1 00:00:02,206 --> 00:00:04,984 - Nu-huh, one step back. - Man, I saw you. 2 00:00:04,985 --> 00:00:08,443 You was, like, two inches behind where I spit my gum. 3 00:00:08,510 --> 00:00:09,878 Just shoot it, stupid. 4 00:00:09,945 --> 00:00:11,546 Pump fake up! 5 00:00:11,614 --> 00:00:15,049 - Aah. Brick. - That rim ain't regulation. 6 00:00:15,117 --> 00:00:18,753 - Oh, you've got a W. - W? What are you talking about? 7 00:00:18,821 --> 00:00:21,923 - We're playing "whores," right? - Yeah, with an "H." 8 00:00:21,991 --> 00:00:25,460 No, stupid. That's "hoes." That's one less letter. 9 00:00:25,527 --> 00:00:27,462 Hey, guys. Guess who I saw on twitter today. 10 00:00:27,529 --> 00:00:29,163 Uh, some guys from Stretch Money Records 11 00:00:29,231 --> 00:00:31,165 are going to be at the Mozzarella Dick's tonight. 12 00:00:31,233 --> 00:00:34,235 We give them our CD, and boom, record deal! 13 00:00:34,303 --> 00:00:36,004 Man, why the hell are label dudes 14 00:00:36,071 --> 00:00:38,673 hanging out at some shitty Italian restaurant? 15 00:00:38,741 --> 00:00:40,008 It's not a restaurant anymore. 16 00:00:40,075 --> 00:00:42,944 Dick Jr. took over the place, and now it's a strip club. 17 00:00:43,012 --> 00:00:45,446 - Oh, hell, yeah. - With chicks. 18 00:00:45,514 --> 00:00:47,115 Ugh, terrible management decision. 19 00:00:50,419 --> 00:00:53,121 How can a man who wears a basketball jersey, 20 00:00:53,188 --> 00:00:55,857 like literally every day, miss that shot? 21 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:57,525 Man, Mozzarella Dick's is the shit. 22 00:00:57,593 --> 00:00:59,861 Man, you're going to love that buffet and shit. 23 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:03,197 Well, I guess if I'm going to be forced to watch topless women, 24 00:01:03,265 --> 00:01:05,199 I might as well do it with a bottomless bowl 25 00:01:05,267 --> 00:01:07,835 of pas-ghetti and a spicy meat-a-ball! 26 00:01:09,872 --> 00:01:11,105 Speak. 27 00:01:11,173 --> 00:01:14,042 Hunter, no! Turn your ass around. 28 00:01:14,109 --> 00:01:16,611 You know I ain't going to no stupid club named cathedral. 29 00:01:16,679 --> 00:01:20,281 Probably be a bunch of warlocks and fat girls in long gloves. 30 00:01:20,349 --> 00:01:22,817 Ooh, I hate them chunk-rock bitches. 31 00:01:22,885 --> 00:01:25,887 Nah, dog. My cousin Jorge goes to Cathedral all the time. 32 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:29,290 He says it's crazy, like, sex and drugs 33 00:01:29,358 --> 00:01:32,560 and, like, a ton of shiny, oily guys and shit. 34 00:01:32,628 --> 00:01:34,162 Pick me up immediately. 35 00:01:34,229 --> 00:01:37,332 All right! I'mma own y'all on this one. 36 00:01:37,399 --> 00:01:41,002 King Lebronius James ain't got shit on Prince Chozen. 37 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:45,239 Off the pole, side gutter, satellite dish, nothing but net. 38 00:01:45,307 --> 00:01:48,008 Uh, Larry bird! 39 00:01:48,310 --> 00:01:50,878 - Ah, goddammit! - Just missed it. 40 00:01:50,946 --> 00:01:52,347 Hey, you're paying for that window, dick! 41 00:01:52,414 --> 00:01:54,882 Don't you put that shit on me, Ricky. 42 00:01:54,950 --> 00:01:56,384 What did you expect with that weak-ass 43 00:01:56,452 --> 00:01:58,886 non-licensed ball and cheap Mexican glass? 44 00:02:00,389 --> 00:02:03,224 Well, that's my ride. Good game, fellas. 45 00:02:10,777 --> 00:02:13,697 1x08 - Boy's Night 46 00:02:15,581 --> 00:02:18,649 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 47 00:02:25,668 --> 00:02:29,638 Damn, Hunter. Check out this ho-asis. 48 00:02:29,706 --> 00:02:31,640 All this top loin got me giddy. 49 00:02:31,708 --> 00:02:35,210 Why you're looking like a white bitch in a horror movie? 50 00:02:35,278 --> 00:02:37,179 We're not at Hannigan's. This is Cathedral. 51 00:02:37,247 --> 00:02:40,382 - I'm not sure I'll fit in. - Chill, Hunter. 