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...Alpa Chino!

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Booty Sweat Alpa Chino.

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Buka sebotol minuman!

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Bar Booty Sweat dan Bust-A-Nut
boleh didapati..

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00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,680
...di kaunter minuman skrg.

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TRELER YG SETERUSNYA TELAH
DI LULUSKAN BAGI PENONTON

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Pada 2013,
bila pusingan Bumi berhenti..

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Presiden telah mengumumkan
bhw seluruh Amerika Utara..

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00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:36,658
...adalah kawasan bencana.

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Aku menyeru org Amerika semua
utk bersatu..

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...dunia menyeru seorng lelaki
yg boleh membawa perbezaan.

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Bila ia berlaku lagi,
dunia menyerunya sekali lagi.

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Dan tiada org yg menjangkanya
3 kali lagi!

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Kini..

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...Jelaki yg pernah membawa
perbezaan 5 kali sebelum ini..

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.Akan membawa perbezaan
sekali lagi

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Cuma kali ini ia lain..

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Siapa yg biarkan
pintu peti sejuk terbuka?

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Tugg Speedman..

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"Pembakar 6: Pencairan Global"

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Inilah ia sekali lagi

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Sekali lagi..

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MUSIM SEJUK INI..

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TRELER SETERUSNYA TELAH
DILULUSKAN BAGI PENONTON

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Ada..
..apa-apa lagi?

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Ya.. Lebih kacang lagi.

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Nek, alamak!

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Tolonglah!

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Musim panas ini, keluarga obes
kegemaran Amerika akan kembali

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Menjijikkan!

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-Kau marah krn aku kurus..
-Taklah!

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Jeff Portnoy

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00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:20,888
Dan Jeff Portnoy adalah..
."Keluarga Gemuk: Bahagian Ke-2".

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Di sesetengah negara..

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00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,638
...itu di anggap satu pujian.

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Di siarkan musim panas ini..

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TRELER YG SETERUSNYA TELAH
DILULUSKAN BAGI PENONTON

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Pada zaman yg mana jika kita lain
kita akan di kutuk..

39
00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:02,423
...dan di kutuk akan mati..

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00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:10,764
...seorg lelaki memilih
utk menyoal Tuhannya.

41
00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,436
Dari Fox Searchlight..

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Pemenang Anugerah Academy
sebanyak 5 kali, Kirk Lazarus.

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Dan Pemenang Anugerah Ciuman
Terbaik Filem MTV, Tobey Maguire

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Pemenang Anugerah Monyet Menangis
yg paling didambakan..

45
00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,839
...dlm Festival Filem Beijing..

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."Satan's Alley"

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MUSIM LURUH INI

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Aku sangat nakal, Paderi..

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Pada musim sejuk 1969..

50
00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:35,519
...sebuah pasukan elit Tentera A.S...

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00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:40,479
...dihantar ke 1 tugasan rahsia
di Vietnam Barat

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Objektifnya: Menyelamatkan
Sarjan Four Leaf Tayback..

53
00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,533
...dari sebuah Kem Penjara NVA
yg dikawal rapi.

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00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,738
Misi itu di anggap hampir
spt membunuh diri.

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00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:54,333
Drpd 10 org yg di hantar,
hanya 4 yg kembali..

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Drpd 4 org itu, 3 drpd mrk
menulis buku ttg apa yg telah berlaku.

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Drpd 3 buku itu,
2 buku telah diterbitkan..

58
00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:05,215
Drpd 2 buku itu, hanya sebuah buku
yg dpt jual hak perfileman.

59
00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:11,972
Ini adalah sebuah kisah ttg lelaki
yg cuba membikin filem itu.

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Whiskey Fire Old Snake
meminta persediaan LZ..

61
00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:28,033
...di Alpha-Delta-2-4-8-9

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Floyd, aku ketua unit
Eselon kanan sdg menghampiri..

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...dari RP ke LZ.. Sila balas!

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Floyd, Wall-Eye dah berlepas..
..Selamat dtg.

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Baiklah, ketua sdg masuk..
Lindunginya!

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Betul, Gunslinger adalah panas!
Aku ulangi, Gunslinger adalah panas!

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Ini 0-3..
Aku di belakang kau, jgn risau!

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Chalk-3 sdg kena tembak,
senjata ke kanan..

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Daratkannya!

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Marilah!

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00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:14,746
Tolonglah, org yg tak beradab kotor!

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.Wall-Eye, Wall-Eye..
..aku Boomer 1-7 dlm zon mendarat!

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Aku perlukan askar yg bergerak pantas
di atas helikopter Amerika aku, faham?

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Boomer, ini Wall-Eye...
..Aku ada 2-Alpha-4..

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-Semuanya dah bersedia!
-Alamak! Alamak!

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Alamak!

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Bercakap dlm radio itu
dan dapatkan sikit senjata

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Alamak!

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Dengar sini, budak..

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...kau bawa masuk bahan api itu
dan lakukan letupan skrg!

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Aku boleh lakukannya sendiri,
tapi aku sangat sibuk!

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Aku perlukan satu jawapan, Boomer!

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Aku dengar!

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Apa?

85
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Itu bagi Brooklyn!

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Aku rasa aku boleh letaknya balik

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Ini Hari Krismas terakhir
yg akan aku habiskan..

88
00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:01,793
...dgn Victor Charlie menyerang aku!

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00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,584
Kau nak? Dapatkannya!

90
00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:07,757
...Fats! Aku tak nampak Four Leaf!

91
00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:11,090
Jgn tak ambil kira dia!
Dia sangat bernasib baik!

92
00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:14,131
Motown, bawa diri kau..

93
00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,474
...ke dlm helikopter ini skrg juga!

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00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,435
Four Leaf masih di luar situ, Sarjan!

95
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Jgn cakap begitu dgn aku!
Kita kena pergi!

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00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,520
Tunduk! Tunduk!

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Apa yg sdg aku tengok ini? Apa ini?

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00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:31,566
Tolonglah, jomlah! Terbanglah!

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00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:34,155
Sarjan, itu Four Learf..

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Jangan!

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Teruskan hidup!

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Lindungi aku!

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Aku nampak kau!

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Bertahanlah, Four Leaf!

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Alamak!

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Berhati-hati di bahagian kanan aku!

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Marilah, Leaf! Jomlah!

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Tak!

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-Fats!
-Alamak!

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Bawa kami ke arah mrk!

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Tengoklah kau..
Bermain dgn grenad

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00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:07,707
Aku sejuk, Linc..

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00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,582
Aku tak dpt rasa kaki aku

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la bukannya apa-apa..

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00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,422
Pegang tangan aku..

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00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,390
...KkKrm aku nak

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beritahu kau sesuatu

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00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,391
Alamak..

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00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,360
Bila kita kembali nanti..

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00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,193
...aku akan ajar kau cara menjugel

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Hidup aku tak bermakna..

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00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:43,239
...tapi aku nak kau tahu sesuatu

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Apa?

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00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:48,876
Kau adalah..

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00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,047
...kau adalah saudara aku

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00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:10,061
Kau saudara aku.. Kau adalah..

127
00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,854
Aku saudara kau

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00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,106
Minta maaf, boleh kita berhenti?

129
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,690
-Apa yg dia katakan?
-Damien, boleh kita berhenti?

130
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,446
Tak..

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00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,570
Jet akan masuk tak lama lagi,
letupan besar, 2 minit

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00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,784
Teruskan pengambaran

133
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,535
Tak, jgn teruskan pengambaran..
Boleh kita berhenti?

134
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,287
-Kita akan berhenti
-Tak, keluar!

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00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,369
Kenapa?
Sebenarnya, punggung aku sakit!

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00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,749
Abah-abah ini tak selesa!

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00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,038
Set Tropic Thunder..
Daerah Quang Tri, Vietnam!

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00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,124
-Damien, kita nak berhenti?
-Tak, teruskan!

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00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,376
En. Cockburn! Kita nak berhenti?

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00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,633
Tak! Tak, kita tak boleh berhenti!
Kita akan teruskan!

141
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:41,800
Damien, apa halnya?

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00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,719
Kita nak letupkan
barisan pokok ini atau tak?

143
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,392
Tuk Tuk dan Kim
yg bawakan bahan api ini

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00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,718
Aku akan biar mrk letupkannya
jika kau benarkannya!

145
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,054
-Teruskannya!
-Dieter, boleh dia dengar suara kita?

146
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,732
Itu C-4.. Letaknya balik..
Aku kata peledak

147
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,230
Aku perlukan seseorang
yg fasih dlm Bahasa Inggeris!

148
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,776
Dia sdg mengait baju sejuk di sini

149
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,234
Aku sdg cuba sapukan Tiger Balm
pada hutan ini

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00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,439
Alamak!

151
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,153
Talian Hangat Alpa Chino..
Ada apa hal, sayang?

152
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,493
Apa yg sdg berlaku di sini?

153
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,741
Semua org diam..

154
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,323
Jet sdg dtg.. Kita hanya ada
satu peluang nak lakukan ini!

155
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,495
DIlm kiraaan 3! 1, 2, bernafas

156
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:10,792
Tolonglah aku..
Aku tak nak lakukan satu kiraan..

157
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,327
...detik pelancaran sebelum
aku berlakon dlm adegan ini

158
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,412
Tiada kiraan detik pelancaran?

159
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,746
Boleh kita lakukannya dgn perkataan
"Mula"?

160
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,423
Mula bila kamu dah bersedia..

161
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,296
Aku bukan sebuah roket, okey?

162
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,006
Baiklah.. Dan mula!

163
00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:23,096
Apa saja yg kau suka, sayang!
Alamak! Jgn mati!

164
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,595
Erika, bawakan aku Air Vitamin!

165
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,175
Damien, minta maaf..

166
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,887
Bukannya aku nak caci dia,
tapi kalau aku sdg menangis..

167
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,688
...patutkah Osiris menangis juga?

168
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,685
-Tak, semua org menangis..
-Kita nak berhenti atau menangis?

169
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,107
-Tak, kita akan menangis!
-Bagilah arahan!

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00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,560
Kirk, kau boleh menangis.
Tugg, kau boleh menangis

171
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,769
Terima kasih!

172
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:41,148
-Kau nampak betapa resahnya dia skrg?
-Aku tahu..

173
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,783
-Jomlah, kita lakukan sesuatu yg baik.
-Mulakanlah kerja..

174
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:43,859
Kamera masih berjalan!

175
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,870
Ini Falcon One.. Ada sebuah rabung
kira-kira 2 minit di depan

176
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,197
Dieter, jet ini akan terbang
melewati garisan rabung Ini..

177
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,291
...mrk ada kira-kira 200 paun
bahan letupan utk dilepaskan

178
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,538
Aku nak tahu kalau-kalau
kita dah bersedia

179
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,463
-Kau adalah..
-..aku adalah..

180
00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:01,043
Tengok, itulah masalahnya, Damien!
Aku rasa ia adalah dialog itu

181
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,172
Ya?

182
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,133
Aku tak tahu kalau-kalau Four Leaf
akan kata begitu.. Four Leaf?

183
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,556
Kau menangis bila tangan kau meletup?

184
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,300
Tak.. Tengok, dia tak menangis.
Itulah yg sdg aku..

185
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,976
Jadi, skrg kita nak
tulis semula skripnya?

186
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,224
-Kau nak ke mana?
-Jom.. kita tulisnya semula!

187
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,476
...Action Jackson tak dpt nangis.
Itulah masalahnya!

188
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,557
Kirk, aku dah bersedia
nak lakukan adegan itu

189
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:19,236
Adegan apa? Adegan itu
adalah pasal emosi.. Mana ia?

190
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,904
Kita patut ubah skrip itu!

191
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,022
Jika nak tunggu
budak-budak aku menangis..

192
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,190
...kita kena tunggu
sampai Tahun Baru Cina!

193
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,733
Itu pun mrk!

194
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:28,036
-Kirk, jgn!
-Berhenti mengekori aku!

195
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,162
Boleh aku minta diri?

196
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,661
-Kapal terbang sdg masuk!
-Aku tahu! Alamak!

197
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,914
Dapatkan buah itu!

198
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:38,255
Itu isyaratnya! Cepat! Cepat!

199
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,420
Cantiknya!

200
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,394
Alam semula jadi baru saja
dpt kejutan besar!

201
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,557
Panas! Panas!

202
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,445
-Hebat..
-Alamak!

203
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,230
Kamu semua, turunkan aku!

204
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,617
Menceroboh hutan..

205
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,787
Lebih banyak berita buruk
dari set Vietnam Tropic Thunder..

206
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:14,624
...yg mana 1 letupan $4 juta
telah hanguskan lokasi Asia itu..

207
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,709
...dan kamera kita tak tangkapnya pun

208
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,458
Dibiayai oleh Les Grossman
yg panas baran, kaya dan berpengaruh..

209
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,708
...filem itu dah dikatakan
akan lewat sebulan..

210
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,635
...hanya 5 hari selepas
pengambaran bermula. Sebabnya?

211
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:28,721
Semua jari sdg menuding ke arah
pengarah baru Damien Cockburn..

212
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,891
...yg dikatakan tak dpt mengawal..
..Darisan pelakon terkenalnya..

213
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:35,437
...termasuk bintang flatulen francais
"Fatties" yg popular..

214
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,721
...Jeff Portnoy

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00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,308
Biar aku beritahu kamu sesuatu.
Ramai org tak hormati aku

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00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:43,153
Mrk kata bhw filem ini karut..
..la pasal keluarga dan..

217
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:46,399
Kamu tak dpt lakukan apa yg aku buat

218
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:50,736
Baru ditahan krn memiliki heroin,
gam dan kokain..

219
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,162
<i>...Portnoy hampir tak dpt insurans</i>

220
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,658
DIm barisan pelakon itu
ada juga Alpa Chino..

221
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,621
...Yyg kuat mempromosikan Booty Sweat

222
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,253
Aku sangat teruja..
..pasal Tropic Thunder..

223
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,502
Hei, minumlah Booty Sweat, sayang!
Minum Booty Sweat..

224
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,253
Tapi yg paling penting
dim set pengambaran itu adalah..

225
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,086
...pemenang Anugerah Academy
sebanyak 5 kali, Kirk Lazarus

226
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,342
Bangsa Australia yg popular bagi
kelakuan jahatnya..

227
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,922
...di luar pengambaran..

228
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,849
...adalah terkenal
bagi penglibatan penuhnya..

229
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,601
...dAlm sebarang watak yg dipegangnya

230
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,018
Menjadi seorg pelakon
tiada bezanya dgn..

231
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,312
...seorg pemain ragbi
atau pekerja tapak pembinaan..

232
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,519
...cuma peralatan aku

233
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,687
adalah mekanisme
yg mencetuskan emosi manusia

234
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,856
Lazarus melalui satu prosedur

235
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,980
mengubah pigmentasi yg kontroversial..
..bagi watak sarjan

236
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:30,196
berbangsa Afrika-Amerika platun..
..Lincoln Osiris

237
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,697
Ya!

238
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,695
Pelakon yg cuba berlakon sebaik Kirk

239
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,952
adalah pelakon penuh aksi
Tugg Speedman

240
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,830
Dulunya bintang berpendapatan
paling tinggi di dunia..

241
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,996
.filem terbarunya "Scorcher" tak
mendapat sambutan yg begitu hangat

242
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,710
Baru-baru ini, Speedman bercakap
secara terbuka dgn Tyra

243
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,712
Kau tiada keluarga yg sebenar.

244
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:51,304
Kau di bahagian 40 tahun yg salah
Kau tiada anak dan keseorangan..

245
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,052
Seorg yg rapat dgn kau kata..

246
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,972
"Satu lagi kegagalan
dan ia akan berakhir"

247
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,180
Ada org kata dia rapat dgn aku?

