1 00:00:17,458 --> 00:00:18,625 Bagus, bukan? 2 00:00:19,458 --> 00:00:21,292 Musim ini paling seronok. 3 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:27,500 Biar saya bercerita tentang salah satu kisah Yuletide kegemaran saya. 4 00:00:28,583 --> 00:00:30,750 Pada malam sebelum Krismas, 5 00:00:30,833 --> 00:00:32,750 di seluruh bandar, 6 00:00:32,958 --> 00:00:37,167 {\an8}ahli Avenger melawan kuasa super yang baru. 7 00:00:37,667 --> 00:00:40,167 {\an8}Stoking digantung pada cerobong... 8 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:42,750 Sudah tak ada. 9 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:43,750 Di mana Thor? 10 00:00:51,625 --> 00:00:55,250 Ya. Anda mungkin tertanya-tanya siapa dia. 11 00:00:55,333 --> 00:00:57,875 Mungkin saya patut cerita apa berlaku sebelum itu. 12 00:01:00,667 --> 00:01:02,167 {\an8}MARVEL STUDIOS MEMPERSEMBAHKAN 13 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:04,292 {\an8}Masa. 14 00:01:07,708 --> 00:01:08,708 {\an8}Ruang angkasa. 15 00:01:10,375 --> 00:01:11,458 {\an8}Realiti. 16 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:16,125 {\an8}Bukan sekadar laluan linear. 17 00:01:20,917 --> 00:01:25,500 {\an8}Malah satu prisma dengan kemungkinan yang tak berkesudahan, 18 00:01:27,917 --> 00:01:31,542 {\an8}dengan satu pilihan boleh bercabang menjadi realiti tak terbatas, 19 00:01:34,167 --> 00:01:37,125 {\an8}mencipta dunia alternatif daripada dunia yang kita tahu. 20 00:01:41,042 --> 00:01:42,375 {\an8}Akulah Watcher. 21 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:47,625 {\an8}Akulah jurupandu melalui realiti baru yang luas ini. 22 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:52,917 {\an8}Ikut aku dan renungkan persoalan... 23 00:01:56,458 --> 00:01:57,667 {\an8}"Bagaimana jika?" 24 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:06,625 Okey, saya cerita semula. 25 00:02:07,292 --> 00:02:12,000 Dua jam sebelum dan menara belum terbakar. 26 00:02:12,083 --> 00:02:17,083 Ke kiri. Sebelah... Tak, terlalu ke kiri. Berhenti! 27 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:20,958 Sparrow-1 ke Puffin-2, awak dengar? 28 00:02:21,042 --> 00:02:22,250 Situasi kod merah di sini. 29 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:25,375 Darcy, saya dah cakap, sementara data JARVIS disusun, 30 00:02:25,458 --> 00:02:27,167 saluran ini hanya untuk kecemasan. 31 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:29,375 Tolonglah. Sparrow-1 dalam talian, bos. 32 00:02:29,458 --> 00:02:31,833 Situasi kod merah. Katerer dah sampai. 33 00:02:31,917 --> 00:02:35,042 Tapi saya cuma nampak kiub keju dan lobak merah. 34 00:02:35,125 --> 00:02:37,375 Kenapa langsung tak berseni? Di mana roti Kogi? 35 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:40,167 Darcy, awak nak dapatkan kredit kolej? Dengar. 36 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:42,333 Saya dah biasa uruskan makan malam Avenger. 37 00:02:42,417 --> 00:02:44,625 Baiklah. Saya faham. Puffin-2. 38 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:47,250 Sekejap. Kenapa saya puffin? Puffin kedua pula itu. 39 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,333 -Siapa yang pertama? -Bernard dari Perakaunan. 40 00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:51,458 Okey, terasa hati saya. 41 00:02:51,542 --> 00:02:55,583 Awak boleh pilih Turkey-1 atau Flamingo-6. Macam mana dengan Parakeet? 42 00:02:55,667 --> 00:02:59,375 Sekejap. Saya ada idea bernas. Tugasan khas untuk awak. 43 00:02:59,458 --> 00:03:01,333 Ceri Maraschino dah nak habis 44 00:03:01,417 --> 00:03:03,417 dan Tony tak boleh minum wiski panas tanpanya. 45 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:06,083 Saya tak tahu pula orang letak ceri dalam wiski panas. 46 00:03:06,167 --> 00:03:07,708 Hei, awak sengaja nak saya pergi. 47 00:03:07,792 --> 00:03:10,250 Saya cuma nak sedikit ketenangan. 48 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:12,750 Harga mahal, tapi tak boleh jalan elok-elok? 49 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:14,208 Semua terkawal? 50 00:03:14,917 --> 00:03:18,792 Pengarah Hill, awak nampak bersemangat. 51 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:21,583 Sekarang JARVIS sedang diselenggara... 52 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:24,708 Saya nak cakap tentang itu. Saya nak kongsi beberapa mesej 53 00:03:24,792 --> 00:03:26,292 naik taraf matriks ancaman... 54 00:03:26,375 --> 00:03:28,875 Serahkan saja kepada yang lebih profesional. 55 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:30,375 Saya profesional. 56 00:03:30,458 --> 00:03:32,667 Saya nak awak fokus untuk parti malam ini. 57 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:34,958 Eagle-1. Kami perlukan awak. 58 00:03:35,042 --> 00:03:36,958 -Saya datang sekarang. -Eagle-1? 