1 00:00:27,493 --> 00:00:30,724 I've told you before, I don't want you to read this crap! 2 00:00:31,263 --> 00:00:33,458 I never saw such rotten crap in my life! 3 00:00:33,532 --> 00:00:36,262 Where do you get this shit? Who sells it to you? 4 00:00:37,036 --> 00:00:40,403 I am talking to you, young man! Answer me when I talk to you! 5 00:00:40,672 --> 00:00:43,766 You remember who puts the bread on the damn table around here! 6 00:00:43,842 --> 00:00:46,208 Don't be too hard on him. All the kids read them. 7 00:00:46,278 --> 00:00:48,007 My boy isn't all the kids! 8 00:00:48,614 --> 00:00:52,573 Do you want to know where this is going? Right into the garbage! 9 00:00:52,751 --> 00:00:54,912 You got any smart mouth about that? 10 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:58,712 I don't see how it's any worse than the books you keep in your dresser! 11 00:00:58,791 --> 00:01:01,316 The ones under your underwear. Those sex books! 12 00:01:02,694 --> 00:01:03,888 You didn't have to-- 13 00:01:03,962 --> 00:01:06,692 Hit him? Not only do l find out he's reading this crap... 14 00:01:06,765 --> 00:01:08,289 ...but he's a little snoop as well! 15 00:01:08,367 --> 00:01:09,857 lt wasn't like that! 16 00:01:10,469 --> 00:01:13,267 You asked me to get your cufflinks! lt was on Sunday! 17 00:01:13,906 --> 00:01:16,966 l'll go down and close the windows before the rain gets in. 18 00:01:17,042 --> 00:01:20,011 l'll do it. l got some garbage l want to throw away. 19 00:01:20,479 --> 00:01:23,107 Daddy, please, don't throw it away. l'm sorry. 20 00:01:23,282 --> 00:01:27,048 Next time l find you with a worthless piece of shit like this again... 21 00:01:27,119 --> 00:01:29,212 ...you won't sit down for a week! 22 00:01:29,721 --> 00:01:31,120 You remember that! 23 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:32,779 Tuck in. 24 00:01:51,043 --> 00:01:52,738 That takes care of that. 25 00:01:53,879 --> 00:01:57,474 Stan, don't you think you were a little hard on him? 26 00:01:58,183 --> 00:01:59,741 Did you see that crap? 27 00:01:59,985 --> 00:02:03,614 All that horror crap. Things coming out of crates and eating people? 28 00:02:03,689 --> 00:02:07,352 Dead people coming back to life? People turning into weeds? 29 00:02:07,593 --> 00:02:10,426 -Yes, l did, but-- -Do you want him reading that stuff? 30 00:02:10,496 --> 00:02:12,589 -Well, no, but-- -All right, then. 31 00:02:12,931 --> 00:02:14,330 l took care of it. 32 00:02:15,167 --> 00:02:17,294 That's why God made fathers, babe. 33 00:02:18,437 --> 00:02:20,268 That's why God made fathers. 34 00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:26,907 l hope you rot in hell! 35 00:04:46,718 --> 00:04:48,948 Do you really think she'll be out? 36 00:04:49,187 --> 00:04:51,678 Of course she will, Richard. You know that. 37 00:04:51,957 --> 00:04:54,983 You can set your watch by her. 6:00 on the dot. 38 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,151 Pass those scones, Cass. 39 00:04:58,163 --> 00:04:59,596 You're such a hog. 40 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:04,300 You married a great hog, Henry. 41 00:05:04,536 --> 00:05:07,130 But then, l suppose you know that, don't you? 42 00:05:07,406 --> 00:05:11,001 Our Cass has always had such an extremely healthy appetite. 43 00:05:13,278 --> 00:05:14,677 Who is coming out, Cass? 44 00:05:14,746 --> 00:05:18,739 You mean Cass hasn't told you about dotty old great Aunt Bedelia? 45 00:05:19,017 --> 00:05:20,814 The patriarch of our clan? 46 00:05:21,286 --> 00:05:23,914 lsn't she the one who was supposed to have...? 47 00:05:25,991 --> 00:05:28,789 Supposed to have murdered her father? Yes. 48 00:05:34,199 --> 00:05:35,791 Bedelia is my aunt. 49 00:05:36,101 --> 00:05:39,127 Which means that she is Richard and Cass's great aunt. 50 00:05:39,204 --> 00:05:41,866 Which also means that she's older than God. 51 00:05:42,274 --> 00:05:45,937 But her father, Nathan, was even older and meaner than that. 52 00:05:47,512 --> 00:05:50,310 You're all a bunch of dirty vultures... 53 00:05:50,916 --> 00:05:55,717 ...just waiting to get your hands on my money! 54 00:05:56,988 --> 00:05:59,923 He was hysterically jealous of Bedelia all his life. 55 00:06:00,292 --> 00:06:02,385 A complete Freudian relationship. 56 00:06:02,728 --> 00:06:06,391 Then when he was about 184, he had a stroke. 57 00:06:07,032 --> 00:06:09,865 And lucky Bedelia, she got to nurse him full-time. 58 00:06:10,535 --> 00:06:12,526 Then she met a fella. 59 00:06:13,338 --> 00:06:15,863 Yes, sir, a real September courtship. 60 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:17,637 September courtship! 61 00:06:17,709 --> 00:06:20,507 This was October or November, at the very latest. 62 00:06:20,645 --> 00:06:21,771 He was 75! 63 00:06:22,514 --> 00:06:23,674 Aunt Bedelia is...? 64 00:06:23,749 --> 00:06:25,114 Never mind, my dears. 65 00:06:25,183 --> 00:06:28,846 The point is Bedelia loved her rather elderly beau... 66 00:06:29,054 --> 00:06:31,420 ...and her own father had him murdered! 67 00:06:32,758 --> 00:06:36,751 Yarbro was the guy's name and he supposedly died... 68 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:40,221 ...in a "hunting accident." 69 00:06:41,133 --> 00:06:43,294 That's what's on the books, anyway. 70 00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:45,563 For Bedelia, it was the last straw. 71 00:06:46,338 --> 00:06:49,364 She bashed her father's head in with a marble ashtray. 72 00:06:51,777 --> 00:06:53,142 So rumor has it. 73 00:06:54,546 --> 00:06:56,377 Well, however it happened... 74 00:06:56,515 --> 00:06:59,848 ...it was good riddance to some extremely bad rubbish. 75 00:07:00,118 --> 00:07:02,848 And my lovely niece and my handsome nephew... 76 00:07:02,921 --> 00:07:05,082 ...have very good reasons for being pleased... 77 00:07:05,157 --> 00:07:06,590 ...by old Nathan's death. 78 00:07:06,658 --> 00:07:08,751 There was no trouble about the will. 79 00:07:08,827 --> 00:07:10,556 Share and share alike. 80 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:16,232 And now... 81 00:07:16,301 --> 00:07:19,964 ...every Father's Day, every single Father's Day since his death... 82 00:07:20,372 --> 00:07:23,364 ...for seven long years, she returns to this house. 83 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:25,437 The "scene of the crime. " 84 00:07:27,412 --> 00:07:28,879 -ls that-- -Oh, yes. 85 00:07:29,714 --> 00:07:31,807 You can almost set your watch by her. 86 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,950 "Screech to a halt," as they say. 87 00:07:38,323 --> 00:07:39,722 Do you think she really did it? 88 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:40,780 Oh, yes. 89 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,091 l know she did. 90 00:07:44,663 --> 00:07:48,656 Bedelia was always very unstable, even when she was much younger. 91 00:07:49,201 --> 00:07:53,194 After the death of her gentleman friend, she grew steadily worse. 92 00:07:55,941 --> 00:07:56,999 Why Father's Day? 93 00:07:57,075 --> 00:07:59,066 Because that was the day of the tragedy. 94 00:07:59,144 --> 00:08:01,612 And she is overwhelmed with her own guilt. 95 00:08:02,814 --> 00:08:07,114 She will go to her father's grave and meditate for about an hour. 96 00:08:07,619 --> 00:08:11,020 Then she will come inside and we'll all sit down... 97 00:08:11,089 --> 00:08:13,319 ...to a nice baked ham dinner. 98 00:08:14,192 --> 00:08:15,557 The three of us-- 99 00:08:15,827 --> 00:08:17,488 l'm so sorry, Henry... 100 00:08:17,996 --> 00:08:19,486 ...the four of us... 101 00:08:19,831 --> 00:08:23,164 ...who now owe her so very much. 102 00:08:57,235 --> 00:08:59,897 I want my cake! 103 00:09:06,144 --> 00:09:09,443 Where's my cake, Bedelia? 104 00:09:12,117 --> 00:09:15,450 Where's my Father's Day cake? 105 00:09:17,289 --> 00:09:19,450 I want my cake... 106 00:09:20,058 --> 00:09:22,356 ...you dirty bitch! 107 00:09:23,795 --> 00:09:25,524 I'm going to have it! 108 00:09:31,102 --> 00:09:32,797 lt's Father's Day! 109 00:09:33,972 --> 00:09:36,236 Where's my cake? 110 00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:39,704 You promised me my cake. 111 00:09:41,279 --> 00:09:45,613 l'm your father and you're supposed to be taking care of me! 112 00:09:45,817 --> 00:09:48,411 l don't hear you! l said, l don't hear you! 113 00:09:49,521 --> 00:09:50,852 You bitch! 114 00:09:51,289 --> 00:09:54,588 What do you think l've got you here for? 115 00:09:54,893 --> 00:09:58,090 You're just like all the others. 116 00:09:58,830 --> 00:10:02,163 You're nothing but a bunch of vultures! 117 00:10:07,906 --> 00:10:10,431 l want my cake. 118 00:10:11,076 --> 00:10:12,338 Bedelia! 119 00:10:13,244 --> 00:10:16,577 Where's my Father's Day cake? 120 00:10:19,217 --> 00:10:21,583 Happy Father's Day! 121 00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:53,817 Happy Father's Day. 122 00:11:07,899 --> 00:11:09,799 l didn't know l had it in me! 123 00:11:10,268 --> 00:11:12,634 l'm your daughter, right? You bootlegger. 124 00:11:12,704 --> 00:11:14,103 Killer! Murderer! 125 00:11:14,873 --> 00:11:16,340 Ungrateful bastard. 126 00:11:22,514 --> 00:11:24,607 You shouldn't have killed Yarbro! 127 00:11:25,316 --> 00:11:27,250 He was a man, a real man! 128 00:11:28,086 --> 00:11:30,520 Everything l wanted, he wanted for me! 129 00:11:31,456 --> 00:11:34,914 You stupid bastard! You screwed it all up. 130 00:11:34,993 --> 00:11:37,689 You screwed up my mother, you screwed me up. 131 00:11:41,533 --> 00:11:44,195 You got me so mad, you drove me crazy. 132 00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:49,163 "l want my cake, Bedelia, you bitch! " 133 00:11:49,741 --> 00:11:51,538 You called me a bitch! 134 00:11:52,510 --> 00:11:54,239 Sylvia fixed it all. 135 00:11:54,779 --> 00:11:56,679 Ashtray back in place. 136 00:11:57,048 --> 00:11:58,413 Chair overturned. 137 00:12:01,152 --> 00:12:03,677 A fall, Daddy, a bad fall. 138 00:12:03,855 --> 00:12:05,220 Nobody could catch us! 139 00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:06,279 Nobody! 140 00:12:07,025 --> 00:12:09,289 You taught me, you taught Sylvia! 