1 00:00:18,584 --> 00:00:20,870 OK, it's recording here. 2 00:00:20,871 --> 00:00:22,454 Wave to the camera. 3 00:00:27,047 --> 00:00:28,797 Oh, look at this one. 4 00:00:34,709 --> 00:00:36,292 Actually, stand up. 5 00:00:38,653 --> 00:00:41,113 - No. - Yes, yes. 6 00:00:47,111 --> 00:00:48,112 How you doing? 7 00:00:48,112 --> 00:00:49,612 Good. 8 00:01:05,967 --> 00:01:07,467 Yeah. 9 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:09,735 Lay down there. 10 00:01:11,145 --> 00:01:12,645 OK. 11 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:15,085 You know how it is, all right, 12 00:01:15,086 --> 00:01:17,682 - I gotta be able to pull it up, here we go. 13 00:01:17,683 --> 00:01:19,183 OK. 14 00:01:21,992 --> 00:01:23,692 Oh, yes. 15 00:01:24,697 --> 00:01:27,364 Stick it up for me, stick it up. 16 00:01:29,719 --> 00:01:31,831 - Ow! - Is that too hard? 17 00:01:31,832 --> 00:01:33,332 - Yes. 18 00:01:34,402 --> 00:01:37,008 Better? How 'bout this cheek? 19 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:38,537 Is that too hard? 20 00:01:55,357 --> 00:01:58,680 ♪ There's something sweet here next to me ♪ 21 00:01:58,681 --> 00:02:02,779 ♪ A girl with lips sweeter than candy ♪ 22 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:06,305 ♪ When we kiss it's a calorie ♪ 23 00:02:06,306 --> 00:02:10,473 ♪ Anything sweeter and it'd be misery ♪ 24 00:02:11,850 --> 00:02:14,433 ♪ Sweet misery ♪ 25 00:02:16,037 --> 00:02:20,003 ♪ She tastes like candy ♪ 26 00:02:20,004 --> 00:02:22,921 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 27 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:26,161 ♪ Sha na na na na na ♪ 28 00:02:26,162 --> 00:02:28,274 ♪ Sha na na na na na ♪ 29 00:02:28,275 --> 00:02:30,596 ♪ Sha na na na na na ♪ 30 00:02:30,597 --> 00:02:33,764 ♪ She's my candy girl ♪ 31 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:43,348 ♪ Under a sky that feels so large ♪ 32 00:02:43,349 --> 00:02:47,516 ♪ We collect like dust amongst the stars ♪ 33 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:52,286 ♪ You're my star ♪ 34 00:02:54,509 --> 00:02:58,204 ♪ I'll take my spaceship ♪ ♪ through these skies ♪ 35 00:02:58,205 --> 00:03:02,372 ♪ To get so close to your distant eyes ♪ 36 00:03:04,439 --> 00:03:07,856 ♪ I swallow my pride ♪ 37 00:03:07,857 --> 00:03:09,315 ♪ To be at her side ♪ 38 00:03:09,315 --> 00:03:10,768 ♪ Sha na na na na na ♪ 39 00:03:10,769 --> 00:03:12,799 ♪ Sha na na na na na ♪ 40 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,294 ♪ Sha na na na na na ♪ 41 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:18,462 ♪ She's my candy girl ♪ 42 00:03:24,531 --> 00:03:27,934 ♪ There's something sweet here next to me ♪ 43 00:03:27,935 --> 00:03:31,659 ♪ A girl with lips more ♪ ♪ cordial than brandy ♪ 44 00:03:31,660 --> 00:03:35,426 ♪ When we kiss it's a calorie ♪ 45 00:03:35,427 --> 00:03:39,594 ♪ Anything sweeter and it'd be misery ♪ 46 00:04:48,141 --> 00:04:51,150 - What're you doing? - Nothing. 47 00:04:56,865 --> 00:04:58,620 It's too small. 48 00:04:58,621 --> 00:05:01,057 - It's too small. - What? 49 00:05:01,058 --> 00:05:03,658 My dick is too small, what do you think I'm talkin' about? 50 00:05:03,659 --> 00:05:07,100 No, it's not. Let me see what you got here. 51 00:05:07,101 --> 00:05:10,317 No, it's, babe, come on, I'm serious. 52 00:05:10,318 --> 00:05:11,818 Like, the... 53 00:05:13,652 --> 00:05:17,819 ...the movies I watch or seen, the people you've been with, 54 00:05:18,725 --> 00:05:22,019 - I mean, look at this, I mean, you know what it looks like, 55 00:05:22,020 --> 00:05:26,641 - I mean there's nothing here. I mean, there's nothing here. 56 00:05:26,642 --> 00:05:29,835 - I love your penis. - I mean... 57 00:05:37,351 --> 00:05:41,646 - Come back to bed, OK. - I'll be back in a second. 58 00:06:09,053 --> 00:06:12,555 What's up guys, this is Paul from My Size Matters. 59 00:06:12,556 --> 00:06:16,186 And, uh, here to tell you all about my results- 60 00:06:16,187 --> 00:06:18,248 - of the penis enlargement pills. 61 00:06:18,249 --> 00:06:22,497 These are the top four of my research, and here are the results. 62 00:06:22,498 --> 00:06:26,288 The first two, the brown pills, I do not recommend these. 63 00:06:26,289 --> 00:06:28,303 They did nothing for me. 64 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:30,608 The pills on the far right in the funny looking bottle, 65 00:06:30,609 --> 00:06:33,340 - I actually got side effects from taking those- 66 00:06:33,341 --> 00:06:35,976 - and I had headaches and nausea, 67 00:06:35,977 --> 00:06:38,121 - and I wouldn't recommend these to anyone. 68 00:06:38,122 --> 00:06:40,430 The pills, uh, the white pills, 69 00:06:40,431 --> 00:06:44,479 - I, are the winner, of this review, based, 70 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:48,998 - um, I was feeling results immediately, almost, 71 00:06:48,999 --> 00:06:51,457 - within like two days, if you can believe that, 72 00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:54,177 - and, uh, I'm taking them right now and they're great. 73 00:06:54,178 --> 00:06:57,021 Um, my penis is getting bigger every day, 74 00:06:57,022 --> 00:06:59,855 - uh, longer, curve, everything, um. 75 00:07:03,765 --> 00:07:06,348 Hey, babe, you got a package. 76 00:08:26,710 --> 00:08:27,948 It just doesn't make any sense for me- 77 00:08:27,949 --> 00:08:32,115 - to pay rent on my place when I'm here every night. 