59 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:39,333 Parti percutian ini sangat penting, Encik Hogan. 60 00:03:39,417 --> 00:03:42,750 Selepas apa yang berlaku, orang perlukan alasan untuk raikannya. 61 00:03:42,833 --> 00:03:44,958 Saya harap awak boleh jayakannya. 62 00:03:45,042 --> 00:03:46,000 Baik, puan. 63 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:50,167 Senarai lagu Krismas. 64 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:55,583 Senarai lagu Hanukkah. Ini lagu Mariah Carey saja. Bagus! 65 00:03:56,958 --> 00:03:58,875 Saya ucapkan... 66 00:04:00,292 --> 00:04:01,917 Sergei, awak ini ganggu sayalah. 67 00:04:04,708 --> 00:04:10,000 Atau ini mungkin kisah tentang cara Justin Hammer merosakkan Krismas. 68 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:15,125 Selepas kontraktor pertahanan yang korup hampir letupkan Stark Expo, 69 00:04:15,875 --> 00:04:18,417 dia telah menjadi orang yang bahaya. 70 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:20,333 Dia telah fikir dan merenung... 71 00:04:20,417 --> 00:04:21,833 SUKU TAHUN SAINS MEKANIKAL 72 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:23,583 {\an8}...tentang... 73 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:24,917 SCIENCE BROS Apa yang mereka cipta? 74 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,417 ...masa depannya. 75 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:32,667 Mungkin, di alam ini, Justin Hammer mempunyai terlalu banyak masa. 76 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:39,375 Kita semua akan mati! 77 00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:41,167 Rusty, tolong ambil benda itu. 78 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:42,458 Macam mana mereka masuk? 79 00:04:42,542 --> 00:04:45,250 Hei, nama saya Rustam Leonid Vyacheslav. 80 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:47,542 Sebab itulah saya panggil awak Rusty. 81 00:04:47,625 --> 00:04:48,583 Muat Naik Program 1% 82 00:04:49,125 --> 00:04:50,958 Dengar sini, semua. 83 00:04:51,042 --> 00:04:52,833 Bawa bertenang, diam 84 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:56,375 dan saya jamin awak akan pulang ke rumah untuk perayaan nanti. 85 00:04:57,208 --> 00:05:00,375 Hei, jangan menangis pada Hari Krismas. 86 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:02,667 Semasa saya tujuh tahun, 87 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:05,750 saya nak sangat pistol BB Red Ryder lebih daripada segalanya. 88 00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:08,167 Saya merayu kepada ibu bapa dan Santa Klaus. 89 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:11,125 Secara tak sengaja, lidah saya melekat pada tiang telefon. 90 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:13,542 Itu filem klasik, bukan? 91 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:15,167 Ya, yang ada lampu kaki itu. 92 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:19,083 Hei, diam. Saya tak dapat pistol itu dulu. Awak tahu kenapa? 93 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:20,792 {\an8}Muat Naik Selesai 100% 94 00:05:20,875 --> 00:05:25,250 Sebab ini Amerika. Kalau kita nak sesuatu, kita kena rampas. 95 00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:34,208 JARVIS tak aktif lima minit saja, satu bangunan terganggu. 96 00:05:44,542 --> 00:05:45,542 Bos? 97 00:05:45,667 --> 00:05:49,167 Bertenang. Protokol pengaturcaraan semula, tetapkan sasaran baru, 98 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:50,292 Iron Legion - Tetapan Kawalan Penggantian Keselamatan 99 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:52,208 "Semua staf yang hadir" juga boleh. 100 00:05:52,292 --> 00:05:53,167 Apa? 101 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:54,083 {\an8}Selamat Datang JUSTIN HAMMER 102 00:05:59,417 --> 00:06:01,542 Hapuskan mereka, Johnny Fives. 103 00:06:01,917 --> 00:06:04,500 Ratu Darcy dipandang remeh 104 00:06:04,583 --> 00:06:08,625 Semasa parti Steve Rogers Pabila salji turun... 105 00:06:08,833 --> 00:06:10,625 "Eagle-1." 106 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,417 -Okey, semua. -Hammer? 107 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:19,292 Di sebalik pintu ini ada serum antigen radiasi gama. 108 00:06:19,375 --> 00:06:20,333 Darah Hulk. 109 00:06:20,417 --> 00:06:22,958 -Cecair amniotik... -Jijik. 110 00:06:23,042 --> 00:06:26,667 ...akan melahirkan adiwira seterusnya. Saya. 111 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:28,792 Saya lebih bijak daripada 10 orang Tony Stark 112 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:32,250 dan tak lama lagi, saya lebih kuat daripada 12 orang Captain America. 