1 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:42,782 Hi. You don't know me, but I'm emailing you because I want to write. 2 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:46,665 I'm only honest when [I write, and I'm tired of lying. 3 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:51,628 As a child, I started writing a list of 1,000 things fo do before / die. 4 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:56,929 A list fo dare me, give me strength, make me see, think, be. 5 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:01,930 Because life's a conftest. Best high score at the time of death wins. 6 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:05,854 Who wants fo get old and regret everything you didn't do? 7 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,775 New York is at the top of my list, and I'm about fo go. 8 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:13,854 About to become myself - my written self, not the one [ am. 9 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:17,195 This fown is killing me. And I don't want fo die. 10 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,492 I want fo win. 11 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:33,291 704: SING ALOUD IN A RECORD STORE 12 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:36,593 I'd do anything to write for your paper. 13 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:41,891 Let me make my dreams come true. Kind regards, Kristin. 14 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:53,106 067: GROW UP 15 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:56,279 103: LISTEN TOGETHER 16 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:59,821 045: WEAR A WREATH 17 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:03,028 108: KISS 18 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:06,115 099: HUG SANTA 19 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:09,042 038: FALL IN LOVE 20 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:12,372 033: ACT ON STAGE 21 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:15,423 068: GO ABROAD 22 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:18,502 042: GET A BEST FRIEND 23 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:21,383 BITCH HUG 24 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:37,692 - Isn't this your sister's room? - Yeah, and this is her bed. 25 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:01,507 - I love you, Kristin. - Tell me before you come. 26 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,465 - I'm about to come. - Don't come inside me! 27 00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:19,028 - Are we gonna leave it like this? - Sure, it'll be like a gift. 28 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,197 - What? Is that her now? - Hurry! 29 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:23,195 Wait up! 30 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,414 - What do we do? - You should probably hide. 31 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:31,083 Kristin! 32 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:34,332 Where am I supposed to hide? 33 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:38,290 Kristin! You filthy cunt, you had sex in my bed? 34 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:43,845 Well, somebody should. Your bed is developing a complex next to mine. 35 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,765 You're washing and sanitizing my sheets. 36 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:50,644 - Can't you take a joke? - A joke? You fucking... 37 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:54,439 What the fuck? You can't kill me with a grapefruit. 38 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,985 - "Can't you take a joke?" - Play in the same league. 39 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:01,655 - So I should fuck in your bed? - It's so done. 40 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:07,407 - Come up with something original. - You're such a joke. Hey, Sperm Boy. 41 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:10,705 I want my sheets washed, dried and ironed. 42 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:20,749 You heard her. Washing powder's behind you. Then you can leave. 43 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:26,050 But... I was supposed to get to sleep over. You promised. 44 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,008 And you promised never to say you loved me. 45 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,719 I just can't help it sometimes. 46 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:36,641 - It's a turn-off to hear it in Swedish. - It doesn't sound believable. 47 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:41,945 I'm sorry. I'll never say it again, I promise. 48 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:53,866 703: HAVE SEX IN LINN'S ROOM 49 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:57,248 Am I supposed to use washing powder or softener? 50 00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:59,542 Idiot. 51 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:08,256 I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want. 52 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,681 I don't want this. 53 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:15,354 I don't want to go to school, but discover the world. 54 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:19,103 ! want to be in love with the person I'm with. 55 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,317 I hate living in a small town. 56 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:23,486 You slow down on that thing! 57 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:26,736 There are only things I love and things I hate. 58 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:27,156 LOVE 59 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:27,573 HATE 60 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:27,944 LOVE 61 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,161 HATE 62 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,658 I love writing. I hate tangled wires. 63 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:38,372 I love a good window hang. I hate water. 64 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,920 I love New York. I hate Linn. 65 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:43,669 There are two ways of looking at things. 66 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:46,343 I'm like a coin with two sides. 67 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:49,888 I hate and / love. 68 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:52,010 I love myself, 69 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:53,967 and I hate myself. 70 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:18,792 - Kristin... Wake up. - I'm awake. What do you want? 71 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:22,629 I just want to wake up my favorite baby sister. 72 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:25,878 - Why are you so happy? - Because it's 10 a.m. 73 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:28,005 So”? 74 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:33,966 What the fuck! Where's my alarm clock? 75 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:37,348 Oops. You mean this one? 76 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:40,396 Hey, retard, I have a major interview! 77 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:45,569 Sorry, I forgot. Just like you forgot which room was yours last night. 78 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:51,275 This is not the same thing. This is life or death. Fuck. 79 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,424 - I'm here now. - Yes? 80 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:19,511 - I'm meeting the editor-in-chief... - Right, Daniel. 81 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:24,645 Daniel... something. I'm a little late. 82 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:28,946 - Can you tell him I'm here now? - Sorry, you just missed him. 83 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:32,775 - Sure, I'll get the herring... - Hi, Daniel! I'm Kristin! 84 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:34,946 - I'm so sorry... - Hey, Kristin. 85 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:38,906 Hate to break it to you, but you don't have what it takes. 86 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:41,040 If you give me a second... 87 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:44,119 You don't get extra seconds in this business. 88 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:47,085 You don't meet your deadline, you're toast. 89 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:53,387 Yes, but... this job is perfect for me. I have so many things to say. 90 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:57,011 I was on the school paper, the student council 91 00:07:57,226 --> 00:08:02,346 - I was almost on that 5th-grader show. - I couldn't care less about any of it. 92 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:09,028 But then I think: "Kristin - Young Swedish girl in New York." 93 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:11,570 - But... - It's got a nice ring to it. 94 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:15,150 - But... - Don't start a sentence with "but". 95 00:08:15,369 --> 00:08:18,077 My assistant will email you the details. 96 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:21,452 I get to write for you? Seriously? I got it? 97 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,204 - Yes. - Thank you so much! 98 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:31,458 Don't thank me, thank your boyfriend. 99 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:35,295 - My boyfriend? But I don't have one. - Anders. 100 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:41,682 I mean August... Alfred. Anyway, he's my girlfriend's brother. 101 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:46,106 I promised I'd give you a shot. If you know what I mean. 102 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:48,399 Anton? 103 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,319 No, it's whatchamacallit... 104 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:56,276 The king, with the knights... The knights of... King... 105 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,701 - Arthur! - Congrats on your new job! 106 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:01,029 I didn't want it like this. 107 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:04,662 Oh, come on... This is how it works. 