1 00:01:12,105 --> 00:01:15,370 - Is it a beautiful day or what? - That's a good one, Drama. 2 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:18,309 You aren't seriously gonna wear that flag, are you? 3 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:21,575 When Pavarotti plays the El Rey you can wear the Italian flag. 4 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:23,946 When my Irish brethren come to town 5 00:01:23,983 --> 00:01:26,042 I wear this. 6 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:29,180 Hey, Johnny, you know U2 was the first concert you ever took me to. 7 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:31,452 "Joshua Tree" tour, he snuck me out of a window. 8 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:33,152 - I was seven. - Yeah, that's right. 9 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:35,161 - Excuse me. - I got pulled over on the L.I.E. 10 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:36,924 I thought we were gonna miss the show. 11 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:39,090 You were driving when Vince was seven? 12 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:41,100 How fucking old are you, Drama? 13 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:42,431 31. Get off my ass. 14 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:44,699 31, Drama? Yeah, in dog years maybe. 15 00:01:44,737 --> 00:01:47,205 Hey, guys, come on. It's his birthday. Leave him alone. 16 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:50,141 - Give me a second with E. - I hate it when you guys do that. 17 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:52,542 U2 rules! 18 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:56,780 I've been thinking about this Mandy thing all night. 19 00:01:56,816 --> 00:01:58,511 Forget it. I want her to do the movie. 20 00:01:58,551 --> 00:02:01,281 Now you want her to do it? What happened at dinner last night? 21 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,516 Nothing. It was just weird to see her, that's all. 22 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:05,353 - It's gonna be good though. - You sure? 23 00:02:05,391 --> 00:02:07,552 Yeah, I'm sure. Don't even mention it to Ari. 24 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:10,392 - Okay. - You already mentioned it to him. 25 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,830 I might have sent him a panicked e-mail at 4:00 A.M. 26 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,731 I can't get Mandy Moore off this movie. 27 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:17,565 How are the seats, Ari? 'Cause I need to be able to see Bono. 28 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:19,435 - You know what I mean? - Ari, it's fine. 29 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:22,066 I was being an asshole yesterday. I have no bad feelings for her. 30 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:23,632 In fact, I have no feelings at all. 31 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:25,473 Excellent! Boom! Let's make a movie. 32 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:27,480 Yeah, let's. 33 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:29,141 So how are those seats? 34 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:32,276 Uh, they're nosebleeds. Just like you like them, right? 35 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:34,980 "Floor level or bust." That's my motto. 36 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:36,784 I thought it was "Will act for food." 37 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,951 Before this thing starts let's get down to a little business. 38 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:43,292 Vinny, the studio wants to see you in San Diego. 39 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,297 - What's in San Diego. - Shamu. 40 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,561 - Comic-Con. - Comic-Con? 41 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,228 Ain't that that comic book geek-fest you go to every year? 42 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:52,830 That's no geek-fest. That's my bread and butter. 43 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:55,636 I make $1800 a day selling autties. 44 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,870 You sell German cars there? 45 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:01,108 Autographs, dickbag! I've been begging you guys to come for years. 46 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:03,012 We've been laughing in your face for years 47 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:04,914 because we don't like comic book geeks. 48 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:08,114 You better start if you want to live off "Aquaman" for the next 50 years. 49 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:10,748 The studio wants to introduce "Aquaman" there. 50 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:13,281 They think these geeks can make or break a movie 51 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:15,624 - a year before it opens. - I don't really wanna go. 52 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:18,130 They don't pay you to act. They pay you to promote. 53 00:03:18,164 --> 00:03:19,927 Cameron would be there himself 54 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:22,434 if he wasn't overseeing the construction of the water tank. 55 00:03:22,468 --> 00:03:24,629 - He's not going? - No. It's just you and Aquagirl. 56 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:26,400 You're gonna make a big splash. 57 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:28,600 - Mandy's going? - Yes! 58 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,375 What the hell? 59 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:34,209 We'll make a weekend out of it. 60 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:36,442 I thought you had no feelings for this girl. 61 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:38,109 I don't. I'm going for Johnny. 62 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,278 - Sure you are. - Comic-Con and U2! 63 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,788 That's a big birthday, huh, Johnny Drama? 64 00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:45,256 Not bad, Ari, not bad. Now where are those seats? 