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(VOCALIZING)
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-You know I'm throwing it up
-Hey!
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All across my city
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-And if you roam with us
-Hey!
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It ain't gonna be pretty
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We always keep it one hundred,
hundred
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No, we never go 50
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-And we be shuttin' it down
-Hey!
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So who comin' with me?
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Oh, someone figure it out
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Let me break it down
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And if you don't know now
what I'm talking about
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Say, "Oh!"
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-We gonna shout it from the rooftop
-Hey!
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'Cause we want everyone to know
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-Shout it from the rooftop
-Hey!
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If you're ready, come on
Here we go
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-Shout it out with me
-Hey!
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-This is how it's gonna be
-Hey!
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We get it going like...
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(VOCALIZING)
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(BEEPING)
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-Come on and get in the sun
-Hey!
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Why you waitin'?
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-And if you wanna go home
-Hey!
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You better watch what you're sayin'
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'Cause we only gonna turn things up
We're never fadin'
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-And if you wanna get down
-Hey!
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It ain't complicated
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Oh, someone figure it out
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Okay. Let's do this.
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-We gonna shout it from the rooftop
-Hey!
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'Cause we want everyone to know
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-Shout it from the rooftop
-Hey!
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If you're ready, come on
Here we go
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-Shout it out with me
-Hey!
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-This is how it's gonna be
-Hey!
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We get it going like...
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(VOCALIZING)
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(HISSES)
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Up on the roof with the party hats
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Turning it up
till we make it right
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Turn turntables
and we'll never stop
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-Rooftop
-Hey!
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'Cause we want everyone to know
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Oh.
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-Shout it from the rooftop
-Hey!
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If you're ready, come on
Here we go
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Shout it out with me
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We have a winner!
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-Shout it from the rooftop
-Hey!
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If you're ready... (VOCALIZING)
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(CHIMING)
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(GROANS)
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Monica, it's prom!
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How can you still be in bed?
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MONICA: I know, I was up till 2:30
doing my hair poll.
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Which style won?
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MONICA: The side-do.
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I knew it!
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MONICA: Mmm.
All is right with my universe.
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I'm tracking way ahead
in the prom queen election.
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And everything's set.
Date. Dress. Shoes.
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And as of last night, hair.
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-(SCREAMING)
-What? What is it?
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(GASPING)
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(STAMMERING)
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How did this happen?
It was fine when I went to bed!
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It's like... All crispy.
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Okay, um, bacon crispy?
Or dried-leaf crispy?
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Oh! I just broke it.
I just broke off a piece of my hair.
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So bacon crispy.
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Hold on.
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Oh.
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"Do not add heat or curl."
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"Do not mix with other products."
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"Do not leave on overnight."
I did all of these things!
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Okay, um, how many products
did you use?
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Well, the site was getting all this traffic,
so I kept trying new styles.
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(MOANING)
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My dress, my dress, my dress.
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Wait, the one that got
the most votes ever last week...
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The one that was, like, plastic?
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It's, like, melted.
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What the...
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Everyone voted for the little ones,
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so I put them
in these shoe expander things.
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Think, Monica, think.
These are material objects.
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They can be repaired.
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I just need to do
a little bit of research. Okay.
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What? No! This is impossible.
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What? What? What now?
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The prom queen election
tracking software I made,
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I'm now in a dead heat
with Ashley Mendlebach.
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SIERRA: If she wins, evil will triumph.
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Our school will be plunged
into eternal darkness.
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This day cannot possibly get worse.
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(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
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Wait, stay on the line. Hello?
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Hello. Monica Reeves?
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MONICA: Speaking.
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This is the Department of Motor Vehicles
calling to schedule your driver's test.
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Yes! Finally!
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Our first available is April 11th.
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That was two weeks ago.
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Of next year.
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Next year? Are you kidding me?
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Oh, budget cuts.
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Well, but I'll be in college next year.
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I have to get my license this summer.
Don't you have anything sooner?
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I have 2:00 p.m. today.
Can you do 2:00 p.m. today?
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'Cause nobody else can.
Apparently it's prom or something.
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No. Not today. I can't do today.
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Next year it is, then.
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Fine. I'll take today.
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Just show up 10 minutes before
your scheduled appointment. Bye-bye.
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Yeah. Now I have to take
my driver's test today, too.
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I have to figure all this out.
I'll call you back.
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Okay, bye.
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Wait, what do you mean, you can't?
You're my boyfriend.
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This constitutes
emergency boyfriend duty.
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I just need a ride!
The salon, some shops, the DMV.
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I'm volunteering at the group home
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and the orphans, babe,
they count on me.
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So just call a taxi.
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But that would cost, like, $200.
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And I barely have enough
to cover my salon appointment.
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You'll figure it out. You always do.
I'll see you tonight though, okay?
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I'm super stoked.
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Me, too. Stoked... Super-ly.
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(PHONE BEEPS)
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Morning, honey. (CHUCKLING)
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Look, I'm a tech nerd now, too.
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I finally figured out
that picture posting stuff you do.
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I put up a shot of me at the hospital.
You can re-twit it to all your peoples.
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Whoa! Uh...
(CLEARS THROAT) New hairstyle?
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-Love it!
-(INHALES SHARPLY)
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Not intentional, Dad.
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(MONICA GROANING)
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My universe has been destroyed.
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Everything I had set for prom is ruined.
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My hair is crispy. My dress is melted.
My shoes have exploded...
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Don't worry.
We'll... We'll work something out.
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I'll call in sick.
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Wait, aren't you working
at the ER today?
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Yeah. So?
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You can't call in sick. You're a nurse.
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People are counting on you to be,
you know, kept alive.
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-I'll be okay.
-You sure?
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Yeah! (CHUCKLING) I'm sure.
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So... Um...
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High five.
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Ooh!
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I don't want to push you.
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But it is the week,
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-(SIGHS)
-so you have to make a choice.
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I get why you're leaning towards State.
I went to State.
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It's a fine school. A fun school.
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But you've been given...
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A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I know.
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Uh... Can we maybe
talk about this later?
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Yeah. If you need anything today,
just call me up,
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or, yo, text me up. Ho!
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Just text. No up.
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-No up.
-No up.
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Dad, is this a bedpan?
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DAD: Pretty dope, huh?
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(GROANING)
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(SIGHS)
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(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
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It's hopeless. I'm stranded here.
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Okay. I can try
and pick you up on my 10-speed.
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-Yeah. That's... That's a terrible idea.
-Yeah.
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Okay, um, what is that?
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Oh, this?
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I, uh, found it at a pawn shop, actually.
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Thirteen bucks. Pretty awesome, eh?
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It's the one part of my outfit
that isn't ruined.
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Did you ever have people vote on it?
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Uh, no. I... I actually just really liked it.
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-What? Do... Do you not like it?
-(DOORBELL RINGING)
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Who's that?
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-Uh, I don't know. I'll... I'll call you later.
-Okay, bye.
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(MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)
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Come on.
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(MUTTERING)
Hello. We don't have all day.
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Uh, good morning.
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Good morning.
Uh, I'm Officer Liz McRogersburger.
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FBI, Special Criminal Investigation Unit.
Dayton County Bureau.
190
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Is this about the Gottlieb twins
191
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blowing up
the Abrahamians' lawn gnome?
192
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Because I told Mrs. Abrahamian
I did not see anything.
193
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No, no, no,
this has nothing to do with Abraham
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or his decorative garden ware, ma'am.
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I just need to ask you a few questions
and then I'll be out of your, um...
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(CLEARING THROAT) Hair.
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-Stay here.
-Well, I...
198
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-You're with the FBI?
-That's right.
199
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The American FBI?
200
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,360
Oh, I'm sorry.
Is my Russian accent throwing you off?
201
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Yes, yes, it would be the American FBI.
Can I please come in?
202
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Oh, do you have a warrant?
203
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Not technically...
204
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Then no.
205
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Okay, wow, um...
206
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You're cautious. I respect that.
Okay, let's get to work.
207
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Tell me what you know about this.
208
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Never seen it before.
209
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-(CLICKS TONGUE) Ah.
-Mmm-hmm.
210
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I'm gonna need you to think harder.
211
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You see, it's a felony
to lie to a federal agent.
212
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Mmm, actually, it's not. It's only a crime
to lie under oath in a court of law.
213
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Lying to a federal officer?
(CHUCKLES) Just impolite.
214
00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,880
Also, you're not a federal officer.
215
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,240
Yes, I am. I'm with the FBI.
216
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Right. What bureau again?
Oh, Dayton County?
217
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Dayton County, yes.
218
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-Yeah, see, I'm on the FBI website.
-I see that.
219
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And there's no bureau in Dayton County.
220
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There is,
you're just looking in the wrong place.
221
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,640
Oh, let me see your badge again.
222
00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,240
Um...
223
00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:09,880
Okay. Okay, I'm not with the FBI.
224
00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:14,680
Cool, cool. So would you like
to tell me who you really are,
225
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:17,360
you know,
before I call the real authorities?
226
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'Cause, see,
impersonating a federal officer?
227
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(INHALES) That is a felony.
228
00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,640
Okay, here's the deal.
I'm a private investigator.
229
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And I'm working for a client
who would like to remain anonymous.
230
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They're looking for this necklace
231
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and they're willing to pay
a considerable reward.
232
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Is that your car?
233
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Yeah. Pretty sweet, eh?
234
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(CHUCKLES) Sweet. Sure.
235
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-Come in.
-Now you're letting me in?
236
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,880
You're, like, 5'1".
What could you possibly do?
237
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,720
Hey, I am five foot...
Okay, you know what?
238
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Let's not squabble
over little details, okay?
239
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-(CHUCKLING) Little, indeed.
-Yeah.
240
00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:02,920
You're one to talk. That extra inch
you've got on me is really intimidating.
241
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,600
No one cuts a hedge like you,
Mr. Nedermeyer. (LAUGHS)
242
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:16,000
You know, you should upgrade
your alarm system.
243
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,960
Yeah, you can neutralize
that particular console
244
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with a pipe cleaner and a cell phone.
245
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,080
Well, let's hope we're not robbed
246
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by any third graders
coming from arts and crafts.
247
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Lovely home. Rugged.
248
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Good use of brown.
249
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Oh, my dad picked it.
You want something to drink?
250
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Yeah, water.
251
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,960
Tap. No ice.
252
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,440
So... (CHUCKLES)
253
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,440
This necklace, it's valuable?
254
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,400
No. No. It's just costume jewelry. Yeah.
255
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,560
-But it has sentimental value.
-Ah, okay.
256
00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,160
Yeah.
When was the last time you saw it?
257
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,600
-What makes you think I've seen it?
-(SCOFFING)
258
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,000
I've been at this game a long time.
259
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,360
What game?
260
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,480
The crime game.
261
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,400
Oh, so this is about a crime?
262
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,720
I didn't say that.
263
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:09,880
You implied it.
264
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,520
I don't think I did.
265
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:15,000
Look, no offense, but if you really
are a private investigator,
266
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,720
you're a pretty terrible one.
267
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,080
How long have I been in your house?
268
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,480
I don't know. Thirty seconds?
269
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,080
Thirty seconds. Okay.
270
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,280
Thirty seconds and here's
what I've learned about you.
271
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,440
Okay, you're a high school senior.
You're allergic to nickel.
272
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:29,960
You're young for your class.
273
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:33,120
You're dating a jock-politician
who's popular but soulless.
274
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,760
You live alone with Dad, no siblings,
275
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,600
because Mom left
when you were really young.
276
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:38,720
How'd I do?
277
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,640
How did you...
278
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,800
Your class ring is from this year.
It's pewter, not gold, so no nickel.
279
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,960
And on the mantel
is your middle school diploma
280
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,880
from three years ago,
so you skipped a year.
281
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,920
And then there on the fridge is this cute
little picture of you and Mr. Wonderful.
282
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,400
Eleven cause ribbons.
283
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:58,080
(GASPING MOCKINGLY) Enough said.
Now, on to the color brown,
284
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:02,320
a color clearly chosen by a man who had
absolutely no input from his wife.
285
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,440
And since I can't see a single picture
of a mom anywhere,
286
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,760
I'm guessing she left a long time ago
and you guys are not happy about it.
