1 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:13,629 Door number one or door number two? 2 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:17,040 - What do you got? - Let's take a moment to reminisce. 3 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,942 - Ari, come on. - What's in the envelope? 4 00:01:18,978 --> 00:01:21,173 Behind door number one... 5 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:23,205 is an "Aquaman" check 6 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:25,240 with two million little fishies on it. 7 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:27,583 Hopefully, this will take care of your delinquent 8 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,713 heating and electric bills. 9 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,884 - We'll take door number one. - Wait wait wait. Let's take a moment 10 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,417 to celebrate how far we've come, all right? 11 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:38,829 First check I ever got for you... $668 for what? 12 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:40,799 - A guest star on "JAG." - Guest star on "JAG," 13 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:43,598 - and I did not take commission. - No, you did not. 14 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:47,265 - This time I will. - What's behind door number two, Ari? 15 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:49,138 - Door number two is a list. - What list? 16 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:51,609 James Cameron's list for Aquagirl... 17 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:53,703 five of the hottest actresses on the planet, 18 00:01:53,746 --> 00:01:55,976 one of which, you will be stuck 19 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:58,950 in a water tank with for nine months. 20 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:02,148 Even if you look like our skim milk-colored friend E here, 21 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:05,351 you still have a good shot of swimming in-between her legs. 22 00:02:05,391 --> 00:02:07,120 Wait, E. We'll save it for the beach... 23 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,627 have something to talk to the guys about. 24 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:11,755 You don't talk about politics at the beach? Pretty cool, huh? 25 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,733 It'd be a lot cooler if you gave us the check, Ari. 26 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:16,598 - I'm gone. - Where you running to? 27 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:20,094 It's a day of beauty for me. I'm going in front of the cameras. 28 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,802 What are you doing, agency yearbook photos? 29 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:24,901 Actually, I made a little list of my own. 30 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:27,003 "Fade-In" magazine's "Top 40 Under 40." 31 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:29,173 Sandwiched in between "The O.C."'s creator Josh Schwartz 32 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:33,117 and Miramax's Meryl Poster, at number nine, is yours truly. 33 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,281 Don't worry about it, E. When they do a top 40 under four feet... 34 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,313 boom, top of the list. 35 00:02:45,798 --> 00:02:48,494 Holy shit. Are we gonna go cash this? 36 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:51,800 - Not now. We're on our way to Malibu. - Malibu? I booked a massage. 37 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,568 So cancel it. I'll have Turtle give you a rubdown. 38 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:56,040 Eww. 39 00:02:56,075 --> 00:02:58,066 What the hell's in Malibu? 40 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:02,047 Marcel, cancel my 11:00 deep-tissue, please. Thank you. 41 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:04,106 Fuckin' Malibu. 42 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:30,836 Who has a party at 10:00 A.M. On Wednesday anyway? 43 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,777 I hope they have an omelet chef. 44 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:35,440 - This place looks empty. - Maybe people came by boat. 45 00:03:35,481 --> 00:03:37,608 Boy, you guys sure do complain a lot. 46 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:42,153 - Where'd you get a key? - Jessica Alba gave it to me. 47 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,951 - She gave you a key to her house? - No, she gave me the house. 48 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:50,485 Well, us... at least for the next couple months. 49 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:53,055 - What do you mean? - I told her our house 50 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:55,966 was under construction. She's off shooting the new "Fantastic Four." 51 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:57,697 She said we can stay here 52 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,671 as long as we take care of the cats. 53 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:03,272 How many cats are there? 54 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:05,869 You're telling me we're gonna live by the beach. 55 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,813 This is sick. This is like Far Rockaway minus the crack whores. 56 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:11,282 I think it blows. How am I gonna get to my auditions? 57 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:12,978 The P.C.H. Is like a parking lot. 58 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:14,987 You can stay at our house if it's easier. 59 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:16,921 By myself? 60 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:19,117 Fuck that. 61 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,188 Fucking cats. 62 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:27,829 You missed, motherfucker. 63 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:29,596 Come on. 64 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:32,298 - Ah! Fuck. - Too slow, hombre. Let's go. 65 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:35,501 Take it easy. 66 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:37,532 You flinched. It's a freebie. Come on. 67 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:43,339 Oh! God! 68 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,874 What do you guys think of Cameron Diaz for Aquagirl? 69 00:04:45,918 --> 00:04:47,613 - Love her. - Fuck that. 70 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:50,020 She got a boyfriend. Upside is you bang her, 71 00:04:50,056 --> 00:04:52,456 he gets pissed off. Downside is she's loyal. 