78 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:36,217 Plus, I buy all these groceries and they go bad... 79 00:08:36,218 --> 00:08:39,718 ...cause I'm here with you, cooking with you. 80 00:08:40,592 --> 00:08:44,292 - It's just like a vessel that's sitting there... - Okey, okey, okey, okey. 81 00:09:33,526 --> 00:09:35,026 Oh, fuck yes. 82 00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:37,339 Yes. 83 00:09:39,184 --> 00:09:41,700 That's what I'm talkin' about. 84 00:09:41,701 --> 00:09:43,201 Yeah. 85 00:09:56,582 --> 00:09:58,761 I don't know what else to say to you. 86 00:09:58,762 --> 00:10:02,062 I don't even understand why you're being this way. 87 00:10:02,063 --> 00:10:05,896 Cause I love you. 88 00:10:15,367 --> 00:10:17,200 Is it cause I got fat? 89 00:10:23,393 --> 00:10:25,602 It's not because of anything you really... 90 00:10:25,603 --> 00:10:27,865 - Then tell me what I did. - Did. 91 00:10:27,866 --> 00:10:32,143 It's just not what I want, I'm just, you know, 92 00:10:32,144 --> 00:10:35,311 - nothing you can say is really going to... 93 00:10:37,538 --> 00:10:39,121 ...change any of that. 94 00:10:45,149 --> 00:10:46,649 Then I'll go. 95 00:10:48,686 --> 00:10:53,074 You don't care do you? You don't care that I'm leaving, do you? 96 00:10:59,848 --> 00:11:01,348 That's it? 97 00:11:04,993 --> 00:11:08,826 You fucking asshole, you're a fucking asshole. 98 00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:27,659 Whoa, this place is so cool. 99 00:12:29,605 --> 00:12:32,494 This is like, a grown up apartment, 100 00:12:32,495 --> 00:12:35,900 - this is not like a Wrigleyville- 101 00:12:35,901 --> 00:12:38,687 - like a, okay that's enough, oh whoa. 102 00:12:38,688 --> 00:12:41,203 - Is that enough? - Yeah. - There you go. 103 00:12:41,204 --> 00:12:44,914 - Does it even have a big screen TV? - Upstairs. - Mmm. 104 00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:49,715 How do you get to the top of there, how do you get. 105 00:12:49,716 --> 00:12:52,716 - Here. - You have a lot of... 106 00:12:57,125 --> 00:13:00,532 You have a lot of balls in your apartment. 107 00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:02,103 Yeah, come on, let's, uh... 108 00:13:02,104 --> 00:13:05,449 Is it an apartment or is it like a whole? 109 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:08,468 I mean, I guess, it's technically an apartment- 110 00:13:08,469 --> 00:13:11,155 - but I have two more floors and I have one... 111 00:13:11,156 --> 00:13:11,989 Are there people up there? 112 00:13:11,989 --> 00:13:13,389 - Do you have roommates? - No, no, no. 113 00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:16,156 No roommates, no cats, no dogs. 114 00:13:16,157 --> 00:13:17,686 - No guinea pigs? - No, no nothing. 115 00:13:17,687 --> 00:13:20,286 - You sure? - Yeah, no nothing. 116 00:13:24,329 --> 00:13:26,650 - Help me out. - Whoa, hold up, hold up, hold up. 117 00:13:26,651 --> 00:13:30,288 - Help me out. - You take that one off. 118 00:13:30,289 --> 00:13:31,937 Wait, wait, OK. 119 00:13:31,938 --> 00:13:33,688 And, up, there it is. 120 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,370 Oh, you have a sunburn. 121 00:13:54,538 --> 00:13:57,360 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. For just a second. 122 00:13:57,361 --> 00:13:58,825 I'll be right back, OK? 123 00:13:58,826 --> 00:14:01,507 I'll be right back, OK? 124 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,091 I'll be right back. 125 00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:58,151 Get that fucking thing away from me you freak! 126 00:14:58,152 --> 00:15:01,658 What the fuck, how do you get out of this fucking place? 127 00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:04,242 Oh, fuck, oh you fucking freak! 128 00:15:05,729 --> 00:15:07,229 Fucking freak! 129 00:15:30,671 --> 00:15:32,870 I know we both said some things- 130 00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:35,965 - that we didn't necessarily mean... 131 00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:38,985 ...and I just think if we talk about it it'd be all right. 132 00:15:52,817 --> 00:15:56,067 Babe, can't we just be mature and talk? 133 00:16:00,489 --> 00:16:01,936 By the way... 134 00:16:01,937 --> 00:16:04,769 ...I've always hated your small dick. 135 00:16:22,611 --> 00:16:25,278 Ahh, it's just you and me now. 136 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,536 Oh, but fuck it, it's cool. 137 00:16:29,537 --> 00:16:32,204 I've waited for you for so long. 138 00:16:34,851 --> 00:16:37,351 Nobody else seems to like you, 139 00:16:38,769 --> 00:16:40,352 - oh, but I love you. 140 00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:17,149 ♪ Off night teens with lesser guides ♪ 141 00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:21,623 ♪ Enough of my old ways ♪ 142 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:27,409 ♪ Off white scenes messed and lined ♪ 143 00:17:28,321 --> 00:17:29,964 ♪ Who are you ♪ 144 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:34,132 ♪ And where am I ♪ 145 00:17:58,076 --> 00:18:00,243 How's it going in there? 146 00:18:01,694 --> 00:18:03,194 Fine. 147 00:18:06,192 --> 00:18:08,913 Do you think you might be ready soon? 148 00:18:08,914 --> 00:18:10,414 Baby? 149 00:18:14,021 --> 00:18:15,521 Sure. 150 00:19:15,219 --> 00:19:16,825 What do you think? 151 00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:18,433 I think they're silly. 