52 00:02:40,450 --> 00:02:42,451 No matter what happens in here tonight, 53 00:02:42,519 --> 00:02:44,453 you get to come home with me, and you know 54 00:02:44,521 --> 00:02:47,356 I'm going to beat that thing up just the way you like it. 55 00:02:47,423 --> 00:02:49,291 Good luck to you. Usually big guys like us 56 00:02:49,359 --> 00:02:50,659 have trouble getting in here. 57 00:02:50,727 --> 00:02:52,628 Speak for yourself, dumbo drop. 58 00:02:52,695 --> 00:02:55,164 I've got girth. See these? Pecs! 59 00:02:55,231 --> 00:02:59,034 - See those? Tittays. - Uh... it's glandular. 60 00:02:59,102 --> 00:03:01,036 Yeah, your mouth gland eating too many 61 00:03:01,104 --> 00:03:03,172 of those little Debbie snack cakes. 62 00:03:03,239 --> 00:03:06,074 Nice try. You're not even Chicago hot. 63 00:03:06,142 --> 00:03:09,845 Oh, man. I already love this place. 64 00:03:09,913 --> 00:03:13,849 - Natural selection, bitch! - Hey, you can't just walk in. 65 00:03:13,917 --> 00:03:15,484 This isn't red lobster. 66 00:03:15,552 --> 00:03:17,686 Sorry, this is our first time here. 67 00:03:17,754 --> 00:03:19,888 Wait. You two are together? 68 00:03:19,956 --> 00:03:22,758 Hell, yeah. In, like, a semi-exclusive, 69 00:03:22,826 --> 00:03:24,860 "non-gamogamous" way. 70 00:03:24,928 --> 00:03:28,230 Uh, whatever, but only because you're so fine. 71 00:03:28,298 --> 00:03:31,233 Oh! Appreciate the props, my dude. 72 00:03:31,301 --> 00:03:32,868 You lucky he liked me. 73 00:03:32,936 --> 00:03:35,170 I told you not to put so much gel in your hair. 74 00:03:35,238 --> 00:03:37,372 Looking like a greasy Ron Weasley. 75 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,842 Deuces, loser! 76 00:03:44,347 --> 00:03:46,215 Oh, my god. Everyone here is so good-looking. 77 00:03:46,282 --> 00:03:49,451 I know! Ooh, that one looks like 78 00:03:49,519 --> 00:03:52,254 he could swiffer a man from pucker to shaft. 79 00:03:52,322 --> 00:03:54,189 I have never seen so many muscles. 80 00:03:54,257 --> 00:03:56,859 They're all tens. I feel like a two. 81 00:03:56,926 --> 00:03:58,894 You've got to work on your self-esteem, 82 00:03:58,962 --> 00:04:01,396 or else people are going to treat you like a little bitch. 83 00:04:01,464 --> 00:04:04,900 Now, go fetch me a drink. None of that well shit neither. 84 00:04:04,968 --> 00:04:07,402 I'm talking top shelf. Treat ourselves. 85 00:04:07,470 --> 00:04:10,138 Good idea, bro. I could really use a shot. 86 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:13,609 - Don't go too far, okay? - I'll be right here. 87 00:04:14,944 --> 00:04:17,412 - Hey! - Oh, sorry. 88 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,314 Just needed to make sure I wasn't dreaming. 89 00:04:21,551 --> 00:04:25,153 I'm not sure if clams at a titty bar is a good idea. 90 00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:28,423 Yeah, good looking out. Oh, calamari! 91 00:04:28,491 --> 00:04:31,426 Man, I'm glad your lady set you free tonight. 92 00:04:31,494 --> 00:04:34,329 - What do you mean set me free? - It's just like, 93 00:04:34,397 --> 00:04:37,416 usually you have to watch the Bachelor or go clothes 94 00:04:37,417 --> 00:04:40,435 shopping, or like, cook a lentil loaf or some shit. 95 00:04:40,503 --> 00:04:43,605 - You're like, you know, wha-poosh! - Dude, what was that? 96 00:04:43,673 --> 00:04:45,173 It's a whip, 'cause you're pussy-whipped. 97 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:46,608 Like, wha-pam, wha-pa-pam! 98 00:04:46,676 --> 00:04:49,811 I ain't whipped shit. My girl gets me dinner every night... 99 00:04:49,879 --> 00:04:51,813 well, the ingredients for dinner, then I cook it. 100 00:04:51,881 --> 00:04:55,317 But she does the dishes. I just gotta put them away. 101 00:04:55,385 --> 00:04:57,319 It's a pretty cool setup. 102 00:04:57,387 --> 00:05:00,689 Hey, dog, don't look, but that's the guy from Stretch Money right there. 