65 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:47,156 Right here. Take a look at that! 66 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:50,459 Very funny. 67 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:52,589 Clippers' tickets for Thursday night. 68 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:55,499 - Stop fucking around, Ari. - Are you serious? 69 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:57,162 You've got to be shitting me! 70 00:03:57,203 --> 00:03:59,262 You're kidding, right? 71 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:01,637 Jesus Christ. Ari Gold. 72 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:03,232 You just demoted to silver. 73 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:09,077 I will never forgive Ari for this. Never. 74 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:10,980 Would you let it go already, Drama? 75 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:14,009 I would've bought the tickets myself if he hadn't promised them. 76 00:04:14,053 --> 00:04:16,453 Drama, we could've gone. You just refused to scalp. 77 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:18,457 We could've had great seats for 200 a pop. 78 00:04:18,491 --> 00:04:22,154 Scalping raises ticket prices so the average fan can't afford them. 79 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:25,460 U2 stands up for the common man and so do I. 80 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:27,159 You are the common man, Drama. 81 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,997 More like an uncommon loser. 82 00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:48,516 - Hey, Robbie. - Welcome back, Mr. Chase. 83 00:04:48,554 --> 00:04:50,579 - How are you, pal? - Mr. Chase? 84 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,614 I'll handle this myself. 85 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:54,854 - As always. - This place is horrifying. 86 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:57,556 - What are you talking about? - There's my superhero! 87 00:04:57,597 --> 00:05:00,259 Hey, Shauna. You spinning a little story 88 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,700 how the Chase brothers are conquering Comic-Con? 89 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:05,465 No, I'm gonna spin a story that you really aren't Vince's brother. 90 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,996 Johnny! Johnny Chase! 91 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:12,004 - How are you? - Vanessa! 92 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:15,208 At Comic-Con, Shauna, I think I'm Johnny's brother. 93 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,681 Yeah, how're you doing? 94 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:18,809 - How have you been? - You look great. 95 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:20,478 - Are you here for the signing? - Yeah! 96 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,283 Great. What time are you at your booth? 97 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,018 Well, every year I do night signings from 7:00 t09:00. 98 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,253 Oh, great. I'm 6:00 to 8:00, so we'll overlap. 99 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:29,625 - I'll see you then. We'll catch up. - Definitely. 100 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:32,324 - It's good to see you. - All right, I'll see you later. 101 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:34,663 - Drama. - That's a beautiful woman. 102 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:37,329 - Nice. - I hate that bitch. 103 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:40,498 Vanessa Angel. She did three eps of "Viking Quest" 104 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:43,065 and then they just gave her this shitbag spin off. 105 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:45,771 She's been riding the "Viking Quest" wave for a decade. 106 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:48,178 - So have you. - Didn't "Angel Quest" 107 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:50,614 run five times longer than "Viking Quest"? 108 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:53,448 Yeah, but only 'cause she showed her tits in "Playboy." 109 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:56,114 Either way, Johnny, I think the Angel likes you. 110 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:57,782 Yeah, she's beautiful too, Drama. 111 00:05:57,824 --> 00:05:59,257 Well, not in my eyes she's not. 112 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:01,886 Okay, Vincent, back to real world issues. 113 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:04,624 You've got the R.J. Spencer interview at 2:00 P.M. 114 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:07,531 He thinks he's Mike Wallace, so he may throw you a hardball or two. 115 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,865 Yeah, Vince, just take a deep breath and answer. 116 00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:12,496 I might get some tough questions this weekend also. 117 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,563 Like whether you're still in the business? 118 00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:16,370 Do you even know who R.J. Spencer is? 119 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:19,572 Yeah, he's the guy that said the best thing about "Head On" was my hair. 120 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:21,944 That's 'cause you wouldn't talk to him in Paris. 121 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:24,347 The guy just wants access. You be nice, he'll be nice. 122 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,818 I'm gonna tell him he's a fat comic book-Ioving prick. 123 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:29,481 This guy's got a website that gets a million hits a day. 124 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,683 He can sink a movie faster than Stephen Dorff. 125 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,692 Hey, watch it, asshole! That's my client! 126 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,388 Just look at the guy like a prom date. You buy him a corsage, 127 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:38,989 - he'll at least give you a handjob. - Who wants a handjob? 