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Things have been going well.

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I've been working
with these sick kids,

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kids who've been
diagnosed with cancer.

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And chemo when you're
twelve, like, sucks.

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But... I mean, chemo
sucks in general,

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but twelve sucks It's
when it happens.

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When what happens?

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Are you girls ready to order?

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Oh, I'll get the Cobb
Salad, with the... oh,

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no chicken, no bacon, no
cheese and no avocado.

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Mm... I'll get the
burger and fries.

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But maybe with her
bacon and her cheese,

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and do not bring
me a dessert menu.

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I already know I
want the cheesecake,

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the brownie cheesecake.

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I'm so glad you're not on
that stupid diet anymore.

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It was making me
a miserable person.

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So, I have some news.

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What are you doing right now?

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Just like your
typical Sunday morning.

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It's Monday and it's
like noon in L.A.

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Uh, how do you know that?

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You don't even
fuckin' live here.

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Okay. Well... you don't
even know my day right now.

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I was having lunch with Becky.

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We went to that place,

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Fucker!

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I haven't started the story yet.

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No. Ugh.

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I just realized that the
guy I slept with sucks.

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Would you stop thinking
about yourself

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and your weird little
life for five seconds?

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I was having lunch with Becky...
I have some news.

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My point is, imagine
chemo on top of twelve.

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It really makes you
appreciate what we have.

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Yeah, it does.

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So, things have been
getting pretty serious

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with Dale and I, and I
haven't really told anyone

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Can I say something?

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Stop. Stop, stop, stop.

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I gotta conference in Katie.

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Oh, for Chris sakes!

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Tell her later.

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No.

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This story is so
fucking long already,

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I'm not gonna
remember any of it.

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So just hold on.

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Welcome to Club Monaco.

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That's totally cute.

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We don't have like anything
that cute in the store.

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Okay.

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Well um, hey, why don't
we try folding stuff?

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Hello?

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Katie!

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Oh. I gotta take this.

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It's work.

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You're at work.

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Hey, what's up?

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I don't know. It's like...
some drama with Becky.

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Tell me everything.

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I haven't really told
anyone Can I say something?

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And I'm only saying this because

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you're my friend and
I really care about you.

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Do I have something on my face?

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Guys like Dale,
born wealthy guys,

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they hate going public

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And if he doesn't
want to be with you,

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it's because he's an asshole,

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not because you're...
..one-eighth Jewish.

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I mean, she's our friend.

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I love her.

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She has a pretty face.

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Do you remember in high school,

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all the boys used
to call her Pig Face.

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Everybody called her
Pig Face in high school.

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I mean, behind her back.

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We've been friends since we
were little girls, Becky.

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I want you to be with someone
who shouts it from the rooftops.

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I know.

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That's why I can't really
keep it a secret anymore

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Dale asked me to marry him.

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Oh... - That's insane.
- That's insane.

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Okay. Back me up here.

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I like, was...
totally gonna be the

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one to get married first.

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Yeah. He's also like
super good-looking.

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I Googled him like
a-a few months ago.

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Like, it's alarming.

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I wanna date a
guy who has a job.

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You know, we're all gonna have

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to be in this wedding now.

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Silver lining.

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We're gonna get to throw
a bachelorette party

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We're gonna get to
dress up and be cool.

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It's gonna be just like prom.

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I don't need to parade
around a bunch of people

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that I used to know.

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Clyde's gonna be there.

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I'll probably go.

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I've gotta go to work.

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Yeah, shit.

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I'm fired by now.

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I've gotta go read some
books to these cancer kids.

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Love you Beeeeees!

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♫ ah-ah-ah-ah ♫

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♫ deaf chords, dead ends ♫

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♫sling set can't
meet their demands ♫

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♫ devil horns, best friends ♫

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♫ infinity guitars, go head ♫

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♫ ah-ah-ah-ah ♫

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♫ street wars, straight men ♫

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♫ cowboys, indians ♫

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♫ red souls, red friends ♫

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♫ infinity guitars, your heart ♫

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♫ ah-ah-ah-ah ♫

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♫ ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♫

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♫ ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♫

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♫ ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♫

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♫ ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♫

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Are you so excited
for your big night?

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I'm so excited.

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I've been waiting for this for like...
six months.

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No... longer.

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I've been waiting for
this my whole life.

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I've just been wanting
something to happen,

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and now it is, and
all the Bee-Faces

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are gonna be back
together again!

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And I had a spray tan!

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Ooh!

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So excited! Hey!

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Hey.

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Um, do you think I
can get away with this,

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or do I look like I'm
just one of the help?

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No, you look really cute.

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Did you just make a face?

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Uh, no. No, she-she's retarded.

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Uh, I mean sh-she

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uh, Asper-Asperger's.
She has Asperger's.

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She can't control her face.

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LooVery fucking professional.

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Okay. Now, I gotta
get on the train.

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You got the deets for the
Bachelorette party?

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Affirmative.

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Deets, check.

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Oh... Just in case.

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Mm, you think of everything.

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I do.

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Wish me luck!

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Good luck!

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The dress is really nice!

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Fuck you!

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Now don't wear boots.

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Fucking cogs!

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Just get it together fast, okay.

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Don't you dare miss this flight.

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God, stop yelling at me, okay?

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I'm not the one
getting fucking married.

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What are you even
doing right now?

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You're such a competent and

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calming maid of honor, Regan.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Easy on the sugar.

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She still has to fit
in her dress tomorrow.

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Oh, Chinatown,

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I need a limo to JFK.

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Do you understand that?

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And I need um, champagne
sent up to my suite.

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Wait,

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No.

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Plans have changed, okay?

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The bride wants a
bachelorette party now.

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Oh, okay... Well, why
am I the last to know?

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I can't believe you
get paid for this,

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and I'm just a good friend.

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about blowjobs,

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if you want to hear it.

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Yeah.
Yeah, sure.

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Yeah?

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It's very interesting.

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All right.

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I-I personally think
that blowjobs are

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an extremely delicate thing.

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You know, like if you're..

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If you're ranking them
on a scale of 1 to 10,

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1 being I'm blowing it kisses

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and 10 being I'm, you know,
choking on just semen,

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vomit just everywhere.

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I think you gotta start
off with 4s and with 5s.

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Like just enough so the...
so that you know that

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I know exactly what I'm doing,

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but with zero enthusiasm.

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I'm giving you nothing,

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because then you're
gonna be like

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all right, fine. I'll
just fuck her, you know?

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'Cause if I start off with
a 10, I got nowhere to go.

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I mean, why are you gonna
spend any time fucking me?

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You just came all over my face.

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So you start off small, right?

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But you build.

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I'll give you a 6

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after a fight, when
we're making up.

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And then an 8

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when you spend a
shitload of money on me,

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or get me something
that's like a sweet...

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gift or whatever,
I'll do full 8.

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But then, I circle it back.

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Back to the 3s, the 4s, and
the 5s, because that shit,

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every time, without fail,

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makes the guy's
dick alarm go off.

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You know what I mean
when I say dick alarm.

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Right?

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And you're gonna be like,

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"Hey, baby.
What's wrong with you?

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You're acting funny.

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Why so sad?"

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When really what you're
telling me is, "God dammit,

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just like suck
my dick harder."

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So... um... let's just
say um, like, what...

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what would merit a 10?

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What's an example?

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I don't know,
you're like on a...

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on an airplane, you're going
to a wedding of this girl

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that you went to
high school with.

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Uh, two more?

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Sure.

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And your ex-boyfriend uh...

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Your ex-boyfriend who
ruined your fucking life

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is gonna be there.

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That jerk.

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All this pent-up frustration,

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sitting next to some dude
you're never gonna see again.

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That would warrant a 10.

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Well...
How about this guy?

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Oh, no. I feel like I'll
definitely see you again.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Bee!

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Look at her!

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Bee-Face.

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Aw, Bees!

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We're together again!

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Everything's okay, you guys.

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All right.

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How are we gonna get through
the next twelve hours?

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Gena brought cocaine!

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Oh, my god.

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Let's use our indoor voices, about it...
you know...

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Here's the deal, though.

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We need to do some before
the bachelorette party.

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Uh, it's not that
kind of a party.

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Hear me out.

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We don't want to share our
coke with rando bridesmaids.

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It's for us.

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It's true.

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Bee-yatch-faces!

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Ah-hah!

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Woo!

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I'm so excited, I
could buy a gun.

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You guys are all
here, at my wedding.

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Me... Isn't it just crazy?

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Did Regan tell you guys
just how excited I am?

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Yeah.

262
00:10:05,883 --> 00:10:06,883
I see Regan all the time.

263
00:10:06,917 --> 00:10:06,917
I'm sick of her.

264
00:10:07,850 --> 00:10:08,818
Yeah.
Feeling's mutual.

265
00:10:08,819 --> 00:10:10,652
I'm so sick of you.

266
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:11,955
I'm sick of you, too.

267
00:10:12,922 --> 00:10:14,600
There's my sick, running
down your shoulder.

268
00:10:14,624 --> 00:10:15,891
Yuck!

269
00:10:15,893 --> 00:10:18,061
You are the first
Bee-Face to get married.

270
00:10:19,062 --> 00:10:20,099
Oh.

271
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,099
I'm gonna cry.

272
00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,802
No, don't cry, 'cause
then I will cry too.

273
00:10:26,803 --> 00:10:28,304
Like when we all watched

274
00:10:28,306 --> 00:10:30,039
Princess Di's funeral
together, you remember that?

275
00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,206
Too soon.

276
00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:32,776
That was like fifteen
years ago, pal.

277
00:10:32,777 --> 00:10:34,810
Uh, that was like
four years ago.

278
00:10:34,812 --> 00:10:36,745
It was fifteen years ago, Katie.

279
00:10:36,746 --> 00:10:38,281
It was five years ago.

280
00:10:38,283 --> 00:10:39,683
I think I know
when Lady Diana died.

281
00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:42,385
Did Regan explain to you
about the par-tay tonight?

282
00:10:42,387 --> 00:10:44,787
I was just trying to
tell them that, yes...

283
00:10:44,788 --> 00:10:46,821
Well, okay. It's a little
last-minute,

284
00:10:46,823 --> 00:10:51,394
- but... We are having champagne...
- Ooh!

285
00:10:51,396 --> 00:10:52,894
and ice cream,

286
00:10:52,895 --> 00:10:55,330
in our suite after
the rehearsal dinner.

287
00:10:55,332 --> 00:10:56,398
Great!

288
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,169
And then we're gonna
like, party, right?

289
00:10:58,170 --> 00:11:00,137
Like ah... like woo!

290
00:11:00,138 --> 00:11:03,205
Like mm... Oh.

291
00:11:03,207 --> 00:11:04,107
I know.

292
00:11:04,108 --> 00:11:05,775
Yeah, boring.

293
00:11:05,777 --> 00:11:06,378
Right.

294
00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:09,345
Old, boring, almost-married
lady right here.

295
00:11:09,346 --> 00:11:13,016
Yeah, it's just that uh,
a lot of the bridesmaids

296
00:11:13,018 --> 00:11:14,317
came from out of town,

297
00:11:14,318 --> 00:11:16,819
so I just had to keep
it really low-key.

298
00:11:16,821 --> 00:11:19,722
And besides, I'm not a
big partier anymore.

299
00:11:19,723 --> 00:11:21,293
Not like some people.

300
00:11:22,294 --> 00:11:23,994
These two.

301
00:11:23,995 --> 00:11:26,262
So... all right, well... I
think our car is waiting,

302
00:11:26,264 --> 00:11:27,198
so let's all go.

303
00:11:27,199 --> 00:11:28,264
Oh. Let's go.

304
00:11:28,266 --> 00:11:33,704
Byeee... We're totally gonna
keep it low-key, too.

305
00:11:33,705 --> 00:11:35,036
That's what we
were talking about.

306
00:11:35,038 --> 00:11:36,374
Just keeping it low-key.

307
00:11:36,376 --> 00:11:38,410
That's the kind of girls we are.

308
00:11:39,411 --> 00:11:40,678
Let's do some coke.

309
00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:41,811
Yes!

310
00:11:41,813 --> 00:11:48,950
♫♫

311
00:11:48,952 --> 00:11:48,952
Look at these people,

312
00:11:49,755 --> 00:11:52,691
just desperate,
terrible, all of them.

313
00:11:52,692 --> 00:11:55,157
They want to be like, in
what, legalized slavery?

314
00:11:55,158 --> 00:11:56,426
That's what it is,

315
00:11:56,428 --> 00:11:58,196
it's like a Jane
Austen novel on crack.

316
00:11:58,197 --> 00:11:59,830
That's exactly right.

317
00:11:59,832 --> 00:12:00,999
Should we do some more coke?

318
00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:01,934
If you do anymore coke,

319
00:12:02,735 --> 00:12:04,702
somebody's dick is
gonna get sucked.

320
00:12:04,703 --> 00:12:12,109
Oh... ♫

321
00:12:12,111 --> 00:12:13,745
Here we go.

322
00:12:13,746 --> 00:12:15,745
To you and your
beautiful daughter.

323
00:12:15,746 --> 00:12:16,381
Yes, indeed.

324
00:12:16,382 --> 00:12:17,815
Victoria,

325
00:12:17,817 --> 00:12:19,114
are you feeling
confident about tomorrow?

326
00:12:19,116 --> 00:12:20,852
Your walk down the aisle
was a little bumpy.

327
00:12:20,853 --> 00:12:21,853
Was it bumpy?

328
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:21,920
I don't remember it being bumpy.

329
00:12:22,921 --> 00:12:22,921
Are you kidding?
Best man,

330
00:12:23,823 --> 00:12:24,721
mother of the bride?

331
00:12:24,722 --> 00:12:26,956
We got this on lockdown,
don't we, Victoria?

332
00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:28,293
He's handsome and funny.

333
00:12:28,295 --> 00:12:29,428
Are you married, Trevor?

334
00:12:29,429 --> 00:12:31,095
No.

335
00:12:31,097 --> 00:12:31,994
Oh. Yeah. No, no.

336
00:12:31,995 --> 00:12:32,995
I'm trying, though.

337
00:12:32,996 --> 00:12:34,096
I'm just, you know...

338
00:12:34,098 --> 00:12:35,133
haven't found the
right girl yet.

339
00:12:35,135 --> 00:12:36,500
Hey.

340
00:12:36,502 --> 00:12:37,169
You know how Becky
wanted to keep it low-key?

341
00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:41,205
Well... I got a stripper for
the bachelorette party.

342
00:12:41,206 --> 00:12:42,240
Stop your lies.

343
00:12:42,242 --> 00:12:44,909
You don't know any strippers.

344
00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:46,009
I do.

345
00:12:46,011 --> 00:12:48,947
I know a freelance stripper.

346
00:12:48,948 --> 00:12:50,485
That sounds amazing.

347
00:12:52,486 --> 00:12:55,186
♫

348
00:12:55,187 --> 00:12:56,054
What's going on?

349
00:12:56,055 --> 00:13:04,055
♫

350
00:13:06,098 --> 00:13:14,098
♫

351
00:13:21,481 --> 00:13:24,215
I just don't know...
how to do it.

352
00:13:24,217 --> 00:13:26,886
Like in a bathtub,
with rope... I just

353
00:13:26,887 --> 00:13:27,787
I gotta go do something.

354
00:13:27,788 --> 00:13:28,886
Okay.

355
00:13:28,888 --> 00:13:29,988
Please don't leave me alone.

356
00:13:29,990 --> 00:13:32,091
Now honey, why can't you
find a nice man like this?

357
00:13:32,092 --> 00:13:32,092
Hmm?

358
00:13:32,858 --> 00:13:34,058
Oh, come on.

359
00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:34,994
Frank is never
gonna commit to you.

360
00:13:34,995 --> 00:13:36,862
Frank?
Who's Frank?

361
00:13:36,863 --> 00:13:37,894
Her boyfriend.

362
00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:39,062
He's doing his residency.

363
00:13:39,064 --> 00:13:40,230
He'll be here tomorrow.

364
00:13:40,232 --> 00:13:41,165
Yeah... Wow.

365
00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:42,133
I bet he's busy a lot.

366
00:13:42,134 --> 00:13:43,400
Tough to commit that way.

367
00:13:43,402 --> 00:13:44,405
Let's just say
hi to Aunt Janey, okay?

368
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,171
You don't want to be rude.

369
00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:48,180
If you get bored,
I'll be right here.

370
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:54,113
Can I get you anything?

371
00:13:54,114 --> 00:13:55,948
I'm-I'm good, actually.

372
00:13:55,949 --> 00:13:57,187
- Hey.
- Hey.

373
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,323
Joe.

374
00:14:04,324 --> 00:14:06,891
Joe... Barnes?

375
00:14:06,893 --> 00:14:09,328
From back in the...
we went to...

376
00:14:09,329 --> 00:14:10,194
high school together...
Do you...?

377
00:14:10,195 --> 00:14:11,196
Do you have a job?

378
00:14:11,197 --> 00:14:12,396
A job?
Like out-like a...

379
00:14:12,398 --> 00:14:14,164
yeah, I have a job um,
uh, in the world.

380
00:14:14,165 --> 00:14:15,535
Computer programming, actually.

381
00:14:15,537 --> 00:14:17,336
Like a Steve Jobs kind of thing?

382
00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:20,171
Uh, hmm, kind-err, no.

383
00:14:20,172 --> 00:14:21,540
Not at all, actually.

384
00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:23,007
I didn't found Apple.

385
00:14:23,009 --> 00:14:24,053
You don't remember me, do you?

386
00:14:24,077 --> 00:14:26,444
Ah... The honeymoon
is a total surprise.

387
00:14:26,445 --> 00:14:29,214
I haven't told her yet, but
I'm gonna blow her mind.

388
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:30,281
Boar hunting?

389
00:14:30,283 --> 00:14:31,318
We're going to central Germany.

390
00:14:31,319 --> 00:14:34,191
It's incredible. We should...
Gena?

391
00:14:39,192 --> 00:14:40,192
Hi...

392
00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:41,961
Hi, Clyde.

393
00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:45,565
I haven't seen you since...
that thing.

394
00:14:45,566 --> 00:14:48,535
since that thing I
grew up next to Becky,

395
00:14:48,537 --> 00:14:51,371
so I was kind of around a lot.

396
00:14:51,372 --> 00:14:52,203
We would hang out
a little bit, and then

397
00:14:52,204 --> 00:14:54,241
into high school, we were
in French class together.

398
00:14:54,242 --> 00:14:54,242
Wait.
I took French?

399
00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:55,506
Yes.

400
00:14:55,508 --> 00:14:57,112
You actually used to
copy my homework.

401
00:14:58,112 --> 00:14:59,512
But no, it's-it's good.

402
00:14:59,514 --> 00:15:02,382
I just wanted to say hi, and...
and uh...

403
00:15:02,383 --> 00:15:04,017
say the hellos.

404
00:15:04,018 --> 00:15:05,417
I-I sold you pot.

405
00:15:05,419 --> 00:15:08,555
Oh, Joe!

406
00:15:08,557 --> 00:15:09,588
That's-that's me.

407
00:15:09,590 --> 00:15:10,491
You've got bangs!

408
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,058
Yeah, new bangs.

409
00:15:12,059 --> 00:15:13,526
Do you have some?

410
00:15:13,528 --> 00:15:15,464
Remember how I was telling you
about the Bee-Faces,

411
00:15:15,465 --> 00:15:16,763
Becky's friends?

412
00:15:16,932 --> 00:15:18,365
This is Gena Myers,
she's one of them.

413
00:15:18,366 --> 00:15:19,498
Oh, hi.

414
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,301
Gena, this is my
sister, Stefanie.

415
00:15:21,302 --> 00:15:22,968
Nice to meet you,
Mrs. Myers.

416
00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:24,272
Oh, no.
I'm not married.

417
00:15:24,273 --> 00:15:27,540
And um, I'm not an
adult, either, so...

418
00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:28,643
Excuse me for a second.

419
00:15:28,645 --> 00:15:30,243
The natives are
getting restless.

420
00:15:30,245 --> 00:15:34,515
Oh... You two know each other from...
high school.

421
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:35,814
since I was your age.

422
00:15:38,921 --> 00:15:41,387
All right. I'm gonna go
sit down, but um... Okay.

423
00:15:41,389 --> 00:15:42,356
will you come
sit next to me?

424
00:15:42,357 --> 00:15:45,060
Uh, well, whatever those
little place-cards say, okay?

425
00:15:45,594 --> 00:15:47,297
Bye...

426
00:15:50,298 --> 00:15:51,298
What?

427
00:15:51,966 --> 00:15:53,099
I didn't say anything.

428
00:15:53,101 --> 00:15:55,702
That is a... dress?