103 00:05:00,757 --> 00:05:04,626 - Those dudes look official. - I heard that the one on the left 104 00:05:04,694 --> 00:05:08,864 hit a valet with a bottle of ciroc just for farting next to his car, dog. 105 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:12,367 Hey, hold up. I gotta take this real quick. 106 00:05:12,435 --> 00:05:13,635 Whappa-pam! 107 00:05:13,703 --> 00:05:16,338 Hey, baby. What's up? 108 00:05:16,406 --> 00:05:20,642 Of course, I don't want to be here. I told you it's for work. 109 00:05:23,012 --> 00:05:26,381 Yo, you see, it turns out interns can't sue for harassment. 110 00:05:26,449 --> 00:05:29,184 So, as long as she's 18, I'm off the hook. 111 00:05:29,252 --> 00:05:32,654 - Boom! - Ha, ha, that's a cool story. 112 00:05:32,722 --> 00:05:34,856 Hey, so I was thinking that dudes like you 113 00:05:34,924 --> 00:05:37,693 might want to hear, like, a dope track and shit. 114 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:39,895 Oh, yeah, man. Let me take a listen. 115 00:05:39,963 --> 00:05:43,732 - Oh, did that just happen? - No unsolicited music, man. 116 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:47,336 Oh, it's not unsolicited. It's hip-hop. 117 00:05:47,403 --> 00:05:50,725 Oh, hell, yeah! Yo, DJ, turn it up! 118 00:05:53,109 --> 00:05:54,543 This is my career. 119 00:05:54,610 --> 00:05:58,080 Once we get this record deal, I can finally take you to Atlantis, 120 00:05:58,147 --> 00:06:02,517 with all that under the sea dining and dolphins and shit. 121 00:06:02,585 --> 00:06:04,052 What part of this do you not understand? 122 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,587 You're acting short-sighted as hell. 123 00:06:05,655 --> 00:06:08,056 Maybe I shouldn't come home tonight, huh? 124 00:06:08,124 --> 00:06:11,426 Hello? Babe, you there? Hello? 125 00:06:11,494 --> 00:06:13,328 Crisco? 126 00:06:13,396 --> 00:06:18,934 - Hey. What's up, girl? - It's Jennifer, from high school. 127 00:06:19,002 --> 00:06:23,205 Uh... right. Jennifer, from high school. 128 00:06:23,272 --> 00:06:25,407 Around here I go by Cayenne. 129 00:06:25,475 --> 00:06:26,942 'Cause you're hot like the pepper? 130 00:06:27,010 --> 00:06:30,746 No, expensive like a Porsche. You want to dance? 131 00:06:30,813 --> 00:06:34,016 You know what? Yes. That would be lovely. 132 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:38,120 All right, gentlemen. Coming up next, we have Briana. 133 00:06:38,187 --> 00:06:40,288 Now, don't be stingy. Tuition is due, 134 00:06:40,356 --> 00:06:42,891 and that nursing degree ain't free. 135 00:06:42,959 --> 00:06:44,793 Hey. I spin, too, dog. 136 00:06:44,861 --> 00:06:46,628 What kind of decks are you working with? 137 00:06:46,696 --> 00:06:49,631 - Uh, iPod. - Oh, so cool. Yeah. 138 00:06:49,699 --> 00:06:52,934 Hey, me and my boy over there got this song and shit. 139 00:06:53,002 --> 00:06:55,070 Maybe we can import this to iTunes, and then, like, 140 00:06:55,138 --> 00:06:58,206 update the id3 tags, then sync it to your iPad... 141 00:06:58,274 --> 00:07:01,410 Look, all I do is introduce the strippers and press play. 142 00:07:01,477 --> 00:07:03,612 Maybe honest Abe can convince you, homie. 143 00:07:03,679 --> 00:07:05,447 Sorry, pal. The girls pick their own music. 144 00:07:05,515 --> 00:07:07,910 Thanks for the tip. 145 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,454 Whoa! Please, everyone, 146 00:07:12,522 --> 00:07:14,423 do not throw coins on the stage. 147 00:07:14,490 --> 00:07:16,824 These ladies do not have dental. 148 00:07:23,533 --> 00:07:26,334 De-licious. 