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Previously on "big shots"...
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I want to have a baby.
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Marla's going to be our surrogate.
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My eggs aren't viable.
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She's gonna have to get
pregnant the old-fashioned way.
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Alex mason -- you
trashed me on basic cable
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and now you're calling
to confirm our date?
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That was business,and what
I'm talking about is pleasure.
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Zack wells. Duncan collinsworth.
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This is who you hired?
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We've got something in common.
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Duncan's my dad,too.
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I'm with terrence now.
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Exclusively.
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Will you marry me... again?
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I'm happy to report that
lisbeth accepted my proposal.
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Wait. Stop,stop,stop,stop.
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Quiet now.
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You don't want to alarm them.
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Ah,the northeastern
aspiring trophy wife.
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They don't usually travel in packs.
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It must be a difficult hunting season.
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Yes,they do look hungry.
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See?
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I'm better off without lisbeth.
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Being with her required
constant effort. Full-time job.
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Trying to be something I'm not.
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- Monogamous?
- Exactly.
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One woman equals work.
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I came so close to forgetting the
fundamental principle of my life --
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being me... is fun as hell.
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- Hi!Oliver!
- Katie.
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See you later. Wasn't that good?
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James,this gainfully employed,straight
adonis is oliver davenport,
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my lunch date and my boyfriend.
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Nice to meet you.
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Tell me it's not her birthday.
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Oh,no,no. You're good.
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This is just a running joke.
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Yeah,when I first started working here,
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I dated this guy that
sent me the most enormous,
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embarrassing bouquet of balloons
for my first day of work.
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So,as an anniversary of sorts,
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I make it a personal goal of mine
to out-humiliateatie every year.
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Last year,my office was
filled with rockettes.
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So,no balloons?
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No rockettes?
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No cage dancers.
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There goes lunch.
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I'll be back for the 2:30 call.
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- Oh,hey.
- Yeah?
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I think I like him a lot
more than balloon guy.
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So do I.
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Aw,now I feel guilty for thinking
your girlfriend's a bitch.
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Uh,just kidding...
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We have a few concerns
about the upcoming meeting
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with nadia's expert beauty.
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"Concerns"?
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Yes,it's a beauty-supply chain,
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but it's not like they're selling
watermelon lip gloss at 3 for $1.
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Every line they carry has
had a 25% sales increase.
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You don't understand.
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The board feels that someone else might
be better suited to negotiate with nadia.
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Nadia striker is
notoriously conservative.
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We've heard that she's
already expressed concerns
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about doing business with someone
of your personal reputation.
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I'll take her to dinner,bring
my loving daughter,
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wear my father-of-the-year
sweater-vest.
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It'll be fine.
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Do you need me to quote
proverbs,or can we get back to work?
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Fresh from my storage facility,or,
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as I like to call
it,the trunk of my car.
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Well,I'd help you look,
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but I don't want to stumble
on your stash of "perfect 10."
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How did you know I keep my
birth certificate with my porn?
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Well,it's like we have one brain.
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We must be related.
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You know,pretding to be my half
brother is quite an elaborate rejection.
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You could have just said you liked guys.
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Ah,you would have tried to turn me.
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Pretty healthy self-esteem
you got there,bro.
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Yeah?
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Well,I wonder where I get it from.
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You still think I'm pretending?
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Oh,my god.
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You're an aries.
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Look,promise me that you're
not gonna say anything.
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No,I'll let you drop that bomb.
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You are telling him,zack.
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Look,I -- I've been waiting
for this moment my whole life.
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You know,I mean,I can't just tell him.
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I want him to like me first.
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You know,I want to make it at reveal on my
own merits, not because I'm the boss' son.
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Okay,seriously,being duncan's
offspring has no perks whatsoever.
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I want to make it at reveal
just as much as you do,
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and the guy has me
alphabetizing his junk mail.
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Look,I-I have a plan,cam,you know.
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The plan is for him to
respect me and then I tell him,
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and,you know,then he's
understandably thrilled.
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Maybe you need to consider a plan "B."
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You're making orange chicken.
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You are the perfect woman.
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You're not still upset that I didn't
sleep with your friend,are you?
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No.
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Just... disappointed.
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Why do we have a picture of
wilford brimley on our fridge?
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It's your cousin george's new baby.
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Doesn't she look just like her father?
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Yes.
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Oh,no. Don't cry.
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I'm sure she'll grow into her chins.
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You know,that's the hardest part.
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Yes,I wanted to have a baby for myself,
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but I really wanted to have your baby.
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I wanted to look into a little,round
face and see your smile...
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your eyes.
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I have horrible vision.
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Your sense of humor.
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You're really the only
person who thinks I'm funny.
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And now all this.
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'S just going to end with you.
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No more karl.
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Okay.
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You want more karl,you'll get more karl.
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I don't want you to have
a baby with a stranger,
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and marla's never going to be
able to handle the in vitro.
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- She can't do needles.
- I know.
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I'll try and make a baby with
marla the old-fashioned way.
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For yoU... for us.
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For the world.
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No more documentaries,okay?
