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- Would you like to step out
and have a cigarette, Mr. Graham?

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- No, thank you.

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- We'll call you as soon as we know.

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- No.

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- I understand.

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- She'll be alright now, Mr. Graham.

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- Thank you.

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- Did you ever have any trouble
with it before, Mr. Graham?

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- Well, I have to take it in
2 or 3 times a week.

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Which is somewhat inconvenient,
but the car is well worth it.

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- 2 or 3 times a week?
How often do you drive it?

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- 2 or 3 times a week.

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- I have to take it in
every time I drive it.

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And then it usually needs
a tune-up every few weeks.

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So I actually don't get
to drive it very much.

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- Oh, you have a real
problem then, Mr. Graham.

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- Yes. My own mechanic
has not been very helpful.

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- Is there anything you can recommend?

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- Well, you don't live
out here on the island, so

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- I can't check it regularly enough
to get a real picture.

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- All I can advise is never drive her
under 3,000 rpm in a forward gear, ever.

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And there's a lot of carbon on the valves.

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- Yes, there always is, so thank you
very much for the recommendation.

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- Usually needs a tune-up every few weeks.

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- I wonder what he does to her that bas...

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- Oh Mr. Graham, your attorney, Mr.
Beckett, has been trying to reach you.

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He's been calling the
superintendent's office all week.

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- Well, if he calls again tell him
I no longer live with the superintendent.

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Have this car taken to my garage.

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- Broke down again, didn't it?
- I don't care to discuss it.

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and he told me there
was carbon on the valves

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which was no news to me 'cause
there's always carbon on the valves.

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- My own mechanic picked up
the car yesterday

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and returned this afternoon with the news
that there was carbon on the valves.

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I asked him why the car
broke down so frequently

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and he said it was probably because
carbon got on the valves.

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- Ha ha, I told you a Ferrari
was useless in the city.

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Buy a Bentley and stop carrying on.

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- How dare you?

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- Mr. Graham!

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- Henry! Henry!
- What a day. That's a perfectly insane

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- Oh, Mr. Graham!
- Who is it? What is it?

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- A Mr. Beckett on the phone!
- Beckett?

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- Says he's your attorney!
Has an urgent message. Says he'll wait.

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- Tell him I'm out.

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- I don't have much chance to
take her out and open her up.

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- Half the time is spent taking off and
the other half is spent on landing.

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- And she needs a lot of upkeep.

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- Every time I bring her out
she has to have repairs.

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- What seems to be the trouble?

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- My mechanic says it's
carbon on the valves.

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- Zero One Foxtrot.
This is Long Island tower.

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- We're holding an emergency
telephone call for Mr. Henry Graham...

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from his attorney, Mr. Beckett.
Over.

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- Roger. Zero One Foxtrot...

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- I'll just get out here, thank you.
I'm not taking that call.

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- Oh, Jerry!
Mr. Von Rensaeller?

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- Has Mr. Graham come in yet?

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- Yes. He's in the
lounge with Mr. Beaumont.

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- Have I told you that my apple trees
have crown gall?

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- Frequently.

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- Well, then you can relax.
They don't anymore.

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- I sprayed and the crown gall is gone.

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- Hello, Dan. I was just telling Henry
that my apple trees had crown gall.

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- But I sprayed and
the crown gall is gone.

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- Really? Oh, you must be very relieved.

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- Yes. Yes, I am.

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- Could I have a word with you, Henry?

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- We've had several calls from your bank

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saying there have been insufficient funds.

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- Ah, those idiots.

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- I was prevailed upon as honorary
secretary to please bring it to your attention

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so you can clear it up with the bank.

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- Been going on for weeks.

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- I wonder if Beckett would go this far
to get me to call back?

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- Now, listen to me very carefully,
please. You see, when you have capital

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you are able to derive No.

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- I will attend to the check
in a moment, Mr. Graham.

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- I understand about the check.
I'm trying to explain something to you

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that is terribly important.

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- When we spend more,
per month or per year

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than we have in income,
you must then dip into the capital

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eventually exhausting the capital
and of course, therefore, the income.

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- Do you see what I mean?

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- Mr. Beckett. This check must be paid.

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- Mr. Graham
- And at once.

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- I'm trying to explain to you that
it is impossible to pay the check

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because your expenses
have exceeded your income

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to such a point that you have
exhausted your capital.

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- Now you have no capital, no income

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therefore no funds for the check, you see?

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- Don't treat me as though
I were a child, Mr. Beckett.

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- I am as aware of what it means
to have no capital as you are.

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- Oh, good.
- Now, what about this check?

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- Well, are you entirely sure
that you really do understand

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what I mean by capital, Mr. Graham?

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- You see, you've exhausted the capital.
I can't cover the check

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because the check is for $6,000
and you don't have $6,000.

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- In other words, you don't have $60.

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- Come to the point, Beckett.

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- The point, Mr. Graham, is that
you don't have any money.

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- The capital and the income are exhausted
and you no longer have any money.

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- I wish there was some
other way I could say it.

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- What could I?
How could I put it? That money

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- You have no capital, you have no income
you have no, it's only money.

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- You have no money. There's no other
way to put it.

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- You mean I have no money?

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- Yes, that's what I mean.
You have no money.

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- And what of my stocks, my AT&T,
my General Motors?

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- Y-yes, I know

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- My Amerada Peat?

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- Yes, yes, I know about Emeralda Peat.
Let me show you something.

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- Mr. Graham, you see,
it was necessary for me to sell

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several shares per year in order
to cover the checks that you

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- Who gave you the right to do that?
- You did, sir.

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- I did not!
- Yes, you did.

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- See, 15 years ago, when you told me
that you wished to live on $200,000

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despite the fact that the income
on your trust fund was only $90,000

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- That is beside the point.
This check must be paid.

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- Do you realize that this check has
bounced, Mr. Beckett? I mean, bounced!

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- As though I were some indigent
- Yes, I know the check has bounced.

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- It is not the first check that
you've had bounced, Mr. Graham.

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- I personally have covered three
overdrafts of yours to the extent

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- I'd like to show you
this check of $550.

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- This is of my own money, not the
firm's money, but that is not

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a policy that I wish
to continue in the future.

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- Who gave you the right to do that?

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- Well, you did, Mr. Graham.

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- You mean to say that I'm now in
the position of owing you $550?

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- No, no, no, don't, don't, please,
don't think of it as a loan, Mr. Graham.

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- I have no more hope of receiving it than
you'll ever have of scraping it up.

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- Oh, thank you very much, Mr. Beckett.

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- May I say that if you expected even
the smallest amount of gratitude

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you have wasted $550
of the excessive fee I pay you

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for the tiny services you render.

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- Mr. Graham.
I would like to explain something to you.

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- I have given you $550 of my own money
for only one reason

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- Disliking you as intensely as I do,
I wanted to be absolutely certain

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that when I looked back
upon your financial downfall

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- I could absolve myself completely
of any responsibility for it.

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- And $550 is a relatively
small price to pay

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for the knowledge that I've
had nothing to do whatsoever

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with your financial downfall.

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- You have brought yourself
to penury entirely on your own.

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- I don't suppose you care
to give me an additional $6,000

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and insure yourself against
guilt permanently?

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- You're perfect.
- Thank you very much, Mr. Beckett.

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- Do you think my uncle would
lend me some money?

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- Mr. Graham, during the 10 years that
your uncle served as your guardian

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he confided in me almost daily

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that he thought your father had placed him
in that position as an act of spite.

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I don't think he'll give you a nickel,
Mr. Graham.

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- And considering your gift for
close personal relationships

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- I don't think anyone else will, either.

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- Thank you very much, Mr. Beckett.

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- Here you are. This will cover the
overdraft of $550 that I owe you.

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- You will have these, too.

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- They're non-filter.
Smoke them in good health.

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- I'm poor.

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- Goodbye.

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- Goodbye.

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- Goodbye.

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- Oh, Mr. Graham, how are you?
Nice to see you.

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- What can I do for you, Mr. Graham?
- Oh nothing, nothing I

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- Won't you sit down a little bit?
- Thank you. I was looking for someone.

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- Good afternoon, Mr. Graham.
- Henri, ca va bien?

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- I'm fine, thank you. I'm
kind of surprised. We're
gonna be ready any minute.

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- Would you like to have a table for one?

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- No, no, thank you. I just wanted to
look at the room once more.

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- But it's always great to see you.
You're always welcome here. You know that.

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- Just check.
- I'm sorry, Mr. Sullivan.

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- I know nothing more
about your application.

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- That's alright. I'll come back
tomorrow and check.

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- Oh, Mr. Graham. Good afternoon, Mr. Graham.
- Hello, Otto.

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- Were you expecting some mail?

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- No, no. I just dropped in to, er
see if I was still welcome.

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- I'm poor.

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- Goal!

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- Harold, I should like to ask you something.
- Certainly, sir.

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- You've been with me
for many years now, Harold.

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- What would you do if I told you
I had lost all my money?

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- I should leave immediately, sir,
upon giving the proper notice.

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- Thank you, Harold. I knew I could
count on a straight answer from you.

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- Thank you, sir.

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- You can't top Hart, Schaffner and Marx.

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- Just stand natural.
It fits perfectly.

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- It's the best suit you can find in
ready-to-wear.

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- I'm sorry, Mr. Graham.

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- The racket club does not
keep those members on a trust
that are remiss in their dues.

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- Don't waste your time, Mr. Graham,
come with me to the Y.

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- Henry, you're not you're not
driving a Chevrolet!?

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- Oh, no!

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- I took the liberty, sir.

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- Oh yes, yes, Harold, bring it in.
I was just about to ring for it.

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- Harold, I have something to tell you.
- Is it about your money, sir?

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- Yes, Harold. I've lost it.

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- Or, more accurately, spent it.
In any case, it's gone.

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- I'm sorry to hear that, sir.

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- Have you considered borrowing
from your uncle?

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00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,860
- Yes, it was my first thought.

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- My attorney advised me against it on
the grounds that it would be useless.

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- See, the thing of it is, Harold

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that I have no hope of ever
repaying him, or anyone.

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- I have no skills,
no resources, no ambitions.

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- All I am, or was, is rich.

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00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,464
- And that's all I ever wanted to be.

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- I don't understand, Harold.
Why did it happen to me? Why?

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- I was I was so happy.
What will I do?

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- What any gentleman of similar breeding

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and temperament would do
in your position, sir.

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- Suicide?

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00:16:18,938 --> 00:16:22,024
- No, sir. I wasn't going to suggest
suicide. I was going to suggest marriage.

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- Marriage? You mean to a woman?

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00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,028
- Yes, sir. That is what I had in mind.

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- It's the only way to acquire
property without labor.

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- There is inheritance, but
I believe your uncle

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has already stated his intention
of leaving everything he
owns to Radio Free Europe.

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00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:39,708
- Oh, I can't, Harold. I couldn't
I mean, she'd be there

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asking me where I've been

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talking to me talking.
I wouldn't be able to bear it.

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00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:49,510
- Well, it was only a suggestion, sir.
But the alternatives

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are very limited and
unspeakably depressing, sir.

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- If you do not commit suicide,
sir, you will be poor.

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- Poor?

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- Poor in the only real
sense of the word, sir

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in that you will not be rich.

227
00:17:00,646 --> 00:17:03,649
- You will have a little left
if you sold everything but

228
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,694
in a country where
every man is what he has

229
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:09,780
he who has very little
is nobody very much.

230
00:17:09,989 --> 00:17:12,950
- There's no such thing as
genteel poverty here, sir.

231
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,203
- How much time do you think I have
before it comes out, Harold?

232
00:17:16,412 --> 00:17:17,287
- Hardly any, sir.

233
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:19,123
- You've already received
your third notice

234
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:22,459
from both Con Edison and the
Bell Telephone Company, sir.

235
00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:26,672
- At any moment the lights may go out and
the telephone go dead.

236
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,009
- And when that happens,
the worst will occur, sir...

237
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,928
your credit rating will be impugned.

238
00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:36,098
- My Amerada Peat.
Thank you.

239
00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:41,228
- Oh, do it, sir. Do it, get married, sir.

240
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:46,859
- Take the plunge.
Find a nice suitable young woman, sir.

241
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:50,654
- Borrow enough money from your uncle
to keep up appearances.

242
00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:54,658
- Don't become poor, Henry Graham, sir.
Not just for your sake but

243
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,494
this is difficult for me to say, sir,
but for mine as well

244
00:17:57,703 --> 00:18:01,498
- I mean, how many men these days require
the services of a gentleman's gentleman?

245
00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:05,085
- How many men have
your devotion to form, sir?

246
00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:07,546
- You have managed in
your own lifetime, Mr. Graham

247
00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:11,633
to keep alive traditions that were dead
before you were born.

248
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,802
- Don't give up the fight, sir

249
00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:16,555
just because the
Philistines are upon thee.

250
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:20,142
- I now respectfully give
two weeks' notice, sir.

251
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,560
- Will that be all?

252
00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:24,188
- Yes.
- Thank you, sir.

253
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:34,907
- No, no. Can't. Can't.
Better death or murder.

254
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:43,999
- That's a good idea. Harold!

255
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:49,671
- Harold, that was a good idea.
I'm going to do it, Harold.

256
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,424
- I'm going to find a suitable woman
and mur-, er, marry her.

257
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:55,094
- Oh, I'm so glad, sir.

258
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:58,764
- Shall I dial your uncle for you?
- Yes, please, Harold.

259
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,975
- I hope I don't have to grovel too much.

260
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,825
Oh god...

261
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,619
- Then I take it your answer is no.

262
00:19:20,828 --> 00:19:24,414
- Yes. It's no. You've been an ass, Henry.

263
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:28,377
- Just as your father was an
ass, but you mustn't take that
to mean it runs in the family.

264
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:33,465
- Lend you $50,000.
Oh God, what a witty thing to say!

265
00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:37,845
- Don't think of it as a loan
but as an investment

266
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:41,056
to be repaid in six weeks
with interest of 10%.

267
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:43,809
- No.

268
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:48,438
- Why not? It's a better return
than you get on any stock.

269
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:51,692
- But you are not a stock, Henry.

270
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:56,321
- You are an aging youth, with no prospect

271
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:59,825
no skills, no character.

272
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,994
- What could you possibly do in six weeks

273
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,704
that would enable you to repay me?

274
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,289
- Get married.

275
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:06,206
- Get what?

276
00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:06,999
- Get married.

277
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:07,833
- Get married?

278
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:08,542
- Yes. Get married.

279
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:09,459
- To whom?

280
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:12,129
- Well, I I would find a suitable woman.

281
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,256
- By "suitable" you mean rich?

282
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,341
- Yes, as far as marriage is concerned

283
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,433
- You see, as far as marriage is

284
00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:32,983
- As far as marriage is concerned,
I do have prospects.

285
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:36,570
- I even have skills, to the extent that
I'm not physically disabled.

286
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:37,237
- No.

287
00:20:37,446 --> 00:20:38,989
- I'm reasonably well-mannered.

288
00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:42,784
- And I can engage in
any romantic activity

289
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:45,537
with an urbanity born of disinterest.

290
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,457
- As for character

291
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,876
that is something I usually
require of servants

292
00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:59,259
- We are talking about character.
- Yes, character.

