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We got one to go! One out to go!

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All right!

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OK!

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He just saved your ass, Brewster.

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Come on, Rudy.

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- Foul ball!
- Aw, foul ball!

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Aw, you almost had that. I bet
you feel like a big piece of shit.

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Talk all you want, Porky.

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Here we go, Monty. Ready to push.
Throw it in to Porky!

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Foul ball!

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- It's OK, Rudy.
- You want him to pitch underhand?

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- I'm lettin' my bat do my talkin'.
- Oh, the bat's got the brains?

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- Play ball.
- I just wanted to figure it out.

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I wanna know who's got
the brains in the family.

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- Time out!
- Time out?

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It's all right. Take it easy,
don't lose your concentration.

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A goddamn train's comin'
through the outfield!

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There's a guy up there
in the bleachers, front row.

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He's got a camera. He's been takin'
pictures of me for the last three games.

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- I think he's a scout for the big leagues.
- Monty, this is Hackensack, New Jersey.

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No scout comes here, you understand?

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A train's goin' through the outfield,
but you strike this guy out...

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...I'll take you with me
tonight and get you drunk.

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Two out. Two! Two!

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Two out. He makes it three.

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Look at him. He's a little rag arm!

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Dial up on him, baby.
Knock it a long distance for me.

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- Hey, old man. Getting a little tired, huh?
- Get back to T-ball, buddy.

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Strike three. You're out!

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Big win. Yeah! All right!

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I'm a Gypsy. That's why
I'm not gonna bullshit you, OK?

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I'm not gonna see you next year cos
I'm gonna be playing for the big leagues.

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- Really?
- That's right.

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I dunno what team, but
you'll see me on television...

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...and you'll say "I know that guy."

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"That's the guy that wanted to date
me but, no, I was too stupid."

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Jake here. I'm in Hackensack.

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Pretty much the same picture. He was out
drinkin' till 3.30 in a bar last night...

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...then he picked up a girl,
took her back to the hotel.

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I figure tonight's agenda looks the same.

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He's out celebrating his victory.
He was the winning pitcher today.

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Right now you're playing
for Hackensack...

43
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...so why are you running
around in a Cubs jersey?

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A Cubs jersey? What number's that?

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- It says "35".
- That was my number in the Cubs.

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They were the only big-league team
smart enough to take me on.

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Is he a good pitcher?
Well, he's enthusiastic.

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Kinda like a kid in a candy store.

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Excuse me. Excuse me.

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Cold beer here. Cold beer.

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There you go. Sorry I'm late. Allow me.

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- Attractive
- Thank you very much.

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- Look, just keep your eye out for Rudy.
- He doesn't exist. There is no Rudy.

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Yes, sir. I'll break the news
to him tomorrow morning.

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No, sir. I won't lose sight of him.

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Let me tell you something about
athletes. After a game, we gotta relax.

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We gotta come down, unwind.

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My doctor told me. He said "Brewster,
man, get a massage. Come down."

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We read in a medical journal
left in the locker room...

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...an article written by
this Oriental doctor on massages.

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We in the West give a massage like this.

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And, see, all the energy coming from
my hands is stopped by the fabric.

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Apparently we in the West don't know
that and we're massaging for nothing.

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So his theory, and I dunno,
it's just a theory...

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...is if you're nude and you get
a massage, that's the best thing for you.

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- Good for your muscles, nude.
- Maybe you'd like to try it with us?

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- The four of us nude would be great.
- That would be fun.

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Massaging each other.

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- I think they're kinda cute.
- This one's especially cute.

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Either of you guys got a car?

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- Got a bus.
- The team bus.

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- Bigger than a car?
- Oh, much bigger and more fun...

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...because he's a partymeister himself.

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Why don't we start in a bus?
Let's try the bus.

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Any left?

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Let's try the bus, a good place
to start the evening off.

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You're gonna love this.
We got a big-screen TV.

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Well, not yet. We got a space for it.
I think you're gonna like that.

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Hi, guys.

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Hah... Rudy! Hi, Rudy, buddy.

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Get in the car before
I twist your head off.

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I didn't do anything wrong, baby.
They tried to pick us up.

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- Bullshit!
- Shut up!

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- Get in the goddamn car!
- Hey, I wouldn't do that.

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- Rudy...
- Hey! Butt out, rag arm.

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- Let's go, guys.
- We'll push your face.

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Police? This is Torchy's on J Street. Send
somebody down, there's gonna be a fight.

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Why is it when there's trouble,
it's us that gets into it?

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There's a bar full of people.
We're the only ones in jail.

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I don't think it's racial
cos I'm in here with you.

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That's comforting.

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- Hiya, fellas.
- Charley!

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Look, I dunno what to say,
but I guess this is it.

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Charley, we apologise. Now cut the
speeches and get us out of here, please.

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I can't do it, kid. The front office
is washing its hands of you two.

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There's no money for bail
and no money for your fines.

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They gave you both unconditional releases.

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Great. Do they know what they're
talkin' about? We got one game left!

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- If we win today, we're in the play-offs.
- It's simple. They don't want you guys.

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Next year, they're going with the college
draft choices. New talent, young kids.

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Hey, look at it this way, Brewster.
You're lucky.

102
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You got to be a pro ball player
for 15 years.

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It's a lot more than most people get.

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I'll see you.

105
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Brewster and Nolan.

106
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OK! You bozos are up to bat.

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In here. Let's go!

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Don't worry. I know this kind of stuff.

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- Don't mess up.
- Just smile.

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Thank you very much.

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Mr. Brewster and Mr. Nolan, you're
charged with assault and battery...

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...resisting arrest...

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...and the destruction of private property.

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How do you plead? Guilty or not guilty?

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Guilty, but with a real good excuse.
You're gonna love it.

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- I plead innocent.
- You see, Your Honour...

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...what you have with
Mr. Brewster and myself...

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...is a couple of local heroes, really.

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We play for a local team. You might
have seen us - the Hackensack Bulls?

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Perhaps you know
the "Go, you Bulls, go"?

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Let's not waste time. I have depositions
from over a dozen eyewitnesses.

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Your Honour, we went into the bar
and we saw this nice lady.

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We asked her to sit with us
to have a drink.

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I didn't know she had a fiancé. Did you?

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I didn't know.
It wasn't public knowledge.

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So you made advances to a woman
who was involved with another man?

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If you don't make calls,
you don't make any sales.

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- This man does not represent me.
- I'd remove that from the court records.

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I'm going to set your bail at $3,000.

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- Not bad.
- We don't have $3,000.

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Bailiff, will you remove
the prisoners. Next case.

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Your Honour, wait, please. I'd like
to defend myself. The man hit me first.

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With the permission of the court!
My name is JB Donaldo.

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I represent parties
who wish to remain anonymous...

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...and who have instructed me
to post bail for the defendants...

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00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:10,271
...or pay any fines levied
in case they plead guilty...

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00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,356
...which I'm sure they will now do.

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00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:15,435
- Who is he?
- It's the scout.

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I told you they want me.

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They want me.
We're going to the big time!

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- So where to, JB?
- New York.

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New York? Yee-ha ha!

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The Mets!

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I knew it! There's no Mets in here.

145
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Wait a minute.
There's no Mets in this building.

146
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I never mentioned the Mets. Mr. Brewster
did. I was just hired to bring him here.

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He's not a scout. He's a cop.

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Look at him.
Look at those cheap cop shoes.

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Cop face, cop hat, cop shirt, cop eyes.

150
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:25,715
Monty, the Mets don't want you. The
Hackensack Bulls don't even want you.

151
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Look, I ain't supposed to tell you,
but here's who hired me.

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Granville & Baxter. As far as I know,
they got nothing to do with the Mets.

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It's gonna be great.

154
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It's the Yankees.

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- Mr. Brewster?
- Right.

156
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- We've been expecting you.
- The arm's OK.

157
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The operation was a success.
The arm's 2 years old now.

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Follow me, please.

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Wait for me.

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- Mr. Brewster's here.
- Mr. Brewster?

161
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- Yeah.
- I'm Ed Roundfield.

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This is Mr. George Granville,
Mr. Norris Baxter.

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- How do you do?
- Perhaps you'd better sit down.

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What I'm about to tell you
may come as quite a shock.

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No, sir. I wanna hear this standing up.

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Have you ever heard
the name Rupert Horn?

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Rupert Horn... no. I bet he's someone
high up in the Yankee organisation, right?

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I'm afraid not.
Rupert Horn was your great-uncle.

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- What's that got to do with baseball?
- Rupert Horn quarrelled with his family.

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He went out West.
They never heard from him again.

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They thought he was dead,
but he didn't die until last month.

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And by then, he was one of
the richest men in America.

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- And he bought a baseball team, right?
- No. Oil and real estate.

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00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:04,673
And you, Mr. Brewster, are the sole living
heir of your great-uncle, Rupert Horn.

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I think it's only fair to tell Mr. Brewster
about the conditions of the will.

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00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,919
Brewster, greetings from the grave.

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00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:18,999
Don't look so surprised. Didn't you know
your great-grandfather was a honky?

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The old man married twice.
One wife white, produced me.

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One wife black,
produced your grandmother.

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00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:31,718
A chequered family, you might say.
I've outlived 'em all, except you.

181
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:37,235
They tell me you're my only living relative
and I gotta say, I'm very disappointed.

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00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,635
Look at ya. What have
you made of yourself?

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A failed baseball player.

184
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:45,392
I believe in being honest, Brewster.
No bullshit.

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00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,116
I'm stuck with you.

186
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,788
But... we 're gonna have some fun.

187
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:08,112
Let me... Let me tell you
a little story, Brewster.

188
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:13,239
When I was seven years old.,
my daddy caught me smoking a cigar.

189
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:17,029
Locked me in the broom closet
for three days...

190
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:20,835
...with nothing but a box of cigars
and a book of matches.

191
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:24,157
No food, Brewster. No water.
Just those goddamn cigars.

192
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:28,910
Wouldn't let me out until I finished every
one of 'em. Taught me one helluva lesson.

193
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,669
I'm going to do to you
what my daddy did to me.

194
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,314
I'm gonna teach you
to hate spending money.

195
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:40,230
I'm gonna make you so sick of it that the
sight of it'll make you want to throw up.

196
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,514
So here's my proposition.

197
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:48,599
You have 30 days in which
to spend 30 million bucks.

198
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,632
If you can do it, you get 300 million.

199
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,752
- There's gotta be a catch.
- Of course there's a catch.

200
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,836
You have to spend the 30 million...

201
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,953
...but after 30 days
you're not allowed to own any assets.

202
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,116
No houses, no cars, no jewellery...

203
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,515
...nothing but the shirt on your back.

204
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,074
It sounds easy, don't it? Yeah.