128 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:41,124 Would you shut up, already, you and you? 129 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:43,897 - He'll be nice. Don't worry about that. - Good. 130 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:47,303 Here's information on "Aquaman" in case you don't know anything about it. 131 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,638 Oh, yeah, he's a strong swimmer, right? 132 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:53,076 Vince, Mandy 3:00. 133 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:55,512 Bro, don't even look at her. 134 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:58,278 - Just freeze her out. - No, Vince, lock eyes with her. 135 00:06:58,317 --> 00:07:00,877 - Don't break. Alpha male. - Will you idiots shut up? 136 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,718 He's trying to make a movie with her, not trying to bang her. 137 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:06,316 You looked! 138 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:07,621 I'll be right back. 139 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,321 Yo, eye of the tiger, Vin. 140 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,557 Hi! 141 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:13,963 - Hey. Hello. - How are you? 142 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:17,299 Uh, Vince, this is my fiance Chris. 143 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:19,861 - Hello. Nice to meet you. - Hi. 144 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:22,807 Yeah, you, as well. This is pretty exciting stuff, huh? 145 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:24,469 I know, very exciting. 146 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:27,479 - It should be a big announcement. - Mm-hmm. 147 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:30,209 Um, maybe we could all grab a drink later? 148 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:32,342 - Sure. - Yeah, maybe. 149 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,353 - It's nice to meet you. - Nice meeting you. 150 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:36,947 See you later. 151 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:38,422 Uh, Vince! Vince! 152 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,619 Would you like to come to dinner with us? 153 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:43,060 - Us? - Uh, Chris and I. 154 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:45,757 It would really mean a lot to me if you guys got along. 155 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,527 I'm sorry, I just... 156 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,899 - I need you guys to get along. - Yeah, of course. 157 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:51,369 - Okay? - Sure. Bye. 158 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:53,235 - I'll see you later then. - Okay. 159 00:07:53,272 --> 00:07:55,297 Who the fuck cares what she needs? 160 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:58,708 I've done at least a dozen movies with women who couldn't stand me. 161 00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:00,507 But it's never affected the work. 162 00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:03,947 They need to be friends if they're going to spend the next nine months together. 163 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:06,213 Vince needs to make her fall back in love with him 164 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:08,982 and then crush her like she crushed him. Payback time! 165 00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:11,489 No, what Vince needs to do is never talk to her 166 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,048 except during work. 167 00:08:13,092 --> 00:08:15,287 And even then, only during takes. 168 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,229 Guys, you need to stop filling his head with this shit. 169 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:20,391 What, do you think I listen to them? 170 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,765 - What, you don't? - Johnny Chase? 171 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:25,032 Hey, Jess, how're you doin', baby? 172 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:26,333 Good. How are you? 173 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:27,999 - Good. - Good. 174 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,565 This is my brother Vince. And these are the other guys. 175 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,134 It's a pleasure to meet you, Jess. 176 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,770 Oh, it's nice to meet you too. 177 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:36,111 These are my girls... Devon and Teagan. 178 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:37,979 - Hey. - How're you doin'? 179 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,985 So what brings you to "Dork-a-palooza"? 180 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,884 Well, I'm doing my "Viking Quest" thing 181 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:44,788 and Vince is here to promote "Aquaman." What are you doing in town? 182 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:47,315 Promoting my new comic book, "Pussy Patrol." 183 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,624 Nice. 184 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:50,788 It's me and the girls. 185 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:53,128 We lick ass by day and kick ass by night. 186 00:08:53,165 --> 00:08:55,258 - Sweet. - You should come by the booth. 187 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,496 Yeah, as long as we get there by nightfall. 188 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,368 Cool. So I'll see you there? 189 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:01,532 - Yeah, definitely. - Bye, Vince. 190 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,533 - Bye, girls. - Bye-bye. 191 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,139 Whew! 192 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:10,045 How the fuck do you know Jesse Jane? 193 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,983 You know how much Lubriderm I burned through on that broad? 