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In every generation,
there is a chosen one.
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She alone will stand
against the vampires,
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the demons and
the forces of darkness.
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She is the slayer.
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This is madness.
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What can you
have been thinking?
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You are the slayer.
Lives depend upon you.
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I make allowances
for your youth,
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but I expect a certain amount
of responsibility,
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instead of which you enslave
yourself to this... this...
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Cult?
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You don't like
the color?
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I don't...
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Do you...
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Do you ignore everything
I say as a rule?
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No. I believe
that's your trick.
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I told you, I'm trying out
for the cheerleading squad.
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You have a sacred
birthright, Buffy.
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You were chosen
to destroy vampires,
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not to...
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wave pompoms at people.
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And as the watcher,
I forbid it.
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And you'll be
stopping me how?
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Well, I...
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By appealing to
your common sense,
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if such a creature
exists.
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I will still have time
to fight the forces of evil, OK?
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I just...
want to have a life.
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I want to do
something normal.
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Something safe.
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Giles didn't
approve, huh?
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He totally lost his water.
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We haven't seen a vampire
in over a week.
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I'd say he should
get a girlfriend
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if he wasn't so old.
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Well, we're
behind you.
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People scoff at things
like school spirit,
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but look at these girls
giving their all like this.
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Ooh, stretchy.
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Where was I?
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You were pretending
that seeing
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scantily clad girls
in revealing postures
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was a spiritual
experience.
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Who said I was
pretending?
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Hey.
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Here's a good luck thing
for tryouts.
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What's this?
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What's that?
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Well, how sweet.
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"Yours always."
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It came that way, really.
They all said that.
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Just look at that Amber.
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Who does she think
she is, a Laker Girl?
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I heard
she turned them down.
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OK, listen up.
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Let's begin with...
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Amber Grove.
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If you're not auditioning,
move off the floor.
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Amy! Hi.
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Hi.
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I didn't know you wanted
to be a cheerleader.
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You lost
a lot of weight.
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Had to.
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Do you know
Buffy?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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How I hate this.
Let me count the ways.
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She trained with Benson.
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He's one of the best
coaches money can buy.
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They have
cheerleading coaches?
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Yeah.
Don't you have?
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I train with my mom:
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Three hours in the morning,
three at night.
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That much quality time
with my mom
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would probably lead
to some quality matricide.
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I know it's hokey,
but she's really great.
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What the...
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That girl's on fire!
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Enough with
the hyperbole.
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It's OK. It's OK.
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You're gonna be OK.
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God.
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I've been slaying vampires
for more than a year now,
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and I have seen some
pretty cringe-worthy things,
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but nobody's hands
ever got toasted before.
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I imagine not.
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So... this isn't
a vampire problem.
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No.
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But it is funky, right?
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Not of the norm?
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Quite.
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Spontaneous human
combustion is rare
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and scientifically
unexplainable.
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But there have been cases
for hundreds of years.
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Usually all that's left
is a pile of ashes.
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That's all that
would've been left
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if it hadn't been
for Buffy.
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So we have no idea
what caused this?
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That's a comfort.
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But that's the thrill of
living on the Hellmouth.
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There's a veritable
cornucopia of fiends
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and devils and ghouls
to engage.
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Well, pardon me for finding
the glass half full.
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Any common denominators in cases
of spontaneous combustion?
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Rage.
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In most cases,
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the person who combusted
was terribly angry
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or upset.
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So maybe Amber's
got this power
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to make herself
be on fire.
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It's like the human torch,
only it hurts.
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I need to get the skinny
on Amber.
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Find out if she's had any
colorful episodes before.
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That means
hacking illegally
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into the school's
computer system.
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At last,
something I can do.
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I'll ask around
about her.
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You guys don't have
to get involved.
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What do you mean?
We're a team.
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Aren't we a team?
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Yeah. You're the slayer,
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and we're, like,
the slayerettes.
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I just don't like putting
you guys in danger.
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I laugh in the face of danger.
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Then I hide until
it goes away.
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OK.
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Just walk softly,
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at least until we know
a little more.
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I mean, what if Amber isn't
causing these problems herself?
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Well, then
we have to determine
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who or what did
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and deal with it
accordingly.
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Hey.
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Hi. How was school?
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A reverent joy.
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What's all this?
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It's for the tribal
art display.
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Cool.
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We had tryouts today.
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Great. How'd it go?
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I didn't actually
get to try out.
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There was an accident.
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Pretty fierce
competition, though.
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I know you'll do fine.
Keep on pluggin'.
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Just have to get
back on the horse.
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Hey, Mom?
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Yeah?
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What was
I trying out for?
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Some activity?
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I have no idea.
I'm sorry.
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That's OK.
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Your platitudes are good
for all occasions.
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I'm distracted.
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I got a lot of inventory
to go through here.
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This is my gallery's
first major show.
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You know, it might not
physically kill you
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to give me a hand here.
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It was cheerleading.
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Good!
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I'm glad you're
taking that up again.
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It'll keep you
out of trouble.
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I'm not in trouble.
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No, not yet.
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I mean, you stopped cheerleading
just before the trouble,
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so it's good
you're going back.
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Oh, dear.
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What?
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The fertility statue...
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You don't need
to see it.
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You know, there's
this girl Amy, and...
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she trains with her mom,
like, three hours a day.
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It sounds like her mom's
pretty into it.
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It sounds like her mom
doesn't have a lot to do.
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Jeepers.
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Despite the terrible thing
that happened yesterday,
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we still have to pick
new cheerleaders.
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If you make the team,
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you'll find your names
posted in the quad after lunch.
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Let's begin
with group performance.
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Why do my hands
have to sweat
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when I get nervous?
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Don't worry.
You'll do great.
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5, 6, 7, 8!
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Sunnydale!
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Sunnydale, we never fail!
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Never fail!
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Jump and shoot,
swish and score!
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The other team
is such a bore!
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Yeah!
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You saw that, right?
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That wasn't me.
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You saw that, right?
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Right?
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That's my mom.
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No.
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"Catherine Madison."
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Get down
with your bad self.
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Her nickname was
Catherine the Great.
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She took that team and made
them tricounty champions.
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You know, no one's
ever done that before...
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or since.
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She and my dad were
homecoming king and queen.
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They got married
right after graduation.
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That's kind of romantic.
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Well,
he was a big loser.
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Never made any money.
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Ran off with Miss Trailer Trash
when I was 12.
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OK, that part's
less romantic.
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My folks split up, too.
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Drag, huh?
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He left my mom
with nothing.
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She put herself through
cosmetology school.
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Bought me everything
I ever wanted
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and never once gained
a single pound.
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She sounds really great,
I mean, but...
