1 00:02:23,607 --> 00:02:25,165 We've caned these. 2 00:02:30,327 --> 00:02:33,080 < Don't give me no more. 3 00:02:33,127 --> 00:02:34,765 No problem. 4 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:37,806 GUNSHOT 5 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:43,524 Why do they keep coming towards the house like that?. 6 00:02:43,567 --> 00:02:45,478 I'm glad they do. Easier to pick off. 7 00:02:45,527 --> 00:02:47,006 Yeah, but why?. 8 00:02:48,327 --> 00:02:52,115 Some kind of primitive intuition, maybe. 9 00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:54,601 They feel the need to be near us. 10 00:02:54,647 --> 00:02:58,765 Don't forget, this place used to be like a church to them. 11 00:02:59,767 --> 00:03:01,485 Maybe they can just smell bullshit. 12 00:03:01,527 --> 00:03:03,677 GUN CLlCKS 13 00:03:06,607 --> 00:03:08,404 (Veronica) Get him. 14 00:03:11,727 --> 00:03:13,160 Right, that's the last of 'em. > 15 00:03:13,207 --> 00:03:16,836 Clear for now. Just the ones we can't see and those at the gates. 16 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:22,846 HOWLlNG, SCREAM lNG 17 00:03:28,767 --> 00:03:30,997 THUNDER RUMBLlNG 18 00:03:36,887 --> 00:03:39,003 SNARLlNG 19 00:03:40,647 --> 00:03:42,126 LOUD GROWLlNG 20 00:03:52,647 --> 00:03:54,205 DOOR RATTLlNG 21 00:03:54,247 --> 00:03:56,317 Fuck this. Fuck this. 22 00:04:04,927 --> 00:04:06,406 Yes. Right. 23 00:04:07,407 --> 00:04:09,557 Right. Right, right. 24 00:04:09,607 --> 00:04:11,199 WHlMPERlNG 25 00:04:14,807 --> 00:04:16,240 That's a light machine. > 26 00:04:16,287 --> 00:04:18,118 It's not a machine, it's a lamp. 27 00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:20,397 Well, it lights up the room. 28 00:04:20,447 --> 00:04:23,086 Well, it's dead now. 29 00:04:23,127 --> 00:04:25,482 It's bad for the environment, wasting light. 30 00:04:25,527 --> 00:04:27,119 I'm not wasting it. 31 00:04:28,127 --> 00:04:30,038 I'm turning it into something else. 32 00:04:30,087 --> 00:04:32,203 What, like recycling?. > 33 00:04:32,247 --> 00:04:33,726 If you like. 34 00:04:34,727 --> 00:04:36,604 Then that's OK. 35 00:04:51,807 --> 00:04:53,240 It's only 36 miles. 36 00:04:53,287 --> 00:04:56,245 That's a long way on foot with those things around. 37 00:04:56,287 --> 00:04:58,801 I'm not just going to sit here, am l?. 38 00:04:58,847 --> 00:05:00,963 - You won't make it. - I can't not try. 39 00:05:01,007 --> 00:05:02,725 I mean, I can see her, do you know what I mean?. 40 00:05:02,767 --> 00:05:05,804 Look, I can't just stay here and play farmhouse kitchen with you. 41 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,678 Look, we've got to think long-term. 42 00:05:07,727 --> 00:05:08,682 No. 43 00:05:08,727 --> 00:05:10,479 We're away from the cities. 44 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:12,165 There's a wall around these grounds. 45 00:05:12,207 --> 00:05:15,119 We can eat veg from the garden and catch fish in the river. 46 00:05:15,167 --> 00:05:16,805 What river?. 47 00:05:18,607 --> 00:05:21,075 SCREAM lNG 48 00:05:21,127 --> 00:05:23,482 Stand up. Fucking stand up. Stand up! 49 00:05:23,527 --> 00:05:24,960 Go over to the door. 50 00:05:25,007 --> 00:05:25,962 Move! 51 00:05:26,007 --> 00:05:27,884 Listen to me. 52 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:30,646 Stand there. Put your hand on the door, on the fucking handle. 53 00:05:30,687 --> 00:05:33,201 - I don't like it. - Shut up and listen. 54 00:05:33,247 --> 00:05:36,956 You're gonna open that door and you are gonna slam it, 55 00:05:37,007 --> 00:05:40,556 fucking slam it on her when she's halfway in. 56 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:42,404 Do you understand what "halfway" is?. 57 00:05:42,447 --> 00:05:44,244 Do you understand?. 58 00:05:44,287 --> 00:05:47,279 - Say, "Yes, I understand." - Yes. 59 00:05:47,327 --> 00:05:49,124 Then are you ready?. 60 00:05:49,167 --> 00:05:51,283 I don't like it. 61 00:05:51,327 --> 00:05:52,760 It is this, 62 00:05:52,807 --> 00:05:55,275 or we take it in turns shitting in the bin 63 00:05:55,327 --> 00:05:57,204 until we starve to death. 64 00:05:57,247 --> 00:06:00,876 Does that appeal?. No?. Then are you ready?. 65 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:05,000 Do not fuck this up. All right?. 66 00:06:05,047 --> 00:06:06,605 WHl MPERlNG Get ready. > 67 00:06:06,647 --> 00:06:07,762 CRYlNG 68 00:06:07,807 --> 00:06:08,876 Now! 69 00:06:08,927 --> 00:06:10,406 SCREAM lNG 70 00:06:20,087 --> 00:06:22,647 Oh, my God. You killed her. 71 00:06:22,687 --> 00:06:24,359 You've killed her. 72 00:06:24,407 --> 00:06:26,682 You've killed Davina. 73 00:06:29,087 --> 00:06:31,601 I hired her. I can do what I like. 74 00:06:33,607 --> 00:06:35,438 Oh, my God. 75 00:06:38,007 --> 00:06:39,998 Result! 76 00:06:41,007 --> 00:06:42,963 Why didn't you tell me this ran into the grounds?. 77 00:06:43,007 --> 00:06:44,520 You're the genius with the map. 78 00:06:45,527 --> 00:06:47,006 This is the Blackwater. 79 00:06:47,047 --> 00:06:49,481 Runs around the back of the studios. 80 00:06:49,527 --> 00:06:51,438 - Yeah, so?. - That's fate, that is. 81 00:06:51,487 --> 00:06:53,000 We're safe here! 82 00:06:54,407 --> 00:06:56,557 And I have got to go. 83 00:06:57,807 --> 00:06:58,922 Well! 84 00:06:58,967 --> 00:07:01,003 You can't just stay here on your own. Alex! 85 00:07:22,727 --> 00:07:25,639 GROWLlNG, CHOMPlNG 86 00:07:38,127 --> 00:07:41,915 CHOMPlNG, GROWLlNG 87 00:07:46,407 --> 00:07:47,886 ENGlNE REWlNG 88 00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:51,038 I packed your bag. 89 00:07:52,047 --> 00:07:53,446 Thank you. 90 00:07:54,887 --> 00:07:57,355 What's with the axe?. Where's the gun?. 91 00:07:57,407 --> 00:07:58,442 No ammo. 92 00:07:58,487 --> 00:08:00,364 There is. You said there's one bullet left. 93 00:08:02,247 --> 00:08:04,078 I only said that to make you feel better. 94 00:08:06,567 --> 00:08:09,604 What would you have done if one of those things was in there?. 95 00:08:09,647 --> 00:08:11,683 Outrun you. LAUGHlNG 96 00:08:12,767 --> 00:08:14,246 Right. 97 00:08:16,567 --> 00:08:18,046 REWlNG ENGlNE 98 00:08:29,527 --> 00:08:30,323 Heat. 99 00:08:30,367 --> 00:08:31,846 Pressure. 100 00:08:33,127 --> 00:08:34,560 Nuts. 101 00:08:34,607 --> 00:08:35,926 Zoo. 102 00:08:35,967 --> 00:08:40,404 Nuts and Zoo man?. Now that is the axis of wanking. 103 00:08:40,447 --> 00:08:42,677 - Oh, Nando's. - McD's. 104 00:08:42,727 --> 00:08:45,161 - Classy. - Let me tell you something, yeah?. 105 00:08:45,207 --> 00:08:47,721 When you wake up and you've got a massive hangover, 106 00:08:47,767 --> 00:08:50,361 there is nothing better than a good Egg McMuffin. 