141 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,759 You taught us all! 142 00:12:26,945 --> 00:12:28,310 So peaceful here. 143 00:12:39,858 --> 00:12:43,191 Where's my cake, Bedelia? 144 00:12:46,097 --> 00:12:48,463 l want my cake! 145 00:12:53,972 --> 00:12:57,965 lt's Father's Day, Bedelia! 146 00:12:58,743 --> 00:13:01,405 l want my cake! 147 00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:25,534 Cass! 148 00:13:26,371 --> 00:13:28,202 Cass, turn that down! 149 00:13:29,741 --> 00:13:33,472 Turn that down and turn it down right now! 150 00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:44,082 Shall l glaze the ham now? 151 00:13:44,756 --> 00:13:47,190 No, Mrs. Danvers, you'll have to wait. 152 00:13:47,492 --> 00:13:49,619 Miss Grantham has not yet arrived. 153 00:13:49,794 --> 00:13:52,922 And you will remember that today is a very special day. 154 00:13:53,064 --> 00:13:54,190 Yes, ma'am. 155 00:13:58,903 --> 00:14:00,632 Ain't life grand, Mrs. D.? 156 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,602 l do hope she's all right. 157 00:14:03,274 --> 00:14:05,401 Sometimes she loses track of time. 158 00:14:59,430 --> 00:15:00,727 Aunt Bedelia? 159 00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:05,001 Miss Grantham, are you around? 160 00:17:40,324 --> 00:17:43,054 Where's my cake? 161 00:17:43,761 --> 00:17:45,456 l want it. 162 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:47,322 lt's mine. 163 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,250 Where is he? 164 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,449 My dear, l really couldn't say. 165 00:18:15,526 --> 00:18:19,394 No doubt he's still out at the grave, hobnobbing with your Aunt Bedelia... 166 00:18:19,464 --> 00:18:21,864 ...getting her side of the story l expect. 167 00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:23,298 Well, l want him. 168 00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:25,661 And l want my dinner. l'm hungry. 169 00:18:25,937 --> 00:18:27,632 Go get him then. 170 00:18:29,674 --> 00:18:31,039 You go, Richard. 171 00:18:32,243 --> 00:18:33,642 He's your husband. 172 00:18:33,911 --> 00:18:35,310 l don't even like him. 173 00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:36,869 l'll go and get him. 174 00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:40,277 After all, he's such a sweet boy. 175 00:18:49,327 --> 00:18:50,624 Mrs. Danvers? 176 00:18:53,531 --> 00:18:54,862 Mrs. Danvers! 177 00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,645 Mrs. Danvers! 178 00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:29,695 l want my cake. 179 00:19:48,686 --> 00:19:49,914 Where is she? 180 00:19:50,254 --> 00:19:52,051 And where the hell is Hank? 181 00:19:53,558 --> 00:19:55,389 Go see, Richard. Please. 182 00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:57,249 Please. 183 00:19:57,361 --> 00:19:59,420 Look, my darling sister... 184 00:19:59,697 --> 00:20:01,221 ...he's your hick.... 185 00:20:02,266 --> 00:20:04,666 Husband, l mean. You go look for him. 186 00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:07,670 Richard, l'm scared and it's dark out there! 187 00:20:08,706 --> 00:20:10,867 l just want some more wine, okay? 188 00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,407 Please, Richard! 189 00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:18,371 All right. Come on. 190 00:20:19,784 --> 00:20:20,773 Come on! 191 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,089 Are we conserving energy? 192 00:20:52,516 --> 00:20:54,347 lt's Father's Day! 193 00:20:55,186 --> 00:20:57,848 And l got my cake! 194 00:20:59,857 --> 00:21:02,519 Happy Father's Day! 195 00:21:39,063 --> 00:21:40,553 Holy Jesus! 196 00:21:54,378 --> 00:21:55,538 That's a meteor! 197 00:21:55,613 --> 00:21:58,275 l'll be dipped in shit if that ain't a meteor! 198 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,547 l wonder how much they'd pay for it at the college? 199 00:22:32,817 --> 00:22:35,684 I wonder how much they'd pay for it at the college? 200 00:22:44,962 --> 00:22:47,055 Damn fine one, Mr. Verrill! 201 00:22:52,570 --> 00:22:54,800 How does $50 sound? 202 00:22:56,407 --> 00:22:58,739 Not a cent less than $200! 203 00:23:00,344 --> 00:23:01,572 $75? 204 00:23:01,712 --> 00:23:02,872 $200. 205 00:23:03,314 --> 00:23:05,441 My mother didn't raise idiots! 206 00:23:08,953 --> 00:23:10,284 Keep on counting. 207 00:23:10,755 --> 00:23:12,655 Not a cent less than $200. 208 00:23:12,957 --> 00:23:15,619 My meteor, my price! 209 00:23:19,096 --> 00:23:20,791 l can pay off my bank loan! 210 00:23:20,865 --> 00:23:22,264 That's the ticket. 211 00:23:23,534 --> 00:23:25,695 Got to cool the son of a bitch off. 212 00:24:05,176 --> 00:24:07,303 You done it now, Jordy Verrill! 213 00:24:07,912 --> 00:24:09,140 You nunkhead! 214 00:24:10,381 --> 00:24:11,848 Nunkhead! Nunkhead! 215 00:24:12,716 --> 00:24:14,707 $200... 216 00:24:15,519 --> 00:24:17,510 ...for a broken meteor? 217 00:24:18,055 --> 00:24:20,717 Mr. Verrill, you must be joking! 218 00:24:22,526 --> 00:24:24,460 l wouldn't give you two cents! 219 00:24:25,563 --> 00:24:27,428 Jordy Verrill, you nunkhead! 220 00:24:28,165 --> 00:24:29,632 Verrill luck's always in. 221 00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:32,260 And you spell that kind of luck, B-A-D! 222 00:24:35,473 --> 00:24:37,634 Still, l got to try. 223 00:25:00,931 --> 00:25:02,091 Meteor shit! 224 00:25:18,549 --> 00:25:21,074 Maybe l can glue it together in the morning. 225 00:26:30,321 --> 00:26:31,549 Jesus Christ. 226 00:26:59,550 --> 00:27:01,450 l'm sorry, Mr. Verrill. 227 00:27:02,553 --> 00:27:04,077 These fingers have... 228 00:27:05,889 --> 00:27:07,356 ...got to come off. 229 00:27:33,984 --> 00:27:37,977 This is going to be extremely painful, Mr. Verrill. 230 00:27:56,473 --> 00:27:57,838 Jordy Verrill... 231 00:27:58,609 --> 00:27:59,974 ...you nunkhead! 232 00:28:49,093 --> 00:28:50,754 Boy, don't it itch! 233 00:28:53,330 --> 00:28:55,730 Well, that's Verrill luck, all right. 234 00:28:56,567 --> 00:28:57,499 Always in. 235 00:28:58,001 --> 00:28:59,434 Always bad! 236 00:29:00,137 --> 00:29:02,935 But there is a difference between dreaming and doing. 237 00:29:03,006 --> 00:29:04,439 The dreamersjust sit... 238 00:29:04,508 --> 00:29:07,238 ...and moon about how wonderful it would be... 239 00:29:07,311 --> 00:29:09,404 ...if only things were different. 240 00:29:10,481 --> 00:29:12,881 And the years roll on and they grow old. 241 00:29:13,550 --> 00:29:15,745 By and by, they forget everything... 242 00:29:15,853 --> 00:29:17,616 ...even about their dreams. 243 00:29:17,688 --> 00:29:20,623 I don't want to be like that. I want to be somebody. 244 00:29:20,791 --> 00:29:24,158 Everyone laughed at us, as they did at all the other pioneers. 245 00:29:24,228 --> 00:29:27,197 They said America would never be anything but a wilderness. 246 00:29:27,264 --> 00:29:28,891 We didn't believe that. 247 00:29:29,032 --> 00:29:31,364 We were going to make a new country. 248 00:29:31,835 --> 00:29:35,168 Besides, we wanted to see our dreams come true. 249 00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:38,674 Grandma, it must have been wonderful! 250 00:29:38,742 --> 00:29:39,731 It was. 251 00:29:40,611 --> 00:29:44,604 But don't you think for one single minute that it was easy. 252 00:29:45,315 --> 00:29:47,875 We burned in summer and we froze in winter. 253 00:29:48,218 --> 00:29:50,914 But we kept right on going and didn't complain. 254 00:29:51,054 --> 00:29:53,545 Because we were doing what we wanted to do! 255 00:29:54,224 --> 00:29:55,919 Can you understand that? 256 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,190 No! 257 00:29:58,996 --> 00:30:00,554 No, no! 258 00:30:12,810 --> 00:30:16,246 There you are, you sucker! l knew you were in here some place! 259 00:30:32,763 --> 00:30:35,095 Our next program, Let There Be Light. 260 00:30:38,168 --> 00:30:41,069 Many ofyou have made the great breakthrough... 261 00:30:41,205 --> 00:30:44,265 ...one giant step, the faith decision. 262 00:30:44,441 --> 00:30:45,533 l needed that! 263 00:30:45,609 --> 00:30:47,941 You then said, "My troubles are over!" 264 00:30:49,012 --> 00:30:50,070 Not true! 265 00:30:51,615 --> 00:30:52,604 Look up! 266 00:30:53,050 --> 00:30:54,449 Lift up your head! 267 00:30:55,018 --> 00:30:56,679 You will succeed! 268 00:30:57,654 --> 00:31:00,214 Be confident of this one thing! 269 00:31:00,958 --> 00:31:03,950 That God, who has begun a good thing in you... 270 00:31:04,761 --> 00:31:06,319 ...will complete it! 271 00:31:06,763 --> 00:31:08,162 Prerecorded. 272 00:31:15,205 --> 00:31:16,365 l'm growing! 273 00:31:40,097 --> 00:31:42,031 Oh, my God! What a dream! 274 00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:17,792 Oh, no! 275 00:32:17,968 --> 00:32:19,060 Not there! 276 00:32:20,837 --> 00:32:22,031 Jordy? 277 00:32:22,606 --> 00:32:23,573 Daddy? 278 00:32:24,007 --> 00:32:25,235 Jordy! 279 00:32:30,781 --> 00:32:32,146 But you're dead. 280 00:32:35,652 --> 00:32:37,142 You've been dead... 281 00:32:37,688 --> 00:32:39,622 ...Christ, three years almost! 282 00:32:40,123 --> 00:32:42,785 You ain't going to get into that tub, are you? 283 00:32:45,262 --> 00:32:47,822 lt's the water that it wants, Jordy! 284 00:32:48,699 --> 00:32:50,189 Don't you know that? 285 00:32:50,267 --> 00:32:52,360 You get into that water, Jordy... 286 00:32:52,903 --> 00:32:55,497 ...you might as well sign your death warrant. 287 00:32:56,773 --> 00:32:59,833 l'm a goner already, Daddy, ain't l? 288 00:33:01,511 --> 00:33:04,309 l got the stuff from out of that meteor on me.... 289 00:33:06,249 --> 00:33:07,580 And l'm gone. 290 00:33:08,485 --> 00:33:09,474 Ain't l? 291 00:33:11,021 --> 00:33:11,988 Daddy? 292 00:33:16,727 --> 00:33:17,694 Daddy? 293 00:33:46,890 --> 00:33:48,016 Oh, better! 294 00:33:48,425 --> 00:33:50,052 Oh, that's much better! 295 00:33:56,933 --> 00:33:59,094 And now, it's time for the Farm Report. 296 00:33:59,169 --> 00:34:01,330 Sponsored by Granger Farm Supply... 