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I feel a little weird making out with
you while orphans are having a dance-off.
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It was a spelling bee.
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Wh can I see you again?
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Um,how's thursday dinner? Wait.
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Is it wrong for me to put
"late-night romp" in my pda?
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You knowactually,katie used to list
her dates as karate,cello lessons.
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She's got a new boyfriend now,right?
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Yeah,yeah. He seems
-- he seems great.
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We should all go out sometime.
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She hates me.
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No,no,it's just that you and i can
barely schedule a date for ourselves.
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Well,I know how important she is to
you. I just want to get to know her.
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Yeah,I just don't think katie's
a big double-date kind of girl.
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And,you know,she just
started seeing oliver,so --
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and she's in love with you.
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What?
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There's always "the friend katie" that
the guy's just a little too close to.
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She doesn't want to befriend me
because she doesn't want me to exist.
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That's completely untrue.
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I've known her forever.
We work together.
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Oh,no.
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Someone parked within
3 feet of your lexus.
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Don't mock my love for my hybrid.
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Oh,man,I've got a lot of
competition for your affection.
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Taxi!
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Oliver?
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Maybe it was his sister.
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No. They were making out.
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Maybe he and katie have an
understanding. You never know.
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No,I know katie. Trust me.
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There's no understandings.
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Hey,we're talking about his
good friend katie here,okay?
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She is emotionally invested in this guy.
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Brody and his vagina
think you should tell her.
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I'm -- I'm
gonna tell her.
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I-I have to tell her.
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I just have to pick the right time.
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Like after they've broken up,and
she's found somebody better.
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I'll switch places with you.
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I'll crush katie.
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You sleep with my
ex-mistress for my wife.
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You have the strangest little life.
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It's not funny.
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When I broke the seal
on my lust for marla,
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I never thought it would close back up.
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I'm terrified to break it
again. She's like a drug.
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I really feel for you,karl.
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Man,that's a hell of
a situation you're in.
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You want to get to that
favor you're gonna ask us,
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or are you gonna keep
kissing our ass all day?
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There's no favor.
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Well -- well,I was gonna
ask if you guys minded
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if I invited janelle's father
to golf with us tomorrow.
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Oh,come on,guys.
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He's in town getting an award.
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Well,I can'T.
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I got high tea with hitler.
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I'm being impaled on a post.
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I'm his ride.
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All right,so,he's the antichrist,but he
is janelle's father and she adores him.
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Nobody said war was gonna be
pretty,gentlemen,so I need to know --
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who's in the foxhole
with their friend...
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and who's not?
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Not.
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- Sorry.
- No.
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You guys want to take a
little more time with that?
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Okay,fine.
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Tell alex tomorrow night
at osteria del ducci.
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Really? A double date?
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Well,oliver got this strange
idea in his head that you like me.
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What?
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Well,I guess he thinks I'm just
so wonderful,how could you not?
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Oh,that must be it.
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I think the best way to
defuse the situation is for him
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to see you happy with
your bitchy girlfriend.
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Who thinks you're in love with me.
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You're kidding.
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Why is this happening now?
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It's what happens when
men and women are friends.
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We never had to worry about it
before because you re married.
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Oh,and tomorrow night,try
not to look likeyou love me.
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Working late?
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Oh,you do recognize work
when you see it. Good to know.
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I need a favor.
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You have to come to dinner with the
tight-ass owner of nadia's expert beauty
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and lp convince her that
I'm "father knows best."
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You kn,I knew I enjoyed
irony,but this is just fun.
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I understand this might require
a ttle acting on your part.
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Well,the good news is,if I twist an
ankle,there is a possible understudy.
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Um,we should talk.
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There has to be some sort of mistake.
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I don't even recognize
your mother's name.
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And there's no way he had sex with
a woman whose name he didn't know.
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My mom,uh,tended bar at this dive
in jersey city called scrappy'S.
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She said
that you --
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you closed the place down one
night and she gave you a ride home.
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I think you're gonna have to
narrow the field a bit more.
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- Cam.
- What?
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It just doesn't sound like
it's ringing any bells.
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There are no bells to
ring this is a mistake.
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My mom was a really good dart player.
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She'd do this thing where she'd con
new customers into doubling her tip
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by betting them she could score
a bull's-eye from behind the bar,
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and that's -- that's
how she got her nickname.
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Bullzee?
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You knocked up a jersey
city bartender named bullzee?
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No,I'm sure I was one of about
10 guys she slept with that week.
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Hey,you spend the night
drinking kamikazes.
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See how choosy you are.
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Does the kid look like you?
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He's not my kid,karl.
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Well,you're gonna have
to get a paternity test.
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His timing couldn't be any worse.
248
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I got that deal with nadia's
expert beauty coming up.
249
00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:10,320
Hello,sports fans!
250
00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:13,570
Well,here comes the
cardboard king of cleveland.
251
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:18,690
Well,all this place needs is a
windmill and a snow-cone machine.
252
00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:19,960
Hey,mr.Cooper.
253
00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,840
You remember the
guys.This is --
254
00:11:21,850 --> 00:11:23,140
yeah,I remember.