194 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:15,988 - Johnny, did you ever get with her? - No, I wish. 195 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:18,081 Please tell me you've never been in a porno. 196 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:21,025 No, we used to be in a scene study class at Howard Fine Studio. 197 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,688 - She's got great timing. - We're gonna go to this meeting. 198 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:26,527 - What're you guys gonna do? - Every year I like to take a day 199 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,057 and soak in some sun. It always freaks people out 200 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:31,228 at my booth when Tarvold is tan. 201 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,966 It freaks me out that people actually go to your booth. 202 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:39,876 All right, well, thanks for taking the time to sit down with me, Vince. 203 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,539 Oh, no, R.J., my pleasure. 204 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,845 Hey, I felt awful when I missed you in Paris. 205 00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:45,908 Yeah, I thought you were blowing me off. 206 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:49,319 Not at all. I tried the cell phone you gave me 10 times. 207 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:51,414 You know how these international phones are. 208 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:53,687 So, uh, Vince... 209 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:55,717 have you always been a fan of "Aquaman"? 210 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:58,730 Oh, yeah. Since I was a kid. 211 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:01,392 But I have to say it really took hold for me 212 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,902 when Fradon started doing the illustrations. 213 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,904 It think it took a woman's point of view 214 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:08,202 to really capture Aquaman's sensitivities. 215 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,140 Yes. 216 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,906 - He's good. - The best. 217 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:17,007 Here, bro. 218 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:19,984 - Anyone looking at me? - No. 219 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:22,920 Keep watching. Someone will. 220 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,980 Tarvold? 221 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:28,221 - Tarvold? - It's on. 222 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:30,194 - Yes? - Can we get a picture with you? 223 00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:32,288 My booth opens at 6:00 P.M. 224 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:34,322 Autographs $10, pictures $20. 225 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,562 I have a flight at 5:00. 226 00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:38,365 Maybe next year, son. 227 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:40,201 I need my rest before game time. 228 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:42,867 Come on. You're my favorite "Viking Quest" character. 229 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:46,002 - I even bought my own helmet. - Oh, yeah? 230 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,605 Let me see that thing. 231 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,843 Oh, she's a beaut. 232 00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:52,714 No horns. 233 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:56,313 You know, it was only a myth that Viking helmets had horns on them. 234 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:58,823 - One picture, please. - 40 bucks for the exclusive. 235 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:01,258 - Done. - Nah, I'll do it for nothing. 236 00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:03,488 'Cause you guys are real fans. 237 00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:05,520 Can I get one Viking call? 238 00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:07,532 Come on, we're in civilian waters here. 239 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:09,261 Please. 240 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,098 All right, I'll do one. 241 00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:14,471 Victory! 242 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,343 Yes! Awesome! Sweet, man! 243 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:19,969 Come on, let's get this over with. 244 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:23,311 Hey, Johnny, you should put on sunblock. You're getting a little red. 245 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,476 Thanks. 246 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,315 Is that the Angel? 247 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:30,652 Sorry, Tarvold. Vanessa! Vanessa Angel! 248 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,749 Hey. 249 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:39,188 So tell me about your co-star Mandy Moore. 250 00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:42,200 Oh, she's great. I'm very excited to work with her. 251 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:44,259 Again, don't you mean? 252 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:47,966 Uh, yeah, I did a small part in "A Walk to Remember." 253 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:50,942 Yeah. You guys were pretty serious there for a while, right? 254 00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:52,739 Serious? 255 00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:54,905 - Oh, Jesus. - Remain calm. 256 00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:57,211 Dating-wise? 257 00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:59,740 Well, we went out a couple times. 