1 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:14,918 Uh, what about, "The Big One only gets bigger"? 2 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,996 "Everyone wants a Big One." 3 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:19,394 I got a big one. Sorry. 4 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:23,367 How about just, like, "Eat me." 5 00:03:23,469 --> 00:03:27,064 Okay, okay. There's no shortage of future slogans. Phil, what have you got? 6 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:32,577 Well, um, same-store sales are up 8.4% this quarter... 7 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,772 which is just... amazing. 8 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,714 And the increase extends across every demographic. 9 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:42,447 It's "tweens," heavy users, minivan dads, even seniors. 10 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,955 So, clearly, the Big One is not only a big hit... 11 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,720 it is quickly becoming the flagship of our brand. 12 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:50,921 Which we'll be building on, both in the upcoming second half of our campaign... 13 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:52,930 and in merchandising. 14 00:03:53,032 --> 00:03:55,057 Terrific. Don, what about those Little Big Ones? 15 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:59,434 Well, uh, last week, you know, we did a pretty extensive focus group... 16 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:02,303 with some of the kids from Martin Luther King Elementary. 17 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:04,308 - Yeah? - And it went great. 18 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:07,072 Tested 91% in the top three boxes. They loved 'em. 19 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,546 What is it now, eight to a bag? 20 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:13,312 - No, no, no. You're thinking about the Itty Bittys. - Oh. 21 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:16,479 No, no. We figure three Little Big Ones for each kid's meal... 22 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,750 is gonna work out about right. 23 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:21,520 But we wanna do a little more testing on that as well. 24 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:25,120 - How about Disney? - No word yet. 25 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:29,065 Also, the PBS deal doesn't seem to be happening. 26 00:04:29,168 --> 00:04:33,229 Uh, apparently Burger King and McDonald's have the Teletubbies all locked up. 27 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:36,274 Fuck 'em. 28 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,852 That's wonderful. 29 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,115 Yeah? You like that? That's the Barbecue Big One. 30 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:53,953 Wow. Tastes like it's right off the grill. 31 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:56,620 You don't think it needs liquid smoke or any other kind of flavorings? 32 00:04:56,729 --> 00:04:58,924 No. No, no, no. I think it's perfect. 33 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,933 - Let's test that. - Okay. Try this one. 34 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:12,539 - I don't know. - Yeah. These Caribbean seasonings are kind of tricky. 35 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:15,079 We're calling 'em Calypso Chicken Tenders. 36 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:18,810 I think people are gonna have an expectation for, uh... 37 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:20,886 maybe a touch of lime. 38 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,978 Oh, lime? Lime's easy. 39 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:26,183 I just held back on the terpinoline on this to keep the flavorings subtle. 40 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:28,192 But I can always go back and add more. 41 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:31,229 - Yeah. Why don't you try that? - I'll keep working on it. 42 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,299 I really, really enjoyed it. You were wonderful. 43 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:35,299 Yeah, yeah. 44 00:05:35,401 --> 00:05:37,995 Okay. Look, I gotta go. 45 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:40,868 I'll talk to you later. Yeah, bye. 46 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:43,464 Thanks, Louise. 47 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:46,739 Donny boy. Have a seat. 48 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:50,776 Thanks for stopping by. 49 00:05:50,883 --> 00:05:53,078 So, what do you think of everything? 50 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:56,986 It's good, good. I'm glad to see the Big One doin' so well. 51 00:05:57,090 --> 00:06:01,527 Hmm. Listen, you ever run into a guy named Harry Rydell... 52 00:06:01,627 --> 00:06:03,993 executive V.P. out of the Chicago office? 53 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,327 I don't think so. 54 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:09,230 He works closely with our suppliers. 55 00:06:09,335 --> 00:06:13,101 A little too closely, if you ask me. 56 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,367 What do you mean? 57 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:20,879 I have a friend that teaches food science over at A&M- microbiology. 58 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:23,676 And this semester, a couple of his grad students... 59 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:27,651 decided to culture some patties from a bunch of fast-food chains. 60 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:30,655 - Mm-hmm. - Well- 61 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:33,851 They got ahold of a couple of Big Ones- frozen patties. 62 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,860 Don't ask me how. 63 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:39,193 And the fecal coliform counts were just off the charts. 64 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:43,797 I'm concerned that this could be a problem for us. 65 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:46,133 Do you understand what I'm saying? 66 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:50,572 Uh- Not exactly. 67 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:55,514 I'm saying there's shit in the meat. 68 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:20,667 Mm-hmm. 69 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,912 Mmm. 70 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:51,965 "The drawbridge was down. The great gate stood wide. 71 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:54,130 "I entered without challenge... 72 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,607 my own heels making the only sounds I heard." 73 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:01,675 - Keep going. - No. 74 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:05,444 - It's bedtime. - Just one more. 75 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:07,849 - Please. - No. That's it. 76 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:14,226 Good night, Stevie. 77 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:18,226 Hey. 78 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:22,358 - I think I may have to miss your history exhibit on Thursday. - Why? 79 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:27,269 Well, you know how Daddy has to go out of town for work every now and then? 80 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:30,308 - Yeah, but I thought you didn't have to. - Well, not as much. 81 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:33,310 But I gotta go to Colorado for a couple of days. 82 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:36,279 All right? I'll be home for the weekend though. 83 00:08:36,382 --> 00:08:38,350 Okay. 84 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,419 I love you guys. 85 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:46,421 Too much E. coli in stuff. People could get sick. 86 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,017 Is that the one that can kill kids? 87 00:08:49,128 --> 00:08:51,892 I don't know. I don't think so. 88 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:54,933 I mean, nobody's gotten sick or anything. 89 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:58,697 But Jack says too much cow manure is somehow getting into the meat. 90 00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:00,772 That's disgusting. 91 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:05,435 That's my new job. Same office- still dealing with bullshit. 92 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,844 Well, I guess it is a marketing issue after all. 93 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:11,178 If the kids die from eating your burgers... 94 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,252 it makes them much harder to sell. 95 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:15,343 That's right. Marketing 101. 96 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:17,422 Don't kill the customer. 97 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:20,287 Bad for repeat business. 98 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:38,110 Mm-hmm. 99 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,728 ¿Coco? 100 00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:09,265 ¿Coco? 101 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,113 Hi. 102 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,182 No. 103 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:00,447 I sent that form in. I paid it. 104 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,283 Hey, you tell that coach and that whole fucking league... 105 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,790 if he doesn't play, I'm gonna kick all their asses. 106 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,884 Sí. Yeah, yeah. 107 00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:12,293 I just did a pickup. I'll talk to you later. 108 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,383 Gracias. 109 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,393 No. 110 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:21,969 - Sí. - Sí. 111 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,249 Oh, God! Yeah! 112 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,980 You like the way that feels? 113 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,519 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! 114 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:45,427 That's right, bitch. 