205
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,916
You'll find out.

206
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,953
No, no, no, no.

207
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,911
Now.

208
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:22,079
You can hire anybody you want but
you gotta get value for their services.

209
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:27,194
You can donate five per cent to charity
and gamble another five per cent away...

210
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,151
...but you can't give it away.

211
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:33,910
That includes buyin' the Hope diamond.
for some bimbo as a birthday present.

212
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,438
Oh, I know what you're thinking, Brewster.

213
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:43,111
You'll buy yourself a dozen Picassos
and use them for firewood, right?

214
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:47,597
Wrong! You must not destroy
what is inherently valuable.

215
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,676
That's instant disqualification.

216
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,794
Oh, yeah. I almost forgot.

217
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:57,919
You're not allowed to tell anybody
why you have to spend this money.

218
00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:01,430
- Why can't I tell my friends?
- I don't want anybody helping you out.

219
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:05,109
Nobody helped me out
in that closet with those cigars.

220
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,834
I never had any friends.

221
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,190
Well, Brewster, what do you think?

222
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,675
You got the balls for it?

223
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:18,633
I doubt it. That's why I put
a special wimp clause in my will.

224
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:22,230
You can have a million dollars right now
and forget the whole thing.

225
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,080
Or you can go for the big one, Brewster...

226
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,348
...the 300 million.

227
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,119
But if you fail...

228
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:34,073
...you don't get diddly.

229
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,750
This is the million dollars.

230
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:45,869
Oh!

231
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,798
Jeez! I never seen
that much money in my life.

232
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:52,117
We've investigated
your background, Mr. Brewster.

233
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:55,357
The highest salary
you've ever had is $11,000...

234
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,948
...for one season
with the Toledo Mud Hens.

235
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,072
You've never even had
a credit card in your entire life.

236
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,352
Think of spending a million dollars
a day for 30 days...

237
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,516
...with no assets to show for it.

238
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,596
It's quite difficult to spend money...

239
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,269
...without accumulating assets,
even if the money is spent foolishly.

240
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:16,956
Surely no one could blame you
for refusing such an eccentric gamble?

241
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:21,631
That's good advice.
Take the million. It's yours!

242
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:27,755
What happens if I don't take the million
and I try for the whole thing and I fail?

243
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:33,193
Granville & Baxter would administrate
the estate in some charitable fashion...

244
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,954
...for a considerable fee, I'm sure.

245
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,357
- What do you think?
- I don't benefit either way, Mr. Brewster.

246
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,436
I'm a completely neutral observer.

247
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,910
Whew.

248
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:52,635
"Bird in the hand."
That's what my grandma used to say.

249
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,916
I'm gonna go for the 300 million.

250
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,474
When you appear before us
again in 30 days...

251
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:10,036
...you must be totally penniless,
without assets of any kind...

252
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,675
...having just the receipt for your
expenses and the clothes on your back.

253
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,070
Are you certain you wanna do this?

254
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,590
No, sir, I'm not, but I'm gonna
have a lotta fun finding out.

255
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:23,633
- Send Drake up here immediately.
- Good luck. You're due back in 30 days.

256
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:28,436
Gentlemen, shall we say
12 midnight exactly?

257
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:32,428
We're going to assign a paralegal
from our accounting department...

258
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:36,838
- ...to keep track of your expenditures.
- Does he know about the 300 million?

259
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:40,078
Drake just knows that
you've inherited $30 million...

260
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,760
...which must be precisely accounted for.

261
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:47,237
If you tell Drake the truth, you'll
automatically lose the entire inheritance.

262
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:51,433
I ain't telling Drake shit. My lips are
sealed. Lock 'em. Throw away the key.

263
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:55,519
"Hello, Drake. This is the way I talk.
How you doin', Drake?"

264
00:19:55,640 --> 00:20:00,111
Miss Drake. This is Mr. Brewster,
the client we briefed you about.

265
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:05,035
Oh, yes, Mr. Brewster.
It's very nice to meet you.

266
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,277
- It doesn't rain, it pours.
- I beg your pardon?

267
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,437
The 30 million is deposited
in a bank across the street.

268
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:15,155
I imagine you'd like to make sure
it's real, possibly make a withdrawal.

269
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:19,193
- Yeah, I'd like to make sure it's real.
- Step this way, please.

270
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,276
- Hey, good luck.
- Yes, sir.

271
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,477
- Spike!
- What's wrong?

272
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,034
- What's wrong?
- Spike! Spike!

273
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:35,914
- You look like you've seen a ghost.
- I... I... I did. I'm not. I'm OK.

274
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,793
We're gonna be back on the team!
I may own the team.

275
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,990
- What?
- I'm gonna be crazy for a while.

276
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:44,237
But I'm not crazy. People will
think I am. You stick with me.

277
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,794
- You work here?
- No. They hired me to follow you.

278
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,912
Would you like to work for
more money than you've ever made?

279
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:54,830
I mean, it's a job. I gotta check and see
if it's real first. Are you interested?

280
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,554
- Yeah, are you kiddin'?
- Bring your camera.

281
00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:01,150
Would you mind telling me what's
going on? What did they do to you?

282
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:05,114
What do you mean, what did they do?
I think I just inherited $30 million.

283
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,513
Oh, is that all?
I thought we did somethin' wrong.

284
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:13,599
30 million. Why didn't you tell me?
$30 million! Are you kiddin' me?

285
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,957
Monty's my best friend.
Things like this don't happen often.

286
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:22,471
This is incredible news! The man
just got $30 million given to him.

287
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,114
This is a good day.
We're always gonna remember it.

288
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,153
$30 million! That makes us rich.
Well, it makes him rich.

289
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,636
What a great day we're having. Me!
He's having a wonderful day.

290
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,877
I'm having a good time, too.
I'm his best friend. Did I tell you?

291
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,470
Jesus.

292
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,512
This is real m-m-m...

293
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,755
...money.

294
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,351
We're gonna have a lotta fun
with this kind of money.

295
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,353
- It's real.
- It is indeed, Mr. Brewster.

296
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,755
- Let's not be rash with our money.
- Right.

297
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,633
Jake, I'd like to hire you
as my official photographer.

298
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:22,196
- Salary, $10,000 a week.
- $10,000 a week? This guy's a jerk!

299
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,550
Shut up. I accept.

300
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,836
Hold still for the camera, Mr. Brewster.

301
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,193
Not bad for a guy
who didn't finish college.

302
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:35,711
You're doin' great, but, uh... I don't
think you inherited me with your money.

303
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,628
Needless to say, we'll be offering you
the special 24% interest rate...

304
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,509
...we reserve for major corporations
and a few of our Arab friends.

305
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,992
I don't want any interest! I want it in a
regular account that doesn't pay anything.

306
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,190
It's your vault. I should pay you rent.

307
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,436
- Very good, Mr. Brewster.
- Mr. Brewster...

308
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:56,269
...you'd be giving up $7.2 million
a year just in interest alone.

309
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,759
I shouldn't take advantage of people.
Am I right?

310
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,548
Oh, yes, sir. Right you are, Mr. Brewster.

311
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:06,150
I'd like to get $3 million in cash
now and take it with me.

312
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:10,910
Do you know how much $3 million in
cash is? You don't walk around that!

313
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:14,953
- You'd need an army of security guards.
- The man's right.

314
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,913
- What do they pay you here?
- 350 a week before taxes.

315
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,634
You can't live on that.
This is a dangerous job.

316
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,638
I'll pay you $2,000 a week
to be the chief of my security.

317
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,796
- No, no, no, no.
- Oh, yeah. That's wrong.

318
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:30,789
OK, $4,000 a week. And you get 20 other
guys and I'll pay 'em $3,000 a week.

319
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:34,350
- You miss the point, Monty.
- Go get the $3 million and follow me.

320
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,670
- Yes, sir!
- Everybody follow me!

321
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,075
Monty, listen to me.
This is Spike, your pal.

322
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:43,239
You don't do things like that!

323
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,950
- I'll tell you what's goin' on.
- You don't even know those people!

324
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,958
They're gonna think I'm crazy,
but I'm not. Stick with me.

325
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,470
This is the way we're gonna
beat the baseball system.

326
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,830
You got more heart
than any catcher I know.

327
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,110
I can get anybody out
for three innings.

328
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,277
With this inheritance, this is
our ticket to the big leagues.

329
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,960
- Do you understand? You with me?
- Well, yeah!

330
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,036
Well, let's go!

331
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,476
That's right. Take some pictures.

332
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,958
- Get more cameras.
- What do you want more cameras for?

333
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,230
I want it to be on film.
I need a record of it.

334
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,909
Watch the goddamn ball, Johnson!

335
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,032
You're not a farmer!
Don't swing at shit in the dirt!

336
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:32,030
What? Collect call from who?

337
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,679
Switchboard says it's Brewster.
Probably from jail. Just what I need.

338
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,155
Tell him he owes me 200 bucks.

339
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,839
Yeah. I'll accept the call.

340
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:47,039
Charley, I'm not drunk. I'm in New York
and I just inherited 30 million bucks.

341
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,799
I'm about to go into
negotiations to buy the team.

342
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,911
Actually, I better rent the team...

343
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,868
What kind of a crap play is that?

344
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,956
Wilson, you idiot!

345
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,552
You don't steal second
when you're down two runs!

346
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,957
Brewster, do me a favour.
Go crazy on your own time and charges.

347
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:11,119
The team's going to shit, we could miss
the play-offs. I'm in no mood for jokes.

348
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,790
That's why I'm gonna raise
your salary - I love your dedication!

349
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:20,199
I am gonna get the team new uniforms, a
team box with air-conditioning and a TV.

350
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,198
I'm gonna arrange it so
we can play the New York Yankees!

351
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:26,597
Right, right. OK, just tell me
one thing, Mr. Millionaire.

352
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,915
You're so rich.
Why are you calling collect?

353
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,953
They only gave me $100 bills. I had
to rent this quarter from my accountant.

354
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:37,279
Yeah, I know. It's a big problem.
Nighty-night, sweet prince.

355
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,189
Nighty-night? Charley!

356
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,276
He doesn't believe me.

357
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,151
Thanks for the loan of the quarter.

358
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,430
Wow! Now that's really nice.

359
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,471
It's beautiful. But there is no way...

360
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:56,115
...I could spend over $200,000 for
something you wear around your neck.

361
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,629
You know how many hungry people
that could feed?

362
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,876
Let's go to lunch.

363
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,070
Yo! Taxi!

364
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:10,631
- Who the hell is that?
- Monty Brewster, the world's richest guy.

365
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:15,356
Would you like to be my personal driver
for the next 30 days at $5,000 a week?

366
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,870
You wanna hire a piece-of-shit cab
for $5,000 a week?