293
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:02,763
- That is something I usually
require of servants

294
00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:06,558
in the form of a brief letter
written by someone like myself

295
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:09,186
to the effect that
the servant in question

296
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,605
does not have the ingenuity to steal.

297
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,150
- Well, you can't ask for better
credentials for marriage

298
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,194
or a better return on your investment.

299
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:21,323
- What is my collateral
in the event that you fail?

300
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:22,491
- Collateral?

301
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,536
- My wardrobe and furnishings.

302
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:29,790
- Oh my God, what would I?
Yes, go on.

303
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:33,794
- My collection of first editions.

304
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:37,673
- My paintings and sculptures.
- Oh, well.

305
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:39,675
- And my
- What?

306
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:42,052
- No.
- No, what?

307
00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:45,681
- Well that's it.

308
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:49,559
- No, no. You said no. You said no.
What? No, what?

309
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:53,814
- Alright. My Ferrari 275 GTB 4

310
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:58,902
which retails at $15,900
and is owned outright by me.

311
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:03,782
- That's at least $500,000
worth of collateral.

312
00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:05,993
- I'm asking for a $50,000 loan.

313
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:11,707
- Six weeks?
- Six weeks.

314
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:16,253
- Well, I may be a sentimental old fool

315
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:23,051
but in memory of our long, long years
that I spent as your guardian

316
00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:28,682
- I'll do it.

317
00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:31,518
- Thank you, uncle.

318
00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:33,228
- On one condition.
- What's that?

319
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,690
- Should you fail to repay
me in six weeks

320
00:22:36,898 --> 00:22:39,276
- I am entitled to ten times
the amount I'll lend you.

321
00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:43,905
- Ten times the amount?
That's ten times 50,000.

322
00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:45,115
- Yes, that's right.

323
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:50,329
- That's it's everything I own.

324
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,873
- Of course you could always go to
a bank and ask for a personal loan.

325
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,624
- A bank?

326
00:22:57,210 --> 00:23:00,088
- Oh God, if I could be a fly
on the wall that day.

327
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:06,845
- Those are my terms. Take them
or leave them as you choose.

328
00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:09,097
- But that's usury.
- Mh-hm.

329
00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:10,640
- I'll take it.
- Good.

330
00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,893
- I'll have my attorney
draw up the documents tonight.

331
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:14,561
- We should be finished by tonight,
don't you think?

332
00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:17,564
- Yes. Thank you, uncle.

333
00:23:17,773 --> 00:23:19,858
- Call me Uncle Harry...

334
00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:23,278
- After all, we're in business
together now, Henry.

335
00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:26,156
- Thank you, Uncle Harry.

336
00:23:26,365 --> 00:23:28,950
- In that case, you
may call me Mr. Graham.

337
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:33,288
- You know, Henry, I have never thought
of you as terribly interested in women.

338
00:23:33,497 --> 00:23:35,624
- It comes as rather a shock to me, too.

339
00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:37,167
- Are there any here?
- Huh?

340
00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:39,002
- I mean unattached ones?

341
00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:43,215
- Yes, yes, there's Sharon Hart,
over there next to Felix.

342
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,050
- Does she live with her family?

343
00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:48,011
- No, no, as far as I know,
Sharon has no close family.

344
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:51,181
- Her husband, Robert Hart,
was a cattle baron, I think.

345
00:23:51,390 --> 00:23:52,182
- Really?

346
00:23:52,391 --> 00:23:55,435
- Oh, Sharon, I'd like you
to meet Henry Graham.

347
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,319
- I eat, I sleep, I swim, I dry off.

348
00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:09,408
- All so simple, perhaps even primitive.
And it satisfies me.

349
00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:13,537
- I have found peace in Connecticut.

350
00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:16,206
- I mean, after all, what else is there?

351
00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:21,294
- I love, I wish love, I am human,
I am a woman, Henry!

352
00:24:22,587 --> 00:24:23,505
- A what?

353
00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:25,507
- A woman, Henry.

354
00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:30,595
- I want I need I desire love.

355
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:32,639
- That is what a woman is born for.

356
00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:36,643
- Damn mosquitoes!

357
00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:42,899
- No mother? You have no mother? No
father? No no children? No one at all?

358
00:24:43,859 --> 00:24:45,569
- No one at all.

359
00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:47,404
- Oh, Henry

360
00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:51,366
- How I long to hear another voice.

361
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:52,993
- A man's arms

362
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:58,248
- Oh, I am alive.

363
00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:00,959
- I want to give

364
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:04,045
love.

365
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:06,631
- Darling!

366
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,258
- No! Don't let them out!

367
00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:14,931
- 3 weeks, 2 days and 3 hours to go, sir.

368
00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:18,185
- Please don't scratch, sir.
- Oh, God help me!

369
00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:26,610
- My aunt got very interested
in the Heart Fund.

370
00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:28,528
- She had an attack a little while ago.

371
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:31,239
- Your aunt
Does she live in New York?

372
00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:32,991
- Yes, as a matter of fact she does.

373
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,744
- What sort of an attack did she have?
- A heart attack, you see

374
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:38,747
- Oh, do you have any other relatives?
- Oh no, no, none at all.

375
00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:41,374
- No mother?
- No, no, no mother. And

376
00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:43,752
- No father?
- No, no. No, no father.

377
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,879
- We were wondering if you would
like to put your name

378
00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:48,298
on one of our letterheads
as one of our sponsors?

379
00:25:48,507 --> 00:25:51,259
- Well, you wouldn't have to do anything.
- No, thank you.

380
00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:52,511
- Oh. Well, would you?

381
00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:56,348
- Henry!
What the hell are <i>you</i> doing here?

382
00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,975
- I thought you hated dancing and
didn't believe in private charity.

383
00:25:59,184 --> 00:26:00,310
- You were correct.

384
00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:10,946
- One week, 5 days and 10 hours, sir.

385
00:26:11,863 --> 00:26:14,407
- I'll never do it, Harold. Never.

386
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:16,868
- Not only do I still have to meet her,
but I have to court her

387
00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:19,496
marry her and get $50.000 from her

388
00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:21,122
before the honeymoon.
I'll never do it

389
00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:22,415
unless I elope tomorrow.

390
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:24,084
- You will do it, sir.

391
00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:27,754
- When we are working for something we
really love, as you are, sir

392
00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:30,257
we can always find a way.

393
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,636
- What are you spraying with, Bo? Do you
really understand what you're doing?

394
00:26:34,844 --> 00:26:39,724
- Oh, my dear. I've spent years on this,
on this very topic. Yes, because

395
00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:45,939
<i>- Henry!</i>

396
00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:50,318
- Everybody! This is Henry Graham.

397
00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:54,531
- This is Harriet Storch. Bo, of course, you know.
- Hi, Henry.

398
00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:59,369
- Mr. and Mrs. Sims, Toot and Roggie.
They're here from Geneva on home leave.

399
00:26:59,578 --> 00:27:01,246
- This is Lucy Sylvester.

400
00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:04,374
- And our neighbours,
Dr and Mrs. Daryl Hitler

401
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:08,003
- John Sylvester and Freddy,
of course, you know

402
00:27:09,504 --> 00:27:12,507
- Excuse me, you're not by any chance
related to the Boston Hitlers?

403
00:27:12,716 --> 00:27:14,384
- No, we're from Glen Cove.

404
00:27:14,593 --> 00:27:17,012
- Henry, this is Miss Henrietta Lowell.
This is Mr. Henry Graham.

405
00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:22,309
- Miss Lowell. How do you do?

406
00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,229
- Come there, now. Come and see Bo.

407
00:27:27,564 --> 00:27:30,150
- Yes. You dropped your gloves, Miss Lowell.

408
00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:33,153
- Now come with me and have a nice chat
with Bo while I get you some

409
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,990
- Gloria, what's today's date?
- July 27.

410
00:27:37,198 --> 00:27:39,200
- Come sit with Bo and I'll
get you some nice tea.

411
00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:43,496
- Henry, sit down. Would you believe it?
Sooty blotch!

412
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:46,249
- Got rid of the crown gall
and got sooty blotch.

413
00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:47,626
- I think it's sooty blotch, I'm not sure.

414
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:51,588
- That's becoming mad, Bo.
By the way, who's Henrietta Lowell?

415
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:56,134
- She's old Guy Lowell's daughter.
- And who's old Guy Lowell?

416
00:27:57,969 --> 00:28:00,138
- Was. He's dead now.

417
00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:01,681
<i>- Been dead ever
since I can remember.</i>

418
00:28:01,890 --> 00:28:04,768
- And who was he when he was alive?

419
00:28:04,976 --> 00:28:06,436
- Well, he was an industrialist

420
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:09,522
or composer, something like that.

421
00:28:11,608 --> 00:28:16,571
- Well, did he die with his wealth intact
or did he lose everything in suicide?

422
00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:20,241
- Oh, well, I'm merely curious.

423
00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:21,951
- Well, he died with his wealth intact

424
00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:28,958
- I heard he was enormously wealthy
when he died. Is that right?

425
00:28:29,167 --> 00:28:30,752
- I thought you didn't know who he was.

426
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,003
- Well, I didn't at first

427
00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:34,589
but the vividness of your description
has restored him to my memory.

428
00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:37,300
- He was old Guy Lowell,
who died enormously wealthy.

429
00:28:37,509 --> 00:28:41,596
- That right?
- Yeah. He was enormously wealthy when he died.

430
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:43,223
- And the girl?

431
00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:47,852
- She's enormously wealthy, too.
Lives all alone in a huge place with

432
00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:52,065
dozens of servants milling about her.
About 50 acres of land.

433
00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:55,527
- No mother?
- No.

434
00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:59,114
- No sisters, brothers?
No close relatives?

435
00:28:59,322 --> 00:29:03,618
- No. No. Harry, you're hurting my arm!

436
00:29:03,827 --> 00:29:05,995
- Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry, Bo.

437
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:09,249
- She, er she's not engaged?

438
00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:13,420
- No. She's a botanist!

439
00:29:13,628 --> 00:29:15,338
<i>- She teaches at some</i>

440
00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:20,301
<i>- Writes a lot of papers
on fronds for periodicals.</i>

441
00:29:20,510 --> 00:29:22,095
<i>- Doesn't ride, either.</i>

442
00:29:22,303 --> 00:29:26,516
- Doesn't entertain. Doesn't even talk,
as far as I can tell.

443
00:29:26,725 --> 00:29:29,853
<i>- I think she's about the most isolated
woman I've ever met.</i>

444
00:29:30,061 --> 00:29:32,105
- Rich, single, isolated.

445
00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:36,151
- And she's about to drop that teacup.

446
00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:45,160
- Oh, she's perfect.

447
00:29:45,368 --> 00:29:48,163
- Madeleine, would you get Miss Lowell
another cup of tea, please?

448
00:29:48,371 --> 00:29:52,375
- I'm terribly sorry.
- That's alright, dear, really. Couldn't care less.

449
00:29:52,584 --> 00:29:54,753
- It's nothing. It's nothing.
It's just an old rug.

450
00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:01,843
- Just swish that up and then just dab it,
just just dab it and blot it.

451
00:30:04,387 --> 00:30:05,680
- Here I'll take this.

452
00:30:20,904 --> 00:30:24,449
- Incredibly clumsy woman, isn't she?
No wonder she doesn't ride.

453
00:30:25,492 --> 00:30:27,869
- Forgive me a moment, will you, Bo?

454
00:30:28,077 --> 00:30:29,204
- Excuse me.

455
00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:36,795
- Excuse me.

456
00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:47,430
- Henrietta, is this some kind of joke?

457
00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:50,683
- Because if it is, I
do not find it amusing.

458
00:30:50,892 --> 00:30:52,727
- If your nerves aren't steady enough

459
00:30:52,936 --> 00:30:56,356
to hold a cup and saucer in your hand,
then you shouldn't be drinking tea.

460
00:30:56,564 --> 00:31:01,152
- Once yes, but twice in a row
- Is too much too much.

461
00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:05,532
- Madam. There you are, Madam.

462
00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:09,494
- Take your damn carpet to the cleaners
and send the bill to me.

463
00:31:10,495 --> 00:31:12,664
- Here you are. Come, Miss Lowell,
I'm taking you home.

464
00:31:13,581 --> 00:31:14,374
- Take your bag.

465
00:31:17,168 --> 00:31:19,295
- You son of a bitch!

466
00:31:19,504 --> 00:31:21,631
- You dare call me a son of a bitch?

467
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,218
- Madam, I have seen many examples
of perversion in my time

468
00:31:25,426 --> 00:31:28,179
but your erotic obsession
with your carpet

469
00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:32,600
is probably the most grotesque
and certainly the most boring
I have ever encountered.

470
00:31:32,809 --> 00:31:35,019
- You're more to be scorned than pitied.

471
00:31:35,228 --> 00:31:36,980
- Good day, Mrs. Cunliffe.

472
00:31:49,284 --> 00:31:51,744
- You can dismiss your car.
I'll take you home in mine.

473
00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:54,789
- I came by bus.

474
00:31:56,749 --> 00:31:57,667
- I beg your pardon?

475
00:31:57,876 --> 00:32:01,671
- I I didn't come by car, I came by bus.

476
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,631
- By bus?
- On the bus.

477
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,466
- And then to be treated in this manner?

478
00:32:13,725 --> 00:32:14,559
- Perfect.

479
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:17,854
- This is very nice of you. Thank you.

480
00:32:18,062 --> 00:32:19,939
- And I'm terribly sorry.

481
00:32:20,148 --> 00:32:22,650
- No, you don't have to
apologize, Miss Lowell.

482
00:32:22,859 --> 00:32:25,445
- Your behavior has been impeccable.

483
00:32:25,653 --> 00:32:27,405
- No. I did spill the tea twice.

484
00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:28,740
- You were a guest.

485
00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:33,161
- A woman of your stature has a
right to expect every courtesy in
any home she consents to visit.

486
00:32:34,454 --> 00:32:35,622
- What stature?

487
00:32:35,830 --> 00:32:37,165
- Oh, come now, Miss Lowell.

488
00:32:37,373 --> 00:32:39,542
- I've read far too many
botanical journals

489
00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:41,294
to take that question seriously.

490
00:32:41,502 --> 00:32:43,421
- Are you a botanist?

491
00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:46,215
- No. Just a botanical journal reader.

492
00:32:46,424 --> 00:32:48,134
- Every science has its fans.

493
00:32:50,511 --> 00:32:51,763
- Carbon on the valves.

494
00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:54,098
- Heavens.

495
00:32:56,976 --> 00:32:58,645
- Tell me about yourself, Miss Lowell.

496
00:32:58,853 --> 00:33:01,314
- Your work, your hopes, your dreams

497
00:33:01,522 --> 00:33:06,402
- Well, I work as a teacher and I also
do field work and write monographs.

498
00:33:08,237 --> 00:33:12,450
- On my last field trip I identified
and classified

499
00:33:12,659 --> 00:33:15,620
all the varieties of ferns
on Jolly Bogo.

500
00:33:15,828 --> 00:33:18,957
- It was one of the longest
monographs I've ever written.

501
00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:21,709
- I'd love to read it sometime.

502
00:33:21,918 --> 00:33:25,922
- My hope is to discover a new
variety of fern

503
00:33:26,130 --> 00:33:29,592
that has never been
described or classified.

504
00:33:29,801 --> 00:33:32,136
- I don't know what my dream is.

505
00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:34,263
- Do you think it could be
the same as my hope?

