1 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,036 -Good morning, Warden. -Tom. 2 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,073 Is that Elwood Blues? 3 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,437 Yes, sir. Released yesterday. 4 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,513 Did you tell him about Jake? 5 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,996 No, sir. I thought you told him. 6 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:33,834 I'm sorry. 7 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:06,235 Listen... 8 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,393 ...I work for a friend of yours. 9 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:09,510 Who's that? 10 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,075 Your old drummer, Willie. 11 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,154 I dance at his club. 12 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,954 He heard you were out and asked me to get you. 13 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,310 He said he'd give you a job. 14 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,315 Matara, could you drop me off here? 15 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:41,071 What can I do for you? 16 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:44,956 Sir, how much would that full-sized... 17 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,310 ...Ford police package run me? 18 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,391 Get yourself $500... 19 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:51,872 ...and come back to see me. 20 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:53,638 Okay, sir. 21 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,271 That's a nice car. 22 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,838 I'll save it for you. 23 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,513 Thanks. 24 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,389 I wasn't sure you would come, Elwood. 25 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:19,150 A letter from you is like a command, sister. You know that. 26 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:22,279 Actually, it's Mother Mary now. 27 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:24,916 That's a promotion, isn't it? 28 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,437 I was sorry to hear about Jake. 29 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:33,550 Yeah, well I guess he's in a much better place. 30 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,472 Where is Curtis? 31 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,597 Curtis has gone on as well, Elwood. I'm sorry. 32 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:47,429 So that's why he stopped writing me. 33 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,957 He was very upset when the orphanage closed. 34 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:56,996 Curtis was the closest thing to a dad Jake and I ever had. 35 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,232 He gave us the music. 36 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,352 The Lord works in mysterious ways, Elwood. 37 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,040 We must go on and fight the good fight. 38 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:08,157 The orphanage is gone, Jake's gone, Curtis is gone. 39 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:11,676 I got no brother, no roots, no life. I got nothing! 40 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,479 Young man... 41 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,270 ...you were not taught and raised by me... 42 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:21,830 ...to fold at the slightest whiff of adverse circumstances. 43 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:27,670 Now quit your silly moping, pull yourself together and snap out of it! 44 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:28,954 But-- 45 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:33,912 But nothing! Wise up! Turn your heart to the Creator. 46 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:35,912 You are so quick to despair. 47 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,754 You are not the only person in the world who has had tragedy in their lives. 48 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,308 Did you know that Curtis had a son? 49 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,874 Curtis had a son? 50 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:50,635 Before Curtis came to us at St. Helen of the Blessed Shroud... 51 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:55,232 ...he had a musical group that toured juke joints in the Midwest. 52 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:59,359 In one town, Curtis had an affair with a married woman. 53 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,233 Go, Curtis. 54 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:04,839 I mean, that's terrible. 55 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,912 That's what I thought you meant. 56 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:11,312 The woman became pregnant and decided to stay with her husband... 57 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:14,836 ...never telling him that the boy child wasn't his. 58 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,632 Curtis was devastated. 59 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,990 He came to us as a custodian... 60 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:23,551 ...and spent the rest of his life caring for little orphans like you. 61 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,750 That's a beautiful story. 62 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,879 Wait a minute. If Curtis had a son... 63 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:45,838 ...that guy would be kind of like my stepbrother. 64 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,193 I have a family. 65 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:51,198 Curtis stayed in touch with the boy's mother. 66 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,555 He sent his paycheck every week. 67 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:55,631 Where is this boy now? 68 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:59,190 He's a grown man now, and doing quite well. 69 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:01,669 He's in the city. His name is Cabel Chamberlain. 70 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,110 Cabel Chamberlain. 71 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:07,237 He knows nothing about Curtis. You are not to tell him. 72 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,033 I wouldn't say anything. 73 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,595 Do you know anything about mentoring? 74 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,833 No. What about it? 75 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,150 I'd like you to meet someone. 76 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,394 Sister, would you send Buster in here? 77 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,039 Wait a minute. 78 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,235 Thank you. 79 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,349 Come in, Buster, and sit down. 80 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,637 Elwood, say hello to Buster. 81 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,434 Hi. How ya doin'? 82 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,710 Buster, say hello to Elwood. 83 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,308 Hi. How ya doin'? 84 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:51,111 The kid's a wiseass. 85 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:52,634 Shit! 86 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:55,635 What did you say? 87 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,712 I said, what a sweet kid. 88 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:02,392 That's more like it. Now, here's my proposal. 89 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,596 Buster is a ward of the State. 