1 00:00:17,958 --> 00:00:20,083 [tukang cerita] Pada suatu ketika dahulu, 2 00:00:20,583 --> 00:00:23,791 berita tular tentang hantu Korea 3 00:00:23,875 --> 00:00:25,541 - yang sering mengganggu manusia. - [suara seram] 4 00:00:26,083 --> 00:00:28,416 Hantu ini keluar dari televisyen, 5 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:30,041 menakutkan manusia 6 00:00:30,125 --> 00:00:32,000 dan masuk ke dalam televisyen semula. 7 00:00:32,875 --> 00:00:35,500 Tetapi pada suatu malam, 8 00:00:35,583 --> 00:00:38,333 semasa hantu ini keluar dari televisyen, 9 00:00:38,416 --> 00:00:40,625 seorang budak menutup televisyen itu. 10 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,750 Hantu ini terus terperangkap di situ. 11 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:46,750 Hantu ini berfikir bagaimana caranya 12 00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:48,791 untuk pulang ke tempat asalnya. 13 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:51,416 Nasib hantu ini malang 14 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:54,250 kerana dia terperangkap di sebuah kampung. 15 00:00:56,083 --> 00:01:02,208 [bunyi dengung televisyen] 16 00:01:08,916 --> 00:01:10,708 [muzik saspens] 17 00:01:20,541 --> 00:01:22,416 Apa masalah dengan motosikal ini? 18 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,875 [Halim menarik nafas keras] 19 00:01:24,958 --> 00:01:26,541 [Halim menggumam ketakutan] 20 00:01:26,625 --> 00:01:28,958 Kenapa berat sangat? 21 00:01:29,041 --> 00:01:30,458 Ia tak mahu... 22 00:01:30,541 --> 00:01:31,458 [menahan nafas keras] 23 00:01:31,541 --> 00:01:33,041 ...bergerak. 24 00:01:34,041 --> 00:01:35,583 Apa itu? 25 00:01:35,666 --> 00:01:36,708 [Halim menggumam ketakutan] 26 00:01:36,791 --> 00:01:38,083 Kenapa saya tak bergerak? 27 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:40,291 [Halim bernafas laju] 28 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:41,708 [muzik seram] 29 00:01:41,791 --> 00:01:43,375 Gerak! 30 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:47,125 [tercungap-cungap] 31 00:01:51,708 --> 00:01:53,666 [Halim menghela nafas] 32 00:01:59,833 --> 00:02:01,583 [Halim menghela nafas lega] 33 00:02:01,666 --> 00:02:03,750 [muzik saspens] 34 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,708 Aduhai. 35 00:02:08,125 --> 00:02:11,083 [suara ketawa mengilai] 36 00:02:23,375 --> 00:02:24,750 Mana Sue-On? 37 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:27,708 [mengeluh] 38 00:02:27,791 --> 00:02:30,250 Sepatutnya dah keluar dalam babak ini. 39 00:02:31,416 --> 00:02:33,041 [Halim] Ke mana dia pergi? 40 00:02:33,583 --> 00:02:37,666 [menjerit teruja] 41 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:40,583 Bosannya! 42 00:02:40,666 --> 00:02:42,750 [Sue-On berteriak terkejut] 43 00:02:43,541 --> 00:02:45,541 [Sue-On mengomel] 44 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:47,458 [muzik seram] 45 00:02:47,541 --> 00:02:48,958 [Sue-On merengek] 46 00:02:52,291 --> 00:02:55,125 [Sue-On merengek] 47 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:57,833 [Halim menggumam takut] 48 00:02:59,291 --> 00:03:01,541 [Sue-On berteriak] 49 00:03:01,625 --> 00:03:04,875 [Sue-On merengek berang] 50 00:03:04,958 --> 00:03:07,083 [Halim menggumam takut] 51 00:03:10,208 --> 00:03:11,916 [Sue-On merengek] 52 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,208 [Sue-On menjerit marah] 53 00:03:15,291 --> 00:03:16,750 [muzik saspens] 54 00:03:26,041 --> 00:03:27,291 [YB] Kenapa dengan awak, Halim? 55 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,791 Awak menggeletar, menggigil. 56 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:31,458 Kenapa berselimut? 57 00:03:31,541 --> 00:03:33,041 [Halim] Semalam, Tok, 58 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:34,916 saya dikacau hantu. 59 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,625 - [semua] Hantu? - Ya! 60 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:39,041 - Hantu apa? - Sue-On. 61 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:42,375 - [semua] Ju-On? - Bukan Ju-On. 62 00:03:42,458 --> 00:03:44,791 Itu hantu Jepun. Yang ini hantu Korea. 63 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,000 Sepupu Ju-On. 64 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:49,541 - Sepupu hantu? - Dengar sini. 65 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:51,791 Macam mana awak tahu itu hantu Korea? 66 00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:53,666 Malam tadi, Tok... 67 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:55,333 [Su-On merengek] 68 00:03:55,416 --> 00:03:57,583 ...dia datang ke rumah saya dan cakap bahasa Korea. 69 00:03:58,208 --> 00:03:59,791 [Halim] Sepatah pun saya tak faham. 70 00:04:00,375 --> 00:04:02,541 Kemudian dia nak masuk ke dalam televisyen. 71 00:04:02,625 --> 00:04:04,791 [Halim merapu] 72 00:04:04,875 --> 00:04:06,291 Masuklah! 73 00:04:06,375 --> 00:04:07,916 [Sue-On mengeluh] 74 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,000 {\an8}[Halim] Dia suruh saya tukar bahasa. 75 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:15,875 {\an8}ANDA MAHU SIMPAN PERUBAHAN? TIDAK, KEMBALI 76 00:04:16,583 --> 00:04:17,708 [bunyi klik tetapan] 77 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:21,458 {\an8}PILIHAN BAHASA 78 00:04:21,541 --> 00:04:22,958 {\an8}[bahasa Thailand] Helo. 79 00:04:23,916 --> 00:04:26,916 {\an8}Bukan! 80 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,333 {\an8}[Sue-On merengek] 81 00:04:28,416 --> 00:04:29,791 [bunyi klik tetapan] 82 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:34,666 {\an8}[bahasa Tamil] Helo. 83 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:36,791 Bahasa Tamil pula! 84 00:04:36,875 --> 00:04:38,000 [menggeram] 85 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:42,083 {\an8}[bahasa Mandarin] Apa khabar? 86 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:45,625 {\an8}[Sue-On merengek] 87 00:04:45,708 --> 00:04:49,291 {\an8}[bunyi klik tetapan] 88 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:50,750 {\an8}Cubaan. 89 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,416 {\an8}Cubaan. 90 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:56,291 {\an8}Cubaan. Satu, dua, tiga! 91 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:58,083 {\an8}Ini okey. 92 00:04:59,291 --> 00:05:00,875 [Halim menghela nafas lega] 93 00:05:00,958 --> 00:05:02,375 Leganya! 94 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:06,166 [Halim mengeluh] 95 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:07,875 Terima kasih, abang. 96 00:05:07,958 --> 00:05:09,708 [Halim mengeluh] 97 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:11,416 [kesan bunyi petir] 98 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:13,083 Jangan buat cerita, Halim. 99 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:15,750 Hantu Korea tak cakap bahasa Melayu! 100 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,583 Awak belum kena lagi, Wanu. 101 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:20,291 Cuba awak yang kena nanti. 102 00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:21,708 [Wanu mendengus] 103 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:24,375 Saya tak percaya. 104 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:28,750 Takkanlah hantu Korea bercakap dalam bahasa Melayu. 105 00:05:28,833 --> 00:05:31,833 Tapi ramai orang Melayu cuba bercakap bahasa Korea. 106 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:36,875 Sebab orang Melayu taasub nak jadi macam orang Korea. 107 00:05:36,958 --> 00:05:40,125 - [semua] Betul! - Betul! 108 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:42,458 Sabar. 109 00:05:42,541 --> 00:05:45,125 Saya tahu bagaimana nak selesaikan masalah. 110 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:48,208 Saya ada kawan yang pakar menyelesaikan masalah. 111 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:49,708 Sekejap lagi dia sampai. 112 00:05:49,791 --> 00:05:51,250 - Okey? Sabar. - [Jimi Kamal] Di mana dia? 113 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:53,125 Sabar. 114 00:05:54,166 --> 00:06:00,916 [muzik dramatik] 115 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:14,541 [bunyi geser cangkul] 116 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,208 [kesan bunyi mundar laju] 117 00:06:28,916 --> 00:06:30,041 [berdetak] 118 00:06:31,041 --> 00:06:33,958 [lagu "Madu 3" oleh Awie dimainkan] 119 00:06:34,041 --> 00:06:35,916 ♪ Senangnya dalam hati ♪ 120 00:06:37,708 --> 00:06:39,958 ♪ Kalau beristeri dua ♪ 121 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:43,958 ♪ Seperti dunia ♪ 122 00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:46,916 ♪ Aku yang punya ♪ 123 00:06:47,916 --> 00:06:50,375 ♪ Kepada isteri tua ♪ 124 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:53,791 ♪ Kanda sayang padamu ♪ 125 00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:57,791 ♪ Kepada isteri muda ♪ 126 00:06:58,333 --> 00:07:00,500 ♪ Aku kata aku cinta padamu ♪ 127 00:07:01,708 --> 00:07:04,583 ♪ Isteri tua merajuk ♪ 128 00:07:04,666 --> 00:07:08,666 ♪ Balik ke rumah isteri muda ♪ 129 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:12,083 ♪ Kalau kedua-dua merajuk ♪ 130 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:15,333 ♪ Aku kahwin tiga ♪ 131 00:07:15,416 --> 00:07:17,666 ♪ Mesti pandai berbohong ♪ 132 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:21,333 ♪ Mesti pandai temberang ♪ 133 00:07:22,416 --> 00:07:25,625 ♪ Tetapi jangan sampai ♪ 134 00:07:25,708 --> 00:07:28,166 ♪ Hai pecah tembelang ♪ 135 00:07:42,916 --> 00:07:46,041 ♪ Isteri tua merajuk ♪ 136 00:07:46,125 --> 00:07:49,458 ♪ Balik ke rumah isteri muda ♪ 137 00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:52,958 ♪ Kalau kedua-dua merajuk ♪ 138 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:56,458 ♪ Aku kahwin tiga ♪ 139 00:07:56,541 --> 00:07:58,666 ♪ Mesti pandai berbohong ♪ 140 00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:00,125 [lagu dihentikan] 141 00:08:00,208 --> 00:08:02,500 [lagu misteri bermain] 142 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,291 [Mat Dosa] Assalamualaikum, 143 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:06,000 ahli kubur. 144 00:08:07,166 --> 00:08:10,625 [bahasa Arab] Dengan nama Allah yang Maha Pemurah dan Penyayang. 145 00:08:10,708 --> 00:08:13,208 [bahasa Arab] Setiap yang bernyawa akan merasai mati. 146 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:16,000 Saya rasa dia bomoh yang betul 147 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:19,416 sebab dia guna ayat suci al-Quran. 148 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:21,916 [mendengus] 149 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,333 Entah betul, entah tidak dia itu. 150 00:08:25,583 --> 00:08:28,583 Setiap yang bernyawa akan merasai mati. 151 00:08:29,166 --> 00:08:31,291 Semua harta yang kita miliki sekarang, 152 00:08:31,375 --> 00:08:33,541 apabila saja kita meninggal dunia, 153 00:08:33,625 --> 00:08:37,083 secara automatik akan menjadi hak waris. 154 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:38,666 [Hans] Jangan biarkan 155 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:40,625 waris-waris kita bergaduh 156 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:43,625 dan bertelagah disebabkan kegagalan kita 157 00:08:43,708 --> 00:08:44,958 membuat perancangan. 158 00:08:45,041 --> 00:08:47,000 [mengejek] 159 00:08:47,083 --> 00:08:48,791 Tak perlu, Encik... 160 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:50,666 Encik apa tadi? En. Hans. 161 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,208 Nama pun macam orang Inggeris. 162 00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:54,875 Untuk pengetahuan encik, 163 00:08:54,958 --> 00:08:57,958 kami tiada harta untuk diberikan kepada waris. 164 00:08:58,041 --> 00:08:59,583 Boleh awak bersabar, Wanu? 165 00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:03,458 Kita dengar dulu apa dia nak cakap. 166 00:09:03,541 --> 00:09:05,125 - Silakan. - Terima kasih, YB. 167 00:09:05,208 --> 00:09:06,625 - Baiklah. - Ada lebih 168 00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:09,791 tujuh puluh bilion harta umat Islam 169 00:09:09,875 --> 00:09:12,500 yang masih beku dan belum dituntut. 170 00:09:13,083 --> 00:09:16,291 [Hans] Mungkin ada harta nenek moyang awak. 171 00:09:18,041 --> 00:09:20,833 Yakah? Kalau begitu, 172 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:24,125 kami semua boleh jadi kaya. 173 00:09:24,208 --> 00:09:26,541 [riuh-rendah] 174 00:09:28,416 --> 00:09:32,000 Hei, sudahlah! 175 00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:33,625 Dengar sini. Sekarang, 176 00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:35,541 kita bercakap tentang hantu. 177 00:09:35,625 --> 00:09:37,875 Bukan tentang harta atau hibah! 178 00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:39,583 - Kenapa dengan kamu? - [muzik saspens] 179 00:09:40,916 --> 00:09:45,541 - Assalamualaikum! - [semua] Waalaikumussalam! 180 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:46,875 - Hei! - [Mat Dosa] Sekejap! 181 00:09:49,041 --> 00:09:51,541 Saya kenal dia. Itu Hans Isaac! 182 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,916 Bukan! Legasi Hans. 183 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,458 [ketawa kecil] 184 00:09:55,541 --> 00:09:57,875 Awak sedang berceramah 185 00:09:57,958 --> 00:10:00,291 - tentang wasiat dan hibah? - Ya. 186 00:10:00,791 --> 00:10:02,750 [dialek Perak] Kamu patut dengar baik-baik. 187 00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:05,958 Ini bagus. Apabila kamu dah mati 188 00:10:06,041 --> 00:10:07,500 dan mereput, 189 00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:09,958 kamu dah tak menyusahkan anak-beranak. 190 00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:12,958 Faham? Mereka takkan berebut harta lagi. 191 00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:14,916 Sekejap, Mat Dosa. 192 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,208 Awak tiba-tiba muncul di sini. Bila awak balik dari Kuala Lumpur? 193 00:10:18,291 --> 00:10:19,333 Tak beritahu pun. 194 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,750 Saya baru saja sampai! 195 00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,541 Saya ingat nak terus balik ke rumah. 196 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,583 Tapi saya nampak balai raya penuh dan bising. 197 00:10:27,666 --> 00:10:30,333 Jadi saya singgah untuk lihat keadaan. 198 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:31,916 Begini, Mat Dosa. 199 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:34,125 Ini tentang kampung kita. 200 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:36,541 Mula-mula, cerita tentang zombi. 201 00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:37,666 Kemudian, malam tadi, 202 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:40,250 - Halim dikacau hantu. - [Halim] Betul! 203 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:41,416 Hantu Kak Limah? 204 00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:43,958 Hantu Kak Limah dari kampung sebelah. 205 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:47,250 Ini hantu Sue-On! 206 00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:49,583 - [mendengus] - [muzik seram] 207 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:53,000 Ada berapa banyak hantu di kampung ini? 208 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:58,041 [muzik suram] 209 00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:03,041 [tangisan sayup] 210 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:10,458 [Sue-On mengeluh] 211 00:11:12,958 --> 00:11:16,208 [tangisan sayup] 212 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:20,791 [Sue-On menggumam] 213 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:23,375 [Sue-On] Siapa itu? 214 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:25,333 [Sue-On menggumam] 215 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,708 [Sue-On menggumam] 216 00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:32,000 Sama. 217 00:11:33,666 --> 00:11:35,041 Kawan. 