506
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:44,524
- Well, at any rate, that is my
work and my hope, except for my
dreams which I'm not certain of.

507
00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:50,446
- What happens if you discover a
new species

508
00:33:50,655 --> 00:33:53,449
that has never been
described or classified?

509
00:33:55,201 --> 00:33:59,497
- Well nothing terribly much
except that

510
00:34:00,498 --> 00:34:04,377
you are
you're listed as its discoverer

511
00:34:04,585 --> 00:34:07,422
and the entire species is named after you.

512
00:34:08,339 --> 00:34:13,302
- Oh, like Parkinson's Disease
being named after James Parkinson.

513
00:34:13,845 --> 00:34:15,596
- That's right.

514
00:34:15,805 --> 00:34:18,641
- Or the Bougainvillea being named
after Louis de Bougainville.

515
00:34:18,850 --> 00:34:23,396
- Or like Brussels sprouts.
- Yes, that's right, that's right.

516
00:34:23,604 --> 00:34:25,732
- It's a kind of immortality, isn't it?

517
00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:28,443
- Yes. Yes, I guess it is.

518
00:34:29,819 --> 00:34:33,948
- This seems rather presumptuous,
doesn't it, to hope for immortality?

519
00:34:34,157 --> 00:34:35,158
- Not to me.

520
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,119
- If you can't be immortal, why bother?

521
00:34:39,954 --> 00:34:44,917
- Oh, Henry, you are really so
self-assured.

522
00:34:45,877 --> 00:34:47,879
- You're so positive.

523
00:34:48,087 --> 00:34:51,924
- It almost gives me confidence
just to be with you.

524
00:34:52,091 --> 00:34:55,511
- Then in a very short time you will be
a very confident botanist because

525
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:58,765
- I intend to be with you
a great deal of the time.

526
00:34:58,973 --> 00:35:01,434
- Oh, heavens.

527
00:35:01,642 --> 00:35:03,352
- With your consent, of course.

528
00:35:03,561 --> 00:35:08,441
- Oh, yes. I consent. I I just
Oh, heavens!

529
00:35:24,582 --> 00:35:28,169
- I will pick you up at 7.
- Yes. Bye.

530
00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:34,550
- Until this evening.

531
00:35:34,759 --> 00:35:36,177
- Heavens.

532
00:35:42,225 --> 00:35:43,643
- Heavens.

533
00:35:44,852 --> 00:35:46,521
- Good morning, Mis-

534
00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:52,485
- Good morning, Mr. Graham.

535
00:35:52,693 --> 00:35:56,030
- You have exactly 7 days
and 9 hours to destitution.

536
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:57,573
- Shall I serve your breakfast in bed

537
00:35:57,782 --> 00:35:59,992
or would you like me to follow
you about with the tray?

538
00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:02,495
- No, thank you, Harold.
I haven't got time to eat.

539
00:36:02,703 --> 00:36:05,206
- See if you can find a
college outline of botany.

540
00:36:05,414 --> 00:36:07,583
- Reserve a table for two
at Pavilion for tonight.

541
00:36:07,792 --> 00:36:10,419
- Get the florist on the phone and start
making out a guest list.

542
00:36:10,628 --> 00:36:13,589
- I think I have found,
God help us, Miss Right.

543
00:36:18,803 --> 00:36:22,890
- Heavens. How tasteful.

544
00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:29,355
- '55 was a glorious year
for Mouton Rothschild.

545
00:36:29,564 --> 00:36:31,774
- Better than '53, I think.
Don't you?

546
00:36:32,733 --> 00:36:34,152
- May I ask you something?

547
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,320
- Certainly, Henrietta.

548
00:36:36,529 --> 00:36:38,156
- Have you ever tasted

549
00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:43,244
- Mogen David's extra-heavy Malaga
wine with soda and lime juice?

550
00:36:45,580 --> 00:36:47,874
- Er, not that I can recall.

551
00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:52,712
- One of my students happened
to introduce it to me

552
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,590
on a field trip to the Canary Islands.

553
00:36:55,798 --> 00:37:00,344
- It tastes a little like grape juice
and every year is good.

554
00:37:00,553 --> 00:37:03,264
- Why don't you just drink grape juice?

555
00:37:03,472 --> 00:37:05,349
- It's not as sweet.

556
00:37:06,309 --> 00:37:09,020
- I had never drunk wine at all
until I tried

557
00:37:09,228 --> 00:37:14,108
- Mogen David's extra-heavy Malaga wine
with soda and lime juice.

558
00:37:14,358 --> 00:37:18,112
- It's delicious.
It's called a Malaga Cooler.

559
00:37:18,321 --> 00:37:19,739
- Malaga Cooler.

560
00:37:20,907 --> 00:37:25,870
- Oh, well that sounds unique.

561
00:37:29,707 --> 00:37:30,958
- Thank you, Raoul.
- You're welcome, sir.

562
00:37:45,890 --> 00:37:48,351
- Thank you, Raoul.
- You're welcome, Mr. Graham. Good night.

563
00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:53,564
- Good night, Mr. Graham.
- Night, Stuart, thank you very much.

564
00:37:53,773 --> 00:37:55,066
- Good to see you again, sir.
- Thank you.

565
00:37:58,486 --> 00:38:02,406
- 5 days and 11 hours.
- Today is Wednesday, isn't it?
- Yes.

566
00:38:02,615 --> 00:38:04,075
- Then the ceremony will have to be
this Saturday

567
00:38:04,283 --> 00:38:07,078
that means that I will have to
propose tonight, God help me

568
00:38:07,286 --> 00:38:09,330
if we're to get license by Friday

569
00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:13,167
- Do you know anything about Mendel's
experiments? Listen to me, please, Harold.

570
00:38:13,376 --> 00:38:16,337
- Mendel's experiments with garden peas?
- No.

571
00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:19,298
- Well, bone up and study the chapter
on classification.

572
00:38:19,507 --> 00:38:21,384
- I'll have to have someone test me

573
00:38:21,592 --> 00:38:26,138
on division, class, order, family, genus,
species and variety

574
00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:28,891
before I go on to seed
and fruit dispersal.

575
00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:31,978
- Oh, I'm so glad you found a nice
suitable young lady.

576
00:38:32,186 --> 00:38:33,646
- She's not suitable. She's primitive.

577
00:38:33,854 --> 00:38:36,315
- She has no spirit,
no wit, no conversation

578
00:38:36,524 --> 00:38:38,526
and she has to be vacuumed
every time she eats.

579
00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:40,987
- Oh, she must be very wealthy, sir.

580
00:38:41,195 --> 00:38:41,946
- Yes, she is.

581
00:38:42,154 --> 00:38:43,906
- Cancel my theater tickets for tonight.

582
00:38:44,115 --> 00:38:46,993
- I'll have to start early if
I'm going to propose.

583
00:38:47,201 --> 00:38:50,288
- Yes, sir. Oh, shall I order
additional champagne, sir?

584
00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:51,956
- No. No champagne.

585
00:38:52,164 --> 00:38:55,167
- Order a dozen bottles of

586
00:38:55,376 --> 00:39:00,256
- Mogen David's extra-heavy Malaga wine
and lime juice.

587
00:39:00,923 --> 00:39:03,592
- And lower your eyebrows, please.
I told you she was primitive.

588
00:39:11,267 --> 00:39:12,310
- To science.

589
00:39:17,189 --> 00:39:18,566
- Do you have any straws?

590
00:39:19,734 --> 00:39:22,903
- Straws? No straws.

591
00:39:24,447 --> 00:39:26,574
- Should have told you to buy straws.

592
00:39:38,878 --> 00:39:41,255
- I have recently been re-reading
Gregor Mendel's

593
00:39:41,464 --> 00:39:43,841
fascinating experiments with garden peas.

594
00:39:44,925 --> 00:39:46,552
- And it has struck me again

595
00:39:46,761 --> 00:39:49,722
how much we owe our understanding
of plant genetics

596
00:39:49,930 --> 00:39:53,684
with all its myriad implications
to that brilliant pioneer.

597
00:39:53,893 --> 00:39:57,980
- Yes, but we mustn't forget
Morgan and Muller.

598
00:39:58,189 --> 00:40:02,234
- Morgan, Muller and Mendel.
- Who?

599
00:40:02,401 --> 00:40:04,904
- Gregor Mendel, the man
that you just mentioned.

600
00:40:05,112 --> 00:40:07,823
- Morgan, Muller and Mendel, I think

601
00:40:08,032 --> 00:40:10,493
are a perfect example of
scientific synthesis.

602
00:40:11,827 --> 00:40:14,747
- Erm does it seem that to you?

603
00:40:14,955 --> 00:40:16,123
- No, it doesn't.

604
00:40:16,332 --> 00:40:18,751
- Collective appraisal has
never appealed to me.

605
00:40:18,959 --> 00:40:20,544
- Oh, I didn't mean to criticize
- Ooh!

606
00:40:23,089 --> 00:40:26,342
- Oh, your carpet. Your beautiful carpet.

607
00:40:26,550 --> 00:40:29,678
- Oh, that's alright, Henrietta, please
No, no, don't, no, please, Henrietta.

608
00:40:29,887 --> 00:40:30,846
- Is there any cold water?

609
00:40:31,055 --> 00:40:33,015
- No, no, never mind.
Please sit down, Henrietta.

610
00:40:33,224 --> 00:40:38,104
- Henrietta, please. Nonsense. Nonsense.
The floor needed a touch of color.

611
00:40:41,732 --> 00:40:45,569
- Henry, I'm so stupid
and clumsy and gauche.

612
00:40:45,778 --> 00:40:47,822
- I don't know what to say.
I've ruined another carpet.

613
00:40:48,030 --> 00:40:51,492
- No, Henrietta, please. Stop that. Can
you possibly believe, for one moment

614
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:55,079
that what happens to this foolish, hairy
floor covering matters to me

615
00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:57,331
when I have you sitting beside me?

616
00:40:58,290 --> 00:41:01,252
looking at me with your beautifully soft

617
00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:05,881
yet highly intelligent,
well-informed eyes?

618
00:41:06,090 --> 00:41:08,259
- Talking to me in your gentle

619
00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:12,096
yet perfectly modulated,
podium-trained voice?

620
00:41:14,014 --> 00:41:16,392
- You must think me very superficial.

621
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,310
- Oh, no. I don't.

622
00:41:19,186 --> 00:41:24,150
- Henrietta, er er
would you care for some more wine?

623
00:41:27,319 --> 00:41:28,863
- Oh yes, I would love some.

624
00:41:29,822 --> 00:41:33,492
- Henrietta Henrietta

625
00:41:33,701 --> 00:41:35,453
- I have something to ask you.

626
00:41:37,455 --> 00:41:42,418
- I I erm
What time is it?

627
00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:51,010
- It's erm it's, oh, it's 10 o'clock
I'm going to have to leave pretty soon

628
00:41:51,218 --> 00:41:53,345
- 'cause I have to get up tomorrow
very early for a class.

629
00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:03,272
- Ooh!
- Pardon? Something wrong?

630
00:42:03,481 --> 00:42:06,275
- Henry? Henry?
- Oh. No, no.

631
00:42:06,484 --> 00:42:08,402
- Henrietta

632
00:42:09,361 --> 00:42:13,491
- Henrietta, we have a great deal
in common, you and I.

633
00:42:13,699 --> 00:42:16,994
- We are both of the same division:
vertebrata

634
00:42:17,203 --> 00:42:18,704
the same class: mammalia

635
00:42:18,913 --> 00:42:20,414
the same order: primate

636
00:42:20,623 --> 00:42:21,957
the same family: hominide

637
00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:23,375
the same genus: homo

638
00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,544
the same species: sapiens

639
00:42:25,753 --> 00:42:27,505
and the same variety of a class.

640
00:42:27,713 --> 00:42:30,883
- I don't think there's a class of variety
- Keep quiet, Henr-!

641
00:42:31,091 --> 00:42:34,094
- Oh, I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. I

642
00:42:34,261 --> 00:42:36,889
- Where where was I? I Oh, yes

643
00:42:37,097 --> 00:42:40,267
- In fact the only difference between us
is that I am a man and you are a woman.

644
00:42:40,476 --> 00:42:43,395
- And we don't have to let that interfere
if we are reasonably careful.

645
00:42:46,732 --> 00:42:48,400
- Y-yes.

646
00:42:48,609 --> 00:42:50,653
- Henrietta, what I'm trying to say is

647
00:42:59,537 --> 00:43:00,454
- Will you marry me?

648
00:43:00,663 --> 00:43:01,622
- I beg your pardon?

649
00:43:07,545 --> 00:43:09,630
- Oh, Henrietta, if
you care for me at all.

650
00:43:09,838 --> 00:43:11,549
- Even if you don't care for me at all

651
00:43:11,757 --> 00:43:15,010
but feel that you could learn to care
for me at all

652
00:43:15,219 --> 00:43:17,513
in a reasonable amount of time,
please say yes.

653
00:43:17,721 --> 00:43:20,558
- There is often a tidy
profit in speculation.

654
00:43:20,766 --> 00:43:22,726
- I care for you, Henry.
I do care for you.

655
00:43:22,935 --> 00:43:25,729
- Oh! Henrietta.
Ahhhhh! Dammit to hell!

656
00:43:25,938 --> 00:43:27,356
- Did you hurt yourself?
- No, no.

657
00:43:27,565 --> 00:43:29,775
- Kneeling on broken glass
is my favorite pastime.

658
00:43:29,984 --> 00:43:31,110
- It keeps me from slouching.

659
00:43:31,318 --> 00:43:32,152
- Do you think you should get up, Henry?

660
00:43:32,361 --> 00:43:33,988
- No. Never. Not until I finish.

661
00:43:34,196 --> 00:43:36,240
- I would kneel on anything
for you, Henrietta.

662
00:43:36,448 --> 00:43:39,702
- Henrietta, if you turn me down,
it would be the end of me.

663
00:43:39,910 --> 00:43:41,495
- I would literally have nothing.

664
00:43:42,454 --> 00:43:44,873
- There would be such a
- I won't I wouldn't.

665
00:43:45,082 --> 00:43:46,834
- I'm not going to turn you down, Henry.

666
00:43:47,042 --> 00:43:49,336
- You're not?
- No.

667
00:43:49,545 --> 00:43:51,297
- I love you, Henry.

668
00:43:53,132 --> 00:43:54,508
- That was my dream, Henry.

669
00:43:54,717 --> 00:43:59,096
- From the moment that you spilled
your tea on Gloria Cunliffe's Aubusson.

670
00:43:59,305 --> 00:44:01,473
- That someday you would ask me
to marry you.

671
00:44:02,391 --> 00:44:03,767
- That was most of my dream.

672
00:44:03,976 --> 00:44:06,854
- Henrietta, darling, would this
Saturday be too soon?

673
00:44:07,062 --> 00:44:09,148
- This Saturday?
- Yes.

674
00:44:09,315 --> 00:44:13,277
- Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Oh, heavens, mercy!

675
00:44:13,485 --> 00:44:14,737
- Answer yes or no!

676
00:44:14,945 --> 00:44:18,490
- Henrietta, I'm intensely uncomfortable.
- Yes, yes, yes!

677
00:44:18,699 --> 00:44:21,368
- Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.

678
00:44:24,496 --> 00:44:29,460
- Here. You're a good girl.
You're a good a good girl.