429
00:15:55,703 --> 00:15:57,404
No, this is a T-shirt.

430
00:15:57,406 --> 00:16:00,074
I'm glad to see you're still
fighting the good fight

431
00:16:00,075 --> 00:16:01,041
against the tyranny of pants.

432
00:16:01,042 --> 00:16:02,207
I also thought maybe

433
00:16:02,209 --> 00:16:03,709
this would help you
get a head-start.

434
00:16:03,711 --> 00:16:05,548
Maybe I'm looking
for a challenge.

435
00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:08,549
Oh... is that why...

436
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:11,051
you're trying to
fuck a small child?

437
00:16:11,052 --> 00:16:12,185
Good one.

438
00:16:12,187 --> 00:16:13,520
You know what you should do?

439
00:16:13,522 --> 00:16:15,623
Save the zingers for
the speeches, Genny.

440
00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:20,994
Okay.

441
00:16:20,996 --> 00:16:22,195
Our seventh-grade field trip

442
00:16:22,196 --> 00:16:23,462
to Six Flags is
coming to a close.

443
00:16:23,464 --> 00:16:24,700
We're all piling on
the bus to go home.

444
00:16:24,702 --> 00:16:26,434
Dale lags behind,

445
00:16:26,435 --> 00:16:28,370
'cause he just has
to ride the Freefall

446
00:16:28,371 --> 00:16:29,737
at the last minute.

447
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,306
So he's running like
hell to catch up to us,

448
00:16:31,307 --> 00:16:33,040
and he just bites it.

449
00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:36,277
Wipes out completely, spills
what must be two liters

450
00:16:36,279 --> 00:16:38,480
of Dr. Pepper all over his
shorts,

451
00:16:38,481 --> 00:16:39,613
just epic.

452
00:16:39,615 --> 00:16:42,247
So later, he and I are sitting
in the back of the bus,

453
00:16:42,249 --> 00:16:46,454
and I get a whiff of
Dr. Pepper and piss.

454
00:16:46,455 --> 00:16:49,223
And I say, "You know,
it'd be pretty funny

455
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:52,994
if you pissed your
pants riding Freefall,

456
00:16:52,995 --> 00:16:54,764
and then spilled Dr. Pepper
all over yourself

457
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:57,098
to try, cover it up."

458
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,368
And he turns to me, and he
goes, "Yes, it would be.

459
00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:02,170
But it would also
be kinda genius.

460
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,072
Classic Dale.

461
00:17:05,073 --> 00:17:07,474
Classic Dale.

462
00:17:07,476 --> 00:17:09,110
Thank you, Trevor.

463
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,177
You weren't supposed
to make your speech

464
00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:13,548
'til tomorrow, but... it's fine.

465
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:15,417
Now we have a special surprise

466
00:17:15,418 --> 00:17:16,552
from the bride's cousins.

467
00:17:22,457 --> 00:17:24,162
This is gonna be good.

468
00:17:27,162 --> 00:17:28,063
Yo, Becky?

469
00:17:28,064 --> 00:17:28,064
Say what?

470
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:29,630
Yo, Dale?

471
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:30,599
Say who?

472
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:31,400
Guess what?

473
00:17:31,401 --> 00:17:32,465
What who?

474
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,402
You getting married!

475
00:17:37,574 --> 00:17:41,075
United you stand,
divided you fall!

476
00:17:41,077 --> 00:17:44,781
Becky and Dale,
you only get one shot!

477
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,552
Magic.

478
00:17:53,056 --> 00:17:53,056
Okay, now

479
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:54,792
how about we hand it over

480
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:57,627
to one of our bridesmaids Gena?

481
00:17:57,628 --> 00:17:58,799
Why don't you start us off?

482
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,466
Hey, welcome to the wedding.

483
00:18:04,468 --> 00:18:05,333
Right?

484
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,205
Hey...

485
00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:11,674
Um... so, Becky.

486
00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:13,342
I love you.

487
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:17,246
Uh, we met in the
high school bathroom.

488
00:18:17,247 --> 00:18:18,114
You remember that?

489
00:18:18,114 --> 00:18:18,114
Woo...

490
00:18:18,716 --> 00:18:19,849
Yeah.

491
00:18:19,851 --> 00:18:22,251
Yeah, I was in there um,
like, eating my lunch,

492
00:18:22,252 --> 00:18:22,252
'cause I was kind of a loser.

493
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:26,189
And uh, she was in there...

494
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:32,660
That was just for like a-a...

495
00:18:32,662 --> 00:18:35,467
she did that for like a w-...
a week.

496
00:18:36,467 --> 00:18:37,871
Gena...

497
00:18:40,872 --> 00:18:41,872
You guys...

498
00:18:45,342 --> 00:18:46,374
I just want to make, actually,

499
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:49,879
a really important announcement.

500
00:18:49,881 --> 00:18:51,747
I've lost my cell phone,

501
00:18:51,748 --> 00:18:54,418
and last time I saw it,
actually it was...

502
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:57,854
it was back there, and I
feel like somebody took it.

503
00:18:57,855 --> 00:18:58,587
All right.

504
00:18:58,588 --> 00:18:59,588
Thank you.

505
00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:01,323
Wow.

506
00:19:01,325 --> 00:19:03,874
Gena and Katie.

507
00:19:16,874 --> 00:19:17,709
Having fun?

508
00:19:17,711 --> 00:19:19,743
Yes.

509
00:19:19,745 --> 00:19:20,679
Nice, isn't it?

510
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:21,879
Yeah.

511
00:19:21,881 --> 00:19:28,317
Um, Katie and Gena... seem a little...
or... No... No.

512
00:19:28,318 --> 00:19:29,252
Oh, your mom's
gonna give a speech.

513
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:32,388
Ladies, I would
like to give a toast.

514
00:19:32,390 --> 00:19:34,290
So if you'd all
just gather 'round.

515
00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:35,491
I want some fucking champagne.

516
00:19:35,493 --> 00:19:39,196
I'd like to make
a toast to my little girl.

517
00:19:39,899 --> 00:19:40,766
To Becky.

518
00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:42,632
To Becky! And Dale!

519
00:19:42,633 --> 00:19:43,765
To Becky and Dale!

520
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:44,802
To Becky and Dale!

521
00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:56,445
I'm sorry, but you
aware of the complaints

522
00:19:56,447 --> 00:19:57,383
we've been getting
about the noise

523
00:19:57,384 --> 00:19:58,682
coming from this room?

524
00:19:59,418 --> 00:20:00,718
Uh, I'm so sorry.

525
00:20:00,952 --> 00:20:03,620
We're just uh, we'll
keep it down.

526
00:20:03,621 --> 00:20:06,687
I just... I'm getting
married in the morning.

527
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:09,191
Oh, I'm sorry, but... I'm
gonna have to search you.

528
00:20:09,193 --> 00:20:10,361
Hey, wait a minute here.

529
00:20:10,363 --> 00:20:11,766
What's going on?

530
00:20:13,766 --> 00:20:15,832
He's not a real cop.

531
00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:16,968
He's not a real cop.

532
00:20:16,969 --> 00:20:16,969
Show me what you got,

533
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:18,701
breeders!

534
00:20:40,258 --> 00:20:40,258
Come on, Pigface.

535
00:20:40,894 --> 00:20:42,293
Let's get crunk!

536
00:20:42,294 --> 00:20:43,360
No. Whoa.

537
00:20:43,362 --> 00:20:44,768
What did you just call me?

538
00:20:49,769 --> 00:20:51,872
What happened?

539
00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:56,740
Why would he say that?

540
00:20:56,741 --> 00:21:00,444
Because... because
it was just a j-... I mean,

541
00:21:00,446 --> 00:21:01,477
he was joking around, you know.

542
00:21:01,478 --> 00:21:02,578
It's fine, it's fine.

543
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:03,612
you're not Pigface, Becky.

544
00:21:03,614 --> 00:21:04,581
Yeah... Nah.

545
00:21:04,582 --> 00:21:06,416
Nobody calls
you Pigface anymore.

546
00:21:06,418 --> 00:21:07,484
We're all having a good time.

547
00:21:07,486 --> 00:21:08,786
Yeah, it's really funny.

548
00:21:08,787 --> 00:21:09,755
Like how you told
everyone I was bulimic.

549
00:21:09,756 --> 00:21:11,722
What the hell was that?

550
00:21:11,723 --> 00:21:12,456
No.

551
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:15,861
Not like... not like that. Um...

552
00:21:15,862 --> 00:21:18,462
not like that at all,
because that wasn't funny.

553
00:21:18,464 --> 00:21:19,898
How would you like it,

554
00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:21,600
if I just told everyone
some of your shit.

555
00:21:21,602 --> 00:21:23,535
Yeah, that would be awesome.

556
00:21:23,536 --> 00:21:25,438
You know what,
how about everyone goes,

557
00:21:25,439 --> 00:21:28,706
you know? Like let's just...
take a rest

558
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:30,012
No. No. You know what?

559
00:21:33,012 --> 00:21:35,680
Don't bother coming tomorrow,

560
00:21:35,682 --> 00:21:38,783
unless you're gonna
act like normal people.

561
00:21:38,785 --> 00:21:41,553
Of course.

562
00:21:41,554 --> 00:21:42,554
Done.

563
00:21:44,058 --> 00:21:46,325
Have a good night.

564
00:21:46,326 --> 00:21:48,059
It was nice to meet you.

565
00:21:48,061 --> 00:21:50,440
Come on, sweetie.

566
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,477
What do you call a bachelorette
party without a bride?

567
00:22:04,477 --> 00:22:05,978
Friday?

568
00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:08,047
♫

569
00:22:08,049 --> 00:22:11,019
Man... I really hate weddings.

570
00:22:12,019 --> 00:22:13,823
I'm so glad you're here.

571
00:22:16,823 --> 00:22:17,490
All right.

572
00:22:17,492 --> 00:22:20,460
So like, let's assess
the situation.

573
00:22:20,461 --> 00:22:21,395
Me! Me!

574
00:22:21,396 --> 00:22:24,662
Becky's vagina's magic,
and she used it to

575
00:22:24,664 --> 00:22:26,566
nab a perfect human being.

576
00:22:26,567 --> 00:22:27,664
Magic's not real, right?

577
00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:28,734
Magic is not real.

578
00:22:28,736 --> 00:22:30,369
Yeah? How do you think I feel?

579
00:22:30,370 --> 00:22:32,402
I've been planning this shit
for six months straight.

580
00:22:32,404 --> 00:22:33,440
I'm ready to murder someone.

581
00:22:33,442 --> 00:22:34,539
I believe it.

582
00:22:34,541 --> 00:22:35,573
But wait, what's her dress like?

583
00:22:35,575 --> 00:22:36,543
I bet she looks beautiful.

584
00:22:36,544 --> 00:22:37,644
Oh, my god.

585
00:22:38,645 --> 00:22:39,711
Go get it.

586
00:22:39,713 --> 00:22:40,713
Go get it!

587
00:22:40,948 --> 00:22:42,547
Your mind's gonna be blown.

588
00:22:42,548 --> 00:22:44,352
It's in there, it's
in the closet.

589
00:22:44,353 --> 00:22:45,353
Bust it out.

590
00:22:47,355 --> 00:22:48,821
You know what I
just keep thinking?

591
00:22:48,823 --> 00:22:49,823
What?

592
00:22:51,092 --> 00:22:53,059
I did everything right.

593
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:54,060
Yeah.

594
00:22:54,494 --> 00:22:55,497
I went to college.

595
00:22:56,497 --> 00:22:59,365
I exercise, eat like
a normal person.

596
00:22:59,366 --> 00:23:00,466
Yeah.

597
00:23:00,468 --> 00:23:01,708
I got a boyfriend in med school.

598
00:23:04,672 --> 00:23:08,711
And nothing... is happening...
to me.

599
00:23:10,711 --> 00:23:11,612
Are you all right?

600
00:23:11,613 --> 00:23:13,679
No! I just told you.

601
00:23:13,681 --> 00:23:15,147
I'm fucking miserable.

602
00:23:15,149 --> 00:23:16,849
Yo, coke whores.

603
00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:18,018
Pippa Middleton is here.

604
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:19,853
Ah!

605
00:23:19,854 --> 00:23:21,453
She put it on her body!

606
00:23:21,455 --> 00:23:22,654
Oh, my god!

607
00:23:22,656 --> 00:23:24,423
Guys, two people
could fit in this.

608
00:23:24,424 --> 00:23:25,457
You know what you should do?

609
00:23:25,459 --> 00:23:26,491
You guys should both get in it,

610
00:23:26,493 --> 00:23:28,094
and then I'll take a picture
and put it on Facebook.

611
00:23:28,095 --> 00:23:29,129
We can tag Becky.

612
00:23:29,131 --> 00:23:30,430
Oh, my god.

613
00:23:30,432 --> 00:23:31,031
That's a genius idea.

614
00:23:31,031 --> 00:23:31,031
Do it! Do it!

615
00:23:31,832 --> 00:23:33,733
Do it! Oh god!

616
00:23:33,734 --> 00:23:35,068
Take the picture.

617
00:23:35,069 --> 00:23:36,536
Oh, my god!

618
00:23:36,538 --> 00:23:37,805
If we fit in this,
I am gonna pee my pants.

619
00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:39,507
You know I'm gonna fit in it.

620
00:23:39,508 --> 00:23:40,640
No, we're not.

621
00:23:40,642 --> 00:23:41,842
We're gonna fit in it.

622
00:23:44,812 --> 00:23:45,879
Oh, god.

623
00:23:45,881 --> 00:23:47,748
It's like we're one person.

624
00:23:47,749 --> 00:23:49,049
Yeah.

625
00:23:49,051 --> 00:23:50,985
Oh, now we're in the circus!

626
00:23:50,986 --> 00:23:51,986
Oh!

627
00:23:54,122 --> 00:23:55,722
It-it's totally ruined.

628
00:23:55,723 --> 00:23:56,756
Oh, my god!

629
00:23:56,758 --> 00:23:59,093
Take it off... Just take it off.

630
00:23:59,095 --> 00:24:00,461
Oh, my god!

631
00:24:00,462 --> 00:24:02,029
Just... step out slowly.

632
00:24:02,031 --> 00:24:05,934
Oh, my god.

633
00:24:06,934 --> 00:24:08,036
Tell me this is okay.

634
00:24:08,038 --> 00:24:10,070
Tell me she can still wear that.

635
00:24:10,071 --> 00:24:11,137
It's okay.

636
00:24:11,139 --> 00:24:12,572
She can still wear it.

637
00:24:12,573 --> 00:24:13,573
It's not okay.

638
00:24:13,942 --> 00:24:14,975
That's unfixable!

639
00:24:14,977 --> 00:24:16,676
We're fucked!

640
00:24:16,677 --> 00:24:17,978
Okay. We-you know what?

641
00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:19,579
We're just gonna hide it.

642
00:24:19,581 --> 00:24:21,661
We're gonna have to make it
look as if somebody just,

643
00:24:21,950 --> 00:24:23,048
you know, they broke
in and they stole it.

644
00:24:23,050 --> 00:24:25,051
No... We're
gonna make it look

645
00:24:25,052 --> 00:24:26,118
as if the place is ransacked.

646
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,056
What are you doing?

647
00:24:27,057 --> 00:24:28,489
Watch out!

648
00:24:28,491 --> 00:24:29,190
What the fuck are you doing?

649
00:24:29,191 --> 00:24:30,191
Stop!

650
00:24:30,993 --> 00:24:32,027
Burglars!

651
00:24:32,029 --> 00:24:33,626
Stop it! Stop it.

652
00:24:33,628 --> 00:24:34,863
Everybody just calm down.

653
00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:35,864
Okay?

654
00:24:36,698 --> 00:24:37,866
We need to fix this.

655
00:24:37,868 --> 00:24:39,067
All right?

656
00:24:39,068 --> 00:24:39,068
I thought you said
that was unfixable?

657
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:42,204
Well... I have done so much coke

658
00:24:42,205 --> 00:24:43,737
that I should be dead, okay?

659
00:24:43,739 --> 00:24:45,474
I should have died
like ten minutes ago,

660
00:24:45,475 --> 00:24:48,143
so perhaps we should get a
second opinion.

661
00:24:48,144 --> 00:24:49,576
This is an emergency.

662
00:24:49,578 --> 00:24:50,543
It's an emergency.

663
00:24:50,544 --> 00:24:51,545
An emergency.

664
00:24:51,546 --> 00:24:53,548
I'm sorry,
but I can't help you.

665
00:24:53,549 --> 00:24:54,913
Well, what are we
paying you for?

666
00:24:54,915 --> 00:24:56,085
We're not paying her, Katie.

667
00:24:56,087 --> 00:24:57,551
Somebody is paying her.

668
00:24:57,552 --> 00:24:58,519
That's true.

669
00:24:58,520 --> 00:24:59,118
Somebody is paying you.

670
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,253
Woo! Not enough.

671
00:25:00,254 --> 00:25:02,489
You're supposed to
help the guests of the hotel

672
00:25:02,491 --> 00:25:03,690
Are you a volunteer?

673
00:25:03,692 --> 00:25:04,824
What kind of false
economy is this?

674
00:25:04,826 --> 00:25:06,028
Are y'all high?

675
00:25:06,928 --> 00:25:07,995
Come over here.

676
00:25:08,931 --> 00:25:08,931
Yeah.

677
00:25:09,866 --> 00:25:11,966
I don't think she speaks
English that well.

678
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:14,703
You're not coming
to the wedding?

679
00:25:14,704 --> 00:25:16,070
Oh, my god.

680
00:25:16,072 --> 00:25:17,739
Your residency,
my ass, Fuckface!

681
00:25:17,740 --> 00:25:19,772
You knew about this for months!

682
00:25:19,774 --> 00:25:20,741
Shit is going down!

683
00:25:20,742 --> 00:25:21,742
I need you here.

684
00:25:23,546 --> 00:25:27,083
Frank... Frank... Frank...

685
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:28,982
Regan!

686
00:25:28,984 --> 00:25:30,283
We have a bit
of a catastrophe here.

687
00:25:30,285 --> 00:25:32,120
You wanna help us fix
the fucking dress?

688
00:25:32,121 --> 00:25:32,121
How's Frank?

689
00:25:32,888 --> 00:25:33,888
Fuck Frank!

690
00:25:36,726 --> 00:25:39,595
Okay... please?

691
00:25:39,596 --> 00:25:41,164
There's gotta be
something you can do here.

692
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:45,000
This is housekeeping, not
Project Runway.

693
00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:46,600
You need a tailor.

694
00:25:46,602 --> 00:25:48,703
Tailors don't work
in the middle of the night.

695
00:25:48,705 --> 00:25:50,070
Okay. Girlfriend to girlfriend,

696
00:25:50,071 --> 00:25:52,006
you gotta be able
to work this out. Come on.

697
00:25:52,008 --> 00:25:53,642
Bring it back first
thing in the morning,

698
00:25:53,643 --> 00:25:54,610
and I can clean it for you.

699
00:25:54,611 --> 00:25:55,743
Clean it?

700
00:25:55,745 --> 00:25:57,179
It doesn't need to be cleaned.

701
00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:58,312
Oh, my god!

702
00:25:58,314 --> 00:25:59,813
Who's bleeding?

703
00:25:59,815 --> 00:26:01,083
Wait... I'm not...
Am I bleeding?

704
00:26:01,085 --> 00:26:02,685
Am I bleeding?

705
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:03,652
Oh, my god!

706
00:26:03,653 --> 00:26:04,586
You're bleeding!

707
00:26:04,587 --> 00:26:05,653
You're bleeding!

708
00:26:05,655 --> 00:26:06,120
What, I'm bleeding?

709
00:26:07,090 --> 00:26:08,290
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

710
00:26:08,292 --> 00:26:10,194
Girl, you bled on the
dress, you moron!

711
00:26:10,195 --> 00:26:11,862
Oh, god!

712
00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:14,164
Okay. What we need right now

713
00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:16,232
is like an epically
brilliant plan, you know?

714
00:26:16,234 --> 00:26:17,599
That's what we need.

715
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,567
So are you ready?

716
00:26:18,568 --> 00:26:19,599
One, two, three, go!

717
00:26:19,601 --> 00:26:20,667
Leave the country!

718
00:26:20,669 --> 00:26:22,871
I'm gonna call Melissa, the
girl we got the dress from.

719
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:25,205
Jesus H. Macy, that's a
brilliant fucking plan!

720
00:26:25,207 --> 00:26:26,340
How much cash you have?

721
00:26:26,342 --> 00:26:28,009
I got five maxed
out credit cards.

722
00:26:28,010 --> 00:26:29,490
I have a twenty-dollar...
I ripped it.

