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Penny can!

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Whoo!

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You know why I keep
these notepads around?

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Because I like to make lists.

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"Names for Travis
if he was a girl."

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Oh. Number one... "Jules Jr."

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But he'd go by "J.J."

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Aw. Love that.

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"Who's the hottest in our gang?
" The three of us tied for first.

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Why is your name on the top?
Don't snoop.

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I'm starting a new list...
"most boring game."

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Number o o with a bullet...

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Penny can!

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I have an idea on how to
make this dumb game better...

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"truth or penny can."

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Dang it!

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Ha ha! All right.

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I got a question. What is
that word you can't pronounce?

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There are no words,

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'cause I'm great at words.
How do you say r-u-I-n?

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Royn.

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What? Shut up. I hate this game.

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Why? Would you say we royned it?

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Okay. My turn.

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Ohh! Oh. Okay, I got one.
What are those sparkly things?

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Oh, it's just the tops
of butterfly wings.

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I got vajazzled. Do you guys
want to know what vajazzling is?

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Yes, I... don't.

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Okay, my turn.

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Oh!

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Oh, oh, oh! I got this one.

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Bobby, does taking alimony from
Jules feel more like stealing

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or feel more like putting
your pride in a burlap sack

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and throwing it off a bridge?

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Truth or penny can
just got real, y'all.

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Ellie.

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Don't hate the playa,
hate the game, yo.

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Breakups just suck.

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No. We had a good run.

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Dad, you don't have to be here.

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Let me enjoy the moment.

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I just can't remember if I
left my hair dryer here.

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Ohh. Huh, must be
my pregnancy brain.

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No. It's a joke, dad. Be nice.

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You know, Laurie,
we didn't always get along,

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and I just want you
to know that...

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It's over, missy.

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Here's the curb, and here's
what he's doing to ya. Aah!

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I wish you nothing
but the very best.

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Very impressive, sir.

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I like the house.

52
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But there any way we can make
the bathroom less Chinese?

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Oh. I think the shoji screens
create a nice spatial flow.

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Sure. We can make it less Chinese.

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Hey. Laurie told me
I'd find you here.

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Your "worst client" list?
I can't relate to this dude.

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I mean, he's even
too redneck for me,

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and I've got a cousin named grits.

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Somethin' scared up a bunch
of baitfish out there.

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It was probably a big ol' snook.

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You ever hook into
a monster snook?

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You're all like,
"whoo!" And you're all, "whoo!"

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Whoo! Whoo!

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Whoo! How could I do "whoo" wrong?

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I'll be in touch, Julie.

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Let me go close that guy.
He's my people. Put me in, coach.

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I don't need your help. What's up?

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I had Andy go over my finances.
I'm doing pretty good, j-bird.

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Picked up a few more golf lessons,
you know, and if I cut

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some corners and maybe sell
some of Travis's sperm...

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Mnh. Dog Travis.

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Still weird. The point is,
I want to stop taking alimony.

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What do you think?

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No more alimony!

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No more alimony. Mwah.

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She took my fries.

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No more alimony!

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And have a fry!

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All right, sweetie.

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No more alimony. No more alimony.

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And you're home from college.

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Mmm!

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I brought laundry.

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And you still need me.

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I love this day.

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I'm going out trolling for
dudes tonight, but... dilemma.

87
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I only have half a can
of spray tan left.

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Do I go north... or south side?

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I'd go with zebra stripes.
Slow down.

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This is the first time you've
had your heart broken. I'm fine.

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You told me you dreamed about
having kids with Smith.

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There's no rush for
me to have kids.

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My family is super fertile.

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My aunt got pregnant trying
on bikinis. True story.

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It's not. Well,
my uncle believed her.

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Ultimately, that child
saved their marriage, so...

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Check it. I got a
Margarita machine

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for Bobby's no-alimony
party tomorrow.

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Oh! Margies take me back
to a vacation I took

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on the island of Mexico.