297 00:34:01,772 --> 00:34:04,434 ...the home of all your feed and farm supplies. 298 00:34:05,542 --> 00:34:08,534 Grain prices closed, having risen most of the session... 299 00:34:08,612 --> 00:34:10,978 ...in reaction to positive export news. 300 00:34:33,537 --> 00:34:35,528 Please, please? 301 00:34:36,973 --> 00:34:38,531 Please, God... 302 00:34:39,810 --> 00:34:41,334 ...let my luck be in! 303 00:34:42,779 --> 00:34:45,441 Just this once. 304 00:34:47,017 --> 00:34:48,245 Please, God... 305 00:34:49,486 --> 00:34:50,885 ...just this once! 306 00:34:55,425 --> 00:34:57,154 And in today's weather... 307 00:34:57,761 --> 00:35:01,754 ...not much for the outdoor types, but you farmers are going to love this! 308 00:35:02,199 --> 00:35:03,826 The current 30-day forecast... 309 00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:06,801 ...released by the meteorological station at Portland... 310 00:35:06,870 --> 00:35:09,896 ...calls for moderating temperatures and lots of rain! 311 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:13,835 Castle County is going to turn green so fast in the next month... 312 00:35:13,910 --> 00:35:16,435 ...that it's going to be almost miraculous! 313 00:35:49,346 --> 00:35:50,438 Wentworth? 314 00:35:52,015 --> 00:35:53,539 All right, all right! 315 00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:58,754 -Wentworth? -All right, l said! 316 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:13,301 That may work on TV, mister, but l can bench-press 300 pounds. 317 00:36:13,370 --> 00:36:16,806 Get your foot out of my door, or you'll lose about half of it! 318 00:36:17,274 --> 00:36:20,004 Don't call me "mister"! You know damn well who l am! 319 00:36:20,076 --> 00:36:21,771 Let's not play any games. 320 00:36:21,845 --> 00:36:22,971 Get out of here! 321 00:36:23,046 --> 00:36:24,946 Listen to me carefully, Harry. 322 00:36:25,148 --> 00:36:27,116 Unless you let me in and talk to me... 323 00:36:27,184 --> 00:36:30,244 ...something very nasty will happen to Rebecca. 324 00:36:32,055 --> 00:36:33,181 So nasty... 325 00:36:34,057 --> 00:36:36,924 ...that your little mind can barely conceive of it. 326 00:36:43,266 --> 00:36:45,166 You've found out. All right. 327 00:36:45,535 --> 00:36:48,504 Becky and l were going to tell you pretty soon anyway. 328 00:36:48,572 --> 00:36:50,631 Some of these cables are loose, Harry. 329 00:36:50,707 --> 00:36:54,700 l'm surprised you didn't notice a change in the quality of your picture. 330 00:37:00,550 --> 00:37:02,882 You ought to be grateful to us. 331 00:37:03,587 --> 00:37:05,851 lf you ever loved her, you don't now. 332 00:37:06,256 --> 00:37:09,089 There won't be any alimony or property settlement problems. 333 00:37:09,159 --> 00:37:10,319 She just wants out. 334 00:37:10,393 --> 00:37:14,124 l don't know whether l ever loved her or not, Harry. That doesn't matter. 335 00:37:14,197 --> 00:37:16,290 The point is l keep what is mine. 336 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,625 No exception to that rule, ever! 337 00:37:20,770 --> 00:37:22,567 No exceptions, Harry. 338 00:37:23,073 --> 00:37:24,062 Never! 339 00:37:28,545 --> 00:37:31,378 What did you mean when you said something nasty would happen? 340 00:37:31,448 --> 00:37:34,144 You really should take better care of this equipment. 341 00:37:34,217 --> 00:37:36,515 At least get a maintenance cartridge. 342 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,547 Talk to me! Right now! 343 00:37:40,457 --> 00:37:42,789 Take your hand off me, right now! 344 00:37:44,661 --> 00:37:45,650 Fine. 345 00:37:49,666 --> 00:37:51,964 l've got something l want you to hear. 346 00:37:54,037 --> 00:37:55,004 Harry! 347 00:37:55,238 --> 00:37:56,865 He's got me in.... 348 00:37:58,041 --> 00:37:59,235 Please, come! 349 00:38:00,210 --> 00:38:01,199 Please! 350 00:38:01,945 --> 00:38:03,344 He's got me in.... 351 00:38:04,014 --> 00:38:05,777 Ifyou don't come, the.... 352 00:38:06,683 --> 00:38:07,945 Please, Harry! 353 00:38:08,218 --> 00:38:09,617 Please, come! 354 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,551 l had to stop it there. l couldn't bear to record any more. 355 00:38:13,723 --> 00:38:15,554 What have you done with her? 356 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,092 Tell me, you son of a bitch, or l'll kill you! 357 00:38:19,162 --> 00:38:21,130 Kill me and you'll never find out! 358 00:38:21,197 --> 00:38:22,755 Now, don't get naughty. 359 00:38:22,832 --> 00:38:26,359 lf l fall down on this floor and hit my head on that hard marble... 360 00:38:27,003 --> 00:38:28,800 ...l could fracture my skull. 361 00:38:28,872 --> 00:38:31,102 -Fine with me! -Then you'll never know! 362 00:38:31,174 --> 00:38:34,109 And believe me, Mr. True Love, you'll want to know! 363 00:38:34,611 --> 00:38:37,478 Because by 1 1 :00 this morning, it will be too late. 364 00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:46,511 I love the ocean, except when the tide is out. 365 00:38:46,589 --> 00:38:49,149 Then it has that kind of rotten smell. 366 00:38:49,726 --> 00:38:52,627 l just don't understand what you're trying to prove. 367 00:38:55,198 --> 00:38:57,223 l'm not trying to prove a thing. 368 00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:01,163 lt may be on some subjects that l'm not entirely sane. 369 00:39:01,671 --> 00:39:04,868 The subject of what is mine, for example, l'm not sane... 370 00:39:05,175 --> 00:39:06,267 ...at all! 371 00:39:25,895 --> 00:39:27,385 This is Comfort Point. 372 00:39:27,464 --> 00:39:29,796 l call my beach house Comfort Station. 373 00:39:31,201 --> 00:39:32,998 ls that camp or kitsch, Harry? 374 00:39:33,069 --> 00:39:34,331 That's stupid! 375 00:39:34,604 --> 00:39:36,697 That's unkind, Harry! 376 00:39:37,107 --> 00:39:38,096 Unkind! 377 00:39:41,344 --> 00:39:43,175 l won't hold it against you. 378 00:39:43,613 --> 00:39:45,137 Come on, up this way. 379 00:39:50,353 --> 00:39:51,320 Harry! 380 00:39:51,388 --> 00:39:54,721 Maiden-fair is waiting for her knight in shining corduroy. 381 00:39:55,325 --> 00:39:56,314 Come on. 382 00:40:00,330 --> 00:40:03,026 Here's something l think you'll find interesting. 383 00:40:03,099 --> 00:40:04,794 You see that down there? 384 00:40:06,136 --> 00:40:07,262 ls that...? 385 00:40:08,171 --> 00:40:09,069 What? 386 00:40:10,673 --> 00:40:12,766 The burial mound of my lady-fair? 387 00:40:16,146 --> 00:40:17,306 lt could be. 388 00:40:33,196 --> 00:40:35,187 Notice how the water creeps in? 389 00:40:35,665 --> 00:40:37,223 Even when the tide is out... 390 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:38,927 ...the water creeps in. 391 00:40:39,035 --> 00:40:41,503 l don't know what you think you're doing! 392 00:40:47,310 --> 00:40:49,642 This has gone just about far enough! 393 00:40:50,580 --> 00:40:52,946 No, Harry. Not nearly far enough! 394 00:40:53,016 --> 00:40:55,450 Now, if you're thinking of becoming a hero... 395 00:40:55,518 --> 00:40:58,112 ...l suggest that you remember the lady-fair. 396 00:41:03,026 --> 00:41:04,493 Jump into that hole. 397 00:41:12,735 --> 00:41:15,033 Then you force me to shoot you, Harry. 398 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:18,207 Sorry. 399 00:41:30,987 --> 00:41:32,511 Good boy, Harry. 400 00:41:39,195 --> 00:41:41,891 Now, Harry, l want you to kneel down... 401 00:41:42,832 --> 00:41:45,426 ...and start pulling the sand into the hole. 402 00:41:47,937 --> 00:41:50,428 No way! Go ahead, shoot me if you want to. 403 00:41:50,507 --> 00:41:53,499 -You're not going to bury me alive! -Not a bad idea. 404 00:41:53,910 --> 00:41:56,208 Not exactly what l had in mind though. 405 00:41:56,646 --> 00:42:00,013 All l want to do is incapacitate you, then you can see Becky. 406 00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:05,082 l don't believe you. 407 00:42:05,154 --> 00:42:06,883 l always keep my promises. 408 00:42:07,290 --> 00:42:09,315 And l do have the gun, don't l? 409 00:42:12,161 --> 00:42:12,923 Help! 410 00:42:12,996 --> 00:42:14,861 Yell all you want, Harry! 411 00:42:15,598 --> 00:42:18,761 Comfort Point is very private! l own it all! 412 00:42:18,902 --> 00:42:19,960 Help! 413 00:42:20,169 --> 00:42:21,363 Help! Help! 414 00:42:21,504 --> 00:42:23,335 Help! 415 00:42:25,174 --> 00:42:26,698 Nobody will hear you. 416 00:42:27,844 --> 00:42:29,573 Nobody will hear anything! 417 00:42:34,484 --> 00:42:36,145 Now, do what l told you! 418 00:43:03,846 --> 00:43:06,679 Sort of like being buried in wet cement, eh? 419 00:43:07,116 --> 00:43:08,845 You can't move your arms. 420 00:43:09,319 --> 00:43:11,150 You don't have any leverage. 421 00:43:12,021 --> 00:43:13,648 Go ahead, try to move. 422 00:43:24,467 --> 00:43:25,798 l could really... 423 00:43:27,070 --> 00:43:29,766 ...cover you all the way up, couldn't l, Harry? 424 00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:33,402 l could make Harry all gone! 425 00:43:36,546 --> 00:43:37,911 Oh, no! No, no. 426 00:43:38,815 --> 00:43:40,282 l wouldn't do that. 427 00:43:40,683 --> 00:43:43,982 Here, let me get that out of you. 428 00:43:44,087 --> 00:43:45,918 There you are. That's good. 429 00:43:46,089 --> 00:43:48,080 No, l keep my promises. 430 00:43:56,499 --> 00:43:58,091 Get out. 431 00:43:59,335 --> 00:44:01,030 Get out of here! Jesus! 432 00:44:01,604 --> 00:44:02,593 Richard! 433 00:44:06,843 --> 00:44:08,310 Get it out of here! 434 00:44:11,047 --> 00:44:12,639 Found a friend, Harry? 435 00:44:14,050 --> 00:44:16,541 "l'm just wild about Harry" 436 00:44:17,286 --> 00:44:18,651 Come on, Richard. 437 00:44:18,721 --> 00:44:20,188 Get it out of here! 438 00:44:20,456 --> 00:44:22,185 He's just getting revenge. 439 00:44:22,725 --> 00:44:27,185 For all of the relatives of his that you ate, baked and stuffed at Ma Maison! 440 00:44:27,630 --> 00:44:29,962 Bad fellow! You bad fellow! 441 00:44:30,633 --> 00:44:31,657 Get away! 442 00:44:41,544 --> 00:44:42,511 Money! 443 00:44:43,079 --> 00:44:44,546 Look, l have money! 444 00:44:45,748 --> 00:44:48,615 l'll give you anything! Just get me out of this hole! 445 00:44:48,685 --> 00:44:50,380 l have something here... 446 00:44:51,454 --> 00:44:53,752 ...that will take your mind off of it. 447 00:44:55,858 --> 00:44:57,416 lt's showtime! 