149 00:07:26,402 --> 00:07:28,837 ♪ Like a kid in a candy shop I want it all ♪ 150 00:07:28,905 --> 00:07:32,674 ♪ delicious treats rain down like a waterfall ♪ 151 00:07:32,742 --> 00:07:35,110 ♪ sugary snacks with six packs ♪ 152 00:07:35,178 --> 00:07:37,846 ♪ frosted tips, waxy lips ♪ 153 00:07:37,914 --> 00:07:39,948 ♪ I'm keeping it hard like granny candies ♪ 154 00:07:40,016 --> 00:07:43,185 ♪ Willy Wonka, I'm the don to these dandies ♪ 155 00:07:43,252 --> 00:07:45,854 ♪ sugar daddy on the hunt for a moon pie ♪ 156 00:07:45,922 --> 00:07:48,857 ♪ bubble gummers giving hummers on my king size ♪ 157 00:07:48,925 --> 00:07:51,126 ♪ pixie sticks and peppermint dicks ♪ 158 00:07:51,194 --> 00:07:53,495 ♪ smoking hot lollipops begging for licks ♪ 159 00:07:53,563 --> 00:07:56,164 ♪ sour patch studs with the marshmallow skins ♪ 160 00:07:56,232 --> 00:07:58,767 ♪ chocolate muscles and no double chins ♪ 161 00:07:58,835 --> 00:08:01,436 ♪ gummy filled hot boys, whipped cream dreams ♪ 162 00:08:01,504 --> 00:08:04,706 ♪ drunk on confections busting at the seams ♪ 163 00:08:04,774 --> 00:08:06,775 ♪ spark a swisher sweet, pass it to me ♪ 164 00:08:06,843 --> 00:08:09,945 ♪ I'mma taste the rainbow, these dudes is candy ♪ 165 00:08:11,848 --> 00:08:14,783 Oh! Call a doctor 'cause all this man-candy 166 00:08:14,851 --> 00:08:17,552 is about to give me dong diabetes. 167 00:08:24,727 --> 00:08:28,642 Let me guess. That's for me. 168 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:36,219 Okay. We've got botox biatches in that corner, 169 00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:38,688 'roid ragers over there. That's twinky town. 170 00:08:38,756 --> 00:08:41,725 Oh, and some Asian tops, very rare. 171 00:08:41,792 --> 00:08:43,560 Toshi! Konnichiwa, whore. 172 00:08:43,627 --> 00:08:47,831 Hey, Fidget. This is Hunter, a real live bubblegummer. 173 00:08:47,898 --> 00:08:49,733 Can you believe it's his first visit here? 174 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,335 - Werk. - 'Sup, bro. 175 00:08:52,403 --> 00:08:56,172 Straight acting and appearing? Oh, where did you find him? 176 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,575 Just wandering around like a little lost puppy. 177 00:08:58,642 --> 00:09:00,977 Don't worry. We'll find you a good home. 178 00:09:01,045 --> 00:09:02,712 Actually, I came with someone. 179 00:09:02,780 --> 00:09:04,180 And you'll leave with someone better. 180 00:09:04,248 --> 00:09:06,516 Come on. Let's hit the VIP. 181 00:09:09,887 --> 00:09:13,022 Welcome to the big time, Hunty. 182 00:09:14,925 --> 00:09:17,894 So then I was in the fed for a few years, and I... 183 00:09:17,962 --> 00:09:21,164 Oh, no shit, man. Me, too! 184 00:09:21,232 --> 00:09:23,600 10 years, to be exact. I mean, I just got out. 185 00:09:23,667 --> 00:09:26,870 Wow, seasoned. Settle something for us. 186 00:09:26,937 --> 00:09:29,205 What's your opinion on Goldman Sachs? 187 00:09:29,273 --> 00:09:32,709 Well, personally I enjoy man-sacks of all colors. 188 00:09:32,777 --> 00:09:37,447 Gold, black, white, Filipino if I'm drinking... 189 00:09:41,819 --> 00:09:44,287 Those nipples look like they could cut diamonds. 190 00:09:44,355 --> 00:09:46,200 Well, I've got some jewels in my jeans. 191 00:09:46,201 --> 00:09:48,391 - Care to appraise? - Pardon me? 192 00:09:48,459 --> 00:09:51,561 - Buy me a drink, farm boy. - Me buy you a drink? 193 00:09:51,629 --> 00:09:54,230 All right, twist my arm, player. 194 00:09:54,298 --> 00:09:56,065 You could buy me dinner, too. 195 00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:58,868 Full disclosure, I eat a lot. 196 00:09:58,936 --> 00:10:00,703 I mean, you best be clipping some coupons. 197 00:10:00,771 --> 00:10:07,310 Look, creep. This is Cathedral, and you're too gross not to be rich. 198 00:10:07,378 --> 00:10:09,579 Damn, this place treats a brother worse 199 00:10:09,647 --> 00:10:12,048 than Sing Sing treats a baby toucher. 200 00:10:15,686 --> 00:10:17,654 Don't mind if I do. 201 00:10:19,356 --> 00:10:23,593 - Oh, my god. Is that him? - Ugh, he's a beast! 202 00:10:23,661 --> 00:10:25,094 He makes me laugh. 