248
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,228
Ia tahun yg sukar bagi Tugg..

249
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,148
Komedi yg menghampakan
"Chitlin dan Dude"..

250
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:09,903
..di Ikuti Adgn percubaan
di dim filem dramatik dan serius

251
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,073
"Simple Jack"..

252
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,068
...kisah seorg pembantu ladang
cacat mental..

253
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,907
...Yg boleh bercakap dgn haiwan..

254
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,905
...adalah satu kegagalan besar..

255
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,660
<i>...yg mana para kritik
menggelarnya sebagai..</i>

256
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,618
"salah satu filem paling teruk
dim sejarah"

257
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:25,330
Otak aku tak baik

258
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:29,255
Aku rasa otak kau agak baik, Jack

259
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:34,553
Kau buat aku gembira

260
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,427
Tapi kini persoalannya adalah
dapatkah Speedman..

261
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,512
...buat penonton gembira

262
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,392
...dlm apa yg dikatakan..

263
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,774
-..filem perang paling mahal di dunia ?
-Rick Peck dim talian..

264
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,351
Semoga Tugg berjaya dim yg itu

265
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:50,781
...Rum-Tum-Tuggernauts, aku Pecker!
Kau ada masa bagi ejen kau?

266
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,194
Hei, kawan!

267
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,867
Cuba teka aku sdg merenung siapa?

268
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,618
Aku sdg merenung muka hodoh kau

269
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:58,037
dibelakang kulit majalah Vanity Fair..

270
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,536
...memegang satu patung beruang panda
yg comel dari Cutesville

271
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,243
la gila.. Kau seorg penyanyi rock..

272
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,958
Hei, ada kau terima bakul hadiah
yg aku hantar itu?

273
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,083
Dari Rick..

274
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,295
Ya.. Ia cool! Terima kasih..

275
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,968
Baiklah!
Itu sebuah telefon satelit sebenar

276
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,636
Jgn hadiahkannya kpd org lain..

277
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,256
Hei, ada kau nampak
rencana Access Hollywood itu?

278
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,301
Ya.. la spt memukul seorg budak buta
dgn pistol

279
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,682
Aku tak nak sembunyikan kebenaran
dari kau, Tugg!

280
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,809
Kau seorg bintang besar..

281
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,397
Baiklah, tapi skrg..

282
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,067
...kau spt budak di taman permainan..

283
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,145
...yg ada kutu dan yg budak lain
tak nak main bersama

284
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,230
-Apa maksud kau?
-Kita kena cukur rambut kau dan..

285
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,817
...hantar kau keluar semula, kan?

286
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,242
Apa?

287
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,240
Adegan menangis itu macam mana?

288
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,072
Teruk.. Lazarus mula menangis

289
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,329
<i>Air liur dia mula meleleh..
..dan ia tiada dlm skrip pun</i>

290
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,576
Berhenti!

291
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,411
Kau kena kuatkan semangat, Tuggboat..

292
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,168
Siapalah yg kisah betapa
berbakatnya dia berbanding kau?

293
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,668
Jika dia menangis,
kau kena menangis lebih kuat lagi

294
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,924
Bukankah anjing kau
mengidapi leukemia

295
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,425
sewaktu kau kecil?
Fikirkanlah itu..

296
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,429
Boom! Tamat cerita..
Mrk dah pasang TiVo?

297
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,009
-Tak
-Apa?

298
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,011
Mrk ada kabel digital, tapi ia okey..

299
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,354
Tak, tolonglah! Ia tak okey..

300
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,599
Ia tak okey, Tugg!

301
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,856
Kau tak perlu jelaskan kpd aku
kenapa kau perlukan TiVo..

302
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:14,861
...atau air bersih, cadar bersih..
..makanan dan perlindungan..

303
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:18,110
Aku bermati-matian dapatkannya
dim kontrak kau

304
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,286
Bagaimana proses anak angkat itu?

305
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,364
Tak begitu baik..

306
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,041
Sekurang-kurangnya kau dpt pilih
anak kau

307
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,002
Aku pula tersekat dgn anak aku

308
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,465
Kembali bekerjalah, askar genius..

309
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,385
Pecker ada misi TiVo bagi kau..

310
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,299
Berusaha dgn air mata itu

311
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,471
Baiklah!

312
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,140
Katakannya bagi aku sekali lagi

313
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:43,844
"Kau buat aku gembira"

314
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,225
-Aku cinta kau, kawan!
-Baiklah!

315
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,148
"Mesyuarat krisis"?
Apa maksudnya?

316
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,896
Kita dlm krisis?

317
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,523
Dia ketua studio..

318
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,984
Dia sdg buat permintaan
dari 10,000 batu dari sini

319
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,189
Dia cuma nak sikit masa
berbual dgn kau

320
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,904
Aku tahu, cuma kau kata
dia gelarnya mesyuarat krisis

321
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:01,407
Dia Les Grossman.. Dia gunakan
perkataan itu sembarangan

322
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:05,912
"Krisis", "letupan",
"berhenti", "dipecat"

323
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,333
Itu hanya perkataan..

324
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,536
Ya! Ya!

325
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,923
Rahsiakannya? Satu trak kamera
di London baru saja langgar Judi Dench

326
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,165
Percayalah aku, dia ada masalah
yg lebih besar

327
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,752
Dia mungkin nampak aku,
tapi aku tak nampak dia

328
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:20,134
Cepat! Cepat! Hello, Les! Hello!

329
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,924
-Kaki kau di atas meja aku.
-Boleh dia nampak kita?

330
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,350
Tak tahu kenapa kita tiada..

331
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,599
Dapatkan dia satu Diet Coke..
Les! Ia berkesan!

332
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:30,725
Ya, apa saja yg kau buat di sini..
Hello, Les!

333
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,892
Kami dpt dengar kau dgn jelas, Les..

334
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,688
Aku nampak kau! Aku nampak kau..

335
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,945
Siapa antara kamu
adalah Damien Cockburn?

336
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,447
Aku, tuan..

337
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:46,118
Akhirnya dpt jumpa kau juga

338
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:50,202
Dan siapa antara kamu adalah
ketua juruteknik? Kau? Kau

339
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,624
Pukul muka pengarah itu dgn kuat

340
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,806
Maaf!

341
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,729
Ini semua salah kau!

342
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,901
Kau bazirkan banyak wang, kawanku

343
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,730
Les, aku faham kau marah..

344
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,815
...tapi aku sdg berdepan
dgn sekumpulan primadona!

345
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:24,403
Badut! Tuqg Speedman
tak dpt menangis!

346
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,737
Kau tahu bagaimana kau menangani
seorg pelakon?

347
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:26,912
Jika mrk merungut pasal apa saja..

348
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,333
...kau tanggalkan seluar mrk
dan pukul mrk

349
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,626
-Kau pukullah dia, Les..
-Apa?

350
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,506
Memukul seorg budak
akan jadikannya sukar dikawal

351
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:40,256
Kegerunan akan jadikannya seorg lelaki

352
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:45,928
Aku tahu suatu tempat yg mana
harga seseorang lelaki dinilai..

353
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,807
..dari telinga yg tergantung
pada tag namanya

354
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,643
Perkara yg sebenar..

355
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,354
Kau nak bikin filem ini, kan?

356
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,937
Di situlah kau patut bawa
pelakon tak guna kau

357
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,357
Siapa dia?

358
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,359
Les, itu Four Learf..

359
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:07,783
Sarjan Four Leaf Tayback..
Aku yg tulis buku itu

360
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:14,044
Kau seorg Amerika yg hebat..
Negara ini berhutang budi kpd kau

361
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:17,129
Skrg diamlah
dan biar aku lakukan kerja aku!

362
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,457
Dengar sini, Cockburn..

363
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:23,637
Mulai skrg..
buku lima aku akan dekat dgn otak kau..

364
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,054
Sehingga setiap kali
kau ada sebarang idea..

365
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:28,220
...a kena berjengket-jengket
melepasi cincin perkahwinan aku

366
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,848
<i>Kawal pelakon kau..
.jika tak, aku akan hentikan semua ini.</i>

367
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,058
Diet Coke!

368
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,320
Bila suatu kawanan sesat jalan...

369
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:52,874
...gembala perlu bunuh lembu jantan
yg menyesatkannya

370
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:58,000
Mari sini.. Tak apa!

371
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,174
-Duduklah!
-Ya..

372
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:07,677
-Jadi kau tak suka hotel itu?
-Katil akan bagi aku mimpi ngeri

373
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:17,899
Aku dpt teka bhw..
..kau tak jumpa kulit rakun Dixie..

374
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:22,358
...dgn seorg pelacur Ohio..
..menunjukkan jalan?

375
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,452
Apa?

376
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:34,540
Aku bagi kau cerita aku..

377
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:38,040
...dan kau tak boleh hampakan aku

378
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:41,748
Kau ingat aku hanya mengarut
dlm mesyurat itu?

379
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:45,715
Kau kena bawa budak-budak itu
ke tempat yg berbahaya

380
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,387
Apa? Aku tak faham..

381
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:50,716
-Kau nak bikin filem kau atau tak?
-Ya, aku nak..

382
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:54,303
Okey, jadi dapatkan beberapa
kamera video jenis yg kecil

383
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:58,056
Kita bawa mrk ke situ dan letakkan mrk
di kalangan pokok di sudut yg berlainan

384
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,484
Kemudian kau bagi aku
dan Cody yg piromania itu..

385
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:06,440
Semua bom asap, isian ubat bedil,
bahan letupan, peledak yg kau ada

386
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,984
Kemudian kita bawa mrk ke situ

387
00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:12,161
Aku dan Cody akan letupkan
seluruh hutan itu..

388
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:15,247
...utk takutkan
semua pelakon tak guna itu..

389
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,325
...dan buat mrk meminta ibu mrk

390
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,035
Mrk akan merayu diberikan
satu beg mayat..

391
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,915
.Jika ia dpt bantu mrk keluar dari situ

392
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,258
Aku boleh lakukannya..

393
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:29,470
Aku boleh bikin seluruh filem ini
dlm stail gerila.. ..Kotor dan kasar..

394
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:32,928
Auhkan mrk dari pengasuh dan
pembantu mrk yg suka mengampu itu

395
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,099
Letakkan mrk di keadaan yg sebenar..

396
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,426
-Yg sebenar..
-Dgn kegerunan yg sebenar!

397
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:38,604
Kegerunan dan emosi yg sebenar!
Ya, Four Learf, ya!

398
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,273
Ya! Ya!

399
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,646
Bawa mrk menjauhi kehidupan moden!

400
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,878
Kamu bukan lagi pelakon
dlm sebuah filem!

401
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,708
Kau 5 lelaki di atas sebuah helikopter!

402
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,211
Bersama 3 lelaki lain!

403
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,389
Kita akan pergi berapa lama?

404
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:21,560
Kerana aku tinggalkan
vitamin aku di hotel

405
00:23:21,692 --> 00:23:24,229
-Diamlah, tak guna!
-Betul, tak guna!

406
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:50,092
Cepat! Cepat!
Lompat keluar dari helikopter ini!

407
00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:54,556
Cepat, tak guna, cepat!
Bergerak, askar, bergerak!

408
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,932
Keluar, ulat tak guna!

409
00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:59,519
-Ia terlalu tinggi!
-Bergerak, si gemuk, bergerak!

410
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,769
Jumpa di neraka nanti!

411
00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:20,449
Ini karutlah! Sekurang-kurangnya
akan kena telefon pembantu aku

412
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,452
Alamak!

413
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:28,122
Kau sdg berada berhampiran
dgn kem musuh V.C.

414
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:31,717
Tahniah, Fats! Kau baru saja
menyebabkan kita semua terbunuh

415
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:36,302
Ada sesiapa lain yg nak dedahkan
kedudukan kita kpd Charlie?

416
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,133
Telefon bimbit!

417
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:39,429
Apa halnya, Damien?

418
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,140
Tiada telefon bimbit pada tahun 1969..
Seluruh badan aku adalah bersesuaian..

419
00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:43,562
...dgn filem ini

420
00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:47,062
Tuan-tuan, aku ada berita baik
dan berita buruk

421
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:50,645
Studio nak hentikan produksi kita
Itulah berita buruknya..

422
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:53,071
Berita baiknya..

423
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:56,071
Jika kamu nak selamatkan filem ini..
kamu kena jadi satu unit

424
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:59,950
Objektif kamu adalah utk bergerak
ke Utara ke Sungai D'ang Kwook..

425
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,581
...dan bebaskan kem tahan Perang..

426
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:04,910
...yg mana Four Leaf
akan biar dirinya ditangkap..

427
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,836
...yg mana kamu akan selamatkannya..

428
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:10,290
...yg mana kami akan bawa
kamu pulang dgn helikopter!

429
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,625
Alamak!

430
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,510
Four Leaf,
memandangkan kau staf Sarjan..

431
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,005
...itu petanya dan ini senarai adegan

432
00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:19,303
Kau rasa kau dpt tanganinya?

433
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,718
Kami dah pasangkan
seluruh lembah kematian ini..

434
00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:23,553
...dgn kamera yg tersembunyi

435
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:28,688
Dan aku juga akan menangkap adegan
kamu, dari lokasi yg tersembunyi..

436
00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:32,354
...supaya setiap detik yg hebat akan
tertangkap di dlm filem

437
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:36,820
Dan percayalah, tuan-tuan,
ia akan jadi hebat..

438
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:37,984
Jika ia kelihatan sebenar
besar kemungkinan..

439
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,493
...a memang keadaan sebenar

440
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,154
Kamu nak jadi pelakon

441
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,868
Kamu nak jadi org lain

442
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:47,000
Jadi bersedialah menjadi
askar Infrantri A.S...

443
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:50,835
...yg dikelilingi kematian,
merangkak dari lubang Syaitan

444
00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:54,129
Akan ada serangan kejutan
dan tembakan dari musuh..

445
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:56,551
.Nam kamu sendiri..

446
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:01,265
Radio ini hanya terpasang
pada helikopter..

447
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:05,762
Helikopter ini adalah Tuhan,
dan aku adalah Nabi Isa, anaknya..

448
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:08,606
Kamu adalah pengikut aku yg terpilih

449
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:11,726
Dan tiada sesiapa dpt pulang
sehingga kita dpt adegan itu

450
00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:14,900
Pasangkanlah muka perang kamu,
tuan-tuan..

451
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:19,693
Sekarang, jomlah membikin sebuah
filem perang yg paling hebat!

452
00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:22,112
-Ya!
-Baiklah!

453
00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:41,926
Ya!

454
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,432
Ya!

455
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:55,145
Ada satu letupan di Sektor Utara

456
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,441
Jejak dan ikutnya..

457
00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,910
Agak baik, Cockburn!

458
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:05,954
Agak baik..

459
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,242
Tak kira di mana kau!

460
00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:14,293
Tak kira di mana dia?
Nampaknya dia di merata-rata tempat

461
00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:18,004
Inilah ia..

462
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:20,128
Ia tentu sebuah periuk api
Perancis lama

463
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:23,757
la tinggalan dari koloni Indo-China..
Pasti hutan ini dipenuhi dgnnya

464
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:29,262
Kamu tak fahamkah?
Dia sdg permainkan kita..

465
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,430
Itulah maksudnya
dgn permainan Tuhan ini

466
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:34,100
Dia sdg cuba nak buatkan kita berlakon
dgn baik dan selamatkan filem itu

467
00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:37,191
Dia bukan nak jadi Tuhan,
dia sdg dinilainya..

468
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,948
Itulah objektif kita
Selesaikan misi ini

469
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:46,988
Kami nampak sepasukan
tentera Amerika yg bersenjata

470
00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:48,489
D.E.A.?

471
00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:49,623
Mungkin..