448 00:45:02,598 --> 00:45:03,565 Becky? 449 00:45:04,634 --> 00:45:06,101 lsn't this a great video? 450 00:45:06,169 --> 00:45:07,227 l love this! 451 00:45:07,303 --> 00:45:09,498 Look at the quality of that picture! 452 00:45:09,906 --> 00:45:10,998 Somebody! 453 00:45:11,140 --> 00:45:12,129 Becky? 454 00:45:13,276 --> 00:45:14,265 Becky! 455 00:45:14,744 --> 00:45:16,211 She can't hear you! 456 00:45:16,412 --> 00:45:20,178 l'm sorry. She lost the coin toss. l had to bury her further down the beach. 457 00:45:20,249 --> 00:45:23,275 Couldn't even leave her a monitor. Would have shorted out by now. 458 00:45:23,352 --> 00:45:25,013 No, no! That's a trick! 459 00:45:25,488 --> 00:45:27,115 You son of a bitch! 460 00:45:27,256 --> 00:45:30,248 That's some kind of special-effects trick, isn't it? 461 00:45:30,393 --> 00:45:32,554 Just look at the VCR back there.... 462 00:45:32,862 --> 00:45:34,853 l'm sorry. You can't turn your head. 463 00:45:34,931 --> 00:45:38,526 Let me assure you the VCR is not on PLAY, it's on RECORD. 464 00:45:38,701 --> 00:45:40,259 l'm going to save this stuff! 465 00:45:40,336 --> 00:45:42,395 Two of you are part of my home movies! 466 00:45:42,472 --> 00:45:43,734 You're insane! 467 00:45:44,574 --> 00:45:45,836 lt won't be long now. 468 00:45:45,908 --> 00:45:47,273 Not long at all. 469 00:45:47,477 --> 00:45:48,603 Oh, my God! 470 00:45:50,346 --> 00:45:51,370 You are insane. 471 00:45:51,447 --> 00:45:54,143 l kept my promise that you would see Becky again. 472 00:45:54,217 --> 00:45:55,514 ls that insane? 473 00:45:58,221 --> 00:45:59,347 You bastard! 474 00:45:59,422 --> 00:46:01,549 There's a chance you can get out of this. 475 00:46:01,624 --> 00:46:03,489 The tide might even set you free. 476 00:46:03,559 --> 00:46:07,552 lt depends on how long you keep your cool, how long you hold your breath. 477 00:46:08,831 --> 00:46:10,355 The water is so cold! 478 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,224 So salty. 479 00:46:12,535 --> 00:46:14,696 You're underneath, holding your breath... 480 00:46:14,771 --> 00:46:17,706 ...waiting for the wave that's covering you to go back out... 481 00:46:17,774 --> 00:46:20,675 ...so that you can snatch a quick breath... 482 00:46:22,979 --> 00:46:25,072 ...before the next wave comes in! 483 00:46:29,252 --> 00:46:32,187 You have a chance, Harry, if you don't lose your head. 484 00:46:32,255 --> 00:46:34,189 lt looks like she's losing hers! 485 00:46:34,257 --> 00:46:35,485 Oh, God! No! 486 00:46:38,261 --> 00:46:41,594 Feel how hard your heart is beating, Harry? 487 00:46:42,131 --> 00:46:43,621 How fast? 488 00:46:44,433 --> 00:46:47,425 That will make it harder for you to hold your breath. 489 00:46:53,876 --> 00:46:55,104 Oh, the tide. 490 00:46:57,380 --> 00:46:58,847 lt's coming in. 491 00:47:00,516 --> 00:47:04,008 lt's getting late, Harry. l'll have to prod along now. 492 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:05,612 Wait! 493 00:47:06,022 --> 00:47:08,013 But you enjoy the show. 494 00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:11,222 At least until the monitor shorts out. 495 00:47:11,294 --> 00:47:13,285 All right! Come on! Stop it! 496 00:47:14,197 --> 00:47:16,529 Sorry, Harry. l really can't stay. 497 00:47:19,969 --> 00:47:21,300 Come back here! 498 00:47:39,822 --> 00:47:41,881 Oh, God! Harry! 499 00:50:32,294 --> 00:50:33,386 Oh, my God. 500 00:50:48,744 --> 00:50:49,733 Richard! 501 00:50:55,418 --> 00:50:58,114 I'm going to get you! Do you hear me, Richard? 502 00:50:58,921 --> 00:51:01,253 Do you hear me, Richard? I'll get you! 503 00:51:02,758 --> 00:51:04,658 You have to hold your breath. 504 00:51:08,264 --> 00:51:10,164 You have to hold your breath! 505 00:52:03,486 --> 00:52:05,283 The current pulled him out. 506 00:52:26,208 --> 00:52:27,732 That's what happened. 507 00:52:31,213 --> 00:52:33,374 Current pulled him out. He's gone. 508 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:38,509 Richard! 509 00:53:35,077 --> 00:53:37,773 Now, let me see, where is...? 510 00:53:39,682 --> 00:53:43,345 lf that damn maid has been moving my stuff again, l swear l'll-- 511 00:53:43,519 --> 00:53:44,508 Richard? 512 00:54:18,821 --> 00:54:22,120 The undertow has carried them away and saved me the trouble. 513 00:54:32,635 --> 00:54:33,932 Come out of it! 514 00:54:42,978 --> 00:54:44,570 No need to get jumpy. 515 00:54:46,348 --> 00:54:49,647 They're all gone, blub-blub-blub. 516 00:56:50,038 --> 00:56:51,369 Who's out there? 517 00:57:01,617 --> 00:57:02,709 Wentworth? 518 00:57:08,123 --> 00:57:09,750 ls that you, Wentworth? 519 00:57:11,493 --> 00:57:14,121 May l remind you, dear boy, l have the gun. 520 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:18,892 Wentworth? 521 00:57:20,068 --> 00:57:22,059 l suggest you get out of here... 522 00:57:23,238 --> 00:57:24,762 ...or l'll shoot you! 523 00:57:27,009 --> 00:57:28,237 Fair warning! 524 00:57:29,011 --> 00:57:30,103 Wentworth? 525 00:57:30,412 --> 00:57:31,879 l'll shoot you dead! 526 00:57:38,921 --> 00:57:40,718 Get out of here, Wentworth! 527 00:57:53,836 --> 00:57:56,532 You can't shoot us... 528 00:57:57,172 --> 00:57:58,537 ...dead, Richard. 529 00:57:58,841 --> 00:58:02,607 Because we're already dead! 530 00:58:04,179 --> 00:58:07,546 We want to see you, Richard! 531 00:58:08,183 --> 00:58:09,980 We want to see you, Richard! 532 00:58:10,052 --> 00:58:12,043 We want to see you, Richard! 533 00:58:12,788 --> 00:58:14,619 We want to see you, Richard! 534 00:58:15,624 --> 00:58:18,286 We dug a hole for you, Richard. 535 00:58:18,861 --> 00:58:20,556 On the beach. 536 00:58:21,196 --> 00:58:23,187 Below the high-tide line! 537 00:58:25,067 --> 00:58:27,058 Here we come! 538 00:58:27,569 --> 00:58:30,197 "lt's showtime! " 539 00:58:32,307 --> 00:58:35,640 Here we come, Richard! 540 00:58:38,213 --> 00:58:39,805 Let's go to the beach. 541 00:58:40,382 --> 00:58:44,375 We just want you to come to the beach. 542 00:58:45,721 --> 00:58:47,018 Come with us. 543 00:58:47,890 --> 00:58:50,017 Come down to the beach. 544 00:59:14,383 --> 00:59:17,045 lf you don't panic.... 545 00:59:18,420 --> 00:59:21,082 lf you can hold your breath.... 546 00:59:23,158 --> 00:59:25,786 lf you can hold your breath.... 547 00:59:29,498 --> 00:59:32,592 lf you can hold your breath.... 548 00:59:33,068 --> 00:59:36,060 lf you can hold your breath.... 549 00:59:48,216 --> 00:59:51,208 l can hold my breath... 550 00:59:51,820 --> 00:59:54,152 ...for a long time! 551 01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:39,394 Look at that! 552 01:00:40,602 --> 01:00:42,001 What the devil...? 553 01:01:06,428 --> 01:01:08,623 Dexter, you are such a child! 554 01:01:08,797 --> 01:01:11,357 You and Henry both are such children. 555 01:01:12,134 --> 01:01:15,331 But at least Henry has me to take care of him. Don't you, dear? 556 01:01:15,904 --> 01:01:16,962 Tabby, Richard... 557 01:01:17,039 --> 01:01:19,166 ...l'd like you to meet Dexter Stanley... 558 01:01:19,241 --> 01:01:22,074 ...our distinguished professor in the zoology department. 559 01:01:23,278 --> 01:01:25,906 They're both new here in the math department. 560 01:01:25,981 --> 01:01:28,381 How do you do? What a lovely name you have. 561 01:01:28,450 --> 01:01:30,077 Actually, it's Tabitha. 562 01:01:30,552 --> 01:01:33,817 -Pleasure to meet you, Professor Stanley. -Just Dex will do. 563 01:01:33,989 --> 01:01:35,752 This is Henry and Wilma Northrup. 564 01:01:35,824 --> 01:01:37,985 Just call me Billie. Everyone does. 565 01:01:38,660 --> 01:01:42,027 You need anyone to show you the ropes, hon, just come see me. 566 01:01:42,664 --> 01:01:44,461 l know all the best stores. 567 01:01:45,767 --> 01:01:47,132 Nice to meet you. 568 01:01:47,869 --> 01:01:49,598 Are you buying or renting? 569 01:01:49,738 --> 01:01:51,228 We're renting at the moment. 570 01:01:51,306 --> 01:01:52,534 lt's just as well. 571 01:01:52,607 --> 01:01:55,667 Buying real estate in a college town is a pain in the ass. 572 01:01:55,744 --> 01:01:57,041 Take my word for it. 573 01:01:57,112 --> 01:01:59,546 Henry is in the English department. And Wilma.... 574 01:01:59,614 --> 01:02:02,674 l just take care of Henry. Believe me, he needs it. 575 01:02:03,585 --> 01:02:05,746 Did you ever meet a man who didn't? 576 01:02:06,688 --> 01:02:08,315 You're not drinking? 577 01:02:08,423 --> 01:02:10,186 Actually, we just got here. 578 01:02:10,258 --> 01:02:12,249 Well, we can take care of that. 579 01:02:12,861 --> 01:02:13,953 Just come with me. 580 01:02:14,029 --> 01:02:15,826 Stay here until l get back. 581 01:02:22,904 --> 01:02:27,170 These people are dry. Take care of them. They don't know what they're doing. 582 01:02:36,051 --> 01:02:40,715 And if Dexter hadn't had his teeth capped, he'd have been out on his ass years ago. 583 01:02:40,956 --> 01:02:43,754 So when Parker told me that l was out of line... 584 01:02:44,559 --> 01:02:46,720 ...l told him he ought to get laid. 585 01:02:47,295 --> 01:02:50,696 "Parker," l said, "if you'd just have your ashes hauled... 586 01:02:50,766 --> 01:02:54,600 "...you wouldn't have to spend all this time playing Emily Vanderbilt! " 587 01:02:54,669 --> 01:02:56,466 Or Emily Van Buren... 588 01:02:57,339 --> 01:02:59,239 ...whoever that etiquette crotch is! 589 01:02:59,307 --> 01:03:00,399 Excuse me. 590 01:03:00,876 --> 01:03:03,276 l don't know why they keep inviting her! 591 01:03:16,658 --> 01:03:19,354 How about tonight? Maybe we could do it tonight? 592 01:03:21,596 --> 01:03:22,790 That would be great. 593 01:03:22,864 --> 01:03:25,230 All right, l'll call you about it. 594 01:03:27,869 --> 01:03:30,736 l gather you'll be unavailable for chess tonight. 595 01:03:34,409 --> 01:03:37,776 Henry, l'm just about reaching a point where l-- 596 01:03:38,013 --> 01:03:40,641 Pardon me. Would one of you be Professor Stanley? 597 01:03:40,715 --> 01:03:41,579 Yes, l am. 598 01:03:41,650 --> 01:03:44,881 -There is a telephone call for you. -All right. Thank you. 599 01:03:46,454 --> 01:03:49,184 Probably be Charlie again with his damn ear mites. 