203 00:10:25,162 --> 00:10:27,764 Everyone with a busted boyfriend says that. 204 00:10:27,832 --> 00:10:29,666 You best lift that rope. You've got 205 00:10:29,733 --> 00:10:32,713 a very impressive penis getting pissed out here. 206 00:10:33,537 --> 00:10:37,507 - He's fine. He's with me. - Oh. No problem, Hunty. 207 00:10:37,575 --> 00:10:39,509 Hunty? 208 00:10:39,577 --> 00:10:42,946 - Stupid. - This place is amazing. I love it here. 209 00:10:43,013 --> 00:10:46,416 'Sup, ballers? So you met my man Hunter. 210 00:10:46,484 --> 00:10:48,451 Oh, complimentary beverages! 211 00:10:48,519 --> 00:10:50,620 I like your style, guys. I'll just make myself 212 00:10:50,688 --> 00:10:52,455 a little something-something 'cause, for real, 213 00:10:52,523 --> 00:10:54,524 drinks down there are expensive. 214 00:10:54,592 --> 00:10:57,594 Whoo! I haven't felt this good since lunch, 215 00:10:57,661 --> 00:11:04,433 when honestly, fellas, I took the biggest shit of my life! 216 00:11:04,468 --> 00:11:06,865 Ew. 217 00:11:07,104 --> 00:11:09,772 Remember the geometry teacher, Mr. Johnson? 218 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,508 That old creeper comes in here twice a week. 219 00:11:11,575 --> 00:11:12,942 No! 220 00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:17,213 Mm-hmm, blows his entire pension check, among other things. 221 00:11:17,281 --> 00:11:18,715 Get it, Mr. Johnson. 222 00:11:18,782 --> 00:11:20,617 Shit, he was an old perv when he was young. 223 00:11:20,684 --> 00:11:23,946 You know what I'm saying? 224 00:11:24,922 --> 00:11:26,823 You know, in high school, 225 00:11:26,891 --> 00:11:30,135 after Shane Julian started that rumor about me, 226 00:11:30,185 --> 00:11:33,530 you were the only one who didn't call me by that awful nickname. 227 00:11:33,597 --> 00:11:36,471 - Nickname? - You know, the nickname? 228 00:11:36,490 --> 00:11:40,803 Oh, right. Yeah. I don't even want to say it. 229 00:11:40,871 --> 00:11:43,806 Good, because I never want to hear it again. 230 00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:47,644 Come on. Let's go back to the chianti room. 231 00:11:47,711 --> 00:11:51,981 - Everything's on me tonight. - This is unreal. 232 00:11:52,049 --> 00:11:54,217 It's not every day you get a real gentleman 233 00:11:54,285 --> 00:11:57,001 in a gentlemen's club. Most of the guys 234 00:11:57,036 --> 00:11:58,855 who come here are pricks. 235 00:11:58,923 --> 00:12:00,990 Hey, do you want to dance to our song? 236 00:12:01,058 --> 00:12:04,994 I know that your father will hate it, and I know you hate your father. 237 00:12:05,062 --> 00:12:06,329 How can you tell that? 238 00:12:06,397 --> 00:12:10,567 Easy. You're an Asian girl with blond hair and clown titties. 239 00:12:10,634 --> 00:12:12,802 I'll play your song. 240 00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:16,606 - Oh, for real? - One question: You allergic to latex? 241 00:12:16,674 --> 00:12:21,209 No, just pistachios and bee stings, and... 242 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,881 So, we were under the chuppah, 243 00:12:24,949 --> 00:12:30,267 and I said, "Avi, you are my soul, my heart, my bashert." 244 00:12:30,302 --> 00:12:32,855 - No, she did not. - It was on Hebrew rosetta stone 245 00:12:32,923 --> 00:12:36,225 as soon as we were engaged. How cute is that? 246 00:12:36,293 --> 00:12:38,394 - Awww. - Okay, enough with the ceremony. 247 00:12:38,462 --> 00:12:40,730 Let's cut to the chorus. How was the honeymoon? 248 00:12:40,798 --> 00:12:42,799 Hello? Ibiza. 249 00:12:42,866 --> 00:12:45,101 Hold up, hold up. Y'all got married? 250 00:12:45,169 --> 00:12:47,103 Three months this Tuesday. 251 00:12:47,171 --> 00:12:50,707 All right, you coy bitches. I want details. 252 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,904 Y'all are being ridiculous. Dudes can't marry dudes. 