1 00:00:07,820 --> 00:00:11,210 MAMA-JI: Ifrit, Grimnir needs you at the Corn Palace. 2 00:00:11,340 --> 00:00:13,130 Ask for Old Iktomi. 3 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:15,130 - To what end? - Gungnir. 4 00:00:15,260 --> 00:00:18,440 You're getting Fire-eyes and the fairy to fetch your fucking spear for ya? 5 00:00:18,570 --> 00:00:20,310 SALIM: I didn't picture the Corn Palace like this. 6 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:22,970 In my head, it was a lot more yellow. Like corn. 7 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:24,920 MAN: Roadside attractions are all about the green. 8 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:29,010 This is an instrument of death. 9 00:00:29,150 --> 00:00:33,450 That, my very old friend, is not your motherfucking concern. 10 00:00:38,020 --> 00:00:39,720 My spear? 11 00:00:39,850 --> 00:00:40,940 MR. WEDNESDAY: Okay, gentlemen, 12 00:00:41,070 --> 00:00:43,200 the King of the Dwarves awaits us! 13 00:00:43,330 --> 00:00:45,680 Alviss, son of Vindalf. 14 00:00:47,730 --> 00:00:49,770 MR. WEDNESDAY: The wondrous Gungnir. 15 00:00:49,910 --> 00:00:52,860 The runes require attention, Alfather. 16 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,870 And rune carving is Dvalin's domain. 17 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,220 [ THUD ] 18 00:00:57,350 --> 00:00:59,780 Have you seen that little bastard lately? 19 00:01:07,140 --> 00:01:11,140 [ THEME MUSIC ] 20 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:39,060 [ DRUM ROLL ] 21 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:42,670 [ BACKGROUND CHATTER ] 22 00:02:53,290 --> 00:02:56,730 [ JAZZ MUSIC ] 23 00:03:15,050 --> 00:03:19,450 - [ APPLAUSE AND CHEERING ] - [ ENTRANCE MUSIC ] 24 00:03:24,930 --> 00:03:27,720 ♪ I have a secret recipe ♪ 25 00:03:27,850 --> 00:03:28,980 [ APPLAUSE ] 26 00:03:29,110 --> 00:03:31,720 ♪ Concocted with much skill ♪ 27 00:03:32,850 --> 00:03:35,550 ♪ And once you've tried my special dish ♪ 28 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:40,080 ♪ You'll never get your fill ♪ 29 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,210 ♪ Take... ♪ 30 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:49,650 ♪ Ten terrific girls but only nine costumes ♪ 31 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:53,740 ♪ You're cooking up something grand ♪ 32 00:03:55,570 --> 00:04:01,100 ♪ Mix in some amber light and elegant scenery ♪ 33 00:04:02,230 --> 00:04:05,880 ♪ Stir in a fine jazz band ♪ 34 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,500 ♪ And add some funny men ♪ 35 00:04:10,370 --> 00:04:13,200 ♪ And pepper with laughter ♪ 36 00:04:13,330 --> 00:04:17,160 ♪ It's tart and tasty I know ♪ 37 00:04:18,810 --> 00:04:21,590 ♪ Then serve it piping hot ♪ 38 00:04:21,730 --> 00:04:24,550 ♪ And what have you got? ♪ 39 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:29,650 ♪ A burlesque show ♪ 40 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:36,440 WOMEN: ♪ Take ten terrific girls but only nine costumes ♪ 41 00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:42,220 ♪ And you're cooking up something grand ♪ 42 00:04:44,230 --> 00:04:46,320 MR. WEDNESDAY: Good evening! Welcome to the Regius Theater one and all. 43 00:04:46,450 --> 00:04:48,060 Tonight, for your viewing pleasure, 44 00:04:48,190 --> 00:04:51,280 you know him, you love him, God of Hammers, 45 00:04:51,410 --> 00:04:54,760 scourge of Ragnarok! Donar the Great! 46 00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:58,810 [ CHEERING, APPLAUSE ] 47 00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:04,250 She sings, she dances, but don't be fooled, guys, 48 00:05:04,380 --> 00:05:06,730 she can shoot the balls off a flea at 50 yards. 49 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:08,860 Miss Columbia! 50 00:05:08,990 --> 00:05:12,650 - [ CHEERING, APPLAUSE ] - [ GUNSHOTS ] 51 00:05:15,170 --> 00:05:18,000 MR. WEDNESDAY: So, listen, stick around, sample it all. 52 00:05:18,130 --> 00:05:20,350 There's something here for everyone 53 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,830 on the illuminated runway of joy! 54 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:27,360 ♪ A burlesque show ♪ 55 00:05:29,490 --> 00:05:32,970 [ HOLDING THE NOTE ] ♪ Aaaa... ♪ 56 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:38,580 ♪ Serve it piping hot and what have you got? ♪ 57 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:41,850 ♪ A burlesque ♪ 58 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:47,640 ♪ A Grimnir burlesque show ♪ 59 00:05:50,510 --> 00:05:52,730 [ APPLAUSE, CHEERING ] 60 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:02,430 [ CHUCKLING ] 61 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:04,870 You and your date look gorgeous tonight, huh? 62 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,180 [ CHUCKLING ] 63 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:10,490 MAN: Swell show, fella! 64 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,180 Oh. Thank you so much. 65 00:06:13,490 --> 00:06:14,530 MAN: Mr. Grimnir! 66 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:17,100 [ BACKGROUND CHATTER ] 67 00:06:28,070 --> 00:06:30,810 MR. WEDNESDAY: Bottle of our finest bubbly for Table number 3 over there. 68 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:32,330 On the house. 69 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,600 [ SOFT JAZZ MUSIC ] 70 00:06:48,130 --> 00:06:49,180 Fill 'er up. 71 00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:51,960 [ JAZZ CONTINUES ] 72 00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:00,930 Hey. 73 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:04,240 - Hey! - [ MUSIC STOPS ] 74 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:07,370 There she is. 75 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:09,500 You sleep okay? 76 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,160 Hardly the Odinsleep, but... 77 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,330 it'll do for the task ahead. 78 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,770 Mm. Thought you might've been dead. 79 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:23,040 Playing dead convincingly is an underrated skill. 80 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:26,870 Would you get my guitar out of the trunk, partner? 81 00:07:29,350 --> 00:07:30,440 [ SIGHING ] 82 00:07:31,870 --> 00:07:33,130 This day turns to shit... 83 00:07:34,570 --> 00:07:35,660 I'm outta here. 84 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:38,180 Would you lower your bark, Mr. Moon? 85 00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:39,920 This is a respectable neighborhood. 86 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,270 I thought we were looking for dwarves. 87 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:46,150 We are. Someone built a mall over their center of power 88 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:50,410 so they do what they have to to get by. In this case, retail. 89 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:53,110 [ SOFT MUSIC ] 90 00:08:06,210 --> 00:08:07,780 MR. WEDNESDAY: This used to be Gomorrah. 91 00:08:07,910 --> 00:08:09,820 Hordes of teeny-boppers, 92 00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:13,040 their insatiable desire for retail urges 93 00:08:13,170 --> 00:08:16,000 stoked by every swipe of their Daddy's credit card. 94 00:08:16,130 --> 00:08:17,610 And now? Oh! 95 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:20,010 Dies irm, dies illa, 96 00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:22,530 Solvet saeclum in favilla, 97 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:25,100 Teste David cum Sibylla. Huh? 98 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:27,800 To dead malls everywhere: 99 00:08:27,930 --> 00:08:31,800 may you rot in the detritus of your own cupidity! 