1 00:01:56,175 --> 00:02:01,153 'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest girls in nasty situations.' 2 00:02:17,990 --> 00:02:22,545 ♪ I have a dream 3 00:02:22,670 --> 00:02:26,931 ♪ A song to sing 4 00:02:27,990 --> 00:02:34,584 ♪ To help me cope with anything 5 00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:44,534 ♪ And my destination makes it worthwhile 6 00:02:45,390 --> 00:02:49,389 ♪ Pushing through the darkness 7 00:02:50,190 --> 00:02:54,189 ♪ Still another mile 8 00:02:55,270 --> 00:02:59,269 ♪ I believe in angels 9 00:02:59,790 --> 00:03:04,183 ♪ Something good in everything I see 10 00:03:05,150 --> 00:03:08,989 ♪ I believe in angels 11 00:03:08,990 --> 00:03:12,989 ♪ When I know the time is right for me 12 00:03:13,270 --> 00:03:17,269 ♪ I'll cross the stream 13 00:03:17,390 --> 00:03:21,389 ♪ I have a dream 14 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:34,109 ♪ I have a dream... ♪ 15 00:03:37,108 --> 00:03:39,384 'Let's play Botherguts!' 16 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,519 'Hey, come on! 17 00:04:11,644 --> 00:04:14,528 'Three, two, one! 18 00:04:14,845 --> 00:04:19,029 'Go! Whoo-hoo! 19 00:04:21,510 --> 00:04:23,142 'Chuck her a bun! 20 00:04:27,390 --> 00:04:30,749 'Not hungry?! That's a first, hey?! 21 00:04:31,922 --> 00:04:33,228 'Come on! 22 00:04:40,184 --> 00:04:41,489 'That'd hurt! 23 00:04:43,510 --> 00:04:47,509 Brilliant! 24 00:04:59,532 --> 00:05:01,587 Ah, fucking brilliant, that! 25 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:39,389 Um, that one does that sometimes. Hang on. 26 00:05:40,562 --> 00:05:43,389 There's a little knob in here somewhere. 27 00:05:45,664 --> 00:05:47,778 Almost the only real thing in there, 28 00:05:47,794 --> 00:05:50,049 and even that's grown in a Petri dish. 29 00:05:51,265 --> 00:05:52,571 Thank you. 30 00:06:32,110 --> 00:06:36,109 'Hmm. Oh, ah. 31 00:06:36,790 --> 00:06:38,907 'Hmm. Licking my pussy.' 32 00:06:40,074 --> 00:06:42,150 Oh, for Christ's sake! 33 00:06:42,914 --> 00:06:45,949 Way to mood-kill, blubbernaut! Cheers for the reflection! 34 00:06:45,950 --> 00:06:48,766 One minute I'm in slitsville, the next there's a haunted pig 35 00:06:48,779 --> 00:06:52,219 gawping at me. They may as well have cut to a war crime! 36 00:06:53,673 --> 00:06:54,982 Oi! 37 00:06:59,246 --> 00:07:00,549 You missed a bit. 38 00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:04,419 Pie ape! 39 00:07:08,150 --> 00:07:09,460 You see that? 40 00:07:09,790 --> 00:07:11,333 Fucking pie ape! 41 00:07:20,134 --> 00:07:22,949 He'll be in lemon and all before long! 42 00:07:50,030 --> 00:07:51,429 'Selma Telse.' 43 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:53,349 ♪ Destination! ♪ 44 00:07:53,350 --> 00:07:55,107 'Howie Mandelbrot.' 45 00:07:56,332 --> 00:07:57,732 'Toy Soldiers' 46 00:08:03,141 --> 00:08:07,605 'Each headlines their own content on one of your eight daylight streams. 47 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:11,503 'But they started here, like you. 48 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:15,071 'Putting their back into giving back for a brighter now. 49 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:21,423 'Each paying their dues like you, hoping to become a hot shot.' 50 00:08:22,350 --> 00:08:26,349 ♪ Pushing through the darkness. 51 00:08:26,630 --> 00:08:30,549 ♪ Still another mile. ♪ 52 00:08:30,550 --> 00:08:31,958 'That wasn't good... 53 00:08:33,949 --> 00:08:37,804 '..that was beyond incredible!' 54 00:08:38,030 --> 00:08:41,505 ♪ I believe in angels... ♪ 55 00:08:42,168 --> 00:08:45,825 'You decide the victors, you control their fates, 56 00:08:46,124 --> 00:08:49,307 'you make the call on Hot Shots. 57 00:08:49,670 --> 00:08:52,669 ♪ I believe in angels 58 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:56,669 ♪ When I know the time is right for me... ♪ 59 00:09:06,343 --> 00:09:11,702 'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest girls in the nastiest situations. 60 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,149 'So let's view it.' 61 00:09:14,150 --> 00:09:16,789 'Resume viewing. 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Resume viewing. 66 00:09:25,590 --> 00:09:27,829 'Resume viewing.' 67 00:09:32,630 --> 00:09:35,097 'You are going to see it all.' 68 00:09:35,517 --> 00:09:38,402 'Exclusively on Wraith Babes XL. 69 00:09:41,390 --> 00:09:44,625 'Hey, what else were you planning to do with that hand?' 70 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,189 'You lick my pussy, baby. 71 00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:47,949 'Oh, I turn you on! 72 00:09:47,950 --> 00:09:49,271 'Oh!' 73 00:09:52,910 --> 00:09:54,389 'Hi, I'm Roxy, hello. 74 00:09:54,390 --> 00:09:55,873 'Hi, I'm Evie.' 75 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:17,949 Didn't let him sign in. 76 00:11:17,950 --> 00:11:20,238 Told him to report to 22 down. 77 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:22,056 Told ya! 78 00:11:22,721 --> 00:11:25,233 He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck! 79 00:12:03,231 --> 00:12:04,550 What do you think? 80 00:12:08,150 --> 00:12:09,587 It's a bit much. 81 00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:12,619 Yeah. 82 00:12:20,968 --> 00:12:24,039 'Best thing about my new lifestyle? Um, where do I start? 83 00:12:24,731 --> 00:12:28,238 'I love choosing my own clothes and I love gold. 84 00:12:28,872 --> 00:12:31,583 'I feel like it really expresses who I really am 85 00:12:32,154 --> 00:12:34,469 'and I love looking over outside. 86 00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:37,909 'It's so beautiful sometimes, I just wish that everyone could see it.' 87 00:12:38,034 --> 00:12:39,744 Oh, nice outfit 88 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:43,029 Suits you. 89 00:12:44,836 --> 00:12:48,579 'Well, honesty is ruthless so I suppose it's just honesty... 