255
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:26,220
I've only met them like 109 times,brody.
256
00:11:27,210 --> 00:11:28,830
Uh,it's good to see you again,siR.
257
00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,750
You're getting a
divorce,huh? What'd you do?
258
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,930
Oh,and you.
259
00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:37,080
Learn how to shake a hand yet?
260
00:11:37,090 --> 00:11:38,350
No.
261
00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,350
How do you do business with
that dead fish for a paw?
262
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,430
Oh,and then we have the pretty boy here.
263
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,490
Uh,you wearing your own eye shadow yet?
264
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,790
All right,guys. Let's go play some golf.
265
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,570
Can'T. Meeting.
266
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,250
Can'T. Lunch.
267
00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,550
Can'T. Lunch meeng.
268
00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,180
Get my three-wood.
269
00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:08,220
So,do we need to talk,or are we good?
270
00:12:08,230 --> 00:12:11,100
About my feelings of
possibly having a brother?
271
00:12:11,390 --> 00:12:14,710
Only if you take me for ice
cream and watch the sunset.
272
00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:17,210
I'll wait until the
paternity test comes back.
273
00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:19,720
I don't like to expend
emotion unnecessarily.
274
00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:22,000
Well,we know whose daughter you are.
275
00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:25,670
So,what do I need to know
about this dinner with nadia?
276
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:27,090
They want to be the next sephora,right?
277
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,410
Well,you don't have to worry about that.
278
00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:31,390
You just be charming,act
like you adore me.
279
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,360
You're kind of making it hard.
280
00:12:34,930 --> 00:12:37,080
Duncan,you need to take me seriously.
281
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,950
I'm here because I want
to know about the business.
282
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:42,220
I want a career at
reveal,outside of the mailroom.
283
00:12:42,230 --> 00:12:45,980
Let's just get through this
deal,and we'll talk,okay?
284
00:12:45,990 --> 00:12:47,620
Thank you.
285
00:12:48,230 --> 00:12:51,600
******
286
00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:03,330
Are you waiting for me to die?
287
00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:12,780
Your mother drank a lot when
she was pregnant with you,huh?
288
00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:17,560
Janelle's really excited
about the awards ceremony.
289
00:13:17,570 --> 00:13:19,200
I want to talk to you about that.
290
00:13:19,210 --> 00:13:20,040
Yeah,I got it.
291
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,430
You don't want me to go.
292
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:24,150
No. I want you to give
my introduction speech.
293
00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:29,160
Really? Me?
294
00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:31,450
Well,don't start crying
or anything,gertrude.
295
00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:33,830
My friend bill was gonna do it.
He's having gallbladder surgery.
296
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,630
Johnny's on a cruise with his wife.
297
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,840
I could ask one of the neighbors, but
I'm not paying to fly them out here.
298
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,100
I'm touched you asked me.
299
00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:44,160
You see this golf ball?
300
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,480
It's worth more than you.
301
00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:48,320
Nixon gave me this ball.
302
00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:51,780
You golfed with nixon?
303
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:55,690
No. We played badminton,and
he gave me a golf ball.Geez.
304
00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:03,670
Are you going to give me room or do I
have to swing with you riding piggyback?
305
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,610
Are you gonna get that,or what?
306
00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:23,450
One hell of a house call,huh?
307
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,490
Yeah.
308
00:14:26,110 --> 00:14:27,800
So,you know,I heard about
that deal with nadia'S.
309
00:14:27,810 --> 00:14:29,790
That should be great for reveal.
310
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,190
Yeah.
311
00:14:31,810 --> 00:14:33,020
I've read a lot about nadia.
312
00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:34,060
She's annteresting woman.
313
00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:36,110
Do you know she was a missionary?
314
00:14:36,290 --> 00:14:37,820
Where's this conversation going?
315
00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:41,770
Nowhere. I just,uh,I just am
really interested in the company.
316
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,070
I'm not trying to cause any trouble.
317
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:47,670
I know it wouldn't be a good time for people
to find out you have an illegitimate son.
318
00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:51,470
Look,I respect that you're
-- you're a self-made man.
319
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,300
You know,that's what I want to be.
320
00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:54,480
I just want to follow in your footsteps.
321
00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:55,950
What,uh...
322
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,960
what else do you know about nadia?
323
00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:01,290
Everything that's ever been written.
324
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,080
You know,I could put together
a little doser if you'd like.
325
00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:05,810
Some press clippings,bullet points.
326
00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:07,440
Okay. Fine.Thanks.
327
00:15:26,930 --> 00:15:28,040
Hi. This is lisbeth.
328
00:15:28,050 --> 00:15:29,890
Leave your message after the tone.
329
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,260
Hey. It's me.
330
00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:32,830
I need to see you.
331
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,870
There's something I want
to talk to you about.
332
00:15:35,390 --> 00:15:37,010
Call me back.
333
00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:45,550
So...
334
00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:49,110
should we go over your visualization
techniques one more time?
335
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,370
- No.
- No.
336
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,600
Okay,then.
337
00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:54,670
Well,I guess it's time.