258 00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:02,549 I wouldn't call it serious. But we're great friends now. 259 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:05,557 I mean, you did ask her to marry you 260 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:08,185 after five weeks, so... 261 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,627 And she said no. 262 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,961 Okay, interview's over. 263 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:15,398 - Why? - 'Cause you're an asshole, that's why. 264 00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:16,901 Jesus Christ! Vincent! 265 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,870 What the fuck was that, R. J? 266 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:22,237 What, Shauna? I'm a journalist! I'm asking questions! 267 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:25,038 That little comment just cost you your opening weekend! 268 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,739 Aqua-fag! 269 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,839 - You asked her to marry you? - Yeah, so what? 270 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:33,045 I'm your best friend since we were six-years-old. I never heard this. 271 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,780 I'm like your West Coast mother. 272 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:37,448 - I can't believe you didn't tell me. - I never told anyone. 273 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,185 - I'm not anyone. - What do you want to hear? 274 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,659 That I got humiliated? That I curled up into a little ball 275 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:44,162 - like you usually do? - Oh, hey, fuck you! 276 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:47,427 I don't have to take that shit from some jerkoff just 'cause he has a PC! 277 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,559 Yes, you do! That's why they pay you what they do! 278 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,332 That's why I didn't want this girl in this movie, 'cause she'd fuck up 279 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:55,067 - your professional judgment! - This wasn't professional, 280 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,007 - this was personal. - This is not good. 281 00:12:57,042 --> 00:13:00,205 - We've got to fix this. - Get out your toolbox and fix it! 282 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,048 You should go out with the Angel, I'm telling you! 283 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:07,883 Please, you know I don't like classically beautiful women. 284 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,184 Give me a nice nose break or a lazy eye. 285 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:11,951 You're insane. 286 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,755 Enough about the Angel. Here. 287 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,161 - Test me again. - Come on, you're ruining my weekend. 288 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:21,325 Come on, these fans will tear me apart if I don't know this shit. 289 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,801 Pass me the baby oil. 290 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,997 Maybe you should put on a little sunblock. 291 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,973 - Test! Test! - All right, fine. 292 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,905 Who is your mortal enemy? 293 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:37,507 Thorfinn Skullsplitter. Next. 294 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,576 What's the name of Tarvold's ship? 295 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:44,180 The Gokstad! Jesus, Turtle, challenge me a little. 296 00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:45,622 Okay. 297 00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,925 Where was Tarvold born? 298 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:52,192 Northumbria. 299 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:56,932 - It was Orkney. - Bullshit! 300 00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:59,267 - Let me see that thing. - You forced me into doing this, 301 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,569 and now you're calling me a liar. Fine, take it! 302 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,336 Okay, I believe you. 303 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,172 Orkney, huh? 304 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,508 Huh. 305 00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:07,807 Orkney? 306 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,381 - Who is it? - Hi, it's Eric Murphy. 307 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,786 - Vincent Chase's manager. - It's too late. 308 00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:20,485 My voice will be heard around the world tomorrow morning. 309 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,188 Well, Vince would like to apologize. 310 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,499 - I don't see Vince. - Yeah, he sent me. 311 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,506 Well, that figures. Fucking coward. 312 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,599 Hey, maybe that'll be my headline... 313 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,406 - "Fucking Coward to Play Aquaman." - You don't think 314 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,845 - Vince would make a good Aquaman? - I did this morning. 315 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,714 You don't feel like you have a responsibility to tell the truth? 316 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,241 Eric, I started this site out of my parent's basement 317 00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:49,880 for two reasons... to get laid and make a little money. 318 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:52,117 Neither of which are coming to fruition. 319 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:54,591 No, my report goes out on the web 320 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,152 tomorrow morning, and it's followed by another one 321 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,756 every week until the movie opens. 322 00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:02,232 I have one goal in my life right now... 323 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,930 drown "Aquaman." 324 00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:15,144 I'm not apologizing. I don't wanna talk about it anymore. 