1 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:25,442 This place is sweet. 2 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:28,283 - What? The airport? - No, the film festival, bro. 3 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:29,879 Take it all in. 4 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,289 Your first film festival only happens once, Vince. 5 00:01:32,325 --> 00:01:34,885 I let my first one pass me by. 6 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,361 Barely remember a thing. 7 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:38,421 What was that first festival again, Drama? 8 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:40,330 'Cause we barely remember it either. 9 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:42,732 Palm Springs International '93. 10 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,532 I was the toast of the town. 11 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:46,129 I thought I told you guys about this. 12 00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:47,503 Fuck Palm Springs. 13 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:49,633 Did they have 6" of fresh powder over there? 14 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:51,735 No, but they did have a sandstorm 15 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,905 that nearly blew Bob Hope off the podium. 16 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,472 I hear the slopes out here are insane. 17 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:57,915 Give me a break. 18 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,579 Anywhere you can ski in short sleeves is for pussies. 19 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,417 They got no ice out here. 20 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:04,923 - Well, who wants to ski on ice? - Men, E. 21 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,290 - Men who like speed. - I'm with Drama. 22 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:09,124 There's nothing like the possibility 23 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:10,629 of a good head-on collision. 24 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:12,927 If you can ski Hunter Mountain, you can ski anywhere. 25 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,196 - Yeah. - First, we're boarding, not skiing. 26 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:17,499 Second of all, you guys have been on boards twice. 27 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:19,004 One of those times was in the store 28 00:02:19,038 --> 00:02:21,506 - when we were testing them. - Sounds like a challenge. 29 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:23,702 I'll put up a G for the first man down the hill, 30 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:26,837 unless I win, then you all have to walk home barefoot. 31 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,541 - I'm in. - I'm in. 32 00:02:28,581 --> 00:02:31,379 What's Sundance without the spirit of competition? I'm in. 33 00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:35,114 Hey, E, you sure Cameron's coming? 34 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,713 I don't see his name on any of these signs. 35 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:38,121 It's in the bag. 36 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,888 They're probably cleaning the wings of his 767 right now. 37 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:43,259 Or maybe he's got some new vehicle that burrows 38 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:45,287 its way through the center of the earth. 39 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,731 Sorry, I'm late. The dog sled only does 30. 40 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:49,860 - Hey, Shauna. - Hi, You look gorgeous. 41 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:51,461 - Thank you. - How was the flight? 42 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,472 - Good. Made it. - Car's outside. Come on. 43 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,804 - I'll catch up. I'm gonna hit the head. - Hurry up. 44 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:02,811 Nothin' like a good shit. 45 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:11,385 Hey, give me one of those towels, will you, kid? 46 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:15,490 Here. Trash it. 47 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:20,160 - Harvey, right? - Yeah. 48 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,430 I'm Eric Murphy. I represent Vincent Chase. 49 00:03:22,468 --> 00:03:24,299 Ari Gold represents Vincent Chase. 50 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:26,032 Ari's his agent. I'm his manager. 51 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:27,835 Tell me something. The managers, agents... 52 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,138 what the hell is the difference between you guys? 53 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:31,905 Managers are the ones who care. 54 00:03:34,747 --> 00:03:36,806 That's good. I like that. 55 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:38,680 You're not serious, are you? 56 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:42,177 21A. 57 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,849 Attention, please. 58 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,688 United Airlines flight 6566... 59 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,751 Guys, this is your driver Cassie. 60 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:51,320 She's a good California girl, so be nice. 61 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:53,059 Cassie's leaving on Sunday 62 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:55,294 to track down dolphin poachers for Greenpeace. 63 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:58,634 Actually, it's not Greenpeace. It's the Peace Corps. 64 00:03:58,671 --> 00:04:00,400 That's sweet. Hi. 65 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,635 Whatever. This is Vincent, Turtle and Drama. 66 00:04:02,675 --> 00:04:05,166 Cassie, how you doin'? Peace Corps, huh? 67 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:07,577 - Where you gonna be stationed? - The Sudan. 68 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:09,582 Those are some lucky Sudaners. 69 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:12,710 That's called Sudanens, jackass. 70 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,413 Actually, it's Sudanese, 71 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:17,116 but with your accents, I'll let it slide. 