1 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:09,926 Atlanta, we've been waiting for this one! 2 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,262 This is The 85 South Show! 3 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:15,432 There is no other show like this. 4 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:19,436 We've got three of the funniest people on the planet on one stage, 5 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,271 and it's all improv. 6 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:28,570 You've seen him on Wild N' Out, Comedy Central, and BET. 7 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:30,363 From Washington, DC, 8 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:33,241 we've got Chico Bean! 9 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:39,873 He started out his comedy career as a social media superstar, 10 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:44,002 and now he's selling out arenas all across the country. 11 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:45,879 He's from the westside of Atlanta. 12 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:49,174 DC Young Fly! 13 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:57,098 You've seen him on Last Comic Standing, Wild 'N Out, and All Def Comedy. 14 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,558 From Oxford, Mississippi, 15 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,102 Karlous Miller! 16 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:05,607 This is The 85 South Show, 17 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:07,108 Ghetto Legends! 18 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:11,112 With special guests Rich Homie Quan 19 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:14,324 and Goodie Mob! 20 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:22,290 -Uh-oh! -Yeah! 21 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:32,801 Where we… 22 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:44,938 Yes, sir! 23 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:47,982 Atlanta, westside!- 24 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:52,570 Westside, the motherfucking best side, bitch! 25 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:56,116 Atlanta, what's happening? 26 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:57,617 Uh-oh! 27 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:01,162 Oh! 28 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,332 -This motherfucker lit good. -Ooh. 29 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:05,834 This shit look good. 30 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:08,962 Look at this shit, looking like Morris Brown in this motherfucker! 31 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:10,130 What it look like? 32 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:58,428 She from Echo Ridge, that shit stank! 33 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,556 -Talk to 'em, Lous. -Hold up. 34 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,475 Hold up. Y'all think it's a game. Stop. Stop everything. 35 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:06,269 - Hold up. Stop everything. - Yo. 36 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,354 - You think it's a game. - What? 37 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,231 I got a Black girl that play the violin. 38 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:11,649 -You're bullshitting. -Watch. 39 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,735 Turn it back up, watch this! 40 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,822 Beethoven ain't got shit on you. 41 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:20,033 Yo. 42 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:24,537 Give me one more and one below. 43 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,874 - Yo, I like that. - Yeah, I like that. 44 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:29,500 Do the high pitch. 45 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:36,132 - Damn! - Ooh! 46 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:39,928 Do that one more time. That sounded like good head. Do that. 47 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,555 I had some head sounded like that one time. 48 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:48,728 She must've just brushed her teeth if the head sounded like that. 49 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:50,104 I don't want head like that. 50 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,649 Don't it look like her titties kept playing in the car? 51 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:55,068 She separated 'em. "Get over there, get over there." 52 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,570 "I'm sick of this." 53 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,697 I bet when you take that goddamn bra off, 54 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,741 your titties drop like an old-school rapper. 55 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:05,912 How y'all feel? 56 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:10,667 This shit crazy! 57 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,837 Y'all might as well enjoy yourself. 58 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,006 You know your car getting broke into tonight. 59 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:21,135 We are in Atlanta, the home of… 60 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:23,763 You gotta roll your windows down and unlock your car 61 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:25,515 so your shit don't get broke into. 62 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,310 - It's my birthday! - Who birthday? 63 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:31,354 Not with that dress on. 64 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:35,275 -Shit… yes, it is. -You went to Party City, you trippin'. 65 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:37,026 Wait a fucking minute. 66 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,487 She stood up and said, "It's my birthday!" 67 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:41,322 Her nigga said, "Don't look hard." 68 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:46,369 Nigga, you know I don't want her. You don't even half want her. 69 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,871 Here in a little turtleneck. Nigga look like a priest. 70 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,958 He told me don't look at her, but his girl about to hug DC. 71 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,543 You a terrible boyfriend. 72 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,256 Don't worry about it. Sit on down. 73 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:01,843 See? You arguing with me, and she over there being for the streets. 74 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:03,344 Yeah, it's all good. 75 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,722 She got that lip ring. She got two of them. 76 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,890 You ain't changed them since you got them. 77 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,643 Hey, she gonna cheat on you, my nigga. It's over with. 78 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,812 I think she about to cheat. 79 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,170 I'll take a picture. 80 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:39,797 Talkin' about, "Let's go." Saggy-ass titties. 81 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:42,925 I'm just only saying what I see. 82 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:46,179 On some real shit, it do look like 83 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:48,765 somebody grabbed her titties, squeezed, and let them go. 84 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:54,145 Hey, Fly, what is Atlanta? 85 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:55,646 Atlanta. That's it. 86 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:59,901 -Fulton County. -Now we're in College Park. 87 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:01,569 College Park is College Park. 88 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:03,279 College Park is not Atlanta. 89 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,324 It's like, you know… It's College Park. 90 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,328 'Cause I'm from Atlanta. I went to APS. 91 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:11,829 -Atlanta Public Schools. -Okay. 92 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:16,042 Fulton County, westside, APD ride on my street. 93 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,711 You can't tell me nothing, bitch. 94 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:22,924 So, what constitutes being from Atlanta? 