72 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:54,585 Who wants to make a movie with someone you have no shot at? 73 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,993 - He's got a point. - Jennifer Garner. 74 00:04:57,030 --> 00:05:00,830 - Love her. - Boyfriend! 75 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:03,768 - Kirsten Dunst? - She already fucked a superhero. 76 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,703 - She's single though. - Who else you got? 77 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:07,706 Mandy Moore? 78 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:10,868 - You flinched, Drama. - Bullshit. I was reacting to Mandy. 79 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:13,105 You did a few weeks on "A Walk to Remember." 80 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:16,013 - Did you like her? - Yeah, she was great. 81 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:18,313 Come on. We're not gonna get into this whole thing again. 82 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:21,411 - What whole thing? - There is no "whole thing." 83 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,445 Did you go out with Mandy Moore? 84 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:25,480 Yeah, I mean... 85 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:29,052 - a couple times. It was no big deal. - I never heard about that. 86 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:31,791 You were still spinnin' pizzas back East. 87 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:34,299 - So what's the deal? - Nothing. We went out 88 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,928 for a little while and, like everything does, it ended. 89 00:05:36,969 --> 00:05:39,938 - So she hates you. - Nah, I don't think she hates me. 90 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:42,999 Come on. 91 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:46,239 She probably hates ya. 92 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,338 How do they not have Fruit Loops? 93 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:49,905 You can't get anything in Malibu 94 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:51,576 because it's impossible to get deliveries. 95 00:05:51,617 --> 00:05:54,279 You make it like we're in the Far East, Drama. 96 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,948 I know Malibu. One second it's no Fruit Loops, the next 97 00:05:56,989 --> 00:06:00,356 a mudslide is slinging a 400-Ib. Boulder through your dining room. 98 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:03,055 Okay, let's see, what else do we need? Essentials. 99 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,758 More protein, man. We gotta bulk Vince up. 100 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:07,629 Seriously, Aquaman is fuckin' yoked. 101 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,828 Where is Vince, anyway? 102 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,928 I left him on aisle nine with that MILF. 103 00:06:11,971 --> 00:06:14,337 He's probably banging her in the produce section. 104 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:17,309 Look, guys, Cameron wants a more fluid swimmer than bulky, 105 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:19,538 so don't go gettin' Vince's head all fucked up. 106 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:21,547 If you don't want Vince's head fucked up, 107 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:24,209 make sure Mandy Moore doesn't get this movie. 108 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:27,151 - Seriously, that will drown Aquaman. - Why? What he do to her? 109 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:29,120 To her? It's what she did to him. 110 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:31,453 She crushed him, bro. Crushed him. 111 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:34,119 Come on, I've never seen Vince hurt over a girl. 112 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,152 It got ugly, E. He was doing drive-bys to her house, 113 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:39,164 - late night hang-ups. - He made a mix tape. 114 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:41,826 - Bullshit. - No, I swear! You remember that? 115 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:44,336 - He led it off with "Tiny Dancer." - Elton John? 116 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:46,838 Him and Mandy saw "Almost Famous" like 20 times. 117 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:49,068 Now I know you're fuckin' with me. 118 00:06:49,108 --> 00:06:51,702 Mandy Moore is Aquaman's kryptonite, bro. 119 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,075 Trust me. 120 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:55,546 Yo, that woman has Fruit Loops! 121 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:58,675 She probably got the one box that was able to make it out. 122 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:00,743 - It's Dr. Joyce Brothers. - Oh, yeah? 123 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:04,012 Drama, go distract her. 124 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:05,921 Don't make a scene out here, Drama. 125 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:07,949 There's only two markets in Malibu. 126 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:11,657 Are you kiddin'? With this performance, she won't notice a thing. 127 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:14,189 - Dr. Brothers? - Yes. 128 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:16,701 - Hi, I'm a big fan. - Oh, thank you. 129 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:18,294 This is kind of embarrassing, 130 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:21,738 but sometimes I wake up in the morning fully-tented. 131 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:25,335 - Any advice? - At your age, consider yourself lucky. 132 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,243 My age? 133 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,407 How fuckin' old do you think I am? 134 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,384 What are you guys leaving me with that crazy mother for? 135 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:34,750 - Looked like you were having fun. - The lady was nuts, 136 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:37,153 - told me she wanted to take me home. - You serious? 137 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:40,421 It's total lawlessness out here. 138 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,984 Yeah, hello? 139 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:45,555 - Johnny. Johnny? - Hello? I can't hear you! 140 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:48,158 Fuckin' Malibu. I get no reception out here. 141 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:49,930 Lighten up, Johnny, I can hear you fine. 142 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,766 - Hey, Adam. - I know it's last minute, 143 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:55,570 but I got a Hallmark M.O.W. Joe Mantegna, Tess Harper. 