1 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,917 Srimulat dalam lakonan Tarzan dan Gadis Tebusan 2 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,197 Saya nak beli semua. Saya nak jual lagi. 3 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,117 Ini untuk keluarga saya. Keluarga saya ramai tau. 4 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:48,220 Taman Hiburan Srimulat Solo 5 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,940 Diadaptasi dari pada kisah kumpulan lawak terkenal "Srimulat"... 6 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,440 ...dibawah asuhan Teguh Slamet Rahardjo 7 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:24,357 Sekumpulan haiwan masuk, tiada siapa yang terkejut? 8 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:28,197 Buat orang keliru je, mana satu haiwan ni? 9 00:01:31,900 --> 00:01:35,740 Siapa haiwan tu? 10 00:01:36,980 --> 00:01:39,113 Kenapa haiwan tu asyik keliru je? 11 00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:59,500 Okay. Ini ada telegram dari ibu negara. 12 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:03,788 Kita semua dipelawa untuk buat penggambaran di televisyen. 13 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,780 Srimulat ni hebat betul. 14 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:10,957 Tapi buat masa ni, tak semua akan pergi. 15 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,340 Awak pun tak pergi. 16 00:02:12,886 --> 00:02:13,886 Kenapa? 17 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,117 Aku mestilah pergi. 18 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,117 Kak Djudjuk ikut pergi, 'kan? Aku yang menyanyi tau. 19 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,860 Mestilah ikut. 20 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:26,340 Kata nak masuk televisyen. Televisyen siapa tu? 21 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:30,277 Aku terangkan nanti. Betul tak, Bang Paul? 22 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,480 Iya. Masuk televisyen. 23 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:35,840 Bang Paul je faham, takkan kau tak faham? 24 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:41,780 Aris Manto. Gaji awak dah kena potong, jadi dah habis. 25 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,220 Awak yang berbadan kurus tu. 26 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:58,840 Yang awak buat semalam dari bawah panggung tu tak elok. 27 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:02,860 Kalau nak berjaya kena naik atas panggung, berjaya sama-sama. 28 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:05,460 Iya, Encik. 29 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:09,300 Pergi sana. Bermohon diri kat Bapak. 30 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:18,973 Pergi sana. Bermohon diri kat Bapak. 31 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:29,880 Bapak. 32 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:33,373 Tak dengar ke? 33 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:37,600 Kenapa dengan Hasan tu? 34 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,740 - Nanti aku terangkan, betul tak, Bul? - Iya. 35 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,847 Kabul je faham, kau ni asyik tanya je. 36 00:03:47,740 --> 00:03:49,860 Saya mau jadi artis. 37 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:54,640 Jom, jom. 38 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:57,917 Jumpa lagi. 39 00:03:58,540 --> 00:04:01,597 - Kejap lagi aku menyusul. - Iya. 40 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,397 - Nak pergi mana? - Ibu negara. 41 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,557 Jumpa lagi. 42 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:09,317 Aliran trafik daripada Pasar Minggu menuju Manggarai tak perlu lagi... 43 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:15,077 ...berhenti, 10.5 meter lebar yang terdiri dari pada tiga lorong. 44 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:20,837 Nung, awak ni boleh menyanyi, awak kena membuktikan kat Encik Teguh... 45 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:24,500 - ...awak ni boleh menyanyi. - Macam mana? 46 00:04:24,859 --> 00:04:26,560 Berlatihlah. 47 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:29,580 Buatlah. 48 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,520 Apasal, Encik? 49 00:04:48,220 --> 00:04:52,897 Dengar suara Nunung ni buat aku teringat sesuatu. 50 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:58,077 - Teringat apa? - Anjing aku yang dah mati. 51 00:04:58,380 --> 00:05:00,477 Anjing? 52 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:03,140 Berat ni. 53 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:13,860 Aris Gepeng. Pengge Aris. 54 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,720 Lahaula walakuata illabillah. 55 00:05:21,140 --> 00:05:22,140 Encik As. 56 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:25,500 Peng. 57 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,040 Apasal kau tidur kat sini? 58 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:37,740 Selesa tidur kat sofa ni. 59 00:05:38,180 --> 00:05:42,940 Yang tak selesa tu tilam ke hati kau? 60 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,820 - Encik. - Iya. 61 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:56,740 Saya boleh buat ke tak ni? Buat persembahan dengan Srimulat. 62 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:01,957 Hari tu kau yang nak ikut Srimulat, betul tak? 63 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,060 Iya, Encik. 64 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:07,437 Sekarang kau nak jadi anggota Srimulat, betul tak? 65 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:08,540 Iya, Encik. 66 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:13,260 Habis tu, awak kena buat apa? 67 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:20,560 Saya datang ke ibu negara masa ni, sebab hasil usaha saya, Encik. 68 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,460 Minum dulu. 69 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:34,680 Ini minuman istimewa tau. - Terima kasih, Encik. 70 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,757 Macam mana rasa minuman tu? 71 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:44,260 Macam ada lalat, Encik. - Betullah tu. 72 00:06:47,380 --> 00:06:49,077 Bang kabul ni. 73 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,517 Kita dah tunggu, kenapa tak mandi lagi? 74 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,957 Ada salam ke? 75 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,580 Bukan salam tapi masalah. 76 00:06:54,980 --> 00:06:58,692 Cakap Bahasa Jawa je, Bang. Nanti lidah awak terseliuh tau. 77 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:00,877 Aku nak berak. Baca ni supaya pandai. 78 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,100 - Bas. - Apa? 79 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:08,400 Busuk betul. Kau tak siram ke? 80 00:07:08,780 --> 00:07:11,480 Ini, Bang. Yang jadi masalah tu. 81 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,597 Tahu tak kenapa? Sebab tak ada air. 82 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:18,660 Innalillahiwainnailaihirojiun. 83 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:23,317 Tes, agaknya umur berapa benda ni? 84 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,880 Remaja ni. - Remaja tapi dah rosak. 85 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:33,320 Bang. Apasal kau tiup macam tu? - Supaya hidup lagi. 86 00:07:34,340 --> 00:07:37,757 Dia orang tu keluarga kau. 87 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:38,960 Betul tak? 88 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:57,400 Sekarang ni kau nak buat macam mana supaya dia orang boleh terima kau? 89 00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:05,060 Kau semalam cari aku, apasal? 90 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:10,557 Ini nasi uduk yang dibeli Abang.. Abang siapa ye? 91 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:14,997 - Fredy. - Bang Fredy. 92 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:18,037 Alasan je tu. kau ni memang ONJA. 93 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,957 - ONJA tu apa, Pakcik? - Ondel-ondel Jawa. 94 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:24,157 Kat Jawa tak ada ondel-ondel, Bah. 95 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,237 Dia orang ni bukan Ondel-ondel ke? 96 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:27,337 Anak ondel-ondel ke ni? 97 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:28,517 Ada lagunya tau. 98 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,317 Ondel-ondel ada anak. Anak ondel-ondellah ni. 99 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,837 - Terima kasih, okay? - Iya, Kak. 100 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:33,000 Yang satu ni untuk siapa? 101 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:35,120 Untuk saya ke? 102 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:37,533 Saya kalau pagi tak makan. 103 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:40,517 - Untuk korang je, okay? - Terima kasih, Kak. 104 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:44,980 Dengar tu, perempuan ni kalau pagi tak makan nasi, tapi makan bubur. 105 00:08:45,380 --> 00:08:48,317 Jangan ingat korang ni boleh pikat anak aku tau. 106 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,837 Korang ni beza dengan anak aku. Anak aku ni kerja kat pejabat. 107 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:52,717 Anak bandar, korang budak mana? 108 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,957 - Solo. - Apa kerja kau? 109 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:57,277 - Pelawak. - Menjadi pelawak tu bukan pekerjaan. 110 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:58,717 Pakcik ni kerja apa? 111 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:02,557 Korang tanya kat ketua kampung sini, tanah kat sini siapa punya? 112 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:03,677 Semua saya yang punya. 113 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:07,357 Tujuan saya dan Fredy datang bawa nasi uduk ni nak minta Pakcik... 114 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,397 ...membaiki mesin air tu, tak ada tujuan lain. 115 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:13,600 Dah, tak payah cakap pasal mesin air tu, nanti saya tukar yang baharu. 116 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:16,317 Ini gelas, Bang. Jemput minum. 117 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,997 - Kau ni buat apa? Cepat pergi kerja. - Iya. 118 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,717 Abang semua, saya pergi kerja dulu. Jemput makan, jemput minum. 119 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,557 Saya akan makan nanti, Kak. 120 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,020 Mengada-ada kau ni. 121 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:27,477 Ada tetamu lelaki je terus tergedik-gedik. 122 00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:31,557 Pakcik, Pakcik, alamak. Pakcik okay ke? 123 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,397 Okay je. Okay je, okay. 124 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,860 Bagi minum kat mata, mata tu dahaga ke? 125 00:09:36,340 --> 00:09:38,597 Aku tak faham cakap kau. 126 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:43,317 Okaylah, kau ambil mesin air aku ni, korang bawa ke rumah sewa, okay? 127 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:44,877 Lepas tu, setiap hari korang kena datang sini? 128 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,300 Buat apa, Pakcik? 129 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:49,477 Korang kena menimba air untuk isi air kat kolah bilik air aku. 130 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:52,680 Korang dah bawa mesin ni, siapa yang nak menimba air? Ambillah. 131 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,557 - Dia cakap apa, Bas? - Ambillah. 132 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,477 Dia suruh kita datang sini hari-hari. 133 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:59,877 Dia suruh kita menimba air. Dia suruh kau tau, bukan aku. 134 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,320 Korang cakap apa ni? 135 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:05,340 - Oh, menimba. - Susah cakap dengan orang Jawa ni. 136 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:07,797 Alamak. - Masuk dalam air. 137 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:10,717 Ya Allah, masuk kat air paip tu. 138 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:13,797 Kau turun, turun, ambil selang air tu. 139 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,717 - Kenapa tak Pakcik je yang turun? - Suka hati je suruh aku turun. 140 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:21,317 San, kau ni artis. Mana boleh artis gatal punggung? 141 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,917 Gepeng mesti bertanggung jawab ni. 142 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,957 Kejap. Rumah Pakcik Makmur ni arah sana ke arah sini? 143 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,040 Sana tu. Kita makan dulu. 144 00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:35,317 Okaylah. Geram betul. Kalau lapar tak seronoklah. 145 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,000 Aku tak marah, tapi lapar. 146 00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:40,800 Nak sarapan ke, Bang? 147 00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:49,300 Kau ni dengan kawan sendiri tak payahlah nak mengamuk, San. 148 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,877 Macam mana pun dia tu keluarga kau juga. 149 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:56,700 Jadi, bertenang je kalau jumpa dengan Gepeng. Okay? 150 00:10:59,580 --> 00:11:04,780 Kau ni tak boleh makan sendiri ke? Buat aku marah je. 151 00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:07,877 Assalamualaikum, Bah. 152 00:11:08,060 --> 00:11:09,477 - Waalaikumsalam. - Waalaikumsalam. 153 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:10,617 Saya pergi dulu, Bang. 154 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,757 - Iya. - - Iya, Kak. 155 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,900 Tak kedip langsung. Tak fokus budak ni. 156 00:11:19,420 --> 00:11:23,557 - Kau ambil pinggan aku ke? - Kau makan tak habis lagi. 157 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:24,677 - Bas. - Iya. 158 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:27,060 - Tolong, Bas. - Iya. 159 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,597 Jom balik. Jom. 160 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:38,260 - Tinggi betul menara tu. - Iya. 161 00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:40,900 Kena ambil masa berapa hari kalau nak naik sana tu? 162 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:44,764 Mesti berpeluh kalau dah sampai puncak sana tu. 163 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:49,517 Jadi, kita buat penggambaran kat menara tu. 164 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,980 Korang ni tengah tengok apa? 165 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:58,957 Korang buat apa beratur di sini untuk ambil beras? 