72 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:18,316 Watch out for these two. 73 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:20,053 They get out of line, smack 'em. 74 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:23,085 - Oh no, they're sweet. - Smack 'em anyway. 75 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:26,428 - Let's go. - Guess who's breaking bread at 2:50? 76 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:29,560 - Who eats at 2:50? - Harvey Weingard. 77 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:32,162 Oh! Harvey's a prick to work for, but he's a genius. 78 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,605 Everything he touches turns to Oscar gold. 79 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:38,042 - You're the man, E. - Fantastic. Good job, man. 80 00:04:38,077 --> 00:04:39,510 Thank you. 81 00:04:48,721 --> 00:04:51,349 I don't get why we have to share a room. 82 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:53,951 Seriously. I need my own space to operate. 83 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:57,554 Yo, guys. E found the movie. E gets his own room. 84 00:04:57,597 --> 00:05:01,089 You can attack this gift basket if you stop complaining. 85 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:04,126 Ahh! Multiple Sidekicks! E-bay, baby! 86 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:05,637 Yeah. What do I get? 87 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:08,140 In Palm Springs, I had a king-size bed all to myself. 88 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:11,666 Yeah, he tried to bang a bunch of senior citizens, but he's a non-closer! 89 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:14,680 - Oh, you slay me, E. - Drama, one more complaint out of you, 90 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:16,375 and you're not getting those two tickets I scored 91 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:17,940 to the Alejandro what's-his-name's screening. 92 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,578 - Teva! The Spanish Spielberg! - Yeah. 93 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,451 Thank you. I thought they were sold out. 94 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:24,513 You know what? Fuck all you guys. 95 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:26,889 When I score this guy's matador movie next year, 96 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:28,393 I'm gonna get my own condo. 97 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:30,862 Well, let's go check out our quarters. 98 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:39,063 You gotta be shittin' me. 99 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:41,801 Bottom! Oh! 100 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:00,056 Give me a call when you guys want me to pick you up. 101 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,822 What was that number again? 102 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:04,227 Don't worry, I already got it. Come on! 103 00:06:11,637 --> 00:06:14,572 Drama, if you were a stand-up guy, 104 00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:17,098 you'd back off Cassie. 105 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:19,236 - Why would I do that? - Because I saw her first. 106 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:21,940 Bullshit. I distinctly recall 107 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:23,812 hitting the airport curb before you did. 108 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:27,183 Actually, guys, I walked out and I saw her first. 109 00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:30,884 Look at their faces! I'm kidding. 110 00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:32,720 There's a whole mountain full of women. 111 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:34,920 - You guys are gonna compete over one? - It's a little weird. 112 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:37,623 You come to Utah to hit on a girl from Pasadena? 113 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:39,631 You can't choose who you fall for, bro. 114 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:43,032 On the way here, I was dreaming of hooking up with a nice Mormon girl. 115 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:46,596 Why don't you go after a Mormon? They're all over the place. 116 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:49,164 Everyone knows they know how to treat their men right. 117 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:51,005 They're like Catholic girls times 100. 118 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:53,409 You think the night before a Mormon wedding a guy says, 119 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:56,415 "How am I gonna sleep with the same eight women for the rest of my life?" 120 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:58,917 I've been married. Loving one girl right is tough enough. 121 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:01,818 - Loving eight would be impossible. - Vince could do it. 122 00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:03,685 I don't know. What if I get divorced? 123 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:05,782 Paying alimony would be a killer. 124 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:08,658 Nah, they don't get half. They only get an eighth. 125 00:07:08,694 --> 00:07:11,219 They get a ninth, you moron, or else Vince would get left with nothing. 126 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,028 You're looking out, E. Always saving me money. 127 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:16,500 - Oh! Oh! - What what what? 128 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:18,401 You don't let your guard down! Come on! 129 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:22,673 - Don't take the bear! - Oh, ho ho ho! 130 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:24,767 Oh, he went behind the back! 131 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:28,441 Drop the girl! 132 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,540 All right! I give, I give. I give. 133 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:32,676 Got your ass Sonny Corleone-style, Gold. 134 00:07:32,718 --> 00:07:36,154 Good aim could keep you in minimum wage for the rest of your life. 135 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:39,090 What's up, man? You're on fire, baby. You kidding me? 136 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,355 Every distributor in town is here to see "Q.B." 137 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:42,986 Can he pick 'em, or what? 138 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:45,122 Harvey Weingard, "King of Sundance," is looking to buy it too. 139 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:47,359 - How do you know? - E stalked him in the airport bathroom. 