1 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:05,660 I see them too. 2 00:00:05,860 --> 00:00:09,860 What are they? They're demons. 3 00:00:14,220 --> 00:00:15,300 If the body they're in dies, 4 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:18,740 they possess the nearest person they can find. 5 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:23,900 How do I get him out of her? You have to perform an exorcism. 6 00:00:25,340 --> 00:00:26,500 Hello, Raquel. 7 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:29,020 Who was that guy? Who is he? 8 00:00:29,220 --> 00:00:33,020 He's just a guy I know. 9 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:37,100 Deficit fumus deficiant et jus... 10 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:46,300 Suzanne? 11 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:48,860 She's dead. 12 00:01:26,180 --> 00:01:27,360 You're buying Tango? 13 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:28,540 That's our cover story. 14 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:32,740 We're just two innocent girls buying some pop. 15 00:01:38,820 --> 00:01:41,460 They don't have any spades, not that I can see. 16 00:01:41,660 --> 00:01:44,520 This is about the best I could find. 17 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,580 You want to dig a grave with spoons? 18 00:01:47,780 --> 00:01:49,300 Spoons? Big spoons. 19 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:50,820 Serving spoons. 20 00:01:51,020 --> 00:01:52,980 It's not ideal but... 21 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:55,940 OK. It's totally ridiculous. 22 00:01:56,140 --> 00:01:58,900 Maybe they have some out back. 23 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:02,220 Hey. How's it going? It's great. 24 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:05,500 It's all good. Just getting some supplies. 25 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:08,280 We needed some Tango so... 26 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:11,060 You need anything else? Mmm. 27 00:02:11,260 --> 00:02:15,060 Do you sell spades? 28 00:02:18,220 --> 00:02:22,220 You come in here in the middle of the night, asking for spades. 29 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:23,780 Right. Major alarm bells. 30 00:02:23,980 --> 00:02:27,980 I'm talking sirens, flashing lights, helicopters in the sky. 31 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:31,980 Who are you burying? 32 00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:35,240 I'm screwing with you... 33 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,970 I'm sorry. Your faces. 34 00:02:38,170 --> 00:02:40,500 That is hilarious. 35 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:44,180 They're in aisle 11. How many do you need? 36 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:46,300 Two. 37 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:49,680 Two spades to the checkout, please. 38 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:53,060 That's two spades to the checkout. 39 00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:57,460 Two spades to the checkout. 40 00:02:59,060 --> 00:03:00,940 They shouldn't be too long. 41 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:05,140 You guys got any plans for the rest of the night? 42 00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:26,780 Do you have any preferences where we bury her? 43 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:30,300 Maybe a place you two liked to hang out? 44 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:32,600 You mean like a coffee shop? 45 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,700 Probably not a coffee shop. 46 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:38,900 The forest is always a good option. Lots of trees... 47 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:41,660 You said she'd be OK. 48 00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:45,260 I don't understand it. She should have been fine. 49 00:03:45,460 --> 00:03:49,460 You don't have a clue. You have no idea what you're doing. 50 00:03:50,140 --> 00:03:51,780 This is on you. 51 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:54,000 I screwed up. 52 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,110 I get it. 53 00:03:57,310 --> 00:04:00,220 Sorry. 54 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:03,100 I know you're upset, and angry... You have no idea. 55 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:07,300 If we don't bury her, we're going to be eating prison food 56 00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:12,820 and prison...pussy for the rest of our lives. 57 00:04:16,420 --> 00:04:19,420 They do not have a salad bar, 58 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:21,340 or a Nando's. 59 00:04:22,860 --> 00:04:26,860 Let's go with the forest. 60 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:29,860 So is it like a cycling club? 61 00:04:30,060 --> 00:04:34,060 Well, it's not really a...club. It's just a group of guys 62 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:36,940 who like to blow off some steam at the weekends. 63 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:41,140 Last Saturday, some dick in a BMW clipped Aaron's wheel. 64 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:43,600 Arsehole won't be doing that again. 65 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,740 Look at you getting your hands dirty. 66 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:46,580 I'm not above it. 67 00:04:46,780 --> 00:04:50,780 It's good for the soul. 68 00:04:51,780 --> 00:04:54,180 So this is who all the fuss is about? 69 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:55,260 She's cute. 70 00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:57,700 The situation's got a little out of hand. 71 00:04:57,900 --> 00:05:00,620 Do you, er, do you think you can take care of her? 72 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:04,620 Sure, just so long as I can get childcare. 73 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:07,780 I'll see if my baby-sitter can stay on for an extra couple of hours. 74 00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:10,780 Are you telling me the future of our kind hangs on whether your 75 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:12,660 baby-sitter fancies some overtime? 76 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:13,580 Trust me. 77 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:17,180 This is the last time I possess a single mum. 78 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:19,500 It's relentless. There's no support. 79 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:22,340 Hey. How's my boy? 80 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:27,820 Oh. Well, there should be some cough medicine in the bathroom cabinet. 81 00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:33,860 OK. Something's come up. 82 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:37,340 Could you stay on for an extra couple of hours? 