166 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,497 Kalau nak ambil beras beratur di sana. 167 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:02,277 - Beras ke, Encik? - Iya. 168 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,397 - Jom, jom. - Orang susah semua ni. 169 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,180 Pergi, pergi. Beratur kat sana. 170 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,600 Awak ni siapa? 171 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:14,317 Sutopo, pekerja televisyen. Awak pula ni siapa? 172 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,757 - Srimulat. - Kenapa tak cakap? 173 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,197 Srimulat, datang sini balik. 174 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,157 Cepat. Jangan beratur nak ambil beras. 175 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,317 Ada apa ni? 176 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:27,040 Korang nak beratur ambil beras pula. Buat malu je. Sila masuk, masuk. Jom. 177 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:33,680 Alamak. Kenapa dikunci? Pekerja tak sampai lagi. 178 00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:36,997 Sekejap, okay? Saya nak cari pekerja dulu. 179 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,080 Sila. 180 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:45,677 - Alamak. Jom masuk. - Jom, jom. 181 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:48,520 - Tak kunci pun. - Masuk, masuk. 182 00:12:49,340 --> 00:12:51,580 - Peng. Tutup pintu tu, Peng. - Baik. 183 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,300 Pergi mana Srimulat ni? 184 00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:01,977 - Alamak. Assalamualaikum. - Waalaikumsalam. 185 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,980 - Encik? - Iya. 186 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,317 Dah jumpa pekerja yang bawa kunci ke? 187 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,437 Belum. 188 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,597 - Belum? - Belum. 189 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,740 Encik cari dulu supaya jumpa. 190 00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:14,397 - Okay. - Okay? 191 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,637 - Okay. - Okay. 192 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,980 Kata nak cari kunci. 193 00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:24,640 Macam ada yang pelik, tapi apa agaknya? 194 00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:29,597 - Cantik betul, Bang. - Iya, Encik. Besar betul. 195 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,720 - Besar. - Besar betul. 196 00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:33,877 - Fuyoo. - San. Sejuk, 'kan? 197 00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:37,957 - Kena pakai jaket ni. - San, San. 198 00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,877 - Apa? - Ada bunga. 199 00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:45,340 Jangan, jangan. Nanti rosak tau. 200 00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:47,557 Macam bintang tu. 201 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:52,477 - Alamak, rupanya.. - Encik. 202 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:56,397 Semua dah ada kat sini, saya mencari-cari pula. 203 00:13:56,480 --> 00:14:00,237 Saya nak memperkenalkan nama tempat ni iaitu studio penggambaran. 204 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,837 - Iya, saya Gepeng. - Sila berkenal-kenalan. 205 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:06,557 Kat belakang korang tu ada kamera satu,... 206 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,237 ...kamera dua, dan kamera tiga. 207 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:11,917 Kamera tu yang akan menyorot korang lepas tu akan disiarkan kepada... 208 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,597 - ...seluruh rakyat Indonesia. - Menyorot bintang ke? 209 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,320 Iya, menyorot bintang. Koranglah bintang tu. 210 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,677 Lepas tu kita buat papan iklan. 211 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:27,077 Semua anggota Srimulat akan dilukis nanti dan kami akan letak kat depan. 212 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,540 Supaya korang terkenal, macam tu. 213 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,557 - Kita jadi terkenal tau. - Semua dah faham ke? Faham, 'kan? 214 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,237 Bagus, bagus. 215 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:38,937 - Penonton duduk kat mana? - Betul juga tu. 216 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,077 Tak ada penonton. 217 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:43,160 Korang buat persembahan, dirakam dengan kamera. 218 00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:50,717 - Lebih merdu suara kau. - Televisyen ni memang tak bunyi. 219 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,960 Dah, dah, makan dulu, makan. 220 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,000 Jom makan. 221 00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:12,780 Mesti sedap rendang ni. 222 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:22,220 Aku tak kisah, aku belanja. 223 00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:32,980 Kita boleh tak macam Titiek Puspa? 224 00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:36,077 - Mustahil. - Kenapa mustahil pula? 225 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:42,477 Titiek Puspa tu ada darah seni, Bang Kabul ni ada ke? 226 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,357 Maksud Nunung ni, boleh buat persembahan menarik macam... 227 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,397 - ...Titiek Puspa tak? - Betul tak, Nung? 228 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:52,677 - Nah, itulah jabawan soalan tu. - Jawapan. Adoi. 229 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:59,500 Korang kena fikir, apa yang boleh buat korang ni menarik? 230 00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:03,900 Tak ada yang mustahil. 231 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:09,708 Bas. Aku ni masa lahir tak bawa apa-apa yang boleh buat aku menarik. 232 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,797 - Kau bawa apa? - Mulut. 233 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:15,397 - Okay, kau teman aku, bas. Nak cari.. - Mulut. 234 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,997 Bukan. Nak cari sesuatu yang boleh buat kita menarik. 235 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:22,837 Kak Djudjuk, kita mesti cari ni. 236 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,420 Iya. Orang perempuan tak boleh kalah. 237 00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:29,660 Sudah ni, Bang. Saya nak minum. 238 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:35,500 Alamak. Tertinggal pula. 239 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,637 Bomoh. Jalan tanah tinggi IV No Delapan, Senen, Jakarta Pusat 240 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:49,140 Untuk berjaya ni ada banyak cara. 241 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:53,557 Benda ni boleh buat awak berjaya. 242 00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:57,677 Tapi ada syaratnya tau. 243 00:16:58,420 --> 00:17:00,597 - Sya.. - Syarat. 244 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,637 - Syarot. - Syarat. 245 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:07,178 Syarot. - Syarat. 246 00:17:07,303 --> 00:17:11,500 Namanya Joyo Kuncoro. 247 00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:17,600 - Joyo Kuncoro. - Terbalik tu. 248 00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:21,340 Joyo, Kuncoro. 249 00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:26,557 - Joyo, Kuncoro. - Terbalik tu. 250 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,460 Joyo Kuncoro. 251 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:35,597 - Joyo Kuncoroyo.. - Kuncoro. 252 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,240 Bagus ni. 253 00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:42,237 Cantik ni. 254 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:45,140 Cantik ni. 255 00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:58,760 Segak ni. 256 00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:44,397 Kak, apa ni, Kak? Yang ada gambar rambut tu. 257 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,797 - Pewarna tu, Kak. - Pewarna apa, Kak? 258 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,837 Pewarna rambut. Takkan cat dinding. 259 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,620 Pewarna rambut, Kak. Saya nak, Kak. 260 00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:59,300 - Mahal tau, Kak. Ada duit ke? - Mestilah ada, kak. 261 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:08,996 Sudahlah. Aku dah tahu dah, mesti tak ada duit dalam beg tu. 262 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:14,380 Macam mana boleh tahu, Kak? Beg ni untuk bergaya je. 263 00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:20,797 - Belum dapat gaji. - Dah lah tu. Tak apa, aku belanja. 264 00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:26,880 - Terima kasih, kak. - Janji anak saudara aku gembira. 265 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:28,677 Nak gaya rambut macam mana, Bang? 266 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,437 Ada gambar nombor satu, dua, tiga, empat sampai 16. 267 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,797 Atau bahagian atas rata, bulat, biasa. 268 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,717 Senang je tu. Saya boleh potong rambut awak. 269 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,437 Saya potong rambut awak. Duduk, duduk. 270 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,700 Sila duduk. Cepat, cepat, cepat. 271 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,157 Macam ni, Bang.. - Apa? 272 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:50,517 Saya akan potong. Pilih je yang mana. 273 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,077 Rambut yang dipotong. 274 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,500 Letak bedak pula kat muka aku budak ni. 275 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:57,157 Pencuri, pencuri. 276 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,420 Pencuri, pencuri. 277 00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:05,637 Jangan pernah mahu jadi maling 278 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:06,917 Pencuri. 279 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,557 Nanti kamu jadi tambah pusing 280 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:13,277 Mending jadi bencong 281 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,437 Pondan. 282 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:20,100 Bisa makan lontong daripada kamu terus nyolong 283 00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:24,197 - Siapa nama kau? - Ingat tau, kita ni tengah kerja. 284 00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:26,260 Siapa nama kau? 285 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:29,660 Kabul. 286 00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:35,077 Apa? Cabul? Saya suka tu. 287 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,900 Nama aku ni Kabul. 288 00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:46,237 Kabul. Nama aku Kabul. Korang ni reti baca tak? 289 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,677 Tak. 290 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,540 Korang ni tak reti baca ke? 291 00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:53,980 Kau ni mencuri ke? 292 00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:59,100 Bukan mencuri, terbawa je. 293 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,877 Bawalah kami sekali. 294 00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:08,077 Kalau kau nak cantik, pakai gincu. 295 00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:10,917 - Gincu tu apa? - Lipen. 296 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:15,820 - Lipen tu apa? - Gincu. Macam ni. Ini. 297 00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:19,677 Oh, macam ni. Kalau kat tempat aku nama benda ni benges. 298 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,277 - Apa benges tu? - Gincu. 299 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:25,997 - Asyik cakap pasal gincu je. - Oh. Di Jawa lain pula namanya. 300 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,477 Jom, jom. Letak gincu tu. 301 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,100 - Aku nak letak gincu ye. - Perlahan-lahan tau. 302 00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:33,300 Sekarang buat macam ni. 303 00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:40,837 Cantiknya. 304 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,020 - Aku cantik ke? - Iya. 305 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,397 - Peninju, tengok ni, cantik tak? - Comel, 'kan? 306 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:48,020 - Cantik. - Betul, 'kan? 307 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:53,480 - Cun. - Cun. 308 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:59,477 Abah suruh bawa televisyen ni ke sini, dia kata lepas dibaiki. 309 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:03,020 - Terima kasih tau. - Iya, sama-sama. 310 00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:06,073 Kenapa tak boleh hidup ni? 311 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,237 Lupa pula tak bawa antena. 312 00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:16,917 Saya minta maaf. 313 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,477 Tak apa, janji boleh tengok Kak Royani. 314 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:21,560 Betul tu. 315 00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:25,660 - Tak apa, Dik. - Dik siapa ni? 316 00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:27,877 - Royani. - Royani. 317 00:22:28,820 --> 00:22:34,517 Okay. Bagitahu kami ada rancangan apa di televisyen? 318 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:39,597 Ada banyak rancangan, ada berita, ada muzik. 319 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:43,437 - Muzik? - Dan semua guna Bahasa Indonesia. 320 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,460 - Bahasa Indonesia? - Iya. 321 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,917 Encik As, kenapa mesti guna Bahasa Indonesia? 322 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,597 Encik, penonton Srimulat ni orang Jawa, kan? 323 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,397 - Orang Jawa ni ramai tau, Encik. - Iya. 324 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:02,100 Yang tak reti Bahasa Jawa supaya boleh belajar, Encik. 