1 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:08,675 Akhirnya, episod terakhir. 2 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:10,719 Episod terakhir! Saya teruja. 3 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:11,845 Apa yang berlaku? 4 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:15,682 - Keadaan dunia teruk. - Seperti akhir zaman. 5 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:20,061 Saya akan tamatkan segalanya. 6 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,608 Tiada masa untuk bertangguh lagi. 7 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:27,986 Tak sangka dia makhluk asing? 8 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,156 Tapi bahaya semakin merebak! 9 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:33,908 Adakah rancangan awak akan berjalan lancar? 10 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,702 Awak pasti tiada masalah? 11 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:39,789 Kita serahkan nasib manusia ke tangan klon rosak! 12 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,250 - Ini babak pembukaan episod satu. - Betul! 13 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:45,420 Kita akan basmi makhluk asing sepenuhnya. 14 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:53,011 Tak perlu risau. 15 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,392 Ada orang bercakap di telinga dia. 16 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:00,351 Okey. 17 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:02,645 "Okey"? 18 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:05,482 Arahan rasmi dah tiba daripada Perdana Menteri. 19 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:06,941 Apa maksudnya? 20 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:11,196 Apabila strategi yang diguna pakai Kerajaan Perikatan Bumi gagal… 21 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:17,827 awak tahu rancangannya. 22 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:23,666 Kita mesti bertindak sebelum negara makin melarat, 23 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:29,589 walaupun seluruh dunia dilanda letupan nuklear. 24 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,634 "Nuklear"? Alamak. 25 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:34,469 - Krisis. - Mereka rahsiakan tindakan. 26 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:38,473 Tidak! 27 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,267 Jika gagal, dunia hancur! 28 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,144 Mereka dah bersedia! 29 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:48,066 Cerita ini semakin menarik. 30 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:52,779 Makhluk asing itu tak sabar. Tiba-tiba dia panggil kita. 31 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:56,407 Dia mendesak kita, 32 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:59,744 dan kita terpaksa terima syarat zalim macam kontrak hamba. 33 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:04,165 Mungkin dia ambil kira masa yang dibazirkan semasa buat kesimpulan. 34 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:05,542 Munasabah juga. 35 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,418 Saya harap awak betul. 36 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:09,587 Awak risaukan sesuatu? 37 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:11,297 Sebenarnya, 38 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:16,302 tak kisahlah apa yang dia rancang. 39 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:21,891 Kita cuma perlu gunakan kekerasan untuk mengubah keadaan. 40 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,226 Kamera terlalu dekat! 41 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:26,020 - Wajahnya dipotong. - Kekoknya. 42 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:15,361 LAST ONE STANDING MUSIM KEDUA 43 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:22,160 EPISOD KELAPAN "SONGSANG DAN TERBALIK" 44 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:24,454 Akhirnya, pertarungan terakhir. 45 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:30,335 - Ini kemuncaknya. - Ya. 46 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:39,302 Bergayanya mereka berjalan. 47 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:41,054 Menyampah betul. 48 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:44,682 Gaya jalan macam aksi filem pecah panggung. 49 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:46,517 Berambuslah. 50 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:52,148 Ini tempat apa? 51 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:54,734 Wah. 52 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:58,988 - Wah. Ini tempat apa? - Hebatnya. 53 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,074 Rumah agam menyeramkan. 54 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,079 Mereka semua masuk. 55 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:07,664 Ahli yang masih bertahan! 56 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:10,667 Watabe dah sampai. 57 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:13,169 Jadi ini kubur kita? 58 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,214 Tak, kita akan jadikannya satu pertunjukan. 59 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:21,594 Ini babak pembukaan bagi masa depan planet ini! 60 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:22,887 Hambarnya skrip dia! 61 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,517 - Mukanya… - Mereka datang! 62 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,853 -…sama dengan mendiang Dr. Daigo. - Ahli drama perubatan. 63 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:31,980 Awak semua siapa? 64 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:35,233 Kami kumpulan terselamat di hospital Yuki jadi doktor. 65 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,442 Penyampaiannya hambar. 66 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,695 Kami dah tahu daripada lelaki bernama Raja. 67 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,155 - Kaca mata itu… - Awak semua macam kami. 68 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:43,283 Klon pelawak. 69 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:47,620 Sukar dipercayai. Bukan kita saja? 70 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,999 Kami belajar saja dan tak pernah tonton TV. 71 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:54,627 - Mereka masih teruk. - Tak sangka ada pelawak dengan muka kami. 72 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:57,630 - Kami tak tahu. - Pekalah sikit! 73 00:04:58,172 --> 00:04:59,590 Awak patut perasan. 74 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:06,931 Doktor? 75 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,100 Kita seperti dalam mimpi ngeri. 76 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:10,351 Berlakon betul-betul? 77 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,061 Katakanlah ini mimpi! 78 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:14,397 Tolong katakan kami bermimpi! 79 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,107 Tak perlulah sampai begitu. 80 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,820 Awak semua pun ada, bukan? 81 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:22,697 Ini. 82 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:24,991 Tanda aneh ini. 83 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:28,286 Klon! Ia dieja dengan jelas! Klon! 84 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:32,832 Patutnya awak perasan! 85 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:37,045 Semua ada tulisan "klon" pada badan mereka. 86 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:41,841 - Perut dia. - Dia patutnya perasan. 87 00:05:41,924 --> 00:05:44,093 Dari kecil saya nak tahu tentang tanda ini. 88 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,470 Carilah jawapannya! 89 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:48,514 Tak sangka itulah maknanya. 90 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:49,974 Ada satu makna saja. 91 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:53,686 Kami datang ke sini untuk cari kebenaran. 92 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:59,525 Tak sangka Dr. Yuki ialah makhluk asing yang nak hancurkan manusia. 93 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,903 Sukar dipercayai. 94 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:04,030 Dr. Yuki, ya? 95 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:06,949 Apa awak buat? 96 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:11,079 Jangan masuk campur hanya kerana nak tahu, cik adik. 97 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:14,207 Dia kenyit mata! Tebalnya kelopak mata dia! 98 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,417 Kenyit mata dengan kelopak tebal. 99 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,962 Betul. Kita akan mati di sini. 100 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:24,217 Kita akan letupkan mereka sampai hancur bersepai! 101 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:31,474 Dan kita akan mati sebagai wira yang menyelamatkan Bumi. 102 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,434 Itu taklah teruk sangat. 103 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,646 Mari mati dengan senyuman. 104 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:39,232 Jangan nampak sedih. 105 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,859 Terutamanya pada waktu begini, 106 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:45,363 ceritakanlah kisah kelakar! 107 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:46,948 Kisah kelakar! 108 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,785 - Ringkas saja untuk finale. - Tunjukkan kemampuan. 109 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:55,456 CABARAN SATU KISAH KELAKAR 110 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:58,209 - Permulaan pengakhiran. - Pengakhiran akhir. 111 00:06:58,292 --> 00:07:00,545 Siapa yang terakhir bertahan? Ayuh! 112 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:01,754 Mari lihat. 113 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:05,591 Siapa akan mulakan? Ini peluang terakhir. 114 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:06,509 Baik. 115 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:09,720 Kisah kelakar, boleh jadi apa-apa saja. 116 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:14,809 Watabe. 117 00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:20,022 Semasa saya menghadapi skandal itu… 118 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:21,732 Cara dia cakap macam dah jelas. 119 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:25,236 …gandingan saya kata ada perkara penting perlu berubah. 120 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:26,612 Kojima kata, 121 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,407 "Saya akan mulakan." 122 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:30,575 Begitu. 123 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:33,119 Sebelum itu, Kojima tak pernah cakap perkara begitu. 