723
00:26:29,812 --> 00:26:30,744
I got nothing.

724
00:26:30,745 --> 00:26:31,648
That sums up your lives.

725
00:26:38,121 --> 00:26:38,987
Whoa!

726
00:26:38,988 --> 00:26:40,223
Caught in the act.

727
00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:41,656
Oh, shit.

728
00:26:41,658 --> 00:26:43,826
Busted. Hah-hah.

729
00:26:43,828 --> 00:26:44,903
Looks like you guys caught us

730
00:26:44,927 --> 00:26:46,261
in route to a gentleman's club.

731
00:26:46,263 --> 00:26:47,729
Are you sure you're
gonna get in,

732
00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:48,865
'cause I don't see
any gentlemen here.

733
00:26:50,802 --> 00:26:53,969
Becky, I-I uh... I know
it's a little on the nose

734
00:26:53,971 --> 00:26:55,002
that I'm going to strip club

735
00:26:55,004 --> 00:26:56,106
the night before my wedding,

736
00:26:56,107 --> 00:26:57,639
but you know, I'm fine with it

737
00:26:57,641 --> 00:26:58,973
because the commitment
we're about to make,

738
00:26:58,975 --> 00:26:59,976
that's what it's about.

739
00:26:58,976 --> 00:27:00,208
Look... you're okay.

740
00:27:00,209 --> 00:27:01,809
I want you to see me,
warts and all,

741
00:27:01,811 --> 00:27:02,877
and yeah I'm going
to a strip club...

742
00:27:02,879 --> 00:27:03,747
Becky's not here.

743
00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:05,114
She's not here. Okay?

744
00:27:05,116 --> 00:27:06,684
And nobody blames the
dude with the blindfold,

745
00:27:06,685 --> 00:27:07,916
so relax.

746
00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:09,253
I am also not really into this.

747
00:27:09,255 --> 00:27:10,821
Yeah, you weren't blindfolded,

748
00:27:10,822 --> 00:27:12,221
so that's hard to believe.

749
00:27:12,223 --> 00:27:13,357
Where's your mascot?

750
00:27:13,358 --> 00:27:14,624
Sick.

751
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:14,359
She's dead.

752
00:27:14,626 --> 00:27:16,326
Is that what we call
Kate where is Katie?

753
00:27:16,327 --> 00:27:17,360
She is dead.

754
00:27:16,328 --> 00:27:17,328
Sick.

755
00:27:17,362 --> 00:27:18,630
Would you ladies be interested

756
00:27:18,631 --> 00:27:21,097
in joining our little soiree?

757
00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:22,732
That was not part
of the deal, Trevor.

758
00:27:22,733 --> 00:27:24,967
No, because we gave up
strip clubs for lent, so...

759
00:27:24,969 --> 00:27:27,002
And we have
bridesmaid's duties...

760
00:27:27,004 --> 00:27:28,270
In the middle of the night?

761
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:29,137
That's interesting.

762
00:27:29,138 --> 00:27:30,041
All right. Let's go.

763
00:27:30,042 --> 00:27:31,375
Limo's waiting.

764
00:27:31,377 --> 00:27:32,142
I'll text you.

765
00:27:32,143 --> 00:27:33,310
Please don't.

766
00:27:33,312 --> 00:27:34,779
Um, if you guys
do see Katie though,

767
00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:36,812
let her know that I have pot,

768
00:27:36,813 --> 00:27:38,380
'cause we had talked
about it at the thing,

769
00:27:38,382 --> 00:27:40,922
but there were adults...
Your limo's waiting.

770
00:27:45,922 --> 00:27:47,293
Oh hey, Clyde...

771
00:27:49,294 --> 00:27:52,728
I just wanted to tell you that

772
00:27:52,730 --> 00:27:55,366
if you strike out with the pros,

773
00:27:55,367 --> 00:27:57,271
you know you can
always call me, right?

774
00:27:59,271 --> 00:28:00,670
Right.

775
00:28:00,672 --> 00:28:04,710
Well... I deleted your number.

776
00:28:05,710 --> 00:28:06,710
Right.

777
00:28:10,149 --> 00:28:11,716
That's impressive.

778
00:28:11,717 --> 00:28:12,917
In the middle of all this chaos,

779
00:28:12,919 --> 00:28:14,752
you had time for a crotch rub?

780
00:28:14,753 --> 00:28:16,454
Paid off, though!

781
00:28:16,455 --> 00:28:17,687
Ba-bam!

782
00:28:20,259 --> 00:28:22,694
Oh, my god!

783
00:28:22,695 --> 00:28:23,959
You guys?

784
00:28:23,961 --> 00:28:26,731
I know I'm on
drugs, but I swear,

785
00:28:26,732 --> 00:28:28,434
that room you
just pushed me into?

786
00:28:28,436 --> 00:28:29,833
It was moving.

787
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:33,904
♫We don't need not
wookie tokie ♫

788
00:28:33,906 --> 00:28:34,970
Objectifying?

789
00:28:34,972 --> 00:28:36,205
We're paying their rent!

790
00:28:36,207 --> 00:28:37,307
I feel like I'm
travelling backwards.

791
00:28:37,309 --> 00:28:38,142
Can I take the blindfold off?

792
00:28:38,143 --> 00:28:40,142
Joe's never...
you've never been

793
00:28:40,143 --> 00:28:41,244
to a strip club, have you?

794
00:28:41,246 --> 00:28:42,014
Have I been to a strip club?

795
00:28:42,014 --> 00:28:42,014
Yes.

796
00:28:42,848 --> 00:28:43,848
You have.

797
00:28:43,948 --> 00:28:43,948
Joe's never been
to a strip club.

798
00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:45,850
I have been.

799
00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:47,230
Hence why I know
that for a fact,

800
00:28:47,952 --> 00:28:49,150
once you get in there.

801
00:28:49,152 --> 00:28:50,218
You never know what
exactly to do.

802
00:28:50,220 --> 00:28:51,388
It's weird getting a lap dance

803
00:28:51,390 --> 00:28:52,490
in front of other people.

804
00:28:52,492 --> 00:28:53,791
Oh, my god.

805
00:28:53,793 --> 00:28:54,792
There's no reason
to get outraged

806
00:28:54,793 --> 00:28:55,760
and use words like "hence."

807
00:28:55,761 --> 00:28:56,761
I'm with Joe on this one.

808
00:28:56,930 --> 00:28:56,930
Oh. Dale,

809
00:28:57,897 --> 00:29:00,196
I will not let you kill fun
on your own bachelor party.

810
00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:01,467
This is like negative fun.

811
00:29:01,469 --> 00:29:02,899
You don't get it.

812
00:29:02,901 --> 00:29:04,267
When you meet the right girl,

813
00:29:04,268 --> 00:29:05,708
you don't do anything
to screw it up.

814
00:29:05,904 --> 00:29:06,803
You're adorable.

815
00:29:06,804 --> 00:29:07,772
Uh, I beg to differ.

816
00:29:07,773 --> 00:29:10,206
I met the right girl, I did
everything to screw it up.

817
00:29:10,207 --> 00:29:12,175
So why don't you
do something about it?

818
00:29:12,177 --> 00:29:13,446
Like apologize?

819
00:29:13,447 --> 00:29:15,780
Well, never got the chance.

820
00:29:15,782 --> 00:29:18,516
Oh, I smell a new profile pic.

821
00:29:18,517 --> 00:29:20,518
You know what I want to smell?

822
00:29:20,519 --> 00:29:21,799
I want to smell
that burning bush

823
00:29:21,955 --> 00:29:24,389
I want to smell that
fucking red snapper,

824
00:29:24,391 --> 00:29:25,757
what's her name?

825
00:29:25,758 --> 00:29:26,357
Is he talking about Katie again?

826
00:29:26,359 --> 00:29:28,493
Katie'd be like shooting
a helpless animal.

827
00:29:28,494 --> 00:29:29,194
Exactly.

828
00:29:29,196 --> 00:29:31,195
Guys... Joe has a decade-long

829
00:29:31,196 --> 00:29:33,197
hard-on for the prom
queen, so take it easy.

830
00:29:33,198 --> 00:29:34,165
Oh, what about
the maid of honor?

831
00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:35,000
I'll take her down, then.

832
00:29:35,001 --> 00:29:37,870
Mm... It's not a good idea.

833
00:29:37,871 --> 00:29:38,870
Why, what do you mean?

834
00:29:38,871 --> 00:29:41,139
So you know how there are
like serial killers,

835
00:29:41,141 --> 00:29:42,775
and then there's
Hannibal Lector?

836
00:29:42,776 --> 00:29:43,841
Yeah?

837
00:29:43,843 --> 00:29:47,111
There are girls,
and there's Regan.

838
00:29:48,281 --> 00:29:49,848
Hide it.

839
00:29:49,849 --> 00:29:51,483
Hide it in the bag.

840
00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:54,285
After tonight, no more coke.

841
00:29:54,286 --> 00:29:55,821
None.
No more coke.

842
00:29:55,823 --> 00:29:56,855
I'm having like one of those

843
00:29:56,857 --> 00:29:58,391
moments of clarity right now.

844
00:29:58,392 --> 00:29:59,490
Yeah.

845
00:29:59,492 --> 00:30:00,326
You know what I'm saying?

846
00:30:00,327 --> 00:30:01,459
Yeah.

847
00:30:01,461 --> 00:30:02,260
Where is this
Melissa chick, Regan?

848
00:30:02,261 --> 00:30:03,360
I'm calling her.

849
00:30:03,362 --> 00:30:04,529
I've got it under control, okay?

850
00:30:04,531 --> 00:30:05,830
Go back to your
little intervention.

851
00:30:05,832 --> 00:30:06,564
It's not an intervention.

852
00:30:06,565 --> 00:30:07,433
We're gonna get a dress.

853
00:30:07,434 --> 00:30:09,066
A whole new dress!

854
00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:10,468
What are you talking about?

855
00:30:10,469 --> 00:30:11,404
Why don't we
fix this dreThat's a great idea!

856
00:30:11,405 --> 00:30:12,439
Hey, Melissa!

857
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,206
Hi.

858
00:30:15,208 --> 00:30:17,411
Yeah, we're out... we're just
outside the bridal shop.

859
00:30:17,412 --> 00:30:18,477
Melissa!

860
00:30:18,479 --> 00:30:19,914
Melissa!

861
00:30:21,915 --> 00:30:23,047
Hello.

862
00:30:23,049 --> 00:30:24,114
Oh, look. Look.

863
00:30:24,116 --> 00:30:25,385
It's the maid of honor from hell

864
00:30:25,386 --> 00:30:27,084
that has landed on my doorstep.

865
00:30:27,086 --> 00:30:28,486
No, I'd much rather
be here with you

866
00:30:28,956 --> 00:30:30,255
and your skanky friends

867
00:30:30,257 --> 00:30:32,123
than maybe getting
touched by my husband

868
00:30:32,124 --> 00:30:33,124
Thanks.
I can't wait.

869
00:30:34,027 --> 00:30:35,093
Chill out.

870
00:30:35,962 --> 00:30:37,465
You're beautiful.

871
00:30:38,466 --> 00:30:41,402
Okay. You're being nice,
and it's scaring me. Stop.

872
00:30:41,403 --> 00:30:42,603
What do you need?

873
00:30:42,605 --> 00:30:44,604
Well, our lovely bride decided

874
00:30:44,605 --> 00:30:46,239
she didn't want
to wear her dress.

875
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,239
I'm sorry.

876
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,439
I was just in my brain,

877
00:30:48,441 --> 00:30:49,761
and I was just
really hurting you.

878
00:30:49,943 --> 00:30:51,376
What did you just say?

879
00:30:51,378 --> 00:30:53,217
Ba-bam!

880
00:30:56,217 --> 00:30:58,350
If I am still working in retail

881
00:30:58,352 --> 00:31:01,587
by the time I'm 40,
I will kill myself.

882
00:31:01,589 --> 00:31:05,123
I know you guys think I'm
joking, but I'm not.

883
00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:08,191
I will take a shotgun,
and I will blow...

884
00:31:08,193 --> 00:31:09,028
Woman... chillax.

885
00:31:09,029 --> 00:31:09,029
My... head off.

886
00:31:09,864 --> 00:31:10,565
Please.

887
00:31:10,566 --> 00:31:11,864
Seriously, you guys.

888
00:31:11,866 --> 00:31:12,998
Okay.

889
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,199
All right.

890
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,169
Fun, fun, fun.

891
00:31:15,170 --> 00:31:16,501
Oh!

892
00:31:16,503 --> 00:31:18,940
This is all I have,

893
00:31:19,941 --> 00:31:22,442
and it's still a size too small.

894
00:31:22,443 --> 00:31:23,542
Is this pretty?

895
00:31:23,544 --> 00:31:24,477
Or is it ugly?

896
00:31:24,478 --> 00:31:25,445
It's gorgeous.

897
00:31:25,446 --> 00:31:26,644
It's the dress you wanted

898
00:31:26,646 --> 00:31:28,914
to get married in, ever since
you were a little girl

899
00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:29,651
I mean, it would look
so much better on you,

900
00:31:29,652 --> 00:31:31,049
but it's gorgeous!

901
00:31:31,051 --> 00:31:32,152
Everyone wants this cut.

902
00:31:32,153 --> 00:31:32,153
I mean, not in this size,

903
00:31:32,921 --> 00:31:33,887
obviously.

904
00:31:33,888 --> 00:31:34,588
But this is so popular.

905
00:31:34,589 --> 00:31:36,154
Everybody wants it.

906
00:31:36,156 --> 00:31:37,156
No.

907
00:31:36,156 --> 00:31:37,389
Okay, we want it. Yeah.

908
00:31:37,391 --> 00:31:38,524
WrapNo. up!

909
00:31:38,526 --> 00:31:39,193
Wrap it up. Hang it up.

910
00:31:39,193 --> 00:31:39,193
Pigface!

911
00:31:39,627 --> 00:31:40,494
No!

912
00:31:40,496 --> 00:31:41,632
Over my dead body.

913
00:31:43,632 --> 00:31:44,530
Regan!

914
00:31:44,532 --> 00:31:45,432
Bee!

915
00:31:45,433 --> 00:31:46,566
What the fuck?

916
00:31:46,568 --> 00:31:48,168
Come on, that was our solution!

917
00:31:48,169 --> 00:31:51,037
This is the problem... Becky
can't wear that dress!

918
00:31:51,038 --> 00:31:52,005
Becky can't wear that dress.

919
00:31:52,006 --> 00:31:53,071
What? Okay,
listen to me.

920
00:31:53,073 --> 00:31:54,208
This is clearly like some girl

921
00:31:54,210 --> 00:31:55,709
shit that I don't understand,

922
00:31:55,943 --> 00:31:58,178
so may I just be very,
very diplomatic

923
00:31:58,180 --> 00:32:00,046
and say let it fucking go?

924
00:32:00,047 --> 00:32:01,214
No!

925
00:32:01,216 --> 00:32:02,716
I'm not gonna watch Becky Archer

926
00:32:02,951 --> 00:32:05,552
walk down the aisle
in my dream dress.

927
00:32:05,554 --> 00:32:06,988
I'd rather lick this sidewalk.

928
00:32:06,989 --> 00:32:08,086
Great!

929
00:32:08,088 --> 00:32:09,488
Lick the sidewalk, then, please.

930
00:32:09,490 --> 00:32:10,491
I'm gonna lick it, too.

931
00:32:09,491 --> 00:32:10,924
Don't be ridiculous.

932
00:32:10,926 --> 00:32:11,927
You don't lick the sidewalk.

933
00:32:11,928 --> 00:32:14,030
You lick the sidewalk,
I'll let it go.

934
00:32:16,031 --> 00:32:16,031
A little lick.

935
00:32:16,665 --> 00:32:17,666
Like a cat lick.

936
00:32:17,667 --> 00:32:19,409
Like a cat lick.

937
00:32:27,409 --> 00:32:28,308
Ugh.

938
00:32:28,310 --> 00:32:30,010
Be encouraging.

939
00:32:30,011 --> 00:32:31,680
I'm mentally preparing myself.

940
00:32:31,681 --> 00:32:34,113
Just do it fast, please.

941
00:32:34,115 --> 00:32:35,150
Like you're ripping
off a Band-Aid

942
00:32:35,152 --> 00:32:36,651
Like anal sex.

943
00:32:36,652 --> 00:32:38,353
Becky can't wear that dress.

944
00:32:38,355 --> 00:32:41,056
A-a biased cut would
look awful on her.

945
00:32:41,057 --> 00:32:42,388
It utilizes the
stretch of the fabric

946
00:32:42,390 --> 00:32:44,727
in a diagonal direction,
accentuating body lines.

947
00:32:44,728 --> 00:32:48,666
It would fit her like a silk
stuffed sausage casing.

948
00:32:51,667 --> 00:32:52,667
Rain man?

949
00:32:53,636 --> 00:32:56,504
How did you know all
that stuff, just now?

950
00:32:56,505 --> 00:32:58,009
I spent a semester at F.I.T.

951
00:33:00,009 --> 00:33:01,009
Katie? Katie?

952
00:33:00,009 --> 00:33:01,710
Yes?

953
00:33:01,712 --> 00:33:03,745
Do you know how to sew things?

954
00:33:03,747 --> 00:33:04,747
Oh.

955
00:33:06,481 --> 00:33:08,385
Of course I know how to sew.

956
00:33:09,385 --> 00:33:11,118
Oh. Okay.

957
00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:13,220
Are you ready to Betsy Ross
the shit out of this dress?

958
00:33:13,221 --> 00:33:13,221
Yes.

959
00:33:13,690 --> 00:33:14,690
Good.

960
00:33:14,691 --> 00:33:15,357
This tastes like gasoline.

961
00:33:15,358 --> 00:33:16,624
Good.

962
00:33:16,626 --> 00:33:17,425
'Cause you love
the smell of gasoline.

963
00:33:17,426 --> 00:33:18,426
It's perfect.

964
00:33:18,662 --> 00:33:20,595
We should get some magic
markers while we're here!

965
00:33:20,596 --> 00:33:21,295
Oh, wait.

966
00:33:21,296 --> 00:33:22,641
I know a guy who can
get us marijuana.

967
00:33:22,665 --> 00:33:23,365
Ted.

968
00:33:23,366 --> 00:33:24,431
Joe.

969
00:33:24,433 --> 00:33:25,497
You should throw
that guy a bone.

970
00:33:25,499 --> 00:33:26,234
Who, Ted?

971
00:33:26,235 --> 00:33:27,334
Joe!

972
00:33:27,336 --> 00:33:28,136
I bet he's super good in bed.

973
00:33:28,137 --> 00:33:28,137
What?

974
00:33:28,704 --> 00:33:29,704
Yeah.

975
00:33:29,705 --> 00:33:30,704
Why would you say that?

976
00:33:30,705 --> 00:33:32,105
Have you ever fucked a guy

977
00:33:32,107 --> 00:33:33,140
who like never got
laid in high school?

978
00:33:33,142 --> 00:33:34,440
But how would I know that?

979
00:33:34,441 --> 00:33:36,376
Oh, 'cause they're just
really good at it.

980
00:33:36,378 --> 00:33:37,644
They're really good at sex,

981
00:33:37,645 --> 00:33:38,778
'cause they had to wait
for it for so long.

982
00:33:38,780 --> 00:33:40,048
It's like a total
Krakow situation.

983
00:33:40,050 --> 00:33:41,449
Krakow?

984
00:33:41,451 --> 00:33:43,519
Brian Krakow, from
My So Called Life.

985
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:44,786
Come on.

986
00:33:44,788 --> 00:33:46,354
Okay, listen to me.

987
00:33:46,356 --> 00:33:47,758
There are two different
types of guys in bed.

988
00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:48,789
Mm-hmm.

989
00:33:48,791 --> 00:33:50,090
Number one, Brian Krakow.

990
00:33:50,092 --> 00:33:52,729
Didn't have sex 'til
college, super grateful.

991
00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:55,329
Literally makes
a home down here,

992
00:33:55,331 --> 00:33:57,365
sets up shop, wants
to live in it.

993
00:33:57,367 --> 00:33:59,268
Number two, Jordan Catalano.

994
00:33:59,269 --> 00:34:00,568
Won't go near the area.

995
00:34:00,570 --> 00:34:01,435
Terrified of it.

996
00:34:01,436 --> 00:34:03,637
Very good looking, but you
know, not worth the time.

997
00:34:03,639 --> 00:34:05,574
If you ask me-...
What are you doing?

998
00:34:05,575 --> 00:34:08,176
Why do you have the baby
out of the garbage bag?