325 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:04,380 Betul tak, Bas? 326 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,880 - Betul tak, Bul? - Aku.. 327 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:08,700 Nung. 328 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,160 Bang Kabul. 329 00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:11,460 Puan Djudjuk. 330 00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:16,397 - Bang Tarsan. - Mampuslah korang. 331 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,397 - Bukan korang, tapi Gepeng. - Peng. 332 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,397 Gepeng pula yang mampus. 333 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,677 Gepeng tu tak reti cakap Bahasa Indonesia, yang mampus tu,... 334 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:27,037 ...kau Encik Timbul, mampus kau Encik Tarsan, mampus kau Nung. 335 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:30,140 - Mampus.. - Mampus kau, Bul. 336 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,940 - Encik As? - Mampus aku. 337 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:37,717 Aku lupa nak bagitahu korang, kalau nak buat penggambaran untuk... 338 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,397 ...televisyen kena guna Bahasa Indonesia. 339 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,900 Alamak. 340 00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:53,216 Tak payah pening fikir pasal cakap Bahasa Indonesia tu. 341 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,500 Aku je yang tak boleh cakap Bahasa Indonesia. 342 00:23:58,460 --> 00:24:02,340 Macam ni, tak boleh cari makan kat bandar, betul tak, Bas? 343 00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:09,260 - Bas. - Basuki dah tidur. 344 00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:12,860 Teruk betul. 345 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,618 Peng. Dengar tak? 346 00:24:34,321 --> 00:24:36,398 Gepeng dah tidur. 347 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:49,917 Apasal kau ni? Alamak. 348 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:52,280 Adoi. 349 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,860 Tak sedap bau ketiak kau, Bas. 350 00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:56,940 Aku lepas main tenis. 351 00:24:57,540 --> 00:25:00,100 Ini adalah lukisan bernilai tinggi. 352 00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:04,680 Jadi, tolong bagi kerjasama. 353 00:25:06,060 --> 00:25:09,957 Kena tenang, duduk diam, fokus. Okay? 354 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,960 - Okay. - Okay. 355 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,797 - Okay? - Okay. 356 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,220 Iya. Boleh tahan. Bagus. 357 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:24,797 - Perfecto. - Apa maknanya tu? 358 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:25,920 Entah. 359 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,740 Aku malam tadi dengar bunyi televisyen. 360 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:32,797 Apa maksud kau, Bas? 361 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,157 Peng. Kau yang cerita, Peng. 362 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,397 Aku tak tahu. 363 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,840 Aku dah pengsan sebab bau ketiak kau tu. 364 00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:44,020 Nampaknya rumah sewa ni keras. 365 00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:48,637 - Jangan-jangan.. - Jangan buat aku takut, Bang. 366 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,917 Tangan siapa ni? Astaghfirullah hal adzim. 367 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,517 - Lepas, lepas. - Tak ada apa. Tangan Timbul je. 368 00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:59,557 - Apasal, Bang? - Bang Asmuni. Kena rasuk ni. 369 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,640 Kena rasuk? 370 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:05,437 Lagi, lagi, lagi. 371 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,981 Pelukis tu dah pergi. 372 00:26:10,162 --> 00:26:12,040 Nak pergi mana orang tu? 373 00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:19,997 - Sudah, sudah, sudah. - Aku nak minumlah. 374 00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:23,637 Sini, bergoyang-goyang sendiri tu. 375 00:26:23,860 --> 00:26:26,880 Tunggu, tunggu. 376 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:50,797 Apasal korang bergaya macam ni? 377 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:56,477 Aku tadi singgah kat pasar senen, aku jumpa kostum dan gigi ni... 378 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,877 ...aku beli je lah. 379 00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,837 - Jauh tau datang sini. - Betul tu. 380 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,677 Sebab tu sampai sini aku terus buat rawatan kecantikan. 381 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,397 Buat rawatan kecantikan tapi buat orang takut. 382 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:10,557 Tahu tak? Masa kami sampai, tak ada orang kat rumah, pintu pun tak kunci. 383 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,837 Jadi, aku dan Teguh masuk je lah. 384 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,338 Timbul. Bangun. 385 00:27:15,463 --> 00:27:19,240 Ini, Bul. Encik Teguh yang kirim setannya. 386 00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:28,540 Bertambah orang lagi ni. Maknanya harga pun naiklah. 387 00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:31,340 Tak. 388 00:27:32,380 --> 00:27:34,057 Mana boleh macam ni? 389 00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:39,837 Korang kena tahu, korang ingat senang ke? 390 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:45,340 Bagi korang senanglah, korang hanya duduk je macam ni. Dengar tak? 391 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:50,117 Kita ni nak buat persembahan di televisyen, jadi kena tidur lena... 392 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,557 ...kena tidur dengan selesa. 393 00:27:51,940 --> 00:27:55,637 Tapi kalau ada setan bagaimana? Kena selesaikan masalah setan ini. 394 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,797 Jangan risau, Bas. Aku ada jalan penyelesaian. 395 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,557 Jangan gerak. Lukisan bernilai tinggi ni. 396 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,657 Iya. 397 00:28:03,740 --> 00:28:08,260 Angkat tangan tu. Macam mana kau ni. 398 00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:12,317 - Kenapa bagi turun tangan tu? - Penat. 399 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,357 Kau ingat kami ni tak penat ke? Kami pun penat tau. 400 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,497 Bang Asmuni, Bang Asmuni. 401 00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:21,197 Kami ni tengah melukis. Kau kena faham lukisan ni. 402 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:25,800 Susah tau nak lukis ni. 403 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:30,237 Jawablah, jawablah, jawablah. Dengar tak? 404 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,280 - Dengar tak? - Dengar tak? 405 00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:56,677 - Kepala tongkat tu hilang. - Kat mana? Kat mana? 406 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,277 - Cari, cari, cari. - Kat sana. 407 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,477 - Buat lagi macam tadi. - Buat lagi, buat lagi. 408 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:01,917 Buat lagi macam tadi. 409 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,637 Tadi begini. 410 00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:09,357 Jumpa balik. - Ada lagi. 411 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,020 Ada ni. 412 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,077 - Hilang lagi. - Hilang lagi. 413 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,877 - Buat lagi macam tadi. - Buat lagi macam tadi. 414 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,700 Siapa yang panggil saya? 415 00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:28,580 Siapa mereka ni? 416 00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:33,020 Dia orang ni kawan saya. Kami ni Srimulat. 417 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,877 - Haiwan-haiwan.. - Kawan-kawan. 418 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:44,677 - Dia ni Safari. Orang pintar. - Orang pintar. 419 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,957 - Dia ni.. - Saya dah tahu. 420 00:29:48,380 --> 00:29:49,397 Dah tahu. 421 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,237 - Ini. - Dah tahu. 422 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,477 - Itu. - Dah tahu. 423 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,517 - Dah tahu, dah tahu, dah tahu. - Fuyoo. 424 00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,020 - Betul ke? - Orang pintar. 425 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:03,397 Yang paling hujung tu Safari tahu juga ke? 426 00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:07,580 Kurang pintar. 427 00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:11,500 - Ini.. Siapa nama Kakak? - Saya Royani, Encik. 428 00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:13,757 - Royani. - Royalti. 429 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,917 - Royani. - Royani. 430 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,057 - Siapa yang tukar nama dia? - Tak ada. 431 00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:21,757 Bagitahu je, ada masalah apa? 432 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,957 - Macam ni.. - Macam ni.. 433 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,157 - Kejap, kejap. - Macam ni... 434 00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:30,480 Sabarlah. 435 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,437 Cakaplah satu persatu. 436 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,917 Bila korang tak reti berbudi bahasa, saya nak pergi. 437 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,317 - Tunggu, tunggu. - Jangan, jangan. 438 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,037 - Saya nak pergi. - Jangan, jangan. 439 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,220 - Jangan, jangan. - Sudah. 440 00:30:44,020 --> 00:30:46,717 - Jangan. - Sudah. 441 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,677 Sudah, sudah. 442 00:30:49,340 --> 00:30:51,980 Sekarang bagitahu kenapa korang.. 443 00:30:55,460 --> 00:30:57,100 - Licin tu. - Sudah. 444 00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:04,200 Licin kot punggung tu. 445 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,837 Ceritalah, satu persatu. 446 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,260 Cakaplah. 447 00:31:09,980 --> 00:31:11,060 Kejap, kejap. 448 00:31:11,460 --> 00:31:17,060 Setiap malam saya ni dengar bunyi.. 449 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:30,397 - Patutlah, kau pijak kaki dia. - Bang Asmuni yang pijak. 450 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,917 Lepas tu, siapa nak cakap, siapa? 451 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,837 Aku, aku nak cakap. 452 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,058 Jadi, pada malam hari tu .. 453 00:31:37,183 --> 00:31:40,437 Aku pernah tengok benda warna putih. 454 00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:43,860 - Dekat mana? - Kat sebelah bilik Encik Timbul. 455 00:31:45,460 --> 00:31:46,460 Kau ni. 456 00:31:48,780 --> 00:31:54,280 - Aku ada cerita lagi seram. - Apa? 457 00:31:55,340 --> 00:32:01,717 Kalau malam televisyen tu hidup, mati, hidup, mati. 458 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,460 Antara hidup dan mati tu sama, Bang. 459 00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:12,537 Maksudnya, hidup, mati, hidup, mati, lepas tu ada bunyi.. 460 00:32:16,660 --> 00:32:20,317 Menggerunkan, menggerunkan. 461 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:24,477 Aki, saya nak cakap. Aki. Semalam saya.. 462 00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:28,477 - Kena rasuk, kena rasuk. - Tak, tak. 463 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,300 - Keturunan tu. - Oh. 464 00:32:31,539 --> 00:32:35,497 Sekarang, kalau nak halau hantu.. 465 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,237 Saya dah bagi azimat kat kau, 'kan? 466 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,037 - Iya. - Mana azimat tu? 467 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:45,237 Ini Joyo Kuncoro. 468 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,037 - Iya. - Iya. 469 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:51,037 - Joyo Kuncoro. - Terbalik tu. 470 00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:56,157 - Kuncoro, Joyo? - Betul. 471 00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:03,757 Nak halau hantu tu, saya ada ramuan iaitu korang kena membasuh wajah... 472 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:07,597 ...dengan seluar dalam bayi yang dah kena rendam. 473 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,157 - Seluar dalam. - Seluar dalam. 474 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,280 Tak ada. 475 00:33:18,460 --> 00:33:23,357 - Aku tak nak, tak nak. - Tak nak, Bul. Tak nak. 476 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,540 Puntianak. 477 00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:41,300 Hantunya dah hilang. 478 00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:47,580 - Terima kasih, okay? - Cakap dalam Bahasa Indonesia. 479 00:33:47,780 --> 00:33:48,880 Ya. 480 00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:51,240 Terima kasih. 481 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,780 - Sebab dah datang sini ajar saya. - Sama-sama. 482 00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:56,877 Esok berlatih lagi cakap dalam Bahasa Indonesia, okay? 483 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,957 Berlatih dengan saya, lepas saya balik kerja. 484 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,120 Iya. 485 00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:01,500 Iya. 486 00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:04,993 - Assalamualaikum. - Waalaikumsalam. 487 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:15,580 Bang, Bang. 488 00:34:24,220 --> 00:34:26,197 - Nak beli apa, Bang? - Abang meniaga apa ni? 489 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:30,340 Bila siang saya meniaga cendol, bila malam saya meniaga sate. 490 00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:34,597 - Ada lagi ke? - Ada, ada. Nak berapa? Sepuluh ke? 491 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,900 Bila banyak lagi, pergilah meniaga. 492 00:34:37,180 --> 00:34:40,460 Supaya tak membazir. - Betul tu, Bang. 493 00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:44,500 Korang ni teruk betul. 