1 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,220 I didn't see anything! 2 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:27,556 They were yelling. They're always yelling. 3 00:03:27,556 --> 00:03:29,992 All I wanted was some peace and quiet. 4 00:03:29,992 --> 00:03:33,162 Relax, man. You just hit a moose. 5 00:03:33,162 --> 00:03:34,729 A moose? 6 00:03:34,729 --> 00:03:36,196 Are you sure? 7 00:03:36,196 --> 00:03:38,767 Yeah, man, I see this kind of shit all the time. 8 00:03:38,767 --> 00:03:42,674 In fact, this ain't shit compared to what just happened on I-95 recently. 9 00:03:42,674 --> 00:03:44,870 I mean, a lady hit a moose and the motherfucker 10 00:03:44,870 --> 00:03:47,008 went right through the windshield, man. 11 00:03:47,008 --> 00:03:48,091 No. 12 00:03:48,091 --> 00:03:49,643 Yeah. 13 00:03:49,643 --> 00:03:51,646 I was partying with my cousin. 14 00:03:51,646 --> 00:03:53,514 - You know... - What kind of partying? 15 00:03:53,514 --> 00:03:55,515 - partying like... - Okay. 16 00:03:55,515 --> 00:03:58,987 getting some hair pie like the man from Nantucket 17 00:03:58,987 --> 00:04:02,491 whose dong was so long them bitches couldn't even fuck it? 18 00:04:02,491 --> 00:04:05,627 And this fucking moose pissed on my pussy parade, man. 19 00:04:05,627 --> 00:04:08,528 I had to come down on a Sunday because he's sitting 20 00:04:08,528 --> 00:04:10,597 in the front seat of a Volvo wide awake 21 00:04:10,597 --> 00:04:14,336 with his head sticking out the cracks in the glass and shit, man. 22 00:04:14,336 --> 00:04:16,671 Poor guy. 23 00:04:16,671 --> 00:04:18,304 I had to put him down. 24 00:04:21,206 --> 00:04:23,310 But I got a picture of it. 25 00:04:26,111 --> 00:04:28,713 I carry this shit with me now because every time I'd tell that story 26 00:04:28,713 --> 00:04:30,516 nobody would believe me. 27 00:04:33,651 --> 00:04:34,954 - Laugh it off, man. - Okay. 28 00:04:34,954 --> 00:04:36,389 - This ain't shit. - Okay. 29 00:04:36,389 --> 00:04:38,555 All right? Just get the kids to school, all right? 30 00:04:38,555 --> 00:04:40,558 Yeah, okay. Thank you. 31 00:04:40,558 --> 00:04:41,926 Thank you. 32 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:50,102 Stop! 33 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:29,439 Winston, do you copy? 34 00:05:29,773 --> 00:05:31,977 Winston, do you copy? 35 00:05:35,812 --> 00:05:37,214 Yes, sir, I'm here. 36 00:05:37,214 --> 00:05:38,984 Where the hell are you? 37 00:05:38,984 --> 00:05:42,318 Smith Bridge Road. I'm still clearing the scene from that bus accident. 38 00:05:42,318 --> 00:05:44,723 I don't give a shit if it's a handicapped bus 39 00:05:44,723 --> 00:05:47,388 and there's a bunch of retards splattered all over the road. 40 00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:49,092 I need you back here now. 41 00:05:49,092 --> 00:05:50,760 There's a bunch of suits up here 42 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:53,995 asking a whole lot of big-city questions about the way we do things. 43 00:05:53,995 --> 00:05:55,697 They were up at the cabin this morning 44 00:05:55,697 --> 00:05:57,599 and I need to make sure that your stupid ass 45 00:05:57,599 --> 00:05:59,570 is on the same page. Do you get me? 46 00:05:59,570 --> 00:06:01,604 Yes, sir, I'm on it. 47 00:09:54,996 --> 00:09:58,535 Sandy Taylor's fucking ridiculous. 48 00:09:58,984 --> 00:10:03,672 Yo- yo, John, you were just asleep at the wheel 49 00:10:03,672 --> 00:10:05,139 for the hottest girl in school. 50 00:10:05,139 --> 00:10:06,910 Yeah, not my type. 51 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,178 Wait, Sandy is not your type? 52 00:10:09,178 --> 00:10:10,646 What does that even mean? 53 00:10:10,646 --> 00:10:13,146 Does that mean you're gay? Did you tell your dad? 54 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,482 Was he bummed, or- 55 00:10:14,482 --> 00:10:17,889 Dude, you see her every day. You know she's a nightmare. 56 00:10:17,889 --> 00:10:19,388 No, I don't know that. 57 00:10:19,388 --> 00:10:21,722 In fact, neither do you. You don't even have a type, 58 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:23,660 John, you have an obsession. 59 00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:27,231 'Cassie! Cassie, I love you! 60 00:10:27,231 --> 00:10:29,932 Would you kiss me? Would you-' 61 00:10:33,188 --> 00:10:36,237 Seriously, man, don't take your fucking blue balls out on me, man. 62 00:10:36,237 --> 00:10:38,038 Don't think you're the only dude here thinking about taking 63 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,443 Miss Gorgeous to Boomtown. 64 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,345 I actually know you are the only person here 65 00:10:43,345 --> 00:10:45,948 dumb enough to take a girl out whose ex-boyfriend 66 00:10:45,948 --> 00:10:48,584 does have a fucking black belt in kicking teeth in. 67 00:10:48,584 --> 00:10:50,185 Look, man, I told you- 68 00:10:50,185 --> 00:10:52,018 there's no way that she's gonna go with me 69 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:54,453 just days after breaking up with him. Why do you care anyway? 70 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:56,257 You hate the prom, so drop it. 71 00:10:56,257 --> 00:10:58,856 I know, prom blows. But this is a whole different thing. 72 00:10:58,856 --> 00:11:00,962 This is important for you. 73 00:11:00,962 --> 00:11:02,696 You know what I mean? This is like... 74 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:05,430 Besides, it really just proves how little you know about girls anyway. 75 00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:08,571 So- hey, I'm fucking talking. Come on. 76 00:11:08,571 --> 00:11:12,806 If she broke up with him, it's because she finally realized 77 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,277 how big of a fucking douchebag the guy is. 78 00:11:15,277 --> 00:11:19,181 And going to prom with you, that's like the ultimate power move, all right? 79 00:11:19,181 --> 00:11:21,181 You're the smartest dude in school, 80 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,148 you have fucking known the girl your whole life, 81 00:11:23,148 --> 00:11:25,184 and you're head over heels in love with her. 82 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,254 All right? I mean, come on. 83 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:31,594 Spite is almost as important to those bitches as- as money. 84 00:11:31,594 --> 00:11:34,028 You know what I mean? She knows all this. 85 00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:35,892 I mean, now that Marc is out of the picture, 86 00:11:35,892 --> 00:11:37,696 revenge is exactly what she needs. 87 00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:39,731 For every single girl in this building, 88 00:11:39,731 --> 00:11:42,069 that is the priority- revenge. 89 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,635 I mean, look at those 2 fucking savages right there. 90 00:11:44,635 --> 00:11:47,173 Hey. That's how it is- 91 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,240 All right, all right, I will think about it. 92 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,274 Just fucking do it. Shave your pussy, get it over with. 93 00:11:51,274 --> 00:11:54,177 I'm rallying for your fucking cause. You need to do this thing. 