999
00:34:08,177 --> 00:34:09,778
I'm matching the thread
color to the dress.

1000
00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:11,212
Uh, it's a wedding dress.

1001
00:34:11,213 --> 00:34:12,313
I think maybe it's white.

1002
00:34:12,315 --> 00:34:14,549
Oh, actually... it's ivory.

1003
00:34:14,551 --> 00:34:16,751
Actually, it's pearl.

1004
00:34:16,753 --> 00:34:17,652
Okay.
You know what?

1005
00:34:17,653 --> 00:34:19,486
Knowing stuff like that does
not make you guys cool.

1006
00:34:19,487 --> 00:34:20,487
It makes you... Amazing?

1007
00:34:20,724 --> 00:34:21,725
Gorgeous?

1008
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:22,824
Incredible?

1009
00:34:22,826 --> 00:34:24,294
God blessed me
with perfect tits.

1010
00:34:24,295 --> 00:34:26,295
It's only right that
people should know that.

1011
00:34:26,296 --> 00:34:28,231
I was gonna say
makes you stupid.

1012
00:34:29,365 --> 00:34:31,766
This Trevor guy
keeps texting me.

1013
00:34:31,768 --> 00:34:33,236
He wants us to go to
that strip club.

1014
00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:35,305
Oh! Guys, we have to
go to a strip club.

1015
00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:36,238
Please?

1016
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:37,404
Guys,
it's like 2 a.m.

1017
00:34:37,405 --> 00:34:38,841
She wakes up in five hours.

1018
00:34:38,843 --> 00:34:41,076
Okay.
How fast can you sew?

1019
00:34:41,078 --> 00:34:42,813
It'll be faster if I
had a sewing machine.

1020
00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:44,280
Oh, my god.

1021
00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:45,683
You know who could
get us a sewing machine?

1022
00:34:45,684 --> 00:34:47,215
Catalano.

1023
00:34:47,217 --> 00:34:49,786
No. More like looks like Krakow

1024
00:34:49,787 --> 00:34:51,320
and treats you like Catalano.

1025
00:34:51,322 --> 00:34:53,521
♫Free your ming and
the rest will follow... ♫

1026
00:34:53,523 --> 00:34:56,292
I'm the President
of the United States.

1027
00:34:56,293 --> 00:34:57,558
Totally kidding.

1028
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:58,728
You want a dance, handsome?

1029
00:34:58,729 --> 00:35:01,864
Oh, I'm-I'm good. Err, uh,
I mean, I'm not-help...

1030
00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:03,701
what are the parameters
gonna be, for such a dance?

1031
00:35:03,703 --> 00:35:05,769
Jesus Christ almighty.

1032
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,303
He said you're not his type.

1033
00:35:07,304 --> 00:35:09,239
Okay, I'm talking
to the retard here.

1034
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,505
Snap!

1035
00:35:10,507 --> 00:35:12,608
Here's twenty dollars.
Leave us alone.

1036
00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:15,210
Look, it's just like
taking a woman on a date.

1037
00:35:15,211 --> 00:35:19,182
You just have to make her
feel terrible about herself.

1038
00:35:19,183 --> 00:35:20,283
Same goes for strippers.

1039
00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:21,685
I am so sorry

1040
00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:23,854
that he's referring to you
in-in such a manner.

1041
00:35:23,856 --> 00:35:25,221
Does it look like
it bothers her?

1042
00:35:25,222 --> 00:35:26,157
She's doesn't give a shit.

1043
00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:27,691
Here you go.

1044
00:35:27,693 --> 00:35:29,493
That was unique and special.

1045
00:35:30,359 --> 00:35:31,193
Thank you very much.

1046
00:35:31,195 --> 00:35:32,195
That was terrible.

1047
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,732
Oh, shit!

1048
00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:36,197
I got a text from Hannibal.

1049
00:35:36,199 --> 00:35:37,834
Looks like some
sluts are on their way.

1050
00:35:37,835 --> 00:35:38,900
Becky's friends are coming here?

1051
00:35:38,902 --> 00:35:40,170
Wait, is Katie with them?

1052
00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:41,270
Yes.

1053
00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:43,272
Relax.

1054
00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:43,206
I'm out of here.

1055
00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:44,207
Keep the limo I'll
see you guys tomorrow.

1056
00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:44,472
Dale, come on.

1057
00:35:44,473 --> 00:35:46,242
I got a table booked downtown.

1058
00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:47,245
What are you doing?

1059
00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:48,610
We've got bottles
Where are you going?

1060
00:35:48,611 --> 00:35:49,577
I've got wedding
photos in the morning.

1061
00:35:49,578 --> 00:35:50,679
That is a dick move.

1062
00:35:50,681 --> 00:35:51,880
This is like a classy place.

1063
00:35:51,882 --> 00:35:53,382
I've got a wedding tomorrow!

1064
00:35:53,384 --> 00:35:54,617
This is like the
Harvard of strip clubs.

1065
00:35:54,618 --> 00:35:55,851
Hey, Joe. I'm gonna
make sure Lector

1066
00:35:55,853 --> 00:35:57,253
brings your drunk
prom queen for you,

1067
00:35:57,255 --> 00:35:58,320
'cause I'm gonna
make it my mission

1068
00:35:58,322 --> 00:35:59,355
to get you in that tonight.

1069
00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:00,691
That's awesome, but I-I-I...

1070
00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:02,692
can we stop referring
to her as a "that"?

1071
00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:04,162
All right.
You in, Clyde?

1072
00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:06,498
No, I got something
else going on here.

1073
00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:10,534
No, no, no. No females
without a male escort.

1074
00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:11,469
What?

1075
00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:13,702
That's really sexist,
and homophobic,

1076
00:36:13,704 --> 00:36:15,474
because you don't...
you don't know us.

1077
00:36:15,475 --> 00:36:16,772
We could be lesbians.

1078
00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:17,775
These are my girlfriends.
What the fuck?

1079
00:36:17,776 --> 00:36:18,816
All right.
Down the street.

1080
00:36:18,944 --> 00:36:18,944
Did you...

1081
00:36:19,913 --> 00:36:21,213
just call us prostitutes?

1082
00:36:21,214 --> 00:36:23,379
Did you just call
us prostitutes?

1083
00:36:23,381 --> 00:36:24,316
Down the street.

1084
00:36:24,317 --> 00:36:26,583
Listen, I got a
scholarship to Princeton.

1085
00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:29,820
Hey,
Dale! Dale, Dale, Dale!

1086
00:36:29,822 --> 00:36:31,922
Can you get us in?

1087
00:36:31,924 --> 00:36:33,759
I didn't know you
guys were coming down.

1088
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,826
Place is kind of gross.

1089
00:36:35,828 --> 00:36:37,227
It's okay.
They're with me.

1090
00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:38,361
Hey, you don't have
to pay for it.

1091
00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:40,431
What is this, misogyny night...
at Scores?

1092
00:36:40,967 --> 00:36:40,967
We can vote.

1093
00:36:41,868 --> 00:36:43,467
I have never voted.

1094
00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:44,768
Have fun in there.

1095
00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:46,805
You guys'll fit right in.

1096
00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:51,708
Guys... It's in this one!

1097
00:36:52,946 --> 00:36:54,844
It's not even in a
white bag, Katie!

1098
00:36:54,845 --> 00:36:55,881
I got it. I got it. I got it.

1099
00:36:55,883 --> 00:36:56,883
Okay.

1100
00:36:56,949 --> 00:36:56,949
We got it. Done.

1101
00:36:59,284 --> 00:37:00,650
What are you doing?

1102
00:37:00,651 --> 00:37:01,751
What are you fucking doing?

1103
00:37:01,753 --> 00:37:02,819
Don't drop it in the garbage.

1104
00:37:02,821 --> 00:37:03,888
I'm stepping on it.

1105
00:37:03,890 --> 00:37:06,456
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.

1106
00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:07,524
Katie!

1107
00:37:07,526 --> 00:37:08,626
Okay! I found it...

1108
00:37:08,628 --> 00:37:11,763
♫Rock n Roll
Hoochie Co... ♫

1109
00:37:11,765 --> 00:37:14,365
This must be what it feels
like to go to the Oscars.

1110
00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:15,631
Ew... it's like Iran in here.

1111
00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:16,833
Okay, so I'm gonna
go find the bathroom,

1112
00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:17,969
and I'm gonna clean
off the dress.

1113
00:37:17,970 --> 00:37:19,002
Okay, we'll find Clyde.

1114
00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:20,124
She's not a stripper, right?

1115
00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:22,239
She's on a pole.

1116
00:37:22,241 --> 00:37:23,439
Let's rock the red carpet.

1117
00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:24,709
Listen, if I'm not
out in five minutes,

1118
00:37:24,711 --> 00:37:27,778
you should probably
claim the body.

1119
00:37:27,780 --> 00:37:28,714
I'm serious.

1120
00:37:28,715 --> 00:37:36,715
♫

1121
00:37:38,558 --> 00:37:39,424
Hey, can I have some money?

1122
00:37:39,425 --> 00:37:40,590
No.

1123
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:41,525
We're waiting
for Gena and Clyde,

1124
00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:43,560
and then we're leaving
Pull this dress up,

1125
00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:44,694
you don't work here!

1126
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:45,862
Can I have some money, please?

1127
00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:47,033
Yeah, definitely.

1128
00:37:47,035 --> 00:37:48,466
Thank you.

1129
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:49,866
They're just all
such beautiful dancers,

1130
00:37:49,868 --> 00:37:50,914
I can't pick who
to give money to.

1131
00:37:50,938 --> 00:37:52,370
That's so sweet.

1132
00:37:52,372 --> 00:37:53,737
I always ask them
their stories, too.

1133
00:37:53,738 --> 00:37:55,475
'Cause you never know
like where they... Oh.

1134
00:37:55,477 --> 00:37:57,377
She's gonna be so happy.

1135
00:37:57,378 --> 00:37:58,742
Her son's gonna
have the gift of sight!

1136
00:37:58,743 --> 00:38:00,043
Why don't you ask her
to smoke pot with you?

1137
00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:01,325
Why is that
actually a good idea?

1138
00:38:01,948 --> 00:38:03,347
Is that cool to do?

1139
00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:04,547
Please. I need a
break from "that".

1140
00:38:04,549 --> 00:38:05,715
We're not calling her "that".

1141
00:38:05,716 --> 00:38:06,851
We're trying
not to call her "that".

1142
00:38:06,853 --> 00:38:08,292
I called her "that" earlier.

1143
00:38:12,293 --> 00:38:13,556
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1144
00:38:13,558 --> 00:38:16,762
Your security guy's-the security's...
Thank you.

1145
00:38:16,764 --> 00:38:19,931
That was amazing, but
I'm a little bored now.

1146
00:38:19,932 --> 00:38:22,033
Hey, is there
anything you can do

1147
00:38:22,035 --> 00:38:24,036
to help Joe score with Katie?

1148
00:38:24,037 --> 00:38:24,837
No.

1149
00:38:24,839 --> 00:38:26,306
Why?

1150
00:38:26,307 --> 00:38:27,572
I'm a completely
powerless figurehead.

1151
00:38:27,574 --> 00:38:29,542
I'm like Truman at Geneva.

1152
00:38:29,543 --> 00:38:31,642
You mean Truman at Potsdam?

1153
00:38:31,644 --> 00:38:36,716
I think I know what
I'm talking about.

1154
00:38:36,717 --> 00:38:39,719
Truman inherited the presidency
because Roosevelt died.

1155
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,321
Poor fuck got sworn in,

1156
00:38:41,322 --> 00:38:43,821
flown to Potsdam to deal
with Stalin and Churchill,

1157
00:38:43,824 --> 00:38:46,026
figure out what the fuck to do
with post-war Germany

1158
00:38:46,028 --> 00:38:47,592
and all of Europe.

1159
00:38:47,593 --> 00:38:49,727
Geneva conference is
completely different thing.

1160
00:38:49,729 --> 00:38:52,498
So I think you meant
Truman at Potsdam.

1161
00:38:52,499 --> 00:38:56,502
Oh. I switched it, 'cause
I'm a little drunk.

1162
00:38:56,503 --> 00:38:57,634
It wouldn't have
made sense anyway,

1163
00:38:57,636 --> 00:39:00,873
because Truman had the trump
card, he had the Bomb.

1164
00:39:00,875 --> 00:39:03,682
So really, he was in
control the whole time.

1165
00:39:08,682 --> 00:39:11,783
Oh, do you believe in magic?

1166
00:39:11,785 --> 00:39:14,087
Yes, I do.
That's... abso-yes.

1167
00:39:14,089 --> 00:39:15,721
Do you believe in
a magic vagina?

1168
00:39:15,723 --> 00:39:16,723
A magic vagina?

1169
00:39:16,957 --> 00:39:18,492
It would bewitch
you with its magic.

1170
00:39:18,494 --> 00:39:20,692
I've been bewitched
by vaginas before.

1171
00:39:20,694 --> 00:39:23,030
It's scary, actually.

1172
00:39:23,031 --> 00:39:24,663
I think I might be stupid.

1173
00:39:24,665 --> 00:39:26,100
Why would you say
that about yourself?

1174
00:39:26,101 --> 00:39:27,667
I don't understand anything

1175
00:39:27,669 --> 00:39:29,801
anyone is talking about,
most of the time.

1176
00:39:29,803 --> 00:39:30,916
That has nothing
to do with intelligence.

1177
00:39:30,940 --> 00:39:32,606
It's like this...

1178
00:39:32,607 --> 00:39:34,074
there's lots of different
kinds of smart,

1179
00:39:34,075 --> 00:39:35,475
you know, and you just

1180
00:39:35,477 --> 00:39:38,512
have to discover
which smart you are.

1181
00:39:38,513 --> 00:39:40,915
See, I-I don't understand
what you just said.

1182
00:39:40,917 --> 00:39:42,682
That's okay, neither do I.

1183
00:39:42,683 --> 00:39:45,519
Be honest, would you
marry a stripper?

1184
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:51,057
Um... Shh... shh...
shh... shh...

1185
00:39:51,059 --> 00:39:52,693
There's no touching allowed.

1186
00:39:52,694 --> 00:39:53,826
Okay.

1187
00:39:53,828 --> 00:39:55,495
Did you know that?

1188
00:39:55,496 --> 00:39:59,067
I... did-hadn't really...
We're not allowed to touch.

1189
00:39:59,069 --> 00:40:00,501
Okay. Well, I'm not...

1190
00:40:00,502 --> 00:40:01,802
I mean, my hands
are down. I'm not...

1191
00:40:01,804 --> 00:40:04,537
Mm-mm... But if you
wanted to, you could.

1192
00:40:04,538 --> 00:40:07,773
I'm confused. It's not
allowed, but I can?

1193
00:40:07,775 --> 00:40:10,477
If you wanted to
touch me, you could.

1194
00:40:10,479 --> 00:40:12,179
I'm gonna give it a shot. Okay.

1195
00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:13,047
Okay.

1196
00:40:13,048 --> 00:40:14,149
Just... all right.

1197
00:40:14,151 --> 00:40:17,785
Mm-hmm.
That's $200.

1198
00:40:17,786 --> 00:40:18,786
That's $200?

1199
00:40:18,954 --> 00:40:19,753
Mm-hmm.

1200
00:40:19,788 --> 00:40:22,055
That's $200?

1201
00:40:22,057 --> 00:40:24,590
Two-zero-zero.

1202
00:40:24,592 --> 00:40:26,996
Okay. Well, I-I mean, I
feel like that's a...

1203
00:40:26,997 --> 00:40:31,703
that's a-a pretty good...
deal...

1204
00:40:35,704 --> 00:40:36,974
Oh, Genny.

1205
00:40:38,975 --> 00:40:40,055
These guys suck.

1206
00:40:47,816 --> 00:40:49,616
Hand full of splooge.

1207
00:40:49,617 --> 00:40:50,784
Been there.

1208
00:40:50,786 --> 00:40:52,085
Is it your first night?

1209
00:40:52,087 --> 00:40:55,223
No... but pretty rad

1210
00:40:55,225 --> 00:40:57,827
that you think I'm
hot enough to work here.

1211
00:40:58,827 --> 00:40:59,762
You okay?

1212
00:40:59,763 --> 00:41:01,094
No. Because...

1213
00:41:01,096 --> 00:41:03,765
my stupid ex-boyfriend's
in the back right now,

1214
00:41:03,766 --> 00:41:05,865
getting humped by some skank.

1215
00:41:05,867 --> 00:41:06,836
No offense.

1216
00:41:06,837 --> 00:41:07,837
We are skanks.

1217
00:41:07,971 --> 00:41:07,971
It's so dumb.

1218
00:41:08,737 --> 00:41:10,170
Like honestly,

1219
00:41:10,172 --> 00:41:11,872
I don't even know why I'm
freaking out about it.

1220
00:41:11,873 --> 00:41:13,539
I should be fixing the dress,
not obsessing over him,

1221
00:41:13,541 --> 00:41:15,876
Look, the only reason why Romeo
is back there is because

1222
00:41:15,877 --> 00:41:17,546
he knows he's not
getting laid tonight.

1223
00:41:17,548 --> 00:41:18,712
It's true.

1224
00:41:18,713 --> 00:41:20,793
Yeah. I mean, if he thought
he had a chance with you,

1225
00:41:20,950 --> 00:41:22,184
he would be all over your ass,

1226
00:41:22,186 --> 00:41:25,687
like a fat kid eating cake.

1227
00:41:25,689 --> 00:41:26,821
Thanks.

1228
00:41:26,822 --> 00:41:27,922
Yeah. Men are all
sorts of fucked.

1229
00:41:27,924 --> 00:41:29,757
They feel insecure
for one second

1230
00:41:29,759 --> 00:41:31,494
and they need
to go feel powerful

1231
00:41:31,495 --> 00:41:32,626
for a couple of hours.

1232
00:41:32,628 --> 00:41:33,794
Women feel shitty
about themselves

1233
00:41:33,796 --> 00:41:35,562
and they just go
cry in the bathroom.

1234
00:41:35,563 --> 00:41:36,563
Yeah.

1235
00:41:38,234 --> 00:41:41,036
Or they stab each
other in the back.

1236
00:41:41,038 --> 00:41:42,205
Yeah, I guess there's that, too.

1237
00:41:42,206 --> 00:41:43,705
Yeah.

1238
00:41:43,707 --> 00:41:45,007
Oh, that's good.

1239
00:41:46,942 --> 00:41:48,142
Yeah.

1240
00:41:48,144 --> 00:41:49,277
I should like,
do this more often,

1241
00:41:49,278 --> 00:41:51,180
come to these
bathrooms, you know.

1242
00:41:51,182 --> 00:41:55,684
So much cheaper than going
to a fucking therapist.

1243
00:41:55,685 --> 00:41:56,651
Yeah!

1244
00:41:56,652 --> 00:41:57,886
All right!

1245
00:41:57,888 --> 00:41:59,123
That's great. Thank you.

1246
00:42:01,124 --> 00:42:02,859
Regan!

1247
00:42:03,859 --> 00:42:05,993
Whoa, we're still having...
What is that?

1248
00:42:05,995 --> 00:42:05,995
I need to talk
to her for a second.

1249
00:42:06,796 --> 00:42:08,162
Where's Katie?

1250
00:42:08,164 --> 00:42:09,531
I don't know. This place
is like a fucking maze.

1251
00:42:09,532 --> 00:42:10,265
Okay. Well, we gotta
get out of here

1252
00:42:10,267 --> 00:42:11,777
if we're ever gonna...
We need to find Clyde...

1253
00:42:11,801 --> 00:42:13,801
No to get the sewing machine.

1254
00:42:13,802 --> 00:42:14,882
No, it's a change of plans.

1255
00:42:17,074 --> 00:42:19,043
Do you think they'd
let me work here,

1256
00:42:19,044 --> 00:42:20,876
if I take my clothes off?

1257
00:42:20,877 --> 00:42:22,743
Oh, my god. You
let her smoke pot?

1258
00:42:22,744 --> 00:42:23,977
I can't control her.

1259
00:42:23,979 --> 00:42:25,047
You can't control her.

1260
00:42:25,049 --> 00:42:26,581
That's hilarious.

1261
00:42:26,583 --> 00:42:27,251
Why are you talking about
me like I'm not here?

1262
00:42:27,252 --> 00:42:28,684
I'm calling Becky,

1263
00:42:28,686 --> 00:42:29,817
and I'm telling her
about the dress,

1264
00:42:29,818 --> 00:42:31,051
'cause I can't
handle this anymore.

1265
00:42:31,053 --> 00:42:32,286
Hah! So you can be
the big fucking hero?

1266
00:42:32,288 --> 00:42:33,654
No! I'm the only
one doing anything!