287
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,480
And, you know,
the only thing that I can't figure out
288
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,560
is what the heck
is going on with your hair.
289
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,320
Um... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
290
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:21,160
Well, you're wrong about my boyfriend.
He's not soulless.
291
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:22,280
Oh, he's not.
292
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,680
-He helps orphans.
-He helps orphans.
293
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:24,800
He helps orphans.
294
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:27,320
(SARCASTICALLY) Oh, my gosh,
I didn't know that.
295
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,880
He does.
296
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,480
Okay. Well, we can go back and forth
like this all day
297
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,720
or you can give me the necklace
298
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,320
and I can arrange
for you to get a reward.
299
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,720
Well, I don't have the necklace.
300
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,480
Yes, you do.
I know you got it at a pawn shop
301
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,720
-a couple of weeks ago. Yeah.
-How could you possibly know that?
302
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:42,080
Because the owner showed me
the credit card record.
303
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:46,400
Yeah. Uh-oh. He fell for the FBI thing.
304
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,080
All 5'1" of it. (CLICKS TONGUE)
305
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,360
-Wait here.
-Mmm-hmm.
306
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,280
Eleven cause ribbons. I don't think so.
307
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,880
Ooh! Dippy eggs.
308
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,160
Oh!
309
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,480
(CLATTERING)
310
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:24,680
Is everything okay?
311
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,560
No, no, no. It's good, it's good, it's good.
312
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,400
(STUTTERING) It's just that, you know,
I'm really... I'm just, um...
313
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:33,040
This brown, it's really... It's really...
It's growing on me.
314
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,920
Here's the deal.
I know where your necklace is.
315
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,080
Ha!
316
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,080
But I don't want a reward, I want a ride.
317
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,200
What?
318
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:54,640
Today's my prom. I've suffered
some, hmm, logistical setbacks.
319
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,440
I need four things. Hair, dress, shoes,
and I have to take my driver's test today.
320
00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,960
-Today? You...
-Long story.
321
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,800
I'll get you your necklace.
322
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,080
But you need to drive me
to these places first.
323
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,320
-No, no...
-Wait. It'll only be a few hours.
324
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,440
And then we both get what we want.
325
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,240
Fine.
326
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,960
You may want to put a hat on that first.
327
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,280
Mmm.
328
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,880
(WATER BUBBLING)
329
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,720
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
330
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,720
Hello?
331
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,040
Hello?
332
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,600
Hello!
333
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,000
(GASPS)
334
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,880
Forgive the dramatic entrance,
335
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,360
but I'm in a bit of a rush.
336
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,080
I'm looking for a certain necklace.
337
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,440
(STUTTERING) A necklace?
338
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,840
-Ugh!
-What is all this stuff?
339
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,920
LIZ: Nothing.
340
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,480
It doesn't look like nothing.
341
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:23,040
It looks like some highly illegal
aftermarket surveillance gear.
342
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,240
That's a high-frequency
radar jammer, right?
343
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,760
That's, like, police level.
344
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,160
Though you may
want to tune to the Ka-band
345
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,080
to decrease frequency noise.
346
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,360
You're pretty savvy for someone
who can't use a curling iron.
347
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:38,680
MONICA: Is that a gun?
348
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,520
LIZ: No, no, no, no.
That is not. That's not.
349
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:45,400
Okay? That is a non-lethal high-voltage
stunning apparatus.
350
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,000
-Sweet.
-No, it's not sweet.
351
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,080
It is very un-sweet, okay?
352
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,400
That thing can drop
an elephant at 25 feet.
353
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,760
Wait, what's with the red button?
354
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:51,880
Don't touch the red button.
355
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,040
But I want to touch the red button.
356
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,640
No, don't touch...
Haven't you seen movies, okay?
357
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,440
Nothing good ever comes out of it
when someone touches the red button.
358
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,160
So... (SCOFFS)
359
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:04,440
Did this bucket of bolts used to be
a cab or something?
360
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,640
What? What? Okay, so...
361
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,320
Brando is a custom super-charged
362
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,640
inline-eight police-caliber
powerhouse, okay.
363
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,040
He has bulletproof glass.
That's right. That's right.
364
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,600
Sixteen-channel emergency-band radio,
365
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:22,320
and right there is built-in video
surveillance panel, seat warmers. Ooh!
366
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,000
"Brando"? Your car has a name.
367
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,400
Yeah. After Marlon Brando.
368
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,080
The most famous actor of our time,
Marlon Brando.
369
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,160
Hmm, nothing. No.
370
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,080
See, that is amazing to me.
I don't understand that.
371
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,200
I don't.
372
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,760
(SIGHING) Why can't I get a signal?
373
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,360
Well, because Brando,
he's got, you know,
374
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,480
magnetic shielding, jams infrared.
375
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,240
I can't get a signal in this thing?
376
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,360
No.
377
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:48,760
But I've been, like,
offline for six minutes.
378
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:52,080
Tonight's my prom
and I'm running for prom queen.
379
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,080
Wha... Do you know
how much I've already missed?
380
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,160
How many posts?
Status updates? Emails?
381
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,520
Good! Okay, I don't trust that stuff.
382
00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,880
It is bad news, it's a way for people
383
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,600
to track you
and know exactly where you are.
384
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,920
But I want people to know where I am.
That's the point.
385
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,800
Yeah, we...
We actually have apps for that.
386
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,560
-Pal Spotter.
-Pal Spotter.
387
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:13,000
Yeah. It lets people know
where everyone is, at every second.
388
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,800
-That is terrifying to me, right.
-Okay.
389
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,280
Okay, here's what you need,
here's what you need.
390
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,400
You need one of these, okay?
391
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,000
No one has any idea where I am,
all right?
392
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,440
It doesn't even hold contacts,
I don't think.
393
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,200
Built in 2002.
394
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,960
Oh, no. Water polo hotties. Hide.
395
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,360
"Water polo hotties"? Is it like a gang?
What is it?
396
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,680
They... They don't look very dangerous.
397
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,000
They go to my school.
398
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,160
I can't let them see me
in this freak-mobile.
399
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,720
Uh, I'm sorry, "freak-mobile"?
400
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,640
Did you just...
You called Brando a freak-mobile.
401
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,800
All right, let's play that game.
402
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,640
-Wait, wait. What are...
-Yeah. Let's play that game.
403
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,160
No, please don't do that. Please!
404
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:48,400
-(CAR STEREO BLARING)
-Hey, you with the stupid glasses.
405
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:52,520
Yeah, you. Turn your radio down.
It's a nuisance.
406
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:56,040
Municipal Code 5617-1B.
407
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:59,560
What's your problem?
Monica? Is that you?
408
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:06,240
Hi, Braiden. Aiden. Jasper. Toby.
Other Aiden. (CHUCKLING)
409
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,320
Congrats on your win last night.
410
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,000
That three-three offense is
really working for you guys.
411
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,760
Thanks. See ya.
412
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,560
Turn the music down, please.
413
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,720
(STEREO CONTINUES BLARING)
414
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,800
MONICA: Well, that could not
have gone any worse.
415
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:22,880
(GASPING)
416
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,640
(SIREN BLARING)
417
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,760
MONICA: Wait. You're a cop?
418
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,400
LIZ: Not really.
You can get one of these for $21.99.
419
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:33,760
Pull over! Pull your little small car over!
420
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:38,480
Take your energy-efficient vehicle
and stop it! There you go.
421
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,320
MONICA: What are you doing?
Don't get out of the car!
422
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,280
Sunglasses off, now!
423
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,200
(SWITCHES STEREO OFF)
424
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:53,200
Guess what? I have a windshield cam,
it caught you littering on a public road.
425
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:57,200
Yeah. So, see, I'm within my rights
to perform a citizen's arrest
426
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,200
and have you turned over
to the authorities.
427
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,600
Yeah.
Which is a $500 fine or two nights in jail.
428
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,640
Your choice. But, uh...
429
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,280
I'm guessing
since you're such pretty boys,
430
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:07,680
you don't want to do that.
431
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:08,960
Right? So...
432
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:14,480
Go back, pick up your drink,
and dispose of it properly.
433
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,240
'Kay?
434
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,200
Yes, ma'am.
435
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,480
Ma'am. That's right. Ma'am.
436
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:26,160
Get some haircuts. All of you.
You look ridiculous.
437
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,360
Buckle up, sweet pea.
438
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,200
-I can't believe that just happened.
-That just happened.
439
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,640
Sorry!
440
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,160
(ENGINE REVVING)
441
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,280
MONICA: Do you have any idea
how many votes that probably cost me?
442
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,120
LIZ: Votes?
What? Are you running for office?
443
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,600
For prom queen.
I had the election locked up last night,
444
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,440
and now I'm falling behind.
445
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:02,280
You have real-time polling data
for prom queen election?
446
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,360
Yes.
447
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:06,600
That is why you were cozying up
to those water polo delinquents.
448
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,840
They aren't delinquents!
They are really sweet, really hot guys,
449
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,880
who happen to be slightly disrespectful
of the city's sanitation rules.
450
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,960
Why do you care about littering laws,
anyway?
451
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,280
I thought PIs were supposed to be cool.
452
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:20,040
I'm sure they are. Am, I am.
Look, why are we here?
453
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:22,840
I have a hair appointment,
and I need to return my dress.
454
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:26,840
Girl! That color looks great on you.
I got your vote tonight, right?
455
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,000
LIZ: Wow, you are
really desperate for votes.
456
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,600
Listen, I care about my community,
457
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,720
and I happen to care about
what they think of me, okay?
458
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,080
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Sounds exhausting.
459
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,280
That's why I work alone.
460
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,640
How's that going for you, Miss Cheerful?
461
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,640
Tommy, I saw the pics from the sit-in.
462
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,960
You know, I really hope you guys
save those wetlands.
463
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,880
Yeah. Then you can get back
to your drum circle.
464
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:46,960
Okay.
465
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,840
PS, thanks for all the samurai work
you did on our website.
466
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:54,320
I told you,
it's all about search engine optimization.
467
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,600
Yeah. Rad hat, by the way.
468
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,120
Ah! Ski hats, this year's berets,
know what I'm saying?
469
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,560
Totally.
470
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,840
So I got your vote tonight, right?
471
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,000
Yeah, you've got my vote.
So who is this?
472
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:10,080
Uh... Um, uh... She's my Aunt Hilda.
473
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:11,320
TOMMY: Oh, hey.
474
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,320
She's, uh, colorblind.
475
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,880
Oh, no, I'm really sorry
to hear about that.
476
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,480
-I mean...
-Yeah.
477
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,160
It's sad.
478
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:25,280
I sit at stoplights all day wondering,
"Do I stay? Do I go?"
479
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,120
Okay. Bye. (LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
480
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,880
-LIZ: Bye.
-All right, I'll see you tonight. Bye.
481
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,000
See you.
482
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,920
Really? Colorblind Aunt Hilda?
483
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,240
MONICA: Would you prefer
484
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,880
"creepy private eye strangely obsessed
with a piece of costume jewelry"?
485
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,760
But why colorblind? And why Hilda?
486
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,680
I don't know.
I don't even know your real name.
487
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,120
I somehow doubt
it's Liz McRogersburger.
488
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,960
Well, it is Liz, all right? Liz Morgan.
489
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,240
-(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
-Oh, hey, Sierra's there.
490
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,400
Who? Where?
491
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,920
Right there... There. Hey.
492
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,960
Oh, great. There's another one of you.
493
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:59,040
Hey! You're here! What?
I thought you were stuck at home.
494
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:00,520
Well, I got a ride.
495
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:05,240
Oh. Hi. I'm Sierra.
Who are you? Who is she?
496
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,200
-I'm Hilda.
-She's Liz. Long story. What's up?
497
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,720
Okay. I am totally freaking out.
498
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,840
I'm second-guessing
my colors for tonight.
499
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,640
Oh, I wish I could help you.
500
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,800
But I'm colorblind,
so it ain't gonna happen.
501
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,120
-Stop it.
-You started it.
502
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,280
Okay, okay, okay.
503
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:23,120
So did you hear? Steph and Zoey
both got in off the waitlist.