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it doesn't mean that
you need to lock step
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as far as this
cheerleading thing.
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She was the best,
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and I can't get my body
to move like hers.
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I choked in there
so bad.
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No, Amy, you did fine.
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I'm going to get changed.
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Wait. No, A...
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Hey, Amy.
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Is she OK?
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No. She's wigging
about her mom,
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the big cheer queen
back when.
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Yeah, her mom's kind of...
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Nazi-like?
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Heil.
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If she gains an ounce,
she padlocks the fridge
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and won't eat anything
but broth.
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So mommie dearest
is really... Mommie Dearest.
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There's a bitter streak,
but Amy's nice.
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We used to hang
in junior high.
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When her mom would
go on a broth kick,
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Amy would come over
to my house,
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and we'd stuff ourselves
with brownies.
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Hey, any word on Amber?
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Nothing thrilling.
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Average student,
got detention once for smoking.
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Regular smoking...
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with a cigarette,
not, like, being smoky.
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All pretty normal.
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So we just have to wait
and see what happens.
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Maybe nothing will.
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I have a dream.
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It's me on the
cheerleading squad,
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adored by every
varsity male
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as far as
the eye can see.
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We have to achieve
our dreams, Amy.
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Otherwise,
we wither and die.
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Look, I'm sorry about...
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If your supreme klutziness
out there today
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takes me out
of the running,
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you're going to be
so very beyond sorry.
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Have a nice day.
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I told Buffy about Amber.
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Cool.
Was she wearing it?
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00:13:02,079 --> 00:13:04,343
The bracelet,
she was wearing it, right?
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It's pretty much
like we're going out.
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Except without
the hugging or kissing
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or her knowing about it.
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So I'm just a figure
of fun.
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I should ask her out,
right?
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00:13:13,924 --> 00:13:15,653
Won't know
until you ask.
266
00:13:15,726 --> 00:13:18,718
That's why you're so cool.
You're like a guy.
267
00:13:18,796 --> 00:13:21,060
You're my guy friend
that knows about girl stuff.
268
00:13:21,132 --> 00:13:23,657
Great. I'm a guy.
269
00:13:23,734 --> 00:13:25,929
Hey, they're
posting the list.
270
00:13:30,608 --> 00:13:32,075
I can't take this.
271
00:13:32,143 --> 00:13:33,770
Yes!
272
00:13:35,079 --> 00:13:36,910
Cover me.
I'm going in.
273
00:13:44,321 --> 00:13:45,720
You're lucky.
274
00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,223
I made it?
275
00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:48,451
I made it.
276
00:13:50,127 --> 00:13:51,992
One of those girls
hit me really hard.
277
00:13:52,063 --> 00:13:53,155
They should test
for steroids.
278
00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:55,061
OK, not only
did you make the team,
279
00:13:55,132 --> 00:13:57,396
but you, Miss Summers,
are the first alternate,
280
00:13:57,468 --> 00:13:58,400
and Amy's number three.
281
00:13:58,469 --> 00:13:59,868
What a better way
to celebrate
282
00:13:59,937 --> 00:14:02,030
than with a romantic
drive through...
283
00:14:02,106 --> 00:14:04,870
Xander, alternates are the ones
who didn't make the team.
284
00:14:04,942 --> 00:14:08,742
They only fill in if something
happens to the ones who did.
285
00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:09,973
Excuse me.
286
00:14:10,047 --> 00:14:13,039
For I am Xander,
King of Cretins.
287
00:14:13,117 --> 00:14:15,142
May all lesser cretins
bow before me.
288
00:14:15,219 --> 00:14:17,380
At least it's over.
289
00:14:17,455 --> 00:14:19,514
And you know what
I think we should do about it?
290
00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:21,717
Brownie pig-out,
my house, after school.
291
00:14:21,792 --> 00:14:25,023
Just how many more hours
a day can I practice?
292
00:14:25,096 --> 00:14:27,656
How much more can I do?
293
00:14:27,732 --> 00:14:30,428
This would never have
happened to my mother.
294
00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:31,968
Never.
295
00:14:57,161 --> 00:14:59,789
Give me the power.
296
00:14:59,864 --> 00:15:02,628
Give me the dark.
297
00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:06,534
I call on you,
laughing gods.
298
00:15:07,671 --> 00:15:10,663
Let your blackness crawl
beneath my skin.
299
00:15:12,209 --> 00:15:14,200
Accept thy sacrifice...
300
00:15:15,446 --> 00:15:18,313
Cordelia.
301
00:15:18,382 --> 00:15:20,009
Feed on her.
302
00:15:33,529 --> 00:15:35,429
Look what I found.
303
00:15:35,498 --> 00:15:38,524
It's my yearbook
from junior year.
304
00:15:39,635 --> 00:15:42,001
Look.
There I am.
305
00:15:43,906 --> 00:15:46,340
Mom, I've accepted
that you've had sex.
306
00:15:46,409 --> 00:15:48,502
I am not ready to know that
you had Farrah hair.
307
00:15:48,578 --> 00:15:50,341
This is Gidget hair.
308
00:15:50,413 --> 00:15:51,846
Don't they teach you
anything in History?
309
00:15:51,914 --> 00:15:54,348
Well, it's really cool,
but I gotta book.
310
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:56,351
Well, I was thinking.
311
00:15:56,419 --> 00:15:58,410
I know the cheerleading thing
didn't work out.
312
00:15:58,487 --> 00:16:01,752
Maybe you should think about
joining the yearbook staff.
313
00:16:01,824 --> 00:16:03,519
I did it.
It was a lot of fun.
314
00:16:03,593 --> 00:16:05,993
Not really my tip, Mom.
315
00:16:06,062 --> 00:16:08,530
I was photo editor.
316
00:16:08,598 --> 00:16:09,997
I got to be
on every page.
317
00:16:10,066 --> 00:16:12,500
Made me look much more popular
than I was.
318
00:16:12,568 --> 00:16:14,433
Have you seen the kids
that do yearbook?
319
00:16:14,503 --> 00:16:16,403
Nerds pick on them.
320
00:16:16,472 --> 00:16:17,996
Some of the best times
I had in school
321
00:16:18,074 --> 00:16:19,473
were working
on the yearbook.
322
00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:21,635
Well, this just in...
323
00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:23,975
I'm not you.
I'm into my own thing.
324
00:16:24,046 --> 00:16:25,536
Your own thing,
whatever it is,
325
00:16:25,615 --> 00:16:28,607
got you kicked out of school,
and we had to move here
326
00:16:28,684 --> 00:16:31,118
to find a decent school
that would take you.
327
00:16:31,187 --> 00:16:32,119
Honey.