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You mean an island off
the coast of Mexico.

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No. That whole sucker's
an island. Yeah.

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But... we drove there.

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Travis.

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Mexico has beaches.

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So even though we live in Florida,

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which is a state
covered with beaches,

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you're all in agreement

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that because Mexico has beaches,
it's an island?

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Mm-hmm. Absolutely.

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Of course. See, Trav.
This is why I'm glad you're home.

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Because without you,
I, too, am an island,

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surrounded by an ocean
of dummies on all sides,

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which is what an island is...
Ya dummies.

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No need to call names.
Seems a little harsh. Yeah. Chill.

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You spend all your free time
throwing pennies in a can.

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I bet none of you have read a

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book in the last six months.
I just finished a book.

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The instruction manual
to the Margarita machine

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doesn't really count
as a book. Why not?

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It was a page-Turner.
You know, for a while there,

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I didn't know where to
put the ice. Good God.

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He's already with someone? Aw,
poor Laurie.

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"Poor Laurie"? I haven't been
called that since grade school.

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I used to have to trade
kisses for milk money.

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Oh, hell, no!

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Smith! You are a dead man!

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Be cool. It's my bar.

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Thank you.

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Aah. Ohh!

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You guys, he's not moving. Okay.
My car has a huge trunk.

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What?! Really?

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Right to disposing of the body?

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Gotcha, bitches! What?!

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Fake glass! I told
you guys I was fine.

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You know, the kick was
a surprise, though.

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I was in the moment.

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Some of us overdid it

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at the pre-no-more-alimony-party
party,

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so I've rimmed these margaritas
with crushed-up aspirin.

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They should market this
to drunks... or us.

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Anyway, to Bobby!

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Yeah! To me! Whoo,
whoo, whoo! Yeah!

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Let's get this party bumpin'.
I hate myself.

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Yo, dad, check it out!

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Whoa! Nice, buddy. I'm comin' in.

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Oh, good. I am wearin' trunks.

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Hey, Andy. Thanks for taking
care of Bobby's money stuff.

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Had to make some real sacrifices.
Laur, I want you to throw it,

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and I'm gonna catch it
in my mouth, dog-style.

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Get ready to fetch.
Who's a good boy?

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What kind of sacrifices?
He dropped his health insurance.

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His health insurance?

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Ohh!

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I got it.

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Ohh.

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Bobby!

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The sonata turbo.
There you go, Roge.

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Bobby. Okay. You know how I
love doing disgusting stuff.

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I wanted to thank
you for letting me

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jam your shoulder back in.

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I mean, between the popping noise

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and Andy throwing up... ohh.

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It was so much fun.
You're very welcome.

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Secondly, what are you doing
teaching golf lessons?

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You're hurt. You've
gotta go see a doctor.

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If it's about the money,
I will pay.

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No, I'm done taking money from you.
It's not right.

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Besides, I'm fine.

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Roger, you're opening up your hips.
Here. Try this.

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Ooh.H.Ohh!

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What's with the scream?

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Helps you focus.

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Okay.

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I am slammed at work.
I could really use your help,

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and you can get on our health insurance.
This isn't charity?

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You'd be doing me a favor.

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All right. Starting tomorrow,
consider me your bitch.

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Sweetie, I already do.

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Ahh!

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You're right. Look at that.

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Yeah, I think we're
both gonna have

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the "you're hooking up
with my mom" hamburger.

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What's on that?
Who cares? It's free.

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Hey!

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Yes, of course we can
grab a beer sometime.

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We're friends.

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All right. Later, Smith.

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Giant mistake.
I can be friends with my ex.

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Right. "Hey, let's be friends."

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"Okay. Well, you wanna come
over and watch a movie?"

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"Sure." "Is that the bra
that I could never unfasten?

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Let me try just once."
"No." "Yes." "No."

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"Okay, well..." And boom.
He's hittin' that again.

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I think what the preppie murderer

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is trying to say is that

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you're vulnerable...
and if you're not careful,

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you'll end up feeling
dumped all over again.