325 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:17,876 I'm telling you, this guy's looking for a little love. 326 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,478 - It'll turn this whole thing around. - So give him a little love. 327 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,215 I've got nothing, 328 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,416 except Shiry Robbins can be here at 10:00. 329 00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:29,086 - Who's she? - "Maxim" girl. Great ass! 330 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,596 - 10:00 P.M. - Vincent, we're in San Diego, okay? 331 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:34,064 Finding you a girl with a Q rating isn't that easy. 332 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,090 - What is this? - Mm. 333 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:39,935 Vince has got me working the phones trying to find him a dinner date. 334 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,805 - I don't wanna go alone. - Vincent, not for nothing, 335 00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:45,901 but what I should be doing is dealing with this Spencer situation 336 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,503 before the studio does. 337 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,912 I got an idea. I can call one of my Cartier contacts 338 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,042 and see if I can get him a watch or something. 339 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:54,416 - Why, can you buy this guy? - Well, rumor has it 340 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,421 they flew him out to L.A., first-class, 341 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,650 put him up for a week at the Scientology Center, 342 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,659 and he gave "Swordfish" four stars. 343 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:04,390 Yo, I've been searching all over this place for a dinner date for you. 344 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:07,763 The concierge is kind of hot but she's wearing Spock ears. 345 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,768 No, I can't go with a Trekkie. 346 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:13,329 - Why can't you go to the dinner alone? - Because I'm uncomfortable. 347 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:16,000 Because I haven't had a real relationship since Mandy. 348 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:19,977 And I don't want to get into it while she's holding hands with her fiance. 349 00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:23,072 - Melting down. - Yo, you guys, what do you think? 350 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:26,414 - Home or away? - Oh my God! 351 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:29,649 - Jesus, look at your face. - What are you talking about? 352 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:32,521 - It's perfectly even. - Johnny, you're burnt to a crisp. 353 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:36,551 Naw, in another hour that'll turn to a nice maple-syrupy brown. 354 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:39,359 Another hour and your fucking nose is gonna fall off. 355 00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:42,730 - Get dressed. - Why? 356 00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:44,599 I told you I don't wanna go alone. 357 00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:46,228 You want me to go as your date? 358 00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:50,332 All right, on second thought, I'll go alone. 359 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:53,436 You just figure out what to do about this Spencer guy. 360 00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:02,019 Yo! 361 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,147 - What's up, Drama? - How's it hanging? 362 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,350 - All right. Victory! - Victory! 363 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:25,467 Yo, Bobby! 364 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:29,345 What's up, chief? Another year, baby. 365 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,611 Hey, Johnny. 366 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:34,141 How great is this? Our booths are never this close. 367 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:36,844 Now we can talk. 368 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:40,458 I'm gonna go look for Spencer. 369 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:43,461 I'm gonna go with you. Your fans, they spook me. 370 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,241 Ah, Mr. Chase, welcome to the restaurant. 371 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,181 - I'm Craig your host. - Hello, Craig. I'm here to meet with... 372 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,343 Of course. Ms. Mandy and Mr. Chris, right? 373 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,216 - Yes. - They are waiting for you. 374 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,084 - Right this way. - Thank you. 375 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,807 Thanks for coming, buddy. 376 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,502 Next! 377 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,005 Where was Tarvold born? 378 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,980 How was the concert? 379 00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:37,845 Uh, amazing. 380 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,647 Yeah, I hear it wasn't their best. 381 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,654 I've been to every tour. 382 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:44,588 They all kick ass, equally. 383 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,318 Great. 384 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:50,124 - Now where was Tarvold born? - That's easy, Orkney. 385 00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:52,858 No, it's Northumbria. 386 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,627 Fucking Turtle. 387 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:03,173 I was originally from the galaxy of Salvan, 388 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,176 but that was before my rebirth. 