338
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,800
Good luck.
339
00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:01,840
Remember,the higher
marla's pelvis,the better.
340
00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:09,940
What the hell is that?
341
00:16:09,950 --> 00:16:10,880
Whales.
342
00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:13,180
Wendy says it helps with relaxation.
343
00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:15,760
I'm not having sex to whale sounds.
344
00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:18,380
I just want to get this over with.
345
00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:21,470
Zip in and zip out.
346
00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:25,020
What happened to the whales?
347
00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,800
Karl didn't like them.
348
00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:30,030
Okay.
349
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,770
Well... good luck.
350
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:40,210
For under marla's back.
Helps with fertility.
351
00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:47,520
Please tell me you're locking the dooR.
352
00:16:47,530 --> 00:16:49,790
I-I-I can't work
under these conditions.
353
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,200
How am I supposed to make a baby with
my wife popping in and out of the room?
354
00:16:57,390 --> 00:17:00,250
I just know I'm gonna spend the entire
dinner glaring at this oliver guy.
355
00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:02,840
Which will probably support his
thinking that you're after his girl.
356
00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:05,080
I wish I knew what
the story was with him.
357
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:06,950
You want me to get one of the
private investigators I work with
358
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,260
to dig around a little
bit,find out about the guy?
359
00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:10,560
Yeah,brody. That would be great.Thanks.
360
00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:11,610
You see that?
361
00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:12,610
That's called support.
362
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,260
That's friendship.
363
00:17:14,270 --> 00:17:16,940
We're not playing golf with
your jackass in-law again.
364
00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:18,610
Yeah,all right. I didn't ask you to.
365
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,110
How are you gonna give
a speech about that guy?
366
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,770
I can't think of a single
nice thing to say about him.
367
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:26,200
Well,I'm pretending to write
about someone I lo and admire.
368
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,500
Me?
369
00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:28,530
Me.
370
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,040
Hey,buck up over there,karl.
371
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,610
It's perfectly understandable that
372
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:36,200
you couldn't have sex with your
ex-mistress with your wife in the next room.
373
00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:37,740
You need to do what you used to do.
374
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:39,790
You know,no altars,no sound machines.
375
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:40,460
No wife.
376
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:41,380
Yeah,in a hotel room.
377
00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:43,080
Down and dirty. Like god intended.
378
00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:44,640
It'd be like cheating all over again.
379
00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:46,060
But just for the afternoon.
380
00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:47,580
Well...
381
00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:49,610
I'm glad you're all here.
382
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:51,710
- Oh,my...
- oh,my...
383
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,190
eyes forward there,pretty boy.
384
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,520
Now,I know I cannot
rely on my son-in-law,
385
00:17:55,530 --> 00:17:59,630
so I'm here to remind you all that it
is black-tie optional tomorrow night,
386
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,430
which means black tie to you and
me,and you better all come together
387
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:06,000
'cause I don't want any
stragglers making me look bad.
388
00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:08,850
What are you laughing at?
389
00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:17,340
I was looking for you.
390
00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:20,110
I need you to man the copy
machine while I go on a coffee run.
391
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:24,320
What are you doing?
392
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:29,310
Uh,duncan asked me to put together some
information about nadia's expert beauty.
393
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,750
Seriously?
394
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,240
Yeah. I told him I'd
have it done by tonight.
395
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:36,510
Can you,um,can you do the
coffee run on your own?
396
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,020
I really want to show him what I can do.
397
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,300
Oh,and,uh,someone needs to
pick up his dry cleaning.
398
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:43,290
Thanks,cam. You're the best.
399
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:51,130
The problem with most businesses
stems from a lack of family values.
400
00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:53,200
People are so concerned
with making a living.
401
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:56,070
They don't care about making
a life,setting an example.
402
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,400
I couldn't agree more.
403
00:18:57,410 --> 00:19:00,190
That's one of the reasons that
I hired my daughter at reveal.
404
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,010
So we could spend more time together.
405
00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:03,580
Oh,that's lovely.
406
00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,650
What do you do at reveal,cameron?
407
00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:06,860
Oh,I fetch coffee.
408
00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:10,280
Sometimes I get to press the big
green button on the copy machine.
409
00:19:10,290 --> 00:19:11,560
She's kidding.
410
00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:12,460
I'm not.
411
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,840
I should hire you as the office
comedian,is what I should do.
412
00:19:14,850 --> 00:19:16,210
Oh,that would mean I have an actual job.
413
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:17,130
Sweetie.
414
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:18,430
"Sweetie"?
415
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,460
Sorry. He usually calls me camikins.
416
00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:22,390
- It's a pet name.
- Cameron.
417
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:27,930
You see,the truth about duncan as
a father -- he was never around.
418
00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:30,550
And the only reason I'm here
now instead of making copies is
419
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,640
because he wants to
make a deal with you.
420
00:19:33,890 --> 00:19:35,450
Thanks for dinner.
421
00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:43,270
Well,I guess this deal
isn't gonna happen now,huh?
422
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:48,020
Actually,there's still
a chance that it might.
423
00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:51,840
You've got quite the reputation,duncan.