94 00:11:54,177 --> 00:11:55,780 All right, I'm thinking about it. 95 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:57,651 You will regret it if you don't. 96 00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,686 Fuck. 97 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,588 I gotta get my goggles from the car. 98 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,887 - Will you cover for me? - What do you want me to say? 99 00:12:03,887 --> 00:12:06,060 I don't know- I'm on my fucking period, man. 100 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:07,759 Gotta get tampons. 101 00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:09,228 All right, well, hurry up. 102 00:12:10,561 --> 00:12:12,231 Whatever. 103 00:12:14,564 --> 00:12:16,938 Shut up. Don't say a word. 104 00:12:17,468 --> 00:12:19,138 Listen, people are talking. 105 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:22,205 And how they're talking so soon when it's none of their fucking business, 106 00:12:22,205 --> 00:12:24,610 I don't know. But I hear things. 107 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,677 I don't like what I hear. 108 00:12:26,677 --> 00:12:29,616 So you and your bullshit friends 109 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,917 better stay the hell away from my girl. 110 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,085 Do you understand me? 111 00:12:36,653 --> 00:12:38,189 Look, man... 112 00:12:38,189 --> 00:12:40,792 - Get your hands off me. - Okay. 113 00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:42,894 Listen, I don't care what she tells you 114 00:12:42,894 --> 00:12:44,896 or what you think you know, she's mine. 115 00:12:44,896 --> 00:12:46,765 Do you get it? 116 00:12:49,532 --> 00:12:51,202 It's cool, man. 117 00:12:51,202 --> 00:12:52,836 It's cool? 118 00:12:54,304 --> 00:12:56,473 - Yeah. - Really? 119 00:13:06,316 --> 00:13:08,853 You're dead. 120 00:13:12,086 --> 00:13:14,257 It's frustrating. It's frustrating. 121 00:13:14,257 --> 00:13:17,697 You- I'm frustrating to you. I understand that. 122 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:21,567 Honey? Honey? Sweetie, listen to me. 123 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:24,202 Angel, please listen to me. 124 00:13:24,202 --> 00:13:26,102 Don't hang- don't hang- 125 00:13:38,681 --> 00:13:42,174 You have anything to say for yourself before I launch into my tirade? 126 00:13:43,484 --> 00:13:45,487 Nothing? 127 00:13:47,355 --> 00:13:49,860 There are 5 weeks left in school. 128 00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:52,062 Count them- 5 weeks. 129 00:13:52,062 --> 00:13:53,662 And you're a smart kid. 130 00:13:53,662 --> 00:13:56,968 You got good grades. You're going to college in the fall. 131 00:13:56,968 --> 00:13:59,802 Why would you go and do something so stupid 132 00:13:59,802 --> 00:14:02,271 like start a fight? Why? 133 00:14:02,271 --> 00:14:03,738 I didn't start it. 134 00:14:03,738 --> 00:14:06,543 I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What? 135 00:14:06,543 --> 00:14:08,677 I said I didn't start it. 136 00:14:14,615 --> 00:14:17,352 Where are you supposed to be right now? 137 00:14:17,352 --> 00:14:18,419 Biology. 138 00:14:18,852 --> 00:14:19,922 Biology. 139 00:14:19,922 --> 00:14:21,990 Miss Hawker or Mrs. Jennings? 140 00:14:22,222 --> 00:14:23,792 Hawker. 141 00:14:23,792 --> 00:14:27,565 Well, you better get your little butt down there. 142 00:14:27,565 --> 00:14:30,634 Not even I can spare you from that. 143 00:14:40,974 --> 00:14:43,813 - Jonathan? - Yeah? 144 00:14:43,813 --> 00:14:45,349 I don't want to see you around here again? 145 00:14:47,647 --> 00:14:49,081 Capiche? 146 00:14:49,081 --> 00:14:51,619 Now get out. 147 00:15:02,294 --> 00:15:03,254 Hi. I'm- 148 00:15:05,164 --> 00:15:09,872 Place the scalpel at the base of the throat 149 00:15:09,872 --> 00:15:13,042 and carefully make a slit 150 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:16,645 all the way down the front 151 00:15:16,645 --> 00:15:18,779 of the frog's belly. 152 00:15:18,779 --> 00:15:20,381 Now... 153 00:15:20,381 --> 00:15:23,885 Got in trouble for being late, by the way. 154 00:15:23,885 --> 00:15:26,053 Yeah, well, so did I. 155 00:15:26,053 --> 00:15:27,654 ...and tack it down... 156 00:15:27,654 --> 00:15:30,054 I can't believe I missed you getting your ass kicked. 157 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,489 That was, like, right after I talked about her too. 158 00:15:32,489 --> 00:15:34,560 Like telekinesis- 159 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,763 wait, telepathy or teleki- which one? 160 00:15:36,763 --> 00:15:39,766 You know, I don't really want to talk about it, Alex. 161 00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:43,237 I wonder if we would wait till I left until he kicked your ass. 162 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,942 Somehow I don't think it would have mattered. 163 00:15:47,942 --> 00:15:50,040 Yeah, you're right. I don't even know where I was going with that. 164 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,346 - Alex Hicks! - Yes, ma'am? 165 00:15:52,346 --> 00:15:53,913 Quiet! 166 00:15:56,112 --> 00:15:59,185 - Sorry. - That's strike 2! 167 00:15:59,185 --> 00:16:01,821 One more strike and you're headed to the office. 168 00:16:07,157 --> 00:16:09,161 Mean old hag. 169 00:16:12,361 --> 00:16:15,434 Now make an incision 170 00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:17,736 through the muscular tissue. 171 00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:27,678 Hey. 172 00:16:32,082 --> 00:16:33,752 No way. 173 00:16:46,562 --> 00:16:48,633 You think what they say about Mary is true, 174 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,932 that she's pregnant? 175 00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:50,940 What? 176 00:16:51,201 --> 00:16:53,635 Miss Hawker just told you guys to shut up, 177 00:16:53,635 --> 00:16:56,241 so shut up. I'm trying to learn. 178 00:16:57,406 --> 00:16:59,375 There's your prom date. 179 00:16:59,907 --> 00:17:01,444 Dude, you know what? 180 00:17:01,444 --> 00:17:04,129 Fuck what I said about taking Cassie to the prom, man. 181 00:17:04,129 --> 00:17:06,217 Serious ramifications involved. 182 00:17:06,217 --> 00:17:07,683 Big fucking problem. 183 00:17:14,157 --> 00:17:16,494 Now set the heart aside. 184 00:17:18,693 --> 00:17:20,663 Next is the liver. 185 00:17:26,868 --> 00:17:29,440 Marc's a fucking douchebag. 186 00:17:31,372 --> 00:17:35,981 Think if our dads were millionaires, we'd be douchebags too? 187 00:17:35,981 --> 00:17:37,814 I don't know. 188 00:17:37,814 --> 00:17:39,114 You would be. 189 00:18:21,254 --> 00:18:24,593 You little shit. 190 00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:57,691 Hey, are you all right? 191 00:18:57,691 --> 00:18:59,326 Yeah. 192 00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:01,641 No. 193 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,003 What's the problem? 194 00:19:13,371 --> 00:19:16,276 I got dumped. 195 00:19:16,276 --> 00:19:18,176 Ungrateful shit. 196 00:19:23,215 --> 00:19:25,452 I don't know the guy, 197 00:19:25,452 --> 00:19:27,787 but anybody that would do that to you 198 00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:29,655 is a fool, in my opinion. 199 00:19:29,655 --> 00:19:33,061 I mean, if he didn't realize how lucky he was, 200 00:19:33,061 --> 00:19:36,497 then he's, like, the stupidest guy on earth. 201 00:19:36,497 --> 00:19:37,896 Really? 202 00:19:37,896 --> 00:19:39,164 Really. 203 00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:15,602 Wait wait. Wait. 204 00:20:15,602 --> 00:20:17,167 What's wrong? 