90 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:07,797 Due to lack of space, the archdiocese... 91 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,792 ...is housing homeless children here at the hospital. 92 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,195 What's that got to do with me? 93 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,272 I thought you could come and spend time with Buster. 94 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,439 Why don't you take Buster to the library? 95 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,718 You know, I've been jacked around-- 96 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,959 The library. No problem. 97 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,950 See you in two hours, boys. 98 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:40,079 Here's the deal. You wait here. I'll come back for you with the car. 99 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,914 Do you have a car? 100 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:43,992 I'm working on it. 101 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:57,797 Chicago. Cabel Chamberlain. 102 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,392 Thanks for the ride. 103 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,718 Kid, are you stalking me? 104 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,630 What are you, fifteen? Seventeen? 105 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,395 I'm ten. 106 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,194 Ten? 107 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,353 I know what that's like. 108 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,989 You're lonely, searching for a place in life. 109 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,678 Don't blow it like I did. 110 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:49,834 Stay away from drugs, gangs, cyber porn and you could be President some day. 111 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:55,072 But I don't want to be President. 112 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:59,075 I'm busy. I got kind of a brother in there. He must be in trouble. 113 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:03,279 Besides, you don't want to hang around with some over-forty recidivist. 114 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,313 Now scram. 115 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,677 A Mr. Elwood J. Blues is here to see you. 116 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,154 Yes, sir. 117 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:19,313 Commander Chamberlain's office is on the 12th floor. He's expecting you. 118 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,118 "Commander" Chamberlain? 119 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,710 How can I help you, Mr.... 120 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,310 Blues. Elwood J. Blues. 121 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,157 Could you take off your hat and glasses in my office? 122 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,909 Okay, you can put your glasses back on. 123 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:51,955 What exactly is the nature of your visit here, Mr. Blues? 124 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,598 Well, it's like this. 125 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:57,434 I used to be in a band called The Blues Brothers. 126 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,230 So? 127 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,517 With a partner whose name was Jake Blues. 128 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,269 Go on. 129 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,275 And you are our long-lost brother. 130 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,759 Mr. Blues... 131 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,318 ...I am an only child. 132 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,758 But your real father was like a real father to me, too. 133 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,349 -My real father? -Yeah, Curtis. 134 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,429 Have you noticed that I am African-American? 135 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,870 That's okay. So was Curtis. 136 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,670 See, your mother and Curtis had an affair... 137 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,990 ...which produced a little boy. That's you. 138 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,514 My father... 139 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,918 ...passed away 14 years ago. 140 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:49,192 He was a full-bird colonel in the U.S. Air Force. 141 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,269 My mother... 142 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,149 ...now lives in Phoenix, Arizona and a more... 143 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:57,990 ...honorable, sweet-tempered and goodly woman does not exist. 144 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,554 I'm not making any moral judgments. 145 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,074 But one can project what might have happened. 146 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,072 Your mom, young... 147 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,432 ...her husband in the military. Often away from home... 148 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,953 ...which may have pushed her to reach out... 149 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,231 -...stray from the nest. -That's enough. 150 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,639 Just a minute... 151 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,154 ...please. 152 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,155 Hi, Ma. It's me, Cab. 153 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,512 Listen, I have a... 154 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:34,152 ...gentleman here who's telling me some story about a man named Curtis. 155 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:39,869 What? 156 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:42,995 Right. 157 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:51,349 So, what precisely do you want from me? 158 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,353 Seeing as we're kind of stepbrothers... 159 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,431 ...I thought you could help me out. 160 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:57,790 How? 161 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,791 I need $500 for this car. 162 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,835 I thought maybe you could loan me the money. Or-- 163 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,353 Or what? 164 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,870 I want to put the band back together. 165 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,518 You could join us. 166 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,874 I am a commander... 167 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,796 ...in the lllinois State Police. 168 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,632 I enjoy my job. 169 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,360 You waltz in here... 170 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,311 ...telling me that I have a dead... 171 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:26,395 ...white criminal brother, who was in a band, which... 172 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,870 ...the last time they played anywhere were charged with... 173 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,391 ...grand larceny... 174 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:37,197 ...reckless endangerment, felonious motor vehicle assault... 175 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:41,592 ...over 700 violations of the Highway Traffic Act... 176 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,717 ...and damages, both public and private... 177 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:48,031 ...in excess of $24 million. 