1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,698 In every generation, there is a chosen one. 2 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:07,331 She alone will stand against the vampires, 3 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:10,001 the demons and the forces of darkness. 4 00:00:10,076 --> 00:00:12,045 She is the slayer. 5 00:00:15,381 --> 00:00:16,780 This is madness. 6 00:00:16,849 --> 00:00:18,783 What can you have been thinking? 7 00:00:18,851 --> 00:00:23,311 You are the slayer. Lives depend upon you. 8 00:00:23,389 --> 00:00:25,448 I make allowances for your youth, 9 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,618 but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, 10 00:00:27,693 --> 00:00:30,628 instead of which you enslave yourself to this... this... 11 00:00:30,696 --> 00:00:31,822 Cult? 12 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:33,991 You don't like the color? 13 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:35,830 I don't... 14 00:00:37,603 --> 00:00:38,797 Do you... 15 00:00:38,871 --> 00:00:41,431 Do you ignore everything I say as a rule? 16 00:00:41,507 --> 00:00:43,168 No. I believe that's your trick. 17 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:47,570 I told you, I'm trying out for the cheerleading squad. 18 00:00:47,647 --> 00:00:49,808 You have a sacred birthright, Buffy. 19 00:00:49,882 --> 00:00:51,474 You were chosen to destroy vampires, 20 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:52,984 not to... 21 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:54,542 wave pompoms at people. 22 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:57,316 And as the watcher, I forbid it. 23 00:00:57,390 --> 00:01:00,826 And you'll be stopping me how? 24 00:01:00,893 --> 00:01:02,326 Well, I... 25 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,488 By appealing to your common sense, 26 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,156 if such a creature exists. 27 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:10,669 I will still have time to fight the forces of evil, OK? 28 00:01:10,736 --> 00:01:12,761 I just... want to have a life. 29 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:14,272 I want to do something normal. 30 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:16,001 Something safe. 31 00:01:58,951 --> 00:02:01,317 Giles didn't approve, huh? 32 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:03,150 He totally lost his water. 33 00:02:03,222 --> 00:02:05,315 We haven't seen a vampire in over a week. 34 00:02:05,391 --> 00:02:07,154 I'd say he should get a girlfriend 35 00:02:07,226 --> 00:02:08,318 if he wasn't so old. 36 00:02:08,394 --> 00:02:09,383 Well, we're behind you. 37 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,327 People scoff at things like school spirit, 38 00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:14,628 but look at these girls giving their all like this. 39 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:17,669 Ooh, stretchy. 40 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:19,102 Where was I? 41 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,764 You were pretending that seeing 42 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,774 scantily clad girls in revealing postures 43 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:24,275 was a spiritual experience. 44 00:02:24,343 --> 00:02:26,106 Who said I was pretending? 45 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:27,111 Hey. 46 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,512 Here's a good luck thing for tryouts. 47 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:30,514 What's this? 48 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:31,607 What's that? 49 00:02:31,684 --> 00:02:32,616 Well, how sweet. 50 00:02:32,685 --> 00:02:34,243 "Yours always." 51 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,380 It came that way, really. They all said that. 52 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:40,155 Just look at that Amber. 53 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:43,457 Who does she think she is, a Laker Girl? 54 00:02:43,529 --> 00:02:45,394 I heard she turned them down. 55 00:02:45,464 --> 00:02:47,398 OK, listen up. 56 00:02:47,466 --> 00:02:48,899 Let's begin with... 57 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:50,435 Amber Grove. 58 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,698 If you're not auditioning, move off the floor. 59 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:54,296 Amy! Hi. 60 00:02:54,373 --> 00:02:55,305 Hi. 61 00:02:56,709 --> 00:02:58,802 I didn't know you wanted to be a cheerleader. 62 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:00,641 You lost a lot of weight. 63 00:03:00,713 --> 00:03:01,805 Had to. 64 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:03,143 Do you know Buffy? 65 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:04,308 - Hi. - Hi. 66 00:03:04,383 --> 00:03:07,716 How I hate this. Let me count the ways. 67 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:28,565 She trained with Benson. 68 00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:31,269 He's one of the best coaches money can buy. 69 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:32,777 They have cheerleading coaches? 70 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:34,608 Yeah. Don't you have? 71 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:35,942 I train with my mom: 72 00:03:36,015 --> 00:03:37,778 Three hours in the morning, three at night. 73 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:40,114 That much quality time with my mom 74 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:42,279 would probably lead to some quality matricide. 75 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:45,916 I know it's hokey, but she's really great. 76 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,508 What the... 77 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:08,312 That girl's on fire! 78 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:10,372 Enough with the hyperbole. 79 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:30,424 It's OK. It's OK. 80 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:32,266 You're gonna be OK. 81 00:04:32,338 --> 00:04:35,308 God. 82 00:05:28,227 --> 00:05:30,161 I've been slaying vampires for more than a year now, 83 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:33,198 and I have seen some pretty cringe-worthy things, 84 00:05:33,265 --> 00:05:36,359 but nobody's hands ever got toasted before. 85 00:05:36,435 --> 00:05:37,697 I imagine not. 86 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:41,206 So... this isn't a vampire problem. 87 00:05:41,273 --> 00:05:42,262 No. 88 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:43,933 But it is funky, right? 89 00:05:44,009 --> 00:05:45,408 Not of the norm? 90 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:46,445 Quite. 91 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:48,275 Spontaneous human combustion is rare 92 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:50,440 and scientifically unexplainable. 