253 00:12:55,978 --> 00:13:00,650 Actually, 16 states and the District of Columbia beg to differ. 254 00:13:00,718 --> 00:13:03,886 Not to mention a little something called the supreme court. 255 00:13:03,954 --> 00:13:06,756 What's next, a woman marrying a tree? 256 00:13:06,824 --> 00:13:11,160 I'm just clowning. I know y'all can get married. 257 00:13:11,228 --> 00:13:13,229 I just don't know why you would. 258 00:13:13,297 --> 00:13:16,232 Seriously, you want to hit that shit until the day you die? 259 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,735 - Oooh. Well... - Antonio! 260 00:13:18,802 --> 00:13:22,238 - Can you tone it down a little? - Tone it down? 261 00:13:22,306 --> 00:13:23,906 What, are you running shit now? 262 00:13:23,974 --> 00:13:25,842 Hunty, I'm going to the bar. Need a refill? 263 00:13:25,909 --> 00:13:29,245 - Hands off. - Don't touch me. 264 00:13:29,313 --> 00:13:30,813 Uh-oh. 265 00:13:30,881 --> 00:13:33,182 You're out of here, ugly! 266 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:36,919 Who you calling ugly? You ugly... on the inside. 267 00:13:36,987 --> 00:13:40,156 Get off me! Treat me with some respect! 268 00:13:40,224 --> 00:13:43,960 Hold up. You deserve better. You're the hottest bitch in here. 269 00:13:44,028 --> 00:13:46,804 Now lose the shirt, and let's dance. 270 00:13:54,438 --> 00:13:56,606 Yeah! 271 00:13:58,942 --> 00:14:02,145 Your mama's a fat bitch. 272 00:14:02,212 --> 00:14:04,013 Hey, how you doing? 273 00:14:04,081 --> 00:14:06,149 We met earlier. They call me Papa Bear. 274 00:14:06,216 --> 00:14:07,817 And I'm Chadwick, 275 00:14:07,885 --> 00:14:10,053 and they call me Super Femme for some reason. 276 00:14:11,855 --> 00:14:16,192 Maurice du Mauriér. Charmed, I'm sure. 277 00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:21,658 What is this, the league of extraordinarily disgusting gentlemen? 278 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,342 I tried to warn you, buddy. 279 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:31,946 It's always the same thing: No fats. No femmes. 280 00:14:32,014 --> 00:14:34,015 No freaks. No fleabaggers. 281 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:38,619 And you, my clotted cream cronut, are three out of four. 282 00:14:38,687 --> 00:14:40,922 Welcome to troll town, Mary. 283 00:14:40,989 --> 00:14:42,757 I ain't no troll. 284 00:14:42,825 --> 00:14:45,593 Do you mind if I masturbate while you do that? 285 00:14:45,661 --> 00:14:47,595 Boo-boo, hand us some poppers. 286 00:14:47,663 --> 00:14:49,597 Aah. 287 00:14:49,665 --> 00:14:51,599 You yuck-faces are depressing as hell. 288 00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:55,303 Part this sea of gnarliness. I'm going to get my property. 289 00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:58,089 Oh, darling, you can rent by the hour or 290 00:14:58,090 --> 00:15:00,808 lease by the year, but you can never, ever own. 291 00:15:00,876 --> 00:15:04,111 Oh, we'll see about that, 'cause I'm getting back in there. 292 00:15:04,179 --> 00:15:06,047 No. You're going to take on Cathedral? 293 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,782 That's right, white grimace. 294 00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:10,651 Those stuck-up fools are the worst people in the world. 295 00:15:10,719 --> 00:15:12,958 - Let us help you. - Oh, please. 296 00:15:13,035 --> 00:15:15,323 We're talking about storming a night club. 297 00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:17,058 I don't think y'all can handle it. 298 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:21,329 Oh, honey. I survived stonewall, Anita Bryant, two bushes 299 00:15:21,396 --> 00:15:25,166 and one bitch of a virus. I can handle anything. 300 00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:27,134 All right, trolls. 