600 01:03:49,257 --> 01:03:51,384 He'll get the Nobel Prize before he's 20! 601 01:03:51,459 --> 01:03:53,984 Especially if he's working at Amberson Hall in August. 602 01:03:54,062 --> 01:03:56,189 No, he's downstairs. lt's cooler. 603 01:03:59,935 --> 01:04:01,960 Yeah, sure, l'll come tonight. 604 01:04:02,237 --> 01:04:03,204 Well, thanks. 605 01:04:03,271 --> 01:04:05,262 Hey, what are friends for? 606 01:04:05,707 --> 01:04:07,106 Just call me Billie. 607 01:04:07,175 --> 01:04:08,437 Everyone does. 608 01:04:14,883 --> 01:04:17,875 l thought l should call you anyway, see what you thought. 609 01:04:19,254 --> 01:04:21,051 Did Charlie tell you l was here? 610 01:04:21,122 --> 01:04:23,317 Yeah. I sent him out for a hamburger. 611 01:04:23,558 --> 01:04:24,718 l had to insist. 612 01:04:24,793 --> 01:04:27,762 That kid doesn't know if it's night or day when he gets going. 613 01:04:27,829 --> 01:04:29,558 Yes, he's very dedicated. 614 01:04:29,798 --> 01:04:31,789 l'm willing to bet that crate... 615 01:04:31,867 --> 01:04:35,860 ...is full ol National Geographics or back issues of the Reader's Digest. 616 01:04:36,705 --> 01:04:39,196 The date on it said 1834. 617 01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:42,972 Did they publish a Reader's Digest way back then? 618 01:04:44,779 --> 01:04:46,679 1834? Really? 619 01:04:46,948 --> 01:04:49,109 Yes, it's stenciled right on the side. 620 01:04:49,184 --> 01:04:51,744 June 19, 1834. 621 01:04:52,754 --> 01:04:55,450 And then something about an "Arctic Expedition." 622 01:04:55,757 --> 01:04:59,784 There may be something more interesting in your crate than periodicals after all. 623 01:05:09,704 --> 01:05:13,367 ...because everyone in the department is looking to put the knife in you. 624 01:05:13,441 --> 01:05:17,002 l mean, some of these so-called "academics"... 625 01:05:17,445 --> 01:05:20,471 ...make the shark in Jaws look like fucking Flipper! 626 01:05:20,548 --> 01:05:21,480 Wilma! 627 01:05:21,549 --> 01:05:23,744 Your husband is calling you, Billie. 628 01:05:24,119 --> 01:05:26,212 Oh, God, Henry! What's wrong now? 629 01:05:28,056 --> 01:05:29,523 Not a thing, Wilma. 630 01:05:31,126 --> 01:05:32,821 Everything is just fine. 631 01:05:48,009 --> 01:05:49,271 Hell of a shot. 632 01:05:49,344 --> 01:05:50,436 Bull's-eye. 633 01:05:51,146 --> 01:05:53,307 Henry, can't you do anything right? 634 01:05:54,049 --> 01:05:54,845 Huh? 635 01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:57,077 "Huh?" That's what l figured! 636 01:05:57,485 --> 01:05:59,976 That is just what l would expect from you! 637 01:06:00,588 --> 01:06:03,386 l told you half an hour ago to get one of them... 638 01:06:03,725 --> 01:06:06,660 ...kids in the monkey suits to bring the car around! 639 01:06:06,928 --> 01:06:08,190 Oh, l'm sorry. 640 01:06:10,665 --> 01:06:12,599 You are such a little kid. 641 01:06:13,001 --> 01:06:14,593 l swear to God you are. 642 01:06:15,270 --> 01:06:18,103 Where would you be without me to take care of you? 643 01:06:24,879 --> 01:06:29,509 l still think your crate is full of old magazines and just plain junk. 644 01:06:32,854 --> 01:06:34,321 lt's chained though. 645 01:06:34,589 --> 01:06:36,079 "Arctic Expedition." 646 01:06:37,392 --> 01:06:38,654 And that date! 647 01:06:40,362 --> 01:06:42,387 lt kind of gets you, doesn't it? 648 01:06:43,398 --> 01:06:44,922 Yes, it kind of does. 649 01:06:47,035 --> 01:06:48,024 Got it. 650 01:06:49,371 --> 01:06:50,633 lt's kind of heavy. 651 01:06:50,705 --> 01:06:52,366 l'll just swing this in. 652 01:06:57,412 --> 01:06:59,243 Let's set it down over here. 653 01:06:59,381 --> 01:07:01,849 l'm surprised that you didn't open it yourself. 654 01:07:01,916 --> 01:07:03,907 No, l figured that was for you. 655 01:07:04,386 --> 01:07:06,217 Why didn't you tell Charlie? 656 01:07:06,388 --> 01:07:08,117 He's just a grad student. 657 01:07:08,923 --> 01:07:12,757 And with Professor Tirrell being in England, l figure you're the boss. 658 01:07:19,801 --> 01:07:21,029 Hold this on it. 659 01:07:26,174 --> 01:07:27,835 What made you look under here? 660 01:07:27,909 --> 01:07:29,968 l flipped a quarter trying to decide... 661 01:07:30,045 --> 01:07:33,776 ...if l should buff the second-floor hallway first or wash the lab windows. 662 01:07:33,848 --> 01:07:35,679 But when it came down, l missed it. 663 01:07:35,750 --> 01:07:37,479 Then it rolled under here. 664 01:07:40,188 --> 01:07:41,519 Oh! There it is. 665 01:07:44,459 --> 01:07:48,862 l probably would have let it go, only it was my last quarter for the Coke machine. 666 01:07:52,801 --> 01:07:54,701 lt's not very nice in there, is it? 667 01:07:54,769 --> 01:07:56,634 God, l hate tight places! 668 01:08:01,843 --> 01:08:03,538 -Are you okay, Doc? -Yeah. 669 01:08:19,561 --> 01:08:21,552 Help me out with this, will you? 670 01:08:21,663 --> 01:08:24,154 l think we might really have something here. 671 01:08:53,595 --> 01:08:54,687 What's wrong? 672 01:08:54,762 --> 01:08:57,196 lt felt like something shifted in there. 673 01:08:58,066 --> 01:09:00,296 Did you feel it when we set it on the table? 674 01:09:00,368 --> 01:09:03,269 l did feel something under the stairs. lt felt heavy. 675 01:09:03,338 --> 01:09:06,830 Yeah, but it seemed like something moved on its own. 676 01:09:08,209 --> 01:09:11,178 lf there ever really were any living specimens in there... 677 01:09:11,246 --> 01:09:14,875 ...l doubt if they're feeling very lively after 147 years. 678 01:09:19,053 --> 01:09:21,578 l must be spending too much time in the sun. 679 01:09:22,157 --> 01:09:24,091 Let's get this open, shall we? 680 01:09:25,293 --> 01:09:27,386 l got a hammer and chisel in the closet. 681 01:09:27,462 --> 01:09:29,396 Just wait while l go get them. 682 01:09:29,797 --> 01:09:31,264 Turn the lights on. 683 01:09:39,874 --> 01:09:43,139 And don't just leave the pots soaking like you did last time! 684 01:09:43,211 --> 01:09:45,111 Scrub them and put them away! 685 01:09:45,380 --> 01:09:47,940 Just because you and your intellectual friend... 686 01:09:48,016 --> 01:09:51,850 ...are going to play chess, doesn't mean you have to leave a mess for me. 687 01:09:54,055 --> 01:09:55,352 Wipe the stove! 688 01:09:56,324 --> 01:09:57,348 Yes, Billie. 689 01:09:57,425 --> 01:10:01,088 And kindly have him out of here before l get back from my classes. 690 01:10:02,564 --> 01:10:05,863 Frankly, that tobacco he smokes makes me want to vomit! 691 01:10:10,371 --> 01:10:11,497 Yes, Billie. 692 01:10:15,009 --> 01:10:16,738 "Yes, Billie. Yes, Billie." 693 01:10:20,448 --> 01:10:22,313 What would you do without me? 694 01:10:22,850 --> 01:10:24,374 l don't know, Billie. 695 01:10:27,255 --> 01:10:30,122 Well, on that we're even. 696 01:10:32,126 --> 01:10:33,491 Enjoy your chess. 697 01:10:42,503 --> 01:10:44,437 l bet they're worth something. 698 01:10:48,409 --> 01:10:50,900 Be my guest, Mike. lt's your find. 699 01:10:52,013 --> 01:10:53,571 There's probably nothing in there... 700 01:10:53,648 --> 01:10:56,811 ...but some rocks and plants that'll turn to dust if we touch them. 701 01:10:56,884 --> 01:10:59,148 But l'm pretty hot to see, just the same. 702 01:10:59,220 --> 01:11:01,211 To tell you the truth, so am l. 703 01:11:02,724 --> 01:11:04,123 lt's loosening up. 704 01:12:13,127 --> 01:12:14,856 l can't see a damn thing! 705 01:12:15,963 --> 01:12:17,988 Where did l leave my flashlight? 706 01:12:19,334 --> 01:12:22,360 Never mind. Let's just get the last nail out of here. 707 01:12:26,474 --> 01:12:27,873 Did you hear that? 708 01:12:32,547 --> 01:12:34,344 There's something in there! 709 01:12:36,751 --> 01:12:38,116 Something shiny! 710 01:12:40,254 --> 01:12:41,778 Looks like a couple of emeralds! 711 01:12:41,856 --> 01:12:42,845 Don't! 712 01:12:45,093 --> 01:12:46,321 Help me, Doc! 713 01:12:48,730 --> 01:12:49,754 lt's biting! 714 01:12:49,831 --> 01:12:50,729 Help! 715 01:14:03,638 --> 01:14:05,572 Professor Stanley, what is it? 716 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:06,698 The janitor! 717 01:14:06,774 --> 01:14:10,437 The crate! lt was going to attack me! 718 01:14:10,745 --> 01:14:12,269 Professor, slow down! 719 01:14:12,980 --> 01:14:15,744 We have to get the campus security! 720 01:14:16,317 --> 01:14:18,285 Professor Stanley, slow down! 721 01:14:18,886 --> 01:14:21,252 l don't know what you're talking about! 722 01:14:23,157 --> 01:14:25,148 lt's the janitor! 723 01:14:25,226 --> 01:14:28,093 -You know Mike, the janitor? -Yes, of course l do. 724 01:14:58,693 --> 01:15:00,786 lt just sucked him in! 725 01:15:02,997 --> 01:15:05,465 That's pretty far out, Professor Stanley. 726 01:15:05,900 --> 01:15:07,765 But it's true! l swear, it's true! 727 01:15:07,835 --> 01:15:09,427 Let's get the campus police! 728 01:15:09,504 --> 01:15:11,768 No! The campus security is no good! 729 01:15:14,108 --> 01:15:17,874 lf l'm having trouble swallowing this, what the fuck will they think? 730 01:15:21,782 --> 01:15:24,273 l don't know what they would think. 731 01:15:24,619 --> 01:15:27,452 They'd think you had been off on a hell of a toot. 732 01:15:30,825 --> 01:15:33,760 They'd think that we'd both been off on a hell of a toot! 733 01:15:33,828 --> 01:15:36,922 Seeing Tasmanian devils instead of pink elephants. 734 01:15:37,798 --> 01:15:40,494 l think l'll go down... 735 01:15:41,836 --> 01:15:43,565 ...and see how the land lays. 736 01:15:43,638 --> 01:15:45,435 No! Don't! lt may be out! 737 01:15:46,073 --> 01:15:47,540 l doubt that. 738 01:15:47,675 --> 01:15:49,438 Charlie, please, don't go there! 739 01:15:49,510 --> 01:15:51,603 Be right back, Professor Stanley. 740 01:15:56,317 --> 01:15:57,545 He'll see it. 741 01:15:57,752 --> 01:16:00,550 He'll see the crate, he'll see the blood! He'll see Mike! 742 01:16:00,621 --> 01:16:02,316 And then he'll believe me! 743 01:16:07,094 --> 01:16:08,083 Charlie? 744 01:16:10,398 --> 01:16:11,387 Charlie! 