1 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:58,100 Bodoh. Saya tak nak kahwin dengan awak! 2 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:02,354 Apa awak buat jika berdepan dengan situasi begini? 3 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:05,357 Aduhai! 4 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,276 JANGAN PILIH PEDRO 5 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:23,375 DIARI JULIA JONES 6 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,675 Ke hadapan Diari, aku mengigau lagi. 7 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:32,676 176 KG 8 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,469 Aku takkan dapat berkahwin. 9 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:37,472 L 10 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:40,684 Mungkin aku ditakdirkan menjadi anak dara tua… 11 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:44,688 yang penemannya hanyalah sejumlah kucing yang tak masuk akal. 12 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,913 Tak, aku takkan jadi begitu! 13 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,582 Aku yakin ada cinta sejati. 14 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:08,128 Penyelamat aku ada di luar sana 15 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:09,921 dan aku akan cari dia. 16 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,240 Alamak! 17 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,455 {\an8}KEDAI MAKAN ORANG GREEK 18 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,679 Hai, ayah. 19 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,681 Begini, Julia. 20 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,725 Bila kamu nak cari suami? 21 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,561 Kamu nampak tua, gemuk dan melendut. 22 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:16,358 Tahi lalat pada tangan daH tumbuh tahi lalat. 23 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,569 Mari kita semburkan humus. 24 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,071 Menyembuhkan. 25 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,826 Sayang, kamu kena cari lelaki. 26 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:28,161 Bagi melindungi warisan orang Greek… 27 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:31,373 Ya dan warisan saya juga? 28 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,376 Jangan lupa. Kamu kacukan orang India. 29 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:39,798 - Betul cakap mak kamu. - Kak, kita kacukan orang Jepun. 30 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:40,715 Juga Yahudi. 31 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:46,054 Jadi, saya kena berkahwin dengan lelaki kacukan Greek, India, Jepun, Yahudi? 32 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:49,391 Cara kamu macam susah nak cari. Lihat sekeliling. 33 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:50,600 Ada di mana-mana. 34 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:58,024 Nicky! 35 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,401 Awak Greek? 36 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:04,072 Ya, termasuk India, Jepun dan Yahudi. 37 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,951 Nak keluar dengan anak saya? 38 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,579 Tak, saya tak suka rambut merah. 39 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:20,463 Ayah, saya tahu saya tak cantik, tapi saya takkan berkahwin. 40 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:25,385 Saya hormati warisan kita, tapi saya rasa cinta itu buta. 41 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:30,265 Cinta sejati saya ada di luar sana. 42 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,434 Tak boleh! Sambung kerja. 43 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,314 Kopi? 44 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:43,236 - Nak tambah kopi? - Ya. 45 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:45,405 Bagus. Saya memang nak… 46 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:52,412 tambah kopi lagi, sebenarnya. 47 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,458 Siap. 48 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,879 Siap! 49 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:02,422 - Okey. - Siap! 50 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:04,257 Saya datang! 51 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:29,616 RASA SUNYI? HITCH BOLEH CARIKAN TEMAN 52 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:36,331 HITCH - DOKTOR JANJI TEMU 53 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,381 Alamak, tak boleh! 54 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,467 - Awak Hitch? - Awak ada masalah dengan itu? 55 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:50,178 Tolonglah, saya terdesak. 56 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:54,265 Saya tak dapat bantu awak. 57 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,191 Aduhai. Masuklah. 58 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:06,695 Terima kasih. Saya dengar awak terbaik. 59 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,488 Mestilah saya terbaik. 60 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,116 Tengok semua pasangan bahagia ini. 61 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,493 Ada Brat dan Jen. 62 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:14,828 Jessica, Nick. 63 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,204 Ben dan Gwen. 64 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:17,455 Ben dan Jen. 65 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:18,790 Ben dan Jen. 66 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,000 Ben dan Matt. 67 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:21,292 Whitney, Bobby. 68 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:22,711 Kobe dan Shaq. 69 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:24,129 Ellen dan Anne. 70 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,630 Saya jodohkan mereka. 71 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,592 Saya suka seorang pelanggan lelaki. 72 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,887 Kami saling terpaku. 73 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,639 Apa dah jadi? 74 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:37,434 Saya pusing dan dia hilang. 75 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,936 Mungkin dia ternampak awak dan lari. 76 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:46,109 Apa kata luaskan pencarian daripada dia kepada mana-mana lelaki Hitam? 77 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,279 - Okey. - 8 daripada 10 lelaki percaya 78 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,322 ciuman pertama menceritakan 79 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,366 semua tentang perhubungan. 80 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,994 Jadi, kita buat ujian sebelum mula. 81 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,587 Busuknya mulut awak! 82 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,095 Ada makanan terselit. 83 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:28,693 Kepak ayam? 84 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:33,990 Rangup lebih? Biar betul! 85 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,555 Alamak! 86 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,061 Lepaskan saya! Awak laparkah? 87 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,654 Saya tak guna. 88 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,909 Saya takkan jumpa jejaka idaman saya. 89 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:19,786 Saya faham. 90 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,837 - Rancangan realiti? - Di sini ada jejaka idaman. 91 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:29,963 BUJANG TERLAJAK 92 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,841 Katanya saya kena cantik. 93 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:37,387 Awak cantik. Bolehlah. 94 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,682 Satu-satunya cara untuk menyertainya 95 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,768 adalah jika awak tukar saya menjadi seorang puteri. 