301 00:15:27,202 --> 00:15:30,872 We're taking this joint back, straight up attica-style. 302 00:15:30,939 --> 00:15:35,476 Oh, yes! The last time I was behind bars was 1967, 303 00:15:35,544 --> 00:15:37,912 I was the stage manager for Fortune and men's eyes, 304 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,748 three glorious months at the coronet. 305 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:44,986 I'll tell you, every day with Sal Mineo was a blessing. 306 00:15:45,053 --> 00:15:48,089 This is the weirdest crew that I have ever run with. 307 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,024 Now let us pray. 308 00:15:50,092 --> 00:15:52,026 Dear god, please help us 309 00:15:52,094 --> 00:15:54,528 take back your house from these "homosensuals," 310 00:15:54,596 --> 00:15:57,732 so that these other homosensuals can have a fun night, too, 311 00:15:57,799 --> 00:15:59,734 as they are your children as well. 312 00:15:59,801 --> 00:16:02,036 Also, if you bless me with the power to fly, 313 00:16:02,104 --> 00:16:04,105 I will spread your word across the planet 314 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:06,774 and help solve mysteries. A to the men. 315 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,910 ♪ aah ♪ 316 00:16:10,112 --> 00:16:13,948 Yeah. Is this shit really happening? 317 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,884 - Hell, yeah, it is. - Awesome. 318 00:16:18,787 --> 00:16:20,187 What's wrong, baby? 319 00:16:20,255 --> 00:16:22,089 Nothing. Keep going. 320 00:16:22,157 --> 00:16:25,092 - Damn! - Are you crying? 321 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:29,363 - No. It's just, it smells like... - What, it smells like what? 322 00:16:29,431 --> 00:16:32,099 Oh, shit! Now I remember. 323 00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:34,068 Jenny Wolinsky! You're "onion pussy!" 324 00:16:34,136 --> 00:16:37,138 You're an asshole, just like all the others! 325 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,140 No, no, wait! Baby, baby, come back! 326 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,975 I can hold my breath. 327 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,810 - Hands! - Whoa. 328 00:16:46,815 --> 00:16:48,549 Hey, who is this? 329 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:53,054 - We got a toucher! - That guy right there. 330 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:59,060 - Hey, that's our song! - Hell, yeah, it is! 331 00:16:59,127 --> 00:17:01,662 - And that's the other one. - Hey, homie. Look out! 332 00:17:03,365 --> 00:17:05,733 Hey, latex lady. I've got to bounce. 333 00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:09,503 I told you that song was fire, dog. 334 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:12,256 Tight track, for sure, bro, but gimps and rapists 335 00:17:12,257 --> 00:17:14,942 aren't really what the label is looking for right now. 336 00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:16,978 Go, go, go! Get out of here! 337 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:22,016 Step aside, V-neck. I'm coming through. 338 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,951 You and what army? 339 00:17:30,325 --> 00:17:33,094 Hey, wait! 340 00:17:37,866 --> 00:17:39,600 Out of my way, sweetcakes. 341 00:17:42,371 --> 00:17:44,205 Judy baby, this one's for you! 342 00:17:51,246 --> 00:17:54,482 - These drinks are on me! - Ew! 343 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:04,358 Ooh. 344 00:18:04,426 --> 00:18:06,994 There you are, fool. Come on, let's bounce. 345 00:18:07,062 --> 00:18:09,497 We're going to hit Denny's for a lumberjack slam. 346 00:18:09,564 --> 00:18:11,732 I don't want Denny's. I wanna keep dancing. 347 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,501 You serious right now? 348 00:18:13,568 --> 00:18:17,371 Hunty, this place is done. There's a sick after-party at Karma. 