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And that's just a
special kind of sad.

200
00:08:56,413 --> 00:08:57,999
Sad is when your foster brother

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loses an eye in a
backyard wrestling mat.

202
00:09:00,326 --> 00:09:02,233
True story. Sprinkler head.

203
00:09:02,234 --> 00:09:03,788
Is that the one they call
"cyclops"?

204
00:09:03,789 --> 00:09:05,518
Weirdly, a different brother.

205
00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:09,120
Look, the point is,
I'm not like you guys, okay?

206
00:09:09,121 --> 00:09:11,809
In my relationships, I'm the dude.

207
00:09:12,212 --> 00:09:13,568
Ergo, you guys are chicks.

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00:09:13,569 --> 00:09:14,980
Pfft. No. I'm very macho.

209
00:09:14,981 --> 00:09:16,556
Is it macho to call
yourself macho?

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00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,708
Andy, you are a
rhinestone collar away

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00:09:18,709 --> 00:09:20,825
from actually being
Ellie's lapdog.

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00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:23,944
Oh! Burned! And, Travis,
you're literally wearing

213
00:09:23,945 --> 00:09:26,537
Kylie's varsity
field hockey Jersey.

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00:09:26,718 --> 00:09:27,677
I'm proud of her.

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00:09:27,873 --> 00:09:29,089
Oh, Trav.

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00:09:29,474 --> 00:09:31,138
Bobby's working for you?

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00:09:31,752 --> 00:09:33,706
What did the want ad say?

218
00:09:33,910 --> 00:09:36,443
"Seeking nasty,
flip-flop-wearing redneck

219
00:09:36,444 --> 00:09:37,744
who speaks gibberish"?

220
00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,448
I'll just give him a
bunch of fake busywork

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until he goes to see a doctor.

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You divorced Bobby because
he cheated on you.

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00:09:44,157 --> 00:09:46,013
Why do you keep
taking care of him?

224
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My name is Jules Cobb.
Here's my card. I don't...

225
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That's my a.T.M. Card. I need it.

226
00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:52,505
Anybody want to go
to the movies later?

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They're showing a documentary

228
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on the history of locomotion
and kinetic energy.

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It's the first of a series, so...

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Oh. I'm sorry.
I just nodded off. What?

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00:10:00,853 --> 00:10:03,680
I'll go, but I have to warn you,
I've been hanging out

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00:10:03,681 --> 00:10:05,456
with the jelly bean
gang for so long

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00:10:05,457 --> 00:10:07,296
that if I'm exposed to
anything intellectual,

234
00:10:07,297 --> 00:10:09,665
my brain might explode
all over your face.

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00:10:09,998 --> 00:10:11,902
You sure you don't want to come?
You could learn something.

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00:10:14,089 --> 00:10:16,490
Look. I'm a dead guy in a coffin.

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00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:20,068
Here's the deal.
Jules is a chill boss.

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Just tell her she looks
pretty when she shows up,

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and if you do need a break,
like to watch a movie on your phone,

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tell her you have
"an urgent personal matter."

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00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,311
Hi. Oh, my God.
You look so pretty.

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00:10:30,312 --> 00:10:32,474
So pretty! Oh, good.
You've been briefed.

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00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:33,361
Laurie, will you pull the

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00:10:33,362 --> 00:10:35,489
comp sales on the
Edelman house? Got it.

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00:10:36,441 --> 00:10:39,160
So... what do I do?

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00:10:39,161 --> 00:10:42,496
Oh. Let's start by sharpening
these pencils. Seriously?

247
00:10:42,497 --> 00:10:45,840
Bobby, if I'm on a call with
a client and I have to say,

248
00:10:45,841 --> 00:10:48,476
"uh, could you hold on,
please? I've gotta sharpen my pencil.

249
00:10:48,738 --> 00:10:52,242
Oh. You can't hold?
" Boom! Blown sale.