472
00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:52,994
Jgn tersinggung, Kirk! Aku tahu
kau seorg bintang filem di sini..

473
00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:56,998
...tapi aku pernah lakukan lebih filem
dgn kesan khas berbanding kau

474
00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:58,499
Dan aku rasa aku boleh tahu..

475
00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:02,173
...satu kepala palsu drpd yg sebenar

476
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:03,804
Alamak..

477
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:08,468
Ia sirap jagunglah.
Sirap jagung dan lateks

478
00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:14,770
Sirap jagung berperisa darah yg panas

479
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,021
Alamak!

480
00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:19,775
Asap dan cermin.
Selamat dtg ke kilang perfileman

481
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,105
Helah paling biasa digunakan

482
00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:24,407
Oh, dia sdg tunduk..

483
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:25,867
Alamak!

484
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,747
Tengoklah aku!

485
00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,332
Kamu akan dpt adegan itu,

486
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:35,415
dan aku akan pastikannya..
..krn aku adalah pengarah.

487
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,663
Oh, dan aku dari London..
Aku mengarah drama..

488
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,834
Hei, Damien! Kami dah pasangkan
muka perang kami!

489
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:47,674
Mrk tak takut mati..

490
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,218
Bawa mrk balik, tak kira hidup atau mati

491
00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:52,512
Tengok, aku Dave Beckham..

492
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,573
Jadi kita nak letupkan mrk hari ini?

493
00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:06,859
Ajar mrk sikit..

494
00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:10,746
Aku tak nak kelihatan aneh..

495
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:14,750
...tapi aku mungkin
peminat paling setia kau

496
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:19,626
"Tropic Thunder"..Agak spt
"Cather In The Rye" aku..

497
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:23,091
Ya, aku tak pernah menyertai tentera..

498
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:25,632
...tapi aku pernah kehilangan
satu apendej sewaktu kerja

499
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,719
"Driving Miss Daisy"
adalah kerja pertama aku

500
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,550
Ya..

501
00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:34,812
Senjata kau itu agak hebat..
Apa ia?

502
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:36,601
Aku tak tahu apa namanya..

503
00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:42,444
Aku hanya tahu bunyi yg ia buat
sewaktu ia meragut nyawa seseorang

504
00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:46,656
Okey!

505
00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:48,450
Damien, kami dah bersedia
dgn bahan letupan ini..

506
00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:51,411
Kami akan mulakan letupan
sebaik saja kau berikan arahan

507
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,242
Damien, kami dah bersedia
dgn bahan letupan..

508
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:55,408
Kau dengar?

509
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:58,327
Jari aku gatal
dan aku nak letupkan sesuatu

510
00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:02,081
Baiklah, kamu gembira skrg?
oleh kita lakukan adegan ini?

511
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,796
Atau kamu nak kad jemputan rasmi?
Jomlah!

512
00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:07,757
Nah.. Okey!

513
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:10,013
"Adegan 12, bahagian luar,
cerang hutan, hari siang, serang"

514
00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:17,479
"Four Leaf perasan pergerakan
di dlm semak"

515
00:30:17,607 --> 00:30:20,645
"Sedozen pejuang gerila kelihatan
sdg bergerak didlm barisan pokok"

516
00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:23,311
"Satu periuk api meletup"..
Dan kau..

517
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:26,651
"Aku dpt satu perasaan
yg tak sedap pasal ini"

518
00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,273
-Ya..
-Tak, itu dialog kau..

519
00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:31,285
-Oh, aku dpt.. Skrg?
-Ya, tapi dlm ketakutan

520
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,037
"Aku dpt satu perasaan
yg tak sedap pasal ini"

521
00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:34,113
Tunggu, macam mana?

522
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,998
"Aku dpt satu perasaan
yg tak sedap pasal ini"

523
00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:38,208
-Okey..
-Mula! Lakukannya!

524
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:50,137
Aku dpt satu perasaan
yg tak sedap pasal ini, Fats

525
00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:54,850
Jika kita tak mati di lembah ini..

526
00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:56,806
...perkara pertama yg aku akan buat
adalah bayar $2..

527
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,516
...supaya aku boleh tengok
Brooklyn kehilangan daranya..

528
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:01,307
...Lersama anak perempuan
seorg mama-san

529
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,318
Brooklyn akan dah dimasukkan
ke dlm beg dan ditegkan sebelum itu

530
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:07,651
Jika dia mati, besar kemungkinan
dia akan mati seorg dara

531
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,485
Diamlah, Motown!

532
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,195
Aku dahaga..

533
00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:17,240
Baik aku minum sikit Booty Sweat ini
yg aku dapatkan di Danang

534
00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:21,669
Si tak guna!
Dia dah mati!

535
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,545
Ini bukan lagak ngeri..

536
00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:27,003
...David Blaine di sini!

537
00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:30,841
Hei, kau nak sertai ini atau
kau nak rosakkan satu adegan lagi?

538
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:34,257
Tiada adegan dan tiada filem di sini!

539
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,013
-Kau pasti?
-Ya..

540
00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:38,886
Aku pasti..

541
00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:40,888
Jadi kenapa kau masih
mainkan watak kau?

542
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:44,433
Aku tahu, tapi aku tak perlu
jelaskannya kpd kau

543
00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:46,644
Kau tak tahu..

544
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,651
Aku takkan tinggalkan watak aku
sehingga aku lakukan ulasan DVD

545
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,573
Kau gembira skrg?
Kita dah terkeluar dari kedudukan kita..

546
00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:56,411
Meniarap, bodoh!

547
00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:01,041
Kamu tak baca skrip?
Ini adalah satu serangan!

548
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:06,085
-Ini agak tulen!
-Tepat sekali! Mari kita gunakannya..

549
00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:17,891
Ya!

550
00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:20,515
Oh, ya!

551
00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:24,394
Makan pelurulah!

552
00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,728
Mrk tembak bertubi-tubi..

553
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,112
Ini FUBAR..

554
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:35,692
-Apa kata kita letupkan mrk?
-Letupkan mrk..

555
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,618
Pergi jahanamlah, Charlie!

556
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:44,117
Letupan besar!

557
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:51,754
Tengoklah itu..

558
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,215
Dan berhenti!

559
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,311
Itu sebuah treler..

560
00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:03,725
Ya!

561
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,146
Apa kita nak buat skrg?

562
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:07,733
Utara.. Damien kata kita perlu ke Utara

563
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:11,153
-Ada kau nampak aku tembak?
-Itulah yg patut kita lakukan.. Syabas!

564
00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:12,316
Aku percayanya..

565
00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:13,610
...Sungai D'ang Kwook

566
00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:15,653
Pasti dia ada sediakan
lebih pertempuran..

567
00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:18,486
<i>...dan Viet Gong begini bagi kita
di sepanjang jalan</i>

568
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,912
Sarjan Osiris,
dapatkan budak-budak kau..

569
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,330
Muatkan senjata
dan bersedia utk tembak

570
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,787
Tulen, sayang! Aku tulen..

571
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:28,670
Jomlah! Kita kena berjalan jauh!

572
00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:32,841
Cepatlah, tuan-tuan!
Jalan dlm satu barisan..

573
00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:34,760
Jgn lengah!

574
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:03,159
D-Rod, ini Puddingface..
Apa kedudukan dan status kau di situ?

575
00:34:05,794 --> 00:34:09,128
Tiada apa-apa.. Ada sesuatu yg tak
kena.. Aku rasa baik kita kembali ke situ

576
00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:11,876
Pastikan Damien tak lupa
cara menggunakan radionya lagi

577
00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:22,633
Ya, marilah..
Hanya rasa sikit..

578
00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:26,349
-Apa sdg kau buat, Jeff?
-Tiada apa-apalah!

579
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:29,811
-Aku sdg makan gula-gula..
-Aku suka gula-gula. Boleh aku..

580
00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,643
Tak, kau tak boleh makannya..

581
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:33,818
Ia aku punya..

582
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,066
Kau ingat hanya kau saja yg jatuh sakit

583
00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,781
bila tak makan gula-gula?

584
00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:01,051
Aku tak berniat nak lawan kau tadi

585
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:05,263
Aku cuma rasa kita kena
jadikan teladan kpd yg lain

586
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:07,264
la pasti sukar..

587
00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:10,393
Tapi aku rasa Damien pasti akan
dapatkan pertunjukkan yg hebat dari kita

588
00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:13,687
Cuma alangkah baiknya jika aku dpt
pengarah spt dia dlm "Jack”..

589
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:16,270
DIm "Jack"? Apa sdg kau katakan?

590
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,440
-"Simple Jack"
-Oh, ya..

591
00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:24,198
"Simple Jack"..Kau lakukan
yg terbaik dlm itu, kan?

592
00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:26,576
Betul!
la memang hebat..

593
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:29,083
Terima kasih.. Ya

594
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:32,085
la satu pengalaman yg mendalam

595
00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:34,872
Aku hanya lakukan kerjanya

596
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:38,755
Perhatikan ramai org cacat Habiskan
masa bersama mrk dan perhatikan mrk

597
00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:42,262
Perhatikan semua perkara cacat
yg mrk lakukan

598
00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:44,093
Tapi aku selalu rasa hanya memerhati..

599
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,474
...adalah tak mencukupi

600
00:35:46,603 --> 00:35:49,641
Ada kalanya kita kena cari lebih dlm lagi
utk dapatkan emosi yg sebenar

601
00:35:49,773 --> 00:35:54,108
Jadi kita boleh fahami sumber
kelukaannya dan kemudian merasainya

602
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,268
Ya, merasainya..
Ya, tepat sekali!

603
00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:59,109
Ada kalanya,
sewaktu melakukan "Jack"..

604
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,649
...aku rasa betul-betul terencat akal

605
00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:03,651
Alamak..

606
00:36:03,787 --> 00:36:06,996
DIm cara yg aneh,
aku spt membebaskan diri..

607
00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:10,115
...dan percaya bhw adalah okey
utk jadi bodoh dan cacat

608
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,784
-Menjadi org dungu..
-Ya

609
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:14,624
-Menjadi tonggol..
-Tepat sekali, menjadi dungu..

610
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,084
-Tolol..

611
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:19,007
Spt org paling bodoh yg pernah hidup

612
00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:20,296
Bila aku memegang watak itu

613
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:23,007
-Sewaktu kau jadi watak itu.
-Ya, sebagai Jack..

614
00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:25,339
Jack yg bodoh..

615
00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:27,174
Pada akhir perfileman itu, aku fikir..

616
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:31,808
"Tunggu, aku dah jadi begitu bodoh..
bagaimana aku nak tuntutnya semula?"

617
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,972
-Ia spt..

618
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,858
Kau kentut di dlm tab mandian
dan ketawa terbahak-bahak, kan?

619
00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:39,395
Ya, ia agak gila..

620
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:43,024
Ia spt menangani merkuri..
la sains rumit! ..Ia sejenis seni

621
00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:45,158
-Ya..
-Kau seorg artis..

622
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,035
-Itulah yg kita buat, kan?
-Ya..

623
00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:48,403
Syabas krn melakukan itu..

624
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,248
...terutamanya jika kita tahu bagaimana
pendapat Academy pasal perkara itu

625
00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:58,505
-Pasal apa?
-Kau serius kau tak tahu?

626
00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:02,714
Semua org tahu kita tak boleh jadi
cacat mental sepenuhnya

627
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,384
-Apa maksud kau?
-Dengarlah..

628
00:37:06,516 --> 00:37:08,803
Dustin Hoffman, "Rain Man",
kelihatan terencat akal..

629
00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:10,634
..berlakon spt terencat akal,
tapi tak terencat akal

630
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:14,848
Kira pencungkil gigi, main tipu dlm kad
terup.. Autistik, ya! Tak terencat akal

631
00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:17,558
Kemudian, Tom Hanks
dlm "Forest Gump'"

632
00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:19,942
Perlahan, ya! Terencat akal, mungkin..
Pakai pendakap pada kakinya

633
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:22,938
Tapi dia dpt ambil hati Nixon
dan menang dlm permainan ping pong

634
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:24,235
Itu tak terencat akal..

635
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,279
Peter Sellers, "Bering There"..
Kebudak-budakan, ya!

636
00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:28,360
Terencat akal, tak..

637
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,072
Kau pula jadi terencat akal sepenuhnya

638
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:34,783
Jgn jadi terencat akal sepenuhnya

639
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:39,372
Kau tak percaya? Tanyalah Sean Penn,
tahun 2001, "| Am Sam"

640
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,210
Ingat?
Dia jadi terencat akal sepenuhnya?

641
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,749
Pulang dgn tangan kosong..

642
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:55,813
Alamak!
Alamak!

643
00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:59,229
Syabaslah, bodoh..
Kau dah bunuh pengarah kita..

644
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,563
Tak mungkin!

645
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:03,570
Aku pasangnya pada barisan pokok,
dan ini di sini..

646
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,231
-Pasti dia berada di tempat yg salah
-Tempat yg salah?

647
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,569
Ya, ini bkn kerja aku

648
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,074
Tolonglah, mari kita masukkan dia
ke dlm beg..

649
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,450
.Tagkannya dan kembali ke hotel

650
00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:12,238
-Nahaslah kau..
-Nahaslah kita berdua!

651
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,577
-Ini masalah kau..
-Ini bukan kerja aku seorg!

652
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:16,913
-Kita lakukannya bersama..
-Karut!

653
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,451
Kau hanya akan larikan diri.
Kau akan pergi..

654
00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:20,246
Apa yg berlaku kpd..
"Tiada sesiapa yg ditinggalkan"?

655
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,585
Tunggu! Dengar sini! Dengar, okey?

656
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:25,422
-Aku tak nak dengar..
-Biar aku berterus-terang dgn kau

657
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:28,804
Aku hampir buat Jamie Lee Curtis jadi
buta dlm "Freaky Friday", okey?

658
00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:30,263
Ini akan musnahkan aku!

659
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,265
Lepaskan aku! Kau menyedihkan..

660
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,802
-Lepaskan aku!
-Kau tak boleh pulang!

661
00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:40,140
-Apa?
-Tunggu sebentar..

662
00:38:57,877 --> 00:38:59,493
Aku tak suka filem..

663
00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:04,665
Ini karut.. Aku tak nak berlakon
dlm filem teruk ini

664
00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:17,310
Tak! Itu gula-gula aku! Tak!

665
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:22,020
Tangkap kelawar itu! Tolonglah!
Alamak!

666
00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:25,394
-Aku ada Bust-A-Nut..
-Pergi jahanamlah! Itu pun ia..

667
00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:31,817
Alamak! Okey, mana ia pergi?

668
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:35,036
Tak guna!
Aku akan koyakkan sayap kau!

669
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:40,204
Sanducci.. Tunggu! Rahsiakan ini..

670
00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:43,833
Aku tak perlu buang air kecil..
Aku nak berbincang dgn kau..

671
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,543
Umpan, aku perlukan umpan..

672
00:39:46,676 --> 00:39:50,385
Kau pernah pergi ke kem persediaan,
kan? Boleh kau baca peta?

673
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:51,719
Ya, rasanya bolehlah..

674
00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:54,556
Aku tahu Speedman
dpt yakinkan semua org..

675
00:39:54,601 --> 00:39:58,435
...Dhw kita sdg bikin "Planet of the Apes"
bagi You Tube tapi aku tak percayanya

676
00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:01,021
Kau nak pijak periuk api yg sebenar?
Kau nak mati?

677
00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:03,515
Kau nak kena tembak
oleh musuh sebenar?

678
00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:06,777
-Pandang depan...
-Sudah tentulah tak..

679
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:10,443
Jika aku boleh dapatkan peta itu..
boleh aku bergantung kpd kau?

680
00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:14,068
-Ya, rasanya boleh..
-Hebatlah! Aku nak pergi skrg..