93 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:52,575 But there have been cases for hundreds of years. 94 00:05:52,651 --> 00:05:54,949 Usually all that's left is a pile of ashes. 95 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:56,282 That's all that would've been left 96 00:05:56,355 --> 00:05:57,788 if it hadn't been for Buffy. 97 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:00,291 So we have no idea what caused this? 98 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:01,621 That's a comfort. 99 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:04,219 But that's the thrill of living on the Hellmouth. 100 00:06:04,296 --> 00:06:06,730 There's a veritable cornucopia of fiends 101 00:06:06,799 --> 00:06:09,199 and devils and ghouls to engage. 102 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:14,072 Well, pardon me for finding the glass half full. 103 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:17,507 Any common denominators in cases of spontaneous combustion? 104 00:06:17,576 --> 00:06:18,508 Rage. 105 00:06:18,577 --> 00:06:19,601 In most cases, 106 00:06:19,678 --> 00:06:22,078 the person who combusted was terribly angry 107 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:23,240 or upset. 108 00:06:23,315 --> 00:06:25,249 So maybe Amber's got this power 109 00:06:25,317 --> 00:06:26,909 to make herself be on fire. 110 00:06:26,986 --> 00:06:29,250 It's like the human torch, only it hurts. 111 00:06:29,321 --> 00:06:30,754 I need to get the skinny on Amber. 112 00:06:30,823 --> 00:06:33,257 Find out if she's had any colorful episodes before. 113 00:06:33,325 --> 00:06:34,758 That means hacking illegally 114 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:36,590 into the school's computer system. 115 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:38,289 At last, something I can do. 116 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:39,763 I'll ask around about her. 117 00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:40,924 You guys don't have to get involved. 118 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,093 What do you mean? We're a team. 119 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:44,295 Aren't we a team? 120 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:45,962 Yeah. You're the slayer, 121 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:48,836 and we're, like, the slayerettes. 122 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,172 I just don't like putting you guys in danger. 123 00:06:51,243 --> 00:06:53,768 I laugh in the face of danger. 124 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:55,973 Then I hide until it goes away. 125 00:06:56,048 --> 00:06:57,276 OK. 126 00:06:57,349 --> 00:06:58,611 Just walk softly, 127 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:00,117 at least until we know a little more. 128 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:02,780 I mean, what if Amber isn't causing these problems herself? 129 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:04,254 Well, then we have to determine 130 00:07:04,323 --> 00:07:06,223 who or what did 131 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:09,056 and deal with it accordingly. 132 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:16,032 Hey. 133 00:07:16,101 --> 00:07:17,796 Hi. How was school? 134 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:20,270 A reverent joy. 135 00:07:20,339 --> 00:07:21,772 What's all this? 136 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:24,139 It's for the tribal art display. 137 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:25,370 Cool. 138 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:29,576 We had tryouts today. 139 00:07:29,648 --> 00:07:31,343 Great. How'd it go? 140 00:07:31,417 --> 00:07:33,214 I didn't actually get to try out. 141 00:07:33,285 --> 00:07:34,547 There was an accident. 142 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,349 Pretty fierce competition, though. 143 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:39,016 I know you'll do fine. Keep on pluggin'. 144 00:07:39,091 --> 00:07:41,252 Just have to get back on the horse. 145 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:42,259 Hey, Mom? 146 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:43,260 Yeah? 147 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:44,819 What was I trying out for? 148 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:48,929 Some activity? 149 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:51,561 I have no idea. I'm sorry. 150 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:52,661 That's OK. 151 00:07:52,738 --> 00:07:55,832 Your platitudes are good for all occasions. 152 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:56,932 I'm distracted. 153 00:07:57,009 --> 00:08:00,342 I got a lot of inventory to go through here. 154 00:08:00,412 --> 00:08:02,880 This is my gallery's first major show. 155 00:08:02,948 --> 00:08:05,849 You know, it might not physically kill you 156 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:07,579 to give me a hand here. 157 00:08:12,491 --> 00:08:13,924 It was cheerleading. 158 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:14,960 Good! 159 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:16,858 I'm glad you're taking that up again. 160 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:18,021 It'll keep you out of trouble. 161 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:20,258 I'm not in trouble. 162 00:08:20,332 --> 00:08:22,630 No, not yet. 163 00:08:24,803 --> 00:08:28,261 I mean, you stopped cheerleading just before the trouble, 164 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:30,535 so it's good you're going back. 165 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:33,805 Oh, dear. 166 00:08:33,879 --> 00:08:35,369 What? 167 00:08:35,447 --> 00:08:36,471 The fertility statue... 168 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:37,948 You don't need to see it. 169 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:41,885 You know, there's this girl Amy, and... 170 00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:44,252 she trains with her mom, like, three hours a day. 171 00:08:45,357 --> 00:08:47,382 It sounds like her mom's pretty into it. 172 00:08:47,459 --> 00:08:52,419 It sounds like her mom doesn't have a lot to do. 173 00:08:57,903 --> 00:09:00,030 Jeepers. 174 00:09:00,105 --> 00:09:03,131 Despite the terrible thing that happened yesterday, 175 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:05,301 we still have to pick new cheerleaders. 176 00:09:05,377 --> 00:09:06,867 If you make the team, 177 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:09,540 you'll find your names posted in the quad after lunch. 178 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:13,381 Let's begin with group performance. 179 00:09:13,452 --> 00:09:15,317 Why do my hands have to sweat 180 00:09:15,387 --> 00:09:16,649 when I get nervous? 181 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,053 Don't worry. You'll do great. 182 00:09:18,123 --> 00:09:20,648 5, 6, 7, 8! 183 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:21,750 Sunnydale! 