250
00:10:52,421 --> 00:10:55,287
I have to go attend to an
urgent personal matter.

251
00:10:55,392 --> 00:10:58,896
Okay. Movie. I can handle
her sales comp thingie

252
00:10:58,897 --> 00:11:00,924
just as soon as I get
through with these pencils.

253
00:11:00,925 --> 00:11:04,784
Um, see, Bobby,
you're an idea guy,

254
00:11:04,824 --> 00:11:06,608
so why don't you spend some time

255
00:11:06,609 --> 00:11:11,090
brainstorming on new ideas
of how to drum up business?

256
00:11:11,106 --> 00:11:13,505
Maybe a sandwich card,
but for homes.

257
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,033
With every third house you buy,
you get a boat for free.

258
00:11:16,034 --> 00:11:18,641
Yeah, like that.
Except for not that.

259
00:11:18,736 --> 00:11:21,293
Now I have to go show a house.
Where do you think Laurie is?

260
00:11:22,697 --> 00:11:23,489
Wow.

261
00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:27,143
That was like riding
a mechanical bull.

262
00:11:27,293 --> 00:11:29,864
We should break up more often.

263
00:11:30,984 --> 00:11:33,240
So, uh, why are we putting
mom's face on beer?

264
00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:35,098
It's a promotional idea.

265
00:11:35,149 --> 00:11:37,014
You've hooked me.
How does it work?

266
00:11:37,015 --> 00:11:37,719
Easy.

267
00:11:40,593 --> 00:11:43,266
Hey, stranger. Do you wanna
come in and look at some houses?

268
00:11:43,734 --> 00:11:45,269
What's a 6-letter word

269
00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:48,822
for "lady who played her
ex-husband like a fiddle"?

270
00:11:49,285 --> 00:11:50,198
Jules!

271
00:11:50,393 --> 00:11:52,042
"Jules" is five letters.

272
00:11:52,056 --> 00:11:54,201
I was counting the
exclamation point.

273
00:11:54,584 --> 00:11:55,748
You know, I'm getting
a little tired

274
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,765
of your smarty-pants attitude.

275
00:11:58,312 --> 00:12:01,948
Oh, the word is "condescending,
" she said condescendingly.

276
00:12:01,949 --> 00:12:04,169
All right. That's it.
You think you're smarter than us?

277
00:12:04,170 --> 00:12:07,306
Pop quiz. Who is Paul Rudolph?

278
00:12:07,307 --> 00:12:08,821
Well, that's easy. Who cares?

279
00:12:08,822 --> 00:12:11,384
He's only the most famous
architect in Florida.

280
00:12:11,385 --> 00:12:13,973
Pfft. That seems like something
a smart person would know.

281
00:12:13,974 --> 00:12:14,773
Me next.

282
00:12:15,373 --> 00:12:18,526
We are currently at
war with Afghanistan.

283
00:12:19,703 --> 00:12:20,606
Point to it.

284
00:12:20,689 --> 00:12:22,690
It's in that... area.

285
00:12:22,762 --> 00:12:24,793
That's... pretty general.

286
00:12:25,081 --> 00:12:27,208
Okay, Andy. Knock her out.

287
00:12:27,277 --> 00:12:30,606
What... are... bonds?

288
00:12:30,758 --> 00:12:33,120
They're like money,
but they're not.

289
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,873
And for the cherry on top,

290
00:12:35,930 --> 00:12:37,628
let's just take a peek at
your laptop. That's private.

291
00:12:37,629 --> 00:12:39,895
Give it to me, girl. Ow. That...

292
00:12:39,896 --> 00:12:42,549
okay. Hmm. Whoa.

293
00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:45,033
Someone has been blogging about
"Project Runway"?

294
00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:47,916
Heidi Klum's face is too
round to have a bowl cut.

295
00:12:47,917 --> 00:12:52,109
She needs to know.
One of us. One of us.

296
00:12:52,217 --> 00:12:54,953
Stop it. Stop it.
One of us. One of us.