100 00:08:31,930 --> 00:08:33,370 Lower your bark, Wednesday. 101 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:34,800 It's a respectable neighborhood. 102 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,420 MR. WEDNESDAY: Sometimes you remind me of my son. 103 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:45,900 Your son? 104 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:49,600 Yeah. 105 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:54,390 Come on. Let's go find Sindri and Dvalin. 106 00:08:57,740 --> 00:08:59,260 The war begins 107 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:02,480 and nobody sees it. 108 00:09:04,180 --> 00:09:06,270 The storm lowers 109 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,060 and nobody knows it. 110 00:09:12,190 --> 00:09:15,280 A truck driver, in Denver, 111 00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:20,630 killed by a rubber-gripped claw-headed hammer 112 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:23,200 in his home. 113 00:09:25,990 --> 00:09:28,600 A community of nine anchorites 114 00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:32,300 dead from carbon monoxide poisoning. 115 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:39,830 A lobster tank smashed in an Atlanta seafood restaurant. 116 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:44,350 Single attacks may light the spark. 117 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,530 But... 118 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:54,710 [ TECHNO MUSIC ] ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 119 00:10:02,890 --> 00:10:07,240 [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] 120 00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:08,380 S'up? 121 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,810 MR. WORLD: Victory... 122 00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:15,730 ...requires a power 123 00:10:16,730 --> 00:10:20,690 of breadth and scope. 124 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:27,660 Your worshippers harness their power. 125 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:33,010 Oh, yeah, totally. 126 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:34,180 I can up my game. 127 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:35,620 Check this out. 128 00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:40,710 [ SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] 129 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:44,190 [ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING, BUBBLES POPPING ] 130 00:10:53,810 --> 00:10:56,730 [ CHEERING, LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC ] 131 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,870 ANANSI: Double up on that nipple tape, Ecdysiasts. 132 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Nobody coming here to see your areolas. 133 00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:15,970 It's Donar's moose knocker that brings all the boys to the yard. 134 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,180 [ CHUCKLING ] 135 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,410 Whose shoes are these? 136 00:11:24,670 --> 00:11:28,540 Whose fucking shoes are these? 137 00:11:29,850 --> 00:11:31,420 I don't work for you crackers! 138 00:11:31,550 --> 00:11:35,110 I'm not the hired help around this bitch! 139 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:40,600 Somebody is goin' to break their skinny stripper neck 140 00:11:40,730 --> 00:11:45,170 on account of those motherfucking shoes! 141 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:47,300 [ SIGHING ] 142 00:11:48,390 --> 00:11:49,830 Got my pressure up. 143 00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:58,310 [ CLEARING THROAT ] 144 00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:03,970 My queen? The nature of our arrangement is such 145 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:08,540 that I get 20 percent of your worship. 146 00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:13,540 I should be smiling with a hard-on but, alas, 147 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:14,980 I am not. 148 00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:19,030 Get yo' face out the mirror. 149 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:22,120 Get your ass on the stage! 150 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,340 I'm gonna count to seven 151 00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:27,210 and I'm startin' at four! 152 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:30,780 [ APPLAUSE IN THE DISTANCE ] 153 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:34,700 [ SOFT MUSIC ] 154 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,010 Here, let me. 155 00:12:48,670 --> 00:12:49,670 [ MAN CHUCKLING ] 156 00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:52,410 Do not arouse me, Columbia. 157 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,060 If my sword were to get aloft on stage... 158 00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:57,070 We'll get raided again, the club will close down, 159 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:00,370 we can go to California, land of opportunity! [ GIGGLING ] 160 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:03,730 I know you desire to leave Chicago, but I need more time. 161 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:07,690 I can't abandon Grimnir, not now. He needs me. 162 00:13:09,430 --> 00:13:12,260 What he needs is a pony for his dog-and-pony show, and that's you, mister. 163 00:13:13,170 --> 00:13:15,430 We do the same tired song and dance night after night, 164 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,700 feeding off of cheap applause of drunken punters. 165 00:13:18,910 --> 00:13:20,570 But out west, we'd be free. 166 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,220 Come on, Donnie. 167 00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:27,790 Don't you wanna get out of this two-bit peeler palace? 168 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,580 Who knows if I'd even survive in California? 169 00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:36,630 The frontier isn't exactly rife with Hessians and Vikings to pay my tribute. 170 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,800 You're ridin' with Manifest Destiny, baby. 171 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,590 I am the West. 172 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:43,980 I won't let anything happen to you. 173 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:49,810 I have a contract with Grimnir. 174 00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:52,430 So do you. 175 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,520 It's been 10 years, Donar. 176 00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:56,430 It's time to move on. 177 00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:58,650 Together. 178 00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:01,000 [ APPLAUSE IN THE DISTANCE ] 179 00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:03,920 [ LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC ] 180 00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,660 MR. WEDNESDAY: Good evening, young sir. 181 00:14:07,790 --> 00:14:10,710 Well, if it isn't the top banana. 182 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:13,620 Ladies, make this gentleman comfortable. Go on. 183 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:14,620 Snuggle up! 184 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,230 Grimnir's the name. Al Grimnir. 185 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,230 Owner of this fine establishment. 