178 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:51,874 And you are asking me if I want to join this band? 179 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,916 I could show you all the moves. 180 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,276 Get the hell out of my office, right now! 181 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,072 I thinkyou need a hug. 182 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,875 And don't ever come back here again! 183 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,756 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 184 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,391 He dropped this. 185 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,717 The Lord works in mysterious ways. 186 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,794 Four... 187 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,911 ...five hundred dollars. 188 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,358 Thank you, sir. 189 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,513 This your boy? 190 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,474 He's.... 191 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,154 I'm his associate. 192 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,631 Yeah, that's who he is. 193 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,996 Lucky you came today. I'm selling the place tomorrow. 194 00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,396 Why? 195 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:03,189 I'm going to New Orleans to try out a new career. 196 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,559 Good luck, Mr. Gasperon. 197 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,711 Good luck to you, Mr. Blues. 198 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,839 Mother Mary, we've done two bed checks... 199 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,798 ...searched the grounds and we can't find him. 200 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:20,789 Who? 201 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,350 Buster. He's missing. 202 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,674 Elwood! 203 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,032 Have you seen my wallet? 204 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,032 It smells like dog shit in here. 205 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,112 Don't say "shit," kid. 206 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,111 You don't need that shit, kid. 207 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,834 Elwood. 208 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:29,949 It's me. 209 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,712 Matara. 210 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,915 Yeah, right. 211 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,315 Mack. 212 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,395 Look who's here. Elwood Blues. 213 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,915 From Willie's old band. 214 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,749 Is this your son? 215 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,800 Well, he's.... 216 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,349 I'm hungry. 217 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:54,958 Come on, let's get you something to eat. Willie's in the office. 218 00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:00,271 What would you say to my putting the band back together? 219 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:04,872 I'd say I've got a good business here and I'm not going back to jail. 220 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,350 You're saying you don't miss it? 221 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,233 That's right. 222 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,749 You know you miss the music. 223 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:16,279 No pharmaceutical could equal the rush you get when the band grooves. 224 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,836 People are dancing and shouting. The house is rocking. 225 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:23,795 Sir? 226 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,919 Yes, Elizondo? 227 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,553 Found your wallet. 228 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,919 Let's see... 229 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:35,510 ...badge, license, credit cards. 230 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,711 Just the cash is missing. Where was it? 231 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,553 Turned in to lost-and-found in a paper bag... 232 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,995 ...with this note. 233 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:55,313 I want a felony theft warrant put out on Elwood Blues. 234 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,158 I want this guy. Now. 235 00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,277 What did he mean, calling you his "little brother"? 236 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,269 Right away, sir. 237 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,593 Good evening, welcome to Willie's. 238 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:10,912 Illinois' most elegant establishment for entertainment, erotica and ecdysia. 239 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:16,238 Now, four young women currently studying medicine... 240 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,033 ...and paleontology at Northwestern University. 241 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,156 Tia, Sandrah, Devon and Carla. 242 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,276 Here they are, The Roommates! 243 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,473 The band, the girls and I, want to do a song for you. 244 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,312 A little Mack Rice cover. 245 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:31,914 You married men... 246 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:36,152 ...better stay tied up, because it's cheaper to keep her. 247 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,395 "It's cheaper to keep her 248 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,477 "It's cheaper to keep her 249 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,479 "When your little girl makes you mad 250 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,072 "You get an attitude and pack your bag 251 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,072 "Five little children that you're leaving behind 252 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,112 "You're gonna pay some alimony or do some time 253 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,519 "It's cheaper to keep her 254 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,668 "Too much to leave that little girl 255 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:10,118 "It's cheaper, it's cheaper 256 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:18,909 "If you decide to roam 257 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,031 "And leave your happy home 258 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,588 "You got to pay the house note 259 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,672 "The child support, your insurance 260 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,955 "Alimony, mortgage one, mortgage two 261 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,913 "It's cheaper to keep her" 262 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,594 What was that? 263 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:54,037 Strong-arm shit. Protection payment. You know. 264 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:58,194 This time it's Russians. But if I pay them, they leave me alone. 265 00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,509 That's not right. 