218 00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:38,500 [bahasa Korea] Helo! 219 00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:40,916 Awak siapa? 220 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,500 Saya Sue-On. 221 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:46,416 Saya Puntianak Sundal Malam. 222 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:49,791 [Sue-On] Puntianak Sundal Malam? 223 00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:51,916 Kenapa awak menangis? 224 00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:55,416 Hei! 225 00:11:56,166 --> 00:11:57,916 [Sue-On mendengus] 226 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,833 [muzik dramatik] 227 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,708 Saya temankan awak, okey? 228 00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:11,416 [muzik ringan] 229 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:14,083 [bahasa Arab] Waalaikumussalam warahmatullah wabarakatuh! 230 00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:31,000 Baju awak kena dengan muka awak. 231 00:12:31,666 --> 00:12:35,250 Ada banyak dosa. Awak pakai baju yang sama setiap hari. 232 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:38,500 - Tiada baju lainkah? - Nampak saja sama. 233 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,000 Tapi posternya lain. 234 00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:43,875 [Jimi Kamal bersiul] 235 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:46,708 Ini seorang lagi. 236 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,791 Awak pakai kot siang malam. Awak tak rasa panas? 237 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,375 Awak tak ada baju lain? 238 00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:54,291 Hei, suka hati sayalah. 239 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,416 Sibuk. 240 00:12:57,125 --> 00:13:00,416 [muzik suram] 241 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:07,041 [bahasa Arab] Waalaikumussalam warahmatullah wabarakatuh! 242 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,583 [semua] Waalaikumussalam! 243 00:13:09,666 --> 00:13:12,375 Terima kasih kerana datang ke mesyuarat tergempar ini. 244 00:13:12,916 --> 00:13:15,875 Saya rasa saya tahu punca dan sebabnya. 245 00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:19,958 Kita dengar dulu apa Mat Dosa nak cakap. 246 00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:21,416 Silakan, Mat Dosa. 247 00:13:24,416 --> 00:13:26,041 [bahasa Arab] Dengan nama Allah yang Maha Pemurah dan Penyayang. 248 00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,833 Saya rasa 249 00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:31,833 masalah di kampung ini 250 00:13:31,916 --> 00:13:33,916 bukanlah masalah lain. 251 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,333 Sama macam masalah dulu. 252 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:39,416 Tentang hantu dan zombi. Itu saja! 253 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:42,541 Betul. Betul cakap awak, Mat Dosa. 254 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:47,791 Kampung ini dah biasa dengan zombi dan hantu. 255 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:50,291 Tapi kali ini, ini spesies hantu yang lain. 256 00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:53,000 - [riuh-rendah] Betul! - Betul! 257 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,833 Sabar, semua! 258 00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:58,958 Kita dengar dulu apa Mat Dosa nak cakap. 259 00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:00,416 Sila teruskan, Mat Dosa. 260 00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:03,375 Yakah? 261 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:08,500 Kalau begitu, apa kata kita buat begini, YB? 262 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:11,166 Apa kata malam ini, kita keluar dengan dua kumpulan? 263 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,666 Satu kumpulan diketuai Wanu, 264 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,250 satu lagi diketuai saya. 265 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,333 Kita keluar dan cari malam ini! 266 00:14:16,416 --> 00:14:18,208 - [semua] Malam ini? - Malam ini? 267 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,041 [muzik saspens] 268 00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:23,375 [Mat Dosa] Ya, YB. Tak boleh tunggu lama-lama. 269 00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:26,000 Ia serupa penyakit itu. Apa namanya? Covid. 270 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:28,750 Lebih lama kita tunggu, ia jadi "lebih berbulu". 271 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:31,041 - [semua] Lebih berbulu? - Lebih berbulu? 272 00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,458 [mengiyakan] 273 00:14:32,541 --> 00:14:34,958 Eloklah. Saya setuju sepenuhnya! 274 00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:38,083 Eloklah awak dah balik, Mat Dosa. 275 00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:41,750 YB Li tak boleh diharap! 276 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:44,166 Dari mula sampai sekarang, 277 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,458 tak habis-habis dengan mesyuarat. 278 00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:50,375 Bukannya saya tak prihatin. 279 00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:52,666 Saya prihatin, tahu tak? 280 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:55,416 Kita semua kena berbincang. 281 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:58,500 Apabila kita dah bincang, barulah kita bersepakat. 282 00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:00,083 Sepakat membawa berkat. 283 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,708 Berkat itu selamat. 284 00:15:01,791 --> 00:15:03,208 Betul tak, Mat Dosa? 285 00:15:03,916 --> 00:15:05,250 Penuh bersemangat. 286 00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:08,375 Cakaplah, Puntianak. 287 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,083 [Puntianak menangis] 288 00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:14,375 Kalau awak tak cakap, 289 00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:16,166 macam mana saya nak tolong? 290 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,500 Saya sedih, Sue-On. 291 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:23,666 Sekarang, manusia dah tak takut dengan hantu. 292 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,041 Apa gunanya saya menjadi hantu 293 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,333 jika manusia dah tak takut dengan saya? 294 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:32,500 Puntianak, pandang saya. 295 00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:36,708 [Sue-On mengeluh] 296 00:15:36,791 --> 00:15:40,500 Mungkin awak tak cukup menakutkan. 297 00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:41,750 [muzik saspens] 298 00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:43,416 [Sue-On mengeluh] 299 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:45,791 Mari ikut saya. 300 00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:49,083 [muzik seram] 301 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:50,916 [Puntianak menjerit] Pulangkan! 302 00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:52,750 Siapa itu? 303 00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,833 - Ini anak siapa? - [Puntianak] Pulangkan! 304 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:10,791 Bau seperti barang terpakai. 305 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,791 Pulangkan apa yang awak rampas! 306 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,083 Kemudian saya akan pergi dari sini. 307 00:16:15,666 --> 00:16:18,625 Apa yang aku rampas? Apa yang kau cakap? 308 00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:20,708 Minum Kopi Songkok? 309 00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:22,333 [seru hairan] 310 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,625 Kau ada ambil bahagian motosikal dia atau apa-apa? 311 00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:26,291 - Tiada! - Tiada. 312 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:28,125 - Dengar tak? - Pulangkan 313 00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:31,041 - dan saya takkan berdendam! - Biar betul? 314 00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:33,958 Kenapa tuduh orang mencuri dan berdendam? 315 00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:35,791 Pulangkan apa? Tunggu! 316 00:16:37,541 --> 00:16:42,291 [menyanyikan lagu "Pulang"] 317 00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,000 Awak nak apa? 318 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:46,541 - Pulangkan! - Saya tak takut! 319 00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:48,541 Kamu takut? 320 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:49,791 [mendengus] 321 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,750 - [melatah] - [muzik saspens] 322 00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,333 Siap bawa kawan. 323 00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:59,041 [percakapan tidak difahami] 324 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:01,250 [menggumam] 325 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,083 Dia ajak saya minum. 326 00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,541 Tapi saya dah berhenti. 327 00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:06,583 Maksud awak? 328 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:09,875 Dia buat isyarat kepala. Lehernya terkehel. 329 00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:11,708 [percakapan tidak difahami] 330 00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,166 Apa yang dia cakap? 331 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,666 Dia cakap bahasa Korea. Tapi nampak macam orang Myanmar! 332 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,583 Awak tak menakutkan. 333 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:22,625 [muzik seram] 334 00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:34,083 [muzik kelakar] 335 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:36,958 Yang ini menakutkan. 336 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:45,666 [derap tapak kaki berlari] 337 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,500 Hei, jangan tinggalkan aku! 338 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,750 [muzik dramatik] 339 00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:52,916 [Puntianak] Kenapa mereka takut dengan awak? 340 00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:56,458 Tapi mereka tak takut dengan saya pun. 341 00:17:57,666 --> 00:18:00,666 Puntianak, mungkin sebab cara awak. 342 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:01,625 [Puntianak menangis] 343 00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:04,458 Lembut sangat. 344 00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:08,791 Jangan menangis, Puntianak. 345 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,041 Saya rasa 346 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:12,958 saya boleh tolong. 347 00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,416 Macam mana awak boleh tolong? 348 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,166 [Sue-On mengomel] 349 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,833 Awak kena tolong diri awak dulu. 350 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:25,833 Awak perlu tingkatkan cara menakutkan orang. 351 00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:28,041 Jadi lebih menakutkan. 352 00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:31,041 - Saya tak okey tadi? - Tak okey langsung! 353 00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:32,750 [muzik kelakar] 354 00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:35,875 Mahu jadi hantu, tapi banyak cakap. 355 00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:38,666 - Dengar tak? - Tak boleh banyak bercakap. 356 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,250 Awak perlu bertenang. 357 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:44,541 Minum secawan Kopi Songkok. 358 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,166 Tapi minum yang hijau. Yang merah terlalu pekat. 359 00:18:47,791 --> 00:18:49,416 Takut awak tak boleh tahan. 360 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,416 Yang penting, jangan banyak bercakap. 361 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,750 "Pulangkan!" Apa itu? 362 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,416 Terlalu meleret! 363 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,541 [membentak] 364 00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:58,958 Yang ini okey. 365 00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,458 [bahasa Inggeris] Maafkan saya. 366 00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:05,208 Puntianak! 367 00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:08,000 Betul cakap dia! 368 00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:12,666 Puntianak, tukar riak wajah awak. 369 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,458 Jadi lebih menakutkan. 370 00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:16,416 - Jadi lebih menakutkan. - Saya cuba. 371 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,166 - Ya, cubalah. - Okey, saya cuba. 372 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:20,583 [muzik kelakar] 373 00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:24,875 Tukar kopilah. Cuba kopi merah sekarang. 374 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,708 Maafkan saya. 375 00:19:28,791 --> 00:19:31,250 Puntianak, perlu tukar. 376 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:34,166 - Itu tak okey? - Itu kelakar. 377 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,333 Saya cuba sekali lagi. 378 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,625 [muzik ceria] 379 00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:44,291 Puntianak, awak hantu. Bukan haiwan. 380 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,250 - Nak tukar lagi? - Ya. Awak hantu! Fokus. 381 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:51,083 Okey, ini kali terakhir saya cuba. 382 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,625 [muzik seram] 383 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,791 Bisingnya. Aku tengah pengsan. 384 00:19:57,875 --> 00:19:59,166 [mendengus] 385 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,791 [mengomel] 386 00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:02,666 Ini okey? 387 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,541 Okey. 388 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:06,333 Terkejut saya. 389 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:11,708 - YB! - YB! 390 00:20:11,791 --> 00:20:13,541 - [tercungap-cungap] - Kenapa dengan kamu? 391 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,125 Kami dikejar, YB. 392 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:19,291 - Oleh hantu Korea. - [semua] Hantu? 393 00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:21,625 Maksud awak... 394 00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:23,750 hantu Sue-On? 395 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,625 Mat Dosa, nak buat apa sekarang? 396 00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:32,500 Ini pendapat saya, YB. 397 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,541 Dah sampai masanya kita keluar malam ini 398 00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:38,833 dan tangkap hantu itu. 399 00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:39,875 [mengiyakan] 400 00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:43,166 - [semua] Betul! - Betul! 401 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:46,708 YB, Mat Dosa... 402 00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:50,083 saya rasa tak sedap badan. 403 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,833 Saya rasa nak demam. 