367
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,515
- Cash!
- What a country! America, I love it!

368
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,837
You could hire a fleet of
limousines for that money!

369
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,350
- You know where to hire limousines?
- Yeah.

370
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,632
Hire me three of the most expensive
limousines you can find, with drivers.

371
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,389
Bring the receipts and give 'em to
Miss Drake. We're goin' to lunch now.

372
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:41,195
Hey, everybody. Anybody wanna
go to lunch? I'm buying.

373
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,276
Yeah!

374
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:51,072
- Buzz off. I'm his personal photographer.
- This is a free country.

375
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,269
- Come on, Spike!
- Wait for me, pal!

376
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,795
Taxi!

377
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,112
- What's your name?
- Melvin.

378
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,390
- Melvin, give him $500.
- Yes, sir.

379
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,277
Look at all that money.

380
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,356
You have the most beautiful eyes.

381
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:26,873
I was hired to keep your accounts for
30 days. That's the extent of my services.

382
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,391
- To where is our destination?
- Monty! How you doin', pal?

383
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,033
Get in!

384
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,232
That's Spike. We're buddies.
We're all together.

385
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,916
200 people at $100 a head.

386
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:01,716
No. We're hungry. $200 a head. And
what's the most expensive wine you have?

387
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:05,276
That's the Château Lafite 1961.
It's $200 a bottle.

388
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,274
- You guys like Lafite?
- Yeah!

389
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,357
Excuse my expression,
but you think I'm a real asshole.

390
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,990
A country bumpkin that flashes
his money around like some big shot?

391
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:32,078
- I'm not your judge.
- What college did you go to?

392
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,509
That has nothing to do with anything.

393
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,677
Give me a break. I just wanna know
what college you went to.

394
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,870
All right. I went to Loyola...

395
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,754
Loyola, Chicago. I know
the city and I know the college.

396
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,634
Put that back.

397
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,996
And the ashtray.

398
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,550
What's with you? Go sit somewhere else.

399
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,831
Get off my back. And use your fork
instead of your fingers.

400
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,077
- That's how it's usually done.
- Oh, is that right?

401
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:09,153
The boss found a job for you yet,
by the way? Like "designated eater"?

402
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,669
Look, I don't want a job. I'm his friend.

403
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,110
What's that pay?

404
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:20,953
Let me hire somebody to do that for you
and we could have a lot of fun tonight.

405
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,117
That's very flattering,
but I'm meeting my fiancé.

406
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,151
- Who's the lucky guy?
- Warren Cox.

407
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,157
He's a junior partner at my firm.

408
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,430
- Is he a lawyer too?
- He's not just a lawyer.

409
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,075
He's involved with
the Sierra Club, UNICEF...

410
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,236
...and he's a sincere feminist.

411
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:41,195
I bet. A guy with so many activities,
where does he find the time for you?

412
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:44,437
It's hard sometimes.
We're tryin' to do more things together.

413
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,792
- I'd like to meet him sometime.
- He's a very busy man.

414
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,754
- I'd pay him for his time.
- I don't think so.

415
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,350
I know you think you can buy
everything and everybody in the world...

416
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,870
...but I doubt that you could
ever buy Warren.

417
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,838
This is Chuck Fleming,
Action News, in Manhattan.

418
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:06,078
Now arriving at the Plaza Hotel is
Montgomery Brewster, baseball pitcher...

419
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:11,035
...who earlier today inherited $30 million
tax-free, and is still celebrating.

420
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,789
Mr. Brewster, what will you do
with that money?

421
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,876
Spend it. No, just kidding.

422
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,515
I'm forming a corporation tonight.
Tomorrow, we go into business.

423
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:26,270
- What kind of business is that?
- As you know, my business is baseball...

424
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,631
...but since I've inherited $30 million,
I have to branch out.

425
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:34,635
I've always had a soft spot for artists
and painters, writers, inventors.

426
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,957
I'm gonna form this business
and I want everybody to get a shot.

427
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:41,072
Even if you've been turned down
a thousand times, I'm hiring.

428
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,312
How many people have you
hired already, Mr. Brewster?

429
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:48,592
Well, I think you should ask
my senior vice president, Spike Nolan.

430
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:52,833
Yeah. Spike. Uh, I'm paying him
$100,000 a month to figure it out.

431
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,552
100,000! Did you hear? 100,000 a month!

432
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,596
Chuck Fleming!

433
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,792
- Hey, are we on the air now, Chuck?
- Yes, right there.

434
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:06,674
Can I say something to all the people
who thought I was a loser?

435
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,996
Thanks, Chuck! Hey, Monty! Monty!

436
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,433
Spike Nolan, the catcher
for the Hackensack Bulls.

437
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,632
I would love to accommodate
you and your friends...

438
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,911
...but the top two floors
have already been reserved.

439
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,310
They'll be occupied within two weeks.

440
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,351
How much are they paying you?

441
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,516
$100,000 a week.

442
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,473
- Wow! Mister, uh...
- Carter.

443
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:32,354
Mr. Carter, I like your hotel.
My friends like your hotel.

444
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,795
- Do you like this hotel?
- I do. I love it.

445
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,673
He loves it, too.
Listen. I'll tell you what.

446
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,916
For the next month, I'll pay you...

447
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,113
...$1 million in cash.

448
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,231
Sign here, please.

449
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:22,230
Hey, Melvin.
How they hangin', my friend?

450
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,555
You look good. Real big league.

451
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,110
- Nice, huh?
- They're in the bedroom.

452
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,196
Thanks for your help.

453
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,949
Monty! Hey, Monty, old pal!

454
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,309
Hey, pal, get a load of this.

455
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,512
What d'you think?
I found it all in one shop.

456
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,838
This was made for Johnny Bench. He didn't
pick it up so I got it. A catcher's mask!

457
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:03,748
- Oh, Monty, I can't thank you enough.
- It's, uh... What do you think?

458
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,358
- Hey! They just made that for you?
- Yeah.

459
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,516
- Wow! Honest?
- Honest.

460
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,511
- Too conservative for me.
- What?

461
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:15,633
- For me! This is the new Spike Nolan!
- I know, but this is great.

462
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:19,070
Great on you, but great is your
accountant. Very nice!

463
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,156
Yeah, but she thinks I'm a lowlife.

464
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,589
- I can understand that.
- Get outta here!

465
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,551
Gentlemen, am I a lowlife?

466
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,911
- Oh, no, Mr. Brewster.
- Oh, no. Not with these clothes.

467
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,715
- See what I mean?
- Oh, and you listen to these people?

468
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,673
Now, look. I know that this is none
of my business but, at this rate...

469
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,952
...you'll spend your inheritance in a month
and you'll have nothing to show for it.

470
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:47,073
Excuse me, sir. There's a Mr. Warren Cox
here to see Miss Drake.

471
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,194
Warren! How you doin'?

472
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,951
Monty Brewster. Pleased to meet you.
I've heard so much about you. My God!

473
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,675
I hear you're a swell fella.
We're drinking some champagne.

474
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,950
- Hello, dear.
- Hi.

475
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,991
I'll get this. Is it raining out?

476
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,236
Not at the moment, but you never know.

477
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,920
Better safe than sorry.
That's my philosophy, too.

478
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,713
- Have a drink.
- Thank you, no. I don't drink alcohol.

479
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,400
- Uh-oh. We'll be late for that benefit.
- Benefit?

480
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,636
It's the committee to ban contact sports.

481
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:21,112
Studies show that sanctioned violence
has a detrimental effect on young people.

482
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,549
I do a little legal work for the committee.

483
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:25,671
Not messin' with baseball, are you?

484
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:30,316
Baseball? No. Boxing, football,
ice hockey - the truly barbaric sports.

485
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:34,877
- I'd like to make a small contribution.
- I think we're gonna be very late.

486
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,833
Darling, this is what
the benefit is for, to raise money.

487
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:42,317
- In a sense, we're at the benefit now.
- So am I. $100,000 OK?

488
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:44,438
$100,000?

489
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,074
Thank you... very, very much.

490
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,238
- Here, have a drink.
- Thank you. I will.

491
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,792
- Warren, you don't even drink.
- One little sip won't hurt.

492
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,956
That's right.

493
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,198
- This is a wonderful suite you have.
- I'm glad you like it.

494
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:07,838
Look at that. Two Louis XVI chairs
with a... good tapestry fabric.

495
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,871
That's a nice attempt
at a classic French piano.

496
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,629
Maria Theresa chandelier... I see what
your decorator was trying to do.

497
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,877
There's a definite continuity
to all the elements in the room.

498
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:23,312
- I'd have done a few things differently...
- You know so much about all this stuff.

499
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:28,116
Well, my ex-wife Marilyn's a decorator.
I guess at lot of it rubbed off on me.

500
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,879
- You could really help me out.
- How's that?

501
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,879
Well, I'd like for you
to redecorate my offices.

502
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,754
I'd pay you, of course. Uh... $250,000?

503
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,111
- I... I don't know what to say.
- Say yes.

504
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,834
Mr. Brewster, I'm a lawyer.

505
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,874
I'm sure New York is full of decorators
who would die for that opportunity.

506
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:52,471
This is so out of my field,
to use a metaphor from your profession.

507
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,716
If the job's too big for you, say no.

508
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:58,549
No. I mean, I'm not saying no.
Not at all. I'm not saying that.

509
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:01,871
Warren! You're a lawyer,
you are not a decorator.

510
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,595
What's wrong with being a decorator?
Marilyn makes a good living.

511
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:08,632
That's it! Marilyn! She could help you.

512
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,075
I'd pay her $100,000
if that's not an insult.

513
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:15,318
Well, I'd have to ask her,
but I think she'd be delighted.

514
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,715
You said you never get to see your fiancé.

515
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:21,719
This way, you get to see him every day.
Just trying to be helpful.

516
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,910
What about your job and our honeymoon?

517
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:28,670
It would only be for two weeks. We've
got a whole lifetime for our honeymoon.

518
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,439
- A whole lifetime.
- It was a pleasure meeting you...

519
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,312
- ...Monty?
- Warren.

520
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:37,479
Angela wanted me to call from the lobby,
but I wanted to come up and meet you...

521
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,273
...mano a mano. I'm glad I did.

522
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,917
- Warren... me, too.
- Let's go, Warren.

523
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,395
Are you leaving? Oh, goodness, no.

524
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,149
Hey, wait a minute.

525
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,236
Better safe than sorry.

526
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,551
- Good night, Mr. Brewster.
- Hey, call me Monty. Warren does.

527
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,835
- Hey, let me get the door.
- Thank you.

528
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,274
- You drive careful.
- Yes, I will.

529
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,551
- Good night. Nice meeting you.
- Nice meeting you.

530
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,756
Now that was a real asshole.