494 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:58,397 - Aku nak rasa dulu. - Nak tambah cili tak? 495 00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:08,077 Habis. Kau dah potong habis rambut aku, Bas. 496 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,900 Percuma tau. Cakap banyak pula. 497 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,197 Hilang wibawaku. 498 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,717 - Wei, nak buat apa? - Nak basuh. 499 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,237 Jangan basuh dulu supaya lebih meresap. 500 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:18,380 Iye ke? 501 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:22,717 Banyak macam tu nak buat apa, Bang? 502 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,900 Supaya lebih yakin, Kak Djudjuk. 503 00:35:25,140 --> 00:35:28,957 - Supaya berjaya. - Bila dah berjaya nak apa? 504 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,077 - Aku nak beli motosikal. - Sama dengan aku. 505 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,277 - Kau boleh bawa motosikal ke, Peng? - Boleh. 506 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,420 Macam mana? 507 00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:37,900 Awas. 508 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,900 Macam naik basikal tu. 509 00:35:40,380 --> 00:35:42,520 Aku nak ajar kau ni. Bang Paul. 510 00:35:44,460 --> 00:35:46,757 Bul. Sini. 511 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,317 Bukan Bul. Tapi Bang Tessy. 512 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,460 Kau jadi motosikal. 513 00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:54,357 Motosikal jantan tau. 514 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,920 Cakaplah. 515 00:35:56,820 --> 00:36:01,860 Peng. Ini brek depan. 516 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:07,237 Depan ni lampu berkelip-kelip. Lampu. 517 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,020 Kejap, Bul. 518 00:36:09,860 --> 00:36:15,980 Lampu ni kotor jadi kena dibersihkan. 519 00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:18,557 - Dah bersih. - Iya. 520 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,317 - Bersih tak? - Bersih. 521 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,997 Bila lampu kotor berbahaya. 522 00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:24,877 Miring sikit. 523 00:36:25,220 --> 00:36:27,697 Motor vespa ni. 524 00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:39,000 - Faham tak? - Tak. 525 00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:41,277 Bas, budak ni masih tak faham. 526 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:45,780 - Kau ajar dia. - Aku nak motosikal besar. 527 00:36:46,420 --> 00:36:48,600 Ayuh, Bang Paul. Maju sini. 528 00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:52,260 Tengok ni. 529 00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:56,180 Bukan macam ni. 530 00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,020 Lembap motosikal ni. 531 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,840 Stereng motosikal besar tu kena naik macam ni. 532 00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:06,720 Lubang kunci kat tepi. 533 00:37:12,780 --> 00:37:15,160 Naik lepas tu dengar bunyi tu. 534 00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:20,420 Macam budak-budak. 535 00:37:20,980 --> 00:37:22,157 Lepas tu macam ni.. 536 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,797 Pegang klac ni dulu. Tengok kaki aku ni. 537 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:29,020 - Tekan bawah kaki tu. - Lepas klac dan pecut. 538 00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:33,500 - Aku nak cuba. - Iya. 539 00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:36,300 Bolehlah. Naik dari tepi. 540 00:37:40,380 --> 00:37:41,380 Pecut je. 541 00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:45,100 Peng. 542 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,477 Kenapa macam ni, Bas? 543 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,477 - Tak sesuai naik motosikal besar. - Tak sesuai. 544 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,637 Lebih baik naik motosikal perempuan je. Naiklah. 545 00:37:52,860 --> 00:37:54,940 Tak nak, tak nak. 546 00:37:56,620 --> 00:37:58,877 Bang Tarsan. Perlahan-lahan je. 547 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,500 Apasal nak potong rambut aku? Kaulah. 548 00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:04,100 Naiklah. Perlahan-lahan je. 549 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:10,420 Kenapa kepala kau macam tu? Macam orang Jepun tak reti balik. 550 00:38:11,060 --> 00:38:13,237 - Supaya lebih berwibawa, Encik. - Berwibawa konon. 551 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,637 Isi kolah bilik air ni, aku nak mandi. 552 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,740 Tadi macam ada orang tengah mandi, bukan Pakcik ke? 553 00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:19,657 Aku tak mandi.. Kau tengah tunggu anak aku ke? 554 00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:22,000 Dia tak balik lagi. Isi kolah bilik air ni. 555 00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:31,500 - Isi lagi. - Iya. 556 00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:40,557 Alamak. Air mati lagi. 557 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,540 - Kau ni kenapa, Nung? - Aku tak boleh tahan. 558 00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:52,740 San. 559 00:38:53,180 --> 00:38:54,540 Kenapa muka kau pucat ni? 560 00:38:55,060 --> 00:38:58,100 - Nung. Tolong ambil daun. - Nak buat apa? 561 00:38:58,580 --> 00:38:59,940 Untuk membungkus. 562 00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:04,757 - Cepatlah. - Aku pula. 563 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,380 Nak kuih lemper tak? 564 00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:08,640 Sedap tu. 565 00:39:15,820 --> 00:39:18,020 - Apa ni, Nung? - Kuih lemper. 566 00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:21,357 - Yang besar tu? - Kuih lemper Encik Tarsan. 567 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,940 - Yang kecil tu? - Kuih lemper aku. 568 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,620 Aku nak minta, Nung. 569 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:28,460 Ambil je. 570 00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:33,900 Besar betul kuih lemper ni. 571 00:39:41,660 --> 00:39:44,347 Teruknya. Kuih lemper apa ni, Nung? 572 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,380 - Bul. - Bang As. 573 00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:54,660 Apa ni, Bul? 574 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,560 Kuih lemper. 575 00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:02,237 Yang besar tu aku punya dengan Bang Tarsan. 576 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,820 - Yang kecil pula? - Kuih lemper punya Nunung. 577 00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:10,917 - Nunung tak ada, 'kan? - Tengah tidur. 578 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,920 - Jemput makan, Bang As. - Iya. 579 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:18,860 Maaf ye, Nung. Saya minta maaf tau. 580 00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:27,100 Alhamdulillah. 581 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,200 Kuih lemper. 582 00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:50,557 Alamak. Budak ni. 583 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,997 Betul ke saya ni ada kat pejabat kembang? 584 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,140 Bank. 585 00:40:56,260 --> 00:40:59,717 Saya nak jumpa Royani. 586 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,677 Royani? Tak ada orang bernama Royani kat sini. 587 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:03,877 Ada, Encik. Royani. 588 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,397 Macam mana orangnya? 589 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:09,100 Kalau saya nak terangkan pasal Royani, kalau saya ingat dia je... 590 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:14,220 ...boleh buat saya tersenyum. Dia tu cantik betul, Encik. 591 00:41:15,660 --> 00:41:17,660 Dengan Ani, mana lebih cantik? 592 00:41:24,180 --> 00:41:26,420 - Royani tu, Encik. - Ani. 593 00:41:26,780 --> 00:41:29,037 - Royani. - Ani tu. 594 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,220 Gadis paling cantik di pejabat ni. 595 00:41:32,260 --> 00:41:34,102 Gadis paling cantik. 596 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:38,140 Tengok tu, Jaka dah ambil dia. Teman lelaki dia. 597 00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:01,460 Saya nak suap awak. 598 00:42:57,460 --> 00:42:59,140 Gepeng pergi mana ni? 599 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,780 Kata nak berlatih cakap Bahasa Indonesia. 600 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:05,640 Maaf. 601 00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:08,360 Ada telefon. 602 00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:12,180 - Ada telefon tu. - Jawablah, Bul. 603 00:43:13,820 --> 00:43:16,600 - Halo. - Terbalik tu. Otak tak pakai. 604 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,717 - Halo. - Apa. 605 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,740 - Siapa ni? - Gepeng. 606 00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:27,477 Bukan. Puan Bambang. 607 00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:32,197 - Encik Bambang. - Encik Bambang. 608 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,317 - Tak ada. - Tak ada. 609 00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:38,037 Tak percaya dia ni. 610 00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:41,300 Dengar ni, dengar ni, dengar ni, dengar ni. 611 00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:45,700 Tak ada nama tu. Tak percaya pula. 612 00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:48,420 Kejap, kejap. 613 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:54,420 Halo. Nak cakap dengan Puan Bambang? 614 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,117 - Puan Bambang ni. - Encik Bambang ni. 615 00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:00,997 - Macam mana? - Baguslah. Suruh mereka berbual. 616 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:05,220 Tak payah pening kepala. Kerja senang je ni. 617 00:44:07,220 --> 00:44:09,397 Ada masalah apa dengan keluarga Bambang ni? 618 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,957 Sudah. Jangan sibuk hal orang, Nung. 619 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:17,620 Sibuk hal sendiri je, jadi ke tak nak belajar cakap Bahasa Indonedia ni? 620 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,180 Kau ni dari mana, Peng? 621 00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:28,397 Kami ni dah lama tunggu. Tunggu kau. 622 00:44:29,780 --> 00:44:32,100 Tak nak belajar Bahasa Indonesia ke? 623 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:39,020 Bas, Bas. Orang yang tak nak belajar, tak payah nak tunggu. 624 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:45,380 - Apa? - Bilik perempuan ni. 625 00:44:45,660 --> 00:44:47,060 Bilik aku tau. 626 00:44:47,580 --> 00:44:48,880 Aku lupa. 627 00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:53,317 Nak belajar Bahasa Indonesia je menyusahkan orang. 628 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,720 Kami semua dah mula percaya kat kau. 629 00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:05,760 Wei. Ini bilik perempuan tau. 630 00:45:08,300 --> 00:45:11,957 Bilik aku kat sana. Salah pula. 631 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:13,740 Peng, Peng. 632 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,597 - Abang As. Macam mana ni? - Apa? 633 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,260 - Pasal Bambang ni. - Saya jawab. 634 00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:31,897 Bang, kenapa dengan korang ni? 635 00:45:32,860 --> 00:45:35,875 Kata kita ni keluarga... 636 00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:41,197 ...saling mempercayai, jangan naik angin. 637 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:45,460 Okay? Janji tanggungjawab. Okay? 638 00:45:53,660 --> 00:45:57,520 - Bas. - Siapa tu? 639 00:45:58,140 --> 00:46:01,100 - Aku? - Aku, siapa? 640 00:46:01,620 --> 00:46:02,620 Tarsan. 641 00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:12,420 Kata Bang Tarsan. 642 00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:15,997 Bang Timbul yang ketuk pintu, aku yang panggil kau. 643 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:17,700 Nak apa? 644 00:46:19,340 --> 00:46:22,557 Bas, kau dengar bunyi televisyen tak? 645 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,940 - Tak. - Aku dengar. 646 00:46:28,700 --> 00:46:30,797 Kau ni dah bangun atau tengah tidur? 647 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,940 Basuki yang bangun, aku yang dengar. 648 00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:42,220 Apasal, Encik Timbul? 649 00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,060 Ada bunyi televisyen. 650 00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:03,977 Kawan setan dia ni. 651 00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,340 Kau ni kenapa, Encik Timbul? 652 00:47:09,820 --> 00:47:12,020 Kau ni sama macam dia ke? Diam je. 653 00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:15,917 - Sama macam apa? - Srimulat. 654 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,940 Oh, pasal tu. 655 00:47:25,580 --> 00:47:28,520 Pergilah, Bas. Kau selesaikan hal ni. 656 00:47:30,453 --> 00:47:31,973 Aku ni tengah sedih, Bas. 657 00:47:33,037 --> 00:47:34,397 Pening kepala aku ni, Bas. 658 00:47:36,053 --> 00:47:38,314 Pasal ibu negara ni. Pasal ibu negara pula. 659 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:43,744 Jangan nak lebih-lebih. Masalah kau ni Royani. 660 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,060 Aku ni sedar diri, Bas. 661 00:47:49,470 --> 00:47:51,720 Aku ni orang kampung. 662 00:47:54,710 --> 00:47:56,727 Anak orang miskin. 663 00:47:56,810 --> 00:47:59,560 Yang sekarang ni jadi pelawak di Srimulat. 664 00:48:00,470 --> 00:48:04,840 - Apa kena mengena dengan Royani? - Kau yang cakap pasal Royani. 665 00:48:05,050 --> 00:48:07,520 Aku cakap pasal ibu negara. 666 00:48:11,110 --> 00:48:15,640 Tapi betul juga tu. Dia dah ada teman lelaki. 667 00:48:16,270 --> 00:48:19,160 Kau ingat awek cun macam tu tak ada teman lelaki ke? 668 00:48:20,270 --> 00:48:22,240 Sakit hati aku, Bas. 669 00:48:22,550 --> 00:48:25,327 Lebih baik sekarang kau bagi tumpuan sepenuhnya pada... 670 00:48:25,410 --> 00:48:28,127 ...tujuan kau dari kampung ke bandar ni nak buat apa? 671 00:48:28,310 --> 00:48:30,127 Jangan tak tentu arah. 672 00:48:30,210 --> 00:48:33,527 Esok kau kena minta maaf pada semua anggota Srimulat. 673 00:48:33,610 --> 00:48:34,990 Percaya cakap aku. 674 00:48:35,670 --> 00:48:38,467 Tujuan aku bawa kau ke bandar ni supaya nasib kau... 675 00:48:38,550 --> 00:48:40,830 ...tak sama macam budak-budak tu. 676 00:48:41,070 --> 00:48:44,658 Belum kahwin, patah hati.. 677 00:48:45,284 --> 00:48:48,360 Tak ada duit, degil... 