108 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:08,120 Apparently. And apparently I'm your girlfriend now? 109 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:11,877 - Come on, it'll be fun. - Fun? What is going to be fun? 110 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:15,176 - You and me. - You just want to get more cred. 111 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,426 Come on, I just want to be with you. 112 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:21,679 Yeah, well, I don't do couple. 113 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:26,229 But I like you. For real. 114 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:30,188 I just want to be with you your last week here. Please. 115 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:34,362 Fine. If you stop bugging me about it. 116 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:40,117 - What...? - We're a couple! 117 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:44,789 But when I go, it's over. I'm not doing the Skype thing. 118 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:49,586 Sure. But let's celebrate. Can't we go swimming or something? 119 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:53,006 No, I've got a ton of stuff to do. 120 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:08,688 - What are you doing? - Updating my relationship status. 121 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:15,855 - We'll go, but promise to behave. - Yeah. Sure thing. 122 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:21,239 - We're a couple! We're a couple. - Wow, that's great. Congrats! 123 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,070 Let's drink to that. 124 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,405 Cheers! 125 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,791 - Yeah! - What did I tell you? 126 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,998 Sorry. 127 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:35,499 Last one in sucks! 128 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:47,643 Kristin, you suck! 129 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:51,936 Kristin, you suck! 130 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,892 Seriously... 131 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:58,989 Kristin! Check it out! I'm doing the elevator! 132 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,784 It's embarrassing you're dating Arthur. 133 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:06,078 Was he really the best you could do? 134 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:11,660 Have you met Dennis? He goes to tennis high school. 135 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:15,130 - I'm Dennis. - Kristin is left here by herself. 136 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:18,379 - It's because she can't swim. - Everybody swims. 137 00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:21,882 I've just got better things to do than go swimming. 138 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,840 Come on, let's go. 139 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:39,821 New York. Two words that could hold the answer fo everything. 140 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:53,127 No more school, pointless equations, French revolutions or African lakes. 141 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:57,205 I've got my first job - writing this column. 142 00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:00,133 I get to write, and you'll get to read. 143 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,423 Performance anxiety... 144 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,298 Please... 145 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:11,640 What do you write when your words might reach everyone? 146 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:16,066 Am I supposed to grow up now? Make all the important decisions? 147 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,397 As far as we know, we only live once. 148 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:24,948 And that's now. 149 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,198 You're fucking kidding me! 150 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,835 - Are you coming? - Um... yeah. 151 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,003 Great. What? 152 00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:41,458 - There? - There. 153 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:50,054 A little slower... 154 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:54,058 Dennis... I want your big, bad cock inside me right now. 155 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,061 What the fuck...? What are you...? 156 00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:01,190 - What are you doing? Get off me! - I'm sorry! 157 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:04,693 - I'm sorry. - Get the fuck out of here, you bitch! 158 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,408 Fuck. I came... 159 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:13,581 You fucking retard. Don't you have any sort of boundaries? 160 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:18,412 You've been at it for an hour because your vag is too loose to come in. 161 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,588 - What did you say? - I'm sorry. 162 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,383 - You're deranged. - Well, you're pathetic. 163 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,801 Fucking anyone just to impress me. 164 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,425 You're the one who's fucked everyone. 165 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:34,353 - Including the guy you're fucking now. - What? You cunt! Fucking cunt! 166 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:38,978 I'm kidding! I'd never fuck a guy as disgusting as Tennis-Dennis! 167 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:42,777 Ow! What the hell? 168 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:51,320 You're such a failure. You have to leave because you're so fucking sad. 169 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:55,749 I'm sad? Am I the one who's working at mom and dad's all summer? 170 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,999 - Are you the one going to New York? - How will you make it there? 171 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:03,749 - Will you fuck your way up there, too? - Fuck you. 172 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:07,302 - Let's hear it, then. - Hear what? 173 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,922 Let's hear what you've succeeded at. 174 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:14,600 - I'm going away. - No, you're running away. 175 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:19,147 Because you're a loser. You've never succeeded at anything. 176 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,396 - I'm going to write. - What? I didn't hear you. 177 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:25,979 - I'm writing a column. - That you fucked your way to. 178 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:30,192 You're so scared. You're scared people will see through you. 179 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:35,531 And see what a failure, and how talentless and disgusting you are. 180 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:42,170 You have no one to whom you mean the most in the entire world. 181 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,958 Take a fucking look in the mirror. 182 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,858 103: PROVE LINN WRONG 183 00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:14,152 New York, New York, New York... 184 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:23,294 Soon I'll be taking off. My city, my friends, my thoughts 185 00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:25,997 tl all be left behind. 186 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:31,757 Turned into small, insignificant miniatures in the periphery. 187 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:37,684 Everything that once mattered, will no longer bear any significance. 188 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:43,516 One day. By the time this is in print itl be 24 hours fo take-off. 189 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:47,102 24 hours until my new life begins. 190 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:51,189 I love that I'm going, but I hate leaving you. 191 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:58,413 I've got a list. Going to New York is at the top of it. 192 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:02,413 I'm counting down every second. 193 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:07,296 Thanks for helping me soar. I'll "nostalgia-miss" you. 194 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,341 Especially my little big sister. Thank you! 195 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,051 Bravo! 196 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:25,019 Over here, by the sign. 197 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:35,988 - Better turnout than your graduation. - I didn't invite everyone I've fucked. 198 00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:38,820 - Say "cheesecake." - Cheesecake! 199 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:42,248 They're so cute... One more! 200 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:46,498 - You're such a phony. - Better phony than lonely. 201 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,172 Upon graduation, eager and keen. 202 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,466 Is my blonde little darling, princess and queen. 203 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,215 About to embark on adventures unseen. 204 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,173 Blossoming into a rose evergreen. 205 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:01,305 She's fragile and fair, with a rarefied sheen. 206 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,729 A gemstone of precious aquamarine. 207 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,807 To be treasured forever in a shrine of sateen. 208 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,644 A girl so ravishing, nice and pristine. 209 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:14,322 Our own little graduate, our lovely Kristin. 210 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:19,949 Thanks, Dad. Let's hear it for graduating! Cheers! 211 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:23,581 For school is finally over, For school is finally over. 212 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:28,628 For school is finally over... We did it and we rock! 213 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:35,669 I would just like to propose a toast to Kristin. 