152 00:19:18,434 --> 00:19:20,267 No, they're so cool. 153 00:19:21,164 --> 00:19:23,747 OK. 154 00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:41,568 Are you wearing underwear under here? 155 00:19:41,569 --> 00:19:43,069 Yeah, why? 156 00:19:44,537 --> 00:19:46,842 Why are you wearing underwear? 157 00:19:46,843 --> 00:19:48,343 Huh? 158 00:19:49,242 --> 00:19:52,881 No, you're just supposed to wear the tights. 159 00:19:52,882 --> 00:19:54,382 Seriously? 160 00:19:56,924 --> 00:19:58,924 Yeah, will you change? 161 00:20:21,945 --> 00:20:23,445 Hm. 162 00:20:47,805 --> 00:20:49,805 Go stand in the doorway. 163 00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:01,366 Turn around. 164 00:21:08,609 --> 00:21:10,109 Take your bra off. 165 00:21:20,231 --> 00:21:22,064 Lean against the door. 166 00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:25,721 Play with your breasts. 167 00:21:34,241 --> 00:21:36,991 I want you to play with yourself. 168 00:22:15,946 --> 00:22:17,446 Hey. 169 00:22:26,754 --> 00:22:28,254 - Hey. - Hmm? 170 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,514 Wake up. 171 00:22:34,163 --> 00:22:35,663 Wake up. 172 00:24:30,523 --> 00:24:32,246 One second. 173 00:24:32,247 --> 00:24:33,854 Oh, sorry. 174 00:24:33,855 --> 00:24:35,355 Yep. 175 00:25:50,688 --> 00:25:51,521 Thanks. 176 00:25:51,522 --> 00:25:55,415 So what were you saying about before? 177 00:25:55,416 --> 00:25:56,916 Oh. 178 00:25:58,836 --> 00:26:02,084 I just, I've been masturbating constantly, 179 00:26:02,085 --> 00:26:05,424 I can't, I get turned on all the time, 180 00:26:05,425 --> 00:26:08,223 I don't know how to stop it. 181 00:26:08,224 --> 00:26:10,391 Well, what sets you off? 182 00:26:11,891 --> 00:26:15,724 Like, heat, like the coffee cup turns me on. 183 00:26:17,904 --> 00:26:19,801 And then like other types of drinks, 184 00:26:19,802 --> 00:26:23,390 - like beer bottles have been really turning me on. 185 00:26:23,391 --> 00:26:25,127 Like the shape of it, that shape, 186 00:26:25,128 --> 00:26:28,429 - if Coke were in the bottle that would turn me on, too. 187 00:26:28,430 --> 00:26:31,847 Or like, like riding my bike turns me on. 188 00:26:33,619 --> 00:26:37,202 And like, really narrow streets turn me on. 189 00:26:39,381 --> 00:26:42,308 And then, the sidewalk when it gets kind of sparkly- 190 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:44,861 - like at the end of the street, like where it goes in- 191 00:26:44,862 --> 00:26:47,746 - to the actual street, when it gets sparkly there. 192 00:26:47,747 --> 00:26:50,881 That does something to my eyes and that turns me on. 193 00:26:50,882 --> 00:26:53,067 People in uniform, look, 194 00:26:53,068 --> 00:26:56,242 - not so much police officers, but like, mailmen, 195 00:26:56,243 --> 00:26:59,606 - that really turns, and like UPS, and also the boxes, 196 00:26:59,607 --> 00:27:01,420 - the wrapped up boxes. 197 00:27:01,421 --> 00:27:04,101 That's really, that's really sexy. 198 00:27:04,102 --> 00:27:07,020 Cards, like playing cards. 199 00:27:07,021 --> 00:27:09,021 Particularly the royals. 200 00:27:10,235 --> 00:27:14,055 Like the jack, and the queen and the king. 201 00:27:14,056 --> 00:27:15,556 Hmm. 202 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,900 I don't know. 203 00:27:28,729 --> 00:27:30,229 Well, that's OK. 204 00:27:31,982 --> 00:27:35,898 Maybe you're just not fulfilled, you know? 205 00:27:35,899 --> 00:27:38,165 Like, you know when you want chocolate, 206 00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:40,504 - and you don't eat chocolate and you just keep eating things- 207 00:27:40,505 --> 00:27:43,924 - and eating things, and when you should just have chocolate? 208 00:27:43,925 --> 00:27:46,175 But what's the chocolate? 209 00:27:47,148 --> 00:27:48,815 Can't figure it out. 210 00:27:51,818 --> 00:27:54,460 Maybe you need to be a gasper. 211 00:27:54,461 --> 00:27:55,410 What? 212 00:27:55,410 --> 00:27:56,910 A gasper? 213 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,523 When you strangle yourself. 214 00:27:59,524 --> 00:28:02,368 Oh, have you tried that? 215 00:28:02,369 --> 00:28:03,202 Kind of sublime. 216 00:28:03,203 --> 00:28:06,324 Yeah, you, it's, it like gives you this natural high. 217 00:28:06,325 --> 00:28:08,420 Yeah, I've done it, once. 218 00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:12,760 - How does it work? - It's pretty amazing. 219 00:28:12,761 --> 00:28:13,796 You can take a belt, 220 00:28:13,796 --> 00:28:15,296 - or a plastic bag, 221 00:28:17,015 --> 00:28:20,151 - or some people use like, gas, 222 00:28:20,152 --> 00:28:21,879 - to take the oxygen out of the room. 223 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:26,047 Pretty much anything that cuts off oxygen to your brain. 224 00:28:28,768 --> 00:28:30,330 You may as well try it, I mean... 225 00:28:30,331 --> 00:28:32,164 Yeah, couldn't hurt. 226 00:32:15,824 --> 00:32:18,123 You could have hurt yourself. 227 00:32:18,124 --> 00:32:19,791 I know, I'm sorry. 228 00:32:27,452 --> 00:32:28,952 Are you mad at me? 229 00:32:33,102 --> 00:32:37,084 I just wish you would have told me, because I could have helped. 230 00:32:41,515 --> 00:32:43,015 You could? 231 00:32:47,649 --> 00:32:50,482 It's a lot safer with a partner. 232 00:32:58,466 --> 00:33:00,466 Do you want to try it? 233 00:33:05,605 --> 00:33:09,438 Do you want to use the belt or just my hand? 234 00:33:10,887 --> 00:33:15,054 I don't know, the belt didn't work so well last time. 235 00:33:18,109 --> 00:33:21,109 Why don't you unbutton your pants? 