186 00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:19,540 Fine? 187 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,370 Listen, pops, I've seen fine and this... 188 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,630 [ LAUGHING ] ...ain't it. 189 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:28,720 Oh, you're a man of discriminating taste? 190 00:14:28,850 --> 00:14:31,550 Well, girls, you're just gonna have to convince him otherwise. 191 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,770 This is Isamba 192 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:36,510 and her enchanting sister, Gfjun, 193 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,210 two of our most gifted showgirls. 194 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:41,870 [ PURRING ] I dunno, George. 195 00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:43,650 It's Al. 196 00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,440 Well, Al, 197 00:14:45,570 --> 00:14:47,960 your bubbly's flat, your cherries are stale, 198 00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:50,660 and your girls... are cheaper than your suit. 199 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:55,620 Oh! [ LAUGHING ] 200 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,620 I was just leaving. 201 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:06,280 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You can't leave, not just yet. You're gonna miss our best act. 202 00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:08,200 No, besides, you might know us by our other name. 203 00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:10,900 We are the Ancient Ones. 204 00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:15,510 You know, the ones that paved the way so you kids could do your thing. 205 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:20,250 [ PHONE RINGING ] 206 00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:22,430 That's for you. 207 00:15:23,470 --> 00:15:26,960 [ RINGING ] 208 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:35,490 [ INDISTINCT DIALOGUE ON THE PHONE ] 209 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:37,530 Yeah... 210 00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:39,840 Great. Mm-hmm. 211 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:41,670 I am. 212 00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:46,190 Look, it's as good as done. No need... 213 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,850 [ INDISTINCT DIALOGUE ON THE PHONE ] 214 00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:52,550 - Yeah, I won't. Ciao. - [ HANGS UP ] 215 00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:54,980 You're still here. 216 00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:57,200 You know, you guys, you've got your fingers on the pulse 217 00:15:57,330 --> 00:16:00,380 but what happens when people find a new way to communicate, 218 00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:03,380 huh, and this thing becomes obsolete. 219 00:16:03,990 --> 00:16:05,600 No way, gramps. 220 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,480 Ma Bell is here to stay. 221 00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:09,650 Oh, I admire your confidence. 222 00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:12,610 But when - and I mean "when" - 223 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,920 a new shiny thing comes along and these wires 224 00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:20,840 and dials and Bakelite all hit the skids, 225 00:16:20,970 --> 00:16:23,190 you are gonna need some 226 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:27,760 real power on your side. 227 00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:30,370 [ SOFT EXPLOSION ON STAGE] [CROWD EXCLAIMING AND CHEERING ] 228 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,410 Time to go to work. 229 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,720 MR. WEDNESDAY: Ladies and gentlemen! 230 00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:39,510 Joey Alameda and the Hot Box Seven! 231 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,070 The band, huh? Come on, guys, take a bow. 232 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,900 The band. Okay, that's enough. 233 00:16:45,030 --> 00:16:47,640 We wouldn't want to get them too excited, they'll want more money. 234 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:51,210 Now, our next performer, oh, he's sharp as a tack, strong as an ox, 235 00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:56,170 and a big hit not just with the ladies in our audience, I hear, huh? 236 00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:58,790 - [ LAUGHTER ] - So! 237 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:02,490 Putting the scandal in Scandinavia since time immemorial, 238 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:04,790 let's give a big hand for my boy! 239 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,660 Donar the Great! 240 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,580 [ BURLESQUE MUSIC ] 241 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:25,900 [ MELODY OF WAGNER'S RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES PLAYING ] 242 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,030 [ CHEERING, APPLAUSE ] 243 00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:36,910 [ CHEERING, APPLAUSE ] 244 00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:26,260 Excuse me, sir, are you the manager? 245 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,830 Why, you wanna buy a club? [ CHUCKLING ] 246 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,580 No. My colleagues and I would like to have a word with you about your strongman. 247 00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:36,670 Oh, well, tell me, wh-why do you wear the flanged thwarts? 248 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,710 Sorry? 249 00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:40,320 The angle cross of fylfot. 250 00:18:40,450 --> 00:18:42,410 The rune on Gunnvaldr's stone. 251 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,200 Oh, my armband? 252 00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:46,420 It's the symbol of our organization. 253 00:18:46,550 --> 00:18:48,160 The Friends of New Germany. 254 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:50,940 Oh, right. 255 00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:54,600 I wasn't aware she'd landed on our shores. 256 00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:56,210 [ CHUCKLING ] 257 00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:58,990 The name's Manfred. May I buy you a drink? 258 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,470 Yeah. 259 00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:03,690 Why not? 260 00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:14,620 I'm sorry, Alfather, but you're wasting your time. 261 00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:17,930 I ought to throttle Alviss for sending you here. 262 00:19:18,060 --> 00:19:21,540 He knows Dvalin isn't capable of what you ask. 263 00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:24,060 I never expected to hear such defeat 264 00:19:24,190 --> 00:19:25,760 in the voice of the one they call... 265 00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:28,460 ...Spark-Sprayer. 266 00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:31,160 I fear my giant of a brother 267 00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:35,120 has sent you here to humiliate me, my lord. 268 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:39,290 What was been broken can and must be repaired, 269 00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:42,690 my dwarfish friend, for the sake of the future. 270 00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:47,960 What say you, Son of Ymir? Wanna etch my runes? 