113 00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:34,583 Pecahkan pintu ini. 114 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:35,917 Tiada masalah. 115 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,542 Hei, tolonglah. Apa ini? 116 00:06:37,625 --> 00:06:39,125 Awak cakap awak pemecah peti besi. 117 00:06:39,208 --> 00:06:41,042 Ya dan itulah yang saya akan buat. 118 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:45,792 Saya patut bawa pasukan Sokovia. 119 00:06:45,875 --> 00:06:47,292 Hill, jawab. 120 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:50,583 -Tiga musuh di makmal Tony. -Ingatkan mereka nak curi senjata dulu. 121 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:52,625 Tony buat kajian dengan darah Banner 122 00:06:52,708 --> 00:06:55,583 untuk lihat kalau dia boleh jadi Hulk tanpa isu panas baran. 123 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:57,292 -Dia berjaya? -Ia perlukan masa. 124 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,250 Saya nak ke atas. 125 00:06:58,333 --> 00:07:01,500 Itu tak bagus. Okey. 126 00:07:01,583 --> 00:07:04,000 Hubungi saya apabila awak dah jumpa benda itu. 127 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:06,917 Masa untuk saya guna bilik air Tony. 128 00:07:07,292 --> 00:07:09,417 Saya takkan pam, kalau awak faham. 129 00:07:10,083 --> 00:07:12,417 Ya, itu Hammer. Dia nak ke bilik air Tony. 130 00:07:13,542 --> 00:07:16,292 -Hogan, awak boleh ambil sampel itu? -Ya. Saya boleh masuk. 131 00:07:16,375 --> 00:07:18,208 Bagus. Saya akan cari Hammer. 132 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:22,625 Betul-betul terkena. 133 00:07:26,167 --> 00:07:29,292 Aduhai. "Buatlah parti. Pasti seronok," kata Tony. 134 00:07:29,375 --> 00:07:30,625 "Pasti tak ada masalah." 135 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:33,750 Saya dah cakap lubang udara akan jadi masalah, tapi tak dengar. 136 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:35,500 Tiada siapa dengar cakap Happy. 137 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:47,292 Tengoklah bar ini! Bagus betul! 138 00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:48,250 Saya suka! 139 00:07:51,042 --> 00:07:52,625 Angkat tangan, Hammer. 140 00:07:52,708 --> 00:07:54,250 Serah diri. 141 00:07:56,167 --> 00:07:58,625 Hari yang awak takut telah tiba. 142 00:07:58,708 --> 00:08:00,625 Hari awak perlu berdepan 143 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:03,208 dengan musuh terhebat Tony Stark. 144 00:08:03,292 --> 00:08:06,375 "Musuh terhebat"? Awak ingat awak cukai kekayaan? 145 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:09,125 Tak boleh? 146 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:10,625 Teknik awak tak betul. 147 00:08:10,708 --> 00:08:12,583 Badan awak kena kuat. 148 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:15,042 Lengan hayun bersahaja, kekuatan pada pinggul. 149 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:18,875 Baiklah. Saya dah faham. 150 00:08:21,958 --> 00:08:23,542 Okey, mari kita lihat. 151 00:08:25,292 --> 00:08:27,542 Di mana? Darah Hulk. 152 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,250 Darah Hulk. 153 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:32,000 Okey, di mana... 154 00:08:32,083 --> 00:08:33,833 Fikirlah. Vial kecil. 155 00:08:34,542 --> 00:08:36,542 Happy, cari darah Hulk, cari... Tidak! 156 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:41,000 Hei. Awak dengar tak? 157 00:08:47,458 --> 00:08:48,375 Nasib baik. 158 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,833 -Berhenti. -Awak tak boleh kalahkan 159 00:08:51,917 --> 00:08:53,333 orang tae kwan do, 160 00:08:53,417 --> 00:08:55,250 -jiujitsu dan Muay Thai, -Tukar saluran. 161 00:08:57,417 --> 00:08:58,417 Betul itu. 162 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:01,208 -Saya belajar teknik berlawan penjara. -Oh, Tuhan. 163 00:09:01,292 --> 00:09:03,042 Semua di padang penjara. 164 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,292 Mungkin tikus. 165 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:08,000 Awak tahu perkara paling penting saya belajar di penjara? 166 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:09,042 Ceritalah. 167 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:11,375 Pemenang perlu menipu. 168 00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:15,542 Tak, Maria! 169 00:09:20,708 --> 00:09:23,667 Cuma bayang-bayang. Jangan nampak saya. 170 00:09:28,292 --> 00:09:29,417 Kamu boleh nampak saya? 171 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:30,792 Ya, kami nampak awak. 172 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:33,167 Bos, ada pengawal keselamatan. 173 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:36,333 Pandai. Awak ingat awak boleh alih perhatian Hammer? 