really scared.

1314
01:35:22,584 --> 01:35:24,017
I know, baby, just hold on.

1315
01:35:24,086 --> 01:35:25,951
Watch your feet!

1316
01:35:28,423 --> 01:35:29,651
You wanna get hot?

1317
01:35:29,725 --> 01:35:31,590
- Fucking son of a bitch!
- You wanna get hot?

1318
01:35:32,761 --> 01:35:35,161
Then suck on this for a while, bitch!

1319
01:35:38,233 --> 01:35:40,667
Zoë! Goddamn it!

1320
01:36:06,662 --> 01:36:09,358
Oh, my God. Get away from us,
you cocksucker!

1321
01:36:09,431 --> 01:36:10,898
Leave us alone!

1322
01:36:10,966 --> 01:36:14,231
Fuck you, motherfucker!
Fuck you!

1323
01:36:18,540 --> 01:36:21,407
Zoë! Zoë! Oh, Zoë!

1324
01:36:22,644 --> 01:36:24,373
Hold on!

1325
01:36:46,501 --> 01:36:47,900
Zoë! Zoë!

1326
01:36:56,011 --> 01:36:57,103
Look out!

1327
01:37:25,674 --> 01:37:28,404
Get ready to fly, bitch.

1328
01:37:32,247 --> 01:37:33,908
- Zoë!
- Zoë, hold on!

1329
01:37:40,856 --> 01:37:42,790
He's right on your fucking ass!

1330
01:37:58,674 --> 01:38:00,266
Hey! Whoo-hoo!

1331
01:38:01,176 --> 01:38:04,942
Hey, ladies, that was fun.

1332
01:38:09,317 --> 01:38:11,808
Well, adios.

1333
01:38:11,887 --> 01:38:14,151
Ow! Fuck!

1334
01:38:15,590 --> 01:38:17,023
Shit! Fuck!

1335
01:38:18,760 --> 01:38:21,320
Run away with your ass!

1336
01:38:22,464 --> 01:38:24,625
You better run, motherfucker!

1337
01:38:30,138 --> 01:38:31,765
That bitch!

1338
01:38:47,622 --> 01:38:48,748
I'm okay!

1339
01:38:48,824 --> 01:38:52,055
Oh, shit! Goddamn it!

1340
01:38:52,127 --> 01:38:54,687
Oh, you fuckin' bitch!

1341
01:38:54,763 --> 01:38:58,426
Of course you are.
Of course you are. What was I thinking?

1342
01:38:59,768 --> 01:39:02,828
What was I thinking?
Zoë, the fucking cat!

1343
01:39:06,942 --> 01:39:08,910
Whew. That was a close one.

1344
01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:15,044
So, where's the maniac?

1345
01:39:15,117 --> 01:39:17,984
I shot him and his punk ass sped off.

1346
01:39:19,087 --> 01:39:21,351
You wanna go get him?

1347
01:39:21,423 --> 01:39:23,448
Oh, hell yeah!

1348
01:39:23,525 --> 01:39:24,514
Honey...

1349
01:39:25,393 --> 01:39:27,361
I think you might want to get out.

1350
01:39:28,497 --> 01:39:29,964
Fuck that shit.

1351
01:39:31,199 --> 01:39:33,099
Let's kill this bastard.

1352
01:39:35,070 --> 01:39:37,436
Okay, get your ass in the back.
Let's go.

1353
01:39:43,612 --> 01:39:45,102
Where the fuck you going?

1354
01:39:45,180 --> 01:39:46,169
I'll be back!

1355
01:39:54,489 --> 01:39:57,219
This'll smart. Sweet. Let's go.

1356
01:39:57,292 --> 01:40:01,058
Oh, fuck yeah, bitch.
Come on. Bring that shit.

1357
01:40:03,231 --> 01:40:04,493
Giddy-up, then!

1358
01:40:45,440 --> 01:40:46,634
God!

1359
01:40:58,119 --> 01:41:00,610
Come on! Come on.

1360
01:41:09,364 --> 01:41:14,165
Why? Oh, no!

1361
01:41:19,474 --> 01:41:20,964
Ah! Do it.

1362
01:41:21,977 --> 01:41:23,376
Do it.

1363
01:41:23,545 --> 01:41:24,534
Do it.

1364
01:41:30,085 --> 01:41:33,020
Oh, no!

1365
01:41:33,088 --> 01:41:35,249
No, no, no!

1366
01:41:35,323 --> 01:41:37,314
No, God!

1367
01:41:37,959 --> 01:41:39,984
All right, get it together, man.

1368
01:41:42,264 --> 01:41:44,824
What did you...
what am I... what are you gonna do?

1369
01:41:51,239 --> 01:41:52,706
Take him down!

1370
01:41:56,211 --> 01:41:59,112
Now where do you think you're going?
Fuckin' fuck you!

1371
01:41:59,180 --> 01:42:01,080
Where do you think
you're fucking going?

1372
01:42:01,149 --> 01:42:03,014
What the fuck do you think...

1373
01:42:06,488 --> 01:42:07,477
Come here!

1374
01:42:15,063 --> 01:42:16,052
Go!

1375
01:42:23,038 --> 01:42:25,905
What's wrong with your ass,
motherfucking cocksucker?