531
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:14,916
You want to take a month off to be
Mr. Brewster's interior decorator?

532
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:19,199
I realise that it's a rather
unorthodox request, sir...

533
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,754
...but it's an incredible opportunity.

534
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:26,351
Actually, he wants me to start working
for him this morning, in about 20 minutes.

535
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,439
- How much is he paying you?
- A quarter of a million dollars, sir.

536
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:40,518
Yes, we understand
that kind of opportunity.

537
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,234
I think a leave of absence
can be arranged.

538
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:49,072
As I'm sure you know, Mr. Horn
was our most important client.

539
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,350
The firm is naturally concerned with...

540
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:55,439
...how Mr. Brewster conducts himself
with his inheritance.

541
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:59,030
If you're in his employ,
it could make it easier for us...

542
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,879
...if you could act as our eyes and ears.

543
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,798
Absolutely. No problem.

544
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,275
My first loyalty would always
be to the firm.

545
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,156
Keep us posted.

546
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:16,353
Oh... and don't mention this conversation
to Miss Drake or anyone else.

547
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,436
Oh, of course not.

548
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:23,028
And thank you. Thank you both very much.

549
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,354
Good morning, Melvin. Here's the money.

550
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,994
- You think I'm crazy?
- Crazy? Of course not.

551
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,076
Let's go do business.

552
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:46,758
- Hi, Monty. Big day ahead, pal.
- Great! Let's kick some butt around here.

553
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,553
- Let's kick some butt around here.
- What?

554
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,035
- Who the hell are you?
- Who the hell are you?

555
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:56,199
I'm Morty King, king of the mimics.
Anything you say will be repeated.

556
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,197
I'm like a Xerox machine.

557
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,632
- Warren, hold it more to the left.
- Your left or my left?

558
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,268
There's Warren.
That must be Marilyn. Hey!

559
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,356
- Watch your mouth.
- Watch your mouth.

560
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,040
Warren, don't you remember
anything I taught you?

561
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,755
It's my left. It's always my left.
It's the decorator's left.

562
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,795
Watch out!

563
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:21,270
Oh, Warren. Are you OK?
Oh, my God. Be careful.

564
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,914
- Hi. I'm Monty Brewster.
- Monty Brewster!

565
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,349
How do you do?
I've heard so much about you.

566
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,074
- Please, may I call you Monty?
- Of course.

567
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,509
Monty, I have the most wonderful idea.

568
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,837
I am going to do for you
a postmodern fantasy in here.

569
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:39,078
- I knew this was a terrible idea.
- You don't like postmodern fantasy?

570
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,357
- Shut your eyes and see Mesopotamia...
- Mesopotamia.

571
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:46,712
- ...meeting Busby Berkeley.
- Yes, it sounds... it's a knockout.

572
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:50,037
- We're gonna knock out the walls.
- Every one. Everywhere.

573
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,799
- Spare no expense.
- Spare no expense.

574
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:57,358
- It's only for a month.
- And it's gonna be a very long month.

575
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,555
- Get four sets.
- Get four sets.

576
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,432
Wonderful.

577
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,393
Angela, I need to speak to you. Please.

578
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,829
Angela, did Warren tell you that,
as my wedding gift to you...

579
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,110
...I'm decorating your apartment for free?

580
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:15,232
- That's great, Marilyn. Thank you.
- Pas de quoi.

581
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:24,997
Spike, you know what I'd like
you to do? Choke this guy.

582
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,712
Come on, asshole.

583
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:31,356
I'll give you a line on anything.
Baseball, basketball, football, ponies.

584
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,191
Come on with me.
I gotta get my messages.

585
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:39,030
My name is Dr. Jason. I'd like
to draw your attention to this area here.

586
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,628
This is the Arabian desert.
It is as dry as a bone.

587
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,194
Ice water can cost you
as much as $5 a glass.

588
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,356
This is the North Pole.
It's an ice floe.

589
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:50,473
Floating throughout this region are
many icebergs, and nobody owns them.

590
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,034
They're PDIs - public domain icebergs.

591
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,357
I think you're beginning to recognise
how simple this idea is.

592
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,950
Now. I would like to go there
and select a good-size iceberg...

593
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,230
...dig out a chamber from its rear...

594
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,033
...drop in two 20,000-horsepower
diesel engines...

595
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:09,199
...and sail Brewster's Berg
Number One to Mecca.

596
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:12,392
- What do you think, sir?
- I don't know what to think.

597
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,153
Hello. Yes? What? It went up?

598
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:20,477
- Well, sell it.
- Don't sell it. You buy when it's like that.

599
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,275
- Great idea. What's your name?
- Luther.

600
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:27,359
I want to bet on every long shot in every
race, over 50-1, this week at Aqueduct.

601
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,436
For the week? Yeah, I can cover it.

602
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:34,270
- How much would it take to do this?
- Oh, no. It melts and he knows it.

603
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,756
We would experience a loss
of only 18% on the entire trip.

604
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:41,111
Hey! Think of what that means
to all those thirsty Arab farmers.

605
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:44,073
- What thirsty Arab farmers?
- There aren't any.

606
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,350
There's no farmers in the desert, Monty!

607
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,590
Well, I think that's unfair.

608
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:52,110
"Loyola vs Notre Dame?"
In a field-hockey game? This is fabulous!

609
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:54,390
- You went to Loyola.
- You gotta be kidding.

610
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,512
I wanna bet $50,000 that Loyola wins.

611
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:01,952
$50,000 on Loyola over Notre Dame and
$5,000 on every long shot for the week.

612
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,991
You are down.

613
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,116
It's field hockey!

614
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:09,198
If I gave you $1 million for this,
would that be enough?

615
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,232
$1 million. That would be great, sir.

616
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:13,469
- Hello.
- Brewster!

617
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,034
- Charley! How you doin'?
- All right!

618
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,835
- I just bought an iceberg.
- Not yet, he hasn't.

619
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,151
- And I rented a whole stadium.
- What?

620
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,510
I'm gonna spare no expense
in fixing it up...

621
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,757
...and making it look like
a big-league stadium...

622
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,111
...because we're gonna play
an exhibition game with the Yankees.

623
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:33,674
- The Yankees?
- New York Yankees.

624
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,439
- I gotta get the guys on the bus.
- Don't take the bus.

625
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,357
Chuck Fleming. I'm at Battery Park with
Montgomery Brewster and entourage...

626
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,358
...awaiting the arrival
of the Hackensack Bulls...

627
00:42:55,480 --> 00:43:01,430
...here to tune up for an unprecedented
game with the New York Yankees.

628
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:18,233
Yee-ha ha!

629
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,313
For Christ's sake, you fly
us all the way from Jersey...

630
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,954
...then you get these choppers
to fly us back here.

631
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,196
By bus, we'd have been
here two hours ago.

632
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:42,153
Not my team. From now on,
we travel first class!

633
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,308
Charley, welcome to New York City!

634
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,392
You guys look great.
How you like the new uniforms?

635
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,998
Wait till you see the apartments
I rented for you guys.

636
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,276
He rented apartments for these guys?

637
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,517
Apartments? Penthouses
with swimming pools.

638
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,108
27 players, everybody's
got their own place.

639
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:07,876
We're gonna have a lotta fun, we're gonna
get in shape and beat the Yankees!

640
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,670
You oughtta lock him up for his own good.

641
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:15,429
What's he think he's doin'? The Yankees
see this, they're gonna rub it in.

642
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,677
Come on, Charley, relax! Enjoy yourself!

643
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,155
I hope we haven't underestimated him.

644
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,589
- I beg your pardon?
- Oh, you're doing fine.

645
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:37,316
This is the kind of flagrant misuse
of money we want to be apprised of.

646
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:42,230
He's wasting millions of dollars. Look
at what he's spent on the decorations.

647
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,109
Wait till you see the practice field.

648
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:48,232
It's great. I'm gonna have
the bus take us over to the island.

649
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:51,238
- The practice field's on Long Island?
- Yeah.

650
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,430
The airport's on Long Island.

651
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:57,872
You flew us in from the airport to here
so we could take the bus back?

652
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,956
I couldn't get the band on the runway.

653
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,958
They wouldn't let me,
no matter how much money I offered.

654
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,548
Oh, yeah. You can't play
baseball without a band.

655
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,875
Right. Come on, let's get on the bus.

656
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,192
Come on. Move it!

657
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,631
Beautiful, Benny!

658
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,512
Pick it up! The white ball!

659
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,676
Hey, come on!

660
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,236
I don't know what's the matter with them.
We play better than that.

661
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,237
Maybe they're a little tight.

662
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:33,990
Maybe they're tired from that long flight
you chartered for them from Newark.

663
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:38,394
I'm gonna go warm up, Miss Drake.
Why don't you try the same?

664
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:41,993
Hey, come on! Look good out there!

665
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,588
Let's do 6-4-3. Pepper it up!

666
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:52,318
Collins, you got trouble with your glove?
Try catchin' it with your ass.

667
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,153
Hi, operator? Mr. Brewster's suite, please.

668
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,716
- What?
- Hi, Brewster. This is Angela.

669
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,990
- Angela who?
- Angela Drake.

670
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:34,072
- Miss Drake.
- Could. I come up and talk to you?

671
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,350
- Talk to me now?
- Mm-hm.

672
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:40,189
- Perhaps in the morning.
- It's important. I need to see you now.

673
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,313
- Can't you tell me over the phone?
- No, because, look...

674
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,989
This could do both of us a world of
good, if you know what I mean.

675
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,393
- Have you been drinking?
- No, not at all.

676
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,750
And you wanna come up here
to my room now?

677
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:01,836
Mm-hm.

678
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,596
- Miss Drake?
- Uh-huh?

679
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:11,758
- Angela.
- Yes.

680
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,836
- Give me five minutes.
- OK.

681
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:21,157
Miss Drake says there's
a mad bomber in the building.

682
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,475
They're getting the people
out of the hotel.

683
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,114
Listen. Just get your wrap
and you go away.

684
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:28,913
You can come back tomorrow.
We can start all over.

685
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,793
- Well? Did he fall for it?
- Yeah, he fell for it.

686
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,309
We're doing it for his own good!

687
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:36,759
Come on!

688
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,598
Adieu.

689
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:41,356
I was expecting you. The door's open.

690
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,436
Come in. The door's open.

691
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:46,631
Angela, hello.

692
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,830
Hello, Angela. Just be cool.

693
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,113
- Hi, Spike.
- Hi.

694
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:55,196
She's really a very nice girl...

695
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,356
- Hi.
- Hi, Spike.

696
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,270
The door's open. Come in.

697
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:09,510
Hi. Eugene Provost, financial adviser.

698
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,596
- Who in hell's this?
- A money man.

699
00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:13,631
Money?