214 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,882 I've just spent the best week of my life together with her. 215 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:45,512 Even though I hate to see you go, I want you to know I believe in you. 216 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:50,191 I'm confident you'll make it, and... you'll conquer the world... 217 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:54,066 Oh, for... 500 kronor says she's back before Midsummer. 218 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:59,151 Who'll bet against me? If she's so great it should be easy money. 219 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,122 - What are you doing? - No one? 220 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,373 - I'll bet you a thousand kronor. - Yeah, we're all in. 221 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:19,839 - Great. It's a deal. To Kristin! - To Kristin! 222 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:30,481 - Come on! I've just graduated. - So has everyone else. 223 00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:32,854 - Huh? - So has everyone else! 224 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:36,942 - Take it, it's on the house. - Thank you! 225 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,361 This is my song! 226 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,867 That's great. 227 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:55,623 New York! It's so insane! I'm gonna miss you so much. 228 00:18:55,843 --> 00:19:00,178 In New York, every night will be exactly like this one. 229 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:18,192 I don't want this to be the last I see of you before you leave for New York. 230 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:22,116 That's hours away. We've got all night. 231 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:25,570 - But we are sleeping together? - Of course we are. 232 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,447 Yes... 233 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,711 - What about your boyfriend? - What boyfriend? 234 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:39,417 The guy who ran after us screaming you were his all, that he loved you... 235 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,975 What the hell? 236 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:55,274 - Why are you hiding? - I dunno. You did. 237 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,908 Hi, what are you guys doing? 238 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:07,453 Hi, Neo. We're just playing hide-and-seek. 239 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:10,497 - You found us. - Yay! Now you come find me. 240 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:15,124 Yes, go hide somewhere great, where no one will ever find you. 241 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,376 Cut it out. 242 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:22,677 Can't sleep? Go back to bed, and I'll come read you a story. 243 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,926 - The Little Prince? - Sure. 244 00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:31,969 - His name is actually Neo? - Yeah, so? Like "The Matrix." 245 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:35,932 - Wait, you're leaving? - Yes. 246 00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:24,946 Who are you? What are you doing in my room? 247 00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:30,119 I'm just looking for the bathroom. I need to pee. 248 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,118 And I know your brother. Kind of. 249 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:38,953 - I'm Kristin. I don't recognize you. - I don't recognize you. 250 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:42,881 - Sure you do. I graduated today. - Congratulations. 251 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:46,836 - And I was published in the paper. - That's great. 252 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:49,839 Can't you turn that thing off? 253 00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:52,675 Yes, turn it off. 254 00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:57,434 - Hi! Didn't you graduate today? - No, I'm only sixteen. 255 00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:03,861 Oh, okay... But this is perfect! Because Gustav bailed on me. 256 00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,860 So I'm gonna need someone to keep me awake. 257 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:10,158 - What, you mean me? - Yes. Are you game? 258 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:13,283 - But I... - You keep your brother's promise. 259 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:18,914 - Of an unforgettable night. - Okay... 260 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:25,458 What if your parents wake up? 261 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:30,387 - They're away camping. On Oland. - Okay... 262 00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:34,349 Holy shit... 263 00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:38,304 - What would you like? - Whatever has the most alcohol in it. 264 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:41,436 - You planning on flying drunk? - Yes, I am. 265 00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:43,858 Video games! Awesome! 266 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:47,439 I've got a list of 1,000 things to do before I die. 267 00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:52,527 One is to get a word into the Swedish lexicon. 268 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:57,081 - It's kind of complicated. - So you got any words? 269 00:22:57,292 --> 00:23:01,707 "Café crush." It's when you're in a coffee shop, 270 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:07,463 and you spot a guy that you kind of think is hot or whatever... 271 00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:10,510 And you kind of start fantasizing about him. 272 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:14,010 I guess you get a crush on him, or whatever. 273 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:18,515 I've got quite a few more words, but none comes to mind right now. 274 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:21,017 It's all a bit dorky. 275 00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:29,814 It's an hour before I have to leave. 276 00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:32,695 I know what half of a movie we can watch. 277 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:36,154 - No way. - Come on, let's do it. 278 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:40,458 No way. One, it's half a movie. Two, we'll fall asleep. 279 00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:44,412 Come on. I don't fall asleep to movies, not even bad ones. 280 00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:50,001 - This one's got the best beginning. - Okay, fine. Bring it on. 281 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:27,038 - Where's my cell? - It's there somewhere. 282 00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:29,794 The alarm went off, so I turned it off. 283 00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:31,876 What are you, retarded? 284 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,637 Fuck! 285 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:58,619 Call a cab! 286 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,997 Say bye to dad and Linn. Okay, bye! 287 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:15,966 Panpipes - that's the stuff. World's oldest music. 288 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:21,517 It was the shepherds who came up with it, and started playing... 289 00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:28,100 They wanted to replicate the sound of the wind as they herded sheep. 290 00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:32,027 You bet. That's how it happened. 291 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:35,357 Oh, my... It's just great. 292 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:39,109 Keep the change! 293 00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:43,872 - Here you go. Good luck! - Thanks! 294 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:14,813 You can't reschedule after take-off. 295 00:26:15,031 --> 00:26:21,653 I'll die if I can't go. I've already paid three months' rent upfront. 296 00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:24,909 That was literally all my money. Please, please! 297 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:28,618 - Please, please, please! - Fine, I'll tell you what. 298 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:34,958 I'll put you on a waiting list. We'll call you if a seat becomes available. 299 00:26:35,176 --> 00:26:38,009 Thank you so much! Thank you, thank you! 300 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:46,056 I still get to be on the list, right? 301 00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:49,016 Mm-hm. 302 00:26:54,237 --> 00:26:56,649 I'm sorry. 303 00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:01,075 - I don't know what to say. - That's right, you don't. 304 00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:17,541 Thanks for the ride. And you - you I don't want to see ever again. 305 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,593 - Just so you know. - All right. 306 00:27:27,103 --> 00:27:29,185 Okay, all set. I'm coming. 307 00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:32,890 Watch out, expensive bike coming through. 308 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:36,943 - Watch it! Ow! - Fucking... crap bike. 309 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:42,195 It set me back 25,000 kronor, and I can't even get it out the door. 310 00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:47,996 - Who keeps their bike inside? - There are so many lowlifes out there. 311 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:52,577 Fucking pisses me off. Goddamn it! The paint job's all... 312 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,413 - That's hardly my fault. - Fucked. Huh? 313 00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:57,964 - Kristin speaking. - Hey, it's Daniel. 314 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:00,793 - Oh, hi... - Why are you whispering? 315 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:05,381 I've just boarded the plane. They asked us to turn off our phones. 316 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:10,845 So I'll be brief. Just wanted fo say, everybody loved your column. 317 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:14,773 Everyone on the staff thinks your piece is, um, tight. 