424
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,960
You're the best one-night
stand in new york.
425
00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:58,260
I'd love to find out what
all the hype is about.
426
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,540
Are you gonna get kicked out of the
daughters of american revolution for this?
427
00:20:12,550 --> 00:20:14,380
It's part of my patriotic duty.
428
00:20:14,390 --> 00:20:16,120
Pursuing happiness.
429
00:20:17,690 --> 00:20:19,510
God bless americA.
430
00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:22,600
Duncan collinsworth.
431
00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:24,670
Exactly what I needed.
432
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,760
A good time.
433
00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:30,670
You're my very first man whore.
434
00:20:33,630 --> 00:20:35,920
You need to be the one in charge,huh?
435
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,400
I don't think this is a good idea.
436
00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:43,440
What?
437
00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:46,090
You're a -- you're a very
desirable woman,nadia,
438
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,640
but I don't think I'm that guy anymore.
439
00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:51,080
Sure,you are.
440
00:20:51,090 --> 00:20:54,220
No,no. I-I don't think I am.
441
00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:05,870
Sometime this year,karl.
442
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,800
I've got rock body explosion in an hour.
443
00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:13,300
********
444
00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:14,190
I'm just gonna start.
445
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,870
This is ridiculous.
446
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,930
Fine.
447
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,810
Now,just relax,okay?
448
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,330
Don't think about anything.
449
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,620
Just let yourself feel.
450
00:21:37,570 --> 00:21:38,470
No. I'm sorry.
451
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,160
I can't do this,even
if wendy wants me to.
452
00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:42,990
What ds that mean?
453
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,810
It means i was afraid to sleep with you
454
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:47,140
because I thought I wouldn't be
able to stop,but the truth is,
455
00:21:47,150 --> 00:21:51,230
I can't sleep with you because
I really do love my wife.
456
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,980
That's almost sweet,karl.
457
00:21:52,990 --> 00:21:54,820
And if I'm ever gonna have
the kind of marriage I want,
458
00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:57,540
then I can't keep
secrets from her anymore.
459
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:58,470
Meaning?
460
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,910
I have to tell wendy about our affair.
461
00:22:01,810 --> 00:22:03,460
No. You can'T.
462
00:22:03,470 --> 00:22:05,140
It'll ruin everything.
463
00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:06,800
She's my best friend.
464
00:22:06,810 --> 00:22:09,230
Well,I can't keep this from her anymore.
465
00:22:17,650 --> 00:22:19,340
What are you doing here?
466
00:22:19,350 --> 00:22:21,130
Uh,yeah,sorry to bother you at home,
467
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,690
but I,uh,finished
that report on nadia'S.
468
00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:25,440
I think reveal would be
smart to do a deal with her.
469
00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:26,800
Uh,the deal's dead.
470
00:22:26,810 --> 00:22:27,940
What?
471
00:22:27,950 --> 00:22:30,400
Nadia wanted me to sleep with her...
472
00:22:31,490 --> 00:22:33,710
but I wanted not to.
473
00:22:34,390 --> 00:22:36,730
They teach you about
that in business school?
474
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,370
Um,I might have missed that day.
475
00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:43,950
Um,so -- so there's --there's
way she'd change her mind?
476
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:44,930
It's over.
477
00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:46,900
Trust me.
478
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:50,240
Thanks,uh,for the report.
479
00:22:50,420 --> 00:22:51,660
Uh,yeah.
480
00:22:51,940 --> 00:22:53,650
No problem.
481
00:23:03,570 --> 00:23:04,550
Hi.
482
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,800
Where -- where
have you been?
483
00:23:05,810 --> 00:23:07,350
I've been trying to
get in touch with you.
484
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,700
I know.
485
00:23:08,710 --> 00:23:11,920
Duncan,we can't keep doing this.
486
00:23:11,930 --> 00:23:13,300
Doing what?
487
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:14,570
I'm marrying terrence.
488
00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:16,240
Things have to change.
489
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:19,050
We still share a daughter,lisbeth.
490
00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:20,840
I don't care who you're marrying.
491
00:23:20,850 --> 00:23:21,500
I'm sorry.
492
00:23:21,510 --> 00:23:23,680
I didn't think this was about cam.
493
00:23:23,690 --> 00:23:25,090
It's not just about cam.
494
00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,740
It's not about us,either.
495
00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:30,330
I just really need to talk to my friend.
496
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:44,090
Wherare you hurrying off to?
497
00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:46,400
I-I forgot I was
supposed to show a house,
498
00:23:46,410 --> 00:23:49,850
and I'm way past my
standard 20 minutes late.
499
00:23:50,370 --> 00:23:52,170
They're beautiful.
500
00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:54,600
I won't be long. I promise.
501
00:24:00,150 --> 00:24:01,650
Love you.
502
00:24:08,430 --> 00:24:11,830
So,you really don't understand
why cam is acting so strange.
503
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,230
Is it a girl thing?
504
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:13,880
No.
505
00:24:13,890 --> 00:24:16,610
She's afraid that she's gonna lose you.