90 00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:50,711 'ruthless honesty.' 91 00:12:55,737 --> 00:12:57,677 ♪ You can blame me 92 00:12:59,150 --> 00:13:00,939 ♪ Try to shame me 93 00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:06,269 ♪ Still long to have you 94 00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:12,767 ♪ The world may think I'm foolish 95 00:13:13,674 --> 00:13:16,187 ♪ They can't see you 96 00:13:17,431 --> 00:13:19,246 ♪ Like I can 97 00:13:20,264 --> 00:13:22,950 ♪ Oh, but anyone 98 00:13:24,397 --> 00:13:26,374 ♪ Who knows what love is 99 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:31,515 ♪ Will understand 100 00:14:07,731 --> 00:14:09,261 Drying my hands. 101 00:14:10,928 --> 00:14:12,234 Impressive. 102 00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:21,189 Have fun... 103 00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:22,797 I mean, on the... 104 00:14:26,772 --> 00:14:28,389 'Hey, regular user! 105 00:14:28,514 --> 00:14:33,557 'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest girls in the nastiest situation. 106 00:14:33,682 --> 00:14:35,005 'Select view... ' 107 00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:52,998 Dick. 108 00:16:12,829 --> 00:16:15,217 Detritus. Sorry. 109 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,903 ♪ Who knows what love is? 110 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,599 ♪ We'll understand 111 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:59,319 ♪ To do... 112 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,386 ♪ Any more 113 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,956 ♪ Who knows what love is? 114 00:17:18,117 --> 00:17:20,816 ♪ We'll understand. ♪ 115 00:17:30,374 --> 00:17:31,555 Come on! 116 00:17:31,556 --> 00:17:33,199 Wait. There's a knack to it. 117 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,617 - You'll take your fingers off. - Trust me. 118 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,669 Smart. 119 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:45,983 Bing Madsen. 120 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,879 Short for Bingham. 121 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:49,928 Abi Carner. 122 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,559 Short for Abi Carner. 123 00:17:53,418 --> 00:17:55,731 You're a new person. I've not seen you. 124 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,883 I just went 21 last week. 125 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,300 I wanted to go to Airdale My sister's there, but... 126 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,801 It's full, apparently. 127 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,714 Proper fruit. It was worth the risk. 128 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,850 The most natural thing in there's probably grown in a Petri dish. 129 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,746 Yeah. 130 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,675 Quite good, though. 131 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,439 Yeah. That's the right way round. 132 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:23,319 When you get the cheap one, you end up having to pedal it off. 133 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,599 Then you want more sugar. Then you're playing catch-up and I've... 134 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,488 I've been there. It's a vicious circle. 135 00:18:31,947 --> 00:18:33,875 Can't you just use that CPT app? 136 00:18:33,885 --> 00:18:35,203 What's that? 137 00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:37,799 This cognitive behavioural thing. 138 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,490 It realigns your thinking to pick healthy food. 139 00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:43,334 Whispers you into it while you sleep. 140 00:18:45,479 --> 00:18:47,531 Yeah, I should try that, yeah. 141 00:18:54,329 --> 00:18:56,219 I liked your singing the other day. 142 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,506 I was trying to sing so no-one could hear me pee. 143 00:19:02,836 --> 00:19:04,359 I'm not Selma or anything. 144 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:08,359 You've got a phenomenal voice. It was the most beautiful song... 145 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,432 Y... You think I'm being cheesy? 146 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,577 All right, I am being cheesy. 147 00:19:18,602 --> 00:19:20,877 But it was beautiful, so, you know... 148 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:26,001 Reality's cheesy sometimes. Not often, admittedly, but... 149 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,230 Now. 150 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,814 Yeah... 151 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,149 Well, thank you. 152 00:19:43,434 --> 00:19:45,063 It's just noises, though. 153 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:47,351 Noises in the right order. 154 00:19:47,376 --> 00:19:48,799 Don't downplay... you're good. 155 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,253 The song's good. It's old. 156 00:19:53,646 --> 00:19:57,228 My mum used to sing it and she learnt it from her mum. 157 00:19:58,119 --> 00:19:59,424 A hand-me-down. 158 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,663 You thought of trying out for Hot Shot? 159 00:20:04,911 --> 00:20:07,660 Me? 160 00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:09,439 Why not? 161 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,138 Singing in front of Judge Hope? 162 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,759 I'd die! Seriously, I'd be halfway to the afterlife come the chorus. 