236 00:33:53,947 --> 00:33:56,100 ♪ Cut and cut and crack it up ♪ 237 00:33:56,101 --> 00:33:57,623 ♪ Cr-crack, cr-crack, yes ♪ 238 00:33:57,624 --> 00:34:00,106 ♪ Oh I can cut you, catch you ♪ 239 00:34:00,107 --> 00:34:03,113 ♪ Catch you, catch you gettin' older. ♪ 240 00:34:03,114 --> 00:34:04,460 ♪ You can't get quick ♪ 241 00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:05,640 ♪ You can't commit ♪ 242 00:34:05,641 --> 00:34:07,398 ♪ You can't control her without ♪ 243 00:34:07,399 --> 00:34:12,204 ♪ Remember bodies sold ♪ ♪ to Sunday, getting colder ♪ 244 00:34:12,205 --> 00:34:16,735 ♪ Oh, so civilized so you cannot take it ♪ 245 00:34:16,736 --> 00:34:19,140 ♪ Oh, you cannot take it ♪ 246 00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:21,137 ♪ Oh, you cannot make it ♪ 247 00:34:21,138 --> 00:34:23,407 ♪ A force has come is still alive ♪ 248 00:34:23,408 --> 00:34:26,283 ♪ Oh, open up and take it ♪ 249 00:34:26,284 --> 00:34:28,241 ♪ All the money, take it ♪ 250 00:34:28,242 --> 00:34:30,367 ♪ Oh, you cannot take it ♪ 251 00:34:30,368 --> 00:34:34,866 ♪ Night time, chin-chin ♪ ♪ and worry 'bout the nation ♪ 252 00:34:34,867 --> 00:34:36,699 ♪ What you cannot take ♪ 253 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,533 ♪ Yeah, no one cannot take you ♪ 254 00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:41,700 ♪ Rise slow, close the blinds ♪ ♪ and wonder what you take, yeah ♪ 255 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:46,206 ♪ Oh, you cannot take you ♪ 256 00:34:46,207 --> 00:34:48,599 ♪ oh, you cannot take you ♪ 257 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,497 ♪ What you, what you can't ♪ 258 00:34:50,498 --> 00:34:52,705 ♪ It's just the world you've never seen ♪ 259 00:34:52,706 --> 00:34:55,246 ♪ Take your ship, just strangle it ♪ 260 00:34:55,247 --> 00:34:58,955 ♪ Your ship that's coming in ♪ 261 00:35:09,493 --> 00:35:11,929 - I'm gonna come. - OK. 262 00:35:11,930 --> 00:35:15,451 - All right, are you done? - No, no, you can come, baby. 263 00:36:19,101 --> 00:36:20,601 It's not working. 264 00:36:23,061 --> 00:36:24,051 You want me to leave you alone? 265 00:36:24,052 --> 00:36:26,592 No, no, no, it's not you, it's just my vagina. 266 00:36:27,929 --> 00:36:31,429 - Damn thing. - It's just not working anymore. 267 00:36:35,414 --> 00:36:37,794 - Read. - Oh, I'm sorry. 268 00:37:05,582 --> 00:37:08,489 Just my body's real different, you know? 269 00:37:08,490 --> 00:37:12,074 On account, the book said, my cervix is just like swollen, 270 00:37:12,075 --> 00:37:16,966 - and bigger, and it just hurts if you go real far in. 271 00:37:16,967 --> 00:37:18,521 Yeah, I don't really know what that means. 272 00:37:18,522 --> 00:37:21,718 It just means that it's bigger, I don't know. 273 00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,294 I don't care, I mean, is there something I can do? 274 00:37:24,295 --> 00:37:25,795 I don't know. 275 00:37:27,518 --> 00:37:30,241 Is there something that you want me to do that you're not telling me? 276 00:37:30,242 --> 00:37:33,102 No, definitely if I knew what I wanted you to do- 277 00:37:33,103 --> 00:37:34,877 - I would tell you what to do. 278 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:37,211 - OK. - I promise. 279 00:37:38,641 --> 00:37:40,141 But it does stink. 280 00:37:41,163 --> 00:37:45,622 But I still like having you inside of me, I still like making you come. 281 00:37:46,971 --> 00:37:48,471 I do. 282 00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:50,580 That makes me feel good. 283 00:37:50,581 --> 00:37:54,264 - That your good deed for the day? - Yeah. 284 00:37:54,265 --> 00:37:57,261 I promise I'll tell you if there's something that you can do. 285 00:37:57,262 --> 00:37:59,430 - All right. - Love you. 286 00:37:59,431 --> 00:38:00,931 I love you, too. 287 00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:34,481 It's just that, it's just you feel a little bit less turned on. 288 00:38:34,482 --> 00:38:36,728 I bet it's just the hormones. 289 00:38:36,729 --> 00:38:38,772 No, I feel turned on. 290 00:38:38,773 --> 00:38:40,325 You don't understand what I'm saying. 291 00:38:40,326 --> 00:38:43,067 I feel turned on, I want to have sex. 292 00:38:43,068 --> 00:38:46,188 I have sex, and I start to have an orgasm- 293 00:38:46,189 --> 00:38:48,159 - and then it's like a weird, incomplete, 294 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,493 - like, not fulfilling orgasm. 295 00:38:51,516 --> 00:38:52,567 Sounds like Hell! 296 00:38:52,568 --> 00:38:54,173 - It's terrible. 297 00:38:54,174 --> 00:38:56,617 And then I just get mad and I feel bad for Frank- 298 00:38:56,618 --> 00:38:58,118 - cause like, 299 00:38:58,411 --> 00:38:59,911 - he, I mean, 300 00:39:00,525 --> 00:39:01,862 - I feel bad for him. 301 00:39:01,863 --> 00:39:03,673 Cause sex isn't as fun, 302 00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:06,706 - like he still comes, but it's like, that's it, 303 00:39:06,707 --> 00:39:10,540 - it's basically like masturbating inside of me. 304 00:39:13,871 --> 00:39:15,371 I know, it sucks. 305 00:39:16,366 --> 00:39:19,838 But I'm hoping, you know, once the baby's born, 306 00:39:19,839 --> 00:39:21,636 - that won't happen anymore. 307 00:39:21,637 --> 00:39:24,874 Well, it better not. 308 00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:26,963 Oh, he's moving. 