679
00:44:37,343 --> 00:44:42,181
- Oh, heavens, I mean, mercy gracious heavens.
- Stay with heavens.

680
00:44:42,389 --> 00:44:44,642
- Ouch! Stop that, Harold!

681
00:44:44,850 --> 00:44:46,518
- I'm sorry, sir.

682
00:44:47,436 --> 00:44:48,604
- That hurts.

683
00:44:50,022 --> 00:44:53,817
- I'm saved, Harold.
Less hurried but saved.

684
00:44:54,026 --> 00:44:56,028
- I'm enormously pleased, sir.

685
00:44:56,945 --> 00:44:59,323
- Oh, I wish you could've been there,
Harold. I wish you could have been there.

686
00:44:59,531 --> 00:45:03,535
- I was brilliant. Brilliant! You would
have been astonished of my technique.

687
00:45:03,744 --> 00:45:05,454
- Sir, I don't doubt you, sir.

688
00:45:05,663 --> 00:45:08,374
- Harold, send an announcement
out to the newspapers

689
00:45:08,582 --> 00:45:11,210
and put Miss Lowell's attorney
on the guest list.

690
00:45:11,418 --> 00:45:15,255
- It seems he's a close
personal friend of hers.

691
00:45:15,464 --> 00:45:17,841
- Has the wine come up off the rug yet?

692
00:45:18,050 --> 00:45:20,094
- No sir. I'm soaking it now
in various solvents

693
00:45:20,302 --> 00:45:21,762
but they only seem to dissolve the nap.

694
00:45:21,970 --> 00:45:23,597
- I oughta sue her.

695
00:45:23,806 --> 00:45:27,101
- Do you know how many llamas
must have died to make that rug?

696
00:45:28,394 --> 00:45:32,272
- Have my travel agent book a cottage
somewhere for a few days.

697
00:45:32,481 --> 00:45:35,401
- I'll have to pick up the $50,000
during the honeymoon.

698
00:45:35,609 --> 00:45:39,363
- Oh, sir. Isn't that
just a trifle unseemly?

699
00:45:39,571 --> 00:45:41,573
- Unseemly? Unseemly!?

700
00:45:41,782 --> 00:45:45,411
- Harold, after her behavior tonight,
anything I do will be seemly.

701
00:45:45,619 --> 00:45:47,454
- Never have I seen one woman

702
00:45:47,663 --> 00:45:51,125
in whom every social grace was so lacking.

703
00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:54,545
- Did I say she was primitive?
I retract that. She's feral.

704
00:45:54,753 --> 00:45:57,381
- I've never spent a more physically
destructive evening in my life.

705
00:45:57,589 --> 00:45:59,383
- I am nauseated. I limp.

706
00:45:59,591 --> 00:46:02,594
- And I can feel my teeth rotting
away from an excess of sugar

707
00:46:02,761 --> 00:46:04,888
that no amount of toothpaste can dislodge.

708
00:46:05,097 --> 00:46:07,850
- I will taste those damn
Malaga Coolers forever.

709
00:46:08,058 --> 00:46:10,060
- That woman is a menace
not only to health

710
00:46:10,269 --> 00:46:12,312
but to Western civilization as we know it.

711
00:46:12,521 --> 00:46:14,189
- She doesn't deserve to live.

712
00:46:16,567 --> 00:46:17,693
- Forget I said that.

713
00:46:20,195 --> 00:46:21,029
- Yes.

714
00:46:25,284 --> 00:46:26,535
- He did it.

715
00:46:26,744 --> 00:46:29,496
- He did it. Oh, get off my lap,
you little ingrate! Get off!

716
00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:37,713
- He did it. He really, really did it.

717
00:46:39,089 --> 00:46:43,135
- Yes, yes. I know who
Henrietta Lowell's attorney is.

718
00:46:43,343 --> 00:46:45,637
- In fact, he has an office
somewhere in this building.

719
00:46:47,222 --> 00:46:49,099
- Well, let's put it this way, Harry.

720
00:46:49,308 --> 00:46:52,102
- He doesn't seem to have a very
active practice.

721
00:46:52,311 --> 00:46:54,897
- Henrietta Lowell seems to be
his only client.

722
00:46:55,814 --> 00:46:57,149
- Well, what I mean is

723
00:46:57,357 --> 00:46:59,693
he may not be exactly overjoyed

724
00:46:59,902 --> 00:47:02,988
at the idea of sharing her
affections with Henry.

725
00:47:03,197 --> 00:47:07,159
- No! No, no, no! No
- Andrew.

726
00:47:07,367 --> 00:47:10,412
- No, I won't accept it.
As your lawyer, I forbid it.

727
00:47:10,621 --> 00:47:11,705
- But Andrew, I'm in love.

728
00:47:11,914 --> 00:47:14,541
- Nonsense. After three days?

729
00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:17,169
- Who is he? One of your students?

730
00:47:17,377 --> 00:47:20,464
- That little wino who went
with you on one of your field
trips to the Canary Islands?

731
00:47:20,672 --> 00:47:22,382
- Malcolm Finger is not a wino, Andrew.

732
00:47:22,591 --> 00:47:23,175
- But it is him?

733
00:47:23,383 --> 00:47:24,760
- No, it is not.
- Well then, who is it?

734
00:47:24,968 --> 00:47:25,969
- A foreigner?

735
00:47:26,178 --> 00:47:28,222
- Some little wop with a fancy title?

736
00:47:29,097 --> 00:47:31,934
- What's the little
fortune hunter's name?

737
00:47:32,142 --> 00:47:33,060
- Really, Andrew.

738
00:47:33,268 --> 00:47:34,853
- I don't see why you take it for granted

739
00:47:35,062 --> 00:47:37,481
that the only reason that somebody
would marry me is for my money.

740
00:47:37,689 --> 00:47:40,108
- There may be some other basis, you know?

741
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:45,906
- Oh my God. Oh my God. Of course,
Henrietta. Don't you think that I know?

742
00:47:46,114 --> 00:47:49,701
- Haven't I proposed to you these past ten
years on whatever other basis there is?

743
00:47:49,910 --> 00:47:52,871
- Look, it's it's just that with
your discreet beauty

744
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,289
and womanly presence

745
00:47:54,498 --> 00:47:56,333
- I find it deeply suspicious for anyone

746
00:47:56,542 --> 00:47:57,709
who claims to

747
00:47:57,876 --> 00:47:59,086
penetrate the many mysteries

748
00:47:59,294 --> 00:48:01,964
of your personality in just three days.

749
00:48:02,172 --> 00:48:03,924
- You're saying that I'm plain and shy

750
00:48:04,132 --> 00:48:06,426
but that after a while you get used to it.

751
00:48:06,635 --> 00:48:08,554
- I am not. No, I'm not, I'm not.

752
00:48:08,762 --> 00:48:11,515
- I'm saying that you're not flagrant.
I'm saying that you're subtle.

753
00:48:12,099 --> 00:48:17,062
- Like some very expensive
custom-made hat.

754
00:48:19,815 --> 00:48:23,360
- I don't know what I'm saying.
Can't you see that I'm distraught?

755
00:48:25,195 --> 00:48:30,075
- Andrew. Andrew, listen to me.
You will find You will find someone else.

756
00:48:30,284 --> 00:48:33,704
- Andrew, you will find some wonderful
woman who deserves you.

757
00:48:34,830 --> 00:48:39,418
- Are you alright, Andrew?
Andrew, oh, please. What's wrong?

758
00:48:39,585 --> 00:48:41,003
- Nothing, Henrietta. Nothing.

759
00:48:44,423 --> 00:48:47,050
- Henrietta, darling
- No, no! Andrew! No more

760
00:48:47,259 --> 00:48:48,677
- We should talk.

761
00:48:50,137 --> 00:48:53,765
- Andrew, I'm going now. I'm leaving,
in order to meet Henry

762
00:48:53,974 --> 00:48:57,477
who, it just so happens, is an
American citizen of English extraction

763
00:48:57,686 --> 00:48:59,813
with a very large fortune of his own.

764
00:49:01,106 --> 00:49:02,399
- Oh, really?
- Yes.

765
00:49:04,151 --> 00:49:07,654
- What's Henry's last name?
- Graham.

766
00:49:07,863 --> 00:49:11,158
- Oh, Andrew, please.
Please come to the wedding.

767
00:49:11,325 --> 00:49:15,203
- I'll be so disappointed if you
don't give me away. Please?

768
00:49:15,412 --> 00:49:17,497
- Please?
- Alright, alright.

769
00:49:26,757 --> 00:49:31,720
- Henry Graham.
You won't get away with it, Henry Graham.

770
00:49:32,638 --> 00:49:37,559
- Won't will not get away with it!
Let me see. Now, I have to do something.

771
00:49:37,768 --> 00:49:41,104
- Who do I know who's pregnant
and a good sport?

772
00:49:45,817 --> 00:49:49,780
- Yes, Mary Amney?
<i>- A Mr. Harry Graham is on 21, sir.</i>

773
00:49:49,988 --> 00:49:52,991
<i>- He says it's extremely urgent
and confidential.</i>

774
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,993
- Harry Graham?
<i>- Yes, sir.</i>

775
00:49:55,202 --> 00:49:56,328
- Very well, put him on.

776
00:49:57,412 --> 00:49:59,665
- Little ninny, doesn't even
know his right name.

777
00:50:02,876 --> 00:50:04,419
- Mr. Graham.

778
00:50:05,629 --> 00:50:07,756
- You wonder why I called you here today.

779
00:50:07,965 --> 00:50:11,718
- One day before the ceremony that
will unite you as man and wife.

780
00:50:11,927 --> 00:50:13,512
- Let me explain.

781
00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:17,849
- As Henrietta's friend and attorney,
it behooves me

782
00:50:18,016 --> 00:50:20,978
to take on the ever unpleasant
role of the devil's advocate.

783
00:50:21,186 --> 00:50:24,856
- And despite her assurances
that you are a man of means

784
00:50:25,065 --> 00:50:28,944
- I've taken it upon myself to
investigate your financial status.

785
00:50:32,990 --> 00:50:36,785
- Excuse me, sir.
Tea will be delayed for several minutes.

786
00:50:38,286 --> 00:50:40,288
- Andrew, you had no right to do that.
- Alright.

787
00:50:40,497 --> 00:50:43,709
- It's quite alright, Henrietta.
I have nothing to hide.

788
00:50:43,917 --> 00:50:47,087
- The Grahams have been with
the same bank for six generations

789
00:50:47,295 --> 00:50:49,506
as Mr. McPherson has
undoubtedly discovered.

790
00:50:49,715 --> 00:50:52,050
- I didn't speak to the bank, Mr. Graham.

791
00:50:52,259 --> 00:50:53,677
- I spoke to your uncle.

792
00:50:56,346 --> 00:50:58,682
- Your butler seems to have weak wrists.

793
00:50:58,890 --> 00:51:01,685
- Andrew, I think it's just dreadful
of you to do that.

794
00:51:01,893 --> 00:51:03,645
- To call Henry's uncle
and speak to him

795
00:51:03,854 --> 00:51:06,565
as if he were opening up
some kind of charge account.

796
00:51:06,773 --> 00:51:07,941
- I'm so sorry, Henry.

797
00:51:08,108 --> 00:51:12,487
- Henrietta, I didn't call Henry's uncle.
Henry's uncle called me

798
00:51:12,696 --> 00:51:14,990
in order to tell me that
his nephew here

799
00:51:15,198 --> 00:51:18,994
borrowed $50,000 from him
five and a half weeks ago

800
00:51:19,202 --> 00:51:20,370
because his trust fund ran out

801
00:51:20,579 --> 00:51:22,456
and he had to pay some back bills

802
00:51:22,664 --> 00:51:26,168
and marry a wealthy woman before
the news of it got around.

803
00:51:26,376 --> 00:51:30,964
- I hope you can substantiate
this hearsay, because I
intend to sue you for slander.

804
00:51:31,173 --> 00:51:34,593
- Oh, I can substantiate it alright.
I wouldn't be here if I couldn't.

805
00:51:38,513 --> 00:51:42,768
- Henrietta, here's a photostat
of the original note.

806
00:51:42,976 --> 00:51:44,519
- Now take a good look at it.

807
00:51:50,275 --> 00:51:52,069
- They're rather interesting
terms, aren't they?

808
00:51:52,277 --> 00:51:54,446
- You're still gonna sue me
for slander, Mr. Graham?

809
00:51:54,654 --> 00:51:58,325
- Yes, Mr. McPherson. I am still
going to sue you for slander.

810
00:52:13,048 --> 00:52:16,718
- You see, McPherson,
I knew for several years

811
00:52:16,927 --> 00:52:18,345
that my money was running out.

812
00:52:18,553 --> 00:52:21,223
- Now, if you can convince a court

813
00:52:21,431 --> 00:52:24,226
that any man with the
slightest interest at all in money

814
00:52:24,434 --> 00:52:27,187
would sit around for several years
doing nothing

815
00:52:27,395 --> 00:52:29,147
while his money ran out

816
00:52:29,356 --> 00:52:34,236
and then borrow $50,000 under the most
disadvantageous terms imaginable

817
00:52:34,694 --> 00:52:39,241
so that he could dash out and
catch himself a rich wife

818
00:52:39,449 --> 00:52:42,536
in order to pay it back
within six weeks

819
00:52:42,744 --> 00:52:47,582
- I will withdraw my suit for slander.

820
00:52:47,791 --> 00:52:48,875
- Alright.

821
00:52:54,256 --> 00:52:56,174
- Now, let's put in this way, Graham.

822
00:53:01,805 --> 00:53:04,349
- Now, let's put in this way, Graham.

823
00:53:05,517 --> 00:53:07,727
- If you can convince a court

824
00:53:07,936 --> 00:53:12,315
that any man without any interest at all
whatsoever in money of any kind

825
00:53:12,524 --> 00:53:15,861
would borrow $50,000
for no reason at all

826
00:53:16,069 --> 00:53:18,947
- I'll withdraw my charge.

827
00:53:19,156 --> 00:53:20,198
- Agreed.

828
00:53:24,870 --> 00:53:26,371
- Alright. Let's hear the reason.

829
00:53:26,538 --> 00:53:31,459
- Now, you were going to use the $50,000
to set up a fund for the disadvantaged

830
00:53:31,877 --> 00:53:35,172
and make a better world.
Am I close?

831
00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:38,008
- No sense in being facetious,
Mr. McPherson.

832
00:53:39,217 --> 00:53:42,804
- I was going to use the $50,000
to tidy up my affairs

833
00:53:43,972 --> 00:53:45,724
and then immediately afterwards

834
00:53:46,975 --> 00:53:48,143
kill myself.

835
00:53:51,688 --> 00:53:54,399
- Yes, Henrietta. On the day I met you
I was a dead man.

836
00:53:54,608 --> 00:53:57,027
- My life was over. And then

837
00:53:58,403 --> 00:53:59,946
something happened to me.

838
00:54:00,155 --> 00:54:02,991
- I suddenly realized that if

839
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,493
by some miracle I could have you

840
00:54:05,702 --> 00:54:10,540
- I would have a purpose, an answer
to the emptiness of my existence.

841
00:54:10,749 --> 00:54:13,418
- And so I proposed, Henrietta.
Not to get your money

842
00:54:13,627 --> 00:54:17,297
but to find out
if I had a reason to live.