297
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,316
You know why I dig
hooking up with you?

298
00:12:57,621 --> 00:12:59,561
Because you're definitely
manly enough for me,

299
00:12:59,574 --> 00:13:01,286
but you're also so
slight that I can, like,

300
00:13:01,287 --> 00:13:04,327
spin ya like a mini pizza.
Thanks, I guess.

301
00:13:04,328 --> 00:13:06,601
Don't you feel like we
should keep doing this?

302
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:09,347
Yeah. I-I don't think we should,
um, you know,

303
00:13:09,348 --> 00:13:11,972
start... start acting like
a couple again. Yeah.

304
00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:16,904
And there it is.
Here come the waterworks.

305
00:13:17,193 --> 00:13:18,560
Leave me alone. It's sad.

306
00:13:18,561 --> 00:13:20,977
I was talking about her.
She's gonna be a wreck.

307
00:13:21,057 --> 00:13:24,748
It's your loss, Smitty,
because your membership

308
00:13:24,749 --> 00:13:26,876
to this... entire area

309
00:13:26,877 --> 00:13:28,673
is now... revoked.

310
00:13:29,088 --> 00:13:30,303
Hey, Grayson.

311
00:13:30,441 --> 00:13:32,589
Can we get two more
beers over here, please?

312
00:13:32,590 --> 00:13:33,949
I wasn't expecting that.

313
00:13:37,514 --> 00:13:39,722
Bobby, what the hell?

314
00:13:40,213 --> 00:13:41,956
I drummed up new business.

315
00:13:41,997 --> 00:13:43,709
It's the lady from the can!

316
00:13:47,385 --> 00:13:48,234
Hey.

317
00:13:50,025 --> 00:13:51,816
Look at this mess.

318
00:13:51,849 --> 00:13:54,250
And what are my work
slippers doing over here?

319
00:13:54,649 --> 00:13:56,874
Ugh. And they're warm and moist.

320
00:13:57,221 --> 00:13:58,641
Bobby, what were you thinking?

321
00:13:58,642 --> 00:14:01,740
They were potential customers.
Most of them are homeless.

322
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,305
Exactly. They need homes!

323
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,534
I don't sell cardboard boxes.

324
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,580
God, why couldn't you have
just been happy doing busywork?

325
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,943
I get it. You just wanted me
to sit there and do nothing.

326
00:14:11,944 --> 00:14:15,032
Look, Jules, I told ya,
I don't want your charity.

327
00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:18,522
Come on. If I don't take care of you,
who's going to? You?

328
00:14:19,294 --> 00:14:20,365
Give me a break.

329
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,610
Thanks for lookin' out, J-bird.

330
00:14:23,593 --> 00:14:24,520
You're a sweetheart.

331
00:14:25,749 --> 00:14:26,915
Oh, God.

332
00:14:27,565 --> 00:14:28,413
Bobby.

333
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,032
"Jules Cobb. Drink me in."

334
00:14:35,392 --> 00:14:36,801
Damn. That's pretty good.

335
00:14:43,409 --> 00:14:44,434
Hey, j.J.

336
00:14:44,978 --> 00:14:46,064
That's your girl name.

337
00:14:46,193 --> 00:14:47,861
Of course. You know, dad's

338
00:14:47,862 --> 00:14:50,406
arm is still pretty messed up.
Is he still mad?

339
00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:52,116
She treats me like I'm
some kind of baby.

340
00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:54,095
I'm not a baby. Trav-Travis!

341
00:14:54,096 --> 00:14:55,328
Man! Not so hard.

342
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:58,354
You're tearing up my gums.
I miss college. Spit.

343
00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:59,281
Ohh.

344
00:14:59,497 --> 00:15:01,514
Mom, you decimated him.

345
00:15:01,515 --> 00:15:03,792
A guy with four teeth
was drinking a beer

346
00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:05,282
with my face on it.