124 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,955 Saya kata, "Okey, saya harapkan awak." 125 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:38,583 Kemudian, kami ubah formasi kami. 126 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:42,545 Kad kiu pertama bagi penggambaran pertama, 127 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:45,131 "Helo, saya Kojima." 128 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:48,176 Dia baca, "Kelo." 129 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,928 "Kelo." 130 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:55,391 Tak bagus, Kojima. 131 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,310 Dia terpaksa cabar had kemampuannya. 132 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,145 - Pasti dia gementar. - Ya. 133 00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:02,398 Saya teringat, saya pun pernah ada masalah dengan kad kiu. 134 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:06,861 Saya pengacara sebuah rancangan khas dan tetamunya Satomi Ishihara. 135 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:09,030 Ada kad kiu, 136 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:11,449 "Satomi, apa yang awak minat kini?" 137 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:12,450 "Satomi"? 138 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:15,244 Memanggil dia "Satomi" dengan kasual pada pertemuan pertama 139 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,663 - terasa janggal. Saya bukan begitu. - Ya. 140 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,917 Tapi memanggil dia "Cik Ishihara" terasa renggang. 141 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:23,961 Saya gementar dan kad kiu dah muncul, jadi saya kata, 142 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:26,214 "Cik Ishi, apa awak minat?" 143 00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:31,093 Tidak, itu Hidehiko Ishizuka. 144 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,345 "Cik Ishi"! 145 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:33,721 Ishi hanya kata "sedap." 146 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:36,224 Yalah, Cik Ishi penggemar makanan. 147 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:39,101 Di Osaka, 148 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:43,272 - ada teater Namba Grand Kagetsu. - Ya. 149 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:47,443 Di lobi, ada pakar komedi, Toshio Sakata 150 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:51,656 serta dua ke tiga lagi pakar komedi dan saya sedang tonton TV. 151 00:08:52,823 --> 00:08:54,700 Kami tonton rancangan meluas, 152 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:59,872 dan ada kisah tentang isteri curang 153 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,416 dan suaminya teramat marah 154 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,628 sampaikan dia kerat zakar kekasih isterinya. 155 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:06,963 - Apa? - Saya tahu. 156 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:08,756 Kejadian itu amat menakutkan. 157 00:09:08,839 --> 00:09:11,634 Tuan Bonchi Osamu, ahli kumpulan The Bonchi ada di situ 158 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:16,264 dan saya rasa dia nak kata, "Kejadian Sada Abe," 159 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:17,515 tapi dia tersilap. 160 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:20,977 Sebaliknya, dia sebut "Nabetsune." 161 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,478 Orang penting Giants. 162 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,772 Dalam kepala, saya fikir, "Dia tersilap," 163 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:28,276 tapi pakar komedi lain tak perasan 164 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:30,486 dan mereka sebut "Nabetsune" sepanjang program. 165 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,780 Akhirnya, 166 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,491 mereka berbual juga tentang Nabetsune yang betul. 167 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,287 Lancar menukar topik. 168 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,332 - Hebat. - Wah. 169 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,875 Mudahnya mereka tukar topik. 170 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,919 - Ia masuk dalam perbualan. - Ya. 171 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,422 - Perbualan yang aneh. - Menakutkan. 172 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:55,303 Pada zaman dulu, penghibur boleh masuk ke teater pada bila-bila masa. 173 00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:58,222 Semasa muda, biasanya lepas minum arak, 174 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,141 saya pergi ke bilik persalinan teater. 175 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:04,312 Saya selalu minum dengan Nego-six dan dia akan tertidur di situ. 176 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:09,275 Kami tanggalkan baju dia sampai dia telanjang bulat 177 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:11,152 tapi Nego-six tetap tak bangun. 178 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:13,571 - Mengacau dia. - Saya kata, "Dia tak bangun." 179 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:17,033 Saya jumpa cakera padat Carpenters di bilik persalinan 180 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,492 dan saya selit di punggungnya. 181 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,954 Kemudian, saya dengar dia bercakap perlahan dalam tidur, 182 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,623 Indahnya perasaan 183 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,001 Dia ada bakat rahsia? 184 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:28,753 Dia pemain cakera padat. 185 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,174 - Itu tipu, bukan? - Pemain CD. 186 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:35,801 - Dia mainkan CD itu. - Hebat. 187 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,971 Boleh saya ceritakan kisah mengarut? 188 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,598 - Teruskan. - Silakan. 189 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:43,851 Semasa musim pertama Last One Standing, 190 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:47,104 saya suruh pengurus saya berikan snek kepada semua orang. 191 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,815 Sekitar lima ke enam pagi pada hari dingin, 192 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,526 pengurus saya kata, "Snek daripada Daigo dah sampai," 193 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,863 dan saya segan-segan beritahu mereka yang itu cuma biskut beras. 194 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,073 - Musim lalu. - Kali ini, 195 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:59,283 untuk elak masalah pada musim kedua, 196 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,578 saya suruh pengurus saya dapatkan Baumkuchen. 197 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,788 Sedapnya. 198 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:04,914 Dari Jiichiro. 199 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,082 - Oh. - Saya suka itu. 200 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,792 Saya kata saya akan bayar. 201 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:11,545 Saya minta dia beli sebelum kita mula merakam drama ini. 202 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,758 Saya fikir, nanti sampailah 203 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,134 dan akan diumumkan. 204 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:18,844 Semasa penggambaran, 205 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:23,140 mereka umumkan, "Ada snek daripada Daigo. 206 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,768 "Ada raspberi untuk anda." 207 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:26,686 Raspberi? 208 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:28,729 Raspberi. 209 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,064 Sebab kami di gunung, 210 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,317 nampak macam saya petik sendiri. 211 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:36,737 Macam makhluk gunung. 212 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,366 Dia petik raspberi macam rakun dan tupai. 213 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,411 Saya teringat, saya tonton Last One Standing 214 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,038 dan saya peminat musim pertama. 215 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,957 - Ada para pelakon hebat. - Ya. 216 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,251 Ada pelakon wanita terkenal juga. Mereka hebat. 217 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,878 Watabe pun segak dengan baju itu. 218 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,632 Daigo, Kawashima dan yang lain nampak hebat. 219 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,052 Saya disuruh jadi doktor, saya sangka akan nampak hebat lagi. 220 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,179 Saya jadi kiropraktor. 221 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,641 Mereka jadikan saya kiropraktor. 222 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:10,479 Baju dia itu. Dia nampak hodoh. 223 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,022 Saya nak kot putih. 224 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,191 "Nampak hebat lagi?" 225 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:18,279 Itu ayat orang yang pernah nampak hebat saja. 226 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:19,405 Apa seterusnya? 227 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:20,364 Awak tahu? 228 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,744 Awak pernah pergi ke tandas di kedai, bukan? 229 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:31,375 Awak tak nak pelanggan lain perasan yang awak buang air besar. 230 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,293 Betul. 231 00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:33,836 Jadi, sedaya upaya, 232 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:37,423 awak cuba buang air besar sepantas membuang air kecil. 233 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,758 - Itu sukar. - Wah. 234 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:39,717 Saya makin berumur, 235 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:43,971 - jadi tak boleh sepantas dulu. - Betul 236 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:48,893 Saya fikir boleh gunakan semburan wangian supaya orang lain tak perasan. 237 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:49,852 Betul juga. 238 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:53,689 Tapi, apabila nak guna semburan itu, adakalanya ia tiada. 239 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,690 Betul. 240 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,858 Apabila itu berlaku, 241 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,528 saya sapukan sabun pada tangan… 242 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,863 - Tidak… - Apa? 243 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,490 …dan ayunkan begini di tandas. 244 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,451 Macam taici. 245 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:08,245 Awak rasa tarian ini dapat ubah apa-apa? 246 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,586 Tarian tangan bersabun. 