95 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:26,094 They say if you were born at Grady, Crawford Long, 96 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:28,513 Georgia Baptist, you know what I'm saying? 97 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:31,099 -Okay. -That's really Atlanta hospitals. 98 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,935 When you leave the hospital, your house gotta be in Atlanta too. 99 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:35,561 I'mma tell you the easiest way. 100 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,023 Everything inside of 285… 101 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,149 Is Atlanta. 102 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,402 -Most of it. -Supposed to be. 103 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:43,611 Most of it. 104 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:45,571 Look at all them niggas from outside 285. 105 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,657 Fuck y'all pussy-ass niggas! 106 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,492 I put my work in. 107 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:51,869 Nah, this College Park. This shit different. 108 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,830 -What's different? -See, like, in Atlanta… 109 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,165 - They break into your car. Mm-hm. - Right. 110 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,293 In College Park, they take shit off your car. 111 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:02,588 They taking all kinds of shit down here. 112 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:05,842 I seen a nigga snatch a nigga food at the food court. They not playing. 113 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:09,095 Jesus, you mean to tell me you break in a car in Atlanta, 114 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:12,807 but in College Park, they gonna steal your catalytic converter off your shit? 115 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:16,602 No, in College Park, they do shit like they'll take the whole tire off, 116 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,104 and steal your baby seat. 117 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:19,856 Damn! 118 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:24,026 These niggas down here do shit like bust your window and lock your door. 119 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:28,197 Know what type of nigga you got to be to steal baby clothes? 120 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:31,075 "Hey, bro, I got couple of 2Ts and 3Ts if you need them." 121 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:32,785 Somebody need them. 122 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:33,786 Shit real. 123 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:36,164 My homeboy, they busted his window out. 124 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,082 - No! - Stole the baby seat. 125 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,459 He put some plastic up. 126 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:43,045 I guess it was the same niggas. They came out and bust his plastic out. 127 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,383 He must've did something. They had a problem with him. 128 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,218 Won't let that nigga have plastic. 129 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,095 Man! Look at this shit, man. 130 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:54,557 We are in Atlanta with all these beautiful Black people in here. 131 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,101 Looks like a cold-ass graduation in this motherfucker. 132 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,771 Shit look lit! Look at all these niggas. Who got some weed? 133 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:02,565 Fuck that bullshit. What's happening? 134 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:03,524 Where my focus at? 135 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:06,235 I'm through smoking weed. That shit done got too strong. 136 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,280 Why you say that? Why you say the weed got too strong, Karlous? 137 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:10,948 That shit done got too strong, bro. 138 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,617 I know they put that fen-phen in it. 139 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,160 'Cause I was high the other day, 140 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:17,663 fucked around and ordered a pregnancy pillow, nigga. 141 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,584 -The one that you lay between the legs? -Nigga… 142 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,169 That ain't really a bad idea. 143 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:26,088 I'm at home taking naps like I'm ten months. 144 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:30,301 And I done got used to it. I done laid my nuts off the side. 145 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,805 That shit's good though. 146 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:37,642 I can deal with the weed. I just can't fuck with the edibles. 147 00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:39,977 I can't do the edibles. I'mma tell the story. 148 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:41,646 Karlous gave me an edible one time, 149 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:44,273 shit made me start smoking regular weed for three years. 150 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:48,277 I went in the bathroom, looked in the mirror, my eyelashes flew off my face. 151 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,196 Nigga, I was like, "Nigga, I'm trippin'!" 152 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:52,073 Fuck that. I ain't fucking with no edibles. 153 00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:54,659 I used to pop pills, nigga. I'm really from the trenches. 154 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:56,577 Martin Luther King. Stop playing with me. 155 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,788 Hamilton E Holmes, boy, was my train station. 156 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:02,416 Martin Luther King would not approve of you popping no goddamn pills, nigga. 157 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,545 Just saying, it's a long-ass ride when you come from Five Points. 158 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:08,005 That's an hour and a half. You gotta be on something. 159 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:09,590 See, you didn't even catch that. 160 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:12,969 See, only a nigga from Atlanta, when he tell you five different things 161 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,179 that ain't got shit to do with he talking about, 162 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,848 that mean he serious as fuck about what he about to say. 163 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:18,975 Hell you talking about? 164 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:22,270 Martin Luther King, my grandma house purple. Fuck you talking about? 165 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:24,397 Fell off my bike when I was seven. 166 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:27,608 Got in a fight with Lil Tay-Tay. What the fuck you talking about? 167 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,194 Real nigga shit. 168 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,445 No cap. 169 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,073 Ain't nobody's threw me no weed, bruh. 170 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:36,576 Goddamn. I said, "Let me get a three-five!" 171 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,287 These white folks ain't gonna do nothing to you. 172 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:43,082 They scared. They're like, "Oh no, I don't wanna get locked up." 173 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:46,961 Just throw it, ain't nobody gonna see who threw it. Just throw it far. 174 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,591 I go to see, and I'm like, "There goes my weed." 175 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:55,136 Niggas smarter than that. They ain't bringing no weed in here. 176 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:57,763 Soon as they saw the goddamn Convention Center, they were like, 177 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,016 "Hell, no, boy, them Fed charges." 