309 00:39:26,964 --> 00:39:29,733 - Mm, do you want to feel him? - Yeah. 310 00:39:32,739 --> 00:39:35,656 Here, here, he's like right here. 311 00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:40,235 - Do you feel it? - Mmpm. 312 00:39:44,837 --> 00:39:46,337 There he is. 313 00:39:50,274 --> 00:39:51,502 Hey little alien. 314 00:39:51,503 --> 00:39:54,453 I forget that this is the outcome of having sex sometimes. 315 00:39:55,380 --> 00:39:57,015 He likes all this orgasm talk. 316 00:39:57,016 --> 00:40:00,484 - Is he, can I hear him? - I don't know, maybe. 317 00:40:05,441 --> 00:40:09,029 She thinks that she could give me an orgasm. 318 00:40:09,030 --> 00:40:11,030 OK, I'm sure she does. 319 00:40:13,809 --> 00:40:16,476 But like, I was thinking about... 320 00:40:19,010 --> 00:40:21,588 ...just like, letting her do that, 321 00:40:21,589 --> 00:40:24,922 - or would that make you mad if she tried? 322 00:40:25,961 --> 00:40:29,109 I mean, wouldn't that be weird for you, though? 323 00:40:29,110 --> 00:40:33,241 I mean, it would be a little weird cause we're friends, but I think... 324 00:40:33,242 --> 00:40:36,183 ...she doesn't seem to think it would be weird and... 325 00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:38,784 - Safe. - Yeah. 326 00:40:39,785 --> 00:40:41,757 - Yeah we could do that. - Yeah? - Yeah, no, 327 00:40:41,758 --> 00:40:43,276 - It wouldn't make you mad? 328 00:40:43,277 --> 00:40:45,360 No, no, it's been done. 329 00:40:48,486 --> 00:40:52,216 Do you like that idea a little bit? 330 00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:55,511 - Do you? - Kinda like it, it's kinda... 331 00:40:55,512 --> 00:40:57,294 - Sexy? - Mmmm, a little bit. 332 00:40:57,295 --> 00:40:58,995 - A little bit? - A little bit. 333 00:40:58,996 --> 00:41:01,491 I think it might be interesting, no harm, right? 334 00:41:01,492 --> 00:41:02,992 No harm. 335 00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,957 Then and we actually need to take that box, 336 00:41:13,958 --> 00:41:18,041 - that crib box, and bring it in and take everything out of it- 337 00:41:18,042 --> 00:41:21,221 - and make sure it's not damaged or anything. 338 00:41:21,222 --> 00:41:24,984 So that we can make sure that we don't have to send it back. 339 00:41:24,985 --> 00:41:28,218 - Before we put it together? - Before we put it together. 340 00:41:29,646 --> 00:41:34,969 - OK. - Because I want it to be together before the baby shower. 341 00:41:36,723 --> 00:41:38,390 We'll be right back. 342 00:42:33,716 --> 00:42:35,299 I registered stuff. 343 00:42:36,359 --> 00:42:40,137 It's really, I'm excited to pick out like the things that are gonna be... 344 00:42:40,138 --> 00:42:42,729 - I know, I know. - It's pretty cool. 345 00:42:42,730 --> 00:42:46,285 You get to pick 'em out and not all of the 400 people- 346 00:42:46,286 --> 00:42:47,994 - who are picking the presents. 347 00:42:47,995 --> 00:42:50,245 I know, right, that's how it used to be, you know? 348 00:42:50,246 --> 00:42:52,902 Everyone would just like, get you, 349 00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:56,206 - and you just had to be like, you had to be nice. 350 00:42:58,167 --> 00:43:01,808 I wonder when registries and stuff started. 351 00:43:01,809 --> 00:43:04,956 - Babe, what are you doing? - Nothing. 352 00:43:07,755 --> 00:43:14,698 - Franky... what are you doing? - Nothing. 353 00:43:15,856 --> 00:43:19,681 Did you think that this was gonna be like, all of us? 354 00:43:19,682 --> 00:43:21,182 Nope. 355 00:43:22,217 --> 00:43:24,094 We think this was just gonna be like, 356 00:43:24,095 --> 00:43:28,223 - just two of us alone. - I'm sorry, babe. 357 00:43:28,224 --> 00:43:30,640 - I'm sorry. - It's rad. 358 00:43:59,537 --> 00:44:02,620 So anyway, I'm excited to decorate. 359 00:44:07,994 --> 00:44:11,146 - You got a light by any chance? - Uh, yeah. 360 00:44:31,207 --> 00:44:34,493 We'd just keep to my room to go like this. 361 00:44:34,494 --> 00:44:37,494 Now I know what guys are talking about when they're like, 362 00:44:37,495 --> 00:44:39,413 I feel like guys come up with a lot of weird metaphors- 363 00:44:39,414 --> 00:44:41,336 - for what boobs feel like. 364 00:44:41,337 --> 00:44:43,336 One guy told me once that my boob felt like- 365 00:44:43,337 --> 00:44:45,218 - a life jacket. 366 00:44:45,219 --> 00:44:47,427 That's amazing. 367 00:44:47,428 --> 00:44:51,254 And that it was really sexy, I was just. 368 00:44:51,255 --> 00:44:52,643 I think, yeah, I think it was like- 369 00:44:52,644 --> 00:44:55,545 - he touched a life jacket when he was 10 and was like, 370 00:44:55,546 --> 00:44:57,770 - this is what boobs feel like, 371 00:44:57,771 --> 00:45:01,541 - and then, later on they didn't really feel like that but. 372 00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:18,555 I don't know if you can do that with the other person's clothes. 373 00:46:18,556 --> 00:46:25,008 - What are you gonna do with them? - Oh I don't know. 374 00:47:55,187 --> 00:47:57,699 - Whoo. - I think I have it all the way turned up, 375 00:47:57,700 --> 00:48:00,147 - let me turn it down, this is a little much. 376 00:48:00,148 --> 00:48:04,752 - You have to ease into that level. - OK, OK. 377 00:48:07,088 --> 00:48:11,763 - This is fun, I'm having fun. - Me, too. 378 00:48:12,303 --> 00:48:13,970 OK, now I've got it. 379 00:48:22,049 --> 00:48:23,799 That is so beautiful. 380 00:48:26,590 --> 00:48:28,185 You're such a woman. 