266 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,713 No shit. 267 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:13,434 If I could only figure out what Elwood's game is. 268 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,950 Why did he come to see you? 269 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,437 To borrow $500 and ask me to join his band. 270 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,951 Well, he got his $500. 271 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,636 What instrument do you play? 272 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:30,432 How about a big hand for our gorgeous, professional lady dancers? 273 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,829 Where's Willie? 274 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,912 Visiting his ailing stepfather. Why? 275 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,429 The Russians are here to see him. 276 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,392 I'll handle it. Where's Buster? 277 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,398 In the office, sleeping. 278 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,153 Good evening, gentlemen. 279 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,630 Mr. Hall has been unavoidably detained. He may be a trifle late. 280 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,438 May I buy you a drink? 281 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,035 Mack. 282 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:31,955 Got a minute? 283 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,950 Don't forget our deal now, Elwood. 284 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,757 You can stop worrying. Those Russians won't be back. 285 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:50,994 Those guys are bad mothers, Elwood. Serious shit. They kill people. 286 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:53,553 They kill people? 287 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,639 Try to understand. 288 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:59,673 Those goons are orphan remnants of the post-perestroika Soviet secret police... 289 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:04,880 ...who twisted the well-intentioned, original Marxist-Leninist doctrine... 290 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:08,635 ...using state security, which was corrupted by Beria in the '30s. 291 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,439 Once a mass populace is coerced into such behavior... 292 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:16,514 ...a radical shift, like glasnost, produces guys like... 293 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:20,718 ...headless automata who continue the brutish measures... 294 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,998 ...to which their genes were programmed since the fall of the Romanovs. 295 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,277 That's great. I feel much better. 296 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:18,470 "Stay away from Willie's. Signed, the Masked Avenger." 297 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,394 Now, a very special treat, our own... 298 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:45,195 ...bartender, Mack McTeer, will perform for you tonight. 299 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,752 Now, come on. 300 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,754 Elwood. 301 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,594 What are you doing? 302 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:57,156 I'm sorry. I promised the guy. It'll never happen again. 303 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,517 "I'm all alone and fancy-free 304 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,598 "But that ain't the way I want to be 305 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:26,357 "Now girls, get your game up tight 306 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,837 "We're gonna have a wing-ding-doodle tonight 307 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,718 "For right now I'm lookin' for a fox 308 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,349 "I'm lookin' for a fox 309 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,388 "Tonight the sky's the limit 310 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,790 "I got some money and I'm gonna spend it 311 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,709 "It's Saturday night and I wanna play 312 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:54,353 "I'm gonna groove till the break of day 313 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:59,036 "I'm lookin' for a fox 314 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,953 "Not a brand new pinstripe suit of clothes 315 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,758 "Big wide polka-dot tie 316 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,990 "Cuff links as big as jaybird eggs and look at that 317 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,870 "Shoes made out of alligator hide 318 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:18,836 "Wanna see somethin ' else here? 319 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,876 "I'm ripe and ready and I'm hot to trot 320 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,919 -"Boy, you on fire -"You know you can get anything I got 321 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,993 -"Two take for two -"I got the money if you got the time 322 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:33,232 -"We open all night -"All you gotta do is give me a sign 323 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,595 "I'm lookin' for a fox" 324 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,078 Mack, you know something? 325 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,750 You can sing, man. 326 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:07,635 Everyone please leave now! 327 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,269 -Where's Buster? -I don't know. 328 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,675 Gas! 329 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,199 Come on! Hurry! 330 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,829 Elwood! 331 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:26,709 You okay? 332 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,153 The girls get out? 333 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,198 Yeah, everyone's fine. 334 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,911 Matara, thanks for everything. 335 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,679 Time to go. 336 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,871 They have automatic weapons. 337 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,871 Look in the glove compartment. 338 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,989 Carpet tacks. They have guns and we have carpet tacks. 339 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,793 They're not carpet tacks. They're dry-wall nails. 340 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,679 Roll down the window. Dump the nails. 341 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,279 The Lord works in mysterious ways, Mack. 342 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,033 What do you mean? 343 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,874 If not for those Russian gangsters and you helping me... 344 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,879 ...I wouldn't have seen you sing. You're good. 345 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,109 Thank you, Elwood. 346 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:20,354 Since the Russians torched Willie's club, he'll need a job. 347 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,069 You'll need a job. I'll need a job. 348 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,231 So, you'll join the band, then we'll all have jobs. 349 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:29,992 -Follow me? -Sure. 350 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,193 What band? 351 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:54,999 Lieutenant. 352 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,031 -Elizondo. -Find anything? 353 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,310 No bodies, but lots of gunfire. 354 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,719 Find the club owner? 