178 00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:05,021 Well, we're in Atlanta, boy, somebody's got an ounce in their nuts right now. 179 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,524 Just going through the aisle, "You straight, my boy?" 180 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:12,069 This nigga said you got a whole ounce in your nuts. Nobody wanna smoke that. 181 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,322 I got that za. You straight, Baba? 182 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:16,616 Nigga fucking around… 183 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,868 He look like he work at Enterprise. Ugly-ass… 184 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:20,911 Who work at Enterprise? 185 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:24,498 This bald-headed nigga right here. That nigga work at Enterprise. 186 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,916 "We got three cars left." 187 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,377 That nigga look like the bad guy off a Tyler Perry movie. 188 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,589 He look like that nigga cheat on his wife in a Tyler Perry movie. 189 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:33,674 He was watching you. 190 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:40,056 For real? This is how my city gonna do? Ain't nobody gonna throw a nigga no weed? 191 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,724 I went to Minnesota, I said, 192 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,851 "Throw me some weed." Them niggas was like… 193 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,981 They threw it. Why y'all looking like an Easter egg hunt? 194 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,067 "Where the weed, y'all?" 195 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:56,447 -Not no pre-rolled. That shit-- -Hell nah. 196 00:10:56,530 --> 00:11:00,326 I'm from the city. You got me fucked up. That shit got a Percocet 30 in it. 197 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:01,243 Hell nah. 198 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,329 Stop. Turn the music off. Stop. 199 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:04,497 -Yeah. -See? 200 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,123 This is what I'm mad at. 201 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:09,585 And you can tell they just rolled that blunt 'cause it is still wet. 202 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,503 Ugh! 203 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,171 Don't nobody want that shit. 204 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:14,048 Yeah, that shit got drugs in it. 205 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:15,883 Give it back to the community! 206 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,514 Only at The 85 South Show 207 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:24,558 will you get a blunt thrown in your direction in your section. 208 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,143 What the fuck is wrong with you? 209 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,771 Crazy part about it is somebody caught it with one hand. 210 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:32,858 That nigga caught that motherfucker. He's sniffing it. Don't smoke that shit! 211 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,194 You fuck around and smoke that shit, you gonna be… 212 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,613 Somebody gonna unravel that. 213 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:43,744 How many 85 South Show fans, 85-percenters we got in here tonight? 214 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:46,622 -That fuck with us for real. -That got the app. 215 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:50,251 So if you're a real 85-percenter, you know what that picture mean. 216 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:51,752 What that mean right there? 217 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,297 Look how Marvin is looking at you. 218 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,049 He's looking at you for some shit. 219 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,468 What? He's looking at me for some shit? 220 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,763 No, that nigga gonna be looking at you later, like, "Bitch, you done…" 221 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,890 -This… -Catch my breath… 222 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,852 What the hell are you doing? 223 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:08,936 I'm hot, nigga! 224 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:11,397 Nigga, we are shooting a special, 225 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,734 and you is doing your OnlyFans content on stage. 226 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,903 I'm trying to get some more followers, dig? 227 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,201 Y'all some freaky-ass ladies, 228 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:27,455 y'all like niggas that's built like ex-drug addicts and shit. 229 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,206 Ha, ha! 230 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,167 Oh, I know… Oh. Oh. 231 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,169 - You talkin' 'bout me? - Yeah. 232 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:36,338 You know you built like you used to be in a wheelchair or something. 233 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,342 No offense to the people who still in them. 234 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,636 Your ass gonna be on Depends in three more years. 235 00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:46,098 -Well, that just depends. -Hey. Stop. 236 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,142 We supposed to be brothers. 237 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:51,645 Shut up, nigga, you got a leather shirt on like you paint pictures. 238 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:57,193 I had to wear some leather, nigga, this shit is nice. 239 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,529 Nigga tryin' to look serious as hell with his trench coat. 240 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:06,243 That nigga be lying, telling everybody he do real estate. 241 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:08,788 That nigga just started. 242 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:13,709 That's that coat Dave Chappelle had on when he was a crackhead on his show. 243 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,213 That's that Tyrone Biggums jacket he got on. 244 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,508 -What? -What the fuck? 245 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:24,804 -Why you start playing that music, nigga? -I didn't no what to do. 246 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,639 Nigga hit the porno music. 247 00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:29,308 I went into crackhead mode, I didn't know what to do. 248 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:32,937 Nigga, you don't see that, we went all out for this show. 249 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:35,439 - Yes, we did. - I got a nigga on a tuba. 250 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:42,363 When the last time you even seen a tuba, since you was in 9th or 10th grade? 251 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,115 They found that nigga at Morris Brown. 252 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:49,119 I had to fly all the way to New Orleans to find a nigga on a tuba, nigga. 253 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,499 Okay, play that bitch again. 254 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:54,959 That nigga just farted. 255 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,087 Hold up, gimme some tuba, nigga. 256 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:04,051 Ladies and gentlemen, 257 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,594 we present to you 258 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,181 the baddest band in all of the land, 259 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:15,437 led by the one and only, John "Loose-leg" Whitfield. 260 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:20,442 Stop fucking with me, my degree. 261 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,529 - Ah! Ah! Ah! - Unh! Unh! Unh! 262 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,462 I was like, y'all niggas was in the band? I ain't know what the fuck to do. 263 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,215 I just did the only thing I… 264 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,803 - Yeah, I play drums. - You did? 265 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,638 -Yeah. -You know how to play the drums? 