389 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:11,339 How could you not know where you were born? 390 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:18,655 Angel, excuse me, uh... 391 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,783 I'd like to have a word with you, please. 392 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,954 - Could it wait like half an hour? - No, it can't. 393 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,464 Okay, Johnny. I'll be back in five minutes. 394 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,930 I told you to put on block. 395 00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:33,199 Forget about my tan. 396 00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:35,365 What you're doing here is disgusting. 397 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:37,307 - What? - You're selling sex. 398 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,742 - I mean, look at this outfit. - Why do you hate me? 399 00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:41,769 I don't... hate you. 400 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:44,976 You always have. Ever since that first day on "Viking Quest" 401 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,178 - you've been so mean to me. - No, I... 402 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:50,017 And I had the biggest crush on you. 403 00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:53,252 - You did? - Yes! 404 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,453 Oh my God. I had the biggest crush on you. 405 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:56,791 That's why I was mean to you. 406 00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:59,592 I was rejecting you before you could reject me. 407 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:02,065 I wish you would've told me back then. 408 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:05,968 - Well, I'm telling you now. - But... 409 00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:08,131 Shh! 410 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:20,418 Victory! 411 00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,420 Victory! 412 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:30,292 So you started with the comic book then the porn? 413 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:33,264 No, I did in porn, then I decided to go on with the comic book. 414 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,357 Oh, smart move, very smart. 415 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,460 So tell me more about "Pussy Patrol." 416 00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:42,405 Well, we're a gang-banging gang of working girls who kick criminal ass. 417 00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:44,841 Speaking of kicking their ass... 418 00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:47,310 what do you do with the naughty boys? 419 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:50,782 You know, naughty boys that do naughty things? 420 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:51,942 What up, Jesse? 421 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,748 Hey, it's Vince's guys. You know R.J. 422 00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:56,686 Yeah, we know each other. 423 00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:59,520 If you don't mind when you're finished if I can get a minute. 424 00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:03,392 - Your minute starts right now. - All right, I really want to fix this. 425 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:06,261 I was thinking... we go into production you should come out. 426 00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:09,631 All expenses paid, watch Cameron work, hang out on the set. 427 00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:12,660 You want a PlayStation portable, I got the hook up. 428 00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:14,899 I can get you two dozen of them. 429 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,637 I want $350,000 in a duffel bag. 430 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:22,078 - You're kidding me, right? - No, I'm not kidding. 431 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,639 And until that gets delivered, the article stands. 432 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:27,151 And you know why? 'Cause I don't like your friend. 433 00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:28,982 You're really starting to piss me off. 434 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,114 Oh, wow. Ooh. 435 00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:34,489 What are you gonna do? I had Oliver Stone come after me with a hatchet 436 00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:37,017 after I smashed "Alexander," okay? 437 00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:39,087 - You don't scare me. - Yeah? Do I scare you? 438 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,894 'Cause I'll slap you in your fucking head. 439 00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,162 Come on, let me hit him once. I won't break nothing. 440 00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:45,726 - Let it go, Turtle. - What the fuck is his problem? 441 00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:48,103 He hates Vince. He's gonna trash him on his web site. 442 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,040 And say he's gonna make a shitty Aquaman. 443 00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:52,305 Why? Vince would make an adorable Aquaman. 444 00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:54,312 Yeah, you should tell him that. 445 00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:56,314 Yeah, sweetie, you should. 446 00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,679 Aquaman's in trouble. 447 00:21:57,716 --> 00:22:01,345 The fate of Atlantis and all of mankind lies in your hands. 448 00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:03,752 It's time to unleash the power of the pussy. 449 00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,381 Don't bullshit me, tough guy. 450 00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:07,858 If I do it, I'll do it because I like Vince. 