115 00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:50,800 - Do you like it when I pull your hair? - Yes! Yes, pull my hair! 116 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,805 - That's right, slut. - I love it when you call me "slut." 117 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,966 Let's go. Stand up. 118 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,841 Yo. Stand up. Come on. Stand up. 119 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,249 Hey! 120 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:08,453 Stand up. 121 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,291 What the fuck you doin'? 122 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,992 Fuckin' people on vacation. 123 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,270 Go. 124 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:11,648 Hang on a second. 125 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,782 Welcome to Mickeys. Can I take your order? 126 00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:23,122 Yeah. I'm thinkin' about a Big One. 127 00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:25,219 Okay. Would you like some large fries with that? 128 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,560 No. No, thanks. Not tonight. 129 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:31,500 - Our supervalue drink? - I'll have a chocolate shake and a water. 130 00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:34,163 All right. Would you like any dessert with that? 131 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:37,071 - A brownie pie or a turnover? - No, not tonight. 132 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,703 Okay. Uh, that'll be 4.98. 133 00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:44,248 Okay. Here you go. 134 00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:49,576 So, what's your favorite thing on the menu? 135 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,485 I like everything. 136 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,888 Well, I know that's not true. 137 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:56,825 But you did give me the correct answer. 138 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,727 I was just testing you. I'm actually a vice president of marketing for Mickeys. 139 00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:02,595 - Really? - Yeah. It's true. 140 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:06,728 Just here in town for a couple of days seein' where the Big Ones come from. 141 00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:09,398 - Here? - Oh, no, not here. 142 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,499 But at Uni-Globe Meat Packing just outside of town. 143 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:15,808 That's where every single Big One patty in the entire country gets made. 144 00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:18,576 - No way. - Yeah. 145 00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:21,118 - It's amazing. - Wow. 146 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,882 Lettuce. 147 00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:27,948 Pickles and cheese. 148 00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:31,153 Special- 149 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,232 I think I burned the meat. 150 00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:50,372 Amber. Order up. 151 00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,990 - There you go. - Okay. Thank you. 152 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,889 - What's your name? - Amber. 153 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,656 Right. Don Anderson. 154 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,594 - It's nice to meet you. - You too. 155 00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:09,667 - Maybe I'll see you around. - All right. I'm always here. 156 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,895 Bye. 157 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,996 Brian, can I get a Coffee Freezer? 158 00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:35,947 Bring it over to the scalding tank. 159 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:19,584 Amber, hon, electric is 131 for last month. 160 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:23,489 Mom, I gotta pay my car insurance. 161 00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:25,654 Well, anything helps. 162 00:24:25,764 --> 00:24:27,994 So how's your day lookin'? 163 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:30,693 I have band practice after school, then work at 6:00. 164 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:34,602 Well, don't let them keep you past 10:00. 165 00:24:34,706 --> 00:24:37,971 I'll try to get out of there. Tony's been pretty cool about letting me out early. 166 00:24:38,076 --> 00:24:41,204 Good. 167 00:25:18,717 --> 00:25:20,617 Hey. 168 00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:25,523 - Hey, Amber. - Hey, David. 169 00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,982 - Hola. - Hola. 170 00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:32,748 Mm-hmm. 171 00:26:43,868 --> 00:26:44,892 Mm-hmm. 172 00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:15,527 Hmm. 173 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,371 And right over here, Don... 174 00:27:56,474 --> 00:27:58,669 we mix our product with a low-fat product... 175 00:27:58,777 --> 00:28:01,041 from about a half a dozen other plants. 176 00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:30,403 The liquefied gas in the cylinder... 177 00:28:30,508 --> 00:28:33,909 takes 'em down to 40 degrees below zero! 178 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:58,292 Wow. That's a lot of Big Ones. 179 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:02,464 Yeah. Well, somewhere in Kansas City... 180 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,701 someone will be eating these tomorrow night. 181 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:32,199 ...can be used to explain how accidents happen to other people. 182 00:29:32,303 --> 00:29:35,466 But accidents don't just happen to other people. 183 00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:39,634 Accident prevention is each individual's responsibility. 184 00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:44,147 This program is designed to make you think more about accident causes... 185 00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:46,843 and how you can prevent injuries. 186 00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:49,476 If you eliminate the cause of accidents... 187 00:29:49,587 --> 00:29:53,683 you're on your way to an accident-free workplace and lifetime. 188 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,693 Safety works in your home also. It works when you're- 189 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:06,259 Yo. You heard about the robbery last night? 190 00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:09,465 - No. Where? - At the McDonald's over on Cayenne. 191 00:30:09,574 --> 00:30:12,099 They came in at closing time and put everyone in the basement. 192 00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:13,973 Said they'd get shot if they came out. 193 00:30:14,078 --> 00:30:17,206 - And boom- 6,000 bucks. - No way. 194 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:19,442 - Yeah. 6,000 in cash. - In cash? 195 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:23,647 Hell's yeah. How many times you seen somebody buy their McNuggets with a credit card? 196 00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:26,918 - Good point. - They said it was the third fast-food place in Cody... 197 00:30:27,025 --> 00:30:29,619 to get robbed in the last few weeks. 198 00:30:29,727 --> 00:30:33,527 They hit Fuddruckers on Thursday night. We're probably next. 199 00:30:33,631 --> 00:30:35,599 All the more reason for you guys to quit. 200 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:37,725 I mean, why do you even work there? 201 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,566 Not all of us can get hired at the Banana Republic. 202 00:30:48,546 --> 00:30:50,776 Yo! Fuck y'all doin' in my truck? 203 00:30:56,921 --> 00:30:58,218 Mike. 204 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:17,097 Yeah, the Big One's been great. Really great. 205 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:20,473 Sales keep creepin' up. There's been no drop off. 206 00:31:20,578 --> 00:31:22,546 That's what we're hearin'. 207 00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:24,774 - I've had this location 12 years. - Yeah? 208 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,215 And you'd have to go way back- 209 00:31:27,318 --> 00:31:30,879 maybe even to the original Teeny-Weenys promotion- to see anything like this. 210 00:31:30,989 --> 00:31:34,186 - You guys hit a home run. - Well, hey, we all did. 211 00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:37,420 Definitely. 212 00:31:37,528 --> 00:31:41,259 Hey, Tony, have you ever- Have you ever been out to the U.M.P. plant? 213 00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:43,891 Uh, no, I haven't. 214 00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:48,130 I've been hearin' some mixed things about the place. 215 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:51,872 I've heard all sorts of nasty stuff goes on there. 216 00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:54,706 You have? Like what? 217 00:31:57,181 --> 00:31:59,308 I don't know. Um- 218 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,647 I used to have a friend who used to work there... 219 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,278 and he used to tell me all sorts of things. 220 00:32:04,389 --> 00:32:07,324 Did you know that's where the Big Ones come from? 221 00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:11,395 This was a long time back. I mean- 222 00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:13,464 Look, my friend could have been full of shit. 223 00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:16,590 Yeah, 'cause I was out there. I mean, the place is- 224 00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:18,601 It's spotless. 225 00:32:18,703 --> 00:32:23,072 - Yeah? - Oh, yeah. It's high-tech, state-of-the-art stuff. 226 00:32:23,174 --> 00:32:25,142 Stainless steel everywhere. 227 00:32:25,243 --> 00:32:28,610 People wearin' gloves and clean white coats. I mean- 228 00:32:28,713 --> 00:32:30,738 Well, might be a lot different now. 229 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:40,918 So, um, the friend-You think I might be able to give him a call? 230 00:32:41,025 --> 00:32:43,016 I don't know. He split a long time ago. 231 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,652 I haven't really talked to him. 232 00:32:45,763 --> 00:32:47,924 Well- Right. 233 00:32:51,936 --> 00:32:54,700 My wife's got an uncle. He can tell you all about that place. 234 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:57,673 - Does he work out there? - Oh, no, no. He used to sell 'em cattle. 235 00:32:57,775 --> 00:32:59,675 But he's a real... character. 236 00:32:59,777 --> 00:33:02,177 You know, been on the ranch a little too long. 237 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,443 You think he'd talk to me? 238 00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:07,518 Oh, he'll talk to you. 239 00:33:07,618 --> 00:33:10,815 Might scare you though. He's a little intense. 