140 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,493 Really? Took the initiative. I like it. 141 00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:51,230 We should put a gold star on his forehead. 142 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:53,704 I did a little more than take initiative. I got us a lunch. 143 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:57,004 - Bullshit. - Yeah, it's true. 144 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:58,476 2:50 today. 145 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:01,105 2:50, everyone knows 2:50 is a jerk-off meeting. 146 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,411 What's he gonna do, clear his throat until 3:00 comes? 147 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:05,383 You don't have to worry about it, 148 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:08,319 - 'cause he said not to bring you. - Not to bring me? Really? 149 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:10,049 Without me, he'd be producing 150 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:11,750 Kevin Smith movies for the rest of his life. 151 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:14,123 Guys, I gotta run or I'm gonna miss the Teva flick. 152 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,025 Are we not hitting the slopes at all today? 153 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:18,860 Not me. I'm gonna grab Cassie 154 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:21,765 and introduce her to Spanish New Wave cinema, brother. 155 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:24,269 - New Wave is French. - It's still in Europe. 156 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:25,497 Yeah, Europe. 157 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:27,870 You really want to go head-to-head with me? 158 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:30,239 Bring it on, bitch. Toodleoo. 159 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:33,040 Go back, put on the gloves. I go in, 160 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:35,707 'cause they're real and beautiful. And I celebrate them. 161 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:38,444 Hey, don't let him kid you. This guy's a fagelah! 162 00:08:38,484 --> 00:08:41,419 Good to see you, baby. You know Vinnie Chase. 163 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:42,751 - Vinnie. - Yes. 164 00:08:42,788 --> 00:08:44,517 - Hello, Vincent. - Hello. 165 00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:46,548 - Eric. - Yeah, hi. 166 00:08:48,761 --> 00:08:51,559 - Ticket? - Sidekick? 167 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:58,295 Sonny Bono presented me with the bronze ribbon himself. 168 00:08:58,337 --> 00:09:00,737 My mom's got it hanging up in the foyer. 169 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:03,003 Wow. Sonny Bono. 170 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:05,033 Did you ever meet Cher? 171 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:08,343 No, but I did play racquetball 172 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,212 with Rob Camilletti for years. 173 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:12,376 - Hey, guys. - Hey! 174 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:14,909 Could you slide down one? Thank you. 175 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:19,716 What'd I miss? 176 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,556 First time I came to Park City, 177 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:23,494 just to give you an idea, 178 00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:25,497 Redford was fucking Sónia Braga. 179 00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:28,056 Harvey, it's 2:54. We got six minutes left. 180 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:31,297 - Let's talk about something real. - I know about Cameron. 181 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:34,363 The big shaygitz is coming tomorrow. The big Jew is here today. 182 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,875 And I don't have to see "Queens Boulevard" 183 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,240 to validate you, my friend. 184 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:41,576 - So what do you got? - Whoa, Eric, aggressive. I like that. 185 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:45,015 What I got is a book. It's an adaptation of a Kem Nunn novel. 186 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,849 - You know it..."Tapping the Source"? - The surfing thing? 187 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:50,378 I've been trying to make this movie for 15 years. 188 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,688 And I'm just looking for the right actor to ride the wave with me. 189 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:55,523 I read a draft of that script. It's pretty good. 190 00:09:55,561 --> 00:09:58,359 - It's fucking great! - I thought Josh Hartnett was doing it. 191 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:00,228 Hartnett's out. He has no motor skills. 192 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,530 He can't stand up on a moving object. 193 00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:04,729 So what do you boys think? 194 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,795 I have excellent hand-eye coordination. 195 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:08,636 Great. We start shooting in Australia 196 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:10,471 in three weeks. See you there. 197 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:12,534 Bye. 198 00:10:20,252 --> 00:10:22,948 Bravo! Bravo! 199 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,253 Bravo! Bravo! 200 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,161 Jesus! You're like the proud mother, Drama! 201 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,859 Shut up, Turtle. The guy's a god. 202 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:36,060 Johnny's very passionate. 203 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,933 Passion is my business, honey. 204 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,200 Don't call her "honey." 205 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:43,299 - Okay, we'll begin the Q&A. - Ooh, ooh! 206 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:47,142 - You up there. - Great film! Congratulations! 207 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:48,874 Very powerful stuff, Alejandro. 