83 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:41,340 Three? 84 00:05:41,660 --> 00:05:45,660 You're a total star. 85 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:04,700 Do you want to say anything? 86 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:12,420 I'm sorry we killed you, I really am. 87 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,940 We didn't mean to. 88 00:06:17,140 --> 00:06:21,140 Sometimes shit just goes bad. 89 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:26,860 Amen. 90 00:07:10,860 --> 00:07:13,500 What was that? 91 00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:40,340 Oh, Jesus. No. No. No. 92 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:41,780 No. 93 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:45,980 I'm so sorry. You poor little thing. I'm sorry. 94 00:07:50,380 --> 00:07:52,100 Now you start crying? 95 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:56,300 It's like in Watership Down, when Hazel dies, 96 00:07:56,540 --> 00:08:00,140 and Fiver goes looking for him but it's too late. 97 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:01,700 Hazel's dead. 98 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:05,900 Nothing in the rabbit warren will ever be the same. 99 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,620 There's your rabbit! 100 00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:12,820 That was a horrible thing to do. We just buried my best friend! 101 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:16,860 I thought she'd be OK. 102 00:08:17,060 --> 00:08:21,060 I thought we'd exorcise her and the three of us would be friends, 103 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:23,540 and hang out together, 104 00:08:23,740 --> 00:08:27,240 and we'd all have shiny hair, and amazing skin, 105 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,940 all glossy, and happy, and smelling really good... 106 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:54,780 I guess that was bound to happen eventually. 107 00:08:55,780 --> 00:08:58,060 There's no way a taxi's going to come and get us 108 00:08:58,260 --> 00:09:00,700 all the way out here. 109 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:03,140 Do you have any friends? 110 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:07,340 Friends who are alive and extremely gullible? 111 00:09:11,180 --> 00:09:13,420 Oh, I see you, 112 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:16,300 your beautiful, pale face, 113 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:20,500 looking radiant in the moonlight. 114 00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:26,940 What do we say when he asks us what we're doing out here? 115 00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:29,060 We tell him we're lesbians. 116 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:32,620 Lesbians who like it rough and dirty in a forest. 117 00:09:32,820 --> 00:09:36,620 Lesbians who like a pine-fresh scent. 118 00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:44,940 Hey. Hi. Who's your friend? 119 00:09:45,140 --> 00:09:46,820 Raquel, this is Jake. 120 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,140 Well, any friend of Amy's is a friend, 121 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:51,460 and potential sexual partner, of mine. 122 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:54,180 The more the merrier. 123 00:09:54,380 --> 00:09:56,860 Are you getting in, or are you just going to stand there 124 00:09:57,060 --> 00:10:00,860 like a pair of lesbians? 125 00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:26,660 Hello. 126 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:30,860 What were you guys doing out here anyway? 127 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:36,700 Amy likes the smell of trees. 128 00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:40,460 You were sniffing trees? 129 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:44,660 That is just about the worst lie I've ever heard. 130 00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:47,380 It's ridiculous. See, the thing is 131 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:51,580 now you've got my imagination running riot. 132 00:10:52,420 --> 00:10:54,860 And you don't want that. 133 00:10:55,060 --> 00:10:58,860 Ever. 134 00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:07,020 Do you want to come inside? 135 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:08,700 I just want to go home. 136 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:12,140 Or you could come back to mine. 137 00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:14,740 Always an option. Just putting that out there. 138 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:18,940 We should talk, get our ducks in a row about what happened earlier. 139 00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:24,220 OK. Just for a minute. 140 00:11:24,260 --> 00:11:28,260 I'll wait here and then I want to hear all about these ducks, yeah. 141 00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:39,700 If anyone asks, Suzanne's gone travelling. 142 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:43,460 India, Nepal, other bullshit places people go to jerk off 143 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:47,460 and discover themselves. 144 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,800 You need to pack for her, stuff she'd take - 145 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,500 passport, bikini, feminine hygiene products. 146 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:58,420 My brother doesn't know about any of this stuff, OK? 147 00:11:58,620 --> 00:12:02,620 He fancies you, so he's probably just thinking about his dick. 148 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,620 Tyler? 149 00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:10,820 In the kitchen. Your friend's here. 150 00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:29,000 Hi. 151 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,560 What is he doing here? What does he want? I don't know. 152 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:39,440 You are so obviously lying. 153 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,880 You need to get my brother out of the way while I talk to him. 154 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:46,880 And how am I supposed to do that? 155 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,880 I am not having sex with your brother just so you can have a chat 156 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,680 with this guy. You obviously like him. 157 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,420 Flick the fast-forward switch and get to the jiggy bit. 158 00:12:57,620 --> 00:13:00,160 Maybe I'd like to get to know him first. Do that after. 