1376
01:42:31,913 --> 01:42:36,111
Oh, you're gonna wiggle your ass at me,
gonna wiggle it at me?

1377
01:42:36,184 --> 01:42:40,587
Oh, don't like it up the ass, do you,
you redneck lunatic bastard?

1378
01:42:41,957 --> 01:42:46,951
Oh, yeah, gonna bust a nut
up in this bitch right now!

1379
01:42:47,028 --> 01:42:51,397
Oh, I'm the horniest motherfucker
on the road!

1380
01:42:53,034 --> 01:42:54,763
Boo-yah, bitch!

1381
01:42:59,741 --> 01:43:02,904
Did you just hit a boat?

1382
01:43:05,914 --> 01:43:07,745
Yeah, come on, Kim, get him!

1383
01:43:07,816 --> 01:43:08,976
Get that motherfucker!

1384
01:43:09,684 --> 01:43:12,653
Forget about the cows, motherfucker!
Move, motherfucker, move!

1385
01:43:14,489 --> 01:43:15,979
Motherfucker!

1386
01:43:16,057 --> 01:43:18,958
I'm 'bout to bust a nut up
in this bitch...

1387
01:43:27,535 --> 01:43:29,867
Watch it, watch it.

1388
01:43:46,955 --> 01:43:48,081
Bastard.

1389
01:44:02,871 --> 01:44:05,396
Oh, you know I can't let you go...

1390
01:44:06,408 --> 01:44:09,036
without tapping that ass.

1391
01:44:09,110 --> 01:44:11,010
Oh, fuck me!

1392
01:44:11,079 --> 01:44:12,808
- One...
- Kim?

1393
01:44:12,881 --> 01:44:14,872
- ...more...
- Kim?

1394
01:44:14,949 --> 01:44:16,416
...time!

1395
01:44:22,457 --> 01:44:26,154
That's what I'm talking...
that's what I'm talking about, bitch!

1396
01:45:26,821 --> 01:45:28,413
Oh, come on!

1397
01:46:08,463 --> 01:46:11,762
Yah ha ha, come on!

1398
01:46:11,833 --> 01:46:15,496
Thought you lost us, motherfucker.
We back, motherfucker. We back.

1399
01:46:15,570 --> 01:46:17,629
Who's laughing now, bitch!

1400
01:46:20,041 --> 01:46:21,030
Shit.

1401
01:46:24,879 --> 01:46:25,868
Come on!

1402
01:46:27,115 --> 01:46:31,211
Here's Cha Cha!

1403
01:46:31,286 --> 01:46:33,186
You've been such a lunatic bastard!

1404
01:46:33,254 --> 01:46:34,983
I'm sorry!

1405
01:46:35,056 --> 01:46:36,045
What?

1406
01:46:36,124 --> 01:46:40,185
I didn't mean anything.
I was just playing around.

1407
01:46:40,261 --> 01:46:43,526
Oh, he was just playing around!

1408
01:46:43,598 --> 01:46:46,123
- Just playing!
- Well, I ain't playing with you!

1409
01:46:52,373 --> 01:46:54,534
Oh, look out, look out, look out.

1410
01:47:02,617 --> 01:47:04,847
What's your sign?

1411
01:47:04,919 --> 01:47:05,908
Oh, shit!

1412
01:47:09,224 --> 01:47:11,055
Oh, shit.

1413
01:47:11,125 --> 01:47:13,992
Don't run, don't run,
motherfucker, don't run.

1414
01:47:14,062 --> 01:47:15,586
This baby's on speed!

1415
01:47:33,615 --> 01:47:36,948
Jesus fucking Christ,
it's about time.

1416
01:47:52,200 --> 01:47:54,361
Go, go, go, go, go, go!

1417
01:47:56,938 --> 01:47:58,303
Please don't dead-end.

1418
01:47:58,473 --> 01:47:59,872
Please don't dead end.

1419
01:48:00,008 --> 01:48:01,407
Please don't dead-end.

1420
01:48:02,176 --> 01:48:03,666
Please don't dead-end.

1421
01:48:03,811 --> 01:48:04,800
Please don't dead-end.

1422
01:48:04,979 --> 01:48:06,776
Please don't dead-end.

1423
01:48:06,948 --> 01:48:08,176
Please don't dead-end.

1424
01:48:08,316 --> 01:48:09,715
Please don't dead-end.

1425
01:48:09,784 --> 01:48:11,581
Oh, there the motherfucker is.

1426
01:48:11,653 --> 01:48:12,642
Go, go, go!

1427
01:48:12,720 --> 01:48:14,153
Get him, get him, get him!

1428
01:48:31,639 --> 01:48:33,334
Oh, help me!

1429
01:48:45,119 --> 01:48:46,916
Be careful. My right arm's broken.

1430
01:48:46,988 --> 01:48:47,977
This one?

1431
01:48:51,359 --> 01:48:53,156
Oh, you want some shit?

1432
01:48:53,227 --> 01:48:55,354
Motherfucker, kiss my fucking ass.

1433
01:49:10,611 --> 01:49:11,942
Mother... fucker!

1434
01:49:12,480 --> 01:49:14,277
Motherfucker!

1435
01:49:19,187 --> 01:49:20,176
Asshole!