247 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,587 Sebarkan bau sabun. 248 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,047 Harapnya adalah. 249 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,342 Itu buat saya teringat, 250 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,637 saya ada impian semasa sekolah menengah. 251 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,056 - Silakan. - Saya tak begitu petah, tapi saya cuba. 252 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:30,392 Semasa di sekolah menengah, saya meminati seorang gadis. 253 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:34,522 Adakalanya, kita bermimpi benda-benda begitu, bukan? 254 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,315 Sebab hormon tak stabil. 255 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:40,027 Saya bersama gadis cantik itu di dewan judo, 256 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,823 dan kami mula buat macam-macam dalam mimpi. 257 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:47,201 Saya cium, tanggalkan bajunya, dan payudaranya terdedah. 258 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,745 Saya ghairah sebab nampak payudaranya dalam mimpi. 259 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,624 Saya tanggalkan seluar dalamnya tapi saya tak pernah lihat bahagian itu. 260 00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:54,667 - Betul! - Okey. 261 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,709 Saya tak tahu. 262 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:56,836 - Begitu. - Ya. 263 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,128 Tapi, dalam mimpi saya, 264 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:01,465 saya fikir, "Akhirnya saya boleh lihat bahagian sulit itu." 265 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,469 Saya tanggalkan seluar dalamnya, dan di celah pahanya, 266 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,597 ada peranggu loceng angin daripada kulit lembu. 267 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,977 Saya terkejut melihatnya. 268 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,604 Ada peranggu loceng angin daripada kulit lembu. 269 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:20,860 Saya tak tahu. 270 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,195 Otak saya ligat memikirkannya. 271 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,030 Bagaimana rupa sepatutnya? 272 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,907 Tapi saya tak boleh beritahu sesiapa. 273 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,742 Macam mana dia tahu kulit lembu? 274 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,080 Apa? 275 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,165 Apa itu? 276 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,167 Oh, begitu. 277 00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:41,755 Makhluk hidup di planet ini yang dipanggil manusia 278 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:47,094 cuba kekalkan kewarasan mereka dengan lari daripada realiti. 279 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,472 Itu cara hidup yang kurang cekap. 280 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,057 - Aduhai! - Alamak! 281 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:53,893 Muka dia! 282 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:54,894 Dia dah sampai. 283 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,645 Untuk rundingan ringkas, 284 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,064 persediaan begini agak melebih-lebih. 285 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:04,028 Saya rasa macam kamu nak korbankan nyawa kamu. 286 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,286 Mana bom itu? 287 00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:13,329 Bom dah hilang! 288 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,538 - Dah hilang. - Apa? 289 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:18,292 Saya dah nyahaktifkan bom yang kamu harapkan itu. 290 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,377 Begitu! Dia dah tahu segalanya. 291 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,545 Malang sekali. 292 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,884 Rundingan gagal. 293 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,515 Tak guna! Watak ini pun dirampas daripada saya. 294 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,518 Pulangkan kerja saya! 295 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,273 - Watabe! - Watabe! 296 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,274 - Apa? - Qigong? 297 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,279 Awak okey? 298 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,740 Awak boleh! 299 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:52,242 Alamak! 300 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,285 - Ayuh! - Sia-sia. 301 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,870 - Tangkap dia! - Watabe. 302 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,330 - Watabe! - Watabe! 303 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,793 Ini macam realiti Watabe sekarang. 304 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,420 - Awak okey? - Jangan mengalah! 305 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,463 Awak boleh! 306 00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,674 Watabe melutut! 307 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,008 Watabe, jangan tengok dia! 308 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,095 Jangan tengok! 309 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,930 Watabe melutut! 310 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,559 Keadaan tak menyebelahi kita. 311 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,895 Saya dah kata saya nak berbincang. 312 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,315 Boleh saya ambil masa kamu sebentar? 313 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,650 Dia kuat. 314 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,443 Cakaplah. 315 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,905 Kamu makhluk yang lemah pun 316 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,950 pasti ada penyesalan. 317 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,034 Penyesalan? 318 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:40,708 Apa kamu nak cakap sebelum mati? 319 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,918 Begitu! 320 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:50,092 CABARAN DUA PERKARA YANG NAK DIKATAKAN SEBELUM MATI 321 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,637 - Finale sudah tiba. - Ya. 322 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,850 Boleh saya mulakan? Saya nak cakap sesuatu sebelum mati. 323 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:58,809 Baiklah. 324 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:05,691 Di Twitter, ada pelakon porno ikuti saya. 325 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:06,859 Mungkin awak pun sama. 326 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,571 Saya nak sangat ikuti dia juga. 327 00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:11,697 Ya. 328 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,700 Saya bukannya mengharapkan apa-apa, 329 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:17,202 walaupun hanya melalui mesej peribadi, 330 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:20,039 saya nak kata, "Saya minat awak, saya tonton lakonan awak." 331 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,666 Walaupun hanya perbualan pendek, 332 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,668 saya nak sangat mengikuti akaun dia 333 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,295 atau hantar mesej peribadi. 334 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,840 Tapi mustahil sebab saya hanya buat sketsa. 335 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:32,426 Betul. 336 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:36,722 Saya buat sketsa dan banyak lagi kerja lain. 337 00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,307 Saya ada tanggungjawab. 338 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,477 Kalau saya buat manzai, saya boleh ikuti dia. 339 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,316 Bukan begitu halnya bagi pelawak manzai. 340 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,443 Itulah beza sketsa dan manzai. 341 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,527 Profesional. 342 00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,362 Saya faham. 343 00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,574 Saya pun buat manzai. 344 00:17:56,158 --> 00:18:00,120 Kali pertama Takeshi lihat bahan lawak saya, 345 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:01,789 dia tergelak kecil. 346 00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:06,585 Ada segmen interaktif, jadi saya teruja 347 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,295 dan saya nak tahu pendapatnya. 348 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:09,713 Dia kata, "Kamu berdua 349 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:13,759 macam gandingan lelaki miang dan ulat tiket." 350 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,430 Saya risaukan sangat kata-katanya 351 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,933 sampai lupa tanya siapa miang dan ulat tiket. 352 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,560 Betul. Yang mana satu? 353 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:26,647 Miang dan ulat. 354 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,565 Kedua-duanya teruk. 355 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:29,900 Dua-dua ulat tiket. 356 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:32,945 - Ya, nampaknya begitu. - Betul. 357 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,531 Ada sesuatu yang pelik berlaku. 358 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:40,661 Saya dan rakan gandingan saya, Unagi, naik teksi dan tambangnya 820 yen. 359 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:45,457 Unagi beri 1,020 yen dan suruh pemandu itu simpan bakinya. 360 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,334 Beri saja 1,000. 361 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,002 Itu dah cukup. 362 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,045 Betul. 363 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,047 Betul kata dia. 364 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,216 Saya dan pemandu itu keliru kerana 20 yen itu. 365 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,136 Bukan semua benda kita faham. 366 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,053 - Ya. - Betul. 367 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:02,182 Pada hari Ahad semasa saya di gred tujuh, 368 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:05,060 saya dapat panggilan telefon daripada kawan saya, 369 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,312 dia ajak saya keluar bermain. 370 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,774 Tapi, hari itu, saya nak keluar dengan keluarga saya, 371 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,901 jadi saya kata, "Maaf, saya tak boleh pergi." 