163 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:15,954 No, you'd walk it. 164 00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:17,183 A) I wouldn't. 165 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:21,386 And B)... I don't have that clockage. 166 00:20:22,108 --> 00:20:24,639 It's, what, 12 mil just to enter? 167 00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,919 What kind of bike time is that? Six months? 168 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,239 - Yeah, but... - I'm hand to mouth. 169 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:33,259 I know people save and stuff to get onto that stage 170 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,877 and then there's what Selma did. But, you know what? 171 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:39,266 - I'd rather not give myself... - Yeah, but I'll gift it to you. 172 00:20:41,903 --> 00:20:43,581 The full 12, I'll gift it. 173 00:20:49,928 --> 00:20:51,319 Don't be ridiculous! 174 00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,663 Seriously, I've got it spare. 175 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,139 You've got 12 mil spare? 176 00:20:56,806 --> 00:20:58,286 My brother left it me. 177 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,835 Own a channel, does he? 178 00:21:01,117 --> 00:21:02,423 No, he... 179 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,189 He died. 180 00:21:06,070 --> 00:21:09,428 He... He died last year, 181 00:21:09,924 --> 00:21:11,504 so it got transferred to me. 182 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,652 Just over six months' worth, but I've kept it. 183 00:21:17,197 --> 00:21:19,049 Why don't you spend it on you, then? 184 00:21:19,061 --> 00:21:21,872 And buy what? Some new shoes for my doppel to wear? 185 00:21:23,184 --> 00:21:25,839 I don't know, upgrade your MOS... 186 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,833 Or get a Fat Attack season pass? 187 00:21:28,893 --> 00:21:30,719 Buy one of those wall buddies. 188 00:21:30,729 --> 00:21:34,137 The new ones that talk to you after shutting and solve your problems. 189 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:38,144 They guide your dreams, like gurus. It's amazing, really, what they can do. 190 00:21:38,169 --> 00:21:41,719 A mirror plug-in? That shows me how I look as a werewolf? What's the point? 191 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,963 - I know it can be quite funny. - It's all just stuff. It's... 192 00:21:46,404 --> 00:21:49,068 It's stuff, it's confetti, it's... 193 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,626 You've got something real. 194 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,363 What better to spend it on? 195 00:21:57,488 --> 00:21:59,552 You heard me singing in a toilet. 196 00:22:00,933 --> 00:22:02,239 Is that real? 197 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,718 More than anything that's happened all year. 198 00:22:08,817 --> 00:22:11,429 I can't take that kind of clockage off someone. 199 00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,388 It's 12 mils, no way. 200 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,371 Let me do this. 201 00:22:19,737 --> 00:22:22,324 I... I look around here, I just... 202 00:22:23,904 --> 00:22:26,092 I just want something real to happen. 203 00:22:28,744 --> 00:22:30,049 Just once. 204 00:22:33,096 --> 00:22:34,399 I'd mess up. 205 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,244 You wouldn't. I don't care anyway. 206 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,079 I'll go with you. I'll be able to force you. 207 00:22:40,346 --> 00:22:41,975 I'll force you to go. 208 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,343 It's tomorrow. 209 00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:48,671 Come on! 210 00:22:55,312 --> 00:22:56,618 Say yes. 211 00:23:00,283 --> 00:23:02,557 I'll go as far as to say, "OK." 212 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,571 Which proves acceptable. 213 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,556 Thank God for that. 214 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:15,950 Walking away now. 215 00:23:17,306 --> 00:23:18,611 You loon! 216 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,091 I can live with it! 217 00:23:52,369 --> 00:23:54,545 I'd love to fucking ruin that and all. 218 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,026 What? 219 00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:25,835 15? 220 00:24:29,406 --> 00:24:30,717 A flippin' joke... 221 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,781 'New from Wraith Babes. 222 00:25:23,794 --> 00:25:27,052 'The hottest girls in the nastiest situations.' 223 00:25:28,153 --> 00:25:29,671 Oh, yeah! Ooh! 224 00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:49,921 Can't believe I'm doing this. 225 00:25:53,137 --> 00:25:54,445 I am doing this. 226 00:25:58,023 --> 00:25:59,354 I can't be doing this. 227 00:25:59,379 --> 00:26:00,896 Can you trade it back? 228 00:26:01,330 --> 00:26:02,645 The ticket? 229 00:26:02,938 --> 00:26:04,020 Don't be mad. 230 00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:07,395 It's a lot of pressure to put someone under, you know. 231 00:26:07,419 --> 00:26:10,514 Don't think I'm not grateful. But it's, it's just... 232 00:26:10,539 --> 00:26:11,845 You're babbling. 233 00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:13,440 I'm babbling. 