96 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,480 Jom kita buat. 97 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,280 Kawan-kawan! 98 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,115 TEMPAH KHAS WEST SIDE 99 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,370 Kerjakan dia! 100 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:17,862 Hei! 101 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,495 - Hore! - Hore! 102 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,268 MAKANAN TAK SEDAP MAYONIS 103 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,576 Wah, awak dah cantik! 104 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,585 Baiklah, awak boleh menyertainya. 105 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,343 Selamat malam. 106 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:26,514 Selamat menyertai Bujang Terlajak, Edisi Terdesak. 107 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,225 Apabila episod ini tamat, 108 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:33,104 seorang yang bertuah akan dipilih oleh seorang lelaki bujang 109 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,023 untuk keluar janji temu idaman. 110 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,108 Mari jumpa dia. 111 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:40,987 Dia doktor yang selalu berasmara. 112 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:45,992 Semua, izinkan saya memperkenalkan orangnya. 113 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,712 - Selamat berkenalan. - Hai. 114 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,880 Helo, saya Grant. 115 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,173 - Hai. - Hai. 116 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,924 - Saya Grant. - Hai, Grant. 117 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,009 Selamat berkenalan. 118 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,222 Saya Julia. 119 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,266 Selamat berkenalan. 120 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,063 Grant, sekarang pusingan penyingkiran. 121 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:18,691 Sila singkir gadis yang awak tak berkenan. 122 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,902 Siapa akan tersingkir? 123 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,839 Sasaran yang baik. Pandai menilai. 124 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,854 Sudi awak terima bunga ros ini? 125 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,815 Sudi. 126 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,720 Kamu berdua, tahniah. 127 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:33,558 Kamu memenangi makan malam untuk dua orang di Restoran A. 128 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,768 Restoran A! 129 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,940 Terima kasih! 130 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,068 RESTORAN A 131 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,238 Ya, begitulah. 132 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,824 Ya Tuhan! 133 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,203 Oh, ya! 134 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,998 Ya. 135 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,208 Ya. 136 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,127 Ya! 137 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,920 Ya! 138 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,298 Ya! 139 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,341 Oh, ya! 140 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,427 Oh, ya! 141 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:10,928 Ya! 142 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,598 Ya! 143 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:18,227 Ya! 144 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,022 Ya! 145 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,154 Ya! 146 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,364 Ya! 147 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,582 Ya Tuhan! 148 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,709 Aduhai. 149 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,712 Encik nak kepingan daging babi? 150 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,255 - Ya. - Baiklah. 151 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,007 Sama. 152 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,676 Ceritakan tentang diri awak. 153 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,012 Saya cuma pelayan kedai. 154 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:57,099 Tapi saya nak belajar jadi cef pastri. 155 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,645 Hai, nama saya Julia Jones. 156 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:04,482 Untuk esei kemasukan, saya akan tunjukkan kepada anda di Harvard 157 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:08,444 kenapa saya akan jadi seorang cef pastri yang hebat. 158 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,699 JULIA DAH GILA 159 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,910 Kebetulan. 160 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,828 Saya suka pai. 161 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,623 - Saya nak bawa awak makan… - Pai humus? 162 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,124 Pernah ke sana? 163 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,920 Itu resipi saya. 164 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,839 Ceritalah tentang diri awak. 165 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,843 Seperti apa lagu cinta kegemaran awak? 166 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,390 Agak sudah basi. 167 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:38,683 Jangan begitu. 168 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,158 Awak pelayan itu. 169 00:17:58,828 --> 00:17:59,787 Awak dah berubah. 170 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,791 Saya melalui satu fasa. 171 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,879 Dulu saya hodoh. 172 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,924 Saya tak ingat awak hodoh. 173 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,511 Tapi saya ingat awak. 174 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:31,902 Saya tak dapat jelaskan, tapi apabila bersama awak, saya bersemangat. 175 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:37,783 - Saya juga. - Terasa nak menjerit, memekik dan… 176 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,286 Lawan gelandangan? 177 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,126 Julia? 178 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,422 Marilah! 179 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,297 Ya! 180 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,007 Ya! 181 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,259 Ya! 182 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,387 Oh, ya! 183 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:47,061 Tadi menakjubkan. 184 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,354 Memanglah. 185 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,032 Dia berpura-pura, Grant. 186 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:04,036 Tapi saya tak berpura-pura. 187 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,872 Oh, tidak! 188 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,165 HOTEL KETAM 189 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,583 PELUNTUR 190 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,668 SALAP VINAIGRETTE DOUCHE 191 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,464 Oh, tidak! 192 00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:01,010 Tidak! 193 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,610 - Berdenyut. - Grant, 194 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,905 nak tak awak jumpa ibu bapa saya? 195 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:48,849 Jadi, Grant… 196 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,977 - Pernah meniduri sesiapa? - Mak. 197 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:55,689 Mak nak ramai cucu. Macam mana nak tahu dia subur atau tak? 198 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:01,612 Tandas di sana. 199 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,824 RAHSIA VICKY 200 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,455 Tinggalkan sampel di atas kaunter. 