372 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:18,532 Esoknya di sekolah, saya minta maaf kepada dia tentang hal itu. 373 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:20,909 Saya tanya, "Apa awak buat semalam?" 374 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,913 Dia kata, "Saya lukis ini di rumah," 375 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,208 dan tunjukkan kepada saya lukisan Yuji Oda yang cantik. 376 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:31,712 Saya tak faham. 377 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,966 Gambar cantik Yuji Oda. 378 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,760 Pasti dia kebosanan separuh mati. 379 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,263 - Ya, memanglah. - Takkanlah. 380 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,807 Saya tak pernah beritahu ini kepada sesiapa. 381 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,934 Saya ada nenek. 382 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:47,978 Dia ada kedai jeruk. 383 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:52,024 Semasa di gred sembilan, berlaku ledakan kesihatan. 384 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,651 Jeruk sukar dijual kerana kandungan garamnya. 385 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,738 Hanya jeruk kurang masin di pasar dapat dijual. 386 00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,991 Adakah nenek patut tutup kedai berusia 60 tahun itu? 387 00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:03,785 Datuk yang wariskan kedai itu kepadanya. 388 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,706 Suatu petang Jumaat, seorang pak cik tua yang tinggi datang. 389 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:12,377 Dia kata, "Maaf, saya nak semua jeruk timun yang ada di sini. 390 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:18,050 Kebetulan saya cuba minggu lepas dan rasanya sedap. 391 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:21,553 Kalau saya pergi ke pasar, hanya ada jeruk kurang masin, 392 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,680 dan dah lama saya nantikan yang ini." 393 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:24,932 Jeruk masin, ya? 394 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,559 Selepas itu, dia datang setiap Jumaat selama tiga minggu. 395 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,647 Pada minggu keempat, adakah dia akan datang lagi? 396 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,066 Tapi seorang mak cik sopan yang datang. 397 00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:38,946 Kami tanya apa dia mahu dan dia kata, "Saya bukan nak beli. 398 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,989 Ada nampak lelaki tua tinggi baru-baru ini?" 399 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:43,825 Kami terkejut. 400 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,329 Dia kata, "Pak cik pengsan sebab tekanan darah tinggi. 401 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:52,251 Tekanan darahnya tiba-tiba naik dan dia terus pengsan." 402 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,336 - "Baru-baru ini… - Aduhai. 403 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,838 …ada lelaki tua datang ke sini?" Dia tanya lagi. 404 00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:00,050 Rasa macam polis yang datang 405 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,843 dan nenek saya kata, 406 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,596 "Tidak." 407 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,391 Saya tak faham. 408 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,726 Itu kali pertama saya nampak nenek menipu. 409 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:12,688 Dia rasa macam penjenayah… 410 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,691 Ya, macam dia penjenayah yang lakukan kesalahan. 411 00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:18,443 Nenek tak kata, "Saya tak nampak lelaki begitu." 412 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,153 Dia terus kata, "Tak." 413 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,241 Bukannya mak cik itu salahkan kami. 414 00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:26,868 Kalau begitu, 415 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,288 saya nak ceritakan sesuatu yang orang salah faham. 416 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:30,205 Apa? 417 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:34,084 Bukankah kita semua anggap Kiyoshi Nishikawa 418 00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:36,461 agak dungu? 419 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,255 Sebenarnya, ya. 420 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,799 Dia tak dungu. 421 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,553 Dia sangat hebat dan dia lelaki sejati. 422 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:50,934 Baru-baru ini saya sertai jelajah negara NGK Live Tuan Kiyoshi. 423 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,436 Kemudian, akhirnya, 424 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:57,316 ahli amatur berkumpul dan kata Tuan Kiyoshi timbulkan masalah buat mereka 425 00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:01,153 dan kata macam-macam tentang Tuan Kiyoshi. 426 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:03,238 Mereka amat marah, 427 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,991 kemudian staf umumkan, "Masa untuk penutup!" 428 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:10,829 Akhirnya, isteri Tuan Kiyoshi, Helen, bawa sejambak bunga untuknya. 429 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:14,791 Tapi pelawak amatur itu baru kata betapa sukarnya dia, 430 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:19,212 jadi Helen kata secara spontan, "Saya tak nak beri awak bunga!" 431 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:21,423 Penonton ketawa. 432 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:24,593 Kemudian, Helen pandang Tuan Kiyoshi 433 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:28,263 dan kata, "Tolonglah, kawal diri awak!" 434 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,015 Itu yang dia kata. 435 00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:34,353 Kemudian, dalam nada perlahan yang penonton tak dapat dengar, 436 00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:38,231 Tuan Kiyoshi kata, "Selagi awak di sini, saya tak mampu." 437 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,402 Dengan suara perlahan? 438 00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:46,198 Dia memang hebat. 439 00:22:46,281 --> 00:22:47,574 Sangat hebat. 440 00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:49,659 Ahli amaturnya saja dapat dengar. 441 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:54,581 - Suara dia amat hebat. - Daigo saja dapat dengar. 442 00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:58,502 Saya ada sesuatu nak kata tentang amatur dan veteran. 443 00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:02,381 Semasa menghadapi skandal, ramai orang hubungi saya. 444 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,093 Malah saya dapat panggilan daripada Tsurube. 445 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:10,514 Di telefon, bunyinya macam dia mabuk dan hampir menangis, 446 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,435 tapi dia kata, "Apa awak buat? Apa masalahnya? 447 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,270 Jangan buat lagi. 448 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:22,275 Kalau awak rasa nak buat begitu lagi, hubungi saya." 449 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,528 Saya kata, "Okey." 450 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:27,489 Kemudian dia kata, "Saya akan sertai awak." 451 00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,621 Itu nasihat yang hebat. 452 00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:37,416 Tsurube senior yang hebat. 453 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,084 - Tak mungkin. - Hebat. 454 00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:40,252 Itulah Tsurube. 455 00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:43,547 Lama dahulu, pasangan saya cuba berlagak hebat, 456 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:46,258 jadi dia mandi dengan rokok menyala dan ia terpadam. 457 00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:48,802 Dungu. 458 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,931 Unagi, dungunya awak. 459 00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:53,974 Rokok menyala? 460 00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:55,350 Semasa mandi. 461 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,562 Saya pernah dengar, tapi dah lama dulu. 462 00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:01,857 Boleh saya bercerita tentang pasangan saya juga? 463 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:02,941 - Begini, - Bagus. 464 00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:05,485 kami pernah buat persembahan manzai di Fuji TV. 465 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,237 Kami kena pakai kasut kulit, 466 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,573 tapi dia pakai kasutnya 467 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,242 dan kata, "Ya?" 468 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,495 - Macam dengar bunyi ketukan. - Seramnya. 469 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,750 Dia sangka bunyi ketukan. 470 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:23,670 - Kelakar. - Takutnya waktu berdua dengan dia. 471 00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:25,088 - Tak boleh cakap. - Takutnya. 472 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:28,967 Saya pernah nampak Tamura tidur di bilik persalinan, 473 00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:32,304 tiba-tiba dia bangun, tengok jam, menjerit dan bergegas keluar. 474 00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:36,099 Lama kemudian, dia kembali dan kata, "Saya tersilap 12 jam." 475 00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:40,187 Itulah Tamura. 476 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,274 Macam mana boleh tersilap 12 jam? 477 00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:47,235 Dia sangka jam 10 malam, tapi sebenarnya 10 pagi. 478 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,613 Kemudian dia sambung tidur di tempat sama. 479 00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:55,452 Dah lama dulu, sekitar waktu Base Yoshimoto, Tamura… 480 00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:56,453 Tamura lagi? 481 00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:59,998 …bersama semua orang untuk penggambaran di Namba Parks. 482 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:02,792 Dia gembira sangat dapat pergi ke Namba Parks beramai-ramai 483 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:06,421 sampai terloncat-loncat dan menyentuh papan tanda. 