504
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,320
We're all going to State.
Monica, you have to go!
505
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,760
It's going to be such a blast.
506
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:31,840
I know, I know, it's, um...
Oh, no. I'm gonna be late.
507
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,840
Okay. Okay.
508
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,960
Whoo! What's all this stuff about State?
509
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,680
Ooh, I want to go to State.
State sounds great.
510
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,600
I'm trying to decide
which college to go to.
511
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,120
And, you know, all my friends
are going to go to State next year,
512
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,400
but I got into one other place.
513
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,480
What's that?
The University of I-Can't-Do-Hair?
514
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:48,680
MIT.
515
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,520
What?
516
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,560
You got into the Massachusetts
Institute of Technology,
517
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,800
and you're debating that or State?
518
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,400
I... How is that even a choice
in your head?
519
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,120
Because everybody I know
is going to State, okay?
520
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,080
At MIT, I would... I'd be a nobody.
521
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,440
And that's a bad thing?
522
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,800
Hi. Monica Reeves. I have an 11:30.
523
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,720
(IN FRENCH ACCENT) It's 11:33.
524
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,320
Uh, yeah, I'm a smidge late. But...
525
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,840
We gave your spot away.
526
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:19,960
What?
527
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,360
Well, it's prom day.
There's no room for error.
528
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,440
(MIMICKING FRENCH ACCENT)
There's no room for error.
529
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,720
Okay. Please. I mean, I... Look at this.
530
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,840
You're speechless now, aren't you?
531
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:32,960
Be quiet.
532
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,640
If something opens up, I'll buzz you.
533
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:40,360
Okay, that is ridiculous, okay?
534
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,320
It's hair, not all-you-can-eat appetizers
and cheesecake.
535
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,240
Is this your mother?
536
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,760
-Oh, no. No, no, no... She's...
-No, no.
537
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,480
-She's my Aunt Hilda. She's colorblind.
-I mean, no...
538
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,520
Well, tell her to stop talking
or we won't take you at all.
539
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,200
Hey, you know what?
540
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,840
I'm colorblind, not deaf, right?
541
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,120
I can hear you. I just can't tell
if that color looks good on you.
542
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,200
Bye-bye now.
543
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,600
-What is wrong with you?
-What? She started it.
544
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,440
Have you never been
inside a salon before?
545
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,160
You've never been inside a salon before.
Okay.
546
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,960
-Who cuts your hair?
-I do.
547
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,040
Figures.
548
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:12,960
LIZ: Oh, yeah. You're one to judge.
549
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,440
(ALARM BEEPING)
550
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,480
Hello? Anyone here?
551
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,320
(CONTINUES BEEPING)
552
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,160
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
553
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,040
Which one's better?
554
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:16,240
I don't know.
They both block the sun, right?
555
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,360
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
556
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,640
Why did you just take
a picture of yourself?
557
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,600
I'm polling my peeps.
558
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,360
You're what-ing your what?
559
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,520
I, um... I build these websites.
560
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:35,040
It's little online surveys to let people
weigh in on my decisions.
561
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,960
Oh, 'cause heaven forbid
you get the wrong sunglasses?
562
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,640
Hey. It's Marketing 101.
563
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,720
I mean, these little choices
are important.
564
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,280
People are either going to accept you
565
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:46,160
or reject you
based on their first impression.
566
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,680
Or you could just be yourself
567
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,720
and not really care
what other people think.
568
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:58,640
(GASPING) $540! $540.
569
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,800
That's (WHISPERING) $540.
570
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,400
Yeah. So?
571
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,920
Well, there's been a mistake.
There's been a mistake.
572
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,320
(STUTTERING) It's two pieces of plastic
and a label.
573
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,880
Here, try them on.
574
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,920
No, no, no. If I drop them,
I'd have to mortgage my house.
575
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,680
Hey! Kind of hot.
576
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,120
Oh... Wow.
577
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,800
That's what you're paying for.
578
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,560
I can almost see in color again.
579
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,800
Hey. Can I help you two, or...
580
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:38,320
Yes. Yes. Yes, I'm actually here
to return this little dress.
581
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,800
Oh!
582
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,960
Whoa!
Monica, what did you do to your dress?
583
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,680
I'm guessing the same thing
you did to your hair.
584
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,960
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
I didn't... I didn't do anything.
585
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:55,960
Um, it just...
You know, it spontaneously melted.
586
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,600
LIZ: It spontaneously melted?
587
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,400
That's not even possible.
That can't happen.
588
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,000
It doesn't matter.
589
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,040
You have a no-questions
return policy, right?
590
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,440
Did you put it in a microwave?
591
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,680
Did you put it in the microwave,
592
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,160
because I don't think
we can take it back,
593
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,280
if you put it in the microwave.
594
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,520
I did not put it in the microwave.
595
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,680
Well, what did you do to it?
596
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,960
What is this? A police interrogation?
I steamed it.
597
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,880
With what? A blowtorch?
598
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:19,120
No. With water... Turned into steam...
By a humidifier.
599
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:23,120
You know, with some of that little
eucalyptus vapor stuff. It was very stiff.
600
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,720
Well, were you trying
to soften it or open its lungs?
601
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:26,880
(SHUSHING)
602
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,360
I'm sorry, but we can't accept returns
with customer damage.
603
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,320
But I... I didn't damage it. I steamed it.
604
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:37,240
No, you vaporized it. Monica, come on.
You vaporized your prom dress.
605
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:38,640
Hey! Whose side are you on right now?
606
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,720
-It's not about being on a side.
-'Cause you are not on my side.
607
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,560
(INDISTINCT ARGUING)
608
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,520
(GIGGLING) I'm sorry. I just got to say.
609
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,320
Well, it's really nice to see mothers
and daughters out shopping together.
610
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,080
-Oh, she's not my mother. Zero chance.
-Oh, we're not related. At all.
611
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,240
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
612
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,200
Oh! My hair appointment. Okay.
613
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,320
This... This is not over yet.
I'm coming back.
614
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,880
And this lady? She's crazy.
I do not know her.
615
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,320
LIZ: Oh! I'm not really crazy.
616
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,040
Hey, hey, hey, why are you upset?
617
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,080
You completely just cost me my dress.
618
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,920
-Oh, I did that to your dress?
-Yes!
619
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,760
Oh, did I also do that to your hair?
620
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,200
You know, how about taking
some personal responsibility?
621
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,200
You want a new dress?
You want something new, you buy it.
622
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,440
Oh!
623
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,000
(STORE ALARM BLARING)
624
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,200
Okay, do you hear that? You hear that?
625
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,880
Someone is being busted
for shoplifting, okay.
626
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,440
Someone wanted something,
and they didn't pay for it. What?
627
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,040
Hello.
628
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,600
Ma'am, please follow me.
629
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,280
How is your personal
responsibility treating you now?
630
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,640
-LIZ: Really?
-Ma'am, please.
631
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,040
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Seriously.
632
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,680
Would a woman who dresses like this
steal sunglasses that look like that?
633
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,920
Okay, look,
here's my Police Retirement Association
634
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,080
pension card, okay? I'm a cop.
635
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,760
At the moment kind of... Kind of a cop.
636
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,760
You don't need to know about that.
637
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,160
All right, ma'am.
I'm gonna let you off with a warning.
638
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:55,640
But you need to be more careful.
639
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,560
Think hard about the kind of example
you're setting for your daughter here.
640
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,080
-My daughter...
-I'm not her daughter!
641
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,600
I don't understand
where this is even coming from.
642
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,200
-This is... We don't even look alike.
-We don't even look like each other.
643
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,240
-She has blue eyes, I have brown eyes.
-It's just silly to me.
644
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,320
-You know, can we just go now? Yes.
-Just go.
645
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,360
-Thank you.
-Put it in the bag.
646
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,120
Can you take those back for me?
Thanks, you're the best.
647
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,360
You're great at your job.
648
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,920
-Is that true, you're a cop?
-Yeah.
649
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,600
I mean, no. I'm, uh...
650
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,160
I'm on temporary sabbatical. Indefinitely.
651
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,280
-Wait, what happened?
-Let's just stick to the mission, okay?
652
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,280
What is an ex-cop doing looking
for a piece of costume jewelry?
653
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,000
-This is all getting really weird.
-Then just give me the diamond.
654
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,400
The diamond?
You mean the fake diamond?
655
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,560
Yeah. Exactly, the fake.
656
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,320
Yes.
657
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,240
-Hello, friend.
-Hi.
658
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,360
This is buzzing.
659
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,080
No. It was buzzing.
660
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,360
But now it stopped.
We gave up your spot.
661
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,440
(GASPING)
662
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:47,560
What? No!
663
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,960
(STAMMERING) I...
I literally came as fast as I could.
664
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,480
Now you have to wait
until this one buzzes.
665
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,320
But... (STAMMERING)
666
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,000
I need a corn dog.
667
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,240
-Ugh!
-See what you did? See there?
668
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,560
-I don't like that color either.
-MONICA: Just be quiet.
669
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,040
-Listen.
-No!
670
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:12,160
No talking. I'm going to sit there
and eat these corn dogs
671
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,560
and wait for that buzzer to buzz.
672
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,240
-But if you would just...
-And you are not going to speak
673
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,200
or distract me in any way
or complicate the situation,
674
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,480
understood? (LOUDLY) Understood?
675
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,200
-Got it.
-(SIGHING)
676
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,640
LIZ: You need a moment.
677
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:30,840
And a corn dog.
678
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,840
Uh-uh. No, no, no.
679
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,880
Uh-uh.
680
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,320
LIZ: Oh, she doesn't like mustard.
Note to self.
681
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,840
(CELL PHONE BEEPING)
682
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:49,960
Oh, come on.
683
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,400
-LIZ: Oh, snap.
-Oh, my. Just...
684
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,560
-Oh, that's disgusting.
-(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
685
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:01,840
Hey, Dad.
686
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,360
Hey, kiddo.
Just wanted to check in on you.
687
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,760
You're doing okay?
688
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,880
Oh, I'm... I'm doing great. Just great.
689
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,560
I talked to Faraja in Radiology.
690
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,360
Now, they don't have prom
in her country,
691
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,200
but she said she had
a couple of dresses
692
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,360
she thought might work.
693
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:20,440
And there is a big sale today
at Discount Warehouse of Shoes.
694
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,000
Thanks, Dad. Those are
695
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:25,720
good options.
696
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,680
Great. I'll be home by 6:00.
697
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,600
Okay, Dad. I love you.
698
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,560
Love you, too. Tons, yo.
699
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,800
-Yeah, no yo.
-Yeah, just bye.
700
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,240
Discount Warehouse of Shoes?
701
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,280
-Oh, I love that place.
-No talking.
702
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,040
(SIGHING)
703
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,040
-I have a question...
-Oh, my goodness.
704
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,080
One question. It's one little...
705
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:56,720
Go ahead.
706
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,320
Uh, you know your boyfriend,
707
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:05,320
the, uh, soulless jock with the,
uh, bedazzled letterman's jacket?
708
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,520
-He's not soulless.
-Right.
709
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,480
He's full of soul. I forgot.
710
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:14,240
Okay, so let's say hypothetically, um,
711
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:20,760
I saw him flirting with another girl at, say,
712
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:24,440
I don't know, a... A mall food court,
713
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:28,240
would you want me to tell you?
714
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,560
What?
715
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,800
He's supposed to be helping orphans.
716
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,000
-Does that girl have parents?
-Yes!
717
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,280
(GIGGLING)
718
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,640
Then he's not doing that.
719
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,040
MONICA: Oh!
720
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,800
-Kyle?
-Oh, Monica.
721
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,280
-(SNICKERS)
-Hey.
722
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,960
-What are you doing here?
-Uh... The orphans canceled.
723
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,400
Really? The orphans canceled.
724
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,800
Yeah. They were just, uh...
725
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,240
They were...
They were, uh, totally booked up today,
726
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,960
very busy doing, um, orphan stuff.
727
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,320
Hi, Monica. Nice hat.
728
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,480
Are you competing in a slalom later?
729
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,520
Or maybe going for a luge?
730
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,360
(LAUGHING)
731
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,760
Kyle, how could you? With her?
