1 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,920 [muzik rancak] 2 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:19,960 [bahasa Inggeris] Menara kawalan. 3 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:24,320 Kita menunggu asteroid. Saya rasa ia akan mendarat 4 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,400 pada bila-bila masa. 5 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,520 Trajektori ialah 6 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,400 tiada siapa yang tahu. 7 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,600 [bunyi pesawat mendarat] 8 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,200 [muzik cemas] 9 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:48,000 [terkejut] 10 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,080 [muzik cemas rancak] 11 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 [bunyi pesawat] 12 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,080 [muzik rancak] 13 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,920 [bunyi masa berdetik] 14 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,400 - [menjerit] - Pergi kau jembalang! 15 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:12,960 - [meronta] - Diam! 16 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:18,399 Diam! 17 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:24,280 [tercungap-cungap] 18 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,320 Akhirnya, dia dah diam. 19 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:32,880 Saya dah dapat menghalau jembalang yang ada dalam badan dia. 20 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,840 Terima kasih, Wak Kernal 21 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,720 kerana pulihkan suami saya. 22 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,520 Seminggu dah badan dia panas. 23 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,080 Anak buah saya kata dia kena demam panas. 24 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,400 Dia suruh saya bawa jumpa doktor. 25 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:49,520 Tapi, saya tak nak. Saya tahu dia kena buatan orang. 26 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,600 Memang dia kena buatan orang. 27 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,200 Tak perlu nak bawa jumpa doktor. 28 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:57,040 Mereka tak boleh mengubati dia. 29 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:01,200 Orang yang boleh sembuhkan suami awak cuma saya saja, Wak Kernal. 30 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:02,640 Tahu tak? 31 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,080 Hapuskan jembalang, hapuskan. 32 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,400 Di mana pengerasnya? 33 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,560 Keluarlah jembalang. 34 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:10,880 Berapa Wak? 35 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:14,760 Seikhlas hati awak. Saya tak minta lebih. 36 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,000 Seratus pun boleh. 37 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:19,920 Jangan ganggu cucu-cicit saya. 38 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,160 Ini, Wak. 39 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:24,360 Terima kasih. 40 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,160 Ini saya buatkan air jampi. 41 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,400 Beri suami awak minum. 42 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,720 Ingat lagi satu. Jangan suruh dia melanggar 43 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,600 pantang larang yang saya buat ini. 44 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,200 Apa pantang dia, Wak? 45 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:45,800 Jangan kencing di bawah pokok rumah 46 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,240 saya. 47 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:51,120 Rumah orang lain, tak apa. Suka hati dialah. 48 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,920 - Ya. - Saya minta diri dulu, semua. 49 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,560 - Allahuakbar. - Terima kasih, Wak. 50 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,280 Allahuakbar. 51 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:02,760 Assalamualaikum. 52 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,720 Abang, bangun. 53 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,080 Abang, bangun. 54 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:18,120 Kerja jadi dukun ini bukannya senang, kamu tahu? 55 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:21,240 Saya dah bertapa di tujuh gunung. 56 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:25,680 Pelbagai jenis syaitan, hantu, jembalang saya dah hancurkan. 57 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,480 Kalau tak, jangan panggil saya dukun Wak Kernal. 58 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:31,320 - Dukun terkenal. Faham? - [wanita 1] Abang! 59 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:34,400 - Alamak! - Abang dah mati! 60 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:38,520 - Abang, bangun! - Habislah! 61 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,000 [muzik mendayu] 62 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,720 [mengaduh] 63 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:11,480 [bunyi peranti] 64 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,200 [muzik sedih] 65 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:01,480 [bunyi suntikan] 66 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,480 [bunyi makhluk asing] 67 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:20,760 [muzik rancak] 68 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,520 [lelaki 1] Assalamualaikum, tok. 69 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,840 [Tok Ketua] Waalaikumsalam. Ada apa? 70 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,240 - Orang kampung jumpa benda pelik, tok. - Apa? 71 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,920 - Betul, tok. - Ya, di hujung kampung. 72 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,880 Mari pergi. 73 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:46,720 [lelaki 1] Di sana, tok. 74 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,080 Di situ, tok. 75 00:09:58,600 --> 00:09:59,560 Itu dia, tok. 76 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,720 - [ketakutan] - [lelaki 1] Tok nak ke mana? 77 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,240 Besarnya. Apa benda ini? 78 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,440 Entahlah, tok. Orang kampung yang nampak 79 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,640 benda ini jatuh dari langit. 80 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:12,760 Yakah? Jangan pegang. 81 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,000 [mengeluh pelik] 82 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,280 - Awak! - Ya, tok. 83 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:22,480 Pergi beritahu wakil rakyat, JPJ, imigresen, kastam. 84 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,120 - Beritahu semuanya. - Tak perlu! 