404 00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:54,458 - Saya minta diri dulu. - Ya. 405 00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:57,375 Saya tengok awak menggigil sangat. 406 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,083 Lebih baik awak balik dan berehat. 407 00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:01,833 Saya balik dulu. 408 00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:04,458 [Halim mengeluh] 409 00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:07,291 [Halim mengeluh] 410 00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:09,291 Saya minta diri dulu. 411 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,500 [muzik kelakar] 412 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,000 Hei! 413 00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:17,625 Tengoklah, YB. 414 00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:20,166 Terus hilang menggeletar. 415 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:21,958 Jelas sekali dia menipu! 416 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,250 Dengar sini. 417 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:27,166 Saya nak tanya. 418 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,291 Siapa lagi yang rasa tak sedap badan? 419 00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:31,791 [YB] Angkat tangan. 420 00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:39,250 Habislah kita 421 00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,916 kalau semua angkat tangan! Semua orang demam. 422 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,708 Takkan saya seorang nak tangkap hantu itu? 423 00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:46,208 Teruklah! 424 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,833 [muzik saspens] 425 00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:54,333 [tapak kaki berkeletak-keletuk] 426 00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:57,416 [muzik seram] 427 00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:01,333 [hembusan angin] 428 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:07,833 [suara berbisik] 429 00:22:07,916 --> 00:22:11,166 [bunyi tapak kaki menghampiri] 430 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,958 [tapak kaki berkeletak-keletuk] 431 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,916 [Jimi Kamal] Mat Dosa. 432 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,958 [Mat Dosa ketawa] 433 00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:35,583 [Mat Dosa ketawa mengekek] 434 00:22:40,041 --> 00:22:41,458 [Mat Dosa] Tahu pun takut. 435 00:22:41,541 --> 00:22:43,000 [Mat Dosa mengejek] 436 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:45,333 Sudah. 437 00:22:45,416 --> 00:22:48,458 Sekarang, ikut rancangan awal. Berpecah kepada dua. 438 00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:50,708 Wanu, awak satu kumpulan. 439 00:22:50,791 --> 00:22:52,333 Ke sebelah sana. 440 00:22:52,416 --> 00:22:53,541 [muzik kelakar] 441 00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:54,958 Kampung Kanan. 442 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,083 Saya dan satu lagi kumpulan ke sebelah sini. 443 00:22:58,166 --> 00:23:00,625 - Kampung Kiri. Faham? - [Halim] Faham. 444 00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:03,166 Cuba ulang. 445 00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:05,625 Kumpulan awak ke sebelah sana. 446 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,666 Kumpulan saya akan ke sebelah sini. 447 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,291 Pandai! Ayuh. 448 00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:11,791 - Ayuh! - Cepat! 449 00:23:12,583 --> 00:23:15,333 [muzik kelakar] 450 00:23:17,875 --> 00:23:20,083 Kenapa awak ikut saya? Saya cakap apa tadi? 451 00:23:21,375 --> 00:23:23,791 Kampung sana ada zombi, Mat Dosa. 452 00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:26,000 Matilah kami kalau mereka makan kami. 453 00:23:26,083 --> 00:23:27,500 [bunyi cengkerik] 454 00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:32,416 Tak apalah. Kumpulan awak ke sebelah sini. 455 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,208 Kumpulan kami ke sebelah sana. 456 00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:35,875 - Ayuh! - Ayuh! 457 00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:38,166 [muzik kelakar] 458 00:23:39,416 --> 00:23:41,791 [derap tapak kaki] 459 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:46,791 Kenapa awak masih ikut saya? 460 00:23:48,041 --> 00:23:49,458 Bukanlah... 461 00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:52,500 Saya rasa ada Sue-On di sebelah sana. 462 00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:54,583 Saya segan nak jumpa dia. 463 00:23:55,833 --> 00:23:57,583 [Mat Dosa mengeluh] 464 00:23:57,666 --> 00:23:59,250 Cakap tak serupa bikin. 465 00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:01,541 - [Mat Dosa] Ayuh! - Cepat! 466 00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:03,208 [sambungan muzik kelakar] 467 00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:10,916 [muzik ringan] 468 00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:16,541 [lelaki 1] Mana awak? Kenapa senyap? 469 00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:18,000 [lelaki 2] Tak ada apa-apa. 470 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,208 [lelaki 1] Ada bola sepak. 471 00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:22,166 Ada yang menang dan ada yang kalah. 472 00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:25,208 [lelaki 2] MU patut kalah tadi. Kosong berbalas satu. 473 00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:27,833 [lelaki 1 berbahasa Inggeris] Tolonglah! 474 00:24:27,916 --> 00:24:30,000 MU Raja Kebangkitan Semula. 475 00:24:30,083 --> 00:24:31,500 Pasti mereka menang. 476 00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:33,208 Bukan macam Liverpool! 477 00:24:33,291 --> 00:24:35,083 [muzik seram] 478 00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:39,375 [muzik saspens] 479 00:24:45,291 --> 00:24:47,041 [menyergah] 480 00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:49,041 [semua menjerit] Hantu! 481 00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:54,375 [muzik kelakar] 482 00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:00,875 [muzik tragik] 483 00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:06,250 [Sue-On menjerit] 484 00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:09,000 [Wak ketawa] 485 00:25:17,541 --> 00:25:19,958 Saya orang Indonesia. 486 00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:22,750 Sekejap. 487 00:25:22,833 --> 00:25:24,375 Saya orang Perak. 488 00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:27,750 Saya dah hafal setiap gerak-geri awak. 489 00:25:27,833 --> 00:25:29,250 Saya kenal awak. 490 00:25:30,625 --> 00:25:32,375 - Wahai isteriku. - Abang! 491 00:25:32,458 --> 00:25:34,333 - Ya, sudah lama saya cari! - Puntianak! 492 00:25:34,958 --> 00:25:37,708 Kenapa awak jadi cantik? Awak patut jadi hantu! 493 00:25:37,791 --> 00:25:39,583 Hei! Jangan sibuk. 494 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,250 Di Malaysia, 495 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:44,250 mana-mana hantu yang dipaku 496 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:45,916 akan menjadi cantik. 497 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,250 [Sue-On merengek] 498 00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:50,125 Tak boleh! Awak kena jadi hantu. 499 00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:52,875 - [Sue-On] Mari sini. - Tak apa, Sue-On! 500 00:25:52,958 --> 00:25:54,875 Saya okey begini. 501 00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:56,791 Lagipun, saya tak nak jadi hantu. 502 00:25:56,875 --> 00:25:59,166 Penatlah asyik kacau manusia. 503 00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:00,375 Okey. 504 00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:03,708 Betullah. Penatlah. 505 00:26:05,458 --> 00:26:06,958 - Wak. - Ya? 506 00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:10,833 Ada bawa paku lebih? Beri satu. 507 00:26:10,916 --> 00:26:12,708 - Sayang. - Abang, ada paku lebih? 508 00:26:12,791 --> 00:26:15,291 - Tiada! Dah habis. - Awak bawa satu saja? 509 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:16,791 Ada satu saja. 510 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:19,791 Sue-On, maaf. 511 00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:22,250 - Paku ada satu saja. - Okey. 512 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:24,375 Jaga diri, tahu? 513 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,875 - Abang, mari balik. - Ya! Saya tak sabar! 514 00:26:28,666 --> 00:26:30,625 [Puntianak] Abang, dari mana dapat paku tadi? 515 00:26:31,541 --> 00:26:35,125 [suami Puntianak] Abang jumpa orang. Dia kata dia dari Batam. 516 00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:37,000 Tapi dia ada loghat Kelantan. 517 00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:38,541 Dia beri abang paku itu. 518 00:26:39,125 --> 00:26:43,083 [muzik sedih] 519 00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:48,166 [Sue-On] Saya nak balik. 520 00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:53,083 Saya nak balik. 521 00:26:55,291 --> 00:26:57,750 Saya nak balik. 522 00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:01,500 [sambungan muzik sedih] 523 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,916 [Sue-On merengek] 524 00:27:08,458 --> 00:27:10,875 [tangisan sayup] 525 00:27:19,625 --> 00:27:23,166 [menangis] 526 00:27:24,125 --> 00:27:26,416 [tangisan sayup] 527 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:29,291 [muzik saspens] 528 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:31,625 [Sue-On merengek] 529 00:27:54,958 --> 00:27:56,666 [Sue-On menggumam] 530 00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:12,458 [Sue-On ketawa kecil] 531 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,041 Hai! 532 00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:17,291 [bahasa Inggeris] Apa cerita? 533 00:28:18,041 --> 00:28:19,625 [seru kasihan] 534 00:28:22,583 --> 00:28:26,166 Kenapa semua hantu di Malaysia menangis? 535 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:28,000 Yang tadi pun menangis. 536 00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:29,708 Yang ini pun menangis. 537 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,958 Hantu Malaysia memang suka menangis? 538 00:28:32,041 --> 00:28:33,166 Menangis? 539 00:28:34,041 --> 00:28:36,375 Saya tak menangis. Saya sedih saja. 540 00:28:39,041 --> 00:28:40,458 Sekejap. 541 00:28:42,125 --> 00:28:43,541 Awak siapa? 542 00:28:45,416 --> 00:28:47,250 Panggil saya... 543 00:28:47,916 --> 00:28:49,291 Sue-On. 544 00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:52,291 - Awak? - Saya Pocong. 545 00:28:53,458 --> 00:28:54,875 Po... 546 00:28:55,708 --> 00:28:57,083 cong? 547 00:28:57,583 --> 00:28:58,583 [seru hairan] 548 00:28:58,666 --> 00:29:01,166 Tadi awak cakap ada hantu menangis. Siapa? 549 00:29:01,666 --> 00:29:03,291 Puntianak. 550 00:29:03,791 --> 00:29:05,375 Puntianak? 551 00:29:07,291 --> 00:29:08,708 Biasanya dia mengilai. 552 00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:10,916 Kenapa dia menangis? 553 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:12,916 [Sue-On mengeluh] 554 00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:15,291 Pocong. 555 00:29:16,375 --> 00:29:19,083 Beritahu saya kenapa awak sedih. 556 00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:20,666 [muzik dramatik] 557 00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:24,041 - [Pawang] Betulkah nak buat begini? - Betul. 558 00:29:25,416 --> 00:29:26,375 [Pawang mengeluh] 559 00:29:26,458 --> 00:29:28,750 saya tak faham budak-budak zaman sekarang. 560 00:29:30,083 --> 00:29:31,500 Tak takut hantu langsung. 561 00:29:32,666 --> 00:29:34,041 Lainlah macam saya. 562 00:29:34,583 --> 00:29:35,958 Saya dah biasa. 563 00:29:37,083 --> 00:29:40,125 Tapi kalau kamu nak buat juga, saya tak menghalang. 564 00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:41,583 Buatlah. 565 00:29:42,291 --> 00:29:43,958 Kalau ternampak apa-apa, 566 00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:46,791 - jangan lari. - Kami takkan lari. 567 00:29:47,416 --> 00:29:49,458 - Sudah sedia? - Jangan halang saya! 568 00:29:49,541 --> 00:29:51,250 - Sabarlah. - Bawah sedikit! 569 00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:52,916 - [bahasa Inggeris] Rakaman pertama! - Hai, semua! 570 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,666 [bahasa Inggeris] Selamat datang ke saluran YouTube kami. 571 00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:57,500 Malam ini kami ada uji kaji paranormal. 572 00:29:57,583 --> 00:29:59,666 Kami nak cari Pocong. 573 00:29:59,750 --> 00:30:01,750 Sebelum kami mulakan, jangan lupa, 574 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:05,041 kongsi, langgan, dan tekan butang suka pada saluran YouTube kami. 575 00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:06,916 Jangan ke mana-mana! 576 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,041 Abang Pawang buat apa? 577 00:30:09,125 --> 00:30:12,208 Saya tengah memanggil dia datang. 578 00:30:12,291 --> 00:30:13,666 [seru kagum] 579 00:30:13,750 --> 00:30:15,208 Anda nak tengok Pocong? 580 00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:16,916 Ia akan keluar dari sana. 581 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,541 [muzik saspens] 582 00:30:20,875 --> 00:30:23,208 Apa pula seterusnya? Tunggu. 583 00:30:23,291 --> 00:30:24,916 Abang, lama lagi? 584 00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:27,333 [Pawang mendengus] 585 00:30:27,416 --> 00:30:29,875 Sudahlah percuma, memaksa pula. 586 00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:31,125 [merengus] 587 00:30:32,041 --> 00:30:32,875 [mendengus] 588 00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:36,250 [muzik saspens] 589 00:30:37,916 --> 00:30:39,708 Siapa yang kejutkan saya? 590 00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:47,875 Abang, berapa lama abang jadi Pocong? 591 00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:52,375 - Apa? - Dia baru bercakap! 592 00:30:52,458 --> 00:30:54,916 Comelnya! Seronokkah jadi Pocong? 593 00:30:56,666 --> 00:30:58,166 [bahasa Inggeris] Apa? 594 00:30:58,250 --> 00:31:00,500 Kita jumpa fenomena baharu. 595 00:31:00,583 --> 00:31:02,083 [seru teruja] 596 00:31:02,166 --> 00:31:04,125 Nanti, kalau tengok Pocong, 597 00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:06,750 cari dia. Seram tak? 598 00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:10,166 [mengaum] 599 00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:12,625 Seramnya! Boleh buat sekali lagi? 600 00:31:12,708 --> 00:31:15,916 - Apa? - [gadis] Sekali lagi. 601 00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:21,208 Saya tak suka dengan budak itu. 602 00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:24,791 Tiada sivik! 603 00:31:24,875 --> 00:31:26,583 Tak apa kalau nak merakam! 604 00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:28,500 Tapi dia datang ke tanah perkuburan memakai skirt. 605 00:31:29,083 --> 00:31:30,625 Digigit pacat, baru dia tahu! 606 00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:33,666 Sudahlah tiada pencahayaan. Amatur! 607 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:35,916 Mereka merosakkan industri ini! 608 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,125 [Sue-On mengomel] 609 00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:40,291 Pocong, macam mana awak tahu mereka amatur? 610 00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:45,083 Dahulu, saya ahli kru filem. 611 00:31:45,166 --> 00:31:47,416 Wah! 612 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:50,541 Kalau saya boleh tolong awak, awak nak terima? 613 00:31:51,916 --> 00:31:53,625 Bolehkah? Saya tak yakin. 614 00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:56,208 Hei, Pocong! Jangan cakap begitu. 