328
00:16:35,191 --> 00:16:38,092
Great parenting form.
329
00:16:39,161 --> 00:16:40,856
A little shaky
on the dismount.
330
00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,497
Cordelia, you haven't
been mean to me all day.
331
00:16:46,569 --> 00:16:48,127
Is it something
I've done?
332
00:16:48,204 --> 00:16:50,934
OK, see how she has no clue
that I'm even a mammal,
333
00:16:51,007 --> 00:16:52,133
much less a human being?
334
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:53,436
I see that.
335
00:16:53,509 --> 00:16:55,170
This is the
Invisible Man Syndrome,
336
00:16:55,244 --> 00:16:58,441
a blessing in Cordelia's case,
a curse in Buffy's.
337
00:16:58,514 --> 00:17:01,312
You're not invisible
to Buffy.
338
00:17:01,384 --> 00:17:02,817
It's worse.
I'm just a part of the scenery,
339
00:17:02,885 --> 00:17:03,852
like an old shoe
340
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,478
or a rug
that you walk on every day
341
00:17:05,554 --> 00:17:06,885
but don't even
really see.
342
00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:07,888
Like a pen
343
00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:09,390
that's all chewed up,
344
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:10,857
and you know
you should throw it away,
345
00:17:10,927 --> 00:17:11,859
but you don't,
346
00:17:11,928 --> 00:17:14,226
not 'cause you
like it so much more
347
00:17:14,297 --> 00:17:15,229
'cause you're
just used to it...
348
00:17:15,298 --> 00:17:16,390
Well, yeah,
that is the point.
349
00:17:16,465 --> 00:17:17,830
You don't have to drive it
through my head
350
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:18,924
like a railroad spike.
351
00:17:19,001 --> 00:17:20,798
I'm going to take
your advice
352
00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:23,065
and not beat
around the bush.
353
00:17:23,139 --> 00:17:24,766
Or I could be wrong.
354
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,831
Maybe you should
beat around the bush more.
355
00:17:28,144 --> 00:17:30,078
No. I got to be a man
and ask her out.
356
00:17:30,146 --> 00:17:33,513
I got to stop giving her
I.D. bracelets,
357
00:17:33,582 --> 00:17:34,708
subtle innuendoes,
358
00:17:34,784 --> 00:17:37,048
taking Polaroids
outside of her bedroom window
359
00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:38,245
late at night.
360
00:17:38,321 --> 00:17:39,788
That last part is a joke
to relieve the tension
361
00:17:39,855 --> 00:17:40,787
because here
she comes.
362
00:17:42,325 --> 00:17:43,849
OK, into battle I go.
363
00:17:43,926 --> 00:17:44,915
Would you ask
her out for me?
364
00:17:44,994 --> 00:17:49,863
No. Man.
Me battle.
365
00:17:49,932 --> 00:17:51,058
Buffy.
366
00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:53,431
Would you like to...
367
00:17:53,502 --> 00:17:55,129
Is that even
Cordelia's locker?
368
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,263
Huh?
I don't know.
369
00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:59,467
What I'm saying is
accompany me Friday night.
370
00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:00,474
I have to...
371
00:18:00,543 --> 00:18:01,942
We can pick this up later.
372
00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:03,672
You don't mind, do you?
373
00:18:30,072 --> 00:18:31,767
Nice of you
to join us, Cordelia.
374
00:18:31,841 --> 00:18:33,604
We didn't keep you
waiting or anything, did we?
375
00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:34,608
It's your turn to drive.
376
00:18:34,677 --> 00:18:36,372
OK, people,
let's buckle up.
377
00:18:36,445 --> 00:18:38,913
I don't want to drive
today, Mr. Pole.
378
00:18:38,981 --> 00:18:41,472
You've flunked Driver's Ed.
Twice already.
379
00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:43,677
Show me some moves, or you'll be
taking the bus to college.
380
00:18:48,891 --> 00:18:50,859
OK, check the brake.
381
00:18:52,661 --> 00:18:53,685
Check the mirror.
382
00:18:54,697 --> 00:18:56,130
Start the engine.
383
00:18:56,198 --> 00:18:57,130
Hello?
384
00:18:57,199 --> 00:18:59,224
Put the car in drive.
385
00:19:01,003 --> 00:19:03,801
Let's move forward
through the cones
386
00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:05,340
with a gentle,
even turn to the...
387
00:19:12,014 --> 00:19:12,946
Slow down.
388
00:19:13,015 --> 00:19:14,448
Slow... Slow!
Turn right!
389
00:19:17,253 --> 00:19:18,845
Slow down!
390
00:19:23,859 --> 00:19:26,623
Brakes! Brakes!
391
00:19:26,695 --> 00:19:27,627
Brakes!
392
00:19:33,936 --> 00:19:35,062
Everybody out!
393
00:19:56,926 --> 00:19:59,360
My God!
I can't see anything!
394
00:19:59,428 --> 00:20:00,417
Oh, God.
395
00:20:00,496 --> 00:20:02,964
What's happening?
I can't see anything.
396
00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:07,365
Witchcraft.
397
00:20:07,435 --> 00:20:11,337
Blinding your enemy to disorient
and disable them is... it's classic.
398
00:20:11,406 --> 00:20:12,896
First vampires,
now witches.
399
00:20:12,974 --> 00:20:16,000
No wonder you can still afford
a house in Sunnydale.
400
00:20:16,077 --> 00:20:18,102
Why should someone
want to harm Cordelia?
401
00:20:18,179 --> 00:20:20,739
Maybe because
they met her?
402
00:20:20,815 --> 00:20:22,646
Did I say that?
403
00:20:22,717 --> 00:20:24,776
And setting
Amber ablaze?
404
00:20:24,853 --> 00:20:26,787
Yeah. Those guys
don't hang.
405
00:20:26,855 --> 00:20:28,288
They're both
cheerleaders.
406
00:20:28,356 --> 00:20:30,347
Someone doesn't
like cheerleading?
407
00:20:30,425 --> 00:20:31,585
Or likes it
too much.
408
00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:32,786
Amy.
409
00:20:32,861 --> 00:20:33,793
Amy.
410
00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:35,352
So you guys are
leaning towards Amy.
411
00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:36,863
She's desperate
to get on that team,
412
00:20:36,932 --> 00:20:38,627
and I've had this feeling
she'd do just about anything
413
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:39,962
to make her mom's
dream come true.
414
00:20:40,035 --> 00:20:42,595
Let me make sure
I have this right.
415
00:20:42,671 --> 00:20:45,697
This witch is casting horrible
and disfiguring spells
416
00:20:45,774 --> 00:20:48,743
so that she can
become a cheerleader?