349 00:18:17,439 --> 00:18:19,140 All the guys are gonna be there. 350 00:18:19,207 --> 00:18:23,511 - Uh, in! - You don't leave until I say you leave. 351 00:18:23,578 --> 00:18:25,346 Now let's leave. 352 00:18:25,414 --> 00:18:27,381 Listen, mister. This boy doesn't belong to you. 353 00:18:27,449 --> 00:18:31,752 - He belongs to the night. - Oh, yeah, mini-Miyagi? 354 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,839 When I met this fool, he was all teeth, breathed through 355 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,858 his mouth, and his enema game was inconsistent at best. 356 00:18:37,926 --> 00:18:42,096 I made him! So, are you coming or what? 357 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:45,900 You know something, bro? I think I finally found me. 358 00:18:45,967 --> 00:18:49,203 And guess what? It's a wonderful thing. 359 00:18:49,271 --> 00:18:51,439 Goodbye, Chozen. 360 00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:58,079 Huzzah, general. To the victor go the spoils. 361 00:18:58,146 --> 00:19:00,834 How about you turn our threesome into a fourgy? 362 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:05,453 I know you just saw me have an emotional moment right now, 363 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,404 and I see that you're trying to prey on my 364 00:19:07,496 --> 00:19:10,370 vulnerabilities and shit, but know this... 365 00:19:10,602 --> 00:19:13,965 Ain't none of you gonna get a chance with a man like me. 366 00:19:13,966 --> 00:19:18,035 - Y'all are repugnant. - Well, she's in a mood. 367 00:19:19,351 --> 00:19:21,209 Man, I'm done with that scene. 368 00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:24,005 Ain't nothing but a bunch of fussy chumps starving 369 00:19:24,006 --> 00:19:26,801 they-selves, drinks all looking like potions. 370 00:19:26,808 --> 00:19:29,949 - Hey, where's Hunter? - Hunter and I are no longer. 371 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:32,104 Are you cool with that? 372 00:19:32,447 --> 00:19:34,782 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 373 00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:38,085 ♪ is the hardest word to say ♪ 374 00:19:38,153 --> 00:19:40,087 ♪ goodbye ♪ 375 00:19:40,155 --> 00:19:43,591 ♪ can make you cry ♪ 376 00:19:43,659 --> 00:19:48,462 ♪ remember the times we shared ♪ 377 00:19:48,530 --> 00:19:51,265 ♪ the time we fell in love ♪ 378 00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:55,636 ♪ the years we spent together ♪ 379 00:19:55,704 --> 00:19:58,573 ♪ goodbye ♪ 380 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,107 See, the thing with Hunter is... 381 00:20:00,175 --> 00:20:03,444 dude don't really understand what it means to be in a relationship. 382 00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:05,746 Bottom-line: I was tired of his childish ways. 383 00:20:05,814 --> 00:20:07,481 I'm sorry, man. 384 00:20:08,951 --> 00:20:10,918 Why the hell you smell like funyuns? 385 00:20:10,986 --> 00:20:12,887 Woo-hoo-hoo. Hey, do you remember 386 00:20:12,955 --> 00:20:14,722 that Jenny chick from high school? 387 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:16,591 Shut up, Rick. It's a dumb story. 388 00:20:16,658 --> 00:20:19,794 What the hell? Yo, that's our track! 389 00:20:22,297 --> 00:20:24,732 No one leaves mistress. 390 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:28,769 - Get in! - I gotta go. 391 00:20:28,837 --> 00:20:30,438 You worthless puke! 392 00:20:30,505 --> 00:20:32,506 You think you're a man? You're nothing! 393 00:20:32,574 --> 00:20:35,980 - You're less than... - That reminds me, I gotta call my girl. 394 00:20:38,847 --> 00:20:40,348 Sit! 395 00:20:44,692 --> 00:20:47,261 "Toshi look fat as hell." 396 00:20:49,439 --> 00:20:52,468 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~