144 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:58,475 You know what Hallmark means, right? It means Emmy. 145 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:01,207 I always did want one of those winged angels. 146 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:03,238 You're in at 2:15. 147 00:08:03,282 --> 00:08:07,184 2:15? It's 11:00 A.M. I'm in Malibu. I can't do that. 148 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,620 - Can you make it like around 5:00? - Come on, Johnny. 149 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:12,123 You can get this. Now drive like the wind. 150 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,827 - What do you got? - Movie of the week with Joe Mantegna. 151 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:19,593 - Joe Montana's acting? - Joe Mantegna, dickhead. 152 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:21,224 Who wants to take a ride into town with me? 153 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:23,827 Sorry, Johnny. Got a scuba lesson. Take Turtle. 154 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:25,929 Come on, Vince! I want to learn to scuba. 155 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:28,566 - You know how buoyant I am. - Come on, Turtle. 156 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:31,076 All right. 157 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:33,544 But you owe me a flinch from before. 158 00:08:33,579 --> 00:08:36,013 All right, fine. Hurry up, get it over with. 159 00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:38,482 I only need one. 160 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:45,253 - Mmm! - Ow-ho-ho-ho! 161 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:47,156 I love that shit! 162 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,924 You got Gold. 163 00:08:50,963 --> 00:08:54,091 Do you really answer the phone that way or did you see it was me? 164 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:57,534 Don't tilt your head. You can't hold the phone when I'm cutting your hair. 165 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:59,595 - Lloyd, come hold the phone. - You're impossible today. 166 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:01,334 You're impossible, my man. 167 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,399 Dana Gordon, the second love of my life, 168 00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:06,240 - what can I do for you? - Look, I have a little heads-up, 169 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:09,009 but it's for your ears only. Swear you won't tell anyone. 170 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,243 Did I tell anyone that your first girl-girl sex 171 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,343 was with someone from must-see TV in '95? 172 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,876 - Okay, Ari, please. - Spill it. 173 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:17,219 I'll swallow a cyanide tablet if they capture me. 174 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:20,919 Okay. Mandy Moore has moved to the top of the list, all right? 175 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,986 James sat down with her and he loves her skin tone next to the water. 176 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:26,897 - Is that official? - We're ready to make an offer. 177 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:30,266 But here's the thing. I know that Vince and Mandy dated. 178 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:33,602 - Did you know that? - I know everything about my clients. 179 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,800 Well, then will you tell me what you know 180 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:38,105 about the "Walk to Remember" incident? 181 00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:40,601 Why am I doing this anyway? 182 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,443 You're part of the team, that's why. 183 00:09:42,481 --> 00:09:44,949 Yeah, well, it's not natural to breathe underwater. 184 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:46,576 You didn't have a problem in the pool. 185 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:48,086 A pool's a pool. 186 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,281 Ocean's an ocean. No sharks in the pool. 187 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,291 Don't worry. 188 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:55,055 If we come across any sharks, you got Aquaman to protect you. 189 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,891 Wow. That's comforting. 190 00:10:02,401 --> 00:10:04,369 - Hey. - Where are you? 191 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:06,098 Just heading to Vince's scuba lesson. 192 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:08,538 Ah, scuba. Sport normally reserved for the rich, 193 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:10,371 but you get free lessons from a Navy Seal 194 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:11,808 because you happen to have been born 195 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:13,505 - next door to Vince. - What's up, Ari? 196 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,379 Do you know anything about Vince and Mandy Moore? 197 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:19,077 - No. - "A Walk to Remember"? 198 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,086 - What about it? - Well, apparently 199 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,179 they had to shut the production down for two days 200 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:25,622 because Vince was harassing her? 201 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,353 The studio's very concerned. 202 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:29,384 You know what? I'll call you back, Ari. 203 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:32,192 Listen, they want her, but if this causes a problem for Vince, 204 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:34,756 I will squash it. James Cameron does not want 205 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,031 - a mopey Aquaman. - Look, I said I'll call you back. 206 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:39,537 You better do it quickly, 'cause normally 207 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,267 I would not care if you drown, 208 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,241 but I need an answer right away. 209 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:45,470 What happened? 210 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:48,503 They want to offer the movie to Mandy Moore. 211 00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:50,412 Hmm. Interesting. 