843
00:54:18,506 --> 00:54:21,092
- Henry, why didn't you tell me?

844
00:54:21,301 --> 00:54:24,387
- I would have married you
the very first day.

845
00:54:29,059 --> 00:54:33,688
- Henrietta, wait a minute!
You don't believe that garbage, do you?

846
00:54:33,897 --> 00:54:37,359
- Any sex-starved half-wit
would know that's just a line.
What's the matter with you?

847
00:54:37,567 --> 00:54:39,903
- You have been unbelievably cruel.

848
00:54:40,111 --> 00:54:42,113
- Thank you for keeping
me alive, Henrietta.

849
00:54:42,322 --> 00:54:45,533
- You're welcome, Henry.
You're entirely welcome.

850
00:54:45,742 --> 00:54:47,202
- I can't believe this!

851
00:54:48,578 --> 00:54:51,581
- Get off.
- I beg of you, Henrietta Sorry

852
00:54:51,790 --> 00:54:55,126
- I beg of you, Henrietta. Don't get
carried away. Henrietta.

853
00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:58,088
- If he's not really interested in
your money, make him prove it!

854
00:54:58,296 --> 00:55:01,258
- I would do anything in the world
to prove to you, Henrietta

855
00:55:01,466 --> 00:55:04,010
that I haven't the slightest interest
at all in your money

856
00:55:04,219 --> 00:55:06,221
but there is absolutely
no way I can do it.

857
00:55:06,429 --> 00:55:08,682
- There is no way.
- I have a way.

858
00:55:08,890 --> 00:55:10,684
- But there is no way.
- Henrietta, I have a way.

859
00:55:11,726 --> 00:55:14,145
- Have him consent to some kind of
legal arrangement

860
00:55:14,354 --> 00:55:16,982
that prevents him from gaining
financially after the marriage.

861
00:55:17,190 --> 00:55:17,941
- Don't listen to him, Henrietta.

862
00:55:18,149 --> 00:55:21,611
- That way, people won't get the wrong
impression from his uncle the way I did.

863
00:55:21,820 --> 00:55:22,946
- That's a good idea.

864
00:55:24,197 --> 00:55:28,576
- Let's make all my accounts
joint with Henry.

865
00:55:28,785 --> 00:55:31,204
- And he's to have a checkbook
with his name on it.

866
00:55:31,413 --> 00:55:34,207
- And I would like the debt to his uncle
paid before the wedding.

867
00:55:34,416 --> 00:55:38,336
- You would like you would
Are you crazy?

868
00:55:38,545 --> 00:55:39,963
- Have you gone totally out of your mind?

869
00:55:40,171 --> 00:55:42,257
- I thought it was your idea.
- It was not my idea!

870
00:55:42,465 --> 00:55:45,343
- My idea was for him to disclaim
all your money, not to share it.

871
00:55:45,552 --> 00:55:48,722
- Oh, that's really just ridiculous,
Andrew. It's very naive of you.

872
00:55:48,930 --> 00:55:53,601
- If Henry disclaimed all my
money, I would have to write
all of his checks for him.

873
00:55:53,810 --> 00:55:55,353
- And then people really would think

874
00:55:55,562 --> 00:55:57,022
that he was marrying me for my money.

875
00:55:57,230 --> 00:56:01,234
- Don't you see?
This way he'll already have all my money.

876
00:56:01,443 --> 00:56:04,738
- So that no one can possibly think
that he's marrying me for it.

877
00:56:04,946 --> 00:56:06,364
- Don't you think it's a good solution,
Henry?

878
00:56:06,573 --> 00:56:09,576
- You nincompoop!
That's no solution at all.

879
00:56:09,784 --> 00:56:12,871
- Henrietta, I love you.
- How dare you call my fiancee a nincompoop?

880
00:56:13,079 --> 00:56:16,416
- Harold! Get Mr. McPherson's hat
and show him out.

881
00:56:16,624 --> 00:56:17,834
- Hat?
- Yes.

882
00:56:18,043 --> 00:56:21,004
- We have to get to the bank
before it closes at 3 o'clock.

883
00:56:27,844 --> 00:56:29,804
<i>- Nein, nein, nein.
Nein, nein.</i>

884
00:56:34,267 --> 00:56:37,979
- I thought you were going to play the Bach.
- This is what he told me to play.

885
00:56:39,147 --> 00:56:44,110
- Harold, you've got to stop her.
That little woman. She's touching things.

886
00:56:44,569 --> 00:56:48,531
- Oh no. She's Harold, she's
unscrewing my Montrazini.

887
00:56:48,740 --> 00:56:51,910
- You don't have time to make a fuss now,
sir. I'll screw it back when she leaves.

888
00:56:52,118 --> 00:56:53,912
- She's destroying my living room.

889
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:55,455
- Why did I get into this?

890
00:56:55,663 --> 00:56:58,792
- I don't even know her, she's a stranger.
I don't want her here.

891
00:57:00,168 --> 00:57:01,127
- Get out!

892
00:57:01,336 --> 00:57:03,213
- Oh, I thought this was the bathroom.

893
00:57:03,421 --> 00:57:04,464
- Well, it's not!

894
00:57:04,672 --> 00:57:06,925
- And if you touch anything else,
I'll have you arrested.

895
00:57:07,133 --> 00:57:08,676
- Oh, sir, get a hold of yourself.

896
00:57:08,885 --> 00:57:11,096
- This is what it'll be like,
isn't it, Harold?

897
00:57:11,304 --> 00:57:13,515
- She'll be everywhere, touching things.

898
00:57:13,723 --> 00:57:15,767
- Poking her nose into
where it doesn't belong

899
00:57:15,975 --> 00:57:17,727
pretending she's looking for the bathroom.

900
00:57:17,936 --> 00:57:19,646
- No, sir. You will share things.

901
00:57:19,854 --> 00:57:22,857
- I don't want to share things.
I want to own them all by myself.

902
00:57:23,066 --> 00:57:25,193
- Why are you standing there,
you little spy?

903
00:57:25,402 --> 00:57:28,488
- McPherson sent you in here
to find out what was going on?

904
00:57:28,696 --> 00:57:29,531
- Oh, sir.

905
00:57:29,739 --> 00:57:32,033
- Is he the groom?
- Don't answer that, Harold.

906
00:57:33,993 --> 00:57:36,413
- I'll ask the questions from here on in.

907
00:57:37,747 --> 00:57:40,375
- Henrietta, if I could just talk to you

908
00:57:40,917 --> 00:57:42,752
- That woman isn't quite
as isolated as I thought.

909
00:57:43,044 --> 00:57:44,796
- Who are you really?

910
00:57:45,004 --> 00:57:45,964
- Come on now, let's have it!

911
00:57:46,172 --> 00:57:48,049
- And I want real names
or else you'll regret it.

912
00:57:48,258 --> 00:57:51,052
- I'm Dodi Heinrich.
Professor Heinrich's daughter.

913
00:57:51,261 --> 00:57:52,345
- Professor Heinrich?

914
00:57:52,554 --> 00:57:55,432
- Harold, he's invited
some Nazi to the wedding.

915
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:59,310
- Sir, you are hysterical. You must
get hold. You are due at the altar now.

916
00:57:59,519 --> 00:58:01,020
- I won't move until she leaves.

917
00:58:01,229 --> 00:58:02,647
- I will not get dressed
in front of a woman

918
00:58:02,856 --> 00:58:04,399
and she might as well understand that now.

919
00:58:04,607 --> 00:58:06,025
- You already are dressed.

920
00:58:07,861 --> 00:58:09,821
- Get her out. Out!

921
00:58:11,489 --> 00:58:14,701
- Miss. Heinrich, I will escort you to the bathroom.
- Get out! Out!

922
00:58:20,415 --> 00:58:23,585
- And she will not touch my things.
I will not have her touching my things.

923
00:58:25,753 --> 00:58:27,547
- Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

924
00:58:35,305 --> 00:58:38,683
- Come on. It's time.
What are you doing up there?

925
00:58:52,947 --> 00:58:55,783
- Frank, I think one of my legs is
shorter than the other.

926
00:58:55,992 --> 00:58:56,826
- Yes, I know, old man. It'll get

927
00:58:57,035 --> 00:58:59,120
longer again after the ceremony.

928
00:59:07,170 --> 00:59:09,214
- Oh, I'll kill her.

929
00:59:43,957 --> 00:59:46,543
- Henrietta, it's not too late.

930
00:59:47,418 --> 00:59:49,337
- I love you, Henrietta.

931
00:59:49,546 --> 00:59:51,839
- Please don't do this insane thing.

932
00:59:52,048 --> 00:59:55,093
- Oh, Henrietta, I just
talked to his uncle

933
00:59:55,260 --> 00:59:56,928
- I'll kill myself, Henrietta

934
00:59:57,136 --> 00:59:59,847
- I'll slash my throat, I'll jump out a window.

935
01:00:02,058 --> 01:00:06,771
- Would you step back just half a step,
so Henry can stand next to Henrietta?

936
01:00:10,608 --> 01:00:11,526
- Dearly beloved.

937
01:00:12,777 --> 01:00:15,238
- We are gathered together here
in the sight of God

938
01:00:15,446 --> 01:00:17,657
and in the face of this company

939
01:00:17,865 --> 01:00:21,160
to join together this man and
this woman in holy matrimony

940
01:00:22,579 --> 01:00:26,791
which is an honorable estate
instituted of God

941
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:31,379
signifying unto us the mystical union
which is betwixt Christ and his church

942
01:01:13,463 --> 01:01:15,548
- I'll be leaving now.
I hope you'll enjoy your stay.

943
01:01:15,757 --> 01:01:17,634
- Thank you. Thank you.

944
01:01:17,842 --> 01:01:22,722
- Erm, Henrietta, I will use this chest
and you can use that one.

945
01:01:23,014 --> 01:01:26,309
- Or would you prefer that I use
that chest and you use this one?

946
01:01:26,517 --> 01:01:28,269
- That one will be fine.

947
01:01:28,478 --> 01:01:29,854
- And I will unpack my own things.

948
01:01:30,063 --> 01:01:31,731
- I have a certain way
that I unpack my things.

949
01:01:31,939 --> 01:01:34,233
- And if anyone touches anything
I get mixed up.

950
01:01:34,442 --> 01:01:36,903
- Yes, Henry.
- Alright. Then shall we unpack?

951
01:01:39,322 --> 01:01:41,324
- I'm just going to dig up this specimen

952
01:01:41,532 --> 01:01:43,701
and take it home for classification.

953
01:01:43,910 --> 01:01:46,454
- It's probably been classified for years

954
01:01:46,663 --> 01:01:48,915
but I might as well just try it anyway.

955
01:01:49,123 --> 01:01:49,791
- Why not?

956
01:01:51,626 --> 01:01:53,503
- This is really incredible.

957
01:01:53,711 --> 01:01:55,546
- I know this isn't a Cyathea.

958
01:01:55,755 --> 01:01:57,298
- I know it's an Alsophila but

959
01:01:57,507 --> 01:02:01,969
it seems to have some kind of
vestigial indusium.

960
01:02:09,268 --> 01:02:10,228
- Whoops!

961
01:02:13,064 --> 01:02:15,775
- Henry?

962
01:02:26,703 --> 01:02:29,080
- Commonly found in gardening sheds.

963
01:02:29,288 --> 01:02:30,748
- Whoops!

964
01:02:31,791 --> 01:02:33,084
- Perfect.

965
01:02:33,292 --> 01:02:37,630
- Spreading and emulsifying agents.

966
01:02:39,090 --> 01:02:41,175
- Soap, saponins, gelatin

967
01:02:42,385 --> 01:02:46,347
- Sticking agents, defloculating agents

968
01:02:47,932 --> 01:02:51,769
- Get poison from gardening shed.

969
01:02:57,024 --> 01:03:01,988
- Toxides: arsenic acid, sodium arsenite,
boron compounds, cyanides

970
01:03:06,451 --> 01:03:09,454
cyo-cyenates and
related compounds

971
01:04:10,598 --> 01:04:13,142
- Home, home on the range...

972
01:04:16,103 --> 01:04:19,357
- Oh, Henrietta, I meant to ask you

973
01:04:19,565 --> 01:04:22,568
which, er which bed do you prefer?

974
01:04:22,777 --> 01:04:25,112
- This one or that one?
Either one is fine for me.

975
01:04:28,324 --> 01:04:29,784
- This one is fine.

976
01:04:29,992 --> 01:04:31,661
- Fine. Then I will take that one.

977
01:04:31,869 --> 01:04:34,580
- And when we both use the same
bed, we'll use this one.

978
01:04:36,207 --> 01:04:39,126
- Champagne?
- Thank you.

979
01:04:54,809 --> 01:04:57,562
- Henrietta, where is your other arm?

980
01:04:58,563 --> 01:05:00,064
- It's in the nightgown.

981
01:05:00,273 --> 01:05:02,483
- It's a Graecian-style nightgown.

982
01:05:02,692 --> 01:05:07,154
- It fits over one shoulder and
the other one goes inside.

983
01:05:07,363 --> 01:05:10,408
- It's very uncomfortable. I can barely
move my head all the way around.

984
01:05:10,575 --> 01:05:15,371
- Fine I just think you have
your head through the arm-hole.

985
01:05:15,580 --> 01:05:18,666
- If you'll just stand up for a minute.

986
01:05:18,875 --> 01:05:21,794
- That's it. There you are

987
01:05:22,003 --> 01:05:26,048
- I think You see, you have
your head through the arm-hole.

988
01:05:27,300 --> 01:05:29,343
- Now, pick your arm up

989
01:05:31,053 --> 01:05:34,348
- No, not that one.
Put that one down.

990
01:05:34,557 --> 01:05:39,061
- That arm down. Let's pick
this arm up. Thaaaat's it.

991
01:05:39,270 --> 01:05:40,688
- That's it.

992
01:05:40,897 --> 01:05:43,316
- Now, here we are.

993
01:05:43,524 --> 01:05:47,778
- Just get this over here
- Let me put my glasses

994
01:05:47,987 --> 01:05:51,240
- Oh, here. Let me put
your glasses down here.

995
01:05:54,285 --> 01:05:57,830
- Alright. Now, hold it

996
01:05:58,039 --> 01:05:59,123
- No, just a minute.

997
01:06:02,209 --> 01:06:05,296
- See, you have your
you have your head through the arm-hole.

998
01:06:05,504 --> 01:06:09,342
- We have to get your head out
out of the arm-hole.

999
01:06:09,550 --> 01:06:11,928
- See, both of the
holes look very similar.

1000
01:06:12,136 --> 01:06:14,138
- Where where is your head-hole?

1001
01:06:16,724 --> 01:06:18,684
- Well, I thought my head was in it.

1002
01:06:18,893 --> 01:06:21,270
- No. You had your head in the arm-hole.

1003
01:06:21,479 --> 01:06:22,855
- Where are you now?

1004
01:06:23,064 --> 01:06:24,357
- I'm still where I was.

1005
01:06:24,565 --> 01:06:27,777
- Where?
- Just a minute.

1006
01:06:27,985 --> 01:06:31,030
- Oh. Here. That's it.

1007
01:06:31,238 --> 01:06:32,406
- Here you are.

1008
01:06:32,615 --> 01:06:34,700
- I'll get your arm
- This arm?