205 00:20:19,002 --> 00:20:20,671 Nothing. 206 00:20:20,671 --> 00:20:22,440 Nothing. 207 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:31,516 Sorry, it's the braces. 208 00:20:31,516 --> 00:20:32,782 It's cool. 209 00:21:01,676 --> 00:21:02,396 Hey... 210 00:21:03,644 --> 00:21:08,052 So what's the deal? We gonna go to prom together or- 211 00:21:08,052 --> 00:21:10,085 Is that cool? 212 00:21:11,252 --> 00:21:12,002 No. 213 00:21:13,254 --> 00:21:16,928 Well, I just- I just assumed... 214 00:21:16,928 --> 00:21:19,429 Look, kid, 215 00:21:19,429 --> 00:21:22,833 you're real nice and sweet and everything. 216 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:26,904 But this wasn't about you and me, okay? 217 00:21:26,904 --> 00:21:30,173 This was about revenge. 218 00:21:30,173 --> 00:21:32,241 Re- revenge. 219 00:21:32,241 --> 00:21:33,475 Yeah. 220 00:21:33,475 --> 00:21:35,611 Besides, I work for a living. 221 00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:42,687 Would you- would you please go to prom with me? I mean- 222 00:21:42,687 --> 00:21:47,625 If I can get one of the other girls to cover my shift, 223 00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:50,693 maybe I will meet you there. 224 00:21:50,693 --> 00:21:52,326 How's that? 225 00:21:52,326 --> 00:21:55,632 Yeah. Yeah yeah. that's awesome. 226 00:21:55,632 --> 00:21:57,762 That- I mean, that actually works better for me 227 00:21:57,762 --> 00:22:00,067 in the long run. That's cool. Okay. 228 00:22:00,067 --> 00:22:02,537 I will see you-- prom. 229 00:22:02,537 --> 00:22:04,438 See you there. 230 00:22:12,012 --> 00:22:14,048 Good afternoon, Jonathan. 231 00:22:14,048 --> 00:22:15,048 Hey. 232 00:22:15,947 --> 00:22:17,350 Daryl, Dane. 233 00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:19,384 We heard about you getting your butt kicked. 234 00:22:19,384 --> 00:22:21,389 Heard you cried like a little pussy. 235 00:22:21,389 --> 00:22:23,590 Yeah, that's not exactly what happened. 236 00:22:23,590 --> 00:22:25,190 That's not how we were informed. 237 00:22:25,190 --> 00:22:27,128 Yeah, Alex said that your little- 238 00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:29,764 So, is it now safe to assume 239 00:22:29,764 --> 00:22:32,231 that you will be coming over tonight after all? 240 00:22:33,163 --> 00:22:36,005 I don't know, you guys. It's prom night. 241 00:22:36,005 --> 00:22:38,907 News flash, John- prom blows. 242 00:22:38,907 --> 00:22:41,842 How you gonna pass up 'Bride of the Cannibals 2: 243 00:22:41,842 --> 00:22:44,245 The Director's Cut' for a gay dance? 244 00:22:44,245 --> 00:22:48,048 It's the most insane sequel ever made; it's banned in over 26 countries. 245 00:22:48,048 --> 00:22:50,314 Can you even begin to comprehend that awesomeness? 246 00:22:50,314 --> 00:22:52,149 Yeah, we heard there's this one part 247 00:22:52,149 --> 00:22:54,718 where the broad with the piranha teeth bites the guy's dick and balls. 248 00:22:54,718 --> 00:22:57,090 John, you see it in a close-up. 249 00:22:58,089 --> 00:22:59,692 That does sound good. 250 00:22:59,692 --> 00:23:01,360 Yeah. 251 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,931 But I'm still not sure what I'm doing tonight. 252 00:23:04,931 --> 00:23:07,129 What do you mean you don't know what you're doing? 253 00:23:07,129 --> 00:23:08,800 Prom's in, like, 5 hours. 254 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,868 Who are you gonna ask at this point, your mother? 255 00:23:10,868 --> 00:23:12,402 If Mom would let me go to the dance, 256 00:23:12,402 --> 00:23:14,070 I'd be fucking so much pussy tonight. 257 00:23:14,070 --> 00:23:16,276 - Hey, John. - Hey, Cassie. 258 00:23:16,276 --> 00:23:17,774 Hey, do you want to walk with me? 259 00:23:17,774 --> 00:23:19,512 Yeah, sure. 260 00:23:19,512 --> 00:23:21,078 Yeah? 261 00:23:21,078 --> 00:23:23,348 I will catch you guys later. Cool? 262 00:23:35,994 --> 00:23:37,795 My God, those 2 are so funny. 263 00:23:37,795 --> 00:23:39,162 - D & D? - Yeah. 264 00:23:39,162 --> 00:23:41,430 My God, I heard Dane scored 1,500 on his SATs. 265 00:23:41,430 --> 00:23:43,067 - 1,550. - What? 266 00:23:43,067 --> 00:23:44,902 - Yeah. - No way. How old is that kid? 267 00:23:44,902 --> 00:23:46,470 - Like 12. - My God. 268 00:23:46,470 --> 00:23:48,237 Yeah, but I think he's living proof 269 00:23:48,237 --> 00:23:50,776 that you can be smart and stupid at the same time. 270 00:23:50,776 --> 00:23:52,907 You should see when he and Alex get together. 271 00:23:53,408 --> 00:23:55,277 Alex- I haven't talked to him in, like, forever. 272 00:23:55,277 --> 00:23:56,981 It's so weird. How is he? 273 00:23:56,981 --> 00:23:59,083 He's good, you know? 274 00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:01,486 - He's still Alex. - Yeah? 275 00:24:01,486 --> 00:24:03,818 Yeah, I think we're gonna go over to their house later 276 00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:06,224 and watch some movies or something. 277 00:24:06,224 --> 00:24:07,948 Okay. So you're not going to prom? 278 00:24:07,948 --> 00:24:09,626 Nah. 279 00:24:09,626 --> 00:24:12,797 Yeah, me neither. 280 00:24:12,797 --> 00:24:14,628 Well, you will probably be disappearing 281 00:24:14,628 --> 00:24:16,566 to some amazing medical school soon, right? 282 00:24:16,566 --> 00:24:18,168 I did get into Adams. 283 00:24:18,168 --> 00:24:19,802 - You got into Adams? - Yeah. 284 00:24:19,802 --> 00:24:23,408 - My God, why didn't you tell me? - I'm telling you now. 285 00:24:23,408 --> 00:24:26,644 Well, congratulations. That's awesome. That's what you wanted. 286 00:24:26,644 --> 00:24:28,344 Yeah, I guess it is. 287 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:29,880 Thanks. 288 00:24:32,647 --> 00:24:34,917 So, how are you doing? 289 00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:37,622 - What? - Everything. 290 00:24:37,622 --> 00:24:39,620 I don't know. I mean, it's okay. I don't know. 291 00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:42,188 I'm fine, I don't know. Like, relationships are hard. 292 00:24:42,188 --> 00:24:44,527 What can you do? Yackety schmakety. 293 00:24:44,527 --> 00:24:47,331 It was the right decision, though. 294 00:24:47,331 --> 00:24:49,467 - Yeah? - Yeah. 295 00:24:49,467 --> 00:24:50,832 You know, you're probably the only person I know 296 00:24:50,832 --> 00:24:52,767 who's actually going to do something with their life. 297 00:24:52,767 --> 00:24:55,839 - Come on, that's not true. - No, it's true. 298 00:24:55,839 --> 00:24:58,272 Seriously, like, I have no clue what I'm gonna do. 299 00:24:58,272 --> 00:24:59,540 Nobody does, you know? 300 00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:01,641 My God, everybody's going to be so super jealous 301 00:25:01,641 --> 00:25:04,981 when you come back to town and you're this really famous doctor 302 00:25:04,981 --> 00:25:09,019 and they're all a bunch of fat townies with ugly babies. 303 00:25:09,019 --> 00:25:11,918 I'm serious. Like, even Marc was jealous of you, you know that? 304 00:25:11,918 --> 00:25:15,257 Come on, Cassie, all these compliments you're paying me 305 00:25:15,257 --> 00:25:17,155 are making me a little uncomfortable. 306 00:25:17,155 --> 00:25:20,226 Well, you know, today's the only day you're gonna get them, so enjoy. 307 00:25:20,226 --> 00:25:22,831 Cassie, Mom's looking for you! 308 00:25:22,831 --> 00:25:25,400 - Okay. - I guess you better get going? 