732
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,720
No, this... This isn't what it looks like.
733
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,080
Okay, 'cause it looks like
my supposed boyfriend
734
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,000
is having a date with my arch rival.
735
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,320
Okay. That might technically
be somewhat accurate.
736
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,840
I am so sorry, Monica.
737
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,880
I know this must be really hard.
738
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:46,080
I mean, first I steal your man.
739
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,760
And then, tonight,
740
00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,560
I rob you of the prom crown.
741
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:53,680
ALL: Ooh.
742
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,960
I... I think I'm going to be sick.
743
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:06,200
That guy is a classic vanity case.
I told you!
744
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:10,360
You know, he's probably got
an emotionally distant lawyer
745
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:15,480
for a dad, Mom's, like, an over-doter.
He just goes from girl to girl to girl.
746
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,280
-He...
-(SOBBING)
747
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,520
Oh, wow.
748
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,600
This has affected you.
749
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,960
-Okay, okay, um...
-(CONTINUES SOBBING)
750
00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:37,280
(SOFTLY) Oh, she's crying.
751
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,840
(CLEARS THROAT) Monica?
752
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:44,520
-What?
-Do you, uh,
753
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,720
need a corn dog?
754
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,080
MONICA: This is what happens
when you're not perfect.
755
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:54,800
-(DOOR OPENING)
-What?
756
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,840
-Is she here?
-(LIZ GROANS)
757
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,920
-I'm so glad you're here.
-It's going to be okay.
758
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,160
-So glad you're here.
-Don't worry.
759
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,560
-I know, it's okay.
-Should I... Should I hug you?
760
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,560
This is...
761
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,040
SIERRA: Don't worry,
we're gonna fix this.
762
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,720
It's just weird, okay.
763
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,120
Uh, you know what,
I'm just gonna hug from afar.
764
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,680
Okay, we're gonna
put you back together.
765
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:22,960
-Okay?
-Okay.
766
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,280
Okay, come.
767
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:28,720
You know, you are a strong,
independent woman
768
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,760
and he is a shallow dirtbag.
769
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,000
Yeah, he's a dirtbag!
770
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,360
(SIGHS) It was humiliating.
771
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,840
Everybody was watching.
772
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,480
Yeah, well, they just saw Ashley
for the desperate back-stabber she is.
773
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,920
He made a fool out of me
in front of all those people.
774
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,560
SIERRA: Don't worry,
we're gonna fix this.
775
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,280
-Wait. What is she doing now?
-We're gonna fix...
776
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,640
Kyle Timmins, on your feet.
777
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:53,760
What? Me?
778
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,360
Undercover mall security. Stand up.
779
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,520
All right, hold on a second.
780
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:59,160
Oh, you don't follow directions
very well, do you?
781
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,280
(ALL GASPING)
782
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,920
Hey, Kyle, meet table.
Table, this is Kyle.
783
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,720
-Oh, no.
-What did I do?
784
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,880
Inappropriate use of hair products,
wearing jeans that make you look silly,
785
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,560
and we have an insider tip
that you may have shoplifted
786
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,480
hair loss products and a man-girdle.
787
00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:14,240
-(GRUNTS)
-What?
788
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,840
That's crazy! (STAMMERING)
I... I didn't shoplift anything.
789
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:20,440
Especially not a man-girdle!
I have a body mass index of, like, 4%.
790
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,960
Ooh, and you're so humble, too.
Put your hands behind your head.
791
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,480
Is... Is this a joke?
My dad's a lawyer. I'll sue.
792
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:27,960
Ooh, fancy-pants words.
793
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,760
You know what?
We have rules in this here mall.
794
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,920
Yeah, we do.
No disorderly or lewd behavior.
795
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:37,200
I saw what you and Miss Thing were
doing with those chili fries over there.
796
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,360
Disgusting.
797
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,960
What? It's illegal to eat chili fries?
798
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,040
Hey! I'm the one asking
the questions around here.
799
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,360
Now touch your nose.
800
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,640
-What?
-Do it!
801
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,520
-Touch your toes. Stand up.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
802
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,960
Walk in a straight line.
Stop, turn around.
803
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,120
Walk in a crooked line.
Stop, turn around.
804
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,760
Waddle like a duck. Whoa!
805
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:55,880
Sing Rocky Top.
806
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,240
-What?
-Do the Macarena.
807
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,640
-I... I don't even know what that is!
-(LAUGHTER)
808
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,680
Hold. Quiet.
809
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:08,000
Let's see what kind of
incriminating items are on your person.
810
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,200
That's right.
811
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,320
Looking in your bag.
(SING-SONG) Looking in your blue bag.
812
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,640
Looking in your blue bag,
what could the man have...
813
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:17,440
-Ooh, zit cream.
-(LAUGHTER)
814
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,920
Hmm, back hair remover.
815
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,640
Uh, that's for my sister.
816
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:26,880
Yeah, I've heard that one before.
That's a lame excuse, buddy.
817
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,120
-Oh, self-tanner.
-(ALL JEERING)
818
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,240
-Monica.
-Mmm.
819
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,960
I ask you, what self-respecting
male uses self-tanner?
820
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,000
It's been very cloudy!
821
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,640
Okay? I need to keep a base.
822
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:40,560
Okay. That does it, Kyle.
823
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,960
I'm gonna have to take you downtown.
824
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:47,520
To the department of imposters,
of fakes, of frauds, of wannabes...
825
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,400
You know what, I don't even think
you're really mall security.
826
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,360
Oh, I assure you I am.
827
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,440
No, actually, you're not.
828
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:54,840
(GRUNTS)
829
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,720
So my priceless little diamond.
830
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,200
Where the devil are you hiding?
831
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,520
(TABLET CHIMES)
832
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,480
Any news on the Williamson case?
833
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,000
LIZ: Hey, you, so here's the thing.
834
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,840
I'm wondering why you had to,
like, arrest me,
835
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:31,920
when I'm just, like, hanging out
in the food court at the mall.
836
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,200
Is it because you're insecure,
837
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,240
'cause you can't, like,
catch real criminals, right?
838
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,560
You're just too scared of them,
so you're like,
839
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,840
"Oh, I'll hang out at the mall
and see if I can arrest Liz today."
840
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,080
-Is that what happened?
-Sorry, Liz.
841
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,080
We'll try to expedite your case.
842
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,520
Yeah, expedite.
That's such a funny word.
843
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:48,480
See, I used to work here, people!
I know what "expedite" means!
844
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,200
(SIGHING)
845
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,600
-We're gonna be here for hours.
-MONICA: Okay.
846
00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:00,600
Hey, um... Sorry about your boyfriend.
847
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:06,400
It's fine. I'm not really sure
I liked him that much anyway.
848
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:13,400
So how does a smart girl like you
end up with a jerk like him?
849
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:15,720
I, uh...
850
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,240
I set up an online poll.
851
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:21,920
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
852
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,720
Right, of course you did. That...
That sounds... That sounds about right.
853
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,360
You know, when I heard
the call on the radio,
854
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,160
I thought the suspect's description
855
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:31,520
was eerily similar
to a certain partner I once had.
856
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,520
-How are you, Liz?
-I'm so good, Ed.
857
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,320
I'm so glad you asked.
I've just been having a leisurely
858
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,080
time off, you know,
going to the spa and such.
859
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,560
Can you please take
these handcuffs off of me?
860
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:42,960
Hey, what part of "under arrest"
do you not understand?
861
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,400
Come on, Ed.
862
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:46,680
Wait here.
863
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,520
I'll see what I can do
about getting the charges dropped.
864
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,640
Yeah, you're always seeing
what you can do.
865
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:52,520
How about you actually do
something for a change?
866
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,480
-Man, have I missed you.
-Oh.
867
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,160
I haven't missed you at all.
868
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,360
(CHUCKLING)
869
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:00,360
Hey, um, is The Chief around?
870
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:02,880
Nope. Meeting with the Mayor.
871
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:04,720
Lucky.
872
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:10,040
Hmm. I can see why you like him.
873
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,240
He's hot.
874
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:13,840
What? Ed?
875
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,600
Hot? No, no, that's...
No, that's ridiculous.
876
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,240
You are crushing him.
877
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,880
It's obvious. "I haven't missed you at all."
878
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,120
You were doing a whole thing with him.
879
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:27,320
No, no, no, there's no thing.
We don't have a thing.
880
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,560
-No, we... We were partners.
-Uh-huh.
881
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,080
-Police partners.
-Mmm-hmm.
882
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:36,680
That's it. Don't you have some kind
of online poll blogging stuff
883
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,160
that you do with your little phone,
884
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,080
when you touch it,
like, every 10 seconds?
885
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,560
-Nope.
-No, you don't have that to do right now.
886
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,680
Of all times,
you don't do that right now, okay.
887
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,440
How do you even know I'm single?
888
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,000
You're obviously single.
889
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:52,400
FYI, um, Ed has a crush on you, too.
890
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,960
(STAMMERING) I don't think
he feels that particular way.
891
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,040
Well, there's only one way to find out.
892
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,360
Yeah? What's that?
893
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,920
-Flirt.
-Flirt?
894
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,440
Yeah. You know,
it's this thing humans do,
895
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,880
when they're trying
to demonstrate attraction...
896
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
I know what flirting is.
897
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,960
I'm just... I'm just...
I'm not very well-versed at it.
898
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,960
You know, it's remarkably easy
once you put your mind to it.
899
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,960
Instead of insulting people,
compliment them.
900
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,400
What do you even know?
You're, like, 12.
901
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,200
Okay, try it on him.
902
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:26,160
I will do nothing of the sort.
903
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,640
Yeah, you know,
I didn't think you had it in you.
904
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:32,720
(EXAGGERATED SIGH)
905
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,760
Really? Even with the sigh...
(EXAGGERATED SIGH)
906
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,760
With your brown eyes.
"I didn't think you had it in you."
907
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,000
You think that's gonna get me to,
like, turn around and be like,
908
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,720
"Dennis, Dennis."
You think I'm just gonna be like,
909
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:46,080
"Oh, yeah, Dennis." Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, Dennis. I'm just...
910
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,720
-What do you want, Liz?
-LIZ: Um...
911
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:50,880
Dennis.
912
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:55,680
Has anyone ever told you
that you have really nice
913
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,160
large nostrils?
914
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,560
(SIGHING) Whatever, Liz.
915
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,120
Yeah. Yeah, whatever.
916
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,440
"Large nostrils"? That's what you got?
917
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:12,880
He has really large nostrils.
918
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,440
You don't necessarily
have to point that out.
919
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,880
What am I supposed to do, lie?
Say he has small nostrils?
920
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,440
-Oh, my goodness.
-LIZ: And...
921
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,880
All right.
I got some good news and bad news.
922
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,000
LIZ: Yeah?
923
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,120
Good news is,
they got the charges eighty-sixed.
924
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,440
Great.
925
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,560
ED: The bad news is...
THE CHIEF: Where is she?
926
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,040
You. My office.
927
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,000
Now!
928
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,120
Shut the door!
929
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:46,200
Shoplifting sunglasses?
930
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,960
Impersonating mall security?
What were you thinking?
931
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,040
Uh, I was thinking
that it was bright out, and that I,
932
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:52,560
you know, needed to protect my eyes.
933
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,640
You're a complete disgrace
to this badge!
934
00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:55,920
Oh, you know what? Thanks to you,
935
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,320
-I'm actually not wearing a badge, so...
-Oh, no, no, no.
936
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,960
Well... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
They seem friendly.
937
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,120
Liz and The Chief have
a special relationship.
938
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:09,320
Yeah, clearly one
that involves a lot of yelling.
939
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,280
ED: Well, The Chief always
expected a lot from Liz.
940
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,400
(CONTINUES YELLING)
941
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,840
She's one of this department's
rising stars.
942
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,160
Really?
943
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:17,360
Liz?
944
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,000
Well, she's a little rough
around the edges,
945
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,840
but she's the best partner I ever had.
946
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,360
Hmm.
947
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,040
The diamond is gone.
948
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,840
Get that through your thick skull!
949
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,360
-Why'd she quit?
-She didn't quit.
950
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,840
What? She didn't tell you
what happened?
951
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:35,760
No.