184 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:23,488 Sunnydale, we never fail! 185 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:24,494 Never fail! 186 00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:26,531 Jump and shoot, swish and score! 187 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:29,534 The other team is such a bore! 188 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:30,534 Yeah! 189 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:33,231 You saw that, right? 190 00:09:33,305 --> 00:09:34,237 That wasn't me. 191 00:09:34,306 --> 00:09:35,295 You saw that, right? 192 00:09:37,509 --> 00:09:38,441 Right? 193 00:09:46,785 --> 00:09:48,082 That's my mom. 194 00:09:48,153 --> 00:09:49,586 No. 195 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,016 "Catherine Madison." 196 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,855 Get down with your bad self. 197 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,622 Her nickname was Catherine the Great. 198 00:09:56,695 --> 00:09:59,528 She took that team and made them tricounty champions. 199 00:09:59,598 --> 00:10:01,156 You know, no one's ever done that before... 200 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:02,359 or since. 201 00:10:02,434 --> 00:10:04,561 She and my dad were homecoming king and queen. 202 00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:07,265 They got married right after graduation. 203 00:10:07,339 --> 00:10:09,102 That's kind of romantic. 204 00:10:09,174 --> 00:10:10,937 Well, he was a big loser. 205 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,341 Never made any money. 206 00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:14,971 Ran off with Miss Trailer Trash when I was 12. 207 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:19,143 OK, that part's less romantic. 208 00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:22,119 My folks split up, too. 209 00:10:22,187 --> 00:10:23,119 Drag, huh? 210 00:10:23,188 --> 00:10:25,782 He left my mom with nothing. 211 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:28,292 She put herself through cosmetology school. 212 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,726 Bought me everything I ever wanted 213 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,492 and never once gained a single pound. 214 00:10:33,565 --> 00:10:39,504 She sounds really great, I mean, but... 215 00:10:39,637 --> 00:10:41,229 it doesn't mean that you need to lock step 216 00:10:41,305 --> 00:10:43,068 as far as this cheerleading thing. 217 00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:44,505 She was the best, 218 00:10:44,575 --> 00:10:47,738 and I can't get my body to move like hers. 219 00:10:47,812 --> 00:10:49,507 I choked in there so bad. 220 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:51,571 No, Amy, you did fine. 221 00:10:51,649 --> 00:10:53,776 I'm going to get changed. 222 00:10:53,851 --> 00:10:54,783 Wait. No, A... 223 00:10:54,852 --> 00:10:56,444 Hey, Amy. 224 00:10:57,989 --> 00:10:58,956 Is she OK? 225 00:10:59,023 --> 00:11:01,548 No. She's wigging about her mom, 226 00:11:01,626 --> 00:11:03,685 the big cheer queen back when. 227 00:11:03,761 --> 00:11:06,355 Yeah, her mom's kind of... 228 00:11:06,430 --> 00:11:07,362 Nazi-like? 229 00:11:07,431 --> 00:11:08,591 Heil. 230 00:11:08,666 --> 00:11:10,759 If she gains an ounce, she padlocks the fridge 231 00:11:10,835 --> 00:11:13,770 and won't eat anything but broth. 232 00:11:13,838 --> 00:11:17,069 So mommie dearest is really... Mommie Dearest. 233 00:11:17,141 --> 00:11:19,701 There's a bitter streak, but Amy's nice. 234 00:11:19,777 --> 00:11:21,142 We used to hang in junior high. 235 00:11:21,212 --> 00:11:23,271 When her mom would go on a broth kick, 236 00:11:23,347 --> 00:11:24,814 Amy would come over to my house, 237 00:11:24,882 --> 00:11:26,713 and we'd stuff ourselves with brownies. 238 00:11:26,784 --> 00:11:29,344 Hey, any word on Amber? 239 00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:31,820 Nothing thrilling. 240 00:11:31,889 --> 00:11:35,222 Average student, got detention once for smoking. 241 00:11:35,293 --> 00:11:37,022 Regular smoking... 242 00:11:37,094 --> 00:11:39,961 with a cigarette, not, like, being smoky. 243 00:11:40,031 --> 00:11:41,965 All pretty normal. 244 00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:44,524 So we just have to wait and see what happens. 245 00:11:44,602 --> 00:11:46,729 Maybe nothing will. 246 00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:20,864 I have a dream. 247 00:12:20,938 --> 00:12:22,872 It's me on the cheerleading squad, 248 00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:24,601 adored by every varsity male 249 00:12:24,675 --> 00:12:26,973 as far as the eye can see. 250 00:12:27,044 --> 00:12:30,013 We have to achieve our dreams, Amy. 251 00:12:30,081 --> 00:12:33,482 Otherwise, we wither and die. 252 00:12:33,551 --> 00:12:34,779 Look, I'm sorry about... 253 00:12:36,454 --> 00:12:39,116 If your supreme klutziness out there today 254 00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:40,248 takes me out of the running, 255 00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:44,385 you're going to be so very beyond sorry. 256 00:12:45,529 --> 00:12:46,757 Have a nice day. 257 00:12:58,142 --> 00:13:00,337 I told Buffy about Amber. 258 00:13:00,411 --> 00:13:02,003 Cool. Was she wearing it? 259 00:13:02,079 --> 00:13:04,343 The bracelet, she was wearing it, right? 260 00:13:04,415 --> 00:13:05,575 It's pretty much like we're going out. 261 00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:08,448 Except without the hugging or kissing 262 00:13:08,519 --> 00:13:10,077 or her knowing about it. 263 00:13:10,154 --> 00:13:11,781 So I'm just a figure of fun. 264 00:13:11,856 --> 00:13:13,847 I should ask her out, right? 265 00:13:13,924 --> 00:13:15,653 Won't know until you ask. 266 00:13:15,726 --> 00:13:18,718 That's why you're so cool. You're like a guy. 267 00:13:18,796 --> 00:13:21,060 You're my guy friend that knows about girl stuff. 268 00:13:21,132 --> 00:13:23,657 Great. I'm a guy. 269 00:13:23,734 --> 00:13:25,929 Hey, they're posting the list. 270 00:13:30,608 --> 00:13:32,075 I can't take this. 271 00:13:32,143 --> 00:13:33,770 Yes! 272 00:13:35,079 --> 00:13:36,910 Cover me. I'm going in. 273 00:13:44,321 --> 00:13:45,720 You're lucky. 274 00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,223 I made it? 275 00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:48,451 I made it. 276 00:13:50,127 --> 00:13:51,992 One of those girls hit me really hard. 277 00:13:52,063 --> 00:13:53,155 They should test for steroids. 278 00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:55,061 OK, not only did you make the team, 279 00:13:55,132 --> 00:13:57,396 but you, Miss Summers, are the first alternate, 280 00:13:57,468 --> 00:13:58,400 and Amy's number three. 281 00:13:58,469 --> 00:13:59,868 What a better way to celebrate 282 00:13:59,937 --> 00:14:02,030 than with a romantic drive through... 