309 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,505 Yeah. Well, it was nice talking to you, John. 310 00:25:28,505 --> 00:25:30,906 - Yeah. Yeah, you too. - Bye. 311 00:25:37,544 --> 00:25:39,713 Hey, Cassie, wait up! 312 00:25:40,847 --> 00:25:43,319 Hey, do you want to go to prom with me? 313 00:25:44,985 --> 00:25:48,356 Look, I know you have been through a lot- things are a mess... 314 00:25:48,356 --> 00:25:50,158 but it's prom, you know? 315 00:25:50,158 --> 00:25:54,359 I don't know, it's the last few weeks of high school, 316 00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:58,701 and I just figure it'd be the kind of thing that we'd regret not having done. 317 00:25:58,701 --> 00:26:00,701 Look, I really want to go. 318 00:26:00,701 --> 00:26:04,973 And you're the only person I could see myself going with. 319 00:26:04,973 --> 00:26:07,173 So how about it? 320 00:26:07,173 --> 00:26:11,279 I can't, John. I'm sorry. 321 00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:15,283 Look, if you're worried about me getting beat up or anything, 322 00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:17,715 - don't worry about it. - No, I'm not worried about that. 323 00:26:17,715 --> 00:26:20,918 Like, I- it's just like my brother's sick and I have got all this stuff to do. 324 00:26:20,918 --> 00:26:22,621 And it's just, like, I don't know. 325 00:26:22,621 --> 00:26:24,691 It's just too much, you know? 326 00:26:24,691 --> 00:26:26,626 - I understand. - Yeah? 327 00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:29,296 - Yeah, it's all right. - Well, call me later. 328 00:26:31,096 --> 00:26:33,133 - Bye. - Bye. 329 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,812 'Bride of the Cannibals' it is. 330 00:26:47,344 --> 00:26:49,047 Stupid. 331 00:27:02,393 --> 00:27:05,098 Here's your pancakes, sweetie. 332 00:27:05,729 --> 00:27:07,467 Lucille. 333 00:27:07,467 --> 00:27:11,071 I have been dreaming about your pancakes all day. 334 00:27:11,071 --> 00:27:13,205 I know, baby. 335 00:27:13,205 --> 00:27:16,375 That's what all the young boys say. 336 00:27:28,251 --> 00:27:30,255 What the fuck, man? 337 00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:39,632 Bill! Bill! 338 00:27:39,632 --> 00:27:41,332 - Jesus. - Okay, Bill! 339 00:27:41,332 --> 00:27:43,868 Deliver us from all of this evilness! 340 00:27:43,868 --> 00:27:46,270 Full of the devil! I know you did it! 341 00:27:46,270 --> 00:27:47,639 Bill, you gotta breathe. 342 00:27:47,639 --> 00:27:52,176 Breathe. Breathe. In the name of all that is holy, 343 00:27:52,606 --> 00:27:54,013 hallelujah, Lord. 344 00:27:54,544 --> 00:27:55,264 9-1-1. 345 00:27:57,212 --> 00:28:00,451 God, deliver us from these evil evil people! 346 00:28:10,354 --> 00:28:11,629 My God! 347 00:28:12,059 --> 00:28:15,667 Bill, you're in trouble! Bill! 348 00:28:16,665 --> 00:28:18,702 The ambulance will be right here. 349 00:28:18,702 --> 00:28:20,837 Bill, I know where you come from, Bill. 350 00:28:20,837 --> 00:28:22,907 I know you're- come on, Bill! 351 00:28:24,138 --> 00:28:27,178 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 352 00:28:34,615 --> 00:28:35,717 Shit. 353 00:28:35,717 --> 00:28:39,357 This is bad news. This is real bad news. 354 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:42,648 Yeah? 355 00:29:42,648 --> 00:29:44,818 I hope you're dressed. I have got big news. 356 00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:48,190 The entire team is going to the prom after all. 357 00:29:48,190 --> 00:29:50,490 So there's an 'I' in team now? 358 00:29:50,490 --> 00:29:53,227 John, don't try to be funny. You're not good at it. 359 00:29:53,227 --> 00:29:55,597 You're just not good at it. Hey, don't hang up. 360 00:29:55,597 --> 00:29:57,765 I didn't mean that. No no no no no no. 361 00:29:57,765 --> 00:29:59,331 John? John? 362 00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:03,238 - Spit it out. - Funny you should say that actually. 363 00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:16,049 All you need to know is that I have a date for prom. 364 00:30:16,049 --> 00:30:18,551 You need to get your ass out of fucking bed, 365 00:30:18,551 --> 00:30:21,355 get on a suit and tie, and that's it. 366 00:30:21,355 --> 00:30:24,221 You know, after listening to you rag on prom for the last week, 367 00:30:24,221 --> 00:30:26,359 I think I finally came around. 368 00:30:26,359 --> 00:30:28,128 Prom blows. 369 00:30:54,818 --> 00:30:56,488 That was a lot of rings. 370 00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:59,492 - I'm gonna go now. - No, no, dude, come on. 371 00:30:59,492 --> 00:31:01,393 Dude, please. 372 00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:04,429 Please? You can't let me go to this by myself. 373 00:31:04,429 --> 00:31:07,162 You're my best friend. You can't do that. It's not in the book. 374 00:31:07,162 --> 00:31:09,301 You can't do this. Please, man. 375 00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:11,003 Please. 376 00:31:11,003 --> 00:31:13,203 - Please? - All right. 377 00:31:13,203 --> 00:31:14,163 I will go. 378 00:31:15,973 --> 00:31:18,845 Thank God. 379 00:33:00,673 --> 00:33:03,412 - Hey. - Who goes there? 380 00:33:03,412 --> 00:33:06,181 Police. Open up. 381 00:33:07,511 --> 00:33:08,818 Okay. 382 00:33:09,348 --> 00:33:10,851 Come on. 383 00:33:10,851 --> 00:33:12,786 Hey, look, she said she was 18. 384 00:33:12,786 --> 00:33:14,552 I always believe what children say. 385 00:33:14,552 --> 00:33:16,587 No, man, I need to see your delivery schedule. 386 00:33:16,587 --> 00:33:18,659 - Open the fucking gate. Come on. - Okay. 387 00:33:18,659 --> 00:33:20,894 Okay, all right. 388 00:33:20,894 --> 00:33:23,298 I got the key right here. 389 00:33:23,298 --> 00:33:25,231 - No, wrong key. - Come on, man. 390 00:33:25,231 --> 00:33:26,965 - It's a fucking emergency. - I found it. 391 00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:29,337 No. Maybe it's this one. 392 00:33:31,636 --> 00:33:33,473 Son of a bitch. 393 00:33:33,473 --> 00:33:35,108 Looks like that one. Here it is. 394 00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:43,250 Gross. 395 00:34:16,347 --> 00:34:17,483 Hey. 396 00:34:19,782 --> 00:34:22,154 Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 397 00:34:22,154 --> 00:34:23,454 Rick. 398 00:34:23,454 --> 00:34:25,424 What are you doing here? 399 00:34:25,424 --> 00:34:28,194 What do you mean? I came to see you. 400 00:34:29,527 --> 00:34:30,762 Me? 401 00:34:30,762 --> 00:34:32,999 Yeah. Is that not okay? 402 00:34:32,999 --> 00:34:36,603 No. I mean, yes. I mean, what about Sandy? 403 00:34:36,833 --> 00:34:40,340 She's busy preparing her prom queen speech. 404 00:34:40,340 --> 00:34:42,040 Couldn't take it. 405 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:45,511 Plus I wanted to talk to you. 406 00:34:45,511 --> 00:34:47,178 Really? 407 00:34:47,178 --> 00:34:49,047 Sure. 408 00:34:49,047 --> 00:34:51,716 Yeah, the place- it looks really great. 409 00:34:51,716 --> 00:34:53,717 You do great work. 410 00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:55,553 You think so? 411 00:34:55,553 --> 00:34:57,288 Yeah. 412 00:34:57,288 --> 00:34:59,056 It's beautiful. 413 00:35:15,904 --> 00:35:20,213 Ungrateful little shits. 414 00:35:26,982 --> 00:35:28,685 Come on. 415 00:35:28,685 --> 00:35:31,888 - What if the teachers show up? - To the pool? 416 00:35:34,156 --> 00:35:35,993 Get them off. 417 00:35:57,678 --> 00:36:00,717 Come on! It's beautiful! 418 00:37:10,348 --> 00:37:13,555 - Rick. - Frederica. 