266 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,599 - Man, what? - Figure… 267 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,684 Well, play something, then. 268 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,353 -Play something, then. -That nigga ain't finna do shit. 269 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,981 - Lous gonna give you some. - Kick us some shit. 270 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,065 Let's hear it. 271 00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:02,776 This nigga don't know what the drums is. 272 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,976 Play that shit! 273 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,815 Ooh! 274 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,205 What's that one right there? 275 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:39,373 Goddamn it! 276 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,792 Hey! 277 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,127 That's how you do it! 278 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,256 Don't play with that boy. Look, that nigga sitting right there, 279 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,717 "He was playing that shit for real?" Yeah. 280 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,344 That couch stink. 281 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,561 Look at all y'all freaky-ass ladies. 282 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:04,356 Ladies, y'all better stop, you screaming here with a nigga like, 283 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,901 "Bitch, don't you ever goddamn make no noise like that for no nigga." 284 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,446 There's some freaky-ass women in here, boy. 285 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,616 Y'all like niggas that's shaped like gunshot victims? 286 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,704 I know you ain't talkin'. 287 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:21,290 Nigga drinks Ensures in the morning. Shut your ass… 288 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,917 -Wait! -"Give me two of them Ensures…" 289 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,045 Stop! 290 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,838 We supposed to be brothers. 291 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,382 No, but for real, you built like… 292 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,343 -A healthy crackhead. -Yeah… 293 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,138 I'm built like T.I. when he walk. 294 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,349 I'm just gonna just… 295 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,851 What you say, partner? 296 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,521 Don't he look like he about to say, 297 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:47,024 "Nephew, I ain't on that shit no more, look at me!" 298 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,860 All right now, Karlous, you get two more. 299 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:56,075 "Hand me two of them Ensures out that small refrigerator right there." 300 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,910 Two more? I only got two more? 301 00:17:57,993 --> 00:18:00,871 -What about Chico, look at his back. -Aw, lord! 302 00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,915 Now y'all niggas gonna put me in it. 303 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,625 You better keep roasting me. 304 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,544 Leave me alone, DC, you built like a curling iron, nigga. 305 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:12,299 Nigga, you go swimming with all your clothes on. Ugly-ass boy, the fuck? 306 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,676 Boy, you look like a windshield wiper. 307 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,681 Chico, you keep that hat on 'cause the top of your head got a soft spot. 308 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,849 Ha! 309 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,059 Boy got cradle cap! 310 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:23,769 Ha! 311 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,604 Hey, fuck you! 312 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:28,023 Talking 'bout, "That's dandruff." That's cradle cap! 313 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,068 It was cold that day, I had to wash my shit. Fuck y'all niggas. 314 00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,112 That nigga need to drink some breast milk. 315 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,281 -We friends now. -Y'all friends again, oh. 316 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,494 -Good fucking job, assholes. -You know we got to talk shit about you. 317 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:41,954 Your shirt got a shirt on. 318 00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:44,832 Nigga, this is leather. 319 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,458 Trying to hide that back. 320 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:51,880 If I got shot, you got hit by a car. I don't give a fuck. 321 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,590 I mean, I'll take that. 322 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:54,633 I'll take that. 323 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:57,010 -Goddamn it. -Show them folks your spine. 324 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,345 Yeah. 325 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:00,931 You're built like a coffee straw, get out of here. 326 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:02,724 Ooh! 327 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:07,271 Real shit, DC, you are built like you just learned how to walk two years ago. 328 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:12,109 Man, you got arthritis in your kneecaps. Ugly-ass boy, what the fuck? 329 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,027 You a old-ass nigga. 330 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,115 Both of y'all age together is 150, say something. 331 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,869 "He finna keep your boy young, keep fucking with me. Let go!" 332 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,082 Fuck you. 333 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,252 Hey DC, you built like them things that be at the car dealership. 334 00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,381 You look just like that bitch. 335 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:37,176 Boy, your back look like a Church's biscuit, ugly-ass! 336 00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:45,976 Mr. Ensure, you wanna say something else? 337 00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:49,396 Boy, you don't get your ass out of here, looking like Not Smoke. 338 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:56,570 - What did you say? - Not Pop Smoke, that's Not Smoke. 339 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,864 Not Smoke? 340 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,492 - Boy! - Whitney! 341 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,161 - What? - Whitney. 342 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,371 -Oh yeah. -Old-ass nigga. 343 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,416 When you go to sleep, boy, you got a pillow for your legs. 344 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,836 "Prop my feet up, I need to get it up." 345 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:19,635 Hey, you got a pillow for your back? Ugly-ass mother… 346 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:25,432 Don't let him do that, bruh, told ya. 347 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,060 What? Chico, your head big as hell. 348 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,520 Nigga, I don't give a fuck, what? 349 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,690 -Yeah, nigga. -Look, Karlous. Karlous, look! 350 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,776 This how big this nigga pillow is. 351 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,029 You see it. 352 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,952 Matter fact, DC, you built like this braid, nigga, fuck outta here. 353 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,162 You built like my braid. 354 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,499 Tell the folks why you ain't never play football. 355 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,168 Everybody in the crowd laughed when you took your hat off. 356 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,671 Except that one girl right there. She was like, "Ooh." 357 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,881 I don't give a fuck, y'all ladies. 