234 00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:23,280 I made you this. 235 00:26:26,837 --> 00:26:30,381 You never get to keep them more than a day, but there it is, anyway. 236 00:26:35,113 --> 00:26:36,344 It folds flat. 237 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:39,436 So you can keep them in your waistband. 238 00:26:43,690 --> 00:26:44,999 Thank you. 239 00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:51,849 It's, you know... 240 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:53,457 something. 241 00:27:23,806 --> 00:27:25,247 Face the screen, please. 242 00:27:29,290 --> 00:27:31,649 Is he your Friends And Family allocation? 243 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,520 Hand, please. 244 00:27:36,763 --> 00:27:37,764 Oh!! 245 00:27:38,186 --> 00:27:39,777 That's not permanent, is it? 246 00:27:39,902 --> 00:27:41,289 Oh, no. Two months max. 247 00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:43,548 Round to the right, and through the scanner. 248 00:28:08,026 --> 00:28:09,334 Where do we go now? 249 00:28:09,966 --> 00:28:11,278 You wait here. 250 00:28:12,330 --> 00:28:13,631 How long? 251 00:28:18,292 --> 00:28:19,594 So, what do we do? 252 00:28:19,606 --> 00:28:20,889 I don't know. 253 00:28:22,050 --> 00:28:23,825 Hey, hey, hey. Fuck off. 254 00:28:28,693 --> 00:28:30,325 Her with the dark hair? 255 00:28:30,450 --> 00:28:32,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pretty one. 256 00:28:33,070 --> 00:28:35,129 Yup. OK. Move. 257 00:28:36,493 --> 00:28:38,138 They want to preview you. 258 00:28:38,835 --> 00:28:40,569 - What? - Preview. Come on. 259 00:28:41,018 --> 00:28:42,573 - He's with me. - Hand? 260 00:28:44,495 --> 00:28:45,818 Show me your hand. 261 00:28:46,347 --> 00:28:47,649 OK. You, too. 262 00:28:47,774 --> 00:28:50,075 That's not fair. She's new. That's not fair. 263 00:28:50,079 --> 00:28:51,589 I don't pick the order. 264 00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:54,318 I've waited here all week, and she's just walked in. 265 00:28:54,397 --> 00:28:58,212 Everyone will get seen eventually. I don't pick the order. 266 00:28:58,220 --> 00:28:59,696 But I'm a good singer. 267 00:28:59,704 --> 00:29:02,320 I can sing. I'm a good singer, I am. 268 00:29:02,321 --> 00:29:04,670 - Stand aside. - It's not fair! 269 00:29:05,740 --> 00:29:07,045 It's not fair! 270 00:29:12,858 --> 00:29:15,134 - Next lot. - Stand there. 271 00:29:19,756 --> 00:29:22,274 Would you like to be as big as Salma one day? 272 00:29:22,639 --> 00:29:25,503 Erm... Yeah, I mean... 273 00:29:25,528 --> 00:29:26,769 Could you say that 274 00:29:26,770 --> 00:29:29,367 as a self-contained sentence into that screen? 275 00:29:31,890 --> 00:29:34,409 I guess I'd like to be as big as Salma one day. 276 00:29:34,410 --> 00:29:36,369 OK. Proceed to stage area. 277 00:29:37,194 --> 00:29:38,500 Are we done? 278 00:29:41,536 --> 00:29:43,575 - Both performing? - Just her. 279 00:29:43,588 --> 00:29:46,209 - Okay... and what are you? - Singer. 280 00:29:46,543 --> 00:29:48,361 - Compliance? - No, thanks. 281 00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:51,586 A-ha. Yes, thanks! It's compulsory for all contestants. 282 00:29:51,599 --> 00:29:54,128 More to the point, it'll stop you puking with nerves. 283 00:29:54,182 --> 00:29:56,378 - She's got to perform. - Well, mmm 284 00:29:56,801 --> 00:29:58,799 Look, just sip it, you'll be fine. 285 00:30:03,413 --> 00:30:05,407 Just a touch of light foam. It'll pass. 286 00:30:05,532 --> 00:30:06,956 Make the most of it. 287 00:30:07,081 --> 00:30:08,927 You can't get this stuff anywhere else. 288 00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:10,929 You OK? Yeah. 289 00:30:10,930 --> 00:30:12,239 You OK? 290 00:30:15,012 --> 00:30:16,327 Yeah. Just, erm... 291 00:30:17,442 --> 00:30:21,449 I don't know. Things are just wider apart. I'm fine. 292 00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:24,815 - Really? - Yeah, I'm fine. 293 00:30:25,730 --> 00:30:27,136 Right. You're on. 294 00:30:44,896 --> 00:30:46,463 A little closer, please. 295 00:30:51,196 --> 00:30:52,527 Little closer. 296 00:30:55,738 --> 00:30:57,330 Into the light, love. 297 00:31:05,694 --> 00:31:08,902 - And who're we looking at here? - Abi Khan. 298 00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:11,911 What are you going to do for us today, Abi? 299 00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:13,889 I'm going to sing. 300 00:31:13,890 --> 00:31:15,349 You speak up, love. 301 00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:16,820 We don't bite. 302 00:31:18,436 --> 00:31:19,742 I'm going to sing. 303 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:23,769 Hey, would you mind lifting up your top for me? 304 00:31:25,322 --> 00:31:27,026 Can you take off your top? 305 00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:29,031 I want to check out those titties. 306 00:31:29,156 --> 00:31:30,212 Woo-hoo-hoo! 307 00:31:30,213 --> 00:31:31,521 Oh! 308 00:31:32,578 --> 00:31:34,281 Come on. Mucho feranto. 309 00:31:35,679 --> 00:31:37,308 Ah! No titties? 310 00:31:38,114 --> 00:31:40,253 She says she's here to sing. 311 00:31:40,890 --> 00:31:43,209 I got to see those titties, though. 