212 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,295 Fucking Malibu! 213 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,121 Look, all I'm asking is 214 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,453 what happened with you and Mandy. 215 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:33,219 I told you, we went out for a little while. 216 00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:36,026 - The guys say she crushed you. - I wouldn't say "crushed." 217 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,292 Oh no? Well, Turtle says you made her a mix tape. 218 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:40,889 So full of shit. 219 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:44,367 Yeah, all right. I made her a mix tape. 220 00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:46,894 - I didn't send it though. - The studio knows you went out. 221 00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:48,873 - They're concerned. - What are they concerned about? 222 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,206 Some kind of an incident on "A Walk to Remember." 223 00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:52,801 Like what? 224 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:55,177 Ari said they shut down production for two days 225 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,182 'cause you were harassing her. 226 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,582 - And you believe that? - No, of course not. 227 00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:02,485 I mean, did they shut down production? 228 00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:04,819 Did they shut down production? 229 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,257 Oh, yeah. They did shut down production. 230 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,193 The crew ate bad clams. 231 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:12,220 Look, the bottom line is, if you want, we can get her off the movie. 232 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:13,993 E, this has been like five years already. 233 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,432 This is a stupid conversation. 234 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,833 I haven't even thought about her 235 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:18,336 till her name was mentioned this morning. 236 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:20,338 Will you pop the trunk? 237 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:21,999 Hey, gents, who's ready 238 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,599 for the first open ocean dive? 239 00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:25,542 - Hey, what's up, Dale? - I'll tell you what's up. 240 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,138 Mr. Cameron wants you ocean ready in two weeks, 241 00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:30,512 and that means the kiddy pool is history. 242 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:34,007 Now, E, if you can't handle this, tell me now. 243 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:36,044 I don't think I can handle it. 244 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,853 When did you become such a pussy? 245 00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:41,325 4-H camp, '85. You don't remember that? 246 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,328 I almost drowned in the undertow. 247 00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:45,125 Oh yeah? The lake had an undertow? 248 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:47,325 Now, E, you ought not to sweat this small stuff. 249 00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:49,630 I have revived people on seven continents, 250 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:52,262 and never lost... actually, I did lose one, 251 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:54,898 but that was in Antarctica, and I blame it on the cold. 252 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,931 Now get your gear and let's go. 253 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,873 I'm gonna be late. I'm gonna miss this. 254 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:04,280 Would you calm down? I'm driving like a champ. 255 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,250 Let me out. 256 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,980 How are you gonna audition like that? 257 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:09,487 You're sweating like an animal! 258 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:16,522 Damn, I knew it! 259 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,860 Johnny, we were just about to close up shop. 260 00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:21,059 - I didn't think you were gonna make it. - Sorry, Sheila. 261 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,568 I came in all the way from Malibu. 262 00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:26,400 "All the way from Malibu"? You must be exhausted. 263 00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:28,429 - Yeah. - Come on in. 264 00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:32,700 Johnny Chase. 265 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,421 Let's try and not have another incident like last year, 266 00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,660 huh, John? 267 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,692 Thanks. 268 00:13:57,736 --> 00:14:00,603 All I'm saying is, this is the most important movie of your career. 269 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:03,733 I'm not sure you wanna take a chance of fucking it up over some girl. 270 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,267 Hey, Eric, this could be the most important movie of her career, 271 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:09,042 and you wanna fuck that up because you think I can't handle it? 272 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,743 Look, I'm not worried about her. I'm worried about you. 273 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,752 Don't worry about me. I'm fine. 274 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:16,983 The fact that we're even talking about this is nuts! 275 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:20,287 Hey! You two sweethearts wanna shut the fuck up 276 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,884 and focus on the ocean? 277 00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:23,758 I just got off the horn with the coast guard. 278 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,697 They said there's a high shark alert between now and noon. 279 00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:28,563 Mr. Cameron wants to do this anyway, 280 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:32,196 so that means you're gonna have to keep you head up and swiveling. 