201 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:32,434 Maaf. 202 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:35,813 Itu Jinxers. 203 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,446 Kami yang ajar Jinxers begitu. 204 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:21,233 Macam mana nak sebut nama akhir kamu? 205 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:22,610 Ikut ejaannya. 206 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,656 FOCKYERDODER. 207 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,241 Fockyerdoder? 208 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:39,877 - Alahan kucing? - Tak, saya suka kucing. 209 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:43,964 Saya membesar di ladang, saya pernah beri kucing susu. 210 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:47,843 Saya ada puting, Grant. 211 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,595 Boleh menyusukan saya? 212 00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,354 Pasu itu sangat cantik. 213 00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:00,147 Saya rasa artifak kuno. 214 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:04,526 Itu bekas simpan abu mayat mak Frank. 215 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:10,157 Tentu mak awak mahu meraikan… 216 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,910 Julia akhirnya memohon sekolah pastri. 217 00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:16,538 - Apa? Sekolah? - Ayah tak nak saya perbaiki diri? 218 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:19,166 Tak nak! Ayah nak kamu kerja di kedai! 219 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,502 Grant bergurau. Betul tak, Grant? 220 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:26,632 Tidak! 221 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:29,218 Tidak! 222 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,014 Mak! 223 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:36,016 - Mak! - Nenek! 224 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,561 Jinxers, jangan! 225 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:42,606 Nenek Jones. Alamak. 226 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,483 Jangan. Jinxers, berhenti! 227 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:46,527 - Hei! - Jinxers! 228 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:47,695 - Jangan! - Tidak! 229 00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:49,697 - Tak. - Jinxers, jangan! 230 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,740 - Jinxers, jangan. - Tidak! 231 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:52,950 Tidak! 232 00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:54,785 - Jangan dekat! - Jahat! 233 00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:55,953 Berhenti henyak! 234 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,621 - Kucing nakal. - Tolong. 235 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,998 Jinxers! Jangan. 236 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:01,417 Itu saya tak ajar. 237 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,585 - Jinxers! Kucing nakal! - Ya Tuhan! 238 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,547 Jinxers, jangan! 239 00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:08,924 Mama! 240 00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:11,719 Tadi itu teruk. 241 00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:13,429 Taklah teruk sangat. 242 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,056 Awak mencemarkan jasad nenek saya 243 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,850 dan ayah saya benci awak. 244 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:20,728 Kenapa tak beritahu mereka tentang sekolah pastri? 245 00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:24,523 Saya memang nak beritahu. Saya tunggu masa yang sesuai. 246 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:26,191 Julia, awak dah besar. 247 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:31,655 Kalau awak tak perasan, keluarga saya jenis mengongkong. 248 00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:34,825 Mereka masuk campur dalam setiap aspek hidup saya. 249 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:38,912 Dalam keluarga kami, tiada orang keluar dengan orang budaya lain. 250 00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:40,080 Saya teringat Webster. 251 00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:44,209 Saya rasa hubungan kita takkan berjaya. 252 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,003 Keluarga awak leceh. 253 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:47,921 Semua keluarga begitu. 254 00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:51,008 Sebelum saya kenal awak, hidup saya bosan. 255 00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:53,844 Awak bijak 256 00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:56,597 dan menarik 257 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,682 dan cantik. 258 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,769 Saya cuma nak bersama awak. 259 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,022 Awak kata saya cantik? 260 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,983 Jom ikut saya. 261 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:10,736 Nak sedikit wain. 262 00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:13,655 Awak bawa saya ke mana? 263 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,824 - Apa yang kita… - Nanti awak tahu. 264 00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:30,339 Ya Tuhan! 265 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,759 Ya Tuhanku! 266 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:34,885 Ya Tuhan. 267 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:39,848 Ya Tuhan. 268 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:42,476 Julia Jones, 269 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:44,353 jom kita kahwin? 270 00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:49,358 Ya, Grant Fockyerdoder. Saya sudi mengahwini awak. 271 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:03,038 Berapa awak sanggup bayar? 272 00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:05,582 Tidak! Jangan! 273 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,800 - Lima puluh dolar. - Itu saja? 274 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,889 Ia akan memusnahkan semua kejahatan. 275 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,517 Berambuslah, ahli sihir! 276 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:33,318 Zakar aku. 277 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:43,370 Sebelum tetapkan tarikh perkahwinan, saya nak jumpa mak ayah awak. 278 00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:46,999 Sejujurnya saya tak banyak tahu tentang awak. 279 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:52,129 Saya faham, kawan. 280 00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:01,138 Saya akan memerhatikan awak. 281 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:03,640 Kalau awak merosakkan anak saya… 282 00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:06,226 Awak nak bawa saya ke Chinatown? 283 00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:07,978 Chinatown? 284 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:12,482 Saya akan bawa awak ke Jalan 134. 285 00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:14,610 Saya ketuk kepala awak nanti. 286 00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:19,948 Hai, Little Jack. 287 00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:22,910 Kenapa mak jaga anak Betty? 288 00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:25,245 Dia ke konvensyen hujung minggu ini, 289 00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:28,415 - Jadi, kami jaga dia. - Bagusnya. 