952
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,920
Well, that's her business.
953
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:41,840
I get it. I get it. Okay?
954
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:43,880
Let's go!
955
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,320
(LIZ SIGHING)
956
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,120
How about you stay
out of trouble for a change?
957
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,600
How about you keep
your nose on your face
958
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,880
-and out of everybody's business?
-(CHUCKLING)
959
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,560
-It's good seeing you, Liz.
-Yeah.
960
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:01,200
If you need anything, I'm around, okay?
961
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,280
-Okay, thanks.
-And, hey,
962
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:04,560
I'm a cop.
963
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:08,000
Having my nose in everyone's
business is my business.
964
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:09,600
Whatever.
965
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:15,240
So let's get back to the shopping
and the grooming and the...
966
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,720
Whatever other nonsense it is
that we have to do here.
967
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,240
What's really going on?
968
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,040
Nothing.
969
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,520
Why were you thrown off the force?
970
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,880
And why do you really care
about a piece of costume jewelry?
971
00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:33,760
Tell me or you can forget about the deal.
972
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,320
It's not costume jewelry.
973
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,920
(EXHALES LOUDLY)
974
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:46,880
(SIGHING)
975
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,320
It's not costume jewelry.
976
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,960
The center stone in the necklace
977
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:58,640
is a 21-karat pink diamond
worth roughly $7 million.
978
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:02,520
Wait, what?
979
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:04,600
Yeah.
980
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,760
It was stolen two months ago.
981
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,080
It was my fault.
982
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:18,240
There was a traveling exhibit of jewelry
on display at the Civic Museum.
983
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:23,960
And the necklace, your necklace,
was the star attraction.
984
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,040
I knew there was
something special about it.
985
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,960
I was in charge of security.
986
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,840
It was a real,
real high-profile assignment.
987
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,600
Ed offered to help me, but, you know,
I knew I had this on my own.
988
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,560
There was one thing I didn't count on.
989
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:44,600
Pierce Peters, one of the world's
foremost jewel thieves.
990
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,360
(ALARM RINGING)
991
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,200
You know, being one of
the only women on the force
992
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,440
and with The Chief constantly
breathing down my neck,
993
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:24,920
it doesn't always feel like
an option for me to ask for help.
994
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:29,240
So...
995
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:33,600
I didn't call for backup.
996
00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:36,720
(SIGHING)
997
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,040
I didn't call for backup.
998
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,880
-I thought I had him.
-(REVVING ENGINE)
999
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,640
And that's when everything
just started to go downhill.
1000
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:53,360
Losing that diamond
was a black mark on my record
1001
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,720
and erasing that mark
was all I could think about.
1002
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:01,680
My work started slipping
and nobody understood.
1003
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,840
I needed to make this right, see, but...
1004
00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:10,080
Eventually, The Chief had
had enough and...
1005
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:16,560
Turning my badge in was one of
the worst moments of my life.
1006
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,280
Wow. That's...
1007
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,440
That's pretty awful. I'm sorry.
1008
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:26,640
Yeah.
1009
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,640
But...
1010
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,960
How did I end up with the diamond?
1011
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,400
Well...
1012
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:39,440
Pierce found a buyer for the diamond
and he arranged an exchange.
1013
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,120
But unfortunately for him
and the rest of society, actually,
1014
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,880
the safari look was in this season.
1015
00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:09,440
And he gave the diamond
to the wrong man.
1016
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,440
So the necklace went
on a bit of an adventure.
1017
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:17,640
No one else was aware
of the diamond's real value.
1018
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,440
MONICA: How did you find all this out?
1019
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,000
LIZ: A lot of good old-fashioned
shoe leather.
1020
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,720
I combed through taxi GPS data,
1021
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:28,320
watched thousands of hours
of surveillance footage.
1022
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:32,960
Interviewed the mime,
1023
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,520
which was interesting,
because he's a mime.
1024
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,520
And did you know that...
1025
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,600
-Is "no" in mime?
-Hmm.
1026
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:44,040
Anyway, I tracked a food truck for days
1027
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,760
and that necklace
got traded for a hotdog,
1028
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,400
lost to a biker in a card game,
1029
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,600
sold to a pawn shop,
1030
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:05,440
where it was discovered
by a local high school girl
1031
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:08,160
looking for something to wear to prom.
1032
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,840
And that pretty much
brings us up to date.
1033
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,480
Why didn't you just tell me the truth?
1034
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:25,000
Well, because, how could I be sure
that once you knew
1035
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,680
the value of the diamond
that you wouldn't disappear
1036
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,360
and try to sell it yourself?
1037
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,200
Yeah, but you could've sent the cops.
1038
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,000
No. No. No.
1039
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,440
You don't get it. You don't get it.
1040
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:43,360
See, I want to be the one
to march the diamond in there.
1041
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:46,560
I want to take that necklace
into that station,
1042
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:50,240
look The Chief square in the eye
and say, "Lieutenant Elizabeth Morgan
1043
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:51,840
"reporting recovery of stolen goods."
1044
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:54,640
See, I need to be the one
to make this right, Monica.
1045
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,120
That's kind of your thing, huh?
1046
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,000
Making things right on your own.
1047
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,240
-Lone Ranger-style.
-(CHUCKLES)
1048
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,560
Lone Ranger-style.
1049
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,560
I like it.
1050
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:14,920
You know, that necklace
was the one part of my outfit
1051
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,160
that I didn't put up for a vote. I just...
1052
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,280
-I just really liked it.
-Well!
1053
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:25,200
As it turns out, you have
exorbitantly expensive taste.
1054
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:26,560
(LAUGHING)
1055
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,160
Can I ask you something?
1056
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:34,560
Um...
1057
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:39,520
Why is it so hard for you
to make a choice on your own?
1058
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,760
I don't know. I guess...
1059
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:46,360
I just...
I don't want to make the wrong choice.
1060
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:50,280
Yeah, but that's... That's how
you learn, by making mistakes.
1061
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,800
Everyone says that.
But there are real consequences.
1062
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,480
There's real conse... You're... Okay.
You're, like, 16 years old.
1063
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:57,680
What's the worst that can happen?
1064
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,600
You wear blue eye shadow
instead of green?
1065
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:03,400
I mean, not that I care.
I'm colorblind, so...
1066
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,160
I could be a disappointment.
1067
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,440
People might not want to be around me.
1068
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,040
Is this still about Kyle?
1069
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,840
Kyle, sure.
1070
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:20,880
Or...
1071
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:23,080
My mom.
1072
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:27,080
You got to be
1073
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,840
pretty disappointed
to leave a three-year-old.
1074
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:36,960
That...
1075
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:41,960
That was not your fault.
1076
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,560
That's... That's why
I want to be prom queen.
1077
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,280
You know people like you.
I mean, you got...
1078
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:56,720
You got the title, you got the crown,
a page in the yearbook.
1079
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,200
It's official. It's real.
1080
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:04,360
Oh, no! What time is it?
1081
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:06,160
-It's about 2:00.
-My driver's test!
1082
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:07,280
Oh, gosh, here we go again.
1083
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,840
MONICA: Okay. Here we go.
1084
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,520
Hi! Hi! Hi!
1085
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,600
I'm here for my driver's test.
(CHUCKLES) Please tell me I made it.
1086
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,400
I can't handle missing
any more appointments today.
1087
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,200
-You made it. Barely.
-(SIGHING)
1088
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:19,560
Thank you.
1089
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:21,480
Is this the car that you'll be
using for your exam?
1090
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,520
I'm sorry, the what
that she'll be using for what?
1091
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:27,280
You understand it is a driving test.
You'll need something to drive.
1092
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,080
Uh... Hi.
1093
00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:32,520
-No. No.
-Yes.
1094
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,880
No, this was not part of the deal, okay.
1095
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:37,720
This was not part of the deal.
No one drives Brando but me.
1096
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,640
Okay. So you got to be gentle
with Brando, okay.
1097
00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:42,680
-He's quick off the line...
-Oh! Sorry. Sorry.
1098
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,040
LIZ: And the steering wheel's loose
until it gets about 40.
1099
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,000
-And the brakes are new, so go easy...
-(TIRES SQUEALING)
1100
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:48,720
-Sorry! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-...on him.
1101
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,120
Okay, and be careful parking!
1102
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:52,160
Ma'am, this is your daughter's test,
not yours.
1103
00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:54,480
She's not my daughter. Oh, forget it.
1104
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:58,120
-Look, just pull Brando out into traffic.
-MONICA: Okay.
1105
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:00,480
LIZ: Pulling into traffic,
pulling into traffic.
1106
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:01,640
Stop!
1107
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:03,160
(CAR HORN BLARING)
1108
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:04,640
Sorry.
1109
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,640
-Uh...
-Straight.
1110
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:08,760
Okay.
1111
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:13,720
(BEEPING)
1112
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,480
-Wait. What the...
-Oh, ignore it.
1113
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,080
That's just my radar. It means
there's highway patrol in the area.
1114
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:20,680
That's actually not legal.
1115
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:23,200
Oh! Garbage truck!
1116
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:24,360
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1117
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:27,040
LIZ: Hey! Hey, stop!
MONICA: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1118
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,840
-Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!
-(LIZ SCREAMS)
1119
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:32,280
Oh, my goodness! I'm so sorry!
1120
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,440
-Pedestrian!
-(DMV OFFICIAL SCREAMING)
1121
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,080
Oh! Garbage cans!
1122
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:37,360
MONICA: Okay.
1123
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,000
Stop now immediately.
1124
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:45,840
Well, at least I signaled that time.
1125
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:47,000
Pull over.
1126
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,840
MONICA: Oh, oh, oh... Ah!
1127
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:55,640
Get out. You're not driving another inch.
1128
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,920
MONICA: Wait. Please.
Give me one more chance.
1129
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,440
-Floor it!
-What?
1130
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,200
-It's Pierce! Go!
-Oh.
1131
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:04,640
Now!
1132
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,880
So I'm just gonna keep driving
for, like, a few more minutes.
1133
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,800
Maybe you can reset the test,
give me one more chance.
1134
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:14,320
-Go faster.
-I cannot go faster. There's a speed limit.
1135
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:15,600
Okay. I'm still being graded.
1136
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:18,400
-Yellow light!
-Run it!
1137
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:19,920
(TIRES SQUEALING)
1138
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,920
That was still yellow.
That was still yellow.
1139
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,120
You can't dock me for that one.
1140
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:26,760
(HORNS HONKING)
1141
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,840
You got to go, okay?
We do not want this guy to catch us.
1142
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:32,520
Stop! Can somebody tell me
what the devil's happening?
1143
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,480
Let me out of this car!
1144
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,280
Oh, gosh. Would you stop your crying?
1145
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:38,000
Okay. Just hold on, you big baby.
1146
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:40,560
-I'm calling the police.
-Um, it's not really going to work in here.
1147
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:42,520
-No signal?
-Yeah. I told you.
1148
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,680
(ALL SCREAMING)
1149
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:48,480
Oh! Oh!
1150
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:49,840
Okay.
1151
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,080
There, there, there. Take the freeway.
1152
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:57,360
Wait, I've never been on the freeway.
1153
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,280
-Don't get on the freeway.
-Yes! No!
1154
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:00,560
Don't get on the freeway!
1155
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:02,080
(ALL YELLING)
1156
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,680
Wow! Close one. That was terrifying.
1157
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,080
Everything about this ride
has been terrifying!
1158
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,400
Well, it's about to get
a whole lot more terrifying.
1159
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:15,520
He's gaining on us!
1160
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:23,200
(TIRES SQUEALING)
1161
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,840
-Nitro boost.
-What?
1162
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,400
Keep your eye on the road.
I'm gonna hit the red button.
1163
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,400
Wait, the red button?
You said not to push the red button.
1164
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:45,520
I'm going to push the red button.
1165
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,440
-Why are you pushing the red button?
-Never push the red button.
1166
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:50,600
-Don't you watch movies?
-It's time, folks.
1167
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,840
Okay, tighten your seatbelts,
we're about to go a lot faster.
1168
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:55,640
No. Please don't make us go faster.
1169
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:57,840
-LIZ: One.
-Okay.
1170
00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:59,680
LIZ: Two, three!