312 00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:44,729 Come on, girl. 313 00:31:44,730 --> 00:31:46,076 I mean, damn! 314 00:31:46,101 --> 00:31:47,449 Heh-heh-heh. 315 00:31:47,810 --> 00:31:49,129 You hot. 316 00:31:49,606 --> 00:31:52,068 Please, just sing for us. 317 00:31:58,356 --> 00:31:59,661 ♪ Anyone 318 00:32:02,416 --> 00:32:03,747 ♪ Anyone 319 00:32:05,463 --> 00:32:07,975 ♪ You can blame me 320 00:32:09,974 --> 00:32:12,489 ♪ Try to shame me 321 00:32:12,490 --> 00:32:16,489 ♪ And still I'll care for you 322 00:32:21,493 --> 00:32:23,880 ♪ You can run around 323 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,768 ♪ Even put me down 324 00:32:28,330 --> 00:32:32,586 ♪ Still I'll be there for you 325 00:32:37,690 --> 00:32:43,140 ♪ The world may think I'm foolish 326 00:32:43,610 --> 00:32:47,063 ♪ They can't see you 327 00:32:47,861 --> 00:32:50,205 ♪ Like I can 328 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:54,329 ♪ Oh, but anyone 329 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:58,194 ♪ Who knows what love is 330 00:33:00,140 --> 00:33:04,156 ♪ Will understand 331 00:33:08,232 --> 00:33:09,537 ♪ Anyone 332 00:33:11,788 --> 00:33:13,790 ♪ Anyone 333 00:33:16,970 --> 00:33:19,448 ♪ I just feel so sorry 334 00:33:21,410 --> 00:33:26,407 ♪ For the ones who pity me 335 00:33:31,530 --> 00:33:32,849 ♪ Anyone 336 00:33:32,850 --> 00:33:35,569 ♪ Cos they just don't know 337 00:33:35,570 --> 00:33:36,609 ♪ Anyone 338 00:33:36,734 --> 00:33:42,346 ♪ Oh, they don't know What happiness and love can be 339 00:33:48,730 --> 00:33:53,745 ♪ I know I know to ever let you go 340 00:33:53,870 --> 00:34:00,005 ♪ Oh, is more than I could ever stand 341 00:34:00,643 --> 00:34:04,129 ♪ Oh, but anyone 342 00:34:05,170 --> 00:34:08,120 ♪ Who knows what love is 343 00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:14,567 ♪ Will understand... ♪ 344 00:34:15,411 --> 00:34:17,301 OK. I'm going to stop you there. 345 00:34:18,892 --> 00:34:20,108 That was... 346 00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:22,418 without a doubt... 347 00:34:25,090 --> 00:34:28,889 probably the best piece of singing we've had this season. 348 00:34:29,116 --> 00:34:31,068 Yes! Well done! 349 00:34:36,290 --> 00:34:37,599 Fair play. 350 00:34:40,894 --> 00:34:42,449 But I have to say... 351 00:34:44,586 --> 00:34:46,439 No. No, no, no. I have to say, 352 00:34:47,297 --> 00:34:48,605 actually, 353 00:34:48,619 --> 00:34:50,260 I'm with Rafe on this one. 354 00:34:51,827 --> 00:34:54,369 Good though your voice is... and it is good. 355 00:34:54,881 --> 00:34:57,569 It's not the most magical sound in the world. 356 00:34:57,570 --> 00:34:59,135 It's just... good. 357 00:35:00,386 --> 00:35:03,184 I don't think anyone's really hearing it. 358 00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:05,808 Certainly not the guys in the audience. 359 00:35:06,093 --> 00:35:09,289 These looks you got going on kind of get in the way. 360 00:35:09,786 --> 00:35:12,062 Men will want you. Women will hate you. 361 00:35:12,371 --> 00:35:14,167 All the time you're on stage. 362 00:35:15,492 --> 00:35:17,245 Couldn't help picturing you. 363 00:35:18,175 --> 00:35:19,689 In an erotic scenario. 364 00:35:21,017 --> 00:35:23,417 Getting pretty turned on, if I'm honest. 365 00:35:27,290 --> 00:35:28,605 Right. 366 00:35:28,730 --> 00:35:30,414 You've got this pure beauty 367 00:35:31,073 --> 00:35:33,200 What seems to be a knockout figure. 368 00:35:33,896 --> 00:35:36,849 And this sort of interesting innocence going on. 369 00:35:36,859 --> 00:35:39,309 That's something I think Rafe's erotica channels 370 00:35:39,318 --> 00:35:40,969 could really play with. 371 00:35:40,970 --> 00:35:43,489 Absolutely. That's what I thought 372 00:35:43,490 --> 00:35:44,889 the moment I saw you. 373 00:35:45,067 --> 00:35:46,369 The moment. 374 00:35:46,910 --> 00:35:50,249 I'd watch. I don't know a man here who wouldn't. 375 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:52,725 To be honest, some of us girls might join you. 376 00:35:56,665 --> 00:35:57,996 Get off me! 377 00:35:58,121 --> 00:35:59,438 Don't! Abi! 378 00:36:00,573 --> 00:36:02,800 No! Abi! Abi! 379 00:36:02,925 --> 00:36:04,929 I don't think that's quite... 380 00:36:07,255 --> 00:36:11,807 You will never have to pedal again. Not one minute. 381 00:36:12,781 --> 00:36:14,995 We could really work with you. 382 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,265 Last year we had singers, singers, singers. 383 00:36:18,626 --> 00:36:19,828 So many singers. 384 00:36:19,853 --> 00:36:22,687 So, to be a singer you have to be truly exceptional 385 00:36:23,173 --> 00:36:26,889 There's just no slots left for an above average singer. 386 00:36:26,890 --> 00:36:29,609 Not for the next few years, at least. Charity? 387 00:36:29,610 --> 00:36:32,492 No. Saturation point, singer-wise. 388 00:36:33,464 --> 00:36:35,665 Listen. We said, right from the start. 389 00:36:35,930 --> 00:36:38,365 We'll go with something different this season. 390 00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:40,405 That's why he's on the panel! 391 00:36:41,089 --> 00:36:44,434 She would be a star on our stream. 392 00:36:44,979 --> 00:36:46,289 A star. 393 00:36:46,941 --> 00:36:48,246 On his... 394 00:36:49,684 --> 00:36:51,329 You're furniture, at best. 395 00:36:51,330 --> 00:36:54,192 Forget about all the shame, and all that ppht-ppht-tew. 396 00:36:54,988 --> 00:36:56,649 We medicate against that. 397 00:36:56,650 --> 00:36:58,970 You will have pleasure forever. 398 00:36:59,268 --> 00:37:01,557 Realistically, sweetheart, it is that, 399 00:37:01,890 --> 00:37:03,196 or the bike. 400 00:37:06,646 --> 00:37:07,984 I, I don't think... 401 00:37:07,992 --> 00:37:10,012 This is starting to annoy me. 402 00:37:10,453 --> 00:37:13,561 Who do you think is powering that spotlight? 403 00:37:19,499 --> 00:37:21,451 Millions of people. That's who. 404 00:37:21,936 --> 00:37:24,113 All of them, out there, right now. 405 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,293 Putting in an honest day on the bike, 406 00:37:27,310 --> 00:37:29,780 while you stand in the light they're generating 407 00:37:29,797 --> 00:37:30,963 and dither. 