174 00:09:37,417 --> 00:09:40,167 -Hei! Mari sini. -Darah Hulk. Saya cuma nak darah Hulk. 175 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,833 Ke mana awak nak lari? 176 00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:45,208 Tolonglah. Apa saya patut buat untuk cari darah banner? 177 00:09:45,292 --> 00:09:46,125 Hulk... 178 00:09:46,792 --> 00:09:48,000 Anak panah konfeti? 179 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:51,417 Tolonglah, Tony. Awak siap ajak Hawkeye pergi parti hari jadi? 180 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:54,000 Darah Hulk! Ya! Dah jumpa! 181 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:58,167 Baiklah. Saya patut dapat bayaran mahal untuk ini. 182 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,333 Tidak! Kenapa tercucuk saya? 183 00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:06,583 Ke tepi, si kecil. 184 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:12,958 Itu tak bagus. 185 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:17,500 Itu tak bagus. 186 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:18,667 Hammer. 187 00:10:19,625 --> 00:10:21,167 Tembak dia. 188 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:26,292 -Di sana. Cepat. -Hei! Mari sini! 189 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:30,208 Banyak benda saya belajar apabila bekerja dengan saintis terlebih kafein. Rasakan! 190 00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:39,500 Hei, berhenti! Berhenti! Awak akan musnahkan darah Hulk. 191 00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:40,833 Apa masalah awak ini? 192 00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:43,875 Berguna juga. 193 00:10:44,417 --> 00:10:47,083 Lupakan apa saya cakap. Tangkap dia. Sekarang. 194 00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:49,167 Happy. Kaki saya dah patah. 195 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:51,958 Ya, jangan risau. Kaki saya cukup besar untuk kita berdua. 196 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:54,083 Happy? Saya percayakan awak. 197 00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:57,042 Itu dia? Itu masalah serum saya? 198 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,833 Hentikan Hammer. Selamatkan menara. 199 00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:01,208 Maria! Maria! 200 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:05,042 Awak memang betul-betul cari masalah, cik adik. 201 00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:08,875 Gari dia. Saya dah meluat dengan masalah yang dia timbulkan. 202 00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:14,625 Okey, semua terserah kepada saya sekarang. 203 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,083 Semua terserah kepada saya. 204 00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:32,875 KERJA BERPASUKAN 205 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,833 Okey, ya. Pasukan mesti bekerjasama. 206 00:11:34,917 --> 00:11:35,875 NATASHA ROMANOFF memanggil 207 00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:37,417 Apa? Tak. 208 00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:46,292 -Romanoff. Happy, masa tak sesuai. -Natasha? Natasha! 209 00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:50,458 Ejen HYDRA yang pernah bunuh 17 orang tengah acukan pistol pada saya. 210 00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,625 18 orang. Awak terlupa di Nigeria. 211 00:11:52,708 --> 00:11:54,292 Itu awak? Berlagak. 212 00:11:55,542 --> 00:11:56,792 Awak nak saya tolong awak? 213 00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:58,750 Tak, saya boleh uruskan. Jumpa di parti. 214 00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:02,000 Ya, dia akan okey. 215 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:04,167 Okey, Tony. Jawablah, Tony. 216 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:07,625 Tepat pada masa. Happy, beritahu Timmy yang perisai replika Cap 217 00:12:07,708 --> 00:12:09,375 macam Frisbee patriotik saja. 218 00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:10,875 Tony, ada kecemasan! 219 00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:13,458 Di sini juga. Mak-mak budak tengah kerumun Cap. 220 00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:15,000 Tony. Tony! 221 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,250 Okey. 222 00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:20,292 Tolonglah. Jawab telefon. 223 00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:23,375 Helo. Apa? Tunggu sekejap. 224 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:26,833 Clint, saya rasa kita perlu selesaikan ini. Hari dah gelap. 