283 00:14:02,106 --> 00:14:04,870 Xander, alternates are the ones who didn't make the team. 284 00:14:04,942 --> 00:14:08,742 They only fill in if something happens to the ones who did. 285 00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:09,973 Excuse me. 286 00:14:10,047 --> 00:14:13,039 For I am Xander, King of Cretins. 287 00:14:13,117 --> 00:14:15,142 May all lesser cretins bow before me. 288 00:14:15,219 --> 00:14:17,380 At least it's over. 289 00:14:17,455 --> 00:14:19,514 And you know what I think we should do about it? 290 00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:21,717 Brownie pig-out, my house, after school. 291 00:14:21,792 --> 00:14:25,023 Just how many more hours a day can I practice? 292 00:14:25,096 --> 00:14:27,656 How much more can I do? 293 00:14:27,732 --> 00:14:30,428 This would never have happened to my mother. 294 00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:31,968 Never. 295 00:14:57,161 --> 00:14:59,789 Give me the power. 296 00:14:59,864 --> 00:15:02,628 Give me the dark. 297 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:06,534 I call on you, laughing gods. 298 00:15:07,671 --> 00:15:10,663 Let your blackness crawl beneath my skin. 299 00:15:12,209 --> 00:15:14,200 Accept thy sacrifice... 300 00:15:15,446 --> 00:15:18,313 Cordelia. 301 00:15:18,382 --> 00:15:20,009 Feed on her. 302 00:15:33,529 --> 00:15:35,429 Look what I found. 303 00:15:35,498 --> 00:15:38,524 It's my yearbook from junior year. 304 00:15:39,635 --> 00:15:42,001 Look. There I am. 305 00:15:43,906 --> 00:15:46,340 Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex. 306 00:15:46,409 --> 00:15:48,502 I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair. 307 00:15:48,578 --> 00:15:50,341 This is Gidget hair. 308 00:15:50,413 --> 00:15:51,846 Don't they teach you anything in History? 309 00:15:51,914 --> 00:15:54,348 Well, it's really cool, but I gotta book. 310 00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:56,351 Well, I was thinking. 311 00:15:56,419 --> 00:15:58,410 I know the cheerleading thing didn't work out. 312 00:15:58,487 --> 00:16:01,752 Maybe you should think about joining the yearbook staff. 313 00:16:01,824 --> 00:16:03,519 I did it. It was a lot of fun. 314 00:16:03,593 --> 00:16:05,993 Not really my tip, Mom. 315 00:16:06,062 --> 00:16:08,530 I was photo editor. 316 00:16:08,598 --> 00:16:09,997 I got to be on every page. 317 00:16:10,066 --> 00:16:12,500 Made me look much more popular than I was. 318 00:16:12,568 --> 00:16:14,433 Have you seen the kids that do yearbook? 319 00:16:14,503 --> 00:16:16,403 Nerds pick on them. 320 00:16:16,472 --> 00:16:17,996 Some of the best times I had in school 321 00:16:18,074 --> 00:16:19,473 were working on the yearbook. 322 00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:21,635 Well, this just in... 323 00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:23,975 I'm not you. I'm into my own thing. 324 00:16:24,046 --> 00:16:25,536 Your own thing, whatever it is, 325 00:16:25,615 --> 00:16:28,607 got you kicked out of school, and we had to move here 326 00:16:28,684 --> 00:16:31,118 to find a decent school that would take you. 327 00:16:31,187 --> 00:16:32,119 Honey. 328 00:16:35,191 --> 00:16:38,092 Great parenting form. 329 00:16:39,161 --> 00:16:40,856 A little shaky on the dismount. 330 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,497 Cordelia, you haven't been mean to me all day. 331 00:16:46,569 --> 00:16:48,127 Is it something I've done? 332 00:16:48,204 --> 00:16:50,934 OK, see how she has no clue that I'm even a mammal, 333 00:16:51,007 --> 00:16:52,133 much less a human being? 334 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:53,436 I see that. 335 00:16:53,509 --> 00:16:55,170 This is the Invisible Man Syndrome, 336 00:16:55,244 --> 00:16:58,441 a blessing in Cordelia's case, a curse in Buffy's. 337 00:16:58,514 --> 00:17:01,312 You're not invisible to Buffy. 338 00:17:01,384 --> 00:17:02,817 It's worse. I'm just a part of the scenery, 339 00:17:02,885 --> 00:17:03,852 like an old shoe 340 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,478 or a rug that you walk on every day 341 00:17:05,554 --> 00:17:06,885 but don't even really see. 342 00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:07,888 Like a pen 343 00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:09,390 that's all chewed up, 344 00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:10,857 and you know you should throw it away, 345 00:17:10,927 --> 00:17:11,859 but you don't, 346 00:17:11,928 --> 00:17:14,226 not 'cause you like it so much more 347 00:17:14,297 --> 00:17:15,229 'cause you're just used to it... 348 00:17:15,298 --> 00:17:16,390 Well, yeah, that is the point. 349 00:17:16,465 --> 00:17:17,830 You don't have to drive it through my head 350 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:18,924 like a railroad spike. 351 00:17:19,001 --> 00:17:20,798 I'm going to take your advice 352 00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:23,065 and not beat around the bush. 353 00:17:23,139 --> 00:17:24,766 Or I could be wrong. 354 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,831 Maybe you should beat around the bush more. 355 00:17:28,144 --> 00:17:30,078 No. I got to be a man and ask her out. 356 00:17:30,146 --> 00:17:33,513 I got to stop giving her I.D. bracelets, 357 00:17:33,582 --> 00:17:34,708 subtle innuendoes, 358 00:17:34,784 --> 00:17:37,048 taking Polaroids outside of her bedroom window 359 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:38,245 late at night. 360 00:17:38,321 --> 00:17:39,788 That last part is a joke to relieve the tension 361 00:17:39,855 --> 00:17:40,787 because here she comes. 362 00:17:42,325 --> 00:17:43,849 OK, into battle I go. 363 00:17:43,926 --> 00:17:44,915 Would you ask her out for me? 364 00:17:44,994 --> 00:17:49,863 No. Man. Me battle. 365 00:17:49,932 --> 00:17:51,058 Buffy. 366 00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:53,431 Would you like to... 367 00:17:53,502 --> 00:17:55,129 Is that even Cordelia's locker? 368 00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,263 Huh? I don't know. 369 00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:59,467 What I'm saying is accompany me Friday night. 370 00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:00,474 I have to... 371 00:18:00,543 --> 00:18:01,942 We can pick this up later. 372 00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:03,672 You don't mind, do you? 373 00:18:30,072 --> 00:18:31,767 Nice of you to join us, Cordelia. 374 00:18:31,841 --> 00:18:33,604 We didn't keep you waiting or anything, did we? 375 00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:34,608 It's your turn to drive. 376 00:18:34,677 --> 00:18:36,372 OK, people, let's buckle up. 377 00:18:36,445 --> 00:18:38,913 I don't want to drive today, Mr. Pole. 378 00:18:38,981 --> 00:18:41,472 You've flunked Driver's Ed. Twice already. 379 00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:43,677 Show me some moves, or you'll be taking the bus to college. 380 00:18:48,891 --> 00:18:50,859 OK, check the brake. 381 00:18:52,661 --> 00:18:53,685 Check the mirror. 382 00:18:54,697 --> 00:18:56,130 Start the engine. 383 00:18:56,198 --> 00:18:57,130 Hello? 384 00:18:57,199 --> 00:18:59,224 Put the car in drive. 