240 00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:15,120 I'll give you his number. His name is Rudy. 241 00:33:27,638 --> 00:33:28,969 Hey. Hey! 242 00:33:29,073 --> 00:33:31,132 What the fuck you doin'? What the fuck- 243 00:33:31,242 --> 00:33:34,905 Are you fuckin' retarded? 244 00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:43,780 Say it. "Grade 'A'." Say it. 245 00:33:43,888 --> 00:33:45,856 - Grade "A." - Thank you. 246 00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:48,653 Fuckin' know you understand me. You people act like I'm a fuckin' retard. 247 00:33:53,931 --> 00:33:56,491 - Sí. - Get back to work. 248 00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:24,795 Coco. 249 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:17,312 Yeah, like that. Like that. 250 00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:21,078 Like that. 251 00:35:44,742 --> 00:35:48,769 You know, if that safe in McDonald's was holding six grand... 252 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,280 Tony must have at least five or six locked away in there. 253 00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:55,182 Maybe more. You think he goes to the bank every day? 254 00:35:55,286 --> 00:35:57,720 That's a good question. 255 00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:00,347 Tim says that over where he works... 256 00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:02,358 that they don't even have a safe. 257 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:04,826 That's 'cause nobody ever eats there. 258 00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:07,796 That chicken fajita I had the other night was some slimy shit. 259 00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:11,630 Yeah, well, there's a reason why it only costs 99 cents. 260 00:36:13,037 --> 00:36:16,529 There may be five or six grand in Tony's safe every night... 261 00:36:16,641 --> 00:36:20,236 just sittin' in there, while we're out here gettin' paid dick to mess with this shit. 262 00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:22,744 Yeah, no kidding. 263 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:24,815 And Tony's a real prick too, you know? 264 00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,884 I always catch him checkin' out Amber's ass... 265 00:36:26,984 --> 00:36:28,918 and he's, like, five times her age. 266 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:34,583 Hey, the cops must have these places totally staked out at night. 267 00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:38,685 'Cause they're just waitin' for another robbery. 268 00:36:38,796 --> 00:36:41,731 The best time to do it would be first thing in the morning... 269 00:36:41,832 --> 00:36:43,732 around opening time. 270 00:36:43,834 --> 00:36:46,701 Okay. Here's how it goes down. 271 00:36:46,804 --> 00:36:48,669 We come in here first thing in the morning. 272 00:36:48,773 --> 00:36:51,037 - It's still dark, no traffic. - Uh-huh. 273 00:36:51,142 --> 00:36:53,906 Everybody's feelin' calm and sleepy. 274 00:36:57,114 --> 00:37:00,345 We'll be taking this order to go, motherfucker. 275 00:37:00,451 --> 00:37:02,715 If you got the balls, bitch. 276 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:09,552 I'm supposed to go out to some ranch. 277 00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:12,026 Maybe that'll be worth something. I don't know. 278 00:37:12,129 --> 00:37:15,428 Well, I'm meetin' with Harry on Friday. 279 00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:18,468 So I should be back on Saturday. 280 00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,537 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put-Put him on. 281 00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:25,541 - ...but the disease that spreads- - Who's this? 282 00:37:25,643 --> 00:37:28,203 Hello, Stevie. 283 00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:33,304 Couple of guys invited me to a party at the "U" on Saturday night. 284 00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:35,311 You wanna come? 285 00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:37,574 Do they know you go to Cody? 286 00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:40,480 For some reason, they think I'm a freshman in college. 287 00:38:40,584 --> 00:38:42,552 Oh, I wonder why. 288 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:45,315 One of them is really hot. 289 00:38:45,423 --> 00:38:48,017 Oh, I gotta work that night. 290 00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:51,026 You work way too much. 291 00:39:17,822 --> 00:39:19,915 You the one that called? 292 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:22,083 Yeah. Hi there. I'm Don. 293 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,990 Climb on over. 294 00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:36,370 - Ever been out here before? - Nope. 295 00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:39,341 It's beautiful. 296 00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:41,843 You ever been on a ranch before? 297 00:39:41,946 --> 00:39:46,474 Yeah, when I was a kid, at camp. 298 00:39:49,186 --> 00:39:51,552 How, uh- How many acres do you have, Rudy? 299 00:39:51,655 --> 00:39:56,251 Well, you wouldn't want to have to walk your way outta here. That's for sure. 300 00:40:05,302 --> 00:40:07,930 Come on up and meet my new neighbors. 301 00:40:08,038 --> 00:40:11,269 Aw. No. 302 00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:13,275 Aw, geez. 303 00:40:14,545 --> 00:40:17,207 - When did all this happen? - Last couple of years. 304 00:40:17,314 --> 00:40:21,273 Local rancher lost control of the land. 305 00:40:21,385 --> 00:40:25,583 Banks took it and sold it to real estate speculators. 306 00:40:38,135 --> 00:40:40,103 What the hell happened over there? 307 00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:43,605 - Meth freaks. - Out here? 308 00:40:43,707 --> 00:40:47,143 They find a quiet little place, start cookin'- 309 00:40:47,244 --> 00:40:49,804 till somethin' blows up or burns down. 310 00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:51,814 Wow. 311 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:56,580 Past year and a half, I've had two bodies dumped on my land. 312 00:40:56,687 --> 00:40:58,655 Dead bodies? 313 00:40:58,756 --> 00:41:01,953 One of 'em was rolled up in this nice-lookin' carpet. 314 00:41:02,059 --> 00:41:04,027 Scared the shit out of my foreman. 315 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:07,461 They dump dead dogs and cats... 316 00:41:07,565 --> 00:41:09,692 and all other sorts of garbage on my land. 317 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:14,100 Seems like I spend half my time just defendin' the place. 318 00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:17,368 I gotta go to court next week... 319 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:20,842 to fight off some private corporation from Denver... 320 00:41:20,945 --> 00:41:23,379 wants to build a toll road across my land. 321 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,813 Eminent domain, my ass. 322 00:41:25,916 --> 00:41:29,181 They got another word for it- robbery. 323 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:36,324 You wanna open that up for me? 324 00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:54,878 You should get a clicker. 325 00:41:58,382 --> 00:42:02,682 Hey, Rudy. You know anybody over at Uni-Globe Meat Packing? 326 00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:05,755 - Sure. - What do you think of 'em? 327 00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:07,881 I think they're a fine bunch. 328 00:42:07,992 --> 00:42:09,892 Really? 329 00:42:09,994 --> 00:42:12,394 They'll slit your throat for a nickel. 330 00:42:12,496 --> 00:42:15,556 Nothin' personal. They just want the extra nickel. 331 00:42:17,101 --> 00:42:21,094 - Well, who do you know over there? - I know all of 'em. 332 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:24,697 - I sold cattle to 'em for years. - Oh. 333 00:42:24,808 --> 00:42:27,436 More important, I know their type. 334 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:30,878 They are the meanest, toughest sons of bitches, and they're proud of it. 335 00:42:30,981 --> 00:42:33,541 But that's nothin' new. 336 00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:38,748 My granddad went up against the meat packers in 1919. 337 00:42:38,856 --> 00:42:41,848 Testified in Congress about their price-fixing. 338 00:42:43,093 --> 00:42:45,960 And after that, none of them would buy his cattle. 339 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:49,726 U.M.P. and all the rest tried to run him out of the business. 340 00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:52,768 - Okay, but that was a long time ago. - Yeah. 341 00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:57,637 And the big packers are even worse today. They're even bigger today. 342 00:42:57,741 --> 00:42:59,368 - Really? - And meaner. 343 00:42:59,476 --> 00:43:02,775 Hell, old Dwight D. Eisenhower would've shut 'em down. 344 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,848 He wouldn't have stood for their crap. 345 00:43:06,483 --> 00:43:09,475 Do you think they would knowingly sell us contaminated meat? 346 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,487 Oh, come on. 347 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:14,558 Workers are gettin' their arms cut off over there. 348 00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:16,626 You don't know who you're dealin' with. 349 00:43:16,727 --> 00:43:18,695 No. No, I don't. Please, help me. 350 00:43:18,796 --> 00:43:21,663 I- I was at the plant. It seemed clean to me. 351 00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:24,233 They show you the kill floor? 352 00:43:24,335 --> 00:43:26,462 I don't know. I saw a lot of things. 353 00:43:26,570 --> 00:43:28,731 You'd remember. 354 00:43:28,839 --> 00:43:32,275 You see any cattle gettin' their heads cut off? 355 00:43:32,376 --> 00:43:35,072 Were you walkin' ankle-deep in blood? 356 00:43:35,179 --> 00:43:37,977 No. 357 00:43:38,082 --> 00:43:41,245 So they didn't show you a damn thing. 358 00:43:41,352 --> 00:43:43,912 Okay, but how- 359 00:43:44,021 --> 00:43:47,957 How... would cow manure get into the meat? 360 00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:51,784 Rita. 361 00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:56,656 - No, no. Thanks, I'm fine. - You sure? 362 00:43:56,767 --> 00:43:58,826 - Yes, thank you. - I'll have some. 363 00:43:58,936 --> 00:44:02,372 Hey, Rita, is your brother still workin' over at U.M.P.? 364 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,040 How's he doin'? 365 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:12,547 Oh, he has a good job now. He's a supervisor in Trim. 366 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:15,619 - Hmm. - Mr. Anderson here would like to know... 367 00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,687 if the meat over there is clean. 368 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,989 He wants to know how cow manure... 369 00:44:22,092 --> 00:44:25,357 could ever possibly wind up in his hamburger. 