208 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:52,247 I notice you use a lot of authentic people in films. 209 00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:58,223 Authentic people are so much better than cartoons or robots. 210 00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:00,589 That's a good one, Drama. 211 00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:02,321 Blow me, dickhead. 212 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:04,795 - Okay, next? - Wait. I'm not finished. 213 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,297 It's only one question per person. 214 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,425 That wasn't a question, that was a statement. 215 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:11,732 - Sounded like a question to me. - No, this is a question... 216 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:13,739 in two parts. 217 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:16,970 Are you interested in seeing any films while you're here, Alejandro? 218 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:20,467 And would you ever consider an American with some Chilean blood in him 219 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,674 for the part of Raoul in "The Bull Fighter"? 220 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:26,879 I would consider anyone who would bring truth to the role. 221 00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:29,854 Good, 'cause I'm the sixth lead in "Queens Boulevard," 222 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:33,120 and I would be delighted if you would be my guest. 223 00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:40,965 What do you think? 224 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,628 If the dates don't conflict with "Aquaman," it sounds great. 225 00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:46,638 Vincent, this is Jen and Corine. They're corporate publicists. 226 00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:49,300 I'm the one who sends you your cases of Budweiser every month. 227 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:51,138 But I'm the one that sent you your Maserati. 228 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,008 Vincent, please don't drink and drive. 229 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,013 Hi, girls. Nice to see you. Find real work. 230 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,480 Vinnie, I need you. Come here. 231 00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:58,779 And that's Ari Gold, and he's a real asshole. 232 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:01,719 - I just got done with Harvey. - And? 233 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:05,588 Grab your scuba tanks, because we are going to Australia, baby. 234 00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:07,489 Melbourne. The Gold Coast. 235 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,221 The Great Barrier "Refer madness." 236 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:11,729 We don't understand how we're gonna do both movies. 237 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:13,163 We're not gonna do both. 238 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,530 So what, we have to pick one? 239 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,296 No we don't. It's a no-brainer. 240 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:17,495 It's been picked for us. 241 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:19,003 One is real and the other isn't. 242 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:20,869 We had Cameron come watch the movie for nothing? 243 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,032 We didn't have him watch it for nothing. 244 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:25,066 We used this to leverage something real. 245 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,978 You don't come to Sundance for the snow, you come for the heat. 246 00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:30,038 Africa's great. You're gonna love it. 247 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,209 Give me a buzz if you see any seven-footers. 248 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,412 My cousin Joey's a scout at St. Johns. 249 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:37,718 How did you know the Sudan was in Africa, Mr. Geography? 250 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,748 I know everything about the Sudan. 251 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,885 For example, it's in Northern Africa. 252 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,088 Population 38 million. Give or take a few. 253 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,189 Their currency is the "dinar." 254 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:49,861 Their major exports are oil, petroleum products and ground nuts. 255 00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:51,631 Wow, Turtle. 256 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:56,471 It's great you have this intellectual curiosity for the Sudanese. 257 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,841 I'm a humanitarian at heart. 258 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,642 Especially when it comes to indigenous cultures. 259 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,841 Yeah, I'm curious too. 260 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,510 How the fuck did you know all that? 261 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,883 I "googled" it, motherfucker. Keep up. 262 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:11,818 $3 million and it goes in three weeks. 263 00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:13,688 The money will be in Vinnie's bank account 264 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,557 before he touches down in Sydney. Boom! 265 00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,459 Can't we stall Harvey till Cameron sees "Queens Boulevard"? 266 00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:19,464 You can't stall Harvey. You out of your mind? 267 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:22,228 He's gonna announce this before the premiere of "Queens Boulevard." 268 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,498 He knows how to maximize his press. Here's the deal. 269 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,902 Don't fuck this thing up again. 