281 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,365 Are you fucking with us? 282 00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:36,271 Yeah, I'm fucking with you. 283 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:37,798 But I wasn't fucking with you 284 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:39,811 about that guy who croaked in Antarctica, 285 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,335 so stay alert. 286 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:44,178 Now, get over here and get your shit on. 287 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,081 And besides, if James Cameron 288 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:48,746 wants her in the movie, she's in the movie. 289 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,356 Fucking incident! 290 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,858 That's what this prick says to me! 291 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,054 Davies set me up. 292 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,562 What's this guy doing up my ass? 293 00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:59,894 Don't you know the expression "Never drive angry"? 294 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,695 And this beady-eyed little jerk-off 295 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,965 just sitting on his Sidekick again, just goading me! 296 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:07,598 He probably wasn't even talking to anyone. 297 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,232 Get off my ass! Go around me! 298 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,266 Would you pull over and let me drive? 299 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,471 Do you really find it necessary 300 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,946 to drive up my ass? 301 00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:18,006 Fuck you, dude. 302 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,075 "Dude"?! Do you believe this guy? 303 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,677 Fucking locals! 304 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,415 Fuck you, townie! 305 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,057 Asshole! 306 00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,754 Take it easy, Drama. Do we really need a midday fight right now? 307 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,387 Why don't you get out of the car 308 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,694 - and say it to my face, fucker! - Drama, come on! 309 00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:36,929 Why are we picking a fight with Point Break? Let's just get out of here. 310 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,335 Why don't you do yourself a favor, tough guy? 311 00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:42,135 Get back in your car before someone gets hurt. 312 00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:44,972 Weren't you on TV or something before? 313 00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,807 Yeah, I was. 314 00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:49,211 Yeah, like 20 fucking years ago! 315 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:54,217 - That's it. - Go do it, man. 316 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,589 What the fuck you doing?! 317 00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,222 What are you doing to my car?! 318 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,329 What the fuck are you doing to my car?! 319 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:11,131 Drama, your phone's ringing. 320 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:14,037 - Pick it up! - That's my car, dude! 321 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,200 Hey, Adam. 322 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:18,505 No, he can't come to the phone. 323 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:21,411 It's your agent, you booked the gig! 324 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:22,914 I booked it? 325 00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:25,041 You booked it, motherfucker! We'll call you back. 326 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,745 Yes! 327 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:28,013 - I booked it! - Drop the club! 328 00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:31,352 - Thank God! - Step away form the car, now! 329 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,182 Hey, uh, 330 00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:37,024 you guys like Joe Montegna? 331 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:44,996 Adios, amigo! 332 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,800 - What happened? - What happened is 333 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,137 I just got an M.O.W. For NBC! 334 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,335 We're both working men now, kid. 335 00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,777 I think what he means is why did you get arrested, Drama? 336 00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,370 The lunatic went Jack Nicholson 337 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,746 on some poor guy's car. 338 00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,444 I hope you didn't use my nine-iron. 339 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,282 No, I used E's Calloway. 340 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,947 He's got a court date next week. 341 00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:05,115 If you're lucky, Vince, they'll put him away for life. 342 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:07,990 This is gonna be all over the papers. There's no way to stop it. 343 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,359 Good. People will think my brother's tough, 344 00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:12,728 know not to fuck with me. 345 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,290 - Hey. - Hey, did Drama get his salad tossed? 346 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,734 Stop fantasizing, Ari. What's going on? Is Mandy Moore in? 347 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,034 The offer went out, but get this... 348 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,131 She wants to have dinner with me? 349 00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:23,641 Yeah, she wants to make sure 350 00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:26,007 it's not gonna be awkward before she says yes. 351 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,343 Of course it's gonna be awkward, Vince. 352 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,348 This girl ruined your youth! 353 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,577 You're the star. Tell them you don't want her. 354 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:35,212 I'm gonna tell Davies I want a say who's playing my love interest. 