107 00:08:50,407 --> 00:08:51,556 Yeah, I'll give you that. 108 00:08:51,607 --> 00:08:52,562 Kill or cure, innit?. 109 00:08:52,607 --> 00:08:54,040 Come on, we're off track here. 110 00:08:54,087 --> 00:08:56,396 - EastEnders. - Lost. 111 00:08:56,447 --> 00:08:57,880 Doctor Who. 112 00:08:57,927 --> 00:08:59,485 It's a kids' show. 113 00:08:59,567 --> 00:09:01,478 - It's not a kids' show. - It is. 114 00:09:01,527 --> 00:09:03,279 - The Sopranos. - No, already finished. 115 00:09:03,327 --> 00:09:05,124 We're talking about things that have ended prematurely 116 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:06,600 because of this mess. 117 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:09,684 Come on, Jops. If you want to play, get it right. 118 00:09:09,727 --> 00:09:11,160 YouTube. 119 00:09:11,207 --> 00:09:12,640 Facebook. 120 00:09:12,687 --> 00:09:15,360 Oh, shit. MySpace! 121 00:09:15,407 --> 00:09:16,806 Amazon. 122 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,326 Now you're on it! 123 00:09:20,847 --> 00:09:23,281 - Is this where you make Big Brother?. - Yes. 124 00:09:23,327 --> 00:09:25,204 Oh, my God. 125 00:09:26,287 --> 00:09:29,040 - Oh, my God! - Shut up. 126 00:09:30,567 --> 00:09:32,000 She's a new one. 127 00:09:32,047 --> 00:09:34,322 Hello?. Hello?. 128 00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:36,756 Hello. Is this even working?. Hello?. 129 00:09:36,807 --> 00:09:39,446 PA: Hello?. Hello?. 130 00:09:39,487 --> 00:09:41,125 - It's a voice. - Oh, my God. 131 00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:42,600 Oh, my God, we're being rescued! 132 00:09:42,647 --> 00:09:44,239 YELLlNG, CHEERlNG 133 00:09:44,287 --> 00:09:46,596 Hello?. Ssh, ssh, ssh. Stop. 134 00:09:46,647 --> 00:09:48,524 - Listen! - Is that one of the Big Brother voices?. 135 00:09:48,567 --> 00:09:49,636 Patrick, is that you?. 136 00:09:49,687 --> 00:09:51,917 Yeah, yeah, it's me, um... 137 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:54,117 - Kelly! - Kelly. That's it. Listen. 138 00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:55,998 We are trapped in the gallery. 139 00:09:56,047 --> 00:09:57,719 We?. Who are you with?. Are you OK?. 140 00:09:57,767 --> 00:10:00,440 - Hello, Space! - Pippa?. No way! 141 00:10:00,487 --> 00:10:04,162 I was stuck in the room, and he done a poo and it stank! 142 00:10:04,207 --> 00:10:06,801 What the fuck... is wrong with you?. 143 00:10:08,687 --> 00:10:11,440 (Patrick) Listen, fuck the reunion. You've gotta get us out of here. 144 00:10:11,487 --> 00:10:13,398 Can you make your way across the car park?. 145 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:14,880 - Is it safe?. - lsh. 146 00:10:14,927 --> 00:10:16,804 - lsh?. - We've closed the main gates, 147 00:10:16,847 --> 00:10:18,519 and cleared most of those in the compound. 148 00:10:18,567 --> 00:10:20,842 - What do you mean, "cleared"?. - That'll be me. 149 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,161 SHOOTlNG NOlSES 150 00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:25,005 - Where the fuck did that come from?. - It's a long story. 151 00:10:25,047 --> 00:10:26,605 Fine. Just come and get us out, then. 152 00:10:26,647 --> 00:10:27,716 We can't. 153 00:10:27,767 --> 00:10:29,917 We are trapped in here! 154 00:10:29,967 --> 00:10:31,639 How many of those things are up there?. 155 00:10:31,687 --> 00:10:33,723 It's one thing shooting from here, another heading out there. 156 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:36,122 Says the man with the gun to me with the pointy stick! 157 00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:37,725 I'm sorry, mate, it's not worth the risk! 158 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,200 Fuck you. 159 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,760 - What's he doing?. - What are you doing?. 160 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,241 - What are you playing at?. - Put the shutters up! 161 00:10:43,287 --> 00:10:45,164 - Is this guy for real?. - Patrick. 162 00:10:45,207 --> 00:10:48,563 Right. No dialogue, just instant abuse of human rights. 163 00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:51,246 Oh, fuck off, Shami Chakrabati. 164 00:10:51,287 --> 00:10:52,242 Try this. 165 00:10:52,287 --> 00:10:56,041 ALARM WAlLlNG, ROOSTER CROWlNG Oh, my God! Patrick! 166 00:10:56,087 --> 00:10:57,998 - What are you doing?. - Shut up. 167 00:10:58,047 --> 00:10:59,924 ALARMS BLARlNG Stop it! 168 00:10:59,967 --> 00:11:01,525 Whose house do you think you're standing in, 169 00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:03,683 you stupid speck of shit?. 170 00:11:03,727 --> 00:11:05,718 ALARM WAlLlNG, ROOSTER CROWlNG 171 00:11:07,727 --> 00:11:10,525 (Kelly) Patrick! We're coming to get you. 172 00:11:10,567 --> 00:11:11,716 Thank you. 173 00:11:11,767 --> 00:11:13,837 ALARM STOPS Bollocks! 174 00:11:13,887 --> 00:11:16,355 - But Pippa's there as well. - You can't go up there, man. 175 00:11:16,407 --> 00:11:17,920 We've got guns. They haven't. 176 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:20,922 SlGHlNG 177 00:11:20,967 --> 00:11:23,083 Stay here, then. GUN RELOADlNG 178 00:11:23,127 --> 00:11:24,606 Space?. 179 00:11:42,967 --> 00:11:43,956 GROWLlNG 180 00:11:49,247 --> 00:11:50,680 I've got you covered! 181 00:12:13,487 --> 00:12:14,681 GASPlNG 182 00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:17,080 Don't worry about it. It's just Brian. 183 00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:19,516 TEARlNG, CLAWlNG 184 00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:26,639 (Kelly) Fuck, it is Brian. 185 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,126 Come on. 186 00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:37,603 Come on. You took your time. 187 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,286 We should pass by an old abbey. 188 00:12:56,327 --> 00:12:58,363 And then some woods half a mile later. 189 00:12:58,407 --> 00:12:59,965 The studio's behind there. 190 00:13:00,007 --> 00:13:01,565 All right. 191 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,722 So what's the best way back down?. 192 00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:19,122 What am l, fucking invisible?. I'm talking to you. 193 00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,282 PlPPA AND SPACE LAUGHlNG 194 00:13:20,327 --> 00:13:22,045 (Patrick) Fucking hell. 195 00:13:22,087 --> 00:13:24,965 Yeah, what are you looking for?. Crown Court?. Come on. 196 00:13:25,007 --> 00:13:26,042 It's worth a try. 197 00:13:26,087 --> 00:13:27,520 - I heard something on the radio. - What?. 198 00:13:27,567 --> 00:13:29,205 - Some foreign stuff. - Saying what?. 199 00:13:29,247 --> 00:13:30,680 I don't know! I don't speak foreigner. 