355 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,353 Not yet. 356 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,715 Wait. 357 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,312 You better see this. 358 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:24,796 Matt. 359 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,237 You finally sell that demonstrator? 360 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,717 Check this funky car coming in. I got a weird vibe. 361 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,718 The suit's real neat, but do I have to wear the hat? 362 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:55,110 These are unsophisticated men. They only respond to fear and the draw of lucre. 363 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,749 We elicit this by using iconographic symbols... 364 00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,751 ...and psychological intimidation. 365 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,478 The way we look together... 366 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,393 ...presents a uniform image of strength and organization. 367 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,670 Don't say anything. Look mean. No smiling. 368 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:14,994 Good to see you. 369 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,636 Even though that last gig was a nightmare. 370 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,956 Boys, meet my new partner in the act, Mighty Mack. 371 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:25,032 Mack, "Blue Lou" Marini, Matt "Guitar" Murphy. 372 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,394 Mighty Mack. 373 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:28,993 So, what's this about? 374 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,432 Putting the band back together. 375 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,676 You can't mention that here. 376 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,878 She's back from lunch. 377 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,549 Elwood. 378 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,035 Ma'am. 379 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,238 Sorry to hear about Jake. 380 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,034 Thank you, ma'am. 381 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,435 Who's this? 382 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,550 My new partner, Mack McTeer. 383 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:55,875 Pleased to meet you. 384 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,469 Matt, can I speak to you privately? 385 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:01,755 Sure, baby. 386 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,475 When you got out of prison, you said, "No more Blues Brothers." 387 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,113 Yes, I did. 388 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:15,320 We've built up a good business using the cash from the sale of the coffee shop... 389 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:19,228 ...to start this Mercedes dealership. What's wrong with you? 390 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,993 And I keep your pathetic friend on... 391 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:27,232 ...even though he hasn't sold a car in over two years. 392 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,755 Yes, you have, and no, he hasn't. 393 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,592 You talk straight with me. 394 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:32,874 I always do. 395 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,554 And treat me with respect at all times. 396 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,715 I do, baby. 397 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,958 You know what I mean when I say respect? 398 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:52,471 "What you want, baby I got it 399 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,149 "What you need 400 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:56,117 "you know I got it 401 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,153 "All I'm asking 402 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,394 "is for a little respect when you come home 403 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,948 "Hey, baby 404 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,792 "When you come home 405 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,912 "l ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone 406 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,190 "l ain't gonna do you wrong 'cause I don't wanna 407 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,148 "All I'm asking 408 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,673 "is for a little respect when you come home 409 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,558 "Baby, when you come home 410 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,950 "Just a little bit 411 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:32,158 "I'm about to give you all my money 412 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,276 "And all I'm asking in return, honey 413 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,748 "ls to give me my profits when you get home 414 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,796 "Your kiss is sweeter than honey 415 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:12,032 "and guess what so is my money 416 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,197 "All I need is just a little respect from you 417 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:20,398 "when you get home, baby 418 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,677 "Just a little bit 419 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,673 "R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me 420 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,639 "R-E-S-P-E-C-T take out the T-C-P 421 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,192 "Sock it to me 422 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,639 "Yeah, baby 423 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:41,116 "Sock it 424 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:42,110 "l don't want much 425 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,078 "Sock it to me 426 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,197 "Baby, I'm telling you 427 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,192 "A little respect, oh yeah 428 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,113 "Give it to me all over the world 429 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,919 "l get my respect 430 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,356 "Yes, I do, it's an everyday thing 431 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,510 "I'm telling you it is 432 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:08,719 "Wherever I go 433 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,872 "All over the world I need respect 434 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,996 "Yes, I do 435 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:17,550 "l deserve respect" 436 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:23,157 Listen, Matt. You ain't all of that, cat. 437 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:26,118 And Elwood, you ain't no good. 438 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,868 Matt, this is something I really don't want you to do. 439 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:42,830 For heaven's sake, if this is what you'll be like to live with, go ahead. 440 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:44,989 Thanks, baby. 441 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,434 Let's go. 442 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:47,954 Elwood... 443 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:52,229 ...you boys, please stay out of trouble this time. 444 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:57,198 Dunn and Cropper, WEXR. 445 00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,359 Chicagoland talk radio. 