270 00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:28,805 "Tapping the Source" is an unbelievable opportunity for you. 271 00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:31,935 Whoa, Ari. James Cameron flew all the way here just to see me, 272 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,774 and you just wanna blow it off? 273 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:37,872 What? 274 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,544 Ari? 275 00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:40,882 Are you hyperventilating? 276 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,751 - No, l... - What is it, the altitude? 277 00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:44,756 - No, he... - Want me to call the paramedics? 278 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:47,054 He didn't just come to see you. 279 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:49,492 Who else did he come to see? 280 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:52,258 He came to see... Ryan Gosling's got a movie here. 281 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,766 James Franco. There's a lot of guys that have movies here. 282 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,030 You are on a short list for "Aquaman." 283 00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:59,469 - But you're on a list. - Do you ever tell the truth? 284 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,268 I tell the parts that matter. 285 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,434 I didn't think this would come up. This is meant to be. 286 00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:06,103 Vinnie, I am telling you. And it's right there for us. 287 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,841 - Should I tell Harvey yes, or... - Hold on, Ari. 288 00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:11,247 - No problem. - Just give me a second to think? 289 00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:12,307 Take your time, baby. 290 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,750 E? 291 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:16,414 What are you hearing about the Gosling and Franco movies? 292 00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:18,013 - They good? - I hear they're great. 293 00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:21,458 I hear every movie at Sundance is the best movie ever made. 294 00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:22,926 - I don't know. - Well? 295 00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:25,430 You know, it sounds like the safe move, Vince. 296 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:27,955 - What do you want me to say? - It's the only move. 297 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,332 Okay. 298 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,563 Fine. 299 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,902 Tell Harvey "no fucking Speedos." 300 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:35,804 There you go, baby. "Men at Work." 301 00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:38,309 The land down under. We're gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe 302 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,175 and we're gonna head-butt some kangaroos. 303 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,522 Yo, you think this is a cash bar? 304 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,892 I'm getting Vince. 305 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,664 You get the little one. 306 00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:06,830 What? He's cute, too. 307 00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:08,237 Bullshit! 308 00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:11,368 I gave you Jake Gyllenhaal in Telluride. 309 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,837 We all loved you in "The Station Agent," Peter. 310 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,246 Fucking hope so. That's why I signed on with you people. 311 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:20,650 If you would've signed earlier, we could've slipped you into "Bad Santa." 312 00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,950 Actually, I passed on that. Thank you. 313 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:25,388 You're one of the biggest actors in this town, Peter. 314 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,517 What is that, a play on words, dickhead? 315 00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:30,551 I tolerate agents. I don't like them. 316 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:33,896 Peter! 317 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,027 - Don't listen to a word this bum says. - Fuck off, Harvey. 318 00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:39,697 Whoa, he's an angry little fucker, isn't he? 319 00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,228 - Tiny meshuguna. - You all right? 320 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,298 What's the word, Ari, on the picture? 321 00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:44,639 You ready to get wet, big man? 322 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,009 Let's go surfing. We are in. 323 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,604 - Yes! Okay. - Yes, we're in. 324 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:50,137 - There they are right there. - Where? 325 00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:53,310 Look, Vinnie's right there. 326 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:55,149 See you in Australia! 327 00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:56,848 It's all a matter of preference. 328 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,687 Do you prefer tall, lean and handsome? 329 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:04,025 Or, uh, short, fat and ugly? 330 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,224 You know what? He's right. 331 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:09,757 Do you want somebody who's cute, funny and cuddly? 332 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,396 Or somebody who's bitter, out of work 333 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,996 and losing his hair by the minute? 334 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,870 - I'm not losing my hair. - Yeah, you are. 335 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,933 Guys, I believe in love. 336 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,674 And love has no face, 337 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,682 and no weight... 338 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,014 definitely no receding hairline. 339 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:29,680 Look, I want to talk to you both about something. 340 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,955 Best friends should treat each other 341 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,120 with loyalty and respect. 