318 00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:17,817 - Wait, is that right? Stoked. - Yes... 319 00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:20,817 We're stoked to hear about your adventures. 320 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:23,865 Because your writing is tight. 321 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:28,950 Keep it up when you get to New York. Take in your surroundings. 322 00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:32,123 Just "fasten your seat bells" and... talk soon. 323 00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:34,292 - Questions? - No, I... 324 00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:37,170 - Great, bye. - Bye... 325 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:24,924 Hi. I thought you never wanted to see me again. 326 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:29,883 I don't, but I had to return the scooter, so I had no choice. 327 00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:33,685 - Can we talk? - Sure, talk all you want. 328 00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:40,485 - Okay, I meant in private. - You'll have to come to the beach. 329 00:29:40,695 --> 00:29:43,608 - We're going swimming. - We're going swimming. 330 00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:05,542 - You're not coming in? - Um, no. 331 00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:10,222 The water's crazy cold and rancid. There's, like, dinosaur pee in it. 332 00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:15,348 - Besides, the airline might call. - They won't call the same day. 333 00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:18,976 Can you time me while I hold my breath under water? 334 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:21,149 Okay. Ready? 335 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:23,898 Ready... set... go! 336 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:29,408 Aren't going to say something? You owe me a summer in Central Park. 337 00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:32,452 This trip was my life. What should I do now? 338 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:36,783 - I don't know what I can do... - No, you don't. You have no idea. 339 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,743 - How long was I under? - 16.12 seconds. 340 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:41,874 - One more time. - No, Neo... 341 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,832 Ready... set... go! 342 00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:49,386 - Listen, I'm sorry. - "Sorry" won't get me to New York. 343 00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:53,682 - Just wait for the airline to call. - Yeah, but I can't go home. 344 00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:55,930 - Why not? - I just can't, okay? 345 00:30:56,145 --> 00:31:00,639 - How long was I under? - 14.12 seconds. You did great! 346 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:04,773 - No, I did worse than last time. - But you came really close. 347 00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:06,478 - Again! - No, enough. 348 00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:09,447 Ready... set... go! 349 00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:14,578 You'll have to make sure I can stay here for now. 350 00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:19,124 - Of course you can stay here. - What? So I can just stay here? 351 00:31:19,335 --> 00:31:24,171 But we're not best friends or anything. You keep to yourself. 352 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:27,170 This is just because you owe me an apology. 353 00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:30,093 - How long? - Sorry, I forgot to stop it! 354 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:32,262 Oh, no! 355 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:41,271 Neo, I'm so sorry. I really didn't mean to. I swear. 356 00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:44,224 Please, Neo. 357 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,231 Let it go and move on already! 358 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:49,654 - This is the kitchen. - It's nice. 359 00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:52,984 - Take whatever you want in the fridge. - Thanks. 360 00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:57,366 - This is the dining room. - What's the deal with all this? 361 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:03,665 The right amount of something ugly makes it pretty. 362 00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:07,957 Huh? Say what? 363 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:14,763 - This is the bathroom. - Okay... 364 00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:17,887 But... who did all this? 365 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:20,639 I did. 366 00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:25,064 Sick. 367 00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:29,645 I mean... Like, what the fuck? 368 00:32:29,864 --> 00:32:33,778 - It's nice, huh? - You've got a basement swimming pool? 369 00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:36,485 Make the most of it while you're here. 370 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:42,199 Yeah. But you better not push me in. I'll kill you if you do. Okay? 371 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:46,916 You can swim in the pool if the sea's so rancid. 372 00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:51,375 No, thanks. I bet you and your brother have had incest sex in it. 373 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:56,763 Or, like, your parents. 374 00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:04,434 Help! 375 00:33:09,278 --> 00:33:12,691 - I could have died! - You can stand in the water. 376 00:33:12,907 --> 00:33:16,821 So? People have drowned in puddles. 377 00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:28,749 You can stay in Neo's room. He can sleep in my room. 378 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:31,332 It's a bit gay. 379 00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:35,468 We need back-up. 380 00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:40,386 What's this room? I can stay in here. 381 00:33:40,601 --> 00:33:43,514 It's my parents' room, so you can't. 382 00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:46,188 I can stay in here till they get back. 383 00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:51,018 No, you can't. I'd feel weird about it. 384 00:33:51,237 --> 00:33:54,104 - How long have your parents...? - I said no. 385 00:33:54,323 --> 00:33:56,405 Okay, relax. 386 00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:07,417 Great... An attic. 387 00:34:07,628 --> 00:34:10,666 I guess you could go home. 388 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:16,048 No, it'll be fine. I'll just pretend it's my penthouse in New York. 389 00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:18,219 If that makes you happier... 390 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,926 If you'd been to New York, you'd get it. 391 00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:27,605 Yeah. But whatever. I'm going out for a run. 392 00:34:27,815 --> 00:34:33,401 What about me? You're just going to leave me all alone? 393 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:47,142 Why, hello... So you're awake? 394 00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:50,766 - Yes. You woke me up. - It's 11 a.m. 395 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,349 - Not in New York. - No, that's right. 396 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:56,310 - Wanna help? - No thanks. 397 00:35:56,529 --> 00:36:00,568 - I've got more important things to do. - Okie-doke. 398 00:36:18,092 --> 00:36:23,758 Basement. Penthouse. Small town. Big city. 399 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:26,965 Tragedy. Euphoria. 400 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:30,428 I love confrasts. Clear distinctions. 401 00:36:30,646 --> 00:36:33,013 Right... and wrong. 402 00:36:33,232 --> 00:36:35,439 Love... or hate. 403 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:41,772 I love how the skyscrapers soar like pines towards the blue sky. 404 00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:46,155 I'm really here. Breathing, thinking, living. 405 00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:49,453 New York. People swarm like ants. 406 00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:52,828 1 go up the elevator of Empire State Building. 407 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,832 It's not the only thing moving upwards now. 408 00:36:56,047 --> 00:37:00,712 It's the city that never sleeps. People living 24/7. 409 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:05,095 Thump, thump, thump. I can feel the throbbing pulse. 410 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:08,139 I feel the possibilities. I feel... 411 00:37:35,169 --> 00:37:37,456 Hi, Neo. 412 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:46,253 - Morning. - Hi. 413 00:37:49,642 --> 00:37:51,599 Was it yesterday that we...? 414 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:55,304 No, I missed my flight because you turned off my alarm. 415 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:58,641 Now I'm stuck here till they sort out my ticket. 416 00:37:58,859 --> 00:38:00,349 Cool, cool. 417 00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:07,236 I'm finally in the city that feels as fictitious as Duckburg. 418 00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:11,285 But in reality, it's more alive than anything else. 419 00:38:11,497 --> 00:38:15,286 I see all kinds of people. Hunky bartenders in East Village 420 00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:18,960 and midnight cowboys outside the movie theaters. 421 00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:22,459 I'm so ingenuous! 422 00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:26,088 - Ingenious. - What? 423 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,591 You mean "ingenious". 424 00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:31,889 - No, it's "ingenuous". - Ingenious. 425 00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:36,345 No, it's not. Ingenuity, ingenuous, ingenuousness... 426 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,899 Ingenious. 427 00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:44,353 Gustav, is it ingenious or ingenuous? 428 00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:47,360 No idea, I've never used that word. 429 00:38:57,251 --> 00:39:02,872 "Have you met Gustav?" "Who's that?" "The ingenious guy." 430 00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:05,047 You have one new message. 