681
00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:20,207
Baunya spt Bologna..

682
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,868
Ada sesiapa nak bantu aku tangkapnya?

683
00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:26,083
Kenapa ia keluar pada waktu siang?

684
00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:30,375
Aku akan berterus-terang dgn kau.
Aku tak perlu buang air kecil

685
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,760
Aku perlu berbincang dgn kau..

686
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:42,771
Lazarus akan musnahkan filem ini

687
00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:46,729
Dia sdg dlm kesusahan dgn watak ini..

688
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,610
...dan aku rasa dia menyesal

689
00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:53,566
-Aku nak kau menyebelahi aku, Kyle
-Nama aku Kevin..

690
00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,780
Bagus! Boleh aku bergantung kpd kau?

691
00:40:56,955 --> 00:41:00,789
Ya.. Jika kau nak..
aku boleh tengok peta itu

692
00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:03,079
-Aku akan uruskan peta itu.
-Okey..

693
00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:06,415
Kau setia pada program ini
dan kita boleh jayakan filem ini

694
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:10,253
Aku rasa mungkin akan ada
satu Anugerah Remaja Pilihan bagi kau

695
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:14,511
Kau ada potensi..
Mrk akan bagikannya kpd kau

696
00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:18,257
-Ya, itu hebat
-Bagus!

697
00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:26,264
Itu pun ia! Ya, matilah kau skrg!

698
00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:28,649
Kau terlebih dos!

699
00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:31,607
Berhenti, Jeff..

700
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:40,113
Kenapa, Jeff? Itu seekor kelawar!

701
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:42,656
Aku tiada lagi.. gula-gula..

702
00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:51,047
Kau mendarat di sini!

703
00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:08,349
Tengoklah runtuhan ini..

704
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:14,988
-Mana kita?
-Sungai D'ang Kwook..

705
00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:17,491
Yakah? Bagaimana kau tahu?
Bagaimana kau begitu pasti?

706
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,742
Kita hanya ada satu cara utk
mengetahuinya.. Jomlah!

707
00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:24,991
Ya, aku rasa tak selesa skrg..
Kulit aku sangat sakit!

708
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:27,501
Semua diam! Masuklah ke dlm air,
puan-puan!

709
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,707
Tak.. Biar aku tengok peta itu sebentar..

710
00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:31,421
Kenapa semua org begitu obses
dgn peta ini?

711
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,540
Kerana kami dah muak ikut kau..

712
00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:36,043
Kau berlagak spt GPS!

713
00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:40,047
Alamak! Kita dah sesat!
Kita memang dah sesat!

714
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:42,261
Beritahulah dia, McClusky..
..Beritahu dia skrg macam mana

715
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:43,929
Sukar dipercayailah, kamu..

716
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:47,395
Apa maksud kau dgn "kamu"?

717
00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:52,688
Apa maksud kau pula dgn "kamu"?

718
00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:54,728
Aku rasa maksud Tugg adalah..

719
00:42:54,864 --> 00:42:56,229
Tak, tengoklah matanya..

720
00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:59,024
-Sebagai pelakon?
-Tengoklah mata jahat putihnya..

721
00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:00,738
Aku kena pulang ke hotel!

722
00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:02,778
-Tak! Diam!
-Bertenanglah!

723
00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:06,498
Okey? Semua bertenang!

724
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,248
Skrg, mari kita pergi
dapatkan Viet Congs..

725
00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:13,588
-...Viet Cong!
-Apa?

726
00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:17,130
<i>Ia Viet Gong.. Tiada 's
Ila memang dim kata jamak..</i>

727
00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:18,843
Kita tak kata "Chineses-"..

728
00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:22,639
Baiklah, cukuplah dgn
semua keingkaran ini!

729
00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:25,600
Jika struktur ini berkecai,
kita semua akan musnah..

730
00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:28,182
Kamu tahu dlm "Rambo One",
dia besar tapi agak gemuk..

731
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:29,933
...dan kemudian dlm "Rambo Two",
dia dah tegap?

732
00:43:29,982 --> 00:43:31,973
Itulah rupa kau skrg..

733
00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:33,683
-Ya?
-Bukan "Rambo One"..

734
00:43:33,778 --> 00:43:34,768
...tapi "Rambo Two'"..

735
00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:36,403
-Yakah?
-Ya, bila dia berotot besar..

736
00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:38,814
Aku belum.. maksud aku..
..Itulah yg cuba aku capai, tapi..

737
00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:41,612
Tolonglah! Kau lebih tegap
berbanding satu salad julienne

738
00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:43,284
-Terima kasih..
-Apa rahsia kau?

739
00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:44,694
-Ia diet..
-Aku cuma berdiet Yakah?

740
00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:47,781
Krn aku cuma nak besarkan badan
aku sikit, tapi ia.. sukar..

741
00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:49,457
Kau kelihatan hebat..

742
00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:51,205
Kau ada apa-apa cadangan?

743
00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:52,456
Ia nanas..

744
00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:54,587
Bagi aku peta itu!

745
00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:56,548
-Hei!
-Baiklah, skrg!

746
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,126
Apa ia, Sikorski? Beritahu kita
di mana kedudukan kita skrg

747
00:43:59,178 --> 00:44:01,169
Itu karut! Itu satu tindakan yg bodoh!

748
00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:03,216
Kami cuma nak dapatkan
pendapat ke-2, doktor..

749
00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:06,303
Kita sdg menuju ke arah yg salah!

750
00:44:06,394 --> 00:44:07,509
-Alamak!
-Tak guna!

751
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:12,139
Alamak! Aku rasa kita
sepatutnya lakukan ini..

752
00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:15,149
...tapi kita lakukan ini

753
00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:18,812
Alamak! Alamak!

754
00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:21,489
Kau rasa kau boleh bawa kami kembali
ke Zon mendarat itu?

755
00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:23,824
Ini tak baiklah!

756
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:27,658
Mungkin..

757
00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:30,577
Ini gila!

758
00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:34,168
Kau betul-betul nak tinggalkan filem ini?

759
00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:37,168
Kita sepatutnya satu unit!

760
00:44:37,258 --> 00:44:38,840
Pergi jahanamlah dgn unit itu!

761
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,509
Baiklah!

762
00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:46,515
-Aku akan selesaikannya sendiri
-Kau pergilah..

763
00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:48,596
Tugg, kau tak tahu mana sdg kau pergi!

764
00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:50,518
Aku tahulah!

765
00:44:50,563 --> 00:44:55,182
Aku sdg menuju ke
"Kawasan luar, hutan hujan, senja"

766
00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:57,601
"Potong ke Four Leaf
yg berjalan bersendirian..

767
00:44:57,695 --> 00:44:59,686
"..Di dlm hutan yg menakutkan"

768
00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:01,737
Lupakan unit itu, Kirk!

769
00:45:15,296 --> 00:45:18,379
Jomlah, semua..
Jom, kita pulang..

770
00:45:56,462 --> 00:46:01,172
Hello, En. Mentadak..
Kau cantik..

771
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:05,418
Jika kamu ingat seluruh keterujaan..

772
00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:07,257
...yg mana Hollywood berpecah..

773
00:46:07,306 --> 00:46:10,765
...ada studio yg sokong Cakera Blu-ray
..yg lain pula sokong HD DVD

774
00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:11,925
Semua org ingat ia akan bergantung kpd

775
00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:14,265
kadar piksel atau kadar refresh..
..dan ia semuanya agak sama

776
00:46:14,355 --> 00:46:18,189
Akhirnya ia menjadi 1 kombinasi pemain
permainan video dan filem lucah

777
00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:20,017
Tak kira format apa
yg disokong filem lucah..

778
00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:23,945
...a biasanya adalah yg paling berjaya

779
00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:27,114
Tapi, setiap PlayStation Three
ada Blu-ray di dlmnya..

780
00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:28,945
Kau bercakap aku sepanjang masa ini?

781
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:30,951
Aku sdg bercakap
dgn sesiapa yg dengar

782
00:46:30,997 --> 00:46:32,487
Alamak!

783
00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:52,973
...Booty Sweat

784
00:46:58,983 --> 00:47:00,473
Alamak!

785
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:07,238
Sejuk!
Aku rasa sejuk..

786
00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:09,532
Kau nak jaket kali peluru aku?

787
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:13,494
Kau gila? Panasnya!
la bagaikan sauna di sini!

788
00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:16,494
Perlahankan suara, Flatch Adams..

789
00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:18,499
Aku kena buang air besar!

790
00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:20,501
-Bagaimana? Kita ada kemajuan?
-Kita ada kemajuan,

791
00:47:20,588 --> 00:47:23,751
tapi tak mungkin kita akan dpt merentasi
rabung itu sebelum matahari terbenam

792
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:26,333
Baiklah semua..
Kita akan dirikan kem dan berehat!

793
00:47:26,427 --> 00:47:27,667
-Alamak..
-Kamu mungkin..

794
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:28,755
...akan dpt makanan sedap

795
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,257
Sebelum perang meletus..

796
00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:33,090
Aku tukang sos di San Antone..

797
00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:35,846
Aku rasa aku boleh dpt
sediakan sikit sayuran

798
00:47:35,895 --> 00:47:40,230
Ya, tangkap sikit udang krai
di dlm sawah padi

799
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:44,352
Aku akan sediakan sikit crabapples
bagi pencuci mulut! Ya!

800
00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:47,027
Ya!

801
00:47:47,073 --> 00:47:51,283
Itukah caranya kami bercakap?
Kami bercakap spt itu, tuan? Ya, tuan..

802
00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:56,614
Ya, dapatkan sikit udang krai
dan sikit tulang rusuk! Ya!

803
00:47:56,707 --> 00:48:01,577
Kau org Australia! Jadilah spt org
Australia! Minta maaf, Kangaroo Jack..

804
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,212
Aku teruja dgn makanan aku..

805
00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:36,470
Matilah!

806
00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:03,122
Apa sdg berlaku di sini? Di mana kita?

807
00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:05,625
Aku tak tahu

808
00:50:05,669 --> 00:50:08,286
Aku tak pernah keluar
dari Amerika Syarikat

809
00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:10,546
Apa? Kau berguraukah?

810
00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:12,665
Atau ini rekaan cerita kau?

811
00:50:12,718 --> 00:50:14,129
Betulkah kau pernah sertai
angkatan tentera?

812
00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:16,886
Ya.. Tentulah!
Peronda Pantai

813
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,880
Peronda Pantai..

814
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:21,678
Alamak! Kau seorg pembuang sampah!

815
00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:25,519
Celaka.. F.L. Tayback menipu aku
dan seluruh Amerika Syarikat

816
00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:28,310
Aku menulis buku itu berdasarkan
penghormatan! Aku seorg yg patriotik!

817
00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:30,475
Yalah, kau berpura-pura
jadi org patriotik, okey?

818
00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:32,314
Kau tipu ttg perang di Vietnam

819
00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:35,651
Seolah-olah kau menghina
bendera Amerika Syarikat

820
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,189
Cis, dan aku benar-benar
percayakan kau!

821
00:50:37,243 --> 00:50:39,655
-Aku tak nak bekerja dgn kau..
-Penulis sering menipu

822
00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,865
Boleh berikan aku jawatan yg lain?
Okey, terima kasih

823
00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,512
Aku telah membunuh dia, Rick

824
00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:11,065
Suatu yg paling aku cintai dlm dunia ini

825
00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:13,021
Vivica, letakkan ganggang telefon itu
sekarang!

826
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,697
Seorg pelacur..
Baiklah, kau tlh bunuh seorg pelacur

827
00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:19,857
Bertenang! Inilah apa yg kau patut buat

828
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,116
Sapukan tangan kau
dgn sedikit cecair peluntur,

829
00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:23,577
sedikit hidrogen peroksida..
..dan byk cecair limau

830
00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:25,196
Tak, seekor panda

831
00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:27,081
Aku telah bunuh seekor panda

832
00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:28,958
Amanda? Tolonglah!

833
00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:31,077
.Itu mungkin nama palsu dia

834
00:51:31,213 --> 00:51:32,874
Tak, seekor panda!

835
00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:34,379
Seekor panda?

836
00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:37,042
Yg manis, comel...

837
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,085
...Si panda yg jahat

838
00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:42,134
Alamak, Tugg!
Jgn kau takutkan aku begini!

839
00:51:42,266 --> 00:51:43,427
Sini sgt cantik

840
00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:45,057
Kau di studio rakaman filem?

841
00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:46,388
Aku di situ

842
00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:49,429
Baiklah.
Bagaimana perkembangan TiVo?

843
00:51:49,565 --> 00:51:50,771
Lupakan TiVo

844
00:51:50,899 --> 00:51:53,391
Aku tak kisah ttg TiVo

845
00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:55,560
Kali terakhir aku periksa,
mrk blm dptkannya

846
00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:58,947
Belum dpt? Tak ada TiVo?

847
00:51:59,074 --> 00:52:00,906
Ia tak penting lagi

848
00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:05,236
Aku dah tak kisah

849
00:52:05,914 --> 00:52:07,655
Kau dah tukar ke mana?

850
00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:08,952
Agen yg lain?

851
00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:11,955
Siapa yg bersama kau?

852
00:52:12,004 --> 00:52:16,123
Kau masih pelanggan aku,
Tugg Speedman! Aku akan dptkan TiVo!

853
00:52:16,258 --> 00:52:18,465
Jaket dah pakai,
aku nak pulang sekarang!

854
00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:23,136
Tolong, jgn pecat aku

855
00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:30,102
Oh, mak
Dahaga

856
00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:32,263
Dia kelihatan teruk

857
00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:37,436
Oh, mesti minum, baru aku blh muntah!

858
00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:39,650
Tak, jgn minum air itu!
Air itu sgt kotor!

859
00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:40,813
Tak, jgn!

860
00:52:40,949 --> 00:52:43,486
Alpa, punggung kau berpeluhkah?

861
00:52:43,535 --> 00:52:45,947
Ya, berikan dia minum
sedikit peluh punggung Alpa

862
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:47,987
la blh pulihkan dia,
ia blh pulihkan apa pun

863
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,997
Mengapa kau berlakon dlm filem?

864
00:52:50,084 --> 00:52:51,825
Kau perlukan wang tambahan?

865
00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:54,665
Utk pengetahuan kau,
bidang lakonan ini...

866
00:52:54,755 --> 00:52:57,167
...memberi aku sebyk
2 juta dollar setahun...

867
00:52:57,216 --> 00:52:59,173
.memblilhkan aku menderma
kpd pertubuhan amal

868
00:52:59,218 --> 00:53:01,585
-Hebat
-Mengapa aku berlakon dlm filem ini?

869
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:04,011
Mungkin aku tahu aku perlu mewakili
org Afrika di Amerika...

870
00:53:04,098 --> 00:53:05,930
...KkKen mrk ada satu watak yg bagus
utk org hitam...

871
00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:08,098
...dan mrk berikan kpd Crocodile Dundee

872
00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:13,271
Tunggu, adik.. Lelaki itu seorg
yg amat terkenal di Australia

873
00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:15,519
Aku hanya nak ucap selamat datang
ke Australia

874
00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:16,728
Langsung tak lucu

875
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:19,522
Hello! Panasnya! Kami letih!
la bau busuk!

876
00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:21,195
Aku sdg bergurau dgn kau,
Kangaroo Jack!

877
00:53:21,281 --> 00:53:23,022
Oh, maaf, apa salah aku?

878
00:53:23,117 --> 00:53:25,609
Kau tahukah itu cerita betul?
Wanita kehilangan anak

879
00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:28,365
-Kau hampir membuat aku marah.
-Sabarlah, kawan

880
00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:29,536
Cis, lelaki itu!

881
00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:32,365
Aku meluat dgn lelaki berkulit hitam itu

882
00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:38,629
Selama 400 tahun...