370 00:44:25,462 --> 00:44:27,794 Well, there's lots of ways. 371 00:44:27,898 --> 00:44:30,230 My brother used to work at the gut table. 372 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:33,997 And, you know, they have to pull out the intestines and the stomachs. 373 00:44:34,104 --> 00:44:38,097 And they just don't have enough time to do it right. 374 00:44:38,208 --> 00:44:40,574 The line is moving too fast. 375 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:45,377 So when they're pulling the guts out- and they make a mistake- 376 00:44:45,482 --> 00:44:48,349 all the poop and stuff just pours out all over the meat. 377 00:44:48,452 --> 00:44:51,580 Okay, okay, okay. All right. 378 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:53,589 But, really, how often does that happen? 379 00:44:54,758 --> 00:44:56,658 Every day. 380 00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:01,493 - We got any cookies back there? - I'll bring a plate of them. 381 00:45:01,598 --> 00:45:03,657 Anything else you want to know? 382 00:45:03,767 --> 00:45:08,534 No. No, that's, uh, plenty. Thanks. 383 00:45:10,207 --> 00:45:13,608 This isn't about good people versus bad people. 384 00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:16,271 It's about the machine that's taking over this country. 385 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,541 It's like somethin' out of science fiction. 386 00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:24,549 The land, the cattle, human beings. 387 00:45:25,856 --> 00:45:28,518 This machine don't give a shit. 388 00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:31,685 Pennies a pound. Pennies a pound. 389 00:45:31,795 --> 00:45:35,094 That's all it cares about. A few more pennies a pound. 390 00:45:37,201 --> 00:45:39,169 Sounds pretty bleak. 391 00:45:39,269 --> 00:45:42,238 By the way, Don, you seem like a nice fella. 392 00:45:42,339 --> 00:45:45,274 But the food your company sells is crap- 393 00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:47,275 total crap- 394 00:45:47,377 --> 00:45:49,436 even when there isn't manure in it. 395 00:47:15,966 --> 00:47:18,958 Eh? 396 00:47:35,118 --> 00:47:37,416 Sí. 397 00:47:40,424 --> 00:47:42,392 Bueno. 398 00:48:32,809 --> 00:48:36,301 Ándale. 399 00:48:36,513 --> 00:48:39,107 Thank God old Mr. Nathan come in. 400 00:48:39,216 --> 00:48:41,207 He took one look at me. Said, "Harry... 401 00:48:41,318 --> 00:48:44,583 "you are the scariest fucking clown I've ever seen. 402 00:48:44,688 --> 00:48:48,089 Take that off immediately." And that was that. 403 00:48:48,191 --> 00:48:50,751 I came about that close to becoming the first Mickey. 404 00:48:50,861 --> 00:48:54,661 Which would have been a disaster, because I'd have probably killed somebody. 405 00:48:55,899 --> 00:49:00,893 Mmm. What do you think? I know it's not Mickeys. 406 00:49:01,004 --> 00:49:03,598 - Mmm. - But it's good, right? Good burger. 407 00:49:03,707 --> 00:49:06,335 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's-It's great. 408 00:49:08,679 --> 00:49:12,080 - Harry, what's goin' on out at U.M.P.? - Beg your pardon? 409 00:49:12,182 --> 00:49:16,084 Yeah, what's really goin' on out there- with the meat? 410 00:49:16,186 --> 00:49:18,450 You're supposed to be our conduit to that place. 411 00:49:18,555 --> 00:49:21,786 - They didn't give you the tour? - Yeah. Yeah. 412 00:49:21,892 --> 00:49:24,326 Who took you through there? 413 00:49:24,461 --> 00:49:26,361 Uh, Terry? 414 00:49:26,463 --> 00:49:28,658 - Oh, boy. - No, no, no. 415 00:49:28,765 --> 00:49:30,756 He was- Listen, he was great. He was fine. 416 00:49:30,867 --> 00:49:32,835 I just- 417 00:49:32,936 --> 00:49:35,029 I've been talkin' to a lot of people around town... 418 00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:37,265 and I've been hearing some bad things about that plant. 419 00:49:37,374 --> 00:49:40,138 You know, things they don't show you on the tour. 420 00:49:41,878 --> 00:49:44,813 Sounds like they might be running the production line too fast, you know? 421 00:49:44,915 --> 00:49:48,112 - Hmm. - People are gettin' hurt out there every day. 422 00:49:48,218 --> 00:49:50,778 They're gettin' cut up. 423 00:49:50,887 --> 00:49:52,878 One guy lost his entire arm. 424 00:49:54,291 --> 00:49:56,282 These poor Mexicans, they come over here... 425 00:49:56,393 --> 00:49:58,861 and U.M.P. treats 'em like shit. 426 00:49:58,962 --> 00:50:00,930 And the meat- I gotta tell you somethin'. 427 00:50:01,031 --> 00:50:03,158 Harry, the meat is filthy. 428 00:50:03,266 --> 00:50:06,531 Do you know they got untrained people workin' at the gut table? 429 00:50:06,636 --> 00:50:09,696 - Really? The gut table? - Yeah. I mean- 430 00:50:09,806 --> 00:50:13,640 - Harry, there's shit in our meat. - Harry. 431 00:50:13,744 --> 00:50:15,712 - Hi. - Hey. 432 00:50:15,812 --> 00:50:18,144 - I heard you were here today. - How are you doin', huh? 433 00:50:18,248 --> 00:50:21,547 - Ah, can't complain. - Good. Lisa, I want you to meet Don Anderson. 434 00:50:21,651 --> 00:50:26,145 - He just came to the company from CNN. - ESPN actually. 435 00:50:26,256 --> 00:50:28,690 - Don is the inventor of the Big One. - Really? 436 00:50:28,792 --> 00:50:30,817 No. My team came up with the name. 437 00:50:30,927 --> 00:50:33,919 You're just being humble. It was pure genius, Don. 438 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:36,431 - It's a good name for a burger, isn't it? - It sure is. 439 00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:40,196 It's very nice to meet you. Can I get you another Fat Tire? 440 00:50:40,303 --> 00:50:42,863 I would love another Fat Tire. You want a beer, Don? 441 00:50:42,973 --> 00:50:44,873 - No, thanks. - Just one. 442 00:50:44,975 --> 00:50:47,068 - All right. - Just one. All right. 443 00:50:49,613 --> 00:50:51,911 Mmm! 444 00:50:58,855 --> 00:51:00,755 You know... 445 00:51:00,857 --> 00:51:04,349 I think there might be a little bit of shit right here in this meat. 446 00:51:04,461 --> 00:51:07,089 Just a teeny little bit. Microscopic. 447 00:51:07,197 --> 00:51:12,601 Your tests say that the meat we're getting from U.M.P. is clean. 448 00:51:12,702 --> 00:51:16,570 It's not. I've seen independent tests that say that it's not. 449 00:51:16,673 --> 00:51:18,732 There's always been a little shit in the meat. 450 00:51:18,842 --> 00:51:20,810 You've probably been eatin' it your whole life. 451 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:24,472 Yeah? Well, I prefer not to, Harry. 452 00:51:24,581 --> 00:51:27,846 Well, I don't know who you been talkin' to, Don... 453 00:51:27,951 --> 00:51:32,251 but there is absolutely nothing illegal goin' on here, okay? 454 00:51:32,355 --> 00:51:34,482 Meat is supposed to be cooked. 455 00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:37,617 And the grills at Mickeys are calibrated carefully... 456 00:51:37,727 --> 00:51:42,926 to make sure it kills every little bit of the bad stuff that's in there. 457 00:51:43,033 --> 00:51:45,297 - That might be kinda tough to explain to our customers. - Explain what? 458 00:51:45,402 --> 00:51:48,769 Listen, there is cow shit in our meat because we're running the line too fast. 459 00:51:48,872 --> 00:51:52,239 Just cook it. That's all you need to do. 460 00:51:52,342 --> 00:51:56,369 You see? That's one of the things that's just buggin' me about this country. 461 00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:58,380 Really buggin' me. 462 00:51:58,482 --> 00:52:01,542 Americans have become these-these great big fraidy cats. 463 00:52:01,651 --> 00:52:05,610 Afraid of everything. Everything's gotta be sterile and germfree. 464 00:52:05,722 --> 00:52:07,690 Well, everybody needs to grow up. 465 00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:10,624 That's what they need. 466 00:52:10,727 --> 00:52:13,753 You wanna be safe? Huh? Perfectly safe? 467 00:52:13,864 --> 00:52:16,526 Well, forget about it. That's not gonna happen. Okay? 468 00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:18,601 Everybody just needs to get that through their head. 469 00:52:18,702 --> 00:52:22,604 Just cook the meat, and you'll be fine. 470 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,808 I can't believe I'm hearing this. 471 00:52:25,909 --> 00:52:28,571 You've known all about this? 472 00:52:28,678 --> 00:52:30,646 I'm shocked. 473 00:52:33,350 --> 00:52:36,877 Donny boy, you just gotta try and step back and look at the big picture. 474 00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:41,321 40,000 people die in automobile accidents every year. 475 00:52:41,424 --> 00:52:43,392 Does that mean Detroit should stop making cars? 476 00:52:43,493 --> 00:52:45,552 Does it? 477 00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:48,859 Of course not. 478 00:52:48,965 --> 00:52:50,990 You ever been down to Mexico? 479 00:52:51,101 --> 00:52:53,194 - What's that have to do with anything? - It's beautiful down there. 480 00:52:53,303 --> 00:52:56,534 Really beautiful. Great beaches. Gorgeous. 481 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:59,837 But poor. Poor. 482 00:52:59,943 --> 00:53:02,207 Poorest fuckin' place I ever been, I think. 483 00:53:02,312 --> 00:53:06,646 Guy down there makes three, maybe four dollars a day. 484 00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:08,650 A day, Don. 485 00:53:08,752 --> 00:53:12,017 Now, that same guy, he comes up here... 486 00:53:12,122 --> 00:53:14,522 he gets a job workin' for U.M.P.- 487 00:53:14,624 --> 00:53:16,592 makin' $10 an hour. 488 00:53:16,693 --> 00:53:21,995 That's more money in one day than he makes back home in a whole month. 489 00:53:22,098 --> 00:53:25,090 So, frankly, I don't see the problem. 490 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:29,036 Nobody's makin' these people come up here. Right? 491 00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:31,664 Nobody's tellin' them to come work for U.M.P. 492 00:53:31,775 --> 00:53:34,039 - Okay, okay. But that's not the point. - And you know what? 493 00:53:34,144 --> 00:53:36,135 I admire these people. Okay? 494 00:53:36,246 --> 00:53:38,578 I really do. They're hard workers. 495 00:53:38,682 --> 00:53:42,550 They're workin' hard, and they're trying to improve their lives. Okay? 496 00:53:42,652 --> 00:53:44,620 Now, isn't that what our ancestors did? 497 00:53:44,721 --> 00:53:49,124 Isn't that what made this country the great country that it is today? Huh? 498 00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:51,194 And you wanna try and stop 'em? 499 00:53:51,294 --> 00:53:54,320 You wanna tell 'em that you know what's best for 'em? 500 00:53:54,431 --> 00:53:57,457 Well, most people don't like to be told what's best for 'em. 501 00:53:57,567 --> 00:54:01,435 Well, what's goin' on at U.M.P. is unacceptable. 502 00:54:01,538 --> 00:54:04,132 And I'm gonna have to tell Jack about all this. 503 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:08,803 Oh. Gonna tell Jack, huh? 504 00:54:17,287 --> 00:54:20,120 I've been workin' for this company almost 30 years. 505 00:54:20,223 --> 00:54:22,555 Hell, I grew up right down the street from the Nathans... 506 00:54:22,659 --> 00:54:24,923 when we were all back in Muncie. 