271 00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:50,910 Alviss didn't tell you everything, I see. 272 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,830 MR. WEDNESDAY: What's wrong with him? 273 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,090 SINDRI: Same damn thing 274 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:56,960 that's wrong with the rest of our kind: 275 00:19:58,180 --> 00:20:00,750 he's meeting his fate sooner than most. 276 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,840 He's working now. Why doesn't he just etch the spear? 277 00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,760 Oh, Sindri, this is my associate, Shadow. 278 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,150 Shadow, you say? 279 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,590 I'm afraid it's not that simple, my lord. 280 00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:21,860 The strength to etch runes of war would require an artifact of great power. 281 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,730 Oh, how great? 282 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,750 Turn it over. 283 00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:51,110 [ BOTH CHUCKLING ] 284 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,370 Fucking dwarves. 285 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,030 All this for a leather jacket? 286 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:03,030 Lou Reed's leather jacket! 287 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,640 It's the most powerful item in the whole mall. 288 00:21:06,470 --> 00:21:07,600 Great. 289 00:21:10,390 --> 00:21:12,390 Look, just buy the jacket, 290 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,300 get Chatty back there to etch the spear, 291 00:21:14,430 --> 00:21:16,170 and we're back in Cairo in time for dinner. 292 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:19,700 I'm not spending one cent of my hard-earned money on fucking dwarves. 293 00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:22,530 What do you wanna do? 294 00:21:30,970 --> 00:21:31,930 No. 295 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,580 Take good care of that. 296 00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:37,590 We shall return. 297 00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:44,940 Maybe y'all shouldn't dance. Maybe y'all should just pose. 298 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,940 - I got it. Whoa! - Donar. 299 00:21:49,030 --> 00:21:50,600 These gentlemen are from the Friends of New Germany with a proposition for you, 300 00:21:50,730 --> 00:21:53,520 which I thoroughly endorse. Manfred, this is Donar. 301 00:21:53,650 --> 00:21:54,820 It's a pleasure to meet you, Donar. 302 00:21:54,950 --> 00:21:57,000 We really enjoyed your act. 303 00:21:57,130 --> 00:21:58,520 I shall listen to your proposition. 304 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,260 Well, we wanna sponsor an American 305 00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:04,920 for the World Weightlifting Championship in Chicago this year 306 00:22:05,050 --> 00:22:07,010 and when we saw you out there on that stage, 307 00:22:07,140 --> 00:22:09,180 we knew you were our guy. 308 00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:12,010 You see, we're an organization with American values. 309 00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:13,840 And we see those values in you. 310 00:22:13,970 --> 00:22:16,490 Strength, confidence, good breeding. 311 00:22:16,630 --> 00:22:18,060 Donnie... what's your last name? 312 00:22:18,190 --> 00:22:19,060 I don't have one. 313 00:22:19,190 --> 00:22:20,670 - Odinson. - Finnish? 314 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,590 No, no, no, no, no. You carry on, Manfred, carry on. 315 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,720 Well, sign on with us, we'll take care of everything. 316 00:22:25,850 --> 00:22:27,680 All you have to do is show up and bring the muscle. 317 00:22:28,990 --> 00:22:30,550 - MANFRED: Interested? - MR. WEDNESDAY: Of course he's interested. 318 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,250 MANFRED: Great. So, we're gonna feed you and we're gonna put you up and give you 319 00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:36,910 a little shave and a haircut. All you have to do is just lift the heavy things. 320 00:22:40,430 --> 00:22:43,000 I accept your proposition, Fiend of Germany. 321 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,570 - Friend of Germany. - [ LAUGHS ] 322 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:48,270 - Friend. - That's my boy! 323 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,350 Wonderful. 324 00:22:50,490 --> 00:22:52,750 Oh, well, be at this address tomorrow at 1:00 325 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,230 and we'll get started. 326 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:57,190 Oh, we'll be there with bells on. 327 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,630 Oh ho! Hot dog! 328 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,760 Donar Odinson. Do you know what this means? 329 00:23:04,890 --> 00:23:06,240 They want me to be their champion. 330 00:23:06,370 --> 00:23:07,980 Oh, no. It's much more than that. 331 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,420 Oh, this is... this is a resurrection! 332 00:23:10,550 --> 00:23:13,420 Those jackbooted idiots will elevate you to your former glory! 333 00:23:13,550 --> 00:23:15,210 What do you think, my dear, huh? 334 00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:16,860 Can't you see my son, 335 00:23:16,990 --> 00:23:18,820 towering over the Windy City with his hammer? 336 00:23:20,340 --> 00:23:23,690 Oh, lesser Gods and New Gods could only dream of such glory, 337 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,650 such godly magnificence. 338 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:28,390 You are gonna elevate our entire pantheon. 339 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,790 Why were they wearing the flanged thwarts? 340 00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:34,660 They were Nazis, weren't they? 341 00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:37,310 They're sheep in search of a shepherd. 342 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:40,450 Like he is a God in search of worshippers. 343 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:42,890 Make me proud, my son. 344 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,850 [ CHUCKLING ] Oh, oh, oh, yes. 345 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,590 [ SIGHING ] American Nazis. 346 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,240 Well, you heard Grimnir. It's a resurrection. 347 00:23:54,770 --> 00:23:56,030 But they frighten me, Donnie. 348 00:23:59,420 --> 00:24:02,300 They're only men. They're nothing to be afraid of. 349 00:24:02,910 --> 00:24:04,910 I shall win the Championships, 350 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,780 and all across the country they'll be chanting my name. 351 00:24:07,910 --> 00:24:10,000 Even as far away as California. 352 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,650 California. 353 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:18,400 I will win. And when I do, we can go wherever we want. 354 00:24:21,180 --> 00:24:24,010 Donnie, do ya mean it? Do ya really mean it? 355 00:24:27,970 --> 00:24:29,320 I guess you do mean it. 356 00:24:31,890 --> 00:24:33,630 Now, scram. I gotta get dressed. 