431 00:39:05,259 --> 00:39:11,722 Hello, Kristin! I just added you as a friend on the Facebook site. 432 00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:14,173 I've actually poked you repeatedly. 433 00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:16,976 You haven't reciprocated any of my pokes. 434 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,099 Is everything all right? 435 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:23,980 Your image would benefit greatly if you took a few pictures. 436 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:29,941 Some people have no imagination. Which is just so totally right. 437 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:33,819 That's exactly the kind of modern approach we take. 438 00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:36,826 I thought it would go great with your fist. 439 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:40,500 Voice mall, it's so tricky. There's no back and forth. 440 00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:43,874 You never know when fo stop talking. 441 00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:46,832 They're calling me on the other line here. 442 00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:51,045 Don't forget fo send pictures. Okay, bye. 443 00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:02,977 Andrea! Wow, it's so nice up here. 444 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:07,356 - You awake now? - Yes. And I need your help. 445 00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:11,405 - But... Come on, please! - No. 446 00:40:11,617 --> 00:40:13,779 - Please. - I don't know... 447 00:40:13,994 --> 00:40:15,905 Come on, it'll be fun. 448 00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:20,662 - No, I've got a ton of stuff to do. - You'll do them later. 449 00:40:20,876 --> 00:40:23,334 - Please. - No! 450 00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:27,915 I'll help you if you help me. Please, please, please... 451 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:31,252 No... I don't know. 452 00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:33,928 Yes, please. 453 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:39,054 Come on. 454 00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:45,306 I'll swat every fly in this place! 455 00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:48,939 Please, please, please! 456 00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:52,193 Okay. Fine. 457 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:58,404 - Okay... What do we do now? - Here, shoot me using Hipstamatic. 458 00:40:58,622 --> 00:41:03,412 There... It'll make it look like New York. Okay? 459 00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:08,872 - Ready? - Yes. 460 00:41:09,091 --> 00:41:11,583 Ready... set... go! 461 00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:22,935 604: USE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER IN A PUBLIC PLACE 462 00:41:42,374 --> 00:41:45,207 359: SHAVE A FUR COAT 463 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:03,058 - I can't run any faster! - Come on! 464 00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:04,852 Wait up! 465 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,984 - Take a pic! - Okay. 466 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:15,905 324: JUMP ON A MOVING TRAIN 467 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:26,370 "I rub my eyes and pinch myself - I'm really here." 468 00:42:26,585 --> 00:42:30,670 "I fear if I close my eyes it'll all be gone when I open them." 469 00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:34,840 "We're on rooftops, at coffee shops, and by an indoor pool." 470 00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:39,797 "But New York is no longer a dream. It splashes you with cold water." 471 00:42:40,015 --> 00:42:44,600 "The last thing I see at night is the Manhattan skyline from Brooklyn." 472 00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:48,806 - "Tomorrow it'll get real when I..." - What? Did I misspell it? 473 00:42:49,024 --> 00:42:52,517 It says you have an audition for a Tobey Maguire film. 474 00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:56,821 - What do you think, too much? - I mean... maybe a little. 475 00:42:57,032 --> 00:43:00,445 Fuck! She's calling me. 476 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:09,368 Hi, Linn! Yeah... 477 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:12,420 Give me ten minutes to get to a Starbucks. 478 00:43:12,631 --> 00:43:15,248 They're everywhere here. 479 00:43:15,467 --> 00:43:17,834 Bye. 480 00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:21,171 Is there a Starbucks around here? 481 00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:49,373 Hi, Kristin! Long time no talk. 482 00:43:49,543 --> 00:43:52,080 What's up? It seems pretty tight there. 483 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:56,790 It's so amazing. The city, the people - everything. 484 00:44:01,263 --> 00:44:05,382 - It's my friend Andrea. - Oh... Who's she? 485 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:09,686 Can I talk to her? Can you just turn the computer around? 486 00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:13,231 Um... they have a no-filming policy at Starbucks. 487 00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:16,935 She's just going to order, she'll be right with us. 488 00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:24,159 You can barely order a coffee without signing a bunch of papers. 489 00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:27,203 Wow... Is it like in the movies? 490 00:44:27,414 --> 00:44:33,456 Yes, it's exactly like the movies. I mean, you've seen the movies. 491 00:44:45,307 --> 00:44:47,344 Is it a long line, or...? 492 00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:50,768 Um, yeah... Kind of. Oh, here she is now! 493 00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:09,283 We'll have to talk more. There's not much going on here... 494 00:45:09,498 --> 00:45:11,990 Yeah, but there's lots going on here. 495 00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:15,952 I have to hang with Andrea now. I don't want to be rude. 496 00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:19,914 But say hi to Tennis-Dennis, and we'll talk. 497 00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:26,505 No... We're not dating anymore. 498 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,716 What? Oh my God, I'm so sorry. 499 00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:37,641 Maybe it was just as well. You deserve so much better. 500 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:42,070 - Thanks... - Okay, well, talk soon. Bye! 501 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:56,330 This is so awesome. I'm turning you into a French photography student. 502 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:59,754 - How original... - Yes, I'm very original. 503 00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:04,793 Aren't you afraid you'll fall and die? 504 00:46:05,012 --> 00:46:08,380 No. Why, are you afraid I will? 505 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:14,220 No, but it would be a shame if you slipped a little and just... 506 00:46:18,650 --> 00:46:22,393 - That's not the sound you make. - Sure it is. 507 00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:32,032 This is so nice. No more work. 508 00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:39,252 Bacon. One point. 509 00:46:42,508 --> 00:46:45,500 What are your plans in life? After I'm gone. 510 00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,882 - I dunno. - What do you want to become? 511 00:46:49,097 --> 00:46:52,340 I don't want to become anything in particular. 512 00:46:52,559 --> 00:46:57,099 - Be serious. - Not everyone wants to "become." 513 00:46:57,314 --> 00:46:59,305 Isn't it enough to just be? 514 00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:03,769 That is so pretentious. Like, what do you know? 515 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,362 Shut up! 516 00:47:13,747 --> 00:47:15,112 Cut it out! 517 00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:21,748 Cut it out with the voice. 518 00:47:21,964 --> 00:47:23,750 Oui, oui. 519 00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:29,885 Life is so simple for you. You have no problems. 520 00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:34,011 You just live and enjoy yourself - content, like a cow. 521 00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:38,595 - Maybe it seems simple, but... - What is it? 522 00:47:38,772 --> 00:47:40,729 Nothing. 523 00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:44,605 - Something's up. - No, it's nothing. 524 00:47:48,490 --> 00:47:52,028 - Andrea... - Can't sleep? 525 00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:57,785 There's a scary clown in the closet, and Piglet's still in there. 526 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,119 We'll have to burst the clown's balloons so he comes out. 527 00:48:21,481 --> 00:48:25,566 Kristin! They quoted you on the front page! 528 00:48:25,777 --> 00:48:27,563 Seriously? What's it say? 529 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:30,605 "New York is like a bitch slap in the face." 530 00:48:30,824 --> 00:48:33,316 Holy shit, I wrote that! 531 00:48:41,209 --> 00:48:45,794 "New York is like a bitch slap in the face." What does that even mean? 532 00:48:46,006 --> 00:48:48,748 That is like, totally unreal. 533 00:48:48,967 --> 00:48:52,050 She says that right after. 534 00:48:53,138 --> 00:48:55,971 So she's living in a penthouse? 535 00:48:56,183 --> 00:48:59,141 - Yes. - Wow. 536 00:48:59,353 --> 00:49:04,268 Sounds pretty tight. A penthouse, that's... 537 00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:09,853 Then she writes: "It's sad to think of the people I've disappointed." 538 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:14,566 - Maybe she's talking about you. - Get real. 539 00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:28,914 - I'll never make it. - Come on. Don't give up so easily. 540 00:49:29,132 --> 00:49:30,998 You came really close. 541 00:49:31,218 --> 00:49:33,425 520: MAKE A HOLE-IN-ONE 542 00:49:34,513 --> 00:49:39,758 - Oops... - We have to come up with something. 543 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,351 Almost. 544 00:49:54,032 --> 00:49:56,524 Next shot you'll get super lucky! 545 00:50:01,373 --> 00:50:03,364 Yes! 546 00:50:14,594 --> 00:50:20,340 Okay, here it goes... I can't swim. 547 00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:27,764 Does it bother you? I kind of understood that. 548 00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:32,068 But how come? I thought everybody learned to swim. 549 00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:34,486 I know, but 550 00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:40,193 I just hate to be seen as being bad at stuff, and the years just passed... 