225 00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:29,292 Dah macam semasa musim sejuk. 226 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:30,208 Banner, Banner! 227 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:32,042 -Maaf. Ini yang terakhir. -Banner! 228 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:33,375 Clint, beri mainan itu! 229 00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,292 -Tak boleh. -Aduhai. Beri sajalah. 230 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:38,708 Isteri kata, "Bawa balik mainan ini, kalau tak, jangan balik." 231 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,875 -Tak guna. Clint, beri... -Beri sajalah! 232 00:12:46,042 --> 00:12:47,958 Ya! 233 00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:51,500 Dah boleh tuang minuman, abang besar. Saya dah beli ceri awak. 234 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,875 Sparrow-1, ini Puffin-2. 235 00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:56,708 Dengar tak? Situasi kecemasan. 236 00:12:56,792 --> 00:12:58,708 Menara telah ditawan pengganas. 237 00:12:58,792 --> 00:13:01,125 Pengganas pada hari Krismas? Apa ini? Filem Con Air? 238 00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:05,000 Tak, sekejap. Filem Under Siege? Tak. Bukan. Sekejap. Saya tahu. 239 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,625 Ada banyak filem begitu. 240 00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:08,125 Hei, John McClane. Fokus. 241 00:13:08,208 --> 00:13:11,458 {\an8}Setiap senjata dan sut berada dalam kawalan Hammer. 242 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:12,792 {\an8}Kenapa beritahu saya? 243 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,500 {\an8}Suruhlah JARVIS minta bantuan tentera atau Avenger. 244 00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,292 {\an8}Atau lelaki seram berpenutup mata itu. 245 00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:20,458 JARVIS di luar talian. Sebab itu mereka dapat... 246 00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:22,083 Darcy, awak genius. 247 00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:25,750 {\an8}Terima kasih. Hasil belajar bertahun-tahun. 248 00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,375 {\an8}Bukan berlagak, tapi apa dia? 249 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,500 JARVIS ada kerangka utama di bawah tanah. 250 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:32,708 Kalau kita hidupkan JARVIS dalam talian, kita boleh kawal bangunan 251 00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:33,875 dan semua di dalamnya. 252 00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:37,250 Puffin-2, awak nak saya jadi Reginald VelJohnson? 253 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:40,042 Reginald VelJohnson? Itu yang awak ingat daripada filem itu? 254 00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:41,042 Alamak. 255 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:48,417 Kamu boleh nampak saya, bukan? 256 00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:59,375 Okey. 257 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:01,667 -Okey. -Hei! 258 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,875 Satu-satunya jalan keluar ialah terjun! 259 00:14:15,292 --> 00:14:16,708 Biar... 260 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:53,917 Nampak tak? Ada darah Hulk mengalir dalam diri saya. 261 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,167 Saya patut uji kekuatannya. 262 00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,625 Sekejap. Awak dengar tak? 263 00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:01,958 Cepat pergi. 264 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,583 Sampai tertanggal benda itu. 265 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:07,583 Macam mana dengan panas baran? Saya tak boleh mengamuk. 266 00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,375 Bertenang. Tarik nafas. 267 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:10,792 Itu boleh membantu, bukan? 268 00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:15,250 10-9, Puffin-2. Semua okey, bos? 269 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:17,958 Suara awak macam Darth Vader. 270 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,125 Saya perlukan masa. Saya cuba proses sesuatu. 271 00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:23,083 Macam tak percaya satu bangunan dikawal benda kecil ini. 272 00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:25,750 Latihan praktikal saya seterusnya pasti di WikiLeaks 273 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,667 sebab saya boleh godam... Alamak. 274 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,208 Bilik rahsia! 