200 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,683 You know, a foreign voice is good enough for me. 201 00:13:32,727 --> 00:13:34,922 We're gonna find the nearest port, and get out of Britain. 202 00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:36,400 - Come on. - We can't. 203 00:13:36,447 --> 00:13:38,039 Why not?.! 204 00:13:38,087 --> 00:13:39,566 You'll see. 205 00:13:42,847 --> 00:13:44,917 - Oh, fuck. - Oh, my God. 206 00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:46,446 I don't like it. 207 00:13:47,567 --> 00:13:49,000 They just keep coming. 208 00:13:49,047 --> 00:13:50,526 DlSTANT CRYlNG, SCREAM lNG 209 00:13:54,087 --> 00:13:57,762 Look, it's still not safe here. We should get back into the house. 210 00:13:57,807 --> 00:13:59,240 Oh, fuck. 211 00:13:59,287 --> 00:14:01,278 It's the best place to be right now. 212 00:14:01,327 --> 00:14:02,806 RATTLlNG, YELLlNG 213 00:14:14,847 --> 00:14:18,157 Shit, that's one of them, er..."water door"' things, innit?. 214 00:14:18,207 --> 00:14:21,005 A lock, yeah. Hurry. 215 00:14:21,047 --> 00:14:23,356 - Everyone, this is Patrick. - Hi, Patrick. 216 00:14:23,407 --> 00:14:25,363 Oh, fuck it. 217 00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:29,156 - Fucking starving. - So are we. 218 00:14:29,207 --> 00:14:30,401 Patrick, it's gotta last. 219 00:14:30,447 --> 00:14:32,085 You've got a Biodome. 220 00:14:32,127 --> 00:14:33,924 Grow some fucking courgettes or something. 221 00:14:33,967 --> 00:14:34,922 Here. 222 00:14:34,967 --> 00:14:37,162 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not in here. I'm trying to give up. 223 00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:38,196 They won't listen. 224 00:14:38,247 --> 00:14:40,556 Take it outside, you dirty bastard. 225 00:14:40,607 --> 00:14:43,405 WHlSPERlNG What?. 226 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:44,641 Pass me that peanut butter. 227 00:14:44,687 --> 00:14:47,076 What's the magic word?. 228 00:14:47,127 --> 00:14:48,765 Fuck off. 229 00:14:50,007 --> 00:14:52,077 - What the...?. - Fucking hell. 230 00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:09,725 FLlES BUZZlNG 231 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:19,483 MACHlNERY WlNDlNG 232 00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:31,646 GROWLlNG 233 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:41,796 SCREAMlNG 234 00:15:44,647 --> 00:15:46,683 SQUEALlNG 235 00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,046 SCREAMlNG 236 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,284 GASPlNG Fuck! 237 00:16:11,527 --> 00:16:13,006 MOANlNG, GASPlNG 238 00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:31,841 You all right?. 239 00:16:57,327 --> 00:16:59,204 Do it. 240 00:17:07,687 --> 00:17:09,279 I liked our farmhouse. 241 00:17:13,527 --> 00:17:14,880 I'm so sorry. 242 00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:17,559 I know. 243 00:18:05,047 --> 00:18:06,480 ENGlNE STOPS 244 00:18:06,527 --> 00:18:08,006 Fuck! 245 00:18:20,527 --> 00:18:22,006 THUNDER RUMBLlNG 246 00:18:40,847 --> 00:18:42,758 (Kelly) Look who's off the fag wagon. 247 00:18:42,807 --> 00:18:45,924 Guy's a dickhead. You don't wanna work under that. 248 00:18:45,967 --> 00:18:48,197 Yeah, just let him walk it out. 249 00:18:48,247 --> 00:18:50,761 Poor bastard's got a lot to come to terms with. 250 00:18:50,807 --> 00:18:51,762 (Veronica) And who ain't?. 251 00:18:51,807 --> 00:18:53,240 The whole world's gone fucking tits up, 252 00:18:53,287 --> 00:18:54,720 and we don't even know why. 253 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,804 (Marky) It's a terrorist attack. (Space) No, it's bigger than that. 254 00:18:57,847 --> 00:19:01,840 "And the sea gave up the dead which were in it. 255 00:19:01,887 --> 00:19:04,799 "And death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them. 256 00:19:04,847 --> 00:19:08,362 "And they were judged, every man, according to their works." 257 00:19:08,407 --> 00:19:10,921 Judgement Day. 258 00:19:10,967 --> 00:19:12,082 It's in the Bible. 259 00:19:12,127 --> 00:19:13,560 You can't wheel out the Bible. 260 00:19:13,607 --> 00:19:16,167 - I thought you was an atheist. - Yes. 261 00:19:16,207 --> 00:19:18,482 You trying to say that God's punishing us for something?. 262 00:19:18,527 --> 00:19:20,597 - No, I'm not saying God... 263 00:19:20,647 --> 00:19:23,115 If it's lraq, I never agreed to that in the first place. 264 00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:25,886 That wouldn't be fair. Or the other place. Palestinia. 265 00:19:25,927 --> 00:19:28,441 I'm not even saying there is a god. 266 00:19:28,487 --> 00:19:31,559 But if there is, maybe all this is happening 267 00:19:31,607 --> 00:19:36,886 because he or she or it is judging our culture 268 00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:39,282 and smiting us accordingly. 269 00:19:39,327 --> 00:19:41,397 Yeah, but why be such a cunt about it?. 270 00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:07,846 Whoa! Fuck! 271 00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:14,200 Oh, fuck! 272 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,884 GROWLlNG, SNARLlNG 273 00:20:32,807 --> 00:20:34,525 SNARLlNG, GROWLlNG 274 00:20:44,727 --> 00:20:46,957 It's like a losers' convention in here. 275 00:20:47,007 --> 00:20:48,360 Proud of yourselves?. 276 00:20:48,407 --> 00:20:49,362 Want another fag, Patrick?. 277 00:20:49,407 --> 00:20:50,965 Oddly enough, I don't, Kathy. 278 00:20:51,007 --> 00:20:52,076 - Kelly. - Yeah, whatever. 279 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:54,846 - We need an escape plan. - Like we haven't thought of that. 280 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,799 Think of it as a task, if that helps. 281 00:20:57,847 --> 00:20:59,326 Come on, we should hit the road! 282 00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:01,164 We can't get to the road no more. 283 00:21:01,207 --> 00:21:02,799 You haven't fucking tried! 284 00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:04,963 Patrick, I agree with you. Patrick. 285 00:21:05,007 --> 00:21:06,486 I agree with you. I do. 286 00:21:06,527 --> 00:21:07,960 But there's no way through those gates. 