615 00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:59,416 Sebagai hantu, kita kena ada keyakinan yang tinggi. 616 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:00,791 [Sue-On mendengus] 617 00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:02,166 [Pocong mengejek] 618 00:32:02,958 --> 00:32:04,291 [mengguman kehairanan] 619 00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:06,708 [derap tapak kaki] 620 00:32:10,791 --> 00:32:13,125 [muzik seram] 621 00:32:14,708 --> 00:32:16,375 [Wanu] Sue-On. 622 00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:20,000 Sue-On. 623 00:32:20,083 --> 00:32:21,833 [Wanu tercungap-cungap] 624 00:32:21,916 --> 00:32:23,333 Sue-On. 625 00:32:29,541 --> 00:32:31,541 Mat Dosa, tunggu apa lagi? 626 00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:33,333 Cepatlah! Tangkap! 627 00:32:33,416 --> 00:32:34,458 [menyuruh diam] 628 00:32:34,541 --> 00:32:36,000 Kenapa dengan awak? 629 00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:37,541 Nanti Sue-On terperanjat! 630 00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:39,333 Jika dia lari, lebih susah menangkap dia. 631 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:41,500 Wanu, boleh awak diam? 632 00:32:42,041 --> 00:32:43,583 Apa kita nak buat sekarang, Mat Dosa? 633 00:32:43,666 --> 00:32:45,166 Tak mengapa, YB. 634 00:32:46,041 --> 00:32:49,750 Saya rasa lebih baik saya cakap baik-baik dengan dia. 635 00:32:49,833 --> 00:32:51,250 - Betul tak? - Betul. 636 00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:52,875 Kalau dia tak nak dengar, 637 00:32:52,958 --> 00:32:55,416 terpulang kepada kita untuk gunakan cara kasar. 638 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:56,916 Betul. 639 00:32:59,583 --> 00:33:02,500 - Saya pergi dulu. - Pergilah. 640 00:33:04,458 --> 00:33:07,458 - Saya pergi dulu. - Pergilah. Pergi! 641 00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:10,250 - Doakan saya. - Baik. 642 00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:11,625 Tengoklah. 643 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:15,125 - Saya pergi dulu. - Pergi! 644 00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:22,458 [muzik suram] 645 00:33:26,291 --> 00:33:28,000 - Cakaplah. - Cakaplah. 646 00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:31,916 [seru ragu-ragu] 647 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,416 [bahasa Arab] Assalamualaikum. 648 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,416 Salam sejahtera. 649 00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:40,500 [bahasa Inggeris] Maafkan saya, Sue-On. 650 00:33:41,083 --> 00:33:42,625 [Mat Dosa mengeluh] 651 00:33:44,791 --> 00:33:46,958 Sebenarnya, saya tak pandai 652 00:33:47,041 --> 00:33:50,583 menghalau jin, syaitan atau jembalang. 653 00:33:50,666 --> 00:33:52,083 Tapi rasanya... 654 00:33:53,958 --> 00:33:55,916 - Cakaplah! - Teruskan. 655 00:33:57,291 --> 00:34:00,416 Saya rasa saya saja yang boleh diharap di kampung ini. 656 00:34:01,916 --> 00:34:03,333 Lebih baik... 657 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,250 - [semua] Cakaplah! - Teruskan. 658 00:34:08,958 --> 00:34:12,333 Lebih baik awak keluar dari kampung ini. 659 00:34:12,416 --> 00:34:13,625 [bahasa Inggeris] Tolonglah. 660 00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:16,625 [lagu "Enjit-enjit Semut" dinyanyikan] 661 00:34:16,708 --> 00:34:21,250 ♪ Enjit-enjit semut ♪ 662 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:23,041 Wanu! 663 00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:25,416 Takkanlah hantu Korea tahu lagu "Enjit-enjit Semut". 664 00:34:26,833 --> 00:34:28,208 Itulah saya rasa pelik. 665 00:34:28,291 --> 00:34:30,333 ♪ Enjit-enjit semut ♪ 666 00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:32,791 Tapi saya macam pernah dengar lagu ini. 667 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:34,750 Betul. 668 00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:39,541 - Hei, jangan mengada-ada! - Apa dia? 669 00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:41,333 Mahu menari poco-poco, bukan? 670 00:34:41,416 --> 00:34:43,708 - Tak! - Tak! 671 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,291 Amboi. 672 00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:48,583 - Mat Dosa. Itu! - [muzik saspens] 673 00:34:49,375 --> 00:34:51,541 - Hantu! - Pusing! Hantu! 674 00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:55,500 - Hantu! - Hantu! Mat Dosa. 675 00:34:55,583 --> 00:34:57,250 [menggumam ceria] 676 00:35:05,666 --> 00:35:08,166 [muzik saspens] 677 00:35:11,083 --> 00:35:14,791 [muzik saspens] 678 00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:17,916 [Mat Dosa menjerit] Dia senyum! 679 00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:20,291 [riuh-rendah] 680 00:35:23,041 --> 00:35:25,541 [Pocong pelat] Perlukah buat begini? 681 00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:28,541 Cantiklah, Pocong. 682 00:35:28,625 --> 00:35:30,500 [pelat] Tak boleh bercakap. 683 00:35:30,583 --> 00:35:32,250 Baiklah, buang saja. 684 00:35:34,458 --> 00:35:35,875 [meludah] 685 00:35:37,208 --> 00:35:41,041 - Sekejap. Ada lagi. - Pocong! 686 00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:44,583 - Alamak! Gigi saya. - Awak suka sekarang? 687 00:35:44,666 --> 00:35:45,875 [seru teruja] 688 00:35:45,958 --> 00:35:48,000 Pandailah awak buat. 689 00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:51,250 Sue-On! 690 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:54,125 [teriak suka] 691 00:35:54,208 --> 00:35:55,625 Cantiklah! 692 00:35:55,708 --> 00:35:56,666 [teriak suka] 693 00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:58,666 Macam seluar Dato' Afdlin Shauki. 694 00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:00,041 [Sue-On mengomel] 695 00:36:00,916 --> 00:36:02,791 [Pocong mengeluh] 696 00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:04,375 Dia hebat orangnya. 697 00:36:04,458 --> 00:36:06,000 Tapi awak tak kenal dia. 698 00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:08,541 - Dia hantu? - Tidak! 699 00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:10,583 Jom. 700 00:36:13,708 --> 00:36:15,166 [Sue-On mengekek] 701 00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:19,500 Satu kali lagi. 702 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,875 [muzik dramatik] 703 00:36:23,958 --> 00:36:25,541 Mereka belum balik lagi. 704 00:36:29,958 --> 00:36:31,916 - Bolehkah? - Pocong! 705 00:36:32,916 --> 00:36:35,000 Dari tadi saya cakap. 706 00:36:35,083 --> 00:36:36,916 Kita hantu. Kita kena ada apa? 707 00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:39,583 - Keyakinan! - Keyakinan diri, Pocong. 708 00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:42,000 - Ya. - Awak boleh. 709 00:36:42,916 --> 00:36:45,250 [menghela nafas] 710 00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:47,833 - Nada apa? C-minor? - Set lima! 711 00:36:48,416 --> 00:36:50,125 Tengok! Pocong! 712 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,666 Dia bawa kawan. Jom! 713 00:36:56,333 --> 00:36:59,666 En. Pocong, perkenalkan kawan awak kepada kami. 714 00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:01,166 Ramai yang nak tengok. 715 00:37:04,916 --> 00:37:05,875 [berteriak] 716 00:37:09,416 --> 00:37:10,500 [muzik seram] 717 00:37:10,583 --> 00:37:12,416 [berteriak] 718 00:37:15,208 --> 00:37:18,000 [memekik] 719 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,791 [pekikan makin perlahan] 720 00:37:26,875 --> 00:37:30,666 [semua] Wah! Pocong ada tangan! 721 00:37:38,416 --> 00:37:40,333 [menyergah] 722 00:37:41,708 --> 00:37:44,875 [Mat Dosa] Sekejap! Kamu lari dari mana? 723 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:47,416 - Kami dikacau hantu. - [Mat Dosa] Hantu? 724 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:50,125 Bukan kamu yang selalu kacau hantu? 725 00:37:50,208 --> 00:37:53,666 Memang betul. Tapi hantu ini pelik sedikit. 726 00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:55,541 - Hantu apa? - Hantu Pocong! 727 00:37:55,625 --> 00:37:58,791 Tapi yang peliknya, Pocong itu angkat tangan. 728 00:38:00,041 --> 00:38:02,208 - Dia angkat tangan? - Tak apalah, YB. 729 00:38:02,291 --> 00:38:03,666 Kami balik dulu. 730 00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:06,000 [muzik rancak] 731 00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:11,583 Daripada apa yang mereka ceritakan, 732 00:38:12,208 --> 00:38:13,916 itu bukan Pocong. 733 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,916 Itu pasti Sue-On! 734 00:38:17,541 --> 00:38:19,250 - Macam mana awak tahu? - Yalah! 735 00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:21,541 Pocong tak boleh angkat tangan. 736 00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:23,125 Tangannya diikat. 737 00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:25,208 - Jadi macam mana sekarang, Mat Dosa? - Betul. 738 00:38:25,833 --> 00:38:27,250 Kita nak buat apa? 739 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,125 - Mari cari dia. - Ayuh! 740 00:38:31,708 --> 00:38:34,875 [muzik seram] 741 00:38:34,958 --> 00:38:38,000 [Sue-On menangis] 742 00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:42,208 Saya rindukan tempat saya. 743 00:38:42,791 --> 00:38:44,583 Awak rindukan tempat awak? 744 00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:47,000 Awak tak suka tempat ini? 745 00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:52,083 Pocong! 746 00:38:52,166 --> 00:38:54,416 Walaupun tempat orang seronok, 747 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:56,125 kita akan rindu tempat kita. 748 00:38:56,208 --> 00:38:58,166 Itu pun awak tak tahu? 749 00:38:58,958 --> 00:39:00,416 Bukannya saya tak tahu. 750 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:03,250 Tapi saya dari sini. Saya tak pernah ke tempat orang. 751 00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:05,250 Pocong. 752 00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:07,083 Okey! Awak berasal dari mana? 753 00:39:08,916 --> 00:39:10,041 Korea, Pocong. 754 00:39:10,125 --> 00:39:13,166 Apa? Korea? 755 00:39:15,958 --> 00:39:18,958 - Macam mana awak boleh sampai ke sini? - Ikut televisyen. 756 00:39:21,958 --> 00:39:26,250 Semua hantu keluar dari kubur, 757 00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:28,125 selepas itu balik ke kubur. 758 00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:30,250 Kalau keluar dari televisyen, macam mana nak balik? 759 00:39:30,333 --> 00:39:33,583 Ikut televisyen juga, Pocong! 760 00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:35,416 [YB tercungap-cungap] 761 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,125 [muzik saspens] 762 00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:42,375 [YB mengeluh] 763 00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:44,291 Sia-sia betul pergi tempat tadi. 764 00:39:44,375 --> 00:39:45,875 Bukan ada apa-apa pun. 765 00:39:46,750 --> 00:39:50,166 Yalah. Mana ada hantu. 766 00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:52,166 Nampaknya mereka tipu. 767 00:39:52,875 --> 00:39:54,041 Beginilah orang Melayu. 768 00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:58,583 Asal lalu di kubur, nampak hantu. 769 00:39:59,166 --> 00:40:01,958 - Mahu buat apa sekarang, Mat Dosa? - YB, 770 00:40:02,541 --> 00:40:04,208 kenapa awak tanya Mat Dosa? 771 00:40:04,291 --> 00:40:05,958 Awak yang patut buat keputusan. 772 00:40:06,041 --> 00:40:07,541 Awak "Yang Berhormat". 773 00:40:07,625 --> 00:40:09,416 Bukan "Yang Banyak Tanya". 774 00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:11,250 Memang saya YB. 775 00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:14,000 Tapi kita kena beri peluang kepada budak-budak muda 776 00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:16,000 untuk beri pandangan. Betul tak, Mat Dosa? 777 00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:17,125 [Mat Dosa ketawa kecil] 778 00:40:17,208 --> 00:40:18,208 Orang muda? 779 00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:19,583 [ketawa] 780 00:40:20,791 --> 00:40:23,541 Jarang sekali jumpa YB seperti awak 781 00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:28,666 yang suka beri peluang kepada orang muda seperti saya. 782 00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:29,958 [seru bangga] 783 00:40:30,958 --> 00:40:32,333 Saya rasa... 784 00:40:34,041 --> 00:40:38,458 malam ini, lebih baik kita balik ke rumah masing-masing. 785 00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:43,875 Kalau nak cari hantu Sue-On, rasanya dia dah tidur. 786 00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,708 [Wanu] Betul kata dia. 787 00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:47,791 Jika begitu, saya pergi dulu. 788 00:40:48,875 --> 00:40:50,125 [derap tapak kaki] 789 00:40:50,208 --> 00:40:52,166 [muzik kelakar] 790 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:53,875 [menggumam] 791 00:40:55,666 --> 00:40:58,083 Betul, Mat Dosa. Saya setuju. 792 00:40:58,666 --> 00:41:01,000 Kita semua balik ke rumah. 793 00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:02,625 Siang esok, kita sambung 794 00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:04,458 mencari hantu Sue-On itu. 795 00:41:04,541 --> 00:41:07,333 Waktu siang, cerah sedikit. Senang nampak. 796 00:41:07,416 --> 00:41:10,083 Awak, Wanu. Hantu tak keluar pada siang hari. 797 00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:12,750 Sudahlah. 798 00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:16,500 - Kita jumpa esok malam. - Ya! 799 00:41:17,458 --> 00:41:18,916 YB balik dulu. 800 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,166 - Semua balik dulu. - Mari balik! 801 00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:24,250 - [Mat Dosa] Jumpa esok. - Cepat! Mari balik! 802 00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:26,833 [derap tapak kaki] 803 00:41:26,916 --> 00:41:30,625 [muzik ajaib] 804 00:41:32,333 --> 00:41:33,583 [bisikan] 805 00:41:34,541 --> 00:41:35,916 [Zainab] Ahmad. 806 00:41:37,166 --> 00:41:38,583 Ahmad. 807 00:41:46,541 --> 00:41:47,916 Mat Dosa. 808 00:41:48,541 --> 00:41:50,500 YB. Mat Dosa. 809 00:41:50,583 --> 00:41:54,458 [muzik gemerlapan] 810 00:41:54,541 --> 00:41:55,833 [Mat Dosa ketawa kecil] 811 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,791 [Mat Dosa] Nab, lama tak jumpa. 812 00:42:00,541 --> 00:42:03,166 - Awak sihat? - [Zainab] Sihat. 813 00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:05,416 Awak pula bagaimana? Sihat? 814 00:42:06,208 --> 00:42:07,833 Alhamdulillah, sihat. 815 00:42:09,916 --> 00:42:11,333 Tapi agak sibuk. 816 00:42:14,041 --> 00:42:16,166 Sejak kejadian dulu berlaku, 817 00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:20,625 saya terus berhijrah ke Kuala Lumpur. 818 00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:25,541 Usahlah dikenang perkara yang lalu. 819 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:29,791 Bukankah saya ada? 820 00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:33,916 Saya boleh jadi peneman hidup awak. 821 00:42:38,666 --> 00:42:42,541 [muzik gamelan bermain] 822 00:42:45,250 --> 00:42:46,625 [Mat Dosa] Tak apalah, Nab. 823 00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:51,125 Saya rasa sudah malas nak bercinta sekarang. 824 00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:58,958 Saya dah fikir panjang. 825 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,250 Saya rasa... 826 00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:04,916 saya nak tukar jantina. 827 00:43:06,833 --> 00:43:08,416 Merepeklah awak! 828 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,791 [ketawa kecil] 829 00:43:11,791 --> 00:43:13,208 Saya bergurau saja. 830 00:43:14,833 --> 00:43:18,791 [muzik kelakar] 831 00:43:25,708 --> 00:43:27,958 Wah, Mat Dosa! 832 00:43:28,041 --> 00:43:30,666 Awak dapat teman wanita macam Erra Fazira! 833 00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:37,791 Tiada siapa marah awak keluar malam? 834 00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:40,291 [seru merajuk] 835 00:43:40,375 --> 00:43:42,291 Siapalah saya. 836 00:43:42,875 --> 00:43:44,833 [Zainab] Tiada siapa yang hiraukan. 