417
00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,778
I think you're underestimating
the amount of pressure
418
00:20:50,845 --> 00:20:52,244
a parent can lay on you.
419
00:20:52,314 --> 00:20:55,442
If you're not a picture-perfect
carbon copy, they tend to wig.
420
00:20:55,517 --> 00:20:58,816
Cheerleading was kind of
her mom's last hurrah.
421
00:20:58,887 --> 00:20:59,945
Look, we still
have to stop Amy.
422
00:21:00,021 --> 00:21:01,045
We should grab her and...
423
00:21:01,122 --> 00:21:03,750
I think we should be sure
she's the witch
424
00:21:03,825 --> 00:21:05,053
before we arouse
her suspicions.
425
00:21:05,126 --> 00:21:07,651
She's capable of some very
unpleasant things.
426
00:21:07,729 --> 00:21:10,698
OK, all right, so you're
in high school.
427
00:21:10,765 --> 00:21:13,131
You are desperate to make the team
and please your mom,
428
00:21:13,201 --> 00:21:14,998
so you turn
to witchcraft.
429
00:21:15,070 --> 00:21:16,935
What's the first thing
you're gonna do?
430
00:21:17,005 --> 00:21:19,337
Check out the books
on witchcraft.
431
00:21:19,407 --> 00:21:20,396
No!
432
00:21:20,475 --> 00:21:22,238
That would be
the last thing you would do.
433
00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:23,436
You don't want to leave
a paper trail.
434
00:21:23,511 --> 00:21:24,739
Forget that.
435
00:21:24,813 --> 00:21:26,371
It'll just take a minute.
436
00:21:26,448 --> 00:21:27,881
We don't have a minute!
437
00:21:27,949 --> 00:21:30,008
Cheerleaders are in danger.
Buffy's in danger.
438
00:21:30,085 --> 00:21:32,019
You were the first alternate.
439
00:21:32,087 --> 00:21:33,611
You are on the team
now that Cordelia's out.
440
00:21:33,688 --> 00:21:34,848
You could be next.
441
00:21:34,923 --> 00:21:35,855
We gotta get you
to a safe house.
442
00:21:35,924 --> 00:21:36,856
Xander...
443
00:21:36,925 --> 00:21:38,222
Yeah.
444
00:21:38,293 --> 00:21:42,286
"Witches: Historic Roots
To Modern Practices."
445
00:21:42,364 --> 00:21:44,798
Checked out
by Alexander Harris.
446
00:21:44,866 --> 00:21:45,798
"The Pagan Rites."
447
00:21:45,867 --> 00:21:46,799
Checked out by
Alexander...
448
00:21:46,868 --> 00:21:47,800
All right.
All right.
449
00:21:47,869 --> 00:21:49,496
It's not what
you think.
450
00:21:49,571 --> 00:21:52,165
You like to look at
the semi-nude engravings?
451
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,333
Well...
452
00:21:54,409 --> 00:21:55,671
I guess it is
what you think.
453
00:21:55,744 --> 00:21:57,268
Have you quite finished?
454
00:21:57,345 --> 00:21:59,074
We have to find
a conclusive test.
455
00:21:59,147 --> 00:22:01,843
There may be
something in here.
456
00:22:01,916 --> 00:22:03,042
Yes, this should do it.
457
00:22:03,118 --> 00:22:06,815
You'll need
some of her hair...
458
00:22:06,888 --> 00:22:10,551
a little quicksilver,
and... some aqua fortis.
459
00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,684
Well, that's just mercury
and nitric acid.
460
00:22:12,761 --> 00:22:14,285
You can get that
in the science lab.
461
00:22:14,362 --> 00:22:16,694
"Heat ingredients
and apply to witch.
462
00:22:16,765 --> 00:22:19,393
If a spell has been cast
in the previous 48 hours,
463
00:22:19,467 --> 00:22:21,025
the witch's skin turns blue."
464
00:22:21,102 --> 00:22:22,034
Oh, dear.
465
00:22:22,103 --> 00:22:24,731
Only you'll need
some eye of newt.
466
00:22:24,873 --> 00:22:29,572
Those of you in track one
may begin your dissections...
467
00:22:29,644 --> 00:22:30,872
now.
468
00:22:30,945 --> 00:22:35,211
Those of you in track two,
take your hydrochloric acid
469
00:22:35,283 --> 00:22:38,047
and your ammonium hydroxide
470
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:43,751
and carefully... pour them
into... your beakers.
471
00:22:43,825 --> 00:22:45,190
Now slow... slow.
472
00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:46,192
I can't.
473
00:22:46,261 --> 00:22:48,695
Counting one...
and being safe.
474
00:22:48,763 --> 00:22:50,424
- And you get...
- Eye of newt.
475
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,332
That.
476
00:22:53,401 --> 00:22:55,232
How's Buffy doing
with the hair?
477
00:22:55,303 --> 00:22:57,533
Isn't this exciting?
478
00:22:57,605 --> 00:22:58,537
Yeah.
479
00:22:58,606 --> 00:23:00,039
Amy, help me.
480
00:23:00,108 --> 00:23:02,338
Which is
the hydrochloric acid,
481
00:23:02,410 --> 00:23:04,708
and which is
the ammonium hydroxide?
482
00:23:04,779 --> 00:23:07,009
Well, the bottle that
says "hydrochloric acid"
483
00:23:07,082 --> 00:23:08,913
is usually
the hydrochloric acid.
484
00:23:08,983 --> 00:23:10,416
Read the bottles.
485
00:23:10,485 --> 00:23:11,884
What a concept.
486
00:23:36,778 --> 00:23:39,042
Wave hi to
the nice little witch.
487
00:23:51,693 --> 00:23:52,887
All set.
488
00:23:52,961 --> 00:23:54,087
Do you have a plan?
489
00:23:54,162 --> 00:23:57,563
Spill it on her,
try and make it look natural.
490
00:23:57,632 --> 00:24:00,760
We're right behind you,
only... further back.
491
00:24:00,835 --> 00:24:02,166
Lishanne,
can you tell me
492
00:24:02,237 --> 00:24:04,535
why these chemicals
have this reaction?
493
00:24:06,641 --> 00:24:08,233
Lishanne?
494
00:24:08,309 --> 00:24:09,241
Are you...
495
00:24:10,411 --> 00:24:11,776
My God.
496
00:24:27,228 --> 00:24:29,958
Did you see? Amy was as freaked out
as the rest of us.
497
00:24:30,031 --> 00:24:31,020
So it's not her?
498
00:24:31,099 --> 00:24:32,964
The test was positive.
She's our Sabrina.