408 00:37:31,321 --> 00:37:32,626 You know what? 409 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:36,757 They would give anything. Do anything to be where you are now. 410 00:37:37,429 --> 00:37:38,734 Am I right?! 411 00:37:41,962 --> 00:37:45,220 You want to cock a snook at all that, as though it's nothing. 412 00:37:47,012 --> 00:37:48,703 As though they're nothing. 413 00:37:49,690 --> 00:37:51,110 And that makes me sick. 414 00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:53,733 But, you know what? 415 00:37:55,210 --> 00:37:56,961 Maybe you do belong on the bike. 416 00:37:57,210 --> 00:38:00,157 Because you don't seem to be very willing to step off it. 417 00:38:03,216 --> 00:38:04,285 I do want to. 418 00:38:04,297 --> 00:38:05,628 We have a decision? 419 00:38:05,753 --> 00:38:10,729 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 420 00:38:21,810 --> 00:38:25,129 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 421 00:38:25,130 --> 00:38:29,129 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 422 00:38:40,490 --> 00:38:41,809 I suppose. 423 00:38:50,130 --> 00:38:52,609 Woo-hoo-hoo! Go on! 424 00:38:52,610 --> 00:38:53,915 Well done! 425 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,164 Best thing about my new lifestyle... 426 00:40:06,532 --> 00:40:08,235 I get to meet lots of hot guys. 427 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,576 Wraith treats me well. 428 00:40:14,368 --> 00:40:17,119 Oh, for Christ's sake! 429 00:40:17,871 --> 00:40:19,438 I pay for this! 430 00:40:19,823 --> 00:40:22,956 I... pay... for... this! 431 00:40:23,292 --> 00:40:26,786 I pump my arse off, and you... Fuck you! 432 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,639 Yeah, keep waddling, pig tits. 433 00:40:30,991 --> 00:40:33,841 Find your horizon and fuck off over it! 434 00:40:37,303 --> 00:40:38,658 'It's a dream. 435 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,010 'I get to live... 436 00:40:41,404 --> 00:40:42,707 'in a... 437 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,524 'beautiful place. 438 00:40:45,367 --> 00:40:46,673 'And... 439 00:40:47,692 --> 00:40:49,011 'wear lots of... 440 00:40:50,276 --> 00:40:51,582 'beautiful things. 441 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:57,949 'It's a dream.' 442 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,319 Insufficient funds. 443 00:41:23,565 --> 00:41:25,235 'From Wraith Babes... ' 444 00:41:25,256 --> 00:41:26,561 'C'mon, girl... ' 445 00:41:27,258 --> 00:41:29,707 '..a Wraith Babes reality special.' 446 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,050 I guess I'd like to be as big as Thelma one day. 447 00:41:33,997 --> 00:41:37,690 'Millions watched her glide through the Hot Shot curtain of dreams 448 00:41:37,715 --> 00:41:39,435 'to sing her heart out.' 449 00:41:40,073 --> 00:41:43,144 ♪ Oh, but anyone... ♪ 450 00:41:43,269 --> 00:41:46,319 'What happened next shocked them all.' 451 00:41:46,444 --> 00:41:48,119 We could really work with you. 452 00:41:48,490 --> 00:41:49,846 Do we have a decision? 453 00:41:50,405 --> 00:41:53,835 'Now, watch her stunning erotic debut... ' 454 00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,218 No, no, no, no, no... 455 00:42:00,263 --> 00:42:02,039 'So, who do we have here?' 456 00:42:02,857 --> 00:42:04,159 I'm Abby. 457 00:42:04,775 --> 00:42:06,279 'You were at Hot Shot. 458 00:42:07,235 --> 00:42:09,449 'You were real impressive.' 459 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,239 Resume viewing! 460 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:17,399 - No! No! - Resume viewing! 461 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:18,839 Resume viewing! 462 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,159 Resume viewing! Resume viewing! 463 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,879 Resume viewing! Resume viewing! Resume viewing! 464 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,239 Resume viewing! 465 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,537 'Look at you. 466 00:42:27,018 --> 00:42:28,957 'All clean and shiny.' 467 00:42:31,374 --> 00:42:33,666 Portal disabled during commercial. 468 00:42:33,697 --> 00:42:35,919 'You'll see everything. 469 00:42:36,044 --> 00:42:37,901 'You'll see it all! 470 00:42:38,425 --> 00:42:40,017 'Open your mouth. 471 00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:42,603 'Open... take it in... 472 00:42:43,192 --> 00:42:46,326 'take it in... ahh... yeah... 473 00:42:46,451 --> 00:42:48,043 Aaarrghhh! 474 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:52,479 No! No! No! No! 475 00:45:05,450 --> 00:45:08,496 'The hottest girls... ' 476 00:48:43,916 --> 00:48:46,192 Could you stand aside, please? 477 00:48:49,082 --> 00:48:52,095 Come up into the back, in front of me, please. 478 00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:53,756 Are you messin'? 479 00:49:00,658 --> 00:49:01,987 A what-nic one? 480 00:49:02,774 --> 00:49:05,485 Oh, an eth-nic one! Aah! 481 00:49:07,018 --> 00:49:08,328 On it. 482 00:49:08,906 --> 00:49:12,301 We're going to preview, all right? Want to follow me in the back? 483 00:49:13,138 --> 00:49:14,633 You're a prick! 484 00:49:18,618 --> 00:49:19,952 Next, lot. 485 00:49:20,955 --> 00:49:22,261 Stand there! 486 00:49:26,024 --> 00:49:27,924 So what are you, a magician? 487 00:49:28,878 --> 00:49:30,134 An entertainer. 488 00:49:30,158 --> 00:49:34,417 Could you say that down the screen as a self-contained sentence? 489 00:49:35,658 --> 00:49:39,657 I'm an entertainer. 490 00:49:44,621 --> 00:49:47,394 Ah, before you go on, you need to drink a compliance. 491 00:49:47,419 --> 00:49:49,742 They give me one back there. Really? Oh, OK. 492 00:49:49,867 --> 00:49:52,777 Well, in that case, you are good to... 493 00:49:53,913 --> 00:49:55,231 go. 494 00:50:08,752 --> 00:50:10,053 Who are you? 495 00:50:10,301 --> 00:50:11,697 Bing Madsen. 