506
00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:18,490
You possibly have a son.
507
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,720
She's worried that
he's gonna replace her.
508
00:24:20,730 --> 00:24:21,850
"Replace her"?
509
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:25,200
Get someone else to take
her spot pushing me away?
510
00:24:25,210 --> 00:24:27,380
She doesn't want anything
to do with me half the time.
511
00:24:27,390 --> 00:24:30,220
You need to reassure her
that she's not gonna lose you.
512
00:24:30,230 --> 00:24:31,830
Of course she's not.
513
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,840
I doubt that kid's even my son.
514
00:24:33,850 --> 00:24:35,210
- Do you like him?
- Who?
515
00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:35,990
Zack?
516
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,400
At least he's full-grown.
517
00:24:37,410 --> 00:24:39,160
I can't do too much damage.
518
00:24:39,170 --> 00:24:41,820
Well,if anyone can find a
way to screw him up,ou can.
519
00:24:44,590 --> 00:24:46,960
You're gonna be just fine.
520
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,940
Listen,thanks for coming to help.
521
00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:58,000
And do me a favor -- don't tell
anybody that I'm falling apart,okay?
522
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,490
So,how did things go
with the house you showed?
523
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:15,050
Same old story -- the wife
liked it,and the husband didn'T.
524
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,420
So you made the sale.
525
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,350
You know,I'm gonna go
get us some more wine.
526
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,780
Would you like the same,or
would you like some merlot?
527
00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:26,110
Merlot would be great.
528
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,720
Okay.
529
00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:39,750
It's me.
530
00:25:40,210 --> 00:25:43,870
Listen,are you still interested in
that information on duncan collinsworth?
531
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,600
Oh,yeah,I told you.
532
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:48,900
It's very juicy.
533
00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:51,890
So,oliver,has she
dragged you antiquing yet?
534
00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:53,330
Not really.
535
00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:54,000
Let me guess.
536
00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:57,200
You had lunch and accidentally
stumbled across this little shop
537
00:25:57,210 --> 00:25:58,730
she had no idea was there.
538
00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:00,890
Yeah. Like five times.
539
00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:04,610
Well,let's see,james. What about you?
540
00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:06,430
What? What about me?
541
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:09,010
I'm sure alex enjoys the five
minutes of "sportscenter" that
542
00:26:09,020 --> 00:26:12,560
you have to watch for 20 minutes
before you can leave your house.
543
00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:14,720
He does. He watches
the same highlights over
544
00:26:14,730 --> 00:26:18,220
and over Like it's the
zapruder film or something.
545
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,730
Excuse me. I've got to take this.
546
00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:23,700
Hey,brody,what's up?
547
00:26:23,710 --> 00:26:25,880
- Yeah,I just got off the phone with my P.I.Friend.
- And?
548
00:26:25,890 --> 00:26:27,770
Yeah,that oliver guy?
549
00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:29,180
Married seven years.
550
00:26:29,190 --> 00:26:30,990
Lives on the upper
east side with his wife.
551
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,540
I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
552
00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:34,140
I'm sorry,man.
553
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,280
Thanks.
554
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,710
Is everything okay,james?
555
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,040
Yeah,I'm sorry.
556
00:26:42,050 --> 00:26:43,420
Uh,we've got to go.
557
00:26:43,430 --> 00:26:45,010
A work thing.
558
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,330
"A work thing"?
559
00:26:46,340 --> 00:26:47,650
Yeah. I can't get into it right now.
560
00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:49,870
I mean,can you at least stay
for a quick cup of coffee?
561
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,810
Uh,no,oliver,I can'T.
562
00:26:54,260 --> 00:26:58,270
Brody: And I can tell you that larry
is the same man on the job as he is off.
563
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:02,310
Business leader,sure,but
devoted husband,loving father.
564
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,370
Frankly,a man among men.
565
00:27:04,380 --> 00:27:06,200
Is he pulling this off?
566
00:27:06,390 --> 00:27:07,520
In closing...
567
00:27:07,530 --> 00:27:08,140
he is.
568
00:27:08,150 --> 00:27:09,790
A lot of you may be saying,
569
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,760
"larry cooper is the
luckiest man alive."
570
00:27:11,770 --> 00:27:13,650
Well,he's not. I am.
571
00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:16,390
Because I got to marry his
beautiful,brilliant daughter,
572
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,920
and I got him as
a father-in-law.
573
00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:21,840
Congratulations,larry. Congratulations.
574
00:27:29,490 --> 00:27:31,660
Thanks,arnie. I appreciate that.
575
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,610
Hey,arnie.
576
00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:37,790
Well done.
577
00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:41,820
Thank you,sir. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
578
00:27:41,830 --> 00:27:43,230
You know,the only thing
would have made that
579
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:48,140
more perfect is if you were
wearing a dress,maybe a tiara.
580
00:27:48,150 --> 00:27:49,870
I don't know whether that was a speech
581
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,620
or the lyrics to a carly simon song.
582
00:27:52,630 --> 00:27:54,220
Tell me the truth,will ya?
583
00:27:54,230 --> 00:27:56,560
Is my daughter your beard?