700
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,797
For the past five years,
this guy's predicted 88%.

701
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,115
88% of what this guy says makes money.

702
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:22,073
88.4% to be exact, but who's counting?

703
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:27,832
I'm so confident of my ability, I will
only take 15% of your profits after taxes.

704
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,430
In other words, I only get paid
if you profit from my advice.

705
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:35,872
- Then you're hired.
- $100,000 a week plus 15%.

706
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,514
Monty, the man doesn't
want the $100,000.

707
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,996
The man's gonna have to take
$100,000. That's what the job pays.

708
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,271
$100,000 a week plus 15%.
What do you say?

709
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,515
- I'll make an exception in your case.
- Good!

710
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,596
Sure. Join the club.

711
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:55,153
Hey. 9.15. This is way
past your bedtime, Miss Drake.

712
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,795
You'll never know, Mr. Brewster.

713
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:01,549
Be sure to get home before the sun
comes up. D'you know what I mean?

714
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,116
Good night, gentlemen.

715
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,470
Come on. Settle down, will ya?
Throw your arm out.

716
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:15,878
Goddamn it. She's gonna be real mad
when she finds out what's goin' on.

717
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:23,875
Will you forget about Angela?
She's a bad investment.

718
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,275
Eugene is helping me out
with my investments.

719
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:31,679
You know... precious metals, some rare
coins, some old stamps, stuff like that.

720
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:35,475
- He says it's a ledge against inflation.
- Stamps.

721
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:51,914
Thank you.

722
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:54,076
Do you sell stamps?

723
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,590
I think that you want
the stationery store across the street.

724
00:49:57,720 --> 00:50:00,359
The stamps we have
are very rare, very expensive.

725
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,038
How expensive?

726
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,471
- Well, let me show you, Mr, uh...
- Montgomery Brewster.

727
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:10,390
Montgomery Brewster! I have been
reading about you in the newspaper.

728
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,636
I'd like to see your most expensive stamp.

729
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,716
Ah! One moment.

730
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:20,396
This may be the first intelligent
thing he's done with his money.

731
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,830
Maybe he's coming to his senses.
What do you think?

732
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:27,839
I'm getting paid to take pictures.
My job is not to interpret reality.

733
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:31,157
- You're a real jerk, you know that?
- Ain't that the truth.

734
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:32,998
Tell it to my accountant.

735
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:37,796
As you can see, the airplane was
accidentally printed upside down.

736
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,639
Of the 100 of these stamps
originally printed...

737
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,991
...this is the only known copy in existence.

738
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:48,671
Baron Levitsky recently offered $850,000
for it and I laughed in his face.

739
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:59,071
I'd say the stamp he's bought
is a considerable asset.

740
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:03,836
He doesn't even understand the rules
yet. Let's see him get out of this one.

741
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:09,715
- Good morning. Here's the mail.
- Thank you.

742
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:13,833
- Is there anything else I can do?
- Hold on a minute.

743
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,798
- Norris.
- Hm?

744
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,956
Hackensack Bulls.

745
00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:25,360
"Having a wonderful time. Wish you
were here. Best wishes, Monty Brewster."

746
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:32,475
God!

747
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,160
It isn't an asset any more.
He's mailed it.

748
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,755
- Get Cox over here.
- Right away, sir.

749
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,270
The son of a bitch.

750
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,393
So, in confidence,
you can see it's vital to the firm...

751
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,432
...that Brewster does not succeed
in spending $30 million.

752
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:51,678
He's made a fool of you and your ex-wife.
We think he has designs on your fiancée.

753
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:55,554
An error in book-keeping discovered
at the last moment should do the trick.

754
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:59,798
Say a $20,000 mistake in Mr. Brewster's
favour. It'll be our insurance policy.

755
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:04,630
And the $300 million will go to the firm.
Granville, Baxter and Cox.

756
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,512
Welcome aboard, Warren.

757
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,957
The big story on Wall Street
is that Icebergs International...

758
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,355
...has been bought out
by Wometco Petroleum...

759
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:17,713
...in order to secure tax benefits within
the common market. This will enable...

760
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:22,391
- Is he a genius, or is he a genius?
- Can't understand it, Mr. Brewster?

761
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:28,072
The stock, which was valued. at 1½, now
has a par value of over $9 a share.

762
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,191
I wanna sell my stock in the Iceberg.

763
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:33,756
Sell? Oh, no. That doesn't seem
like a very smart thing...

764
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,518
- Mr. Brewster?
- What?

765
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:40,111
The parent company, Wometco, is one
of the strongest in the petroleum market.

766
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:43,312
They've been good performers
in profits and dividends.

767
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:48,673
Don't sell. You've got obligations. A huge
payroll, overhead, retirement plans.

768
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,792
- You don't wanna lay anyone off, do ya?
- No, I don't.

769
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,473
Count it. It's all here.
Nothing but long shots, huh?

770
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,637
You just won yourself a cool
million five, wise guy.

771
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:07,150
The word is out on you. I had
to lay these bets off all over town.

772
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,919
You don't make another bet
in this city again, ever!

773
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,635
Loyola 18, Notre Dame, zilch.
Thanks a lot, baby.

774
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,916
This is unreported income
gained from an illegal venture.

775
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:21,032
I recommend that you
dispatch a courier to Switzerland...

776
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,435
...and deposit this money
in a secret account.

777
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,710
I don't want it. I'll give it to charity.

778
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:29,469
- What's your favourite charity?
- There are many worthwhile charities.

779
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,477
Many worthwhile charities!

780
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:34,910
Divide it up amongst
the many charities and give it to them.

781
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,554
And go back to work,
because this is a business...

782
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,877
...and we're doing business
and nobody's business.

783
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,037
Do it. Business.
Good. I want business done.

784
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,593
That was so wonderful
what you just did in there.

785
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:52,915
I know you think I'm always complaining...

786
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:56,191
...but I can't stand seeing
these people take advantage of you.

787
00:53:56,320 --> 00:54:00,598
I appreciate what you're trying to do,
but you don't know what I'm trying to do.

788
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:03,712
- What are you trying to do?
- What I'm trying to do...

789
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,876
Monty.

790
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:09,516
- Could you step in here for a moment?
- Of course, Marilyn.

791
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,835
- Good afternoon, Angela.
- Hello, Marilyn.

792
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:16,272
Well, Monty. What do you think
of our postmodern fantasy?

793
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:20,632
Hello, darling. Marilyn's really outdone
herself this time, don't you think?

794
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:23,513
It's good. It is very good, Marilyn.

795
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:27,792
But it's not great. I want you to reach
deep down inside yourself this time...

796
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,309
...and come up with something unique.

797
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:35,395
I wanna walk in this room and say
"Monty, I wanna die in this room."

798
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,316
I wanna die in this room, Marilyn.

799
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:42,236
And double the workmen's salary.
I mean, they look exhausted.

800
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:45,113
Help out. Come on! It's a business.

801
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,837
Angela! I'm not gonna be able
to make dinner, darling.

802
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:53,270
- There's just too much to be done.
- Whatever you say, Warren.

803
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,116
A room you want to die in.

804
00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:00,231
- What?
- What were you trying to tell me?

805
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:04,831
I don't know how to say this. Even though
I'm not the person you thought I was...

806
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,474
...I'm not the person that
you think I am now either.

807
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,273
But why does making money
make you miserable...

808
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:14,234
- ...and when you lose it, you act happy?
- I can't get used to being rich.

809
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,635
But you mustn't just squander the money.

810
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,990
Squander it? I'm making millions.

811
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:23,632
We got off to a bad start. I thought we'd
take a ride and get to know each other.

812
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,671
You'll find out I'm not such a bad guy.

813
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:29,509
- Miss Drake, your chariot awaits.
- Oh, no. I can't accept this.

814
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:34,270
- This is a $125,000 car.
- Eugene said I needed a tax write-off.

815
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,994
Can't we take a ride
without having an argument?

816
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:41,272
I promise not to spend any money...
except on you for lunch.

817
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,348
All right. But lunch and then that's it.

818
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,514
- So where shall we go?
- You're drivin'.

819
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:01,030
Ooh, there's a nice little restaurant
near the place where I grew up.

820
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,515
It's not fancy, but...

821
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,631
What the... Are you all right?

822
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:07,996
- I think so.
- Are you sure?

823
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,629
I'm terribly sorry. The parking
attendant left my car in first.

824
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:21,275
When I turned on the ignition,
it shot forward. Are you all right?

825
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,834
- Fine, but you look hurt.
- Honestly, I'm fine.

826
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,190
Look, here's my driver's licence.

827
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:29,512
Great! Don't be ridiculous. Put that away.

828
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:32,200
You're in a state of shock.
Emotional trauma.

829
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:35,756
- What are you talkin' about?
- Brain damage. He doesn't know.

830
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,599
Hey, George! Get an ambulance!

831
00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:40,915
Are you all right, Mr. Brewster?

832
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,509
Brewster? Montgomery Brewster?

833
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:45,596
Yes, that's me.

834
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,710
I don't feel very good.
I'm starting to lose feeling in my legs.

835
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:55,597
- Stop it! Can't you see he's faking?
- I can't have this on my conscience.

836
00:56:55,720 --> 00:57:00,191
Dear sir. Could you settle this out of court
for a couple of hundred thousand dollars?

837
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:03,357
- Two ex-wives.
- Two ex-wives?

838
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:05,957
300,000?

839
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,275
You go to the doctor's right away, OK?

840
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:12,958
You give him this for a prescription...
and you'll be all right.

841
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:15,116
- Thank you.
- Have a good day!

842
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:20,234
Get a cold compress
for that thing on your head.

843
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:24,793
Nice man.
See, the cheque'll be a receipt.

844
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:28,276
I'm starving. I'm ready to go to
lunch now. I wanna meet your family.

845
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,630
Meet my family?
What do you wanna do? Buy 'em?

846
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,638
I would be ashamed
to introduce my family to you!

847
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,876
Angela! Wait. Listen to me.

848
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:40,312
Angela! Will you wait a minute? I did the
best I could. That wasn't that man's fault.

849
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:42,954
The first time you get
some money, what do you do?

850
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:46,072
You spend it and show off.
You just gave away $300,000!

851
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,316
Oh, my God.

852
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,909
Oh, look at that. Isn't that awful?

853
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:55,277
I don't believe it. How tasteless.

854
00:57:55,720 --> 00:58:01,158
That girl is ungrateful, considering all the
things you've done to try to improve her.

855
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:04,272
I just think this is unforgivable.

856
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:08,836
Thank you.

857
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,872
You may not be interested
in what Marilyn and I are doing...

858
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,117
...but we have a real shot
at getting our work into AD next month.

859
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:20,471
- AD?
- Architectural Digest.