484 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,006 - Dia teruja. - Memang gaya dia. 485 00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:10,717 Ada eskalator di Namba Parks 486 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:15,680 untuk naik ke tingkat atas dan entah kenapa Tamura duduk di situ. 487 00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:17,390 Dia duduk saja. 488 00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:19,351 - Agak bertenaga. - Ya. 489 00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:20,393 Dia berseronok. 490 00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:23,146 Waktu itu, dia pasang rantai pada dompetnya 491 00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:25,440 dan berdentang-dentang bunyinya. 492 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,568 Rantai itu boleh tersangkut jadi dia tarik begini. 493 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:31,821 Eskalator Namba Parks terhenti sebab dia. 494 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:37,202 - Jadi masalah besar. - Dia nampak menyedihkan, bukan? 495 00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:39,204 Dia sangka rantai itu akan tersangkut. 496 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:42,916 - Dia sangka akan tersedut ke dalam. - Dia melompat juga. 497 00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:44,209 Kelakarnya. 498 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,589 Kamu semua memang makhluk kelakar. 499 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:50,507 Eh, dah habis. 500 00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:52,300 Apa maksudnya? 501 00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:59,266 Kami tak berniat jahar, makhluk Bumi. Itulah maksudnya. 502 00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:00,350 - Apa? - Apa? 503 00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:02,811 Mereka tak berniat jahat? 504 00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:06,273 Satu lagi gaya pelik. 505 00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:09,234 Kenapa ini? 506 00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:13,488 Dr. Yuki, apa ini? 507 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,992 Ini membantu kamu, makhluk bumi, untuk lebih cepat faham. 508 00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:18,660 Kepala saya… 509 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:19,661 - Apa? - Kenapa? 510 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,830 Ada video dihantar ke fikiran saya! 511 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:28,628 Saya datang ke Bumi bertahun-tahun lalu. 512 00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:29,588 Betulkah? 513 00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:34,092 Itu ET! Jangan tiru karya agung itu! 514 00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:37,387 Kami telah bina ketamadunan canggih di planet kami, 515 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:41,099 tapi kami datang untuk perhatikan dan kaji lebih mendalam tentang kamu. 516 00:26:41,182 --> 00:26:42,684 Di belakang itu ayahnya. 517 00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:47,188 Sekejap, dia tak comel langsung. Gelinya! 518 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,649 Menggunakan teknologi saintifik terkini, 519 00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:53,862 saya dengar jenaka kamu sebanyak mungkin. 520 00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:55,572 Dia dengar jenaka mereka! 521 00:26:56,072 --> 00:26:57,365 Wah, itu barang lama. 522 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:02,746 Di planet kami, kami gelarkannya "Last One Standing." 523 00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:03,788 "Last One Standing." 524 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:06,958 Ini kaedah penyelidikan kuno untuk kaji makhluk tak diketahui. 525 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,377 Last One Standing ialah kaedah penyelidikan. 526 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:14,799 Apa makhluk Bumi akan kata ketika dalam dilema? 527 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:17,260 Dia dengar menggunakan telefon bertali? 528 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,721 Kami mula faham melalui jenaka kamu. 529 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:21,264 Fokus pada tamadun awak! 530 00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:24,643 Kami perlu pastikan kami lengahkan masa. 531 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:27,145 Sebagai penyiasatan jenaka, 532 00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:32,609 saya berbangga diberi kepercayaan untuk jalankan misi penting ini… 533 00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:34,152 Nagisa penyiasat jenaka? 534 00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:35,862 -…dan bantu jenaka. - Begitu. 535 00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:39,324 Malah kami bahayakan nyawa kami. 536 00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:41,284 Begitu. Mereka sentiasa memerhati. 537 00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:43,495 Aduhai. 538 00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:47,999 Bukan senang nak ceritakan kisah bosan dengan sengaja. 539 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,959 Awak gagal! 540 00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:52,796 Tunggu sekejap. 541 00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:56,800 Ini punca awak sebarkan virus itu? 542 00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:59,969 Virus itu bukan dari planet kami. 543 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:03,515 Ada makhluk asing lain yang dah mula menyerang 544 00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:06,142 untuk mengawal Bumi. 545 00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:07,060 Begitu! 546 00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:10,063 Kami hampir terperangkap oleh mereka. 547 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:14,150 Sudah-sudahlah beri alasan bodoh! Minta maaf dengan ikhlas! 548 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:15,819 Percayalah. 549 00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:18,571 - Saya dah mula sukakan kamu. - Lebih baik jangan. 550 00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,699 Saya nak lindungi kamu. 551 00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:23,493 Jadi, ini simbol apa? 552 00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:24,494 Simbol raksasa! 553 00:28:24,577 --> 00:28:27,414 - Ada barang awak mempunyai simbol sama! - Ya. 554 00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:29,499 Mari sertai yang lain sementara sempat. 555 00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:32,627 Hei! Awak tercicir sesuatu. 556 00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:36,172 - Betul. Simbol ini selalu muncul. - Ya. 557 00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:40,135 Dalang penciptaan dan penyebaran virus itu ialah awak, bukan? 558 00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:42,470 Itu simbol makhluk asing lain. 559 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:43,888 Tanda makhluk asing? 560 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:47,976 Saya selalu bawa benda itu untuk kumpul maklumat tentang mereka! 561 00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:50,812 - Jangan tipu! - Babak penting, lakonan teruk. 562 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:53,022 Tidak. Dia tak menipu. 563 00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:54,315 Apa maksud awak? 564 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:56,651 Apa ini? 565 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:01,364 Tengok ini. 566 00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:05,493 Itu dia! Simbol raksasa! Ia masih suatu misteri. 567 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,703 Betul. 568 00:29:06,786 --> 00:29:09,330 Saya dah bersedia. 569 00:29:10,665 --> 00:29:13,585 Saya akan ubah segalanya! 570 00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:14,878 Ubah keadaan? 571 00:29:16,337 --> 00:29:17,338 Apa? 572 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:20,467 Sekejap. Apa ini? 573 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:21,926 - Apa maksudnya? - Hei… 574 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:25,889 Baiklah. 575 00:29:26,806 --> 00:29:27,974 Itu saya! 576 00:29:28,057 --> 00:29:32,479 Inilah makhluk asing jahat daripada planet lain. 577 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:34,647 Nobu Si Makhluk Asing! 578 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:37,859 "Nobu Si Makhluk Asing"? Buruknya nama itu! 579 00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:38,777 Itu saja? 580 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,779 Sekejap, kenapa salah saya lagi? 581 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:42,781 Saya dah bosan dengan kejutan! 582 00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:45,200 Rekaan simbol itu bagus. 583 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:49,537 Saling tak tumpah macam gandingan asal awak! 584 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,581 - Ya. - Taklah! 585 00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:57,128 Bertahun-tahun sebelum gandingan Chidori dibentuk, 586 00:29:57,962 --> 00:30:01,633 makhluk asing ini sudah lama bersembunyi di Bumi. 587 00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:05,428 Saya dalangnya? Saya tak buat apa-apa pun. 588 00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:08,640 Jadi, awak kata awak pelawak planet ini? 589 00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:11,351 Memanglah. Saya Nobu daripada Chidori. 590 00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:14,854 Kalau awak pelawak Bumi, pasti awak boleh jawab ini. Ayuh. 591 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,022 Jawab apa? 592 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:18,733 Apa perkara pertama 593 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:21,444 makhluk asing cakap sebaik saja tiba di Bumi? 594 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:22,654 - Cakaplah! - Cakap! 595 00:30:22,737 --> 00:30:23,655 Pelawak! 596 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:30,286 Keluarkan semua isi perut lembu 597 00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:33,873 dan buka restoran daging organ barbeku. 598 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:37,961 Sudahlah! 599 00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:40,088 Betulkah dia pelawak? 600 00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:42,006 - Takkanlah. - Dia Nobu Si Makhluk Asing. 601 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,634 Bencinya. Seluruh dunia nampak saya gagal. 602 00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:46,678 Ya. Ini distrim ke seluruh dunia. 603 00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:49,889 Karen pun ada di situ! 604 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,140 - Karen? - Apa? 605 00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:54,811 Hei, Karen! 606 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:56,312 Jangan kacau Karen. 607 00:30:56,396 --> 00:31:01,609 Apa perkara pertama makhluk asing kata 608 00:31:02,485 --> 00:31:03,987 sebaik saja tiba di Bumi? 609 00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:05,321 Susahnya. 