275 00:15:36,292 --> 00:15:38,458 Awak ingat tombol pintu itu kerangka utama? 276 00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:41,500 Sesiapapun akan fikir begitu. Ini macam Narnia untuk nerda. 277 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:44,458 Ada pengganti AI JARVIS di subtingkat bawah tanah. 278 00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:47,667 Bos, ada orang lain di subtingkat bawah tanah. 279 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:50,417 Tunggu. Saya ada idea bernas. Kembali ke emper. 280 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,708 Lebih baik buat mereka datang jumpa Hammer. 281 00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:56,417 Baiklah. Saya tengah tengok, bos. Ada Friday, 282 00:15:56,500 --> 00:16:00,208 W.A.D.S.W.O.R.T.H., E.D.I.T.H. 1.0. Bunyi macam misteri berita BBC. 283 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,667 Darcy, pilih saja satu! 284 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:02,708 Dah pilih! 285 00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:03,667 Saya pilih Werner. 286 00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:07,458 Darcy? Darcy, awak dengar tak? 287 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:12,417 Baiklah. Masuk, Sparrow-1. Ini Puffin-2. Awak dengar? 288 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:14,542 Ini hidup? 289 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:19,500 Perbezaan antara wira dengan penjahat ialah perhubungan awam yang bagus. 290 00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:22,625 Penebusan di negara ini bukan tentang tebus salah. 291 00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:24,375 Tapi penjenamaan semula. 292 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:27,250 Darah Hulk itu peluang untuk saya. 293 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:30,833 Awak dah curi daripada saya, Happy Hogan. Tapi jangan risau. 294 00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:34,792 Saya akan ubah suai selepas bedah mayat awak. 295 00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:36,292 Jangan takut, Happy. 296 00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:39,375 Betul itu, Ho-Ho-Hogan. Pembantu awak ada dengan saya, 297 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,042 tapi saya cuma nak awak. 298 00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,542 Saya akui ayat itu agak menarik. 299 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:46,875 Hei, terima kasih. Emper. Lima minit. 300 00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:48,792 Kalau tak, Santa tembak budak ini. 301 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000 Tapi saya comel. 302 00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:54,708 Happy, tolonglah. Jangan buat apa-apa. 303 00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:57,375 Hidupkan lif itu. Saya nak ke atas. 304 00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:02,083 Baiklah. Tengok apa ada di sini. 305 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:06,042 Kalau ikutkan berat dan tak berbunyi, saya rasa ini jam Rolex? 306 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:11,042 Wah, orang kaya itu dapat stoking Captain America. 307 00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:14,708 Wartawan menipu. Mereka berdua tak rapat pun. 308 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:17,083 Hadiahkan stoking berkualiti juga bagus. 309 00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:18,167 PINTU DIBUKA 310 00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:21,708 Hei, Happy. Awak datang nak pinjam gula? 311 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,083 Tembak dia. 312 00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:25,083 Happy, tidak! 313 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:31,375 Berilah kami kek kukus! 314 00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:32,958 BIARKAN IA BERSALJI! 315 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:35,042 {\an8}"Biarkan ia bersalji?" 316 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:37,167 Alamak. 317 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,000 Apa benda itu? 318 00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:43,083 Gempa bumi? Itu gempa bumi? 319 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:52,875 Saya rasa itu Happy Hogan. 320 00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:02,000 Helo? Ada gergasi terlepas. 321 00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:04,292 Apa gunanya saya upah kamu? 322 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,417 Bukan untuk ini. 323 00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:09,417 Okey. Bilik yoga. Studio karaoke. Biar betul? 