287 00:21:08,007 --> 00:21:08,962 You've seen them. 288 00:21:09,007 --> 00:21:11,237 We've got the keys to a van. So we'll just drive. 289 00:21:11,287 --> 00:21:13,243 - We'll drive away! - We can't just drive past. 290 00:21:13,287 --> 00:21:16,245 All right?. They won't step aside like some fucking chambermaids. 291 00:21:16,287 --> 00:21:17,766 We'll just, we'll... 292 00:21:19,287 --> 00:21:21,198 We'll distract them! 293 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:23,807 We'll distract them. We'll bait them away, OK?. 294 00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,439 We'll bait them away from the gates long enough 295 00:21:25,487 --> 00:21:27,000 and then we'll drive straight through. 296 00:21:27,047 --> 00:21:28,400 (Space) With what?. A ball of string?. 297 00:21:28,447 --> 00:21:30,358 Look, they eat flesh, don't they?. 298 00:21:30,407 --> 00:21:33,444 Right?. That's what they eat. We'll give them some. 299 00:21:33,487 --> 00:21:36,957 There's a man-sized portion of Pedigree Chum laying right there. 300 00:21:37,007 --> 00:21:38,804 - Fuck off! - We'll chop 'em up. 301 00:21:38,847 --> 00:21:40,565 SCREAM lNG We'll chop 'em up! 302 00:21:40,607 --> 00:21:43,246 We'll toss the best bits to the fucking ghoulies. 303 00:21:43,287 --> 00:21:45,847 They'll run after that. Munch, munch, thanks very much. 304 00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:47,320 We'll drive straight through. 305 00:21:47,367 --> 00:21:48,356 You're not doing that. 306 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:51,524 I didn't say it was gonna be a genteel parlour game, 307 00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:53,159 you titted fucking idiot. 308 00:21:53,207 --> 00:21:56,165 But it is worth a pissing shot! 309 00:21:56,207 --> 00:21:58,038 No. No, no, no, it's not. 310 00:22:00,287 --> 00:22:04,519 Actually, I think we should at least consider it. 311 00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:08,078 (Kelly) What?. 312 00:22:12,167 --> 00:22:13,646 Fucking hell. 313 00:22:37,527 --> 00:22:39,119 You should come and help me with this! 314 00:22:39,167 --> 00:22:40,998 It's not as bad as it looks! 315 00:22:41,047 --> 00:22:42,526 Bunch of cowards. > 316 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:45,918 I'll do it. I'll fucking do it. > 317 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:50,725 Have that. Lovely. 318 00:22:51,727 --> 00:22:53,206 Look at that. 319 00:22:56,967 --> 00:22:58,446 SHUDDERlNG 320 00:22:59,927 --> 00:23:01,918 What's the fucking matter with you?. 321 00:23:01,967 --> 00:23:04,435 Bloody backwards fucking livestock. 322 00:23:04,487 --> 00:23:05,920 GROANlNG Hey?. > 323 00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:08,765 Think you've still got a fucking audience?. Do you?. > 324 00:23:08,807 --> 00:23:11,082 What are you gonna do?. Fucking sit here?. 325 00:23:11,127 --> 00:23:16,440 Breathing in each other's fucking bum clouds until the sky falls in?. 326 00:23:16,487 --> 00:23:19,763 Pardon me, but I am a fucking... 327 00:23:19,807 --> 00:23:22,924 bit more fucking ambitious than that. 328 00:23:22,967 --> 00:23:26,403 A bit more fucking ambitious, thank you very much. 329 00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:28,244 Come here, you. > 330 00:23:28,287 --> 00:23:32,485 If you had to fucking work for a living, 331 00:23:32,527 --> 00:23:34,961 instead of trying to do a fucking quick fix. 332 00:23:35,007 --> 00:23:35,962 Hey?. 333 00:23:36,007 --> 00:23:37,918 "Look at me! Look how famous I am! 334 00:23:37,967 --> 00:23:40,162 "I've been a twat on telly for two months." 335 00:23:40,207 --> 00:23:42,767 Maybe you'd know what that means?. 336 00:23:42,807 --> 00:23:45,958 But, no. Want it now, want it fucking now. 337 00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:47,565 Well, come and get it. 338 00:23:47,607 --> 00:23:48,562 CRYlNG 339 00:23:48,607 --> 00:23:51,075 Get this fucking bit out here. > 340 00:23:51,127 --> 00:23:52,560 Look at that! 341 00:23:52,607 --> 00:23:53,801 Precision! 342 00:23:53,847 --> 00:23:56,281 Bit of precision and pride in your job. 343 00:23:56,327 --> 00:23:58,079 It's not a lot to ask, is it?. 344 00:23:58,127 --> 00:23:59,719 SOBBlNG 345 00:24:03,447 --> 00:24:05,915 Don't even know what that is. 346 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:08,920 SOBBlNG 347 00:24:08,967 --> 00:24:12,755 Look at this! What is that?. > 348 00:24:13,767 --> 00:24:16,645 Stop fucking crying. This is an escape plan. 349 00:24:24,527 --> 00:24:26,279 DOOR OPENlNG 350 00:24:31,527 --> 00:24:34,325 Kel! Are you gonna let this fruitcake get away with this bullshit?. 351 00:24:40,287 --> 00:24:41,720 He's right. 352 00:24:41,767 --> 00:24:42,722 THUNDER RUMBLlNG 353 00:24:42,767 --> 00:24:45,759 Look, I'm sorry, but he is. It's worth trying. Space! 354 00:24:45,807 --> 00:24:47,286 Space! 355 00:25:04,887 --> 00:25:07,276 Oh, got a live one. 356 00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:17,837 GUNSHOT 357 00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:26,696 Oi! I'm... I'm a normal person! 358 00:25:26,747 --> 00:25:28,624 Coulda sworn this one said summat. 359 00:25:30,587 --> 00:25:32,259 I'm normal! 360 00:25:32,307 --> 00:25:34,901 Heh! Says he's normal! 361 00:25:34,947 --> 00:25:36,346 SHOOTlNG 362 00:25:36,387 --> 00:25:38,901 - Don't fucking shoot, then! - Do ya mean?. 363 00:25:38,947 --> 00:25:40,539 I'm a normal person! 364 00:25:40,587 --> 00:25:42,942 Riq. Riq! 365 00:25:44,347 --> 00:25:45,860 - Riq! - Kelly?. 366 00:25:45,907 --> 00:25:48,102 < Riq! 367 00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:49,739 Who the fuck's Riq?. 368 00:25:49,787 --> 00:25:51,664 Oh! Come on! 369 00:25:51,707 --> 00:25:53,265 Come on! 370 00:25:53,307 --> 00:25:55,457 Riq! 371 00:25:58,067 --> 00:26:00,058 MOANlNG 372 00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:04,657 LAUGHlNG 373 00:26:04,707 --> 00:26:06,299 Yes! 374 00:26:09,627 --> 00:26:12,300 - You stink! - Come here. 375 00:26:13,307 --> 00:26:14,899 Ooh! 376 00:26:18,467 --> 00:26:20,423 What do you reckon?. Gonna need more than this?. 377 00:26:20,467 --> 00:26:22,617 CHUCKLlNG 378 00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:24,100 Oh! 379 00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:26,183 - It's so good to see you. - Stink, do l?. 380 00:26:26,227 --> 00:26:28,024 Do I stink?. 381 00:26:28,067 --> 00:26:31,025 Let's get you washed up and start thinking about where we can go. 382 00:26:31,067 --> 00:26:32,625 What?. 383 00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:35,784 Well, you came from somewhere. There's places that it's safe, right?. 