610 00:31:06,322 --> 00:31:07,824 Inikah stesen kereta api? 611 00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:11,452 - Awak pelawakkah? - Awak pelawak? 612 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,621 Adakah dia pelawak? 613 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,373 Nampaknya dia lebih kelakar. 614 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,293 - Hebatnya! - Taklah. 615 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:21,129 Saya akan jelaskan kekeliruan ini secepat mungkin, 616 00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:25,425 tapi saya perlu bantuan kamu untuk tumpaskan Makhluk Asing Nobu kejam! 617 00:31:25,508 --> 00:31:27,176 Kami sokong awak, makhluk asing. 618 00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:32,056 Awak boleh dapatkan siaran langsung studio dengan bantuan kemasyhuran kami. 619 00:31:32,807 --> 00:31:33,641 Kamu semua… 620 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:39,022 Sama ada kami penjenayah atau doktor, 621 00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:43,234 tak kiralah apa haluan kami, akhirnya, 622 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:46,821 jalan yang kami pilih 623 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:50,116 ialah di tengah-tengah Jalan Komedi! 624 00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:51,993 "Jalan Komedi"! 625 00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:54,412 - Di tengah! - Muka mereka menjengkelkan! 626 00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:57,332 Teruknya. 627 00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:59,208 Hashimoto tak buat muka buruk. 628 00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:00,168 Ikut saya! 629 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:01,920 Baiklah. 630 00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:07,675 Wah, ada sesuatu! 631 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:10,386 Tidak! 632 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:11,930 - Apa? - Mereka akan tembak! 633 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:13,848 Ramainya askar! 634 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:14,974 Mereka dari mana? 635 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:15,892 Di belakang! 636 00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:18,436 Alamak! Mereka dikepung. 637 00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:21,147 Ini teruk. 638 00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:26,569 Siapa ini? 639 00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:28,571 - Itu Okabe! - Apa awak buat? 640 00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:29,739 Saya tonton Elpis. 641 00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:31,991 Arahan kerajaan Bumi adalah mutlak. 642 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:34,577 Untuk pertahankan keamanan manusia, 643 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:37,956 kami perlu basmi semua makhluk asing. 644 00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:39,165 Tegasnya! 645 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:43,294 Apalah yang manusia tahu? 646 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:45,505 Makihara… 647 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,592 - Kamu fikir kamu betul… - Dia menangis? 648 00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:52,220 …tapi dah banyak kesilapan kamu buat, bukan? 649 00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:55,723 Karen, tak perlu keluarkan air mata. Sia-sia saja. 650 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:58,434 Betul. Memang kamu makhluk begitu. 651 00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,895 Sungguh bersemangat. 652 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:05,066 Tanpa mengira status, kedudukan, logik, keuntungan atau kerugian, 653 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:10,530 ada masanya sedikit kata-kata mampu menyentuh hati. 654 00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:18,121 Betul. Itulah makna menjadi manusia. 655 00:33:19,205 --> 00:33:20,665 Tak perlu logik. 656 00:33:21,874 --> 00:33:23,334 Apa-apa pun boleh. 657 00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:27,505 Gunakan isi hati anda yang penuh semangat 658 00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:29,173 dan ambil hati mereka 659 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:31,342 untuk sentuh perasaan mereka! 660 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:32,969 Tema terakhir! 661 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:34,929 Benar-benar terakhir! 662 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,764 Sentuh perasaan mereka! 663 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:39,058 Mesej berapi-api mereka. 664 00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:44,022 Ini menentukan siapa Last One Standing. 665 00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:45,356 Semoga berjaya! 666 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:47,066 Di sini! 667 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,779 - Media massa. - Media massa datang. 668 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:54,407 - Mereka rakam secara langsung. - Ini siaran langsung. 669 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,577 Siapa akan mulakan? 670 00:33:57,660 --> 00:33:58,619 Pendapat berapi-api. 671 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,122 Pendapat bersemangat? 672 00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:03,499 Jiro mulakan! 673 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,334 Biar saya cakap! 674 00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:09,047 - Pramugari! - Pramugari? 675 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:11,049 Terima kasih atas usaha awak. 676 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:12,341 Dalam kapal terbang. 677 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:16,637 Rambut awak selalu kemas dan rapi. Memang nampak cantik. 678 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:21,517 Waktu nak mendarat sekalipun, tolonglah tunjukkan kepada kami 679 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:24,020 ketebalan sebenar rambut awak. 680 00:34:26,814 --> 00:34:28,816 Ada pramugari rambutnya tebal. 681 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:31,778 Saya nak tengok ketebalan sebenar rambut awak. 682 00:34:32,528 --> 00:34:33,404 Tolonglah. 683 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,868 - Betul. - Kelakarnya. 684 00:34:38,951 --> 00:34:40,119 Rambut mereka rapi. 685 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,623 Kawashima pula. 686 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:46,125 Kepada kanak-kanak yang menonton, 687 00:34:47,376 --> 00:34:51,506 apabila dewasa nanti, kamu mungkin akan ke rumah mahjung. 688 00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:52,757 Rumah mahjung, ya? 689 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,594 Sekitar jam dua pagi, kamu akan rasa lapar 690 00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:58,888 dan mungkin nak makan makanan segera. 691 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,432 Jangan makan yakisoba dalam cawan. 692 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:02,433 - Apa? - Kenapa? 693 00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:05,686 Semua orang akan minta sedikit, 694 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,230 kamu dapat makan separuh saja! 695 00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:10,983 Betul kata dia! 696 00:35:11,567 --> 00:35:12,527 Hati-hati! 697 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:14,320 - Itu popular. - Betul. 698 00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:17,031 - Makanan orang lain paling sedap. - Betul. 699 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,908 Baunya sedap. 700 00:35:20,701 --> 00:35:25,873 Di sekolah menengah tempat saya, makanan tengah hari disediakan. 701 00:35:26,874 --> 00:35:30,086 Makan tengah hari di sekolah rendah dan menengah. 702 00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:34,841 Di sekolah rendah, kami dapat dua keping roti. 703 00:35:36,175 --> 00:35:38,136 Tapi di sekolah menengah, 704 00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:42,890 bilangannya berganda menjadi empat keping. 705 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,058 Banyaknya. 706 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,268 Bukankah itu bodoh? 707 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:52,066 Kami nampak macam mampu makan empat keping roti putih kosong? 708 00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:57,113 - Sekurang-kurangnya bakarlah dulu. - Betul. 709 00:35:57,613 --> 00:35:58,906 Walaupun roti dibakar, 710 00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:01,159 cukuplah dua keping. 711 00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:03,703 Tepat sekali. 712 00:36:03,786 --> 00:36:06,455 Tolong pertimbangkan semula! 713 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:09,167 Yuusuke marah. 714 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,751 Tapi betul kata dia. 715 00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:12,879 - Ini dia! - Hei! 716 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:13,796 Ini pasti bagus. 717 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:18,885 Kepada penghibur yang mungkin dilanda skandal… 718 00:36:18,968 --> 00:36:20,011 Ini dia. 719 00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:24,015 …staf rancangan yang anda bintangi sememangnya sangat baik. 720 00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:29,478 Mereka kata, "Datang balik bila-bila," atau "Kami akan uruskan hal penaja." 721 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:30,563 Perkara begitu. 722 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:35,067 Tapi satu-satunya yang anda boleh percaya 723 00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:36,569 ialah Chiba TV! 724 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:42,033 Satu-satunya penaja Chiba 725 00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:44,952 ialah Kamatori Jyutaku! 726 00:36:47,997 --> 00:36:49,498 Syabas, Kamatori Jyutaku! 727 00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:53,294 - Jangan percayakan yang lain! - Apa boleh buat? Mereka akan kembali. 728 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:54,837 - Semoga berjaya. - Sabarlah. 729 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,214 Hei, awak dengar tak? 730 00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,508 Pengarah yang ke lokasi bersama kami. 731 00:37:00,092 --> 00:37:01,886 Awak ada banyak nota. 732 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:06,140 Awak ikut kami ke sekolah penyelenggaraan kereta. 733 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:08,935 Ada banyak nota. Tahu apa nota terakhir? 734 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:11,145 "Awak nak jadi apa nanti?" 735 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:13,731 Mestilah pekerja selenggara kereta! 736 00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:22,031 Kepada ratu S&M di depan saya… 737 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:23,574 Ini dia. 738 00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:27,828 …awak kata, "Saya saiz D, 739 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,665 tapi saya nak jadi saiz E, 740 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:34,335 jadi ramaslah saya sebaiknya." 