324 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,333 Bilik senjata Avenger. Okey! 325 00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:22,125 Leher awak lebih tebal daripada Thor. 326 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:24,292 Gila, bukan? Parti belum bermula lagi. 327 00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:26,917 Kalau kita hidupkan JARVIS... 328 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,958 Saya dah uruskan, Sparrow-1. 329 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,500 Awak cakap awak harapkan saya. Itu sangat penting. 330 00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:32,875 Hammer pergi ke bilik senjata. 331 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:35,917 Saya uruskan dia. Kamu berdua uruskan JARVIS. 332 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,417 Masa untuk hapuskan Hammer. 333 00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:42,292 Hammer! Hammer! 334 00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:36,167 Awak kalah, Hammer. Takkan ada keajaiban Krismas. 335 00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:39,208 Kata-kata terakhir, Hulk Hogan. 336 00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:45,125 Oh, Tuhan! Itu Santa! 337 00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:46,458 Dia betul-betul wujud. 338 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,667 Saya Santa Klaus. 339 00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:02,667 Hammer kawal Hulkbuster. 340 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:05,792 Kita kena kawal sut itu sekarang. Muat naik JARVIS. 341 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,750 Bukan JARVIS, tapi Jerman. 342 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,083 Ini latihan praktikal paling teruk! 343 00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:18,792 Sudahlah, Happy. Jangan begitu. 344 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:20,958 Kita selesaikan cepat. Biar saya serang. 345 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,250 Awak rasakan ini! 346 00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:34,708 Saya tak rasa Stark bayar awak cukup mahal untuk uruskan Hammer. 347 00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,833 Hei, apa yang awak buat? 348 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,500 Tak ada apa-apa? 349 00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:49,625 Ya! Bos yang terbaik. 350 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:50,750 Betulkah, Darcy? 351 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:54,500 Saya sangat hargainya. Lebih-lebih lagi datang daripada orang yang banyak bos. 352 00:20:59,042 --> 00:21:00,083 RALAT 353 00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:01,500 Tak boleh. Kita terperangkap. 354 00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:04,250 Tak guna, tetikus. Cepat. But semula. 355 00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:05,583 MULAKAN BUT SEMULA? 356 00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,083 Berjaya. 357 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:11,292 Ini saya belajar semasa bekerja di Jabatan Teknologi Universiti Culver. 358 00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:14,000 -Awak tak pernah ada kerja tetap? -Tak. 359 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,542 MEMUATKAN W.E.R.N.E.R. 360 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,333 Selamat sejahtera. 361 00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:29,792 Ya. Kita dalam talian. Nyahaktifkan Protokol Hulkbuster Veronica. 362 00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:35,125 Pada awalnya, manusia mengawal mesin. Kini, mesin mengawal nasib manusia. 363 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,125 Okey, baiklah. Awak hubungi ahli Avenger? 364 00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:42,667 Dalam bahasa Jerman, tidak. 365 00:21:44,542 --> 00:21:47,667 Apa masalah program ini? Siri untuk penihilis? 366 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:48,792 Bunyi macam ayah saya. 367 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,667 Happy, kami tak dapat bantu. 368 00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:59,792 Rasakan Muay Thai, jiujitsu dan tae kwan do! 369 00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:06,958 Sedarlah awak dah kalah, si pelik. 370 00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:08,917 Apa? 371 00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:27,458 Tak guna betul. Raksasa itu rosakkan sut saya! 372 00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:38,208 Bruce, tolong. 