507 00:54:25,028 --> 00:54:29,397 So, here's my little piece of friendly advice to you, Donny boy. 508 00:54:31,167 --> 00:54:34,659 I'd be careful how close I got to Jack. 509 00:54:34,771 --> 00:54:37,797 See, your boy Jack is about this close... 510 00:54:37,907 --> 00:54:40,205 to gettin' his tit caught in the ringer. 511 00:54:40,310 --> 00:54:43,336 He's under investigation, okay? 512 00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:46,609 Cookin' the books, paddin' his expense account. 513 00:54:46,716 --> 00:54:50,117 Not to mention bonin' his own secretary, okay? 514 00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:53,678 - And that is not the kind of company that we want to run. - Louise? 515 00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:55,690 That's right. 516 00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:59,990 Your buddy Jack's got two, maybe three months before he's out the door. 517 00:55:00,096 --> 00:55:02,929 - Could be sooner. - He's sleeping with Louise? 518 00:55:03,033 --> 00:55:04,933 And you know what, Don? 519 00:55:05,035 --> 00:55:07,697 You should be thankin' me instead of doin' all this complainin'. 520 00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:11,103 I negotiated a hell of a good price with U.M.P. 521 00:55:11,207 --> 00:55:15,200 Okay? I negotiated a great price for your fuckin' meat. 522 00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:19,214 Hell, if it weren't for me, there wouldn't be no Big One, Don. 523 00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:21,216 I'd like to see you find a supplier... 524 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,718 that will sell you Grade "A" chuck at 40 cents a pound. 525 00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:26,084 I'd like to see that. 526 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,682 Have-Have you ever met Louise? 527 00:55:29,793 --> 00:55:32,125 Have I ever met her? 528 00:55:32,228 --> 00:55:34,696 Twenty years ago, I gave her that job. 529 00:55:34,798 --> 00:55:37,289 She was a good-lookin' woman back then too. 530 00:55:42,238 --> 00:55:45,469 It is a sad fact of life, Don. 531 00:55:45,575 --> 00:55:48,135 But the truth is... 532 00:55:48,244 --> 00:55:51,008 we all have to eat a little shit from time to time. 533 00:55:51,114 --> 00:55:54,345 But just for the record, I want you to know that I'm with you on this. 534 00:55:54,451 --> 00:55:56,851 Okay? I really am. I'm gonna go down there. 535 00:55:56,953 --> 00:55:58,853 I'm gonna see what the hell's goin' on. 536 00:55:58,955 --> 00:56:00,855 If I have to, I'm gonna kick some ass. 537 00:56:02,559 --> 00:56:04,527 You know what, Harry? 538 00:56:06,229 --> 00:56:08,197 I don't think that's gonna be good enough. 539 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:13,763 You seem like a real bright guy, Don. 540 00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:17,033 I'd hate to see you get caught up in something you couldn't get out of. 541 00:56:18,341 --> 00:56:20,309 Give it some thought. 542 00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:25,408 Why don't you take some of these fries home with you? 543 00:56:25,515 --> 00:56:27,415 I'm not gonna finish 'em. 544 00:56:35,091 --> 00:56:38,720 No. No, it's not that simple. 545 00:56:40,530 --> 00:56:43,761 There is something definitely weird going on between Jack and Harry... 546 00:56:43,867 --> 00:56:46,028 and, either way, I can lose this job. 547 00:56:46,136 --> 00:56:48,036 Either way. 548 00:56:50,507 --> 00:56:54,375 No. No, we're not gonna move again. That's- 549 00:56:54,477 --> 00:56:56,445 That's not gonna happen. 550 00:56:58,014 --> 00:57:00,073 Well, just tell Jay to wait a moment. 551 00:57:00,183 --> 00:57:03,346 This is important. Well, have him wait! 552 00:57:08,558 --> 00:57:10,822 Yeah. 553 00:57:10,927 --> 00:57:13,555 I'll- I'll talk to you later. 554 00:57:38,021 --> 00:57:41,013 No, no. Look, Jack, it's gone great. 555 00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:45,026 I, uh- I've been out to the plant. I spoke to some workers. 556 00:57:45,128 --> 00:57:48,222 I even tracked down this old rancher... 557 00:57:48,331 --> 00:57:50,299 who's dealt with these guys for years. 558 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:53,927 So, there's a lot of things, but- 559 00:57:54,037 --> 00:57:56,096 Yeah. No, of course I met with Harry. 560 00:57:56,206 --> 00:58:00,074 Yeah. He's-He's a- interesting guy. You were right. 561 00:58:00,176 --> 00:58:04,169 But I- I don't think that he's... a crook. 562 00:58:06,182 --> 00:58:08,150 Well, I don't know. 563 00:58:10,653 --> 00:58:12,814 All right. 564 00:58:12,922 --> 00:58:15,857 Then, uh... 565 00:58:15,959 --> 00:58:18,189 I would probably recommend... 566 00:58:18,294 --> 00:58:21,388 we do some additional testing... 567 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:24,194 in the near future. 568 00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:26,291 See what that shows. 569 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,969 Yeah. 570 00:58:34,077 --> 00:58:37,205 - Will you be keeping this on your American Express? - Sure. 571 00:58:37,313 --> 00:58:41,283 - I have three pay-per-view movies at 7.95 each. - Uh-huh. 572 00:58:41,384 --> 00:58:44,319 - Would you like to join our Executive Guest Advantage program? - No. 573 00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:48,686 - Did you enjoy your stay with us? - Not really. 574 00:58:48,791 --> 00:58:51,851 - Were you here on business or pleasure? - Business. 575 00:58:51,961 --> 00:58:55,863 Is there anything we can do in the future to make your stay with us more enjoyable? 576 00:58:55,965 --> 00:58:58,229 You can give me my bill. 577 00:59:00,336 --> 00:59:02,463 Bye-bye, Mr. Anderson. Have a great day. 578 00:59:44,497 --> 00:59:46,590 - Thanks a lot. - This looks good. 579 00:59:46,699 --> 00:59:50,499 Hi. Have you guys decided on anything? 580 00:59:50,603 --> 00:59:53,936 Uh, two Chinese chicken salad, please... 581 00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:56,508 y two Coca-Colas, please. 582 00:59:56,609 --> 00:59:58,736 Anything to start? 583 01:00:03,683 --> 01:00:06,709 Okay, uh, I'll be right back with those Cokes. 584 01:00:06,819 --> 01:00:08,719 Oh. 585 01:00:09,956 --> 01:00:11,856 Thanks. 586 01:00:17,764 --> 01:00:19,664 Oh. 587 01:01:23,196 --> 01:01:26,165 - Hey. - How was Roger? 588 01:01:26,265 --> 01:01:30,258 Roger is the "boringest" person I ever met. 589 01:01:30,370 --> 01:01:34,739 - Oh, sorry. - What are you up to? 590 01:01:34,841 --> 01:01:39,540 - Um, I'm writing a biology paper. - What's it about? 591 01:01:41,047 --> 01:01:44,983 History of genetics. I'm into all that sort of thing. 592 01:01:45,084 --> 01:01:46,984 When's it due? 593 01:01:47,086 --> 01:01:49,452 - Tuesday. - Next week? 594 01:01:49,555 --> 01:01:53,321 Yeah, I just have a bunch of stuff due before then. 595 01:01:53,426 --> 01:01:55,792 Where did you come from? 596 01:01:55,895 --> 01:01:58,329 I was never this good. And your father... 597 01:01:58,431 --> 01:02:02,197 he was a lazy asshole. 598 01:02:02,301 --> 01:02:06,465 - Mom. - What? He had other people write his papers for him. 599 01:02:06,572 --> 01:02:08,972 - Hmm, I bet you were one of them. - Mmm. 600 01:02:11,310 --> 01:02:14,177 - Hey. - Screw you. 601 01:02:16,282 --> 01:02:18,910 We got a new shipment of puppies today. 602 01:02:19,018 --> 01:02:21,282 I wanna take 'em all home. 603 01:02:21,387 --> 01:02:23,685 Don't, Mom. 604 01:02:23,790 --> 01:02:27,556 Well, it's sad. Loretta said they just make those cages big enough to be legal... 605 01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:31,357 but small enough so people will get the puppies outta there. 606 01:02:31,464 --> 01:02:35,298 When I left the store tonight, I just wanted to open all those cages... 607 01:02:35,401 --> 01:02:39,337 - and let all those little puppies run free. - Mom. 608 01:02:39,439 --> 01:02:43,102 - They are so cute. - Mom, I'm trying to work. 609 01:02:43,209 --> 01:02:46,838 Okay, but you have to come and see them tomorrow. 610 01:02:54,821 --> 01:02:58,348 - Too slow, Amber. Too slow. - Take it easy! 611 01:02:58,458 --> 01:03:01,894 Go to bed! 612 01:04:54,307 --> 01:04:57,071 Hola. Hey, it's me. 613 01:05:01,314 --> 01:05:03,214 Call me. ¿Sí? 614 01:05:08,688 --> 01:05:10,679 - I don't have a problem with it. - Are you worried? 615 01:05:10,790 --> 01:05:13,554 - Uncle Pete! - Hey! 616 01:05:13,659 --> 01:05:15,923 Oh, God! 617 01:05:16,028 --> 01:05:18,997 - What is with the uniforms? - Sorry, Pete, we have jobs. 618 01:05:19,098 --> 01:05:20,998 Somebody put a blanket on her. 619 01:05:21,100 --> 01:05:23,000 Okay? All right? I cannot believe... 620 01:05:23,102 --> 01:05:25,832 my beautiful Amber is in a damn Mickeys uniform. 621 01:05:25,938 --> 01:05:29,339 - I can't look at you in that. - That's what you wear when you have a real job. 622 01:05:29,442 --> 01:05:31,342 - You smell like chicken nuggets. - She has a job! 623 01:05:31,444 --> 01:05:33,912 - Give me a break! - All right. All right. 624 01:05:34,013 --> 01:05:36,504 - Well, except for the uniform. Let's see- - You're dumb. 625 01:05:38,317 --> 01:05:41,218 - You look great. You do. You look fantastic. - Thank you. 626 01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:43,515 - It's great to see you. - Good to see you. 627 01:05:43,623 --> 01:05:45,591 - All right. - How long are you here for? 628 01:05:45,691 --> 01:05:48,455 Just for the night. I'm on my way up to Bozeman. No, don't- 629 01:05:48,561 --> 01:05:52,520 - I don't think I can talk to you in that thing. - Leave her alone! 630 01:05:52,632 --> 01:05:55,226 - Honey, you got some homework? - Oh, not much. 631 01:05:55,334 --> 01:05:57,199 Get it done, change your clothes and go out with Uncle Pete. 632 01:05:57,303 --> 01:05:59,897 I have a date I can't break. Had I known you were coming- 633 01:06:00,006 --> 01:06:03,305 - What, you would have changed your plans? - No. 634 01:06:03,409 --> 01:06:07,038 - How's Gabe? - He's great. He's walking and talking. 635 01:06:07,146 --> 01:06:10,809 - Hey, how's Michelle? - Mmm. 636 01:06:10,917 --> 01:06:14,444 Is that Mrs. Whiskers? 637 01:06:14,553 --> 01:06:16,578 Check him out. Check him out. 638 01:06:16,689 --> 01:06:19,385 - Oh, he's so big. - Right? 639 01:06:19,492 --> 01:06:21,483 - Here. - Hey! 640 01:06:21,627 --> 01:06:23,561 Thank you. 641 01:06:31,270 --> 01:06:33,500 - Man, this place is great. - Mmm. 642 01:06:33,606 --> 01:06:36,097 Yeah, you are only allowed to come here with me. 643 01:06:36,208 --> 01:06:38,108 So, are you on the pill? 644 01:06:39,712 --> 01:06:42,772 - Um, no. - No? Do you have a boyfriend? 645 01:06:42,882 --> 01:06:46,511 - Not really. I'm kinda in between. - Mm-hmm. 646 01:06:46,619 --> 01:06:48,678 Well, they are circling you like sharks. 647 01:06:48,788 --> 01:06:51,279 Right? I'm gonna come back here and find that you got, like... 648 01:06:51,390 --> 01:06:54,188 - a little baby fry cook in the oven. - You know what? 649 01:06:54,293 --> 01:06:57,490 - What? - I remember you taking me to Mickeys when I was a kid. 650 01:06:57,596 --> 01:06:59,154 - No, did I? - Yes. 651 01:06:59,265 --> 01:07:02,428 I was being lazy. I apologize. Now I hate everything about the place. 652 01:07:04,170 --> 01:07:06,798 Mom said it was a big deal when the first Mickeys opened here. 653 01:07:06,906 --> 01:07:08,931 It was tremendous. 