381 00:48:30,967 --> 00:48:33,379 Oh, that feels good. 382 00:48:50,754 --> 00:48:52,254 Oh fuck, oh fuck... 383 00:48:53,951 --> 00:48:55,451 ...oh fuck. 384 00:49:41,161 --> 00:49:43,877 - So you really can't put a bra on like that? - No. 385 00:49:43,878 --> 00:49:47,206 Why is that, cause your boobs cover it. 386 00:49:47,207 --> 00:49:48,807 Yeah, but if I try to put a bra on like that, 387 00:49:48,808 --> 00:49:52,975 - it'll be like, there's just no way that this can spin around- 388 00:49:54,163 --> 00:49:57,227 - cause like, my boobs are too big. 389 00:49:57,228 --> 00:50:00,992 - You know what I mean? - Not a problem that I've had... 390 00:50:00,993 --> 00:50:03,326 ...but I do know what you mean. 391 00:50:07,050 --> 00:50:10,717 Hi, have you been out here the whole time? 392 00:50:12,778 --> 00:50:15,520 - Thank you. - Thank you, see you. 393 00:50:16,617 --> 00:50:18,918 - Good to see you. - Good to see you, too. 394 00:50:18,919 --> 00:50:22,596 - I'll see you soon. - You can come in now. 395 00:50:34,314 --> 00:50:35,994 Whatchyou doin' in there? 396 00:50:35,995 --> 00:50:37,495 Measurin'. 397 00:50:39,817 --> 00:50:42,227 - Did you feel left out today? - Mmhmm. 398 00:50:42,228 --> 00:50:44,105 - I'm sorry. - It's OK. 399 00:50:44,106 --> 00:50:47,972 Thanks for letting me have that experience, though. 400 00:50:47,973 --> 00:50:50,306 - Love you. - I love you, too. 401 00:50:56,282 --> 00:50:58,949 Oh. 402 00:51:04,378 --> 00:51:05,878 Mmmm. 403 00:51:09,983 --> 00:51:13,483 Mmm, ooh, that's a new thing you're doing. 404 00:51:15,002 --> 00:51:16,815 - Yeah? - What is that thing? 405 00:51:16,816 --> 00:51:19,486 - It's new. - Where'd you learn that from? 406 00:51:19,487 --> 00:51:20,987 Mm mmm. 407 00:51:21,404 --> 00:51:23,025 - I like that. - Yeah? 408 00:51:23,026 --> 00:51:24,919 - More? - More please. 409 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,920 - More please. - More please. 410 00:51:49,626 --> 00:51:51,293 Oh, that feels good. 411 00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:08,434 ♪ I know where they build em ♪ 412 00:52:08,435 --> 00:52:12,602 ♪ I know when they're selling low ♪ 413 00:52:14,575 --> 00:52:16,586 ♪ Wilder than the worst ones ♪ 414 00:52:16,587 --> 00:52:20,587 ♪ Wilder than the one I'd known ♪ 415 00:52:22,493 --> 00:52:26,410 ♪ Smoke machine begins to blow ♪ 416 00:52:30,522 --> 00:52:34,355 ♪ Lines of water on the floor ♪ 417 00:52:38,229 --> 00:52:42,256 ♪ Indifferent to the written wall ♪ 418 00:52:42,257 --> 00:52:46,044 ♪ Lost in the wood on another hunt ♪ 419 00:52:46,045 --> 00:52:50,212 ♪ If they rattle, then they rattle on ♪ 420 00:53:55,902 --> 00:53:58,007 Clifton, shut up! 421 00:53:58,008 --> 00:53:59,508 Clifton! 422 00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:11,083 Oh yeah. 423 00:54:13,780 --> 00:54:16,197 Oh yeah, oh that's the one. 424 00:54:22,797 --> 00:54:24,297 Oh yeah. 425 00:54:33,044 --> 00:54:35,144 - Oh, you gonna come? - Mmhm. 426 00:54:35,145 --> 00:54:37,585 - Oh, you are? - Yeah. 427 00:54:55,984 --> 00:54:59,984 I'm thirsty, I'm gonna get something to drink. 428 00:55:12,778 --> 00:55:14,278 Oh, shit. 429 00:55:22,071 --> 00:55:23,571 Hello? 430 00:55:23,885 --> 00:55:26,936 Um, can I speak with Richard? 431 00:55:26,937 --> 00:55:30,237 - Yeah, this is him. - Hi, this is Ann. 432 00:55:30,238 --> 00:55:32,999 Do what now? I'm sorry, you're gonna have to speak up. 433 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:33,902 Ann. 434 00:55:33,903 --> 00:55:36,836 Do what, what'd you say, Rand, hello? 435 00:55:36,837 --> 00:55:39,051 - Ann! - I'm sorry, what? 436 00:55:39,052 --> 00:55:41,549 - Seriously, I can't hear you. - It's Ann! 437 00:55:41,550 --> 00:55:46,517 - Oh, hey, how you doing? - I'm good. 438 00:55:46,518 --> 00:55:50,338 - How are you doing? - Pretty good, pretty good, not bad. 439 00:55:50,339 --> 00:55:53,718 Good. Glad to hear. 440 00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:57,636 Um, actually, I'm calling because I'm wondering- 441 00:55:59,538 --> 00:56:02,871 - if you might still have my box of stuff. 442 00:56:04,412 --> 00:56:10,007 Uh, oh yeah, yeah, I do, I got that shit. 443 00:56:10,008 --> 00:56:11,508 OK, well good. 444 00:56:12,977 --> 00:56:16,113 So would you mind if I stop by and pick it up? 445 00:56:16,114 --> 00:56:17,847 Sure, like right now? 446 00:56:17,848 --> 00:56:19,945 Um, how 'bout tomorrow? 447 00:56:19,946 --> 00:56:22,210 Oh, right, yeah. Yeah, that's cool. 448 00:56:22,211 --> 00:56:25,960 Maybe like three? 3:00? 449 00:56:25,961 --> 00:56:31,328 Yeah, that's perfect, um, should I, e-mail you my address? 450 00:56:31,329 --> 00:56:33,787 Uh, yeah, actually, um, 451 00:56:33,788 --> 00:56:37,788 - I still have the same e-mail address as I did before, so... 452 00:56:37,789 --> 00:56:39,167 ...just e-mail it. 453 00:56:39,167 --> 00:56:40,667 OK, OK, cool. 454 00:56:42,174 --> 00:56:45,348 OK, so, I guess I'll see you tomorrow. 455 00:56:45,349 --> 00:56:47,786 Awesome, I'll see you then. 456 00:56:47,787 --> 00:56:50,167 OK, well, bye. 457 00:56:50,168 --> 00:56:51,668 All right, bye. 458 00:57:01,364 --> 00:57:03,199 And we got rid of all our stuff and drove across the country, 459 00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,136 - and I didn't want to rent a U-Haul- 460 00:57:05,137 --> 00:57:08,963 - and so we moved, we moved in in September, 461 00:57:08,964 --> 00:57:11,200 - and then we just kept all the furniture- 462 00:57:11,201 --> 00:57:13,387 - which sounds disgusting but I've gotten so used to it- 463 00:57:13,388 --> 00:57:14,951 - that it doesn't bother me anymore. 