159 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,560 Flip it on its head. Flip my brother's head. 160 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,360 I did not sign up for this. 161 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:07,720 You're going to have to learn how to think on your feet, 162 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,480 roll with the punches... 163 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:11,840 and other metaphors. You're part of this thing now. 164 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,380 No. No, I'm not. I work in a bowling alley. 165 00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:16,920 Do you? Yes. I have a shift tomorrow, at one. 166 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:20,380 Good luck with that. 167 00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:23,840 Who is this guy? OK. 168 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,880 I really needed that. 169 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,800 We both did. Mmm. 170 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,840 They didn't do a very good job on your nails, then, did they? 171 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,280 You said you were going to a nail bar. Looks like you've been digging in dirt. 172 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,460 We were digging for worms. 173 00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:39,330 OK, any particular reason why? 174 00:13:39,530 --> 00:13:42,000 Amy likes to fish in the river. 175 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,880 Really? I didn't know there were fish in there. 176 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,280 What did you catch? 177 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:47,940 Goldfish... Mm. 178 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,600 ..starfish... 179 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,800 cod. 180 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:55,000 Anything with scales, gills... 181 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,280 ..flippers. 182 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,880 Here's an idea, why don't you show Amy your bedroom? 183 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,160 Hmm. Because that would be very weird. 184 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,240 She was just saying on the way over here 185 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:08,280 how much she would like to see it. Weren't you, Amy? 186 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,600 I was. 187 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,680 I am itching to see it. 188 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,920 Well, don't just stand there, like an enormous limp dick. 189 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,880 Ask her. Would you like to see my bedroom, Amy? 190 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,880 I would love to see your bedroom. 191 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:24,580 Go on, then. Enjoy. 192 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:28,280 OK. Erm, it's this way. 193 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,800 You think you can just turn up at my home? 194 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,560 That is not OK. 195 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,200 I should crack your skull like an egg. 196 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,000 You're in danger. Really? 197 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:44,240 No shit. 198 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:47,440 And whose fault is that? 199 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,960 My fault. That's right. 200 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,280 It's all your fault. 201 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,480 I'm glad we're both clear on that. 202 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,720 Don't... 203 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,880 Don't look at me like that. 204 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:08,080 So, this is where the magic happens. 205 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,960 And by "magic", I mean sleeping. 206 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,840 Mainly sleeping. 207 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,880 Nice. 208 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,600 It's very roomy. 209 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,680 Room to swing a cat... 210 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,680 or a dog. 211 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,520 A small pony if you wanted to. 212 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:27,520 Shetland. 213 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,160 That guy, Sawyer. 214 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,000 There was a really weird atmosphere between him and Raquel. 215 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,360 Is he Raquel's boyfriend? 216 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,480 Could be. 217 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,280 She's asked you not to tell me, hasn't she? 218 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,920 So secretive. I mean, he was desperate to see her. 219 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:44,360 Do you think I did the wrong thing by letting him wait? No. 220 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,280 I'm glad you and Raquel are mates. 221 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,200 I mean, she'd kill me for saying it, but she 222 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,120 doesn't find it easy connecting with people. 223 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,160 I got that. 224 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:59,360 So, that's the tour. 225 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:03,520 I haven't offered you a beer. Do you want a beer? No. 226 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,320 No, thank you. 227 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:09,400 I'm going to go and get my beer. Don't. 228 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:13,400 I'll be back. Got you! 229 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:23,040 Should I kiss you? This is fine. 230 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,800 Really? 231 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,360 Don't move. 232 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:30,560 This is how I like it. 233 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,680 Oh, yeah. 234 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,640 This is really working for me. 235 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:39,140 Eh. Yeah. Me, too. 236 00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:41,330 Yeah, this is... 237 00:16:41,530 --> 00:16:43,320 This is great. 