358 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,509 You know you look like this under that wig. Stop bullshittin'. 359 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,719 - Facts. - You peel that lace front back… 360 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,180 -You got the Chico Bean under your shit. -Facts. 361 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,058 Who be braiding your hair? They need to be sued. 362 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,852 You mad 'cause I only gotta pay half price. 363 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,771 "We're gonna be starting in the middle." 364 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:14,523 Shit. 365 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,734 Ladies, if you look down at Chico eating your pussy, 366 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,778 it's gonna look like you're having a baby. 367 00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,703 Shit, you look down at me eating your pussy, 368 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,997 you'll think it's two different niggas eating it, 369 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,291 'cause I'm bald in the front, braids in the back. 370 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,626 That's crazy, bruh. 371 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:38,463 The front of your head looks like Squidward's house. Ugly-ass… 372 00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:40,841 "No, SpongeBob." 373 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,636 Leave my nigga alone, bruh. 374 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,472 That's what the fuck we do here. This is The 85 South Show. 375 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,766 We don't give a fuck what you built like. 376 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,852 -I do. -We'll talk about your ass. 377 00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:55,522 Don't you think you can just come up on me, "DC, I love you…" 378 00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:05,991 Stop doing that, 'cause that ain't gonna stop nobody from fuckin' with you. 379 00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:07,200 I don't give a fuck. 380 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,911 Sometimes people don't even know what's wrong with you. 381 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,497 Don't be insecure about your flaws. 382 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,583 I fucked with a girl damn near two years 383 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,085 before I found out she ain't have but one hand. 384 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,212 Ha-ha-ha. 385 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:21,465 Nah, she used to keep it pulled up in her shirt. 386 00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:22,883 I just thought she was cold. 387 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,971 What the fuck, man? 388 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,977 So you ain't never see her take no bath? 389 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,021 How did you find out the hand was gone? 390 00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:39,691 She had to open her iPhone, and she had it set on the fingerprint. 391 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,653 But she just used the whole thing. 392 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,033 -Fuck y'all. -I don't give a fuck. 393 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:50,243 -I used to talk to… -I stopped fuckin' with her. 394 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,454 It didn't even have shit to do with her hand. 395 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:54,373 I didn't give a fuck about that shit. 396 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:56,583 I broke up with her. She talked too bad to me. 397 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:57,959 What she say, bro? 398 00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:00,545 -She said she couldn't handle me. -No… 399 00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:03,924 Know what you shoulda told her? 400 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:04,841 Think about it. 401 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,928 I fucked with a bitch who had a hip replacement. I ain't know. 402 00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:10,972 And she had a cane, 'cause when she first came to my room, 403 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,849 she was leanin' on the cane. 404 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,687 I'm looking through the peephole, "There go that bitch." I open the door, 405 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:20,148 she came through, "Excuse me." I was like, "Hold up." 406 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:22,275 "You at the wrong door." 407 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,945 -How she come in? -But I fucked her, though. 408 00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:26,571 How? 409 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:29,366 I put that cane on that stand, and we got busy. 410 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,829 -I think we got a special guest, though. -Who? 411 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,372 This my dawg, bruh. 412 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:38,458 This my motherfuckin' day one, you dig what I'm sayin'? 413 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:42,712 This motherfucker really opened the game and paved the way for the new young niggas 414 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:45,382 and really put that flow on the motherfuckin' map. 415 00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:48,385 This nigga got hit after motherfuckin' hit. 416 00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:52,013 ATL, y'all make some noise for my day one, 417 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:55,475 Rich Homie Quan! 418 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,727 Hey! 419 00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:00,522 - Yo! - Hey! 420 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,618 What it do in this motherfucker? 421 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:38,370 Talk your shit, yo. 422 00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:48,505 Aw, that's hard. 423 00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:50,465 That's hard. 424 00:25:57,430 --> 00:25:59,641 If you're from Atlanta, I know you know this. 425 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:01,268 You're gonna know it when I do it. 426 00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:21,991 Yo, that right too. 427 00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:25,203 Hold that shit, hold up. 428 00:28:25,286 --> 00:28:26,204 Yeah. 429 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:29,833 Y'all make some noise for Rich Homie Quan in this motherfucker. 430 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,335 That's how we livin'. 431 00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:35,422 We needed that little musical interlude. 432 00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:42,095 -My man, you in here with the white lady? -That's his lady. 433 00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:45,140 -That's what's up, slim. Salute to you. -What you talking about? 434 00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:47,642 -My man with the white lady right there. -Like I said… 435 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,394 They both got glasses on too. 436 00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:52,272 That's what Martin Luther King fought for. That's his wife. 437 00:28:52,355 --> 00:28:54,774 See, I'm too goofy, man. 438 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:57,402 I couldn't do it. I never been with a white woman before. 439 00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:59,154 I don't think nothin' wrong with it. 440 00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:01,531 But I just couldn't do it 'cause I'm too goofy. 441 00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:04,534 If I had a white woman, I wouldn't fuck her to nothing but Negro spirituals. 442 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,626 Gotta smack that ass. 443 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:16,671 It's for my ancestors. 444 00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:23,511 Make sure you keep your church shoes on. 445 00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:27,390 How long you been married? 446 00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:28,975 - Five years. - Five years. 