357 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,420 [ CHEERING ] 358 00:24:36,550 --> 00:24:40,250 [ BIG BAND MUSIC ] 359 00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:44,380 ♪ Wildcat Kelly looking mighty pale ♪ 360 00:24:44,510 --> 00:24:47,340 ♪ Standing by the sheriff's side ♪ 361 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,390 ♪ And when that sheriff said, "I'm sending you to jail" ♪ 362 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,220 ♪ Wildcat raised his head and cried ♪ 363 00:24:55,350 --> 00:25:00,180 ♪ "Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above ♪ 364 00:25:00,310 --> 00:25:03,180 ♪ Don't fence me in ♪ 365 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,670 ♪ Let me ride through the wide-open country that I love ♪ 366 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,320 ♪ Don't fence me in ♪ 367 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:16,630 ♪ Let me be by myself in the evening breeze ♪ 368 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:20,980 ♪ Listen to the murmurs of the cottonwood trees ♪ 369 00:25:21,110 --> 00:25:24,810 ♪ Send me off forever but I ask you please ♪ 370 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,560 ♪ Don't fence me in ♪ 371 00:25:27,690 --> 00:25:29,690 ♪ Just turn me loose ♪ 372 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:34,480 ♪ Let me straddle my own saddle underneath the western skies ♪ 373 00:25:35,950 --> 00:25:40,050 ♪ On my cayuse let me wander over yonder ♪ 374 00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:43,700 ♪ 'Til I see the mountains rise ♪ 375 00:25:43,830 --> 00:25:49,620 ♪ I want to ride to the ridge where the west commences ♪ 376 00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:53,670 ♪ Gaze at the moon until I lose my senses ♪ 377 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,720 ♪ Can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences ♪ 378 00:25:57,850 --> 00:26:00,110 ♪ Don't fence me in ♪ 379 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,200 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 380 00:26:02,330 --> 00:26:04,370 [ CROWD WHISTLING ] 381 00:26:08,510 --> 00:26:09,640 Don't fence me in! 382 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:23,520 MAN: Take it all off! 383 00:26:32,710 --> 00:26:34,930 ♪ Just turn me loose ♪ 384 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:40,580 ♪ Let me straddle my own saddle underneath the western skies ♪ 385 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,890 ♪ On my cayuse let me wander over yonder ♪ 386 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:48,720 ♪ 'Til I see the mountains rise ♪ 387 00:26:48,850 --> 00:26:51,940 ♪ I want to ride to the ridge ♪ 388 00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:54,690 ♪ Where the west commences ♪ 389 00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:58,600 ♪ Gaze at the moon 'til I lose my senses ♪ 390 00:26:58,730 --> 00:27:02,780 ♪ Can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences ♪ 391 00:27:02,910 --> 00:27:08,350 ♪ Don't fence me in ♪ 392 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:14,140 [ APPLAUSE, CHEERING ] 393 00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:18,490 [ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ] 394 00:27:18,620 --> 00:27:23,670 ♪ Woke up to the sound of pouring rain ♪ 395 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,150 ♪ The wind would whisper and I'd think of you... ♪ 396 00:27:31,510 --> 00:27:34,290 MR. WEDNESDAY: He was a moody Jewish kid from Long Island. 397 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:35,380 A destructive, 398 00:27:35,510 --> 00:27:38,030 drug-addled genius who defined an era 399 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,120 by dredging the depths of his soul 400 00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:44,080 and setting them to the music of a badly tuned guitar. 401 00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:49,040 Oh, this jacket has rubbed shoulders with David Bowie, 402 00:27:49,180 --> 00:27:51,530 Grace Jones, Iggy Pop, Patty Smith. 403 00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:52,660 Wow! 404 00:27:52,790 --> 00:27:55,180 And it simply must be mine. 405 00:27:55,790 --> 00:27:57,310 What? No way. You're a... 406 00:27:58,100 --> 00:27:59,270 - Bishop? - Yeah! 407 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,190 Hammersmith. 408 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,490 Drove all the way up from Lincoln 409 00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:03,190 just to see it in person. 410 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:07,110 Now you know my name and my other passion, Carl. 411 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,850 CARL: Well, I'll be. I just... I never thought I'd sell Lou to a man of the cloth. 412 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:10,940 - Well... - You're a super fan, huh? 413 00:28:11,070 --> 00:28:12,810 Oh, yeah. 414 00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:15,590 Oh, I've had my wild times, though, in the past. 415 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,770 Great rock and roll, like faith, 416 00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:20,640 can never really be shaken from the viscera of one's soul. Huh? 417 00:28:20,770 --> 00:28:23,910 Yeah, tell me about it. I'm a Chili's fan myself. 418 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,260 I loved 'em in high school; I love 'em now. 419 00:28:26,390 --> 00:28:28,390 My band does a sick cover of "Otherside." 420 00:28:29,430 --> 00:28:30,350 Yeah, man. 421 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,650 Here she is. 422 00:28:31,780 --> 00:28:34,960 A jacket worn and signed by Lou Reed himself. 423 00:28:35,090 --> 00:28:38,350 All for the low retail cost of $7,500. 424 00:28:38,490 --> 00:28:40,140 Cash or charge? 425 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,840 Cash? 426 00:28:46,710 --> 00:28:48,710 Cash. Okay. [ CHUCKLING ] 427 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,370 Wow. You wanna try this puppy on? 428 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:52,410 Is Martin Luther a Lutheran? 429 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,330 Yes? 430 00:28:54,460 --> 00:28:57,240 - I have no idea. - [ LAUGHTER ] 431 00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:00,380 - Let's do this thing. - All right. 432 00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:04,210 CARL: Eight, nine, ten is seven, 433 00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:07,040 and one, two, three, four, five makes us even. 434 00:29:07,170 --> 00:29:08,910 I'm just gonna check these last few bills 435 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,260 and I'll write you a receipt, okay? 436 00:29:10,390 --> 00:29:13,080 MR. WEDNESDAY: Tell me, do you guys work on commission? 437 00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:14,430 No. Afraid not. 438 00:29:15,870 --> 00:29:18,530 Perhaps you'd accept this as a tip, then. 439 00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:21,480 I really shouldn't. 440 00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:24,180 But yeah, bless you, Bishop. 441 00:29:24,310 --> 00:29:25,270 No, bless you, Carl. 442 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,270 Hands up, Al. 443 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,490 Oh, buddy! What are you doing? 444 00:29:28,620 --> 00:29:29,800 This man's a bishop! 445 00:29:29,930 --> 00:29:31,190 Yeah, and I'm Beyonce. 446 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,760 Cuff him, boys. 447 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:37,630 Appreciate it. I'm Agent Andy Haddock. 448 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,240 United States Secret Service. 449 00:29:39,370 --> 00:29:40,630 What's this man wanted for? 450 00:29:41,370 --> 00:29:42,940 Counterfeiting. 451 00:29:43,070 --> 00:29:46,070 Out here circulating fake bills all across the Midwest. 452 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,160 Well, I checked his bills and they're real. 453 00:29:49,430 --> 00:29:50,380 You use an iodine pen? 454 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,080 Yeah. 455 00:29:52,210 --> 00:29:53,430 Well, that's your problem. 