741 00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:39,257 Apabila saya kata, "Saya nak zakar dua meter, 742 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:41,592 jadi ramaslah saya dengan baik." 743 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:46,097 Awak kata, "Awak sangat kelakar." 744 00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:50,935 Ayat awak masih tersemat di hati saya! 745 00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:57,858 Dahsyat juga mesej dia! 746 00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:59,318 Dia sangat gembira. 747 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:00,403 Mesej yang bagus. 748 00:38:00,486 --> 00:38:02,613 - Awak ucap terima kasih. - Ya. 749 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:03,781 Giliran Daigo! 750 00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:05,741 Hei, Sakuma! 751 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:07,618 Sakuma! Dia marah penerbit. 752 00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:10,121 Sakuma! Awak sedang tonton, bukan? 753 00:38:10,204 --> 00:38:11,289 Dia mengarah sekarang. 754 00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:14,542 Tak lama selepas musim pertama tamat, 755 00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:19,380 awak jumpa saya untuk buat musim kedua Last One Standing. 756 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:21,465 Itu yang awak minta! 757 00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:25,386 Saya dah kata, "Boleh, tapi ia sangat susah." 758 00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:29,056 Awak kata, "Sebab dah banyak idea awak curahkan pada musim pertama, 759 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,892 awak dah tiada idea, ya?" 760 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:34,228 "Tiada lagi kisah panjang dan menyedihkan." 761 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:37,231 Awak kata, "Separuhnya ialah jenaka sebaris." 762 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:39,859 Ada satu saja segmen jenaka sebaris! 763 00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:42,361 Wah. Hebat. 764 00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:43,779 Betul. 765 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,406 Yang lain semuanya cerita! 766 00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:48,909 Tema berubah, tapi semuanya kisah hiba! 767 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:52,788 Kebanyakannya cerita panjang. 768 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:53,998 Cerita lengkap. 769 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:57,001 - Cis, kita tertipu. - Mereka ejek kita. 770 00:38:57,084 --> 00:38:59,128 Awak rasa kami ada berapa banyak cerita? 771 00:39:00,629 --> 00:39:01,464 Mereka tertipu. 772 00:39:01,547 --> 00:39:02,882 Berkenaan itu, 773 00:39:03,382 --> 00:39:05,051 semasa penggambaran, 774 00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:07,845 tiada makan malam, bukan? 775 00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:11,807 Saya tak nak mengamuk, 776 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:14,560 jadi saya pujuk diri, "Tak apalah," dan datang ke set. 777 00:39:14,643 --> 00:39:19,315 Saya buka bekas makan malam, di dalamnya ada ayam goreng Korea 778 00:39:19,398 --> 00:39:20,816 sebesar jari kelengkeng saya! 779 00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:26,739 Ayamnya kecil macam jari kelengkeng. 780 00:39:26,822 --> 00:39:28,115 Sangat kecil! 781 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,242 Mana ada ayam goreng begitu! 782 00:39:30,826 --> 00:39:32,912 Saya boleh terus telan tanpa gigit! 783 00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:37,416 Itu tak adil. Maaf. 784 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:42,046 Hei, kacang ginko! 785 00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:44,048 - Kacang ginko! - Kacang ginko? 786 00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:49,095 Kamu busuk tapi sedap? Atau sedap sebab kamu busuk? 787 00:39:49,178 --> 00:39:51,013 Beritahu saya suatu hari nanti. 788 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:55,768 Saya suka jenaka begitu. 789 00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:57,436 Hei, hei, hei! 790 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,646 Hei, hei! 791 00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:00,064 Hei, TikTok. 792 00:40:00,147 --> 00:40:01,065 TikTok. 793 00:40:01,148 --> 00:40:04,068 Ada banyak video berbeza di TikTok. 794 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:09,073 Ada ramai gadis muda di situ menari-nari dan payudara mereka bergoyang. 795 00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:14,787 Tapi video mereka terlalu pendek untuk melancap! 796 00:40:16,163 --> 00:40:18,082 Cepat. Balik ke sini. 797 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:21,752 Jangan buat begitu semasa guna TikTok. 798 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:24,672 Pendedahan baharu bagi TikTok. 799 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:28,217 Sudah hampir di penghujung, semua. 800 00:40:28,717 --> 00:40:31,595 Berikan pendapat terakhir kamu! 801 00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:34,265 - Ayuh! Siapa orangnya? - Ayuh! 802 00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:36,684 - Siapa akan menang? - Semua berpotensi. 803 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:40,563 Kepada peminat Unjash di seluruh Jepun. 804 00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:47,319 Disebabkan tindakan saya, Kojima amat marah pada saya. 805 00:40:47,403 --> 00:40:50,698 Kojima kata, "Saya marah bukan sebab hubungan sulit awak. 806 00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:52,575 Kemanusiaan awak dah rosak. 807 00:40:52,658 --> 00:40:54,493 Hubungan sulit bukan hal kecil. 808 00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:56,245 Saya marah bukan sebab itu." 809 00:40:57,204 --> 00:40:58,164 Jadi saya fikir, 810 00:40:58,831 --> 00:41:00,916 entah-entah dia pun curang! 811 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:04,044 - Hei. - Sekejap. 812 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,963 Kamu patut kecam dia juga! 813 00:41:06,755 --> 00:41:07,882 Kejamnya! 814 00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:11,218 - Dia tak curang. - Watabe libatkan dia. 815 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:14,054 Pelik sebab dia tak marah tentang hubungan sulit itu! 816 00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,640 - Mari sini! - Sudahlah! 817 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:19,059 - Awak teruk. - Kami gandingan hebat. 818 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,936 - Kemanusiaan itulah! - Mari sini! 819 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,314 - Dia marah kemanusiaan awak. - Itu masalahnya. 820 00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:24,773 Kenapa marah peminat? 821 00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:26,317 Biar saya cakap mewakili semua. 822 00:41:27,026 --> 00:41:28,569 Untuk Last One Standing, 823 00:41:28,652 --> 00:41:31,322 kami perlu hafal banyak skrip untuk drama. 824 00:41:31,405 --> 00:41:33,199 Sukar tapi tak dapat dielakkan. 825 00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:37,786 Itu sebab adakalanya kami terlupa atau tersilap. 826 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:44,627 Tapi Watabe selalu terlupa skripnya. 827 00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:46,712 Jadi saya fikir, "Buatlah betul-betul!" 828 00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:48,672 Maaf! 829 00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:50,424 - Saya juga. - Saya juga. 830 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:51,342 Awak salah. 831 00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:53,552 - Dah lama! - Dah lama dia tiada kerja! 832 00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:55,804 Saya tak bekerja sekerap kamu semua! 833 00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:58,807 - Dah lama dia tak kerja. - Mereka menjerit. 834 00:41:59,391 --> 00:42:01,685 Jangan berlagak depan saya. 835 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,021 Sudahlah! 836 00:42:04,104 --> 00:42:05,439 Apa? Biarlah. 837 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:09,902 Ada sesuatu berlaku sewaktu awak mula-mula sampai, bukan? 838 00:42:09,985 --> 00:42:11,570 - Pada awalnya. - Apa? 839 00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:15,783 Tahu apa reaksi pelawak lain semasa awak sampai? 840 00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:19,453 Kami dan pelawak amatur okey saja. 841 00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:22,331 Ada beberapa amatur saya jumpa buat kali pertama. 842 00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:27,169 Apabila awak sampai, awak duduk diam-diam 843 00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:31,006 dan ucap helo semasa kami sibuk. Itu saja. 844 00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:34,552 Saya fikir susahlah nak berjenaka kalau begitu keadaannya. 845 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:38,222 - Kawashima mula buat kuiz. - Ya. 846 00:42:38,305 --> 00:42:40,307 - Betul? Kita semua sertai. - Ya. 847 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:44,061 Awak tak sertai kuiz seronok kami di bilik persalinan. 848 00:42:44,144 --> 00:42:49,024 Supaya gurauan kita lancar, saya kata, 849 00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:51,151 "Kalau awak nak kata begitu, 850 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:54,029 awak ada kuiz lainkah?" 851 00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:55,447 "Tak, tiada." 852 00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:56,907 Apa maksud awak tiada? 853 00:42:58,826 --> 00:43:00,911 Sertai sajalah walaupun terpaksa! 854 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:03,205 - Itu berlaku? - Apa-apa pun boleh! 855 00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:06,000 Apa-apa saja! Sertai sajalah! 856 00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:08,294 Bagus. 857 00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:12,881 Hei, apabila ada orang buat lawak lucah, 858 00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:15,843 semua orang jeling awak. 859 00:43:16,635 --> 00:43:17,511 Betul. 860 00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:20,014 Kenapa dia buat lawak selepas itu? 861 00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:21,849 Ini bukan untuk Watabe. 862 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:25,352 Tiada orang duduk di sebelah awak, bukan? 863 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:27,229 Pelawak amatur dan veteran 864 00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:29,648 tak tahu nak kata apa atau dah lama tak nampak awak. 865 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:30,733 Dia marah Watabe. 866 00:43:30,816 --> 00:43:32,610 Orang yang duduk di depan awak 867 00:43:33,235 --> 00:43:34,612 ialah Kimoto! 868 00:43:36,655 --> 00:43:38,073 Bukankah itu teruk? 869 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,828 Orang berskandal duduk bersama. 