499
00:24:33,034 --> 00:24:35,093
I just don't think
she realizes what she's doing.
500
00:24:35,170 --> 00:24:37,104
Well, should we
talk to her?
501
00:24:37,172 --> 00:24:38,537
I think we should
talk to her mother.
502
00:24:38,606 --> 00:24:40,574
I wonder if she knows
what she's created.
503
00:25:03,831 --> 00:25:05,890
Where are you?
504
00:25:10,605 --> 00:25:13,540
Another productive day
in front of the TV?
505
00:25:13,608 --> 00:25:17,044
I got a history report
due tomorrow.
506
00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:19,945
Write it.
507
00:25:24,118 --> 00:25:27,281
I should be
on that team by now.
508
00:25:27,355 --> 00:25:30,256
Instead, Miss Buffy and friends
are sneaking around,
509
00:25:30,325 --> 00:25:32,122
stealing bits
of my hair.
510
00:25:38,967 --> 00:25:40,229
I'll be upstairs.
511
00:26:16,703 --> 00:26:19,604
Macho, macho man
512
00:26:19,673 --> 00:26:22,301
I want to be
a macho man
513
00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:23,967
Macho...
Hey, juice.
514
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,941
Quality juice.
Not from concentrate.
515
00:26:29,015 --> 00:26:30,277
You're in a good mood.
516
00:26:30,350 --> 00:26:32,682
I am. I'm on the squad,
which is great
517
00:26:32,752 --> 00:26:35,050
'cause I feel like cheering
and leading others to cheer.
518
00:26:35,121 --> 00:26:37,112
Hey, juice.
519
00:26:37,190 --> 00:26:38,714
Listen, honey,
about yesterday...
520
00:26:38,792 --> 00:26:41,158
That is totally yester.
521
00:26:41,228 --> 00:26:43,719
Besides, it's not like
you were wrong, y'know?
522
00:26:43,797 --> 00:26:45,765
I did get kicked
out of school.
523
00:26:45,832 --> 00:26:47,766
I'm just wacky that way.
524
00:26:47,834 --> 00:26:49,631
Still, I just want you
to know that,
525
00:26:49,703 --> 00:26:51,102
despite the problems
you've had...
526
00:26:51,171 --> 00:26:53,071
Mom, you just
don't get it.
527
00:26:53,139 --> 00:26:55,573
And, believe me,
you don't want it.
528
00:26:55,642 --> 00:26:58,475
You know, there are just some things
about being a vampire slayer
529
00:26:58,545 --> 00:26:59,477
that the older
generation...
530
00:26:59,546 --> 00:27:00,535
A what?
531
00:27:00,614 --> 00:27:02,309
It's a... long story.
532
00:27:02,382 --> 00:27:04,077
Buffy, are you
feeling well?
533
00:27:04,150 --> 00:27:05,811
I'm fine, y'know?
534
00:27:05,885 --> 00:27:07,250
What, I can't be
in a good mood?
535
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,311
Like, a new house rule?
Fine.
536
00:27:09,389 --> 00:27:11,152
Y'know,
I'm just fine, fine, fine,
537
00:27:11,224 --> 00:27:14,125
'cause I'm a
macho, macho man
538
00:27:14,194 --> 00:27:16,822
I want to be
a macho man
539
00:27:16,896 --> 00:27:19,592
Macho, macho man
540
00:27:19,666 --> 00:27:20,655
I want to be...
541
00:27:22,969 --> 00:27:24,766
5, 8, 7, 8!
542
00:27:29,909 --> 00:27:31,206
Turn up the music!
543
00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,599
Get it together, Buffy!
544
00:27:54,668 --> 00:27:57,535
We have a game
in less than four hours.
545
00:27:57,604 --> 00:27:59,504
Willow! Xander!
546
00:27:59,572 --> 00:28:00,800
My buds are here!
547
00:28:00,874 --> 00:28:01,841
I love my buds!
548
00:28:01,908 --> 00:28:03,671
Hi!
549
00:28:03,743 --> 00:28:05,267
Hi...
550
00:28:06,846 --> 00:28:09,679
Is it me, or is Buffy
a bit looped?
551
00:28:13,086 --> 00:28:14,849
We'd better get her
out of there.
552
00:28:14,921 --> 00:28:17,913
Yeah. Before she...
553
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,884
Hurts someone.
554
00:28:24,631 --> 00:28:26,064
Did I do that?
555
00:28:26,132 --> 00:28:28,566
You are so out of here.
556
00:28:28,635 --> 00:28:29,567
It's not her fault!
557
00:28:29,636 --> 00:28:31,069
She's on medication.
558
00:28:31,137 --> 00:28:32,195
Obviously not enough.
559
00:28:32,272 --> 00:28:34,467
Who's our next
alternate?
560
00:28:35,542 --> 00:28:37,840
Amy, you just
made cheerleader.
561
00:28:37,911 --> 00:28:39,572
No, no, no,
you don't want her.
562
00:28:39,646 --> 00:28:40,874
She's a wiiii...
563
00:28:40,947 --> 00:28:42,744
A wise choice, indeed.
564
00:28:46,219 --> 00:28:47,652
She's a witchy.
565
00:28:47,721 --> 00:28:48,710
Buffy.
566
00:28:48,788 --> 00:28:50,779
I just got kicked off
the team, didn't I?
567
00:28:50,857 --> 00:28:52,119
I don't think
it was your fault.
568
00:28:52,192 --> 00:28:54,683
I know you don't. That's
'cause you're my friend.
569
00:28:54,761 --> 00:28:57,229
You're my Xander-shaped
friend.
570
00:28:57,297 --> 00:29:00,460
Do you have any idea
why I love you so, Xander?
571
00:29:00,533 --> 00:29:01,864
- We gotta get her to...
- Let her speak.
572
00:29:01,935 --> 00:29:03,266
I'll tell you.
573
00:29:03,336 --> 00:29:06,396
You're not like
other boys at all.
574
00:29:06,473 --> 00:29:10,375
You are totally and completely
one of the girls.
575
00:29:10,443 --> 00:29:12,434
I'm that comfy with him.
576
00:29:12,512 --> 00:29:13,536
That's great.
577
00:29:13,613 --> 00:29:15,308
Any other guy who would
give me a bracelet,
578
00:29:15,382 --> 00:29:18,749
they'd... wanna date me
and be like a...
579
00:29:20,954 --> 00:29:23,718
I don't...
feel so good.
580
00:29:23,790 --> 00:29:25,257
Buffy?
581
00:29:25,291 --> 00:29:27,926
We've gotta get her
to a hospital!
582
00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:29,460
They can't help her.
583
00:29:29,529 --> 00:29:31,520
This is a bloodstone
vengeance spell.