290 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:32,044 Betty ibu yang baik. Dia ajar Little Jack bahasa isyarat. 291 00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:37,132 Saya ada dengar juga. Ini benda canggih. 292 00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:42,638 "Apa jadi apabila pelacur tak berhenti nak duit?" 293 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:49,770 Betul, Little Jack. "Beri penampar". 294 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,774 Tak guna. 295 00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:55,609 Perkataan pertamanya! 296 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:58,737 - Little Jack, kamu cakap apa? - Tak guna. 297 00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:07,162 PULAU FOCKYERDODER 298 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:11,083 Itu ayah awak? 299 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,050 Saya dah agak. 300 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,778 Grant! 301 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:41,238 Anak ayah! 302 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:44,866 Seronok dapat jumpa kamu. 303 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:47,744 Ini Julia, tunang saya dan mak ayahnya, Linda dan Frank. 304 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:49,121 Bernie Fockyerdoder! 305 00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:50,872 Selamat berkenalan. 306 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:52,708 Frank, mari sini. 307 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,751 Peluk erat-erat! 308 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,045 Baiklah. 309 00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:59,589 - Ini mesti anak awak. - Tak, isteri saya. 310 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:02,384 Isteri? Sangat muda dan cantik. 311 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:06,346 Kamu mesti Julia. Saat yang indah. 312 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:10,058 Sangat cantik. 313 00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:13,562 Ayah. 314 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:16,064 Apa? Kita dah jadi keluarga. 315 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:17,566 Saya ambilkan beg. 316 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,651 Awak buat apa tadi? 317 00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:23,655 - Berlatih Capuerta. - Capa apa? 318 00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:26,658 Capuerta, seni tari mempertahankan diri Brazil. 319 00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:28,410 - Tak guna. - Dah berminggu berlatih. 320 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:31,371 Ia buat saya bertenang. 321 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,710 Jom kita jumpa Roz. 322 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,048 Roz! 323 00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:43,300 Kamu pasti suka dia. Semua, ini Roz. 324 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:44,760 BODOH SEKS TANTRIK 325 00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:54,936 Saya tak sabar-sabar nak jumpa kamu. 326 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,653 Grant kata awak doktor. 327 00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:05,781 Saya pakar terapi seks. 328 00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:08,033 Khusus dalam remaja mati pucuk. 329 00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,369 Siapa haus? 330 00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:14,247 - Mak, jangan. - Grantulla malu 331 00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:17,292 sebab dia hilang keperawanan kepada pembantu rumah. 332 00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:25,217 Hei, Eduardo. 333 00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:29,846 {\an8}Hai, Grant. 334 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:51,785 Terima kasih, Eduardo. 335 00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:58,291 Jadi, adakah Harry? 336 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,585 - Harry apa? - Nama awak. 337 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:03,964 - Tak. Bernie. - Tapi dia memang berbulu. 338 00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,675 - Awak merepek apa? - Bayangkan ini 1.8 kg. 339 00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:07,926 Sudah. 340 00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:10,762 Jadi, bilakah tarikh pentingnya? 341 00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:13,098 Kami nak pertunangan yang lama, 342 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:15,559 jadi kami nak kahwin Ahad ini. 343 00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:17,686 Tak boleh. Ayah takkan bayar. 344 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:21,273 Jangan marah. Kami akan tanggung. 345 00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:22,941 Mestilah. 346 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:26,069 Saya dah ada perancang majlis kahwin yang hebat. 347 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:27,487 Ucap selamat. 348 00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:31,116 Kepada bebola matzo yang sedap. 349 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:36,329 Ayah amat gembira. 350 00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:38,957 Terima kasih, ayah. 351 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,126 Nicky dah setuju nak kahwin. 352 00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:56,224 - Nicky. - Ya, syabas. 353 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,894 Nampak cantik. Lawa. 354 00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:05,525 Ayah, seumur hidup saya mengimpikan 355 00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:09,112 ada putera datang dan selamatkan saya. 356 00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:11,323 Orangnya ialah Grant. 357 00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:13,116 Dialah putera saya. 358 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:16,286 - Saya cuma akan kahwini dia. - Tak. 359 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:20,123 Tak boleh. Ayah tak percaya Grant. 360 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,292 Kamu kahwini Nicky. 361 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:26,379 Saya jadi ghairah apabila teringat bulan madu. 362 00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:27,464 Sangat ghairah. 363 00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:37,849 Wah, awak nampak cemas. 364 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:42,020 Bila kali terakhir awak dan Frank bercumbu? 365 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:43,021 Dah lama. 366 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,110 Betullah itu. 367 00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:54,407 - Itu saja yang awak boleh buat? - Sekejap. 368 00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:59,371 - Macam mana? - Saya rasa berjalan lancar. 369 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:00,622 - Yakah? - Ya. 370 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:04,167 Semua orang serasi dengan baik. Ayah kita serasi. 371 00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:08,046 Lebih baik awak pakai semula baju. 372 00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:32,445 Aduhai. 373 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:50,630 Perancang perkahwinan nak jumpa. 374 00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:56,219 Saya Jell-O. 375 00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:58,972 Silakan duduk. 376 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:06,396 Saya nak rancang majlis kahwin idaman kamu. 377 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,274 Jadi, beritahu apa idaman kamu. 378 00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:12,235 Kami mahu majlis kahwin tradisional. 379 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:14,446 Sesuatu yang ringkas, tapi elegan. 380 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:19,200 Saya tahu tempatnya. 