496 00:50:12,362 --> 00:50:14,190 What are you planning to do for us? 497 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:15,502 What the fuck?! 498 00:50:15,578 --> 00:50:17,048 'A sort of performance.' 499 00:50:17,891 --> 00:50:19,377 A sort of performance? 500 00:50:19,447 --> 00:50:20,748 Yes. 501 00:50:20,873 --> 00:50:23,198 Mmm! Man of mystery! 502 00:50:23,858 --> 00:50:25,167 Hmm. 503 00:50:28,218 --> 00:50:30,070 I suppose we'd better see it. 504 00:50:30,667 --> 00:50:31,973 OK. 505 00:51:13,381 --> 00:51:14,663 Knob'ead! 506 00:51:14,938 --> 00:51:16,346 Fucking cock! 507 00:51:30,338 --> 00:51:33,885 Stop or I'll do it. This is a main artery. Keep walking, you kill me. 508 00:51:37,757 --> 00:51:41,388 No-one stops me till I've said my piece. Then you can do what you like. 509 00:51:41,397 --> 00:51:43,167 Man, just fucking kill yourself. 510 00:51:43,172 --> 00:51:46,857 Get heavy on me, I swear to God, I kick your ass back to life, 511 00:51:46,858 --> 00:51:48,937 just so I could cut your goddamn head off. 512 00:51:50,938 --> 00:51:52,247 Go on! 513 00:51:55,938 --> 00:51:57,737 I think we should let him speak. 514 00:51:59,098 --> 00:52:03,097 Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak! 515 00:52:05,018 --> 00:52:06,977 Let's hear what he has to say. 516 00:52:10,926 --> 00:52:12,236 Well? 517 00:52:12,257 --> 00:52:13,615 Come on. 518 00:52:14,097 --> 00:52:16,596 Got our attention, as requested. 519 00:52:18,138 --> 00:52:19,444 What do you want to say? 520 00:52:23,538 --> 00:52:25,817 Have you prepared a speech, is that it? 521 00:52:27,790 --> 00:52:29,096 Speak! 522 00:52:29,101 --> 00:52:32,652 I haven't got a speech. I didn't plan words. I didn't even try to... 523 00:52:32,653 --> 00:52:36,207 I just knew I had to get here, to stand here, and I wanted you to listen. 524 00:52:36,208 --> 00:52:39,194 To really listen, not just pull a face like you're listening, 525 00:52:39,198 --> 00:52:40,869 like you do the rest of the time. 526 00:52:40,875 --> 00:52:43,498 A face that you're feeling instead of processing. 527 00:52:43,623 --> 00:52:46,297 You pull a face, and poke it towards the stage, 528 00:52:46,298 --> 00:52:50,693 and we lah-di-dah, we sing and dance and tumble around. 529 00:52:50,702 --> 00:52:53,256 And all you see up here, it's not people, 530 00:52:53,268 --> 00:52:55,777 you don't see people up here, it's all fodder. 531 00:52:55,778 --> 00:52:58,242 And the faker the fodder, the more you love it, 532 00:52:58,258 --> 00:53:00,937 because fake fodder's the only thing that works any more. 533 00:53:00,938 --> 00:53:03,497 It's all that we can stomach. Actually, not quite all. 534 00:53:03,498 --> 00:53:05,817 Real pain, real viciousness, that, we can take. 535 00:53:05,818 --> 00:53:07,454 Yeah, stick a fat man up a pole. 536 00:53:07,458 --> 00:53:10,377 We laugh ourselves feral, because we've earned the right, 537 00:53:10,378 --> 00:53:12,896 we've done cell time and he's slacking, the scum, 538 00:53:12,902 --> 00:53:14,125 so ha-ha-ha at him! 539 00:53:14,140 --> 00:53:16,745 Because we're so out of our minds with desperation, 540 00:53:16,746 --> 00:53:18,488 we don't know any better. 541 00:53:18,513 --> 00:53:20,977 All we know is fake fodder and buying shit. 542 00:53:20,978 --> 00:53:22,777 That's how we speak to each other, 543 00:53:22,778 --> 00:53:25,026 how we express ourselves, is buying shit. 544 00:53:25,050 --> 00:53:26,417 What, I have a dream? 545 00:53:26,418 --> 00:53:30,723 The peak of our dreams is a new app for our Dopple, it doesn't exist! 546 00:53:30,747 --> 00:53:32,137 It's not even there! 547 00:53:32,138 --> 00:53:33,897 We buy shit that's not even there. 548 00:53:33,898 --> 00:53:37,097 Show us something real and free and beautiful. You couldn't. 549 00:53:37,098 --> 00:53:38,577 Yeah? It'd break us. 550 00:53:38,578 --> 00:53:40,177 We're too numb for it. 551 00:53:40,178 --> 00:53:41,657 I might as well choke. 552 00:53:41,658 --> 00:53:43,697 It's only so much wonder we can bear. 553 00:53:43,698 --> 00:53:47,382 When you find any wonder whatsoever, you dole it out in meagre portions. 554 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:49,725 Only then until it's augmented, packaged, and 555 00:53:49,737 --> 00:53:52,253 pumped through 10,000 preassigned filters 556 00:53:52,260 --> 00:53:55,297 till it's nothing more than a meaningless series of lights, 557 00:53:55,298 --> 00:53:58,697 while we ride day in day out, going where? 558 00:53:59,581 --> 00:54:00,899 Powering what? 559 00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:04,684 All tiny cells and tiny screens and bigger cells 560 00:54:04,692 --> 00:54:06,462 and bigger screens and fuck you! 561 00:54:06,665 --> 00:54:09,771 Fuck you, that's what it boils down to. 562 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:14,017 Fuck you for sitting there and slowly making things worse. 563 00:54:14,142 --> 00:54:17,577 Fuck you and your spotlight and your sanctimonious faces. 564 00:54:17,578 --> 00:54:19,857 Fuck you all for thinking the one thing 565 00:54:19,858 --> 00:54:22,097 I came close to never meant anything. 566 00:54:22,810 --> 00:54:27,030 For oozing around it and crushing it into a bone, into a joke. 567 00:54:27,038 --> 00:54:30,497 One more ugly joke in a kingdom of millions. 568 00:54:31,012 --> 00:54:32,945 Fuck you for happening. 569 00:54:34,338 --> 00:54:37,413 Fuck you for me, for us, for everyone. 570 00:54:37,431 --> 00:54:38,737 Fuck you! 571 00:55:00,733 --> 00:55:03,282 That was, without a doubt, 572 00:55:05,115 --> 00:55:08,970 the most heartfelt thing I've seen on this stage 573 00:55:09,503 --> 00:55:11,244 since Hotshot began! 