745 01:16:18,606 --> 01:16:21,507 There! See the blood? Do you think l'm crazy now? 746 01:16:27,081 --> 01:16:28,912 You think that l killed him? 747 01:16:29,050 --> 01:16:30,881 Look at the blood! Look.... 748 01:16:32,553 --> 01:16:33,645 lt's gone! 749 01:16:33,721 --> 01:16:34,881 What's gone? 750 01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:40,886 lt got out. 751 01:16:41,896 --> 01:16:45,263 l thought it would be potbound after all these years, but it got out! 752 01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:47,130 lt pushed the crate off the table! 753 01:16:47,768 --> 01:16:49,235 Look at these tracks! 754 01:16:55,610 --> 01:16:58,306 lt pushed the crate back in under the stairs... 755 01:16:58,913 --> 01:17:01,040 ...where it felt safe for so long. 756 01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:14,055 Charlie, l really think-- 757 01:17:47,995 --> 01:17:51,226 Charlie, listen, don't go in there! lf you had seen that thing! 758 01:17:51,298 --> 01:17:52,424 Don't worry. 759 01:18:03,844 --> 01:18:06,369 lt looks like it's been through a hay baler. 760 01:18:06,714 --> 01:18:08,306 Now do you believe me? 761 01:18:10,718 --> 01:18:12,447 Charlie, don't go near it. 762 01:18:12,820 --> 01:18:14,412 l don't want the crate. 763 01:18:16,223 --> 01:18:17,588 l want that shoe. 764 01:18:18,526 --> 01:18:20,585 l want to measure the bite marks. 765 01:18:23,130 --> 01:18:25,121 Then maybe we can figure out... 766 01:18:26,267 --> 01:18:28,292 ...what we're dealing with here. 767 01:19:31,766 --> 01:19:34,326 We have to stop it! We have to stop it! 768 01:19:35,302 --> 01:19:39,295 Two people are dead already! We have to.... Dear God, they died! 769 01:19:40,574 --> 01:19:42,872 Hey, Dex, hold it. 770 01:19:45,146 --> 01:19:46,170 What happened? 771 01:19:46,247 --> 01:19:48,442 Two people are dead already, and.... 772 01:19:49,817 --> 01:19:50,943 Who's dead? 773 01:19:52,386 --> 01:19:53,410 Where's Wilma? 774 01:19:53,487 --> 01:19:56,456 She's gone. Dex, what the hell happened to you? 775 01:19:57,291 --> 01:19:59,885 Two people are dead and l could be blamed. 776 01:20:00,895 --> 01:20:04,888 l know that's a terrible consideration at a time like this, Henry, but.... 777 01:20:08,803 --> 01:20:09,792 Good God. 778 01:20:11,405 --> 01:20:14,340 The last time l saw someone do that was in the movies. 779 01:20:14,408 --> 01:20:16,842 lt could be my ass, Henry, and it wasn't me! 780 01:20:16,911 --> 01:20:19,744 lt was that thing in the crate! 781 01:20:20,681 --> 01:20:22,979 l don't even know what it was! 782 01:20:23,984 --> 01:20:25,315 What two people? 783 01:20:25,486 --> 01:20:26,612 Who is dead? 784 01:20:30,691 --> 01:20:32,955 Mike, the janitor in Amberson Hall... 785 01:20:33,994 --> 01:20:35,621 ...and Charlie Gereson. 786 01:20:36,197 --> 01:20:38,529 He wanted to measure the bite marks! 787 01:20:40,034 --> 01:20:41,763 l guess he got his chance. 788 01:20:42,837 --> 01:20:44,361 He most certainly did! 789 01:20:44,438 --> 01:20:49,034 l can't do anything for you unless you stop being so damned elliptical. 790 01:20:49,109 --> 01:20:52,010 Now, just slow down, tell me the whole story... 791 01:20:52,313 --> 01:20:53,940 ...from the beginning, all right? 792 01:20:54,014 --> 01:20:56,676 All right. l think l can do that now. 793 01:20:57,651 --> 01:20:59,380 Thank God for you, Henry. 794 01:21:05,893 --> 01:21:09,090 l thought of some ideas of how to get rid of it coming over here. 795 01:21:09,163 --> 01:21:11,961 l kept thinking about Ryder's Quarry. You know the place? 796 01:21:12,032 --> 01:21:12,862 l know it. 797 01:21:12,933 --> 01:21:14,958 l think it would be deep enough... 798 01:21:15,035 --> 01:21:18,095 ...if only there was a way to get the crate over there. 799 01:21:18,172 --> 01:21:20,333 You know, l kept thinking about it. 800 01:21:22,376 --> 01:21:23,900 l don't know anymore! 801 01:21:27,214 --> 01:21:28,909 Am l going crazy, Henry? 802 01:21:29,683 --> 01:21:30,513 No. 803 01:21:33,954 --> 01:21:37,151 l have to use the facilities. 804 01:21:37,958 --> 01:21:39,687 l'll be back in a minute. 805 01:21:40,728 --> 01:21:44,220 Then we'll decide what we need to do. 806 01:21:44,832 --> 01:21:45,821 Thanks. 807 01:21:47,034 --> 01:21:48,695 What are friends for? 808 01:21:58,979 --> 01:22:00,640 Let's get you another drink. 809 01:22:00,714 --> 01:22:02,443 No, no. l've had enough. 810 01:22:03,083 --> 01:22:05,745 l'm surprised l'm not plastered out of my gore. 811 01:22:05,986 --> 01:22:07,453 The shock, l guess. 812 01:22:07,521 --> 01:22:10,718 Just one more for the both of us while we talk this over. 813 01:22:11,892 --> 01:22:13,189 We may need it. 814 01:22:13,260 --> 01:22:14,386 Yeah, okay. 815 01:25:04,932 --> 01:25:06,399 Henry, goddamn it! 816 01:25:07,034 --> 01:25:10,333 How many times have l told you to lock the goddamn door? 817 01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:14,172 Henry! 818 01:25:21,248 --> 01:25:22,180 Henry? 819 01:25:36,196 --> 01:25:38,858 "Wilma, I've had to leave in a hurry... 820 01:25:39,266 --> 01:25:41,757 "...because of a call from Dexter Stanley. 821 01:25:42,102 --> 01:25:45,435 "He seems to have gotten himself in a great deal of trouble. 822 01:25:46,006 --> 01:25:48,167 "I'm ashamed to tell you of this... 823 01:25:48,275 --> 01:25:50,675 "...but ever since Dexter's wife died... 824 01:25:50,878 --> 01:25:55,042 "...he's had problems coping with certain young female grad students. 825 01:25:55,749 --> 01:26:00,015 "He's been able to cover up several incidents but this one looks very serious. 826 01:26:04,992 --> 01:26:06,823 "It seems he got a young woman... 827 01:26:06,894 --> 01:26:10,193 "...to accompany him to Amberson Hall under false pretenses... 828 01:26:10,264 --> 01:26:11,993 "...and then attacked her. 829 01:26:15,402 --> 01:26:17,927 "When Dex called me, he was barely coherent. 830 01:26:18,138 --> 01:26:21,505 "He was gibbering with fear and crying, I think. 831 01:26:23,877 --> 01:26:26,812 "I tried to get him to tell me what had happened to the girl. 832 01:26:26,880 --> 01:26:30,941 "But for the most part he kept repeating, 'It's awful, Henry! It's awful!' 833 01:26:32,653 --> 01:26:34,814 "Wilma, could you come out here? 834 01:26:35,889 --> 01:26:37,356 "I know it's asking a lot. 835 01:26:37,424 --> 01:26:40,450 "But you're always so clear-headed about these things. 836 01:26:40,561 --> 01:26:42,461 "And you know how to be firm. 837 01:26:43,830 --> 01:26:47,163 "I think Dex could use a firmer hand than mine right now. 838 01:26:48,135 --> 01:26:50,228 "Not to mention the girl herself. 839 01:26:50,604 --> 01:26:54,836 "He said that she had curled up in a dark place and won't come out. 840 01:26:56,109 --> 01:27:00,637 "I'm sorry to have to ask you to come over to Amberson Hall to help me out... 841 01:27:01,148 --> 01:27:05,448 "...but as you so often say, what would I do without you?" 842 01:27:05,919 --> 01:27:07,682 What indeed, Henry? 843 01:27:07,854 --> 01:27:09,151 What indeed? 844 01:28:18,392 --> 01:28:19,324 Henry? 845 01:28:27,601 --> 01:28:28,533 Henry? 846 01:28:33,273 --> 01:28:34,797 Henry, where are you? 847 01:28:36,009 --> 01:28:37,567 The laboratory, Wilma. 848 01:28:38,412 --> 01:28:39,538 Downstairs. 849 01:29:06,373 --> 01:29:08,967 What are you doing creeping around down there? 850 01:29:10,344 --> 01:29:11,572 Where is Dex? 851 01:29:12,179 --> 01:29:14,875 What kind of a mess has he gotten himself into? 852 01:29:16,416 --> 01:29:20,113 lt's easier if l just show you, l think. Come on down. 853 01:29:23,623 --> 01:29:24,749 What's this? 854 01:29:25,392 --> 01:29:27,292 l found them. 855 01:29:30,864 --> 01:29:32,229 Did he beat her? 856 01:29:34,901 --> 01:29:37,665 How bad is she? ls she conscious? 857 01:29:49,116 --> 01:29:51,846 lt's easier if you just see for yourself, Wilma. 858 01:29:54,621 --> 01:29:56,452 What are you laughing about? 859 01:29:57,991 --> 01:30:01,586 Your best friend gets in a scrape with a girl and you're laughing? 860 01:30:01,962 --> 01:30:04,123 There is a funny side to it, Wilma. 861 01:30:04,865 --> 01:30:07,561 Wait till you see. You'll think so yourself. 862 01:30:09,236 --> 01:30:12,694 You're hysterical, Henry. Just what l would have expected! 863 01:30:14,574 --> 01:30:17,407 No, l don't think you'll expect this, Wilma. 864 01:30:18,645 --> 01:30:21,739 This is going to be an entirely new experience. 865 01:30:23,216 --> 01:30:25,343 What are you doing? Let go of me! 866 01:30:27,754 --> 01:30:29,119 What's going on? 867 01:30:29,423 --> 01:30:31,050 The lab's the other way. 868 01:30:31,124 --> 01:30:32,716 The lab. Yes, but.... 869 01:30:33,360 --> 01:30:35,954 The girl is under the stairs, Billie. 870 01:30:38,231 --> 01:30:40,756 Wait till you see. That's what's so funny. 871 01:30:41,001 --> 01:30:45,165 The girl has crawled under the stairs and she won't come out. 872 01:30:45,605 --> 01:30:48,836 She's all curled up there, you know, like a little baby... 873 01:30:49,443 --> 01:30:51,070 ...making funny sounds. 874 01:30:51,812 --> 01:30:53,370 What did he do to her? 875 01:30:58,452 --> 01:31:01,979 You can get her out, Billie. l know you can get her out. 876 01:31:03,056 --> 01:31:05,047 Why don't you give it a try? 877 01:31:06,693 --> 01:31:10,026 You always know how to handle these things, Billie. 878 01:31:10,130 --> 01:31:11,324 No problem. 879 01:31:12,199 --> 01:31:13,325 No trouble. 880 01:31:14,267 --> 01:31:16,064 l know you can get her out! 881 01:31:18,672 --> 01:31:20,162 What are you doing, Henry? 882 01:31:20,240 --> 01:31:23,505 -What are you doing? -What l should have done a long time ago! 883 01:31:23,577 --> 01:31:25,067 Get in there, Wilma. 884 01:31:25,779 --> 01:31:28,009 Just tell it to call you Billie, you bitch! 885 01:31:28,081 --> 01:31:30,345 Stop it! Stop it, Henry, l'll scream! 886 01:31:30,917 --> 01:31:33,750 Scream all you want. l'll help you. Wake up! 887 01:31:34,120 --> 01:31:36,884 Wake up, whatever you are! Wake up, wake up! 888 01:31:36,957 --> 01:31:38,322 Dinnertime! 889 01:31:38,692 --> 01:31:39,920 Poison meat! 890 01:31:40,227 --> 01:31:41,854 Wake up! Wake up! 891 01:31:44,898 --> 01:31:47,196 Wake up! Wake up! 892 01:31:58,478 --> 01:32:00,070 That was great, Henry. 893 01:32:00,514 --> 01:32:03,972 That was just great. You think this is a Friday night fight? 894 01:32:06,520 --> 01:32:08,147 ls that what you think? 