342 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:39,562 They should never compete for the same woman. 343 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:42,032 Because even if one of them wins, 344 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,627 then they both lose. 345 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,638 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 346 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,697 You guys figure out a way to get along, 347 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,471 and I will be right back. 348 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,171 That was deep. 349 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:58,249 She's right. 350 00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:00,376 This is crazy. What are we fightin' for? 351 00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:02,979 This girl's gonna be gone by tomorrow. 352 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,820 By tomorrow night, she'll be a memory. 353 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,294 And we gotta spend every waking minute together. 354 00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:11,262 So what do you want to do? 355 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:13,526 - I want the memory. - So do I. 356 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:16,193 - Fuck you! - Fuck me? Fuck you! 357 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:17,827 I said it first. 358 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,271 Shauna tells me that James Cameron flew all the way out here 359 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:24,400 - just to see your movie. - Uh, well, yeah, sort of. 360 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:27,606 God, that is so cool. I lived for "Titanic" in high school. 361 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,170 Oh my God. Me, too. 362 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,546 I must have seen it like, 400 times. 363 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,318 E... 364 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,984 how many times did we see "Aliens" in high school? 365 00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:41,390 What are we doing? 366 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:44,089 - We're playing it safe. - Since when do we do that? 367 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:46,859 Since you got yourself millions in overhead. 368 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,390 James Cameron. This is once-in-a-lifetime. 369 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,596 I mean, the guy makes a movie every ten years. 370 00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,936 I'm with you, but I can't keep telling you to take these crazy chances. 371 00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:57,134 This is your life. It's not mine to fuck around with. 372 00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,610 This is our life. Don't forget that, all right? 373 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,078 I need you acting from your gut. 374 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:03,707 That's why I have you here. 375 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,683 What if he doesn't like "Queens Boulevard"? 376 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,912 So we'll do another commercial. 377 00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:11,855 Maybe Cassie will help us sell Pepsi to the Sudanese. 378 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:18,662 Come on, you want to roll the dice? 379 00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:20,858 Yeah, I want to roll the dice. 380 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,867 Good. Let's roll the dice. 381 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,334 Should I call Ari right now? 382 00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:26,462 Hey, are you guys gonna yap all night, 383 00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,700 or are we gonna party? 384 00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:31,299 We'll see him at breakfast. 385 00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:32,810 We'll see him in the morning. 386 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:39,040 Uh, I shouldn't. 387 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,814 Aw, come on. You're going away to Africa for two years. 388 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,550 They got nothing but shit bush-weed over there. 389 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:47,889 You know, Cassie, you've inspired me. 390 00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:49,826 I'm not gonna join the Corps, per se, 391 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,955 but I think when I get home, I'm gonna log in some time 392 00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:53,658 downtown at the soup kitchen. 393 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:58,432 You know, every time I see a homeless person, I cry. 394 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,564 - Seriously. - Come on. 395 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,302 Guys, are you for real, 396 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:07,506 or is this an act and you're both still trying to get with me? 397 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:10,071 Actually, I'm still trying to get with you. 398 00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:14,484 Me too. I'm just a way better actor than he is. 399 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,545 Look, Cassie... 400 00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,954 this is our last night together. 401 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,824 If you're interested in either of us, 402 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:24,055 we think you should choose. 403 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,087 Yeah, who's it gonna be? 404 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,281 What? 405 00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:08,396 Why don't you guys show me your bunk beds? 406 00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:45,268 - Hey, good luck on the premiere. - Hey, thanks, my friend. 407 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,910 Come on, Drama, don't be a dick. 408 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,710 Don't touch me, Turtle! 