238 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,320 I know how you feel about me. 239 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,400 Maybe that's never going to change. 240 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,320 But you have to listen to me. 241 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,000 I heard something. Yeah, what's that? 242 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:56,000 This demon guy, he's a real nasty shit, he's coming after you. 243 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,280 Why? 244 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,840 Because of who you are. 245 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,920 So, what am I supposed to do? 246 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:38,360 You remember that place we used to go to, out in the woods? 247 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,480 You mean that shitty old house? 248 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,920 That's not how I remember it. 249 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,600 We had some great times there. 250 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,080 We should go and stay there. 251 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,800 Just while we figure out what's going on. You'll be safe there. 252 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,840 If you want to take a trip down memory lane, 253 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,240 you're doing it on your own. I'm trying to protect you. 254 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:59,240 I don't need you to protect me. I never have. 255 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,120 Leave me alone. 256 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,960 You know I can't do that. 257 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,120 It's them. 258 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,320 Raquel? 259 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,480 What's happened? Oh, I don't know. All the lights went out. 260 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,600 All right. I'll go check the fuses. 261 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,560 I'll draw them away, you lock the doors. 262 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:27,560 Do not go out there. 263 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:50,800 If you want to go after him, maybe you should. 264 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,820 What was that? 265 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,880 It's foxes. 266 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,240 Foxes having sex. 267 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,500 They have barbs... 268 00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:14,560 ..on their dicks. 269 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:18,760 It's a basic design flaw. 270 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:25,640 I have to go. 271 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,200 Raquel, don't. Raquel. 272 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,640 Arsehole. 273 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:41,560 You OK? 274 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,000 Have you been eating garlic? 275 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,520 I have to go, too. 276 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,760 What's going on? Look, I'm coming with you. 277 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,400 No! 278 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,400 You take your clothes off and get into bed. 279 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,600 I'm coming back for this bad boy. 280 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:11,800 We'll flick the switch and fast-forward to the jiggy bit. 281 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:26,440 It's OK. Even you pussies should be able to handle him now. 282 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,560 Move. 283 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:33,760 My baby-sitter's on the clock. 284 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:05,360 Raquel? 285 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,360 Raquel! 286 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,920 What's going on? We need you to drive us somewhere. 287 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,240 Where? I'll give you directions as we go. 288 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,560 Oh, all very intriguing and mysterious. 289 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,600 We're kind of in a hurry. 290 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,800 Er, kind of in a hurry to get in a traffic accident. 291 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,680 You need to drive faster. Drive faster! 292 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,120 You know, it would help if I knew where we were going. 293 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:05,120 We're not exactly sure. Just drive. 294 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,520 OK, slow down, slow down. 295 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,040 Faster, slower... What is this? 296 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:14,040 Take the next left. 297 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,740 So, we're obviously following this van. 298 00:22:19,940 --> 00:22:22,920 What van? There - the van we're following. 299 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:26,920 Is there a van? Oh...hadn't noticed. 300 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,240 Right? Uh...think so. 301 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,760 Oh, OK - you two need to start telling me 302 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,320 why we're following this suspicious, rapey-looking van. 303 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,760 It's better if we don't tell you. 304 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,360 Better for who, eh? Cos I'm not loving it. 305 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,680 Friends, we tell each other things. 306 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,840 There's an exchange of information leading to intimacy. 307 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,120 Go left. 308 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,680 So, sometimes, if I've run out of toilet paper, 309 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,920 I use sliced bread to clean myself. 310 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,440 If I've run out of that, I used slices of ham. 311 00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,320 It's like a poor man's wet wipe. 312 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:01,480 I'm sharing that with you. 313 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,520 I really wish you hadn't. Hey, it ain't always pretty. 