574 00:55:16,729 --> 00:55:18,036 Brilliant! 575 00:55:18,461 --> 00:55:19,682 You... 576 00:55:20,381 --> 00:55:23,417 you're so articulating something we all, 577 00:55:23,418 --> 00:55:26,093 and I mean everyone in this hall, 578 00:55:26,475 --> 00:55:28,537 something we all agree on. 579 00:55:29,012 --> 00:55:31,737 Even though we may not comprehend all of it. 580 00:55:32,223 --> 00:55:35,220 I think I'm right in saying we do feel it. 581 00:55:36,588 --> 00:55:37,893 Even me. 582 00:55:38,018 --> 00:55:40,533 I know you've got me down as this creature. 583 00:55:41,055 --> 00:55:42,908 You know, hey... 584 00:55:44,435 --> 00:55:46,612 I get where you're coming from. 585 00:55:46,915 --> 00:55:49,166 - I like your stuff. - It's not stuff. 586 00:55:49,191 --> 00:55:51,175 It's truth. Am I right? 587 00:55:53,237 --> 00:55:56,777 Your truth, admittedly, but truth nonetheless. 588 00:55:57,498 --> 00:55:58,808 And you're right. 589 00:55:59,104 --> 00:56:02,635 Authenticity is in woefully short supply. 590 00:56:04,879 --> 00:56:06,935 I'd like to hear you talk again. 591 00:56:10,338 --> 00:56:11,648 How so? 592 00:56:12,227 --> 00:56:14,714 The slot on one of my streams 593 00:56:15,696 --> 00:56:18,109 where you can talk just like that. 594 00:56:21,519 --> 00:56:24,467 I'd watch it. It was such great passion. 595 00:56:26,917 --> 00:56:30,238 He's a'right. You're a little hot there, bud. 596 00:56:30,999 --> 00:56:33,300 That throat cutting thing? Neat gimmick. 597 00:56:33,698 --> 00:56:35,016 What do you say? 598 00:56:35,778 --> 00:56:37,817 30 minutes twice a week? 599 00:56:40,178 --> 00:56:44,718 Do it, do it, do it! Do it, do it, do it! 600 00:56:45,626 --> 00:56:50,165 Do it, do it, do it! Do it, do it, do it! 601 00:56:51,048 --> 00:56:55,297 Do it, do it, do it! 602 00:56:55,298 --> 00:56:56,977 Do it, do it, do it! 603 00:56:56,978 --> 00:56:58,697 Go on, you bastard. 604 00:56:58,698 --> 00:57:02,697 Do it, do it, do it! Do it, do it, do it! 605 00:57:04,071 --> 00:57:05,526 Beats the bike. 606 00:57:05,978 --> 00:57:07,391 Certainly does. 607 00:57:23,458 --> 00:57:27,457 'We have with us Oliver. Oliver ate and ate 608 00:57:27,578 --> 00:57:31,457 'till he hit 17 stone and he's here today to try and beat us 609 00:57:31,774 --> 00:57:34,417 'on Botherguts! 610 00:57:35,665 --> 00:57:37,033 'Keep going.' 611 00:57:39,338 --> 00:57:42,613 ♪ They wept awhile 612 00:57:43,462 --> 00:57:46,737 ♪ Putting through the darkness... ♪ 613 00:57:46,898 --> 00:57:52,213 OK, I'm going to stop you there. That was achingly terrible. 614 00:57:52,338 --> 00:57:56,337 You have the magnetism of a towel. I don't ever want to look at you again. 615 00:57:56,898 --> 00:57:59,937 I have to agree. I'm so sorry, love. 616 00:58:00,202 --> 00:58:03,485 You came across as fundamentally unlikeable 617 00:58:03,510 --> 00:58:05,977 and really quite worthless. 618 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,533 You could fill that pussy with honey and I still wouldn't fuck it. 619 00:58:10,658 --> 00:58:13,804 I'm a good singer. I can sing, yeah. 620 00:58:13,929 --> 00:58:15,697 Cos this is my destiny 621 00:58:15,925 --> 00:58:17,852 and I can sing, fu...! 622 00:58:21,178 --> 00:58:23,139 'Like that, don't you, Harry? 623 00:58:23,980 --> 00:58:25,297 'Ah-huh. 624 00:58:25,298 --> 00:58:26,657 'Say it. 625 00:58:27,271 --> 00:58:28,576 'Yeah. 626 00:58:30,058 --> 00:58:34,057 '15,000 new wardrobe options 627 00:58:34,144 --> 00:58:35,781 'launched last week alone. 628 00:58:36,670 --> 00:58:40,657 'It effectively translates as 15,000 new ways to kill time 629 00:58:40,782 --> 00:58:43,337 'in your cell before you explore an afterlife 630 00:58:43,338 --> 00:58:45,082 'which doesn't exist anyway. 631 00:58:45,443 --> 00:58:48,922 'With any luck, it'll take your mind off those saddle sores, eh? 632 00:58:50,138 --> 00:58:54,137 'You know the only thing stopping me from slashing myself open right now? 633 00:58:56,247 --> 00:58:58,162 'I might not die right away. 634 00:58:58,174 --> 00:59:00,352 'And before I went, they'd find a way 635 00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:02,537 'to charge my twitching half-dead cadaver, 636 00:59:02,538 --> 00:59:05,495 '20,000 merits for swabbing the walls clean.' 637 00:59:05,496 --> 00:59:06,806 - Yeah. - Anyway, 638 00:59:08,014 --> 00:59:09,456 'hang on in there 639 00:59:09,768 --> 00:59:11,069 if you must. 640 00:59:17,178 --> 00:59:19,457 'We're all in this together they say. 641 00:59:19,458 --> 00:59:20,769 'Yeah, right. 642 00:59:23,138 --> 00:59:24,546 'Farewell for ever. 643 00:59:27,258 --> 00:59:28,964 'Till the same time next week.' 644 00:59:33,302 --> 00:59:34,611 Stream off-line. 645 01:00:09,718 --> 01:00:11,023 ♪ Anyone 646 01:00:13,453 --> 01:00:14,845 ♪ Anyone 647 01:00:17,178 --> 01:00:18,491 ♪ Anyone 648 01:00:21,264 --> 01:00:22,582 ♪ Anyone 649 01:00:24,561 --> 01:00:27,147 ♪ You can blame me 650 01:00:28,329 --> 01:00:30,865 ♪ Try to shame me 651 01:00:30,990 --> 01:00:35,497 ♪ And still I'll care for you 652 01:00:39,978 --> 01:00:42,280 ♪ You can run around 653 01:00:43,984 --> 01:00:46,471 ♪ Even put me down 654 01:00:46,820 --> 01:00:50,937 ♪ Still I'll be there for you 655 01:00:55,858 --> 01:01:01,656 ♪ The world may think I'm foolish 656 01:01:02,017 --> 01:01:04,884 ♪ They can't see you 657 01:01:06,038 --> 01:01:08,985 ♪ Like I can 658 01:01:09,578 --> 01:01:16,955 ♪ Oh, but anyone who knows what love is 659 01:01:18,418 --> 01:01:23,283 ♪ Will understand 660 01:01:26,896 --> 01:01:28,338 ♪ Anyone 661 01:01:30,806 --> 01:01:32,335 ♪ Anyone 662 01:01:32,795 --> 01:01:36,862 ♪ Oh, they'll understand 663 01:01:38,698 --> 01:01:40,008 ♪ Anyone 664 01:01:40,021 --> 01:01:44,548 ♪ If they try love they'll understand... ♪