1267
00:42:33,656 --> 00:42:34,823
You don't handle shit!

1268
00:42:34,825 --> 00:42:35,925
I handle shit.

1269
00:42:35,926 --> 00:42:37,727
...and I handle shit...
What's the plan, Gena?

1270
00:42:37,729 --> 00:42:39,028
It doesn't matter!

1271
00:42:39,029 --> 00:42:40,594
I'm just telling her
about the fucking dress.

1272
00:42:40,596 --> 00:42:41,229
What happens when all the
fucking responsibility

1273
00:42:41,230 --> 00:42:42,132
comes down on you?

1274
00:42:42,132 --> 00:42:42,132
You're gonna call me...

1275
00:42:42,867 --> 00:42:43,632
No.

1276
00:42:43,633 --> 00:42:44,333
Yeah, you are.

1277
00:42:44,334 --> 00:42:46,634
You're gonna call me, and
I'll fucking handle it

1278
00:42:46,636 --> 00:42:47,835
Just like I handled
your abortion,

1279
00:42:47,837 --> 00:42:49,197
because I had to
fucking drive you.

1280
00:42:53,111 --> 00:42:59,015
You guys had an
abortion without me?

1281
00:42:59,016 --> 00:42:59,016
Okay.

1282
00:42:59,717 --> 00:43:00,184
I'm sorry.

1283
00:43:00,185 --> 00:43:00,185
No.

1284
00:43:00,918 --> 00:43:02,285
Gena, stop.

1285
00:43:02,287 --> 00:43:03,787
What is that shit?

1286
00:43:03,788 --> 00:43:05,257
I-I didn't even get to come?

1287
00:43:06,258 --> 00:43:07,622
Clyde, I need you to help me.

1288
00:43:07,623 --> 00:43:08,326
Security!

1289
00:43:08,328 --> 00:43:09,759
Clyde! Come on.

1290
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,162
No, he can't leave.
He owes me $200.

1291
00:43:12,164 --> 00:43:13,263
See this?

1292
00:43:13,265 --> 00:43:14,597
It's worth a lot of money, okay?

1293
00:43:14,598 --> 00:43:16,099
So don't blow it
all in one place.

1294
00:43:18,969 --> 00:43:20,770
See you later.

1295
00:43:20,771 --> 00:43:21,771
Whatever.

1296
00:43:23,007 --> 00:43:25,008
Wait, Gena!

1297
00:43:25,009 --> 00:43:26,375
Fuck you!

1298
00:43:26,377 --> 00:43:28,044
You're a bad-ass.

1299
00:43:28,045 --> 00:43:29,112
Wait! No, no, no, no.

1300
00:43:29,114 --> 00:43:30,613
Oh, no.

1301
00:43:30,615 --> 00:43:32,848
We're not getting on
the floor tonight. Nope.

1302
00:43:32,849 --> 00:43:34,816
We're going... Do I
still look okay?

1303
00:43:34,818 --> 00:43:35,987
We're going home now, okay?

1304
00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:37,654
She really goes from 60 to zero.

1305
00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:38,688
No, you're not going home.

1306
00:43:38,690 --> 00:43:40,224
You said you needed a break.

1307
00:43:40,225 --> 00:43:41,225
That was before.

1308
00:43:40,225 --> 00:43:41,123
You're not going home.

1309
00:43:41,124 --> 00:43:42,326
Joe, take Katie home.

1310
00:43:42,328 --> 00:43:43,893
Whoa. Who is Joe?

1311
00:43:43,895 --> 00:43:44,627
He's right behind you.

1312
00:43:44,628 --> 00:43:45,194
I'm Joe.

1313
00:43:45,195 --> 00:43:46,362
Hello.

1314
00:43:46,364 --> 00:43:47,297
Here's what's happening.

1315
00:43:47,298 --> 00:43:49,198
You're staying with
me, call your friend,

1316
00:43:49,199 --> 00:43:51,400
as soon as she picks up
I'll take you right to her.

1317
00:43:51,402 --> 00:43:52,368
The most efficient
way of handling it.

1318
00:43:52,369 --> 00:43:54,338
Wait, wait, wait. Um... Sorry.

1319
00:43:54,339 --> 00:43:58,174
Think I'm gonna be sick...
No, I'm good. I'm good.

1320
00:43:58,176 --> 00:43:59,077
She's good!

1321
00:43:59,077 --> 00:43:59,077
I'm good.

1322
00:43:59,910 --> 00:44:01,311
Okay.

1323
00:44:01,312 --> 00:44:03,413
Aw... Young love.

1324
00:44:03,415 --> 00:44:04,249
All right. Okay.

1325
00:44:04,251 --> 00:44:05,315
Okay.

1326
00:44:05,317 --> 00:44:06,716
You wanna throw up?

1327
00:44:06,717 --> 00:44:07,317
Here, let me take
you to throw up.

1328
00:44:07,319 --> 00:44:08,251
Uh-uh, I'm good.

1329
00:44:08,252 --> 00:44:09,086
No, come on. Let's go.

1330
00:44:09,087 --> 00:44:10,387
Joe, come here.

1331
00:44:10,389 --> 00:44:11,754
What the fuck is
wrong with you, man?

1332
00:44:11,755 --> 00:44:12,355
I'm trying to get
you alone with her.

1333
00:44:12,357 --> 00:44:13,226
She's GTG, man.

1334
00:44:13,227 --> 00:44:14,824
What's GTG again?

1335
00:44:14,825 --> 00:44:15,658
Good to go!

1336
00:44:15,659 --> 00:44:16,693
She's good to go!

1337
00:44:16,695 --> 00:44:18,429
Take her home and slip it in.

1338
00:44:18,431 --> 00:44:19,763
I'm not gonna slip it in.

1339
00:44:19,764 --> 00:44:21,097
She is wasted,
that'd be like rape.

1340
00:44:21,099 --> 00:44:22,666
Slipping it in to a girl

1341
00:44:22,667 --> 00:44:23,932
that's about to pass out...?

1342
00:44:23,934 --> 00:44:25,270
I'm telling you, take these.

1343
00:44:25,272 --> 00:44:27,003
That'll help.

1344
00:44:27,004 --> 00:44:28,105
What are these?
Are these...

1345
00:44:28,107 --> 00:44:30,041
dude, are these date rape drugs?

1346
00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:31,482
They're fucking Xanax,
dude, for you.

1347
00:44:31,943 --> 00:44:31,943
You're fucking paranoid.

1348
00:44:32,944 --> 00:44:33,978
You smoked too much.

1349
00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:35,679
Would you relax?

1350
00:44:35,681 --> 00:44:36,147
What am I doing?

1351
00:44:39,786 --> 00:44:40,717
All right.

1352
00:44:40,718 --> 00:44:41,454
I like to see you man up.

1353
00:44:41,455 --> 00:44:44,089
Now, do you want Regan,
or do you want Katie?

1354
00:44:44,955 --> 00:44:46,090
You can take her.

1355
00:44:46,958 --> 00:44:48,123
Katie's hotter.

1356
00:44:48,124 --> 00:44:49,124
Yeah. Good call.

1357
00:44:49,962 --> 00:44:49,962
Look, she's throwing
up right now,

1358
00:44:50,896 --> 00:44:51,864
that's not so hot.

1359
00:44:51,865 --> 00:44:53,898
What is wrong with you?

1360
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:54,467
I don't know.

1361
00:44:54,468 --> 00:44:56,166
♫

1362
00:44:56,167 --> 00:44:57,168
Hey.

1363
00:44:57,169 --> 00:44:57,169
Thank you, Joe.

1364
00:44:57,904 --> 00:44:58,804
All good?

1365
00:44:58,805 --> 00:45:00,805
All right.
Yeah. Yeah.

1366
00:45:00,806 --> 00:45:01,806
so Joe's going with Katie...

1367
00:45:00,806 --> 00:45:01,338
You're going with Joe.

1368
00:45:01,339 --> 00:45:02,172
Great. Yeah.

1369
00:45:02,174 --> 00:45:04,309
We're GTG, we're good to go.

1370
00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:05,608
Okay. Perfect

1371
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:08,080
GTG?

1372
00:45:08,081 --> 00:45:09,079
Yeah, GTG what?

1373
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,047
Why you stealin' my shit?

1374
00:45:10,048 --> 00:45:11,082
I didn't hear you say that.

1375
00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:12,450
That's my line.

1376
00:45:12,451 --> 00:45:14,888
This is the best night
of my life, you guys!

1377
00:45:16,889 --> 00:45:18,890
How can you not
have a Metro card?

1378
00:45:18,891 --> 00:45:21,426
Uh, because I live
in Los Angeles?

1379
00:45:21,428 --> 00:45:24,396
Yeah, but you've been
here for like a day.

1380
00:45:24,397 --> 00:45:26,997
Thank you, Gena, for
helping me get out of

1381
00:45:26,998 --> 00:45:29,301
that sticky situation
with that wasted stripper

1382
00:45:29,303 --> 00:45:31,002
that I could not pay for.

1383
00:45:31,003 --> 00:45:32,067
Oh, you're so welcome, Clyde.

1384
00:45:32,069 --> 00:45:33,269
Are you kidding?

1385
00:45:33,271 --> 00:45:34,373
I could have paid
for the stripper,

1386
00:45:34,375 --> 00:45:36,878
if you hadn't taken my wallet.

1387
00:45:39,878 --> 00:45:40,878
How long are you gonna

1388
00:45:40,947 --> 00:45:42,145
pretend to be mad at me, Gena?

1389
00:45:42,147 --> 00:45:43,347
It's starting to
hurt my feelings.

1390
00:45:43,349 --> 00:45:44,318
Listen to me.

1391
00:45:44,319 --> 00:45:46,885
I've got like mere hours

1392
00:45:46,887 --> 00:45:49,288
to get this dress
fixed and cleaned,

1393
00:45:49,289 --> 00:45:51,258
and make sure nothing
else happens to it,

1394
00:45:51,259 --> 00:45:54,391
so I am so sorry, Clyde,
that your feelings are

1395
00:45:54,393 --> 00:45:55,427
not at the top of my list

1396
00:45:55,429 --> 00:45:57,362
of things to give a shit about.

1397
00:45:57,363 --> 00:45:59,498
Wow, so you're
actually mad at me.

1398
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:01,439
That's interesting.

1399
00:46:05,439 --> 00:46:09,342
You know what You got
pregnant a long time

1400
00:46:09,343 --> 00:46:11,142
- years ago.

1401
00:46:11,144 --> 00:46:12,977
And I felt bad
about it ever since.

1402
00:46:12,978 --> 00:46:14,258
And you know,
there's this thing,

1403
00:46:14,948 --> 00:46:17,817
it's called life, and we
have to get on with it.

1404
00:46:17,818 --> 00:46:19,351
We got pregnant.

1405
00:46:19,353 --> 00:46:20,820
I took care of it.

1406
00:46:20,821 --> 00:46:22,054
You made mix tapes about it.

1407
00:46:22,056 --> 00:46:24,256
I-I was 18.

1408
00:46:24,258 --> 00:46:25,558
I was 15.

1409
00:46:25,559 --> 00:46:28,367
You were 16, and
we were in love.

1410
00:46:34,368 --> 00:46:35,802
Remember Fast Times?

1411
00:46:35,803 --> 00:46:36,570
Fast Times?

1412
00:46:36,572 --> 00:46:37,936
You remember that movie?

1413
00:46:37,937 --> 00:46:39,137
Do you remember
who the bad guy was?

1414
00:46:39,139 --> 00:46:40,473
It was Damone.

1415
00:46:40,475 --> 00:46:44,876
The asshole didn't show
up for the appointment.

1416
00:46:44,877 --> 00:46:45,546
That's you, mother fucker.

1417
00:46:45,548 --> 00:46:48,314
I am not I am not Damone!

1418
00:46:48,315 --> 00:46:49,383
I'm not Damone!

1419
00:46:49,385 --> 00:46:51,819
I can't believe you cannot
see that you are Damone.

1420
00:46:51,820 --> 00:46:54,024
Don't call me ...dude, don't
call me fucking Damone...

1421
00:46:57,025 --> 00:46:58,256
What do you want me
to do about it now?

1422
00:46:58,257 --> 00:47:00,191
I just want you to
help me fix the dress.

1423
00:47:00,192 --> 00:47:01,428
I don't want to
have this conversation.

1424
00:47:01,430 --> 00:47:03,468
I just want to fix the dress.

1425
00:47:09,469 --> 00:47:11,837
And chemo when you're 12 sucks.

1426
00:47:11,839 --> 00:47:12,507
Yeah, it's gotta suck.

1427
00:47:12,508 --> 00:47:15,242
I mean, 12 sucks in general,

1428
00:47:15,244 --> 00:47:18,845
especially when you're a
girl That's when it happens.

1429
00:47:18,846 --> 00:47:21,047
When what, when what happens?

1430
00:47:21,049 --> 00:47:23,215
You start hating yourself.

1431
00:47:23,217 --> 00:47:25,452
Ah, I can't believe
Gena isn't texting me back!

1432
00:47:25,454 --> 00:47:26,452
Hey, you know what?

1433
00:47:26,453 --> 00:47:27,387
I got an idea.

1434
00:47:27,388 --> 00:47:28,288
Why don't you just relax?

1435
00:47:28,289 --> 00:47:29,856
Put the phone away.

1436
00:47:29,857 --> 00:47:31,357
Doesn't sound like your
friend needs you, anyway.

1437
00:47:31,359 --> 00:47:32,359
No, this was a mistake.

1438
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:33,094
I gotta go.

1439
00:47:33,095 --> 00:47:34,192
No-no-no-no.

1440
00:47:34,194 --> 00:47:35,896
You're not going.
Stay. Come on.

1441
00:47:35,897 --> 00:47:37,030
I want to hear about this.

1442
00:47:37,031 --> 00:47:37,031
Why do you start
to hate yourself?

1443
00:47:37,566 --> 00:47:40,500
'Cause, I, I don't know.

1444
00:47:40,501 --> 00:47:41,581
Uh, you wouldn't understand

1445
00:47:45,038 --> 00:47:45,038
Well, I think,

1446
00:47:45,940 --> 00:47:46,940
I think you're unhappy

1447
00:47:46,974 --> 00:47:48,205
and you have no reason to be,

1448
00:47:48,207 --> 00:47:49,767
and that's what makes
you hate yourself.

1449
00:47:50,445 --> 00:47:52,380
Let me guess, psych major.

1450
00:47:52,381 --> 00:47:54,549
Psych major with a
lucrative advertising job.

1451
00:47:54,551 --> 00:47:56,417
Yeah, yeah, that's good.

1452
00:47:56,418 --> 00:47:57,984
Belittle me.

1453
00:47:57,986 --> 00:47:59,087
Is that what you
do to your boyfriend?

1454
00:47:59,088 --> 00:48:01,455
Does that work for him?

1455
00:48:01,457 --> 00:48:02,390
Not really.

1456
00:48:03,459 --> 00:48:04,425
I shouldn't have brought it up.

1457
00:48:04,426 --> 00:48:06,093
Yeah, but you did.

1458
00:48:06,095 --> 00:48:07,995
So probably I would tell
you that you're beautiful

1459
00:48:07,996 --> 00:48:10,463
and what you're doing with
retarded kids is amazing.

1460
00:48:10,464 --> 00:48:11,165
They have cancer.

1461
00:48:11,167 --> 00:48:12,167
Whatever.

1462
00:48:12,535 --> 00:48:14,636
I like to compliment a woman
because she deserves it,

1463
00:48:14,638 --> 00:48:16,136
not because she needs attention.

1464
00:48:18,274 --> 00:48:19,574
I don't need attention.

1465
00:48:19,575 --> 00:48:21,675
Ooh, got off some steam there.

1466
00:48:21,677 --> 00:48:22,408
You're mad.

1467
00:48:22,409 --> 00:48:23,275
I'm not mad.

1468
00:48:23,277 --> 00:48:24,245
Are you kidding me?

1469
00:48:24,246 --> 00:48:26,980
You're fucking livid.

1470
00:48:26,981 --> 00:48:28,281
Oh, don't do that.

1471
00:48:28,283 --> 00:48:30,283
Just want to give
you what you want.

1472
00:48:32,021 --> 00:48:33,621
What do I want?

1473
00:48:33,622 --> 00:48:35,425
You want somebody to
put you in your place.

1474
00:48:36,426 --> 00:48:37,625
Where's that?

1475
00:48:37,626 --> 00:48:39,059
Where do you want it?

1476
00:48:39,061 --> 00:48:42,462
Ah! Harder!

1477
00:48:42,464 --> 00:48:45,501
Uh, harder!

1478
00:48:45,502 --> 00:48:49,437
Shut the Fuck Up
Shut the fuck up.

1479
00:48:49,438 --> 00:48:51,272
Yeah, you shut the fuck up.

1480
00:48:51,273 --> 00:48:58,179
Yeah, shut the fuck up cunt.

1481
00:48:59,949 --> 00:49:03,250
Shit! Shit, shit.

1482
00:49:03,251 --> 00:49:05,252
Fuck. Shit, shit.

1483
00:49:05,253 --> 00:49:06,320
Hey.

1484
00:49:06,322 --> 00:49:07,254
Hey, this is Becks.

1485
00:49:07,255 --> 00:49:08,420
Can you come to my room?

1486
00:49:08,422 --> 00:49:09,388
Oh yeah.
I'm not doing anything.

1487
00:49:09,389 --> 00:49:10,557
We need to talk.

1488
00:49:10,559 --> 00:49:11,658
Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.

1489
00:49:11,660 --> 00:49:12,560
Uh, give me a couple minutes.

1490
00:49:12,561 --> 00:49:13,428
Okay.

1491
00:49:13,429 --> 00:49:14,261
Okay.

1492
00:49:14,262 --> 00:49:14,262
Bye.

1493
00:49:14,698 --> 00:49:15,698
Bye.

1494
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:20,204
Don't cum on my dress.

1495
00:49:22,205 --> 00:49:23,485
I can't believe
we're doing this.

1496
00:49:23,707 --> 00:49:25,507
I can't believe I
gave all my coke

1497
00:49:25,508 --> 00:49:27,074
to your filthy stripper.

1498
00:49:27,076 --> 00:49:29,276
Do me a favor and
don't mention that

1499
00:49:29,278 --> 00:49:30,547
in your recap of the evening.

1500
00:49:30,548 --> 00:49:33,481
Aw, that's my
favorite part, though.

1501
00:49:33,483 --> 00:49:34,750
Clyde?

1502
00:49:34,751 --> 00:49:36,116
Hey, Mom.

1503
00:49:36,118 --> 00:49:37,352
I thought you were at a wedding.

1504
00:49:37,354 --> 00:49:38,988
You remember...?

1505
00:49:38,989 --> 00:49:40,188
Gena?

1506
00:49:40,190 --> 00:49:41,423
I don't think you've eaten

1507
00:49:41,425 --> 00:49:43,624
since the last time I saw you.

1508
00:49:43,626 --> 00:49:45,059
We need your help.

1509
00:49:45,060 --> 00:49:46,060
Yeah.

1510
00:49:47,129 --> 00:49:49,131
Oh my Lord.

1511
00:49:49,132 --> 00:49:50,733
It's a really long story

1512
00:49:50,735 --> 00:49:52,404
without much of a payoff, so...

1513
00:49:54,404 --> 00:49:55,434
I've seen worse.

1514
00:49:55,436 --> 00:49:56,505
When do you need it?

1515
00:49:56,507 --> 00:49:57,673
Three hours.

1516
00:49:57,675 --> 00:50:00,542
It's a miracle you need, not me.

1517
00:50:00,543 --> 00:50:03,210
Sheila, you made every
one of the costumes

1518
00:50:03,211 --> 00:50:04,212
for all the schools plays

1519
00:50:04,213 --> 00:50:07,048
and you made my prom
dress from scratch!

1520
00:50:07,049 --> 00:50:08,620
You can do it.

1521
00:50:10,621 --> 00:50:14,490
Clyde, make us some
coffee and food.

1522
00:50:14,491 --> 00:50:15,290
Gena?

1523
00:50:15,291 --> 00:50:16,191
Yeah?

1524
00:50:16,192 --> 00:50:19,732
I'll get you some pants.

1525
00:50:22,733 --> 00:50:26,105
Why are doors so heavy
in this place? Uh-oh.

1526
00:50:29,106 --> 00:50:30,440
I don't think this is your room.

1527
00:50:30,441 --> 00:50:31,471
No, no.

1528
00:50:31,473 --> 00:50:33,242
This is definitely my room.

1529
00:50:33,244 --> 00:50:35,413
But somebody has moved
the furniture around.