1009
01:06:34,909 --> 01:06:39,789
- Yes. Get this arm through through
No, wait a minute. You have

1010
01:06:42,750 --> 01:06:44,418
- There. That's it.

1011
01:06:44,627 --> 01:06:45,628
- Now put this arm

1012
01:06:46,545 --> 01:06:48,214
through here.

1013
01:06:48,422 --> 01:06:52,593
- This is a head-and-left-arm hole.

1014
01:06:53,970 --> 01:06:56,514
- Here. There you are.

1015
01:06:57,807 --> 01:06:59,976
- That's it. That's it!
- Oh, I see.

1016
01:07:00,184 --> 01:07:05,064
- Now, there! That's the way it's
supposed to It still looks strange.

1017
01:07:06,774 --> 01:07:09,777
- I'm sorry to be so much trouble dear.

1018
01:07:09,986 --> 01:07:11,487
- That's alright. It's not for long

1019
01:07:17,159 --> 01:07:20,204
- Harold, Harold!
- Welcome home.

1020
01:07:20,413 --> 01:07:21,872
- Where is Mrs. Graham, sir?
- Who?

1021
01:07:22,081 --> 01:07:23,916
- Is she not with you, sir?
Where is she, sir?

1022
01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:25,042
- Harold?

1023
01:07:25,251 --> 01:07:28,254
- Oh, there you are, Madam.
Oh, welcome home, Mrs. Graham.

1024
01:07:28,462 --> 01:07:32,008
- May may I express my great
joy at seeing you again.

1025
01:07:32,216 --> 01:07:34,593
- Thank you, Harold. Heavens.

1026
01:07:34,802 --> 01:07:36,512
- Harold, where is the chauffeur?

1027
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:38,764
- I couldn't find him, sir.

1028
01:07:38,973 --> 01:07:40,516
- He disappeared just as
I was about to leave.

1029
01:07:40,725 --> 01:07:42,018
- Couldn't find him?
- No.

1030
01:07:42,226 --> 01:07:44,145
- John is a little forgetful, dear.

1031
01:07:44,353 --> 01:07:46,480
- That's why I usually take the bus.

1032
01:07:46,689 --> 01:07:49,191
- Who's John?
- John is the chauffeur.

1033
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:50,651
- His memory lapses.

1034
01:07:50,860 --> 01:07:52,737
- I I think you ought to
prepare yourself, sir.

1035
01:07:52,945 --> 01:07:55,614
- Mrs. Graham's household is
incredibly democratic.

1036
01:07:57,324 --> 01:07:59,076
- Couldn't find the chauffeur?

1037
01:08:10,963 --> 01:08:13,924
- Chauffeur? Chauffeur!

1038
01:08:14,091 --> 01:08:15,885
- Well, you're early.

1039
01:08:16,886 --> 01:08:20,681
- Well, welcome home and
congratulations.

1040
01:08:21,682 --> 01:08:26,270
- Mrs. Traggert, I'd like you to meet
my husband, Henry Graham.

1041
01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:27,104
- How do you do?

1042
01:08:27,313 --> 01:08:31,317
- Henry, this is the housekeeper,
our housekeeper, Mrs. Traggert.

1043
01:08:31,525 --> 01:08:33,360
- May I ask where the chauffeur is?

1044
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:37,406
- Well, didn't he pick
you up at the airport?

1045
01:08:37,615 --> 01:08:39,075
- No, he did not.

1046
01:08:39,283 --> 01:08:41,118
- Oh, well

1047
01:08:41,327 --> 01:08:46,207
- I guess, er, his car broke down.
I'll have to look into that.

1048
01:08:47,333 --> 01:08:50,753
- Will you you're wanting dinner
at home this evening?

1049
01:08:50,961 --> 01:08:53,839
- Henry, would you want dinner
at home this evening?

1050
01:08:54,048 --> 01:08:56,509
- Yes, supper for two, Mrs. Traggert.

1051
01:08:56,717 --> 01:08:57,885
- Very good.

1052
01:09:00,721 --> 01:09:02,264
- Thank you, Mrs. Traggert.

1053
01:09:02,473 --> 01:09:03,557
- You're welcome.

1054
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:11,524
- Well, how do you like it so far, dear?
- Well, I've only seen the foyer.

1055
01:09:11,857 --> 01:09:15,736
- Oh, well, this is the main hall.

1056
01:09:24,662 --> 01:09:28,916
- Oh, baby. Oh, I need you.
Oh, I want you. Aah ooh

1057
01:09:31,210 --> 01:09:34,630
- Oh, who who are they?

1058
01:09:34,839 --> 01:09:39,718
- Erm, one of them was a maid and
the other er was the chauffeur.

1059
01:09:42,054 --> 01:09:43,681
- John, the chauffeur?
- Yes.

1060
01:09:44,932 --> 01:09:47,476
- Tell me, Henrietta, on what basis
do you hire your servants?

1061
01:09:47,685 --> 01:09:50,271
- Efficiency or personal charm?

1062
01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:54,108
- Both, actually. I mean,
I don't actually hire them.

1063
01:09:54,316 --> 01:09:58,654
- Mrs. Traggert does most
of the hiring, but I, er

1064
01:09:59,989 --> 01:10:04,368
- When I did hire them,
I used both criteria.

1065
01:10:04,577 --> 01:10:06,078
- Oh, er, madam?

1066
01:10:06,287 --> 01:10:08,539
- Are you a guest in?
Is she?

1067
01:10:10,833 --> 01:10:14,795
- Madam, would you mind using
the servants' staircase?

1068
01:10:15,004 --> 01:10:16,463
- This is Mrs. Blatt.

1069
01:10:16,672 --> 01:10:18,048
- This is the cook's daughter, Mindy.

1070
01:10:19,592 --> 01:10:21,635
- What are you doing with that cigarette?

1071
01:10:22,469 --> 01:10:24,930
- Not at your age,
you want to get emphysema?

1072
01:10:32,271 --> 01:10:36,233
- Er, Madam, would you mind
letting us through? We Harold!

1073
01:10:37,234 --> 01:10:38,485
<i>- - Harold?</i>
- Yes, sir?

1074
01:10:38,694 --> 01:10:42,531
- Harold, get the household accounts
from Mrs. Traggert immediately

1075
01:10:42,740 --> 01:10:44,116
and meet me in the
drawing room in ten minutes.

1076
01:10:44,283 --> 01:10:45,492
- You can finish the luggage later.

1077
01:10:46,577 --> 01:10:49,705
- You may go now, Harold.
- Yes.

1078
01:10:51,582 --> 01:10:54,418
- This is insane. Absolutely astonishing.

1079
01:10:54,627 --> 01:10:57,087
- I thought it might be, sir.
She keeps it under the mattress.

1080
01:10:58,923 --> 01:11:00,299
- Hm. Look at this, Harold.

1081
01:11:01,258 --> 01:11:05,346
- There are 17 servants in this house,
including a cook's daughter

1082
01:11:05,554 --> 01:11:09,391
who gets $200 a week
as her mother's helper.

1083
01:11:11,435 --> 01:11:15,064
- The food bills average
out to $130 a day.

1084
01:11:16,273 --> 01:11:17,524
- And there are no receipts.

1085
01:11:19,151 --> 01:11:23,489
Miscellaneous: $6,000 a month.

1086
01:11:24,782 --> 01:11:26,158
- Harold, after dinner

1087
01:11:26,367 --> 01:11:27,785
- I want all the servants in this room

1088
01:11:27,993 --> 01:11:31,205
and be sure that Mrs. Graham
is not present.

1089
01:11:31,413 --> 01:11:33,874
- Copy this ledger exactly and put it
back under the mattress.

1090
01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:35,709
- Certainly, sir.

1091
01:11:35,918 --> 01:11:39,588
- Harold, do you happen to know
where the gardening shed is?

1092
01:11:39,797 --> 01:11:41,590
- Yes, sir. It's in
the back of the garden.

1093
01:11:41,799 --> 01:11:46,679
- Oh, good. Well, I guess I'll take
a stroll around the grounds.

1094
01:11:47,346 --> 01:11:49,598
- We don't have anything like that,
Mr. Graham.

1095
01:11:49,807 --> 01:11:51,100
- Mrs. Graham wouldn't allow it.

1096
01:11:51,308 --> 01:11:54,186
- She's a strict believer
in the organic method.

1097
01:11:54,353 --> 01:11:58,274
- But surely some of the
more basic pesticides

1098
01:11:58,482 --> 01:12:01,777
arsenic, strychnine that kind of thing.

1099
01:12:01,986 --> 01:12:05,656
- No. A healthy plant in a healthy soil.

1100
01:12:05,864 --> 01:12:07,074
- That's the organic method.

1101
01:12:07,992 --> 01:12:09,243
- It works, too.

1102
01:12:09,451 --> 01:12:11,453
- Oh, really?

1103
01:12:11,662 --> 01:12:16,292
- Well if it really works,
why change it?

1104
01:12:22,506 --> 01:12:25,884
- For he's a jolly good fellow...

1105
01:12:33,726 --> 01:12:38,022
- Mr. Graham, on behalf of the entire
staff, I would like to welcome you aboard

1106
01:12:38,230 --> 01:12:40,441
and drink a toast to your success.

1107
01:12:41,692 --> 01:12:43,944
- Thank you very much, Mrs. Traggert.
No, thank you.

1108
01:12:45,904 --> 01:12:47,448
- No, thank you very much.

1109
01:12:48,490 --> 01:12:49,658
- Mrs. Traggert

1110
01:12:53,704 --> 01:12:55,039
- No, thank you.

1111
01:12:55,247 --> 01:12:57,624
- I would like to say a word,
please, Mrs. Traggert?

1112
01:12:57,833 --> 01:13:00,336
- There's something about you
that puzzles me.

1113
01:13:00,544 --> 01:13:04,173
- Why do you continue on in the arduous
position of housekeeper

1114
01:13:04,381 --> 01:13:06,216
when by investing wisely you could have

1115
01:13:06,425 --> 01:13:09,094
your own little townhouse
in Sutton Place?

1116
01:13:13,057 --> 01:13:15,309
- And a guaranteed income for life.

1117
01:13:17,644 --> 01:13:20,272
- Surely, after having
successfully managed

1118
01:13:20,481 --> 01:13:22,608
to pad the household accounts

1119
01:13:22,775 --> 01:13:27,279
to the tune of 35,000 tax-free dollars
per year, for the past five years

1120
01:13:27,488 --> 01:13:29,198
you must have salted something away.

1121
01:13:29,406 --> 01:13:30,574
- Have I ever.

1122
01:13:31,658 --> 01:13:33,035
- I'm not including, of course

1123
01:13:33,243 --> 01:13:35,454
the token salary of $800 a week

1124
01:13:35,662 --> 01:13:37,081
- Four four hundred.
- Oh.

1125
01:13:38,082 --> 01:13:39,958
you receive as mad money.

1126
01:13:40,167 --> 01:13:41,043
- Huh, is it mad?

1127
01:13:47,216 --> 01:13:48,967
- Mrs. Traggert, you're fired.

1128
01:13:52,096 --> 01:13:54,223
- I don't understand.
I don't know what that means.

1129
01:13:54,431 --> 01:13:56,809
- It means that you are
a thief, Mrs. Traggert.

1130
01:13:57,017 --> 01:14:00,354
- On what grounds are you
making this accusation?

1131
01:14:00,562 --> 01:14:02,147
- I'm calling you a thief

1132
01:14:02,356 --> 01:14:04,775
on the basis of the household accounts

1133
01:14:04,983 --> 01:14:07,152
which you very sensibly
hid under your mattress.

1134
01:14:08,737 --> 01:14:13,117
- Listen, Mr. Graham, could I speak to you
for just one little minute, please?

1135
01:14:13,325 --> 01:14:16,161
- The time is now 7
minutes past 9 o'clock.

1136
01:14:16,370 --> 01:14:18,831
- If you are not out of this house
by 10, I will call the police.

1137
01:14:19,039 --> 01:14:21,542
- Shall we synchronize our watches
or would you rather go for broke?

1138
01:14:21,750 --> 01:14:25,796
- Uh, eh You, er, you wouldn't like
to hear my side of the story?

1139
01:14:30,175 --> 01:14:32,386
- Alright, alright! I'm leaving.

1140
01:14:36,140 --> 01:14:38,475
- Oh, John.
- Yes, sir?

1141
01:14:38,684 --> 01:14:40,727
- John, do you think we ought to
scrap our cars?

1142
01:14:42,729 --> 01:14:45,691
- You see, according to your
gas consumption and mileage record

1143
01:14:45,899 --> 01:14:49,027
each car averages 15 miles a day

1144
01:14:49,236 --> 01:14:52,865
at 1 mile per gallon,
while parked in a garage.

1145
01:14:53,073 --> 01:14:56,493
- It would mean bankruptcy if we
actually took them out on the road.

1146
01:14:56,702 --> 01:14:58,579
- We did those figures wrong

1147
01:14:58,787 --> 01:15:01,290
by about half.

1148
01:15:01,498 --> 01:15:02,749
- John, do you have a suitcase?

1149
01:15:03,625 --> 01:15:08,589
- Yeah, I have five.
I could always use another one.

1150
01:15:08,922 --> 01:15:11,049
- Well, five will do very nicely, John.

1151
01:15:11,216 --> 01:15:15,721
- Pack all five and be out of
this house in 45 minutes

1152
01:15:15,929 --> 01:15:18,223
or I will shoot you on sight
for trespassing.

1153
01:15:20,017 --> 01:15:21,810
- I-I-I, I don't get it.

1154
01:15:22,019 --> 01:15:23,562
- I'll try to clarify it, John.

1155
01:15:23,770 --> 01:15:26,607
- You're being fired
because you are a cheap crook.

1156
01:15:26,815 --> 01:15:31,320
- Now, if you are not out of this house
and off these grounds in 45 minutes

1157
01:15:31,528 --> 01:15:34,072
- I will shoot you as a trespasser

1158
01:15:34,281 --> 01:15:36,450
with proved criminal intentions.

1159
01:15:36,658 --> 01:15:40,787
- And I am an excellent shot.
Does that make it clearer?

1160
01:15:44,541 --> 01:15:49,505
- Well, er why, if you gotta
act like that I quit.

1161
01:15:55,969 --> 01:16:00,891
- As for the rest of you, you have
exactly two hours to get out.

1162
01:16:01,099 --> 01:16:02,518
- Out!

1163
01:16:04,436 --> 01:16:07,147
- And I do not believe that
for one second.

1164
01:16:11,026 --> 01:16:13,028
- Is the party over already?

1165
01:16:16,782 --> 01:16:18,492
- You too, Madam.

1166
01:16:19,576 --> 01:16:21,119
- He means business!

1167
01:16:27,209 --> 01:16:29,378
- These are the traveling accounts, sir.

1168
01:16:30,587 --> 01:16:31,755
- Thank you, Harold.

1169
01:16:32,297 --> 01:16:37,010
- Henry, there are a lot of strange
people in the house, who are they?

1170
01:16:37,219 --> 01:16:39,012
- Yeah. They are not people,
Henrietta, they are servants.

1171
01:16:39,221 --> 01:16:40,347
- I hired them this morning.

1172
01:16:40,556 --> 01:16:42,432
- You know, Henry, Mrs. Traggert
will be furious.