654 01:07:09,041 --> 01:07:12,533 It was. I mean, you know- Cody was on the map. 655 01:07:12,645 --> 01:07:15,443 The-The first one didn't bother me. It was just the 400th... 656 01:07:15,548 --> 01:07:18,278 that started to, you know, get under my skin. 657 01:07:19,885 --> 01:07:22,479 - Well, I need the money. I really do. - Yeah? 658 01:07:22,588 --> 01:07:26,524 There's no other jobs here, right? You tried A.S.P.C.A. You tried the park services. 659 01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:29,788 You tried day care. Nobody around here needs their kids to be taken care of? 660 01:07:32,098 --> 01:07:34,623 - It was the first job I could find. - Mm-hmm. 661 01:07:34,734 --> 01:07:37,703 I mean, a friend of mine worked there. What do you want to hear? 662 01:07:37,803 --> 01:07:41,796 I'm not criticizing you, all right? I think you are great. 663 01:07:41,907 --> 01:07:45,900 I just wanna know your timeline for gettin' outta here. 664 01:07:46,012 --> 01:07:47,980 - I wanna go to college. - Good. 665 01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:51,447 I'm thinking Oregon or Montana. 666 01:07:51,550 --> 01:07:54,041 - What ya gonna study? - I don't know. 667 01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:56,747 I wanna- I wanna write. 668 01:07:56,856 --> 01:07:59,222 I like photography. 669 01:07:59,325 --> 01:08:02,226 But I think I wanna study science, so- 670 01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:04,228 aeronautical engineering. 671 01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:06,321 - Aeronautical engineering? - Yeah. 672 01:08:06,432 --> 01:08:08,764 I mean, if I could do anything in the world... 673 01:08:08,868 --> 01:08:11,496 I'd be an astronaut. 674 01:08:11,604 --> 01:08:14,869 - All right, well, fucking-A, do it. - Okay. 675 01:08:14,974 --> 01:08:18,000 But you need to get outta here to do that. 676 01:08:18,110 --> 01:08:20,374 Was it hard leaving Cody back when you were a teenager? 677 01:08:20,479 --> 01:08:24,176 No, not for me. Your mom, though, that was a different story. 678 01:08:24,283 --> 01:08:26,945 I was on the way. Kinda cuts down on your options. 679 01:08:27,053 --> 01:08:31,615 Mm-hmm. That is why, if, by the age of 21... 680 01:08:31,724 --> 01:08:34,591 you have not missed one menstrual cycle... 681 01:08:34,693 --> 01:08:39,721 - I will give you $1,000. - Will you shut up? Okay? 682 01:08:39,832 --> 01:08:44,098 - I am not talking to my uncle about sex. - Okay. 683 01:08:44,203 --> 01:08:46,398 I read this study the other day about, uh... 684 01:08:46,505 --> 01:08:48,871 people who are happiest with their lives. 685 01:08:48,974 --> 01:08:51,534 And, uh, the ones who have followed their passion, right... 686 01:08:51,644 --> 01:08:54,442 even if they weren't, you know, technically successful, right? 687 01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:57,846 When they were looking back at their life, they had fewer regrets. 688 01:08:57,950 --> 01:09:01,147 You know, they felt their life had been more fulfilling. 689 01:09:01,253 --> 01:09:04,620 - Yeah, that makes sense, I guess. - Yeah, it does. 690 01:09:04,723 --> 01:09:08,625 So, bottom line is, do not listen to me. Do not listen to your mother. 691 01:09:08,727 --> 01:09:11,457 Listen to yourself. 692 01:09:11,564 --> 01:09:13,589 I mean, if you wanna be like everybody else... 693 01:09:13,699 --> 01:09:15,599 just do what everybody's telling you to do. 694 01:09:15,701 --> 01:09:17,601 Hmm. 695 01:09:19,105 --> 01:09:22,939 And what about you? Are you doing what you always wanted to do? 696 01:09:24,510 --> 01:09:28,640 Well, if I jump back to when I was your age- 697 01:09:28,747 --> 01:09:31,272 No, I don't think I would be wildly impressed. 698 01:09:31,383 --> 01:09:33,283 All right? I don't- I- 699 01:09:33,385 --> 01:09:38,015 But, you know, I'm all right with what I'm doing. 700 01:09:38,124 --> 01:09:41,025 And, you know, I'm really all right with what I'm not doing. 701 01:09:44,230 --> 01:09:46,164 - Is that your move? - Yeah. 702 01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:48,256 - Thuh-bop! - Dang it. 703 01:09:48,367 --> 01:09:50,267 Yep. So- 704 01:09:50,369 --> 01:09:52,337 Hello. 705 01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:56,272 - Amber, why are you still up? - Well, why do you have my poncho on? 706 01:09:56,375 --> 01:09:59,037 - It's fine. - How was it, hmm? 707 01:09:59,145 --> 01:10:02,444 - Well, she's home fairly early, if that signifies anything. 708 01:10:02,548 --> 01:10:06,382 Oh, no, no, no. That doesn't mean anything. Your mother-She's amazing. 709 01:10:06,485 --> 01:10:09,477 You wouldn't believe what she could get accomplished in a short period of time. 710 01:10:09,588 --> 01:10:11,385 Screw you both. 711 01:10:11,490 --> 01:10:14,721 Hey, Sis. Sis-Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. 712 01:10:14,827 --> 01:10:18,456 So, what would you say? Is Cody a better town today... 713 01:10:18,564 --> 01:10:21,533 - or back when we were kids? - Well, I know what you would say. 714 01:10:21,634 --> 01:10:24,000 - What? - Your uncle hates everything, Amber. 715 01:10:24,103 --> 01:10:27,402 You know, I actually think it's better now. There's more stuff to do. 716 01:10:27,506 --> 01:10:31,943 Oh, yeah. There's more to do. You got the Wal-Mart, the Kmart and the Target, right? 717 01:10:32,044 --> 01:10:34,239 You got Chuck E. Cheese. You got Taco Bell. 718 01:10:34,346 --> 01:10:37,372 You got Arby's. You got Mickeys. You got Denny's. 719 01:10:37,483 --> 01:10:39,542 You've got, uh, Chili's. 720 01:10:39,652 --> 01:10:42,815 You got Applebee's. You got Wendy's. You got Hardee's, right? 721 01:10:42,922 --> 01:10:44,822 You got the- the K.F.C., the IHOP. 722 01:10:44,924 --> 01:10:47,552 - Do they still have that Der Wienerschnitzel? 723 01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:50,493 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, thank God it's still hanging in there. 724 01:10:50,596 --> 01:10:53,292 I don't know about you, but I could just piss away... 725 01:10:53,399 --> 01:10:55,367 a whole Sunday afternoon at the Sunglass Hut. 726 01:10:55,467 --> 01:10:57,492 - You know? - Have you ever been to the Sunglass Hut? 727 01:10:57,603 --> 01:11:00,936 No, I never have. I'm not trying to come off like some Polly Perfect here. 728 01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:02,940 I'm going to make some cabinets... 729 01:11:03,042 --> 01:11:05,374 for some rich New York investment banker fuck... 730 01:11:05,477 --> 01:11:09,743 who probably spends two weeks a year at his Montana ranch, so don't listen to me. 731 01:11:09,848 --> 01:11:12,908 - I'm not. - I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to your daughter. 732 01:11:13,018 --> 01:11:16,044 I'm probably just going through some full-of-shit, early middle-age period. 733 01:11:16,155 --> 01:11:18,350 I don't think you're full of shit. 734 01:11:18,457 --> 01:11:21,620 Thank you. She's so nice. What happened to you? 735 01:11:21,727 --> 01:11:25,288 No, no, sweetheart, don't contradict your mother. He is full of shit. 736 01:11:25,397 --> 01:11:27,865 I don't waste a lot of time thinking about this stuff. 737 01:11:27,967 --> 01:11:30,265 Democrats, Republicans- 738 01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:33,497 - They're all crooks. - This is why revolutions are meant for the young. 739 01:11:33,606 --> 01:11:35,506 If you don't do it now, you're never gonna. 740 01:11:35,608 --> 01:11:38,509 Uniform- uniformity. Conform- conformity. 741 01:11:38,611 --> 01:11:40,545 Monogamy- monotony. 742 01:11:40,646 --> 01:11:42,443 No wonder you're not still married. 743 01:11:42,548 --> 01:11:46,245 - Stupid- stupidity. - Yeah, look- Hey, the facts are not always friendly. 744 01:11:46,352 --> 01:11:48,377 Listen to who's giving the lecture here, Amber. 745 01:11:48,487 --> 01:11:50,387 Your uncle did not finish college. 746 01:11:50,489 --> 01:11:53,117 - Jesus! Mm-hmm. Oh! - Okay? 747 01:11:53,225 --> 01:11:57,787 - He lived in a camper for 18 months. - An Airstream! 748 01:11:57,896 --> 01:11:59,864 This is not a role model. 749 01:11:59,965 --> 01:12:01,956 Remind me to deprogram you after he leaves. 750 01:12:02,067 --> 01:12:04,331 Hey, Mom said you got kicked out of college. 751 01:12:04,436 --> 01:12:08,600 - Oh, well, thanks, Mom. - Yeah, your mug shots are in all the papers. 752 01:12:08,707 --> 01:12:12,905 Yeah, with eight others. I was at Colorado University. We were the C.U. Nine. 753 01:12:13,012 --> 01:12:18,211 Yeah, that notorious band of Midwestern, white freedom fighters. 754 01:12:18,317 --> 01:12:20,615 No, no, no. We took over the chancellor's office. 755 01:12:20,719 --> 01:12:23,813 All right, we were protesting the college's investment in South Africa. 756 01:12:23,922 --> 01:12:27,016 - So what happened? - All right, well, so, after about four hours... 757 01:12:27,126 --> 01:12:29,924 - they come bursting through this barricade- - Okay, that was two chalkboards. 758 01:12:30,029 --> 01:12:31,929 - It's not two chalkboards. - It was too. 759 01:12:32,031 --> 01:12:34,795 We had rope with some chair- They practically beat the shit out of all of us. 760 01:12:34,900 --> 01:12:36,800 They treated us like a band of terrorists. 761 01:12:36,902 --> 01:12:38,802 You got your little ass kicked out of college... 762 01:12:38,904 --> 01:12:40,804 - which he never finished. - Big deal. 763 01:12:40,906 --> 01:12:43,875 - It cost our dad $2,000 in legal fees. - I eventually paid him back. 764 01:12:43,976 --> 01:12:46,001 Anyway, meanwhile- Cut to- 765 01:12:46,111 --> 01:12:49,444 About a year later, the college divests all its holdings in South Africa... 766 01:12:49,548 --> 01:12:52,483 and a little while after that, Nelson Mandela is a free man. 767 01:12:52,584 --> 01:12:56,987 - All because of the "C.U. Nine." - No, nobody said that. Nobody even thought that. 768 01:12:57,089 --> 01:13:00,525 The point is... that, you know, if enough people... 769 01:13:00,626 --> 01:13:03,356 start thinking about something and trying to actually do something... 770 01:13:03,462 --> 01:13:05,362 you can change things for the better. 771 01:13:05,464 --> 01:13:07,898 I believe that. 772 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,332 - I hope they can change for the better. - Don't just hope. 773 01:13:10,436 --> 01:13:12,631 You can't sit back and hope. You have to do something. 774 01:13:12,738 --> 01:13:14,638 In a town like this, hope will kill you. 775 01:13:15,674 --> 01:13:17,574 It's your move. 776 01:13:22,948 --> 01:13:24,813 ¡Rápido! 777 01:13:25,851 --> 01:13:27,819 ¡Rápido! 778 01:13:47,706 --> 01:13:49,367 ¡Rápido! 779 01:14:04,990 --> 01:14:07,959 Eh. 780 01:14:32,818 --> 01:14:34,945 Ah? 781 01:15:25,571 --> 01:15:27,869 Hey, hey. You fucking crazy, huh? 782 01:15:46,058 --> 01:15:49,789 Everybody else, stop fucking smiling and get back to work! 783 01:15:52,931 --> 01:15:55,456 Coco. 784 01:16:18,090 --> 01:16:20,820 Coco. Coco. 785 01:16:31,270 --> 01:16:33,170 Is she okay? 786 01:16:33,272 --> 01:16:35,103 She needs to start sleeping at night. 787 01:16:35,207 --> 01:16:37,107 So do you. 788 01:16:37,209 --> 01:16:39,404 How's Stan's back doing? 789 01:16:39,511 --> 01:16:42,344 He complains about it all the time, but he's fine. 790 01:16:42,447 --> 01:16:44,381 Say hello for me. 791 01:16:44,483 --> 01:16:48,044 As for this little lady, she got about an hour left on her shift, so- 792 01:16:48,153 --> 01:16:52,180 - She'll make it. - All right. Let's go. 793 01:16:52,291 --> 01:16:54,191 Ándale. 