895 01:32:08,889 --> 01:32:11,050 You want to see some real punching? 896 01:32:17,297 --> 01:32:20,323 Same old Henry. Afraid of your own shadow. 897 01:32:21,768 --> 01:32:25,260 You know what, Henry? You're a regular barnyard exhibit. 898 01:32:25,939 --> 01:32:28,100 Sheep's eyes, chicken guts... 899 01:32:29,042 --> 01:32:30,509 ...piggy friends... 900 01:32:31,211 --> 01:32:32,803 ...and shit for brains. 901 01:32:34,047 --> 01:32:36,208 No good at departmental politics... 902 01:32:36,616 --> 01:32:38,516 ...no good at making money... 903 01:32:38,618 --> 01:32:41,246 ...no good at making an impression on anybody! 904 01:32:42,989 --> 01:32:45,355 And no good at all in bed! 905 01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:49,085 When was the last time you got it up, Henry? 906 01:32:49,796 --> 01:32:52,594 When was the last time you were a man in our bed? 907 01:32:53,199 --> 01:32:57,363 Now, get out of my way, or l swear you'll be wearing your balls for earrings! 908 01:32:57,938 --> 01:33:00,065 l swear to God if you ever touch-- 909 01:33:12,052 --> 01:33:14,077 Just tell it to call you Billie. 910 01:35:12,205 --> 01:35:14,230 I didn't see anyone, not a soul. 911 01:35:14,841 --> 01:35:19,141 At this time of the year and no other, the campus is almost totally deserted. 912 01:35:19,345 --> 01:35:23,338 Summer session is over and fall semester doesn't start for two more weeks. 913 01:35:23,550 --> 01:35:27,816 It was almost hellishly perfect. I never even saw a pair of headlights. 914 01:35:28,254 --> 01:35:30,722 Henry, what did you do with the crate? 915 01:35:31,991 --> 01:35:33,652 That's the beauty of it! 916 01:35:33,727 --> 01:35:36,992 You provided the final piece in thejigsaw puzzle yourself. 917 01:35:37,263 --> 01:35:39,857 The crate is at the bottom of Ryder's Quarry. 918 01:35:40,467 --> 01:35:43,664 I drove out there with the remains of three human beings. 919 01:35:43,803 --> 01:35:45,896 Well, two human beings and Wilma. 920 01:35:46,973 --> 01:35:49,373 I began to wonder, where did they go? 921 01:35:50,009 --> 01:35:51,943 I mean, how much could it eat? 922 01:35:53,913 --> 01:35:56,074 I think maybe, at the very end... 923 01:35:57,016 --> 01:35:59,507 ...it began to suspect what was happening. 924 01:36:38,091 --> 01:36:41,458 So, the question is: What happens now? 925 01:36:44,097 --> 01:36:47,032 There's no evidence of foul play, l've seen to that. 926 01:36:49,169 --> 01:36:50,830 And there are no bodies. 927 01:36:52,305 --> 01:36:55,069 No. No, l don't suppose there are. 928 01:36:58,411 --> 01:37:00,208 So, what about you, Dexter? 929 01:37:01,281 --> 01:37:03,010 What are you going to say? 930 01:37:07,053 --> 01:37:08,042 Nothing. 931 01:37:09,522 --> 01:37:11,581 Thanks. Thank you, Dexter. 932 01:37:13,560 --> 01:37:15,084 No need to thank me. 933 01:37:15,995 --> 01:37:18,691 After all, what are friends for? 934 01:37:21,768 --> 01:37:25,431 You understand, of course that l expect to whip your ass at chess... 935 01:37:25,505 --> 01:37:27,996 ...twice a week for the rest of our lives. 936 01:37:29,042 --> 01:37:31,408 We'll have to see about that, won't we? 937 01:37:41,321 --> 01:37:43,482 l haven't done anything to anybody. 938 01:37:45,859 --> 01:37:47,156 Neither have l. 939 01:37:49,729 --> 01:37:53,028 What if l woke up before you got here and called the police? 940 01:37:54,801 --> 01:37:55,927 You didn't. 941 01:38:00,206 --> 01:38:04,199 What if it gets out, Henry? What if it gets out of that crate? 942 01:38:07,380 --> 01:38:10,406 lf you saw the way l chained it up, you wouldn't worry. 943 01:38:10,683 --> 01:38:14,016 That thing has drowned in its box 70 feet down. 944 01:38:15,421 --> 01:38:16,979 So, relax. 945 01:38:19,926 --> 01:38:20,858 Relax. 946 01:39:32,432 --> 01:39:33,456 Bastards! 947 01:39:37,403 --> 01:39:38,893 Goddamned bugs. 948 01:39:39,706 --> 01:39:41,173 l'll get them bugs! 949 01:39:42,308 --> 01:39:43,900 l own this goddamned building. 950 01:39:43,977 --> 01:39:46,810 There's not going to be any more damn bugs! 951 01:40:00,426 --> 01:40:03,259 Heads are going to roll. l promise you that! 952 01:40:12,872 --> 01:40:14,305 Hello, that you, White? 953 01:40:14,374 --> 01:40:18,504 No, sir, Mr. Pratt. This is George Gendron. Ijust got off the plane from Seattle. 954 01:40:18,578 --> 01:40:20,409 I have my report ready for typing-- 955 01:40:20,480 --> 01:40:23,381 The building superintendent is on vacation, George. 956 01:40:23,916 --> 01:40:25,781 You believe that? Vacation! 957 01:40:26,753 --> 01:40:29,881 l told them l wanted to hear from him within the hour. 958 01:40:30,089 --> 01:40:32,250 Within the hour, and he now has... 959 01:40:32,392 --> 01:40:34,724 It's 9:34 p.m. 960 01:40:35,028 --> 01:40:37,053 ...exactly 26 minutes to go... 961 01:40:37,130 --> 01:40:40,429 ...or he can stay on vacation permanently! Bastard. 962 01:40:40,900 --> 01:40:43,562 Sir, there was a telex here in the office from Seattle. 963 01:40:43,636 --> 01:40:45,228 I thought you'd want to hear it. 964 01:40:45,304 --> 01:40:47,795 Why are you at the office at 9:30, George? 965 01:40:48,741 --> 01:40:51,039 There's no overtime at the executive level. 966 01:40:51,110 --> 01:40:54,238 Yes, sir, I know that. It's about the Pacific Aerodyne takeover. 967 01:40:54,313 --> 01:40:57,146 To hell with Pacific Aerodyne! They're done for. 968 01:40:57,216 --> 01:40:59,047 Norman Castonmeyer is a dinosaur! 969 01:40:59,118 --> 01:41:02,645 He's too fucking blind to find his way into the nearest tar pit. 970 01:41:03,256 --> 01:41:06,282 The air pollution count is up to almost seven, George! 971 01:41:07,126 --> 01:41:10,994 People are dying of carbon-monoxide poisoning and don't even know it. 972 01:41:11,864 --> 01:41:14,560 l found another cockroach this evening, George. 973 01:41:14,834 --> 01:41:19,237 One of those big ones, right here in my $3,200-a-month penthouse apartment. 974 01:41:19,906 --> 01:41:22,272 My supposedly germ-proof apartment! 975 01:41:22,742 --> 01:41:26,405 Would you like to tell me, George, how an apartment can be germ-proof... 976 01:41:26,479 --> 01:41:29,505 ...when it's not even bug-proof? 977 01:41:31,484 --> 01:41:33,315 I guess it can't, Mr. Pratt. 978 01:41:33,419 --> 01:41:36,411 But I wanted you to know that Pratt International now owns... 979 01:41:36,489 --> 01:41:38,889 ...the majority of Pacific Aerodyne stock. 980 01:41:38,958 --> 01:41:41,756 Of course we do. l can't talk to you now, George. 981 01:41:41,961 --> 01:41:45,397 l'm going to clear up this cockroach problem once and for all! 982 01:41:56,709 --> 01:41:59,337 l'm not going to have any bugs in my building. 983 01:41:59,712 --> 01:42:00,974 l loathe bugs. 984 01:42:03,015 --> 01:42:05,381 I realize that, but there's something you should-- 985 01:42:05,451 --> 01:42:08,284 l've got to let you go, George. You did well! 986 01:42:09,489 --> 01:42:11,753 Go out and fuck somebody. But wear a damn rubber. 987 01:42:11,824 --> 01:42:13,849 Everybody's got the damn herpes these days. 988 01:42:13,926 --> 01:42:17,089 Sir, Norman Castonmeyer shot himself an hour ago. 989 01:42:22,502 --> 01:42:25,062 He did it when it became clear... 990 01:42:25,138 --> 01:42:27,732 ...there was no way to stop the takeover. 991 01:42:28,141 --> 01:42:30,632 At least that's what his wife thinks. 992 01:42:33,179 --> 01:42:34,271 Wonderful! 993 01:42:35,481 --> 01:42:39,474 Now we won't have to offer the old fart a seat on the board of directors. 994 01:42:40,553 --> 01:42:42,316 Now, get off the phone, George. 995 01:42:42,388 --> 01:42:44,583 Never run good news into the ground. 996 01:42:45,625 --> 01:42:47,354 l've got this bug problem. 997 01:42:49,395 --> 01:42:52,125 Once you get bugs, you never get rid of them. 998 01:42:52,932 --> 01:42:54,957 They breed in the crawlspaces... 999 01:42:56,068 --> 01:42:57,592 ...in the conduits... 1000 01:42:58,671 --> 01:43:01,071 ...the very core of the building itself. 1001 01:43:09,048 --> 01:43:10,379 Goodbye, George. 1002 01:43:11,384 --> 01:43:13,375 Yes, sir. Goodnight, Mr. Pratt. 1003 01:43:38,444 --> 01:43:41,811 Once they get a foothold in the building, you never get rid of them. 1004 01:43:59,699 --> 01:44:00,723 Bastards! 1005 01:44:05,238 --> 01:44:06,569 Reynolds? White? 1006 01:44:08,274 --> 01:44:09,400 Talk to me! 1007 01:44:09,875 --> 01:44:13,777 Ijust called to tell you what a monster you are, Mr. Pratt... 1008 01:44:14,814 --> 01:44:18,580 ...and how I will rejoice when you're finally dead! 1009 01:44:18,884 --> 01:44:22,547 Lots of people are going to rejoice when l'm dead. Who are you? 1010 01:44:23,256 --> 01:44:25,087 Lenora Castonmeyer. 1011 01:44:27,126 --> 01:44:30,857 I'm the wife of the man you murdered this afternoon! 1012 01:44:30,930 --> 01:44:33,364 Mrs. Castonmeyer. How are you? 1013 01:44:33,532 --> 01:44:35,659 I hope they keep hell hot for you! 1014 01:44:36,002 --> 01:44:37,264 You son of a bitch! 1015 01:44:37,336 --> 01:44:38,633 I hope they do. 1016 01:44:38,804 --> 01:44:41,739 It wasn't enough for you to drive him to his knees, was it? 1017 01:44:41,807 --> 01:44:43,775 No, you had to kill him as well! 1018 01:44:43,843 --> 01:44:45,140 He came home... 1019 01:44:45,645 --> 01:44:47,010 ...and his eyes... 1020 01:44:48,147 --> 01:44:49,910 ...his eyes were so dead. 1021 01:44:50,716 --> 01:44:52,513 I asked him what was wrong. 1022 01:44:52,952 --> 01:44:56,945 What could be so bad to make his eyes look that way? 1023 01:44:58,457 --> 01:45:00,755 And the only word that he could say... 1024 01:45:01,427 --> 01:45:02,792 ...was your name. 1025 01:45:04,196 --> 01:45:07,529 Ten minutes later, I heard the shot. 1026 01:45:08,134 --> 01:45:12,468 Yes, George Gendron told me old Norman went out with a bang. 1027 01:45:12,571 --> 01:45:14,596 How many men have you destroyed? 1028 01:45:14,774 --> 01:45:16,935 How many men have you killed, you monster? 1029 01:45:17,009 --> 01:45:18,601 Only the stupid ones. 1030 01:45:18,978 --> 01:45:22,971 Only the ones who handed me a knife and then stretched out their throats. 1031 01:45:23,249 --> 01:45:26,980 Only the ones who, if you'll pardon the expression, fucked up. 1032 01:45:30,122 --> 01:45:32,682 lf you'll excuse me, l've got this bug problem... 