464 00:57:14,952 --> 00:57:15,852 Yeah, well... 465 00:57:15,852 --> 00:57:17,252 Like we sprayed down the leather and it felt like, 466 00:57:17,253 --> 00:57:19,021 - if it was cloth I couldn't do it. 467 00:57:19,022 --> 00:57:20,307 Sure, yeah, yeah, you can, 468 00:57:20,308 --> 00:57:22,483 - you can have sex on leather and just wipe that right off. 469 00:57:22,484 --> 00:57:24,957 But don't you find the Polish glass to be a little gaudy? 470 00:57:24,958 --> 00:57:26,774 We've always talked about moving it- 471 00:57:26,775 --> 00:57:28,421 - and it's just been one of those things that- 472 00:57:28,422 --> 00:57:30,608 - it just, it goes with the aesthetic. 473 00:57:30,609 --> 00:57:32,581 So until we replace everything, we can't... 474 00:57:32,582 --> 00:57:34,887 Right, so it's like once you switch out the vase... 475 00:57:34,888 --> 00:57:36,330 The whole thing gets ridiculous. 476 00:57:36,331 --> 00:57:38,594 Coffee table's ruined and then you gotta go for the couch. 477 00:57:38,595 --> 00:57:40,628 Yeah, who were you talking to? 478 00:57:40,629 --> 00:57:44,608 - I wasn't talking to anybody. - You were on the phone. 479 00:57:44,609 --> 00:57:45,884 Nosy. 480 00:57:45,885 --> 00:57:49,022 Well, we could hear you, you were shouting. 481 00:57:49,023 --> 00:57:50,523 It was nothing. 482 00:57:59,205 --> 00:58:01,038 Hey, you downstairs? 483 00:58:01,927 --> 00:58:03,455 Yeah, just come on up. 484 00:58:03,456 --> 00:58:04,956 All right. 485 00:58:09,728 --> 00:58:11,228 Ah, shit. 486 00:58:46,696 --> 00:58:48,196 Oh shit. 487 00:58:48,553 --> 00:58:50,333 - Hey. - Hi. 488 00:58:50,334 --> 00:58:51,167 Oh my God! 489 00:58:51,168 --> 00:58:53,754 - How are you? - You look great. 490 00:58:53,755 --> 00:58:57,535 Thanks, did I come at a weird time? 491 00:58:57,536 --> 00:59:01,037 Uh, oh, no. Well, I just got out of the shower, but, um, 492 00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:02,148 - here, come in. 493 00:59:02,149 --> 00:59:04,911 I didn't realize you were gonna get here so early. 494 00:59:04,912 --> 00:59:08,618 - Well, I'm actually a little bit late. - Oh really? 495 00:59:08,619 --> 00:59:10,223 Here, come on in here. 496 00:59:10,224 --> 00:59:14,024 - Yeah, I don't have any clocks in here. - Oh, I see. 497 00:59:16,150 --> 00:59:17,993 This right here. 498 00:59:17,994 --> 00:59:19,494 Wow. 499 00:59:20,054 --> 00:59:24,418 - You like it? - This is where you live? 500 00:59:24,419 --> 00:59:27,052 Yeah, I spend a lot of time here. 501 00:59:27,053 --> 00:59:29,830 - Oh, man. - Here, take a seat. 502 00:59:29,831 --> 00:59:31,331 OK. 503 00:59:32,798 --> 00:59:34,298 I just got this. 504 00:59:37,561 --> 00:59:39,061 Yeah. 505 00:59:46,046 --> 00:59:49,883 So is everything OK with you right now? 506 00:59:49,884 --> 00:59:53,217 Um, yeah, everything's great actually. 507 00:59:55,540 --> 00:59:58,679 - How 'bout with you? - Yeah, things are great. 508 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,432 - That's cool. - Do you have that box? 509 01:00:00,433 --> 01:00:03,390 - Still you said? - Oh, right, yeah. 510 01:00:03,391 --> 01:00:06,002 - Can you just go get that box? - You want me to go get it right now? 511 01:00:06,003 --> 01:00:07,816 - Mmhm. - OK. 512 01:00:07,817 --> 01:00:11,652 I guess, I guess I can just go ahead and get dressed- 513 01:00:11,653 --> 01:00:14,320 - right now, should I get dressed? 514 01:00:15,205 --> 01:00:16,705 I think so. 515 01:00:17,426 --> 01:00:20,188 OK, well, I'll be right back, OK? 516 01:00:20,189 --> 01:00:22,522 - OK. - All right. 517 01:01:22,413 --> 01:01:25,586 Oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 518 01:01:25,587 --> 01:01:28,018 - Oh, look at that. - Box of stuff. 519 01:01:28,019 --> 01:01:30,031 That's my old Christmas tree. 520 01:01:30,032 --> 01:01:32,463 - That's right it is. - Oh, I missed it. 521 01:01:32,464 --> 01:01:34,275 What's going on here? 522 01:01:34,276 --> 01:01:35,776 Oh, nothing. 523 01:01:38,979 --> 01:01:41,270 I was actually just lookin' on there. 524 01:01:41,271 --> 01:01:42,410 - Yeah? - Yeah. 525 01:01:42,411 --> 01:01:44,494 I was lookin' on there. 526 01:01:44,495 --> 01:01:45,771 Your computer. 527 01:01:45,772 --> 01:01:48,688 Yeah, that's what it's there for. 528 01:01:51,701 --> 01:01:54,415 Yeah, well I was looking- 529 01:01:54,416 --> 01:01:56,769 - to see if I could find those files. 530 01:01:56,770 --> 01:01:58,270 Um? 531 01:01:59,339 --> 01:02:03,506 Those files, the, the, the movie files from our past. 532 01:02:05,391 --> 01:02:07,863 That we made. That we starred in. 533 01:02:07,864 --> 01:02:10,113 Oh, you mean sexy videos? 534 01:02:12,321 --> 01:02:14,071 Those are the ones. 535 01:02:14,963 --> 01:02:16,571 Did you want to watch 'em or something? 536 01:02:16,572 --> 01:02:18,072 No, I didn't... 537 01:02:20,312 --> 01:02:21,923 ...I was just gonna, 538 01:02:21,924 --> 01:02:24,481 I mean, do you still have those files on there? 539 01:02:24,482 --> 01:02:26,257 Oh yeah, of course. 540 01:02:26,258 --> 01:02:32,438 Of course, I mean, I was thinking... 541 01:02:38,806 --> 01:02:42,556 I don't know, do you still need those movies? 542 01:02:44,031 --> 01:02:46,631 Well, I don't know, I mean, you know. 543 01:02:46,632 --> 01:02:48,597 Can we delete 'em? 544 01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:50,490 - Why? - Those movies. 545 01:02:50,491 --> 01:02:53,624 I was, just wondering, if we could. 