678 00:48:49,590 --> 00:48:52,680 ...dia orang ni tak reti cakap Bahasa Indonesia, Peng. 679 00:48:55,590 --> 00:48:58,854 - Kuburan siapa ni, Bas? - Kau bacalah satu persatu. 680 00:48:59,350 --> 00:49:01,967 Pus, Kiki... 681 00:49:03,350 --> 00:49:06,230 ...Meong, Ucing. 682 00:49:07,050 --> 00:49:11,430 Mestilah mereka ni tak reti cakap Bahasa Indonesia. Nak kena kau ni. 683 00:49:11,710 --> 00:49:15,407 Maksud aku, supaya kau tak meninggal dalam usia muda kat bandar... 684 00:49:15,490 --> 00:49:18,167 ...dalam keadaan teruk macam mereka. 685 00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:21,160 Faham tak? Merepek. 686 00:49:23,110 --> 00:49:24,400 Maaf. 687 00:49:39,650 --> 00:49:42,967 Ada yang saya nak... 688 00:49:46,670 --> 00:49:48,200 ...cakap. 689 00:49:48,970 --> 00:49:51,280 Kenapa rambut kau tu? 690 00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:54,680 Basuki yang.. 691 00:50:03,470 --> 00:50:06,080 - Rambut kau. - Rambut aku? 692 00:50:11,550 --> 00:50:15,760 Ini rambut kau ke? Kau tak bilas ke? 693 00:50:15,910 --> 00:50:19,680 Basuki kata tak boleh bilas, supaya lebih meresap. 694 00:50:20,310 --> 00:50:22,960 Bodoh kau ni, Nung. 695 00:50:23,410 --> 00:50:27,230 Kenapa jadi macam ni, Nung? 696 00:50:27,990 --> 00:50:31,750 Aku tak boleh nak jadi macam Titiek Puspa. 697 00:50:32,190 --> 00:50:37,190 Tak. Masih boleh. Masih boleh menggelakkan kau. 698 00:50:40,630 --> 00:50:41,807 Assalamualaikum. 699 00:50:41,890 --> 00:50:44,470 - Waalaikumsalam. - Waalaikumsalam. 700 00:50:53,270 --> 00:50:57,287 - Kak Rojali. - Royani. 701 00:50:57,370 --> 00:50:59,480 Hari ni kita jadi belajar Bahasa Indonesia, 'kan? 702 00:50:59,670 --> 00:51:01,807 Bukan semalam ke sepatutnya, Kak Royani? 703 00:51:01,890 --> 00:51:04,680 Siapa yang cakap? Hari inilah. 704 00:51:05,710 --> 00:51:10,320 Kau salah tengok tarikh ke, Peng? Kita pergi kuburan pula tadi. 705 00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:14,670 Nung. Bahasa Indonesia. 706 00:51:16,990 --> 00:51:18,487 Alamak, Kak. 707 00:51:18,570 --> 00:51:20,800 Apa dah jadi dengan rambut awak tu? 708 00:51:25,650 --> 00:51:29,880 Saya yakin korang semua ni boleh dan reti cakap Bahasa Indonesia. 709 00:51:30,350 --> 00:51:33,407 Yang jadi masalah ni, korang ni tak membiasakan diri je. 710 00:51:33,490 --> 00:51:38,647 Jadi, mulai sekarang korang kena cakap dalam Bahasa Indonesia... 711 00:51:38,730 --> 00:51:40,327 ...supaya lebih fasih. 712 00:51:40,410 --> 00:51:41,887 Baik. 713 00:51:41,970 --> 00:51:43,647 Kena cakap dalam Bahasa Indonesia. 714 00:51:43,730 --> 00:51:46,007 - Iya. - Iya. 715 00:51:46,090 --> 00:51:47,670 Sekarang kita belajar membaca. 716 00:51:48,070 --> 00:51:50,447 Sekejap, sekejap. Ada telefon. 717 00:51:50,530 --> 00:51:51,890 Cakap dalam Bahasa Indonesia. 718 00:51:52,030 --> 00:51:55,270 Sekejap, sekejap. Ada telefon. 719 00:51:56,910 --> 00:51:59,367 - Halo. - Terbalik tu. 720 00:52:00,790 --> 00:52:02,870 - Halo. - Halo. 721 00:52:05,050 --> 00:52:08,538 Tak ada. 722 00:52:08,663 --> 00:52:10,207 Degil orang ni. 723 00:52:10,290 --> 00:52:15,110 Tengoklah, tengoklah, tengoklah, tengoklah, tengoklah. Tak ada, 'kan? 724 00:52:18,310 --> 00:52:20,510 Siapa yang telefon tu? 725 00:52:20,790 --> 00:52:23,767 - Encik Bambang. - Dia nak cari siapa? 726 00:52:23,850 --> 00:52:25,047 Puan Bambang. 727 00:52:25,130 --> 00:52:28,120 Tak ada Puan Bambang kat sini, 'kan? 728 00:52:28,810 --> 00:52:33,327 - Awak Puan Bambang ke? - Iya. Saya Puan Bambang. 729 00:52:33,410 --> 00:52:36,520 Yang telefon Encik Bambang. Awak pula Puan Bambang. 730 00:52:36,730 --> 00:52:40,567 Encik Bambang cakap apa? Tanda tanya. 731 00:52:40,650 --> 00:52:43,858 Encik Bambang cakap, koma... 732 00:52:43,983 --> 00:52:47,594 ... bahawa Encik Bambang ada kat hospital... 733 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:50,157 ...tanda seru. 734 00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:52,280 - Cik, saya minta diri dulu, okay? - Iya, iya. Tak apa. 735 00:52:54,020 --> 00:52:56,037 Dia tu pencuri ke? 736 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:59,760 Tak. Papan hitam tu Puan Bambang punya. 737 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,357 - Macam tu. - Dia punya papan hitam tu. 738 00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,157 Korang ingat lagi tak tulisan kat papan hitam tadi tu? 739 00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:07,357 - Masih. - Masih. 740 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:08,760 Kita mulai sekarang. 741 00:53:09,340 --> 00:53:12,677 - Suasana. - Suasana. 742 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,437 - Di. - Di. 743 00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:17,317 - Ibu negara. - Ibu negara. 744 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,497 Sekejap, sekejap. 745 00:53:18,580 --> 00:53:22,940 Ibu negara tu ada kat sini. Kalau kat sana, suasana. Salah tu. 746 00:53:23,620 --> 00:53:25,957 Yang betul tu suasini. Ikut cakap aku, okay? 747 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:27,137 - Iya. - Iya. 748 00:53:27,220 --> 00:53:29,040 - Suasini. - Suasini. 749 00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:30,640 - Di. - Di. 750 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,797 - Ibu negara. - Ibu negara. 751 00:53:34,740 --> 00:53:37,797 - Macam tu. - Macam tu, Kak. 752 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,537 Sekejap, sekejap. 753 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:42,298 Ini bukan ibu negara. 754 00:53:42,423 --> 00:53:45,317 Ini rumah sewa Abah Makmur. 755 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:51,277 Jadi, suasini di rumah sewa Abah Makmur. 756 00:53:52,380 --> 00:53:54,357 Kejap, kejap. Salah tu. 757 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,957 - Mana boleh? - Mana boleh? 758 00:53:56,040 --> 00:54:02,200 Sepatutnya, suasini di rumah sewa Abah saya. 759 00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:06,237 - Rumah sewa ni milik Abah Rohani. - Betul. 760 00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,377 Betul tu cakap Bang Asmuni. 761 00:54:07,460 --> 00:54:09,517 - Suasini. - Suasini. 762 00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:10,837 - Di. - Di. 763 00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,757 - Rumah sewa. - Rumah sewa. 764 00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:16,117 - Abah saya. - Abah saya. 765 00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:21,997 Kejap. Abah saya tak ada rumah sewa. 766 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:25,277 Abah saya ada sawah. 767 00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:28,740 - Abah saya dah meninggal. - Innalillahi. 768 00:54:29,060 --> 00:54:31,698 Terima kasih, Royani. 769 00:54:32,178 --> 00:54:34,120 Aku.. 770 00:54:36,366 --> 00:54:42,620 Bunga ni sukar untuk diterjemahkan, ia akan kehilangan rasa. 771 00:54:43,180 --> 00:54:44,540 Rasa apa pula ni? 772 00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:47,938 Aku bagi contoh ni. 773 00:54:51,380 --> 00:54:57,117 Aku bunga, kalau dekat dengan awak.. 774 00:55:04,940 --> 00:55:07,037 Memang pandai melawak anggota Srimulat ni. 775 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,600 - Bagus ke lawak aku, Ro? - Iya. 776 00:55:10,900 --> 00:55:12,860 - Apa ni? - Tengok ni, Ro. 777 00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:23,100 Burung terbang mengelilingi bumi,... 778 00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:29,597 ...penat terbang, bertenggek di dahan kayu. 779 00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:31,520 Bagitahu dalam Bahasa Indonesia. 780 00:55:33,980 --> 00:55:38,037 Dah terbang sana sini,... 781 00:55:39,980 --> 00:55:44,100 ...saya bertuah berjumpa dengan gadis cantik. 782 00:55:45,940 --> 00:55:47,880 - Mengada-ada awak ni. - Adoi. 783 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:54,297 - Aku buat satu kali je tau. - Iya, kejap. Giliran aku pula. 784 00:55:57,340 --> 00:55:59,100 Aku tadi nak buat perlahan je. 785 00:55:59,740 --> 00:56:01,717 Awak ni tak sesuai. Tak payahlah. 786 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,717 - Tak sesuai ke? Aku nak cuba. - Sudah, sudah. 787 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:06,700 - Aku nak cuba juga. - Sudahlah. Malulah. 788 00:56:07,900 --> 00:56:08,900 Baiklah. 789 00:56:13,780 --> 00:56:16,500 Cantik, 'kan? 790 00:56:17,260 --> 00:56:21,437 Kalau aku cantik pakai ni, mesti cantik bila Nunung pakai. 791 00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,540 Nunung. 792 00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:41,837 Bukan macam tu. 793 00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:42,957 Assalamualaikum. 794 00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:44,837 - Assalamualaikum. - Waalaikumsalam. 795 00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:49,020 - Ani. - Bang. 796 00:56:49,900 --> 00:56:54,220 Saya dah minta kebenaran pada Pakcik nak bawa Ani pergi jalan. 797 00:56:54,660 --> 00:56:55,757 Boleh ke, Pakcik? 798 00:56:55,840 --> 00:57:00,440 Boleh, boleh. Kau balik sekarang. Sementara belum malam. Pergi balik. 799 00:57:08,020 --> 00:57:11,917 - Tapi Bang Fredy kena ikut. - Apasal kau nak bawa dia? 800 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,420 Supaya lebih meriah, Bah. 801 00:57:16,691 --> 00:57:18,997 Baiklah. Tak apa, Pakcik. Saya minta diri dulu, Pakcik. 802 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:21,237 - Iya, iya. - Supaya lebih seronok, Bah. 803 00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:23,197 Seronok konon. 804 00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,037 Dia nak keluar berdua, kau pula nak bawa dia. 805 00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:26,197 Tak pe. 806 00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:30,540 Kau nak buat apa? Nak buat apa? Kau nak buat apa kat sini? 807 00:57:31,340 --> 00:57:32,780 Kenapa tangan kau tu? 808 00:57:35,460 --> 00:57:37,460 - Assalamualaikum. - Waalaikumsalam. 809 00:57:40,220 --> 00:57:42,437 Nama tempat ni Taman Lawang. 810 00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:45,917 Pejabat besar kami semua. Sentiasa bagi galakan satu sama lain. 811 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:50,717 Adoi. Tolong. Nyah, tolong. Nyah. 812 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:54,377 Aku dipukul, aku telah dikasari, Nyah. 813 00:57:54,660 --> 00:57:57,557 - Nak pergi mana kau? - Woi, keluar. 814 00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,077 - Dah. Keluar, keluar. - Tolong, tolong. 815 00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:04,357 - Tolong, tolong. - Kawasan kami ni. 816 00:58:05,140 --> 00:58:07,317 - Ampun, Ampun. - Tak ada ampun. 817 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,917 - Ampun, ampun. - Tak ada ampun. 818 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:15,560 - Ampun, ampun. - Padan muka kau. 819 00:58:19,420 --> 00:58:22,197 Diam kat situ, semuanya! 820 00:58:24,180 --> 00:58:26,997 Jangan lari, jangan lari. 821 00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:43,460 Bang Jaka, terima kasih tau. Sebab bawa Bang Fredy sekali. 822 00:58:44,740 --> 00:58:46,060 Iya, tak apa. 823 00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:58,317 - Kenapa ni, Encik? - Selamat malam. 824 00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,157 Saudara ni Kosan atau Joko Santo ke? 825 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:03,477 - Atau Joko Santoso? - Betul. 826 00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:04,957 - Kami nak tangkap awak. - Bawa dia, Encik. 827 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:06,137 Ada apa ni? 828 00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:09,277 - Bang Jaka. Bang. - Bawa sekali teman wanitanya. 829 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,517 - Alamak. Ro. Royani. - Abang nak apa ni? 830 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,717 - Bawa saya sekali, Encik. - Tak payah. 831 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,917 - Bawa saya sekali, Kak. - Bang. Saya tak nak. 832 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,500 Royani. Bawa saya sekali, Kak. 833 00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:35,477 - Apa? - Gepeng dan Bang Tessy kat mana? 834 00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,060 Cakap dalam Bahasa Indonesia. 835 00:59:37,340 --> 00:59:41,197 - Gepeng dan Bang Tessy kat mana? - Tak balik sejak malam tadi. 836 00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:43,378 Tak percaya. 837 00:59:44,369 --> 00:59:46,117 Kenapa dia tidur macam tu? 838 00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:51,060 Ini tilam aku, itu tilam Gepeng. Separuh aku, separuh dia. Adil. 839 00:59:51,460 --> 00:59:52,740 Assalamualaikum. 840 00:59:52,900 --> 00:59:54,357 - Waalaikumsalam. - Waalaikumsalam. 841 00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,180 Waalaikumsalam. 842 00:59:58,296 --> 01:00:00,760 - Jemput minum, Pakcik. - Terima kasih. 843 01:00:01,248 --> 01:00:04,728 Pagi-pagi macam ni Pakcik dah datang bawa.. 844 01:00:05,660 --> 01:00:06,917 Perasan kau ni. 845 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:10,180 Aku tak bawa apa-apa. Aku bawa soalan je datang ni. 846 01:00:10,306 --> 01:00:13,106 Sejak malam tadi anak aku tak balik. Dia datang sini tak? 847 01:00:13,331 --> 01:00:15,120 Rojali ke? 848 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:19,000 - Royani. - Royani. Rojali pula. 849 01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,360 Ada kat mana? Mana? 850 01:00:21,620 --> 01:00:24,237 Gepeng dan Tessy tak ada. 851 01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:27,640 Yang bernama Royani. Bukan Gepeng dan Tessy. 852 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:32,557 Tapi tak ada. Habis tu, macam mana dengan rambut aku ni? 853 01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:34,637 Habis tu, macam mana dengan rambut dia? Maksud saya ni.. 854 01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:35,817 Siapa Gepeng tu? 855 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,277 - Fredy, Pakcik. - Gepeng ke tu? 856 01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:40,517 - Fredy Gepeng. - Gepeng tu siapa? 857 01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,460 Fredy. Fredy tu Gepeng. 858 01:00:44,980 --> 01:00:48,637 Lebih baik kita cari sekarang bersama-sama. 859 01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,517 Habis tu, macam mana rambut aku ni? 860 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:54,397 Nanti kita kumpulkan mereka bersama-sama, betul tak, Pakcik? 861 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:56,980 Nasi uduk ni untuk kami semua, 'kan? 862 01:00:57,106 --> 01:00:58,922 Bukan. Ini aku punya. Suka hati je. 863 01:00:59,005 --> 01:01:01,257 Aku beli sendiri. Tak boleh. 864 01:01:01,820 --> 01:01:03,480 Aku nak makan. 865 01:01:03,780 --> 01:01:05,460 Melampau betul Gepeng ni. 866 01:01:05,660 --> 01:01:09,260 Dia dah buat malu Srimulat. Bawa lari anak dara orang. 