419 00:37:13,555 --> 00:37:15,388 I want to fuck you. 420 00:37:15,388 --> 00:37:17,624 Wait, do you have a condom? 421 00:37:17,624 --> 00:37:20,260 I will pull out. 422 00:37:22,794 --> 00:37:25,298 What? What's wrong? 423 00:37:26,630 --> 00:37:28,170 Are you on your period? 424 00:37:28,170 --> 00:37:29,903 No, I'm a virgin. 425 00:37:42,113 --> 00:37:44,050 - What- what now? - Fuck! 426 00:37:44,050 --> 00:37:46,186 My tooth. 427 00:37:47,219 --> 00:37:48,720 What the fuck? 428 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:50,756 My God, help me! 429 00:37:50,756 --> 00:37:52,758 Stay away from me. 430 00:37:52,758 --> 00:37:54,492 Rick, help me. 431 00:37:54,492 --> 00:37:56,160 What is wrong with you? 432 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,294 I bet my friends that you would be an easy fuck, 433 00:37:58,294 --> 00:38:00,900 not that you would be all fucked up! 434 00:38:03,101 --> 00:38:04,904 Help me! 435 00:38:04,904 --> 00:38:07,407 You bled in my mouth! 436 00:38:19,317 --> 00:38:21,319 Frederica? 437 00:38:22,386 --> 00:38:25,058 Frederica, stop it! 438 00:38:27,357 --> 00:38:28,960 Shit. 439 00:38:30,192 --> 00:38:31,995 Frederica! 440 00:38:33,596 --> 00:38:35,700 Frederica! 441 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,669 Shit. 442 00:39:08,897 --> 00:39:10,066 Fuck! 443 00:39:10,066 --> 00:39:12,136 He cleans up real good? 444 00:39:12,136 --> 00:39:14,005 Where did you get that? 445 00:39:14,236 --> 00:39:16,541 My mom got it down from the attic. 446 00:39:16,541 --> 00:39:19,208 Well, it's very dapper. 447 00:39:19,208 --> 00:39:21,043 Dapper? I like that. 448 00:39:25,347 --> 00:39:27,450 So should we just call it? 449 00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:29,516 Head over to D & D's and watch movies all night? 450 00:39:29,516 --> 00:39:30,986 Yeah, we should. 451 00:39:33,189 --> 00:39:35,357 Well, fuck that, motherfucker! 452 00:39:35,357 --> 00:39:38,462 We're gonna get laid tonight. I got a sure thing in there. 453 00:39:38,462 --> 00:39:40,797 Come on. This is it, baby- 454 00:39:40,797 --> 00:39:43,729 one last night to hate your life just a little bit fucking more. 455 00:39:43,729 --> 00:39:45,166 This is it, motherfucker. 456 00:39:45,166 --> 00:39:49,274 2 men going to prom together. It's exactly as it should be. 457 00:39:55,509 --> 00:39:58,914 Shit, man. Paperwork's never been my thing. 458 00:39:58,914 --> 00:40:02,453 Hey, careful with those files. 459 00:40:02,453 --> 00:40:05,056 Hey, I'm just the night guard. 460 00:40:05,056 --> 00:40:07,285 I don't know anything about any of that stuff. 461 00:40:07,285 --> 00:40:11,161 If this is about some kind of bookkeeping cover-up or whatever, 462 00:40:11,161 --> 00:40:12,894 I don't know nothing about that. 463 00:40:12,894 --> 00:40:14,461 Just, you know, say no. 464 00:40:14,461 --> 00:40:16,465 Hey, you haven't seen my application 465 00:40:16,465 --> 00:40:18,563 floating around at the station, have you? 466 00:40:18,563 --> 00:40:20,534 I sent one in like 6 months ago. 467 00:40:20,534 --> 00:40:23,537 - Hey, what's today? - Friday. 468 00:40:23,537 --> 00:40:25,104 No, the fucking date, man. 469 00:40:27,206 --> 00:40:29,678 Jesus! Shit! 470 00:40:33,445 --> 00:40:35,217 Daddy. 471 00:40:35,618 --> 00:40:37,450 You got another fucking beer, man? 472 00:40:37,450 --> 00:40:39,653 My secret stash. 473 00:40:41,653 --> 00:40:43,923 Yeah. All right. 474 00:40:43,923 --> 00:40:45,391 Yeah. 475 00:40:47,527 --> 00:40:49,162 Can I use your phone? 476 00:40:49,162 --> 00:40:50,998 Yeah, just dial 9, 477 00:40:50,998 --> 00:40:54,403 then you will hear a dial tone, then you dial the area code 478 00:40:54,403 --> 00:40:57,134 and then your number. It's different than a regular phone. 479 00:40:57,134 --> 00:40:58,872 - Is it working? - Herman. 480 00:40:58,872 --> 00:41:01,074 It's me, Winston. 481 00:41:01,074 --> 00:41:03,578 Hey, man, I'm in some deep fucking shit down here. 482 00:41:03,578 --> 00:41:06,512 You gotta help me. Man, turn down the 'Sepulter' 483 00:41:06,512 --> 00:41:08,449 and listen to me, motherfucker! 484 00:41:08,449 --> 00:41:10,919 No, I'm fucking serious, man. 485 00:41:10,919 --> 00:41:13,553 - I- - Hey, these guys with you? 486 00:41:13,553 --> 00:41:15,354 Hold on. 487 00:41:16,354 --> 00:41:17,104 No. 488 00:41:18,156 --> 00:41:20,292 Fuck, man! 489 00:41:21,625 --> 00:41:24,263 Now do me a fucking favor, Man. 490 00:41:24,263 --> 00:41:26,333 You gotta tell these motherfuckers 491 00:41:26,333 --> 00:41:29,469 that the water coming out of here is bad news. 492 00:41:29,469 --> 00:41:31,805 They cannot deliver it. Do you understand me? 493 00:41:31,805 --> 00:41:33,137 Why do I gotta tell them? 494 00:41:33,137 --> 00:41:35,508 Man, it's jurisdiction bullshit, you know? 495 00:41:35,508 --> 00:41:38,111 Beaurocracy. Okay. 496 00:41:38,111 --> 00:41:42,051 Look, man, you're gonna be a fucking hero for this. 497 00:41:42,383 --> 00:41:45,881 Now, what kind of pussy you're gonna get for this? 498 00:41:45,881 --> 00:41:48,052 Man, you're gonna get the sashimi. 499 00:41:48,052 --> 00:41:49,520 What's that? 500 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,158 Man, that's the primo pussy, man- 501 00:41:52,158 --> 00:41:54,125 no smell. 502 00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:55,660 Fucking hero, man. 503 00:41:55,660 --> 00:41:58,130 Yeah. Thanks, man. 504 00:42:01,863 --> 00:42:03,700 The water here is bull- 505 00:42:58,553 --> 00:43:01,258 So where is your hot date? 506 00:43:01,258 --> 00:43:03,292 She's late. 507 00:43:06,060 --> 00:43:09,433 Or not fucking coming. 508 00:43:09,433 --> 00:43:11,935 I'm gonna go get some punch. 509 00:43:11,935 --> 00:43:14,570 Do you want some more? 510 00:43:14,570 --> 00:43:17,575 No, it tastes like someone pissed in it. 511 00:43:17,575 --> 00:43:20,311 I'm gonna go lower my standards. 512 00:43:32,986 --> 00:43:34,289 I can't find Rick! 513 00:43:34,289 --> 00:43:36,626 I am not gonna be embarrassed on that stage! 514 00:43:36,626 --> 00:43:38,126 I am the prom queen 515 00:43:38,126 --> 00:43:39,861 and he's the prom king! 516 00:43:39,861 --> 00:43:41,896 Why are you trying to ruin my life? 517 00:43:41,896 --> 00:43:44,800 Sandy, nobody's trying to ruin your life. 518 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,465 Perhaps he's just in the boys' room. 519 00:43:46,465 --> 00:43:48,704 Just calm down. 520 00:43:48,704 --> 00:43:50,705 Miss Hawker? 521 00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:57,678 Guess who. 522 00:43:57,678 --> 00:43:59,080 Cassie? 523 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,316 - It's me! - Cassie! 524 00:44:01,316 --> 00:44:03,216 - You're here! - I'm here! 525 00:44:03,216 --> 00:44:05,720 - Yeah, I changed my mind. - Have some punch. 526 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:08,323 Thanks. Yeah, I thought about what you said today. 527 00:44:08,323 --> 00:44:11,626 I don't know, I just thought, you're right. You know? It's prom. 528 00:44:11,626 --> 00:44:14,662 That's so great. I'm so glad that you're here. 529 00:44:14,662 --> 00:44:16,998 - Great. - Hey, baby. 530 00:44:16,998 --> 00:44:20,803 Hey, John. Sweetheart, do you think you can give John and I a minute? 531 00:44:20,803 --> 00:44:24,273 Because I would really like to apologize to him too. 532 00:44:24,273 --> 00:44:26,107 - I will just be a minute. - Okay. 533 00:44:26,107 --> 00:44:27,206 - Okay? - Yeah. 534 00:44:27,206 --> 00:44:28,875 I will bring you a fresh cup. 535 00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:30,242 Bye, John. 536 00:44:37,649 --> 00:44:39,987 Are you trying to be an asshole? 