447 00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:31,811 Hey, bruh, real… real Black-man shit. 448 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:33,605 -Can she cook, bruh? -Oh yeah! 449 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:36,775 What can she make that can't nobody fuck with? 450 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,651 - Raisins. - Don't look at her. 451 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,695 - Don't look at her. - Raisins? 452 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,781 Raisins from scratch. 453 00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:45,617 That ain't nothing but dried grapes. You ain't gotta cook them! 454 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:49,370 - She can make steak better than anybody? - I feel sorry for you. 455 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,956 You get a white lady, you make sure she feed you steak. 456 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,625 Don't settle for nothing less. 457 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:56,586 You sure you're not kidnapped, my boy? Look at me. You straight? 458 00:29:57,837 --> 00:29:59,839 Move your eyebrows. Are you…? 459 00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:03,551 Do she have you chained up by the ankles? 460 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:05,970 Ever since that one movie came out, 461 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:08,014 it got me looking at white people different. 462 00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:10,391 -They be stealing Black people's bodies. -They do. 463 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:12,936 What if her granddaddy already… "I want him." 464 00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,238 "I want him." 465 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,406 You don't know you're being set up, 466 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:28,409 her granddaddy like, "I'm gonna get that Black one there." 467 00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:31,663 -"Go 'head, Ashley, get him." -Where y'all meet at? 468 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:33,331 Iron Skillet? 469 00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:37,377 -Hold up, what… -That's a truck stop on Bankhead. 470 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:41,840 - Iron Skillet? - "So you say you want some cocaine?" 471 00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:46,427 We just fuckin' with you, bruh. 472 00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:49,180 What's y'all favorite place to eat? Cracker Barrel? 473 00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:51,808 Shut the… 474 00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:52,976 Yeah. 475 00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:55,520 -I'm asking a question! -He just was being inquisitive. 476 00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:56,646 He wants to know. 477 00:30:56,729 --> 00:30:58,106 I would like to know as well. 478 00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:00,149 -What the fuck is wrong with you? -I mean… 479 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,694 I used to eat raisins, 'cause that was all a nigga had. 480 00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:06,114 No cap. I used to eat raisins, 'cause that was all a nigga had. 481 00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,490 All you had was raisins? 482 00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:10,285 I always wanted grapes, but she said, "Raisins in the box." 483 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,872 That's when I realized they was dried grapes. 484 00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:16,124 And I was like, "These some good dried grapes." 485 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,002 -Boy, what the fuck? -Grew up rough. 486 00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:20,753 I told you I used to eat sardines. 487 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:23,089 Then I found out, nigga, that's dead fish. 488 00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:25,258 What you thought they was before you found out? 489 00:31:25,341 --> 00:31:28,011 I just thought it was meat, that's what they told me. 490 00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:31,222 Meat with eyes, I was… 491 00:31:31,764 --> 00:31:33,892 - Yeah. - Bruh, you had a hard-ass life. 492 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:38,438 Bruh, I grew up with parents who was children of slaves. 493 00:31:40,106 --> 00:31:41,858 -What? -I'mma say that again. 494 00:31:41,941 --> 00:31:46,821 I grew up with parents who were children of slaves. 495 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,740 -He got them old parents. -Oh. 496 00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:49,699 Yeah. 497 00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:51,868 My daddy had me when he was 61, nigga. 498 00:31:51,951 --> 00:31:54,537 My grandmama was… a slave. 499 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,708 - Boy, your daddy had you when he was 61? - No cap. 500 00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:02,670 Nigga, you was supposed to have been born 35 years earlier… 501 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:05,673 When he nutted, won't nobody in there with me. It was just me. 502 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:08,676 -You was the only sperm left? -The only nigga. 503 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,511 I was like, "Don't nobody wanna come?" 504 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:12,847 "Okay. Shit. This is easy!" 505 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:18,645 Well, welcome to the world, DC Young Fly. I'm glad you was in there. 506 00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:23,524 How old… Do you got any siblings? 507 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:24,442 -Who? -You? 508 00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:26,778 Nigga, I was a great uncle at nine. 509 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:31,908 So how old is your oldest sibling? 510 00:32:31,991 --> 00:32:33,868 How old is my older sibling right now? 511 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,788 -I think he's 69. -Sixty-nine? 512 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,749 That's that motherfuckin' grandbrother, nigga. 513 00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:42,251 A nigga got that grandbrother. 514 00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:43,586 This is my grandbrother. 515 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:47,215 You better not laugh, bitch. You better not… 516 00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:51,010 You imagine, your kids come home, 517 00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:54,138 and they done got into it at school, 518 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:57,558 and they like, "He went and got his big brother." 519 00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,978 "What grade his big brother in?" 520 00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:02,230 "His big brother's 47." 521 00:33:03,856 --> 00:33:06,192 "His big brother whupped both our ass." 522 00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:10,446 I remember one time, I got my brother to come fight with me one time. 523 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:11,781 My crackhead brother. 524 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:16,160 They ain't get mad, like, "I know that nigga, serve him all the time." 525 00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:17,078 I'm like, "Nigga…" 526 00:33:20,873 --> 00:33:23,084 Wait till he get on crack, that nigga get strong. 527 00:33:25,586 --> 00:33:28,339 -Oh my God. -I couldn't even imagine going to get my… 528 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:31,217 get a crackhead brother to help you fight. 529 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:34,220 Especially if you done caught him right off the crack… 530 00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:36,305 "Little bruh, somebody fuckin' with you?" 531 00:33:38,307 --> 00:33:40,226 "Well, let's proceed. Where they at?" 532 00:33:40,309 --> 00:33:43,229 Man, on everything I love, I seen my brother get punched, 533 00:33:43,312 --> 00:33:45,148 and that shit didn't even faze him. 534 00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:47,066 Nigga got… Nigga hit the dope… 535 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:49,110 "Nigga… Ah!" 536 00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:51,029 "Nigga, that's all you got?" 537 00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:55,825 I said, "Ooh, that cocaine, boy, gave that nigga a steel jaw." 538 00:33:58,411 --> 00:33:59,829 What's going on? 539 00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:02,373 - I fuck with this side over here. - That side over there? 