314 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,500 Don't get too close. You're too close! 315 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:08,910 Too close to the van we're not following?! 316 00:23:09,110 --> 00:23:11,320 You wouldn't believe us, even if we told you. 317 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:16,960 Fine - you're obviously in some kind of trouble, so... 318 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,920 Whatever it is, I'm in. 319 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,200 Always running towards the flames. 320 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:28,200 Head down, balls out. 321 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:37,560 Oh, the ice rink, eh? 322 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,960 Some bad memories of this place. 323 00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:01,160 I was attempting a one-and-a-half flip-tuck axel stag jump. 324 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:05,240 Execution was beautiful. 325 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:06,520 Till I landed. 326 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,560 Shattered my wrist. 327 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,640 If you listen carefully, you can still hear it click. 328 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,040 You hear that? 329 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,760 A lot of people thought I was on my way 330 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,480 to being the greatest figure skater 331 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,840 this country's ever known. 332 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:24,040 So...what are these guys doing here, anyway? 333 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:28,720 It's Raquel's boyfriend. She thinks he's cheating on her. 334 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,160 With members of his ice hockey team. 335 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,360 Oh, man! 336 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,960 No-one likes to think of their boyfriend being bummed 337 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,040 by a gang of butch ice hockey players. 338 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:44,080 Do you reckon they keep those gloves on when they're doing it? 339 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,340 That's a...weird and disturbing image. 340 00:24:46,540 --> 00:24:48,600 I'm going in. You should wait here. 341 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:49,640 Really? Are you sure? 342 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,400 You want to see your boyfriend getting effed up the A? 343 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,240 On ice? 344 00:24:56,680 --> 00:25:00,680 Big gloves pushing your face down. 345 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,360 Cold on your cheek. 346 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:07,560 Rough leather gloves on your naked back. 347 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,080 Searing pain in your rectum. 348 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,040 Raquel! 349 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,720 Wait... 350 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,200 Raquel! 351 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,160 I thought I told you to wait inside the car. 352 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:19,440 Well, turns out waiting in the car 353 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,200 isn't really an option any more, is it? 354 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,600 It is, if you're just a girl who works in a bowling alley. 355 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,240 Part of me wants to just be a girl who works in a bowling alley. 356 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,120 But then I met you. 357 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,140 You made me realise I wasn't totally crazy. 358 00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:35,160 So now, I am running towards the flames. 359 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:38,160 Head down, balls out. 360 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,040 Balls out. 361 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,120 It's a good look for you. 362 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,000 If I'm going balls out, 363 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,160 you need to tell me who this guy is. 364 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,480 Why can't you just admit you were shagging him? 365 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:50,960 Say it - you shagged him, didn't you? 366 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:54,520 He's my dad. 367 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,100 He's my demon dad. 368 00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:59,680 He's your dad. 369 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,280 That guy? 370 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,680 Seriously? 371 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,880 He possessed my real dad, and jizzed inside my mum. 372 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,280 My mum got pregnant with me... 373 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,860 So, now you know. 374 00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:13,440 That means you're... 375 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:17,600 You're... 376 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,000 If he's... 377 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:25,200 And he's your dad, then you're... 378 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,440 Half-demon. 379 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:37,200 When I hit puberty, I started seeing him. 380 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,360 I thought I was crazy. 381 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:55,560 Always told me that he loved me, could never accept it - accept him. 382 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:59,420 After my dad died, he jumped bodies and came back. 383 00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:02,440 Why didn't you tell me? You should have told me. 384 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,080 What? "Oh, hi, I'm Raquel. 385 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,600 "I'm the bastard daughter of a demon." 386 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,240 I didn't want to lie to you. 387 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,120 I hate to point out the obvious contradiction. 388 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,600 You hunt demons. You're one of them. 389 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,120 Or half a one. 390 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,960 All the time I was growing up, I felt like a freak. 