867 01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:11,120 Gepeng ni tak ada otak ke? 868 01:01:11,242 --> 01:01:14,859 Kalau Pakcik Makmur tu buat aduan polis, macam mana dengan kita? 869 01:01:14,942 --> 01:01:19,040 Macam mana? Macam mana? Macam mana, Bang Paul? 870 01:01:23,282 --> 01:01:24,840 Bang Bang Paul 871 01:01:29,802 --> 01:01:31,480 Macam mana, Bang Paul? 872 01:01:33,722 --> 01:01:36,859 Bang Tessy juga ni. Lari dari rumah. 873 01:01:36,942 --> 01:01:40,298 Aku dah tunggu rambut tu. Dia dah berjanji. 874 01:01:40,423 --> 01:01:42,682 Dia tak ada pula. 875 01:01:43,362 --> 01:01:46,019 - Betul tak, Bang Paul? - Iya. 876 01:01:46,722 --> 01:01:49,418 Habislah rambut aku. 877 01:01:49,543 --> 01:01:52,619 Buat orang susah je Gepeng ni. 878 01:01:59,762 --> 01:02:01,320 Baik, Komandan! 879 01:02:04,162 --> 01:02:05,859 Cantik motosikal ni, siapa punya? 880 01:02:05,942 --> 01:02:08,520 Baik, Komandan. Motosikal anak buah, Tuan. 881 01:02:09,642 --> 01:02:13,200 Biar betul? Motosikal komandan kalah dengan motosikal anak buah. 882 01:02:14,002 --> 01:02:15,939 Oh ya, lain kali jangan bawa motosikal tu lagi. 883 01:02:16,022 --> 01:02:18,042 Baik, Tuan. Saya tak bawa lagi, Tuan. 884 01:02:21,322 --> 01:02:26,002 - Aku tak pernah naik. - Baik, Tuan. Saya akan buat, Tuan. 885 01:02:28,141 --> 01:02:29,141 Alamak. 886 01:02:30,422 --> 01:02:33,139 - Baik, Tuan. - Baik, Tuan. 887 01:02:33,222 --> 01:02:35,659 - Baik, Tuan. - Baik, Tuan. 888 01:02:35,742 --> 01:02:38,482 Tuan, ini adalah hasil tangkapan kami malam tadi. 889 01:02:38,962 --> 01:02:40,459 Baiklah. Mari masuk. 890 01:02:40,542 --> 01:02:45,819 Ini, Encik. Ini pemandu saya yang mencuri tu. Ini orangnya, Encik. 891 01:02:45,902 --> 01:02:50,362 Perempuan ni juga. Kau ni perempuan murah. 892 01:02:50,602 --> 01:02:54,826 Kau mesti seronok dapat naik kereta saya, 'kan? Pergi bersiar-siar. 893 01:02:56,642 --> 01:02:58,099 Melampau kau ni. Apa? 894 01:02:58,182 --> 01:03:00,979 Apa hubungan awak dengan dia? Dia tu teman wanita awak ke? 895 01:03:01,362 --> 01:03:02,582 Bakal. 896 01:03:04,042 --> 01:03:06,659 Apasal Encik ni? Nak sentuh aku pula. 897 01:03:06,742 --> 01:03:09,059 - Puan. - Sibuk je panggil aku Puan. 898 01:03:09,142 --> 01:03:10,459 Puan, Puan. 899 01:03:10,542 --> 01:03:13,779 Buat-buat muka kasihan pula. Nak apa Encik ni? 900 01:03:13,862 --> 01:03:15,859 Saya tengah marah. Jangan nak sentuh aku. 901 01:03:15,942 --> 01:03:18,618 Cari orang lain je. Dia garang. 902 01:03:18,743 --> 01:03:20,379 Hukum pencuri ni. 903 01:03:20,462 --> 01:03:22,299 Bukan yang pakai baju merah jambu, Encik. 904 01:03:22,382 --> 01:03:23,619 Gadis yang pakai skirt biru tu. 905 01:03:23,702 --> 01:03:24,779 Perlahan-lahan je. 906 01:03:24,862 --> 01:03:28,080 Aku tengah marah. Kalau tengah marah tak boleh nak cakap perlahan. 907 01:03:28,402 --> 01:03:29,602 Siapa Encik ni? 908 01:03:29,982 --> 01:03:31,819 Saya ketua balai ni, Puan. 909 01:03:31,902 --> 01:03:35,600 Dah tahu diri tu ketua, sibuk nak bagitahu orang. 910 01:03:37,762 --> 01:03:40,419 Kau ni berani betul bawa kereta aku tanpa.. 911 01:03:40,502 --> 01:03:41,800 Masalahnya.. 912 01:03:41,962 --> 01:03:43,219 - Masalahnya.. - Masalahnya.. 913 01:03:43,302 --> 01:03:46,739 Yang buat masalah ni pemandu saya. Kenapa tangan Encik macam ni? 914 01:03:46,822 --> 01:03:48,779 Maksud saya, saya nak tolong, Puan. 915 01:03:48,862 --> 01:03:52,179 Tak tolong apa? Tak perlu nak tolong. Aku ni nak mereka dihukum je. 916 01:03:52,262 --> 01:03:53,778 Boleh mengatasi masalah ni tak? 917 01:03:53,903 --> 01:03:57,539 Boleh. Aku boleh buat. Aku ni ketua. 918 01:03:57,622 --> 01:03:59,179 - Aku cakap mengatasi. - Saya dah kat atas ni. 919 01:03:59,262 --> 01:04:00,899 Mengatasi masalah ni. Bukan berdiri kat sana. 920 01:04:00,982 --> 01:04:02,419 Cakaplah yang betul. 921 01:04:02,502 --> 01:04:04,794 Encik ni dah tua, kenapa tak pencen lagi? 922 01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:07,637 - Dulu saya dah dua kali pencen. - Lepas tu? 923 01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:10,317 Lepas tu saya masuk lagi, saya diterima sampai sekarang. 924 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:11,917 Mengarut. 925 01:04:12,380 --> 01:04:14,677 - Bertenang, Puan. Bertenang. - Jangan buat muka kasihan. 926 01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:17,157 - Sudah, bertenang. - Nak bertenang macam mana? 927 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:19,020 Saya ni ketua balai ni. 928 01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:20,597 Kalau macam tu, selesaikan masalah ni. 929 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,357 Sebab tu Puan jangan asyik nak marah. 930 01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:25,077 Puan, saya nak bagitahu ni. 931 01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:29,997 Alamak. Maaf ye, Kak. 932 01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:33,997 Sengaja lah tu nak ambil kesempatan Encik ni. 933 01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:36,717 Tak, Puan. Bila marah mata kena buka lagi. 934 01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:38,860 Bagi mata tu keluar sikit. Cuba. 935 01:04:39,580 --> 01:04:41,837 - Hei. - Kurang tu. 936 01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:45,397 Kau kena buang kerja. Supaya kau dihukum. 937 01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:47,037 - Puan. - Padan muka. 938 01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:48,597 Bertenang. 939 01:04:48,780 --> 01:04:50,540 Jangan suruh aku bertenang macam ni. 940 01:04:51,300 --> 01:04:54,397 - Degil betul. - Berani betul. 941 01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:56,277 - Tak nak dengar cakap. - Ini kepala orang kaya tau. 942 01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:58,077 Aku ni polis. Aku ada hak kat sini. 943 01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:00,397 Kau ingat polis boleh pegang kepala orang suka hati macam tu ke? 944 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:01,537 Tak boleh. 945 01:05:01,620 --> 01:05:04,217 Tak perlu menenangkan aku. Saya boleh menenangkan diri. 946 01:05:05,173 --> 01:05:06,213 Alamak. 947 01:05:08,013 --> 01:05:09,260 Masuklah. 948 01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:12,400 Ro. 949 01:05:26,820 --> 01:05:27,820 Maaf, Bang. 950 01:05:28,710 --> 01:05:31,440 Bang Fredy jadi terlibat dengan masalah ni. 951 01:05:32,020 --> 01:05:35,280 Saya tak terlibat. 952 01:05:39,780 --> 01:05:42,280 Royani ni tak macam yang Abang kenal. 953 01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:48,560 Royani di pejabat dan di rumah ni tak sama, Bang. 954 01:05:50,180 --> 01:05:54,920 Masa di pejabat saya bukan Royani yang Abang kenal sekarang ni. 955 01:06:02,300 --> 01:06:03,320 Ingat ini tak? 956 01:06:06,747 --> 01:06:08,860 Ini Royani yang saya kenal. 957 01:06:10,940 --> 01:06:13,757 Royani yang tulus hati... 958 01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:20,700 ...membantu keluarga saya belajar cakap Bahasa Indonesia. 959 01:06:21,225 --> 01:06:26,120 Royani yang sentiasa membuat hati saya berbunga-bunga. 960 01:06:31,260 --> 01:06:33,580 Saya dah simpan ni semalaman. 961 01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:41,717 Sekarang saya kena simpan ini kat tempat rahsia. 962 01:06:44,220 --> 01:06:45,300 Okay? 963 01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:01,580 Sekarang dia dah abadi. 964 01:07:16,860 --> 01:07:21,300 Saya pun tak macam yang awak kenal. 965 01:07:24,140 --> 01:07:26,020 Saya pun ada rahsia juga. 966 01:07:26,740 --> 01:07:28,100 Rahsia apa tu? 967 01:07:31,580 --> 01:07:34,980 - Nak buat apa? - Kita ni belum pernah berkenalan. 968 01:07:40,380 --> 01:07:43,700 Nama saya Aris Manto. 969 01:07:48,420 --> 01:07:50,597 Kalau nak gelak, gelak je. 970 01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:53,717 Memang tak sesuai nama Fredy tu dengan saya. 971 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,580 Fredy. Merepek je guna nama Fredy. 972 01:08:00,235 --> 01:08:02,360 Jadi nama awak Aris Manto? 973 01:08:12,940 --> 01:08:14,140 Aku nak tanya.. 974 01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:19,600 Melampau betul kau ni. 975 01:08:19,635 --> 01:08:22,677 Kau tahu tak sekarang kau ni ada kat mana? 976 01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:24,877 Saya ada kat balai polis. 977 01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:26,017 Memang melampau. 978 01:08:26,100 --> 01:08:29,237 Ini di Balai Polis Menteng. Faham? 979 01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:30,417 Faham. 980 01:08:36,948 --> 01:08:38,200 Diam. 981 01:08:48,420 --> 01:08:53,997 Nampaknya saya ni kenal awak. Tapi kat mana agaknya? 982 01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:57,757 Nampaknya saya pun macam kenal awak, tapi kat mana agaknya? 983 01:08:57,840 --> 01:08:59,757 Awak ni Ayah saya ke? 984 01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:01,437 - Apa? - Mak saya ke? 985 01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:03,517 Mengarut. 986 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:06,220 Kau ingat aku ni bukan lelaki ke? 987 01:09:08,020 --> 01:09:12,717 Kau keluar malam-malam dengan pakai baju macam ni, lebih-lebih lagi... 988 01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:15,957 ...di Taman Lawang, kau nak buat apa? Buat apa? 989 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:18,920 Saya tengah menjiwai watak, Encik. 990 01:09:19,333 --> 01:09:21,340 Menjiwai watak? 991 01:09:21,755 --> 01:09:23,357 Kau ni pelakon filem ke? 992 01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:29,557 Saya pelakon Srimulat. 993 01:09:32,048 --> 01:09:34,353 378 namanya tu. 994 01:09:35,620 --> 01:09:37,160 Kau bersalah. 995 01:09:37,580 --> 01:09:40,117 - Sakit, Encik. - Mana ada. Tepuk je, tak sakitlah. 996 01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:41,757 - Sakit. - Macam mana boleh sakit? 997 01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:43,460 - Tak percaya? - Macam mana? 998 01:09:44,020 --> 01:09:45,077 - Adoi. - Tahu pun. 999 01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:48,597 Terbalik tu. Ini dulu, lepas tu ini. 1000 01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:50,757 Bukan macam ni. Mestilah sakit. 1001 01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:51,860 Duduk. 1002 01:09:53,220 --> 01:09:54,220 Cuai. 1003 01:09:54,820 --> 01:10:00,360 Kau pakai baju macam ni, sebab nak buat lawak ke? 1004 01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:07,180 Kau ni tak pandai berlawak dengan identiti kau sebagai seoarang lelaki? 1005 01:10:07,780 --> 01:10:11,140 Kau ingat pondan ni kelakar? Iya? Macam tu? 1006 01:10:12,460 --> 01:10:15,117 Orang hilang. 1007 01:10:15,980 --> 01:10:17,057 Macam mana ciri-cirinya? 1008 01:10:17,140 --> 01:10:19,797 - Dia tak tinggi, Encik. - Dia pun tak pendek, Encik. 1009 01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:21,797 - Maknanya sedanglah ni. - Tak sedang juga, Encik. 1010 01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:23,197 Tak tinggi juga, Encik. 1011 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:25,797 - Lebih tinggi daripada saya. - Iya. 1012 01:10:26,020 --> 01:10:27,580 Lebih pendek daripada saya. 1013 01:10:30,180 --> 01:10:32,180 - Sama tinggi macam Encik. - Sama tinggi macam Encik. 1014 01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:35,517 Tinggi macam saya. Baiklah. 1015 01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:39,437 Sama tinggi macam saya. Ada ciri-ciri lain tak? 1016 01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:41,717 Akhir-akhir ni dia kerap buat tangan macam ni. 1017 01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:42,817 Dia ni pemain bola tampar ke? 1018 01:10:42,900 --> 01:10:46,477 - Macam ni, Encik. - Pemain badminton? 1019 01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:49,037 - Macam ni, Encik. - Pemain pingpong ke? 1020 01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:51,477 - Macam ni. - Pemain catur ke? 1021 01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:54,117 Catur tu macam ni. Catur ni. 1022 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,140 - Baik, Tuan. - Baik juga. 1023 01:10:56,780 --> 01:10:58,060 Macam tu, Encik. 1024 01:10:58,260 --> 01:11:00,237 Itu ketua saya. 1025 01:11:00,420 --> 01:11:03,597 Korang cakap betul-betul. Ada ciri-ciri lain tak? 1026 01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:07,260 Betul, macam Encik Bambang. 1027 01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:08,700 Awak dah bebas. 1028 01:11:10,180 --> 01:11:11,860 Macam tu ke orangnya? 1029 01:11:13,540 --> 01:11:14,557 Betul. 1030 01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:17,780 Buat penat je taip panjang-panjang. 1031 01:11:20,260 --> 01:11:21,677 Dah jumpa orangnya, 'kan? 1032 01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:23,260 Kalau macam tu, sila keluar. 1033 01:11:24,220 --> 01:11:26,557 Yang satu dah jumpa. Sekarang saya nak buat aduan lagi. 1034 01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:28,557 - Nak buat aduan apa lagi? - Pasal orang hilang. 1035 01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:30,637 - Pasal orang hilang lagi? - Iya. 1036 01:11:32,220 --> 01:11:34,357 Ramai pula orang hilang ni. 1037 01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:36,917 Kalau sikit nanti Encik tak ada kerja. 1038 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:43,020 Satu lagi aduan orang hilang. 1039 01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:47,437 - Nama? - Aris Manto, Encik. 1040 01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:50,717 - Aris Manto. - Taip kat sini, Encik. 1041 01:11:53,380 --> 01:11:54,920 Terlupa 1042 01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:01,560 Baiklah. 1043 01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:09,360 Tak ada tulisan pun? 1044 01:12:09,900 --> 01:12:12,380 Alamak, lupa pula tak ada dakwat. 1045 01:12:12,700 --> 01:12:14,197 - Baiklah, Encik, kalau.. - Bertenang. 1046 01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:15,317 Baiklah. Saya akan bertenang. 1047 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,837 Nama awak Aris. 1048 01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:19,917 Apa hubungan korang ni? 1049 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:26,637 Maksud saya, awak, awak, ada hubungan apa? Macam tu. 1050 01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:27,737 Kawan biasa je. 1051 01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:33,677 Maknanya awak ni mengaharapkan dia. Berharap sangat, iya? 1052 01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:36,077 Awak perasan boleh bercinta dengan Kakak ni, macam tu? 1053 01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:37,597 Tak, Encik. Saya tak berharap. 1054 01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:39,220 Baru je dia cakap macam tu. 1055 01:12:39,580 --> 01:12:41,317 Saya tadi duduk belakang masa dalam kereta. 1056 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:43,557 Duduk belakang kat kereta pula. Faham soalan saya tak? 1057 01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:45,517 Saya tak tanya pasal awak naik kereta. 1058 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:48,237 - Adoi, Encik. - Adoi, adoi. 1059 01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,020 Lepas tu, siapa nama kakak tadi? 1060 01:12:51,020 --> 01:12:52,040 Royani, Encik. 