381 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:20,160 TACO BUTT 382 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:21,620 Fikirkan lain daripada lain. 383 00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:25,540 Bukan itu yang kami mahu. 384 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,584 Itu yang terbaik saya boleh buat. 385 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,962 Kena tempah katerer, ambil pinata, 386 00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:34,049 - pilih pengapit lelaki. - Itu dah diuruskan. 387 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:37,135 - Kawan baik saya, Andy, tiba pagi ini. - Andy? 388 00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:39,054 Nanti kita jumpa dia di hotel. 389 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:41,640 Kamu berdua pasti sesuai. 390 00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:42,849 Tak sabar rasanya. 391 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,810 Awak takkan sabar tengok penghiburnya. 392 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:03,036 - Tidak! - Tidak! 393 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:13,963 Mana pengapit awak itu? 394 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,549 Andy! 395 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:30,230 - Andy bukan lelaki? - Lelaki? Tak. 396 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:51,251 Mujurlah hubungan kami kekal rapat 397 00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:53,795 walaupun selepas putus tunang. 398 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,506 Kamu berdua pernah bertunang? 399 00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:05,473 Dulu. 400 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:09,352 Ia lebih kepada fizikal. 401 00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:17,694 Hanya seks tak henti-henti. 402 00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:22,782 Seks. 403 00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:25,285 Seks. 404 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:28,705 Seks. 405 00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:30,957 Seks. 406 00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:33,334 Seks. 407 00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:45,096 Jadi, awak sedar kamu tak secocok? 408 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:47,557 Dia yang sedar tak secocok. 409 00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:49,809 Dia tinggalkan saya. 410 00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:51,561 Dia tak bersedia nak kahwin. 411 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:15,543 Kenapa dia buat gerak perlahan? 412 00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:17,295 Dia suka buat begitu. 413 00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:20,381 Grant! 414 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,352 Ini Julia. 415 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:39,442 Saya dengar macam-macam tentang awak. 416 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,946 Grant kata awak sangat cantik, 417 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:45,865 tapi dia tak cakap buah dada awak kecil. 418 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,243 Comel betul. 419 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:05,093 Maaf, saya nak buka pakaian basah ini. 420 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,402 Bagaimana kamu kenal? 421 00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:24,153 Kami di Beverly Hills. 422 00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:25,822 TIFFANY & CO. 423 00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:27,657 GUCCI 424 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:29,742 BVLGARI 425 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:32,287 VERSACE LOUIS VUITTON 426 00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:33,997 LV LEBUH RODEO 427 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:05,945 Saya beri awak $100 untuk minggu ini. 428 00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:07,447 Bunyinya lumayan. 429 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:11,159 Ini terlalu pelik. Boleh kita patah balik? 430 00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:15,872 Akhirnya kamu berdua bertunang dan dah lama putus. 431 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:19,167 Ya, kalau awak kata tiga minggu itu lama. 432 00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:23,004 Kamu bertunang tiga minggu lepas? 433 00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:27,759 Julia, awak tak perlu cemburu apa-apa. 434 00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:30,678 Saya nampak Grant dengan wanita lain, 435 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:32,847 tapi tak bermakna saya nak dia semula. 436 00:40:47,403 --> 00:40:48,279 Nak sandwic? 437 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,867 Okey, saya dulu. 438 00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:56,788 Kami tak perlu berada di sini. 439 00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:59,624 - Kami baru lima hari bercinta. - Enam. 440 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:02,585 Lima, enam hari. 441 00:41:03,252 --> 00:41:04,963 Ini macam pemeriksaan. 442 00:41:05,672 --> 00:41:08,007 Ada jurang besar di antara kami 443 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,011 dan jurangnya semakin besar. 444 00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:16,557 Awak jujur pada dia? 445 00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:19,769 Agak jujur. 446 00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:22,563 Saya tak menipu dia atau apa-apa. 447 00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:25,566 Saya cuma… 448 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:29,821 Saya ada rahsia. 449 00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:32,240 Semua orang ada rahsia. 450 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,327 Saya menghidap hepatitis C. 451 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,293 Apa perasaan awak? 452 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:48,756 Sebenarnya saya tak pasti. 453 00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:53,553 Biar saya jelaskan. Saya cinta Julia. 454 00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:58,391 Saya nak dia bahagia. 455 00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:00,852 Saya nak benda-benda indah untuk dia. 456 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,813 Tapi ada masanya… 457 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:22,290 Biasalah. 458 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:25,001 Semasa dia tidur, saya nak ambil bantal dan… 459 00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:39,057 GAUN MURAH 460 00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:45,521 - Terima kasih tolong pilihkan gaun. - Sejujurnya, saya terkejut awak telefon. 461 00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:47,774 Awak sebahagian hidup Grant. 462 00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:51,152 Maknanya awak sebahagian hidup saya juga. 463 00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:55,406 Awak nampak macam tuan puteri. 464 00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:03,081 Awak tak rasa ia agak keterlaluan? 465 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:05,333 Tak langsung. 466 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,460 Biar saya pergi ambil pin. 467 00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:38,533 Kenapa mak paksa aku berpakaian begini? 468 00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:40,868 Aku nak tenyeh lolipop ini pada mak. 469 00:43:42,662 --> 00:43:44,413 Aku dengar pemikiran orang! 470 00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:48,042 Aku suka lelaki Puerto Rico. Mereka mengancam. 471 00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:52,088 Aku macam terperangkap dalam filem jahat Mel Gibson. 472 00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:56,551 Apa yang aku fikirkan? Dia penari ganti. 473 00:43:57,260 --> 00:43:59,554 Aku kahwin dengan Britney Spears! 