1530
00:50:36,414 --> 00:50:39,348
They put a pool right in
the middle of my room.

1531
00:50:39,349 --> 00:50:41,325
This is fucking fantastic!

1532
00:50:48,325 --> 00:50:49,426
Wait, are you coming?

1533
00:50:49,428 --> 00:50:51,699
Yeah. I am.

1534
00:50:55,700 --> 00:50:57,833
Oh!

1535
00:50:57,835 --> 00:50:59,536
It's beautiful!

1536
00:50:59,537 --> 00:51:00,737
You okay?

1537
00:51:00,739 --> 00:51:02,272
It's beautiful.

1538
00:51:02,273 --> 00:51:04,107
Moments like these,
I think to myself,

1539
00:51:04,108 --> 00:51:04,108
my parents have no idea

1540
00:51:04,843 --> 00:51:05,843
where I am right now.

1541
00:51:07,510 --> 00:51:08,377
Ah.

1542
00:51:08,378 --> 00:51:10,145
I'm so awake now.

1543
00:51:10,146 --> 00:51:12,582
Watch me do a handstand!

1544
00:51:12,584 --> 00:51:14,322
Be careful, it's
three feet deep.

1545
00:51:18,322 --> 00:51:20,124
You're seriously making
pancakes right now?

1546
00:51:20,591 --> 00:51:21,658
I am.

1547
00:51:21,660 --> 00:51:24,561
Yours has a sad face made
out of chocolate chips,

1548
00:51:24,562 --> 00:51:29,834
because the world is an asshole
and it's gonna get you.

1549
00:51:30,835 --> 00:51:33,804
Why are you on your phone
at 4.30 in the a.m.?

1550
00:51:33,805 --> 00:51:38,546
Don't worry about it, you know?

1551
00:51:42,546 --> 00:51:47,850
And... I am totally tagging
you in that photo.

1552
00:51:47,852 --> 00:51:50,790
You totally stalk me
online, don't you?

1553
00:51:52,790 --> 00:51:53,790
Maybe.

1554
00:51:56,728 --> 00:51:57,728
Sometimes.

1555
00:52:00,232 --> 00:52:01,634
Weekly.

1556
00:52:02,635 --> 00:52:03,834
Pervert.

1557
00:52:03,836 --> 00:52:05,837
Who are you calling?

1558
00:52:05,838 --> 00:52:06,637
Who are you calling?

1559
00:52:06,638 --> 00:52:07,739
You're so nosy.

1560
00:52:07,741 --> 00:52:11,574
I'm calling my friend's dealer,
okay, so I can get some

1561
00:52:11,575 --> 00:52:13,879
cocaine for tonight, so
I can make it through.

1562
00:52:13,881 --> 00:52:16,546
Give me my phone back.

1563
00:52:16,547 --> 00:52:17,881
Give it back to me.

1564
00:52:17,883 --> 00:52:19,750
Give it to me.

1565
00:52:19,751 --> 00:52:20,684
What are you doing?

1566
00:52:20,685 --> 00:52:21,785
Why did you do that?!

1567
00:52:21,787 --> 00:52:23,186
Oh my God!

1568
00:52:23,187 --> 00:52:24,519
I can't believe that
you just did that!

1569
00:52:24,521 --> 00:52:25,357
Believe it.

1570
00:52:25,358 --> 00:52:27,258
Why did you do that?

1571
00:52:27,259 --> 00:52:29,432
It's not cute anymore, Gen.

1572
00:52:48,447 --> 00:52:49,882
Hey.

1573
00:52:50,882 --> 00:52:52,386
What's up?

1574
00:52:54,387 --> 00:52:55,791
I think we need to talk.

1575
00:52:59,791 --> 00:53:01,560
I wanted to... Look, Beck...
What?

1576
00:53:01,561 --> 00:53:02,561
What?

1577
00:53:03,295 --> 00:53:04,228
I'm sorry. Go ahead.

1578
00:53:04,229 --> 00:53:05,399
Oh, no. You go first.

1579
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,702
I called you 'cause
I feel really bad

1580
00:53:10,704 --> 00:53:12,202
about what happened earlier.

1581
00:53:13,306 --> 00:53:15,338
I overreacted.

1582
00:53:15,340 --> 00:53:17,675
Emotions were
running really high.

1583
00:53:17,677 --> 00:53:19,243
You've been a trooper.

1584
00:53:19,244 --> 00:53:21,446
And I know that this
Maid of Honor stuff

1585
00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:23,747
must have been, like,
really hard for you.

1586
00:53:23,749 --> 00:53:25,749
Yeah, but I'm really
happy for you.

1587
00:53:25,986 --> 00:53:27,389
Regan.

1588
00:53:31,389 --> 00:53:33,825
I shouldn't have
blown up like that.

1589
00:53:33,827 --> 00:53:35,695
I mean, I wanted
to see the stripper

1590
00:53:35,696 --> 00:53:37,229
go the full thing.

1591
00:53:37,231 --> 00:53:38,263
Yeah.

1592
00:53:38,265 --> 00:53:42,934
It would've been great to
see one more dick before,

1593
00:53:42,935 --> 00:53:48,540
before I see Dale's for the
rest of my life, but...

1594
00:53:48,541 --> 00:53:49,807
you've just done so much work

1595
00:53:49,809 --> 00:53:51,911
for this wedding, just
put your own shit

1596
00:53:51,913 --> 00:53:55,247
aside in order to do everything.

1597
00:53:55,249 --> 00:53:57,916
So..

1598
00:53:57,917 --> 00:53:59,521
Thank you.

1599
00:54:03,522 --> 00:54:04,526
I have to pee.

1600
00:54:07,526 --> 00:54:10,694
Oh, '94 talent show.

1601
00:54:10,696 --> 00:54:13,599
Your leotards are phenomenal.

1602
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:14,912
I won that shit
every single year,

1603
00:54:14,936 --> 00:54:16,001
right?

1604
00:54:16,002 --> 00:54:17,369
Yeah, but '94 was special.

1605
00:54:17,371 --> 00:54:18,871
That was the year you got a bra.

1606
00:54:18,873 --> 00:54:20,807
Which you stole.

1607
00:54:20,808 --> 00:54:22,575
I could find it if
I looked for it.

1608
00:54:22,576 --> 00:54:24,912
Please do not do that.

1609
00:54:26,913 --> 00:54:28,193
You know what was
great about us?

1610
00:54:30,951 --> 00:54:32,020
What?

1611
00:54:33,021 --> 00:54:34,658
We were friends.

1612
00:54:37,658 --> 00:54:40,895
Everyone else, they
had so much ...drama.

1613
00:54:41,896 --> 00:54:43,031
But we were like...

1614
00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:45,032
We were friends.

1615
00:54:45,765 --> 00:54:46,632
Yeah.

1616
00:54:46,633 --> 00:54:47,633
Yeah.

1617
00:54:50,003 --> 00:54:51,003
What happened?

1618
00:54:53,041 --> 00:54:55,741
I mean, I kinda needed you
to drive me that day.

1619
00:54:55,742 --> 00:55:00,982
I needed you to go with me
and you didn't show up.

1620
00:55:01,983 --> 00:55:03,382
I couldn't.

1621
00:55:03,384 --> 00:55:04,925
Why couldn't you?

1622
00:55:10,925 --> 00:55:12,671
I was too sad.

1623
00:55:24,672 --> 00:55:25,972
This is awesome.

1624
00:55:27,975 --> 00:55:29,709
Did I puke on you?

1625
00:55:29,710 --> 00:55:31,111
No. Well, yeah.

1626
00:55:31,113 --> 00:55:32,112
Not directly.

1627
00:55:32,113 --> 00:55:34,114
You puked on Regan, though.

1628
00:55:34,115 --> 00:55:36,615
Okay, once, I was so stoned,

1629
00:55:36,616 --> 00:55:37,776
I thought I was in an episode

1630
00:55:37,986 --> 00:55:39,419
of 90210

1631
00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:41,820
and I kept yelling, "Dylan!"

1632
00:55:41,822 --> 00:55:43,457
That's fucking awesome.

1633
00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:45,690
I got so fucked up
once off 'shrooms

1634
00:55:45,692 --> 00:55:47,760
that I started a
fight club with my cats.

1635
00:55:47,762 --> 00:55:49,029
Okay, okay.

1636
00:55:49,031 --> 00:55:52,867
I once got so wrecked
that I woke up naked

1637
00:55:52,868 --> 00:55:55,535
next to a hamburger
and I was like,

1638
00:55:55,537 --> 00:55:56,977
did I just have
sex with a hamburger?

1639
00:55:57,939 --> 00:55:59,638
Good for that hamburger.

1640
00:55:59,639 --> 00:56:03,008
Okay, once I slit my wrist
with a broken bottle.

1641
00:56:03,010 --> 00:56:03,010
Holy shit.

1642
00:56:03,912 --> 00:56:04,810
Yeah.

1643
00:56:04,811 --> 00:56:05,610
When did that happen?

1644
00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:06,618
Like a year ago.

1645
00:56:10,618 --> 00:56:12,521
I sh-shouldn't
have told you that.

1646
00:56:12,522 --> 00:56:13,553
No, no.

1647
00:56:13,555 --> 00:56:14,089
You can say stuff like that.

1648
00:56:14,090 --> 00:56:16,554
No, no, I, it was an accident.

1649
00:56:16,556 --> 00:56:18,659
I, really, I party too hard.

1650
00:56:18,661 --> 00:56:20,660
You don't have to
explain anything to me.

1651
00:56:27,035 --> 00:56:30,905
I'm sorry, that, I, I
shouldn't have done that.

1652
00:56:30,907 --> 00:56:32,008
No.

1653
00:56:33,009 --> 00:56:34,541
So, Genny, I think it's time

1654
00:56:34,542 --> 00:56:35,908
we have a serious conversation.

1655
00:56:35,910 --> 00:56:36,915
You look different.

1656
00:56:39,915 --> 00:56:42,151
I got you to smile.

1657
00:56:42,985 --> 00:56:42,985
How many things

1658
00:56:43,852 --> 00:56:45,921
do you need to show
me in your closet?

1659
00:56:45,923 --> 00:56:47,889
This is getting
a little strange.

1660
00:56:47,890 --> 00:56:49,623
Oh, wait a second.

1661
00:56:49,624 --> 00:56:50,890
Oh my God.

1662
00:56:50,892 --> 00:56:51,892
What is that?

1663
00:56:56,698 --> 00:56:58,175
You are going to find out.

1664
00:57:06,176 --> 00:57:08,675
♫

1665
00:57:08,677 --> 00:57:10,479
Oh my God.

1666
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:11,982
♫

1667
00:57:12,982 --> 00:57:14,782
♫ When I wake up ♫

1668
00:57:14,784 --> 00:57:16,618
♫ well I know I'm gonna be ♫

1669
00:57:16,619 --> 00:57:20,189
♫I'm going be the man who
wakes up next to you ♫

1670
00:57:20,190 --> 00:57:23,824
♫when I go out,
Yeah I know I'm gonna be ♫

1671
00:57:23,826 --> 00:57:27,528
♫I'm gonn be the man
who goes along with you ♫

1672
00:57:27,529 --> 00:57:29,967
♫lf I get drunk,
well I know I'm gonna be ♫

1673
00:57:30,968 --> 00:57:32,902
♫I'm gonna be the man who
get's drunk next to you ♫

1674
00:57:32,903 --> 00:57:35,604
Can you turn this off

1675
00:57:35,605 --> 00:57:38,107
♫And if I haver,
hey I know I'm gonna be ♫

1676
00:57:38,975 --> 00:57:42,510
Genny?

1677
00:57:42,511 --> 00:57:43,912
♫ But I would walk 500 miles ♫

1678
00:57:43,914 --> 00:57:48,816
Don't call me that Genny

1679
00:57:48,817 --> 00:57:52,053
Nobody calls me that anymore, okay?
Don't.

1680
00:57:52,055 --> 00:57:59,760
♫

1681
00:57:59,761 --> 00:58:01,229
Genny

1682
00:58:01,231 --> 00:58:03,865
♫I'm gonna be the man
who's working hard for you ♫

1683
00:58:03,866 --> 00:58:09,071
♫And when the money comes
in for the work I do ♫

1684
00:58:09,073 --> 00:58:11,138
♫I'll pass almost
every penny on to you ♫

1685
00:58:11,140 --> 00:58:15,143
♫When I come home,
Oh I know I'm gonna be ♫

1686
00:58:15,144 --> 00:58:18,647
♫I'm gonna be the man
who come back home to you ♫

1687
00:58:18,649 --> 00:58:22,051
♫And if I grow old,
well I know I'm gonna be ♫

1688
00:58:22,052 --> 00:58:26,089
♫I'm gonna be the man
who's growing old with you ♫

1689
00:58:26,090 --> 00:58:29,191
♫ But I would walk 500 miles ♫

1690
00:58:29,193 --> 00:58:33,128
♫ And I would walk 500 more ♫

1691
00:58:33,129 --> 00:58:37,533
♫Just to be the man
who walks a thousand miles ♫

1692
00:58:37,535 --> 00:58:40,168
♫ To fall down at your door ♫

1693
00:58:40,169 --> 00:58:43,906
♫Da d-da da, da d-da,
da d-da, da d-da ♫

1694
00:58:43,908 --> 00:58:47,576
♫Da-da-da dun-diddle
un-diddle un-diddle a dada ♫

1695
00:58:47,577 --> 00:58:51,147
♫Da d-da da, da d-da,
da d-da, da d-da ♫

1696
00:58:51,149 --> 00:58:53,029
♫Da-da-da dun-diddle
un-diddle un-diddle a dada ♫

1697
00:58:53,883 --> 00:58:54,917
You know what?

1698
00:58:54,919 --> 00:58:56,017
I'm so sorry.

1699
00:58:56,019 --> 00:58:57,956
Um, w-what if

1700
00:58:58,956 --> 00:59:01,090
we did this another night?

1701
00:59:01,092 --> 00:59:02,257
Well, why?

1702
00:59:02,259 --> 00:59:04,827
I just, my dick is really
cold right now and...

1703
00:59:04,828 --> 00:59:05,928
Come on.

1704
00:59:05,930 --> 00:59:07,062
I'm giving you what you want,

1705
00:59:07,064 --> 00:59:07,997
so let's just get it over with.

1706
00:59:07,997 --> 00:59:07,997
No, I...
Katie, please.

1707
00:59:08,899 --> 00:59:12,101
I just, I can't. I...
But why not?

1708
00:59:12,103 --> 00:59:13,071
You're drunk and that's fine.

1709
00:59:13,072 --> 00:59:14,603
You've been drunk all night

1710
00:59:14,605 --> 00:59:17,342
and I don't want y-I'm drunk,
there's drunk going on,

1711
00:59:17,343 --> 00:59:18,708
and it just doesn't,

1712
00:59:18,710 --> 00:59:20,009
I don't like the
way it's happened.

1713
00:59:20,010 --> 00:59:20,010
I'm so stupid.

1714
00:59:20,811 --> 00:59:21,745
No, no, no.

1715
00:59:21,747 --> 00:59:25,046
I like you s-Katie,
I like you so much.

1716
00:59:25,047 --> 00:59:26,214
Then why don't you
want to have sex?

1717
00:59:26,216 --> 00:59:27,281
Why don't you come back with me?

1718
00:59:27,283 --> 00:59:28,316
'Cause I like you.

1719
00:59:28,318 --> 00:59:29,087
That's what I'm telling you.

1720
00:59:29,088 --> 00:59:32,589
It does-this, this is,
this, hopefully, will...

1721
00:59:32,591 --> 00:59:34,623
it just doesn't... I
don't like the way it's

1722
00:59:34,624 --> 00:59:35,592
happened right now.
It's not...

1723
00:59:35,593 --> 00:59:37,125
But I'm just telling
you that I don't care.

1724
00:59:37,126 --> 00:59:37,995
Katie, that's fine.

1725
00:59:37,997 --> 00:59:40,129
I, I do, though.

1726
00:59:40,130 --> 00:59:42,364
It's just, it's not fair to me.

1727
00:59:42,366 --> 00:59:45,000
I don't know what you're
talking about right now.

1728
00:59:45,002 --> 00:59:47,271
Do you even care that it's me?

1729
00:59:47,272 --> 00:59:51,808
I mean, do you even know... Fuck

1730
00:59:51,810 --> 00:59:53,883
Do you even know my name?

1731
00:59:59,884 --> 01:00:00,884
But wait, I do,

1732
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,226
Bob?

1733
01:00:09,227 --> 01:00:10,227
Starts with a 'b'?

1734
01:00:10,962 --> 01:00:12,060
You know what this is like?

1735
01:00:12,062 --> 01:00:13,128
It's really just
like high school,

1736
01:00:13,130 --> 01:00:16,134
but instead of French
homework, it's my dick.

1737
01:00:16,135 --> 01:00:18,871
Well that's not true because
French was actually hard.

1738
01:00:26,278 --> 01:00:27,844
[Hey, you've reached Gena.

1739
01:00:28,712 --> 01:00:29,945
Oh my God, Gena.

1740
01:00:29,946 --> 01:00:30,913
I'm freaking out.

1741
01:00:30,914 --> 01:00:31,848
I'm with Becky right now.

1742
01:00:31,850 --> 01:00:33,118
I don't know what to do!

1743
01:00:33,119 --> 01:00:35,885
I-I-I can't do this anymore.

1744
01:00:35,887 --> 01:00:36,887
Call me back.

1745
01:00:46,064 --> 01:00:47,265
What are you doing?

1746
01:00:47,266 --> 01:00:49,298
Nothing.

1747
01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:51,068
I thought you'd stopped.

1748
01:00:51,070 --> 01:00:53,170
I haven't done
this in years, okay?

1749
01:00:53,172 --> 01:00:56,141
I'm just stressed
out and I needed,

1750
01:00:56,142 --> 01:00:57,741
I needed something for myself.

1751
01:00:57,742 --> 01:00:59,882
And I needed to
feel better, okay?

1752
01:01:03,883 --> 01:01:06,685
Remember when we'd
skip AP English class

1753
01:01:06,686 --> 01:01:08,186
and hang out in the bathroom?

1754
01:01:09,221 --> 01:01:11,955
We'd like bitch
out those smokers

1755
01:01:11,956 --> 01:01:13,823
so that we could have
the really cool stall

1756
01:01:13,824 --> 01:01:14,824
at the end.

1757
01:01:16,462 --> 01:01:18,265
The disabled toilet.

1758
01:01:19,265 --> 01:01:21,866
Then we'd just
like talk and talk

1759
01:01:21,867 --> 01:01:25,236
for like 90 minutes
the entire period.

1760
01:01:25,238 --> 01:01:27,172
I really miss that.

1761
01:01:27,173 --> 01:01:28,205
Just that.

1762
01:01:28,207 --> 01:01:30,807
Like all day, I'd seriously
look forward to it.

1763
01:01:32,977 --> 01:01:36,480
Then the Vice
Principal found us.

1764
01:01:36,482 --> 01:01:38,202
And she said she was
gonna tell your parents

1765
01:01:40,186 --> 01:01:43,288
that you were
throwing up on purpose.

1766
01:01:43,290 --> 01:01:47,357
And I said, "No, it was me.
I was, like, doing it.

1767
01:01:47,359 --> 01:01:50,027
I, it was totally my problem.

1768
01:01:50,029 --> 01:01:53,465
And then everyone found out

1769
01:01:53,466 --> 01:01:55,401
and they were like "Eh, Becky.

1770
01:01:55,402 --> 01:01:57,235
She can't even
throw up properly.

1771
01:01:57,237 --> 01:01:58,238
She's so fat.

1772
01:01:58,239 --> 01:01:59,272
Take a laxative!"

1773
01:02:00,906 --> 01:02:02,775
And then I was crying.

1774
01:02:02,776 --> 01:02:04,309
And what did you say?

1775
01:02:04,311 --> 01:02:07,915
I said, "Fuck everyone."

1776
01:02:08,915 --> 01:02:10,316
Yeah.

1777
01:02:10,318 --> 01:02:11,916
You don't know how many times

1778
01:02:11,917 --> 01:02:15,755
I've said that to myself And

1779
01:02:15,756 --> 01:02:17,323
that makes me feel
a whole lot better.

1780
01:02:17,325 --> 01:02:19,224
Becks?

1781
01:02:19,225 --> 01:02:22,093
I need to tell you something.

1782
01:02:22,094 --> 01:02:24,430
What?

1783
01:02:24,432 --> 01:02:26,499
I did something terrible.

1784
01:02:26,501 --> 01:02:28,203
Oh, what is it?

1785
01:02:30,203 --> 01:02:32,838
What's going on?