1171
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,480
(ALL SCREAMING)
1172
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,480
Save me, please!
1173
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:17,000
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1174
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:23,960
I'm driving here!
1175
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:26,400
-Out of the way!
-Oh, yeah?
1176
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:29,640
Oh!
1177
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:33,200
You've got to be kidding me.
1178
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:40,000
(DMV OFFICIAL PANTING)
1179
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:41,440
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1180
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:52,480
So... Did I pass?
1181
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,360
(TABLET CHIMING)
1182
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:10,240
"Here's one without the bedpan.
Northwest Hospital."
1183
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,720
Found you. Northwest.
1184
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:22,520
-You have to give me another chance.
-Yeah!
1185
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:23,840
You cannot fail me.
1186
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,240
Oh, no, I most certainly can, and I have.
1187
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,240
You are totally, completely failed.
1188
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:29,280
Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1189
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,360
That other driver, I got away from him
without breaking the speed limit.
1190
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:35,080
I mean, that kind of defensive driving
has to count for something, right?
1191
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:36,240
Right?
1192
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:40,200
Miss, you are quite literally the most
dangerous driver I've ever tested.
1193
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:43,080
You're lucky I don't permanently
ban you from driving forever.
1194
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:45,880
Uh, I don't legally think
that you can do that.
1195
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:47,000
Yeah.
1196
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:48,760
You can take your test again
in nine months.
1197
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:49,800
Nine months?
1198
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:52,560
And you should consider yourself lucky
I haven't thrown you in jail.
1199
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:54,000
What? Hey, hey, hey, hey!
1200
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:55,520
We're not gonna be
talking about jail here.
1201
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:58,000
You can't legally do that either.
1202
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,600
Why are you... What are you doing?
1203
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:05,480
I'm having Brando impounded.
Apparently I can do that.
1204
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,520
It's a death trap.
No way all that gear can be legal.
1205
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:13,160
It most certainly is! Brando!
1206
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,760
Brando, Brando, Brando... No.
1207
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:16,960
(WHIMPERS)
1208
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:19,080
(SHRIEKS)
1209
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:23,760
Get out your phone! Get your device!
1210
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:26,600
Do your things with the apps
and the... And the...
1211
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:29,200
Ober and the Ucab and whatever!
1212
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,120
I can't believe that just happened.
1213
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,520
Monica, I mean,
you're a pretty terrible driver.
1214
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,000
It's all ruined! Everything!
1215
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:42,040
My outfit, my relationship, the prom,
my future ability to transport myself.
1216
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:45,320
It's all because of you
and that stupid necklace!
1217
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:48,120
This has literally been
the worst day of my life!
1218
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:49,720
Hey, look, there's no need
to get pouty, okay?
1219
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:52,240
-I am not getting pouty!
-You're getting pouty! Look!
1220
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:54,800
Pierce is still out there, okay?
You are still in danger.
1221
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,760
(SCOFFS) And what?
You're gonna protect me?
1222
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,920
The washed-up cop that drove
everyone so crazy she got herself fired?
1223
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,360
-That's not what happened.
-Oh, really?
1224
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:05,840
'Cause I can see what happened.
You're so obsessive and narrow-minded,
1225
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,240
you have no idea
what's actually going on around you.
1226
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:10,120
-Whoa, right, I'm the obsessive one.
-Yeah.
1227
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:11,840
Okay, yeah,
Miss (ROBOTICALLY) "I build websites
1228
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:14,480
"so people will love me. Vote yes."
(BEEPS)
1229
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:16,480
Are you kidding me?
At least I have enough sense of self
1230
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,000
that I'm not constantly seeking approval!
1231
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,440
Because nobody approves of you!
1232
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:26,240
You know what?
You need to give me the diamond,
1233
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:27,800
and we need to get
you back to the station.
1234
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:30,120
Okay, look, okay, you want the
diamond? You can have the diamond.
1235
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:31,720
-Really?
-Yeah, just take it,
1236
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,440
I'm done with it. I'm done with you.
1237
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:35,120
The diamond is actually on you?
1238
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:38,600
It's in my purse.
1239
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:40,960
Where is your purse?
1240
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:44,240
In the car.
1241
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,040
Oh, God, in the...
Well, come on, we have to go get it!
1242
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:51,000
You have to go get it!
I am going back home
1243
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:54,640
and trying to pull my life back together
again, and forget I ever met you!
1244
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:58,440
No, Monica, we have to go get...
The necklace, it's...
1245
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:00,520
(YELLS)
1246
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,200
(SCOFFS) You know what?
You know what?
1247
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:07,400
I have one of these, too!
1248
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:12,160
Operator, I need the number for a cab.
1249
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:17,480
(CLEARS THROAT) Yes, I'm aware that
no one calls information anymore.
1250
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:24,120
Hi, um...
1251
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:32,640
-No! No, no. I'm... I'm very okay.
-(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
1252
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:38,440
Hello, Monica.
We have so much to catch up on.
1253
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:42,760
So be a dear,
and come to the warehouse
1254
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:46,480
at the end of North Shore and Sunset.
1255
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:50,320
Oh, and don't forget
to bring my little jewel,
1256
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:54,880
or things might get a little... Unpleasant.
1257
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:02,440
Taxi! Taxi.
1258
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,640
No, I just need a regular cab
to come pick me up.
1259
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,200
Surely they still have those, right?
1260
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:11,760
They're usually yellow,
and some say "Taxi" on top,
1261
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:13,880
and sometimes they have
little numbers on the side...
1262
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:15,720
-Liz! Liz!
-...that you call and... Monica?
1263
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,240
-Liz!
-I'll call you back!
1264
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:18,680
-What?
-Pierce has my dad.
1265
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:21,960
And don't forget to bring my little jewel,
1266
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:25,680
or things might get a little... Unpleasant.
1267
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:29,480
What do we do?
1268
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,000
We do what he says.
1269
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,600
But we don't even have the diamond.
1270
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,280
That's our first stop.
1271
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:39,760
You're gonna have to use your phone
to summon us a cab.
1272
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:48,040
-I need a new phone.
-Yeah, you do. Come on.
1273
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:55,920
Hi, hi. Arnie, Arnie, hi.
1274
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,320
-Wait, I need to get my car back.
-Yeah.
1275
01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:59,560
Fill out all seven of these forms
and have a seat.
1276
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:01,120
Listen, we're really in a rush.
1277
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:02,440
So are all of them.
1278
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:05,480
Okay, you know what?
I didn't want to do this, but here you go.
1279
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:07,560
-Yeah, I'm FBI.
-I mean, come on.
1280
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:11,280
I don't care if it was
J. Edgar Hoover himself.
1281
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:14,520
You sit down and you wait,
just like everybody else.
1282
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:17,120
Well, can you at least tell me
if my car is in this lot or not?
1283
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:21,440
Sure! After you fill out the forms,
have a seat,
1284
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:23,280
and wait just like everybody else!
1285
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:26,800
-You are a very angry person!
-Okay, stop, stop. Just come here.
1286
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:29,600
What do we do now?
We don't have time to wait here forever.
1287
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:32,000
Monica, honestly, I don't know!
1288
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,680
Not a word.
1289
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:42,240
(SIGHING) Come on. Excuse me.
1290
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:49,880
You know, I probably could take a look
at the IT system.
1291
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:51,440
-Really?
-Yeah.
1292
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:55,040
It's just your standard SQL
database, probably.
1293
01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:58,360
You know, I could get in,
find your car, get it cleared.
1294
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:01,640
I do it with the library system
when I take too long to read the books.
1295
01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:03,120
But it's hopeless without a password.
1296
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:07,120
-Poopy.
-What?
1297
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,080
That's the password. Poopy.
1298
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:10,880
How do you know?
1299
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:13,800
83% of people use
their pet's name as their password,
1300
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:17,160
and I'm guessing
that number is closer to 100%,
1301
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,360
when you and your dog
have matching T-shirts.
1302
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:27,280
-I need to get back there.
-Okay, I'll distract him.
1303
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:30,760
-How?
-I don't know, compliment him, right?
1304
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:32,880
Just follow my lead.
1305
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:37,680
(EXHALES) Come on.
1306
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:45,040
Um... Arnie...
1307
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:51,040
Hey, I think we got off on the wrong foot.
1308
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:53,800
Ma'am, I just need the forms.
1309
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:59,520
Um, has anyone ever told you
that you have great...
1310
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:01,600
A great...
1311
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:03,880
Forehead?
1312
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:06,080
Huh?
1313
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:09,000
Yeah, it's... It's round,
1314
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:12,680
and your hair is, like, way back here
and then it goes, "Whoop, a-whoop!"
1315
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:15,320
Ma'am, could you just please
have a seat...
1316
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:16,480
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
1317
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:18,400
Look, I have a forehead thing.
It's weird, I know, okay?
1318
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:22,760
What I'm trying to say is that
you have a tough job.
1319
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:26,720
Yes, you do,
but you have a certain intellect.
1320
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:30,240
I see the smarts and the thinking
and the brain stuff.
1321
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,120
And... And you're good at your job.
And I respect that.
1322
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:37,720
Thanks, that's actually nice to hear.
You know, um...
1323
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,760
Nobody ever seems to appreciate
what I do around here.
1324
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:46,560
I... I do. I... I find it very attractive,
1325
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:49,920
when a man is good at his job.
1326
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:52,760
Yeah?
1327
01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:54,640
-Yeah.
-Yeah!
1328
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:58,480
Yeah, yeah. You know, you...
You sit in that chair all day,
1329
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,360
and you are the guardian of cars.
1330
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:04,880
And you deal with people,
and that takes a strong constitution.
1331
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:08,240
You know, your constitution is so strong.
1332
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:11,760
You know, I really don't feel like
I'm appreciated in this job.
1333
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,720
I can see that.
And this job, I mean, it's hard for people
1334
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:15,840
to see the real you.
1335
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:19,720
That's exactly right, I mean, like,
I'm stuck in this office all day.
1336
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:22,200
It's tough for a man.
1337
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:25,600
I mean, it can't help that you're so...
1338
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:27,640
Handsome!
1339
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:30,120
Did I just say that out loud?
Whoa, I said it, yep.
1340
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:32,760
It must make people feel really insecure.
1341
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:36,280
Handsome? Me?
1342
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:42,360
You know,
this may be against protocol, but...
1343
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:46,880
For you, maybe I can bend the rules
just a little bit
1344
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,280
-and check on your car.
-Okay.
1345
01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:51,880
What is the plate number?
1346
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:56,640
It is, uh, 4L4...
1347
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,240
M...
1348
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:02,000
(MOUTHING) One...
1349
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:05,640
K.
1350
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:11,480
-Sorry, say that again?
-LIZ: Four...
1351
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:12,920
Arnie: Yeah.
LIZ: L...
1352
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:14,320
Arnie: L.
LIZ: Four.
1353
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:16,680
Arnie: 4L4...
1354
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:20,400
M1K. 4L4-M1K.
1355
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:23,320
Uh... Well!
1356
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:27,680
Looks here like I'm the one that
needs to be apologizing to you.
1357
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:32,920
It says here your car was towed in error,
and it's ready for immediate release.
1358
01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:35,160
Wow, that's great news.
That's great news.
1359
01:08:36,440 --> 01:08:38,560
Here, um, just take this...
1360
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:42,120
And give it to the guard on Level 3.
1361
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:43,600
Actually...
1362
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:51,200
That's my phone number. Maybe
we could, uh, have dinner some time?
1363
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:54,920
I'll bring my forehead.
1364
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:58,480
(SNAPS FINGERS) Yeah, you will!
1365
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,280
-What are you doin' back there?
-Um, uh, you know,
1366
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:04,960
I was... I was looking for the bathroom.
1367
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,040
Second door on the right.
1368
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:08,960
I can hold it. (CHUCKLES)
1369
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:11,800
She'll hold it. She's good like that.
1370
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:18,040
You know, you and your daughter
look like you could be sisters.
1371
01:09:19,440 --> 01:09:21,920
-Thank you.
-Thanks, yeah. (SOFTLY) Go, go, go!
1372
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:27,000
Nice work! I gotta say,
I didn't think you had it in you.