474 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:01,889 Aku kaya! 475 00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:05,351 Aku kaya, tak guna! 476 00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:07,019 Bakal pengantin dah sedia? 477 00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:09,063 Bakal pengantin? Sial. 478 00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:10,731 Menyampah aku! 479 00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:13,734 Aku ada 24 jam untuk gagalkan majlis. 480 00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:14,986 Tak. 481 00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:16,154 Ya! 482 00:44:17,405 --> 00:44:20,158 Grant akan benci kau dan cinta aku balik. 483 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,535 Aku! 484 00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:24,704 Jangan dekati saya! 485 00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:54,961 Sekarang apa pula? 486 00:45:55,795 --> 00:45:57,505 Grant pernah ada tunang. 487 00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:59,757 Perempuan itu suka dia, saya tahu. 488 00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:02,468 Mereka ada sejarah cinta yang panjang. 489 00:46:03,469 --> 00:46:05,888 Macam mana saya nak bersaing? 490 00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:07,682 BIKINI MENJOLOK MATA 491 00:46:07,974 --> 00:46:09,600 Tak boleh. Dia bagus. 492 00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:12,895 Saya nak koyak benda ini! 493 00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:17,608 Semuanya berjalan lancar sebelum dia muncul. 494 00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:20,361 Grant tak lagi bersama Andy. Dia bersama awak. 495 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:23,823 Ketepikan rasa tak yakin. Semuanya akan berjaya. 496 00:46:24,198 --> 00:46:27,243 - Awak rasa begitu? - Tak, pelanggan saya rasa ya. 497 00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:33,874 Saya yakin pada awak dan Grant. 498 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:37,336 Tanpa awak sedari, awak akan berkahwin nanti. 499 00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:39,880 Kami akan berikrar. 500 00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:42,258 Tarian pertama kami. 501 00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:45,177 Nyalakan api. 502 00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:48,389 Q-Tip! 503 00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:49,849 Buang! 504 00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:51,475 Itu tarian? 505 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:53,561 Tak. 506 00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:59,066 Nampak tak ini? Inilah tempat awak. 507 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:00,985 Ini rumah awak. 508 00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:03,112 Bagaimana dengan ini? 509 00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:12,830 Dia menari krumping! 510 00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:34,518 Tak mengapa. 511 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:37,313 Tak apa, dia takkan pisahkan kami. 512 00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:40,733 Saya dan Grant ada makan malam latihan 513 00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:43,235 dan esok ialah hari penting. 514 00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:47,948 Sebaik saja kami berkahwin, semua akan jadi sempurna. 515 00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:48,908 Biar betul! 516 00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:53,996 Grant takkan kahwini kau. Kau tak cukup bagus. 517 00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:56,123 Jodoh dia dengan Andy. 518 00:47:56,499 --> 00:47:59,293 - Jangan cakap begitu! - Inilah diri kau. 519 00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:01,212 MAKANAN TAK SEDAP MAYONIS 520 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:03,089 Kau tak ada gaya langsung. 521 00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:07,593 Kau mungkin nampak lain, tapi di dalam kau tetap diri aku. 522 00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:09,470 Tolong, sudahlah. 523 00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:13,265 Kau akan selama-lamanya terperuk di kedai makan. 524 00:48:14,266 --> 00:48:16,268 Aku tak percaya kau. 525 00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:20,106 Cinta sejati itu mitos. 526 00:48:20,189 --> 00:48:22,233 Lebih baik kamu kahwini Nicky 527 00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,610 sebelum jadi anak dara tua gemuk. 528 00:48:24,985 --> 00:48:25,986 Takkan! 529 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,404 Tengoklah nanti. 530 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,411 KEDAI MAKAN ORANG GREEK 531 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:38,165 Tolong senyap, semua. 532 00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:40,584 Roz nak beri ucapan. 533 00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:43,337 Terima kasih, sayang. 534 00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:48,175 Saya nak buat ucap selamat. 535 00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:50,594 Kepada Grant dan Julia. 536 00:48:51,512 --> 00:48:54,056 Ya! Apa? 537 00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:56,809 Okey! Jom minum! 538 00:48:57,184 --> 00:48:58,394 Jom minum! 539 00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:21,333 Awak suka? 540 00:49:22,710 --> 00:49:25,171 Awak nampak mempesonakan. 541 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:29,466 Apa? Apa yang tak kena? 542 00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:35,431 Grant, percubaan memikat awak agak lemah. 543 00:49:36,849 --> 00:49:40,644 Saya harap awak tak terburu-buru nak kahwin dengan Julia 544 00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:44,690 sebab nak lupakan saya. 545 00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:47,109 Saya… 546 00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:05,794 Ya Tuhan. 547 00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:07,421 Karusel. 548 00:50:11,217 --> 00:50:13,344 Saya minta diri. 549 00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:25,397 Grant, ini makan malam latihan kita. 550 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:27,650 Esok kita dah nak kahwin. 551 00:50:29,693 --> 00:50:32,571 Saya nak tahu, awak masih suka Andy? 552 00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:34,990 Tentulah tak. 553 00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:37,910 Saya percaya awak. 554 00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:39,870 Saya cuma tak nak kecewa. 555 00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:42,248 Awak jangan risau. 556 00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:45,000 Saya amat sayang awak. 557 00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:46,919 Selama-lamanya. 