385 00:19:01,003 --> 00:19:03,801 Let's move forward through the cones 386 00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:05,340 with a gentle, even turn to the... 387 00:19:12,014 --> 00:19:12,946 Slow down. 388 00:19:13,015 --> 00:19:14,448 Slow... Slow! Turn right! 389 00:19:17,253 --> 00:19:18,845 Slow down! 390 00:19:23,859 --> 00:19:26,623 Brakes! Brakes! 391 00:19:26,695 --> 00:19:27,627 Brakes! 392 00:19:33,936 --> 00:19:35,062 Everybody out! 393 00:19:56,926 --> 00:19:59,360 My God! I can't see anything! 394 00:19:59,428 --> 00:20:00,417 Oh, God. 395 00:20:00,496 --> 00:20:02,964 What's happening? I can't see anything. 396 00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:07,365 Witchcraft. 397 00:20:07,435 --> 00:20:11,337 Blinding your enemy to disorient and disable them is... it's classic. 398 00:20:11,406 --> 00:20:12,896 First vampires, now witches. 399 00:20:12,974 --> 00:20:16,000 No wonder you can still afford a house in Sunnydale. 400 00:20:16,077 --> 00:20:18,102 Why should someone want to harm Cordelia? 401 00:20:18,179 --> 00:20:20,739 Maybe because they met her? 402 00:20:20,815 --> 00:20:22,646 Did I say that? 403 00:20:22,717 --> 00:20:24,776 And setting Amber ablaze? 404 00:20:24,853 --> 00:20:26,787 Yeah. Those guys don't hang. 405 00:20:26,855 --> 00:20:28,288 They're both cheerleaders. 406 00:20:28,356 --> 00:20:30,347 Someone doesn't like cheerleading? 407 00:20:30,425 --> 00:20:31,585 Or likes it too much. 408 00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:32,786 Amy. 409 00:20:32,861 --> 00:20:33,793 Amy. 410 00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:35,352 So you guys are leaning towards Amy. 411 00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:36,863 She's desperate to get on that team, 412 00:20:36,932 --> 00:20:38,627 and I've had this feeling she'd do just about anything 413 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:39,962 to make her mom's dream come true. 414 00:20:40,035 --> 00:20:42,595 Let me make sure I have this right. 415 00:20:42,671 --> 00:20:45,697 This witch is casting horrible and disfiguring spells 416 00:20:45,774 --> 00:20:48,743 so that she can become a cheerleader? 417 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,778 I think you're underestimating the amount of pressure 418 00:20:50,845 --> 00:20:52,244 a parent can lay on you. 419 00:20:52,314 --> 00:20:55,442 If you're not a picture-perfect carbon copy, they tend to wig. 420 00:20:55,517 --> 00:20:58,816 Cheerleading was kind of her mom's last hurrah. 421 00:20:58,887 --> 00:20:59,945 Look, we still have to stop Amy. 422 00:21:00,021 --> 00:21:01,045 We should grab her and... 423 00:21:01,122 --> 00:21:03,750 I think we should be sure she's the witch 424 00:21:03,825 --> 00:21:05,053 before we arouse her suspicions. 425 00:21:05,126 --> 00:21:07,651 She's capable of some very unpleasant things. 426 00:21:07,729 --> 00:21:10,698 OK, all right, so you're in high school. 427 00:21:10,765 --> 00:21:13,131 You are desperate to make the team and please your mom, 428 00:21:13,201 --> 00:21:14,998 so you turn to witchcraft. 429 00:21:15,070 --> 00:21:16,935 What's the first thing you're gonna do? 430 00:21:17,005 --> 00:21:19,337 Check out the books on witchcraft. 431 00:21:19,407 --> 00:21:20,396 No! 432 00:21:20,475 --> 00:21:22,238 That would be the last thing you would do. 433 00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:23,436 You don't want to leave a paper trail. 434 00:21:23,511 --> 00:21:24,739 Forget that. 435 00:21:24,813 --> 00:21:26,371 It'll just take a minute. 436 00:21:26,448 --> 00:21:27,881 We don't have a minute! 437 00:21:27,949 --> 00:21:30,008 Cheerleaders are in danger. Buffy's in danger. 438 00:21:30,085 --> 00:21:32,019 You were the first alternate. 439 00:21:32,087 --> 00:21:33,611 You are on the team now that Cordelia's out. 440 00:21:33,688 --> 00:21:34,848 You could be next. 441 00:21:34,923 --> 00:21:35,855 We gotta get you to a safe house. 442 00:21:35,924 --> 00:21:36,856 Xander... 443 00:21:36,925 --> 00:21:38,222 Yeah. 444 00:21:38,293 --> 00:21:42,286 "Witches: Historic Roots To Modern Practices." 445 00:21:42,364 --> 00:21:44,798 Checked out by Alexander Harris. 446 00:21:44,866 --> 00:21:45,798 "The Pagan Rites." 447 00:21:45,867 --> 00:21:46,799 Checked out by Alexander... 448 00:21:46,868 --> 00:21:47,800 All right. All right. 449 00:21:47,869 --> 00:21:49,496 It's not what you think. 450 00:21:49,571 --> 00:21:52,165 You like to look at the semi-nude engravings? 451 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,333 Well... 452 00:21:54,409 --> 00:21:55,671 I guess it is what you think. 453 00:21:55,744 --> 00:21:57,268 Have you quite finished? 454 00:21:57,345 --> 00:21:59,074 We have to find a conclusive test. 455 00:21:59,147 --> 00:22:01,843 There may be something in here. 456 00:22:01,916 --> 00:22:03,042 Yes, this should do it. 457 00:22:03,118 --> 00:22:06,815 You'll need some of her hair... 458 00:22:06,888 --> 00:22:10,551 a little quicksilver, and... some aqua fortis. 459 00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,684 Well, that's just mercury and nitric acid. 460 00:22:12,761 --> 00:22:14,285 You can get that in the science lab. 461 00:22:14,362 --> 00:22:16,694 "Heat ingredients and apply to witch. 462 00:22:16,765 --> 00:22:19,393 If a spell has been cast in the previous 48 hours, 463 00:22:19,467 --> 00:22:21,025 the witch's skin turns blue." 464 00:22:21,102 --> 00:22:22,034 Oh, dear. 465 00:22:22,103 --> 00:22:24,731 Only you'll need some eye of newt. 466 00:22:24,873 --> 00:22:29,572 Those of you in track one may begin your dissections... 467 00:22:29,644 --> 00:22:30,872 now. 468 00:22:30,945 --> 00:22:35,211 Those of you in track two, take your hydrochloric acid 469 00:22:35,283 --> 00:22:38,047 and your ammonium hydroxide 470 00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:43,751 and carefully... pour them into... your beakers. 471 00:22:43,825 --> 00:22:45,190 Now slow... slow. 472 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:46,192 I can't. 473 00:22:46,261 --> 00:22:48,695 Counting one... and being safe. 474 00:22:48,763 --> 00:22:50,424 - And you get... - Eye of newt. 475 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,332 That. 476 00:22:53,401 --> 00:22:55,232 How's Buffy doing with the hair? 477 00:22:55,303 --> 00:22:57,533 Isn't this exciting? 478 00:22:57,605 --> 00:22:58,537 Yeah. 479 00:22:58,606 --> 00:23:00,039 Amy, help me. 480 00:23:00,108 --> 00:23:02,338 Which is the hydrochloric acid, 481 00:23:02,410 --> 00:23:04,708 and which is the ammonium hydroxide? 482 00:23:04,779 --> 00:23:07,009 Well, the bottle that says "hydrochloric acid" 483 00:23:07,082 --> 00:23:08,913 is usually the hydrochloric acid. 484 00:23:08,983 --> 00:23:10,416 Read the bottles. 485 00:23:10,485 --> 00:23:11,884 What a concept. 486 00:23:36,778 --> 00:23:39,042 Wave hi to the nice little witch. 487 00:23:51,693 --> 00:23:52,887 All set. 488 00:23:52,961 --> 00:23:54,087 Do you have a plan? 489 00:23:54,162 --> 00:23:57,563 Spill it on her, try and make it look natural. 490 00:23:57,632 --> 00:24:00,760 We're right behind you, only... further back. 491 00:24:00,835 --> 00:24:02,166 Lishanne, can you tell me 492 00:24:02,237 --> 00:24:04,535 why these chemicals have this reaction? 