1033 01:45:32,758 --> 01:45:36,421 ...so we'll have to defer your charming conversation for another time. 1034 01:45:36,495 --> 01:45:37,792 I hope you die! 1035 01:45:37,863 --> 01:45:38,887 By the way.... 1036 01:45:38,964 --> 01:45:41,558 I hope you get cancer in the worst place. 1037 01:45:41,967 --> 01:45:43,696 Syphilis! Leprosy! 1038 01:45:44,537 --> 01:45:46,732 Scream in hell forever, you monster! 1039 01:45:47,273 --> 01:45:50,071 Would you mind telling me who gave you my private number? 1040 01:45:50,142 --> 01:45:51,200 l'd like to fire him. 1041 01:45:51,277 --> 01:45:54,405 It was in my husband's address book, you son of a bitch! 1042 01:45:55,448 --> 01:45:57,439 Well, l can't fire him, can l? 1043 01:46:11,997 --> 01:46:13,897 That better be you, Reynolds. 1044 01:46:19,071 --> 01:46:20,060 Talk to me. 1045 01:46:20,139 --> 01:46:22,972 It's Carl Reynolds, sir. I'm calling from Orlando, Florida. 1046 01:46:23,042 --> 01:46:24,873 Orlando? Florida? 1047 01:46:25,478 --> 01:46:29,005 The wife and I decided to take the kids to Disney World this year-- 1048 01:46:29,081 --> 01:46:32,141 l don't care if you decided to take the kids to Attica this year. 1049 01:46:32,218 --> 01:46:34,311 There are still roaches in this place. 1050 01:46:34,387 --> 01:46:36,514 l killed one not five minutes ago. 1051 01:46:37,857 --> 01:46:39,654 Do you like your job, Reynolds? 1052 01:46:39,725 --> 01:46:42,091 I've spoken to Mr. White, who's on desk tonight. 1053 01:46:42,161 --> 01:46:44,152 Do you like your job, Reynolds? 1054 01:46:44,663 --> 01:46:45,652 Yes, sir. 1055 01:46:45,731 --> 01:46:48,165 l'm glad to hear it, because l want to see White. 1056 01:46:48,234 --> 01:46:50,395 Mr. Pratt, it's almost quarter of ten-- 1057 01:46:50,469 --> 01:46:52,198 lf l don't first see White... 1058 01:46:52,271 --> 01:46:54,933 ...and then the exterminators within a half an hour... 1059 01:46:55,007 --> 01:46:58,204 ...you will have no job by midnight tonight. Do you understand me? 1060 01:46:58,277 --> 01:47:02,043 Next year you can take the wife and kids to Disney World on your welfare check. 1061 01:47:02,114 --> 01:47:04,708 Have you got that? Are we together on this? 1062 01:47:06,819 --> 01:47:07,649 Yes, sir. 1063 01:47:07,720 --> 01:47:10,052 Good. l trust we are. Goodbye. 1064 01:47:18,898 --> 01:47:20,525 You have to watch them. 1065 01:47:23,135 --> 01:47:24,864 Castonmeyer, Reynolds... 1066 01:47:26,472 --> 01:47:27,439 ...bugs. 1067 01:47:29,008 --> 01:47:30,498 That's all they are. 1068 01:47:31,010 --> 01:47:32,170 All of them. 1069 01:47:40,619 --> 01:47:43,213 And although they're essentially brainless... 1070 01:47:43,656 --> 01:47:45,487 ...you have to watch them... 1071 01:47:46,358 --> 01:47:48,826 ...'cause they creep up on you. 1072 01:47:52,565 --> 01:47:54,089 They creep up on you. 1073 01:48:37,409 --> 01:48:39,138 Talk to me. Who's there? 1074 01:48:39,512 --> 01:48:41,844 Good evening there, Mr. Pratt. 1075 01:48:42,648 --> 01:48:45,139 Got bugs again, huh, Mr. Pratt? 1076 01:48:45,384 --> 01:48:47,648 Don't you talk to me like that, you hear? 1077 01:48:47,720 --> 01:48:49,210 What way, Mr. Pratt? 1078 01:48:49,522 --> 01:48:50,887 Like I was crazy. 1079 01:48:51,690 --> 01:48:53,920 No, sir, Mr. Pratt, sir. 1080 01:48:54,260 --> 01:48:56,751 I don't think you're crazy. Not at all. 1081 01:48:57,429 --> 01:48:59,624 I wasjust trying to think... 1082 01:48:59,798 --> 01:49:02,631 ...who might have a 24-hour fumigating service. 1083 01:49:03,002 --> 01:49:06,028 l might be able to get Pirelli Brothers out here by... 1084 01:49:06,305 --> 01:49:08,000 ...shall we say 11:30. 1085 01:49:08,874 --> 01:49:10,535 You might go far, White. 1086 01:49:10,609 --> 01:49:12,873 I've noticed that, in servicejobs... 1087 01:49:13,312 --> 01:49:15,610 ...people like yourself often do. 1088 01:49:16,348 --> 01:49:17,713 People of color. 1089 01:49:18,083 --> 01:49:20,074 Yes, 11:30 will be fine. 1090 01:49:20,886 --> 01:49:23,446 Thanks, Mr. Pratt, sir. 1091 01:49:23,989 --> 01:49:27,755 l'll call them just as soon as l finish with that shower on 23. 1092 01:49:28,761 --> 01:49:31,093 Do it first! Do it now. 1093 01:49:31,330 --> 01:49:33,264 Yes, sir. Right now. 1094 01:49:39,338 --> 01:49:40,566 Only stunned. 1095 01:49:41,407 --> 01:49:43,034 That's the explanation. 1096 01:49:43,976 --> 01:49:46,001 Roaches are very hard to kill... 1097 01:49:46,745 --> 01:49:48,269 ...and they're quick. 1098 01:49:48,814 --> 01:49:50,611 They can creep up on you. 1099 01:49:51,450 --> 01:49:53,918 They can creep up on you if you let them. 1100 01:50:12,571 --> 01:50:15,938 You see, Mrs. Castonmeyer, l grew up in hell's kitchen! 1101 01:50:17,109 --> 01:50:18,440 Bugs everywhere. 1102 01:50:18,944 --> 01:50:21,913 And l know what to do with a bug when l see it. 1103 01:50:22,881 --> 01:50:23,905 Spray it! 1104 01:50:24,583 --> 01:50:26,642 Squash it! Kill it! 1105 01:50:32,057 --> 01:50:33,388 What the fuck? 1106 01:50:34,727 --> 01:50:36,888 Another son-of-a-bitching blackout. 1107 01:50:39,064 --> 01:50:41,999 lf it was my power company, this would never happen. 1108 01:50:49,008 --> 01:50:50,339 Goddamned bugs! 1109 01:50:53,512 --> 01:50:54,536 Bastards! 1110 01:50:58,951 --> 01:51:01,613 Fucking roaches! Goddamned bugs! 1111 01:51:04,456 --> 01:51:07,391 l'll kill you, you goddamned little buggers! 1112 01:51:33,485 --> 01:51:35,510 Come on! What do l pay you for? 1113 01:51:40,993 --> 01:51:42,153 Police emergency. 1114 01:51:42,227 --> 01:51:44,855 lt's about time! What are you people doing down there? 1115 01:51:44,930 --> 01:51:46,522 We've got problems tonight, fella. 1116 01:51:46,598 --> 01:51:50,295 -Or haven't you looked out your window? -Listen. This is the Upson Pratt. 1117 01:51:50,369 --> 01:51:51,358 l've got bugs! 1118 01:51:51,437 --> 01:51:54,702 Everyone's got bugs tonight, and I don't have time for bullshit. 1119 01:51:54,773 --> 01:51:57,503 No, you don't understand. These are cockroaches. 1120 01:51:57,976 --> 01:52:01,070 The biggest ones l've ever seen. This has to stop! 1121 01:52:02,014 --> 01:52:05,677 On a slow night we could maybe talk about it, but this isn't a slow night-- 1122 01:52:05,751 --> 01:52:08,345 l don't think you understand who you're talking to. 1123 01:52:08,420 --> 01:52:11,150 This is Upson Pratt! Upson Pratt! 1124 01:52:12,357 --> 01:52:15,053 l'll see to it you lose your job, you asshole! 1125 01:52:20,632 --> 01:52:22,031 White, talk to me! 1126 01:52:22,568 --> 01:52:25,799 White, l know you can hear me. The PA's on the emergency circuit! 1127 01:52:25,871 --> 01:52:27,202 Talk to me! 1128 01:52:27,639 --> 01:52:30,267 Mr. Pratt, I'm stuck in the damn elevator. 1129 01:52:30,476 --> 01:52:32,171 You can't be stuck in the elevator. 1130 01:52:32,244 --> 01:52:34,303 l want you here now! There are roaches! 1131 01:52:34,379 --> 01:52:35,505 Hundreds of them! 1132 01:52:35,581 --> 01:52:38,209 I'm going to be here until the power comes on. Sorry. 1133 01:52:38,283 --> 01:52:40,581 l'll have your job, you black bastard! 1134 01:53:02,541 --> 01:53:03,906 Come on, come on! 1135 01:53:10,249 --> 01:53:12,342 You'll never get in here. Never! 1136 01:53:12,684 --> 01:53:15,152 When this blackout is over, people will pay. 1137 01:53:15,220 --> 01:53:17,154 Oh, yes. And you'll pay too. 1138 01:53:18,991 --> 01:53:20,583 Every damn one of you! 1139 01:53:21,393 --> 01:53:23,361 l've been beating bugs all my life. 1140 01:53:23,428 --> 01:53:25,521 And l'll beat you too, bastards! 1141 01:53:28,133 --> 01:53:29,259 Talk to me. 1142 01:53:32,938 --> 01:53:33,905 Pratt! 1143 01:53:34,239 --> 01:53:37,072 You old monster. I hope you die. 1144 01:53:37,876 --> 01:53:39,173 I hope you die! 1145 01:53:39,611 --> 01:53:41,841 I hope you die! 1146 01:53:55,327 --> 01:53:57,659 I hope you die! 1147 01:54:22,020 --> 01:54:23,112 Mr. Pratt? 1148 01:54:23,922 --> 01:54:25,583 You there, Mr. Pratt? 1149 01:54:26,491 --> 01:54:27,583 Mr. Pratt? 1150 01:54:27,826 --> 01:54:29,157 Talk to me! 1151 01:54:30,295 --> 01:54:33,230 Talk to me. Talk to me, honky bastard. 1152 01:54:34,833 --> 01:54:37,028 What's the matter, Mr. Pratt? 1153 01:54:37,536 --> 01:54:39,527 Bugs got your tongue? 1154 01:55:05,364 --> 01:55:06,456 Mr. Pratt? 1155 01:55:07,699 --> 01:55:08,791 Mr. Pratt? 1156 01:55:10,102 --> 01:55:11,091 Bastard! 1157 01:56:00,085 --> 01:56:02,417 Chew your food before you swallow! 1158 01:56:05,257 --> 01:56:07,282 -What's that? -lt's a comic book. 1159 01:56:07,459 --> 01:56:08,357 What? 1160 01:56:08,593 --> 01:56:09,924 lt's a comic book. 1161 01:56:09,995 --> 01:56:11,121 lt's a comic book! 1162 01:56:11,196 --> 01:56:12,322 Comic book! 1163 01:56:12,731 --> 01:56:15,222 -My kids love these things. -l love them too. 1164 01:56:15,300 --> 01:56:16,665 Hey, look, look! 1165 01:56:16,768 --> 01:56:20,670 You can send away for all this stuff here. Look, x-ray glasses. 1166 01:56:20,806 --> 01:56:24,799 They don't work. They make your eyes black. You look in and it's a gag. 1167 01:56:25,777 --> 01:56:28,575 Look, an authentic voodoo doll. 1168 01:56:29,247 --> 01:56:32,375 -Somebody already sent for it. -Yeah, we can't get that. 1169 01:56:32,484 --> 01:56:35,851 How about this? "Tired of gettin' sand kicked in your face?" 1170 01:56:39,624 --> 01:56:40,886 Where's Billy? 1171 01:56:40,993 --> 01:56:43,518 He'll be down in a minute. l know he's up. 1172 01:56:43,695 --> 01:56:44,662 Billy? 1173 01:56:45,530 --> 01:56:47,225 Stan, are you all right? 1174 01:56:49,034 --> 01:56:51,195 l didn't get much sleep last night. 1175 01:56:51,770 --> 01:56:52,862 The storm? 1176 01:56:53,472 --> 01:56:55,133 No. lt's this damn stiff neck. 1177 01:56:55,207 --> 01:56:56,936 l can barely move my head. 1178 01:56:57,275 --> 01:56:59,004 You must have strained it. 1179 01:56:59,111 --> 01:57:01,545 Yeah, l guess. l don't know. 1180 01:57:03,448 --> 01:57:04,506 You poor bear. 1181 01:57:04,583 --> 01:57:06,744 Do you want me to get some Ben Gay? 1182 01:57:12,491 --> 01:57:14,982 l'll teach him to throw away my comic books. 1183 01:57:20,298 --> 01:57:22,596 Ready for another shot, Dad?