558 00:50:48,629 --> 00:50:51,382 Pada saat aku terlihatmu 559 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:56,595 Sebelum aku melamarmu 560 00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,516 Kami berdoa untukmu 561 00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:05,229 Sambil menyikat bulu-buluku 562 00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:08,691 Kau tertanya-tanya Apa di dalam gaunku 563 00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:12,528 - Kami berdoa untukmu - Kami berdoa untukmu 564 00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:15,447 Selama-lamanya hatinya untukmu 565 00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:16,740 Dia mencintaimu 566 00:51:16,824 --> 00:51:19,493 Selama-lamanya kekal bersama 567 00:51:19,576 --> 00:51:20,786 Perceraian ada kos 568 00:51:20,869 --> 00:51:24,498 Bersama-sama, begitulah caranya Untuk kisah cinta ini 569 00:51:24,873 --> 00:51:28,252 Tinggalkan Grant Dia mesti kahwini Nicky 570 00:51:30,546 --> 00:51:33,882 Aku benar-benar mencintaimu, sayang 571 00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:37,261 Namun, Andy asyik berbisik padanya 572 00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:39,722 Kami berdoa untukmu 573 00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:43,767 Saya dan Grant akan berkahwin 574 00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:48,147 Jika terselamat daripada keluargaku dan perempuan tak guna 575 00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:51,150 Kami akan berdoa untukmu 576 00:51:51,608 --> 00:51:54,403 Selama-lamanya hatinya untukmu 577 00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:55,612 Dia mencintaimu 578 00:51:55,696 --> 00:51:58,407 Selama-lamanya kekal bersama 579 00:51:58,490 --> 00:51:59,867 Perceraian ada kosnya 580 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:03,954 Bersama-sama, begitulah caranya Untuk kisah cinta ini 581 00:52:04,038 --> 00:52:07,666 Aku ada satu malam Untuk halang perkahwinan ini 582 00:52:09,668 --> 00:52:11,712 Anakku sibuk 583 00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:12,921 - Sibuk - Sibuk 584 00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:16,425 Betul 585 00:52:16,675 --> 00:52:19,720 Dia akan setia 586 00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:21,138 Cintailah aku juga 587 00:52:21,513 --> 00:52:23,098 Makbulkan doanya 588 00:52:23,182 --> 00:52:25,017 Cuba posisi 22 589 00:52:25,351 --> 00:52:27,227 Marilah berseronok, sayang 590 00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:29,438 Kabulkan doanya 591 00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:32,524 Selama-lamanya hatinya untukmu 592 00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:33,901 Dia mencintaimu 593 00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:36,653 Selama-lamanya kekal bersama 594 00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:37,863 Bercerai ada kosnya 595 00:52:38,197 --> 00:52:41,992 Bersama-sama, begitulah caranya Untuk kisah cinta ini 596 00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:46,622 Adakah pengakhirannya Bahagia atau derita? 597 00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:08,060 Tidak! 598 00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:11,480 Jerawat pada hari perkahwinan aku! 599 00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:13,148 Tidak. 600 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,464 {\an8}MAJLIS KAHWIN JONES FOCKYERDODER 601 00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:39,842 Mana Julia? 602 00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:41,635 DIA LAMBAT 603 00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:46,348 Grant, saya takkan jadi pengapit awak kecuali saya beritahu ini. 604 00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:48,976 Julia tak layak dengan awak. 605 00:53:50,352 --> 00:53:51,437 Jangan begitu. 606 00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:53,480 Dia dah sejam lewat. 607 00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:58,068 Mungkin dia takut sebab dia tahu kamu berdua tak secocok. 608 00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:03,157 Terfikir tentang kita? 609 00:54:04,324 --> 00:54:07,286 - Ya. - Saya juga. 610 00:54:11,123 --> 00:54:12,166 Cincin nenek. 611 00:54:12,541 --> 00:54:15,461 Dia serahkan di saat kematiannya dan awak janji 612 00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:19,173 ia untuk wanita yang akan sehidup semati dengan awak. 613 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:20,424 Awak beri kepada saya. 614 00:54:25,429 --> 00:54:27,097 Cincin jari kaki atuk saya. 615 00:54:27,181 --> 00:54:29,475 Bukankah dia serahkan di saat kematiannya 616 00:54:29,558 --> 00:54:33,187 dan awak berjanji nak serahkan kepada wanita yang awak hargai? 617 00:54:34,396 --> 00:54:36,982 Awak berikan kepada saya juga. 618 00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:39,401 Julia… 619 00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:42,529 Dia cuma pengubat kekecewaan. 620 00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:46,283 Saya dah sedia nak terima awak semula. Kahwin dengan saya. 621 00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:52,498 Andy, perasaan saya terhadap awak dah berubah. 622 00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:53,540 Saya nak Julia. 623 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,295 Kalau begitu, satu ciuman terakhir. 624 00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:09,973 Julia, tak. 625 00:55:21,610 --> 00:55:22,611 KEMBALILAH 626 00:55:24,696 --> 00:55:26,406 SAYA BUAT SILAP 627 00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:29,660 SAYA TAK GUNA 628 00:55:32,704 --> 00:55:34,122 BETUL-BETUL TAK GUNA 629 00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:22,087 Diam! Sekarang pukul 4.00 pagi! 630 00:56:22,170 --> 00:56:23,964 Bedebah! 631 00:56:24,506 --> 00:56:26,925 Matikan radio itu! 632 00:56:34,808 --> 00:56:37,853 Saya tengah tonton Desperate Housewives. 633 00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:41,773 Pergi guna iPod! 634 00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:52,492 MAKAN MALAM UNTUK WANITA KESEPIAN 635 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:20,896 Jinxers? 636 00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:44,878 KEDAI MAKAN 637 00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:46,505 Julia! 638 00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:53,595 Mari tamatkan kekecewaan kamu. 639 00:58:07,025 --> 00:58:11,363 Julia, sudikah awak mengahwini saya? 640 00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:16,994 Tolonglah. 641 00:58:20,998 --> 00:58:23,166 - Tadi itu bagus, bukan? - Ya. 642 00:58:24,459 --> 00:58:26,461 Ayah tahu Nicky ada kekurangan, 643 00:58:27,546 --> 00:58:29,464 tapi berilah dia peluang. 644 00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:34,511 Semasa ayah dan mak berkahwin, kami tak berapa mengenali. 645 00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:36,847 Dulu ayah pengantin katalog, 646 00:58:36,930 --> 00:58:38,557 tak fasih bahasa Inggeris. 647 00:58:39,391 --> 00:58:42,644 - Ayah asal Jersey. - Ayah nak jelaskan. 648 00:58:43,228 --> 00:58:45,272 Pada mulanya, kami tak serasi. 649 00:58:45,981 --> 00:58:48,984 Tapi kami cuba saling memahami dan menghormati. 650 00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:52,446 Ayah bangga kami dah 30 tahun berkahwin 651 00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:56,575 dan ayah ada kamu dan adik kamu sebagai bukti. 652 00:58:57,409 --> 00:59:00,662 Mungkin itu bukan kisah dongeng yang kamu idamkan, 653 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:02,539 tapi itulah kehidupan sebenar. 654 00:59:03,498 --> 00:59:04,583 Jadi, macam mana? 655 00:59:08,170 --> 00:59:10,672 Selama ini saya memperbodohkan diri saya. 656 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:13,383 Jejaka idaman tak wujud. 657 00:59:14,342 --> 00:59:18,638 Cinta sejati cuma wujud dalam filem. 658 00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:23,935 Baiklah, ayah. 659 00:59:24,019 --> 00:59:25,145 Saya kahwini Nicky. 660 00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:29,066 Sambung kerja. 661 00:59:32,486 --> 00:59:35,197 JAKSA PENDAMAI 662 00:59:51,379 --> 00:59:52,255 Kamu menangis. 663 00:59:54,341 --> 00:59:56,301 Tangisan kegembiraan, ayah. 664 01:00:02,974 --> 01:00:05,227 Terima kasih, Frank. Saya ambil alih. 665 01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:10,232 Kita di sini untuk bersama lelaki 666 01:00:11,191 --> 01:00:13,610 dan wanita ini bersatu dalam perkahwinan. 667 01:00:14,361 --> 01:00:18,657 Perkahwinan ialah perkara yang tidak boleh diambil ringan. 668 01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:22,786 Ia mestilah dihormati oleh dua insan yang benar-benar dilamun cinta. 669 01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:09,749 DA SHIZNIT 670 01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:29,269 Jika ada alasan mereka berdua tak boleh berkahwin, 671 01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:32,772 maklumkan sekarang atau diam selamanya. 672 01:01:44,492 --> 01:01:46,119 - Saya bantah! - Syukur. 673 01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:53,001 Ini bukan kemahuan kamu. 674 01:01:54,294 --> 01:01:55,253 Kemahuan ayah. 675 01:01:56,963 --> 01:01:59,633 Ayah silap tentang Grant. Dia baik orangnya. 676 01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:02,344 Dia suka kamu semasa kamu hodoh. 