456 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,910 Al here's using a fiber-based paper for his fake bills 457 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,300 so pen don't catch 'em. Can I check some bills here? 458 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:00,920 Yeah. 459 00:30:06,010 --> 00:30:06,920 Thank you. 460 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:09,840 These are good. 461 00:30:10,530 --> 00:30:11,580 These are getting real... 462 00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:13,190 You're getting real good at this, ain't you, Al? 463 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,410 But, uh, yeah, lemme see. 464 00:30:19,930 --> 00:30:21,070 Here you go. 465 00:30:21,850 --> 00:30:23,370 See where he springs for the paper... 466 00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:28,550 ...skimps on the ink. 467 00:30:30,290 --> 00:30:31,340 Well, I'll be. 468 00:30:33,770 --> 00:30:35,040 This everything? 469 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:37,780 Uh, yeah. 470 00:30:38,390 --> 00:30:39,690 Yeah, it is. 471 00:30:39,820 --> 00:30:42,300 - MR. WEDNESDAY: May I say... - Would you shut up? 472 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,570 Gentle-gentlemenmen, could-you please just give me some space? 473 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:45,700 I appreciate that. 474 00:30:47,310 --> 00:30:48,790 Oh, ah, what about the jacket? 475 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,140 I'm sorry, but that's-that's evidence now. 476 00:30:51,270 --> 00:30:53,840 In fact, you're gonna have to get down the local police station. 477 00:30:53,970 --> 00:30:55,930 They'll be able to tell you when you get this all back. 478 00:30:57,060 --> 00:30:58,150 You get any problems... 479 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,280 ...you just give them my name. 480 00:31:03,540 --> 00:31:04,540 Okay. 481 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,200 - And Carl? - Yeah. 482 00:31:08,290 --> 00:31:09,380 You did real good today. 483 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:11,770 On behalf of the United States Government, 484 00:31:13,420 --> 00:31:14,860 you have served your country. 485 00:31:23,130 --> 00:31:24,960 [ CHUCKLING ] 486 00:31:25,090 --> 00:31:27,920 Wasn't sure how the Bishop Game was gonna play to a modern crowd 487 00:31:28,050 --> 00:31:30,570 but that wasn't half bad, huh? 488 00:31:31,610 --> 00:31:34,310 No. We'll just hide out here until the mall closes. 489 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,790 Yeah. Then we'll take the jacket to Dvalin. 490 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,840 May I say how terrific you were back there, Agent Haddock? 491 00:31:39,970 --> 00:31:41,230 Now, will you uncuff me, please? 492 00:31:42,970 --> 00:31:45,410 How 'bout first you tell me about that son of yours? 493 00:31:49,550 --> 00:31:51,240 This an interrogation? 494 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,680 Yeah. Maybe. 495 00:31:58,290 --> 00:31:59,340 Answer the question. 496 00:32:01,990 --> 00:32:03,040 Former son. 497 00:32:04,430 --> 00:32:05,260 He died. 498 00:32:07,690 --> 00:32:10,220 From what I've read, Thor was the son of Odin. 499 00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:17,970 Donar was his... taken name. Germanic for thunder. 500 00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:19,660 And, yes, you remind me of him. 501 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,450 Spitting image. 502 00:32:22,580 --> 00:32:23,970 No, no. 503 00:32:24,890 --> 00:32:26,540 Many, many shades lighter 504 00:32:26,670 --> 00:32:30,590 but you do share many... similar characteristics. 505 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:36,940 I don't understand. I-I-I don't get... how does Thor die? 506 00:32:37,070 --> 00:32:39,200 Zorya, I understand. 507 00:32:39,330 --> 00:32:41,470 She-she didn't have any believers left, it makes sense. But Thor? 508 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,030 Thor? Everybody knows who Thor is. 509 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,510 Why didn't he come back? 510 00:32:47,910 --> 00:32:52,610 There are certain deaths our kind cannot come back from. 511 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,700 What kind of deaths are those? 512 00:33:01,570 --> 00:33:03,490 This interrogation is over. 513 00:33:05,190 --> 00:33:07,970 [ MOURNFUL MUSIC ] 514 00:33:20,980 --> 00:33:22,420 MAN: How high will he rise? 515 00:33:22,550 --> 00:33:25,250 America's golden boy does it again. 516 00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:29,040 [ OVELAPPING RADIO REPORTS ] 517 00:33:31,950 --> 00:33:33,740 - Donar strikes again! - The world's strongest man! 518 00:33:34,740 --> 00:33:35,960 America's pride. 519 00:33:36,090 --> 00:33:38,610 Donnie Odinson, representing America! 520 00:33:41,790 --> 00:33:45,620 MANFRED: I hope you'll consider my proposal very carefully, Mr. Odinson. 521 00:33:47,050 --> 00:33:50,750 I wouldn't want you, or your friends, to regret it. 522 00:33:52,490 --> 00:33:53,410 Good day. 523 00:33:58,110 --> 00:33:59,020 [ GRUNTING ] 524 00:33:59,150 --> 00:34:00,590 [ STEAM HISSING ] 525 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:06,070 ANANSI: It helps if you breathe in slow, like this... 526 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,730 And then breathe out, very slow, 527 00:34:12,990 --> 00:34:14,170 through your mouth. 528 00:34:15,170 --> 00:34:16,340 Also helps to count: 529 00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:21,350 one, two, three... 530 00:34:22,830 --> 00:34:25,350 You can laugh, scream, cry, 531 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,400 take your hammer and bust somebody head wide the fuck open 'til the white show. 532 00:34:29,970 --> 00:34:30,920 [ CHUCKLING ] 533 00:34:32,010 --> 00:34:33,490 You got plenty of choices. 534 00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:38,890 But first, you have got to get a hold of yourself. 535 00:34:39,980 --> 00:34:40,800 It's Manfred. 536 00:34:42,150 --> 00:34:44,420 He demands I lose to the German contestant. 537 00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:46,030 He wants me to let Germany win. 538 00:34:46,810 --> 00:34:48,200 I'm sorry, Donar. 539 00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:50,860 I'm sorry. 540 00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:52,770 Why? 541 00:34:53,820 --> 00:34:55,210 You know why. 542 00:34:55,340 --> 00:34:58,300 I'm stronger than the German; everyone knows that! 543 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,610 Why would they sponsor me just to have me lose? 544 00:35:01,170 --> 00:35:02,960 [ CHUCKLING ] 545 00:35:05,050 --> 00:35:06,660 Let me tell you a story... 546 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,440 ...about why they'd want you to be their Zarathustra. 547 00:35:12,970 --> 00:35:16,880 Once upon a time, there was a little boy god 548 00:35:17,010 --> 00:35:22,320 born into a woman's world, where male gods could not rule. 549 00:35:22,450 --> 00:35:26,850 The goddess of all goddesses loved the little boy god. 550 00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:31,070 She favored him but, still, he could not rule. 551 00:35:33,030 --> 00:35:36,080 The boy did not accept his fate. 552 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,730 He traveled through time 553 00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:43,260 to a world where men were in charge, so that he could rule. 554 00:35:44,350 --> 00:35:46,170 He made a deal with man 555 00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:49,960 to steal fire lances from the gods. 556 00:35:51,090 --> 00:35:52,920 Man took that fire... 557 00:35:54,180 --> 00:35:57,620 ...and blazed a path to the world of women 558 00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:59,010 where the boy came from. 559 00:36:00,970 --> 00:36:02,060 They raped. 