883
00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:42,546
. A.S. tlh menindas kami,
org Afrika-Amerika

884
00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:49,132
la menggunakan byk masa
utk mencapai kejayaan ini

885
00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:52,139
Skrg, kita dah mencapai kejayaan

886
00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,061
Mendapat peluang kita

887
00:53:54,106 --> 00:53:56,768
Selagi kita sdg hidup,
kita akan sentiasa bersama, sayang

888
00:53:57,401 --> 00:54:00,769
Itu lagu tema utk "The Jeffersons"
Kau betul perlukan bantuan psikologi

889
00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:04,067
Krn ia sebuah lagu tema,
jgn ingat ia bkn benar

890
00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:06,073
Aku akan beritahu kau
perkara yg sebenarnya

891
00:54:06,118 --> 00:54:09,577
Aku akan tampar kau.
Percayalah, sayang

892
00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:12,280
Hello! Hello, kawan!

893
00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:15,408
Jeff, jauhkan diri dari binatang itu

894
00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:20,588
Aku akan qgigitnya

895
00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:24,926
Aku akan pakai kulitnya
macam pakaian penari

896
00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:29,138
Aku tak buat apa pun

897
00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:34,102
Skrg, Mr. Portnoy sakit selsema..
tak nak berjalan,

898
00:54:34,188 --> 00:54:36,270
letak dia di atas binatang itu

899
00:54:37,608 --> 00:54:38,939
Kami masih ada perjalanan yg jauh

900
00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:11,214
Baiklah, kem POW, adegan 67

901
00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:13,849
Marilah, Cockburn!

902
00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:24,818
Walau pun badan aku dirantai,
tapi minda aku bebas mengembara

903
00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:30,699
Tunggu, biar aku buat sekali lagi.

904
00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:31,909
Biar aku buat sekali lagi

905
00:55:31,995 --> 00:55:36,159
Walau pun badan aku dirantai,
tapi minda aku bebas mengembara

906
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:44,671
Bagus, sekali lagi. Sekali lagi

907
00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:53,013
Bagus, bagus. Sekarang mari buat
adegan penyeksaan

908
00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:54,932
Aku nampak kulat tumbuh
di kedua-dua belah pokok itu

909
00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:58,181
Mungkin jika aku bkn satu-satunya
lelaki yg pergi ke kem persediaan

910
00:55:58,230 --> 00:56:00,187
Perut aku sakitlah!

911
00:56:00,232 --> 00:56:02,519
Aku bkn bergurau, aku rasa loya

912
00:56:02,568 --> 00:56:04,855
Lepaskan aku, aku nak muntah!
Aku tak nak mati macam Hendrix!

913
00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:13,200
Kau okey, Jeff?

914
00:56:13,245 --> 00:56:14,610
Aku baik

915
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,530
Alamak!

916
00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:25,208
Okey.. Semua org, duduk!

917
00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:31,377
Aku pening..

918
00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:34,133
Ia nampak macam kem POW
dlm skrip itu, ya

919
00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:36,716
Betul kata Speedman?

920
00:56:36,768 --> 00:56:38,224
Aku tak rasa begitu.

921
00:56:38,270 --> 00:56:40,557
Tengoklah tangki masakan itu,
pengawal yg bersenjata itu

922
00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:44,227
Rasanya macam
kilang memproses heroin

923
00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:46,396
Kami berada dlm helikopter itu
beberapa jam..

924
00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:48,773
<i>Aku rasa sini dah bkn Vietnam</i>

925
00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:51,318
-Alamak..
-Kita bkn di Vietnam ?

926
00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:54,241
Tak, mungkin Myanmar atau Laos

927
00:56:54,286 --> 00:56:55,902
Apa itu Laos?

928
00:56:55,954 --> 00:56:57,740
Itu Kawasan Tiga Segi Emas

929
00:56:57,831 --> 00:56:59,413
Pembekal dadah utama
ke seluruh dunia

930
00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:00,830
Bagaiman kau tahu ttg ini?

931
00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:03,660
Penerbangan kita jauh. Aku bacanya
dari majalah kapal terbang

932
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:06,753
Berhenti!

933
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,330
Alamak!

934
00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:10,917
Apa yg kau nampak?
Aku tak dpt tengok dgn jelas

935
00:57:11,011 --> 00:57:12,422
Berhenti, Damien!

936
00:57:14,139 --> 00:57:15,755
Hei, Damien, henti!

937
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,261
Mrk dpt tangkap Speedman

938
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:20,266
Rasanya Speedman dlm bahaya

939
00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:54,301
Aku Tran..

940
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:57,387
Kau penceroboh di taman aku

941
00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:01,471
Kau tak guna!

942
00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:06,806
Adakah aku masih berlakon?

943
00:58:13,073 --> 00:58:14,655
Kau nak mati kah?

944
00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:16,815
-Kau nak?
-Tak!

945
00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:21,074
Tolong, jgn cederakan aku!

946
00:58:28,922 --> 00:58:30,162
Ulang sekali lagi

947
00:58:31,174 --> 00:58:33,006
Tolong, jgn cederakan aku?

948
00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:36,169
Bukan!
Macam sebelum itu! Ulang lagi!

949
00:58:37,097 --> 00:58:38,178
Ulang lagi!

950
00:58:38,223 --> 00:58:42,217
Tolong, jgn cederakan aku!

951
00:58:57,868 --> 00:59:00,451
-Apa?
-Kau macam Simple Jack

952
00:59:03,373 --> 00:59:05,284
Kau ada tonton "Simple Jack"?

953
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,707
Kami gemar cerita Simple Jack

954
00:59:09,379 --> 00:59:11,245
Kami tak ada byk hiburan mewah di sini

955
00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:13,793
"Simple Jack" satu-satunya cerita filem
yg kami ada

956
00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:17,718
Ini mesin video kaset

957
00:59:17,804 --> 00:59:19,886
Kami dah byk kali menontonnya

958
00:59:19,973 --> 00:59:22,465
Kau patut mendpt anugerah Oscar

959
00:59:25,479 --> 00:59:27,265
Oh, kau tahulah...

960
00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:29,805
.Jika aku dicalonkan...

961
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,140
Kau pernah dicalonkan?

962
00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:32,770
Tak, aku tak dicalonkan

963
00:59:32,903 --> 00:59:36,066
Maksud aku,
baguslah jika aku dicalonkan

964
00:59:36,114 --> 00:59:38,572
la amat politikal. Kau kena beli iklan
dlm filem seblm dicalonkan

965
00:59:38,617 --> 00:59:41,109
-Diamlah!
-Okey..

966
00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:43,744
Oleh itu, kau nak...

967
00:59:45,290 --> 00:59:46,951
.lepaskan aku, atau tak?

968
00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:49,246
Tak.. Kami akan guna kau
utk meminta wang tebusan.

969
00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:51,080
Lebih byk wang sekarang!

970
01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:03,676
Dia sdg bermesyuarat

971
01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:06,600
Ya, aku tahu.
DIm 2 saat dgn Si Pecker itu

972
01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:09,436
Aku akan belasah kau

973
01:00:09,523 --> 01:00:12,265
Kau nak cari masalah?
Itulah masalah

974
01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:17,690
Apa yg kau nak, Peck?

975
01:00:17,781 --> 01:00:20,443
Tak, yg penting apa yg kau nak, Les?

976
01:00:20,492 --> 01:00:21,778
Cermin mata?

977
01:00:22,786 --> 01:00:23,867
Apa?

978
01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:26,446
Baru kau blh baca kontrak
"Tropic Thunder"...

979
01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:28,952
...tu menjamin pelanggan aku,
Tugg Speedman...

980
01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:32,785
...sejenis rakaman video digital...

981
01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:35,705
Kau benarkan dia masuk?

982
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:40,167
Hei, si bedebah, aku amat sibuk..
..apa kata kau hilangkan diri..

983
01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:43,341
...seblm aku belasah kau...
..dan tendang punggung kau?

984
01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:45,464
Bukan, bukan kau, Helen

985
01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:47,641
Tapi aku juga akan belasah kau
jika aku tak dpt tayangkan filem..

986
01:00:47,727 --> 01:00:49,309
...di semua ggung wayang itu

987
01:00:49,396 --> 01:00:50,978
Syabas

988
01:00:51,022 --> 01:00:53,480
Hei, Tuggernuts,
biar kau bercakap dlm mikrofon

989
01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:55,478
Aku berdiri di sini
bersama Les Grossman...

990
01:00:55,527 --> 01:00:58,690
...dan dia beria-ia nak beritahu kau..
..Lbagaiman dia diabaikan

991
01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:01,154
...berdasarkan fasal TiVo
dlm kontrak kau

992
01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:04,316
Kami Flaming Dragon

993
01:01:04,411 --> 01:01:06,823
Speedman berada di tangan kami

994
01:01:06,872 --> 01:01:10,490
Dgn mengunakan 50 juta,
kau blh dpt balik dia

995
01:01:11,209 --> 01:01:12,699
Siapa kau?

996
01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:13,951
Dan bagaiman kau dpt
nombor telefon ini?

997
01:01:14,004 --> 01:01:15,494
Kami Flaming Dragon!

998
01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:17,500
Simple Jack kepunyaan kami sekarang

999
01:01:20,218 --> 01:01:22,334
Oh, betulkah?

1000
01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:24,845
Biar aku beritahu kau sesuatu, si bodoh

1001
01:01:24,931 --> 01:01:27,389
Aku tak pernah dengar
agensi bodoh kau

1002
01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:29,508
Kalau kau rasa kau blh rampas
pelanggan aku...

1003
01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:34,101
Kirimkan 50 juta dollar, atau..
..kami akan bunuh Simple Jack

1004
01:01:34,191 --> 01:01:35,681
Ini Les Grossman. Siapa kau?

1005
01:01:35,775 --> 01:01:38,107
Ini Flaming Dragon!

1006
01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:41,028
Baiklah. Flaming Dragon. Si bedebah

1007
01:01:41,072 --> 01:01:45,908
Pertama, ambil satu langkah
ke belakang dan dengar sini!

1008
01:01:47,245 --> 01:01:50,033
Aku tak tahu dari mana dtgnya..
..kau nak rebut kuasa

1009
01:01:50,123 --> 01:01:52,581
...di sini, tapi Jack, di Asia..
..kawasan ini kepunyaan aku

1010
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,040
Tak kira apa yg kau sdg fikirkan,
baik kau pertimbangkan sekali lagi

1011
01:01:54,085 --> 01:01:55,450
Kalau tak, aku perlu ke Asia...

1012
01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:58,913
...dan aku akan bereskan kau
seperti perang Vietnam

1013
01:01:59,049 --> 01:02:00,710
Kau perlu telefon
Pertubuhan Bangsa-Bangsa Bersatu...

1014
01:02:00,759 --> 01:02:04,798
...dan dapatkan persetujuan antara mrk
seblm aku bunuh kau

1015
01:02:04,888 --> 01:02:07,550
Aku amat serius!

1016
01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:09,385
Aku akan bunuh kau!

1017
01:02:09,476 --> 01:02:11,387
Aku akan musnahkan kau!

1018
01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:20,943
Boleh kau siasat siapa itu?

1019
01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:37,250
Kamu semua tlh bekerja keras

1020
01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:40,291
Aku berikan kau Simple Jack

1021
01:02:56,356 --> 01:02:59,439
Kau pakai ini.
Macam gigi Simple Jack

1022
01:02:59,484 --> 01:03:01,270
Okey..

1023
01:03:01,319 --> 01:03:03,981
Dengar sini.. aku tahu kau
peminat setia dan itu bagus...

1024
01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:08,694
Pakai gigi itu!

1025
01:03:15,792 --> 01:03:17,658
Skrg berlakonlah

1026
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,455
Seluruh cerita?

1027
01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:21,207
Aku tak blh. Aku tak tahu seluruh...

1028
01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,790
Kau lakonkan!
Jika kau tak berlakon, kau mati!

1029
01:03:24,509 --> 01:03:26,045
Si bedebah!

1030
01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:30,337
Oh, ayah..

1031
01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:33,674
Perasaan yg lebih bodoh!

1032
01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:40,518
Ayah, mengapa kau buat
aku rasa sedih?

1033
01:03:42,986 --> 01:03:44,317
Kau nampak apa yg aku nampak?

1034
01:03:44,404 --> 01:03:46,987
...Tugg Speedman akan mati
jika kita tak selamatkan dia

1035
01:03:47,073 --> 01:03:49,485
Kita akan balik ke hotel dulu..

1036
01:03:49,576 --> 01:03:50,907
...yg berada di arah berlainan!

1037
01:03:50,994 --> 01:03:52,655
Mrk betul..

1038
01:03:52,704 --> 01:03:54,741
Apa akan terjadi
kpd "The Great Escape"..

1039
01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:58,665
...kalau Steve McQueen
dan watak yg lain terlepas?

1040
01:03:58,752 --> 01:04:02,837
Itulah ttg filem itu.. Mrk nak
melepaskan diri, mrk nak larikan diri

1041
01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:05,498
Aku cuba nak setuju dgn kau..
Yg penting, mrk ada melakukan sesuatu

1042
01:04:05,592 --> 01:04:06,832
Apa patut kita buat?

1043
01:04:06,926 --> 01:04:10,840
Krn dia sdg bersihkan pistol
yg tiada peluru Ya, itu satu rancangan..

1044
01:04:10,930 --> 01:04:14,719
Aku spt seorg budak kecil,
bermain dgn pistol semasa gementar

1045
01:04:18,229 --> 01:04:20,766
Tunggu sekejap.. Tunggu sekejap!

1046
01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:23,940
Aku ada satu idea.
Tapi ia mungkin gila sikit

1047
01:04:24,027 --> 01:04:26,018
Gila pun lebih baik drpd tiada idea

1048
01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:30,071
Pada thn 1998.. aku mengarah sebuah
filem jenaka lucah utk Skinemax

1049
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:33,534
-"Sex Camp'"..Ingat tak?
-Ya..

1050
01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:37,579
Tapi, aku bersama mrk yg tak terkenal..

1051
01:04:37,707 --> 01:04:40,199
...terpaksa curi masuk
ke dlm kem perempuan kaya

1052
01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:42,034
Apa kami lakukan ialah..

1053
01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:45,120
...kami bina payung terjun
dgn baju dlm dan seluar dim..

1054
01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:48,799
...dan mrk tembak kami dari dinding..
..dan kami lompat dgn payung terjun

1055
01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:55,756
Tengoklah..

1056
01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:56,882
...kau semua, kami dah..

1057
01:04:56,976 --> 01:04:59,217
-...tahu rancangan ini
-Baiklah!

1058
01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:03,639
Kami lakukan spt dlm buku..
bab 26, The Wet Offensive..

1059
01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:06,145
Buku "Tropic Thunder"..

1060
01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:08,477
Ya, kau semua ada baca buku itu?

1061
01:05:09,739 --> 01:05:12,401
Aku baca kulit buku itu
dan lihat gambar-gambar

1062
01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:16,322
Baiklah! Ia sama sekali
dgn skrip di dlmnya

1063
01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:17,494
Bagus!

1064
01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:22,078
Kau semua ada baca skrip, betul?

1065
01:05:22,127 --> 01:05:24,243
Aku tak baca skrip, skrip yg baca aku

1066
01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:26,912
Apa maksud itu?

1067
01:05:26,965 --> 01:05:30,333
Apa maksud kau dgn buku dan skrip itu?
Cakap terang sikit!

1068
01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:35,504
Baiklah! The Wet Offensive..

1069
01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:39,429
...Osiris dan Fats
menjadi agen pengintip

1070
01:05:39,519 --> 01:05:41,931
...Motown dan Brooklyn curi masuk
melalui sungai

1071
01:05:41,980 --> 01:05:44,438
Ya.. Tapi mrk tentera yg pernah di latih

1072
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:47,311
Ya!