794 01:16:55,727 --> 01:16:57,627 Hey. 795 01:16:57,729 --> 01:17:00,357 You've been a bad girl. 796 01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:11,232 Chill out, okay? 797 01:17:13,879 --> 01:17:16,541 Touch her again... 798 01:17:16,648 --> 01:17:19,276 and I'll kill you, hmm? 799 01:17:19,384 --> 01:17:21,545 I mean it. 800 01:17:40,706 --> 01:17:41,673 No? 801 01:17:47,746 --> 01:17:48,212 Uh-huh. 802 01:17:51,316 --> 01:17:54,444 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 803 01:17:55,654 --> 01:17:57,554 - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - Hmm? 804 01:18:05,464 --> 01:18:07,329 Think about it. 805 01:18:07,432 --> 01:18:09,832 All that surveillance equipment they have here? 806 01:18:09,935 --> 01:18:12,495 They say it's for our safety... 807 01:18:12,604 --> 01:18:15,505 but those cameras are pointed right at us- 808 01:18:15,607 --> 01:18:20,340 monitoring us, making sure we don't steal shit and stuff. 809 01:18:20,445 --> 01:18:24,609 Yeah, you know, I always wonder whose job it is to watch those monitors... 810 01:18:24,716 --> 01:18:26,877 'cause you don't see anyone around here doing that. 811 01:18:26,985 --> 01:18:31,285 I think they just record everything in case somethin' happens. 812 01:18:32,824 --> 01:18:35,884 It's probably all getting fed back to the national headquarters. 813 01:18:35,994 --> 01:18:38,326 Yeah, like our cash registers. 814 01:18:40,432 --> 01:18:43,060 What about 'em? 815 01:18:43,168 --> 01:18:45,830 - You don't know about that? - Uh-uh. 816 01:18:45,937 --> 01:18:47,837 Oh, man. Okay. 817 01:18:47,939 --> 01:18:51,807 First thing I do whenever I start my shift is type in the last four digits... 818 01:18:51,910 --> 01:18:54,037 of my Social Security number, then log in. 819 01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:58,515 - Mm-hmm. - And from then on, they keep track of every keystroke. 820 01:18:58,617 --> 01:19:01,677 - Really? - Yeah, they keep a record. 821 01:19:01,787 --> 01:19:05,917 They know exactly how many orders of fries I've sold this month- everything. 822 01:19:06,024 --> 01:19:09,323 And I even have to put in a little code with each person's order... 823 01:19:09,428 --> 01:19:11,419 saying their approximate age and ethnicity. 824 01:19:11,530 --> 01:19:13,521 They don't even know. 825 01:19:13,632 --> 01:19:15,532 You know, that is fuckin' evil. 826 01:19:15,634 --> 01:19:19,195 Well- 827 01:19:19,304 --> 01:19:21,204 That's Mickeys for you. 828 01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:38,648 Man, when we came here, we sat right over there. 829 01:19:38,757 --> 01:19:43,456 - Was it, like, full? - Yeah, it was really full. There was this band that played. 830 01:19:43,562 --> 01:19:45,462 - They were pretty good. - Yeah, hey, look, just ask. 831 01:19:45,564 --> 01:19:47,464 - Mm-hmm. - Don't worry about it. 832 01:19:47,566 --> 01:19:49,693 - All right. Got it. - Casual. Nothin'- 833 01:19:51,103 --> 01:19:53,731 - Hi! - Hey. 834 01:19:53,839 --> 01:19:56,740 - Were you here the other night? - Yeah. 835 01:19:56,842 --> 01:19:59,538 - Who was that guy that was with you? - Uh, my uncle? 836 01:19:59,644 --> 01:20:02,010 Oh, my God. 837 01:20:02,114 --> 01:20:04,514 We were trying to figure that one out. 838 01:20:04,616 --> 01:20:07,278 He's hot, okay? 839 01:20:07,385 --> 01:20:09,353 No, he's my uncle. 840 01:20:09,454 --> 01:20:11,649 I'm Andrew. This is Alice. 841 01:20:11,757 --> 01:20:12,985 - I'm Amber. - Kim. 842 01:20:13,091 --> 01:20:14,991 - Kim? Nice to meet you. - Hey. 843 01:20:15,093 --> 01:20:18,494 We're all heading over to the lookout for a party, if you guys wanna come. 844 01:20:18,597 --> 01:20:20,497 - The lookout? - Mm-hmm. 845 01:20:20,599 --> 01:20:23,591 That road behind campus-Take that up Mount Cody a mile, and it's right there. 846 01:20:23,702 --> 01:20:26,296 - Oh, right. Yeah. - Should be fun. 847 01:20:26,404 --> 01:20:28,235 - Maybe we'll see you then. - Make it out there. 848 01:20:28,340 --> 01:20:30,274 - Okay, see you there. - All right. 849 01:20:30,442 --> 01:20:32,569 Hey! 850 01:20:38,683 --> 01:20:41,948 'Cause there is no way you can make sense of it all on your own. 851 01:20:42,053 --> 01:20:45,284 The lies are too big. They're too ingenious. 852 01:20:45,390 --> 01:20:47,290 They're too interconnected with one another. 853 01:20:47,392 --> 01:20:51,351 And they know, if the lies are repeated over and over and over again... 854 01:20:51,463 --> 01:20:54,591 people are finally gonna have to believe it, and we do. 855 01:20:54,699 --> 01:20:58,032 Yeah. Like, have you guys read that book Crimes Against Nature? 856 01:20:58,136 --> 01:21:00,604 - Title says it all. - Exactly. 857 01:21:00,705 --> 01:21:02,605 - Read that book. - It's talking about how right now... 858 01:21:02,707 --> 01:21:05,335 they've got the logging companies and the timber companies... 859 01:21:05,443 --> 01:21:07,877 chopping down all the trees in the national forest... 860 01:21:07,979 --> 01:21:09,947 but they're saying it's the "healthy forest" program. 861 01:21:10,048 --> 01:21:15,145 Yep, and they got the coal companies running our clean-air plan. 862 01:21:15,253 --> 01:21:17,813 How do they announce that stuff in public without cracking up? 863 01:21:17,923 --> 01:21:20,187 I gotta hand it to them though- 864 01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:22,192 genius fucking marketers. 865 01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:24,819 And they're extremely well organized, so we need to be too. 866 01:21:24,930 --> 01:21:27,524 - Amber! - Yeah, and these guys see themselves... 867 01:21:27,632 --> 01:21:29,862 - as big-time, righteous Christians. - Come here. 868 01:21:29,968 --> 01:21:32,198 What would Jesus do? 869 01:21:32,304 --> 01:21:35,899 - Hey, what's going on? - I met these really cute guys. They want to meet you. 870 01:21:36,007 --> 01:21:40,774 Well- I'm hanging out with these guys. 871 01:21:40,879 --> 01:21:44,645 - They're so boring. - I don't wanna leave just yet. 872 01:21:44,749 --> 01:21:49,550 - Why? - I don't know- 873 01:21:49,654 --> 01:21:52,214 Don't worry about it. I'll catch up with you later. 874 01:22:05,804 --> 01:22:08,637 - Hey, Brian. - Hey. What are you doing here? 875 01:22:11,676 --> 01:22:14,577 - Tony? - Hey, Amber. 876 01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:20,049 - Uh, Tony- - Yeah. 877 01:22:22,454 --> 01:22:25,514 - I don't think I can work here anymore. - Everything okay? 878 01:22:25,624 --> 01:22:27,524 You okay? 879 01:22:29,027 --> 01:22:30,927 I'm fine. 880 01:22:31,029 --> 01:22:32,826 I mean, what do you want to do? 881 01:22:32,931 --> 01:22:36,196 You wanna cut back on the hours? Maybe try another shift? 882 01:22:36,301 --> 01:22:39,896 No. 883 01:22:40,005 --> 01:22:42,473 Something happen? Anybody giving you a hard time? 884 01:22:44,042 --> 01:22:46,977 - No. - What's up? 885 01:22:47,078 --> 01:22:49,569 Talk to me. 886 01:22:49,681 --> 01:22:53,549 I just- I can't work here anymore. 887 01:22:53,652 --> 01:22:56,644 - It feels wrong. - How is it wrong? 888 01:22:56,755 --> 01:22:59,724 - The job sucks, but that doesn't mean it's wrong. - Brian. 889 01:23:02,527 --> 01:23:06,327 Listen, Amber, you're one of my best associates, okay? 890 01:23:06,431 --> 01:23:09,662 We're starting to talk about you- management material. 891 01:23:09,768 --> 01:23:12,896 Okay? You're about to turn 18 pretty soon. 892 01:23:13,004 --> 01:23:16,440 We're expanding. We got a lot of opportunities here. Think about this. 893 01:23:18,777 --> 01:23:20,677 I just want to do something else. 894 01:23:23,648 --> 01:23:26,116 Okay. There something wrong with this place? 895 01:23:28,420 --> 01:23:31,287 It kinda doesn't feel real. 896 01:23:31,389 --> 01:23:33,687 I mean- It's not your fault. 897 01:23:33,792 --> 01:23:36,522 It's just-This place is like a thousand other places. 898 01:23:36,628 --> 01:23:38,926 - They're all- It's identical. - All right. 899 01:23:39,030 --> 01:23:41,260 Okay, you want reality, you got it. Good-bye. 900 01:23:41,366 --> 01:23:43,459 Tony, I'm sorry. 901 01:23:43,568 --> 01:23:45,900 This has nothing to do with you. 902 01:23:46,004 --> 01:23:48,666 I'm really disappointed, Amber. 903 01:23:48,773 --> 01:23:51,708 - Really disappointed. - Me too. 904 01:23:52,811 --> 01:23:54,779 I'm... sorry. 905 01:23:56,881 --> 01:23:59,349 You can pick up your check next Thursday. 906 01:23:59,451 --> 01:24:01,476 Do you want a Coffee Freezer for the road? 907 01:24:02,721 --> 01:24:04,621 Okay. 908 01:24:26,978 --> 01:24:28,878 ¡Francisco! 909 01:24:36,621 --> 01:24:39,146 ¡Rápido! 910 01:24:43,661 --> 01:24:45,652 ¡Raul! 911 01:24:45,764 --> 01:24:48,756 ¿Hombre, qué paso? 912 01:24:48,867 --> 01:24:51,392 Okay. 913 01:25:00,712 --> 01:25:01,940 Sylvia! 914 01:25:12,852 --> 01:25:16,185 Ah, Sylvia. 915 01:25:16,289 --> 01:25:18,757 I'm Tom Watson, Human Resources. 916 01:25:26,065 --> 01:25:28,966 - ¿Como está? - How is he? 917 01:25:29,068 --> 01:25:32,868 Oh, well, he's got a few cracked ribs, a pretty bad concussion... 918 01:25:32,972 --> 01:25:35,497 and he has a disk in his lower back that's hurt. 919 01:25:35,608 --> 01:25:37,872 But that could have been a problem before the accident. 920 01:25:53,059 --> 01:25:56,392 She says, "If he's going to be all right?" 921 01:25:56,496 --> 01:25:58,987 He's gonna be real sore, but he's gonna be okay. 922 01:26:03,236 --> 01:26:08,640 Look, I want you to tell her I have some unpleasant news that we need to discuss. 923 01:26:15,715 --> 01:26:19,378 Raul tested positive for methamphetamine. 924 01:26:30,930 --> 01:26:34,696 It's an illegal drug. It appears he was using drugs on the job. 925 01:26:34,801 --> 01:26:38,293 And this could have caused the accident. 926 01:26:43,409 --> 01:26:45,309 She says she doesn't believe you. 927 01:26:45,411 --> 01:26:47,311 Well, tell her this. 928 01:26:47,413 --> 01:26:49,847 Tell her that U.M.P. is committed to a drug-free workplace. 929 01:26:49,949 --> 01:26:52,611 And, if you break the rules, it endangers others. Tell her that. 930 01:27:00,526 --> 01:27:02,892 She says Raul has never used any drugs. 931 01:27:02,995 --> 01:27:05,759 Well, look, I can show her the result of the blood test. 932 01:27:08,434 --> 01:27:11,130 She doesn't believe us. 933 01:27:14,006 --> 01:27:15,906 I'm sorry about your husband. 934 01:28:18,170 --> 01:28:22,038 Problem is, at this very moment, there's about a hundred thousand cattle... 935 01:28:22,141 --> 01:28:24,974 in the U.M.P. feedlot that's right outside of Cody. 936 01:28:25,077 --> 01:28:28,808 It's one of the biggest feedlots in the world. Each one of those cows... 937 01:28:28,915 --> 01:28:31,349 puts out 50 pounds of piss and shit every day. 938 01:28:31,450 --> 01:28:33,384 - Fifty pounds each. - Lovely. 939 01:28:33,486 --> 01:28:36,455 Yeah, I know. So, that U.M.P. feedlot... 940 01:28:36,555 --> 01:28:38,989 produces more waste every single day... 941 01:28:39,091 --> 01:28:41,787 than all of the people in Denver combined. 942 01:28:41,894 --> 01:28:43,828 - That's gross. - Yeah. 943 01:28:43,930 --> 01:28:46,296 And-And the waste from U.M.P.'s feedlot, it's-it's- 944 01:28:46,399 --> 01:28:49,266 It's not going to some high-tech treatment plant, you know? 945 01:28:49,368 --> 01:28:51,268 It's being pumped into these lagoons... 