384 00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:37,306 It's fucked out there. 385 00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:40,775 - Yeah, but... - It's completely fucked up. 386 00:26:40,827 --> 00:26:43,102 Well, I mean, how far did you go?. There's... 387 00:26:43,147 --> 00:26:45,820 No, listen, this thing's global. 388 00:26:45,867 --> 00:26:48,427 All right?. It's not gonna be over in six days or six months. 389 00:26:50,947 --> 00:26:53,381 All that old stuff is gone. 390 00:26:54,667 --> 00:26:56,658 I mean, you came to take me away. 391 00:26:57,667 --> 00:26:59,703 Baby, l... 392 00:27:00,707 --> 00:27:02,698 I don't mean to interrupt anything yeah but... 393 00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:04,658 ..an intro would be nice. 394 00:27:04,707 --> 00:27:07,016 - This is Riq. - You all right, man?. 395 00:27:07,067 --> 00:27:08,739 Riq?. My friends call me Space. 396 00:27:08,787 --> 00:27:10,459 Space?. Yeah. I've seen you on the telly. 397 00:27:10,507 --> 00:27:11,940 - Yeah?. - Yeah. 398 00:27:11,987 --> 00:27:13,466 No, he's lying. He doesn't watch it. 399 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:15,225 Well, I've been catching up recently. Believe. 400 00:27:17,587 --> 00:27:19,418 Well, come on, then! 401 00:27:19,467 --> 00:27:21,219 LAUGHlNG 402 00:27:21,267 --> 00:27:24,100 A right touching romance we've got here. 403 00:27:24,147 --> 00:27:25,785 - (Veronica) Who's he?. - Everyone, this is Riq. 404 00:27:25,827 --> 00:27:29,342 Fuck who he is. How did he get here?. 405 00:27:29,387 --> 00:27:30,820 Sorry?. 406 00:27:30,867 --> 00:27:32,858 How did you get here?. 407 00:27:32,907 --> 00:27:35,262 Helicopter?. Magic Mole Machine?. What?. 408 00:27:35,307 --> 00:27:37,980 Nah, jumped over the fence round the back. 409 00:27:38,027 --> 00:27:41,178 The fence?. So, that's... that's like a safe route, is it?. 410 00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:43,422 Like fuck is it. It's crawling with those things. 411 00:27:43,467 --> 00:27:45,662 Riq's been outside so we should listen to what he says. 412 00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:48,141 - What is he?. A tour guide?. - No, actually, he's my boyfriend. 413 00:27:48,187 --> 00:27:51,497 Oh, right! Sorry. So you've come here to save her. How sweet. 414 00:27:51,547 --> 00:27:53,378 - Aw, I like it. - (Veronica) What's happening there?. 415 00:27:53,427 --> 00:27:54,985 Basically it's a wasteland. 416 00:27:55,027 --> 00:27:58,019 Right, so, how did you get here through this wasteland?. 417 00:27:58,067 --> 00:27:59,705 Down the river. 418 00:27:59,747 --> 00:28:01,180 The river?. In a boat?. 419 00:28:01,227 --> 00:28:02,660 Yeah. Sorry. Who are you?. 420 00:28:02,707 --> 00:28:04,743 Tony Curtis. Where is that boat now?. 421 00:28:04,787 --> 00:28:06,300 It's downstream. 422 00:28:06,347 --> 00:28:08,303 - Downstream?. - Yeah, it floated off. 423 00:28:08,347 --> 00:28:11,145 Right. Fucking right. So you didn't want to moor it up?. 424 00:28:11,187 --> 00:28:13,655 Are you on some personal quest to redefine ineptitude?. 425 00:28:13,707 --> 00:28:15,186 I was being fucking chased. 426 00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:16,819 Oh. Ho-ho. Fucking boo-hoo. 427 00:28:16,867 --> 00:28:18,858 Right, thanks to Popeye the Sailor Man here, 428 00:28:18,907 --> 00:28:20,465 the van is still our best bet, right?. 429 00:28:20,507 --> 00:28:21,940 I have prepped the bait. 430 00:28:21,987 --> 00:28:24,740 So, fucking vamoose, chop chop, let's go. 431 00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:26,539 You're not in charge! 432 00:28:26,587 --> 00:28:28,339 Yeah, um, we're not going anywhere. 433 00:28:28,387 --> 00:28:30,298 Look, if that Mary's made it, 434 00:28:30,347 --> 00:28:31,905 there's gonna be other survivors, OK?. 435 00:28:31,947 --> 00:28:33,380 No! 436 00:28:33,427 --> 00:28:36,021 You'll spend all your time looking for somewhere half as secure as this. 437 00:28:36,067 --> 00:28:37,580 You're not gonna find it, mate. 438 00:28:37,627 --> 00:28:39,936 Yeah. There's food here, solar panels, fortified fences. 439 00:28:39,987 --> 00:28:42,455 - It just makes more sense. - Don't confuse them with facts! 440 00:28:42,507 --> 00:28:44,623 - It's... - There's nothing out there, mate. 441 00:28:44,667 --> 00:28:46,100 Nothing. 442 00:28:46,147 --> 00:28:47,899 For all we know, we're all there is. 443 00:28:50,587 --> 00:28:52,066 Brilliant. 444 00:28:52,107 --> 00:28:53,665 Thank you very much for the pep talk. 445 00:28:53,707 --> 00:28:55,299 Very nice to meet you, Janice. 446 00:28:55,347 --> 00:28:57,019 Right, we're going. Come on. Let's go. 447 00:28:57,067 --> 00:28:58,500 We never decided. 448 00:28:58,547 --> 00:29:00,299 Don't tell me you believe that tit-a-ma-boob. 449 00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:02,463 He can't even tie up a boat for Christ's sake. 450 00:29:02,507 --> 00:29:03,940 I was fucking chased! 451 00:29:03,987 --> 00:29:05,579 Yeah, yeah, you and your reasons! 452 00:29:05,627 --> 00:29:07,106 - I'm not going. - Fine! 453 00:29:07,147 --> 00:29:09,661 Die here in cuckoo land. How about you?. 454 00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:11,140 - Stay. - (Kelly) She's right. 455 00:29:11,187 --> 00:29:13,143 - He can speak for himself. - I'm staying. 456 00:29:13,187 --> 00:29:14,984 Oh, grow some nuts. 457 00:29:15,027 --> 00:29:17,985 Well, it's my decision, all right?. All for one and that. 458 00:29:18,027 --> 00:29:19,506 Who do you think you are?. 459 00:29:19,547 --> 00:29:21,697 Love's young dream here in fucking cutie cottage?. 460 00:29:21,747 --> 00:29:23,260 We're sticking together. 461 00:29:23,307 --> 00:29:25,343 - She's stolen your heart, has she?. - Yeah, something like that. 462 00:29:25,387 --> 00:29:28,220 Oh, fucking wake up, Mutley. 463 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:31,225 She only wiped her slit up your thigh for the highlights reel, you chimpanzee. 464 00:29:31,267 --> 00:29:32,825 No, I never, you fuckwit! 465 00:29:32,867 --> 00:29:35,779 You would fuck a fisherman's dog if there was a Heat cover in it. 466 00:29:35,827 --> 00:29:37,977 - Who asked you?. - You would if it got you somewhere. 467 00:29:38,027 --> 00:29:39,460 Fucking stop! 468 00:29:39,507 --> 00:29:40,940 This is crazy! 469 00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:42,898 Look, Patrick, you're outvoted. 470 00:29:46,227 --> 00:29:49,060 - We haven't all spoken. - No, I'm staying. 