1073
01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:51,444
Dan kami melatih pelakon, si bodoh!

1074
01:05:51,489 --> 01:05:55,824
Sampai masa utk bersedia..
Aku takkan tipu diri sendiri

1075
01:05:55,952 --> 01:05:58,694
Mungkin ada yg tak dpt pulang

1076
01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:01,951
Apa maksud kau?
Tak pulang bersama?

1077
01:06:04,627 --> 01:06:07,369
Alpa dan aku dah berpakaian gelap

1078
01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:09,296
-Bagus, Benson!
-Maaf..

1079
01:06:10,341 --> 01:06:12,753
Kami akan mengintip,
merancang bersama..

1080
01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:14,964
Jika kami tak pulang dlm 20 minit,
datanglah cari kami

1081
01:06:16,389 --> 01:06:18,300
Kami Flaming Dragon..

1082
01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:23,218
Baiklah!

1083
01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:27,644
Flaming Dragon..
Pengeluar-Pengeluar Heroin..

1084
01:06:27,734 --> 01:06:30,817
Mrk bertanggungjawab ke atas
1/8 drpd perdagangan dadah di Asia

1085
01:06:30,904 --> 01:06:34,147
-Keuntungan yg besar..
-Hei!

1086
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,198
Siapa boleh beritahu aku
apa rancangan permainan ini?

1087
01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:39,034
Peck! Kami dah bereskannya..

1088
01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:41,654
Tolong, jgn ganggu!
Semua dah teratur..

1089
01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:43,739
Aku dah dpt..

1090
01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:45,369
Panggilan Masuk
Tuggernuts..

1091
01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:58,086
Kami belum dpt wang tebusan lagi

1092
01:06:58,598 --> 01:07:00,760
Skrg kami nak 100 juta!

1093
01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:03,683
Kau bayar skrg,
atau esok Simple Jack akan mati

1094
01:07:03,770 --> 01:07:06,853
Bagus! Biar aku catatkan..

1095
01:07:06,940 --> 01:07:08,396
...100 juta

1096
01:07:08,525 --> 01:07:11,017
Eh, tunggu!
Aku ada idea yg lebih bagus..

1097
01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:16,572
...apa kata jika aku
tak mahu bayar kau apa pun?

1098
01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:19,031
Dan kau boleh bunuh dia! Buatlah apa
yg kau suka! Kupas kulit si bodoh itu!

1099
01:07:19,077 --> 01:07:21,284
Buatlah apa yg kau suka!
Buatlah apa yg kau suka!

1100
01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:23,533
-Tak..
-Sementara itu, spt biasa,

1101
01:07:23,623 --> 01:07:25,364
pergi matilah!

1102
01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:27,707
-Tak!
-Kami takkan berbincang..

1103
01:07:27,794 --> 01:07:29,034
...dgn pengganas

1104
01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:33,880
Kau gilakah?

1105
01:07:33,925 --> 01:07:35,757
-Aku rasa aku boleh buat dgn lebih baik
-Tak, aku rasa dah cukup bagus

1106
01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:37,216
Mrk akan bunuh dia!

1107
01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:46,222
Dan kami akan hebohkan
kpd media massa

1108
01:07:47,105 --> 01:07:49,813
Tubuhkan satu biasiswa
menggunakan nama dia

1109
01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:53,893
Mungkin pada masa depan..

1110
01:07:53,945 --> 01:07:55,435
...kami boleh menuntut dari insurans

1111
01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:58,405
Sebaik-baiknya sebelum
tamatnya tahun fiskal

1112
01:07:58,449 --> 01:08:00,440
Sebenarnya, tuntutan itu
dah cukup menguntungkan..

1113
01:08:00,535 --> 01:08:02,242
...drpd filem yg akan rugi itu

1114
01:08:04,247 --> 01:08:06,079
Kau tak mungkin serius..

1115
01:08:07,959 --> 01:08:09,745
Betullah!

1116
01:08:09,794 --> 01:08:13,833
Budak-budak dah tak berpakaian serupa
Scorcher pada musim cuti Purim lagi

1117
01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:18,250
Speedman seorg bintang filem
yg makin dilupai..

1118
01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:21,587
...bintang filem tak dikenali lagi

1119
01:08:21,681 --> 01:08:24,423
Itu fizik.. Tak boleh di tukar

1120
01:08:24,517 --> 01:08:27,851
Kami diberi satu peluang bagus, Peck

1121
01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:31,771
Alam semesta sdg bercakap
dgn kami skrg

1122
01:08:31,858 --> 01:08:33,440
Kau mesti dengar..

1123
01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:50,157
Tengoklah, ini watak yg bagus, Pecker!

1124
01:08:50,293 --> 01:08:51,374
Inilah keseronokan membikin filem

1125
01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:54,624
Minta..
..dan kau akan terima

1126
01:08:55,632 --> 01:08:59,796
-Betul!
-Kau main bola, kami main bola

1127
01:08:59,886 --> 01:09:03,299
Aku tahu kau nak
yg jadi terkenal dan kaya

1128
01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:05,380
Selamat dtg ke bilik kemasyhuran
dan kekayaan

1129
01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:09,093
Kau ada ambil perhatian? Kerana aku
akan tawarkan kapal terbang G-5..

1130
01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:10,135
...Utk Pecker

1131
01:09:10,229 --> 01:09:11,469
Ini caranya kau nak terbang.

1132
01:09:11,564 --> 01:09:15,558
Takkan terbang
dgn kapal terbang biasa lagi

1133
01:09:15,652 --> 01:09:16,983
Ya..

1134
01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:18,727
Abang..

1135
01:09:19,572 --> 01:09:20,983
.Abang!

1136
01:09:21,991 --> 01:09:23,322
Abang yg berfoya-foya..

1137
01:09:23,368 --> 01:09:25,359
Goyanglah!

1138
01:09:25,495 --> 01:09:26,485
Sayang..

1139
01:09:26,579 --> 01:09:27,819
Ya!

1140
01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:33,750
Atau tanyalah hati nurani kau..

1141
01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:36,203
...apa yg keuntungan yg kau dbpt..

1142
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:43,339
Biar aku berterus-terang..

1143
01:09:43,388 --> 01:09:47,006
Kau nak aku biarkan
pelanggan 15 tahun aku..

1144
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:48,511
..rakan karib aku..

1145
01:09:48,601 --> 01:09:53,220
<i>...mati, Dm hutan, seorg..
...sedikit wang dan sebuah G-5?</i>

1146
01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:55,518
Betul!

1147
01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:02,862
Sebuah kapal terbang G-5?

1148
01:10:04,909 --> 01:10:06,024
Ya

1149
01:10:07,036 --> 01:10:09,778
Dan wang yg banyak..

1150
01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:13,365
Abang..

1151
01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:17,418
Ya!

1152
01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:21,248
Naikkan, pusingkan, turunkan!

1153
01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:26,545
Tapi mak banyak menjaga Jack..

1154
01:10:27,306 --> 01:10:31,049
Berapa lama lagi dia nak tidur
sebelum dia bangun sekali lagi?

1155
01:10:31,144 --> 01:10:32,726
Maaf, Jack!

1156
01:10:32,812 --> 01:10:35,053
Dia berada di Syurga skrg..

1157
01:10:35,815 --> 01:10:39,103
Cis! Aku ingat filem itu buruk..

1158
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:42,398
Dia akan tidur selama-lamanya..

1159
01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:45,565
Sebenarnya dia tak melakon watak itu
dgn sepenuhnya

1160
01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:49,276
Kini, watak itu lebih seimbang..
..dan penonton dpt merasai watak itu

1161
01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:53,246
Maksud aku, ini Panggung 101,
tapi kau tahu dia banyak berkorban

1162
01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:54,406
Menjadi seorg naturalis..

1163
01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:58,080
Dekatkan perantaraan pelakon
dgn penonton

1164
01:11:00,757 --> 01:11:02,418
Kan dah kata aku akan bawa kau pulang

1165
01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:07,298
Bolehkah aku nak minta maaf..

1166
01:11:07,430 --> 01:11:09,762
...atas kesalahan yg aku lakukan?

1167
01:11:09,807 --> 01:11:12,174
-Aku rasa bimbang..
-Menjadi si bodoh?

1168
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:13,679
Rasanya begitulah..

1169
01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:16,478
Mengapa kau masih bercakap serupa
Chicken George aku tak faham!

1170
01:11:16,606 --> 01:11:17,937
-Aku pun tak tahu
-la di luar jangkaan aku

1171
01:11:17,982 --> 01:11:20,189
-la di luar jangkaan aku.
-Kau dah keliru!

1172
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:22,267
-Aku sedikit keliru..
-Aku tahu!

1173
01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:25,612
Tapi kita saling faham memahami, kan?

1174
01:11:25,698 --> 01:11:27,109
Tak semestinya..

1175
01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:32,444
Hai..

1176
01:11:32,538 --> 01:11:34,279
-Apa khabar?
-Baik.. Kau pula?

1177
01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:36,455
Tiada masalah..

1178
01:11:36,501 --> 01:11:39,368
...aku rasa aku takkan sertai misi itu

1179
01:11:39,462 --> 01:11:41,123
Aku akan jaga barang-barang kami..

1180
01:11:41,214 --> 01:11:43,296
-Bolehkah?
-Apa? Tidak!

1181
01:11:43,341 --> 01:11:45,298
Kami perlukan kau, Jeff

1182
01:11:45,343 --> 01:11:46,959
Apa yg kau nak cakap?

1183
01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:48,635
Okey, baiklah!

1184
01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:52,138
-Aku ada sesuatu nak beritahu kau..
-Okey

1185
01:11:54,352 --> 01:11:57,140
Tahu tak gula-gula yg aku makan itu?

1186
01:11:57,230 --> 01:12:00,313
Itu bukan gula-gula
semata-matanya, okey?

1187
01:12:01,192 --> 01:12:04,025
-Itu dadah..
-Betulkah?

1188
01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:08,488
Jika aku pergi sana, habislah aku..
Aku ketagihan dadah..

1189
01:12:08,574 --> 01:12:11,532
Aku akan ambilkan
kesemua dadah di dunia ini

1190
01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:18,995
Jika kau nak jayakan misi..
..kau mesti ikatkan aku pada pokok

1191
01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:24,170
-Kau serius?
-Ya, aku serius.. Ikat aku pada pokok

1192
01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:27,170
Tak kira apa pun kau tak boleh
lepaskan aku sehingga misi kau selesa..

1193
01:12:27,218 --> 01:12:28,834
...sehingga ia keluar dari sistem aku

1194
01:12:28,886 --> 01:12:30,502
Aku nak kata,
"Aku, baik.. Ia baik!

1195
01:12:30,596 --> 01:12:32,178
"Akhirnya aku rasa sihat..
Lepaskan aku"

1196
01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:35,508
Jgn percaya kata-kata aku!
Apa yg aku cakap semuanya bohong!

1197
01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:36,932
Baiklah!

1198
01:12:37,562 --> 01:12:39,678
Selamat tinggal, mak!

1199
01:12:39,772 --> 01:12:42,890
Skrg kau boleh makan ais krim
di Syurga..

1200
01:12:43,025 --> 01:12:48,020
<i>Jumpa malam Ini, bila aku tidur..
.Am mimpi aku</i>

1201
01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:53,530
Tapi mimpi ini buat aku menangis

1202
01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:05,788
Cis! Gilligan ditumbuk
pada bahagian abdomen

1203
01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:10,466
-Shh! Mrk sdg bawa Speedman ke luar..
-Itu penyeksaan..

1204
01:13:10,553 --> 01:13:13,466
Okey.. Itulah tempat
yg mrk simpan Speedman

1205
01:13:13,556 --> 01:13:15,763
Aku akan pakai kostum aku..

1206
01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:17,257
Kau boleh menjahit?

1207
01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:18,383
Bagus sekali!

1208
01:13:18,477 --> 01:13:21,890
Alpa Chino telah jual 5 juta pasang
seluar pada musim bunga kpd Gap

1209
01:13:21,939 --> 01:13:24,647
-Aku menjahitnya sendiri, sayang
-Jom, balik!

1210
01:13:56,599 --> 01:13:58,931
Ia patung kecil Oscar..

1211
01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:07,933
Aku akan panggil kau Half Squat..

1212
01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:11,603
Dan kau boleh panggil aku..

1213
01:14:12,615 --> 01:14:13,946
...Ayah!

1214
01:14:27,338 --> 01:14:29,830
PEMILIK G-5..

1215
01:14:37,390 --> 01:14:39,131
Lihatlah bintang-bintang di langit

1216
01:14:41,143 --> 01:14:43,134
Buat aku rasa aku kecil sekali

1217
01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:47,184
Ini mungkin kali terakhir
kami tengok bintang

1218
01:14:48,150 --> 01:14:49,640
Cantiknya..

1219
01:14:51,529 --> 01:14:54,647
Malam secantik begini membuat
aku terfikir apa maksud hidup

1220
01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:57,027
Hei..
Siapa ada aerosol pembunuh serangga?

1221
01:14:58,828 --> 01:14:59,989
Jgn tak peduli aku!

1222
01:15:00,079 --> 01:15:02,992
Tahanlah, kau..
Kau akan pulih

1223
01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:06,165
-Hei, Kirk?
-Ya?

1224
01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:09,165
Kau berpacaran
dgn Jennifer Love Hewitt?

1225
01:15:09,213 --> 01:15:10,669
Aku rasa dia cantik..

1226
01:15:10,715 --> 01:15:14,083
Taklah, itu berita palsu dari majalah..

1227
01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:18,170
Hei, aku baik.. Aku dah pulih..
Kau boleh lepaskan aku skrg

1228
01:15:19,223 --> 01:15:20,588
Lucu, kah?

1229
01:15:20,683 --> 01:15:23,596
Kami hidup dlm sarkas,
280 hari asyik berlakon

1230
01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:27,721
Susah nak dpt teman wanita
yg boleh tahan hidup begini

1231
01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:31,607
Tiada gadis mahukan hubungan
yg tak stabil

1232
01:15:31,694 --> 01:15:34,026
Hei, Radar? Evans?

1233
01:15:34,113 --> 01:15:35,194
Bukan, aku Kevin!

1234
01:15:35,281 --> 01:15:37,022
Kev, marilah ke sini..

1235
01:15:37,116 --> 01:15:39,357
Aku tak beritahu kau yg filem
"Fatties Fart 3" akan dtg..

1236
01:15:39,452 --> 01:15:42,945
...dan ada satu watak utk kau,
jika kau lepaskan aku..

1237
01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:45,622
Jeff, kau perlu bertahan..

1238
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:47,699
Si bodoh!

1239
01:15:47,793 --> 01:15:49,124
Cis, bedebah ini..

1240
01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:51,619
Hei, kau?

1241
01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:54,627
Masih ingat aku panggil kau si bodoh?

1242
01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:58,130
Maafkan aku! Aku tak sengaja..
Kau tak bodoh!

1243
01:15:58,220 --> 01:15:59,927
Bagaimana dgn kau?

1244
01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:02,548
Kau ada teman wanita
yg sdg tunggu kepulangan kau ke A.S.?

1245
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:04,056
Aku?

1246
01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:06,931
Aku tak pernah ada
teman wanita pun, dan..

1247
01:16:07,730 --> 01:16:11,439
...aku harap boleh dpt banyak teman
wanita setelah filem ini ditayangkan

1248
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,934
.tapi ia tak mungkin terjadi

1249
01:16:14,779 --> 01:16:16,269
Bagaimana dgn kau, Masterblaster?

1250
01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:19,067
Kau ada teman yg sdg menunggu
kau pulang ke Amerika?