837 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:47,291 [Zainab ketawa kecil] 838 00:43:48,916 --> 00:43:50,291 Mat. 839 00:43:51,166 --> 00:43:53,666 Boleh saya tanya sesuatu? 840 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,083 Boleh. 841 00:43:57,833 --> 00:44:01,458 Awak masih sayangkan saya? 842 00:44:02,125 --> 00:44:04,375 [muzik sayu] 843 00:44:06,166 --> 00:44:07,791 Susahnya nak jawab. 844 00:44:07,875 --> 00:44:09,291 [berdehem] 845 00:44:10,083 --> 00:44:11,041 [menggumam] 846 00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:13,916 Saya memang sayang. 847 00:44:14,833 --> 00:44:17,541 - Tapi... - Kalau sayang, 848 00:44:18,250 --> 00:44:20,041 marilah kita nikah. 849 00:44:21,458 --> 00:44:23,416 [sambungan muzik sayu] 850 00:44:24,458 --> 00:44:26,583 Macam mana? 851 00:44:27,541 --> 00:44:31,125 Macam mana saya nak kahwin dengan orang dua alam? 852 00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:32,791 Dua alam? 853 00:44:32,875 --> 00:44:34,625 Hei! Saya bukan homoseksual. 854 00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:36,916 Tidak! 855 00:44:37,541 --> 00:44:38,958 Maksud saya... 856 00:44:40,666 --> 00:44:43,750 awak dalam alam lain, saya dalam alam lain. 857 00:44:44,458 --> 00:44:46,291 Macam mana kita nak bersama? 858 00:44:46,375 --> 00:44:48,500 Bahaya. Macam kejadian... 859 00:44:49,750 --> 00:44:51,166 yang menimpa kampung sebelah. 860 00:44:51,916 --> 00:44:53,791 Mereka berkahwin, bersatu 861 00:44:53,875 --> 00:44:55,291 dan hidup mereka jahanam. 862 00:44:56,291 --> 00:44:58,500 Saya tak nak hidup saya jadi jahanam. 863 00:44:59,750 --> 00:45:01,125 Ibarat... 864 00:45:01,958 --> 00:45:03,916 layang-layang terputus tali. 865 00:45:05,583 --> 00:45:08,208 Susah-susah saja tengah malam 866 00:45:08,291 --> 00:45:09,958 dalam hutan, pimpin tangan. 867 00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:11,250 Saya boleh berjalan sendiri. 868 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:13,291 [muzik dramatik] 869 00:45:15,375 --> 00:45:16,833 Mat Dosa, nampak ini? 870 00:45:17,833 --> 00:45:18,833 Ada dua gadis! 871 00:45:18,916 --> 00:45:20,833 [acah menggigit] 872 00:45:20,916 --> 00:45:27,541 [lagu "Layang-layang Terputus Tali"] ♪ Berarak mendung kelabu ♪ 873 00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:34,750 ♪ Mengekori langkahku ♪ 874 00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:39,125 ♪ Sepanjang kehidupan ♪ 875 00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:42,458 ♪ Penuh dugaan ♪ 876 00:45:43,208 --> 00:45:48,791 ♪ Namun aku tetap aku ♪ 877 00:45:48,875 --> 00:45:55,833 ♪ Kucuba dan terus mencuba ♪ 878 00:45:57,375 --> 00:46:02,875 ♪ Mencapai suria ♪ 879 00:46:02,958 --> 00:46:06,125 ♪ Walau membakar jiwa ♪ 880 00:46:06,208 --> 00:46:10,208 ♪ Walau aku dihina ♪ 881 00:46:11,041 --> 00:46:17,291 ♪ Namun aku tetap aku ♪ 882 00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:35,750 ♪ Derita oh derita ♪ 883 00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:42,666 ♪ Engkau di mana-mana ♪ 884 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:51,166 ♪ Walaupun jauh aku lari ♪ 885 00:46:51,250 --> 00:46:57,458 ♪ Mahupun berdiam diri ♪ 886 00:46:58,166 --> 00:47:05,125 ♪ Namun indah mimpi dari realiti ♪ 887 00:47:05,625 --> 00:47:08,333 ♪ Hidupku tanpa arah ♪ 888 00:47:08,416 --> 00:47:15,375 ♪ Bagaikan layang-layang Terputus talinya ♪ 889 00:47:19,333 --> 00:47:21,041 [menjerit terkejut] 890 00:47:21,125 --> 00:47:22,458 [menjerit terkejut] 891 00:47:23,958 --> 00:47:25,583 [Mat Dosa tercungap-cungap] 892 00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:30,375 Sedap sekali suaranya! 893 00:47:30,458 --> 00:47:32,416 Sama seperti kaset. 894 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:33,875 - Yakah? - Ya. 895 00:47:35,375 --> 00:47:37,791 Mak saya pun cakap begitu. 896 00:47:39,166 --> 00:47:40,333 Mak saya pun cakap, 897 00:47:40,916 --> 00:47:44,250 betulkah muka saya macam Awie? 898 00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:46,291 - Betul. - Yakah? 899 00:47:46,375 --> 00:47:47,791 Pada keningnya. 900 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:49,708 Kening saja? 901 00:47:49,791 --> 00:47:51,125 Tak apalah. 902 00:47:52,708 --> 00:47:54,041 [Zainab menggumam] 903 00:47:54,125 --> 00:47:55,708 - Mat. - Ya? 904 00:47:56,583 --> 00:47:58,750 Sebenarnya, 905 00:47:58,833 --> 00:48:01,500 saya nak minta maaf dengan awak 906 00:48:02,166 --> 00:48:03,708 kerana peristiwa yang lalu. 907 00:48:04,708 --> 00:48:06,500 Yalah, entah bagaimana, 908 00:48:06,583 --> 00:48:08,291 satu kampung panggil awak 909 00:48:09,208 --> 00:48:10,625 Mat Dosa. 910 00:48:11,166 --> 00:48:12,875 Tak mengapa. Biarlah. 911 00:48:12,958 --> 00:48:15,708 Cerita lama. Orang kampung memang begitu. 912 00:48:15,791 --> 00:48:18,750 Suka jatuhkan hukum tanpa usul periksa. 913 00:48:19,583 --> 00:48:22,333 Kalau difikirkan semula, apa dosa saya? 914 00:48:22,416 --> 00:48:23,833 Saya cuma berniaga. 915 00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:25,958 Cari orang sana-sini, 916 00:48:26,041 --> 00:48:28,708 telefon sana-sini, jual banyak barang. 917 00:48:28,791 --> 00:48:31,375 Saya pandu kereta besar di kampung... 918 00:48:31,458 --> 00:48:33,416 Apa nama kereta itu? Ya! 919 00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:34,875 Kereta Mustang. 920 00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:37,958 Maksud awak, Mustang? 921 00:48:40,291 --> 00:48:42,250 - Apa? - Mustang. 922 00:48:42,333 --> 00:48:44,083 Ya, Mustang. 923 00:48:44,166 --> 00:48:46,041 Mereka kata saya jual dadah. 924 00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:47,666 Saya bawa motosikal besar, 925 00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:49,416 mereka kata saya jual dadah. 926 00:48:50,083 --> 00:48:51,916 Macam-macam sajalah. 927 00:48:52,416 --> 00:48:54,541 Semua yang saya buat serba tak kena. 928 00:48:54,625 --> 00:48:56,833 Orang kampung sebelah itu, 929 00:48:56,916 --> 00:48:58,625 jelas sekali dia menipu orang. 930 00:48:58,708 --> 00:49:00,083 Awak tahu penipuan? 931 00:49:01,791 --> 00:49:03,208 Tak apalah. 932 00:49:03,791 --> 00:49:05,583 Bawa seguni beras, beri kepada orang, 933 00:49:05,666 --> 00:49:07,166 orang lantik dia jadi YB. 934 00:49:07,250 --> 00:49:09,916 Bawa gula, beri kepada orang, orang lantik dia jadi YB. 935 00:49:10,666 --> 00:49:12,166 Gila! 936 00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:15,583 Kalau saya pula, semuanya tak kena. 937 00:49:15,666 --> 00:49:17,291 [mendengus] 938 00:49:17,375 --> 00:49:19,833 - Awak jalankan perniagaan? - MLM! 939 00:49:19,916 --> 00:49:21,791 [muzik saspens] 940 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:26,625 [muzik cemas] 941 00:49:32,208 --> 00:49:34,625 Nab? Nab! 942 00:49:37,541 --> 00:49:39,208 [mengeluh] 943 00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:43,166 Dia takut jadi ahli bawahan. 944 00:49:43,875 --> 00:49:45,250 Gila! 945 00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:50,291 Bukannya susah. Satu cari dua, dua cari dua, empat cari empat! 946 00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:52,750 [muzik ringan] 947 00:49:54,708 --> 00:49:55,958 [Wanu mengeluh] 948 00:49:57,458 --> 00:50:00,750 Mat Dosa, ke mana gadis-gadis tadi pergi? 949 00:50:00,833 --> 00:50:02,875 - Mereka dah hilang. - Ya. 950 00:50:03,833 --> 00:50:05,291 Mereka bukan manusia. 951 00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:07,500 Jelmaan. 952 00:50:07,583 --> 00:50:08,541 [teriak takut] 953 00:50:08,625 --> 00:50:11,083 - Macam mana awak tahu? - Saya tahulah. 954 00:50:11,583 --> 00:50:12,875 Saya bukan lelaki biasa. 955 00:50:12,958 --> 00:50:16,458 Sekilas ikan di air, saya tahu ia jantan atau betina. 956 00:50:16,541 --> 00:50:18,166 Lelaki berpakaian wanita pun saya tahu. 957 00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:20,375 Apatah lagi makhluk jadian seperti ini. 958 00:50:22,458 --> 00:50:23,833 Tapi Mat Dosa, 959 00:50:24,375 --> 00:50:26,041 bukankah seronok mereka layan? 960 00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:29,166 Mestilah, kalau mereka muncul dalam bentuk itu! 961 00:50:29,250 --> 00:50:31,833 Cuba datang dengan rupa hodoh, awak nak? 962 00:50:31,916 --> 00:50:34,416 Hodoh? Tak nak! 963 00:50:36,708 --> 00:50:41,583 [muzik rancak] 964 00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:03,500 [enjin menderu lalu berhenti] 965 00:51:11,208 --> 00:51:14,583 - Wah! - Itu Missnin. 966 00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:17,375 Mat Dosa! Wanu! 967 00:51:17,458 --> 00:51:19,583 - Apa cerita? - Apa cerita? 968 00:51:19,666 --> 00:51:22,208 [Mat Dosa berteriak teruja] 969 00:51:22,916 --> 00:51:25,916 Bunyinya macam di Pekan Danok. 970 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,500 [Mat Dosa mengolah bunyi] 971 00:51:33,250 --> 00:51:35,166 Sistem bunyi baharu! Mesti mahal. 972 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,041 Hari itu, kerajaan berikan KWSP. 973 00:51:43,125 --> 00:51:45,375 - Apa? - KWSP! 974 00:51:45,458 --> 00:51:48,041 Jadi aku beli ini. Bukannya mahal. 975 00:51:48,125 --> 00:51:50,833 Ini tempat duduk Cikaro. Jarang ditemui! 976 00:51:52,166 --> 00:51:53,583 Missnin, 977 00:51:54,166 --> 00:51:57,166 kerajaan benarkan KWSP dikeluarkan untuk menyara diri. 978 00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:59,500 - Bukan membazir. - Ini bukan pembaziran. 979 00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:02,125 Orang lain ubah suai rumah dan beli sofa baharu. 980 00:52:02,208 --> 00:52:03,500 Itu lebih membazir. 981 00:52:04,833 --> 00:52:06,583 Awak tak kerja? 982 00:52:06,666 --> 00:52:08,125 Saya cuti sakit hari ini. 983 00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:10,416 Lagipun, nak naik taraf sistem bunyi saya 984 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:13,166 ambil masa tiga, empat jam. Awak pun tahu peniaga Melayu. 985 00:52:13,250 --> 00:52:14,666 Lambat. 986 00:52:17,250 --> 00:52:19,625 Sejak bila awak pakai baju corak bunga? 987 00:52:21,791 --> 00:52:24,000 Saya ada baki simpanan daripada duit KWSP. 988 00:52:24,083 --> 00:52:27,041 Jadi saya beli baju untuk nampak unik dan bergaya. 989 00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:28,833 [bahasa Inggeris] Jadi lihatlah. Bagaimana rupa saya? 990 00:52:28,916 --> 00:52:31,791 [Missnin mengekek] 991 00:52:34,583 --> 00:52:36,500 [suara orang berbual] 992 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,416 [muzik seram] 993 00:52:42,375 --> 00:52:43,750 Mungkinkah itu hantu? 994 00:52:46,333 --> 00:52:48,083 Tapi kenapa ada dua? 995 00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:51,041 - [Wanu] Entah! - [Missnin] Awak nak ke mana? 996 00:52:53,416 --> 00:52:56,208 Hei, Wanu! Mat Dosa! 997 00:52:56,875 --> 00:52:58,750 [muzik cemas] 998 00:52:58,833 --> 00:53:00,708 [bernafas laju] 999 00:53:02,166 --> 00:53:03,875 Sayang, 1000 00:53:03,958 --> 00:53:06,166 jaga diri. Jaga kelakuan awak. 1001 00:53:07,083 --> 00:53:08,250 [bunyi kucupan] 1002 00:53:10,291 --> 00:53:13,291 Hei! 1003 00:53:13,375 --> 00:53:15,500 [Missnin menjerit] 1004 00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:23,666 [muzik saspens] 1005 00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:30,791 Inilah hantu yang mereka katakan. 1006 00:53:37,875 --> 00:53:40,708 [Sue-On mengomel] 1007 00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:42,333 [Sue-On] Saya perlukan televisyen. 1008 00:53:43,166 --> 00:53:45,625 Televisyen itu kena mainkan filem saya. 1009 00:53:46,250 --> 00:53:48,875 Barulah saya boleh lompat masuk. 1010 00:53:49,458 --> 00:53:51,000 Saya boleh pulang. 1011 00:53:52,291 --> 00:53:53,958 [Pocong] Jadi awak berasal dari televisyen? 1012 00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:56,083 Jadi awak seorang artis? 1013 00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:57,500 [Pocong] Awak terkenal? 1014 00:53:57,583 --> 00:53:59,750 [Pocong mengekek] 1015 00:54:00,958 --> 00:54:02,541 Kita nak buat apa? 1016 00:54:04,958 --> 00:54:06,291 Tengok mereka. 1017 00:54:07,291 --> 00:54:10,625 Di sini, saya sangat terkenal. 1018 00:54:10,708 --> 00:54:13,708 Tapi di Korea, saya cuma hantu biasa. 1019 00:54:14,208 --> 00:54:16,916 Tak kisahlah. Awak masih bintang filem. 1020 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,333 [Sue-On mengekek] 1021 00:54:18,416 --> 00:54:22,375 - Jadi perlukan televisyen? Televisyen. - Di mana kita nak cari televisyen? 1022 00:54:22,458 --> 00:54:23,833 Saya rasa saya boleh tolong. 1023 00:54:23,916 --> 00:54:27,625 [Sue-On mengomel] 1024 00:54:27,708 --> 00:54:29,666 Kenapa suara awak macam katak panggil hujan? 1025 00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:32,500 - Nak atau tak nak? - Nak. 1026 00:54:33,291 --> 00:54:35,708 - Tapi macam mana? - Okey. 1027 00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:40,458 Esok malam, ikut saya ke hujung kampung. 1028 00:54:40,541 --> 00:54:42,041 Ada satu kilang arang. 1029 00:54:43,166 --> 00:54:45,291 Penjaga kilang di situ 1030 00:54:45,375 --> 00:54:47,041 suka tengok filem. 1031 00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:48,583 Macam-macam filem. 1032 00:54:51,250 --> 00:54:53,333 [muzik saspens] 1033 00:54:56,250 --> 00:54:57,625 Ke mana mereka pergi? 1034 00:54:59,625 --> 00:55:01,000 [muzik cemas] 1035 00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:02,083 Mereka ke mana? 1036 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,375 [muzik suram] 1037 00:55:13,750 --> 00:55:16,250 [bunyi tepukan tangan] 1038 00:55:30,416 --> 00:55:34,916 [muzik cemas] 1039 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:38,291 [Missnin tercungap-cungap] 1040 00:55:39,166 --> 00:55:40,583 Hantu. 1041 00:55:41,291 --> 00:55:43,208 [Mat Dosa teriak takut] 1042 00:55:45,208 --> 00:55:46,500 [berkeletak-keletuk] 1043 00:55:46,583 --> 00:55:47,958 Kenapa tak boleh buka pintu? 1044 00:55:48,041 --> 00:55:49,875 Kenapa tak boleh buka pula? 1045 00:55:49,958 --> 00:55:52,125 Formen Cina yang baikinya tadi. 1046 00:55:52,708 --> 00:55:55,750 - Tolong! - Sabar! 1047 00:55:55,833 --> 00:55:57,458 Nanti rosak pintu aku. 1048 00:55:57,541 --> 00:55:58,625 [Missnin] Tunggu sekejap! 1049 00:55:59,125 --> 00:56:00,125 [Missnin berteriak] 1050 00:56:00,208 --> 00:56:01,583 Tunggu sekejap! 1051 00:56:06,250 --> 00:56:08,166 - [Mat Dosa] Tolong! - [Missnin] Sabar! 1052 00:56:08,250 --> 00:56:10,000 Jangan kasar sangat! Ini kereta baharu. 1053 00:56:10,083 --> 00:56:12,125 [muzik cemas] 1054 00:56:14,666 --> 00:56:16,083 [Missnin] Kenapa tak boleh buka? 1055 00:56:16,583 --> 00:56:18,125 Cepat, Missnin. 1056 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:20,625 [Missnin] Sabar! Ini kereta baharu. 1057 00:56:20,708 --> 00:56:22,708 [muzik seram] 1058 00:56:22,791 --> 00:56:24,208 Cepat! 1059 00:56:25,083 --> 00:56:26,791 Hantu Sue-On! 1060 00:56:26,875 --> 00:56:28,916 [muzik saspens] 1061 00:56:29,875 --> 00:56:31,833 [Mat Dosa menggelabah] 1062 00:56:32,708 --> 00:56:35,041 [Missnin] Tunggu sekejap! Pintu dah terbuka. 1063 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:36,333 [muzik saspens] 1064 00:56:37,833 --> 00:56:39,250 Tengok? Ia dah terbuka! 1065 00:56:41,458 --> 00:56:43,458 [muzik kelakar] 1066 00:56:44,541 --> 00:56:45,958 Awak ada pemetik api? 1067 00:56:48,208 --> 00:56:49,791 [Missnin] Di mana saya letak tadi? 1068 00:56:51,958 --> 00:56:53,916 Ke tepilah. 1069 00:56:54,541 --> 00:56:56,291 Masuk dulu. Ayuh. 1070 00:56:56,375 --> 00:56:58,250 Saya nak cepat. Boleh kita pergi? 1071 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:00,333 Ke tepi sedikit. 1072 00:57:02,375 --> 00:57:03,833 Ke tepi sedikit. 1073 00:57:03,916 --> 00:57:06,583 Saya takut kain awak tersepit. Ke tepi. 1074 00:57:07,083 --> 00:57:08,458 Ke tepi sedikit. 1075 00:57:08,541 --> 00:57:09,708 [bunyi pintu ditutup] 1076 00:57:09,791 --> 00:57:11,791 [Missnin menarik nafas laju] 1077 00:57:13,416 --> 00:57:16,083 Leganya apabila dah masuk kereta! 1078 00:57:16,625 --> 00:57:18,625 [bahasa Inggeris] Terima kasih, sayang. Saya sayang awak. 1079 00:57:18,708 --> 00:57:20,041 [muzik seram] 1080 00:57:21,333 --> 00:57:22,666 [Missnin gagap] 1081 00:57:22,750 --> 00:57:24,541 Awak nak ke mana? 1082 00:57:24,625 --> 00:57:27,583 Tentulah ke pekan! Awak? 1083 00:57:28,958 --> 00:57:30,625 Pekan Kuala Kangsar. 