551 00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:43,370 It's just stupid. 552 00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:46,700 I can teach you how to swim. I taught Neo. 553 00:50:46,918 --> 00:50:49,876 Stop making fun of me. 554 00:50:50,088 --> 00:50:55,458 - No, I'm being serious. - You want to? For real? 555 00:50:55,677 --> 00:50:59,511 - You can use one of those floats. - I'm not twelve. 556 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:03,011 - Oh, come on... - What's the matter with you? 557 00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:05,342 - What do you mean? - What I mean? 558 00:51:05,562 --> 00:51:08,099 You left Neo waiting for you to get him. 559 00:51:08,356 --> 00:51:10,893 Oh, with his arms crossed like this? 560 00:51:11,109 --> 00:51:14,352 - It's not a joke. - I'm sorry. I lost track of time. 561 00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:19,737 You forgot you have a responsibility. I had to call in sick to get him. 562 00:51:19,951 --> 00:51:22,443 You know I can't risk my job like that. 563 00:51:22,662 --> 00:51:24,244 I know. 564 00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:28,161 Oh, great... 565 00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,752 What are you fighting about? 566 00:51:31,963 --> 00:51:36,082 Small, insignificant things. It's nothing. 567 00:51:36,301 --> 00:51:40,420 - Let's go read a story. - Yes! The Little Prince! 568 00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:47,055 - You need to chill out. - Stay out of it. 569 00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:52,106 What kind of parents run off to Oland leaving Andrea to handle everything? 570 00:51:52,317 --> 00:51:56,311 - What are you talking about? - Your incompetent parents. 571 00:51:56,530 --> 00:52:01,525 You are dumb. Our parents are dead, haven't you figured that out yet? 572 00:52:01,743 --> 00:52:06,158 Did you figure we live here by ourselves for the fun of it? 573 00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:28,016 - Are you going out for a run? - Yeah. 574 00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:31,516 - Wanna do something later? - No, I need to sleep. 575 00:52:31,731 --> 00:52:36,521 Then I've got lots of catching up to do. All right, see ya. 576 00:52:41,199 --> 00:52:46,035 - What are you doing? - Giving you a bitch hug. 577 00:52:48,748 --> 00:52:50,034 What does that mean? 578 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,992 It's like a bitch slap, but a hug instead. 579 00:52:53,211 --> 00:52:57,956 Almost instinctual, with minimal thought and maximal force. 580 00:52:59,050 --> 00:53:00,961 All right... 581 00:53:02,387 --> 00:53:04,344 Hey... 582 00:53:48,141 --> 00:53:50,382 Andrea? 583 00:53:52,771 --> 00:53:55,433 Andrea. 584 00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:07,025 - Can't I come in? - I'm going to sleep. 585 00:54:08,870 --> 00:54:12,363 - We can fall asleep to a movie. - No. 586 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:23,671 - Can't we just talk? - No, because I'm working tomorrow. 587 00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:29,964 Okay. 588 00:54:35,313 --> 00:54:37,975 Good night. 589 00:54:41,069 --> 00:54:43,106 Good night. 590 00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:59,331 - Can you to teach me to swim today? - No, I have work to do. 591 00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:03,710 - I'll help you if you help me. - No, it'll take too long. 592 00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:09,386 - What's the matter? - Nothing. I just don't have time. 593 00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:17,932 Morning... Morning. 594 00:55:26,531 --> 00:55:29,398 It's time for you and me to do some bonding. 595 00:55:29,617 --> 00:55:31,324 - Huh? - Come on. 596 00:55:31,536 --> 00:55:33,573 - What about my coffee? - Leave it. 597 00:55:33,788 --> 00:55:35,950 What are we doing? 598 00:55:39,669 --> 00:55:44,288 - This is just goddamned stupid. - You're being so negative. 599 00:55:44,507 --> 00:55:47,340 It's a myth, you can't roll over a cow. 600 00:55:47,552 --> 00:55:54,219 - Besides, these are wide awake bulls. - So? Same thing. Right? 601 00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:01,897 Come here! Stop! 602 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,335 711: PICNIC ON A HOOD 603 00:56:31,554 --> 00:56:33,545 So you were there, in the car? 604 00:56:33,765 --> 00:56:39,727 Yeah... In the back seat. We were coming back from camping. 605 00:56:40,939 --> 00:56:45,354 - Holy shit... - We don't really think about it. 606 00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:48,777 - Andrea dropped out of junior high. - She quit school? 607 00:56:48,988 --> 00:56:52,606 She couldn't stand the attention, feeling like a victim. 608 00:56:52,826 --> 00:56:55,864 I wish she'd been able to tell me. 609 00:57:02,669 --> 00:57:06,788 Isn't it a little kinky to eat a penis-shaped Popsicle? 610 00:57:07,048 --> 00:57:13,636 What's wrong with you? You ruined this whole moment we had going. 611 00:57:13,847 --> 00:57:17,181 - Let's go home. - What? No, I've gotta get to work. 612 00:57:17,392 --> 00:57:19,975 What about me? 613 00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:24,851 - What are you doing? - I'm hiding. 614 00:57:25,066 --> 00:57:29,526 - Okay... Cool, cool. - What am I supposed to do all night? 615 00:57:29,737 --> 00:57:32,820 Beats me. This wasn't my idea. 616 00:57:36,327 --> 00:57:38,694 See you in a few hours, then. 617 00:57:50,758 --> 00:57:52,795 How long is this going to take? 618 00:57:53,011 --> 00:57:58,848 It's the holiday season. Many people go to New York fo enjoy summer. 619 00:58:06,191 --> 00:58:08,899 - What the hell happened? - Um... Hide. 620 00:58:09,110 --> 00:58:11,067 - What? - Just hide. 621 00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:15,022 - What the hell... - Get down. 622 00:58:18,036 --> 00:58:22,325 - Thanks for giving me a ride. - Yeah, no problem. 623 00:58:28,046 --> 00:58:33,132 It's so hard to write something smart using just 140 characters. 624 00:58:33,301 --> 00:58:36,919 You'd have to be a genius to become famous on Twitter. 625 00:58:37,138 --> 00:58:39,254 - Right... - What's so funny? 626 00:58:39,474 --> 00:58:41,886 I just thought of something funny. 627 00:58:42,101 --> 00:58:46,641 - Did you hear what I said at all? - Yes, it's tough, it's hard. 628 00:58:46,814 --> 00:58:50,307 - Think about it. 140 characters. - Right, that's a lot. 629 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:54,316 - That's... not a lot. - Right, that's not very much at all. 630 00:58:55,698 --> 00:58:59,282 - This is you, right? - Yes. Thanks for the ride. 631 00:58:59,494 --> 00:59:02,361 - No problem. - See you around. 632 00:59:05,124 --> 00:59:07,832 Bye. 633 00:59:08,044 --> 00:59:10,661 You've got a real competitor there. 634 00:59:23,851 --> 00:59:26,388 Can you help me get out? My leg's asleep. 635 00:59:26,604 --> 00:59:28,515 Yeah, all right. 636 00:59:40,618 --> 00:59:46,364 Can't you come up with me to my room? I don't want to be alone. 637 01:01:06,954 --> 01:01:11,289 - Don't do anything stupid. - What are you doing here? 638 01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:14,619 - I got worried. - So you followed me? 639 01:01:14,837 --> 01:01:18,046 No. You have to tell me why you do this. 640 01:01:18,257 --> 01:01:22,672 - I don't have to do anything. - You're running away, just like me. 641 01:01:22,887 --> 01:01:25,128 It's not the same thing. 642 01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:30,259 It was all so much easier before I met you. 643 01:01:30,478 --> 01:01:33,846 It was easier for me, too, before I met you. 644 01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:37,228 But that doesn't mean it was better, does it? 645 01:01:37,443 --> 01:01:41,186 Please step away from the ledge, you're making me nervous. 646 01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:58,625 I'll just sit here in silence till you tell me why you run here every night. 647 01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:02,208 Maybe I just like the view. 648 01:02:09,267 --> 01:02:14,137 I like running at night, when everyone's asleep. 649 01:02:17,233 --> 01:02:19,270 Stop it! 650 01:02:21,946 --> 01:02:25,610 So you're not going to say anything? 651 01:02:30,496 --> 01:02:33,204 Why would I tell you? 652 01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:37,626 Because for the first time in my life I'm curious about someone. 653 01:02:37,837 --> 01:02:41,876 I want to know all about you. I want to tell you everything. 654 01:02:42,091 --> 01:02:45,880 - Stop being such a drama queen. - What do you want me to do? 655 01:02:46,095 --> 01:02:48,052 I've run half a marathon. 656 01:02:48,264 --> 01:02:52,599 I've tried asking you nicely and I've tried pissing you off. 657 01:02:52,810 --> 01:02:56,019 What will it take for you to tell me? 658 01:02:58,566 --> 01:03:00,648 They're dead. 659 01:03:04,864 --> 01:03:07,856 They died in a car accident two years ago. 660 01:03:08,075 --> 01:03:10,237 Is that why you dropped out? 661 01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:15,072 Yes. I couldn't stand people feeling sorry for me. 662 01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:19,910 They would say, "I know how you feel," but they don't. 663 01:03:21,005 --> 01:03:24,919 'Cause no one knows how anyone else feels. 664 01:03:25,176 --> 01:03:27,383 - No... - You happy now? 665 01:03:27,595 --> 01:03:34,012 - Now you too can feel sorry for me. - No. I won't. 666 01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:39,142 I don't know how it feels or anything like that. 667 01:03:39,357 --> 01:03:44,943 And no one needs to know. No one needs to know about me. 668 01:03:45,154 --> 01:03:47,145 Yes, they do. 669 01:03:47,365 --> 01:03:51,950 You're the best, and you owe it to the world to reveal yourself to it. 670 01:03:55,039 --> 01:03:58,077 And right now you're making me never want to go. 671 01:04:19,272 --> 01:04:22,105 - It's looking nice and warm. - No, it's not. 672 01:04:22,316 --> 01:04:24,273 Yes, come on. 673 01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:26,814 - I don't want to. - A little further. 674 01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:31,489 - I've changed my mind. - Kristin. A little bit further out. 675 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:34,068 It's super disgusting. 676 01:04:37,164 --> 01:04:40,077 - It feels great. - No, it doesn't. 677 01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:45,254 You don't know what great feels like if this feels great to you. 678 01:04:50,845 --> 01:04:53,212 You need to learn, it's now or never. 679 01:04:57,101 --> 01:05:00,344 - Take my hand, and we'll jump in. - You gay or what? 680 01:05:00,521 --> 01:05:04,310 - Wanna become a swimmer? - Yes. But not a lesbian. 681 01:05:04,525 --> 01:05:06,482 Relax. 