446 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,715 -This is Dunn and Cropper. -Cropper and Dunn. 447 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,792 On WEXR, 103.7 talk radio. 448 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,629 Today's topic: Automatic life terms for three-time felony offenders. 449 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,279 Let us hear your opinion. 450 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,199 You're on the air. 451 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:19,115 I am not in favor of this triple felony legislation. 452 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:20,150 Why? 453 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:24,028 I'm a recently released inmate, starting a new life... 454 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:26,595 ...but with a five-felony record-- 455 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,830 I think I know that voice. 456 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:32,197 What chance do I have if I make one more mistake? 457 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:36,432 One more time, I could go down for life. It's not fair. 458 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,237 My question is, how can you goddamn... 459 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,555 ...shit-spewing media sluts-- 460 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,713 Thank you. Now a commercial. 461 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,030 Steve, that sounded a lot like-- 462 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:49,469 Elwood J. Blues. 463 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:54,754 No place to run. 464 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,592 And no place to hide. 465 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,876 I know your trumpet player's a funeral director now. 466 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,309 But cemeteries give me the creeps. 467 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,756 He'll be the most difficult. Follow my lead. 468 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,997 Lay to rest Nicholas Tsetsevkaya. 469 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,434 A young man cut down too soon... 470 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,918 ...by violent enemies. 471 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:26,550 Will you get lost? Do you know who these people are? 472 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,474 Who's he? 473 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,959 What's with the monkey? 474 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,918 That's my associate, Buster Blues. 475 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,600 This is Mighty Mack, my new lead singer. 476 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,511 So, that's what this is about? 477 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,757 Forget it. Goodbye. 478 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:40,909 Mr. Fabulous... 479 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,276 ...when should we come back for the rings and watch off the corpse? 480 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,393 And is the medical school buying his dick? 481 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:51,868 We're dead now. 482 00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:36,030 Since I've been working for Ed and Mr. Pickett, I haven't looked back. 483 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,712 These guys are amazing. 484 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,792 What do you want, Elwood? 485 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,476 I'm putting the band back together. 486 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,149 We need Murph on the keyboards. 487 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,475 I see. 488 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:57,790 I won't go without your say-so. 489 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:04,152 Murph says you're in publishing, telephone sales and matrimonial services? 490 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,475 Yes, we are. 491 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,839 Just what is it that you do exactly? 492 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,910 I'm 18 years old. I'm blonde. 493 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:16,512 I'm 36-24-36, and my name is Bambi. 494 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:20,110 "lf you need a little lovin' 495 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,909 "Call on me 496 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:29,113 "lf you want some kissin' 497 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,589 "Call me, baby 498 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,511 "I'll be right home 499 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,998 "All you got to do is pick up the telephone 500 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,069 "And dial now 501 00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,830 "634-5789 502 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,592 "That's my number 503 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:54,393 "lf you need some huggin' 504 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,276 "Call on me 505 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:03,035 "lf you want some kissin' 506 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,673 "Call on me, baby 507 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,236 "No more lonely nights 508 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,151 "We'll be alone 509 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:17,070 "All you got to do is pick up the telephone And dial 510 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,876 "634-5789 511 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,277 "That's my number 512 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,519 "Oh, I'll be right there 513 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,998 "Just as soon as I can 514 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:38,110 "lf I be a little bit late 515 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,717 "l hope that you'll understand 516 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,917 "lf you need a little lovin' 517 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,118 "You can call on me 518 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,711 "lf you want some of my kissin' 519 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,836 "Call on me 520 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:45,391 "No more lonely nights 521 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,311 "We will be alone 522 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:51,234 "All you got to do is call me on the telephone 523 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,151 "And dial 524 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,797 "That's my number, baby 525 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,597 "That's our number 526 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,714 "You can reach the Love Exchange 527 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,794 "Call Ed's Love Exchange" 528 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,000 Charlie, would I lie to you? 529 00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,477 Charlie, take it easy. That's all in the past. 530 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:40,075 He hung up on me. A lot of burnt bridges, Mr. Blues. 531 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:44,633 I know you can book us somewhere. You're still the best. 532 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,712 Ever hear of Queen Moussette? 533 00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,394 The Louisiana witch, Queen Moussette? 534 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:55,116 That's her. She has a "Battle of the Bands" going on at her club. 535 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:59,352 Big cash prize. Your band wins, I get 15 percent of the take. 536 00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,353 I'll book you a couple of gigs on the way to Louisiana. 