1373
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:29,160
Me neither.
But you, you with the computer,
1374
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:30,600
you were amazing!
You're like Bill Gates,
1375
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:33,000
but smarter and with no glasses.
1376
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:35,640
I can see why MIT wants you.
1377
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:39,000
-We make a pretty great team.
-Yeah.
1378
01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:45,120
Um... The diamond isn't here.
1379
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,360
-What?
-Well, I don't know!
1380
01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:50,320
I put it in my makeup and now it's gone.
1381
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:53,200
-(STUTTERS)
-Wait, this is Desert Flame.
1382
01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:55,840
This is not my color,
I'm a Mountain Sunset.
1383
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,520
-But what happened?
-I have no idea.
1384
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:00,200
I would never wear Desert Flame.
1385
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,280
I'm a winter.
It completely washes me out.
1386
01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:04,280
I know, I know.
Okay, just think, think, think.
1387
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:07,520
SIERRA: You are a strong,
independent woman,
1388
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:09,600
and he is a shallow dirtbag.
1389
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:11,320
BOTH: Sierra!
1390
01:10:11,440 --> 01:10:13,840
-MONICA: She's at the park!
-Why is she at the park?
1391
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:16,240
MONICA: Prom pictures,
it's the prettiest spot in town.
1392
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:18,240
Ugh!
1393
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:20,240
Please call me the second you get this!
1394
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:23,200
This is a crazy, serious,
monster emergency!
1395
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:25,800
And the park is huge,
she could be anywhere!
1396
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:27,840
How are we supposed to get to her?
1397
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:32,960
-We need bikes, quick.
-Oh, we only have one left.
1398
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:34,160
We'll take it.
1399
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:35,720
Take it easy!
1400
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:37,440
-It's a little bumpy up front.
-I'm trying here, okay?
1401
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:41,520
Clear the road, people.
Stay clear of the vehicle's path. I repeat.
1402
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:44,240
I told you, you should have
let me be in the mommy seat.
1403
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:45,720
Just be quiet, okay?
1404
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:48,000
Whoa! Okay, just look out, look out!
1405
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:49,200
-Whoa, easy!
-(SHRIEKS)
1406
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:50,760
Look out, comin' through!
1407
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:52,200
Sorry!
1408
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:53,880
-The pond! The pond, to the right!
-Whoa!
1409
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:55,640
To the right, to the right!
Right, right, right!
1410
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:57,200
(SHRIEKS)
1411
01:10:57,280 --> 01:10:58,480
(CRASHING)
1412
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:01,000
(LIZ GROANING)
1413
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:04,040
-(GROANING)
-Monica...
1414
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:06,920
It's stuck!
1415
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,360
-Okay, well, push harder.
-LIZ: I'm pushing!
1416
01:11:09,440 --> 01:11:10,680
-Just push it harder!
-KYLE: Monica?
1417
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:11,880
LIZ: I am! What are you doing?
1418
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,240
-No. No.
-Kyle?
1419
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:17,280
Listen, I am really glad you're here,
I've been meaning to talk to you.
1420
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:19,680
-Now's not a good time, Kyle.
-No, look...
1421
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:22,080
I might have made a mistake
with Ashley, you know? She's...
1422
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:25,160
-(YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
-She's a little difficult, but...
1423
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:28,520
You know, I just... I was hoping
you'd still be my date tonight.
1424
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:32,960
Wow. Kyle, I... I don't know what to say.
1425
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:35,800
-I do.
-Oh! Dude!
1426
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:42,640
Look, I don't want any trouble, okay?
Lady, no man-girdle.
1427
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,960
Kyle! Hello?
1428
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:49,240
Look, we're losing our lighting,
we need to take pictures now!
1429
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,840
Monica? What are you doing here?
1430
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:56,080
Nice to see you, too, Ashley.
1431
01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:57,840
So what do you say, babe?
1432
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:00,320
Be my date again? Huh?
1433
01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:03,240
What? But you're my date!
1434
01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:08,640
And she's... Riding a bicycle
with the old lady from the mall.
1435
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:13,520
Oh, did I hear that correctly, Monica?
1436
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:15,920
-Mmm-hmm.
-Did she just call me old?
1437
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:20,040
-You know what? I believe she did.
-Oh, that's not good.
1438
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:22,720
No, it wasn't me, it was her!
1439
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:24,600
No, I think she meant "seasoned."
1440
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:26,920
-Oh.
-'Cause you're not that old.
1441
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:30,200
Don't make me do the Macarena again.
1442
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:31,840
-Yeah.
-ASHLEY: What are you doing?
1443
01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:34,480
Oh!
1444
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:36,200
ASHLEY: No! (SQUEALING)
1445
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:40,520
(SCREAMING)
1446
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:41,760
-Kyle!
-(LAUGHTER)
1447
01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:45,760
(ALL LAUGHING)
1448
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:48,240
-Wait, Sierra! There!
-(GASPS) Go!
1449
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:51,200
(SIREN BLARING)
1450
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:52,320
(GASPS)
1451
01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:58,240
I just need your makeup.
1452
01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:00,400
But you're a winter.
My makeup just washes you out.
1453
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:04,200
We know, earlier we...
Never mind, I just need your clutch.
1454
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:08,160
-Oh! Okay.
-Okay, how did that get in there?
1455
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:09,280
Long story.
1456
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:10,520
-How much time do we have?
-Just enough.
1457
01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:11,600
-Okay.
-Let's go.
1458
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:14,760
LIZ: Now remember, this guy
is not messing around, okay?
1459
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:16,520
-Just follow my lead.
-MONICA: I'll be okay.
1460
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:19,480
LIZ: We'll get your dad. Look!
Look, there's a door.
1461
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:21,520
Bingo.
1462
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:36,000
MONICA: You know, we could still
take the diamond to the cops.
1463
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:38,640
-Let them help?
-No. No way, okay?
1464
01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:42,400
I know this guy Pierce. All right?
He's not messing around.
1465
01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:44,280
This is the best way to protect your dad.
1466
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,320
-Um, you got a little...
-Yeah, okay.
1467
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:49,880
Yeah, but then you'd get to march
in the station with the diamond.
1468
01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:52,000
-Yeah.
-You know, like you've always wanted?
1469
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:55,960
(CHUCKLES) Be pretty great to see
the look on The Chief's face, wouldn't it?
1470
01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:57,320
But no.
1471
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:01,320
If you hate The Chief so much,
then why don't you just transfer
1472
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:04,400
-to a different department?
-Because I can't escape her.
1473
01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:08,280
She's like a giant tarantula on my back,
sucking out my soul.
1474
01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:11,840
She's my mom.
1475
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:13,920
-Whoa, really?
-Yeah.
1476
01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:19,120
Wow, that, um... That must be tough.
1477
01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:22,920
Yeah, you have no idea.
I am fifth generation cop.
1478
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:26,960
My granddad always pushed my mom
to be the best, and she was.
1479
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:31,000
But now she's on my back every day,
pushing me to be the best.
1480
01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:33,200
Pointing out every mistake.
1481
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:38,160
That actually sounds kind of refreshing.
1482
01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:40,840
Uh, "refreshing" isn't the word
I would use.
1483
01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:44,760
It's like, I... I love my dad, but...
1484
01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:48,360
I'm only just perfect in his eyes,
you know?
1485
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:52,600
I don't know, let me try that on for size.
"Hey, Liz! You're perfect!"
1486
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:54,920
"Oh, wow, thank you." I think that feels
pretty great, Monica.
1487
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,280
I don't know what you're talkin' about.
1488
01:14:56,360 --> 01:15:00,440
Yeah, but if someone's only telling
you how great you are, then...
1489
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:04,360
How do you know
when you're not great?
1490
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:09,880
I mean, sometimes...
1491
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:16,000
You need a mom telling you the truth.
1492
01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:23,120
That's probably why I'm always asking
everyone's opinion on things.
1493
01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:27,120
So you can be perfect after all.
1494
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:31,920
So people won't leave you.
1495
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:34,600
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1496
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:37,240
Something like that.
1497
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:43,440
Well, if I was your mom...
1498
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:52,520
If I was your mom, I would tell you
1499
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:55,800
that who you are today
1500
01:15:57,720 --> 01:16:00,920
is way more interesting
than perfect will ever be.
1501
01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:07,400
Monica, you're such a great kid.
1502
01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:11,160
You're such a great kid.
1503
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:15,200
And the people
who are worth keeping, right,
1504
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:17,800
they're always gonna be around.
Okay, look at me.
1505
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:18,960
They've always been there for me.
1506
01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:21,720
As difficult as I may be.
I mean, that's questionable.
1507
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:25,120
But, you know, like, my mom, Ed,
they've always been there.
1508
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:32,680
They've always been there.
Wow, they've always been there.
1509
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:37,920
-Let's go rescue your dad.
-Yeah.
1510
01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:41,640
Okay. Now, remember,
1511
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:44,000
the most important thing...
1512
01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:47,480
-Hello? (ECHOING)
-...is the element of surprise.
1513
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:50,520
Sorry. I... I'm sorry.
1514
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:54,800
Hello, ladies! Care to join me?
1515
01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:57,480
LIZ: Get your walkin' shoes on.
1516
01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:02,320
These gizmos never cease to amaze,
do they?
1517
01:17:03,480 --> 01:17:08,800
You can watch British Premier
League football, live, right in your lap!
1518
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:12,400
It's just... Amazing.
1519
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:19,800
Good evening, Lieutenant.
1520
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:24,240
Or should I say disgraced
former Lieutenant?
1521
01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:28,000
(MOCK LAUGHING)
See? That just cracks me up,
1522
01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:31,400
you know, because that,
coming from a guy
1523
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:34,720
who gave a $7 million diamond
to a complete and utter stranger.
1524
01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:35,920
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1525
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:37,920
Where's my diamond?
1526
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:45,120
I think we can both agree that I have
the more valuable collateral here,
1527
01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:47,520
so, please, after you.
1528
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:51,760
Give him the diamond. It's okay.
1529
01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:06,880
Now give me my dad.
1530
01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:10,080
Oh, Monica.
1531
01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:14,880
Monica, Monica, Monica.
1532
01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:20,040
You didn't just expect me
to hand him over, did you?
1533
01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:23,400
What sort of incompetent criminal
do you think I am?
1534
01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:27,400
Make no mistake,
you will get your dad back. Absolutely.
1535
01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:32,240
I'll send you a text message
with his precise location, soon,
1536
01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:36,120
from some safe, unnamed place,
with warm weather.
1537
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:39,280
Until then? Au revoir.
1538
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:43,720
-You know something, Liz?
-What's that, Monica?
1539
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:47,120
For the world's best diamond thief,
guy's kind of an idiot.
1540
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:49,320
-Right? Am I right? Total idiot.
-Oh, yes...
1541
01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:52,720
Exactly...
What exactly do you mean by that?
1542
01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:55,360
-It's the 21st century.
-It is.
1543
01:18:55,440 --> 01:18:57,240
I know exactly where my dad is.
1544
01:18:57,320 --> 01:18:59,560
She does. Go get your dad, honey.
1545
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:00,680
Dad!
1546
01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:04,960
-Dad! Oh.
-(MUFFLED) Monica!
1547
01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:07,360
-Dad, I got you, I got you, I got you.
-(GRUNTING)
1548
01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:10,160
Hold on.
1549
01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:14,400
But how? How did you do that?
1550
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:15,960
Who is this creep?
1551
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:20,640
He's just a low-life who's going to jail
for a long, long time.
1552
01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:21,800
What is that?
1553
01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:28,520
Some non-lethal,
high-voltage stunning thingy?
1554
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:34,200
(CHUCKLING) How adorable.
Forgive me if I completely ignore it
1555
01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:37,560
and just make my exit.
1556
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:39,080
Oh. Ha!
1557
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:42,320
Why are you smiling?
1558
01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:46,280
I think it's because this time,
she called for backup.
1559
01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:47,400
Yeah.
1560
01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:59,920
All right, I need three teams!
Team 1, Team 1, take this exit.
1561
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:04,040
Team 2, cover my back.
I want battering ram ready, let's go!
1562
01:20:04,480 --> 01:20:08,240
Well, I guess I'll just have to
make my exit via the high road.