1786
01:02:32,839 --> 01:02:34,773
Is everything all right?

1787
01:02:34,775 --> 01:02:35,907
Yeah.

1788
01:02:35,908 --> 01:02:37,008
Well, hair and makeup is

1789
01:02:37,010 --> 01:02:38,543
gonna be in your
room in an hour.

1790
01:02:38,545 --> 01:02:42,081
So we need to get going, okay?

1791
01:02:42,082 --> 01:02:44,083
Holy shit.

1792
01:02:44,084 --> 01:02:45,018
It's time.

1793
01:02:45,019 --> 01:02:48,185
It's time.

1794
01:02:48,187 --> 01:02:51,890
Oh, it's time...
It's time.

1795
01:02:51,892 --> 01:02:53,536
Fuck my life.

1796
01:03:01,536 --> 01:03:02,469
Oh.

1797
01:03:02,470 --> 01:03:04,942
You still do that.

1798
01:03:09,943 --> 01:03:10,441
Fuck!

1799
01:03:10,442 --> 01:03:11,311
Wedding!

1800
01:03:11,313 --> 01:03:12,317
Shit!

1801
01:03:16,317 --> 01:03:17,362
Oh, dress!

1802
01:03:29,363 --> 01:03:30,264
She's coming!

1803
01:03:30,265 --> 01:03:31,864
Look alive, people.

1804
01:03:31,865 --> 01:03:33,432
Oh,
do you have a second?

1805
01:03:33,434 --> 01:03:34,265
I'm on the phone.

1806
01:03:34,266 --> 01:03:35,506
Okay, but... the wedding dress?

1807
01:03:35,936 --> 01:03:38,312
We can't find... Assholes.

1808
01:03:46,313 --> 01:03:47,313
Okay.

1809
01:03:48,115 --> 01:03:50,182
Jesus Christ, perv!

1810
01:03:50,184 --> 01:03:51,315
What are you doing in here?

1811
01:03:51,317 --> 01:03:52,485
I was j-it's Katie.

1812
01:03:52,487 --> 01:03:54,286
Oh, what now?

1813
01:03:54,287 --> 01:03:55,387
Sh-I'm a little worried.

1814
01:03:55,389 --> 01:03:56,555
I came back here to...

1815
01:03:56,557 --> 01:03:57,889
she's locked herself
in the bathroom.

1816
01:03:57,891 --> 01:03:58,861
I don't know what to do.

1817
01:03:58,862 --> 01:03:59,926
Oh, great!

1818
01:03:59,928 --> 01:04:00,861
And I wasn't spying on you.

1819
01:04:00,862 --> 01:04:03,096
They let me in 'cause I
was looking for Katie.

1820
01:04:03,098 --> 01:04:04,366
Can someone get a Mimosa
ready for the bride?

1821
01:04:04,367 --> 01:04:05,232
Sure.

1822
01:04:05,234 --> 01:04:06,100
Time check?

1823
01:04:06,100 --> 01:04:06,100
7.10.

1824
01:04:06,868 --> 01:04:07,868
Good, great.

1825
01:04:08,971 --> 01:04:08,971
It's probably fine,

1826
01:04:09,638 --> 01:04:13,578
but it is just... she hasn't
been responding, and...

1827
01:04:16,578 --> 01:04:18,445
Katie!

1828
01:04:18,447 --> 01:04:20,279
You can't lock yourself
in the bathroom

1829
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:21,517
when it isn't your wedding.

1830
01:04:22,518 --> 01:04:23,551
Open this door.

1831
01:04:23,553 --> 01:04:25,052
What do you think... how?

1832
01:04:25,053 --> 01:04:26,051
You're a genius.

1833
01:04:26,052 --> 01:04:28,254
Didn't you invent
iPads or something?

1834
01:04:28,256 --> 01:04:30,329
Why does everyone
think I invented the iPad?

1835
01:04:40,002 --> 01:04:40,002
Keep trying this number

1836
01:04:40,903 --> 01:04:41,903
until you get Gena.

1837
01:04:44,606 --> 01:04:45,686
Why is your face like that?

1838
01:04:48,377 --> 01:04:52,112
Here she is! Yay!

1839
01:04:55,617 --> 01:04:57,685
I'm so excited, I
could kill myself.

1840
01:04:57,687 --> 01:04:59,491
Oh, don't make any promises.

1841
01:05:01,491 --> 01:05:05,293
You said that you would
clean it if I fixed it.

1842
01:05:05,294 --> 01:05:06,698
I fixed it!

1843
01:05:09,699 --> 01:05:11,198
She's still not answering?

1844
01:05:14,637 --> 01:05:15,503
What is that?

1845
01:05:16,205 --> 01:05:17,705
Ow!

1846
01:05:17,706 --> 01:05:19,607
I was just about to go check.

1847
01:05:19,608 --> 01:05:21,041
How 'bout some music?

1848
01:05:21,043 --> 01:05:22,043
Yeah.

1849
01:05:22,978 --> 01:05:24,546
♫

1850
01:05:24,547 --> 01:05:25,547
Thanks,

1851
01:05:25,981 --> 01:05:27,348
Well, what's going on in there?

1852
01:05:27,350 --> 01:05:29,584
Maybe I should
call the front desk.

1853
01:05:29,586 --> 01:05:30,652
Should I go in, do you think?

1854
01:05:30,653 --> 01:05:32,955
No, she's got it under control.

1855
01:05:33,956 --> 01:05:35,188
Knock it off!

1856
01:05:35,190 --> 01:05:36,323
We need to call a locksmith.

1857
01:05:36,325 --> 01:05:37,691
No, she's being a fucking baby.

1858
01:05:37,693 --> 01:05:38,694
I'm not gonna draw any
more attention to her.

1859
01:05:38,695 --> 01:05:39,775
But knocking down the door?

1860
01:05:39,963 --> 01:05:41,127
That's real fucking discreet.

1861
01:05:41,129 --> 01:05:42,065
Regan?

1862
01:05:42,066 --> 01:05:43,598
Oh, fuck me.

1863
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:45,067
One second, Becks.

1864
01:05:45,068 --> 01:05:46,435
If that bitch finds
out that that bitch

1865
01:05:46,437 --> 01:05:49,071
is pulling some seventh
grade tantrum bullshit,

1866
01:05:49,072 --> 01:05:49,072
we're dead.

1867
01:05:51,074 --> 01:05:53,709
And I've lost the wedding dress.

1868
01:05:53,711 --> 01:05:54,510
Regan?

1869
01:05:54,511 --> 01:05:55,711
No, I didn't.

1870
01:05:55,713 --> 01:05:57,612
What is it?

1871
01:05:57,613 --> 01:05:58,479
It's for you.

1872
01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,179
I don't want any.

1873
01:05:59,180 --> 01:06:00,116
It's Gena.

1874
01:06:00,117 --> 01:06:01,582
Move, move, move, move!

1875
01:06:01,584 --> 01:06:02,484
Where the fuck are you?

1876
01:06:02,485 --> 01:06:03,717
Where the hell is it?

1877
01:06:03,719 --> 01:06:04,685
Why aren't you
picking up your cell?

1878
01:06:04,686 --> 01:06:07,055
I'm downstairs, it's
being dry-cleaned,

1879
01:06:07,057 --> 01:06:08,177
and I threw it out a window.

1880
01:06:08,993 --> 01:06:10,359
Dry-cleaned? How long?

1881
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:11,660
They said 40 minutes.

1882
01:06:11,662 --> 01:06:13,294
Fine. Get a new phone.

1883
01:06:13,295 --> 01:06:14,696
Okay. What? How?

1884
01:06:14,698 --> 01:06:15,698
Regan?

1885
01:06:16,431 --> 01:06:17,570
Steal one.

1886
01:06:20,571 --> 01:06:21,602
Um, Regan.

1887
01:06:21,604 --> 01:06:22,739
This isn't what I ordered.

1888
01:06:22,741 --> 01:06:24,272
This isn't what she ordered!

1889
01:06:24,274 --> 01:06:25,438
I said peonies.

1890
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:26,707
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1891
01:06:28,312 --> 01:06:29,311
What is that?

1892
01:06:29,312 --> 01:06:31,048
They're doing maintenance
in the bathroom.

1893
01:06:31,049 --> 01:06:32,345
This hotel's disgusting.

1894
01:06:32,347 --> 01:06:34,051
Honey, I think those
roses are gorgeous.

1895
01:06:34,052 --> 01:06:36,687
But it's just not... what
we planned, you know?

1896
01:06:36,688 --> 01:06:39,221
Fuck this.
You get peonies.

1897
01:06:39,223 --> 01:06:40,354
Downstairs.

1898
01:06:40,356 --> 01:06:41,421
Centerpieces for the reception,

1899
01:06:41,423 --> 01:06:42,492
take some peonies from there,

1900
01:06:42,494 --> 01:06:44,696
new bouquet up here, 40 minutes.

1901
01:06:45,697 --> 01:06:46,731
I love you.

1902
01:06:48,732 --> 01:06:50,533
Relax!

1903
01:06:50,534 --> 01:06:51,702
Are you excited?

1904
01:06:51,704 --> 01:06:53,736
Oh my God, yes!

1905
01:06:54,806 --> 01:06:56,080
Ask them...

1906
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:05,113
Go make yourself useful.

1907
01:07:05,115 --> 01:07:06,622
Go pick some peonies!

1908
01:07:13,256 --> 01:07:14,727
Oh, for fuck's sake!

1909
01:07:17,728 --> 01:07:21,466
Oh my... oooh, shit!

1910
01:07:22,466 --> 01:07:24,599
Oh my God.
Oh my God.

1911
01:07:24,601 --> 01:07:28,170
Katie, you stupid fucking idiot.

1912
01:07:31,275 --> 01:07:33,377
Come in, shut the fuck...
oh my God.

1913
01:07:34,378 --> 01:07:35,444
Just fucking go!

1914
01:07:35,446 --> 01:07:36,446
She's on the floor.

1915
01:07:38,148 --> 01:07:40,117
Well, wrap her up!

1916
01:07:40,118 --> 01:07:41,250
Come on!

1917
01:07:41,252 --> 01:07:42,484
What did you do to her?

1918
01:07:42,486 --> 01:07:43,253
Nothing!

1919
01:07:43,254 --> 01:07:45,352
We, I mean, we were
i-in the pool area...

1920
01:07:45,354 --> 01:07:46,488
Wrap her up!
Wrap her up!

1921
01:07:46,490 --> 01:07:47,690
I'm gonna get some water,

1922
01:07:47,692 --> 01:07:48,558
we're gonna sing
her her favorite song!

1923
01:07:48,559 --> 01:07:50,661
Well, shouldn't we,
like, get an ambulance?

1924
01:07:50,663 --> 01:07:52,663
No. She does this
every weekend.

1925
01:07:52,664 --> 01:07:54,430
Why is she in the bathtub?

1926
01:07:54,431 --> 01:07:55,866
Well, isn't that what you do?

1927
01:07:55,868 --> 01:07:58,734
No. Just pour the water
on her and sing the song.

1928
01:07:58,735 --> 01:07:59,471
Like this.

1929
01:07:59,472 --> 01:08:00,536
What song?

1930
01:08:00,538 --> 01:08:04,007
#These dreams are...
#when I close my eyes.

1931
01:08:04,008 --> 01:08:05,441
#when I close my eyes?

1932
01:08:05,442 --> 01:08:10,513
Every second of the night,
I live another life.

1933
01:08:10,514 --> 01:08:12,447
Hurry the weddings in an hour.

1934
01:08:12,448 --> 01:08:14,384
I, I really, I, I
need the dress.

1935
01:08:14,385 --> 01:08:15,285
Now!

1936
01:08:15,286 --> 01:08:16,319
They're working on it.

1937
01:08:16,321 --> 01:08:17,653
I am going home.

1938
01:08:17,655 --> 01:08:19,857
What's your name?

1939
01:08:19,859 --> 01:08:20,591
Theresa.

1940
01:08:20,592 --> 01:08:21,858
Theresa!

1941
01:08:21,860 --> 01:08:23,392
I know that you hate
me from yesterday.

1942
01:08:23,393 --> 01:08:24,495
I hate fucking hate
me too from yesterday.

1943
01:08:24,497 --> 01:08:27,164
Can we start fresh today?

1944
01:08:27,166 --> 01:08:28,702
New leaf, please?

1945
01:08:29,702 --> 01:08:30,702
Yeah, all right.

1946
01:08:31,403 --> 01:08:32,403
Really?

1947
01:08:32,404 --> 01:08:33,837
You'll stay?

1948
01:08:33,838 --> 01:08:35,372
I really have strong
feelings for you right now.

1949
01:08:35,374 --> 01:08:36,540
Take it easy.

1950
01:08:36,542 --> 01:08:38,910
#The further I'm
away, #further I'm away.

1951
01:08:38,911 --> 01:08:40,711
#There's something out there...

1952
01:08:40,712 --> 01:08:42,379
Why aren't you waking up?

1953
01:08:42,381 --> 01:08:44,315
It is very
surprising at this point

1954
01:08:44,316 --> 01:08:48,153
'cause your lips are
literally fucking blue, now.

1955
01:08:48,154 --> 01:08:49,554
Okay, now I'm getting
really scared.

1956
01:08:49,755 --> 01:08:50,721
Come on.

1957
01:08:50,722 --> 01:08:51,621
Let's laugh about this.

1958
01:08:51,622 --> 01:08:52,458
When you passed out?

1959
01:08:52,458 --> 01:08:52,458
PLEASE WAKE UP!!!

1960
01:08:52,925 --> 01:08:53,925
Come on.

1961
01:08:58,263 --> 01:08:59,263
Look!

1962
01:08:59,665 --> 01:09:01,166
It's not fucked up anymore!

1963
01:09:01,167 --> 01:09:02,465
It's a miracle!

1964
01:09:02,467 --> 01:09:03,601
Yay!

1965
01:09:04,602 --> 01:09:06,403
It's finally happening.

1966
01:09:06,404 --> 01:09:06,404
Oh, no, no, no, no.

1967
01:09:06,940 --> 01:09:08,273
Don't cry.

1968
01:09:08,274 --> 01:09:09,539
We need the other bridesmaids.

1969
01:09:09,541 --> 01:09:10,775
Where are the other two girls?

1970
01:09:10,777 --> 01:09:13,177
Uh, Gena and Katie
are on their way.

1971
01:09:13,178 --> 01:09:14,376
Okay, and why don't we

1972
01:09:14,378 --> 01:09:15,312
get the bride in her
dress so we can...

1973
01:09:15,313 --> 01:09:17,549
Yeah, okay, yeah, that's
what I was gonna do.

1974
01:09:17,551 --> 01:09:18,550
Yeah.

1975
01:09:18,551 --> 01:09:20,350
I need to get my dress on.

1976
01:09:20,351 --> 01:09:22,720
I need to get my dress on.

1977
01:09:22,722 --> 01:09:24,288
Yes, very-I don't know.

1978
01:09:24,290 --> 01:09:25,223
She was definitely breathing.

1979
01:09:25,224 --> 01:09:26,389
Why aren't you singing?

1980
01:09:26,390 --> 01:09:27,325
I'm on the phone
with the paramedics.

1981
01:09:27,327 --> 01:09:28,827
She's always like this.

1982
01:09:28,828 --> 01:09:29,662
What is this?

1983
01:09:29,663 --> 01:09:31,195
It's Xanax.

1984
01:09:31,197 --> 01:09:32,395
Trevor gave them to me.

1985
01:09:32,397 --> 01:09:33,666
They must have
fallen out of my pocket.

1986
01:09:33,667 --> 01:09:34,631
Trevor?

1987
01:09:34,632 --> 01:09:35,898
Yes. Five-five minutes.

1988
01:09:35,900 --> 01:09:36,868
They're gonna be
here in five minutes.

1989
01:09:36,869 --> 01:09:37,947
It's Manhattan on Saturday.

1990
01:09:37,971 --> 01:09:37,971
Five minutes is like 30 minutes.

1991
01:09:38,905 --> 01:09:40,939
Get her out of the tub.

1992
01:09:41,942 --> 01:09:44,209
Just a minute!

1993
01:09:44,977 --> 01:09:45,777
Yeah?

1994
01:09:45,911 --> 01:09:49,613
Um, we're just missing
Katie and Gena.

1995
01:09:49,615 --> 01:09:50,582
I guess we found Katie.

1996
01:09:50,583 --> 01:09:51,716
Why are you here?

1997
01:09:51,718 --> 01:09:52,951
Becky's asking for her dress.

1998
01:09:52,952 --> 01:09:53,820
Do you, like, know where it is?

1999
01:09:53,821 --> 01:09:54,851
With Gena.

2000
01:09:54,853 --> 01:09:56,221
Both will be here momentarily

2001
01:09:56,990 --> 01:09:59,389
But the itinerary said that
we were supposed to...

2002
01:09:59,391 --> 01:10:00,456
Reviving a fucked-up bitch

2003
01:10:00,458 --> 01:10:02,662
wasn't on the itinerary
either Cover for me.

2004
01:10:03,663 --> 01:10:04,799
Okay.

2005
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:07,802
Give her to me.

2006
01:10:07,803 --> 01:10:09,534
Okay.

2007
01:10:09,535 --> 01:10:10,303
All right, Katie.

2008
01:10:10,304 --> 01:10:11,635
Come on.

2009
01:10:11,637 --> 01:10:13,337
What are you do...
you're hurting her!

2010
01:10:13,338 --> 01:10:14,373
I'm helping her.

2011
01:10:14,976 --> 01:10:16,374
She can take it.

2012
01:10:17,311 --> 01:10:18,944
There it is.
Good job!

2013
01:10:18,946 --> 01:10:20,546
Get it all out.

2014
01:10:20,547 --> 01:10:24,382
Good job. Good job.

2015
01:10:24,383 --> 01:10:27,285
Good job.

2016
01:10:27,287 --> 01:10:29,654
Why would you ever
do that to yourself?

2017
01:10:29,655 --> 01:10:31,027
I wanted to be beautiful.

2018
01:10:35,996 --> 01:10:37,261
Thank you!
Thank you!

2019
01:10:37,263 --> 01:10:38,496
Where is Regan?

2020
01:10:38,497 --> 01:10:39,563
Let me fucking go.

2021
01:10:39,565 --> 01:10:40,699
Oh, she's here.

2022
01:10:40,701 --> 01:10:43,401
Regan, what's going on?

2023
01:10:43,403 --> 01:10:46,405
I just...
What is on your dress?

2024
01:10:46,406 --> 01:10:48,507
Oh, I... sorry.

2025
01:10:48,509 --> 01:10:50,410
Well, where is her dress?

2026
01:10:50,411 --> 01:10:52,711
Uh, it's being steamed.

2027
01:10:52,712 --> 01:10:55,413
I-I can't leave here
without my dress.

2028
01:10:55,415 --> 01:10:56,416
I don't believe this!

2029
01:10:56,417 --> 01:10:58,017
Let's just...

2030
01:10:58,018 --> 01:10:59,516
I don't know what's going on
with the steaming or whatever,

2031
01:10:59,518 --> 01:11:00,751
but I don't care.

2032
01:11:00,753 --> 01:11:02,021
I want the dress right here,

2033
01:11:02,022 --> 01:11:02,022
on my daughter immediately.

2034
01:11:02,956 --> 01:11:06,425
She can't wear the dress
in the car, Victoria Silk?

2035
01:11:06,427 --> 01:11:08,061
Plus sitting in traffic?

2036
01:11:08,062 --> 01:11:09,664
What does that equal?

2037
01:11:10,665 --> 01:11:11,665
Sweat wrinkles.

2038
01:11:11,666 --> 01:11:13,033
Exactly, thank you Oh my God.

2039
01:11:13,034 --> 01:11:14,632
You think of everything.

2040
01:11:14,634 --> 01:11:16,003
That's why she's Maid of Honor.

2041
01:11:16,005 --> 01:11:17,005
Let's go.

2042
01:11:20,074 --> 01:11:21,042
Don't close your eyes.

2043
01:11:21,042 --> 01:11:21,042
Just talk to me now.

2044
01:11:21,876 --> 01:11:22,842
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

2045
01:11:22,843 --> 01:11:23,909
What happened to her?

2046
01:11:23,911 --> 01:11:24,745
I'm taking her to the hospital.

2047
01:11:24,746 --> 01:11:25,844
What?

2048
01:11:25,846 --> 01:11:26,848
Somebody vomited in the bathtub.

2049
01:11:26,849 --> 01:11:28,947
She kinda o'd'ed on Xanaxes.

2050
01:11:28,949 --> 01:11:29,816
You fucking...!

2051
01:11:29,817 --> 01:11:30,582
They weren't mine!