493 00:24:06,641 --> 00:24:08,233 Lishanne? 494 00:24:08,309 --> 00:24:09,241 Are you... 495 00:24:10,411 --> 00:24:11,776 My God. 496 00:24:27,228 --> 00:24:29,958 Did you see? Amy was as freaked out as the rest of us. 497 00:24:30,031 --> 00:24:31,020 So it's not her? 498 00:24:31,099 --> 00:24:32,964 The test was positive. She's our Sabrina. 499 00:24:33,034 --> 00:24:35,093 I just don't think she realizes what she's doing. 500 00:24:35,170 --> 00:24:37,104 Well, should we talk to her? 501 00:24:37,172 --> 00:24:38,537 I think we should talk to her mother. 502 00:24:38,606 --> 00:24:40,574 I wonder if she knows what she's created. 503 00:25:03,831 --> 00:25:05,890 Where are you? 504 00:25:10,605 --> 00:25:13,540 Another productive day in front of the TV? 505 00:25:13,608 --> 00:25:17,044 I got a history report due tomorrow. 506 00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:19,945 Write it. 507 00:25:24,118 --> 00:25:27,281 I should be on that team by now. 508 00:25:27,355 --> 00:25:30,256 Instead, Miss Buffy and friends are sneaking around, 509 00:25:30,325 --> 00:25:32,122 stealing bits of my hair. 510 00:25:38,967 --> 00:25:40,229 I'll be upstairs. 511 00:26:16,703 --> 00:26:19,604 Macho, macho man 512 00:26:19,673 --> 00:26:22,301 I want to be a macho man 513 00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:23,967 Macho... Hey, juice. 514 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,941 Quality juice. Not from concentrate. 515 00:26:29,015 --> 00:26:30,277 You're in a good mood. 516 00:26:30,350 --> 00:26:32,682 I am. I'm on the squad, which is great 517 00:26:32,752 --> 00:26:35,050 'cause I feel like cheering and leading others to cheer. 518 00:26:35,121 --> 00:26:37,112 Hey, juice. 519 00:26:37,190 --> 00:26:38,714 Listen, honey, about yesterday... 520 00:26:38,792 --> 00:26:41,158 That is totally yester. 521 00:26:41,228 --> 00:26:43,719 Besides, it's not like you were wrong, y'know? 522 00:26:43,797 --> 00:26:45,765 I did get kicked out of school. 523 00:26:45,832 --> 00:26:47,766 I'm just wacky that way. 524 00:26:47,834 --> 00:26:49,631 Still, I just want you to know that, 525 00:26:49,703 --> 00:26:51,102 despite the problems you've had... 526 00:26:51,171 --> 00:26:53,071 Mom, you just don't get it. 527 00:26:53,139 --> 00:26:55,573 And, believe me, you don't want it. 528 00:26:55,642 --> 00:26:58,475 You know, there are just some things about being a vampire slayer 529 00:26:58,545 --> 00:26:59,477 that the older generation... 530 00:26:59,546 --> 00:27:00,535 A what? 531 00:27:00,614 --> 00:27:02,309 It's a... long story. 532 00:27:02,382 --> 00:27:04,077 Buffy, are you feeling well? 533 00:27:04,150 --> 00:27:05,811 I'm fine, y'know? 534 00:27:05,885 --> 00:27:07,250 What, I can't be in a good mood? 535 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,311 Like, a new house rule? Fine. 536 00:27:09,389 --> 00:27:11,152 Y'know, I'm just fine, fine, fine, 537 00:27:11,224 --> 00:27:14,125 'cause I'm a macho, macho man 538 00:27:14,194 --> 00:27:16,822 I want to be a macho man 539 00:27:16,896 --> 00:27:19,592 Macho, macho man 540 00:27:19,666 --> 00:27:20,655 I want to be... 541 00:27:22,969 --> 00:27:24,766 5, 8, 7, 8! 542 00:27:29,909 --> 00:27:31,206 Turn up the music! 543 00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,599 Get it together, Buffy! 544 00:27:54,668 --> 00:27:57,535 We have a game in less than four hours. 545 00:27:57,604 --> 00:27:59,504 Willow! Xander! 546 00:27:59,572 --> 00:28:00,800 My buds are here! 547 00:28:00,874 --> 00:28:01,841 I love my buds! 548 00:28:01,908 --> 00:28:03,671 Hi! 549 00:28:03,743 --> 00:28:05,267 Hi... 550 00:28:06,846 --> 00:28:09,679 Is it me, or is Buffy a bit looped? 551 00:28:13,086 --> 00:28:14,849 We'd better get her out of there. 552 00:28:14,921 --> 00:28:17,913 Yeah. Before she... 553 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,884 Hurts someone. 554 00:28:24,631 --> 00:28:26,064 Did I do that? 555 00:28:26,132 --> 00:28:28,566 You are so out of here. 556 00:28:28,635 --> 00:28:29,567 It's not her fault! 557 00:28:29,636 --> 00:28:31,069 She's on medication. 558 00:28:31,137 --> 00:28:32,195 Obviously not enough. 559 00:28:32,272 --> 00:28:34,467 Who's our next alternate? 560 00:28:35,542 --> 00:28:37,840 Amy, you just made cheerleader. 561 00:28:37,911 --> 00:28:39,572 No, no, no, you don't want her. 562 00:28:39,646 --> 00:28:40,874 She's a wiiii... 563 00:28:40,947 --> 00:28:42,744 A wise choice, indeed. 564 00:28:46,219 --> 00:28:47,652 She's a witchy. 565 00:28:47,721 --> 00:28:48,710 Buffy. 566 00:28:48,788 --> 00:28:50,779 I just got kicked off the team, didn't I? 567 00:28:50,857 --> 00:28:52,119 I don't think it was your fault. 568 00:28:52,192 --> 00:28:54,683 I know you don't. That's 'cause you're my friend. 569 00:28:54,761 --> 00:28:57,229 You're my Xander-shaped friend. 570 00:28:57,297 --> 00:29:00,460 Do you have any idea why I love you so, Xander? 571 00:29:00,533 --> 00:29:01,864 - We gotta get her to... - Let her speak. 572 00:29:01,935 --> 00:29:03,266 I'll tell you. 573 00:29:03,336 --> 00:29:06,396 You're not like other boys at all. 574 00:29:06,473 --> 00:29:10,375 You are totally and completely one of the girls. 575 00:29:10,443 --> 00:29:12,434 I'm that comfy with him. 576 00:29:12,512 --> 00:29:13,536 That's great. 577 00:29:13,613 --> 00:29:15,308 Any other guy who would give me a bracelet, 578 00:29:15,382 --> 00:29:18,749 they'd... wanna date me and be like a... 579 00:29:20,954 --> 00:29:23,718 I don't... feel so good. 580 00:29:23,790 --> 00:29:25,257 Buffy? 581 00:29:25,291 --> 00:29:27,926 We've gotta get her to a hospital! 582 00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:29,460 They can't help her. 583 00:29:29,529 --> 00:29:31,520 This is a bloodstone vengeance spell. 584 00:29:31,597 --> 00:29:34,498 Hits the body hard like a quart of alcohol, 585 00:29:34,567 --> 00:29:36,899 and then it eradicates the immune system. 586 00:29:36,969 --> 00:29:39,529 Vengeance spell, like she's trying to get even with Buffy? 587 00:29:39,605 --> 00:29:41,368 'Cause she knows I know she's a witch. 588 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,532 The others she just wanted out of the running. 589 00:29:42,608 --> 00:29:44,542 You she intends to... 590 00:29:44,610 --> 00:29:46,100 Kill. 591 00:29:46,178 --> 00:29:48,578 How much time do we have? 592 00:29:48,648 --> 00:29:49,910 I... I'm sure... 593 00:29:49,982 --> 00:29:52,075 The truth. 594 00:29:52,151 --> 00:29:53,175 Please. 595 00:29:54,420 --> 00:29:57,048 A couple of hours... Three at the most. 596 00:29:57,123 --> 00:29:58,454 Well, how do we reverse the spell? 597 00:29:58,524 --> 00:30:00,549 Well, I've been researching that, 598 00:30:00,626 --> 00:30:02,787 and we can reverse all the spells 599 00:30:02,862 --> 00:30:06,821 if we can just lay our hands on Amy's spell book. 600 00:30:06,899 --> 00:30:08,992 And if we can't get ahold of it? 601 00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:11,730 Well, the other way is to cut the witch's head off. 602 00:30:11,804 --> 00:30:13,066 Show of hands. 603 00:30:13,139 --> 00:30:14,731 It's not Amy's fault. 604 00:30:14,807 --> 00:30:17,935 She only became a witch to survive her mother. 