860
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,914
That's wonderful.
I'm happy for you and Marilyn.

861
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:27,510
- Are you all right?
- I'm not very happy with this situation.

862
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:30,712
- You could have fooled me.
- What's that supposed to mean?

863
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:34,355
That you and Monty seem
to be getting along well.

864
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:38,633
Give everybody else in here whatever
they're drinking. Champagne, anything.

865
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:39,909
Yes, sir.

866
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:43,351
Drinks on the house!
Courtesy of Mr. Brewster.

867
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:46,074
Monty Brewster's extravagance
knows no bounds.

868
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:49,078
After paying the highest-recorded.
price for a stamp...

869
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:52,112
...Brewster today shelled. out
a record. $600,000...

870
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:55,471
...for five cases of
114-year-old. French wine.

871
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:59,758
He stunned. the crowd. at the auction house
by not only paying in cash for the wine...

872
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:03,668
...but by opening all 60 bottles
at a reception for the public afterwards.

873
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:09,158
At $10,000 a bottle, that's gotta be the
most expensive hangover I've heard. of.

874
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,877
- Angela?
- What?

875
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,991
I asked if your feelings had changed.

876
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:22,749
How can I make it any clearer?
Can you pay for the drinks and let's go?

877
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:24,791
The drinks are on Monty.

878
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:29,116
- Brewster?
- Yes?

879
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:31,959
Looks like you've got
a busy evening ahead of you.

880
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:35,117
Yeah, I'm too busy to have fun.
I gotta spend money.

881
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:39,791
- Mailing that stamp was quite ingenious.
- You like that? And the wine auction?

882
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:44,550
Again, very imaginative. I understand
it cost $600,000, according to Miss Drake.

883
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,350
There she goes again, as usual.

884
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:53,917
I am tired of acting like a rich
asshole for everybody. I'm fed up.

885
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:58,358
I should've took Uncle Rupert's wimp
clause. I don't think I can pull this off.

886
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:03,076
I don't know, but that baseball game
you're planning sounds like a good step.

887
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:11,519
My left leg. See? I planted it
down wrong. I was off balance.

888
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,797
Ooh! Go ahead, Monty.
Now that's the Monty I know.

889
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:18,996
Hi, Monty. How's it going, buddy?

890
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:22,876
- Tell him the good news.
- You tell him.

891
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,390
- I got good news and bad news.
- Tell him the bad news first.

892
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:30,479
The bad news is I did what you wanted me
to do. I got rid of your Iceberg stocks.

893
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:34,070
- That's great.
- You ready for the good news?

894
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:38,716
I took Eugene's advice. I admit, without
you knowing, I used the corporate name.

895
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:41,354
- I made some investments for you.
- That's OK.

896
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:44,119
What did I buy?
A commodity thing, an oil well...

897
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,834
- He just made you $10 million.
- $10 million!

898
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:50,236
- Woo-hoo hoo! Yee-ha ha!
- Isn't that wonderful?

899
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:55,309
Ten million, ten million,
ten million dollars!

900
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,237
No! Damn it!

901
01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:59,920
I'm right back where I started, damn it!

902
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:06,676
Jesus.

903
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:12,191
$10 million. $10 million.

904
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,595
What's the matter, Monty?

905
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:20,235
I make the guy $10 million
and he acts like it's a funeral.

906
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,749
It's American money.

907
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:24,393
Congratulations.

908
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:27,234
About that furniture
you wanted us to rent.

909
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:32,195
I'm afraid the company requires
a substantial cash deposit. $20,000.

910
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:39,118
$20,000. Hey, don't forget.

911
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,636
To give Angela the receipt? I know.

912
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:44,399
- Have to keep those books straight.
- Yeah.

913
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,916
So long.

914
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,752
I'd like to be alone... by myself.

915
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,111
No problem. You must be getting
psyched up for the Yankee game.

916
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:06,597
He always does this. He gets cranky cos
he's getting psyched up for a big game.

917
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:11,669
Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
This time we'll just leave him alone.

918
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:14,950
- I don't get it.
- Yeah, what is with him?

919
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:18,993
- We should consider psychiatric help.
- What are you? Nuts?

920
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:31,590
OK.

921
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:39,518
With two weeks until the election,
this station is sorry to report...

922
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:44,191
...that it is unable to endorse either of
the candidates for mayor of New York.

923
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:48,836
Both Mr. Heller and Mr. Salvino have been
pumping scandalous amounts of money...

924
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:53,909
...into slick advertising campaigns that, so
far, have only demonstrated. their ability...

925
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:57,510
...to slander each other
and squander campaign contributions.

926
01:02:57,640 --> 01:03:02,031
In the view of this station, the only
issue being raised. by this debate...

927
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,720
...is whether the city
of New York is for sale...

928
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:07,832
...and just how much slush money
it will take to buy it.

929
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:17,516
Running for office is expensive, and it's
unheard of to do it with your own money.

930
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:21,599
- Yeah. What's he know about politics?
- He's trying to do some good.

931
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:25,429
I've figured this out. That's why
he gets upset when he makes a profit.

932
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:29,951
It makes him feel guilty. He's trying
to do the right thing for once in his life.

933
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:37,672
Mr. Brewster! Mr. Brewster!

934
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:40,360
Mr. Brewster, could you
give us your reasons...

935
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,040
...for your sudden
and unexpected candidacy?

936
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:47,558
I figure voting for Salvino or Heller is
just as silly as them running for office.

937
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:49,830
That's as silly as me running for office.

938
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:52,474
What is not silly is the power
of the people's vote.

939
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:55,592
I think the people should use
it to vote for...

940
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:58,670
...none of the above!

941
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:04,358
Are we to understand that you don't
actually want anyone to vote for you?

942
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:08,393
What I'm saying is I think
only an idiot would vote for me.

943
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:12,599
Mr. Brewster, have you taken positions
on any of the issues facing the city?

944
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:15,109
Sanitation, union corruption...

945
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:18,437
The bottom line is
I'm here to buy your votes.

946
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,753
With only 10 days left
before the election...

947
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:24,559
...how will you find support
for that position?

948
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:29,151
I don't expect support. I'm asking people
not to send money in to my candidacy.

949
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:32,590
They should keep their money.
They'll need it after this election.

950
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:03,710
Monty Brewster. That's me, right?

951
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:09,591
Tonight, I'm here to talk to you
about "None of the above".

952
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:12,598
You know how, at election time,
you decide not to vote...

953
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:16,474
...because the two candidates
are so repulsive?

954
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:19,068
Repulsive's not the word.
We 're all full of shit.

955
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:22,556
I didn't think you could use
that kind of language on television.

956
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,309
Maybe he's just trying
to get his point across.

957
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:28,557
I never wear a suit and a tie. Never.

958
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:34,916
These are just things politicians use to
trick you into thinking they're respectable.

959
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:37,031
Well... to the politician, huh?

960
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:55,233
- He bought prime time on every station?
- Worse than that, he's on network.

961
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:59,678
He's running spots in all 52 states
in case any New Yorkers are on vacation.

962
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:02,951
Write in '"None of the above'"
on your ballot.

963
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,958
Don't vote for any of us. We 're assholes.

964
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,959
We'll only make things worse.

965
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:12,000
Let's d. rink to it.

966
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:49,960
I wanna thank you
for coming out today...

967
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:55,393
...to see to it that neither my opponents
nor me win the election.

968
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:03,557
I wanna ask the question.

969
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:09,312
- Who's buying the booze?
- You are!

970
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:12,671
- Who's buying the food?
- You are!

971
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:16,588
- And who's tryin' to buy your vote?
- You are!

972
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:19,951
- And who you're gonna vote for?
- None of the above!

973
01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:22,548
- Say it again!
- None of the above!

974
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:26,070
- Let me hear it one more time!
- None of the above!

975
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:30,354
Brewster! Brewster! Brewster!

976
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:03,959
Call it outrageous.
Call it a breath of fresh air.

977
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,878
But what you can no longer
call it is a joke campaign.

978
01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:09,793
Eccentric multimillionaire
Montgomery Brewster...

979
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:13,196
...is electrifying crowds
and is starting to show up in the polls.

980
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:17,836
All this reporter can say is I hate to
see what he could do if he was serious.

981
01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:55,316
So, what do you wanna talk about?

982
01:08:55,480 --> 01:08:59,678
- Me? Your people called my people.
- Bullshit. Your people moved first.

983
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,234
What's the difference?
We got the same problem.

984
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:04,032
Brewster.

985
01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:08,073
You heard what he said about us
yesterday. I'll quote it for you.

986
01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:13,313
"Heller and Salvino are both just
a couple of overgrown wharf rats."

987
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:17,558
"Why else would anybody spend $10
million to get a $60,000-a-year job...

988
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:20,319
...unless he planned to steal
it back with interest?"

989
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:23,028
You and I are gonna sue him
for every cent he's got.

990
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:26,750
That's very good, Heller. Very good.

991
01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:49,119
I called 'em a couple
of overgrown wharf rats...

992
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:53,153
...and I had to pay 'em $4 million
for the emotional damage it did.

993
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:57,629
- What do you think of your opponents?
- They're slime. You can quote me.

994
01:09:57,760 --> 01:09:59,671
Don't quote him, please.

995
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:01,677
Any prediction on the game?

996
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:04,917
I'm takin' that game more serious
than I am this election.

997
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:06,996
Can we take anything you say seriously?

998
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:10,590
It's like the saying: "If bullshit
were money, I'd be a millionaire."

999
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,836
Well, I'm a millionaire.

1000
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:20,032
He didn't mean that.
Don't you dare quote him on that.

1001
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:27,349
You must be so nervous about this
game. You put everything into it.

1002
01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:29,277
Not everything, but a lot.

1003
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:32,437
This is my big day.
I'm pitching against the Yankees.

1004
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:35,757
I can get any team out for three innings.

1005
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:40,994
Good. afternoon. The New York
Yankee baseball network is on the air.

1006
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:43,680
We've got a special edition
of Yankee baseball...

1007
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:46,109
...a special three-inning exhibition game...

1008
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:49,152
...between the New York Yankees
and - are you ready for this? -

1009
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:51,350
the Hackensack Bulls.

1010
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:55,439
I know they're the Yankees. You know
how many years I listened to you guys...

1011
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:58,074
...complaining about
you never get your shot?

1012
01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:00,077
Well, today we get our shot.

1013
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:02,191
There's gonna be sports writers there.

1014
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:05,232
Newscasters, TV, radio.

1015
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:08,552
Johnson, you're 26 years old, right?

1016
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:11,194
You got a great glove. Perfect swing.

1017
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:14,790
But if you don't show your stuff
out there, nobody's gonna know it.

1018
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:17,957
Hey, you guys!
Let's go out there and kick a little ass!