537 00:44:39,987 --> 00:44:43,391 I told you to stay away from her. 538 00:44:43,391 --> 00:44:45,822 But you couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? 539 00:44:45,822 --> 00:44:47,022 Could you? 540 00:44:49,130 --> 00:44:52,529 You want to know something about the girl of your dreams over there? 541 00:44:52,529 --> 00:44:55,637 Not only is she here with me and not you, 542 00:44:55,637 --> 00:44:57,704 but I'm gonna be fucking her tonight. 543 00:44:57,704 --> 00:44:59,836 I'm gonna take her home and I'm gonna fuck her 544 00:44:59,836 --> 00:45:01,874 every which way I want because I can. 545 00:45:01,874 --> 00:45:05,078 And no matter what I do, she's always gonna come back to me. 546 00:45:05,078 --> 00:45:07,312 What do you think about that? 547 00:45:12,784 --> 00:45:13,656 What? 548 00:45:13,984 --> 00:45:15,856 Do you like that, faggot? 549 00:45:15,856 --> 00:45:17,656 Stop this! 550 00:45:17,656 --> 00:45:20,492 Fuck you, man! Fuck you, man! 551 00:45:20,492 --> 00:45:22,294 - Fuck you! - What did you do? 552 00:45:22,294 --> 00:45:24,426 - Cassie, I didn't do anything. - That's a lie! 553 00:45:24,426 --> 00:45:27,065 You did something. Why do you always have to fight? 554 00:45:27,065 --> 00:45:28,500 Asshole! 555 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:30,703 You hit like your fucking boyfriend. 556 00:45:34,070 --> 00:45:36,140 I didn't fucking do anything! 557 00:45:36,140 --> 00:45:38,544 This is bullshit! He fucking started it! 558 00:45:38,544 --> 00:45:40,643 Watch your mouth! This is the second time today 559 00:45:40,643 --> 00:45:42,177 I have had to deal with this nonsense from you. 560 00:45:42,177 --> 00:45:44,814 You're out of here. I will not tolerate this barbaric behavior- 561 00:45:44,814 --> 00:45:47,854 - Are you fucking blind? He started it! - Out out! 562 00:45:47,854 --> 00:45:51,790 I am out! I can't get any more out than this! 563 00:45:53,055 --> 00:45:55,859 School sucks! 564 00:45:55,859 --> 00:45:58,262 John, wait! 565 00:45:58,262 --> 00:46:00,364 Will you wait? Wait! 566 00:46:02,998 --> 00:46:05,001 Jesus Christ. 567 00:46:51,179 --> 00:46:52,185 John! 568 00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:54,285 John, will you wait? 569 00:46:54,816 --> 00:46:57,221 Will you just wait? John! 570 00:46:57,221 --> 00:46:59,789 What, Cassie? What? What do you want? 571 00:46:59,789 --> 00:47:01,454 - I'm just sorry. - You're sorry? 572 00:47:01,454 --> 00:47:03,241 You're sorry for what? You're sorry that I get blamed for everything 573 00:47:03,241 --> 00:47:05,626 or you're sorry that your boyfriend's a fucking asshole? 574 00:47:06,027 --> 00:47:09,562 Or you're sorry that you're too stupid to tell the difference? 575 00:47:09,562 --> 00:47:10,568 Is that it? 576 00:47:11,869 --> 00:47:13,901 You gotta be a little clearer with me tonight 577 00:47:13,901 --> 00:47:15,701 because I have got a bit of a headache! 578 00:47:15,701 --> 00:47:18,339 - John! - Fuck you! 579 00:47:18,339 --> 00:47:22,113 He is the worst human being in this fucking school, 580 00:47:22,113 --> 00:47:25,113 and you are the best. 581 00:47:25,113 --> 00:47:26,616 Now how does that work? 582 00:47:30,083 --> 00:47:32,252 No, I want to know about that process- 583 00:47:32,252 --> 00:47:33,887 what goes through your head. 584 00:47:33,887 --> 00:47:37,327 How you can not like me, someone you have known for your entire life, 585 00:47:37,327 --> 00:47:39,558 someone who would treat you like an absolute queen, 586 00:47:39,558 --> 00:47:42,764 and instead go for that piece of shit back there. 587 00:47:42,764 --> 00:47:43,764 Why? 588 00:47:44,665 --> 00:47:47,170 Because he's rich? Because he's popular? 589 00:47:47,170 --> 00:47:50,470 I mean, Jesus, Cassie, you're not even poor. 590 00:47:50,470 --> 00:47:52,807 I mean, how obvious does it have to be? 591 00:47:52,807 --> 00:47:55,243 You would have to be practically retarded 592 00:47:55,243 --> 00:47:57,477 not to see that I'm in love with you. 593 00:47:57,477 --> 00:47:59,145 Everybody sees it. 594 00:47:59,145 --> 00:48:01,950 Marc sees it. 595 00:48:01,950 --> 00:48:05,686 Do you have any idea how embarrassing that is? 596 00:48:05,686 --> 00:48:06,436 No. 597 00:48:07,452 --> 00:48:09,790 No, of course you don't. 598 00:48:09,790 --> 00:48:12,193 I'm done with it. It's over. 599 00:48:12,193 --> 00:48:15,062 I can't take it anymore, Cassie. 600 00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:24,070 Hey, kids, you're gonna have to get back inside. 601 00:48:24,070 --> 00:48:26,236 Yo, we're having a conversation here, asshole. 602 00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:28,074 Not anymore. It's over. 603 00:48:28,074 --> 00:48:30,607 You need to get your girlfriend and take her back inside. 604 00:48:30,607 --> 00:48:33,210 That's not my girlfriend, all right, man? I'm going home. 605 00:48:33,210 --> 00:48:34,460 Stop! 606 00:48:36,081 --> 00:48:38,216 Get inside now! 607 00:48:38,216 --> 00:48:39,683 All right. 608 00:48:44,422 --> 00:48:46,691 - What the hell was that? - I don't know. 609 00:48:48,727 --> 00:48:51,198 I have a bad feeling. We gotta get out of here. 610 00:48:51,198 --> 00:48:51,948 Go. 611 00:49:43,945 --> 00:49:45,615 Who are they? 612 00:49:51,553 --> 00:49:54,425 I don't know. 613 00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:57,763 But I don't think that they're cops. 614 00:49:57,763 --> 00:50:00,932 Now I need you to go in there and get Alex, okay? 615 00:50:00,932 --> 00:50:03,634 No matter what he says, you get him out of there. 616 00:50:03,634 --> 00:50:05,666 You drag him by the hair if you have to, okay? 617 00:50:05,666 --> 00:50:07,536 Okay. But what about everyone else? 618 00:50:07,536 --> 00:50:09,570 I'm gonna tell Principal St. Clair what's going on, 619 00:50:09,570 --> 00:50:11,672 but I'm not staying here any longer than that. 620 00:50:11,672 --> 00:50:13,875 No matter what he says, we're getting out of here, okay? 621 00:50:13,875 --> 00:50:15,211 Okay. 622 00:50:24,986 --> 00:50:27,591 - Alex! Alex! - Cassie, have you seen John? 623 00:50:27,591 --> 00:50:30,794 You have got to come outside with me right now, okay? 624 00:50:30,794 --> 00:50:34,599 You just fucking cockblocked me. 625 00:50:43,370 --> 00:50:46,042 Okay. Don't get kicked out of prom. Just come with me. 626 00:50:46,042 --> 00:50:47,910 - All right. - God! 627 00:51:03,123 --> 00:51:05,461 Well, well, well. 628 00:51:05,461 --> 00:51:06,962 It is time 629 00:51:07,294 --> 00:51:09,764 to announce the prom king 630 00:51:09,764 --> 00:51:12,300 and the prom queen! 631 00:51:17,972 --> 00:51:18,692 Freak! 632 00:51:29,314 --> 00:51:31,584 God, what is taking him so long? 633 00:51:31,584 --> 00:51:35,220 So what are you talking about? There's dead bodies in here or something? 634 00:51:35,220 --> 00:51:37,223 You're not listening to me! 635 00:51:37,223 --> 00:51:38,724 I have had more than enough of this from you! 636 00:51:38,724 --> 00:51:40,360 - I told you to go home. - Back off! 637 00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:43,164 All right? Now there's a dead body in the pool 638 00:51:43,164 --> 00:51:45,228 and there's people surrounding the school! 639 00:51:45,228 --> 00:51:46,732 All right? Do something! 