584
00:29:31,597 --> 00:29:34,498
Hits the body hard
like a quart of alcohol,
585
00:29:34,567 --> 00:29:36,899
and then it eradicates
the immune system.
586
00:29:36,969 --> 00:29:39,529
Vengeance spell, like she's trying
to get even with Buffy?
587
00:29:39,605 --> 00:29:41,368
'Cause she knows
I know she's a witch.
588
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,532
The others she just wanted
out of the running.
589
00:29:42,608 --> 00:29:44,542
You she intends to...
590
00:29:44,610 --> 00:29:46,100
Kill.
591
00:29:46,178 --> 00:29:48,578
How much time
do we have?
592
00:29:48,648 --> 00:29:49,910
I... I'm sure...
593
00:29:49,982 --> 00:29:52,075
The truth.
594
00:29:52,151 --> 00:29:53,175
Please.
595
00:29:54,420 --> 00:29:57,048
A couple of hours...
Three at the most.
596
00:29:57,123 --> 00:29:58,454
Well, how do we
reverse the spell?
597
00:29:58,524 --> 00:30:00,549
Well, I've been
researching that,
598
00:30:00,626 --> 00:30:02,787
and we can reverse
all the spells
599
00:30:02,862 --> 00:30:06,821
if we can just lay our hands
on Amy's spell book.
600
00:30:06,899 --> 00:30:08,992
And if we can't
get ahold of it?
601
00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:11,730
Well, the other way is to
cut the witch's head off.
602
00:30:11,804 --> 00:30:13,066
Show of hands.
603
00:30:13,139 --> 00:30:14,731
It's not Amy's fault.
604
00:30:14,807 --> 00:30:17,935
She only became a witch
to survive her mother.
605
00:30:18,010 --> 00:30:20,137
Look, I don't care why. I just
care that you go on breathing.
606
00:30:20,212 --> 00:30:23,511
Giles, where would she
be casting these spells?
607
00:30:23,583 --> 00:30:25,073
Well, she needs
a sacred space.
608
00:30:25,151 --> 00:30:27,949
A pentagram,
a large pot.
609
00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:28,952
Her home.
610
00:30:29,021 --> 00:30:30,648
OK. Help me up.
611
00:30:32,191 --> 00:30:34,557
We'll just...
go to her house,
612
00:30:34,627 --> 00:30:36,060
and we'll get her book.
613
00:30:36,128 --> 00:30:37,595
OK. We'll go with you.
614
00:30:37,663 --> 00:30:38,823
No.
615
00:30:38,898 --> 00:30:41,423
You guys stay here
and keep an eye on Amy.
616
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,365
And keep her away
from the science lab.
617
00:30:43,436 --> 00:30:46,098
We'll need it to cast
our counterspells.
618
00:31:15,635 --> 00:31:17,865
Who are you? What...
Is there something wrong?
619
00:31:17,937 --> 00:31:20,371
Mrs. Madison, we need to talk
to you about your daughter.
620
00:31:20,439 --> 00:31:23,374
I'm not allow...
You'll have to come back later.
621
00:31:23,442 --> 00:31:24,374
Excuse me.
622
00:31:24,443 --> 00:31:26,104
What?!
623
00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:28,339
You all right?
624
00:31:28,414 --> 00:31:29,847
In here.
625
00:31:29,915 --> 00:31:31,940
Your daughter is meddling
with something very dangerous.
626
00:31:32,018 --> 00:31:33,007
Are you aware of that?
627
00:31:33,085 --> 00:31:34,416
I don't know what
you're talking about.
628
00:31:34,487 --> 00:31:35,886
I think you know
only too well.
629
00:31:35,955 --> 00:31:36,887
You've got to go.
630
00:31:36,956 --> 00:31:38,355
She's gonna
be home soon, and...
631
00:31:38,424 --> 00:31:40,392
This girl is very sick.
632
00:31:40,459 --> 00:31:42,427
Now you will shut up,
and you will listen to me.
633
00:31:42,495 --> 00:31:45,259
Your daughter has access
to some very powerful magic.
634
00:31:45,331 --> 00:31:47,856
Somehow, your obsession
with cheerleading...
635
00:31:47,933 --> 00:31:50,197
I don't care
about cheerleading!
636
00:31:50,269 --> 00:31:52,703
It's not my fault
she's doing stuff.
637
00:31:52,772 --> 00:31:55,570
As her mother, you should assume
some responsibility for her actions.
638
00:31:56,642 --> 00:32:02,581
Well... you know,
these kids today...
639
00:32:02,648 --> 00:32:04,946
She's out of her mind.
640
00:32:05,017 --> 00:32:06,450
Ever since Dad...
641
00:32:06,519 --> 00:32:09,249
her dad left,
I can't control her.
642
00:32:09,321 --> 00:32:10,253
You're afraid of her.
643
00:32:10,322 --> 00:32:11,254
Amy?
644
00:32:15,094 --> 00:32:17,187
Are you Amy?
645
00:32:17,263 --> 00:32:19,561
I don't understand.
646
00:32:19,632 --> 00:32:21,827
She switched.
647
00:32:21,901 --> 00:32:24,062
She switched your bodies,
didn't she?
648
00:32:27,006 --> 00:32:28,303
Good Lord.
649
00:32:28,374 --> 00:32:30,968
She wanted to relive
her glory days.
650
00:32:33,612 --> 00:32:37,605
She said I was
wasting my youth.
651
00:32:37,683 --> 00:32:39,207
So she took it.
652
00:32:43,555 --> 00:32:46,524
I didn't know anything
about her powers.
653
00:32:46,592 --> 00:32:49,891
When my dad was here,
they would fight and yell,
654
00:32:49,962 --> 00:32:52,226
and he would
call her a witch.
655
00:32:52,297 --> 00:32:55,391
And, I mean, I just
thought he meant...
656
00:32:55,467 --> 00:32:58,368
God, when he left,
I wanted to go with him.
657
00:32:58,437 --> 00:33:00,496
But she wouldn't even
let me call.
658
00:33:00,572 --> 00:33:01,664
She went crazy.
659
00:33:01,740 --> 00:33:04,368
I mean, she'd lock herself
upstairs for days,
660
00:33:04,443 --> 00:33:06,911
and she was always
coming down on me
661
00:33:06,979 --> 00:33:09,311
and telling me I didn't deserve
to have it so easy
662
00:33:09,381 --> 00:33:14,284
and that I didn't know
how hard it was to be her...
663
00:33:14,353 --> 00:33:18,050
I guess she
showed me, huh?
664
00:33:19,591 --> 00:33:22,458
Amy, it's gonna be OK.