1061 01:12:52,300 --> 01:12:55,033 Saya nak siasat awak, tidur pula. Awak ni. 1062 01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:58,500 - Disebabkan.. - Disebabkan.. 1063 01:12:58,860 --> 01:13:03,877 Korang tak ada sebarang urusan yang melibatkan Naradimana.. 1064 01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:05,017 Banduan ke? 1065 01:13:05,100 --> 01:13:08,877 - Betul, itu maksud saya. - Banduan. Bodoh betul. 1066 01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:12,420 - Saya ni polis. - Polis. 1067 01:13:14,180 --> 01:13:15,197 Korang bebas. 1068 01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:17,997 - Kami dah bebas ke, Encik? - Kami mengizinkan korang balik. 1069 01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:21,300 Iya. Sila, Encik. Iya. 1070 01:13:23,100 --> 01:13:25,357 - Ciri-cirinya? - Lebih tinggi daripada saya. 1071 01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:27,317 Tak pendek macam saya, tapi tak pendek sangat. 1072 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:29,060 Maknanya sama tinggi macam saya? 1073 01:13:29,540 --> 01:13:34,277 Sama tinggi macam saya lagi. 1074 01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:35,417 Ciri-ciri yang lain? 1075 01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:37,837 - Lebih kurus daripada saya. - Tak gemuk macam saya. 1076 01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:40,300 Lebih gemuk Encik Bambang. 1077 01:13:41,860 --> 01:13:45,740 Saya gemuk betul. 1078 01:13:48,340 --> 01:13:49,340 Dia ke? 1079 01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:52,140 - Peng? - Royani? 1080 01:13:58,540 --> 01:13:59,860 Kau ni macam mana, Peng? 1081 01:14:00,140 --> 01:14:03,957 Pakcik Makmur risau cari anaknya. Kau nak bawa lari anak orang ke? 1082 01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:05,997 - Bang. - Maaaf, Ro. Maaf. 1083 01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:07,317 - Tapi.. - Iya. 1084 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:10,917 Saya faham awak ni tengah cemas. Maaf, okay? Menyusahkan orang je. 1085 01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:14,357 Bukan macam tu, Bang. Aku nak terangkan dulu. 1086 01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:17,997 Nak terangkan apa? Apa? Srimulat ada banyak masalah tau. 1087 01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:19,917 Nunung tak nak buat persembahan sebab rambut. 1088 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:24,517 Bang Tessy kena tahan kat sini. Kau pula? Menambah masalah je. 1089 01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:26,277 Sudahlah, Bang. Sudah. 1090 01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:29,877 Kita dah jumpa dia orang ni. Sabarlah. 1091 01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:32,957 Nak sabar macam mana, Bas? Macam mana? Maaf ye, Bas. 1092 01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:34,317 Bang Tarsan, pasal tadi.. 1093 01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:37,397 Maaf ye, Ro. Saya ni bukan nak cakap kosong, Bas. 1094 01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:41,180 Budak ni dari mula lagi dah kerap buat masalah. 1095 01:14:44,420 --> 01:14:45,477 Budak tak guna. 1096 01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:47,720 Tak tahu nak membalas budi. Tak sedar diri. 1097 01:14:49,660 --> 01:14:53,100 Ro, maaf. Dah cabut lari ke? 1098 01:14:54,380 --> 01:14:57,616 - Tengok tu, Bas. Tengoklah. - Aku dah tengok dah. 1099 01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:02,060 Jom balik. Buang masa je. 1100 01:15:04,300 --> 01:15:06,167 Jom, Bang Tessy. Kita balik. 1101 01:15:12,380 --> 01:15:13,420 Bang. Tunggu. 1102 01:15:13,820 --> 01:15:14,820 Apa? 1103 01:15:15,460 --> 01:15:17,060 Cakap dalam Bahasa Indonesia. 1104 01:15:18,060 --> 01:15:22,900 Jangan panggil saya. Saya sentiasa salah di mata Srimulat. 1105 01:15:29,460 --> 01:15:30,900 Serba salah, 'kan? 1106 01:15:38,900 --> 01:15:43,780 Walhal saya ni dah berupaya bagi yang terbaik untuk Srimulat, Ro. 1107 01:15:48,980 --> 01:15:53,260 Royani kagum dengan Srimulat. 1108 01:15:57,700 --> 01:16:02,452 Srimulat tu mengajarkan Royani mengenai kesederhanaan.. 1109 01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:04,780 ketulusan... 1110 01:16:06,540 --> 01:16:08,700 ...dan buat Royani jadi diri sendiri. 1111 01:16:12,900 --> 01:16:14,420 Ini ibu negara tau. 1112 01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:17,458 Mencabar, Bang. 1113 01:16:17,583 --> 01:16:20,500 Boleh buat orang lupa diri. 1114 01:16:21,980 --> 01:16:23,940 Boleh buat orang mudah tersesat. 1115 01:16:26,860 --> 01:16:29,140 Abang dah tengok sendiri Royani ni dah tersesat, 'kan? 1116 01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:36,964 Kita akan tersesat kalau tak ada keluarga yang jaga kita. 1117 01:16:41,260 --> 01:16:43,827 Royani ni selamat sebab ada Bang Aris. 1118 01:16:45,780 --> 01:16:46,920 Bang Fredy. 1119 01:16:49,420 --> 01:16:50,600 Bang Gepeng. 1120 01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:59,713 Srimulat tu keluarga awak, Bang. 1121 01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:09,460 Setiap ketika tengok korang, Royani sentiasa tertawa. 1122 01:17:11,100 --> 01:17:12,700 Royani bahagia. 1123 01:17:16,045 --> 01:17:18,867 Royani nak tengok Bang Gepeng bahagia. 1124 01:17:28,860 --> 01:17:30,920 Bang Gepeng patut bahagia. 1125 01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:36,140 Kotor tangan aku, Bang. 1126 01:17:37,460 --> 01:17:38,480 Saya minta maaf. 1127 01:17:44,540 --> 01:17:48,080 - Awak buat apa tu, Ro? - Supaya kita sama-sama bahagia. 1128 01:17:56,500 --> 01:18:00,568 Tak dapat dinafikan, Tessy tu baik betul nak tolong kita orang. 1129 01:18:00,740 --> 01:18:06,357 - Jadi terharu. - Ini namanya persatuan. 1130 01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:08,780 Kita peluk Tessy sama-sama. 1131 01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:17,760 Nyah. Ada anak muda. 1132 01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:53,277 Pergi mana budak ni? 1133 01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:55,440 Dah malam macam ni tak balik rumah lagi. 1134 01:18:56,420 --> 01:18:59,220 Dia tak fikir ke bapa dia tengah tunggu kat rumah ni? 1135 01:18:59,460 --> 01:19:01,000 Melampau budak ni. 1136 01:19:02,020 --> 01:19:03,340 Alamak. 1137 01:19:04,020 --> 01:19:05,020 Abah. 1138 01:19:05,580 --> 01:19:06,657 Bah. 1139 01:19:06,740 --> 01:19:08,140 Dari mana kau ni? 1140 01:19:08,540 --> 01:19:11,020 Apasal nak peluk aku ni? Kau dari mana? 1141 01:19:11,260 --> 01:19:12,517 Sepanjang hari Abah cari tau. 1142 01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:14,357 Abah cari di sekeliling kampung tak jumpa juga. 1143 01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:15,477 Maafkan Royani, Bah. 1144 01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:17,517 Wei, kau bawa pergi mana anak aku? 1145 01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:18,997 Kau buat apa kat anak aku? 1146 01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:22,517 Abah. Abah jangan marah Bang Gepeng. 1147 01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:24,437 Bang Gepeng ni dah tolong Royani. 1148 01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:27,197 Dia tolong kau apa? Rupa macam tu boleh tolong kau apa? 1149 01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:28,317 Dia dah tolong apa? 1150 01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:30,277 Sekarang Royani tak tersesat lagi, Bah. 1151 01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:31,980 Nasib baik ada Bang Gepeng. 1152 01:19:32,260 --> 01:19:33,637 Tersesat macam mana? 1153 01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:35,257 Kau ni budak bandar, macam mana boleh tersesat? 1154 01:19:35,340 --> 01:19:37,557 Ini tempat kau, macam mana boleh tersesat? 1155 01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:39,220 Banyak alasan kau ni. 1156 01:19:39,580 --> 01:19:42,877 Kenapa mulut korang comot macam tu? Korang bercium-ciuman ke? 1157 01:19:43,740 --> 01:19:45,397 Mana ada. Tak mungkin kami bercium-ciuman. 1158 01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:47,237 Apasal kau mengelap mulut tu? Apasal? 1159 01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:50,140 - Habuk ni, Bah. Habuk. - Habuk konon. 1160 01:19:50,660 --> 01:19:52,080 Apa kau dah buat kat anak aku? 1161 01:19:53,300 --> 01:19:55,437 Kau pergi balik, balik. Baliklah. Buat apa kau kat sini? 1162 01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:58,277 Iya, iya. Baiklah. Saya minta maaf, Pakcik. 1163 01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:02,180 - Royani, saya nak minta diri dulu. - Bang. Bang. 1164 01:20:02,306 --> 01:20:04,280 - Royani nak ikut. - Kau nak ikut pergi mana? 1165 01:20:04,406 --> 01:20:06,277 - Nak pergi rumah sewa. - Nak buat apa kat sana? 1166 01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:07,957 Royani kena tolong dia terangkan perkara sebenar, Bah. 1167 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:09,957 Supaya anggota Srimulat yang lain tak salah faham. 1168 01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:11,557 Banyak alasan kau ni. 1169 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:15,437 Jaga kau kalau lama sangat, aku tutup pagar tu, lompat dinding tu. 1170 01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:17,717 - Iya, iya. - Cepat, pergi cepat. 1171 01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:18,897 - Jom. - Sekejap. 1172 01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:23,677 Ro, boleh ke pinjam kertas dan benda yang untuk menulis? 1173 01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:24,817 - Pen ke? - Iya. 1174 01:20:24,900 --> 01:20:25,977 Okay. Tunggu kejap. 1175 01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:27,920 Nak buat apa lagi ni? 1176 01:20:28,260 --> 01:20:30,357 - Nak buat apa? - Nak buat tu, Bah. 1177 01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:31,500 Itu, apa? 1178 01:20:33,140 --> 01:20:34,717 Kau nak apa? Kau nak apa? 1179 01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:36,660 Kau nak peluk aku ke? Aku pukul kau nanti. 1180 01:20:37,514 --> 01:20:39,380 Jauh sikit, jauh sikit. 1181 01:20:40,452 --> 01:20:41,620 Cepat sikit. 1182 01:20:43,940 --> 01:20:45,460 Banyak kerenah kau ni. 1183 01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:06,277 Aku sedar, aku dah buat salah. 1184 01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:10,760 Mungkin saya buat salah. 1185 01:21:13,430 --> 01:21:15,800 Sebab tu aku nak minta maaf. 1186 01:21:23,724 --> 01:21:26,440 Aku sayang korang semua. 1187 01:21:29,373 --> 01:21:31,720 Korang semua keluargaku. 1188 01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:43,180 Aku hanya nak kita boleh mencapai.. 1189 01:21:48,700 --> 01:21:50,540 Mencapai apa? 1190 01:21:54,940 --> 01:21:56,620 Apa yang kau nak capai? 1191 01:21:58,463 --> 01:22:00,640 Hal yang mustahil. 1192 01:23:02,660 --> 01:23:04,380 Sudah, sudah, sudah. 1193 01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:09,140 Sudah. Sudah, Peng. 1194 01:23:10,340 --> 01:23:14,660 - Rambut palsu aku tu. - Iya, Nung. Dari Tessy ni. 1195 01:23:16,140 --> 01:23:19,637 Habis tu, Tessy mana? 1196 01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:21,680 - Ada, Encik. - Kat mana? 1197 01:23:22,260 --> 01:23:23,520 Sekejap. 1198 01:23:25,883 --> 01:23:27,480 Saya yang akan membacakan. 1199 01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:33,897 Kepada rakan-rakan Srimulat di mana sahaja, saya minta maaf. 1200 01:23:33,980 --> 01:23:40,680 Saya tak akan balik, kalau dua-dua kawan saya, Nancy dan Mirna... 1201 01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:43,257 ...tak dikeluarkah dari.. 1202 01:23:43,340 --> 01:23:46,897 - Dikeluarkan. - Dikeluarkan. 1203 01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:49,200 Kat sini bertulis dikeluarkah tau. 1204 01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:52,977 - Patutnya ada huruf N tau. - Iya. 1205 01:23:53,060 --> 01:23:55,217 Huruf N dah hilang. Jom cari. 1206 01:23:55,300 --> 01:23:56,377 - Kat mana ni? - Hilang pula. 1207 01:23:56,460 --> 01:23:58,657 N, kau kat mana, N? 1208 01:23:58,740 --> 01:24:01,657 - Tengah cari apa ni? - Cari huruf N, Ro. 1209 01:24:01,740 --> 01:24:02,797 Iya. 1210 01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:07,057 Ini. Huruf N ni. N, N, kau ni. 1211 01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:08,317 Letak sini. Selesai. 1212 01:24:08,400 --> 01:24:09,740 Okay. Baca lagi. 1213 01:24:10,120 --> 01:24:11,400 Serius sikit. 1214 01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:18,720 N, dari Pejabat Polis Republik Indonesia. 1215 01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:20,720 Tak boleh jadi ni. 1216 01:24:21,860 --> 01:24:25,017 Maaflah. Bang Tessy tak ada. 1217 01:24:25,100 --> 01:24:26,157 Tak ada. 1218 01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:28,257 Esok kita nak buat penggambaran. 1219 01:24:28,340 --> 01:24:30,537 Sia-sia je, sia-sia je. 1220 01:24:30,620 --> 01:24:34,417 - Macam mana ni? - Tarsan. Kau tak boleh.. 1221 01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:35,977 Anggota kita tak lengkap. 1222 01:24:36,060 --> 01:24:40,297 Masalahnya ada lagi yang belum di baca. Tak habis baca lagi. 1223 01:24:40,380 --> 01:24:41,457 Alamak. 1224 01:24:41,540 --> 01:24:44,760 Okaylah, sambung baca surat ni. Ambil ni, bahagi dua. 1225 01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:50,457 Teruk. Dia lebih memilih kawan yang ada di sana daripada di sini. 1226 01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:53,137 - Apabila saya.. - Menjejaki.. 1227 01:24:53,220 --> 01:24:55,137 - Makan malam.. - Lipas. 1228 01:24:55,220 --> 01:24:57,680 - Tikus itu.. - Istigfar. 1229 01:24:58,640 --> 01:24:59,640 Alamak. 1230 01:25:01,780 --> 01:25:05,857 Buang masa je ni. Tak ada Bang Tessy. 1231 01:25:05,940 --> 01:25:09,257 Kita buat persembahan di atas pentas, esok nak penggambaran, macam mana? 1232 01:25:09,340 --> 01:25:10,817 Tak habis lagi ni. 1233 01:25:10,900 --> 01:25:13,257 Tak habis baca lagi dah kena koyak pula. 1234 01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:16,460 - Bahagi tiga. - Bahagi tiga. 1235 01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:21,160 Dah bersedia? Kau kena tanggungjawab. Ambil ni. 1236 01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:23,977 - Bacalah. - Nak baca apa? 1237 01:25:24,060 --> 01:25:26,857 - Malam ini.. - Fikirlah. 1238 01:25:26,940 --> 01:25:29,457 - Polis.. - Tanda kutip. 1239 01:25:29,540 --> 01:25:32,617 - Pakai rambut palsu. - Merah jambu. 1240 01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:36,577 - Suatu hari nanti.. - Aku, Nancy, Mirna.. 1241 01:25:36,660 --> 01:25:37,757 Tenggelam. 1242 01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:40,257 - Tak ada titik. - Kat mana titik tu? 1243 01:25:40,340 --> 01:25:41,377 Tak ada, tak ada. 1244 01:25:41,460 --> 01:25:44,377 - Jom cari lagi. - Titik, titik. 1245 01:25:44,460 --> 01:25:48,617 - Titik, titik. - Kat mana ni? 1246 01:25:48,700 --> 01:25:49,840 Tak ada, Kak. 1247 01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:54,857 - Ini. - Iya. 1248 01:25:54,940 --> 01:25:56,177 Tengok, tengok. 