1019
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:23,995
And the Hackensack Bulls
take the playing field!

1020
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,077
That was a great speech you made.

1021
01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:36,831
I know you got something to prove,
but don't try to show these guys up.

1022
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:50,751
Monty looks so tiny. Those Yankees
look so big. Can he get hurt?

1023
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:55,908
Nah. They'll just take his fast balls
and dent some cars in the parkin' lot.

1024
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:58,156
I better move my limousine.

1025
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:00,676
No votes for Brewster!

1026
01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:08,191
None of the above!

1027
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:11,437
Hear this crowd go crazy.
That's for Montgomery Brewster.

1028
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:14,279
That financial-world wizard
who came on the scene...

1029
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:17,631
...and continues to thrill and delight
the fans of this stadium.

1030
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:21,514
None of the above! None of the above!

1031
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:25,115
All right! Let's play ball.

1032
01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:30,789
- Hackensack Bulls, huh?
- That's the name.

1033
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:33,150
Robby digs in and we're under way.

1034
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:37,035
Monty Brewster peers in at his sign
and kicks in the first pitch.

1035
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:40,635
- Change-up?
- No, that was his fastball.

1036
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:43,997
I guess you'd have to call that
his change-up, hey, Biff?

1037
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:53,150
- Swing on, it's a hotshot.
- Out!

1038
01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:57,515
You are out.

1039
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,235
Ken Dixon stepping in for the Yanks. Biff?

1040
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:05,875
Dixon's reputation as
a tough competitor is legendary, Vinnie.

1041
01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:10,272
Hey, Ken Dixon. It's a pleasure
to be on the same field.

1042
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:12,516
I admire your work. You're a great hitter.

1043
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:15,916
- That pitcher of yours thinks he's cute.
- He sure does.

1044
01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:18,429
You had a great season
this year, Mr. Dixon.

1045
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:21,028
I saw that game in Boston
back in June, was it?

1046
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:24,311
- Saw that game?
- Yeah, I saw that game.

1047
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:31,429
I tell you. Great game. Two home runs.
A triple. Six RBIs. I can't believe...

1048
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:35,439
- ...you didn't make the all-star team.
- I didn't believe it either.

1049
01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:42,391
That was a foul ball.

1050
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:45,716
Come on, Monty. Keep it in there.

1051
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:52,239
- Dixon, I saw your wife on television.
- Yeah?

1052
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:54,430
- She sure is an ugly bitch.
- Thanks.

1053
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:57,950
Strike three, you're out!

1054
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:03,156
And you shut up. Get outta here.

1055
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:05,832
You shut up. Get outta here.

1056
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:08,235
- You shut up.
- What did I say?

1057
01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:11,670
- What happened, man?
- He called my wife an ugly bitch.

1058
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:15,990
- Snack bar!
- I'm a snack bar? You're an asshole.

1059
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:20,871
It's a heated exchange. Looks like this
game may have some real spirit after all.

1060
01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:26,432
It's all right. Come on.

1061
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:32,632
One word out of you, fat boy,
and you eat your mask.

1062
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:34,910
You won't talk to me
the way you did Dixon.

1063
01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:38,516
Can I help it if a guy can't take a joke?
Have you ever seen his wife?

1064
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:40,915
Yeah. Ugly bitch!

1065
01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:46,594
There's a long d. rive to
deep centre field. Back, back, way back.

1066
01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:56,600
Mike Scharf with
a brilliant leaping catch.

1067
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:08,430
- Uh-huh?
- Warren Cox. You're expecting me.

1068
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:11,110
Uh, yeah, right. The refund.

1069
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:14,755
Yes. It's $20,000. That's the receipt.

1070
01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:18,998
I'm glad to get rid of it. Don't like
having that kind of money around here.

1071
01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:23,989
The boss wasn't too happy when he found
out Mr. Brewster didn't like the furniture.

1072
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:27,271
Yes, it's a pity, but he has no taste.

1073
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,196
By the way, how's the big game coming?

1074
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:35,312
Bulls are ahead one-zip, but
they're starting to hit 'em.

1075
01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:37,711
Right.

1076
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:40,952
No, no, no, no, no!

1077
01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:52,553
Ken Dixon d. riving
a grand-slam home run...

1078
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:55,353
...and the Yankees lead. it four to one.

1079
01:15:55,480 --> 01:15:58,438
Listen to that scattered.
applause here in Hackensack.

1080
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:00,551
Sounds more like a death knell.

1081
01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:11,714
That is true Yankee baseball
there, my friend.

1082
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:16,960
New York Yankee power has burst
a balloon over Hackensack, New Jersey.

1083
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:20,038
Wouldn't you know that the Bronx
Bombers'd be the bad guys?

1084
01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:21,354
Oh, my!

1085
01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:29,476
Gotta take you out, kid.

1086
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:35,271
He just got lucky, Monty.

1087
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:40,080
Hey, you did good, Brewster. Real good.

1088
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:42,111
I'm proud of you and all the guys.

1089
01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:44,435
What the hell,
this is the New York Yankees.

1090
01:17:05,480 --> 01:17:07,436
Play ball!

1091
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:30,553
That was a valiant effort. Your Uncle
Rupert would've been proud of you.

1092
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,509
I thought my Uncle Rupert
didn't like losers.

1093
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:37,313
Mr. Brewster, I don't think you're a loser.

1094
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:42,039
If it's the money you're worried about,
don't. I only have $38,000 left.

1095
01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:44,116
I could spend that tonight in my sleep.

1096
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:47,433
Yes, but it looks like
you could win this election.

1097
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:50,472
The job carries a $60,000 annual salary...

1098
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:54,434
...which would be considered
an asset by the terms of the will.

1099
01:17:57,360 --> 01:18:01,353
OK, here are the final totals. For the
Yankees to win, four runs on four hits...

1100
01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:03,596
Wait a minute.
Somethin' might be goin' on.

1101
01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:08,191
It looks like Brewster's
gonna address this crowd of folks.

1102
01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:11,869
Kill the commercial, fellas.
We're gonna stay right here.

1103
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:15,388
I'd like to take my hat off to the Yankees.

1104
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:24,951
Anybody can inherit millions of dollars
and buy hisself an election...

1105
01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:30,792
...but it takes a real athlete
to be a professional baseball player.

1106
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:35,357
And that's what all these gentlemen
here are today. Real professionals.

1107
01:18:42,440 --> 01:18:45,079
See, the election was
supposed to be a joke.

1108
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:49,478
I didn't expect anybody to vote for me.
I didn't think I'd be taken seriously.

1109
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:52,910
I thought "None of the above"
was a pretty good idea.

1110
01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:55,713
I don't wanna be mayor. I never did.

1111
01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:03,593
How about that, Biff? Monty Brewster
is withdrawing from the election.

1112
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:07,879
It's not all downhill. I mean I still got...

1113
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:11,394
...$38,000 left.

1114
01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:14,876
I'm gonna throw a party tonight
at the hotel in New York...

1115
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,956
...and you're all invited.

1116
01:19:56,920 --> 01:19:58,876
Hi.

1117
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:02,716
I thought I'd find you here.

1118
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:07,436
Since Warren's not around, I thought
maybe I could escort you to the party.

1119
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:12,234
I'm sorry about you retiring from baseball.
I know how much it meant to you.

1120
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:15,591
That's all right.
It happens to everyone sooner or later.

1121
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:18,518
- It's the nature of the game.
- Yeah.

1122
01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:23,032
I don't think there's anything
left here for me to add up...

1123
01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:27,278
- ...so I guess this is goodbye.
- Don't you wanna go to the party?

1124
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:30,312
Oh, no. I couldn't stand another one.

1125
01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:33,238
I don't see what you
could possibly be celebrating...

1126
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:36,318
...unless you think it's OK
to squander $30 million?

1127
01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:39,716
I don't. I just think maybe
it was a phase I was going through.

1128
01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:44,119
Tomorrow I won't be like this any more.

1129
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:48,153
Come tomorrow, you are dead broke.
It's all over.

1130
01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:51,795
You don't even have a job playing
baseball any more and what do you do?

1131
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:54,639
You throw a party with your last 38, 000!

1132
01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:59,550
I pissed off so much money, I figured
what difference does $38,000 make.

1133
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:04,549
How dare you? That's more money than a
lot of hardworking people earn in a year.

1134
01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:06,955
Get your values together
cos you'll need 'em.

1135
01:21:07,080 --> 01:21:09,992
Wait until tomorrow, then
you'll know what this is about.

1136
01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:14,910
Just forget it. I hope you have fun
at that party cos that's all you got left.

1137
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:22,716
I love you.

1138
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:50,349
Mr. Donaldo, we're accepting
contributions for Mr. Brewster...

1139
01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:52,436
...since he's currently insolvent.

1140
01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:54,516
Yeah. Put some money in here now.

1141
01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:57,473
I didn't bring my wallet.
I thought this was a free party.

1142
01:21:57,600 --> 01:22:00,433
- I see. Too bad.
- Do you put your money in tin cans?

1143
01:22:00,560 --> 01:22:04,314
You got it, big boy.
This gravy train ain't gonna run for ever.

1144
01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:07,116
Oh-ho, what's this?

1145
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:11,789
Well, thank you very much.
This is generous of you. Very generous.

1146
01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:14,514
I'm gonna put you on
my Christmas-card list.

1147
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,991
How about a glass of champagne?

1148
01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:22,271
How about a bottle of champagne?
I'm gonna get drunk.

1149
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:23,913
Monty!

1150
01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:26,635
Monty, good news, pal. Good news.

1151
01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:31,510
Mr. Brewster, I think you're a hell of a nice
man and we took up a collection for you.

1152
01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:35,030
You've paid us all so much money,
we feel bad now that you're broke...

1153
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,794
...so would you take this money, please?

1154
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:40,753
I really appreciate this, but you know me.

1155
01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:43,075
I'll just spend it. I can't take it.

1156
01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:45,595
- Brother, take the money, please.
- I can't.

1157
01:22:45,720 --> 01:22:47,676
- Take the money.
- No.

1158
01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:51,951
I know. You don't want charity.
Forget the charity.

1159
01:22:52,680 --> 01:22:56,355
I was gonna save this for a rainy day.
I tell ya now, it's raining.

1160
01:22:56,560 --> 01:23:00,439
Except for a few suits that I bought,
I saved almost every penny you gave me.

1161
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:02,516
Now, I got an idea.

1162
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:06,474
We're gonna buy a Corvette and drive
across country to the Rocky Mountains.

1163
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:12,994
- We'll buy a cabin and go fishing...
- Spike, you're beautiful, man. You are.

1164
01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:15,839
- But you don't know. Tomorrow...
- Yeah?

1165
01:23:17,280 --> 01:23:20,909
Almost let the cat out
of the bag, Uncle Rupert.