1251
01:16:19,116 --> 01:16:23,906
Apa, Alpa Chino?
Dia seorg kaki perempuan 24/7..

1252
01:16:23,954 --> 01:16:25,240
Kau salah fahamlah.

1253
01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:27,075
Aku bermaksud teman yg khas
Perbezaan yg besar..

1254
01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:28,406
Apa jawapan kau?

1255
01:16:29,126 --> 01:16:30,287
Ya..

1256
01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:33,661
Ya, ada..

1257
01:16:33,756 --> 01:16:37,090
Dan? Apa ceritanya?
Kau berdua dah berpacaran, kah?

1258
01:16:37,176 --> 01:16:39,087
Tak.. Maksud aku..

1259
01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:44,093
...aku harap bolehlah..
tapi aku masih tak berani nak tanya dia

1260
01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:45,848
la rumitlah..

1261
01:16:45,935 --> 01:16:48,427
Taklah! Ia senang saja..

1262
01:16:48,479 --> 01:16:51,096
Kau berdiri tegak..
..kau tengok ke dlm matanya, kau kata:

1263
01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:54,808
"Hei, sayang, mari kita berpacaran"
Itu sajalah

1264
01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:57,606
-Apa nama dia?
-Lance..

1265
01:16:57,696 --> 01:16:59,482
"Dengar sini, Lance"

1266
01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:04,158
Lance? Apa yg aku dengar tadi? Lance?

1267
01:17:04,286 --> 01:17:05,993
-Kau kata "Lance"?
-Tak!

1268
01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:08,033
-Aku dengar spt "Lance"..
-Bukan, aku kata "Nance"

1269
01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:10,286
-Aku kata "Nance"..
-Aku dengar macam "Lance"..

1270
01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:11,958
Dengar sini, aku Alpa Chino, okey?

1271
01:17:12,044 --> 01:17:13,705
Aku suka perempuan! Okey?

1272
01:17:13,796 --> 01:17:15,707
Duduk dan tengok bintanglah

1273
01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:17,163
Bila kau tulis lagu
"Aku suka perempuan”"..

1274
01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:20,633
...adakah kau terfikir kau sdg menari
di depan Lance?

1275
01:17:20,719 --> 01:17:23,131
Apa kau ini? Dengar sini, ya..

1276
01:17:23,222 --> 01:17:25,088
Kadang-kala semua org
boleh bersikap homoseksual..

1277
01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:26,131
Aku bukan homoseksual!

1278
01:17:26,225 --> 01:17:27,306
Sini Hollywood..

1279
01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:28,474
Apa kata kita teruskan kerja?

1280
01:17:28,561 --> 01:17:30,222
-Okey.. Baiklah!
-Memang tak masuk akal!

1281
01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:33,225
Kami ada misi penting esok..
..Mesti tumpu perhatian

1282
01:17:35,818 --> 01:17:40,654
Alpa, kalau kau lepaskan aku..
..aku akan jadi teman lelaki kau

1283
01:17:40,739 --> 01:17:43,982
Kan aku dah kata, aku suka perempuan!

1284
01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:48,160
Aku akan jadi teman lelaki yg baik..

1285
01:17:48,247 --> 01:17:51,365
...betul teman lelaki yg baik

1286
01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:53,537
Mari ke sini.. Marilah!

1287
01:18:00,092 --> 01:18:01,173
Okey, apa rancangan kau?

1288
01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:02,671
Kau akan bertutur
dlm bahasa Vietnam dgn mrk?

1289
01:18:02,761 --> 01:18:04,547
Tak.. Bahasa Mandrin Cina..

1290
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,341
Aku dengar mrk bercakap di sana..

1291
01:18:06,432 --> 01:18:08,014
Bagaimana kau erti Bahasa Cina?

1292
01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:09,682
Aku berlakon dlm filem "Land Of Silk
And Money" dgn Gong Li..

1293
01:18:09,727 --> 01:18:11,593
Anugerah Oscar ke-2 aku..

1294
01:18:11,687 --> 01:18:14,224
Aku kerja di kilang penenunan Beijing
selama 8 bulan buat persediaan..

1295
01:18:14,315 --> 01:18:15,680
...bagi filem itu

1296
01:18:15,774 --> 01:18:17,685
Itu mungkin cara utk melepaskan diri..

1297
01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:28,742
Tali itu terlalu ketat..

1298
01:18:28,871 --> 01:18:31,203
Diam dan ikut aku..

1299
01:18:31,624 --> 01:18:33,535
Aku dtg secara berhormat

1300
01:18:34,585 --> 01:18:35,871
Jgn risau

1301
01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:37,580
Bertenang, jgn tembak aku!

1302
01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:40,250
Jgn tembak!

1303
01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:42,373
Aku jumpa org asing jahat ini..

1304
01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:45,217
...di sawah padi aku

1305
01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:47,879
Tengoklah KESILAPAN Tuhan!

1306
01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:56,888
Satu lagi org asing telah di tangkap

1307
01:18:56,941 --> 01:18:58,602
Yg ini sangat gemuk..

1308
01:19:07,284 --> 01:19:09,070
Ah, salam sejahtera!

1309
01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:11,243
Salam sejahtera, Raja Semut Kecil!

1310
01:19:11,914 --> 01:19:13,905
Mana kau jumpa si gemuk ini?

1311
01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:15,289
Aku jumpa..

1312
01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:16,623
...Si gemuk pucat ini..

1313
01:19:16,752 --> 01:19:17,742
...semalam..

1314
01:19:19,129 --> 01:19:20,836
...di sawah padi aku

1315
01:19:24,093 --> 01:19:25,254
Okey!

1316
01:19:25,344 --> 01:19:27,335
Kau menuai padi pada waktu malam?

1317
01:19:27,429 --> 01:19:29,090
Baiklah!

1318
01:19:29,139 --> 01:19:31,597
Nampaknya bangunan ini
digunakan utk menyimpan senjata

1319
01:19:31,642 --> 01:19:33,758
Aku akan cuba cari Speedman
dlm bangunan itu

1320
01:19:33,811 --> 01:19:36,473
Maksud aku pagi ini..

1321
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:40,105
...maafkan kebodohan aku..

1322
01:19:40,859 --> 01:19:42,600
Minda aku.. kehausan..

1323
01:19:42,945 --> 01:19:45,357
...aku perlu electrolit..

1324
01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:47,779
...Utk otak bodoh aku yg..

1325
01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:50,107
...sembelit..

1326
01:19:53,163 --> 01:19:54,779
Mari sini dan lepaskan kami!

1327
01:19:56,125 --> 01:19:57,786
-Apa kau semua buat di sini?
-Dia ada tangan..

1328
01:19:57,835 --> 01:20:00,293
-Dia telah bunuh Damien..
-Bohong!

1329
01:20:00,337 --> 01:20:02,829
-Dia tutupkan mata Jamie Lee Curtis..
-Aku tak tutupkan sepenuhnya!

1330
01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:06,128
Apa yg kau cakap?
Damien terpijak periuk api lama

1331
01:20:06,218 --> 01:20:07,800
Oh, bersyukurlah!

1332
01:20:07,886 --> 01:20:10,127
-Kami nak selamatkan Speedman..
-Speedman berada di sini?

1333
01:20:10,222 --> 01:20:11,462
Diamlah!

1334
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,506
Potongkan tali si gemuk itu!

1335
01:20:14,310 --> 01:20:16,142
Kau baliklah ladang kau!

1336
01:20:19,565 --> 01:20:21,147
Mrk bawa boom boom aku ke sini

1337
01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:23,816
Aku anggap kau semua melakonkan
spt buku The Wet Offensive

1338
01:20:23,902 --> 01:20:25,188
Aku boleh berikan pengubah haluan..

1339
01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:27,653
Aku ada cukup bahan api utk letupkan
tempat ini macam bunga api..

1340
01:20:27,698 --> 01:20:29,234
...Hari Merdeka Amerika, 4 Julai

1341
01:20:33,329 --> 01:20:35,491
Terima kasih atas keagungan kau!

1342
01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:40,166
Aku akan pulang ke ladang popi aku
secara gembira

1343
01:20:43,172 --> 01:20:44,207
Tunggu!

1344
01:20:51,555 --> 01:20:56,015
Tadi kau kata sawah padi.
Skrg kau kata kebun popi!

1345
01:20:56,352 --> 01:20:59,344
Oh, ya.. aku tanam.. kedua-dua sekali

1346
01:20:59,897 --> 01:21:01,353
Aku menceburi tubuhan yg lain

1347
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:04,686
Manakah ladang kau?

1348
01:21:08,739 --> 01:21:10,025
Ladang aku?

1349
01:21:10,699 --> 01:21:13,191
Ya, ladang kau..

1350
01:21:15,913 --> 01:21:17,449
Kau bertutur dgn suara pelik

1351
01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:19,951
Mana ladang kau..

1352
01:21:21,543 --> 01:21:23,033
...Org Amerika?

1353
01:21:25,798 --> 01:21:27,084
Ladang aku?

1354
01:21:29,051 --> 01:21:30,291
Alamak!

1355
01:21:31,053 --> 01:21:34,262
Sinilah ladang aku!

1356
01:21:34,390 --> 01:21:35,880
Ya..

1357
01:21:40,771 --> 01:21:43,809
Ya! Chicka-chickaw, sayang!

1358
01:21:44,775 --> 01:21:46,061
...Kwan-Lo!

1359
01:21:47,486 --> 01:21:49,397
Aku ketua pekebun!

1360
01:21:49,905 --> 01:21:51,066
Ya!

1361
01:21:52,616 --> 01:21:55,904
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, tunduk!

1362
01:21:55,953 --> 01:21:58,240
Kekalkan kepala atas lantai!

1363
01:21:58,330 --> 01:22:00,492
Tiada siapa yg bergerak, kalau tak
aku akan bunuh lelaki besar ini!

1364
01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:04,075
Betul, kami berkuasa skrg, J.P.

1365
01:22:04,128 --> 01:22:06,745
Tunjukkan kami mana letaknya dadah?

1366
01:22:06,839 --> 01:22:08,671
Apa semua ini?

1367
01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:10,464
Ini bukan rancangan kami!

1368
01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:12,253
Jgn tuduh aku!

1369
01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:17,763
Dia bermasalah ketagihan dadah

1370
01:22:18,475 --> 01:22:20,762
Hei, kau!

1371
01:22:20,853 --> 01:22:24,847
Buka pakaian kau!

1372
01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:26,271
Apa patut kita buat skrg?

1373
01:22:26,358 --> 01:22:28,190
Ikut rancangan itu. Cari Speedman..

1374
01:22:28,277 --> 01:22:30,689
Alpa, kekalkan badut ini
dgn gaya begini.. Marilah!

1375
01:22:30,779 --> 01:22:34,147
Kau dengar dia tak..
Kekal begini, jgn bergerak!

1376
01:22:34,283 --> 01:22:36,149
Skarf bodoh! Skarf bodoh!

1377
01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:38,777
-Pintu!
-1,2, 3!

1378
01:22:52,009 --> 01:22:53,875
Aku pergi ke atas, kau pergi ke bawah

1379
01:22:58,223 --> 01:23:02,137
Tunduk.. Tunduk! Tunduk!
Chow Yun-Fat, Tunduklah!

1380
01:23:02,227 --> 01:23:05,515
Kalau aku nampak satu lagi kepala..
aku akan tembaknya..

1381
01:23:07,065 --> 01:23:08,521
Marilah, marilah!

1382
01:23:08,650 --> 01:23:10,641
-Bom tangan berasap..
-Jgn letupkan skrg

1383
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:12,856
Sini..

1384
01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:15,355
-Apa ini?
-Aku tak tahu nama ia..

1385
01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:18,074
Aku hanya kenal bunyi bila ia bunuh org

1386
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:21,698
Jgn bergerak, Matchbox..
..aku akan tembak kau

1387
01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:24,663
Aku nak pakai ini..
Jgn bergerak!

1388
01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:26,491
Aku masih boleh nampak kau..

1389
01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:40,721
Dah dpt kau..

1390
01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:44,842
Kemaskan barang kau.. Kita nak pulang!

1391
01:23:44,895 --> 01:23:46,010
Pulang?

1392
01:23:48,190 --> 01:23:52,024
Tapi aku masih nak lakon
Simple Jack 5 kali sehari

1393
01:23:52,110 --> 01:23:54,693
Kau tak faham kah? Aku dah pulang

1394
01:23:56,949 --> 01:24:00,112
Baiklah, kau perlu berkemas juga

1395
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:02,409
...Half Squat yg berikan kpd aku

1396
01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:06,031
-Itu patung lidi kau?
-Namanya Twigman..

1397
01:24:06,124 --> 01:24:07,956
Dia nak dtg bersama, kah?

1398
01:24:28,230 --> 01:24:29,971
Tunduk!

1399
01:24:30,065 --> 01:24:33,148
Apa kau sdg buat? Apa kau sdg buat?
Jgn sentuh pistol itu, Jgn!

1400
01:24:33,235 --> 01:24:34,646
Jgn sentuh pistol itu!

1401
01:24:34,736 --> 01:24:37,068
Oh mak.. jika kau sentuh pistol itu..

1402
01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:44,072
-Alamak, perang senjata dah bermula
-Sini!

1403
01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:17,481
Ikut aku, si pembohong!

1404
01:25:17,613 --> 01:25:18,819
Bom tangan berasap!

1405
01:25:24,620 --> 01:25:26,361
Alamak!

1406
01:25:31,168 --> 01:25:32,784
Jeff, jgn!

1407
01:25:33,545 --> 01:25:35,627
Aku buat apa pun tak penting

1408
01:25:35,672 --> 01:25:38,630
Aku selalu pun gagal dlm apa juga.
Tiada siapa akan hormat aku

1409
01:25:38,717 --> 01:25:42,802
la tak benar, kau tak selalu gagal!
Kau buatkan banyak org ketawa

1410
01:25:42,846 --> 01:25:45,133
Mrk hanya ketawakan kentut aku..

1411
01:25:45,182 --> 01:25:47,173
Jeff, kami perlu pergi skrg!

1412
01:25:47,309 --> 01:25:48,891
Inilah yg aku patut dpt..

1413
01:26:08,997 --> 01:26:11,329
Ketawalah, si bodoh!

1414
01:26:11,375 --> 01:26:14,834
Oh, lucunya! Lucunya!

1415
01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:19,171
Jomlah.. Masih ada 16 jam
sebelum mrk bangun

1416
01:26:26,723 --> 01:26:28,339
Ini macam bunyi loceng
masa makan malam

1417
01:26:28,433 --> 01:26:31,391
Mrk akan masuk beramai-ramai
dan bunuh kami

1418
01:26:34,356 --> 01:26:37,189
Sana.. Baiklah, kau jaga di sini..

1419
01:26:39,111 --> 01:26:41,352
Marilah, jomlah!

1420
01:26:41,405 --> 01:26:43,362
Marilah, apa yg kau sdg buat?
Ayuh.. pergi dari sini!

1421
01:26:43,448 --> 01:26:45,109
Dia masih belum terima hakikat..

1422
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:49,194
Sptaku memegang watak Neil
Armstrong dlm filem "Moonshot" dulu

1423
01:26:49,287 --> 01:26:51,369
Mrk jumpai aku di Burbank..

1424
01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:54,699
...cuba nak masuk kedlm kotak besar
yg diguna utk menyimpan peti sejuk

1425
01:27:00,215 --> 01:27:02,456
Bagi kpd aku..
Kau perlu hidupkan helikopter itu

1426
01:27:02,551 --> 01:27:06,044
-Tak, cis! Bagi kpd aku..
-Tiada masa! Biar akan bereskan ini!

1427
01:27:07,222 --> 01:27:09,133
Baiklah! Bagikan aku cangkuk kau..