1249 01:25:56,260 --> 01:26:00,980 - Ini. - Aku pula. 1250 01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:06,777 - Titik apa ni? - Titik Puspa. 1251 01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:12,240 Srimulat. 1252 01:26:12,560 --> 01:26:14,137 Srimulat Hal Yang Mustahil 1253 01:26:14,220 --> 01:26:17,137 - Cantik betul posper tu. - Poster. 1254 01:26:17,220 --> 01:26:20,297 - Iya. - Aku tak ada. 1255 01:26:20,380 --> 01:26:22,657 - Ada, Nung. - Yang pakai baju hijau tu. 1256 01:26:22,740 --> 01:26:27,257 - Tak mungkin. Tak ada tahi lalat. - Dah pindah kat muka Gepeng. 1257 01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:30,840 Dah pindah kat muka Puan Djudjuk juga. 1258 01:26:33,160 --> 01:26:34,497 Ada lalat kat muka kita. 1259 01:26:34,580 --> 01:26:35,937 - Iya. - Macam mana ni? 1260 01:26:36,020 --> 01:26:37,897 Apasal aku tak ada? 1261 01:26:37,980 --> 01:26:40,817 Ada. Itu, Bang. Pejam mata tu. 1262 01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:43,277 Macam orang nak berak. 1263 01:26:43,520 --> 01:26:45,920 Teringat pasal kuih lemper pula. 1264 01:26:47,320 --> 01:26:50,140 Aku yang paling segak. 1265 01:26:51,560 --> 01:26:54,520 Siapa yang pakai topi tu? 1266 01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:58,057 - Encik Bambang. - Bukan. 1267 01:26:58,140 --> 01:27:00,137 - Sebelah kau tu siapa, Peng? - Ana. 1268 01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:01,957 Bang Asmuni. 1269 01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:04,817 - Sebelah aku, kaulah. - Kat sebelah kiri kau tu. 1270 01:27:04,900 --> 01:27:05,957 Basuki. 1271 01:27:06,140 --> 01:27:10,657 - Kat Poster. - Oh, kat poster. 1272 01:27:10,740 --> 01:27:12,620 Bang Tessy. 1273 01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:18,400 - Macam mana dengan Bang Tessy? - Betul juga tu. 1274 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:35,177 - Ada apa ni? - Bang. 1275 01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:42,700 Sudah, sana, sana. 1276 01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:49,457 As, kenapa tak bersiap lagi? 1277 01:27:49,540 --> 01:27:50,740 Maaf, Encik. 1278 01:27:52,960 --> 01:27:56,177 Saya nak mewakili rakan-rakan yang lain. 1279 01:27:56,260 --> 01:27:59,537 Saya nak cakap hal mustahak, Encik. 1280 01:27:59,620 --> 01:28:03,377 Bahawa sesungguhnya selepas buat mesyuarat, ada yang nak... 1281 01:28:03,460 --> 01:28:05,600 ...Bang Paul bagitahu, Encik. 1282 01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:14,457 Encik Teguh, kami tak boleh tampil tanpa Tessy. 1283 01:28:14,540 --> 01:28:15,600 Dia.. 1284 01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:19,537 Srimulat. Betul tak? 1285 01:28:19,620 --> 01:28:21,377 - Iya. - Iya, Encik. 1286 01:28:21,460 --> 01:28:23,640 - Faham tak, Encik Teguh? - Faham. 1287 01:28:24,240 --> 01:28:27,280 Saya faham sangat. 1288 01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:34,960 Saya pun dah tahu semua yang dah berlaku kat rumah sewa. Saya gembira. 1289 01:28:36,040 --> 01:28:38,640 Korang masih ada toleransi. 1290 01:28:39,320 --> 01:28:41,000 Faham makna tolerasi. 1291 01:28:41,560 --> 01:28:46,520 Itu bermakna korang masih faham erti kemanusiaan, reti kemanusiaan. 1292 01:28:46,880 --> 01:28:50,560 Itulah asas saya menubuhkan Srimulat. 1293 01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:52,737 - Ingat tu baik-baik. - Baik, Encik. 1294 01:28:52,820 --> 01:28:54,777 Sudah. Pergi bersiap. 1295 01:28:55,320 --> 01:28:56,720 Tunggu aku. 1296 01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:07,920 Aku bukan nak meninggalkan korang, bukan aku nak masuk penjara. 1297 01:29:09,720 --> 01:29:15,940 Tapi, aku tak nak orang beranggapan pasal aku bergaya macam pondan ni... 1298 01:29:16,160 --> 01:29:18,227 ...sebagai tiket untuk berjaya. 1299 01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:22,880 Aku kena ambil berat pasal mereka. 1300 01:29:25,280 --> 01:29:29,840 Tapi aku pun tak nak kehilangan keluargaku. 1301 01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:36,520 Keluargaku, Srimulatku. 1302 01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:39,698 Encik Teguh. 1303 01:29:39,823 --> 01:29:43,120 Saya tak nak kehilangan korang semua. 1304 01:29:44,320 --> 01:29:47,240 Sudah. Bagus tu. 1305 01:29:49,560 --> 01:29:54,297 Apa yang Tessy buat ni elok. 1306 01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:09,780 Tes. 1307 01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:11,440 Ini. 1308 01:30:15,680 --> 01:30:19,180 - Jangan lama sangat. - Jom, jom. 1309 01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:25,153 Macam mana Tessy boleh bebas? 1310 01:30:30,080 --> 01:30:32,440 Maaf, Tuan. Ada telefon, Tuan. 1311 01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:33,857 Kau ni tak tengok ke? 1312 01:30:33,940 --> 01:30:36,097 Aku tengah main catur ni. Tengah main catur. 1313 01:30:36,180 --> 01:30:38,297 Baik, Tuan. Panggilan mustahak ni, Tuan. 1314 01:30:38,380 --> 01:30:42,777 - Mesti isteri aku tu. Rileks je. - Baik, Tuan. Bukan. 1315 01:30:42,860 --> 01:30:45,257 - Dari Ketua Polis ke? - Baik, Tuan. Bukan. 1316 01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:49,560 - Tak mustahaklah tu. - Baik, Tuan. Mustahak. 1317 01:30:50,800 --> 01:30:54,697 Dari Presiden ke? Bukan, 'kan? Itu maknanya tak mustahak. Faham? 1318 01:30:54,780 --> 01:30:58,697 - Baik, Tuan. Dari Presiden, Tuan. - Apa? Presiden? 1319 01:30:58,780 --> 01:31:00,497 Kau tak cakap dari tadi? 1320 01:31:00,580 --> 01:31:04,800 Kau faham tak? Dah berumur macam ni tapi masih hebat. 1321 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:10,937 Kenapa lama angkat teleponnya? 1322 01:31:11,020 --> 01:31:12,777 Baik. Baik. 1323 01:31:12,860 --> 01:31:16,817 Baik, Encik Presiden. Baik, baik. 1324 01:31:16,900 --> 01:31:20,017 Salah, Encik. Baik. Salah. 1325 01:31:20,100 --> 01:31:25,440 Salah, Encik. Baik, baik. Baik, baik, baik, Encik. 1326 01:31:25,720 --> 01:31:31,640 - Okay. Bebaskan semua pondan tu. - Baik, Tuan. 1327 01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:36,897 - Pondan mana satu, Tuan? - Semuanya, semuanya. 1328 01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:39,040 Tak reti bahasa ke? 1329 01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:40,760 Srimulat. 1330 01:31:42,320 --> 01:31:44,040 Srimulat. 1331 01:31:46,520 --> 01:31:48,080 Bilik kawalan, bersedia. 1332 01:31:52,080 --> 01:31:53,640 Studio, bersedia. 1333 01:31:57,720 --> 01:31:58,720 Tiga. 1334 01:32:01,040 --> 01:32:02,040 Dua. 1335 01:32:04,080 --> 01:32:05,300 Satu. 1336 01:32:07,920 --> 01:32:10,520 Kejap, kejap. Belum lagi. 1337 01:32:10,720 --> 01:32:14,177 Adoi, Bang. Kalau saya cakap mulakan, Abang baru boleh masuk. 1338 01:32:14,260 --> 01:32:16,160 - Boleh masuk sini? - Iya. 1339 01:32:23,760 --> 01:32:26,857 Bang. Saya kena tengok mana, Bang? 1340 01:32:26,940 --> 01:32:28,817 Berhenti, berhenti. Berhenti lagi. 1341 01:32:28,900 --> 01:32:31,697 - Alamak. MasyaAllah. - Baik-baik, Bang. 1342 01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:35,600 Awak ni. Apasal tunjuk sana? Apasal? 1343 01:32:40,840 --> 01:32:43,057 Nama saya Tessy Wahyuni. 1344 01:32:43,140 --> 01:32:46,457 Berhenti, berhenti, berhenti. 1345 01:32:46,540 --> 01:32:48,897 Kau tengok ni. Itu kamera, kau nampak, 'kan? 1346 01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:50,937 Kau berjalan sampai sini je, jangan pergi sampai sana. 1347 01:32:51,020 --> 01:32:53,857 Cuba bayangkan. Ini televisyen. Kau di sana. Penonton tak nampak. 1348 01:32:53,940 --> 01:32:56,360 Televisyen tu besar ni je. Kau faham tak? 1349 01:32:58,120 --> 01:33:02,537 - Kat sini, 'kan? - Tak faham langsung. 1350 01:33:02,620 --> 01:33:04,337 Seronok betul hati aku. 1351 01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:06,280 Ini orangnya. 1352 01:33:06,560 --> 01:33:08,427 Aku pun jadi macam dia pula. 1353 01:33:08,680 --> 01:33:10,177 - Kat sini, 'kan? - Iya, kat sini. 1354 01:33:10,260 --> 01:33:12,940 Tapi kau tak boleh tanya aku. 1355 01:33:16,120 --> 01:33:18,857 Tak bagitahu saya kamera tu kena menghadap arah mana. Banyak betul. 1356 01:33:18,940 --> 01:33:24,937 Pasal kamera ni aku punya kerja. Kerja kau tu berlakon je. 1357 01:33:25,020 --> 01:33:27,737 Tak bagitahu aku tadi. 1358 01:33:27,820 --> 01:33:30,177 Kalau korang buat lawak tu kami tengah rakam. 1359 01:33:30,260 --> 01:33:33,897 Kalau kami tak rakam, korang jangan buat lawak. 1360 01:33:33,980 --> 01:33:36,777 Masa kami rakam, korang tak buat lawak pula. 1361 01:33:36,860 --> 01:33:39,940 - Seronok sangat tu. - Bukan seronok, tapi menangis. 1362 01:33:56,580 --> 01:34:00,880 Maaf, maaf, mereka belum bersedia lagi nak jadi orang terkenal. 1363 01:34:01,160 --> 01:34:02,697 Artis dari Jawa ni. 1364 01:34:02,780 --> 01:34:05,080 Macam mana nak popular di ibu negara ni? 1365 01:34:05,660 --> 01:34:10,600 Tak ada hal yang mustahil. 1366 01:34:20,280 --> 01:34:21,697 Masuk kat TV nasional tau. 1367 01:34:21,780 --> 01:34:23,320 - Iya. - Iya. 1368 01:34:25,320 --> 01:34:28,177 Ibu negara ni kejam. 1369 01:34:28,260 --> 01:34:34,097 Saya tak boleh bayangkan kekejaman bapak negara. 1370 01:34:34,180 --> 01:34:37,457 Saya tak boleh bayangkan. Korang bayangkan sendirilah. 1371 01:34:37,540 --> 01:34:40,497 Macam mana kekejaman bapak negara tu? 1372 01:34:40,580 --> 01:34:41,600 Peng. 1373 01:34:43,300 --> 01:34:44,360 Sila masuk. 1374 01:34:45,960 --> 01:34:47,817 - Hati-hati, Peng. - Iya. 1375 01:34:47,900 --> 01:34:50,057 Rumah siapa ni? 1376 01:34:51,040 --> 01:34:52,040 Baiklah. 1377 01:34:58,380 --> 01:35:01,537 Saya juga menghadiri persidangan bomoh seluruh Indonesia. 1378 01:35:01,620 --> 01:35:02,637 Kau ni bomoh juga? 1379 01:35:02,720 --> 01:35:05,137 Kalau aku ni jadi kuli setiap hari, bila aku nak kaya, Peng? 1380 01:35:05,220 --> 01:35:11,217 Bang Bas, Bang Bas. 1381 01:35:11,300 --> 01:35:13,417 Abang Basuki. 1382 01:35:13,500 --> 01:35:15,537 Alamak, Bang Basuki. 1383 01:35:15,620 --> 01:35:17,737 Aku tak menyanyi pun tak apa, Pakcik. 1384 01:35:17,820 --> 01:35:19,880 Memang tak payah menyanyi. 1385 01:35:24,360 --> 01:35:26,457 Bang Gepeng. 1386 01:35:30,240 --> 01:35:32,160 Mati lampu pula. 1387 01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:38,177 Macam ada yang memanggil. 1388 01:35:40,800 --> 01:35:42,577 Sebelah tu tak pakai kasut lagi. 1389 01:35:42,660 --> 01:35:46,577 Mana kasut aku? kat mana? kat mana? Kat mana kasut aku? 1390 01:35:47,280 --> 01:35:50,157 - Ini. Pakailah. - Kasut aku. 1391 01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:54,617 Alamak. 1392 01:35:54,700 --> 01:35:55,777 Cuba lagi. 1393 01:35:57,560 --> 01:36:00,137 Jangan pergi mana-mana tau. Tunggu je kat sana. 1394 01:36:00,220 --> 01:36:01,677 Satu, dua, tiga. 1395 01:36:03,240 --> 01:36:06,460 Pernah tengok penyerang Lubnan tak? Tengok ni. 1396 01:36:10,240 --> 01:36:11,657 Diam. 1397 01:36:11,740 --> 01:36:14,040 Aku lagi kelakar. Tengok ni. 1398 01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:18,257 Hari isnin ni awak nak ke mana? 1399 01:36:18,340 --> 01:36:21,737 Isnin ni aku mesyuarat kat hotel bintang lima. 1400 01:36:21,820 --> 01:36:23,660 Orang kaya ni. 1401 01:36:23,960 --> 01:36:27,937 - Hari selasa pula? - Selasa saya main saham. Orang kaya. 1402 01:36:28,020 --> 01:36:29,737 Khamis, jumaat, sabtu, ahad, awak ke mana? 1403 01:36:29,820 --> 01:36:31,617 - Khamis, jumaat, sabtu, ahad.. - Sabtu, ahad. 1404 01:36:31,700 --> 01:36:33,857 Aku ikut arahan Bos je nak pergi mana. 1405 01:36:33,940 --> 01:36:35,340 Kau ni pemandu. 1406 01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:44,337 Pekerjaan tu. 1407 01:36:47,720 --> 01:36:55,057 Jadi, kampung ini dapat ugutan. 1408 01:36:55,140 --> 01:36:56,977 - Ugutan apa tu? - Kejap, kejap. 1409 01:36:57,060 --> 01:36:59,298 Apasal kau ni? 1410 01:36:59,423 --> 01:37:02,297 Cerita je lah. Suka-suka aku-lah. 1411 01:37:02,380 --> 01:37:04,200 Cepatlah cerita. 1412 01:37:04,740 --> 01:37:09,057 Di kampung ni telah datang makhluk... 1413 01:37:09,140 --> 01:37:13,257 ...dari luar negara bernama Dracula. 1414 01:37:13,340 --> 01:37:17,737 Untuk masalah peyerangan macam ni, kita serahkan kepada yang pakar... 1415 01:37:17,820 --> 01:37:18,897 ...iaitu pengawal. 1416 01:37:18,980 --> 01:37:22,057 Tugas pengawal ni untuk melindungi kawasan sekitar. 1417 01:37:22,140 --> 01:37:24,457 Bukan untuk melindungi Dracula. 1418 01:37:24,540 --> 01:37:31,280 Tak kisah kalau Dracula tu baik, kalau terus sedut darah kita? Bahaya. 1419 01:37:31,460 --> 01:37:33,297 - Kenapa ni? - Kenapa kau ni, Peng? 1420 01:37:33,380 --> 01:37:34,457 Sekejap. 1421 01:37:34,540 --> 01:37:36,600 Saya je yang buat, Puan. Saya boleh buat. 1422 01:37:39,960 --> 01:37:41,057 Berbisik je, Pak. 1423 01:37:41,140 --> 01:37:42,497 - Berbisik. - Iya, iya. 1424 01:37:42,580 --> 01:37:44,737 - Terbalik? - Macam mana? 1425 01:37:44,820 --> 01:37:46,577 - Kat telinga. Telinga. - Ini telinga. 1426 01:37:46,660 --> 01:37:49,177 - Sebelah kanan. Sini. - Sebelah kanan ke? 1427 01:37:53,920 --> 01:37:54,977 Macam ni pula. 1428 01:37:55,060 --> 01:37:56,257 Macam mana, Encik? 1429 01:37:56,800 --> 01:37:57,820 Hati-hati. 1430 01:37:59,440 --> 01:38:02,040 - Supaya nampak macam Djudjuk. - Iya. 1431 01:38:06,320 --> 01:38:10,560 - Djudjuk ni cantik betul. - Kelakar. 1432 01:38:11,240 --> 01:38:13,497 Iya. Siapa tu? 1433 01:38:13,580 --> 01:38:16,200 Aku kat sini, awak kat mana? Dengan siapa? 1434 01:38:17,160 --> 01:38:19,280 Bang. Kita ni kat dalam rumah. 1435 01:38:20,380 --> 01:38:21,437 Ulang balik. 1436 01:38:21,520 --> 01:38:23,857 Alamak. Maaf. 1437 01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:29,840 Benyamin lagi kelakar. 1438 01:38:30,680 --> 01:38:35,937 Awak datang bawa dua wanita, siapa ni? 1439 01:38:36,020 --> 01:38:37,360 Gundik aku. 1440 01:38:38,440 --> 01:38:41,640 Puan Djudjuk tak cantik sangat, lebih cantik Tessy. 1441 01:38:45,880 --> 01:38:46,880 Tessy pula. 1442 01:38:47,120 --> 01:38:48,120 Mati. 1443 01:39:08,200 --> 01:39:09,880 Kenapa jadi macam ni? 1444 01:39:11,080 --> 01:39:12,697 Macam mana ni? 1445 01:39:12,780 --> 01:39:15,297 Penatlah. Sekejap, sekejap. 1446 01:39:15,380 --> 01:39:16,857 Semua rehat dulu. 1447 01:39:16,940 --> 01:39:18,697 - Semua rehat dulu. - Setuju. 1448 01:39:18,780 --> 01:39:19,937 - Duduk, duduk. - Setuju. 1449 01:39:20,020 --> 01:39:21,080 - Duduk, duduk. 1450 01:39:22,640 --> 01:39:23,697 Rehat dulu. 1451 01:39:23,780 --> 01:39:26,737 Penat betul. 1452 01:39:28,440 --> 01:39:30,720 Masa rehat dah habis. Kita berpura-pura takut lagi. 1453 01:39:30,960 --> 01:39:32,640 Berpura-pura macam takut. 1454 01:39:37,640 --> 01:39:39,817 Sebut nama kat dada aku dengan betul. 1455 01:39:39,900 --> 01:39:41,840 Sebutlah. Kau pasti boleh. 1456 01:39:42,400 --> 01:39:43,777 Royani. 1457 01:39:43,860 --> 01:39:45,140 Siapa? 1458 01:39:46,040 --> 01:39:47,817 - Siapa, Peng? - Royani. 1459 01:39:47,900 --> 01:39:49,900 - Royani. - Betul. 1460 01:39:49,983 --> 01:39:53,577 Sekali lagi bersama. Saya hitung. 1461 01:39:53,660 --> 01:39:55,537 Tiga, dua, satu. 1462 01:39:55,620 --> 01:39:57,657 - Royani. - Royani. 1463 01:40:07,520 --> 01:40:10,057 Aku nak jadi pelawak Srimulat. 1464 01:40:13,000 --> 01:40:16,857 Dir, Kadir, jangan mimpi kau ni. 1465 01:40:16,940 --> 01:40:21,520 Kau ni budak kampung. Srimulat tu pelawak nasional, Dir. 1466 01:40:22,400 --> 01:40:25,137 Dir, Kadir. 1467 01:40:26,800 --> 01:40:29,020 Dir, Kadir.