391 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,400 It ruined my life. 392 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,640 I thought if I could stop that happening 393 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,440 to just one other person... 394 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,280 ..that would be something. 395 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,560 Something good could come out of it. 396 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,700 You hate demons. I get it. 397 00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:46,920 Pretty sure he does, too. 398 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,680 Is everything all right? 399 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,400 Mr Snuggles? 400 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,820 Yeah, he's always losing him. 401 00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:14,040 Yeah, that bloody monkey. 402 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:18,240 Yeah, I swear I could rip the stuffing right out of him. 403 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,380 Try the toy box? 404 00:28:21,580 --> 00:28:23,840 Yeah, you got him. 405 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,800 OK. No, um... 406 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:31,000 Hopefully, I shouldn't be too much longer. 407 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,200 OK, I'll ring you when I'm leaving. 408 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:39,000 Bye, bye-bye-bye. 409 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,560 Kids, eh? 410 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,760 Drive you nuts. 411 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,400 Why did they bring him to an ice rink? 412 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:53,600 Are demons into figure skating or something? 413 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,620 "Do demons like figure skating?" 414 00:28:55,820 --> 00:28:57,240 Did you really just ask me that? 415 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:01,440 I'm not familiar with their leisure pursuits. 416 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,000 They brought him to an ice rink 417 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:11,200 because they're going to pierce his heart with a shard of ice. 418 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,440 It's one of the ways they can send him back to the underworld. 419 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:18,440 That's close enough. 420 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,440 I need a shard of ice. 421 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,000 How big? 422 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,640 About the size of your dick? 423 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,840 Is your dick big enough to pierce his heart? 424 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,720 I guess... 425 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,800 Probably. 426 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:43,000 Get me a big-dick-size shard of ice. 427 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:47,120 Total lack of respect. 428 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,840 As usual. 429 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:59,120 Wait here. 430 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,120 Argh! Jeez...! 431 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,580 In your dreams. 432 00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:06,360 OK. Lay him down. 433 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,480 Looks like we might have an audience. 434 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:28,320 No... 435 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:32,160 Raquel! 436 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,800 Hey, honey. Are you with us? 437 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,440 Hey! Hey. 438 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,840 Oh, there she is. 439 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:45,040 Keep hold of her. 440 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:49,240 Guess she's going to find this kind of upsetting. 441 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,960 You should have run. 442 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,600 I couldn't. 443 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,120 I hate to ruin this beautiful and touching moment, 444 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:10,120 but I have to get home for my baby-sitter. 445 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:14,400 Oh! That is cold on your knees. 446 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,180 No...! 447 00:33:08,380 --> 00:33:11,280 No! 448 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,780 No...no... 449 00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:47,320 What do I do? 450 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:51,520 Tell me what I do. 451 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:56,500 You're special. 452 00:33:56,700 --> 00:34:00,320 You always were. 453 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,520 All I ever wanted was for you to know I love you. 454 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,520 I know. 455 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,000 Then everything's OK. 456 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,200 No...no... 457 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,200 No, no, no. 458 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,800 You don't try and fight him. 459 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:25,200 Run. 460 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,260 No... 461 00:34:28,460 --> 00:34:31,320 No, no... 462 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,520 No... 463 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:11,480 Busted! 464 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:20,520 Yeah! Yeah, you'd better run! You ice hockey bum boys! 465 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,200 Class act! 466 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:34,040 And no matter how many times I rejected him, how much I hurt him... 467 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,400 ..he always came back. 468 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,600 He never gave up on me. He wouldn't give up. 469 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,920 Guess being a demon doesn't necessarily make you a bad dad. 470 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,960 My dad's all human. He's useless, he really is. 471 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,800 He's always been there. 