1173
01:16:42,641 --> 01:16:44,977
- Mrs. Traggert has been fired along
with the rest of the staff

1174
01:16:45,185 --> 01:16:47,604
so her emotional responses need
no longer concern you.

1175
01:16:47,813 --> 01:16:49,773
- Oh, Erica, this is Mrs. Graham.

1176
01:16:49,982 --> 01:16:52,234
- This is our new housekeeper.
She'll be working under Harold.

1177
01:16:53,860 --> 01:16:57,614
- Fine. Fine. Thank you.
You may go now, Erica.

1178
01:16:57,823 --> 01:17:01,827
- Henrietta, come, please.
Thank you. You may go, Erica.

1179
01:17:02,035 --> 01:17:04,663
- Henrietta, come.

1180
01:17:04,871 --> 01:17:07,082
- Don't shake hands, please.

1181
01:17:07,291 --> 01:17:09,251
- Don't shake hands
with the servants, Henrietta.

1182
01:17:09,459 --> 01:17:12,504
- It destroys all hope of any discipline.

1183
01:17:12,713 --> 01:17:15,591
- You fired Mrs. Traggert?
- Yes, I fired Mrs. Traggert.

1184
01:17:15,799 --> 01:17:18,969
- You fired John, too?
- Especially John.

1185
01:17:19,177 --> 01:17:20,220
- And they agreed?

1186
01:17:20,429 --> 01:17:22,222
- We didn't vote on it, Henrietta.

1187
01:17:22,431 --> 01:17:23,640
- I simply told them they were fired.

1188
01:17:23,849 --> 01:17:25,142
- Which reminds me

1189
01:17:25,350 --> 01:17:27,894
- How attached are you to Mr. McPherson?

1190
01:17:28,812 --> 01:17:31,523
- Oh no, oh no, Henry.

1191
01:17:31,732 --> 01:17:33,191
- He's a total incompetent, Henrietta.

1192
01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:36,486
- Do you have an idea how much money
has been spent to run this house?

1193
01:17:36,695 --> 01:17:38,488
- No, but Andrew knows.

1194
01:17:38,697 --> 01:17:40,907
- Andrew has co-signed all
of Mrs. Traggert's checks.

1195
01:17:41,116 --> 01:17:43,493
- Really, he has his finger on everything.

1196
01:17:43,702 --> 01:17:45,996
- He co-signed all of
Mrs. Traggert's checks?

1197
01:17:46,204 --> 01:17:48,790
- Yes. He's very thorough.

1198
01:17:48,999 --> 01:17:53,837
- Henry
- He... you... allowed Mrs. Traggert

1199
01:17:55,464 --> 01:17:58,592
to have her own
checking account?

1200
01:17:59,676 --> 01:18:01,553
- Yes. It was the household account.

1201
01:18:01,762 --> 01:18:04,389
- She said that it would be easier for her.

1202
01:18:04,598 --> 01:18:07,309
- Uh, so I, I, uh did.

1203
01:18:08,935 --> 01:18:11,146
- Henrietta.
- Yes?

1204
01:18:13,940 --> 01:18:15,067
- Never, er, never mind I

1205
01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:19,488
- Henrietta, I'll handle the
finances from here on in.

1206
01:18:19,696 --> 01:18:20,238
- Yes.

1207
01:18:20,447 --> 01:18:23,825
- I would like the bank to issue a
statement covering all your accounts

1208
01:18:25,619 --> 01:18:29,706
and please instruct them that no check
is to be drawn on any account

1209
01:18:29,915 --> 01:18:32,084
unless it was co-signed by me.

1210
01:18:32,292 --> 01:18:37,172
- I can go over your holdings
and your federal and state
tax returns after you're...

1211
01:18:38,256 --> 01:18:42,427
after you're after,
afterwa-, afterwards.

1212
01:18:43,387 --> 01:18:47,099
- Holdings and federal, okay.
Heavens. Oh.

1213
01:18:47,307 --> 01:18:48,767
- Just a piece of cotton, dear.

1214
01:18:50,977 --> 01:18:53,105
- Oh, Henrietta?
- Yes?

1215
01:18:53,313 --> 01:18:56,942
- I suppose you're absolutely satisfied
with the organic method?

1216
01:18:57,150 --> 01:18:59,111
- Oh, yes. Yes, I am.

1217
01:19:07,786 --> 01:19:08,370
- Shut up!

1218
01:19:08,578 --> 01:19:10,414
- Now, Mr. McPherson.
I want you to do something about this.

1219
01:19:10,622 --> 01:19:13,250
- I didn't even get my two weeks' notice.
- Nobody did.

1220
01:19:14,167 --> 01:19:15,502
If a judge sees those salaries

1221
01:19:15,711 --> 01:19:18,380
he'll clamp you in jail on spec.

1222
01:19:18,588 --> 01:19:21,425
- Very few chauffeurs make $600 a week.

1223
01:19:21,633 --> 01:19:25,137
- $300. You get half
- From all of us.

1224
01:19:25,345 --> 01:19:28,014
- I advise you to keep
your mouth shut about that.

1225
01:19:29,099 --> 01:19:32,477
- According to the records, I don't take
anything at all, and don't you forget it.

1226
01:19:32,686 --> 01:19:33,979
- Is that so?

1227
01:19:34,187 --> 01:19:36,481
- Alright, alright. Laura! Take it easy.
Wait a minute. Wait. Laura? Lester?

1228
01:19:36,690 --> 01:19:38,984
- We'll put him into it!
Our word is as good as his.

1229
01:19:39,192 --> 01:19:40,652
- Now Laura, Lester?

1230
01:19:41,236 --> 01:19:43,488
- Laura. Kids.
- I'm not a kid.

1231
01:19:43,697 --> 01:19:45,449
- Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- Let him talk.

1232
01:19:45,657 --> 01:19:48,368
- Kids, we've been together
a long time, right?

1233
01:19:48,577 --> 01:19:50,412
- We've been a great team.

1234
01:19:50,620 --> 01:19:54,791
- We've had some bad years and good years.

1235
01:19:55,917 --> 01:19:59,588
- We laughed a little. Cried a little.

1236
01:20:01,089 --> 01:20:05,218
- Put a little away together.
But it's all over now.

1237
01:20:06,762 --> 01:20:08,472
- There's nothing we can do about it.

1238
01:20:10,724 --> 01:20:11,600
- Yes, Mariamne?

1239
01:20:12,559 --> 01:20:13,894
<i>- The bank chief called</i>

1240
01:20:14,102 --> 01:20:15,604
<i>- saying that Mr. Graham
has instructed them</i>

1241
01:20:15,812 --> 01:20:18,398
<i>- not to issue any funds
without his signature.</i>

1242
01:20:26,281 --> 01:20:30,202
- Henry, you have a B.A. in history.

1243
01:20:30,410 --> 01:20:31,077
<i>- ...gardening shed</i>

1244
01:20:31,286 --> 01:20:33,288
- Oh, Henry, how wonderful.

1245
01:20:37,167 --> 01:20:39,461
<i>- Whom do I know with
a gardening shed?</i>

1246
01:20:43,215 --> 01:20:45,717
<i>- I sprayed and the
crown gall was gone.</i>

1247
01:20:50,931 --> 01:20:52,307
- What an exciting coincidence.

1248
01:20:52,516 --> 01:20:54,226
- Have you ever thought
of teaching, dear?

1249
01:20:55,185 --> 01:20:58,563
<i>- There is an instructorship opening
this fall, in history</i>

1250
01:20:58,772 --> 01:21:02,150
<i>- and there seems to be absolutely no
prospect at filling it</i>

1251
01:21:02,359 --> 01:21:06,321
<i>- with so many of the teachers
gone into the science department</i>

1252
01:21:29,135 --> 01:21:30,804
<i>- ...back in the evening together.</i>

1253
01:21:31,012 --> 01:21:32,055
- Never.

1254
01:21:32,264 --> 01:21:33,181
- Don't you?

1255
01:21:38,603 --> 01:21:41,648
- We could have lunch together
in the teachers' cafeteria

1256
01:21:42,607 --> 01:21:47,571
and then, every semester, we could grade
our term papers together in the study.

1257
01:21:47,988 --> 01:21:51,491
- Henrietta, for the last time.
I have no inclination to teach.

1258
01:21:51,700 --> 01:21:53,034
- No, not the slightest.

1259
01:21:54,536 --> 01:21:57,080
- How do you know, dear,
if you've never tried?

1260
01:21:57,289 --> 01:21:58,456
- Instinct.

1261
01:21:58,665 --> 01:22:02,210
on a cash basis accrual basis

1262
01:22:02,419 --> 01:22:04,963
therefore deduct taxes in the
year in which they are actually paid

1263
01:22:05,171 --> 01:22:06,006
- Henry?

1264
01:22:06,214 --> 01:22:08,884
- Might as well finish the
accounts and get you

1265
01:22:09,092 --> 01:22:11,261
and get them out of the way before
the end of the week.

1266
01:22:12,554 --> 01:22:16,016
- He handles the income taxes rather well.

1267
01:22:16,224 --> 01:22:19,603
- Henry, I wanted to ask you something.

1268
01:22:19,811 --> 01:22:23,231
- What?
- I wanted to ask you something.

1269
01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:26,610
- Well, you know that every summer
I go on a field trip

1270
01:22:27,527 --> 01:22:28,862
for my research work.

1271
01:22:29,070 --> 01:22:32,908
- And I was just wondering if this year

1272
01:22:33,116 --> 01:22:35,243
it would be alright
if I went on a field trip?

1273
01:22:35,452 --> 01:22:37,579
- Field trip?
For how long?

1274
01:22:37,787 --> 01:22:40,081
- Only for a week or two.

1275
01:22:40,290 --> 01:22:44,127
- I I thought I might go on
a canoe trip on the Adirondacks.

1276
01:22:45,545 --> 01:22:46,880
- It's it's very lovely there.

1277
01:22:47,088 --> 01:22:49,424
- It's all sort of tangled and isolated.

1278
01:22:49,633 --> 01:22:53,219
- And, erm I usually go
with one of my students.

1279
01:22:54,346 --> 01:22:57,682
- But, erm I just
it just occurred to me

1280
01:22:57,891 --> 01:23:02,771
that this year you and I
might perhaps go together.

1281
01:23:04,397 --> 01:23:06,650
- Together?
- To the Adirondacks.

1282
01:23:12,155 --> 01:23:16,076
- The Adirondacks.
Would we need a guide or anyone?

1283
01:23:16,284 --> 01:23:17,994
- Not if we didn't wander from our camp.

1284
01:23:19,162 --> 01:23:21,957
- And I would feel perfectly safe
with you there, Henry.

1285
01:23:22,165 --> 01:23:24,918
- I would feel safer
even than with a guide.

1286
01:23:25,126 --> 01:23:27,545
- Sounds wonderful, doesn't it?

1287
01:23:27,754 --> 01:23:29,589
- Sounds like the answer to everything.

1288
01:23:32,342 --> 01:23:34,552
- Harold, can't I use a suitcase?
- I wouldn't if I were you, sir.

1289
01:23:34,761 --> 01:23:38,723
- I think carrying a suitcase through the
woods would prove something of a hazard.

1290
01:23:38,932 --> 01:23:42,143
- Well, don't forget to pack my Cesani.
- Yes.

1291
01:23:48,191 --> 01:23:51,361
- Mrs. Graham seems to be a most
good-natured lady. sir.

1292
01:23:51,569 --> 01:23:54,239
- I'm pleased that the marriage
is working out so well.

1293
01:23:54,447 --> 01:23:57,534
- She's not good-natured.
She is regressed.

1294
01:23:58,410 --> 01:24:02,539
- I have never seen such
a helpless human being.

1295
01:24:06,084 --> 01:24:10,130
- Do you remember some
weeks ago, sir, when

1296
01:24:10,338 --> 01:24:13,049
when you told me that
you'd lost all your money?

1297
01:24:13,258 --> 01:24:15,552
and you had no skills and no ambitions

1298
01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:20,223
- Harold, don't forget to
pack the compasses and the
maps. We will need those.

1299
01:24:20,432 --> 01:24:23,727
- Yes, sir. But it seems you do have
skills and ambitions.

1300
01:24:23,935 --> 01:24:25,645
- I mean, look how you've
taken over the house.

1301
01:24:25,854 --> 01:24:28,732
- You've learned to handle accounts
and grapple with taxes

1302
01:24:28,940 --> 01:24:30,150
and you've tidied up Mrs. Graham.

1303
01:24:30,358 --> 01:24:34,154
- Oh, no. I forgot to check her before
she went to school this morning.

1304
01:24:34,362 --> 01:24:38,116
- She'll be walking around all day with
price tags dangling from her sleeves.

1305
01:24:38,324 --> 01:24:39,909
- I took the liberty, sir.

1306
01:24:40,076 --> 01:24:42,162
- Oh, thank you Harold.
Was she free of crumbs?

1307
01:24:42,370 --> 01:24:44,330
- Only a slight sprinkling, sir.
I brushed her up.

1308
01:24:44,539 --> 01:24:45,999
- Well, sir, my point is, sir

1309
01:24:46,207 --> 01:24:49,502
that you have shown
the most surprising talent, sir

1310
01:24:49,711 --> 01:24:53,089
and although Mrs. Graham's helplessness
is a little bit irritating at times

1311
01:24:53,298 --> 01:24:56,092
couldn't it be in some strange way, sir

1312
01:24:56,301 --> 01:24:57,802
that this very helplessness

1313
01:24:58,011 --> 01:25:00,764
has been the stimulus of your own
amazing new competence?

1314
01:25:00,972 --> 01:25:02,432
- I mean, very often, sir

1315
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:05,060
you know, what we... what we
dislike most in other people

1316
01:25:05,268 --> 01:25:08,021
is only a reflection about our
own inadequacies, sir

1317
01:25:08,229 --> 01:25:09,439
and our own shortcomings.
- Harold.

1318
01:25:09,647 --> 01:25:12,275
- Why don't you pack the revolver?
Please put the flask down, Harold.

1319
01:25:12,484 --> 01:25:17,280
- Put the flask down. Pack
never mind. Just put the flask
down. Put the revolver down.

1320
01:25:17,489 --> 01:25:20,700
- I'll do it. You may go now, Harold.
Thank you very much.

1321
01:25:20,909 --> 01:25:22,202
- Yes, sir.

1322
01:25:28,666 --> 01:25:33,213
- Henry! Henry! Henry! Henry!

1323
01:25:35,590 --> 01:25:36,549
- Henry! Henry!

1324
01:25:37,509 --> 01:25:39,260
- Easy, Henrietta. I'll be right down.

1325
01:25:52,857 --> 01:25:54,901
- Henry?
- I'm here.

1326
01:25:55,110 --> 01:25:59,781
- Relax. Just easy.
Catch your breath. That's it.

1327
01:25:59,989 --> 01:26:02,158
- Relax. Calm down.

1328
01:26:03,159 --> 01:26:06,538
- Here we are. Sit down.

1329
01:26:06,746 --> 01:26:11,626
- That's it. That's it, now.
Catch your breath. What is it?

1330
01:26:12,460 --> 01:26:14,003
- It's been accepted.

1331
01:26:15,088 --> 01:26:18,967
- My Alsophila ignocardium grahami.
They've accepted it.

1332
01:26:19,175 --> 01:26:22,512
- Try to speak calmly, my dear.
What is it they have accepted?