546 01:02:54,923 --> 01:02:57,159 I just thought while I was here, you know, 547 01:02:57,160 --> 01:03:00,948 - getting this stuff we could just take care of that stuff. 548 01:03:00,949 --> 01:03:03,644 You know, just get rid of 'em. 549 01:03:03,645 --> 01:03:05,145 Wipe 'em out. 550 01:03:06,156 --> 01:03:08,382 I don't understand, I mean. 551 01:03:08,383 --> 01:03:10,896 I'm getting married... 552 01:03:10,897 --> 01:03:13,254 ...and you know, I just thought. 553 01:03:13,255 --> 01:03:14,755 Oh, right. 554 01:03:15,675 --> 01:03:19,762 Get rid of those, just the right thing to do, you know? 555 01:03:19,763 --> 01:03:21,513 Yeah, um, uh, yeah. 556 01:03:43,049 --> 01:03:45,299 Oh yeah, you fucking bitch. 557 01:03:47,134 --> 01:03:48,717 Oh yeah, you bitch. 558 01:04:11,808 --> 01:04:14,319 Just get rid of 'em. 559 01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:15,820 Move on. 560 01:04:28,744 --> 01:04:33,263 Maybe if you got something new from her, you know? 561 01:04:33,264 --> 01:04:37,256 One new thing in exchange for getting rid of all the old things. 562 01:04:48,044 --> 01:04:49,544 Just an idea. 563 01:04:52,374 --> 01:04:53,874 Huh. 564 01:05:07,582 --> 01:05:09,082 All right, so, 565 01:05:10,557 --> 01:05:14,926 - the other day, whenever we deleted those files? 566 01:05:14,927 --> 01:05:18,510 Umm, I wasn't totally honest with you about- 567 01:05:19,564 --> 01:05:21,776 - those being the only copies. 568 01:05:21,777 --> 01:05:22,686 OK. 569 01:05:22,687 --> 01:05:25,154 OK, but the thing is, I will delete them. 570 01:05:25,155 --> 01:05:27,753 I'll delete them today, right now. 571 01:05:27,754 --> 01:05:30,768 But first I need you to do something for me really quick. 572 01:05:30,769 --> 01:05:32,916 OK, I am not going to have sex with you. 573 01:05:32,917 --> 01:05:35,468 No, no, no, no, it's not like that at all. 574 01:05:35,469 --> 01:05:36,911 OK, this is just a little thing, 575 01:05:36,912 --> 01:05:39,547 - it'll take like five, maybe 10-15 minutes... 576 01:05:39,548 --> 01:05:42,972 ...and you'll be in and out of here. 577 01:05:42,973 --> 01:05:45,669 - OK. - It's not a big deal. 578 01:05:50,707 --> 01:05:53,138 So I'm not exactly sure how this works, 579 01:05:53,139 --> 01:05:55,779 - but if I mix these three things together, 580 01:05:55,780 --> 01:06:00,074 - and then if you sit in it for five minutes... 581 01:06:00,075 --> 01:06:03,075 ...it should make a mold of your pussy. 582 01:06:05,884 --> 01:06:09,134 If you do that, I'll delete the videos. 583 01:07:19,199 --> 01:07:21,733 Here, try it like a crab, crab walk kind of thing. 584 01:07:21,734 --> 01:07:24,401 OK, OK, this isn't easy. 585 01:07:26,804 --> 01:07:29,976 - I can't even tell if I'm over it. - Yeah, you are, you're good. 586 01:07:29,977 --> 01:07:31,872 Here, here, come forward. 587 01:07:31,873 --> 01:07:33,481 OK, bring it down. 588 01:07:33,482 --> 01:07:34,982 Bring it down. 589 01:07:35,796 --> 01:07:37,573 I don't know, this is, 590 01:07:37,574 --> 01:07:40,719 - this is really hurting my arms and I can't do that for five minutes. 591 01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:45,165 - OK, OK. - Hurry here, it's, I mean, it's... 592 01:07:45,166 --> 01:07:48,907 ...I mean, you're gonna have to do it right now or it's not gonna work. 593 01:07:50,273 --> 01:07:51,773 There ya go. 594 01:07:53,477 --> 01:07:56,355 Oh, oh it's really cold. 595 01:07:56,356 --> 01:07:58,870 OK, can I kind of adjust a little? 596 01:07:58,871 --> 01:08:00,371 - OK. - Yeah? 597 01:08:01,843 --> 01:08:03,150 - Oh my God. - OK, OK. 598 01:08:03,151 --> 01:08:05,000 - Oh, I hate you. - Don't move. 599 01:08:05,001 --> 01:08:06,464 I really do hate you. 600 01:08:06,465 --> 01:08:08,910 - Don't move, don't move. - OK, OK. 601 01:08:08,911 --> 01:08:13,252 - Oh, this stuff smells horrible. - Sorry. 602 01:08:13,253 --> 01:08:14,753 Oh my God. 603 01:08:22,109 --> 01:08:23,908 Oh, don't, don't look at me. 604 01:08:23,909 --> 01:08:25,742 - Sorry. - Jesus. 605 01:08:34,912 --> 01:08:38,495 You should probably never contact me again. 606 01:08:39,469 --> 01:08:40,969 OK. 607 01:08:47,955 --> 01:08:49,455 Thank you. 608 01:08:56,732 --> 01:08:58,232 Oh yeah. 609 01:09:31,481 --> 01:09:32,981 Oh. 610 01:10:25,759 --> 01:10:27,509 Think I'm gonna go. 611 01:10:29,744 --> 01:10:33,161 My girlfriend's been acting really weird. 612 01:10:47,508 --> 01:10:51,573 Oh hey, how'd that fake vagina thing go? 613 01:10:51,574 --> 01:10:53,621 Oh, it went great. 614 01:11:24,705 --> 01:11:28,318 ♪ Is it any wonder how the world ♪ 615 01:11:28,319 --> 01:11:32,319 ♪ Spins its lonely days for me ♪ 616 01:11:37,830 --> 01:11:41,521 ♪ Like a record with its bruises ♪ 617 01:11:41,522 --> 01:11:45,101 ♪ Skips a beat of history ♪ 618 01:11:45,102 --> 01:11:48,951 ♪ In between the grooves is where I lie ♪ 619 01:11:48,952 --> 01:11:51,783 ♪ Wondering where this lover hides ♪ 620 01:11:51,784 --> 01:11:54,364 ♪ To the girl with the marble eyes ♪ 621 01:11:54,365 --> 01:11:57,888 ♪ Can it be that you've ♪ ♪ taken me by surprise ♪ 622 01:11:57,889 --> 01:12:01,048 ♪ The wind and rain ♪ ♪ have carried your fame ♪ 623 01:12:01,049 --> 01:12:02,072 ♪ To my front door ♪ 624 01:12:02,073 --> 01:12:04,492 ♪ In spite of my hearts refrain ♪ 625 01:12:04,493 --> 01:12:07,708 ♪ Capulet and Montague ♪ 626 01:12:07,709 --> 01:12:11,309 ♪ Never even heard of me and you ♪ 627 01:12:11,310 --> 01:12:14,386 ♪ I'll keep this secret of how I adore ♪ 628 01:12:14,387 --> 01:12:18,554 ♪ This passion girl that ♪ ♪ I was always looking for ♪