640 00:51:46,732 --> 00:51:48,633 Come on, boy, what kind of fool do you take me for? 641 00:51:48,633 --> 00:51:50,668 Principal St. Clair, there are people with guns outside- 642 00:51:50,668 --> 00:51:52,303 men in vans with guns! Will you just look? 643 00:51:52,303 --> 00:51:53,606 All right, wait a minute. 644 00:51:53,606 --> 00:51:55,743 Stay right here. Do not move. 645 00:51:55,743 --> 00:51:56,493 Go! 646 00:51:58,744 --> 00:52:01,448 What the hell is going on? 647 00:52:01,448 --> 00:52:03,984 They locked the doors! 648 00:52:03,984 --> 00:52:06,253 Wait, what? We're fucking trapped? 649 00:52:06,253 --> 00:52:08,455 What's going on out there? 650 00:52:11,657 --> 00:52:13,626 I'm the principal of this school! 651 00:52:13,626 --> 00:52:15,695 I demand to know what's going on. 652 00:52:35,512 --> 00:52:39,019 Who is that girl? Why is everyone looking at her? 653 00:52:39,019 --> 00:52:41,155 This is supposed to be my big night! 654 00:53:29,933 --> 00:53:32,404 Help me. 655 00:53:33,435 --> 00:53:35,137 Help me! 656 00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:37,674 Help. 657 00:54:05,191 --> 00:54:10,003 What, is this fucking terrorism or something? 658 00:54:10,003 --> 00:54:11,473 Why'd they lock us in? 659 00:54:11,473 --> 00:54:13,858 We just need to find a phone- we need to get help. 660 00:54:13,858 --> 00:54:15,942 No, we need to get out of here before they can lock all the doors. 661 00:54:15,942 --> 00:54:17,646 Art room has outside doors. 662 00:54:17,646 --> 00:54:19,679 No, the auditorium's way better because it leads out back. 663 00:54:19,679 --> 00:54:23,087 What, is this contagious? Did you see that guy's fucking face? 664 00:54:23,087 --> 00:54:25,484 I don't know, man. You don't look sick. Neither do you. 665 00:54:25,484 --> 00:54:26,587 What the fuck? 666 00:54:26,587 --> 00:54:29,622 Last time I checked kids were taking trench coats to school, 667 00:54:29,622 --> 00:54:31,593 not fucking biological weapons! 668 00:54:50,577 --> 00:54:52,579 - My back. - Okay, all right. 669 00:54:53,980 --> 00:54:55,717 We need to get out of here. 670 00:54:55,717 --> 00:54:57,751 They're here! They're here! 671 00:55:16,568 --> 00:55:18,571 - Look. - What? 672 00:55:27,246 --> 00:55:28,619 No, no... 673 00:55:29,446 --> 00:55:30,919 Fuck. 674 00:55:30,919 --> 00:55:33,754 No, no, no... 675 00:55:33,754 --> 00:55:36,190 Stupid fucking bitch. 676 00:55:36,190 --> 00:55:37,524 That fucking bitch. 677 00:55:39,491 --> 00:55:42,062 Fucking bitch. 678 00:55:42,062 --> 00:55:44,097 Fucking... 679 00:55:44,097 --> 00:55:45,298 Fuck. 680 00:55:45,298 --> 00:55:47,623 What do I fucking do? Don't fucking look at it. 681 00:55:47,623 --> 00:55:49,468 What the fuck? 682 00:55:49,468 --> 00:55:51,003 God. 683 00:55:51,003 --> 00:55:52,669 I need to go to the fucking library. 684 00:55:52,669 --> 00:55:55,839 I need to get those medical books- those books you always use, right? 685 00:55:55,839 --> 00:55:57,910 - Fuck! - It's not an STD! 686 00:55:57,910 --> 00:56:00,480 You need a doctor, not a book! Cassie! 687 00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:02,014 Cassie! 688 00:56:18,897 --> 00:56:21,165 Something is wrong. 689 00:56:21,165 --> 00:56:23,970 Something is very wrong. 690 00:56:27,137 --> 00:56:29,107 I had the baby. 691 00:56:29,107 --> 00:56:32,913 Please help me, please! 692 00:56:34,044 --> 00:56:36,548 - I- I can't help you. - Please! 693 00:56:36,548 --> 00:56:40,653 - You're sick, I can't- - My baby! I don't know what to do! 694 00:56:55,264 --> 00:56:57,067 Please! 695 00:56:59,402 --> 00:57:01,539 Get away from me! Get away from me! 696 00:57:01,539 --> 00:57:03,808 Get away from me! 697 00:57:06,108 --> 00:57:07,878 Don't come any closer! 698 00:57:07,878 --> 00:57:11,583 Don't move, please! 699 00:57:11,583 --> 00:57:16,022 - Please, please... - Oh, God! Oh, God! 700 00:57:21,090 --> 00:57:22,827 God. 701 00:57:22,827 --> 00:57:24,629 Cassie! 702 00:57:58,559 --> 00:58:01,363 Get the fuck down, man! Get your ass out of sight. 703 00:58:01,363 --> 00:58:04,769 No, man! What's your problem? 704 00:58:04,769 --> 00:58:07,769 I'm a fucking chick magnet, man. 705 00:58:07,769 --> 00:58:09,969 And this fucking world's coming to an end, 706 00:58:09,969 --> 00:58:11,973 and we gotta get the fuck out of Dodge. 707 00:58:11,973 --> 00:58:13,274 No, don't do this to me, man. 708 00:58:13,274 --> 00:58:15,640 I just came down here to pick your silly ass up, man. 709 00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:17,645 What is this, man? 710 00:58:18,177 --> 00:58:20,616 Light beer. You are pathetic. 711 00:58:20,616 --> 00:58:22,117 Take that back. 712 00:58:22,117 --> 00:58:24,453 Listen, man, I got everything figured out. 713 00:58:24,453 --> 00:58:26,956 I got my paperwork out of that fucking office. 714 00:58:26,956 --> 00:58:29,792 They're not even gonna know I was ever here, man. 715 00:58:29,792 --> 00:58:31,690 Yeah, well, I hate to rain on your parade- 716 00:58:31,690 --> 00:58:34,459 you just don't quit the police force without somebody noticing, man. 717 00:58:34,459 --> 00:58:35,694 You ever think about that? 718 00:58:35,694 --> 00:58:38,030 Up until this afternoon I was a fucking cop, remember? 719 00:58:38,030 --> 00:58:40,068 I know how this fucking bullshit works. 720 00:58:40,068 --> 00:58:42,267 I got it all covered. Just get the fuck out of here. 721 00:58:42,267 --> 00:58:45,505 You sure about this, Charlie, man? This is gonna be a mighty tall order. 722 00:58:45,505 --> 00:58:47,810 Let's roll, man. It's cool. 723 00:58:47,810 --> 00:58:49,508 All right then. 724 00:58:51,743 --> 00:58:53,346 Where are we headed? 725 01:00:17,494 --> 01:00:19,030 Come on. 726 01:00:39,684 --> 01:00:41,252 Are those gunshots? 727 01:00:41,252 --> 01:00:42,686 Come on. 728 01:00:51,794 --> 01:00:53,263 Please be quiet. 729 01:00:53,263 --> 01:00:55,400 My-- my legs! 730 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,368 They're going out! 731 01:00:57,368 --> 01:00:58,735 I made it! 732 01:00:58,735 --> 01:01:01,270 Please, please help me! 733 01:01:01,270 --> 01:01:03,473 Help me! 734 01:01:05,473 --> 01:01:06,510 I made it! 735 01:01:07,341 --> 01:01:08,813 I made it! 736 01:01:09,844 --> 01:01:13,785 Please! Please help me! 737 01:01:26,127 --> 01:01:27,830 Please! 738 01:02:05,398 --> 01:02:07,401 - Alex! - Alex! 739 01:02:12,004 --> 01:02:15,644 Shit! He's not here! He's in the library. 740 01:02:15,644 --> 01:02:18,042 He's sick, all right? Whatever it is, he's got it 741 01:02:18,042 --> 01:02:20,513 and he's convinced that he can save himself if he knows what it is. 742 01:02:20,513 --> 01:02:22,715 He thinks I can help him. I can't fucking help him! 743 01:02:22,715 --> 01:02:25,721 Fuck! I never should have let him go! 744 01:02:26,951 --> 01:02:29,289 You know I can't leave him? You know that? 745 01:02:29,289 --> 01:02:31,058 Let's just go and get him then. 746 01:03:03,622 --> 01:03:06,660 - Hey. Hey. - John. 747 01:03:06,660 --> 01:03:09,530 Have you seen my date? because I'd like to give her 748 01:03:09,530 --> 01:03:11,164 some of my mind. 749 01:03:31,648 --> 01:03:32,398 No! 750 01:03:35,519 --> 01:03:37,289 Doors, doors! 751 01:03:37,289 --> 01:03:39,158 Cassie, please! Come on, it's me! 752 01:03:39,158 --> 01:03:42,261 - Hey, hey! - Don't fucking touch me, John! 753 01:03:42,261 --> 01:03:45,064 - Cassie! - It's a skin disease, man. 754 01:03:45,064 --> 01:03:47,264 It's a skin disease. 755 01:03:47,264 --> 01:03:51,371 They're in the building. You gotta get out of here! 756 01:03:51,371 --> 01:03:53,636 - You gotta get out of here. - Cassie, open the door! 757 01:03:53,636 --> 01:03:57,010 You gotta get out of here. They're shooting people, John. 758 01:03:59,142 --> 01:04:02,113 Open the doors right now! 759 01:04:02,113 --> 01:04:03,713 Open them! 760 01:04:03,713 --> 01:04:06,418 Cassie? Cassie? 