1166
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:23,077
What are you talkin' about?

1167
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:27,113
I can't tell my closest friend
cos my Uncle Rupert's a son of a bitch.

1168
01:23:27,240 --> 01:23:30,312
- Why? What are you saying?
- Uh...

1169
01:23:30,440 --> 01:23:32,590
Hey, it's supposed to be a party.

1170
01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:36,235
It's a party! How come everybody
ain't dancing and having a good time?

1171
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:40,110
I mean, what? Somebody die?
I gotta get full value for my money.

1172
01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:43,718
You heard him. He said he doesn't want it.

1173
01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:46,595
Did you really spend all that money?

1174
01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:58,238
Nice friend I turned out to be. You give
me money so I could play catch with you?

1175
01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:01,113
Spike, you don't understand.

1176
01:24:01,240 --> 01:24:03,708
Nobody understands.

1177
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:07,753
I don't even understand any more.
And I am sick of money.

1178
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:11,676
I'm gonna take this
and I'm gonna go and get tore up.

1179
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:27,310
Give me a few bottles
of what he's drinking, all right?

1180
01:25:15,280 --> 01:25:17,236
It's after three, Mr. Brewster.

1181
01:25:19,560 --> 01:25:21,596
Checkout time?

1182
01:25:22,480 --> 01:25:25,552
I'm afraid you'll have to leave now.

1183
01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:29,514
Like I always said, Mr. Carter.
You're a real nice man.

1184
01:25:32,520 --> 01:25:36,513
I believe everything you're wearing
belongs to us, Mr. Brewster.

1185
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:39,870
I almost forgot.

1186
01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:46,997
Just the clothes on my back.
That's what they said.

1187
01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:51,193
Piss off $30 million.
Makes a lot of sense, Uncle Rupert.

1188
01:25:51,640 --> 01:25:53,596
You asshole.

1189
01:25:55,880 --> 01:25:58,314
I'm gonna recommend
your shop to all my friends.

1190
01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:01,831
You lease some great clothes. All of 'em.

1191
01:26:03,160 --> 01:26:05,116
Keep this, too.

1192
01:27:03,880 --> 01:27:08,396
Monty? Well, hello.
I hardly recognised you.

1193
01:27:09,280 --> 01:27:11,510
It's ready, sir. What do you think?

1194
01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:15,270
Do you like it?

1195
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:18,392
Marilyn, this is the room I could die in.

1196
01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:20,511
Thank God.

1197
01:27:20,640 --> 01:27:22,596
I'm so glad.

1198
01:27:24,320 --> 01:27:26,311
OK, boys.

1199
01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:28,756
Take it all back.

1200
01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:42,916
I wish you had the dough
to keep it, Monty.

1201
01:27:58,320 --> 01:28:03,075
- Taxicab, Mr. Brewster?
- I can't afford it now. I'm outta money.

1202
01:28:04,600 --> 01:28:08,593
You'll never guess who I voted for
this morning. "None of the above".

1203
01:28:09,800 --> 01:28:11,756
That's good.

1204
01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:14,516
That's real good.

1205
01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:32,628
This is Chuck Fleming in Times Square.
That newsflash tells it all.

1206
01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:35,792
Former candidate Montgomery
Brewster...

1207
01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:39,833
...who withdrew from the campaign
yesterday, and apparently dead broke...

1208
01:28:39,960 --> 01:28:42,235
...checked out of his hotel
a few hours ago...

1209
01:28:42,360 --> 01:28:45,511
...wearing the baseball jersey
and cap he had on 30 days ago.

1210
01:28:45,680 --> 01:28:47,955
Where is he now? Nobody seems to know.

1211
01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:51,635
We followed his roller-coaster
ride of success and failure...

1212
01:28:51,760 --> 01:28:53,716
...and now it would seem to be over.

1213
01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:57,469
But those of you following the election
results know that that's not so.

1214
01:28:57,600 --> 01:29:01,832
If you're out there, Monty, turn on a radio
or a TV set or pick up a newspaper.

1215
01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:05,111
I think you might be proud of
what's happened in this city today.

1216
01:29:05,240 --> 01:29:07,196
Chuck Fleming, Action News.

1217
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:27,072
Oh, Monty. Just the man I wanted to see.

1218
01:29:28,040 --> 01:29:31,271
I've got wonderful news.
No, wonderful, wonderful news.

1219
01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:35,916
Do you remember the $20,000 that you
gave me as a deposit on the furniture?

1220
01:29:36,040 --> 01:29:39,430
Well, here it is. You're not broke after all.

1221
01:29:39,560 --> 01:29:41,516
Isn't that fortunate?

1222
01:29:42,600 --> 01:29:45,239
- Three minutes.
- I'm sorry, Roundfield...

1223
01:29:45,360 --> 01:29:50,275
...but our records indicate Brewster
still has a substantial amount of money.

1224
01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:52,630
- Really?
- Mm-hm.

1225
01:29:58,320 --> 01:30:00,436
I can't believe it! I quit!

1226
01:30:15,760 --> 01:30:19,309
I guess I didn't do so good.
I still got $20,000 left.

1227
01:30:20,240 --> 01:30:23,676
Look, I know I lost and everything...

1228
01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:26,360
...so I'll sign what you want
me to sign and leave.

1229
01:30:26,480 --> 01:30:29,153
- Give him the quitclaim papers.
- Use my pen.

1230
01:30:30,960 --> 01:30:33,713
Mr. Brewster, you still have
two full minutes.

1231
01:30:33,840 --> 01:30:37,276
Two full minutes for what?
I blew it. I'm burnt out.

1232
01:30:38,040 --> 01:30:42,158
We were rooting for you all the way.

1233
01:30:43,560 --> 01:30:47,109
- Warren, what are you doing?
- Ssh! He's about to sign it all away.

1234
01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:50,277
- What are you doing here?
- Closing out Brewster's account.

1235
01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:54,313
- Sign what away?
- Ssh! I guess I can let you in on it now.

1236
01:30:54,440 --> 01:30:58,479
In a few seconds I'm gonna be a full
partner, as soon as he signs that paper.

1237
01:30:58,600 --> 01:31:01,034
See, the reason that
he blew the $30 million...

1238
01:31:01,160 --> 01:31:04,197
...was so he could get
his real inheritance of $300 million.

1239
01:31:04,320 --> 01:31:07,153
He had to spend all that money?
Why didn't he tell me?

1240
01:31:07,280 --> 01:31:10,670
It was a condition of the will.
He had to keep it a secret.

1241
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:14,110
If it's such a big secret,
how come you know all about it?

1242
01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:16,196
I'm afraid that too is a secret.

1243
01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:19,118
Uh-uh. He did spend that money.
I have the receipts.

1244
01:31:19,240 --> 01:31:23,074
Maybe you're not so thorough.
Remember the Dawson and Clark account?

1245
01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:25,350
Fine custom furniture and draperies?

1246
01:31:27,400 --> 01:31:30,312
- No! Give me that!
- Monty, stop! Don't sign anything!

1247
01:31:30,440 --> 01:31:33,591
Miss Drake! This is a private meeting.
Leave or you'll be fired.

1248
01:31:33,720 --> 01:31:34,709
Sign right here.

1249
01:31:34,840 --> 01:31:38,594
Warren cheated. They put him up to it.
He withheld the $20,000 deposit...

1250
01:31:38,720 --> 01:31:40,676
...so Monty would think he'd spent it.

1251
01:31:40,800 --> 01:31:43,758
I forgot to give her the receipt.
It was an honest mistake.

1252
01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:46,594
Gentlemen, is there any truth
to this accusation?

1253
01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:49,234
Preposterous. We're completely innocent.

1254
01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:51,999
- You are fired, Miss Drake.
- Oooh.

1255
01:31:54,960 --> 01:31:57,076
My lucky day, huh, Warren?

1256
01:31:57,200 --> 01:31:59,111
You're my pal, right?

1257
01:31:59,240 --> 01:32:01,629
You're a liar, Warren.
You tricked me! Set me up!

1258
01:32:01,760 --> 01:32:03,671
No, no, no. That was just a coincidence.

1259
01:32:03,800 --> 01:32:06,394
You're a terrible liar
and an awful decorator.

1260
01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:09,990
- It's better than being rabbits.
- What are you insinuating?

1261
01:32:10,120 --> 01:32:11,951
You're a big girl. You figure it out.

1262
01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:14,634
Hold it, hold it, sister. Take it easy.

1263
01:32:14,760 --> 01:32:16,830
You're a lady.
I want you to remain a lady.

1264
01:32:16,960 --> 01:32:20,111
That's excellent advice,
Mr. Brewster, but a little late.

1265
01:32:25,280 --> 01:32:29,034
I'm glad you did that because
I'm gonna sue you for so much money...

1266
01:32:29,160 --> 01:32:31,116
...you'll be in debt to me for life.

1267
01:32:31,240 --> 01:32:34,232
How d'you like to settle
out of court for $20,000 in cash?

1268
01:32:35,120 --> 01:32:38,874
You think I came down with the last
drop of rain? I'm not falling for that.

1269
01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:42,595
No settlements. I'm taking you to court.
What are you gonna do?

1270
01:32:43,960 --> 01:32:47,270
When that clock strikes 12,
you are dead broke for life.

1271
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:49,755
You're a loser. A real loser.

1272
01:32:50,600 --> 01:32:53,637
I'll need an attorney.
Will $20,000 be enough of a retainer?

1273
01:32:53,760 --> 01:32:57,992
- I'm a paralegal. I don't have a degree.
- You can get one with $20,000.

1274
01:32:58,120 --> 01:33:01,192
You need a receipt!

1275
01:33:01,320 --> 01:33:03,276
I'll give you a receipt.

1276
01:33:04,440 --> 01:33:07,113
Please! Hurry, please.

1277
01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:21,276
As the executor of your
great-uncle's will, I hereby declare...

1278
01:33:21,400 --> 01:33:25,552
...that the full inheritance
of $300 million is yours.

1279
01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:26,635
Wow!

1280
01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:28,830
Congratulations.

1281
01:33:28,960 --> 01:33:31,793
Gentlemen, I sense
conspiracy to defraud here.

1282
01:33:31,960 --> 01:33:36,078
I'll have to order a full investigation,
with your consent, Mr. Brewster.

1283
01:33:36,200 --> 01:33:38,953
Well... Send 'em to the showers.

1284
01:33:39,240 --> 01:33:42,915
It'll take 20 years to dry off where
you're goin'. Better take a big towel.

1285
01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:45,190
Mr. Roundfield, you're a real nice man.

1286
01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:48,039
Thank you very much.
You're a real nice man.

1287
01:33:48,200 --> 01:33:51,476
Warren, better learn the blues.
You know...