537 00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:06,472 Golly, thanks, Mr. Sline. 538 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,394 Let go of me. 539 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:09,675 Sorry. 540 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,077 One more thing. You'll have to audition for Queen Moussette. 541 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,912 Don't tell the boys about this. 542 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,959 We'll call to find out where our first gig is. 543 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,832 Just be careful, Elwood. 544 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,073 Alan Rubin. 545 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,312 Mr. Fabulous. 546 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,993 Mr. Fabulous. 547 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,150 The Blues Brothers Band. 548 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:53,036 You're going to love them. They're absolutely sensational. 549 00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:56,118 Really sensational. They're a great blues band. 550 00:47:56,560 --> 00:48:00,553 Yeah, blues band. No, blues, not bluegrass. 551 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,351 You don't want a blues band? 552 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:04,515 Bluegrass. 553 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,912 They're the Bluegrass Brothers. They're wonderful. 554 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,719 They absolutely pulverize an audience. 555 00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:16,874 You're going to call and thank me. The Bluegrass Brothers. 556 00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,358 Our first date is at the county fair... 557 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,870 ...in Cynthiana, Kentucky... 558 00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:39,313 ...and then we have this mystery gig in Louisiana. 559 00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:42,714 Mystery gig? 560 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,315 Elwood, you got the keys to the trunk? 561 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,469 It's full. 562 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:57,240 I haven't played a county fair since '68. 563 00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,590 Sounds like a lot of laughs. 564 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,237 We're back on the road again. 565 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,072 Who are you, Willie Nelson? 566 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,195 I'll ride with Elwood. 567 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,350 Go right ahead, Mr. Thrill-Seeker. 568 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:11,639 Excuse me, sir. 569 00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,350 Didn't you used to be Elwood Blues? 570 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:17,835 Who's asking? 571 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,195 I've listened to your stuff since I was a kid. 572 00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,713 Yeah, so? 573 00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:25,628 My friends and I have a band. We're rehearsing nearby. 574 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:30,396 It would be so cool, and mean so much to me, if you'd come listen to us play. 575 00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:34,516 Sure. Go get started and I'll be there in a minute. 576 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,433 Great. 577 00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,919 Let's highball! 578 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,273 Mr. Blues? 579 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:31,477 -It's been almost seven days, Mother Mary. -We must call the police. 580 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,677 Kidnapping is a federal offence. 581 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:37,798 I suppose you're right. 582 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:39,997 We should call the police. 583 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:50,070 Sir. 584 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:55,512 We just received a call. Elwood Blues has kidnapped a child. 585 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:27,749 Roachdale 31. 586 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,957 -Wait. -I got a cheeseburger cooling, man. 587 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,875 Buster, I'm sorry, you'll have to see a bad side of me. 588 00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,030 Mack, your shaving cream. 589 00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:16,550 So none of you are driving that Ford? 590 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,268 No. 591 00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,469 And whose dry white toast is that? 592 00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,310 Run for your lives! 593 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:39,351 My God, help us! Somebody help us! 594 00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:43,439 He's having an attack! It's puffball bacteria! 595 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,478 It's extremely contagious! 596 00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,152 What in Sam Hill? 597 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:49,880 Run away! Oh, God! 598 00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:56,598 It's puffball bacteria! It's contagious! 599 00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:58,353 Save yourselves! 600 00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,072 Save yourselves! 601 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,960 Save yourselves! Save yourselves! 602 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,639 Hot damn. That's quite a trick. 603 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:48,710 That white trash ex-con invented criminally evasive driving. 604 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:50,792 He kidnapped a little-- 605 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:55,239 Get after him! 606 00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:33,190 Murph? 607 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:34,635 Go ahead. 608 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:36,672 See you at the gig. 609 00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,830 Where is the gig? 610 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:44,876 County fairgrounds, off Route 107, Cynthiana, Kentucky, 11 PM tomorrow. 611 00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:46,709 See you there. 612 00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:52,715 How will he get there with all the cops after him? 613 00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:55,634 Wait a minute. 614 00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:00,198 Don't I know you boys from somewhere? 615 00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:05,034 Check, please. 616 00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,997 We have to get off this road. They've called ahead by now. 617 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:28,278 Two miles down, get off this and on County Road 245 to Mariah Hill. 618 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,669 That'll get us close to the State line. 619 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:32,718 We have to lose them first. 620 00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:39,313 You passed the turn. 621 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:40,355 I know. 622 00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:50,110 You're hoping they lost interest? 623 00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:41,028 This is Agent Peters and Agent Bowman, FBl. 624 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,513 Good to have you here. 625 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,514 Elwood Blues is a menace to decent people. 