946 01:28:51,370 --> 01:28:54,828 which are these just great big ponds of piss and shit. 947 01:28:54,941 --> 01:28:58,968 And these great big shit ponds are leaking shit into Peyton Creek... 948 01:28:59,078 --> 01:29:00,978 which eventually ends up in the river. 949 01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:04,846 I mean, you should see it. U.M.P. 's cattle, they're all just crammed together... 950 01:29:04,951 --> 01:29:08,318 living in their own manure, eating this genetically engineered crap... 951 01:29:08,421 --> 01:29:11,652 that's being dumped into these concrete troughs for them. 952 01:29:11,757 --> 01:29:13,952 It's like prison camps for cows. 953 01:29:14,060 --> 01:29:17,655 You wouldn't believe it. You can smell it, like, three miles away. 954 01:29:17,763 --> 01:29:21,824 So Professor Cohen is gonna help us coordinate a letter-writing campaign... 955 01:29:21,934 --> 01:29:24,095 not only to the state water quality board... 956 01:29:24,203 --> 01:29:27,695 - but to various editorial organizations- - Are you kidding me? 957 01:29:27,807 --> 01:29:29,536 Excuse me? 958 01:29:29,642 --> 01:29:32,839 You guys are gonna write a letter. 959 01:29:32,945 --> 01:29:36,005 That company is the meanest fucking company I've ever seen. 960 01:29:36,115 --> 01:29:39,881 They treat their workers like shit. They treat the animals like shit. 961 01:29:39,986 --> 01:29:42,580 They're dumping tons of shit and piss into our river... 962 01:29:42,688 --> 01:29:45,213 - and you guys are gonna write a letter? - Yes, Paco... 963 01:29:45,324 --> 01:29:48,521 as an official warning, to be followed by a campus-wide boycott... 964 01:29:48,627 --> 01:29:50,857 of everything that comes out of that place. 965 01:29:50,963 --> 01:29:54,956 The governor got $200,000 from U.M.P. last year. 966 01:29:55,067 --> 01:29:57,331 Cathy Crawford? 967 01:29:57,436 --> 01:30:01,167 Head of the environmental committee in the state senate? 968 01:30:01,273 --> 01:30:04,265 She's married to a U.M.P. top exec. 969 01:30:04,377 --> 01:30:07,403 And you guys are gonna write a letter. 970 01:30:07,513 --> 01:30:09,674 What a fucking waste of time. 971 01:30:09,782 --> 01:30:13,650 Listen, you have gotta start somewhere in raising awareness- 972 01:30:13,753 --> 01:30:16,813 No, this is bullshit- this environmental policy discussion group. 973 01:30:16,922 --> 01:30:19,891 Even our name sucks. 974 01:30:19,992 --> 01:30:22,927 Did you just make this up so you could put it on your grad school applications, Andrew? 975 01:30:23,029 --> 01:30:25,293 Do you have a better idea, Gerald? 976 01:30:25,398 --> 01:30:28,390 - Excuse me, I'm- I'm sorry, "Paco"? - Fuck you, man. 977 01:30:28,501 --> 01:30:31,129 Are you just here to be the self-righteous critic, man? 978 01:30:31,237 --> 01:30:36,072 I don't know, man. Action speaks louder. 979 01:30:36,175 --> 01:30:38,473 I'm tired of nice people sitting around talking and complaining... 980 01:30:38,577 --> 01:30:40,738 while the bad guys get to do whatever the fuck they want. 981 01:30:40,846 --> 01:30:45,180 - I wanna see some action. - We all do, dude. That's what we're doing here. 982 01:30:45,284 --> 01:30:47,514 Those Greenpeace dudes, they put their asses on the line. 983 01:30:47,620 --> 01:30:51,181 That's exactly what we should do. 984 01:30:51,290 --> 01:30:55,056 You said that there's, like, a hundred thousand cows, right? 985 01:30:55,161 --> 01:30:57,186 - Uh, roughly. - Well... 986 01:30:57,296 --> 01:30:59,730 what if we cut the fence... 987 01:31:00,966 --> 01:31:04,424 and let them out? 988 01:31:04,537 --> 01:31:07,199 Let them run free. I mean, that- 989 01:31:07,306 --> 01:31:09,206 That might get some attention. 990 01:31:09,308 --> 01:31:13,574 See? That's the kind of shit I'm talking about. What's your name? 991 01:31:13,679 --> 01:31:16,773 - Amber. - Beautiful, Amber. 992 01:31:18,417 --> 01:31:20,544 Well, think about it. 993 01:31:20,653 --> 01:31:25,647 I mean, if you suddenly had thousands and thousands of cows... 994 01:31:25,758 --> 01:31:27,749 you know, wandering free... 995 01:31:27,860 --> 01:31:29,987 wandering back to the prairie where they belong... 996 01:31:30,096 --> 01:31:33,759 causing traffic jams, blocking the highway... 997 01:31:33,866 --> 01:31:37,563 you're reminding people that cows aren't supposed to be penned up and treated that way. 998 01:31:37,670 --> 01:31:40,662 You know, that's a really good idea. 999 01:31:40,773 --> 01:31:44,140 Because then we could issue a press release with our demands... 1000 01:31:44,243 --> 01:31:47,770 showing what a disaster that company is and what we're gonna do next. 1001 01:31:47,880 --> 01:31:49,973 We-We can do all this. 1002 01:31:50,082 --> 01:31:53,483 I'm just- I'm warning you guys that right now in this country... 1003 01:31:53,586 --> 01:31:55,850 any destruction of private property along these lines... 1004 01:31:55,955 --> 01:31:58,253 can be considered in violation of the Patriot Act. 1005 01:31:58,357 --> 01:32:00,825 It can be considered an act of terrorism. 1006 01:32:00,926 --> 01:32:03,121 You can go to prison for, like, 10 years. 1007 01:32:03,229 --> 01:32:05,595 - Yeah, it's a bunch of bullshit. - I know. 1008 01:32:05,698 --> 01:32:07,962 I know. We have entered a whole new era... 1009 01:32:08,067 --> 01:32:10,467 where they can search your house without a warrant. 1010 01:32:10,569 --> 01:32:12,969 They can put you in jail without a trial. 1011 01:32:13,072 --> 01:32:16,303 Eco-activists that have never harmed another human being... 1012 01:32:16,408 --> 01:32:20,742 are considered by our government to be more of a threat to national security... 1013 01:32:20,846 --> 01:32:24,509 than all these right-wing, Timothy McVeigh, militia types. 1014 01:32:26,619 --> 01:32:29,417 Well, right now I can't think of anything more patriotic... 1015 01:32:29,522 --> 01:32:31,615 than violating the Patriot Act. 1016 01:33:17,870 --> 01:33:19,770 Hmm? 1017 01:34:35,114 --> 01:34:37,014 This industry's fucked. 1018 01:34:37,116 --> 01:34:39,846 There's rumors U.M.P.'s plannin' to sell the plant or shut us down. 1019 01:34:41,320 --> 01:34:44,881 They got plants all over the U.S., fuckin' Canada. 1020 01:34:44,990 --> 01:34:47,925 Cody plant don't start pulling its weight, yeah, they'll shut us down. 1021 01:34:48,027 --> 01:34:50,689 Don't matter we've been here 35 fuckin' years. 1022 01:34:50,796 --> 01:34:54,960 Don't give a fuck about Cody, and they sure as shit don't give a fuck about me. 1023 01:35:45,751 --> 01:35:48,686 Jesus, fuck. This is taking forever, man. 1024 01:35:48,787 --> 01:35:51,381 Always cut fences. 1025 01:35:51,490 --> 01:35:53,754 It's the golden rule. 1026 01:35:53,859 --> 01:35:55,827 - Let's go. - Let's go. 1027 01:35:55,928 --> 01:35:58,419 - Come on, buddies. - Come on, babies. Run for it. 1028 01:35:58,530 --> 01:36:01,226 - Let's go! - Watch you don't step in the shit. 1029 01:36:01,333 --> 01:36:04,097 - Come on, babies. Run for it! - Let's spread out. 1030 01:36:04,203 --> 01:36:07,001 - Guys, come on. - Let's get a move on! Come on! 1031 01:36:07,106 --> 01:36:10,507 Come on. Here you go. Come on. Here you go! 1032 01:36:10,609 --> 01:36:14,739 - Come on. This way! This way! - They're not doing anything. 1033 01:36:14,847 --> 01:36:19,284 - Come on. This way! - Come on, baby. Let's go. 1034 01:36:19,385 --> 01:36:22,183 Go out that way. Go out that way. 1035 01:36:23,722 --> 01:36:27,749 - Why won't they go? - What the fuck is wrong with them? 1036 01:36:27,860 --> 01:36:32,729 - Hey, get your asses in gear! - How stupid are they? 1037 01:36:32,831 --> 01:36:35,527 Show them there's a hole in the fence. I don't think they can see it. 1038 01:36:35,634 --> 01:36:40,128 Come on. Lookit! Lookit! There's no fence. Run! 1039 01:36:40,239 --> 01:36:42,139 Come on! No fence! 1040 01:36:42,241 --> 01:36:44,266 - Come on! - Come on! Come on! Come on! 1041 01:36:44,376 --> 01:36:46,867 - No fence, you fucking morons! - Over here. This way! 1042 01:36:46,979 --> 01:36:50,210 Whoa! That motherfucker almost just gored me, man. 1043 01:36:50,315 --> 01:36:53,250 Don't you wanna be free? It's wide open. Go! 1044 01:36:53,352 --> 01:36:55,377 They're gonna kill you! 1045 01:36:55,487 --> 01:36:59,253 They're gonna kill every single one of you! 1046 01:36:59,358 --> 01:37:01,826 - Car! - Oh, shit! 1047 01:37:01,927 --> 01:37:04,293 Time to go! Time to go! 1048 01:37:04,396 --> 01:37:08,298 - Come on! Let's get outta here! - Don't you wanna be free? 1049 01:37:08,400 --> 01:37:11,062 Don't you wanna be free? 1050 01:37:12,905 --> 01:37:14,338 - Come on. - Amber! 1051 01:37:14,440 --> 01:37:16,135 Come on, Amber! 1052 01:37:16,241 --> 01:37:19,677 Car's that way, Andrew! Come on, Amber! 1053 01:37:19,778 --> 01:37:23,179 We're gonna hit the road! Let's go! 1054 01:37:23,282 --> 01:37:25,182 Let's move! 1055 01:37:25,284 --> 01:37:27,115 Come on, come on! 1056 01:37:27,219 --> 01:37:29,847 Let's go! 1057 01:37:44,570 --> 01:37:47,471 What a fuckin' fiasco. 1058 01:37:47,573 --> 01:37:49,632 Look, nobody got arrested. Nobody got hurt. 1059 01:37:49,741 --> 01:37:51,641 Yeah, and we learned something. 1060 01:37:51,743 --> 01:37:55,474 - Yeah? - Don't try something unless you know what you're doing. 1061 01:37:55,581 --> 01:37:59,381 Next time, we bring cattle prods. That was our only mistake. 1062 01:37:59,485 --> 01:38:02,545 Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Paco, ace cattle rustler from New Jersey. 1063 01:38:02,654 --> 01:38:05,555 Fuck you. At least we tried, man. 1064 01:38:05,657 --> 01:38:07,557 Better than sitting on our asses. 1065 01:38:07,659 --> 01:38:11,356 I just don't understand. Why would they wanna stay in there? 1066 01:38:11,463 --> 01:38:14,296 Well, let's face it. Cows aren't the brightest animals. 1067 01:38:14,399 --> 01:38:17,596 Who knows? Maybe it's easier in there. 1068 01:38:17,703 --> 01:38:19,193 They get all the food they want. 1069 01:38:19,304 --> 01:38:21,829 I bet that genetically engineered shit tastes better than grass. 1070 01:38:21,940 --> 01:38:23,874 I think they're just scared. 1071 01:38:23,976 --> 01:38:26,342 So was Andrew. Did you see how fuckin' fast he ran? 1072 01:38:26,445 --> 01:38:29,505 Oh, yeah, yeah. And you were right behind me, fucker. 1073 01:38:29,615 --> 01:38:31,515 I don't know. 1074 01:38:31,617 --> 01:38:33,812 How come, in real life, the bad guys always win? 1075 01:38:33,919 --> 01:38:37,218 Well, you know, they do until they don't. 1076 01:40:49,755 --> 01:40:51,655 Last night, hombre. 1077 01:43:48,767 --> 01:43:50,701 Okay, Mike. 1078 01:46:17,582 --> 01:46:20,574 Which all adds up to us believing that next quarter... 1079 01:46:20,685 --> 01:46:23,711 will be the best time to introduce a major new product. 1080 01:46:24,956 --> 01:46:27,015 And along those lines, um- 1081 01:46:27,125 --> 01:46:29,389 Don, you wanna take it from here? 1082 01:46:31,696 --> 01:46:33,755 Yeah. Um- 1083 01:46:33,865 --> 01:46:36,299 Well, as you all know, the Barbecue Big One... 1084 01:46:36,401 --> 01:46:38,699 has been testing off the charts for months. 1085 01:46:38,803 --> 01:46:41,169 And, uh, I really feel like... 1086 01:46:41,272 --> 01:46:44,571 the marketing department's nailed the campaign, Jack. 1087 01:46:46,678 --> 01:46:51,081 So, it's obviously time for the big launch. And... 1088 01:46:53,418 --> 01:46:55,318 we couldn't be more ready to go.