471 00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:52,703 You know this lot hate you. 472 00:29:52,747 --> 00:29:55,705 - You know it's true. - Look, who cares who said what?. 473 00:29:55,747 --> 00:29:58,181 I mean, Patrick, none of that matters anymore. 474 00:29:59,387 --> 00:30:02,026 - No-one's going anywhere. - I bloody am. 475 00:30:02,067 --> 00:30:04,137 You don't get it, do you?. You just don't get it. 476 00:30:04,187 --> 00:30:05,336 Get what?. 477 00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:07,298 To leave you need to go through them gates. 478 00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:09,144 You open the gates, they're gonna keep flooding in. 479 00:30:09,187 --> 00:30:10,825 - (Space) And then we're all fucked. - So?. 480 00:30:10,867 --> 00:30:12,664 - So you have to stay! - No, I don't. 481 00:30:12,707 --> 00:30:14,265 We have to! We have to. 482 00:30:14,307 --> 00:30:16,298 Look, this is the only way it's gonna work. 483 00:30:16,347 --> 00:30:18,815 Look, we need to be realistic, Patrick. 484 00:30:18,867 --> 00:30:21,142 - "Na-na-na-na, na-na-nah." Fuck off. - What the...?. 485 00:30:22,267 --> 00:30:24,622 See ya, losers! 486 00:30:24,667 --> 00:30:25,622 CHUCKLlNG 487 00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:27,464 - Get out my way. Get away. - Stop. 488 00:30:27,507 --> 00:30:29,702 - Patrick. - Get away. Get away. 489 00:30:29,747 --> 00:30:31,703 - Get away. - Don't make me do this, Patrick. 490 00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:33,942 Patrick, please don't force me to do this. 491 00:30:39,467 --> 00:30:41,617 You're gonna have to shoot me in the back, darling. 492 00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:43,020 SHOOTlNG AND SCREAM lNG 493 00:30:44,387 --> 00:30:46,218 Don't fucking test me. 494 00:30:46,267 --> 00:30:48,576 - Got him. - Hold him, hold him! 495 00:30:48,627 --> 00:30:49,901 Get off me, fucker. 496 00:30:49,947 --> 00:30:51,824 GRUNTlNG AND THUD 497 00:30:54,867 --> 00:30:56,141 What a knob. 498 00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:58,303 - (Riq) Is he always like this?. - (Kelly) Yeah. 499 00:30:58,347 --> 00:30:59,780 The keys. 500 00:30:59,827 --> 00:31:01,260 (Veronica) Chuck him in there. 501 00:31:01,307 --> 00:31:02,786 Tie him up good and tight. 502 00:31:05,147 --> 00:31:07,536 And Space?. Fucking gag him an' all. 503 00:31:09,027 --> 00:31:10,619 Oh. 504 00:31:12,027 --> 00:31:13,460 GROANlNG 505 00:31:13,507 --> 00:31:16,340 I'd have had him then if he'd not kicked me in the nuts. 506 00:31:23,947 --> 00:31:26,302 GRUNTlNG 507 00:31:31,027 --> 00:31:34,099 MOANlNG 508 00:31:34,147 --> 00:31:36,103 GRUNTlNG 509 00:31:36,147 --> 00:31:38,138 PANTlNG 510 00:31:42,587 --> 00:31:45,181 I don't like him being in there. I really need a wee. 511 00:31:45,227 --> 00:31:48,503 It won't be for much longer. We just need to talk some sense into him. 512 00:31:48,547 --> 00:31:50,026 Good luck with that! 513 00:31:51,027 --> 00:31:54,417 I've worked for him, OK?. He just gets a bit doodah when he's stressed. 514 00:31:54,467 --> 00:31:57,061 - You call that "a bit doodah"?. - The man's a walking hazard. 515 00:31:57,107 --> 00:31:58,779 Once he's off the boil, he's almost human. 516 00:31:58,827 --> 00:32:01,580 He's just at his worst... He'll level out. 517 00:32:01,627 --> 00:32:05,984 Babes, babes...you can't talk someone down off the moon, all right?. 518 00:32:06,027 --> 00:32:07,858 And he is well on the moon. 519 00:32:07,907 --> 00:32:09,545 They're right. 520 00:32:20,147 --> 00:32:21,899 GRUNTS 521 00:32:27,427 --> 00:32:29,338 GRUNTS 522 00:32:30,947 --> 00:32:32,505 CRASH! 523 00:32:32,547 --> 00:32:35,380 - What was that?. - I'm not going. I went last time. 524 00:32:35,427 --> 00:32:37,987 I'll go. 525 00:32:38,027 --> 00:32:40,621 Well, he can't have wiggled out. I tied him up like a piglet. 526 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:43,659 Good, the fat fucking porker. 527 00:32:43,707 --> 00:32:45,186 DOOR CREAKlNG 528 00:32:47,227 --> 00:32:48,706 GASPlNG 529 00:32:49,787 --> 00:32:51,220 Sorry, I'm going to have to... 530 00:32:51,267 --> 00:32:52,700 DOOR SHUTS 531 00:32:52,747 --> 00:32:54,658 Patrick! 532 00:32:54,707 --> 00:32:56,937 Jesus! 533 00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:01,302 URlNATlNG 534 00:33:02,867 --> 00:33:04,300 GRUNTlNG 535 00:33:04,347 --> 00:33:06,577 I can't go if you're making that noise, can l?. 536 00:33:06,627 --> 00:33:09,095 GRUNTlNG 537 00:33:09,147 --> 00:33:10,899 Thank you. 538 00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:14,944 URlNATlNG 539 00:33:14,987 --> 00:33:18,536 FLUSHlNG TOlLET 540 00:33:20,227 --> 00:33:21,706 Can you breathe OK?. 541 00:33:25,627 --> 00:33:28,699 If you start shouting, the gag goes straight back on again, OK?. 542 00:33:28,747 --> 00:33:30,578 - OK?. - OK. 543 00:33:30,627 --> 00:33:32,583 PANTlNG 544 00:33:32,627 --> 00:33:35,221 GASPlNG 545 00:33:36,547 --> 00:33:38,026 GASPlNG 546 00:33:40,787 --> 00:33:43,142 Don't let them do this to me, please?. 547 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:44,620 You shouldn't have fought. 548 00:33:44,667 --> 00:33:46,100 They're going to kill me. 549 00:33:46,147 --> 00:33:50,504 - No-one is going to kill you. - They will be working it out now. 550 00:33:50,547 --> 00:33:52,503 He's tied up for now, so why don't we just... 551 00:33:52,547 --> 00:33:53,582 What happens when he ain't?. 552 00:33:53,627 --> 00:33:56,664 Soon as we turn our backs, he'll try to get out them gates 553 00:33:56,707 --> 00:33:58,140 and fuck us all over. 554 00:33:58,187 --> 00:34:00,064 - So we keep him tied up. - For how long?. 555 00:34:00,107 --> 00:34:03,895 Riq says it's bad outside, yeah?. We might be in here for keeps, yeah?. 556 00:34:03,947 --> 00:34:07,257 Well, Looney Tunes ain't gonna stay tied up for keeps, is he?. 557 00:34:07,307 --> 00:34:08,740 He'll get out somehow. 558 00:34:08,787 --> 00:34:10,743 He won't give up till he's got them gates opened 559 00:34:10,787 --> 00:34:12,743 and then it is game over for all of us. 560 00:34:12,787 --> 00:34:16,177 - That's true. - What are you trying to suggest?. 561 00:34:16,227 --> 00:34:18,183 Why don't you just fucking come out and say it?. 562 00:34:18,227 --> 00:34:20,582 All right. All right. 563 00:34:20,627 --> 00:34:23,221 There ain't much room for debate, Kelly. 564 00:34:24,267 --> 00:34:26,781 It's extreme circumstances, innit?. 565 00:34:26,827 --> 00:34:31,218 OK. I've seen this, Joplin. I've seen this hundreds of times. 