373 00:22:38,292 --> 00:22:40,000 Tak nak, kamu semua boleh uruskan. 374 00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:45,708 Di mana Thor? 375 00:22:46,875 --> 00:22:48,083 Bukankah itu Happy? 376 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,000 Tidak. 377 00:22:49,958 --> 00:22:51,125 Apa benda ini? 378 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:57,375 Tak. Dia dalam senarai tetamu. 379 00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:00,042 Saya ulang, dia dalam senarai tetamu. 380 00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:04,125 Natasha! Ini saya. 381 00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:06,458 Biar betul. Happy? 382 00:23:06,542 --> 00:23:07,625 Saya betul. 383 00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:12,000 Dia ini baik, itu penjahat. 384 00:23:14,042 --> 00:23:15,417 Apa awak buat dengan sut saya? 385 00:23:16,458 --> 00:23:17,292 Tak ada apa-apa? 386 00:23:40,042 --> 00:23:42,167 Awak selamatkan saya. Kenapa? 387 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:44,875 Ini Krismas, Hammer. Berbuat baik kepada manusia. 388 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,625 Walaupun jahat. 389 00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:55,417 Maaf tentang parti, Tony. Insurans boleh bayar ganti rugi. 390 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:58,500 Apa awak mengarut ini? Awak saja insurans yang saya perlukan. 391 00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:01,042 Terima kasih, Tony. Sekejap. Awak ada penawar, bukan? 392 00:24:01,125 --> 00:24:02,375 Saya boleh bertukar, bukan? 393 00:24:04,167 --> 00:24:07,167 Kenalkan ketua pengawal saya. Dia hebat, bukan? 394 00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:08,667 - Ya, Happy. - Syabas, Happy. 395 00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:10,417 - Awak berjaya. - Tak guna. 396 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:13,583 Pengakhiran kisah percutian ini, 397 00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:18,583 menara selamat, tapi masih penuh dengan serpihan 398 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,667 semasa Tony Stark beri pengumuman kepada pasukannya. 399 00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:25,292 Saya yakin semua orang suka kalau saya cakap kita boleh makan. 400 00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:29,333 Saya kebuluran. Saya boleh telan apa-apa saja sekarang. 401 00:24:29,417 --> 00:24:33,208 Saya dengar satu suara ketika wira-wira menghilang dari pandangan... 402 00:24:33,292 --> 00:24:36,000 "Selamat Hari Krismas kepada semua dan..." 403 00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:37,708 Kawan-kawan? 404 00:24:38,292 --> 00:24:39,667 Saya terlepas parti. 405 00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:44,167 "Kepada semua, selamat malam." 406 00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:48,542 {\an8}Selamat Hari Krismas 407 00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:51,583 {\an8}Selamat Hari Krismas 408 00:24:51,667 --> 00:24:58,000 {\an8}Selamat Hari Krismas dan tahun baru 409 00:24:58,083 --> 00:25:01,000 Selamat Hari Krismas 410 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:04,333 {\an8}Selamat Hari Krismas 411 00:25:04,417 --> 00:25:10,875 {\an8}Selamat Hari Krismas dan tahun baru 412 00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:17,083 {\an8}Sejahteralah ke atas kamu dan keluarga 413 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:23,208 {\an8}Sejahteralah di Hari Krismas dan tahun baru 414 00:25:23,292 --> 00:25:25,417 Selamat Hari Krismas 415 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:27,500 BERDASARKAN KOMIK MARVEL 416 00:25:27,583 --> 00:25:29,792 Selamat Hari Krismas 417 00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:35,667 Selamat Hari Krismas dan tahun baru 418 00:26:01,375 --> 00:26:02,458 Ya 419 00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:29,917 Baiklah. 420 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,625 Ratu Darcy dipandang remeh 421 00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:35,125 Semasa parti Steve Rogers 422 00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:37,667 Pabila salji turun 423 00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:40,208 Sesuatu, sesuatu, sesuatu 424 00:26:40,292 --> 00:26:45,042 Thor berleher tebal Penuh otot tak terkawal 425 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:51,292 Dia si comot Meneroka seluruh kosmos 426 00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:55,917 Selamat Bercuti! Dapat duit nyanyi lagu ini. 427 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,000 Terjemahan sari kata oleh Anis Tarmidi