355 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,222 Why don't you get Lorenzo Lamas, Drama? 356 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,723 So you're telling me she'll pass 357 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:40,520 on a James Cameron movie if it's awkward? 358 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,652 Jesus Christ, Vince, what did you do to this girl? 359 00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:44,525 Nothing! Shauna, you remember. 360 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,463 I remember you living on the break-up diet 361 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,728 of canned tuna and saltines. You dropped 15 Ibs. 362 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,564 You looked like fucking Adrian Brody in "The Pianist." 363 00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:52,536 I'm starting to get annoyed by all of you. 364 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,233 I have no feelings about this at all. 365 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,902 And besides, she's got a very serious boyfriend, 366 00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,571 so there's nothing wrong if she wants to sit down. 367 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:03,172 So we're gonna sit down. Set up the meeting, E. 368 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,418 Uh, Vince? 369 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,750 - She don't have a boyfriend. - What are you talking about? 370 00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,379 She's dating that big real estate guy. 371 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,947 They broke up. They had a big fight over a cockroach. 372 00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:14,583 She threw a mojito in his face. 373 00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,890 - You were there? - No, I read about it in "US Weekly." 374 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,625 - Is this true? - I heard something about it, 375 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,565 but you know what? She's got a shitty publicist 376 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,295 or that would have never made the papers. 377 00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:24,859 You know what? Whatever. 378 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:27,599 Either way, set up the dinner. I'll show up. 379 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,573 Is the script in the frame? It's cool, right here? 380 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,171 I want to make sure it looks like I'm really reading it. 381 00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:37,079 Jess! Am I photo-friendly? How is it going? 382 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,913 - Ari, we need to talk. - Right. 383 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,749 What are you gonna do? Are you gonna bump Patrick Weitzel off the list? 384 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,049 'Cause I'm officially okay with that. 385 00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:46,546 Ari, what year did you graduate? 386 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,753 Uh, 1990. 387 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,285 Huh-uh, not law school. Undergrad. 388 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,166 What are you inferring? 389 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,169 You're ineligible. Your birthday's Thursday. 390 00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:00,398 Right, Thursday I'm gonna be 36. 391 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,407 Can you believe it? Time flies, huh? 392 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,875 No, you're turning 40, Ari. 393 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,071 I just got off the phone with your old assistant 394 00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:10,138 Josh Weinstein. 40. 395 00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,742 Weinstein. 396 00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:14,945 Come on, guys, let's go. Let's wrap it up. 397 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,614 We're not staying. 398 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,954 Someone's gonna pay for the mystic tan, Jess? 399 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,358 You're staying. I'm gonna take some family photos. 400 00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,021 You guys work for me now. 401 00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:26,963 Yeah, Rufus, thanks for doing this so quick. 402 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,796 It was nothing. I just repo'd all this shit 403 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,495 out of Don Johnson's house anyway. 404 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,094 The motherfucker tried to pay me 405 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:34,105 with signed "Nash Bridges" DVDs. 406 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:36,369 Season three, episode seven, 407 00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:38,842 me and Cheech, enjoy. 408 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,846 All right, here we go. 409 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,246 He's really outclassed here tonight. 410 00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,751 Now this place is a home. 411 00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,753 Six months tops, the salt water 412 00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:50,948 will chew a hole right through that screen. 413 00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:53,753 - This kid's a fucking misery, huh? - Mm-hmm. 414 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:56,192 Hey guys, how do I look? 415 00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,128 How do you look? You look like you. 416 00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:00,256 He's saying you look good, Vince. 417 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,062 I don't love the shirt, personally. 418 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,624 Rufus, you don't like the shirt? 419 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:06,467 Vince, that shirt dulls the sparkle in your eyes. 420 00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:09,497 If I was you, I'd go with blue Faconnable. 421 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,840 It says, "Hello, I'm here, and I'm doing fine without you." 422 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,539 Vince, you're kidding me, right? 423 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,980 I know you 25 years, you never asked me how you looked. 424 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:18,482 You know you look fucking good. 425 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,452 - You all right? - Yeah, I'm just kidding. 