605 00:30:18,010 --> 00:30:20,137 Look, I don't care why. I just care that you go on breathing. 606 00:30:20,212 --> 00:30:23,511 Giles, where would she be casting these spells? 607 00:30:23,583 --> 00:30:25,073 Well, she needs a sacred space. 608 00:30:25,151 --> 00:30:27,949 A pentagram, a large pot. 609 00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:28,952 Her home. 610 00:30:29,021 --> 00:30:30,648 OK. Help me up. 611 00:30:32,191 --> 00:30:34,557 We'll just... go to her house, 612 00:30:34,627 --> 00:30:36,060 and we'll get her book. 613 00:30:36,128 --> 00:30:37,595 OK. We'll go with you. 614 00:30:37,663 --> 00:30:38,823 No. 615 00:30:38,898 --> 00:30:41,423 You guys stay here and keep an eye on Amy. 616 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,365 And keep her away from the science lab. 617 00:30:43,436 --> 00:30:46,098 We'll need it to cast our counterspells. 618 00:31:15,635 --> 00:31:17,865 Who are you? What... Is there something wrong? 619 00:31:17,937 --> 00:31:20,371 Mrs. Madison, we need to talk to you about your daughter. 620 00:31:20,439 --> 00:31:23,374 I'm not allow... You'll have to come back later. 621 00:31:23,442 --> 00:31:24,374 Excuse me. 622 00:31:24,443 --> 00:31:26,104 What?! 623 00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:28,339 You all right? 624 00:31:28,414 --> 00:31:29,847 In here. 625 00:31:29,915 --> 00:31:31,940 Your daughter is meddling with something very dangerous. 626 00:31:32,018 --> 00:31:33,007 Are you aware of that? 627 00:31:33,085 --> 00:31:34,416 I don't know what you're talking about. 628 00:31:34,487 --> 00:31:35,886 I think you know only too well. 629 00:31:35,955 --> 00:31:36,887 You've got to go. 630 00:31:36,956 --> 00:31:38,355 She's gonna be home soon, and... 631 00:31:38,424 --> 00:31:40,392 This girl is very sick. 632 00:31:40,459 --> 00:31:42,427 Now you will shut up, and you will listen to me. 633 00:31:42,495 --> 00:31:45,259 Your daughter has access to some very powerful magic. 634 00:31:45,331 --> 00:31:47,856 Somehow, your obsession with cheerleading... 635 00:31:47,933 --> 00:31:50,197 I don't care about cheerleading! 636 00:31:50,269 --> 00:31:52,703 It's not my fault she's doing stuff. 637 00:31:52,772 --> 00:31:55,570 As her mother, you should assume some responsibility for her actions. 638 00:31:56,642 --> 00:32:02,581 Well... you know, these kids today... 639 00:32:02,648 --> 00:32:04,946 She's out of her mind. 640 00:32:05,017 --> 00:32:06,450 Ever since Dad... 641 00:32:06,519 --> 00:32:09,249 her dad left, I can't control her. 642 00:32:09,321 --> 00:32:10,253 You're afraid of her. 643 00:32:10,322 --> 00:32:11,254 Amy? 644 00:32:15,094 --> 00:32:17,187 Are you Amy? 645 00:32:17,263 --> 00:32:19,561 I don't understand. 646 00:32:19,632 --> 00:32:21,827 She switched. 647 00:32:21,901 --> 00:32:24,062 She switched your bodies, didn't she? 648 00:32:27,006 --> 00:32:28,303 Good Lord. 649 00:32:28,374 --> 00:32:30,968 She wanted to relive her glory days. 650 00:32:33,612 --> 00:32:37,605 She said I was wasting my youth. 651 00:32:37,683 --> 00:32:39,207 So she took it. 652 00:32:43,555 --> 00:32:46,524 I didn't know anything about her powers. 653 00:32:46,592 --> 00:32:49,891 When my dad was here, they would fight and yell, 654 00:32:49,962 --> 00:32:52,226 and he would call her a witch. 655 00:32:52,297 --> 00:32:55,391 And, I mean, I just thought he meant... 656 00:32:55,467 --> 00:32:58,368 God, when he left, I wanted to go with him. 657 00:32:58,437 --> 00:33:00,496 But she wouldn't even let me call. 658 00:33:00,572 --> 00:33:01,664 She went crazy. 659 00:33:01,740 --> 00:33:04,368 I mean, she'd lock herself upstairs for days, 660 00:33:04,443 --> 00:33:06,911 and she was always coming down on me 661 00:33:06,979 --> 00:33:09,311 and telling me I didn't deserve to have it so easy 662 00:33:09,381 --> 00:33:14,284 and that I didn't know how hard it was to be her... 663 00:33:14,353 --> 00:33:18,050 I guess she showed me, huh? 664 00:33:19,591 --> 00:33:22,458 Amy, it's gonna be OK. 665 00:33:24,363 --> 00:33:26,456 A few months ago... 666 00:33:26,532 --> 00:33:30,059 I woke up in her... her bed. 667 00:33:30,135 --> 00:33:32,467 I didn't know where I was, and... 668 00:33:32,538 --> 00:33:35,006 Then I looked in the mirror. 669 00:33:35,074 --> 00:33:36,405 She locked herself upstairs? 670 00:33:36,475 --> 00:33:37,737 - Yes. - Where? 671 00:33:43,215 --> 00:33:46,810 Don't! If she finds out I've been here, she'll kill me. 672 00:33:57,496 --> 00:33:59,225 My God. 673 00:34:02,768 --> 00:34:06,033 I believe we can reverse your mother's spell. 674 00:34:06,105 --> 00:34:08,005 Well, all of them, in fact. 675 00:34:08,073 --> 00:34:09,005 You could? 676 00:34:09,074 --> 00:34:10,701 Really? You could? 677 00:34:10,776 --> 00:34:12,437 We need to find her books. 678 00:34:12,511 --> 00:34:16,311 There'd be specific... volumes she'd need 679 00:34:16,381 --> 00:34:18,781 for this kind of casting. 680 00:34:22,688 --> 00:34:24,019 Collect those dolls 681 00:34:24,089 --> 00:34:25,522 and... any other personal... 682 00:34:29,328 --> 00:34:31,853 Nice... kitty. 683 00:34:33,899 --> 00:34:36,094 Let's see what you were guarding. 684 00:34:37,703 --> 00:34:39,000 Yes. 685 00:34:42,374 --> 00:34:43,807 This is it. 686 00:34:46,645 --> 00:34:48,078 Did we find? 687 00:34:48,147 --> 00:34:49,876 We found. 688 00:34:49,948 --> 00:34:51,108 Come on. 689 00:34:53,385 --> 00:34:54,477 Where are you going? 690 00:34:54,553 --> 00:34:55,815 We're going to school. 691 00:34:55,888 --> 00:34:57,753 And you're coming with us. 692 00:35:35,594 --> 00:35:37,323 I'm going to stop this. 693 00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:38,658 I promise. 694 00:35:42,568 --> 00:35:44,934 You just hang on. 695 00:35:48,507 --> 00:35:49,940 How is she? 696 00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:54,277 We only have a few minutes left. 697 00:35:54,346 --> 00:35:55,711 Go, Sunnydale, go! 698 00:35:55,781 --> 00:35:57,271 Go, Sunnydale, go! 699 00:35:57,349 --> 00:35:59,283 Go! 6, 7, 8... 700 00:35:59,351 --> 00:36:00,784 Go, Sunnydale, go! 701 00:36:00,852 --> 00:36:02,285 Go, Sunnydale, go! 702 00:36:02,354 --> 00:36:03,981 Go, Sunnydale, go! 703 00:36:04,056 --> 00:36:05,353 Go! 6, 7, 8... 704 00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:07,153 Go, Sunnydale, go! 705 00:36:07,226 --> 00:36:08,853 Go, Sunnydale, go! 706 00:36:08,927 --> 00:36:10,451 Go, Sunnydale, go! 707 00:36:10,529 --> 00:36:12,224 Go! 6, 7, 8... 708 00:36:12,297 --> 00:36:13,389 Go, Sunnydale, go! 709 00:36:13,465 --> 00:36:15,262 Go, Sunnydale, go! 710 00:36:15,334 --> 00:36:16,858 Go, Sunnydale, go! 711 00:36:16,935 --> 00:36:17,867 Go! 712 00:36:29,615 --> 00:36:31,048 Right. 713 00:36:31,116 --> 00:36:32,378 Here we go. 714 00:36:34,253 --> 00:36:35,880 The center is dark. 715 00:36:35,954 --> 00:36:38,149 Centrum est obscurus. 716 00:36:38,223 --> 00:36:39,850 The darkness breathes. 717 00:36:39,925 --> 00:36:42,826 Tenebrae respiratis. 718 00:36:42,894 --> 00:36:44,623 The listener hears. 719 00:36:46,665 --> 00:36:48,394 Hear me! 720 00:36:48,467 --> 00:36:51,197 Go! 1, 2, 3, 4, 721 00:36:51,270 --> 00:36:53,135 5, 6, 7, 8! 722 00:36:53,205 --> 00:36:55,002 1, 2, 3... 