560 00:36:03,190 --> 00:36:04,320 They killed. 561 00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:09,240 They attempted to destroy his homeland. 562 00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:14,550 I am that boy. 563 00:36:17,290 --> 00:36:21,160 My homeland still exists. 564 00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:24,910 But not for me. 565 00:36:28,610 --> 00:36:31,610 I understand, but if I win the championship... 566 00:36:31,740 --> 00:36:34,660 You don't want to win the championship! 567 00:36:34,790 --> 00:36:36,140 That's not true. 568 00:36:36,270 --> 00:36:37,620 Rumor has it... 569 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,920 ...you didn't even want to carry your hammer on stage. 570 00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:45,930 Now you want to be the champion of a rigged game? 571 00:36:49,410 --> 00:36:53,370 There is no honor in that. 572 00:36:54,330 --> 00:36:56,680 Stop giving away your worship, boy. 573 00:36:57,030 --> 00:36:59,030 You are not like them. 574 00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:01,770 You are different. 575 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:04,690 You are beautiful. 576 00:37:05,730 --> 00:37:06,690 Hmm? 577 00:37:08,210 --> 00:37:09,130 WOMAN: Donar. 578 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,090 Good night, Nancy. 579 00:37:21,220 --> 00:37:22,140 Alright now. 580 00:37:33,110 --> 00:37:35,720 Dvalin, son of Ymir. 581 00:37:36,980 --> 00:37:38,720 Let this give you strength. 582 00:37:38,850 --> 00:37:39,810 [ LOU REED SONG PLAYING ] 583 00:37:39,940 --> 00:37:41,290 ♪ Vicious ♪ 584 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:44,940 ♪ You hit me with a flower ♪ 585 00:37:46,550 --> 00:37:48,770 ♪ You do it every hour ♪ 586 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:53,780 ♪ Oh baby you're so vicious ♪ 587 00:37:55,820 --> 00:37:57,090 ♪ Vicious... ♪ 588 00:37:58,390 --> 00:38:01,310 [ FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] 589 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,820 She's ready to be healed. 590 00:38:38,260 --> 00:38:39,610 ♪ You're so vicious ♪ 591 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,440 ♪ You're just so vicious ♪ 592 00:38:49,530 --> 00:38:51,270 My swaying one. 593 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:56,670 You started the first war. 594 00:38:57,630 --> 00:38:59,670 You will finish the last. 595 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:02,460 One more step. 596 00:39:05,070 --> 00:39:08,070 With you, I will not fail. 597 00:39:09,250 --> 00:39:10,550 ♪ Vicious ♪ 598 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,680 [ ALARM SOUNDING ] 599 00:39:13,820 --> 00:39:17,170 O-M-G, could this be any more analog? 600 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,910 ♪ But baby you're so vicious ♪ 601 00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:28,130 [ ALARM STOPS ] 602 00:39:28,260 --> 00:39:29,180 What the F was that? 603 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,620 The runes have been etched. 604 00:39:34,230 --> 00:39:37,230 Things are happening ahead of schedule. 605 00:39:38,270 --> 00:39:39,320 Oh. 606 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,580 So, like... how much ahead? 607 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,500 'Cause I'm gonna need more tech support 608 00:39:43,630 --> 00:39:45,540 if you wanna live-stream before the launch date. 609 00:39:47,810 --> 00:39:50,680 Then you shall have it. 610 00:39:51,850 --> 00:39:55,290 The fellows in the Valley assure me 611 00:39:55,420 --> 00:39:58,560 that our new friend... 612 00:39:59,910 --> 00:40:02,340 ...will be ready in time. 613 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:08,130 MR. WORLD: The wind stirs the branches in the trees. 614 00:40:13,350 --> 00:40:16,270 The storm is coming. 615 00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:21,230 [ BIG BAND MUSIC ] 616 00:40:35,110 --> 00:40:36,460 You missed my act. 617 00:40:39,030 --> 00:40:40,600 I needed to clear my head. 618 00:40:42,730 --> 00:40:44,080 What's going on, Donar? 619 00:40:48,610 --> 00:40:51,300 [ INTENSE ROMANTIC MUSIC ] 620 00:40:57,050 --> 00:40:58,570 We should go to California. 621 00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:01,970 - Now. Tonight. - Oh, Donnie! Are you serious? 622 00:41:08,150 --> 00:41:10,020 It'll be the adventure of a lifetime. 623 00:41:10,150 --> 00:41:12,370 We'll hop on a bus and wake up on the open road. 624 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,590 Just meet me at the backstage door after the last show. 625 00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:20,680 I pledge myself to you, Columbia. 626 00:41:21,250 --> 00:41:22,810 And I you, Donar. 627 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:29,560 [ CROWS CAWING ] 628 00:41:29,690 --> 00:41:31,910 [ MUSIC PLAYING, COLUMBIA HUMMING ALONG ] 629 00:41:36,130 --> 00:41:38,130 - [ KNOCKING ] - Columbia, dear. 630 00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:39,700 Uh, one minute, Al! 631 00:41:49,230 --> 00:41:50,970 Come on in. 632 00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:55,280 I want to introduce you to a friend of mine. He's also a big fan of yours. 633 00:41:55,410 --> 00:41:57,110 I've been looking for that thing everywhere! 634 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:59,550 - You naughty boy, you. - Columbia, 635 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,330 the pleasure is mine. 636 00:42:03,070 --> 00:42:04,420 What are you? 637 00:42:04,550 --> 00:42:05,420 The future. 638 00:42:07,420 --> 00:42:08,990 Your future. 639 00:42:10,430 --> 00:42:11,510 MR. WEDNESDAY: He's got a proposition for you, 640 00:42:11,650 --> 00:42:13,650 which I thoroughly endorse. 641 00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:20,740 The country, as you probably know, 642 00:42:20,870 --> 00:42:22,870 is on the brink of another war. 643 00:42:24,010 --> 00:42:26,310 Is it? I've been out of the loop. 644 00:42:28,230 --> 00:42:32,670 America needs a goddess of substance to take us into the fight. 645 00:42:33,930 --> 00:42:37,110 My associates and I know all about you. 646 00:42:37,850 --> 00:42:40,200 Hoo, boy. 647 00:42:40,330 --> 00:42:42,200 You were doing great 648 00:42:42,330 --> 00:42:46,770 until Mademoiselle Liberty came along and stole your thunder. 649 00:42:49,380 --> 00:42:52,080 You're surviving... for now. 650 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,210 Thanks to Al here. 651 00:42:56,340 --> 00:43:00,260 But pretty soon, the people will forget 652 00:43:00,390 --> 00:43:02,610 and no amount of sequins will stop 653 00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:05,180 that fantastic rack of yours 654 00:43:05,310 --> 00:43:06,660 from going the way of the dodo. 655 00:43:10,050 --> 00:43:11,180 She's Roman, actually. 656 00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:12,920 What? 657 00:43:13,050 --> 00:43:14,580 Libertas. 658 00:43:14,710 --> 00:43:17,010 Resurrected by the French as a gift to the Americans. 659 00:43:17,670 --> 00:43:18,710 Funny old world. 660 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,850 Hm. Roman, French... 661 00:43:23,330 --> 00:43:24,720 Whatever. 662 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:27,940 It's the American way of life we're concerned about. 663 00:43:28,070 --> 00:43:31,380 And we believe you have the power to save it. 664 00:43:32,380 --> 00:43:35,560 With a-a little less... 665 00:43:36,820 --> 00:43:38,300 Buffalo Bill... 666 00:43:38,430 --> 00:43:40,340 [ LAUGHING ] 667 00:43:40,470 --> 00:43:45,040 And a little more Our Lady of the War Effort. 