761 01:04:06,418 --> 01:04:08,618 - Come on, it's me! - I can't. You might be sick. 762 01:04:08,618 --> 01:04:11,757 No, no! I'm not sick. I'm fine. Please! 763 01:04:11,757 --> 01:04:15,060 Please! Open the fucking door right now. 764 01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:17,460 Do you hear me? Are you listening to what I'm saying? 765 01:04:17,460 --> 01:04:19,796 Open this door right now! 766 01:04:19,796 --> 01:04:22,901 Will you fucking shut up? Go away! 767 01:04:22,901 --> 01:04:24,601 Open the door. 768 01:04:28,571 --> 01:04:30,006 I can't! 769 01:04:30,006 --> 01:04:33,074 Look on the bright side, John- if I hadn't made you go to prom, 770 01:04:33,074 --> 01:04:35,846 you wouldn't have ended up with the girl of your dreams. 771 01:04:37,144 --> 01:04:40,752 Cassie, do you hear me? Are you listening to what I'm saying? 772 01:04:40,752 --> 01:04:43,355 You open this door right now! 773 01:04:45,453 --> 01:04:50,197 Cassie, please come on. You gotta open this door. You gotta let me in. 774 01:04:51,992 --> 01:04:53,361 Now! 775 01:04:55,497 --> 01:04:57,834 Cassie, please come on. Listen, I can help you. 776 01:04:57,834 --> 01:05:00,066 Listen to what I'm saying to you. This is me here. 777 01:05:00,066 --> 01:05:01,470 I can help you. 778 01:05:46,947 --> 01:05:48,949 Let's go. 779 01:05:50,616 --> 01:05:52,186 Come on! 780 01:06:01,561 --> 01:06:04,094 No one's being allowed through. The road's closed. 781 01:06:04,094 --> 01:06:05,632 It's an emergency situation. 782 01:06:05,632 --> 01:06:07,666 Come on, pal. We're already late for the wedding. 783 01:06:07,666 --> 01:06:09,771 - Cut us some slack. - No can do. 784 01:06:09,771 --> 01:06:13,709 Strict orders. You need to turn around and head back right now. 785 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:16,811 This is fucked, man. We gotta get out of here. 786 01:06:16,811 --> 01:06:19,615 Don't worry about it, cousin. I will handle this. 787 01:06:22,614 --> 01:06:25,453 Excuse me, officer? 788 01:06:25,453 --> 01:06:28,991 Why don't you step into my office for a minute? 789 01:06:28,991 --> 01:06:30,991 Listen, I'm a businessman 790 01:06:30,991 --> 01:06:34,797 and what do you say we work something out, okay? 791 01:06:36,194 --> 01:06:37,930 Butterfingers. 792 01:06:56,514 --> 01:06:58,150 Move it now! 793 01:06:59,918 --> 01:07:01,388 Where are we going? 794 01:07:01,388 --> 01:07:03,723 I need you to do something for me. 795 01:07:19,302 --> 01:07:20,971 It's gonna go really fast 796 01:07:20,971 --> 01:07:24,344 and then I'm gonna go into shock, okay? 797 01:07:24,344 --> 01:07:25,977 You're gonna have to do this. 798 01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:29,848 Okay? 799 01:08:19,194 --> 01:08:20,997 What I said before? 800 01:08:20,997 --> 01:08:23,400 I didn't mean it. 801 01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,034 Yeah, you did. 802 01:08:35,543 --> 01:08:37,113 Move, motherfucker! 803 01:08:37,113 --> 01:08:39,817 I'm gonna crack your fucking skull, bitch! 804 01:08:39,817 --> 01:08:42,786 Do you fucking hear me? Okay? 805 01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:44,787 Put your fucking head down, man! 806 01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:47,090 Fucking hit me, motherfucker! 807 01:08:47,090 --> 01:08:48,456 Yeah, come on, man! 808 01:08:48,456 --> 01:08:51,060 Yeah, yeah! You getting warm, motherfucker! 809 01:08:51,060 --> 01:08:53,326 I gave you everything! You were nothing before me! 810 01:08:53,326 --> 01:08:57,233 You think you can just drop me because you fucking feel like it? 811 01:08:57,233 --> 01:08:59,902 What about my feelings? 812 01:08:59,902 --> 01:09:03,507 What the fuck? What the fuck? Feelings! 813 01:09:03,507 --> 01:09:06,142 How could you fucking do this to me? 814 01:09:06,373 --> 01:09:08,578 I fucking loved you! 815 01:09:08,578 --> 01:09:11,448 - Cassie! - You don't break up with me! 816 01:09:11,448 --> 01:09:14,785 Nobody breaks up with me! Okay? 817 01:09:14,785 --> 01:09:17,653 What the fuck does he have that I don't? 818 01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:20,622 I want to fucking know! Do it, bitch! 819 01:10:16,008 --> 01:10:18,379 Just a little bit further. You have gotta get up. 820 01:10:18,379 --> 01:10:20,714 I lost too much blood. 821 01:10:20,714 --> 01:10:22,648 You have got to get out of here. 822 01:10:22,648 --> 01:10:24,417 Go, go. 823 01:10:24,417 --> 01:10:26,753 Just come on, come on. You're gonna be fine. 824 01:10:26,753 --> 01:10:28,754 - You gotta go. - No. 825 01:10:28,754 --> 01:10:32,160 - Get up. - He's there! Get him on the horn! 826 01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:35,931 No. John, we have got to go. We gotta go. 827 01:10:35,931 --> 01:10:37,997 Come on, come on... 828 01:10:41,898 --> 01:10:44,770 No, no, no! 829 01:10:44,770 --> 01:10:45,850 No, no... 830 01:10:50,340 --> 01:10:52,077 Go, go, go! 831 01:10:52,077 --> 01:10:53,037 Go! Run! 832 01:10:56,979 --> 01:10:58,188 Run! 833 01:10:59,249 --> 01:11:02,053 Run! Fuck you! 834 01:11:39,354 --> 01:11:43,396 Somebody! Please! Please! 835 01:11:43,396 --> 01:11:46,664 Please, help me! Please! 836 01:11:46,664 --> 01:11:50,069 Stop the car! Please! Please! 837 01:11:50,069 --> 01:11:52,938 Please stop the car! Please, please! 838 01:11:52,938 --> 01:11:55,539 Stop, stop! Please! 839 01:11:55,539 --> 01:11:57,106 What seems to be the trouble? 840 01:11:57,106 --> 01:11:59,341 I need to go to the hospital. Please help me, please! 841 01:11:59,341 --> 01:12:01,709 What the fuck happened? Your old man kicked you around? 842 01:12:01,709 --> 01:12:04,548 No, I just need to go to the hospital, you guys! Please! 843 01:12:04,548 --> 01:12:06,382 - Come on in. - Please! 844 01:12:08,683 --> 01:12:11,421 This is my cousin Herman and I'm Winston. 845 01:12:11,421 --> 01:12:13,587 Thank you. Winston, can we just please get out of here? 846 01:12:13,587 --> 01:12:15,558 - Please? Please? - Fucking A! 847 01:12:15,558 --> 01:12:17,159 Hit it, Herman. 848 01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:22,891 Subtitles: Arigon 849 01:13:05,706 --> 01:13:07,607 Break a leg, whore. 850 01:13:07,607 --> 01:13:09,409 Fuck you, troll. 851 01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:16,553 And don't touch my stuff, bitch. 852 01:13:44,476 --> 01:13:45,978 That is hot. 853 01:14:09,768 --> 01:14:13,039 I think that chick goes to my kid's high school. 854 01:14:13,039 --> 01:14:16,410 Man, that's fucking hot. 855 01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:18,711 Yeah, right? 856 01:14:24,849 --> 01:14:25,901 Yeah. 857 01:14:27,452 --> 01:14:29,388 Yeah! 858 01:15:41,356 --> 01:15:44,028 I'd still fuck her. 859 01:15:44,028 --> 01:15:45,829 No doubt. 860 01:15:56,037 --> 01:15:58,541 Honey, how old are you? 861 01:15:58,541 --> 01:16:01,111 Old enough. 862 01:16:04,212 --> 01:16:06,048 Excuse me. 863 01:16:06,048 --> 01:16:08,217 You okay? 864 01:16:08,217 --> 01:16:09,784 Honey, you- 865 01:16:09,784 --> 01:16:13,290 you just make me so hot. 866 01:16:21,563 --> 01:16:22,697 What the fuck? 867 01:16:25,198 --> 01:16:26,935 Fucking bitch. 868 01:16:26,935 --> 01:16:28,337 God. 869 01:16:38,044 --> 01:16:39,044 Hey. 870 01:16:40,044 --> 01:16:41,984 The song wasn't over. 871 01:16:45,018 --> 01:16:46,921 Fucking whores. 872 01:25:53,850 --> 01:25:55,353 Prom blows.