626 00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,068 We'll get him, sir. That's a promise. 627 00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:51,514 Every lawman in two states is on this border. 628 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:54,160 Let him try to get past this roadblock. 629 00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:02,233 Roll up your windows. 630 00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,196 How long can we stay down here? 631 00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:41,630 How long can you hold your breath? 632 00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:11,276 Am I right? 633 00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:12,634 Yes, sir. 634 00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,039 I said, am I right? 635 00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,109 Yes, sir. 636 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,111 I can't hear you! 637 00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:19,555 Yes, sir! 638 00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,796 You may think we're just a group of sorry son-bitches... 639 00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:26,110 ...out here jerking each other off. 640 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:31,236 Or you may just think that we know something. 641 00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,757 I'll tell you something else. 642 00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:38,795 The federal government has a computer. 643 00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,999 This computer is wired... 644 00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:46,517 ...to a computer in Jerusalem... 645 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:49,711 ...and Moscow. 646 00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:52,511 There's something in the river. 647 00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:53,630 Where? 648 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,189 I saw something under the water, sir. 649 00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:58,675 Son... 650 01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:02,675 ...it's okay to be nervous. 651 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,554 There are enough explosives in that boat... 652 01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:09,399 ...to blow up every post office in the country. 653 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:13,713 But nobody knows we're here. Nobody knows our plans. 654 01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,592 You guys having a picnic? 655 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:40,030 Don't shoot! You might hit the boat! 656 01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:42,914 What boat? 657 01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:48,240 That's the international Jewish, communist conspiracy in action, people. 658 01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:51,558 One of their spy satellites picked up our location. 659 01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:54,709 Kill them! 660 01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,516 -Did you hear something? -Nope. 661 01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:25,591 -You sure they'll come? -They're booked here. They'll come. 662 01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,236 More stunts coming up... 663 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:39,678 ...and only 20 minutes until the wonderful Bluegrass Brothers. 664 01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,758 These will make us look a lot more bluegrass. 665 01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:04,915 I'll fake some fiddle on my keyboard. 666 01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,394 We go on after the last car stunt. 667 01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:14,198 How will Elwood, Mack and the kid... 668 01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:17,557 ...get to the stage with all the police around? 669 01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:23,918 I like the car this color. 670 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:27,515 It's temporary camouflage, that's all. 671 01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:42,039 All right. Go on. 672 01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:51,193 Lots of heat here. Maybe we ought to skip this gig. 673 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:57,909 That would be unprofessional. Park it somewhere dark. 674 01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:21,475 Now... 675 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:24,120 ...the Devil Drivers' star, Rick Avery... 676 01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:29,230 ...does the triple-ramp loop through the ring of fire! 677 01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:18,110 Now the county fair is proud to present tonight's musical entertainment... 678 01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:21,079 ...the Kentucky Bluegrass Brothers! 679 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,231 What's with the hats and beards? 680 01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:24,594 You look like ZZ Top. 681 01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:27,638 Sline booked us in here as a bluegrass band. 682 01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:36,440 Thank you so much, and howdy. 683 01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:38,671 Howdy! 684 01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:39,636 Howdy. 685 01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:41,312 Howdy! 686 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:46,237 Good to see your smiling faces. We'd like to see you a little bit closer. 687 01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:48,231 Come on down out of the stands. 688 01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:57,311 Come close to the stage. 689 01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:04,309 Bluegrass? 690 01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:06,355 Riders. 691 01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:08,988 Duck, mountain tempo in A minor. 692 01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:24,519 "That old cowpoke went ridin' out one dark and windy day 693 01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:29,720 "Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way 694 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:33,315 "When all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed cows he saw 695 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,676 "A plowin ' through the ragged skies 696 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:39,672 "And up a cloudy draw 697 01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:55,153 "The ghost herd in the sky 698 01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:59,631 "Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel" 699 01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:03,397 Excuse me. Step aside. 700 01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,675 Take your men behind the stage. 701 01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:09,032 "A bolt of fear went through 'em as they thundered through the sky 702 01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:12,715 "For they saw the riders comin' hard 703 01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:16,236 "And they heard their mournful cry 704 01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:30,276 "Ghost riders in the sky 705 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:37,476 "Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred their shirts all soaked with sweat 706 01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:41,310 "They're ridin ' hard to catch that herd but they ain 't caught 'em yet 707 01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:44,995 "'Cause they got to ride forever in that range up in the sky 708 01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:48,390 "On horses snortin ' fire