665
00:33:24,363 --> 00:33:26,456
A few months ago...
666
00:33:26,532 --> 00:33:30,059
I woke up in her...
her bed.
667
00:33:30,135 --> 00:33:32,467
I didn't know
where I was, and...
668
00:33:32,538 --> 00:33:35,006
Then I looked in the mirror.
669
00:33:35,074 --> 00:33:36,405
She locked herself upstairs?
670
00:33:36,475 --> 00:33:37,737
- Yes.
- Where?
671
00:33:43,215 --> 00:33:46,810
Don't! If she finds out
I've been here, she'll kill me.
672
00:33:57,496 --> 00:33:59,225
My God.
673
00:34:02,768 --> 00:34:06,033
I believe we can reverse
your mother's spell.
674
00:34:06,105 --> 00:34:08,005
Well, all of them,
in fact.
675
00:34:08,073 --> 00:34:09,005
You could?
676
00:34:09,074 --> 00:34:10,701
Really? You could?
677
00:34:10,776 --> 00:34:12,437
We need to find
her books.
678
00:34:12,511 --> 00:34:16,311
There'd be specific...
volumes she'd need
679
00:34:16,381 --> 00:34:18,781
for this kind
of casting.
680
00:34:22,688 --> 00:34:24,019
Collect those dolls
681
00:34:24,089 --> 00:34:25,522
and...
any other personal...
682
00:34:29,328 --> 00:34:31,853
Nice... kitty.
683
00:34:33,899 --> 00:34:36,094
Let's see what
you were guarding.
684
00:34:37,703 --> 00:34:39,000
Yes.
685
00:34:42,374 --> 00:34:43,807
This is it.
686
00:34:46,645 --> 00:34:48,078
Did we find?
687
00:34:48,147 --> 00:34:49,876
We found.
688
00:34:49,948 --> 00:34:51,108
Come on.
689
00:34:53,385 --> 00:34:54,477
Where are you going?
690
00:34:54,553 --> 00:34:55,815
We're going to school.
691
00:34:55,888 --> 00:34:57,753
And you're coming with us.
692
00:35:35,594 --> 00:35:37,323
I'm going to stop this.
693
00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:38,658
I promise.
694
00:35:42,568 --> 00:35:44,934
You just hang on.
695
00:35:48,507 --> 00:35:49,940
How is she?
696
00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:54,277
We only have
a few minutes left.
697
00:35:54,346 --> 00:35:55,711
Go, Sunnydale, go!
698
00:35:55,781 --> 00:35:57,271
Go, Sunnydale, go!
699
00:35:57,349 --> 00:35:59,283
Go! 6, 7, 8...
700
00:35:59,351 --> 00:36:00,784
Go, Sunnydale, go!
701
00:36:00,852 --> 00:36:02,285
Go, Sunnydale, go!
702
00:36:02,354 --> 00:36:03,981
Go, Sunnydale, go!
703
00:36:04,056 --> 00:36:05,353
Go! 6, 7, 8...
704
00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:07,153
Go, Sunnydale, go!
705
00:36:07,226 --> 00:36:08,853
Go, Sunnydale, go!
706
00:36:08,927 --> 00:36:10,451
Go, Sunnydale, go!
707
00:36:10,529 --> 00:36:12,224
Go! 6, 7, 8...
708
00:36:12,297 --> 00:36:13,389
Go, Sunnydale, go!
709
00:36:13,465 --> 00:36:15,262
Go, Sunnydale, go!
710
00:36:15,334 --> 00:36:16,858
Go, Sunnydale, go!
711
00:36:16,935 --> 00:36:17,867
Go!
712
00:36:29,615 --> 00:36:31,048
Right.
713
00:36:31,116 --> 00:36:32,378
Here we go.
714
00:36:34,253 --> 00:36:35,880
The center is dark.
715
00:36:35,954 --> 00:36:38,149
Centrum est obscurus.
716
00:36:38,223 --> 00:36:39,850
The darkness breathes.
717
00:36:39,925 --> 00:36:42,826
Tenebrae respiratis.
718
00:36:42,894 --> 00:36:44,623
The listener hears.
719
00:36:46,665 --> 00:36:48,394
Hear me!
720
00:36:48,467 --> 00:36:51,197
Go! 1, 2, 3, 4,
721
00:36:51,270 --> 00:36:53,135
5, 6, 7, 8!
722
00:36:53,205 --> 00:36:55,002
1, 2, 3...
723
00:36:59,711 --> 00:37:02,612
1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
724
00:37:02,681 --> 00:37:03,943
6, 7, 8!
725
00:37:04,016 --> 00:37:06,348
It's...
it's working!
726
00:37:08,954 --> 00:37:12,117
Unlock the gate.
Let the darkness shine.
727
00:37:12,190 --> 00:37:13,885
Cover us with holy fear.
728
00:37:13,959 --> 00:37:14,948
Show me...
729
00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:40,609
Amy, what's your problem?
730
00:37:56,001 --> 00:37:57,366
She's coming!
731
00:38:00,005 --> 00:38:00,937
Amy.
732
00:38:01,006 --> 00:38:01,938
Get out of my way!
733
00:38:02,007 --> 00:38:03,998
Wait. I need
to talk to you.
734
00:38:04,076 --> 00:38:05,338
I can help you.
735
00:38:05,410 --> 00:38:07,071
Help me?
736
00:38:07,145 --> 00:38:08,271
With what?
737
00:38:08,347 --> 00:38:09,575
Well, you know,
738
00:38:09,648 --> 00:38:11,309
your witchcraft?
739
00:38:11,383 --> 00:38:13,749
I know this really
good cauldron.
740
00:38:13,819 --> 00:38:15,411
Do you actually
ride a broom?
741
00:38:20,592 --> 00:38:21,524
Xander!
742
00:38:25,897 --> 00:38:27,694
Corsheth and Gilail...
743
00:38:27,766 --> 00:38:29,461
the gate is closed.
744
00:38:29,534 --> 00:38:31,764
Receive the dark.
745
00:38:31,837 --> 00:38:33,429
Release the unworthy.
746
00:38:33,505 --> 00:38:37,669
Take of mine energy
and be sated!
747
00:38:50,122 --> 00:38:51,851
Be sated.
748
00:38:51,923 --> 00:38:53,424
Release the unworthy.
749
00:39:03,534 --> 00:39:04,558
Release!
750
00:39:06,804 --> 00:39:08,567
Release!
751
00:39:16,814 --> 00:39:17,746
Release!
752
00:39:35,232 --> 00:39:36,164
Buffy?
753
00:39:36,233 --> 00:39:37,165
Amy?
754
00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:40,162
You...
You...
755
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,648
You...