472 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:02,000 I'll miss him. It's like when my dad went to America for work. 473 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,840 He's not bringing me a little toy plane and a T-shirt 474 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,560 with "I heart New York" on it. 475 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:12,680 OK, so that wasn't a great parallel. 476 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,560 All this... 477 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,680 That was you, right? That wasn't him. 478 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,480 Don't know. 479 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,780 It's never happened before. 480 00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:30,880 He always said I was special. 481 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:35,080 Demons usually make you infertile, turn you into a big Jaffa. 482 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,800 Maybe that's part of the reason why they're so pissy. 483 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,920 If he can do it and he's your dad, it's... In his demon jizz. 484 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,920 I was going to say it was hereditary, but... 485 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,920 in his demon jizz is the same thing. 486 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:56,360 He always had to be careful not to get angry or upset... 487 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,520 If someone cut him up when he was driving, 488 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:05,720 he'd get mad and all the electronics in the car would get fried. 489 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,240 Hi. 490 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:18,440 What in the name of his holy fuckness is going on? 491 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,760 Oh! 492 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,800 Are you OK? Um... 493 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,280 nah, nah. Not at all. Not remotely. 494 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:38,480 When I picked you up in the forest - you're welcome, by the way - 495 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:42,440 I thought you were just a pair of tree-loving lesbians. 496 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:46,400 Tree-loving lesbians, I can get my head around, but now 497 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:50,440 you're telling me there are demons running around all over the place. 498 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,840 This could take a while. 499 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,700 I'm sorry about your dad. 500 00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:12,840 I'm sorry about Suzanne. 501 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:17,040 Her dying like that... it's not your fault. 502 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,480 I shouldn't have blamed you. 503 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,640 And I'm sorry I thought you were a crazy, weird freak. 504 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,640 When did you think I was a crazy, weird freak? 505 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,240 When I first met you. 506 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,000 Well, I'm sorry I thought you were a wet, delusional, 507 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:40,000 shitty little princess with a big spoon face. 508 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:45,040 OK. Anything else we need to apologise for? 509 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:49,200 Think that covers it. 510 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,840 Sure you don't want to come in? Probably shouldn't. 511 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:57,040 Your brother's expecting to have sex with me. Oh, my god! 512 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,040 You only just met him! 513 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:03,240 You're such a spoon face slut. 514 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:11,360 Raquel seems nice. Nice slash totally batshit crazy. 515 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:18,920 Good you're helping her out with this...stuff. 516 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,240 Getting yourself out there. 517 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,400 Like a whole new you. What's that supposed to mean? 518 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,600 It's just...sometimes you're a bit cold and standoffish. No, I'm not! 519 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:33,400 Hey, no, you...shy away from intimacy. It's no biggy. 520 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:47,880 Sometimes I pick a really long toenail off and use it as a tooth pick. 521 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,560 Sharing that with you. Why? 522 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:56,320 Why for the love of God would you do such a thing? 523 00:39:56,520 --> 00:40:00,520 I mean, that is beyond gross! You wipe your arse with meat. 524 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:06,760 Yeah. 525 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:21,520 Doesn't seem like her. Her? 526 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,000 She's coming along nicely. 527 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:30,200 Like a sweet cherry tomato ripening on the vine. 528 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,000 Is Amy with you? 529 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:38,200 No, she went home, so you won't be getting any sex. 530 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:42,280 Sorry she made your balls ache. 531 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:48,240 You talk to Sawyer? 532 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,580 And, how did it go? 533 00:40:50,780 --> 00:40:53,000 We worked things out. 534 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,360 Kind of. 535 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:58,560 Great! Great. I'm really happy for you. 536 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:23,440 You killed me, you silly bitch! 537 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,840 Suzanne's changed. Dying's changed her. 538 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,560 She's a blood-sucking monster. She will suck you dry! 539 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:34,560 Argh - call me! 540 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:46,880 What is this? 541 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,080 Pasta with a tomato and garlic sauce. 542 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:50,400 Tastes like shit. 543 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,280 Actual shit.