347
00:15:05,455 --> 00:15:07,806
Travis, he said I
went down smooth.

348
00:15:08,645 --> 00:15:10,132
Don't look at me like that.

349
00:15:10,149 --> 00:15:12,037
I do not like it when
you act like my parent.

350
00:15:12,038 --> 00:15:14,870
Now, Jules, I think I
raised you... stop it.

351
00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:18,349
I will apologize to dad.
If he doesn't want our help,

352
00:15:18,365 --> 00:15:20,840
then we'll just have to live with it.
Are you kidding?

353
00:15:20,841 --> 00:15:22,639
He texts me every time
he has a 2-armed task,

354
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,205
which for some reason
includes eating a sandwich.

355
00:15:26,206 --> 00:15:27,656
He does like big sandwiches.

356
00:15:27,657 --> 00:15:29,392
He's also got Andy hooking
him up with a doctor.

357
00:15:29,393 --> 00:15:30,656
It's not that he
doesn't want help.

358
00:15:30,657 --> 00:15:32,241
He just doesn't
want help from you.

359
00:15:32,352 --> 00:15:34,401
J.J., that is not cool.

360
00:15:39,849 --> 00:15:41,428
Did you just throw
that from there?

361
00:15:41,429 --> 00:15:42,806
I've been practicing.

362
00:15:43,545 --> 00:15:44,970
And the worst part is,

363
00:15:45,609 --> 00:15:46,585
I love it.

364
00:15:47,918 --> 00:15:49,084
Penny can.

365
00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:52,862
What was I gonna do, hit Smith? Ugh.
He's too skinny.

366
00:15:52,863 --> 00:15:54,832
It'd be like punching
Sarah Jessica Parker.

367
00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:57,109
I wish you... would.

368
00:15:57,153 --> 00:15:59,376
Besides, I enjoyed
the dump-and-bump

369
00:15:59,377 --> 00:16:00,457
as much as he did.

370
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:02,333
You actually pulled off
being friends with your ex

371
00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:03,911
without getting hurt.
It's like all the things

372
00:16:03,912 --> 00:16:06,058
I thought were impossible
are suddenly possible.

373
00:16:06,229 --> 00:16:08,328
Maybe I can wear bow ties. No.

374
00:16:08,329 --> 00:16:11,050
Oh, no. You can't.
Your neck's like a tree trunk, man.

375
00:16:12,941 --> 00:16:14,493
You know, when my wife left me...

376
00:16:15,362 --> 00:16:16,641
I brave-faced it, too.

377
00:16:17,004 --> 00:16:20,091
Because we both have a pair,
and that's how we roll.

378
00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:23,806
Yeah, I wasn't bragging.
It was the worst time of my life.

379
00:16:24,085 --> 00:16:25,348
You know, the best thing
about being a part

380
00:16:25,349 --> 00:16:26,869
of this... cul-de-sac crew...

381
00:16:27,313 --> 00:16:28,818
Is that there's always
someone there for you.

382
00:16:29,076 --> 00:16:33,288
And, yes, it hurts my teeth to
lean on someone, but I wouldn't

383
00:16:33,289 --> 00:16:36,503
trade this group for anything.
We all take care of each other.

384
00:16:36,504 --> 00:16:40,208
Oh. Andy, if you take
Bobby to the doctor,

385
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:42,124
I'm going to rip off your whistle

386
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:43,678
and feed it to a bird!

387
00:16:45,418 --> 00:16:47,834
We take so much
care of each other.

388
00:16:49,761 --> 00:16:52,380
Dwayne, you can see this house
as many times as you like.

389
00:16:52,381 --> 00:16:55,613
Let's just hope the tenth
time is a charm. We'll see.

390
00:16:55,721 --> 00:16:57,961
Okay. Die.

391
00:16:58,566 --> 00:16:59,988
Why'd you tell Andy
not to help me?

392
00:16:59,989 --> 00:17:01,624
Because if I'm not allowed
to help you, then...