540 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:04,751 This side over here all right, right here. 541 00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:08,171 I don't know, I think I might fuck with this side right here, this. 542 00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:11,841 This that westside, I can tell. Y'all from Martin Luther King! 543 00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:14,302 Ain't nothing fuckin' with the middle. 544 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:15,762 The middle where it's at. 545 00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:18,723 - [Karlous I don't know. - The middle where it's at. 546 00:34:18,806 --> 00:34:20,141 Wait a fuckin' minute. 547 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:22,351 Don't ever let them be louder than y'all. 548 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,937 I said I'm fuckin' with this side over here. 549 00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:31,611 Everybody here got suspended, I don't know what y'all talkin' about. 550 00:34:31,694 --> 00:34:33,613 Everybody on this side, make some noise. 551 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:39,994 -Sit your ass down, ma'am. -Yeah, nigga. 552 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:40,912 You can't hear. 553 00:34:40,995 --> 00:34:44,165 Like I said, ain't nobody fuckin' with the middle! 554 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,474 You got me fucked up. 555 00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:03,976 I want this side to repeat after me. Listen. 556 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:21,202 Boy, y'all sound fuckin' terrible over there. 557 00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:23,830 Don't worry, this the children's choir. We workin' on it. 558 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,040 We gonna get it together. 559 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,875 Hey, middle, what we gonna tell 'em? 560 00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:40,721 White man, you better not say nothin'! 561 00:35:41,764 --> 00:35:44,016 That nigga like this, "Uh-uh, I won't say that." 562 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:45,143 Is it our turn? 563 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:46,227 Yeah! 564 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:49,730 I need everybody over here to say… 565 00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:56,279 -I need y'all to say… -Thought that's what you want them to say. 566 00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:05,955 Thinkin' about that. 567 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:24,974 That was it? 568 00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:26,601 - That's all we gotta say. - Look. 569 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,654 Okay, it's our turn. 570 00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:45,203 All right, this is gonna be specifically for the people on that side, okay. 571 00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:49,457 I need everybody over here to say… 572 00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:07,225 Whoa, hey. 573 00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:10,019 No. 574 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:25,618 Got something for y'all. 575 00:37:25,701 --> 00:37:27,703 Y'all gotta listen to me. Wait till I'm done. 576 00:37:41,175 --> 00:37:42,134 Ooh! 577 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:58,401 Y'all ain't shit for trying to sing that shit at the end. 578 00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:01,570 What? 579 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:03,072 DC. 580 00:38:03,155 --> 00:38:04,740 This how your little cousin be. 581 00:38:04,824 --> 00:38:07,285 When he get that new keyboard for Christmas. 582 00:38:08,494 --> 00:38:10,913 -That's Bryan. -That's Bryan-Michael Cox right there. 583 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:12,707 That's Bryan-Michael Cox right there. 584 00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:14,917 And if you don't know who Bryan-Michael Cox is, 585 00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:16,877 then you's a sucka. 586 00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:20,673 -That's the OG right there. -One of the greatest to ever do it. 587 00:38:20,756 --> 00:38:22,300 Show 'em what you do, baby. 588 00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:27,013 Come on, Bryan. We gonna take 'em to church. 589 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,317 Oh shit. 590 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,652 I will dance with your auntie off this shit. 591 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,071 -Guess what? -Where an old Black woman at? 592 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,574 -Goddamn it, I'mma… -Uh-oh. Where she at? 593 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,620 You gotta get somebody real… 594 00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:53,831 Oh! 595 00:38:55,374 --> 00:38:57,585 Oh! Oh! 596 00:38:58,627 --> 00:38:59,795 Oh! 597 00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:02,715 Oh! Oh! 598 00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:13,893 Unh! Oh! 599 00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:18,606 Ooh! Oh! 600 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,067 Oh, that's good! 601 00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:24,445 Y'all turn this shit… 602 00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:26,781 Turn this shit off immediately. 603 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:29,492 -Turn this shit off. -We went down the wrong aisle. Shit! 604 00:39:29,575 --> 00:39:33,079 Chico, you about to fuck around and be somebody step-granddaddy in this bitch. 605 00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:39,710 Boy, I was scared for you when she put that big old pussy on you, I was scared. 606 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:42,671 Nah, that pussy big as a baseball glove, you saw it. 607 00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:44,924 Ah! 608 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:47,968 She got that hind-catcher glove down there. 609 00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:51,389 Oh! 610 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:53,766 Auntie! Who you came with, baby? 611 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:56,894 - My nephew right there. - Who your nephew is? 612 00:39:56,977 --> 00:39:58,312 In the… In the middle? 613 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:01,690 Why the fuck you ain't tell us your auntie was out there, nigga? 614 00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:03,943 Poppin' that pussy for a real nigga… 615 00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:05,444 I don't like to explain shit. 616 00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:08,364 She used to fuck with my uncle, then she quit fuckin' with him. 617 00:40:08,447 --> 00:40:11,659 But then I saw her, and she told me she was still my auntie, so… 618 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,829 -Yeah, that's usually how it go. -Damn. 619 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,832 Your family is full of freaks. 620 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,459 All right. 621 00:40:21,293 --> 00:40:22,128 Hoo! 622 00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:24,296 You keep tryin' to fuck with them grown women, 623 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:27,466 they gonna have you over there eatin' pussy and making potato salad. 624 00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:31,929 "Go on, I need you to cut up eight big potatoes, baby." 625 00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:37,393 You know old ladies say "buh-tatuhs." "You gotta cut up eight big buh-tatuhs." 626 00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:42,481 -This shit is turnt up, man. -This shit crazy, bruh. 627 00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:46,277 I ain't never been down through here, this shit look like a megachurch tonight. 628 00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:48,737 This where Jimi be playin', 2 Chainz… 629 00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:50,072 I'm about to come out like, 630 00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:53,534 "Ladies and gentlemen, we've raised over $1 million 631 00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:56,245 for the African-American Scholarship Foundation." 632 00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:58,164 Yes, indeed. 633 00:40:58,247 --> 00:40:59,081 Banneker. 