870 00:43:42,911 --> 00:43:44,455 Dalam perjalanan ke sini, 871 00:43:45,664 --> 00:43:47,499 saya nak kereta lokasi, 872 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:51,128 dan ada mesin pembuat kopi di dalamnya. 873 00:43:52,338 --> 00:43:54,465 Kereta bergerak di jalan bergunung-ganang, 874 00:43:55,841 --> 00:43:59,678 dan sebaik saja melalui jalan tak rata, 875 00:44:00,179 --> 00:44:03,015 air panas dalam mesin kopi tumpah 876 00:44:04,266 --> 00:44:05,851 dan terkena Watabe saja. 877 00:44:08,103 --> 00:44:09,313 Padan muka awak. 878 00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:12,399 Kasihannya. 879 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:15,694 - Dia basah kuyup tapi dia kata dia okey. - Betul! 880 00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:17,154 Mestilah awak tak okey! 881 00:44:18,822 --> 00:44:21,200 - Ke situ perginya Nishida, ya? - Kelakar. 882 00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:24,203 Kepada semua penghibur. 883 00:44:24,286 --> 00:44:25,245 Semua penghibur. 884 00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:28,290 Jangan duduk di sebelah mesin kopi dalam kereta lokasi! 885 00:44:33,587 --> 00:44:35,255 Aduhai, kelakarnya. 886 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,675 Kalau begitu, biar saya suarakan hal yang kita rasa. 887 00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:40,010 - Ya, silakan. - Cakaplah. 888 00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:41,303 - Luahkannya. - Apa? 889 00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:43,555 Ramai terlibat dalam rancangan ini. 890 00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:44,807 - Betul. - Memang ramai. 891 00:44:44,890 --> 00:44:46,600 Berapa ramai di sini sekarang? 892 00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:50,020 Mereka semua dah bekerja keras. 893 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:52,981 Hei, Sakuma! 894 00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:54,358 Kepada penerbit Sakuma. 895 00:44:54,441 --> 00:44:57,152 Awak tulis skrip rancangan ini, bukan? 896 00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:58,070 Ya, betul. 897 00:44:58,153 --> 00:45:01,657 Saya takkan lupa, sekitar episod ketiga, 898 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:04,159 Yuki tiba-tiba kata, 899 00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:08,789 "Ini melanggar Peraturan 7." 900 00:45:08,872 --> 00:45:10,165 - Dia kata begitu! - Ya. 901 00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:12,334 Kemudian, seperti dalam skrip, 902 00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:16,296 saya kata, "Apa itu Peraturan 7?" 903 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,006 Kemudian Yuki kata, 904 00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:20,509 dia cuba sembunyikannya, 905 00:45:20,592 --> 00:45:25,264 "Tiada apa-apa," lalu dia pergi. 906 00:45:25,347 --> 00:45:26,181 Saya ingat. 907 00:45:26,265 --> 00:45:28,892 "Peraturan 7" itu kata kunci penting. 908 00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:32,146 Hari ini episod terakhir! 909 00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:34,565 Kami dah baca skrip sampai habis. 910 00:45:34,648 --> 00:45:36,066 "Peraturan 7" 911 00:45:36,775 --> 00:45:38,569 langsung tak bermakna apa-apa! 912 00:45:39,069 --> 00:45:41,029 - Betul. - Apa itu? 913 00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:42,740 Apa benda "Peraturan 7"? 914 00:45:43,949 --> 00:45:46,410 "Peraturan 7" melibatkan apa? 915 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:49,496 Tak penting langsung. 916 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:53,876 Pulangkan semua lakonan babak "Apa Peraturan 7" saya! 917 00:45:54,668 --> 00:45:57,504 Juga lakonan "Tiada apa-apa" Yuki! 918 00:45:58,756 --> 00:45:59,965 Aduhai, kelakarlah. 919 00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:03,969 Masa untuk menentukan! 920 00:46:04,052 --> 00:46:05,637 - Ya! - Siapa pemenangnya? 921 00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:09,391 Boleh jadi sesiapa saja! 922 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:13,270 Akhirnya ia akan ditentukan. 923 00:46:13,353 --> 00:46:15,731 - Pengumuman pemenang. - Ya. 924 00:46:16,231 --> 00:46:17,941 Berhenti! 925 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:20,527 - Kurosawa, semua. Nagisa. - Ramai pelakon. 926 00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:21,779 Hirako juga. 927 00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:24,782 Itakura dan Hiccorohee. 928 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,787 Murashige, Sakai, Minamikawa, 929 00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:32,998 Yamazoe, Kuritani, Nakaoka. 930 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:35,751 Mereka semua kelakar. 931 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:41,298 Mungkinkah kita… 932 00:46:42,883 --> 00:46:44,968 -…salah? - Mereka turunkan senjata. 933 00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:53,602 Apa patut kita percaya? Apa patut kita buat? 934 00:46:53,685 --> 00:46:55,312 Mesej sampai kepada mereka. 935 00:46:56,939 --> 00:46:59,316 Alamak! Dia nak tekan suis nuklear! 936 00:46:59,399 --> 00:47:00,359 Tidak! 937 00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:02,986 Beri kami arahan, Kapten! 938 00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:07,699 Tak perlu hantar mereka ke stesen penyiaran TV. 939 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:09,535 Tak mungkin… 940 00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:14,623 Semua yang dengar jenaka kamu disiarkan ke seluruh dunia 941 00:47:15,582 --> 00:47:17,459 akan sokong bahawa ini keputusan tepat. 942 00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:26,385 Orang yang mendengar luahan mereka? 943 00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:27,886 Dah ada keputusan? 944 00:47:32,182 --> 00:47:33,225 Dia dihalang! 945 00:47:33,308 --> 00:47:34,518 Sebab jenaka mereka? 946 00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:37,646 Popular di tempat pertama… 947 00:47:38,146 --> 00:47:39,815 Nishida menang! 948 00:47:43,318 --> 00:47:44,570 - Bagus! - Nishida! 949 00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:49,992 - Dia memang kelakar! - Saya? Betulkah? 950 00:47:53,662 --> 00:47:55,706 Tiada penghormatan sehebat ini. 951 00:47:55,789 --> 00:48:00,961 Tapi saya tak boleh tunjukkan kepada isteri dan anak-anak saya. 952 00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:05,299 - Betul. - Biar gyaru kulit perang kembali popular! 953 00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:07,092 Kami tak tahu pun. 954 00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:10,178 Saya nak gyaru yang pegang tokong pijak saya. 955 00:48:10,846 --> 00:48:12,639 Saya tak nak belut pupus! 956 00:48:13,974 --> 00:48:15,183 Dia hebat dalam komedi! 957 00:48:15,267 --> 00:48:16,727 Nishida menang. Tahniah! 958 00:48:16,810 --> 00:48:17,728 Terlalu hebat. 959 00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:22,107 Manusia memang mengagumkan. Betul, Daigo? 960 00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:24,151 Ya. 961 00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:27,946 Gelak ketawa manusia memang bagus, bukan? 962 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,656 Sudah! Awak bukan Shimura. 963 00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:33,327 Syabas, semua! 964 00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:35,871 Syabas! 965 00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:39,124 Tamat sudah Last One Standing. 966 00:48:39,207 --> 00:48:42,002 - Nishida ialah pemenangnya. Tahniah! - Tahniah! 967 00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:43,503 Saya sangat gembira. 968 00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:44,630 Sangat hebat. 969 00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:45,881 Terima kasih. 970 00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:47,674 Jangan tunjuk kepada isteri awak. 971 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,385 - Dia takkan tahu. - Dia tak boleh tunjukkan. 972 00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:54,222 Di penghujungnya, kita semua hanya luahkan aduan. 973 00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:56,183 Banyak sangat. 974 00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:58,518 Saya tak suka penghujungnya. 975 00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:00,646 Sebelum ini seronok. 976 00:49:00,729 --> 00:49:03,065 Semua orang kecam dia di penghujung. 977 00:49:03,148 --> 00:49:05,067 - Maaf. - Aduhai. 978 00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:07,986 Apa-apa pun, Nishida pemenang Last One Standing Musim Kedua! 979 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,154 Tahniah! 980 00:49:09,237 --> 00:49:10,238 Saya berjaya! 981 00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:38,684 Apa? Ada lagi? 982 00:49:39,601 --> 00:49:40,435 Apa? 983 00:49:45,148 --> 00:49:46,149 Apa? 984 00:49:47,859 --> 00:49:49,236 Daigo berseorangan. 985 00:49:51,905 --> 00:49:56,159 Masa depan boleh diselamatkan dengan senda gurau, ya? 986 00:49:59,037 --> 00:49:59,997 Siapa itu? 987 00:50:00,622 --> 00:50:02,124 Awak rasa begitu? 988 00:50:03,583 --> 00:50:08,797 Awak tak sepatutnya bergurau senda lagi. 989 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:09,715 Apa ini? 990 00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:16,138 Itu Daigo! 991 00:50:16,805 --> 00:50:18,348 - Wah. - Apa maksudnya? 992 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:22,686 Ini mungkin berakhir. 993 00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:27,315 Mungkin juga tidak. 994 00:50:27,399 --> 00:50:28,900 Apa maksudnya? 995 00:50:29,484 --> 00:50:30,610 Jelaskanlah! 996 00:50:30,694 --> 00:50:32,320 - Apa berlaku? - Bersambung? 997 00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:34,031 Apa? Peraturan 1? 998 00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:36,658 PERATURAN 1 ANDA MESTI KETAWA WALAUPUN PERIT 999 00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:37,743 Ya, betul. 1000 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:40,579 PERATURAN 2 1001 00:50:40,662 --> 00:50:42,831 Saya faham! Masuk akal juga. 1002 00:50:42,914 --> 00:50:44,499 PENGHINAAN PUN PERLU DIDEDAHKAN 1003 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:45,500 PERATURAN 3 1004 00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:47,085 CUBA WALAUPUN TAK YAKIN 1005 00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:48,670 Mereka semua buat begitu. 1006 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,048 PERATURAN 4 1007 00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:55,093 WALAUPUN TAK LUCU, JADIKANNYA LUCU 1008 00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:56,303 PERATURAN 5 1009 00:50:57,179 --> 00:50:59,056 Mereka semua kepenatan. 1010 00:51:00,474 --> 00:51:01,433 PERATURAN 6 1011 00:51:01,516 --> 00:51:05,687 ANDA MESTI SUKA BUAT ORANG KETAWA MELEBIHI SEGALANYA 1012 00:51:05,771 --> 00:51:06,813 PERATURAN 7 1013 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:10,942 JANGAN LARI DARIPADA LAST ONE STANDING 1014 00:51:11,026 --> 00:51:12,319 PERATURAN 7 1015 00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:14,821 Itu semua peraturan Last One Standing! 1016 00:51:16,698 --> 00:51:20,202 Terjemahan sari kata oleh Najat H.