1084 00:57:30,708 --> 00:57:32,750 Samalah kita! 1085 00:57:32,833 --> 00:57:35,416 Aduh! Samalah pula! 1086 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:36,916 [muzik gemerlapan] 1087 00:57:40,458 --> 00:57:43,208 [Missnin acah-acah sawan] 1088 00:57:47,291 --> 00:57:49,083 [bahasa Inggeris] Mari pergi! 1089 00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:51,791 - [muzik cemas] - [Missnin memekik] 1090 00:57:52,958 --> 00:57:54,416 [Mat Dosa] Cepat! 1091 00:57:55,208 --> 00:57:57,583 - Cepat! - [Wanu dan Mat Dosa tercungap-cungap] 1092 00:57:58,791 --> 00:58:00,625 [tercungap-cungap] YB! Assalamualaikum! 1093 00:58:00,708 --> 00:58:03,166 - YB! - [Wanu] Assalamualaikum! 1094 00:58:03,875 --> 00:58:04,958 YB! 1095 00:58:05,541 --> 00:58:07,208 [Mat Dosa] Kenapa lama sangat nak buka pintu? 1096 00:58:07,291 --> 00:58:10,875 Waalaikumussalam. Siapa pula yang datang? 1097 00:58:10,958 --> 00:58:13,166 Siapa itu? 1098 00:58:13,916 --> 00:58:14,916 [Cik Yah berteriak] 1099 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,875 Mat Dosa! 1100 00:58:16,958 --> 00:58:18,750 [Cik Yah] Lama kita tak jumpa. 1101 00:58:18,833 --> 00:58:20,875 Nanti, awak tak tinggal di Kuala Lumpur lagi? 1102 00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:22,000 Sudah duduk di kampung ini? 1103 00:58:22,083 --> 00:58:23,875 Saya masih tinggal di Kuala Lumpur. 1104 00:58:24,458 --> 00:58:27,166 Saya sangka rumah Cik Yah di hujung sana. 1105 00:58:29,958 --> 00:58:31,500 - Memang... - Awak. 1106 00:58:32,458 --> 00:58:34,625 Apa masalah? Kenapa bising-bising, Mat Dosa? 1107 00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:36,916 Kenapa datang pada tengah-tengah malam? 1108 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,208 Ini waktu tidur saya. Kenapa? 1109 00:58:38,291 --> 00:58:40,500 [Missnin meraung] 1110 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,750 [muzik cemas] 1111 00:58:45,208 --> 00:58:48,125 [Missnin memekik] 1112 00:58:50,833 --> 00:58:51,916 [Missnin memekik] 1113 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,500 Ke tepi! 1114 00:58:54,583 --> 00:58:56,458 [Missnin memekik] 1115 00:58:56,541 --> 00:58:57,958 [YB] Kenapa? 1116 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,833 [Cik Yah] Apa itu? 1117 00:59:00,916 --> 00:59:02,250 [Missnin memekik] 1118 00:59:02,333 --> 00:59:06,125 [Missnin termengah-mengah] 1119 00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:11,083 Mat Dosa, sampai hati awak lari laju daripada saya? 1120 00:59:11,166 --> 00:59:13,583 Awak tinggalkan saya seorang diri. Hantu pun kalah. 1121 00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:15,625 Sabar. 1122 00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:18,875 Missnin, kenapa awak berlari? Mana kereta awak? 1123 00:59:18,958 --> 00:59:20,750 Kereta apa? Pocong duduk di sebelah 1124 00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:22,416 dan Puntianak pula di sebelah. 1125 00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:25,166 Awak kena tolong saya. Sistem bunyi saya! 1126 00:59:25,250 --> 00:59:28,083 [Missnin merapu dalam mengira] 1127 00:59:28,166 --> 00:59:30,125 Lebih kurang RM4,004. 1128 00:59:30,208 --> 00:59:31,750 Tolong aku. Sistem bunyi aku! 1129 00:59:31,833 --> 00:59:34,416 - Itu tak termasuk lampu. - Sudah! 1130 00:59:34,500 --> 00:59:37,458 Nanti kita selesaikan masalah kereta awak, okey? 1131 00:59:37,958 --> 00:59:39,833 Apa masalahnya? 1132 00:59:39,916 --> 00:59:41,833 Cerita sajalah. Ini masa tidur saya. 1133 00:59:41,916 --> 00:59:43,833 - Apa masalahnya? - Begini, YB. 1134 00:59:43,916 --> 00:59:46,041 Sabar. Sebenarnya, 1135 00:59:46,125 --> 00:59:49,000 kami bertiga dikejar hantu. 1136 00:59:49,083 --> 00:59:52,166 - Hantu? - Sekejap. Tunggu sekejap. 1137 00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:55,833 Di mana hantunya? 1138 00:59:56,416 --> 00:59:58,375 Ada di hujung kampung, Cik Yah. 1139 01:00:00,250 --> 01:00:01,666 Di sana? 1140 01:00:05,875 --> 01:00:08,041 Orang kampung tak marah 1141 01:00:08,125 --> 01:00:09,666 tengok mereka tinggal serumah? 1142 01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:11,416 - Berkhalwat. - Diam! 1143 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,750 Itu isteri muda YB. 1144 01:00:13,833 --> 01:00:16,125 Sekarang jadi trend untuk YB kahwin dengan wanita muda. 1145 01:00:16,625 --> 01:00:17,916 Yakah? 1146 01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:20,833 Hei, Mat Dosa. 1147 01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:24,125 Otot kau keras. Mengalahkan... 1148 01:00:24,208 --> 01:00:26,000 [Missnin merapu dengan suara dalam] 1149 01:00:26,083 --> 01:00:27,541 Optimus Prime. 1150 01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:29,250 Itu baru lengan. 1151 01:00:29,333 --> 01:00:31,833 Betulkah? Dahsyat betul! 1152 01:00:31,916 --> 01:00:33,666 [Missnin dan Mat Dosa ketawa] 1153 01:00:33,750 --> 01:00:34,708 Sudah siap? 1154 01:00:37,791 --> 01:00:38,875 [seru kagum] 1155 01:00:38,958 --> 01:00:40,750 Siap pakai seragam. 1156 01:00:40,833 --> 01:00:42,916 Kalau ada masalah, mestilah bertugas. 1157 01:00:43,583 --> 01:00:46,625 - Dia nak dapatkan kerja lebih masa. - Awak... 1158 01:00:47,333 --> 01:00:49,416 Mat Dosa, kenapa tak tangkap hantu itu? 1159 01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:52,916 Habislah saya. Bukan satu saja. 1160 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,791 Tapi dua! Bagaimana saya nak tangkap? 1161 01:00:56,375 --> 01:00:57,625 Apa rancangan awak? 1162 01:00:58,291 --> 01:01:00,458 YB, awak asyik tanya dia. 1163 01:01:00,541 --> 01:01:02,000 Lebih baik dia saja jadi YB! 1164 01:01:02,083 --> 01:01:05,416 - Bolehlah dia beristeri muda. - Sabar. 1165 01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:07,250 Beginilah, YB. 1166 01:01:07,333 --> 01:01:09,416 Saya terdengar mereka berbincang. 1167 01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:11,166 [Mat Dosa] Hantu-hantu berbincang. 1168 01:01:12,250 --> 01:01:14,250 Esok, apa kata kita semua 1169 01:01:14,333 --> 01:01:16,541 satu kampung berjumpa di balai raya... 1170 01:01:17,291 --> 01:01:19,625 - selepas solat Isyak? - Apa rancangannya? 1171 01:01:19,708 --> 01:01:21,083 Adalah. 1172 01:01:22,875 --> 01:01:24,250 Ini dah cukup berkilat. 1173 01:01:24,333 --> 01:01:25,833 [perbualan sayup-sayup] 1174 01:01:25,916 --> 01:01:28,583 [muzik ringan] 1175 01:01:29,125 --> 01:01:30,916 - Apa khabar? - Hei, Mat Dosa! 1176 01:01:31,583 --> 01:01:34,333 - Hai! Apa khabar? - Hai, Mat Dosa. Kami okey. 1177 01:01:36,083 --> 01:01:38,458 [sambungan muzik ringan] 1178 01:01:43,375 --> 01:01:45,708 [lelaki] Mat Dosa, belek-belek saja. 1179 01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:49,375 - Belilah sebuah. - Tak nak. 1180 01:01:50,791 --> 01:01:52,333 Awak bekerja di Kuala Lumpur. 1181 01:01:52,416 --> 01:01:54,208 Ada duit banyak. Beli sajalah. 1182 01:01:54,916 --> 01:01:56,375 Tak nak. 1183 01:01:56,458 --> 01:01:58,333 Kawan saya yang tinggal di kampung sebelah 1184 01:01:58,416 --> 01:02:00,416 letak pemegang ini pada sampan. 1185 01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:02,458 Pemegang Harley pada sampan? 1186 01:02:03,208 --> 01:02:04,833 [teriak] 1187 01:02:09,916 --> 01:02:12,041 - [Mat Dosa] Assalamualaikum! - [semua] Waalaikumussalam! 1188 01:02:12,125 --> 01:02:13,833 - Mat Dosa. - Waalaikumussalam. 1189 01:02:13,916 --> 01:02:16,458 - [Wan] Sila duduk. - Wan, boleh buatkan saya 1190 01:02:16,541 --> 01:02:19,458 teh limau ais kurang gula? 1191 01:02:19,541 --> 01:02:21,958 - Makan? - Sepuluh biji telur rebus. 1192 01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:24,041 Wah! Mesti busuk kalau kentut. 1193 01:02:24,916 --> 01:02:26,791 Dengar sini, Mat Dosa. 1194 01:02:27,625 --> 01:02:29,250 Bagaimana dengan rancangan kita malam ini? 1195 01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:30,875 Jadi tak? 1196 01:02:31,458 --> 01:02:33,208 Sudah tentu! 1197 01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:36,166 Jadi apa yang harus kita lakukan? 1198 01:02:38,041 --> 01:02:39,708 [Mat Dosa mengeluh] 1199 01:02:39,791 --> 01:02:41,250 Macam biasa. 1200 01:02:41,333 --> 01:02:43,500 Selepas Isyak malam ini... 1201 01:02:43,583 --> 01:02:45,083 Ini sudah dekat. 1202 01:02:45,166 --> 01:02:47,083 Selepas Isyak nanti, 1203 01:02:47,166 --> 01:02:49,083 kita bincang dulu di balai raya. 1204 01:02:49,166 --> 01:02:51,375 Selepas itu, kita ke rumah Halim. 1205 01:02:52,583 --> 01:02:56,000 - Kenapa ke rumah saya? - [Mat Dosa] Manalah saya tahu! 1206 01:02:56,083 --> 01:02:59,458 Saya dengar mereka bercakap tentang pergi ke kilang arang. 1207 01:02:59,541 --> 01:03:01,166 Itu rumah awak. 1208 01:03:01,250 --> 01:03:03,541 Rumah saya di hujung selatan. 1209 01:03:03,625 --> 01:03:06,458 Entah-entah mereka cakap hujung utara. 1210 01:03:06,541 --> 01:03:08,375 Dengar sini, Halim. Di kampung ini, 1211 01:03:08,458 --> 01:03:10,583 awak seorang saja yang ketagih tengok filem. 1212 01:03:10,666 --> 01:03:14,041 Awak bukan tengok sangat pun filem. 1213 01:03:14,125 --> 01:03:17,208 Lebih kepada nak mengutuk saja. 1214 01:03:17,291 --> 01:03:19,250 Eloklah duduk di hujung kampung itu. 1215 01:03:19,333 --> 01:03:21,625 Tak banyak unsur-unsur negatif 1216 01:03:21,708 --> 01:03:24,750 - mencemarkan kampung ini. - Apa masalah awak, Wanu? 1217 01:03:24,833 --> 01:03:27,500 - Asyik tak puas hati dengan saya. - Sudah! 1218 01:03:27,583 --> 01:03:30,375 Kita cuba selesaikan hal hantu, kamu bergaduh pula. 1219 01:03:30,458 --> 01:03:32,166 [Mat Dosa mengeluh] 1220 01:03:32,250 --> 01:03:33,625 Gila! 1221 01:03:33,708 --> 01:03:35,208 Saya dan... 1222 01:03:35,791 --> 01:03:39,375 Saya dan sikat berpisah pun tiada. 1223 01:03:39,458 --> 01:03:42,833 Nak buat apa dengan sikat itu, Jimi Kamal? 1224 01:03:42,916 --> 01:03:44,583 Saya cuma ada ini. 1225 01:03:44,666 --> 01:03:47,666 - Saya pun tak tahu. - Wanu, awak ada apa? 1226 01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:55,083 Saya... Saya seorang pengurus. 1227 01:03:55,166 --> 01:03:57,000 Saya pengurus yang pakai tali leher. 1228 01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:59,750 Apa kaitannya dengan pengurus? 1229 01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:03,125 Yalah. Kalau tiada pengurus, 1230 01:04:03,208 --> 01:04:05,458 siapa akan menguruskan semuanya? 1231 01:04:05,541 --> 01:04:07,500 Makanan, katering, 1232 01:04:07,583 --> 01:04:09,291 basuh baju. Siapa yang akan uruskan? 1233 01:04:16,833 --> 01:04:19,583 Awak, Dan? Awak ada apa? 1234 01:04:20,875 --> 01:04:24,916 Mat Dosa, sebenarnya saya memang nak ikut tangkap hantu itu. 1235 01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:28,166 Tapi sayangnya, saya tak boleh tutup kedai ini. 1236 01:04:29,375 --> 01:04:31,291 Maklumlah, ekonomi sekarang teruk. 1237 01:04:32,416 --> 01:04:35,291 Tapi tak apalah. Mat Dosa, kalau abang nak apa-apa, 1238 01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:37,291 beritahu saya. Nanti saya beri. 1239 01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:42,041 Saya nak cakap. Boleh cari apa saja di Manjoy Gadget. 1240 01:04:42,125 --> 01:04:43,875 Pembesar suara, mikrofon. 1241 01:04:44,458 --> 01:04:46,583 Lampu swafoto pun ada. 1242 01:04:46,666 --> 01:04:48,500 Cakaplah awak nak apa. Nanti saya beri. 1243 01:04:49,208 --> 01:04:51,375 - Itu apa? - Aduhai! 1244 01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:52,875 Lampu swafoto pun tak tahu? 1245 01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,166 Tinggal di Kuala Lumpur, tapi tak tahu apa itu? 1246 01:04:55,250 --> 01:04:56,666 Kenapa? 1247 01:04:57,250 --> 01:04:59,083 [muzik kelakar] 1248 01:05:02,125 --> 01:05:04,625 Kenapa pakai baju corak bunga besar? 1249 01:05:04,708 --> 01:05:07,291 Lain kali, pakai corak bunga kecil. Jangan lebih daripada bos. 1250 01:05:07,375 --> 01:05:08,833 Tukar esok. Faham? 1251 01:05:11,416 --> 01:05:14,833 [derap tapak kaki] 1252 01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:17,541 Di mana Mat Dosa? 1253 01:05:17,625 --> 01:05:19,375 Dia janji nak jumpa selepas Isyak, 1254 01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:20,875 sampai sekarang tak sampai. 1255 01:05:20,958 --> 01:05:23,500 Inilah orang Melayu! Tak pernah tepati janji! 1256 01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:26,458 Mesti dia ada hal dalam perjalanan. 1257 01:05:27,083 --> 01:05:29,375 - Bagaimana awak tahu? - Selalunya, 1258 01:05:29,458 --> 01:05:31,250 kenapa orang datang lambat? 1259 01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:34,333 Mestilah ada hal. Ikut logik akal. 1260 01:05:34,416 --> 01:05:36,208 Kalau betul, kenapa dia tak telefon? 1261 01:05:36,291 --> 01:05:38,291 Satu kampung tak sabar nak tangkap hantu. 1262 01:05:38,375 --> 01:05:39,833 [menggumam hairan] 1263 01:05:39,916 --> 01:05:42,000 Abang, pinjamkan telefon. 1264 01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:46,833 - Ada di rumah. - Tak guna kalau dia telefon. 1265 01:05:46,916 --> 01:05:48,041 Telefon ada di rumah. 1266 01:05:48,625 --> 01:05:50,583 YB, jangan risau. 1267 01:05:50,666 --> 01:05:53,583 Walaupun nama dia Mat Dosa, tapi dia tak pernah berdosa. 1268 01:05:53,666 --> 01:05:56,083 Jika dia kata dia akan datang, dia akan datang. 1269 01:05:56,166 --> 01:05:57,708 - [bahasa Inggeris] Ayuh! - Macam mana saya tak risau? 1270 01:05:58,333 --> 01:06:00,208 Dia saja yang boleh buat keputusan. 1271 01:06:00,291 --> 01:06:02,375 Satu kampung nak tangkap hantu. 1272 01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:04,750 Hei! Awak YB. 1273 01:06:04,833 --> 01:06:06,916 Awak boleh buat keputusan. 1274 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,750 Jangan cakap kuat-kuat. 1275 01:06:08,833 --> 01:06:12,166 Saya jadi YB sebab saudara jiran sebelah kita orang kuat politik. 1276 01:06:12,250 --> 01:06:13,708 Sebab itu saya dapat jadi YB. 1277 01:06:13,791 --> 01:06:15,541 Kalau tak, awak takkan merasa jadi isteri YB. 1278 01:06:18,791 --> 01:06:22,416 Saya dah agak! Awak menang 22 juta undi. 1279 01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:24,375 Itu tak masuk akal. 1280 01:06:24,458 --> 01:06:27,083 Rupa-rupanya awak memang... 1281 01:06:27,166 --> 01:06:28,875 [bunyi hon kereta] 1282 01:06:30,125 --> 01:06:33,500 [muzik rancak] 1283 01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:46,583 - [bahasa Arab] Assalamualaikum. - Waalaikumussalam. 1284 01:06:57,375 --> 01:06:58,791 Aduh! 1285 01:07:05,958 --> 01:07:07,666 - [Awie] Assalamualaikum. - Waalaikumussalam. 1286 01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:10,208 Mat Dosa, kenapa awak lambat? 1287 01:07:10,291 --> 01:07:12,250 Orang kampung tak sabar nak menangkap hantu. 1288 01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:14,958 Kenapa berpakaian macam bintang rock? 1289 01:07:15,041 --> 01:07:16,708 Kenapa datang ramai-ramai? 1290 01:07:16,791 --> 01:07:18,416 Begitu! Mereka penangkap hantu! 1291 01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:20,666 Yang bawa pistol di belakang itu. 1292 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:22,916 Cepat! Orang kampung nak tangkap hantu. 1293 01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:26,875 Maaf. Nama saya Awie. 1294 01:07:28,375 --> 01:07:30,291 Ini kawan-kawan saya. Wings. 1295 01:07:30,375 --> 01:07:32,166 [muzik kelakar] 1296 01:07:34,708 --> 01:07:36,708 Sebenarnya, 1297 01:07:37,875 --> 01:07:40,541 kami ada persembahan di hujung pekan. 1298 01:07:41,833 --> 01:07:43,208 Tapi... 1299 01:07:44,375 --> 01:07:45,583 kami nak tumpang kencing. 1300 01:07:47,166 --> 01:07:49,416 Budak di depan itu cakap... 1301 01:07:50,541 --> 01:07:52,458 kami boleh tumpang di balai raya ini. 1302 01:07:52,541 --> 01:07:55,375 Jadi boleh kami tumpang? 1303 01:07:55,875 --> 01:07:57,708 Awak macam-macamlah, Mat Dosa. 1304 01:07:57,791 --> 01:07:59,208 Pergilah cepat. Orang dah tunggu. 1305 01:08:00,666 --> 01:08:02,041 [Awie] Terima kasih. 1306 01:08:04,791 --> 01:08:07,666 Saya ada soalan. Awak ada kaitan dengan Ebby Yus? 1307 01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:09,958 [muzik kelakar] 1308 01:08:14,791 --> 01:08:18,041 [muzik kelakar] 1309 01:08:25,708 --> 01:08:27,083 Ada apa? 1310 01:08:30,333 --> 01:08:32,708 Terima kasih. Rasa lega. 1311 01:08:34,625 --> 01:08:36,125 Awak nak ke mana, Mat Dosa? 1312 01:08:36,208 --> 01:08:37,791 Awak kata nak cari hantu. 