393
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:03,080
Why should he get to?

394
00:17:03,305 --> 00:17:06,090
You see? I know you just
as well as you know me.

395
00:17:06,281 --> 00:17:08,912
And I've been thinking,
you're always so quick to help me out,

396
00:17:08,913 --> 00:17:10,605
but you never really
want me to help you...

397
00:17:10,617 --> 00:17:13,332
not with the clients,
not with work, nothing.

398
00:17:15,131 --> 00:17:18,957
Dwayne-o! How's it hangin',
baby? Whoo!

399
00:17:19,202 --> 00:17:21,984
Whoo! Seriously?

400
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:25,573
Put your hand up.

401
00:17:26,562 --> 00:17:27,393
Backboard.

402
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,131
That's insane!

403
00:17:30,173 --> 00:17:33,389
That's who I am now,
Travis... penny-throwing dummy.

404
00:17:33,868 --> 00:17:34,733
No-look.

405
00:17:36,418 --> 00:17:38,849
One of my mom's lists. Look.
"Smartest people I know."

406
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,641
You and me... still right on top.

407
00:17:40,844 --> 00:17:42,710
I didn't want to go to
that movie with you.

408
00:17:42,711 --> 00:17:44,769
I hate documentaries.
They're too preachy,

409
00:17:44,770 --> 00:17:46,804
and you can't clap when someone dies,
'cause it's real.

410
00:17:46,805 --> 00:17:48,808
Yeah, I hate 'em, too.

411
00:17:48,809 --> 00:17:51,476
I just like everyone
to think I love them.

412
00:17:51,477 --> 00:17:52,912
That way I can still
feel above it all

413
00:17:52,913 --> 00:17:55,641
when I begrudgingly do
stuff like this. No-look.

414
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,632
Ah!

415
00:17:57,714 --> 00:17:58,773
I'll replace that.

416
00:17:58,774 --> 00:18:02,181
We're brilliant on a level that
they can't even comprehend. How?

417
00:18:02,205 --> 00:18:05,484
Because we have to fake
being smart and superior,

418
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,501
even though we don't
feel it in here.

419
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,994
I love pretending that I'm
better than everybody else.

420
00:18:11,081 --> 00:18:13,417
Who do you think I
got it from? Ohh.

421
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:18,992
What is this? What's happening?

422
00:18:19,086 --> 00:18:20,994
We just watched, uh,
"good will hunting,"

423
00:18:20,995 --> 00:18:22,317
and Andy wants to try something.

424
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,498
Okay. Ready? Robin Williams,

425
00:18:24,499 --> 00:18:27,188
big, bushy beard,
bad Boston accent.

426
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,005
Begin.

427
00:18:28,136 --> 00:18:30,985
Laurie, I don't know a lot,

428
00:18:31,941 --> 00:18:33,557
but this whole thing
with you and Smith...

429
00:18:34,358 --> 00:18:35,461
it's not your fault.

430
00:18:36,293 --> 00:18:37,192
I know.

431
00:18:37,193 --> 00:18:38,633
No. Look at me, son.

432
00:18:39,769 --> 00:18:40,938
It's not your fault.

433
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:41,791
I know.

434
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:45,125
No, no. You don't. Nanu, nanu.
It's not your fault.

435
00:18:46,002 --> 00:18:48,975
Are you guys serious?
Just kidding around.

436
00:18:48,976 --> 00:18:50,556
What did you think
was gonna happen?

437
00:18:50,569 --> 00:18:52,392
That I'd start laughing
and then all of sudden

438
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:55,070
I would just get so comfortable,
I'd be real with you guys,

439
00:18:55,274 --> 00:18:55,964
maybe talk about

440
00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:59,372
how Smith and I used to watch
movies on his big, comfy couch,

441
00:18:59,373 --> 00:19:01,971
and when I would get all sleepy,
he'd put a pillow on his chest

442
00:19:01,972 --> 00:19:03,557
so that I could put
my head there and...