677 01:02:02,761 --> 01:02:04,387 - Mana ayah tahu? - Waktu kamu ulang kenang. 678 01:02:04,930 --> 01:02:07,140 Kamu dah Grant ditakdirkan bersama. 679 01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:08,808 Entahlah. 680 01:02:09,351 --> 01:02:10,352 Baca ini. 681 01:02:13,688 --> 01:02:14,731 CARA HILANG KEKASIH DALAM 10 HARI 682 01:02:14,814 --> 01:02:16,524 Sayangku Julia, maafkan saya. 683 01:02:17,192 --> 01:02:18,860 Betul-betul minta maaf. 684 01:02:18,944 --> 01:02:21,446 Saya betul-betul minta maaf. 685 01:02:22,614 --> 01:02:25,033 Maaf amat sukar untuk dilafazkan. 686 01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:29,454 Jika awak boleh maafkan saya dan mahu kembali, 687 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,707 saya berjanji saya akan ada untuk awak. 688 01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:35,377 Jika awak masih mencintai saya, 689 01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:38,088 jom jumpa di tempat Meg Ryan jumpa Tom Hanks. 690 01:02:38,797 --> 01:02:39,839 Di Internet? 691 01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:43,176 Tak, bukan di You've Got Mail, dan Sleepless in Seattle. 692 01:02:43,927 --> 01:02:48,056 Ya. Di dek pemerhatian Bangunan Empire State. 693 01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:49,182 Bagaimana nak ke sana? 694 01:02:49,557 --> 01:02:52,394 Saya akan hantar MapQuest ke Blackberry awak. 695 01:02:53,019 --> 01:02:55,522 Saya cuma ada T-Mobile Sidekick. 696 01:02:55,897 --> 01:02:57,565 Boleh pinjam Treo 650 mak. 697 01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:02,821 Kita jumpa di tempat janji temu pertama kita? 698 01:03:02,904 --> 01:03:04,531 Restoran A? 699 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:06,700 Itu di pusat bandar. Jalan sesak. 700 01:03:08,034 --> 01:03:09,786 Di bumbung apartmen awak? 701 01:03:10,161 --> 01:03:12,122 Okey, boleh. 702 01:03:13,248 --> 01:03:14,916 Ini keluaran 6 bulan lepas. 703 01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:16,710 Harap dia masih tunggu. 704 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,878 Dia bodoh jika tak tunggu kamu. 705 01:03:19,254 --> 01:03:22,257 - Pergi dapatkan dia, sayang. - Terima kasih, ayah. 706 01:03:44,529 --> 01:03:47,365 Teksi! 707 01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:52,746 SUDAHLAH, DIA TAK DATANG 708 01:03:53,538 --> 01:03:54,789 Ayuh! 709 01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:56,166 Tolong! 710 01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:58,626 Awak buat saya bengang! 711 01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,545 Saya nak ke pusat bandar. 712 01:04:10,138 --> 01:04:11,014 Saya terhutang budi. 713 01:04:11,598 --> 01:04:13,850 Memang! Saya Hitch, perempuan! 714 01:04:50,095 --> 01:04:52,097 Lekas! Buka! 715 01:05:00,688 --> 01:05:01,773 Tolonglah. 716 01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:04,317 Tolonglah. 717 01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:46,484 Dia aku punya! 718 01:05:48,027 --> 01:05:49,904 Jangan kacau kekasih aku! 719 01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:18,933 Aku dah terlambat. 720 01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:21,853 Julia! 721 01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:38,077 Apa jadi selepas putera selamatkan puteri? 722 01:06:39,037 --> 01:06:41,164 Puteri selamatkan putera itu semula. 723 01:06:42,373 --> 01:06:44,626 Awak buat saya nak jadi lelaki yang lebih baik. 724 01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:47,879 Saya jatuh cinta sejak kali pertama. 725 01:06:48,796 --> 01:06:53,218 Saya cuma gadis yang berdiri di depan seorang lelaki, 726 01:06:53,301 --> 01:06:55,845 meminta lelaki itu mencintai dirinya. 727 01:07:36,511 --> 01:07:39,389 Apa? Saya juga paderi yang ditahbiskan. 728 01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:50,942 Dengan kuasa yang diberikan, saya umumkan kamu suami isteri. 729 01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:52,735 Tunjuk rasa cinta. 730 01:08:14,048 --> 01:08:15,758 Syabas! 731 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:43,745 Julia! 732 01:08:44,412 --> 01:08:46,122 Ini untuk kamu. 733 01:08:50,835 --> 01:08:52,795 Termometer vagina. 734 01:08:54,631 --> 01:08:57,467 Ia memberitahu waktu subur kamu. 735 01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:59,594 Keluarga kami dah lama guna. 736 01:08:59,677 --> 01:09:02,805 Kalau nak ia jadi termometer bertuah, jangan cuci. 737 01:09:09,354 --> 01:09:10,480 - Julia. - Ayah. 738 01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:15,943 Ayah kena cari pelayan baharu. 739 01:09:17,195 --> 01:09:18,321 Dah tiba masanya. 740 01:09:25,286 --> 01:09:26,621 Mari sini. 741 01:09:29,082 --> 01:09:30,416 Hei. 742 01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:33,086 Jaga dia baik-baik. 743 01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:37,840 Baiklah. 744 01:09:37,924 --> 01:09:41,094 Selamat jalan! Semoga berjaya! 745 01:09:52,939 --> 01:09:56,150 Hei, sempat tak hadiri majlis kahwin Fockyerdoder? 746 01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:58,611 Selamat tinggal. 747 01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:01,322 Kami hidup bahagia buat selama-lamanya. 748 01:10:01,406 --> 01:10:02,281 DIARI JULIA JONES 749 01:10:02,365 --> 01:10:05,702 Tapi sebelum bulan madu kami ke Pulau Kong yang romantik. 750 01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:24,846 Tolong saya! 751 01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:34,272 Tolong! 752 01:10:34,647 --> 01:10:36,482 Teruskan merakam. 753 01:10:36,816 --> 01:10:38,443 Ya Tuhan! 754 01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:41,779 Tolong! 755 01:10:44,949 --> 01:10:47,493 Tidak. 756 01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:54,667 Carmen Electra. 757 01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:57,420 Carmen Electra! 758 01:10:58,337 --> 01:11:01,883 Carmen Electra! 759 01:11:01,966 --> 01:11:04,427 Sedapnya. 760 01:11:04,510 --> 01:11:05,970 Lain daripada biasa. 761 01:11:08,222 --> 01:11:10,767 Ya! 762 01:11:12,018 --> 01:11:13,728 {\an8}PUNGGUNG BESAR MINUMAN 763 01:11:14,896 --> 01:11:16,230 Saya suka berbulu. 764 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,090 Ya! 765 01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:46,803 Ya! 766 01:11:47,178 --> 01:11:48,554 Ya! 767 01:11:48,638 --> 01:11:50,014 Bagus! 768 01:11:50,097 --> 01:11:51,474 Ya, minum. 769 01:11:51,557 --> 01:11:54,185 Awak pasti suka. 770 01:11:54,268 --> 01:11:56,938 Tangan Cos pegang punggung awak? 771 01:12:02,026 --> 01:12:03,611 Berhenti! 772 01:12:05,530 --> 01:12:07,406 Saya pemain tenis amatur 773 01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:09,992 dan hujan gerimis semasa saya sedang main 774 01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:14,080 dan Roz secara sukarela tolong pegang dan keringkan bola saya. 775 01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:16,040 - Bolanya… - Hari hujan. 776 01:12:16,123 --> 01:12:18,876 Bolanya selalu basah, tak kira hujan atau tak. 777 01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:33,641 {\an8}Hei, sempat tak untuk parodi lain? 778 01:12:35,101 --> 01:12:40,273 Ia di Hudson dengan pemandangan latar langit yang memukau. 779 01:12:42,066 --> 01:12:43,943 Ya! Apa? 780 01:12:44,026 --> 01:12:45,528 Okey! 781 01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:46,988 Minum! 782 01:12:47,071 --> 01:12:49,490 Kami berdoa untuk awak. 783 01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:19,478 Kebudak-budakan. 784 01:14:36,681 --> 01:14:38,975 Berapa kerap awak bersetubuh? 785 01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:41,477 Saya tak faham soalan. 786 01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:43,938 Ia filem PG13. 787 01:14:44,021 --> 01:14:47,108 Kami terhad dengan kandungan seksual yang ringan. 788 01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:49,610 Atas paras pinggang… 789 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:54,115 - Atas baju, tiada lidah. - Tiada lidah. 790 01:14:54,865 --> 01:14:56,701 Bagaimana dengan minggu ini? 791 01:14:59,912 --> 01:15:01,038 127 kali. 792 01:22:10,467 --> 01:22:14,513 Terjemahan sari kata oleh Yanti Arshad