1313 01:08:37,875 --> 01:08:39,833 YB, dia bukan Mat Dosa. 1314 01:08:39,916 --> 01:08:44,750 Cuba tengok betul-betul. Dia Awie daripada Wings. 1315 01:08:44,833 --> 01:08:46,208 Cuba tengok betul-betul. 1316 01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:48,958 - Macam mana awak tahu? - Saya tahulah! 1317 01:08:49,625 --> 01:08:53,333 Dengar sini, Wings. Saya peminat kamu. 1318 01:08:53,416 --> 01:08:55,791 Lagu-lagu kamu... Semasa saya bercinta, 1319 01:08:55,875 --> 01:08:57,041 saya suka semua lagu kamu. 1320 01:08:57,125 --> 01:08:59,125 Saya suka album kelapan. 1321 01:08:59,208 --> 01:09:02,708 [lagu "Di Amaran Mama" dinyanyikan] ♪ Tanya Mama, Mamaku tanya Papa ♪ 1322 01:09:02,791 --> 01:09:05,708 Hei, Missnin! Awak salah. 1323 01:09:06,375 --> 01:09:08,166 Ini Awie Search. 1324 01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:09,625 Ini lagu dia. 1325 01:09:10,291 --> 01:09:14,875 [lagu "Tiada Lagi Kidungmu" dinyanyikan] ♪ Air mata yang berderai ♪ 1326 01:09:16,041 --> 01:09:17,375 Hei! 1327 01:09:17,458 --> 01:09:20,083 Kau asyik banyak tonton filem 50-an dan 60-an. 1328 01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:22,541 Itu Lefthanded. 1329 01:09:24,541 --> 01:09:25,958 Tapi kalau Wings, 1330 01:09:26,583 --> 01:09:28,125 kenapa ada Apek Senario? 1331 01:09:28,208 --> 01:09:30,208 Dia bukan Apek. Dia Black, pemain dram. 1332 01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:32,166 [mengajuk bunyi dram] 1333 01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:34,666 - Itulah dia. - Awie, 1334 01:09:35,291 --> 01:09:37,500 boleh kami ambil swafoto berkumpulan? 1335 01:09:38,083 --> 01:09:39,583 [Awie mengeluh] 1336 01:09:39,666 --> 01:09:41,083 Boleh. 1337 01:09:42,666 --> 01:09:44,833 - Jom. - Mana kamera? 1338 01:09:44,916 --> 01:09:46,333 Tak ada! 1339 01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:51,375 [muzik ringan] 1340 01:09:54,625 --> 01:09:58,041 Kenapa kamu semua nampak muram? 1341 01:09:58,958 --> 01:10:01,458 Ini salah YB. Dia tertinggal telefon. 1342 01:10:01,541 --> 01:10:04,291 - Kami tak dapat ambil swafoto. - Swafoto? 1343 01:10:04,375 --> 01:10:06,541 - Dengan siapa? - Wings! 1344 01:10:06,625 --> 01:10:08,416 [muzik kelakar] 1345 01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:11,500 - Benarkah? Wings datang ke sini? - Ya! 1346 01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:13,666 [Mat Dosa mengekek] 1347 01:10:14,541 --> 01:10:15,958 YB... 1348 01:10:17,916 --> 01:10:19,375 Mak saya cakap... 1349 01:10:19,458 --> 01:10:21,875 muka saya macam Awie. 1350 01:10:21,958 --> 01:10:23,375 Nampak tak serupa? 1351 01:10:24,791 --> 01:10:26,166 Sama? Tidak? 1352 01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:30,875 YB, saya boleh jamin ini Mat Dosa. 1353 01:10:31,375 --> 01:10:34,541 - Bagaimana kau tahu? - Sebab muka mereka sama. 1354 01:10:35,333 --> 01:10:37,458 Tapi satu yang serupa dengan Wanu, 1355 01:10:37,541 --> 01:10:39,333 hanya ada dua orang di muka bumi ini. 1356 01:10:39,416 --> 01:10:41,791 Seorang di Kampung Mamat Khalid dan seorang lagi di kampung kita. 1357 01:10:44,083 --> 01:10:45,458 Jadi dia memang Mat Dosa? 1358 01:10:46,291 --> 01:10:48,541 Mat Dosa, mari cari hantu. 1359 01:10:49,166 --> 01:10:51,500 - Sekarang. - Ayuh! Sekarang! 1360 01:10:51,583 --> 01:10:56,125 [derap tapak kaki] 1361 01:10:56,208 --> 01:10:59,583 [muzik seram] 1362 01:11:03,375 --> 01:11:06,083 Mat Dosa, saya tak nampak Sue-On. 1363 01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:08,750 Ada, YB. 1364 01:11:09,416 --> 01:11:12,375 Semalam, kami bertiga terdengar perbualan mereka. 1365 01:11:12,458 --> 01:11:13,833 Sabar. 1366 01:11:14,791 --> 01:11:16,416 Takkanlah guna televisyen saja? 1367 01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:18,166 Asap kemenyan tak adakah? 1368 01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:21,250 Mana boleh. Dia hantu Korea, 1369 01:11:21,333 --> 01:11:23,208 bukan hantu Melayu. Tak perlukan kemenyan. 1370 01:11:23,750 --> 01:11:25,208 Mereka canggih, tahu tak? 1371 01:11:28,541 --> 01:11:29,958 Wanu! 1372 01:11:31,458 --> 01:11:33,583 Bawa orang kampung tunggu di hujung sana. 1373 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:36,833 [muzik saspens] 1374 01:11:41,541 --> 01:11:43,208 - Mat Dosa. - Ya? 1375 01:11:44,041 --> 01:11:47,291 Jangan nakal. Kuatkan semangat dan bertenang. 1376 01:11:48,958 --> 01:11:51,083 Dah berapa lama awak tak kena baling terompah? 1377 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,000 Bertenang. 1378 01:11:56,625 --> 01:11:58,375 [Pocong] Hei, inilah kilang arang 1379 01:11:58,458 --> 01:12:01,083 yang saya cakap semalam. 1380 01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:02,958 [Sue-On] Ya, baiklah. Tapi cepatlah, Pocong. 1381 01:12:03,041 --> 01:12:05,250 - Sabarlah. - Lambatlah. 1382 01:12:05,750 --> 01:12:07,708 - Itu dia! - [Sue-On berteriak] 1383 01:12:09,708 --> 01:12:11,375 [Sue-On berteriak] 1384 01:12:11,458 --> 01:12:13,750 Pocong! 1385 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,500 Pocong, 1386 01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:18,875 kenapa awak pegang tangan saya? 1387 01:12:18,958 --> 01:12:20,541 Tak benarkan saya balik? 1388 01:12:20,625 --> 01:12:23,041 - Awak suka saya? - [bahasa Thailand] Tidak! 1389 01:12:23,125 --> 01:12:24,500 - Bukan. - [Sue-On mengomel] 1390 01:12:25,458 --> 01:12:26,875 Tengok. 1391 01:12:26,958 --> 01:12:28,750 Televisyen itu mainkan filem awak. 1392 01:12:29,375 --> 01:12:31,791 Tapi televisyen LCD 40 inci itu 1393 01:12:31,875 --> 01:12:33,541 diletakkan di luar. 1394 01:12:34,416 --> 01:12:36,791 Bukankah rasa tak sedap hati? 1395 01:12:36,875 --> 01:12:38,458 Pocong. 1396 01:12:38,541 --> 01:12:40,708 Saya rasa sedap hati, Pocong. 1397 01:12:40,791 --> 01:12:43,166 Itu televisyen. Itulah sebabnya... 1398 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,708 Televisyen... 1399 01:12:45,791 --> 01:12:49,208 Televisyen peluang saya untuk balik, Pocong. 1400 01:12:51,041 --> 01:12:52,416 Saya tahu. 1401 01:12:53,833 --> 01:12:55,375 - Pocong... - Sabar. 1402 01:12:55,458 --> 01:12:57,000 Saya dah kotor berada di sini. 1403 01:12:57,083 --> 01:12:59,416 Saya nak balik, Pocong. 1404 01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:01,041 Saya rasa ini perangkap. 1405 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,625 [muzik saspens] 1406 01:13:15,333 --> 01:13:18,166 - Tengok. - Tengok sekeliling. 1407 01:13:19,333 --> 01:13:20,708 Lihat sekeliling. 1408 01:13:21,583 --> 01:13:22,708 [muzik saspens] [Pocong menjerit] 1409 01:13:23,458 --> 01:13:25,500 Pocong, kenapa awak menjerit? 1410 01:13:25,583 --> 01:13:28,458 - Saya terkejut. - Pocong. 1411 01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:34,041 Pocong, kita dah tengok. 1412 01:13:34,125 --> 01:13:36,208 Tiada apa-apa pun, Pocong. 1413 01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:38,625 Tolonglah, saya nak balik. 1414 01:13:38,708 --> 01:13:40,666 Awak boleh balik. 1415 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:42,250 [Sue-On berteriak] 1416 01:13:44,791 --> 01:13:47,375 - Missnin. - Ya, Jimi Kamal? 1417 01:13:48,708 --> 01:13:51,416 Dari dulu, saya lihat awak hisap rokok ini, 1418 01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:53,833 tapi tak nyalakan api. Kenapa? 1419 01:13:53,916 --> 01:13:55,958 Merokok bahaya untuk kesihatan. 1420 01:13:57,208 --> 01:13:59,708 Jadi apa tujuan awak hisap rokok itu? 1421 01:13:59,791 --> 01:14:01,708 Untuk dikemam saja. 1422 01:14:02,916 --> 01:14:04,708 - Awak nak cuba? - Tak apalah. 1423 01:14:04,791 --> 01:14:06,250 Membahayakan kesihatan. 1424 01:14:06,333 --> 01:14:07,708 Kalau begitu, diamlah. 1425 01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:11,875 - Perlahan-lahan. - [Sue-On mengomel] 1426 01:14:12,750 --> 01:14:14,208 - Jangan kelam-kabut. - [Sue-On mengomel] 1427 01:14:14,291 --> 01:14:15,875 Hati-hati. 1428 01:14:15,958 --> 01:14:18,083 - Apabila awak sampai di televisyen, - [Sue-On mengomel] 1429 01:14:18,166 --> 01:14:19,666 masuk terus. 1430 01:14:19,750 --> 01:14:21,541 [Sue-On menjerit teruja] 1431 01:14:21,625 --> 01:14:24,041 [muzik hiba] 1432 01:14:25,708 --> 01:14:30,083 Pocong. Selamat tinggal! 1433 01:14:32,041 --> 01:14:34,666 Awak layan saya macam mentol majlis daerah. 1434 01:14:35,958 --> 01:14:37,416 Hantu! 1435 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:38,750 Mat Dosa, tarik tali itu! 1436 01:14:40,125 --> 01:14:42,416 [muzik saspens] 1437 01:14:43,291 --> 01:14:45,875 - Masuk! - Tarik tali itu. 1438 01:14:46,875 --> 01:14:49,000 [bunyi geseran tayar] 1439 01:14:52,666 --> 01:14:54,083 - Tarik tali itu! - Masuk. 1440 01:14:55,208 --> 01:14:57,291 [bunyi geseran tayar] 1441 01:15:06,958 --> 01:15:09,625 [Pocong] Masuklah! Kenapa lambai-lambai lagi? 1442 01:15:09,708 --> 01:15:11,791 [muzik terkejut] [Sue-On seru hairan] 1443 01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:13,375 [muzik saspens] 1444 01:15:13,458 --> 01:15:15,375 [YB] Orang kampung, serang! 1445 01:15:15,458 --> 01:15:18,083 - Serang! - [Missnin] Tangkap dia! 1446 01:15:18,166 --> 01:15:20,458 Tangkap dia! Beri laluan! 1447 01:15:20,541 --> 01:15:23,000 - Ke tepi! Tangkap dia! - [Sue-On] Pocong. 1448 01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:28,291 [bahasa Inggeris] Sue-On! Awak tak apa-apa? 1449 01:15:28,375 --> 01:15:31,416 [YB] Hei, orang kampung! Pocong! 1450 01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:34,375 - Tangkap! - [semua] Tangkap! 1451 01:15:34,458 --> 01:15:37,000 [Sue-On merengek] 1452 01:15:37,083 --> 01:15:38,291 Tangkap! 1453 01:15:38,375 --> 01:15:40,208 [derap tapak kaki] 1454 01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:44,875 [Wanu] Kau nak bersilat? 1455 01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:47,666 Awak bukan Maznah, bukan? 1456 01:15:48,791 --> 01:15:51,416 Taklah! Terima kasih, Tuhan. 1457 01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:53,291 Sue-On! Siapa nak jaga dia? 1458 01:15:53,375 --> 01:15:55,875 Sue-On ada di sini! Cepatlah! 1459 01:15:57,041 --> 01:15:59,416 [Wanu] Sue-On! 1460 01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:02,583 - Cepat! - Ini zon perang! Nahas kau! 1461 01:16:02,666 --> 01:16:03,791 [muzik cemas] 1462 01:16:04,375 --> 01:16:06,291 Cepat! Saya hampir kencing. 1463 01:16:06,375 --> 01:16:08,833 - Cepat, saya nak kencing. - Itu Sue-On. 1464 01:16:08,916 --> 01:16:10,916 - Ke tepi! - Cepat! 1465 01:16:11,416 --> 01:16:12,333 Tangkap dia. 1466 01:16:15,166 --> 01:16:18,500 [YB] Hei, itu Pocong! Tangkap! 1467 01:16:19,166 --> 01:16:20,916 - [orang kampung] Itu Pocong. - [semua] Tangkap! 1468 01:16:22,666 --> 01:16:25,041 Sue-On, masuk sajalah! 1469 01:16:25,125 --> 01:16:26,541 Jangan risaukan saya. Masuklah! 1470 01:16:27,750 --> 01:16:29,291 Awak bertepuk tangan hari itu, bukan? 1471 01:16:29,375 --> 01:16:31,083 - Lepaskan saya! - Pegang dia! 1472 01:16:32,041 --> 01:16:33,250 [Sue-On merengek] 1473 01:16:33,333 --> 01:16:34,708 Awak ada pemetik api? 1474 01:16:38,541 --> 01:16:40,416 Sue-On ada di sini! Cepatlah! 1475 01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:41,750 Saya nak kencing! 1476 01:16:42,958 --> 01:16:44,375 Sue-On? 1477 01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:45,958 Tangkap Sue-On! 1478 01:16:46,041 --> 01:16:48,458 [muzik cemas] 1479 01:16:50,375 --> 01:16:53,416 Cepat! 1480 01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:55,666 Pegang dia! 1481 01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:57,666 - Jangan lepaskan dia! - Pocong. Lari! 1482 01:16:57,750 --> 01:17:01,500 Selamatkan diri! Saya tak apa-apa! 1483 01:17:02,125 --> 01:17:03,500 [Sue-On] Pergi! 1484 01:17:04,250 --> 01:17:06,583 [muzik tragik] 1485 01:17:11,958 --> 01:17:13,708 Saya tak tahu tentang semua ini. 1486 01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:19,250 [Sue-On] Tak tahu? 1487 01:17:21,375 --> 01:17:23,541 [muzik seram] [Sue-On menjerit] 1488 01:17:29,416 --> 01:17:32,291 Dia tolak saya! Kuatnya hantu ini! 1489 01:17:32,375 --> 01:17:34,625 Tak apa, sabar. 1490 01:17:35,166 --> 01:17:36,541 Mat Dosa, tangkap! 1491 01:17:39,166 --> 01:17:41,500 - Pergi! - [Mat Dosa] Doakan saya. 1492 01:17:41,583 --> 01:17:43,000 - Pergi! - [Wanu] Awak nak ke mana? 1493 01:17:43,708 --> 01:17:45,083 Pergi! 1494 01:17:46,583 --> 01:17:47,916 [semua menggumam hairan] 1495 01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:51,458 [bunyi enjin bot menghampiri] 1496 01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:57,375 Hei, Mat Dosa! 1497 01:17:58,541 --> 01:18:01,500 [muzik saspens] 1498 01:18:01,583 --> 01:18:03,958 [bunyi enjin bot menderu] 1499 01:18:13,458 --> 01:18:16,375 [Che We Batam menyalak] 1500 01:18:18,791 --> 01:18:20,291 Itu Che We Batam! 1501 01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:27,333 [muzik dramatik] 1502 01:18:39,583 --> 01:18:40,708 [mengaum] 1503 01:18:40,791 --> 01:18:42,750 [bunyi seperti kokok] 1504 01:18:44,416 --> 01:18:45,833 [bunyi kelepek kain dilibas] 1505 01:18:47,583 --> 01:18:49,250 - [Mat Dosa] Che We. - [Wanu] Macam pernah nampak. 1506 01:18:51,166 --> 01:18:52,541 Che We Batam. 1507 01:18:53,625 --> 01:18:54,791 Macam mana boleh ada di sini? 1508 01:18:55,875 --> 01:18:58,375 Dua puluh lima tahun di Madinah, 1509 01:18:58,458 --> 01:19:00,708 setahun setengah di Turki, 1510 01:19:00,791 --> 01:19:03,458 saya belajar untuk melihat kebenaran. 1511 01:19:05,333 --> 01:19:07,500 Dua puluh lima tahun di Madinah? 1512 01:19:08,208 --> 01:19:09,458 Tinggi permainannya. 1513 01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:12,583 Boleh saya lalu? 1514 01:19:13,666 --> 01:19:15,125 - Ke tepi! - [semua] Silakan. 1515 01:19:19,541 --> 01:19:21,416 [mengiau] 1516 01:19:26,541 --> 01:19:28,416 [menyalak] 1517 01:19:29,916 --> 01:19:31,500 [Missnin menyalak] 1518 01:19:32,041 --> 01:19:36,083 [Che We Batam dan Missnin berlawan salakan] 1519 01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:58,833 [menyalak] 1520 01:20:01,833 --> 01:20:05,375 [muzik saspens] 1521 01:20:15,625 --> 01:20:17,041 Che We. 1522 01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:24,083 [muzik dramatik] 1523 01:20:32,791 --> 01:20:34,625 Saya tak berani lawan mereka. 1524 01:20:35,333 --> 01:20:37,916 Mula-mula, dia seorang diri. Kemudian ada dua dan tiga. 1525 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,416 Saya minta maaf. 1526 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:40,833 [Che We Batam mengomel] 1527 01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:43,416 Dia tak berani lawan pula. 1528 01:20:45,250 --> 01:20:47,500 Mat Dosa, nak buat apa sekarang? 1529 01:20:51,041 --> 01:20:52,416 Tak apalah. 1530 01:20:54,916 --> 01:20:56,375 Dengar sini, orang kampung. 1531 01:20:58,208 --> 01:21:00,583 Walau apa pun yang datang, 1532 01:21:00,666 --> 01:21:02,250 walau apa pun yang terjadi, 1533 01:21:03,125 --> 01:21:06,125 jin, hantu atau syaitan, 1534 01:21:07,041 --> 01:21:08,625 jangan takut! 1535 01:21:08,708 --> 01:21:11,500 - [semua] Betul. Ya. - Ini kampung kita! 1536 01:21:11,583 --> 01:21:14,291 - [semua] Betul! - Lawan tetap lawan! 1537 01:21:14,375 --> 01:21:16,333 - Betul! - Kita lawan! 1538 01:21:17,875 --> 01:21:20,208 [muzik seram] 1539 01:21:22,958 --> 01:21:24,458 [bunyi tepukan tangan] 1540 01:21:24,541 --> 01:21:26,333 Pocong! 1541 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:30,166 Sue-On, saya bawa bantuan. 1542 01:21:30,250 --> 01:21:31,666 [Sue-On mengomel] 1543 01:21:32,458 --> 01:21:35,708 [Sue-On mengomel] 1544 01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:37,291 Orang kampung! 1545 01:21:37,958 --> 01:21:39,125 [lagu "Burong Tujuh" oleh Wings dimainkan] [mengilai] 1546 01:21:39,208 --> 01:21:41,083 [memekik] 1547 01:21:41,166 --> 01:21:42,875 Serang! 