409 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,546 I can't hear you. I can't see you. 410 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,347 I don't even wanna know you. 411 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:55,648 You're yelling, all right? 412 00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,712 What's your problem, Drama? 413 00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,383 Me and Drama had a little incident. 414 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,619 - What kind of incident? - Don't fucking say it. 415 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,184 No no, say it. 416 00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:09,028 We accidentally crossed swords. 417 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:11,194 - Ew. - Really? 418 00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:14,468 Were there any women there at least? 419 00:21:14,506 --> 00:21:17,134 Yeah, dick, it was a threesome, okay? It's no biggie. 420 00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:19,439 Crossing is an occupational hazard. 421 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,309 Guess who just closed a deal 422 00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:23,610 on the new Osmond pay-per-view Christmas special? 423 00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:26,413 NC-17, baby. Gonna get Marie to undo the top button. 424 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,009 I gotta go find Alejandro. 425 00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:30,146 Don't be an asshole. 426 00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:31,450 - Ari. - What's up? 427 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,720 - We got a problem. - What's up, Vinnie? 428 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,886 - We need to talk. - What's going on? 429 00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:38,157 E's gonna talk I'm gonna go talk to Peter Sarsgaard. 430 00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:41,256 All right. What's goin' on? 431 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,790 We decided we're gonna wait 432 00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:44,461 for James Cameron to see "Queens Boulevard." 433 00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:45,800 Very funny. What's up? 434 00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:47,668 No joke. Seriously. Tell Harvey thanks, 435 00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:50,675 - but we'll catch him on the next one. - You don't flip-flop on Harvey. 436 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:53,177 - He's about to do a press conference. - You should stop him 437 00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:55,076 - to avoid a problem. - He's right in there. 438 00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:56,978 Why don't you go stop him? 439 00:21:57,015 --> 00:22:00,212 - Fine. He's in here? - Yeah. 440 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:03,346 - Vincent. - Good luck, Vince. 441 00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:05,754 There you are. I was getting ready to call in the dogs. 442 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,782 - I'm right here. - There's my guy. 443 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:11,557 - Hey, Billy. What's up? - I hope this thing doesn't suck. 444 00:22:11,596 --> 00:22:13,427 Since when do you worry? 445 00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:15,262 I had a dream last night people hated it. 446 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,860 They tore me and you to pieces. 447 00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:20,565 I shaved my head. I'm a fuckin' mess. 448 00:22:20,605 --> 00:22:22,664 I'm sure it's great. Have you shown it to anybody? 449 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:25,108 - Me, my editor, and my mother. - What'd your mother think? 450 00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:28,476 She thought it was garbage, but she's a fuckin' moron. 451 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,481 - Mr. Walsh! - Fuck off, supersuit! 452 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:32,449 I don't talk to people like you before a screening. 453 00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:33,951 Flatter me! Listen to me. 454 00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:36,215 - I made up my mind. Let it go. - You don't wanna f... 455 00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:38,279 What will be will be. 456 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,928 We better get in there now. 457 00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:47,825 Stop grinding me. I'm not gonna say it again. 458 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,731 It ain't intentional, asshole. 459 00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:51,759 Check it out. It's Cameron. 460 00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:58,567 That Vincent Chase is the coolest kid I ever seen. 461 00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,237 I'd go see any movie he was in 462 00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:02,906 even if it was a big piece of shit! 463 00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:05,041 One more question, Mr. Cameron. 464 00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,641 Was the sinking of the ship 465 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:08,152 an attempt to foreshadow 466 00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:10,848 the forthcoming sinking of the tech market in 2000? 467 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:14,188 Uh, no. Actually, I just wanted to make young girls cry. 468 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,717 Um, can I get some of the Sour Patch Kids please? 469 00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:18,320 You little shitbag! 470 00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:20,957 You wanted a job for Vince. And now you fucked me?! 471 00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:22,591 Do you know who I am? 472 00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:24,602 You're gonna beg to get back into the pizza business! 473 00:23:24,636 --> 00:23:25,933 I'm trying to do what's best... 474 00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:27,996 Ah, fuck you! You and that fucking kid! 475 00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:30,439 The two of you are about to go down a river of shit! 476 00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:32,568 You hear me?! That's it. You're finished. 477 00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:36,342 I will never offer that kid a fucking job again! 