566 00:34:31,267 --> 00:34:34,339 Look, if you break from the group, the group breaks you. 567 00:34:34,387 --> 00:34:37,026 - OK, the gag's going on. - Just ask... 568 00:34:37,067 --> 00:34:39,422 Ask yourself this. 569 00:34:39,467 --> 00:34:42,379 When I've gone - when I'm out of the way - 570 00:34:42,427 --> 00:34:44,543 who's going to be the bottom of the pile?. 571 00:34:44,587 --> 00:34:47,897 You will. You're next. 572 00:34:47,947 --> 00:34:50,415 They hate you. 573 00:34:50,467 --> 00:34:57,066 They have told me time and time again in that Diary Room. 574 00:34:57,107 --> 00:34:58,904 And what did they say?. 575 00:34:58,947 --> 00:35:03,418 You're old, you're a pervert, you're pretentious, 576 00:35:03,467 --> 00:35:07,221 you stink the bog out, your clothes make you look like a cunt. 577 00:35:07,267 --> 00:35:11,783 They have poured insults over you like buckets of cum. 578 00:35:11,827 --> 00:35:16,025 Do you know what they call you when you're out the room?. 579 00:35:16,067 --> 00:35:18,342 Hey?. 580 00:35:19,427 --> 00:35:20,906 Gollum. 581 00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:24,420 (Gollum.) 582 00:35:24,467 --> 00:35:26,856 Yeah. Yeah. 583 00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:33,062 The crowds turn up holding signs that say "Gollum Out". 584 00:35:33,107 --> 00:35:35,940 They'd love it. 585 00:35:35,987 --> 00:35:38,182 You're a joke to them. 586 00:35:41,027 --> 00:35:42,506 You're a liar. 587 00:35:43,987 --> 00:35:45,545 Am l?. 588 00:35:47,467 --> 00:35:49,742 You're talking fucking murder. 589 00:35:49,787 --> 00:35:51,778 Come on! It's self-defence. 590 00:35:51,827 --> 00:35:53,340 It's like when Angel got bit, yeah?. 591 00:35:53,387 --> 00:35:55,025 We've got to act practically. 592 00:35:55,067 --> 00:35:57,661 - We can't trust him. - (Marky) It's him or us, yeah?. 593 00:35:57,707 --> 00:35:59,265 You can't get much more practical than that. 594 00:35:59,307 --> 00:36:01,343 (Marky) Just one shot to the back of the head. 595 00:36:01,387 --> 00:36:04,538 (Veronica) No, no. We'll use the axe. I'm not wasting ammo. 596 00:36:04,587 --> 00:36:05,702 All right. 597 00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:08,181 Hey, Gollum's taking his time. What's he doing - having a wank?. 598 00:36:08,227 --> 00:36:11,060 "My precious." 599 00:36:11,107 --> 00:36:13,302 Oh, don't do that. Gollum wanking! 600 00:36:15,267 --> 00:36:17,701 Let's take a vote, yeah?. Like nominations. 601 00:36:17,747 --> 00:36:20,625 It's all it is. It's only a game show. 602 00:36:20,667 --> 00:36:22,225 There's been enough killing. 603 00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:24,622 Well, what do you propose we do?. 604 00:36:24,667 --> 00:36:26,578 Cripple him. 605 00:36:28,707 --> 00:36:30,140 Cripple him?. 606 00:36:30,187 --> 00:36:32,496 Yeah, break his ankles - take a hammer to his feet. 607 00:36:32,547 --> 00:36:34,981 (Marky) lt'll have to be pretty bad to stop him moving. 608 00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:37,257 We'll do it bad enough that he won't be going anywhere. 609 00:36:38,787 --> 00:36:40,300 I don't like it. 610 00:36:40,347 --> 00:36:42,736 - Well, it's better than killing him. - She's right. 611 00:36:42,787 --> 00:36:44,823 What do you think, babe?. 612 00:36:44,867 --> 00:36:48,462 Pretty hard to break an ankle so it don't set back right, innit?. 613 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:50,498 You've got to crack it sideways, inwards. 614 00:36:50,547 --> 00:36:51,980 Fine. 615 00:36:52,027 --> 00:36:53,983 We could chop the Achilles tendon, back of the heel. 616 00:36:54,027 --> 00:36:55,460 Turns the feet into dead plates. 617 00:36:55,507 --> 00:36:57,657 He won't be able to operate the pedals in the van. 618 00:36:57,707 --> 00:36:59,584 Where'd you learn that from, man?. 619 00:36:59,627 --> 00:37:01,379 Saw Jack Bauer do it on the telly. 620 00:37:01,427 --> 00:37:04,225 No. That's not real life, is it?. No. 621 00:37:04,267 --> 00:37:08,021 If we do it, we're smashing his ankles, like in that film, Mystery. 622 00:37:08,067 --> 00:37:11,377 Look, have we agreed no killing, just the ankles...?. 623 00:37:11,427 --> 00:37:12,985 (Patrick) You're going to need a recount. 624 00:37:13,027 --> 00:37:14,779 SCREAM lNG Get away from that now. 625 00:37:14,827 --> 00:37:16,260 - Patrick! - Joplin, get her peashooter. 626 00:37:16,307 --> 00:37:17,820 - You wanker! - We should've fucking killed him. 627 00:37:17,867 --> 00:37:19,619 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't, though, did you?. 628 00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:22,261 - Give me the gun. Give me the gun. - (Space) Joplin, what you doing?. 629 00:37:22,307 --> 00:37:24,616 Give me the gun. You take that one. SCREAMlNG AND SHOUTlNG 630 00:37:24,667 --> 00:37:26,225 SCREAMlNG Joplin, you fucker... 631 00:37:26,267 --> 00:37:27,905 You don't fucking need her. Just go! 632 00:37:27,947 --> 00:37:29,983 What you fucking doing?. You don't need her. 633 00:37:30,027 --> 00:37:32,222 - (Patrick) Fucking step back. - What the fuck are you playing at?. 634 00:37:32,267 --> 00:37:34,064 - Fuck off! Stay there. - You don't need her. 635 00:37:34,107 --> 00:37:36,746 Joplin, get the bait bowl and the keys. 636 00:37:36,787 --> 00:37:40,382 - What do you need her for, huh?. - (Kelly) Please! 637 00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:42,497 - Joplin, what you playing at, man?. - l-I'm sorry. 638 00:37:42,547 --> 00:37:44,026 No, you're not. Just open the door. 639 00:37:44,067 --> 00:37:46,535 - Fucking step back. - (Pippa) Oh, my God! 640 00:37:46,587 --> 00:37:50,057 Stay back. Deep breath. Everyone say bye-bye! Bye-bye. 641 00:37:50,107 --> 00:37:52,018 Get out, Joplin. Bye-bye! 642 00:37:52,067 --> 00:37:55,821 (Kelly) Riq! SOBBlNG AND GASPlNG 643 00:37:55,867 --> 00:37:58,222 CLANGlNG 644 00:37:59,347 --> 00:38:02,100 SNARLlNG 645 00:38:05,427 --> 00:38:06,382 DOOR CLANKS 646 00:38:06,427 --> 00:38:09,737 SOBBlNG Kel. Kel! Kelly, look at me. 647 00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:12,096 Kelly, look at me. 648 00:38:13,627 --> 00:38:16,425 Where the fuck are you going?. 649 00:38:16,467 --> 00:38:19,186 I don't give a fuck. Fuck off. 650 00:38:19,227 --> 00:38:21,422 - Help me, please. - Just put the fucking gun down. 651 00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:23,742 - Fuck off. - Joplin, you fucking Judas! 652 00:38:23,787 --> 00:38:25,015 Look, I'm really sorry, OK?. 653 00:38:25,067 --> 00:38:27,342 All right, Desmond Tutu. It's not the Guardian. 654 00:38:27,387 --> 00:38:29,343 - Get in the fucking van. - (Kelly) No, please! 655 00:38:29,387 --> 00:38:31,855 - Mate, have a look! - I'm not a fucking plumber. 