682 01:05:09,739 --> 01:05:12,731 One, two... jump! 683 01:05:23,210 --> 01:05:24,621 705: LEARN TO SWIM 684 01:05:32,803 --> 01:05:34,134 That's great. 685 01:05:52,365 --> 01:05:56,780 It's so hard to coordinate arms... and legs. 686 01:05:56,994 --> 01:05:59,782 Come on! You're doing great! 687 01:06:00,873 --> 01:06:03,365 Stretch your legs, you're almost there. 688 01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:08,336 Just a little bit more. 689 01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:12,878 Stop being such a show-off, Neo! 690 01:06:13,094 --> 01:06:17,930 You've probably read about her adventures in her column 691 01:06:18,140 --> 01:06:25,012 about being a young Swedish girl living in New York. 692 01:06:25,231 --> 01:06:28,769 She's now with us live. Hi, Kristin. 693 01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:31,352 - Hi. - So, fell us... 694 01:06:34,031 --> 01:06:38,366 - My, my... Seems busy. - I'm walking among the skyscrapers. 695 01:06:38,577 --> 01:06:42,115 You have to keep your eyes open and take every chance. 696 01:06:42,373 --> 01:06:47,288 Yes, it's a different world. But you seem adjusted to your new life. 697 01:06:47,503 --> 01:06:53,294 Yes, I'm living here with this girl, Andrea. 698 01:06:53,509 --> 01:06:56,627 I don't know what I would have done without her. 699 01:06:56,846 --> 01:07:01,010 So you're not homesick? Not even foday, on Midsummer Night's Eve? 700 01:07:01,225 --> 01:07:04,968 What's herring and schnapps compared to Still and Snapple? 701 01:07:05,187 --> 01:07:06,848 Right, maybe not much. 702 01:07:07,064 --> 01:07:12,309 Thank you, Kristin, with us live from New York. Good luck! 703 01:07:12,570 --> 01:07:15,733 Thanks. Happy Midsummer fo everyone out there. 704 01:07:15,948 --> 01:07:21,034 I hope they are inspired fo do something with their lives. 705 01:07:21,245 --> 01:07:24,829 - You can read her column... - You were so awesome! 706 01:07:25,082 --> 01:07:27,949 You're so good at lying! We have to celebrate. 707 01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:31,202 Someone's having cuddle party. 708 01:07:31,422 --> 01:07:34,710 The herring's served. The guests will be here soon. 709 01:07:34,925 --> 01:07:37,633 - What do you mean? - My Midsummer party. 710 01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:40,883 - You're having a party? - Yes. It's a hat theme. 711 01:07:41,098 --> 01:07:44,090 - Quite a few people are coming. - What about me? 712 01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:49,146 Can't you guys stay up here, if I get you a little wine? 713 01:07:49,356 --> 01:07:51,893 Cool, cool. Coming! 714 01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:56,523 Great... I might as well drop dead right now. 715 01:07:56,739 --> 01:08:00,448 It'll be fine. We're in New York, remember? 716 01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:17,882 What else? 717 01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:21,052 I've been focusing more on hating stuff. 718 01:08:21,263 --> 01:08:26,224 Like kids, swimming... and Linn. 719 01:08:26,435 --> 01:08:29,723 But how did it get like that between you guys? 720 01:08:31,148 --> 01:08:33,105 I don't know. 721 01:08:33,317 --> 01:08:38,107 We've just always competed with each other for friends, guys... 722 01:08:38,322 --> 01:08:40,859 Is it hard for you, or...? 723 01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:46,863 Not really. I just don't think about it. 724 01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:59,299 Don't... Oh my God, you're so cheap. 725 01:09:00,803 --> 01:09:03,966 Just because you've got your own mansion. 726 01:09:04,181 --> 01:09:06,593 I just graduated high school. 727 01:09:06,809 --> 01:09:09,517 No, don't... 728 01:09:11,647 --> 01:09:13,604 All empty. 729 01:09:18,612 --> 01:09:21,229 Hi! How's everything going? 730 01:09:21,448 --> 01:09:23,815 - Fantastically. - Cool, cool. 731 01:09:26,996 --> 01:09:29,454 - Hi... - Hi. 732 01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:32,828 I just saw Linn! 733 01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:35,334 - What's she doing here? - I don't know. 734 01:09:40,301 --> 01:09:42,884 Fuck, all my friends are here. 735 01:09:43,095 --> 01:09:45,006 Don't worry, it's cool. 736 01:09:45,222 --> 01:09:48,055 - What are we gonna do? - Come with me. 737 01:10:23,469 --> 01:10:26,382 - Holy shit... - Come on! 738 01:10:52,456 --> 01:10:55,699 I'm so relieved I'm not at that party. 739 01:10:55,918 --> 01:11:02,881 Being with a bunch of people you don't even like. I'm so sick of it. 740 01:11:07,137 --> 01:11:10,550 - You're so disgustingly innocent. - Cut it out. 741 01:11:10,766 --> 01:11:14,430 - Just because I don't sleep around. - What are you doing? 742 01:11:14,645 --> 01:11:16,932 What? That's something you'd say. 743 01:11:17,147 --> 01:11:19,935 Yes. But don't you become like me. 744 01:11:21,151 --> 01:11:24,234 Like Kristin or like Kristin? 745 01:11:25,322 --> 01:11:28,110 I just wanted people to like me. 746 01:11:28,325 --> 01:11:33,661 But what if Linn's right? What if I don't have what it takes to make it? 747 01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:40,168 Everyone will see right through me. 748 01:11:40,379 --> 01:11:43,542 It's a good thing if people can see through you. 749 01:11:43,757 --> 01:11:46,670 Then they'll see how great you are. 750 01:11:55,936 --> 01:11:58,428 - Fuck, they're coming here! - Sit down! 751 01:11:58,647 --> 01:12:00,854 - They can't see me! - It'll be fine. 752 01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:03,270 No, it won't be! 753 01:12:04,445 --> 01:12:07,654 - Yes, you're with me. - Last one in is a dumb-ass! 754 01:12:10,409 --> 01:12:12,400 - Sit down. - Kristin? 755 01:12:14,913 --> 01:12:17,951 - What the hell's going on? - No, don't! 756 01:12:19,251 --> 01:12:21,458 No! What the hell are you doing? 757 01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:27,169 - She can't swim! - Yes, she can! 758 01:12:27,384 --> 01:12:30,046 Kristin! 759 01:12:32,848 --> 01:12:35,055 - Kristin! - Kristin! 760 01:12:39,271 --> 01:12:41,012 Does anyone have a phone? 761 01:13:33,325 --> 01:13:37,694 - What do you think you're doing? - I thought I'd ride along. 762 01:13:38,789 --> 01:13:43,784 It's relatives only. Don't you think you've done enough? 763 01:13:45,671 --> 01:13:50,211 And you people... You all owe me 500 bones each. 764 01:14:14,825 --> 01:14:18,159 - Hear about Kristin? - She was never in New York. 765 01:14:18,370 --> 01:14:20,987 - You heard? - I know. It's insane. 766 01:14:21,206 --> 01:14:23,948 I don't know what to say. It's insane. 767 01:14:24,168 --> 01:14:27,251 She's like hiding in a house in the woods. Here! 768 01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:31,457 - She's never really been there. - That's such a bitch move. 769 01:14:31,675 --> 01:14:35,043 - What did she live off? - So fucking sad. 770 01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:37,466 - So disgusting. - At that party... 771 01:14:37,681 --> 01:14:43,893 - She just jumped into the water. - She wanted to die. Too embarrassed. 772 01:14:44,104 --> 01:14:46,186 NEW YORK TRIP WAS A HOAX 773 01:14:46,398 --> 01:14:48,355 LINN SPEAKS OUT 774 01:14:48,567 --> 01:14:51,605 She's pretty brave, at least. 775 01:14:54,239 --> 01:14:59,109 - Hi, honey. - Hi... You gave us a real scare. 776 01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:01,660 Have you slept at all? 777 01:15:01,872 --> 01:15:05,365 - It's Rickard. - I think he looks really good. 778 01:15:07,211 --> 01:15:10,374 Daddy is going to make you some chili. 779 01:15:10,589 --> 01:15:15,629 It's looking good, so we're going to send you home tomorrow. 780 01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:19,470 - Bye, Kristin. - Bye. 781 01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:31,103 This is completely outrageous. 782 01:15:31,318 --> 01:15:35,812 A snotty kid gets in over her head, lying to a whole town of people. 783 01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:43,495 It's bigger than Lewinsky, Woods, and King Carl fucking Gustaf combined. 784 01:15:43,705 --> 01:15:48,165 - You realize what this means? - I'm so sorry. I really, really am. 785 01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:54,669 Why are you sorry? Since we outed it, our numbers are through the roof. 786 01:15:54,883 --> 01:15:56,999 Our sales are like a Boeing 747. 787 01:15:58,470 --> 01:16:01,212 Everyone wants to read about your failure. 788 01:16:01,431 --> 01:16:03,798 - But... - It's time we found out 789 01:16:03,976 --> 01:16:07,685 who this Kristin really is. 790 01:16:07,854 --> 01:16:12,018 - But... - No buts! What did I say about that? 791 01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:17,195 Here's what you'll do. In your next column you'll come clean about lying. 792 01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:20,944 Then, you go. It'll be great. 793 01:16:21,159 --> 01:16:23,821 - Go where? - To New York, where else? 794 01:16:24,037 --> 01:16:26,995 I've booked your ticket, you're all set. 795 01:16:27,207 --> 01:16:31,121 Write up your column, Kristin. Give us your story. 796 01:16:31,336 --> 01:16:34,454 It's going to be a hit. 797 01:16:52,024 --> 01:16:56,143 Hi, it's Kristin Wester. I'm in New York right now 798 01:16:56,361 --> 01:16:58,819 but you can reach me via email or sms. 799 01:16:59,031 --> 01:17:01,443 Hi, it's me. 800 01:17:01,658 --> 01:17:04,776 Give me a call when you're feeling better, okay? 801 01:17:04,995 --> 01:17:07,828 Bye. 802 01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:15,082 Look at that. Overtaking me right before the traffic light. 803 01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:18,665 You only see Volvo drivers doing that. 804 01:17:18,884 --> 01:17:23,378 So, what now? Are you back together with Arthur? 805 01:17:23,597 --> 01:17:25,554 Dunno. 806 01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:29,009 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 807 01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:34,226 I won't say anything, it's better. 808 01:18:19,569 --> 01:18:23,733 Hi... I've got a little surprise for you. 809 01:18:23,949 --> 01:18:28,489 What surprise? And why are you dressed like Marilyn Monroe? 810 01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:31,571 - Come in. - What is it? 811 01:18:31,790 --> 01:18:37,877 If I tell you, it won't be a surprise. One... two... three... 812 01:18:38,088 --> 01:18:40,329 Surprise! 813 01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:44,793 The money from the bet paid for your homecoming/goodbye party. 814 01:18:45,011 --> 01:18:49,300 - Pretty cool, huh? It's New York. - Hi... 815 01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:52,053 - Nice to see you. - What is it? 816 01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:55,682 - Hi, Kristin... - Hi. 817 01:18:55,897 --> 01:18:58,764 - Thanks. - A Manhattan? 818 01:18:58,942 --> 01:19:01,104 - No. - Relax. Have fun. 819 01:19:01,319 --> 01:19:03,606 - What do you mean? - It's a party. 