426 00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,454 Could go for a smoke, though. 427 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,115 I got a pound of the bubble kush stashed 428 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,819 - in the wheel well of my DeVille. - Roll one up. 429 00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:29,394 - Cool. - I'm gonna change the shirt. 430 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,292 - Cool. - I'm gonna change the shirt. 431 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,631 Mandy Moore... 432 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:36,361 kryptonite. 433 00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:48,305 Any big news stories today, E? 434 00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:49,871 What do you mean? 435 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,145 Mandy's really smart. She was always testing me 436 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,879 on what was going on in the world. 437 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,944 I heard Pamela Anderson dropped another tit size. 438 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,546 - Thanks, Turtle. - Just tell her 439 00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,989 you're devastated by what's going on in Africa. 440 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,652 It says you're up on current events 441 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:04,560 - and you're sensitive. - Yeah. 442 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,996 All right, I'm going in. 443 00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:09,933 All right. Go get her, Vince. Head up, baby. 444 00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:11,731 Yo, remember, 445 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,237 the movie's called "Aquaman," 446 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,331 not "Aquagirl." 447 00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,865 Go get her. 448 00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,881 - Vince, how are you? - Hey, Charlie, how are you doing? 449 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:31,650 Miss Moore's waiting at your table. 450 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:36,817 All right. See you. 451 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:40,657 - Hey! - Hey. Oh. 452 00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:42,166 - How are you? - Hello. 453 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,667 - Hi. - Good to see you. 454 00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:45,670 Good to see you too. 455 00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:59,315 Well, I guess we've proven that this won't be awkward. 456 00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:10,426 Damn, I should have told him about that busload of nuns 457 00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:12,259 that fell off that cliff last month. 458 00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:14,060 What he should have been talking about 459 00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:16,897 was all the girls he's banged in the last five years. 460 00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:18,766 That would have drove her crazy. 461 00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:20,897 I can't believe I'm waiting outside a restaurant 462 00:22:20,939 --> 00:22:22,930 while he's on a date. 463 00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:25,374 How do you like being a manager now, E? 464 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,476 I was. 465 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:31,141 - That's not how I remember it. - You have your memories, 466 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,741 and I have mine. 467 00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:34,411 Let's try and cherish them both. 468 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:36,080 Okay. 469 00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:38,521 Can you believe it's been five years? 470 00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:40,650 I know, time is flying, huh? 471 00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:43,456 And you don't think it's strange we've never spoken? 472 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,628 We had an on-set romance. 473 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:49,634 These things don't last. 474 00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:51,636 Wow! 475 00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:53,467 Someone's gotten glib. 476 00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:56,497 Well, I've glibbened with age. 477 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,566 What can I say? 478 00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:02,972 - I know that's not a word. - I wasn't gonna correct you. 479 00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:04,276 - Really? - Okay, I was, 480 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:06,147 but I realized that you were kidding. 481 00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:12,449 Look, I don't know what to say. 482 00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:15,358 Why don't you tell me why you never called me back? 483 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,658 I mean, l... 484 00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:19,960 I was humiliated. What do you... 485 00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:22,091 You asked me to marry you after five weeks. 486 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,398 - I was 20! - I thought I was in love with you. 487 00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:26,063 I thought I was in love with you too. 488 00:23:26,104 --> 00:23:28,038 I just thought you were half-kidding. 489 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,472 No, I wasn't. 490 00:23:29,508 --> 00:23:31,476 But look, this is fate, right? 491 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:34,377 Every time I've ever done a movie, I've always imagined them 492 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,506 telling me that you were gonna be the girl. 493 00:23:36,548 --> 00:23:39,244 And you are the girl. 494 00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:40,717 You're single, I'm single. 495 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:42,379 We'll take it slow, see what happens. 496 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,322 No no no, I'm not single. 497 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:47,655 I'm getting married in a month. 498 00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:00,599 How'd it go? 499 00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:03,733 She was right. It's awkward. 500 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:06,073 Let's get her off the movie.