668 00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:55,100 I need a minute to think about it. 669 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,540 Take as much time as you need. 670 00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:15,600 I need to speak with Donar. 671 00:44:15,730 --> 00:44:18,290 He left with the Germans. Didn't he talk to you? 672 00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:20,210 [ SOFT PIANO MUSIC ] 673 00:44:21,170 --> 00:44:22,120 Left? 674 00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:23,730 Boy's ship came in. 675 00:44:23,860 --> 00:44:27,170 I guess he's busy building his immortality. 676 00:44:30,910 --> 00:44:32,350 That's what you should do, too. 677 00:44:33,610 --> 00:44:36,180 Manifest your own destiny. 678 00:44:41,230 --> 00:44:42,140 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 679 00:44:57,420 --> 00:44:58,420 Where are you off? 680 00:45:01,770 --> 00:45:03,690 I'm going to California with Columbia. 681 00:45:04,860 --> 00:45:06,170 What about the championship? 682 00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:07,650 I won't be their puppet. 683 00:45:08,390 --> 00:45:10,480 Humans serve us, not the other way around. 684 00:45:11,740 --> 00:45:13,910 Don't be stupid, Donar; worship is worship. 685 00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,310 No! 686 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,090 I will forge my own path with the woman I love 687 00:45:18,220 --> 00:45:20,490 and our children will populate the western lands. 688 00:45:20,620 --> 00:45:21,920 [ CHUCKLING ] 689 00:45:23,100 --> 00:45:25,800 I... I don't know how to tell you this but, um... 690 00:45:26,930 --> 00:45:28,060 she ain't coming. 691 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:30,800 What do you mean? 692 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:32,670 Of course she is. 693 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:33,800 Columbia has decided 694 00:45:33,930 --> 00:45:36,630 to explore other opportunities. 695 00:45:37,550 --> 00:45:40,510 You did this. You used your charms on her! 696 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,420 I wish that I had, my son, then I could reverse them. 697 00:45:43,550 --> 00:45:44,680 But look on the bright side: 698 00:45:44,810 --> 00:45:49,080 the liberation has enabled you to fulfill your destiny. 699 00:45:49,210 --> 00:45:52,520 Throw the match. Secure the worship! 700 00:45:52,650 --> 00:45:53,740 No, Father. 701 00:45:55,300 --> 00:45:56,390 No? 702 00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:01,180 No? Oh, yes. 703 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,400 You will do this. 704 00:46:03,530 --> 00:46:06,840 Otherwise, there's no place in the theater for you. 705 00:46:06,970 --> 00:46:09,010 You think you have a show without me? 706 00:46:09,970 --> 00:46:12,060 It's me they come to see. 707 00:46:12,190 --> 00:46:14,710 Me! Donar the Great! 708 00:46:19,980 --> 00:46:24,290 [ EPIC MUSIC ] 709 00:46:25,460 --> 00:46:28,470 [ THUNDER CRASHING ] 710 00:46:29,950 --> 00:46:32,170 Do not disrespect me, son. 711 00:46:32,910 --> 00:46:35,000 Remove the charm you put on Columbia. 712 00:46:35,130 --> 00:46:37,260 Charms do not work on our own kind. 713 00:46:38,390 --> 00:46:39,780 Columbia has chosen to make something of her life, 714 00:46:39,910 --> 00:46:41,780 unlike my coward of a son. 715 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,440 Or my failure of a father! 716 00:47:07,030 --> 00:47:11,290 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] 717 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,080 Such strength... 718 00:47:19,950 --> 00:47:22,130 only a fraction of what's to come. 719 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:26,480 Oh, my boy, 720 00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:30,570 power like this you cannot walk away from! 721 00:47:34,050 --> 00:47:35,230 Goodbye, Father. 722 00:47:37,580 --> 00:47:40,930 No!!! 723 00:48:07,220 --> 00:48:08,390 SHADOW: If I uh... 724 00:48:10,530 --> 00:48:13,180 If I upset you back there... 725 00:48:13,310 --> 00:48:14,530 It wasn't you. 726 00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:18,100 Ghosts from the past. 727 00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:27,980 What happened to Donar? 728 00:48:31,890 --> 00:48:34,240 Sacrifice is the only noble act. 729 00:48:34,380 --> 00:48:37,990 As gods, it's our sustenance and currency. 730 00:48:39,820 --> 00:48:41,510 I regret nothing. 731 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,340 [ GUNSHOT ] 732 00:48:44,470 --> 00:48:49,090 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] 733 00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:53,350 MR. WEDNESDAY: He checked out.. 734 00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,620 1942. 735 00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,790 Somewhere outside of Philadelphia. 736 00:49:01,580 --> 00:49:02,800 So I heard. 737 00:49:03,970 --> 00:49:05,010 SHADOW: Suicide. 738 00:49:06,100 --> 00:49:07,840 Suicide: that's the kind of death 739 00:49:07,970 --> 00:49:09,500 that Gods can't come back from. 740 00:49:14,590 --> 00:49:16,370 Did the Valkyries provide safe passage? 741 00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:21,550 Honestly? 742 00:49:25,510 --> 00:49:27,040 I have no idea. 743 00:49:31,210 --> 00:49:35,570 MR. WEDNESDAY: ♪ Once I built a railroad made it run ♪ 744 00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:39,530 ♪ Made it race against time ♪ 745 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:45,140 ♪ Once I built a railroad now it's done ♪ 746 00:49:46,530 --> 00:49:49,800 ♪ Brother can you spare a dime? ♪ 747 00:49:51,580 --> 00:49:55,630 ♪ Once I built a tower to the sun ♪ 748 00:49:56,630 --> 00:49:59,900 ♪ Brick and rivet and lime ♪ 749 00:50:01,420 --> 00:50:05,510 ♪ Once I built a tower now it's done ♪ 750 00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:10,950 ♪ Brother can you spare a dime? ♪ 751 00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:18,130 ♪ Once in khaki suits Gee, we looked swell ♪ 752 00:50:19,390 --> 00:50:21,870 ♪ Full of that Yankee doodly dum ♪ 753 00:50:24,090 --> 00:50:27,970 ♪ Half a million boots went sloggin' through hell ♪ 754 00:50:29,140 --> 00:50:33,540 ♪ But I was the kid with the drum ♪ 755 00:50:35,020 --> 00:50:36,930 ♪ Say, don't you remember ♪ 756 00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:39,810 ♪ You called me Al ♪ 757 00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:43,680 ♪ It was Al all the time ♪ 758 00:50:45,940 --> 00:50:47,730 ♪ Say, don't you remember ♪ 759 00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,120 ♪ I'm your pal ♪ 760 00:50:53,380 --> 00:50:57,950 ♪ Buddy can you spare a dime? ♪ 761 00:51:01,870 --> 00:51:04,920 [ ROCK MUSIC, LOU REED ] 762 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:13,270 ♪ All your two-bit psychiatrist are giving you electro shock ♪ 763 00:51:15,010 --> 00:51:16,970 ♪ They say, they let you live at home with mom and dad ♪ 764 00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:19,410 ♪ Instead of mental hospitals ♪ 765 00:51:20,630 --> 00:51:22,940 ♪ But everytime you tried to read a book ♪ 766 00:51:23,070 --> 00:51:25,290 ♪ You couldn't get to page 17 ♪ 767 00:51:26,550 --> 00:51:28,680 ♪ 'Cause you forgot where you were ♪ 768 00:51:28,810 --> 00:51:31,030 ♪ So you couldn't even read ♪ 769 00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:35,730 ♪ Don't you know they're gonna kill your sons ♪ 770 00:51:37,380 --> 00:51:41,260 ♪ Don't you know they're gonna kill kill your sons ♪ 771 00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:47,660 ♪ They're gonna kill kill your sons ♪ 772 00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:52,750 ♪ Until they run run run run ♪ 773 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:55,840 ♪ Run run run away ♪