634 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:01,834 Don't this feel like a megachurch for real? 635 00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:06,172 I feel like I could really be a megachurch pastor 'cause… 636 00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:08,174 You talkin'… You poppin' your shit. 637 00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:10,551 I feel like that's one of the easiest jobs. 638 00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:11,677 Amen. 639 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,471 You don't gotta really say nothing. 640 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:15,848 Reverend Karlous Miller. 641 00:41:15,931 --> 00:41:19,560 All you gotta do is come out and say the same thing two times. 642 00:41:19,643 --> 00:41:21,604 And convince everybody that it sounds good. 643 00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:24,857 The floor is yours, Reverend Karlous Miller. 644 00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:27,651 Megachurch pastor come out and say something just like this. 645 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:29,236 It be exactly like this. 646 00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:33,073 See, this… 647 00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:35,493 that's the problem 648 00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:38,829 with our people right here today. 649 00:41:40,539 --> 00:41:43,000 We got people in the congregation, 650 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:45,419 in the church with us right now… 651 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:46,670 Amen. 652 00:41:47,254 --> 00:41:49,715 We got some people in here today that's 653 00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:52,134 tryin' to stay 654 00:41:53,552 --> 00:41:55,221 where they don't live. 655 00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:57,806 Amen. 656 00:41:57,890 --> 00:42:00,267 And we got people tryin' to live 657 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:03,020 where they don't stay. 658 00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:08,442 I wish I could talk to just one person in here tonight. 659 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:11,237 I said you either stayin'… 660 00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:13,405 or you livin'. 661 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,824 And you either livin'… 662 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:29,463 Y'all ain't heard nothing I said. I said, you either… 663 00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:31,715 stayin'… 664 00:42:34,426 --> 00:42:35,678 or you livin'. 665 00:42:36,637 --> 00:42:38,180 You either livin'… 666 00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:43,519 You see how it can't be both? 667 00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:46,021 I said, you see how it can't be both? 668 00:42:46,605 --> 00:42:49,024 I said, you see how it can't be… 669 00:42:57,908 --> 00:43:00,995 You cannot live where you do not stay. 670 00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:06,458 You cannot stay… 671 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,295 where you do not live. 672 00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:31,650 You've gotta be… 673 00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:33,569 You gotta be. 674 00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:53,964 To all the fellas in the house tonight… 675 00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:56,550 …if you stayin' with a woman, 676 00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:59,219 and she ain't payin' 677 00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:01,555 all the bills, 678 00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:04,558 and you just layin' up, 679 00:44:06,018 --> 00:44:09,521 and she asks you why you're not helping her with these bills, 680 00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:13,609 I want you to look her right in the face and say, "Baby, 681 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,111 I don't live here." 682 00:44:18,697 --> 00:44:20,157 "I stay here." 683 00:44:21,742 --> 00:44:23,535 'Cause you can't stay… 684 00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:26,246 where you don't live. 685 00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:38,801 Come on. 686 00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:47,601 You feel that feeling? 687 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,938 See, you was playing at first, then it got real. 688 00:44:54,441 --> 00:44:55,275 I'mma get in. 689 00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:07,037 Some people say gospel music has gotten too radical. 690 00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:13,335 Know what's funny? 691 00:45:13,419 --> 00:45:15,212 You gonna be walking to the car like… 692 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:35,482 Chico got the Holy Thing. 693 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,954 Chico done caught the Spirit, Jesus! 694 00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:08,974 Turn it off. Stop. 695 00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:30,829 I can't cut it off. This the good part. 696 00:46:58,190 --> 00:46:59,483 Why you supporting this? 697 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,500 Stop this right now. 698 00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:17,918 Stop. 699 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:20,379 Everybody put your instruments down. 700 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:27,302 What'd I say? 701 00:47:32,307 --> 00:47:33,392 Fuck me, then. 702 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,412 Come on, stop. 703 00:47:53,495 --> 00:47:54,413 Stop! 704 00:47:54,913 --> 00:47:56,999 Who said add a guitar solo? 705 00:47:59,251 --> 00:48:00,168 Y'all… 706 00:48:00,252 --> 00:48:02,629 It's some saxophone too? Stop. 707 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,673 Them niggas came to play. 708 00:48:04,756 --> 00:48:05,716 That shit was smooth. 709 00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:08,844 Everybody getting their little part together on the song… 710 00:48:09,344 --> 00:48:10,721 Them niggas came to play. 711 00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:14,349 I bet if we'd say, anybody wanna come down for benediction… 712 00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:17,185 Anybody need prayer? 713 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:20,689 Can we bring out one more special guest? 714 00:48:22,524 --> 00:48:24,443 Ladies and gentlemen, do me a favor. 715 00:48:24,526 --> 00:48:27,154 Right here, Atlanta legends, just stand up for me one time. 716 00:48:27,237 --> 00:48:29,615 I need everybody in here to stand up for me one time. 717 00:48:29,698 --> 00:48:32,242 So we can welcome to the stage, none other than… 718 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:33,160 Who? 719 00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:34,661 - …Goodie Mob. - Oh! 720 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:39,750 - Come on, what's up, y'all? - Uh-oh. 721 00:50:16,471 --> 00:50:18,390 Yeah! 722 00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:09,691 Yeah! 723 00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:11,610 What's happening, College Park? 724 00:51:11,693 --> 00:51:13,111 -What's up? -Yessir! 725 00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:14,654 What's up? 726 00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:16,114 Southside! 727 00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:17,949 God damn! 728 00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:19,284 -Aw, yeah. -That shit crazy. 729 00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:21,536 - Hold up. - Stop. 730 00:51:22,621 --> 00:51:23,455 Stop. 731 00:51:23,538 --> 00:51:25,624 Y'all show some love for Goodie Mob, real shit. 732 00:51:25,707 --> 00:51:28,001 And Rich Homie Quan. 733 00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:32,089 Hold up. Before y'all go, everybody stand up. 734 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:35,759 Everybody stand up and put your phones up. 735 00:51:35,842 --> 00:51:37,177 Put your lights in the air. 736 00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:39,679 After every show, we take a picture. 737 00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:42,682 So we can show the history we made tonight in the ATL. 738 00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:44,810 All right, y'all ready? Everybody got their lights up? 739 00:51:44,893 --> 00:51:47,562 I need everybody to smile extra hard. 740 00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:55,904 - College Park! - ATL! 741 00:51:55,987 --> 00:51:59,324 We love everybody. South Shore, we love y'all! Thank y'all so much! 742 00:53:21,406 --> 00:53:25,410 Subtitle translation by: MJM