1548 01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:48,666 [hantu menjerit] 1549 01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:52,375 [mendengus] 1550 01:21:55,166 --> 01:21:57,958 [memekik] 1551 01:22:00,625 --> 01:22:02,458 [Sue-On menjerit] 1552 01:22:04,500 --> 01:22:06,041 [mengerang] 1553 01:22:07,125 --> 01:22:13,458 ♪ Semangatmu dah luntur ♪ ♪ Jiwamu dah terganggu ♪ 1554 01:22:14,208 --> 01:22:19,208 ♪ Punah mantera bila menyeru ♪ 1555 01:22:19,291 --> 01:22:21,375 [menjerit] 1556 01:22:21,458 --> 01:22:24,750 ♪ Berkecai sudah iman dan... ♪ 1557 01:22:24,833 --> 01:22:27,708 ♪ Akalmu ♪ 1558 01:22:28,375 --> 01:22:34,083 ♪ Tinggallah sekujur jasad dan bayangmu ♪ 1559 01:22:34,958 --> 01:22:36,291 [mengerang] 1560 01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:46,541 ♪ Di dalam sedar tak sedar ♪ 1561 01:22:46,625 --> 01:22:49,958 ♪ Di sebalik namamu ♪ 1562 01:22:50,916 --> 01:22:57,375 ♪ Pengajaran mengganggu Adalah azali dirimu ♪ 1563 01:22:57,458 --> 01:22:59,666 ♪ Musibat itu engkau ♪ 1564 01:23:00,833 --> 01:23:03,666 ♪ Jahanam itu engkau ♪ 1565 01:23:04,541 --> 01:23:06,791 ♪ Musibat itu kamu ♪ 1566 01:23:07,916 --> 01:23:11,208 ♪ Jahanam itu kamu ♪ 1567 01:23:11,291 --> 01:23:13,541 ♪ Anak "jebon" si permaisuri syaitan ♪ 1568 01:23:14,625 --> 01:23:17,791 ♪ Rupa elok, dalaman palsu ♪ 1569 01:23:17,875 --> 01:23:21,708 ♪ Usah ragu, jangan dikisahkan ♪ 1570 01:23:21,791 --> 01:23:24,125 ♪ Kerja syirik, Jahanam tempatmu ♪ 1571 01:23:25,791 --> 01:23:28,416 ♪ Musibat itu engkau ♪ 1572 01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:31,708 ♪ Jahanam itu engkau ♪ 1573 01:23:31,791 --> 01:23:35,291 ♪ Musibat itu kamu ♪ 1574 01:23:35,375 --> 01:23:39,166 ♪ Jahanam itu kamu ♪ 1575 01:23:39,250 --> 01:23:42,916 ♪ Lindung yang telah mati ♪ 1576 01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:46,291 ♪ Biarlah bererti ♪ 1577 01:23:46,375 --> 01:23:49,958 ♪ Semoga bersemadi ♪ 1578 01:23:50,041 --> 01:23:54,708 ♪ Di tanah yang suci ♪ 1579 01:24:13,208 --> 01:24:14,958 [muzik seram] 1580 01:24:22,916 --> 01:24:24,500 [Sue-On merengek] 1581 01:24:26,333 --> 01:24:28,791 [Sue-On mengomel] 1582 01:24:30,708 --> 01:24:32,541 [Sue-On mengomel] 1583 01:24:34,083 --> 01:24:35,458 [Sue-On mengomel] 1584 01:24:51,666 --> 01:24:53,083 [Pocong menyalak] 1585 01:24:55,458 --> 01:24:58,250 [Che We Batam menyalak kembali] 1586 01:24:58,333 --> 01:25:01,958 [Pocong mengerang] 1587 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:08,416 [Wanu] Mat Dosa. 1588 01:25:10,958 --> 01:25:13,125 Awak kata dia hantu Korea. 1589 01:25:14,541 --> 01:25:16,083 Tapi muka macam orang Bangladesh. 1590 01:25:16,166 --> 01:25:17,541 Hei, tak baik. 1591 01:25:18,416 --> 01:25:20,041 Oh. 1592 01:25:20,125 --> 01:25:21,500 [Sue-On] Saya berdarah campuran. 1593 01:25:22,416 --> 01:25:25,708 - Berdarah campuran. - Mak saya orang Korea. 1594 01:25:27,041 --> 01:25:30,208 Ayah saya orang Bangladesh. 1595 01:25:30,291 --> 01:25:31,708 Dia ada ini. 1596 01:25:32,958 --> 01:25:34,750 - Dia ada ini? - Ya. 1597 01:25:34,833 --> 01:25:36,583 - Sama? - Sama. 1598 01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:39,833 Saya nampak macam orang Bangladesh? 1599 01:25:42,833 --> 01:25:46,125 Saya dah cakap! Orang Bangladesh bukan saja ada di Malaysia. 1600 01:25:46,208 --> 01:25:48,041 Di Korea pun ada! 1601 01:25:48,583 --> 01:25:49,583 Hebat! 1602 01:25:49,666 --> 01:25:50,708 [semua ketawa] 1603 01:25:52,083 --> 01:25:53,458 Mereka dah berhijrah ke seluruh negara. 1604 01:25:53,541 --> 01:25:55,416 [ketawa lalu bertanya] 1605 01:25:55,500 --> 01:25:58,416 Jadi apa yang harus kita lakukan, YB? 1606 01:25:58,958 --> 01:26:00,958 Apa kata biar saya saja yang buat keputusan? 1607 01:26:02,041 --> 01:26:03,791 Akhirnya, ada fungsi pun. 1608 01:26:04,375 --> 01:26:06,291 Sue-On tinggal di rumah saya. 1609 01:26:07,541 --> 01:26:10,708 Kenapa pula dia mesti duduk dengan kita? 1610 01:26:10,791 --> 01:26:12,625 [YB] Saya YB. 1611 01:26:12,708 --> 01:26:14,708 YB prihatin kepada rakyat. 1612 01:26:14,791 --> 01:26:16,750 Lagipun, Sue-On sebatang kara. 1613 01:26:16,833 --> 01:26:19,000 Memandangkan dia sebatang kara, kita kena bantu dia. 1614 01:26:19,083 --> 01:26:20,708 Sudahlah muda, cantik pula. 1615 01:26:20,791 --> 01:26:21,958 Jangan berani! 1616 01:26:22,041 --> 01:26:23,041 [ketawa kecil] 1617 01:26:23,125 --> 01:26:25,541 Sabar, Cik Yah. Sabar, YB. 1618 01:26:25,625 --> 01:26:28,083 Kita nak selesaikan masalah hantu ini. 1619 01:26:28,166 --> 01:26:29,875 Ya? Masalah Sue-On. 1620 01:26:33,250 --> 01:26:34,916 - Cik Sue-On. - Ya? 1621 01:26:36,125 --> 01:26:37,583 Jadi... 1622 01:26:37,666 --> 01:26:39,458 cuba ceritakan 1623 01:26:39,958 --> 01:26:42,708 macam mana perkara ini boleh berlaku sebenarnya? 1624 01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:46,083 [tukang cerita] Datang dari Korea. 1625 01:26:47,041 --> 01:26:49,166 Keluar dari sebuah televisyen. 1626 01:26:49,958 --> 01:26:51,666 Menghantui seorang gadis. 1627 01:26:51,750 --> 01:26:53,416 [muzik seram] 1628 01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:55,791 Keluar dari televisyen... 1629 01:26:55,875 --> 01:26:57,458 menghantui seorang budak. 1630 01:26:58,166 --> 01:27:01,291 Akhirnya, terperangkap di dalam sebuah kampung. 1631 01:27:02,708 --> 01:27:05,541 Jangan lupa saksikan Sue-On, sepupu Ju-On 1632 01:27:05,625 --> 01:27:07,208 di pawagam rumah anda. 1633 01:27:07,958 --> 01:27:09,791 Wah. 1634 01:27:09,875 --> 01:27:11,458 Imbasan semula itu... 1635 01:27:11,541 --> 01:27:13,791 dah macam treler filem! 1636 01:27:14,666 --> 01:27:18,083 Selama 25 tahun, saya jarang berputih mata. 1637 01:27:19,125 --> 01:27:24,041 Ilmu yang saya dapat daripada Madinah, daripada Jeddah 1638 01:27:24,125 --> 01:27:26,541 biasanya berkaitan dalam hal ini. 1639 01:27:27,458 --> 01:27:29,666 Ini barang yang jarang ditemui. 1640 01:27:29,750 --> 01:27:31,250 Ia tahap antarabangsa. 1641 01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:33,083 Saya minta maaf. 1642 01:27:33,166 --> 01:27:36,958 Kalau tak, ia akan menyebabkan kekejangan otot. 1643 01:27:37,500 --> 01:27:39,500 [riuh-rendah] 1644 01:27:39,583 --> 01:27:41,416 Kekejangan otot? 1645 01:27:41,500 --> 01:27:43,583 - Apa dia cakap? - Apa itu? 1646 01:27:44,416 --> 01:27:45,833 Katak atau mengkarung? 1647 01:27:46,333 --> 01:27:48,000 [Sue-on merengek] 1648 01:27:48,875 --> 01:27:51,666 [Missnin] Tapi apa pun, saya hormat awak. 1649 01:27:51,750 --> 01:27:53,166 Awak bukan saja kacak. 1650 01:27:53,250 --> 01:27:55,708 Awak bijak dan berwawasan pula itu. 1651 01:27:56,291 --> 01:27:57,958 Awak terfikir untuk hantar dia 1652 01:27:58,041 --> 01:27:59,500 balik ke Korea dengan kapal terbang. 1653 01:27:59,583 --> 01:28:02,583 Saya tak terfikir sampai ke situ. 1654 01:28:03,625 --> 01:28:05,041 Awak memang cerdik! 1655 01:28:05,125 --> 01:28:07,958 [Missnin ketawa besar] 1656 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:15,250 [ketawa terhenti] 1657 01:28:15,333 --> 01:28:17,875 [muzik rancak] 1658 01:28:28,625 --> 01:28:33,458 [Sue-On merengek] 1659 01:28:34,166 --> 01:28:36,916 [Sue-On menangis] 1660 01:28:39,875 --> 01:28:41,666 Lain betul prosedur sekarang. 1661 01:28:42,250 --> 01:28:44,666 Nak naik kapal terbang pun memerlukan pasport. 1662 01:28:44,750 --> 01:28:45,916 [mengisy-isykan] 1663 01:28:46,416 --> 01:28:47,875 Bila awak naik kapal terbang? 1664 01:28:47,958 --> 01:28:49,875 Saya pegawai kerajaan pun tak biasa. 1665 01:28:50,416 --> 01:28:52,000 Baru-baru ini. 1666 01:28:52,083 --> 01:28:53,500 Awak ingat saya berbohong? 1667 01:28:54,333 --> 01:28:58,250 Hari itu, saya balik kampung dari Kuala Lumpur naik kapal terbang. 1668 01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:00,833 Memanglah! Awak terbang dari Kuala Lumpur. 1669 01:29:00,916 --> 01:29:03,291 Ini penerbangan antarabangsa. 1670 01:29:03,375 --> 01:29:05,083 Takkanlah awak tak tahu? 1671 01:29:05,166 --> 01:29:06,583 - Yakah? - Ya. 1672 01:29:07,250 --> 01:29:09,541 Mungkin prosedur baharu. Betul tak, Wanu? 1673 01:29:09,625 --> 01:29:11,375 Entahlah! 1674 01:29:11,458 --> 01:29:14,125 Saya ingatkan ke Singapura saja perlu pakai pasport. 1675 01:29:14,708 --> 01:29:17,833 Rupa-rupanya, ke Korea pun kena pakai pasport. 1676 01:29:17,916 --> 01:29:19,625 [Mat Dosa ketawa] 1677 01:29:19,708 --> 01:29:21,541 [bunyi enjin menderu] 1678 01:29:23,333 --> 01:29:25,958 [berdentang-dentung] 1679 01:29:26,875 --> 01:29:29,791 [berkeletak-keletuk] 1680 01:29:29,875 --> 01:29:32,916 [Sue-On merengek] 1681 01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:46,083 Che We Batam, kenapa dengan dia? 1682 01:29:46,958 --> 01:29:50,208 Dia nampak hodoh apabila dia hantukkan kepala pada televisyen. 1683 01:29:51,041 --> 01:29:52,708 [Mat Dosa mengeluh] 1684 01:29:52,791 --> 01:29:55,958 Jangan risau. Saya dah paku belakang tengkuknya. 1685 01:29:56,041 --> 01:29:57,750 Dia takkan bertukar lagi. 1686 01:30:00,458 --> 01:30:04,208 Mat Dosa, lebih baik awak cabut paku di tengkuknya. 1687 01:30:04,291 --> 01:30:06,500 - Kasihan melihat dia. - Apa? 1688 01:30:06,583 --> 01:30:08,041 Awak dah gila? Jangan cari masalah. 1689 01:30:08,125 --> 01:30:11,125 Kalau dia gigit kita, kita boleh dapat Hepatitis B. 1690 01:30:11,208 --> 01:30:13,291 [Sue-On merengek] 1691 01:30:14,375 --> 01:30:15,791 Pergi. 1692 01:30:16,333 --> 01:30:17,750 Saya akan jaga awak. 1693 01:30:18,500 --> 01:30:19,541 Betul, Mat Dosa. 1694 01:30:19,625 --> 01:30:23,166 Buatlah kerana seluruh kampung akan sokong awak. 1695 01:30:23,250 --> 01:30:24,833 Bukankah ada peribahasa? 1696 01:30:24,916 --> 01:30:26,500 Apa gunanya kening tebal 1697 01:30:26,583 --> 01:30:28,250 kalau tak boleh cakap dengan dia? 1698 01:30:28,833 --> 01:30:31,333 Pergilah. Bertenang dan tarik nafas. 1699 01:30:31,416 --> 01:30:33,750 Betul, Mat Dosa. Kami semua menyokong. 1700 01:30:33,833 --> 01:30:37,875 - Pergi! - [semua] Betul! Kami sokong awak! 1701 01:30:37,958 --> 01:30:39,375 Pergi! 1702 01:30:39,875 --> 01:30:41,291 [bahasa Inggeris] Ayuh, Papi! Ayuh. 1703 01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:45,375 Ayuh, Papi! Ayuh. 1704 01:30:45,958 --> 01:30:49,583 Kalau apa-apa terjadi kepada saya, tolong jaga Zainab. 1705 01:30:49,666 --> 01:30:53,250 Kami akan buat. Ayuh, Papi! Ayuh. 1706 01:30:54,541 --> 01:30:56,958 [muzik saspens] 1707 01:30:57,041 --> 01:30:58,291 Kejap. 1708 01:30:58,375 --> 01:31:00,375 Pergi! 1709 01:31:02,708 --> 01:31:03,958 [berdehem] 1710 01:31:04,041 --> 01:31:05,833 Dengar sini, Sue-On. 1711 01:31:05,916 --> 01:31:08,791 Saya nak tanya untuk kali terakhir. Okey? 1712 01:31:08,875 --> 01:31:10,416 [Mat Dosa tergagap] 1713 01:31:10,500 --> 01:31:12,416 Awak nak balik kampung, bukan? 1714 01:31:12,500 --> 01:31:14,833 [Sue-On merengek] 1715 01:31:16,458 --> 01:31:18,291 Okey. Baiklah. 1716 01:31:18,916 --> 01:31:20,375 Okey. 1717 01:31:20,458 --> 01:31:21,958 Tapi awak perlu berjanji. 1718 01:31:22,458 --> 01:31:24,916 Janji dengan satu syarat. Berjanjilah dengan saya. 1719 01:31:26,625 --> 01:31:30,250 Selepas saya cabut paku daripada tengkuk awak nanti, 1720 01:31:30,916 --> 01:31:33,416 cepat masuk ke dalam televisyen, okey? 1721 01:31:34,166 --> 01:31:35,833 - Okey? - Okey! 1722 01:31:35,916 --> 01:31:37,375 - Okey. - Okey. 1723 01:31:37,458 --> 01:31:39,333 [menghela nafas] 1724 01:31:39,416 --> 01:31:41,083 [Mat Dosa tergagap-gagap] 1725 01:31:41,166 --> 01:31:42,708 - Okey. - Okey. 1726 01:31:43,625 --> 01:31:44,625 [Sue-On merengek] 1727 01:31:44,708 --> 01:31:46,750 Saya nak balik. 1728 01:31:46,833 --> 01:31:49,750 - Okey. - Sampai hati kamu! 1729 01:31:50,375 --> 01:31:52,375 [muzik kelakar] 1730 01:31:54,500 --> 01:31:56,416 Ya! Sekejap! 1731 01:31:57,791 --> 01:32:00,375 - Boleh kita mulakan? - Saya dah cakap okey. 1732 01:32:00,458 --> 01:32:02,375 Okey. 1733 01:32:02,458 --> 01:32:03,833 Okey! 1734 01:32:05,958 --> 01:32:07,333 Tunggu sekejap. 1735 01:32:08,458 --> 01:32:09,875 - [Sue-On bersin] - [Mat Dosa terkejut] Ya Tuhan! 1736 01:32:12,833 --> 01:32:15,500 - Saya kata okey. - Okey! 1737 01:32:16,208 --> 01:32:17,333 Ya Allah! 1738 01:32:24,125 --> 01:32:26,208 [muzik dramatik] 1739 01:32:28,958 --> 01:32:30,791 [riuh-rendah] 1740 01:32:33,250 --> 01:32:35,958 [muzik seram] 1741 01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:39,583 [Sue-On memekik] 1742 01:32:42,583 --> 01:32:44,291 Tahu pun takut. 1743 01:32:44,375 --> 01:32:46,625 Taklah, saya main-main saja. 1744 01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:48,916 Terima kasih. 1745 01:32:50,958 --> 01:32:52,875 Orang kampung! 1746 01:32:52,958 --> 01:32:54,958 [muzik kelakar] 1747 01:32:55,541 --> 01:32:57,916 Terima kasih sebab tolong saya! 1748 01:32:59,125 --> 01:33:03,500 Saya akan ingat jasa kamu sampai saya mati! 1749 01:33:05,333 --> 01:33:07,208 Mati sekali lagi. 1750 01:33:11,208 --> 01:33:13,791 [bahasa Korea] Selamat tinggal! 1751 01:33:15,541 --> 01:33:19,250 [muzik tragik] 1752 01:33:29,041 --> 01:33:30,458 Gilalah. 1753 01:34:12,208 --> 01:34:16,250 [lagu "Burong Tujuh" oleh Wings dimainkan] 1754 01:34:40,166 --> 01:34:42,958 ♪ Semangatmu dah luntur ♪ 1755 01:34:43,041 --> 01:34:46,291 ♪ Jiwamu dah terganggu ♪ 1756 01:34:46,958 --> 01:34:51,791 ♪ Punah mantera bila menyeru ♪ 1757 01:34:54,041 --> 01:34:57,333 ♪ Berkecai sudah iman dan... ♪ 1758 01:34:57,416 --> 01:35:00,500 ♪ Akalmu ♪ 1759 01:35:00,583 --> 01:35:06,791 ♪ Tinggallah sekujur jasad dan bayangmu ♪ 1760 01:35:14,458 --> 01:35:17,958 ♪ Di dalam sedar tak sedar ♪ 1761 01:35:18,041 --> 01:35:22,000 ♪ Di sebalik namamu ♪ 1762 01:35:22,083 --> 01:35:28,416 ♪ Pengajaran mengganggu Adalah azali dirimu ♪ 1763 01:35:28,500 --> 01:35:30,625 ♪ Musibat itu engkau ♪ 1764 01:35:31,708 --> 01:35:34,416 ♪ Jahanam itu engkau ♪ 1765 01:35:35,125 --> 01:35:37,583 ♪ Musibat itu kamu ♪ 1766 01:35:38,375 --> 01:35:41,291 ♪ Jahanam itu kamu ♪ 1767 01:35:41,375 --> 01:35:44,208 ♪ Anak "jebon" si permaisuri syaitan ♪ 1768 01:35:44,916 --> 01:35:47,416 ♪ Rupa elok, dalaman palsu ♪ 1769 01:35:48,458 --> 01:35:51,083 ♪ Usah ragu, jangan dikisahkan ♪ 1770 01:35:51,791 --> 01:35:54,916 ♪ Kerja syirik, Jahanam tempatmu ♪ 1771 01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:58,208 ♪ Musibat itu engkau ♪ 1772 01:35:58,291 --> 01:36:01,583 ♪ Jahanam itu engkau ♪ 1773 01:36:01,666 --> 01:36:04,875 ♪ Musibat itu kamu ♪ 1774 01:36:04,958 --> 01:36:08,500 ♪ Jahanam itu kamu ♪ 1775 01:36:08,583 --> 01:36:11,875 ♪ Lindung yang telah mati ♪ 1776 01:36:11,958 --> 01:36:15,333 ♪ Biarlah bererti ♪ 1777 01:36:15,416 --> 01:36:18,875 ♪ Semoga bersemadi ♪ 1778 01:36:18,958 --> 01:36:23,541 ♪ Di tanah yang suci ♪ 1779 01:36:59,208 --> 01:37:02,541 ♪ Musibat itu engkau ♪ 1780 01:37:02,625 --> 01:37:05,916 ♪ Jahanam itu engkau ♪ 1781 01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:09,208 ♪ Musibat itu kamu ♪ 1782 01:37:09,291 --> 01:37:12,958 ♪ Jahanam itu kamu ♪ 1783 01:37:13,041 --> 01:37:16,208 ♪ Lindung yang telah mati ♪ 1784 01:37:16,291 --> 01:37:19,666 ♪ Biarlah bererti ♪ 1785 01:37:19,750 --> 01:37:23,250 ♪ Semoga bersemadi ♪ 1786 01:37:23,333 --> 01:37:27,875 ♪ Di tanah yang suci ♪ 1787 01:37:29,125 --> 01:37:32,750 ♪ Musibat itu engkau ♪ 1788 01:37:32,833 --> 01:37:36,083 ♪ Jahanam itu engkau ♪ 1789 01:37:36,166 --> 01:37:39,375 ♪ Musibat itu kamu ♪ 1790 01:37:39,458 --> 01:37:43,041 ♪ Jahanam itu kamu ♪ 1791 01:37:43,125 --> 01:37:46,250 ♪ Lindung yang telah mati ♪ 1792 01:37:46,333 --> 01:37:49,750 ♪ Biarlah bererti ♪ 1793 01:37:49,833 --> 01:37:53,125 ♪ Semoga bersemadi ♪ 1794 01:37:53,208 --> 01:37:57,916 ♪ Di tanah yang suci ♪ 1795 01:38:34,250 --> 01:38:36,875 ♪ Musibat itu engkau ♪ 1796 01:38:37,791 --> 01:38:40,333 ♪ Jahanam itu engkau ♪ 1797 01:38:41,208 --> 01:38:43,625 ♪ Musibat itu kamu ♪ 1798 01:38:44,666 --> 01:38:49,833 ♪ Jahanam itu kamu ♪ 1799 01:38:49,916 --> 01:38:53,083 ♪ Lindung yang telah mati ♪ 1800 01:38:53,166 --> 01:38:56,708 ♪ Biarlah bererti ♪ 1801 01:38:56,791 --> 01:38:59,916 ♪ Semoga bersemadi ♪ 1802 01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:03,666 ♪ Di tanah yang suci ♪ 1803 01:39:03,750 --> 01:39:06,875 ♪ Musibat itu engkau ♪ 1804 01:39:06,958 --> 01:39:10,458 ♪ Jahanam itu engkau ♪ 1805 01:39:10,541 --> 01:39:13,625 ♪ Musibat itu kamu ♪ 1806 01:39:13,708 --> 01:39:17,041 ♪ Jahanam itu kamu ♪ 1807 01:39:17,125 --> 01:39:19,000 ♪ Jalannya dihurung-hurung ♪ 1808 01:39:19,083 --> 01:39:20,666 ♪ Dan dia sangat buruk ♪ 1809 01:39:20,750 --> 01:39:22,458 ♪ Perangai dia memang buruk ♪ 1810 01:39:22,541 --> 01:39:24,125 ♪ Boleh hilang bila disuluh ♪ 1811 01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:25,708 ♪ Nak memburu budak kecil ♪ 1812 01:39:25,791 --> 01:39:27,458 ♪ Di lorong yang terpencil ♪ 1813 01:39:27,541 --> 01:39:29,250 ♪ Dikejari nak terkucil ♪ 1814 01:39:29,333 --> 01:39:31,166 ♪ Pada wanita yang sedang hamil ♪ 1815 01:39:48,458 --> 01:39:49,750 [lagu tamat]