723 00:36:59,711 --> 00:37:02,612 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 724 00:37:02,681 --> 00:37:03,943 6, 7, 8! 725 00:37:04,016 --> 00:37:06,348 It's... it's working! 726 00:37:08,954 --> 00:37:12,117 Unlock the gate. Let the darkness shine. 727 00:37:12,190 --> 00:37:13,885 Cover us with holy fear. 728 00:37:13,959 --> 00:37:14,948 Show me... 729 00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:40,609 Amy, what's your problem? 730 00:37:56,001 --> 00:37:57,366 She's coming! 731 00:38:00,005 --> 00:38:00,937 Amy. 732 00:38:01,006 --> 00:38:01,938 Get out of my way! 733 00:38:02,007 --> 00:38:03,998 Wait. I need to talk to you. 734 00:38:04,076 --> 00:38:05,338 I can help you. 735 00:38:05,410 --> 00:38:07,071 Help me? 736 00:38:07,145 --> 00:38:08,271 With what? 737 00:38:08,347 --> 00:38:09,575 Well, you know, 738 00:38:09,648 --> 00:38:11,309 your witchcraft? 739 00:38:11,383 --> 00:38:13,749 I know this really good cauldron. 740 00:38:13,819 --> 00:38:15,411 Do you actually ride a broom? 741 00:38:20,592 --> 00:38:21,524 Xander! 742 00:38:25,897 --> 00:38:27,694 Corsheth and Gilail... 743 00:38:27,766 --> 00:38:29,461 the gate is closed. 744 00:38:29,534 --> 00:38:31,764 Receive the dark. 745 00:38:31,837 --> 00:38:33,429 Release the unworthy. 746 00:38:33,505 --> 00:38:37,669 Take of mine energy and be sated! 747 00:38:50,122 --> 00:38:51,851 Be sated. 748 00:38:51,923 --> 00:38:53,424 Release the unworthy. 749 00:39:03,534 --> 00:39:04,558 Release! 750 00:39:06,804 --> 00:39:08,567 Release! 751 00:39:16,814 --> 00:39:17,746 Release! 752 00:39:35,232 --> 00:39:36,164 Buffy? 753 00:39:36,233 --> 00:39:37,165 Amy? 754 00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:40,162 You... You... 755 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,648 You... 756 00:39:51,715 --> 00:39:53,876 You little brat. 757 00:39:53,951 --> 00:39:56,442 Mom... please... 758 00:39:59,456 --> 00:40:02,186 How dare you raise your hand to your mother? 759 00:40:02,259 --> 00:40:03,920 I gave you birth. 760 00:40:03,994 --> 00:40:07,293 I gave up my life so you could drag that worthless carcass around 761 00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:08,956 and call it living? 762 00:40:10,067 --> 00:40:12,535 You've never been anything but trouble. 763 00:40:12,603 --> 00:40:15,265 I'm going to put you where you can't make trouble again. 764 00:40:15,339 --> 00:40:17,569 Guess what? 765 00:40:17,641 --> 00:40:18,938 I feel better. 766 00:40:23,714 --> 00:40:25,341 That body was mine. 767 00:40:26,517 --> 00:40:28,280 Mine! 768 00:40:28,352 --> 00:40:29,580 Grow up. 769 00:40:37,027 --> 00:40:39,757 I shall look upon my enemy... 770 00:40:41,765 --> 00:40:43,756 I shall look upon her, 771 00:40:43,834 --> 00:40:46,769 and the dark place will have her soul. 772 00:40:49,139 --> 00:40:50,970 Corsheth, take her! 773 00:41:16,867 --> 00:41:18,835 Well, that was... 774 00:41:18,902 --> 00:41:19,926 interesting. 775 00:41:24,575 --> 00:41:25,507 You guys OK? 776 00:41:25,576 --> 00:41:26,508 I'm fine. 777 00:41:26,577 --> 00:41:28,807 I assume, the... 778 00:41:28,879 --> 00:41:30,346 All the spells were reversed. 779 00:41:30,414 --> 00:41:32,609 It was my first casting, so... 780 00:41:32,683 --> 00:41:33,980 I may have got it wrong. 781 00:41:34,051 --> 00:41:36,485 You saved my life. You were a god. 782 00:41:36,553 --> 00:41:38,646 Well, I didn't think you'd pull it off. 783 00:41:38,722 --> 00:41:40,053 I got her! I got her! Cut her head off! 784 00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:41,681 Xander, what are you doing? 785 00:41:41,758 --> 00:41:43,316 Saving you? 786 00:41:43,393 --> 00:41:45,520 Get your hands off of her. 787 00:41:45,596 --> 00:41:47,359 But she's evil. 788 00:41:47,431 --> 00:41:49,456 It wasn't exactly her. 789 00:41:49,533 --> 00:41:51,797 I was my mom. 790 00:41:52,869 --> 00:41:53,893 Where is she? 791 00:41:53,971 --> 00:41:56,064 Hey, Willow, it's cool. 792 00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:57,504 It is? 793 00:41:57,574 --> 00:41:59,633 Yeah. I took care of it. 794 00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:08,549 I don't get it. 795 00:42:08,619 --> 00:42:10,416 What? 796 00:42:10,487 --> 00:42:12,921 I've been doing a lot of thinking about... 797 00:42:12,990 --> 00:42:15,823 where you're coming from, how to relate to you. 798 00:42:15,892 --> 00:42:18,156 And I've come to a very simple conclusion. 799 00:42:18,228 --> 00:42:19,718 I don't get it. 800 00:42:19,796 --> 00:42:21,696 I'm inscrutable, huh? 801 00:42:21,765 --> 00:42:24,563 You're sixteen. 802 00:42:24,635 --> 00:42:27,604 I think there's a biological imperative 803 00:42:27,671 --> 00:42:30,868 whereby I can't understand you because I'm not sixteen. 804 00:42:30,941 --> 00:42:34,206 Do you ever wish you could be sixteen again? 805 00:42:36,046 --> 00:42:37,911 That's a frightful notion. 806 00:42:37,981 --> 00:42:39,778 Go through all that again? 807 00:42:39,850 --> 00:42:42,375 Not even if it helped me understand you. 808 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,085 I love you, Mom. 809 00:42:50,661 --> 00:42:52,029 I don't get it. 810 00:42:52,029 --> 00:42:52,586 I don't get it. 811 00:42:52,663 --> 00:42:54,756 My dad is so impossible. 812 00:42:54,831 --> 00:42:57,356 He doesn't ever want me going anywhere! 813 00:42:57,434 --> 00:43:00,198 He wants to spend total quantity time together. 814 00:43:00,270 --> 00:43:02,932 And I'm like, "Dad, I can go out. It's perfectly safe." 815 00:43:03,006 --> 00:43:05,702 But he's got all this guilt about leaving me with my mom, 816 00:43:05,776 --> 00:43:07,471 and he's being a total pain. 817 00:43:07,544 --> 00:43:08,977 You're loving it. 818 00:43:09,046 --> 00:43:10,707 Every single minute. 819 00:43:10,781 --> 00:43:15,650 This Saturday night, he wants to stay in and make brownies... 820 00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,745 Well, the brownies were my idea. 821 00:43:18,822 --> 00:43:22,622 Hey, I'm really sorry you guys got bumped back to alternate. 822 00:43:22,693 --> 00:43:24,558 Hold it. Wait. 823 00:43:24,628 --> 00:43:26,061 No, I'm not. 824 00:43:26,129 --> 00:43:28,859 Well, I know I'll miss the intellectual thrill 825 00:43:28,932 --> 00:43:30,866 of spelling out words with my arms. 826 00:43:30,934 --> 00:43:33,266 These grapes are sour. 827 00:43:33,336 --> 00:43:35,395 I'm sorry. 828 00:43:35,472 --> 00:43:37,736 I forgot that you wanted to be on the squad. 829 00:43:37,808 --> 00:43:39,298 Hey, that's OK. 830 00:43:39,376 --> 00:43:41,776 Cheerleading's just a little too hairy for me these days. 831 00:43:41,845 --> 00:43:43,403 That's for sure. 832 00:43:45,449 --> 00:43:46,916 Catherine the Great. 833 00:43:48,518 --> 00:43:51,043 And there's been no sign of her? 834 00:43:51,121 --> 00:43:55,285 That last spell, she said I'd never make trouble again. 835 00:43:55,358 --> 00:43:58,919 Wherever she is, I don't think we'll have to worry. 836 00:44:01,298 --> 00:44:02,492 Twisted. 837 00:44:04,634 --> 00:44:06,932 I'm just happy to have my body back. 838 00:44:07,003 --> 00:44:09,028 I'm thinking of getting fat. 839 00:44:09,106 --> 00:44:11,734 You know, I hear that look's in for spring.