1428
01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:10,885
Jgn risau, aku takkan pakaikan ia lagi

1429
01:27:10,976 --> 01:27:13,809
-Bagilah cangkuk kau kpd aku..
-Baiklah.. Ini dia!

1430
01:27:13,895 --> 01:27:16,057
Suruh mrk semua naik helikopter, lekas!

1431
01:27:20,986 --> 01:27:23,227
Alamak! Cukuplah!

1432
01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:25,237
Tak guna!

1433
01:27:25,615 --> 01:27:27,151
Bunuh dia!

1434
01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:29,404
Cis!

1435
01:27:37,085 --> 01:27:40,294
Pergilah panggil mrk!
Bawa mrk ke helikopter!

1436
01:27:40,422 --> 01:27:42,504
Aku akan bereskan semua ini!

1437
01:27:44,509 --> 01:27:46,796
Kau mesti tumpu perhatian, si bodoh!

1438
01:27:46,928 --> 01:27:49,090
-"Akulah, Tugg!"
-Akulah, Tugg

1439
01:27:49,139 --> 01:27:50,595
Betul! Cakaplah, Siapa Tugg?

1440
01:27:50,682 --> 01:27:51,888
Siapa Tugg? Aku tak tahu..

1441
01:27:51,933 --> 01:27:53,515
-Siapa nama kau?
-Aku?

1442
01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:55,309
Aku tahu siapa aku!

1443
01:27:55,437 --> 01:27:59,146
Aku sdg melakon org
g menyamar sebagai org lain

1444
01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:00,309
Apa?

1445
01:28:00,442 --> 01:28:02,524
Kau seorg yg tak tahu..
Iapa diri kau sendiri!

1446
01:28:02,611 --> 01:28:05,319
Atau kau langsung keliru..
kan siapa diri kau..

1447
01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:06,687
...dan pura-pura tahu siapa diri kau

1448
01:28:06,782 --> 01:28:08,614
Apa yg kau berdua cakap ini?

1449
01:28:08,658 --> 01:28:09,773
...menyamar org lain?

1450
01:28:09,868 --> 01:28:11,108
Aku tahu siapa diri aku!

1451
01:28:11,161 --> 01:28:13,949
-Kau amat takut.
-Aku tak takut.. Takut apa?

1452
01:28:14,039 --> 01:28:15,325
Atau takut siapa?

1453
01:28:15,457 --> 01:28:18,040
-Takut siapa?
-Marilah, semua.. Kita kena pergilah!

1454
01:28:18,126 --> 01:28:19,457
Takut akan diri sendiri kau

1455
01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:26,631
-Aduhai..
-Apa telah berlaku?

1456
01:28:26,718 --> 01:28:28,300
Mrk sdg menjelma menjadi diri sendiri

1457
01:28:28,386 --> 01:28:29,717
Dia betul, tahu tak..

1458
01:28:31,473 --> 01:28:32,884
Aku bukan..

1459
01:28:34,434 --> 01:28:36,141
Sarjan Lincoln Osiris!

1460
01:28:40,524 --> 01:28:42,014
Kita perlu keluar dari sini

1461
01:28:42,108 --> 01:28:45,351
Atau adakah aku
Paderi O'Malley

1462
01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:50,530
Atau Neil Armstrong..

1463
01:28:58,083 --> 01:29:00,290
Mungkin aku bkn siapa pun

1464
01:29:01,670 --> 01:29:05,629
Tahap kekeliruan kau berdua
langsung tak masuk akal!

1465
01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:09,834
-Semua org ada masalah emosi sendiri
-Ya, semua org ada masalah..

1466
01:29:09,928 --> 01:29:12,511
Marilah! Kau Kirk Lazarus..

1467
01:29:12,597 --> 01:29:14,804
Kaulah sebabnya aku ceburi
bidang lakonan

1468
01:29:14,891 --> 01:29:16,723
Aku hafal setiap monolog
yg pernah kau cakap..

1469
01:29:16,810 --> 01:29:19,427
...masa aku di sekolah wayang

1470
01:29:19,521 --> 01:29:21,558
-Betul?
-Dan, Tugg!

1471
01:29:21,648 --> 01:29:24,106
Aku tonton "Scorcher 1"..
..24 kali masa aku di sekolah menengah

1472
01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:26,024
Si bedebah itu mempengaruhi aku!
Aku tertagih kpd dadah..

1473
01:29:26,111 --> 01:29:27,192
...bila menonton filemnya!

1474
01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:30,397
Kaulah sebabnya! Ya, "Scorcher 1"
memang hebat. Ayuh, pergi dari sinilah!

1475
01:29:30,490 --> 01:29:34,654
Tugg, Tugger, kau org terakhir
yg perlu balik bersama kami

1476
01:29:34,744 --> 01:29:37,736
Kami perlukan kau! Org kau perlukan
kau! Kau nak dtg bersama kami, kah?

1477
01:29:42,043 --> 01:29:44,080
Aku masih tak berapa sedar

1478
01:29:44,170 --> 01:29:45,376
Cis.. Biar kami selamatkan dia dulu

1479
01:29:45,463 --> 01:29:48,672
Ayuh.. Mari! Lekaslah.. Jom balik!

1480
01:29:51,177 --> 01:29:53,009
Mari, mari, mari..

1481
01:29:56,725 --> 01:29:58,716
Bagus sekali! Jom.. ke hadapan!

1482
01:30:00,604 --> 01:30:02,015
Aduhai!

1483
01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:06,853
Katakan "tidak" kpd dadah..

1484
01:30:11,406 --> 01:30:12,896
Alamak, tunggu!

1485
01:30:25,128 --> 01:30:26,493
Tangan kau dah tumbuh?

1486
01:30:35,722 --> 01:30:37,258
RPG, kalian!

1487
01:30:40,018 --> 01:30:41,600
Mana kau nak pergi?

1488
01:30:47,067 --> 01:30:49,604
Alamak.. Aku nak pindah ke bahagian
pembekalan mknan selepas ini

1489
01:31:11,633 --> 01:31:12,964
Punggung aku!

1490
01:31:16,179 --> 01:31:17,544
Punggung aku!

1491
01:31:19,140 --> 01:31:22,428
Hei, yo! Kami kena kemaskan diri

1492
01:31:22,519 --> 01:31:24,760
Mesti suruh dia naik ke helikopter!

1493
01:31:24,854 --> 01:31:29,143
Kau masih gila kah? Kami kena
pastikan Candisky naik helikopter!

1494
01:31:29,234 --> 01:31:30,724
Dia Sandusky..

1495
01:31:32,570 --> 01:31:35,904
-Kevin Sandusky!
-Itu nama aku..

1496
01:31:35,991 --> 01:31:37,607
Kau ingat nama aku..

1497
01:31:37,701 --> 01:31:39,738
Alpa, pergi tolong Cody..

1498
01:31:39,828 --> 01:31:41,819
Portnoy, bawa Sandusky balik
ke helikopter

1499
01:31:41,913 --> 01:31:43,779
-Dah dpt dia!
-Jomlah!

1500
01:31:45,166 --> 01:31:46,748
Mari keluar dari sini!

1501
01:31:58,596 --> 01:32:00,132
Hei, Leaf!

1502
01:32:00,223 --> 01:32:01,338
-Leaf!

1503
01:32:01,433 --> 01:32:02,423
Buangkan bom ke bawah..

1504
01:32:02,517 --> 01:32:03,507
...selepas org-org kami..

1505
01:32:03,560 --> 01:32:04,550
-...melepasi jambatan itu
-Faham!

1506
01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:07,978
Lekaslah! Masuk ke dlm helikopter!

1507
01:32:08,773 --> 01:32:11,606
-Lekas, lekas!
-Kirk! Tunggu!

1508
01:32:14,279 --> 01:32:17,397
-Apa dia sdg buat?
-Laz, aku akan letupkan jambatan itu!

1509
01:32:17,490 --> 01:32:18,696
Leaf dah nak letupkan jambatan itu..
Ayuh!

1510
01:32:18,783 --> 01:32:21,400
Kau tak perlu buat demikian!
Aku nak tinggal di sini

1511
01:32:21,494 --> 01:32:23,030
Tak, aku takkan benarkan kau
buat begitu.. Marilah pergi!

1512
01:32:23,121 --> 01:32:25,658
Aku beritahu kau, aku tak gila
Mrk akan dengar cakap aku

1513
01:32:25,749 --> 01:32:28,582
Aku tahu ia tak masuk akal
tapi aku ada hubungan dgn mrk

1514
01:32:28,668 --> 01:32:31,080
-Masuk helikopter!
-Aku dah ada anak skrog..

1515
01:32:31,171 --> 01:32:32,536
Si kecil Half Squat

1516
01:32:32,630 --> 01:32:34,212
Siapa itu Half Squat?

1517
01:32:34,299 --> 01:32:36,540
Dia anak aku! Dia anak aku!

1518
01:32:36,634 --> 01:32:39,046
Dia perlukan aku.
Aku mesti balik kpdnya

1519
01:32:42,182 --> 01:32:43,889
Biar kau sendiri
beritahu mrk apa dah terjadi

1520
01:32:43,975 --> 01:32:45,807
Apa dah terjadi?

1521
01:32:45,894 --> 01:32:48,135
Aku tak tahu tapi kau kena beritahu mrk

1522
01:32:50,482 --> 01:32:52,348
Aku mesti lakukan ini..

1523
01:32:54,277 --> 01:32:57,895
Kau jaga mrk! Aku akan atasi
kumpulan Flaming Dragon

1524
01:32:59,240 --> 01:33:02,904
Ke mana dia pergi?
Kami semua akan mati!

1525
01:33:02,994 --> 01:33:05,611
Laz, marilah.. Dia dah sertai
musuh kita.. Jomlah!

1526
01:33:05,705 --> 01:33:06,911
Tangan kau dah pulih..

1527
01:33:06,998 --> 01:33:09,160
-Alamak! Tangan kau dah pulih?
-Lekaslah!

1528
01:33:10,210 --> 01:33:11,371
-Lekaslah!
-Masuk!

1529
01:33:11,461 --> 01:33:13,077
-Lekaslah!
-Dia nak tinggal di sini?

1530
01:33:13,171 --> 01:33:15,458
Dia dah tak dpt di ubati..
Jom, pergilah!

1531
01:33:20,011 --> 01:33:24,551
Aku yg salah! Letupkan jambatan itu!
Letupkan jambatan itu!

1532
01:33:30,355 --> 01:33:31,766
Aku ada ini..

1533
01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:33,896
Leaf, jgn!

1534
01:34:17,986 --> 01:34:20,648
Dah selesai!
Dia dah mati!

1535
01:34:20,738 --> 01:34:22,820
Cody! Lekas, pergi!

1536
01:34:24,826 --> 01:34:26,032
Tengok..

1537
01:34:48,641 --> 01:34:50,006
Rasanya dia tercedera..

1538
01:34:50,101 --> 01:34:51,341
Lindungi aku!

1539
01:34:52,353 --> 01:34:55,345
-Ayuh!
-Tunggu, mari sini!

1540
01:34:55,440 --> 01:34:57,181
Bagaimana nak lindungi dia
tanpa senjata?

1541
01:35:01,362 --> 01:35:04,821
-Baiklah, mari ke sini.. Marilah..
-Sini!

1542
01:35:04,908 --> 01:35:07,525
-Kau okey, kah?
-Aku rasa sejuk.

1543
01:35:07,619 --> 01:35:09,610
Aku tak dpt rasai kaki aku

1544
01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:12,662
Kaki kau di sana..
Nampak? Ada lopak air di sana

1545
01:35:12,749 --> 01:35:13,955
-Tak usah risau..
-Ah, baiklah

1546
01:35:14,042 --> 01:35:15,373
Marilah, kita kena bawa kau
ke helikopter

1547
01:35:15,460 --> 01:35:16,450
Kamu semua kembali..

1548
01:35:16,544 --> 01:35:17,750
-...Uutk selamatkan aku
-Mestilah..

1549
01:35:17,837 --> 01:35:20,204
Aku nak kau tahu sesuatu

1550
01:35:20,298 --> 01:35:21,504
Apa?

1551
01:35:22,634 --> 01:35:24,466
Aku tahu siapa kau

1552
01:35:26,554 --> 01:35:28,340
Kau kawan aku..

1553
01:35:30,558 --> 01:35:32,219
Kau saudara aku..

1554
01:35:33,061 --> 01:35:35,928
Mesti jadi saudara yg bertimbang rasa
dan kool, tau?

1555
01:35:36,022 --> 01:35:37,387
Saudara yg tiada perasaan benci
atau pedih..

1556
01:35:37,482 --> 01:35:40,270
Jgn tengok skrg, kau sdg menangis..

1557
01:35:40,360 --> 01:35:41,441
Betulkah?

1558
01:35:41,527 --> 01:35:43,063
Itulah yg membolehkan lakonan kau
mendapat kepujian

1559
01:35:43,154 --> 01:35:44,610
Alamak, jomlah!

1560
01:35:44,697 --> 01:35:46,187
Okey?

1561
01:35:47,742 --> 01:35:49,198
Jom, naik..

1562
01:35:50,912 --> 01:35:53,950
Mari kita pergi! Ayuh!

1563
01:35:56,084 --> 01:35:57,415
Masuklah!

1564
01:35:57,502 --> 01:35:59,539
Jom.. pergi!

1565
01:36:02,048 --> 01:36:04,881
Dah dpt TiVo kau..

1566
01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:13,386
Apa ini?

1567
01:36:13,476 --> 01:36:15,092
Aku dah dpt TiVo!

1568
01:36:15,979 --> 01:36:20,439
Kawan aku nak TiVo,
kawan aku dah dpt TiVo!

1569
01:36:25,571 --> 01:36:26,857
Alamak!

1570
01:37:03,651 --> 01:37:05,733
Dan Anugerah Oscar
Pelakon Lelaki Terbaik kepunyaan..

1571
01:37:08,448 --> 01:37:10,780
Ya! .T ugg Speedman!

1572
01:37:12,368 --> 01:37:15,110
"Tropic Blunder:
Cerita Sebenar Disebalik Produksi..

1573
01:37:15,204 --> 01:37:17,741
"..Filem Yg Termahal
Berdasarkan Peperangan"

1574
01:37:25,131 --> 01:37:27,042
Ya, kau si bodoh!

1575
01:37:46,361 --> 01:37:50,730
...8 Anugerah Oscars,
keuntungan 400 juta dollar..

1576
01:37:50,823 --> 01:37:54,066
...dan kau menyelamatkan
kerjaya Tugg Speedman

1577
01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:57,027
Aku tak akan berjya tanpa kau, Slolom..

1578
01:37:59,040 --> 01:38:00,201
Betul?

1579
01:38:00,291 --> 01:38:02,282
Tak, si bodoh, aku pasti boleh..

1580
01:38:02,377 --> 01:38:04,288
...Monyet pun boleh lakukan kerja kau

1581
01:38:05,129 --> 01:38:08,042
Skrg pergilah mabukkan diri
dan berseronok di semua parti

1582
01:38:08,132 --> 01:38:10,874
-Aku takkan buat begitu..
-Bergurau sajalah..

1583
01:38:10,968 --> 01:38:12,333
-Yakah?
-Yalah!

1584
01:38:12,428 --> 01:38:14,635
Okey, dia di sana..

1585
01:38:14,722 --> 01:38:17,054
-Dia di sana!
-Pergi bergembiralah

1586
01:38:17,850 --> 01:38:20,387
Okey.. Terima kasih, Les!
Selamat tinggal..

1587
01:38:20,478 --> 01:38:22,890
Tapi betul, monyet pun boleh
lakukan kerja kau

1588
01:38:22,980 --> 01:38:24,721
Baiklah! Terima kasih, tuan..