478 00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:39,612 Ari Gold's gonna catch a smack, too! 479 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:43,753 Fucking Harvey. 480 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,413 Is this on? 481 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:49,484 Okay, good. Thank you all for coming. 482 00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:52,759 Um, I just wanna take this time to thank, 483 00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:56,598 uh, our brilliant director Mr. Walsh. 484 00:23:56,635 --> 00:23:58,193 - Yeah! - Vinnie! 485 00:23:58,236 --> 00:24:01,865 Uh, and I would also like to thank Vinnie over here. 486 00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:03,431 Uh... 487 00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:05,443 Yeah, Vince! 488 00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:10,209 The guy's a fucking genius. Say something, Vinnie. 489 00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:12,409 Thanks, Billy. 490 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,919 The guy's a great director. 491 00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:21,749 I hope you like the movie. And if you don't, 492 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,920 Billy's staying at the Marriott in room 512. 493 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:30,563 Oh, and... if anybody's gotta use the can, 494 00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:33,571 the movie's running almost four hours, so do it now. 495 00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:35,436 Thank you. 496 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,964 Four fuckin' hours? 497 00:24:39,277 --> 00:24:42,246 You made a four-hour movie?! 498 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,147 This is my fucking "Deer Hunter," Rick. 499 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,387 How'd it go with Harvey? 500 00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:53,255 - Fine. He wished you luck tonight. - Yeah? Cool. 501 00:24:54,726 --> 00:24:57,126 - Here we go. - Come on. 502 00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:22,047 Four hours long, and they cut me out of the whole fucking movie! 503 00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:24,317 But the line you spoke 504 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:27,325 was delivered with such angst, Johnny. 505 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,156 Thank you, Alejandro. 506 00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,889 I do have an abundance of that. 507 00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:32,556 You are amazing. That was brilliant! 508 00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:34,690 This is going to do great shit for your career. 509 00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:36,633 We got press to do tomorrow morning, 510 00:25:36,668 --> 00:25:39,296 - so don't party too hard tonight. - That movie played great. 511 00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:41,134 I'll bet you Cameron loved it. 512 00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:43,606 - What? - I don't want to say anything. 513 00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:45,940 - But he left pretty early on. - How early on? 514 00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:48,172 - 10 minutes in. - Fuck. 515 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,204 That can't be good. 516 00:25:50,248 --> 00:25:54,480 Yo, I just got an audition for the next Alejandro Teva film. 517 00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:58,482 What, you guys aren't happy for me? 518 00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:01,185 - Cameron left after 10 minutes. - Fuck it! 519 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:03,626 We're scorching hot in the indie world. You kiddin' me? 520 00:26:03,662 --> 00:26:05,687 You hear it in there? They loved us. 521 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:08,426 We can make art house flicks for the next 10 years. 522 00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:10,457 Who wants a shot of Jack? 523 00:26:14,139 --> 00:26:16,937 Fuck it! Let's go boarding. 524 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,380 We probably should have taken a lesson 525 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,314 before we came up here. 526 00:26:24,349 --> 00:26:26,977 This hill is a lot bigger than the one I did at Big Bear. 527 00:26:27,018 --> 00:26:29,009 Maybe Cassie's right... 528 00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:31,579 competition amongst friends isn't such a great idea. 529 00:26:36,394 --> 00:26:38,191 Yeah? 530 00:26:38,229 --> 00:26:40,459 Yeah, he's right here. 531 00:26:40,498 --> 00:26:43,194 It's Ari. Says it's an emergency. 532 00:26:43,234 --> 00:26:45,134 Ho! What's up? 533 00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:47,570 Vinnie, say hello to James Cameron. 534 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,836 Call me Jim, Vince. 535 00:26:49,874 --> 00:26:52,342 Okay, Jim. 536 00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:54,709 Uh, what-what's happenin'? 537 00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:56,407 I could only stay for a bit of the film. 538 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:59,349 But I've got to tell you, it was all I needed to see. 539 00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:02,376 How'd you like to come play "Aquaman" for me? 540 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:05,821 Uh, sure, l-I could do that for you. 541 00:27:05,857 --> 00:27:08,758 Fantastic. Let's get together next week. We'll talk about it. 542 00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:10,226 Okay, great. 543 00:27:10,261 --> 00:27:12,559 I'll see you then. Looking forward to it. 544 00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:15,088 Talk to you later. Bye. 545 00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:20,370 Cameron just offered me "Aquaman." 546 00:27:20,405 --> 00:27:22,168 - What? - Yes! 547 00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:24,835 - Yeah, baby! - Good job, E. 548 00:27:24,876 --> 00:27:27,242 Gotta figure out a way to get you off this mountain. 549 00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:30,076 I don't need you breaking your neck before you start this movie. 550 00:27:30,115 --> 00:27:31,946 Are you kidding? We just got "Aquaman"! 551 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:33,974 I'm raising the stakes. 552 00:27:34,019 --> 00:27:35,987 10 G's to the first guy who gets down there. 553 00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:39,479 - 10 G's? - I'll give you a head start, Turtle. 554 00:27:43,762 --> 00:27:45,059 Later.