584
00:27:58,460 --> 00:27:59,790
You want the truth from me?
585
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,160
Then you answer me a question.
586
00:28:01,170 --> 00:28:03,100
Is janelle really your daughter?
587
00:28:03,110 --> 00:28:06,620
Because there's no way that
sweet,beautiful girl shares your genes.
588
00:28:06,630 --> 00:28:08,860
You know her mother
screwed around on you,
589
00:28:08,870 --> 00:28:11,140
perhaps while you
were out stealing souls
590
00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:15,740
or crushing kittens or whatever
demons from hell did during those days.
591
00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:18,550
The truth is,you are an
insufferable blowhard,
592
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,590
and if you didn't have money,
593
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:24,140
no one would speak to you other
than to say,"piss off,fat ass!
594
00:28:28,890 --> 00:28:29,690
Don'T.
595
00:28:30,290 --> 00:28:31,070
Help!
596
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:32,870
Waiter!
597
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,430
Mr.Cooper.....
598
00:28:41,260 --> 00:28:43,100
You are gonna be fine.
599
00:28:43,110 --> 00:28:47,120
The paramedics are just taking you
to the hospital for observation,okay?
600
00:28:47,130 --> 00:28:49,190
Is -- is there anything
I can do for you?
601
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,390
I think you've done enough.
602
00:28:52,270 --> 00:28:55,580
Sir,I-I really apologize
for what I said...
603
00:28:55,590 --> 00:28:56,450
after the speech.
604
00:28:56,460 --> 00:28:58,230
The speech was the truth. Every word.
605
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:02,310
I love your daughter,and it's really
important to her that you and I get along.
606
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,740
So...
607
00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:05,620
I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell her
608
00:29:05,630 --> 00:29:08,260
that I caused your collapse.
609
00:29:08,270 --> 00:29:09,590
Fine.
610
00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:13,780
Thank you,sir.
611
00:29:13,790 --> 00:29:15,610
Thank you so much.
612
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,860
I own you now.
613
00:29:25,260 --> 00:29:26,850
What is going on?
614
00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:28,190
I don't like that guy.
615
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,200
- don't like that guy?
- No,i don't like that guy.
616
00:29:30,210 --> 00:29:31,930
And I don't know why this
always happens to her.
617
00:29:31,940 --> 00:29:34,450
She gets mixed up with these losers
who aren't worth two minutes of her time
618
00:29:34,460 --> 00:29:36,090
and not nearly good enough for her.
619
00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:38,950
Is anybody gonna be good enough for her?
620
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:43,880
Look,she's my friend,alex,and
I worry about her.
621
00:29:43,890 --> 00:29:44,670
I understand.
622
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,230
And I have friends,and
they worry about me,too.
623
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,940
And they worry that I'm
standing in front of someone that
624
00:29:48,950 --> 00:29:52,370
I'm crazy about who's busy
thinking about somebody else.
625
00:29:54,020 --> 00:29:56,080
I'm gonna get a cab. Good night.
626
00:30:01,310 --> 00:30:03,010
What the hell is going on?
627
00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:07,760
Uh,all right,I-I hate
to have to tell you this,
628
00:30:07,770 --> 00:30:10,930
okay,but your -- your
boyfriend,he's married.
629
00:30:11,980 --> 00:30:13,310
I'm so sorry.
630
00:30:13,630 --> 00:30:15,780
This isn't what you deserve.
You're an amazing person.
631
00:30:15,790 --> 00:30:17,350
I know,james.
632
00:30:20,310 --> 00:30:22,770
I know that oliver is married.
633
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,030
No matter how awful you
think I am right now...
634
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,810
I think I'm worse.
635
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,620
Look,what you do is your own business.
636
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,170
I hate myself for this,james.
637
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,120
Never in a million years did i
think I'd be with a married man,
638
00:30:50,130 --> 00:30:52,870
but I've been alone for so long.
639
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,870
What makes you think the pain
of being alone is worse than
640
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:58,060
the pain of how his wife is
gonna feel when she finds out?
641
00:30:58,070 --> 00:31:00,290
What makes you think that it isn't?
642
00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:01,550
When's the last time
you were alone,james?
643
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,760
Your marriage ended. And two
weeks later you were dating.
644
00:31:03,770 --> 00:31:06,960
Yeah,my marriage ended because my
wife cheated on me. You remember?
645
00:31:06,970 --> 00:31:09,190
I've had no one.
646
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,720
Balloon guy,nascar guy.
647
00:31:10,730 --> 00:31:13,330
The men in my life --
they've been our jokes.
648
00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:14,950
He cares about me.
649
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,690
He wants to know about me.
650
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:20,410
And when I'm with him,I
feel smart,I feel sexy.
651
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:22,170
You're always smart and sexy,katie.
652
00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:24,750
You just waste your time with these
idiots who aren't good enough for you.
653
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,230
Do you have any idea how hard
it is for me to find a guy
654
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:31,230
I like being with as much
as I like being with you?
655
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,030
I have to go.
656
00:31:58,410 --> 00:32:00,840
We couldn't be more pleased,nadia.