820 01:19:03,822 --> 01:19:06,655 So party. You could at least enjoy yourself. 821 01:19:06,867 --> 01:19:10,656 - Hi, Kristin. - I don't feel like enjoying myself. 822 01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:14,455 Should your failure be the last thing people remember? 823 01:19:14,666 --> 01:19:17,249 Hi... 824 01:19:19,212 --> 01:19:21,169 Go on, take it. 825 01:19:26,553 --> 01:19:29,796 - Here's to Kristin. - Cheers! 826 01:19:30,015 --> 01:19:33,553 - I don't have a costume. - Yes, you do. 827 01:19:41,026 --> 01:19:44,269 He can be the sweetest guy if he really wants to. 828 01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:50,404 But then he acts completely different, and I'm like, what are you doing? 829 01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:54,408 So then this morning... 830 01:20:06,384 --> 01:20:10,173 - Spider-Man... - It's actually me. 831 01:20:10,388 --> 01:20:14,097 Oh, my God, hi! Wow, how are you? 832 01:20:14,309 --> 01:20:17,347 It all happened so fast with us. 833 01:20:17,562 --> 01:20:21,931 What do you mean, "us"? There was never an "us." 834 01:20:22,150 --> 01:20:26,895 - You're way too good for me. Right? - Yeah, I know... 835 01:20:27,113 --> 01:20:31,232 So Arthur... Throw yourself out among the skyscrapers... 836 01:20:31,451 --> 01:20:36,992 - Don't joke around about this. - Arthur... It ls a joke. 837 01:20:51,721 --> 01:20:56,761 - Hey... Are you okay? You sad? - Yeah... 838 01:20:56,977 --> 01:20:59,264 This was always going to happen. 839 01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:02,346 Why are you so logical about everything? 840 01:21:02,566 --> 01:21:07,686 This is all your fault. You had to throw your stupid party. 841 01:21:07,904 --> 01:21:09,986 - You'll get over it. - No. 842 01:21:10,198 --> 01:21:13,065 Maybe it'll pass, but I'll never get over it. 843 01:22:03,752 --> 01:22:06,369 - You seen Kristin? - The Ninja Turtle. 844 01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:09,046 - Huh? - She's over there. 845 01:22:21,269 --> 01:22:23,556 - Hi. - Hi, are you here? 846 01:22:23,772 --> 01:22:26,309 I heard you were having a goodbye party. 847 01:22:26,524 --> 01:22:30,563 Yeah, I got a new ticket, so I had to do something. 848 01:22:30,779 --> 01:22:32,861 - Come on! - I'm coming. 849 01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:36,816 - Where have you been lately? - I just haven't had time. 850 01:22:37,035 --> 01:22:40,903 Here. Have a drink. 851 01:22:41,122 --> 01:22:43,864 - What are you doing? - What do you mean? 852 01:22:44,084 --> 01:22:46,997 - I don't recognize you. - It's a costume party. 853 01:22:47,212 --> 01:22:49,874 It's kind of the point. 854 01:22:50,090 --> 01:22:53,754 - You're an idiot. - No... I'm a Ninja Turtle. 855 01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:58,258 - I thought you were better than this. - Yeah, well... Okay. 856 01:22:58,473 --> 01:23:02,592 A drink? Can't you just enjoy yourself? 857 01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:05,473 - What do you mean? - You're young. 858 01:23:05,689 --> 01:23:08,898 You don't have to fee/ so goddamned much. 859 01:23:09,150 --> 01:23:13,018 - Let go a little... - You have no idea what I'm feeling. 860 01:23:13,238 --> 01:23:16,822 No. Because I don't know you, and you don't know me. 861 01:23:17,033 --> 01:23:22,574 No one knows how anyone else feels. Isn't that what you said? Cheers. 862 01:23:26,751 --> 01:23:30,289 Sure. It's good to see you live a little. 863 01:23:30,505 --> 01:23:33,338 Since you haven't lived all summer, right? 864 01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:41,607 - Hil. - Hi. What are you supposed to be? 865 01:24:41,868 --> 01:24:44,360 - Kristin. - Nice. 866 01:24:44,579 --> 01:24:48,243 - Thanks. You okay? - Yes. 867 01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:51,667 Come on, you look so sad. You're Spider-Man. 868 01:24:51,878 --> 01:24:54,711 You can't look all sad if you're Spider-Man. 869 01:24:55,799 --> 01:24:59,087 - You're supposed to save the world. - Yeah, okay. 870 01:25:01,429 --> 01:25:05,514 - Come on. - Yeah, sure... Or, I mean... 871 01:25:23,326 --> 01:25:27,786 - Can't we go back to my place? - No, it has to be here and now. 872 01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:36,082 - Got a condom? - In my jacket. 873 01:25:36,297 --> 01:25:38,254 Fuck it. 874 01:25:40,927 --> 01:25:45,467 Andrea? Andrea! 875 01:25:45,682 --> 01:25:47,764 Hang on. Wasn't that Kristin? 876 01:25:47,976 --> 01:25:51,094 - You want to do it, or what? - Fuck it. 877 01:25:57,902 --> 01:25:59,859 Andrea! 878 01:26:15,545 --> 01:26:17,661 - No... - Yes. 879 01:26:17,839 --> 01:26:20,080 - Stop it. - What, you don't want to? 880 01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:22,587 Of course I don't fucking want to! 881 01:26:25,763 --> 01:26:28,801 Andrea! Andrea, wait up! 882 01:26:36,482 --> 01:26:39,520 Andrea! 883 01:26:39,694 --> 01:26:41,731 Andrea, wait up, please! 884 01:26:41,946 --> 01:26:44,028 Andrea! 885 01:26:45,116 --> 01:26:47,153 What do you want? 886 01:26:48,828 --> 01:26:50,990 I want lots of things. 887 01:26:51,164 --> 01:26:55,032 What do you want from me? What do you want me to do? 888 01:26:56,294 --> 01:26:58,251 - I don't know. - Great, then. 889 01:26:58,463 --> 01:27:00,750 - Andrea... - What? 890 01:27:03,551 --> 01:27:06,839 - I'm sorry. - For what? 891 01:27:07,055 --> 01:27:11,390 - For being me. - But this isn't you. 892 01:27:12,602 --> 01:27:14,764 Maybe you just don't know me. 893 01:27:14,979 --> 01:27:17,016 You were you, in New York. 894 01:27:17,190 --> 01:27:20,103 Stop calling it New York. 895 01:27:20,318 --> 01:27:22,980 So it didn't mean anything? 896 01:27:44,884 --> 01:27:47,967 Andrea, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. 897 01:27:51,140 --> 01:27:53,051 Andrea! 898 01:28:17,208 --> 01:28:21,202 I don't know who [ am. But I know who I'm not. 899 01:28:21,421 --> 01:28:23,913 I'm not this. 900 01:28:25,091 --> 01:28:27,708 I don't want fo play this game anymore. 901 01:28:27,927 --> 01:28:32,717 But how do you it, then? If you just want to be yourself? 902 01:28:32,932 --> 01:28:36,800 I'm not sure about anything anymore, but I know one thing. 903 01:28:37,020 --> 01:28:41,810 The person you think I am, that's not me. 904 01:28:42,025 --> 01:28:47,395 No one knows me, except for you. You're my best friend. 905 01:28:47,613 --> 01:28:50,901 Because when I'm with you, you make me like myself. 906 01:28:51,117 --> 01:28:53,074 I'm not doing this anymore. 907 01:28:53,286 --> 01:28:55,869 I'm not going to listen to everyone else. 908 01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:59,869 I'm not going to take on any more responsibility. I can't. 909 01:29:00,084 --> 01:29:03,497 I'm too young. There are so many things I don't know. 910 01:29:03,713 --> 01:29:05,920 So many things I haven't felt. 911 01:29:06,132 --> 01:29:09,466 So many things I want to do... That I should do. 912 01:29:09,677 --> 01:29:15,013 Lots of mistakes. I should make more mistakes. 913 01:29:15,224 --> 01:29:18,808 There was no Centiral Park, no yellow taxi cabs. 914 01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:22,138 And the skyscrapers were just ugly pine trees. 915 01:29:22,398 --> 01:29:25,561 But everything I wrote from there was real. 916 01:29:25,777 --> 01:29:32,114 You and me, we were New York. And now I'm left alone. 917 01:29:33,993 --> 01:29:37,577 I'm starting high school in the fall. 918 01:29:37,789 --> 01:29:41,703 Or taking an evening class, or whatever 919 01:29:41,918 --> 01:29:45,081 I have to do something. 920 01:29:45,338 --> 01:29:49,457 Let's go home. What do you say? 921 01:29:50,551 --> 01:29:52,883 I am doing it. 922 01:29:53,096 --> 01:29:57,260 And you have to listen to me, because you're all I've got now. 923 01:29:59,143 --> 01:30:02,306 Yeah... Come here. 924 01:30:12,865 --> 01:30:14,981 It's going to be all right. 925 01:31:06,669 --> 01:31:11,038 You're sitting there, thinking you've understood it all. Right? 926 01:31:11,257 --> 01:31:14,921 As if you knew me. But you don't. 927 01:31:15,136 --> 01:31:18,879 Because no one - no one - knows how anyone else feels. 928 01:31:19,098 --> 01:31:21,556 We can never know. 929 01:31:21,767 --> 01:31:25,977 But we can show that we care, and I didn't. 930 01:31:26,189 --> 01:31:31,434 It's irrelevant that I never went fo New York. The column wasn't the lie. 931 01:31:31,652 --> 01:31:34,940 It's everything before it. And now I've lied fo you. 932 01:31:35,156 --> 01:31:37,648 You, who were everything but all that. 933 01:31:55,760 --> 01:32:01,722 I guess it wouldn't be completely impossible to do, maybe. 934 01:32:36,384 --> 01:32:39,297 - I don't want to see you. - Wait, please... 935 01:32:40,596 --> 01:32:43,338 Don't close the door. 936 01:32:43,558 --> 01:32:48,303 - Can't you just leave? - I won't say anything. 937 01:32:48,521 --> 01:32:51,684 I just want you to open this present. 938 01:33:36,360 --> 01:33:38,317 I love you. 939 01:34:03,929 --> 01:34:05,966 When did you measure it? 940 01:34:06,182 --> 01:34:08,549 When I was bored once. 941 01:34:11,687 --> 01:34:14,019 This doesn't change anything. 942 01:34:15,107 --> 01:34:17,394 I know. 943 01:34:17,610 --> 01:34:20,022 But it's nice. 944 01:34:22,239 --> 01:34:25,777 - Here, take it. It's yours. - But I... 945 01:34:25,993 --> 01:34:29,486 No buts. I don't need it anymore. 946 01:34:30,665 --> 01:34:33,407 It's all in there. 947 01:34:37,838 --> 01:34:42,173 - I want to stay. - No, you don't. 948 01:34:42,385 --> 01:34:47,300 Yes, I do. I don't want to go to New York. 949 01:34:48,516 --> 01:34:51,599 It feels so pointless now. 950 01:34:52,770 --> 01:34:55,888 It seems like you haven't thought this through. 951 01:34:56,107 --> 01:35:00,021 I haven't. But I've felt it through. 952 01:35:01,237 --> 01:35:05,026 - That is so pretentious. - Shut up... 953 01:35:06,951 --> 01:35:11,661 Hey... You really have to go. 954 01:35:11,872 --> 01:35:16,457 - You've wanted this since forever. - I know, but... 955 01:35:16,669 --> 01:35:19,912 - No buts. - Oh, no? 956 01:35:20,131 --> 01:35:23,669 We both know you'll regret it if you don't go. 957 01:35:23,843 --> 01:35:27,256 Why don't we finish watching that movie? 958 01:35:27,471 --> 01:35:29,428 Yeah. 959 01:36:36,874 --> 01:36:38,785 Nysater, please. 960 01:36:48,552 --> 01:36:52,295 Did you have a pleasant journey? 961 01:36:56,352 --> 01:36:58,719 Very. 962 01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:13,491 ! have a list. A book with a thousand things that I want fo do. 963 01:37:13,702 --> 01:37:16,535 But none of that matters anymore. 964 01:37:16,747 --> 01:37:19,239 Because there's two sides to everything. 965 01:37:19,458 --> 01:37:22,996 What's visible on the outside, and what's inside. 966 01:37:23,212 --> 01:37:25,749 If you just listen. 967 01:37:25,965 --> 01:37:28,206 I hate myself, 968 01:37:28,425 --> 01:37:30,382 and I love myself. 969 01:37:30,594 --> 01:37:34,553 Subtitling by Mario Bernengo TC: Subtitling