1333
01:26:22,720 --> 01:26:24,055
- It's a tropical tree-fern.

1334
01:26:24,264 --> 01:26:26,599
- And I discovered it
during our honeymoon.

1335
01:26:26,808 --> 01:26:30,854
- And when I couldn't classify it,
I thought it might be a true species.

1336
01:26:31,062 --> 01:26:33,606
- But I couldn't believe it,
so I sent it to Wagner

1337
01:26:33,815 --> 01:26:38,695
at the University of Michigan.
And Henry, it is. It's a true species.

1338
01:26:40,155 --> 01:26:42,866
- I've discovered a true species.

1339
01:26:44,450 --> 01:26:48,705
- Well. That's very nice. Very nice.

1340
01:26:49,706 --> 01:26:54,377
- Well, well. Now you'll be able to name
a whole species, won't you?

1341
01:26:54,586 --> 01:26:56,421
- Just like what's his name?

1342
01:26:56,629 --> 01:27:00,175
- Louis de Bougainville.
- That's right. Or James Parkinson.

1343
01:27:00,383 --> 01:27:02,969
- Or Brussels sprouts.

1344
01:27:03,178 --> 01:27:08,057
- Well, well, well. You've
achieved the kind of immortality
after all, haven't you?

1345
01:27:08,349 --> 01:27:10,643
- Now you'll be in all the
atlases under L

1346
01:27:10,852 --> 01:27:13,021
right before Morgan,
Muller and Mendel.

1347
01:27:14,314 --> 01:27:16,441
- It would be cross-indexed under G.

1348
01:27:17,650 --> 01:27:19,694
- Alsophila grahami, for Graham.

1349
01:27:20,653 --> 01:27:21,362
- For Graham?

1350
01:27:23,072 --> 01:27:26,951
- You mean that you've discovered a new
species and have named it for Graham

1351
01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:28,786
after doing all your work as Lowell?

1352
01:27:28,995 --> 01:27:30,872
- You fool.
That's not the way to name a species.

1353
01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:31,956
- Can't you do anything right?

1354
01:27:32,165 --> 01:27:35,960
- I didn't name it for me, Henry,
I named it for you.

1355
01:27:36,169 --> 01:27:39,339
- Alsophila grahami, for Henry Graham.

1356
01:27:39,547 --> 01:27:42,467
- Alsophila grahami, for Henry Graham.

1357
01:27:42,675 --> 01:27:46,888
- Well, are you sure that they'll know
I mean, that it's me?

1358
01:27:48,890 --> 01:27:51,392
- Will they have my name in the atlas
under under G?

1359
01:27:51,601 --> 01:27:52,185
- For Henry Graham?

1360
01:27:52,393 --> 01:27:55,438
- Yes, and they'll have you in all the
textbooks, Henry, as a footnote

1361
01:27:55,647 --> 01:27:58,233
- As a footnote
and in the atlases under G.

1362
01:27:59,317 --> 01:28:03,446
- Well, I've achieved a small slice of
immortality myself, haven't I?

1363
01:28:03,613 --> 01:28:05,823
- As a footnote and under G.

1364
01:28:06,032 --> 01:28:08,284
- Are you pleased, Henry?

1365
01:28:08,493 --> 01:28:11,746
- Oh yes, it was very thoughtful of you,
Henrietta. I believe I am pleased.

1366
01:28:11,955 --> 01:28:16,000
- I put a tip of one frond
into a plastic token

1367
01:28:16,209 --> 01:28:18,920
so that you can wear it always.
If you want to.

1368
01:28:19,128 --> 01:28:24,008
- Oh yes. Well, why not? I mean
it will be a wonderful conversation piece.

1369
01:28:24,759 --> 01:28:28,429
- "What frond is in your token, Henry?"

1370
01:28:28,638 --> 01:28:33,518
- "Oh, my own frond. An Alsophila grahami.
Why do you ask?"

1371
01:28:33,935 --> 01:28:35,228
- You like it?

1372
01:28:35,436 --> 01:28:36,980
- Yes, yes. very attractive, isn't it?

1373
01:28:37,188 --> 01:28:39,148
- Good lines. I mean, for a frond.

1374
01:28:39,357 --> 01:28:43,444
- Don't you don't you think it should
be under under L? I mean

1375
01:28:43,653 --> 01:28:46,948
- Alsophila lowellia or something?

1376
01:28:47,156 --> 01:28:49,784
- I feel as though you've given me
your place in the atlases.

1377
01:28:49,993 --> 01:28:54,038
- Henry, I don't think I could have
ever discovered it without you.

1378
01:28:54,247 --> 01:28:55,873
- You gave me confidence.

1379
01:28:56,082 --> 01:29:00,962
- You remember? You said that if being
with you was going to give me confidence

1380
01:29:01,254 --> 01:29:04,132
- I was going to be a
very confident botanist.

1381
01:29:05,591 --> 01:29:06,759
- Well, you were right.

1382
01:29:11,306 --> 01:29:15,476
- Alsophila grahami.
Well, well, well

1383
01:29:21,899 --> 01:29:25,403
- Henrietta, what happens if you
get lost in these woods?

1384
01:29:25,611 --> 01:29:29,574
- Well, various things.
- Various things such as what?

1385
01:29:29,782 --> 01:29:31,367
- For example, if there is a stream

1386
01:29:32,452 --> 01:29:34,454
then you would follow the stream.

1387
01:29:34,662 --> 01:29:38,082
- Which way?
- We would follow the stream upstream.

1388
01:29:40,209 --> 01:29:42,920
- Henry, I'm having such a wonderful time.

1389
01:29:43,129 --> 01:29:47,425
- Our entire marriage has been
like a long, beautiful field trip.

1390
01:29:47,633 --> 01:29:50,345
- That's nice.
That makes me feel better somehow.

1391
01:30:02,315 --> 01:30:04,025
- Would you like some more Z11?

1392
01:30:04,233 --> 01:30:06,694
- No thank you.
It's the Z11 that's attracting them.

1393
01:30:06,903 --> 01:30:08,029
- It's a repellent.

1394
01:30:08,237 --> 01:30:09,739
- So they would lead you to believe.

1395
01:30:14,577 --> 01:30:16,579
- Would you like some more
Calamine lotion, dear?

1396
01:30:16,788 --> 01:30:18,581
- No, thank you.
It only makes it itch more.

1397
01:30:21,084 --> 01:30:24,462
- They say that if you don't scratch,
it itches less.

1398
01:30:24,670 --> 01:30:25,463
- Well, they're wrong.

1399
01:30:25,671 --> 01:30:28,424
- It only looks like it itches less
because you're not scratching.

1400
01:30:30,593 --> 01:30:33,596
- One just got me on
the bridge of the nose.

1401
01:30:35,640 --> 01:30:37,141
Should we put something on it?

1402
01:30:38,559 --> 01:30:39,685
- No, thank you.

1403
01:30:47,318 --> 01:30:50,905
- From now on, Henrietta,
I'll make the coffee.

1404
01:30:51,114 --> 01:30:51,989
- Yes, dear.

1405
01:31:16,472 --> 01:31:17,932
- You're all sticky, Henrietta.

1406
01:31:18,933 --> 01:31:20,560
- I spilled the honey.

1407
01:31:24,063 --> 01:31:25,106
- Here, Henrietta.

1408
01:31:26,816 --> 01:31:30,695
- From now on, dear,
I'll make the dinner.

1409
01:31:31,904 --> 01:31:33,072
- What will I do?

1410
01:31:33,281 --> 01:31:34,157
- You'll eat.

1411
01:31:43,082 --> 01:31:45,042
- It seems easier to paddle somehow.

1412
01:31:45,251 --> 01:31:49,380
- That's because the current gets
stronger as we approach the rapids.

1413
01:31:49,589 --> 01:31:51,340
- Look, dear, aren't they beautiful?

1414
01:31:52,592 --> 01:31:53,509
- What?

1415
01:31:53,718 --> 01:31:54,719
- The rapids.

1416
01:31:59,140 --> 01:32:00,266
- Those are the rapids?

1417
01:32:00,475 --> 01:32:04,896
- Yes. Just tell me exactly what
to do, dear. I'm a very good sailor.

1418
01:32:05,104 --> 01:32:06,898
- Paddle like hell towards shore!

1419
01:32:10,568 --> 01:32:11,611
- Aaaah!

1420
01:32:11,819 --> 01:32:14,030
- What?
- Never mind!

1421
01:32:14,238 --> 01:32:16,157
- Never mind?
- Never mind!

1422
01:32:16,365 --> 01:32:19,327
- Do I have to paddle in any particular
direction, dear?

1423
01:32:19,535 --> 01:32:21,162
- Full harder to the left side!

1424
01:32:22,872 --> 01:32:24,957
- The left side! Full harder!

1425
01:32:28,503 --> 01:32:32,632
- Although we keep pulling
on the left side, we seem to
be heading towards the bank.

1426
01:32:33,841 --> 01:32:36,469
- Aaaahhh! The right side!

1427
01:32:36,677 --> 01:32:37,678
- The right side!

1428
01:32:45,520 --> 01:32:47,939
- Henry, how much longer do
the rapids go on?

1429
01:32:49,148 --> 01:32:50,024
- That's odd.

1430
01:32:51,692 --> 01:32:53,152
- It just seems to stop.

1431
01:32:53,361 --> 01:32:58,241
- Oh, Henry! Listen!
Henry, it sounds like a waterfall!

1432
01:32:59,116 --> 01:33:01,577
- Oh my God. That's what it is.

1433
01:33:01,786 --> 01:33:04,163
- It just stops and becomes a waterfall.

1434
01:33:04,372 --> 01:33:07,500
- Paddle like hell towards the bank!
Towards the bank!

1435
01:33:07,708 --> 01:33:10,169
- There is no bank!
There is just a lot of rocks!

1436
01:33:31,107 --> 01:33:32,024
- Henry?

1437
01:33:34,694 --> 01:33:35,987
- Henry?

1438
01:33:36,195 --> 01:33:37,905
- I can't

1439
01:33:38,114 --> 01:33:41,075
- I can't swim.

1440
01:34:17,903 --> 01:34:19,530
<i>- Henry!</i>

1441
01:34:19,739 --> 01:34:24,619
- Henrietta, you hold onto
that log until I tell you to let go!

1442
01:34:38,716 --> 01:34:43,346
- The canoe overturned. I looked
desperately through the waters but

1443
01:34:43,554 --> 01:34:46,140
- I I couldn't find her.

1444
01:34:47,850 --> 01:34:48,934
- Henry?

1445
01:34:53,230 --> 01:34:56,484
- And if only she had told me
she couldn't swim.

1446
01:34:56,692 --> 01:34:58,986
- If only we had taken a guide.

1447
01:35:00,446 --> 01:35:04,992
- But she had her heart set on
going with me alone.

1448
01:35:08,329 --> 01:35:11,666
- Alright, Henrietta!
I'm ready for you now!

1449
01:35:11,874 --> 01:35:16,754
- Take a deep breath,
hold your nose and let go!

1450
01:35:36,399 --> 01:35:39,110
- Henrietta, look. I mean

1451
01:35:41,404 --> 01:35:44,782
- Look. An Alsophila grahami.

1452
01:35:49,870 --> 01:35:52,123
- Alsophila grahami.

1453
01:35:53,708 --> 01:35:55,459
- Up here, in the north woods.

1454
01:36:09,682 --> 01:36:12,435
- I've lost it.
I've lost my token.

1455
01:36:13,769 --> 01:36:16,480
- I've lost my Alsophila grahami.

1456
01:36:16,689 --> 01:36:18,023
- Henrietta.

1457
01:36:18,232 --> 01:36:21,110
- Henrietta! Dammit to hell!

1458
01:36:21,318 --> 01:36:23,946
- Damn, damn, damn! Nothing ever turns out
the way it's supposed to.

1459
01:36:24,113 --> 01:36:27,408
- You work. You plan.
Henrietta! Dammit!

1460
01:36:41,380 --> 01:36:45,384
- Alright.
You may breathe now, Henrietta.

1461
01:36:47,428 --> 01:36:49,472
- You may breathe now.
Let go of your nose.

1462
01:36:52,308 --> 01:36:55,811
- Now, hold my shoulders. Face me.
Hold my shoulders. That's it.

1463
01:36:56,020 --> 01:36:59,899
- Hold on to them. Alright.
Hold them.

1464
01:37:00,107 --> 01:37:02,693
- Breathe, breathe.
Through your mouth.

1465
01:37:02,902 --> 01:37:05,654
- Keep your chin up.
Chin up.

1466
01:37:05,821 --> 01:37:08,616
- Breathe through your mouth.
That's it.

1467
01:37:08,824 --> 01:37:11,243
- And if you taste water, spit it out.

1468
01:37:12,578 --> 01:37:17,541
- Don't spit on me, Henrietta.
Just spit the water out into the river.

1469
01:37:19,460 --> 01:37:24,423
- That's it. That's it.
Now breathe. Very good.

1470
01:37:48,531 --> 01:37:53,494
- Here now. Sit down in the sun
and warm up.

1471
01:37:55,496 --> 01:37:56,747
- That's right.

1472
01:38:04,755 --> 01:38:05,714
- That's good.

1473
01:38:07,675 --> 01:38:09,009
- There.

1474
01:38:09,218 --> 01:38:10,344
- Are you still cold?

1475
01:38:11,470 --> 01:38:14,765
- Well, I better hold you. My body
should provide some warmth.

1476
01:38:26,527 --> 01:38:29,196
- Henry. Henry. Henry?

1477
01:38:31,156 --> 01:38:33,993
- I'll always be able to
depend on you, won't I?

1478
01:38:34,201 --> 01:38:36,036
- All the rest of my life?

1479
01:38:36,245 --> 01:38:38,539
- I'm afraid so.

1480
01:38:38,747 --> 01:38:41,750
- Henry, the history classes are going
to be much smaller this year.

1481
01:38:41,959 --> 01:38:43,794
- Henrietta, I'm not
going to teach history.

1482
01:38:44,003 --> 01:38:44,962
- Probably.

1483
01:38:46,005 --> 01:38:50,968
- It seems a shame, though, Henry.
You are a very talented man.

1484
01:38:54,722 --> 01:38:56,682
- Are you sure you won't change your mind?

1485
01:38:56,891 --> 01:38:59,852
- I don't know.
I have no mind as far as I can tell.

1486
01:39:02,313 --> 01:39:03,439
- Are you still cold?

1487
01:39:04,857 --> 01:39:06,942
- I'm a little warmer.
- Good.

1488
01:39:12,907 --> 01:39:16,368
- Henry? Henry?
- Yes?

1489
01:39:20,789 --> 01:39:25,753
- I know that this isn't
exactly what you planned.

1490
01:39:27,796 --> 01:39:28,714
- What?

1491
01:39:31,300 --> 01:39:33,844
- But will you mind doing it very much?

1492
01:39:35,471 --> 01:39:36,889
- Being a history instructor?

1493
01:39:37,973 --> 01:39:40,225
- And going to the university
with you in the mornings?

1494
01:39:41,560 --> 01:39:46,523
- And grading term papers with you
in the study every semester?

1495
01:39:49,318 --> 01:39:50,569
- Not terribly.

1496
01:39:55,908 --> 01:39:58,869
- Come. I think we'd better go.