656 00:38:31,907 --> 00:38:33,898 - Back off. - Just don't hurt her, then. 657 00:38:33,947 --> 00:38:35,505 "Don't hurt her"?. 658 00:38:36,867 --> 00:38:38,698 You fucking clumsy idiot, don't fucking... 659 00:38:38,747 --> 00:38:40,385 GUNSHOT AND SCREAM lNG 660 00:38:40,427 --> 00:38:41,940 (Screaming) Riq! 661 00:38:43,627 --> 00:38:46,266 Riq! TYRES SCREECHlNG 662 00:38:46,307 --> 00:38:48,104 You fucking shot him. You're crazy. 663 00:38:52,267 --> 00:38:53,700 Joplin! 664 00:38:53,747 --> 00:38:58,059 Baby, baby! Fucking do something! 665 00:38:59,627 --> 00:39:01,504 Stay with me. 666 00:39:01,547 --> 00:39:04,061 RATTLlNG 667 00:39:10,787 --> 00:39:12,743 Joplin, you fucking prick! 668 00:39:12,787 --> 00:39:15,096 Baby, baby. 669 00:39:15,147 --> 00:39:18,662 (Sobbing) Stay with me, baby! 670 00:39:18,707 --> 00:39:22,336 Fuck! Baby. Baby. 671 00:39:23,467 --> 00:39:27,585 He's fucking dead! He's fucking dead! SCREAM lNG 672 00:39:29,907 --> 00:39:31,659 (Kelly) Riq! 673 00:39:33,387 --> 00:39:36,379 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck you! 674 00:39:36,427 --> 00:39:38,987 - (Space) Pippa! - (Kelly) Fuck you! 675 00:39:39,027 --> 00:39:40,824 Pippa! 676 00:39:40,867 --> 00:39:42,459 Fuck you! 677 00:39:47,867 --> 00:39:50,904 What you doing?. Fucking hell! 678 00:39:50,947 --> 00:39:55,179 Fuck you! GUN CLlCKlNG 679 00:39:56,467 --> 00:39:58,935 SNARLlNG Joplin, you spastic! 680 00:39:58,987 --> 00:40:00,022 Don't open the... 681 00:40:05,787 --> 00:40:07,220 (Joplin) Ahh! 682 00:40:07,267 --> 00:40:09,144 FLESH TEARlNG Jesus! 683 00:40:09,187 --> 00:40:10,620 SCREAMlNG Fuck! 684 00:40:10,667 --> 00:40:12,464 - (Marky) They're coming in! - Fucking run. 685 00:40:12,507 --> 00:40:13,986 No! 686 00:40:14,027 --> 00:40:16,382 Come on, come on! 687 00:40:20,227 --> 00:40:21,342 Oh, shit! Shit! 688 00:40:22,787 --> 00:40:24,743 ROARlNG AND SNARLlNG 689 00:40:33,187 --> 00:40:34,745 SCREAMlNG 690 00:40:34,787 --> 00:40:36,982 SNARLlNG, GROWLlNG, GRUNTlNG 691 00:40:37,027 --> 00:40:38,460 Fuck off! 692 00:40:38,507 --> 00:40:40,577 (Kelly) Close it. Close the door. 693 00:40:51,747 --> 00:40:53,180 FEROClOUS SNARLlNG 694 00:40:53,227 --> 00:40:56,936 Go on, fucking eat me, you fucking ugly git! 695 00:40:56,987 --> 00:41:02,459 Go on, you useless pieces of fucking...cattle. 696 00:41:02,507 --> 00:41:05,465 (Space) Pippa! Pippa! 697 00:41:06,467 --> 00:41:09,220 Pippa... Pippa! 698 00:41:27,267 --> 00:41:29,542 It's Space. I'm in the gallery. 699 00:41:29,587 --> 00:41:31,225 Where's Pips?. 700 00:41:31,267 --> 00:41:32,825 (Kelly) Space! 701 00:41:32,867 --> 00:41:34,744 - Close the shutters! - What?. 702 00:41:34,787 --> 00:41:37,540 - The shutters! Look for the button. - Shutters, shutters. 703 00:41:37,587 --> 00:41:39,384 Close it! 704 00:41:45,347 --> 00:41:47,702 ROARlNG AND HAM MERlNG 705 00:41:54,427 --> 00:41:57,499 SCREAM lNG 706 00:41:58,827 --> 00:42:01,500 SCREAM lNG Eat it. Go on! Eat it all! 707 00:42:01,547 --> 00:42:05,096 I've got fucking bowels full of shit. 708 00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:08,503 Eat it! SCREAM lNG 709 00:42:11,867 --> 00:42:13,425 SCREAM lNG 710 00:42:23,067 --> 00:42:25,297 FOOTSTEPS CLATTERlNG 711 00:42:25,347 --> 00:42:27,383 They're coming through the runs. 712 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,742 They're in the runs! They're in the runs! 713 00:42:31,787 --> 00:42:33,937 HEAVY FOOTSTEPS RUNNlNG 714 00:42:33,987 --> 00:42:36,979 We need weapons. We need weapons! 715 00:42:47,747 --> 00:42:49,419 They're going to come through. They're everywhere. 716 00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:50,900 They're fucking everywhere. 717 00:42:50,947 --> 00:42:53,700 Is this it?. It it over?. 718 00:42:53,747 --> 00:42:55,942 - Space! - Yeah. 719 00:42:55,987 --> 00:42:57,420 Can you open the Diary Room door?. 720 00:42:57,467 --> 00:42:59,264 Can you?. 721 00:42:59,307 --> 00:43:00,422 What?. Diary Room. 722 00:43:00,467 --> 00:43:02,139 FEROClOUS SNARLlNG 723 00:43:03,147 --> 00:43:04,296 SCREAM lNG 724 00:43:05,987 --> 00:43:07,943 Ahh! 725 00:43:09,507 --> 00:43:11,020 SCREAM lNG 726 00:43:14,587 --> 00:43:16,418 FOOTSTEPS CLATTERlNG 727 00:43:17,547 --> 00:43:19,981 HAM MERlNG AND YELLlNG 728 00:43:20,027 --> 00:43:22,177 PANEL CREAKlNG 729 00:43:22,227 --> 00:43:25,105 - It's going to crack! - It's going to fucking crack! 730 00:43:26,347 --> 00:43:31,580 Space, it says 'D-Room'! The button! 731 00:43:35,187 --> 00:43:37,337 WALLS CREAKlNG 732 00:43:39,267 --> 00:43:41,735 FlSTS POUNDlNG 733 00:43:44,827 --> 00:43:46,306 GLASS SHATTERlNG 734 00:43:49,867 --> 00:43:50,902 SCREAM lNG 735 00:43:58,827 --> 00:44:00,260 Uh! 736 00:44:01,587 --> 00:44:04,659 FLESH TEARlNG 737 00:44:07,107 --> 00:44:09,746 Door's open, Kel! The door's open. 738 00:44:09,787 --> 00:44:10,936 SCREAMlNG 739 00:44:10,987 --> 00:44:13,547 SCREAMlNG 740 00:44:15,307 --> 00:44:17,343 POUNDlNG Fuck off! 741 00:44:19,747 --> 00:44:21,738 Fuck off! 742 00:44:23,547 --> 00:44:25,583 CLOTH AND FLESH RlPPlNG 743 00:44:27,587 --> 00:44:30,420 SCREAMlNG 744 00:44:37,027 --> 00:44:39,825 (Kelly) Space, are you still there?. 745 00:44:39,867 --> 00:44:41,937 I'm still here. 746 00:44:45,147 --> 00:44:46,865 THUMPlNG Pippa?. 747 00:44:46,907 --> 00:44:48,704 P-Pippa! 748 00:44:50,987 --> 00:44:52,659 (Kelly) How you doing?. 749 00:44:52,707 --> 00:44:54,584 Not bad. 750 00:44:55,987 --> 00:44:57,659 Pretty much surrounded here. 751 00:45:06,307 --> 00:45:09,379 What about Veronica and Marky?. 752 00:45:09,427 --> 00:45:11,019 No. 753 00:45:14,907 --> 00:45:17,375 This makes you the winner... 754 00:45:19,707 --> 00:45:21,743 ..of this year's Big Brother. 755 00:45:26,147 --> 00:45:28,502 Space, I need you to open the door. 756 00:45:28,547 --> 00:45:30,139 No way. It's a full house out there. 757 00:45:30,187 --> 00:45:32,257 I know, but I'm going to fight my way through... 758 00:45:32,307 --> 00:45:34,377 - There's hundreds of them! - I'm going to get... 759 00:45:34,427 --> 00:45:35,940 You're not listening! There's hundreds of them! 760 00:45:35,987 --> 00:45:38,660 Space, what did you say to me back at the gate?. 761 00:45:40,387 --> 00:45:42,025 Seize the day and shit. 762 00:45:44,947 --> 00:45:46,983 Come on. I can do this. 763 00:45:53,307 --> 00:45:56,458 All right. All right. 764 00:45:56,507 --> 00:45:58,543 Just say "when", yeah?. 765 00:46:02,467 --> 00:46:04,662 - Wish me luck. - I am. 766 00:46:04,707 --> 00:46:07,221 OK. 767 00:46:12,507 --> 00:46:14,338 Let me out of here. 768 00:46:15,707 --> 00:46:16,776 SCREAM lNG 769 00:46:26,267 --> 00:46:29,259 EERlE MUSlC