451 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:09,485 Yo! 452 00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:12,759 I just made $3800, bro. 453 00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:14,629 Are you gonna see her again? 454 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:18,193 Are you kidding? We're flying together at Comic-Con Phoenix. 455 00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:20,067 What happened at dinner? 456 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:24,373 - I blew it off. - Good job, Vince. 457 00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:26,240 Freeze her out, like I told you to do. 458 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:29,008 Aw, Vince, you should've gone and ordered her food for her. 459 00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:31,538 That would've put a wedge in between her and her fiance. 460 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,210 What do you mean you blew it off? 461 00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:35,811 We just have to work together. No need to blur the lines. 462 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:38,880 More importantly, what happened with Spencer. Did you take care of that? 463 00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:42,087 - Did you give him love? - It's not my love he's interested in. 464 00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:52,197 Who is it? 465 00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:54,467 Pussy Patrol. Open up! 466 00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:59,444 Hey, Jesse, I, uh... 467 00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:02,504 I thought we were gonna to finish the interview down in the Oak Bar. 468 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:03,912 We're done talking. 469 00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:07,180 - We're here to save "Aquaman." - And we brought this. 470 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,025 Come in. 471 00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:38,579 That's wonderful. 472 00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:40,812 Okay, great! 473 00:23:40,852 --> 00:23:43,377 That was R.J., Eric. What did you do to him? 474 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,549 - Why, what did he say? - He said, and I quote, 475 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,218 "Vince is going to make the best fucking Aquaman ever!" 476 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,728 That was the quickest 180 I've ever seen in my life. 477 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,787 Let's just say we have mutual friends. 478 00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:55,129 The power of the pussy, baby. 479 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,795 You kiss your grandmother with those fucking lips? 480 00:23:57,836 --> 00:24:00,464 - I thought you said 10:30. - Vince, come on! 481 00:24:00,505 --> 00:24:02,837 I know you well enough to know when you're lying. 482 00:24:02,874 --> 00:24:04,865 There was no reason not to show up. 483 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:07,538 All right, let's just say hypothetically I am lying, 484 00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:10,173 which I'm not... but if I was, you need me to be friends 485 00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:12,809 with your fiance, and I need not be friends with him. 486 00:24:12,851 --> 00:24:14,512 - Why? - Because. 487 00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:16,282 We're not playing games anymore. 488 00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,687 Is this going to be a problem for us to work together? 489 00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:20,623 No. I'm just gonna do my work every day. 490 00:24:20,659 --> 00:24:22,183 - Fine, so am I. - Fine. Good. 491 00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:24,286 Live from the Hollywood Room at Comic-Con... 492 00:24:24,329 --> 00:24:26,024 - Okay. - Good. 493 00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:27,964 ...here are the stars of the upcoming "Aquaman," 494 00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:31,025 Vincent Chase and Mandy Moore! 495 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:46,246 I hope there's a part in this movie for me. 496 00:24:46,284 --> 00:24:48,878 Oh, yeah. You're gonna play Aqua Velva. 497 00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:57,124 Hey, say something! 498 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,653 We look forward to fighting injustice, 499 00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:02,758 righting that which is wrong and serving all of mankind. 500 00:25:02,801 --> 00:25:05,099 Above and below sea level! 501 00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:08,931 Give them a big hand, ladies and gentlemen. 502 00:25:08,974 --> 00:25:11,306 - He's good. - No, he's great. 503 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,615 Hey, what's up, Ari? 504 00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:25,179 Just read R.J. Spencer on-line. Good work, Eric. 505 00:25:25,223 --> 00:25:27,521 - Put Drama on the phone. - Hold on. 506 00:25:29,294 --> 00:25:31,091 - It's Ari. - Ari? 507 00:25:31,129 --> 00:25:33,359 - For me? - Yeah. 508 00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:35,628 - Fuck that. - Take it! 509 00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:40,604 Yeah, what do you want, birthday-ruiner? 510 00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:43,836 It's 4:00. You've got four hours to get back from San Diego. 511 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,365 - For what? - U2, baby! 512 00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:47,435 You didn't hear? They just added an extra show. 513 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:51,438 - You got tickets? - Oh, I got tickets. Happy belated. 514 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:53,178 How are the seats? 515 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:55,311 Nose bleeds. Just like you like them. 516 00:25:55,353 --> 00:25:57,514 Yes! 517 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,114 All right, now. 518 00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:42,909 Hey, Johnny Drama! 519 00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:46,751 ¿ Qué tal? 520 00:28:47,826 --> 00:28:50,795 Feliz cumpleaños, amigo.