756
00:39:51,715 --> 00:39:53,876
You little brat.
757
00:39:53,951 --> 00:39:56,442
Mom...
please...
758
00:39:59,456 --> 00:40:02,186
How dare you raise
your hand to your mother?
759
00:40:02,259 --> 00:40:03,920
I gave you birth.
760
00:40:03,994 --> 00:40:07,293
I gave up my life so you could drag
that worthless carcass around
761
00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:08,956
and call it living?
762
00:40:10,067 --> 00:40:12,535
You've never been
anything but trouble.
763
00:40:12,603 --> 00:40:15,265
I'm going to put you where
you can't make trouble again.
764
00:40:15,339 --> 00:40:17,569
Guess what?
765
00:40:17,641 --> 00:40:18,938
I feel better.
766
00:40:23,714 --> 00:40:25,341
That body was mine.
767
00:40:26,517 --> 00:40:28,280
Mine!
768
00:40:28,352 --> 00:40:29,580
Grow up.
769
00:40:37,027 --> 00:40:39,757
I shall look
upon my enemy...
770
00:40:41,765 --> 00:40:43,756
I shall look upon her,
771
00:40:43,834 --> 00:40:46,769
and the dark place
will have her soul.
772
00:40:49,139 --> 00:40:50,970
Corsheth, take her!
773
00:41:16,867 --> 00:41:18,835
Well, that was...
774
00:41:18,902 --> 00:41:19,926
interesting.
775
00:41:24,575 --> 00:41:25,507
You guys OK?
776
00:41:25,576 --> 00:41:26,508
I'm fine.
777
00:41:26,577 --> 00:41:28,807
I assume, the...
778
00:41:28,879 --> 00:41:30,346
All the spells
were reversed.
779
00:41:30,414 --> 00:41:32,609
It was my first casting,
so...
780
00:41:32,683 --> 00:41:33,980
I may have got it wrong.
781
00:41:34,051 --> 00:41:36,485
You saved my life.
You were a god.
782
00:41:36,553 --> 00:41:38,646
Well, I didn't think
you'd pull it off.
783
00:41:38,722 --> 00:41:40,053
I got her! I got her!
Cut her head off!
784
00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:41,681
Xander, what are you doing?
785
00:41:41,758 --> 00:41:43,316
Saving you?
786
00:41:43,393 --> 00:41:45,520
Get your hands off of her.
787
00:41:45,596 --> 00:41:47,359
But she's evil.
788
00:41:47,431 --> 00:41:49,456
It wasn't exactly her.
789
00:41:49,533 --> 00:41:51,797
I was my mom.
790
00:41:52,869 --> 00:41:53,893
Where is she?
791
00:41:53,971 --> 00:41:56,064
Hey, Willow, it's cool.
792
00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:57,504
It is?
793
00:41:57,574 --> 00:41:59,633
Yeah.
I took care of it.
794
00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:08,549
I don't get it.
795
00:42:08,619 --> 00:42:10,416
What?
796
00:42:10,487 --> 00:42:12,921
I've been doing
a lot of thinking about...
797
00:42:12,990 --> 00:42:15,823
where you're coming from,
how to relate to you.
798
00:42:15,892 --> 00:42:18,156
And I've come to a
very simple conclusion.
799
00:42:18,228 --> 00:42:19,718
I don't get it.
800
00:42:19,796 --> 00:42:21,696
I'm inscrutable, huh?
801
00:42:21,765 --> 00:42:24,563
You're sixteen.
802
00:42:24,635 --> 00:42:27,604
I think there's
a biological imperative
803
00:42:27,671 --> 00:42:30,868
whereby I can't understand you
because I'm not sixteen.
804
00:42:30,941 --> 00:42:34,206
Do you ever wish
you could be sixteen again?
805
00:42:36,046 --> 00:42:37,911
That's a frightful notion.
806
00:42:37,981 --> 00:42:39,778
Go through
all that again?
807
00:42:39,850 --> 00:42:42,375
Not even if it helped me
understand you.
808
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,085
I love you, Mom.
809
00:42:50,661 --> 00:42:52,029
I don't get it.
810
00:42:52,029 --> 00:42:52,586
I don't get it.
811
00:42:52,663 --> 00:42:54,756
My dad is so impossible.
812
00:42:54,831 --> 00:42:57,356
He doesn't ever want me
going anywhere!
813
00:42:57,434 --> 00:43:00,198
He wants to spend
total quantity time together.
814
00:43:00,270 --> 00:43:02,932
And I'm like, "Dad, I can go out.
It's perfectly safe."
815
00:43:03,006 --> 00:43:05,702
But he's got all this guilt about
leaving me with my mom,
816
00:43:05,776 --> 00:43:07,471
and he's being
a total pain.
817
00:43:07,544 --> 00:43:08,977
You're loving it.
818
00:43:09,046 --> 00:43:10,707
Every single minute.
819
00:43:10,781 --> 00:43:15,650
This Saturday night, he wants
to stay in and make brownies...
820
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,745
Well, the brownies
were my idea.
821
00:43:18,822 --> 00:43:22,622
Hey, I'm really sorry you guys
got bumped back to alternate.
822
00:43:22,693 --> 00:43:24,558
Hold it. Wait.
823
00:43:24,628 --> 00:43:26,061
No, I'm not.
824
00:43:26,129 --> 00:43:28,859
Well, I know I'll miss
the intellectual thrill
825
00:43:28,932 --> 00:43:30,866
of spelling out words
with my arms.
826
00:43:30,934 --> 00:43:33,266
These grapes are sour.
827
00:43:33,336 --> 00:43:35,395
I'm sorry.
828
00:43:35,472 --> 00:43:37,736
I forgot that you wanted
to be on the squad.
829
00:43:37,808 --> 00:43:39,298
Hey, that's OK.
830
00:43:39,376 --> 00:43:41,776
Cheerleading's just a little
too hairy for me these days.
831
00:43:41,845 --> 00:43:43,403
That's for sure.
832
00:43:45,449 --> 00:43:46,916
Catherine the Great.
833
00:43:48,518 --> 00:43:51,043
And there's been
no sign of her?
834
00:43:51,121 --> 00:43:55,285
That last spell, she said
I'd never make trouble again.
835
00:43:55,358 --> 00:43:58,919
Wherever she is, I don't think
we'll have to worry.
836
00:44:01,298 --> 00:44:02,492
Twisted.
837
00:44:04,634 --> 00:44:06,932
I'm just happy
to have my body back.
838
00:44:07,003 --> 00:44:09,028
I'm thinking
of getting fat.
839
00:44:09,106 --> 00:44:11,734
You know, I hear
that look's in for spring.