443
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:08,522
I can't believe I'm never
gonna do that again.

444
00:19:11,677 --> 00:19:14,528
There. You guys got
what you wanted.

445
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,661
Are you happy? Yes.

446
00:19:16,662 --> 00:19:18,803
No. No.

447
00:19:18,804 --> 00:19:21,125
Why? Why won't he love me?

448
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,524
I do not know.

449
00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:26,557
Cul-de-sac crew on three.

450
00:19:27,745 --> 00:19:28,696
One, two, three.

451
00:19:28,697 --> 00:19:29,929
Cul-de-sac crew.

452
00:19:34,054 --> 00:19:35,172
Great view, huh?

453
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,325
Oh, the fish are really jumpin'.

454
00:19:40,121 --> 00:19:42,730
Must be a monster shnook, right?

455
00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:46,023
I love me a shnook.

456
00:19:46,024 --> 00:19:48,633
But no one loves a snook.
They're mean.

457
00:19:49,501 --> 00:19:52,653
Maybe I do like that
you still need me

458
00:19:53,016 --> 00:19:54,841
and that I don't
need you anymore...

459
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,273
And that I get to
rub it in your face.

460
00:19:59,168 --> 00:20:01,564
You know, sometimes I feel like
you still haven't forgiven me

461
00:20:01,565 --> 00:20:03,405
for screwing us up
in the first place.

462
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:07,357
I probably haven't.
I mean, we were married,

463
00:20:07,805 --> 00:20:10,653
and we had a kid,
and you royned it.

464
00:20:12,329 --> 00:20:13,305
Royned it.

465
00:20:14,582 --> 00:20:15,509
I know.

466
00:20:17,753 --> 00:20:20,085
Jules, I love the fact
that you look out for me,

467
00:20:20,825 --> 00:20:24,266
but sometimes you gotta let me help you.
Just give me a chance.

468
00:20:24,813 --> 00:20:25,821
I'll try.

469
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,705
I know I can sell that
house to that dude.

470
00:20:29,850 --> 00:20:32,072
He's my people. Tag me in, coach!

471
00:20:32,194 --> 00:20:34,000
Okay. Fine. Help me.

472
00:20:36,189 --> 00:20:38,926
Oh. You're waiting for me
to actually tag you in?

473
00:20:38,927 --> 00:20:39,792
Yes, I am.

474
00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:41,615
Okay. Come on.

475
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:44,464
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Knock 'em out!
Go get 'em. Yeah!

476
00:20:45,073 --> 00:20:46,640
Hey, big Dwayne!

477
00:20:46,737 --> 00:20:48,277
Let me tell you why
you and your mama

478
00:20:48,278 --> 00:20:49,558
should buy this house.

479
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,481
That lady wasn't his mama.

480
00:20:56,649 --> 00:20:57,738
It was his wife.

481
00:20:58,025 --> 00:20:59,673
Ohh. You did not?

482
00:21:01,676 --> 00:21:03,006
Oh, Bobby!

483
00:21:09,673 --> 00:21:10,874
Try it, and discov huhh!

484
00:21:11,165 --> 00:21:14,605
Hi-yah!

485
00:21:14,785 --> 00:21:15,761
Haah!

486
00:21:16,406 --> 00:21:18,245
Showed all the boys our secret.

487
00:21:18,246 --> 00:21:19,014
Great.

488
00:21:19,106 --> 00:21:20,624
You may have ruined golf.

489
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:23,019
Yup. Oh, my goodness.

490
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,190
Oh, no, he did not.

491
00:21:24,191 --> 00:21:27,262
Oh, stop it. I look marvelous.
Let's hit some balls.

492
00:21:33,621 --> 00:21:34,629
Hi-ee!

493
00:21:35,639 --> 00:21:36,583
Whoa!

494
00:21:36,949 --> 00:21:38,277
Huh-ya-ya!

495
00:21:38,444 --> 00:21:39,582
Huh-yah!

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