2052
01:11:30,583 --> 01:11:31,085
Whose? Whose?

2053
01:11:31,086 --> 01:11:31,086
Trevor!

2054
01:11:31,786 --> 01:11:33,332
Trevor.

2055
01:11:45,333 --> 01:11:46,399
What do you want?

2056
01:11:46,401 --> 01:11:48,335
Wait. You actually....

2057
01:11:48,336 --> 01:11:50,503
Car Five, are we ready? Good!

2058
01:11:50,505 --> 01:11:52,106
You can't just barge
in here like that.

2059
01:11:52,107 --> 01:11:52,107
Oh.

2060
01:11:52,673 --> 01:11:54,473
Hey.

2061
01:11:54,475 --> 01:11:56,110
Holy shit!

2062
01:11:56,111 --> 01:11:57,231
What the fuck are you doing?

2063
01:11:57,979 --> 01:11:59,946
Why the fuck did you do that?

2064
01:11:59,947 --> 01:12:02,883
Ah! Come here.

2065
01:12:06,755 --> 01:12:08,656
You motherfucker!

2066
01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:09,687
It's me! It's me, it's me.

2067
01:12:09,689 --> 01:12:10,722
Where are you?

2068
01:12:10,724 --> 01:12:11,789
We're getting into the car.

2069
01:12:11,791 --> 01:12:12,928
Okay, I'm on my way.

2070
01:12:12,930 --> 01:12:14,428
All right.
Meet me there, ese.

2071
01:12:15,998 --> 01:12:17,098
Oh, God.

2072
01:12:17,099 --> 01:12:18,836
Okay, let's get to the wedding.

2073
01:12:20,836 --> 01:12:22,745
Fuck!

2074
01:12:29,745 --> 01:12:30,643
Hey.

2075
01:12:30,644 --> 01:12:31,710
How is she?

2076
01:12:31,712 --> 01:12:32,579
They're saying she's fine.

2077
01:12:32,580 --> 01:12:33,613
You okay?
You okay?

2078
01:12:33,615 --> 01:12:35,949
Okay, I'll go, I'll go
with you to the hospital.

2079
01:12:35,951 --> 01:12:37,116
No, she wants us to
go to the wedding!

2080
01:12:37,118 --> 01:12:38,551
She keeps saying
go to the wedding.

2081
01:12:38,552 --> 01:12:39,886
They don't even have
to pump her stomach.

2082
01:12:39,888 --> 01:12:40,654
They're just checking
her as a precaution.

2083
01:12:40,655 --> 01:12:41,589
Really?

2084
01:12:41,590 --> 01:12:42,820
Regan saved her life.

2085
01:12:42,822 --> 01:12:44,089
That woman is fucked
in the head, but...

2086
01:12:44,091 --> 01:12:45,060
She's a good friend.

2087
01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:45,060
Yeah, I know.

2088
01:12:45,927 --> 01:12:46,960
Okay.

2089
01:12:46,962 --> 01:12:47,629
I'll see you at the wedding!

2090
01:12:47,630 --> 01:12:48,630
Okay.

2091
01:12:52,969 --> 01:12:53,969
Taxi!

2092
01:12:55,904 --> 01:12:57,638
Hey, Gena.

2093
01:12:57,640 --> 01:12:58,706
I need to talk to you.

2094
01:12:58,707 --> 01:13:00,540
No. No. Clyde.

2095
01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:02,010
Get in the cab!

2096
01:13:02,011 --> 01:13:02,011
Isn't that dress supposed to
be on the bride right now?

2097
01:13:02,877 --> 01:13:04,848
Yes! Get in the car!

2098
01:13:06,848 --> 01:13:09,649
Sir! S... I will suck your dick

2099
01:13:09,651 --> 01:13:10,786
if you get us
there in two minutes.

2100
01:13:10,788 --> 01:13:13,487
Look, I... I think we might
be meant for each other.

2101
01:13:13,488 --> 01:13:15,189
And I'm not kidding
Scratch that.

2102
01:13:15,190 --> 01:13:15,190
This guy will suck your dick.

2103
01:13:15,958 --> 01:13:18,726
Look, and it's not just
because we have like,

2104
01:13:18,727 --> 01:13:20,596
the greatest sex I... whoa!

2105
01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:21,728
Whoa!

2106
01:13:21,730 --> 01:13:23,010
See, I, your body
looks so great.

2107
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:24,000
Shut up.

2108
01:13:24,967 --> 01:13:26,501
I love your body so much.

2109
01:13:26,502 --> 01:13:28,567
Oh my God, you cannot
just fuck things

2110
01:13:28,569 --> 01:13:29,636
into being better.

2111
01:13:29,638 --> 01:13:30,838
Then tell me what I should do.

2112
01:13:32,441 --> 01:13:34,175
I'm getting married.

2113
01:13:34,177 --> 01:13:35,845
I'm getting married
in my pajamas.

2114
01:13:35,846 --> 01:13:37,845
Honey, you've just
got to calm down.

2115
01:13:37,846 --> 01:13:39,513
I don't think she's
got the dress.

2116
01:13:39,514 --> 01:13:41,450
Honey, just don't
pay any mind to it.

2117
01:13:41,451 --> 01:13:43,117
It's all fucked up.

2118
01:13:43,119 --> 01:13:45,088
I'm gonna walk in
wearing my pajamas

2119
01:13:45,089 --> 01:13:47,688
like I'm fucking
Michael Jackson.

2120
01:13:47,689 --> 01:13:49,957
It's like I've been
at a fucking concert

2121
01:13:49,959 --> 01:13:50,857
for the past decade.

2122
01:13:50,858 --> 01:13:51,694
A concert?

2123
01:13:51,695 --> 01:13:53,960
Yeah, it's a, it's a metaphor.

2124
01:13:53,962 --> 01:13:56,797
Okay? It's like I've been
at a concert... Okay.

2125
01:13:56,798 --> 01:13:57,896
And I'm swaying back and forth

2126
01:13:57,898 --> 01:13:58,698
and somebody
passes me something,

2127
01:13:58,699 --> 01:14:01,702
and I drink it or smoke it...
Smoke it?

2128
01:14:01,703 --> 01:14:03,072
you know,
it doesn't matter!

2129
01:14:03,073 --> 01:14:03,073
Shut up!

2130
01:14:03,806 --> 01:14:04,774
I hate you!

2131
01:14:04,775 --> 01:14:06,107
And I hate you!

2132
01:14:06,109 --> 01:14:07,876
I hope you fucking die!

2133
01:14:07,877 --> 01:14:10,644
It's gonna be waiting
for us there, right?

2134
01:14:10,646 --> 01:14:12,247
I'm right about that,
aren't I, Regan,

2135
01:14:12,248 --> 01:14:13,483
so quiet in the back.

2136
01:14:13,485 --> 01:14:15,051
Come on, Gena, you can do this.

2137
01:14:15,052 --> 01:14:16,118
Take a left here.

2138
01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:17,751
In the past 24 hours,

2139
01:14:17,753 --> 01:14:19,720
I've realized that I don't
even like the concert.

2140
01:14:19,721 --> 01:14:20,787
I don't like the music.

2141
01:14:20,789 --> 01:14:21,921
I don't like the band.

2142
01:14:21,923 --> 01:14:22,758
None of it.

2143
01:14:22,759 --> 01:14:26,027
I-I... And like, maybe,
if I had just picked

2144
01:14:26,029 --> 01:14:27,196
a different fucking band,

2145
01:14:27,197 --> 01:14:30,732
maybe I woulda had a better
time at the concert.

2146
01:14:30,734 --> 01:14:32,503
I really think I'm
in love with you.

2147
01:14:32,504 --> 01:14:34,769
Oh my God, if you
take Park Avenue,

2148
01:14:34,771 --> 01:14:37,275
I will fucking end
you I will end you!

2149
01:14:38,275 --> 01:14:39,808
Of all the things you've done

2150
01:14:39,810 --> 01:14:41,544
in the entire time
we've known each other,

2151
01:14:41,545 --> 01:14:43,011
this is the worst.

2152
01:14:43,013 --> 01:14:45,547
You fucking blonde cunt!

2153
01:14:45,548 --> 01:14:47,948
This is shit!

2154
01:14:47,950 --> 01:14:49,050
Hold it, hold it, hold it!

2155
01:14:49,052 --> 01:14:50,220
I saved the day!
I saved the day!

2156
01:14:50,222 --> 01:14:52,155
Okay, okay.

2157
01:14:52,156 --> 01:14:53,189
Let's do this!

2158
01:14:53,191 --> 01:14:54,525
Okay. Okay.

2159
01:14:55,526 --> 01:14:56,846
All right,
let's get this shit on.

2160
01:14:57,528 --> 01:14:58,595
Now, put your arms up!

2161
01:14:58,596 --> 01:14:59,930
Got it?

2162
01:15:00,931 --> 01:15:02,668
Let me get the veil,
so it doesn't...

2163
01:15:04,669 --> 01:15:05,570
We got the dress!

2164
01:15:05,571 --> 01:15:11,707
Yeah! Yeah! Heck yeah!

2165
01:15:11,709 --> 01:15:13,310
Wa-wa-wa-wait-wait.

2166
01:15:13,311 --> 01:15:15,912
What happened to it?

2167
01:15:15,913 --> 01:15:16,980
What happened there?

2168
01:15:17,981 --> 01:15:19,881
Tell me. Tell me!

2169
01:15:19,883 --> 01:15:21,950
It's just, there's a little rip.

2170
01:15:21,952 --> 01:15:23,020
The stitching.

2171
01:15:23,021 --> 01:15:24,053
'Cause it ripped a little bit.

2172
01:15:24,054 --> 01:15:24,054
And that's just like a tin...

2173
01:15:24,955 --> 01:15:28,792
like a little blood
and, and semen.

2174
01:15:28,793 --> 01:15:30,192
What?

2175
01:15:30,193 --> 01:15:31,062
I don't know if it's semen.
It might be semen.

2176
01:15:31,064 --> 01:15:32,262
You ruined it!

2177
01:15:32,263 --> 01:15:33,327
Shh. It's okay.

2178
01:15:33,329 --> 01:15:34,698
No, you don't see it.
I swear.

2179
01:15:41,272 --> 01:15:44,673
Oh fuck.

2180
01:15:44,675 --> 01:15:46,243
I can't do this.

2181
01:15:46,245 --> 01:15:47,310
Rebecca Archer!

2182
01:15:47,312 --> 01:15:48,578
You're going to walk down that

2183
01:15:48,579 --> 01:15:50,716
aisle and you are going to
marry the man down there.

2184
01:15:52,717 --> 01:15:55,752
Everyone thinks I'm
too fat for him.

2185
01:15:55,753 --> 01:15:56,790
Fuck everyone!

2186
01:16:00,791 --> 01:16:02,758
Right!

2187
01:16:02,759 --> 01:16:04,628
Fuck everyone!

2188
01:16:04,629 --> 01:16:05,794
Yeah!
Fuck everyone!

2189
01:16:05,796 --> 01:16:06,796
I like ice cream!

2190
01:16:06,998 --> 01:16:09,732
Fuck everyone!

2191
01:16:09,733 --> 01:16:10,267
Yes!

2192
01:16:10,269 --> 01:16:11,306
Okay. Flowers.

2193
01:16:15,307 --> 01:16:17,673
You're beautiful.

2194
01:16:17,675 --> 01:16:19,649
Give me a hug.

2195
01:16:24,649 --> 01:16:26,917
Wait, uh, you go-going?

2196
01:16:26,919 --> 01:16:28,318
No. I have
vomit on me.

2197
01:16:28,319 --> 01:16:30,365
Okay. Right. Okay.

2198
01:17:16,067 --> 01:17:17,670
I would like to close this
ceremony with a blessing.

2199
01:17:17,672 --> 01:17:21,206
But it is as timeless and
enduring as love itself.

2200
01:17:21,207 --> 01:17:23,307
Now you will feel no cold,

2201
01:17:23,309 --> 01:17:26,277
for each of you will
be warm to the other.

2202
01:17:26,278 --> 01:17:28,946
Now you will feel no loneliness,

2203
01:17:28,948 --> 01:17:32,184
for each of you will be
a companion... Wait.

2204
01:17:32,185 --> 01:17:34,185
Are you crying?

2205
01:17:34,186 --> 01:17:36,219
Come on.

2206
01:17:36,221 --> 01:17:38,826
You haven't cried since Thomas J.
Died in My Girl.

2207
01:17:40,827 --> 01:17:42,126
It's a perfect wedding.

2208
01:17:49,435 --> 01:17:50,745
Are we gonna be okay, you guys?

2209
01:17:59,746 --> 01:18:02,747
Let's toast to something, okay?

2210
01:18:02,748 --> 01:18:03,483
All right.

2211
01:18:03,485 --> 01:18:04,849
What should we drink to?

2212
01:18:04,850 --> 01:18:06,251
To the EMT crew.

2213
01:18:06,253 --> 01:18:07,253
Sure.

2214
01:18:08,221 --> 01:18:11,389
To never doing any
of that ever again.

2215
01:18:11,391 --> 01:18:12,795
Cheers.

2216
01:18:15,795 --> 01:18:18,029
Oh, fuck it, let's
just get a drink.

2217
01:18:18,031 --> 01:18:18,830
Yes!

2218
01:18:18,931 --> 01:18:24,102
♫

2219
01:18:24,104 --> 01:18:25,337
How, how are you
feeling... I mean,

2220
01:18:25,339 --> 01:18:27,371
you drank quite a bit.

2221
01:18:27,373 --> 01:18:29,242
I really like you a lot.

2222
01:18:29,243 --> 01:18:31,777
Well, I like you too.

2223
01:18:31,779 --> 01:18:33,145
But I don't know what to do

2224
01:18:33,146 --> 01:18:34,847
when I'm around somebody I like,

2225
01:18:34,849 --> 01:18:39,318
except for sleep with
them or get really drunk.

2226
01:18:39,319 --> 01:18:41,886
I-I mean, you can
just be nice to them.

2227
01:18:41,888 --> 01:18:43,524
I'll be nice to you,
you be nice to me.

2228
01:18:43,525 --> 01:18:44,524
Really?

2229
01:18:44,525 --> 01:18:46,090
That's what people do, yeah.

2230
01:18:46,092 --> 01:18:47,859
Thank you for letting
me copy your homework.

2231
01:18:47,860 --> 01:18:48,860
You're welcome.

2232
01:18:48,995 --> 01:18:50,964
Thank you for,
for not dying today.

2233
01:18:50,965 --> 01:18:52,164
Mm.

2234
01:18:52,166 --> 01:18:53,100
It's kinda blowing my mind.

2235
01:18:53,101 --> 01:18:56,502
I feel like, like for
the last decade,

2236
01:18:56,503 --> 01:18:59,505
I've been at like, at a concert.
Right? Just kinda...

2237
01:18:59,506 --> 01:19:01,441
Oh please take your
self-actualization

2238
01:19:01,442 --> 01:19:02,907
somewhere else.

2239
01:19:02,909 --> 01:19:04,208
I'm trying to sleep.

2240
01:19:05,044 --> 01:19:06,854
Oh, hey, you guys.

2241
01:19:13,854 --> 01:19:14,452
Hello.

2242
01:19:14,454 --> 01:19:15,522
Is this working?

2243
01:19:15,524 --> 01:19:17,823
Uh, testing, testing, testing.

2244
01:19:17,824 --> 01:19:20,260
Sibilance, sibilance.

2245
01:19:20,262 --> 01:19:22,162
Tom Hanks, SNL.

2246
01:19:22,163 --> 01:19:25,331
Um, uh, Becky and Dale.

2247
01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:28,467
Such a beautiful wedding.

2248
01:19:28,469 --> 01:19:33,872
Yeah. A gorgeous wedding.

2249
01:19:33,874 --> 01:19:35,310
I think we all felt
like stars tonight

2250
01:19:35,311 --> 01:19:39,578
in the sky of your love Yeah!

2251
01:19:39,580 --> 01:19:42,482
So, Dale, you said something
to me last night.

2252
01:19:42,483 --> 01:19:44,417
You said that when you
find the right girl...

2253
01:19:44,418 --> 01:19:45,852
Did you go out last night?

2254
01:19:45,854 --> 01:19:49,489
When you, when
you got it uh, good,

2255
01:19:49,490 --> 01:19:53,193
you don't do anything
to screw it up.

2256
01:19:53,195 --> 01:19:58,531
But for some people, um,
and I'm one of them,

2257
01:19:58,532 --> 01:20:00,367
I think you have to screw it up

2258
01:20:00,368 --> 01:20:04,069
uh, before you realize
that you've got it good.

2259
01:20:04,071 --> 01:20:06,873
I-I I'm just excited
because Gena and I,

2260
01:20:06,874 --> 01:20:08,309
we had sex last night.

2261
01:20:08,311 --> 01:20:09,443
What the fuck?

2262
01:20:09,445 --> 01:20:10,943
We did, but like
who cares, right?

2263
01:20:10,944 --> 01:20:11,579
I-I can say that.

2264
01:20:11,580 --> 01:20:13,179
Can I say that?

2265
01:20:13,181 --> 01:20:17,918
But the thing is, is when
we're having sex, it's fine,

2266
01:20:17,919 --> 01:20:24,391
I put my penis uh, into um,
Gena's vagina... Please.

2267
01:20:24,393 --> 01:20:26,361
And then I took it out.

2268
01:20:26,362 --> 01:20:29,462
And then I, I put it in again.

2269
01:20:29,464 --> 01:20:30,763
And then I took it out.

2270
01:20:30,999 --> 01:20:34,334
And then it just kinda went
on like that for a while.

2271
01:20:34,336 --> 01:20:35,570
And I, what I realized

2272
01:20:35,572 --> 01:20:38,172
was I wanted to
just keep doing that

2273
01:20:38,173 --> 01:20:41,208
for the rest of my life.

2274
01:20:41,209 --> 01:20:45,412
That's kinda where
I am at right now.

2275
01:20:45,414 --> 01:20:46,882
Uh, but that's not the only
reason I'm up here.

2276
01:20:46,884 --> 01:20:53,153
I'm also um, here to,

2277
01:20:53,155 --> 01:20:56,491
When I wake up,
well you know I'm gonna be,

2278
01:20:56,492 --> 01:21:00,226
I'm gonna be the man who
wakes up next to you.

2279
01:21:00,228 --> 01:21:01,562
Stop it! Stop it!

2280
01:21:01,563 --> 01:21:04,531
When I get out, well
you know I'm gonna be,

2281
01:21:04,532 --> 01:21:08,136
I'm gonna be the man who...
yeah, really? Okay.

2282
01:21:08,138 --> 01:21:10,371
No, I can't sing.

2283
01:21:10,373 --> 01:21:12,440
But you understand what
I was trying to do?

2284
01:21:12,442 --> 01:21:14,042
Yeah.

2285
01:21:14,043 --> 01:21:15,274
Yeah? All right.

2286
01:21:15,276 --> 01:21:16,379
Well, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna pass it off...

2287
01:21:22,618 --> 01:21:25,954
♫When I wake up, well
I know I'm gonna be... ♫

2288
01:21:25,955 --> 01:21:27,422
What?

2289
01:21:27,424 --> 01:21:30,124
♫I'm gonna be the man
who wakes up next to you. ♫

2290
01:21:30,125 --> 01:21:33,428
♫When I go out, well,
I know I'm gonna be, ♫

2291
01:21:33,430 --> 01:21:37,298
♫I'm gonna be the man
who goes along with you. ♫

2292
01:21:37,299 --> 01:21:40,634
♫lf I get drunk, well,
I know I'm gonna be, ♫

2293
01:21:40,636 --> 01:21:44,506
♫I'm gonna be the man who
gets drunk next to you. ♫

2294
01:21:44,507 --> 01:21:48,008
♫And if I haver, yeah,
I know I'm gonna be, ♫

2295
01:21:48,010 --> 01:21:50,344
♫I'm gonna be the man
who's havering to you. ♫

2296
01:21:50,345 --> 01:21:51,311
Call me.

2297
01:21:51,312 --> 01:21:52,111
Come to the bathroom.

2298
01:21:52,113 --> 01:21:53,082
Oh, fuck off!

2299
01:21:53,083 --> 01:21:55,550
♫ I would walk 500 Miles ♫

2300
01:21:55,551 --> 01:21:59,522
♫ and I would walk 500 more ♫

2301
01:21:59,523 --> 01:22:03,959
♫just to be the man who
walked a 1000 miles ♫

2302
01:22:03,961 --> 01:22:06,495
♫ to fall down at your door ♫

2303
01:22:06,496 --> 01:22:10,264
♫Da d-da da, da d-da,
da d-da, da d-da ♫