657
00:32:02,780 --> 00:32:03,580
Oh,thank you.
658
00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:06,130
I'm very happyabout working with reveal.
659
00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:08,790
Good work,duncan.
660
00:32:09,340 --> 00:32:10,680
Thanks.
661
00:32:11,390 --> 00:32:13,550
You look surprised.
662
00:32:14,150 --> 00:32:15,470
I am.
663
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,300
What changed your mind?
664
00:32:18,350 --> 00:32:21,200
You have a very persuasive son.
665
00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:29,120
Hey. Congratulations.
666
00:32:30,150 --> 00:32:31,910
What the hell did you do?
667
00:32:33,470 --> 00:32:34,690
nadia?
668
00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:41,420
Um,I-I did what needed to be done.
669
00:32:41,430 --> 00:32:43,370
You know,I-I looked at the situation,
670
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:47,170
and I thought,"what would
duncan collinsworth do?
671
00:33:03,990 --> 00:33:07,140
So,the deal with nadia's
expert beauty went through.
672
00:33:07,150 --> 00:33:09,930
What's a girl got to do
to ruin things for you?
673
00:33:09,940 --> 00:33:11,210
You tried your best.
674
00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:12,960
I should have thrown a drink at you.
675
00:33:12,970 --> 00:33:14,480
It wasn't enough of a scene.
676
00:33:14,490 --> 00:33:16,140
You're not gonna be replaced.
677
00:33:16,150 --> 00:33:17,270
You mean fired?
678
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,360
No. I mean in my affections.
679
00:33:20,370 --> 00:33:22,970
I'm not worried about being replaced.
680
00:33:24,830 --> 00:33:27,340
I'm worried you'll like him more...
681
00:33:28,130 --> 00:33:31,310
if he's your son,which
he probably isn't,
682
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,730
but we should iron this out now
683
00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:35,840
because we'll probably have to
go down this road again sometime.
684
00:33:36,460 --> 00:33:38,670
He is my son.
685
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:42,020
I got a call from the lab this morning.
686
00:33:48,210 --> 00:33:51,080
And -- and -- and
we'll deal with that.
687
00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:56,770
Look,I can't make up for
the years I wasn't around,
688
00:33:56,780 --> 00:34:00,660
but I can be here for you from now on...
689
00:34:01,810 --> 00:34:03,850
if you'll let me.
690
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,780
You can try pushing me
away,but I'm not going anywhere.
691
00:34:07,790 --> 00:34:10,760
Don't underestimate
my ability to alienate.
692
00:34:13,890 --> 00:34:16,420
I'm gonna say this. Ready?
693
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:22,160
How about letting your
old man buy you lunch?
694
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,570
We need to talk.
695
00:34:34,580 --> 00:34:36,930
There's something I
have to tell you,wendy.
696
00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:40,380
But before I do,I need you to know...
697
00:34:40,850 --> 00:34:45,280
I truly,with every fiber
of my being,love you.
698
00:34:45,290 --> 00:34:46,130
I know.
699
00:34:46,140 --> 00:34:49,050
And hurting you
-- it kills me.
700
00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:51,140
You don't have to tell me,karl.
701
00:34:51,150 --> 00:34:53,840
- Marla told me everything.
- What?
702
00:34:53,850 --> 00:34:56,890
She told me about the
secret meeting in the hotel.
703
00:34:56,900 --> 00:34:57,890
She did?
704
00:34:57,900 --> 00:35:00,290
I know that you couldn'T...
705
00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:02,810
perform.
706
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:09,340
That is the sweetest thing
anyone has ever not done for me.
707
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,730
I love you so much,karl.
708
00:35:13,910 --> 00:35:15,940
I think...
709
00:35:17,370 --> 00:35:20,560
we should start talking
about adopting a baby.
710
00:35:26,830 --> 00:35:28,950
To nadia's expert beauty.
711
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:30,800
What's wrong with you?
712
00:35:30,810 --> 00:35:34,180
I think I got hypothermia
fromfishing out nixon's golf ball.
713
00:35:34,190 --> 00:35:35,960
I can't feel my legs.
714
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,240
Remember --
he owns me.
715
00:35:39,250 --> 00:35:41,580
Hey,look,duncan,you're on tv.
716
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,170
Already?
717
00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:45,980
Good news travels fast.
718
00:35:46,410 --> 00:35:47,840
Turn it up,jimmy.
719
00:35:47,850 --> 00:35:50,390
Dontrelle,formerly
known as donald baker,
720
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,170
has several previous
prostitution convictions.
721
00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:56,380
Duncan collinsworth,C.E.O.Of
reveal cosmetics,
722
00:35:56,390 --> 00:35:59,820
was the most notable client in
the pre-op transexual's black book.
723
00:35:59,830 --> 00:36:02,970
In other news,stocks
dipped sharply this...
724
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,250
They fired me.
725
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,000
Effective immediately.
726
00:36:32,370 --> 00:36:34,710
I'm so sorry,dad.
727
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:52,050
Thanks.
728
00:36:55,270 --> 00:37:00,010
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