1563
01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:12,440
Oh, dear.
1564
01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:15,720
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-(GROANING)
1565
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:21,360
ED: Where's my battering ram? Move it!
1566
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:24,400
Wait for my command! Enter on my cue!
1567
01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:27,120
Three, two, one!
1568
01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:32,560
Whoa...
1569
01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:35,840
On second thought,
Ed, I have missed you.
1570
01:20:37,440 --> 01:20:39,080
ED: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1571
01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:44,920
-Yeah.
-(CHUCKLING)
1572
01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:56,600
(ALL CHEERING)
1573
01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:11,880
Lieutenant Elizabeth Morgan,
1574
01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:14,960
reporting recovery of stolen goods
1575
01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:19,560
and apprehension
of suspected perpetrator.
1576
01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:21,520
Permission to file a report.
1577
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,320
-Book him.
-Take him, boys.
1578
01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:29,600
And get that necklace down to Evidence.
1579
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,200
Lieutenant.
1580
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:35,680
-One more thing.
-Yeah?
1581
01:21:41,720 --> 01:21:43,840
You'll need your badge back.
1582
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:47,760
OFFICER 1: Nice.
OFFICER 2: Yeah!
1583
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:49,120
(APPLAUSE)
1584
01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:50,320
(CHEERING)
1585
01:21:59,440 --> 01:22:00,880
Yeah. (CHUCKLING)
1586
01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:05,280
Thank you for saving me.
1587
01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:07,520
You really are an incredible kid,
you know.
1588
01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:09,840
How can I possibly go to MIT?
1589
01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:11,840
I mean, what would you do without me?
1590
01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:15,400
Oh, now, that can't be a factor
in your decision.
1591
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:19,040
Well... I mean...
1592
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:22,240
I don't want to leave you.
1593
01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:26,480
Monica, that's how I'll know
when I've done my job.
1594
01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:28,200
When you can leave.
1595
01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:31,360
Besides, I'm not going anywhere.
I'm right here.
1596
01:22:31,520 --> 01:22:32,720
It's four years.
1597
01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:37,440
And if you decide to stay in Boston,
or move to New York or Kathmandu,
1598
01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:41,680
guess what? They need nurses
there, too. I'll be around.
1599
01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:46,160
-Thanks, Dad.
-(CHUCKLES)
1600
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:49,880
-(CHIMING)
-Oh!
1601
01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:53,960
Excuse me, excuse me.
1602
01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:56,200
Hey! Look, they have an opening,
let's go.
1603
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:57,800
-No, it's okay.
-No, no, no, you can make it!
1604
01:22:57,880 --> 01:22:59,840
There's an opening!
I'll give you a police escort!
1605
01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:03,080
Forget it.
After everything that happened today,
1606
01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:04,760
prom just doesn't seem that important.
1607
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:06,920
Look, it's prom, okay? You have to go.
1608
01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:11,400
Come on! This is the biggest night
of your high school career!
1609
01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:16,880
-But I don't have anything to wear.
-Well...
1610
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:19,960
Follow me.
1611
01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:27,480
Welcome to the coolest
department store in the city.
1612
01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:30,240
Buzz us in.
1613
01:23:36,480 --> 01:23:39,120
Central Police Station Evidence Room.
1614
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:42,000
Wow. What is that?
Can I touch anything?
1615
01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:47,240
Lucky for you,
some criminals have great taste.
1616
01:23:48,280 --> 01:23:49,640
Oh, yeah, they do.
1617
01:23:49,760 --> 01:23:51,760
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
1618
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,480
Live it up
Whatever you're feeling
1619
01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:57,600
Through the dark
Pretty soon we'll be sailing
1620
01:23:57,720 --> 01:23:59,080
(INAUDIBLE)
1621
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,840
Through a colorful world
1622
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:05,360
Here we go
It's just the beginning
1623
01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:07,640
Yeah, you and me
We're spinning
1624
01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:11,080
What do you think? Do you like it?
What do you think?
1625
01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:14,920
Wow. I mean, wow.
1626
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:19,920
I think the real question is,
what do you think?
1627
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:23,880
-I like it.
-I love it.
1628
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:25,600
-I really like it.
-It even works with the hat.
1629
01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:27,120
I know, right?
1630
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:29,280
But there's something missing.
1631
01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:32,360
-What?
-It's missing just a little...
1632
01:24:32,440 --> 01:24:37,000
I don't know, just, maybe...
A little of this?
1633
01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:45,400
Wow!
1634
01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:50,200
-Oh, my goodness.
-Perfect.
1635
01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:53,840
I can't. It is way too valuable.
1636
01:24:53,920 --> 01:24:57,320
Well, I mean, you're gonna
need a full police escort.
1637
01:24:58,480 --> 01:25:00,080
I've never been to prom.
1638
01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:03,120
-Oh, oh, you are going to prom.
-I'm going to prom.
1639
01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:04,680
-You're going to prom!
-I'm going to prom!
1640
01:25:04,840 --> 01:25:07,200
Live it up
Whatever you're feeling
1641
01:25:07,280 --> 01:25:08,840
(SIRENS WAILING)
1642
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:12,520
Through a colorful world
1643
01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:15,240
Through a colorful world
1644
01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:17,960
Here we go
It's just the beginning
1645
01:25:18,040 --> 01:25:20,640
Yeah, you and me
We're spinning
1646
01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:23,240
Through a colorful world
1647
01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:25,640
Through a colorful world
1648
01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:28,240
And this bright light
1649
01:25:28,320 --> 01:25:30,080
THE CHIEF: Come on, listen up!
1650
01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:35,600
I want two men at every entrance
and a full squad inside.
1651
01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:40,920
And keep your eyes on that necklace!
1652
01:25:43,240 --> 01:25:45,640
Live it up
Whatever you're feeling
1653
01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:48,000
Through the dark
Pretty soon we'll be sailing
1654
01:25:48,120 --> 01:25:50,560
Well, I never thought
I'd live to see the day.
1655
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:52,360
My daughter in a ball gown.
1656
01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:55,640
Well, it's for official police business, so...
1657
01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:00,400
Oh, thanks.
1658
01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:05,480
-It was just a little twisted.
-No, I mean, thanks for everything.
1659
01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:09,320
THE CHIEF: You're welcome, honey.
1660
01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:10,960
-Ready?
-Oh, thank you.
1661
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:14,040
Hey.
1662
01:26:15,480 --> 01:26:16,520
Oh!
1663
01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:20,120
You cut your hair!
1664
01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:23,680
-Well, technically, she did.
-Yeah, yeah...
1665
01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:26,440
Um, I've had loads of experience.
Chop, chop.
1666
01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:28,520
-I love it.
-Me, too.
1667
01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:30,560
You look hot.
1668
01:26:31,280 --> 01:26:34,760
-Oh, I almost forgot. You won.
-BOTH: What?
1669
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:39,920
Yeah! In a landslide. News about Kyle
cheating on you with Ashley went viral.
1670
01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:43,600
Her support collapsed.
You are prom queen!
1671
01:26:44,120 --> 01:26:46,960
-Ha!
-Wow! That's, um...
1672
01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:48,720
Wow!
1673
01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:51,440
-Group hug!
-(CHEERING)
1674
01:26:53,080 --> 01:26:54,600
Come on, girls, let's go to prom.
1675
01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:57,520
-Oh, we're going to prom.
-Oh, we're going!
1676
01:26:57,800 --> 01:27:00,760
Here we go
It's just the beginning
1677
01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:02,000
Okay, let's go!
1678
01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:03,840
(ALL CHEERING)
1679
01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:10,720
Yeah, Monica!
1680
01:27:21,760 --> 01:27:23,960
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
1681
01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:26,200
This is an incredible honor.
1682
01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:31,240
Wow! Um, for the past few weeks,
1683
01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:34,240
this moment was all I could think about.
1684
01:27:35,960 --> 01:27:41,560
But I woke up this morning,
and my day took a little bit of a detour.
1685
01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:42,880
(CHUCKLES)
1686
01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:45,400
You see, there was this person.
1687
01:27:46,720 --> 01:27:49,800
Sure, she had terrible style
and questionable social skills.
1688
01:27:49,880 --> 01:27:52,360
-(CHUCKLING)
-And, sure, she probably ruined
1689
01:27:52,440 --> 01:27:54,640
my chance to ever
legally drive in the state.
1690
01:27:54,720 --> 01:27:56,040
(WHISPERING) I'm so sorry.
1691
01:27:57,360 --> 01:27:59,480
But she taught me something.
1692
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:04,640
Something I wanna share
with all of you.
1693
01:28:06,440 --> 01:28:10,120
Whoever you really are, it's okay to
1694
01:28:11,720 --> 01:28:13,240
be that person.
1695
01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:17,160
And you don't have
to put it up for a vote.
1696
01:28:17,560 --> 01:28:20,920
Because perfect, eh, it's overrated.
1697
01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:24,800
And the people
that really care about you?
1698
01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:26,560
Well, they're not going anywhere.
1699
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:32,960
And I've decided to go to MIT next year.
1700
01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:35,400
-(CHEERING)
-Oh, yeah, you will!
1701
01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:38,680
Sorry, sorry.
1702
01:28:39,520 --> 01:28:40,760
(LAUGHS)
1703
01:28:41,440 --> 01:28:44,240
I'm gonna miss you all. So tonight?
1704
01:28:45,080 --> 01:28:47,920
Let's soak it up, and have a great time.
1705
01:28:48,760 --> 01:28:50,560
-Thank you.
-(CHEERING)
1706
01:28:52,240 --> 01:28:53,960
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1707
01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:57,880
We've got the love
Together we can sing it
1708
01:28:57,960 --> 01:29:01,760
All over the world
All over the world
1709
01:29:02,520 --> 01:29:06,680
We all belong
Together we can bring it
1710
01:29:06,760 --> 01:29:10,240
All over the world
All over the world
1711
01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:19,320
All over the world
All over the world
1712
01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:23,760
Ed? You... You... You are...
1713
01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:28,960
You have such great
1714
01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:31,680
nostrils.
1715
01:29:37,320 --> 01:29:38,560
Thanks.
1716
01:29:44,200 --> 01:29:45,280
Um...
1717
01:29:46,600 --> 01:29:48,680
Do you, um... Do you...
1718
01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:53,560
-Do you wanna dance?
-Yeah! Let's do it.
1719
01:29:53,640 --> 01:29:55,640
-Okay, great.
-Can I lead?
1720
01:29:56,200 --> 01:29:57,640
Probably not.
1721
01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:01,360
We got the love
1722
01:30:01,440 --> 01:30:03,000
(ALL CHEERING)
1723
01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:07,320
All over the world
All over the world
1724
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:09,840
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
1725
01:30:11,920 --> 01:30:13,760
I like to watch you sleep
1726
01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:15,520
Stay with the status quo
1727
01:30:15,640 --> 01:30:19,080
I always wonder if it's all worth it
1728
01:30:19,160 --> 01:30:20,400
Come on!
1729
01:30:24,160 --> 01:30:25,200
(LAUGHING)
1730
01:30:25,280 --> 01:30:27,880
Okay, let's skip that part real quick.
1731
01:30:28,520 --> 01:30:31,360
Hey, take it easy! It's a little bumpy!
(SCREAMING)
1732
01:30:31,440 --> 01:30:33,720
-(LAUGHING)
-Oh!
1733
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:39,280
Right there...
1734
01:30:40,480 --> 01:30:41,760
Oh! Oh, sorry! Oh...
1735
01:30:41,840 --> 01:30:44,000
-Here you go.
-Okay. Oh...
1736
01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:46,880
-Okay, um, how did that get in there?
-How much time do we have?
1737
01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:48,280
-Just enough.
-Okay.
1738
01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:49,760
Oh, we need the diamond...
1739
01:30:49,840 --> 01:30:52,000
Excuse me, we need the diamond.
It's the best part of the necklace.
1740
01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:53,240
MAN: One more right away!
1741
01:30:57,840 --> 01:30:59,160
(GRUNTING)
1742
01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:02,840
-Push harder.
-Yeah, just, um...
1743
01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:05,360
(BOTH GRUNTING)