85 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,120 - Siapa pula ini? - Mereka tak tahu. 86 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,000 Kenapa awak terpekik-pekik? 87 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:32,560 Ini bukan urusan awak. Ini urusan saya, tahu? 88 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:34,200 - Tok nak uruskan? - Ya. 89 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:37,120 Tok sendiri pun tak tahu apa benda ini. 90 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,600 Awak tahukah ini apa? 91 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,520 Eh! Kalau saya tak tahu, 92 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,360 jangan panggil saya Wak Kernal. 93 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:48,040 - Panggil saja Wak Meja. Ke tepi! - Tipu saja. 94 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,280 Sekejap, sabar. Kamu semua ke tepi. 95 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,400 - Biar dia buat kerja dia. - Ke tepi. 96 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,120 Ke tepi. 97 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,560 Tepi. 98 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:59,840 - Ke tepi. - Apa dia nak buat, tok? 99 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,320 Biarkan. Kita tengok saja. 100 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,400 [muzik seram] 101 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,920 [bunyi terkejut] 102 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,800 Sekarang saya sudah tahu. 103 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:15,880 Saya ini bomoh. 104 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,280 Sebenarnya, 105 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,000 ini sarang jembalang. 106 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:22,680 Hei! Awak tak ada kerja lainkah? 107 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:26,160 Kalau benda pelik saja, awak kata tahayul. 108 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,520 Kalau bukan tahayul, apa lagi? 109 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,840 Benda ini 110 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,440 jatuh dari langit terus ke kampung kita. 111 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:35,080 - Apa maknanya? - Maknanya apa? 112 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:36,640 Maknanya, 113 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:40,880 ada perkara buruk yang akan berlaku di kawasan kampung kita. 114 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:44,280 Tiada siapa yang akan dapat menyelamatkan kampung kita, 115 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:47,800 selain daripada wak dukun. Siapa lagi boleh kalau tak wak dukun? 116 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,960 Tak ada siapa. 117 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,720 [wanita 2] Tok ketua. 118 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,920 - Kenapa pula ini? - Anak saya, Mat Top. 119 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,960 - Semalaman dia tak balik. Tolong, tok. - Apa? 120 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,040 [bunyi terkejut] 121 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,800 [lelaki 2] Mat Top! 122 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,800 [lelaki 2] Mat Top! 123 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,520 Mat Top! 124 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,240 [lelaki 2] Mat Top! 125 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,920 - Mat Top! - Itu. 126 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,600 - [lelaki 2] Kenapa ini? - Mat Top! 127 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,640 Mat Top! 128 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:48,920 Mat Top! Apa yang berlaku dekat awak? Berendam dalam sungai pula. 129 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,320 - [mengaduh] - Sini! Naik! 130 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,680 [mengeluh] 131 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,640 Kenapa dengan awak? 132 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:55,920 Di mana baju dan seluar awak? 133 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,200 Apa benda ini? 134 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,880 - Apa itu? - Jangan kacau. 135 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,280 [bunyi terkejut] 136 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,320 Sudahlah anak saya pekak, bisu pula. 137 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,640 Ini berlaku kalau langgar pantang larang. 138 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,920 Pantang larang apa? Saya yang lahirkan dia. 139 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,240 - Wak Kernal baru duduk di kampung ini. - Tok! 140 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,480 [lelaki 2] Tok! 141 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,000 - Kami dah jumpa Mat Top. - Mat Top, anak ibu! 142 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,520 - Tok! - Mat Top! 143 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,800 Ke mana kamu pergi, Mat Top? Aduhai anak ibu. 144 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,680 Ibu tercari-cari, tahu? 145 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:27,080 - Ke mana kamu pergi? Ibu bimbang. - Saya tak pergi mana-mana. 146 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,160 - Apa? - Mat Top dah boleh bercakap. 147 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,080 [keliru] 148 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:32,960 Ke tepi. 149 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,600 Cuba cakap siji, loro, telu, papat. 150 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,520 [gagap] Siji… 151 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:42,080 [mengaduh] 152 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:43,760 [muzik mendebarkan] 153 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,680 Cuba awak cakap satu, dua, tiga, empat. 154 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,280 Satu, dua, tiga, empat. 155 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,760 Syukur alhamdulillah. 156 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,920 Akhirnya berjaya juga saya menyembuhkan Mat Top. 157 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,280 [menjerit marah] Hei! 158 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,320 Di mana awak jumpa dia? 159 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,040 [lelaki 2] Di tebing sungai sana, tok. 160 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,200 Waktu kami jumpa dia, dia tak pakai baju dan seluar. 161 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,200 - [Tok Ketua] Astaghfirullah. - Kita… 162 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,480 Pasti semua ini angkara jembalang. 163 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,520 Sudahlah. Lebih baik awak balik. 164 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,400 [Tok Ketua] Awak boleh rawat yang bisu atau pekak. 165 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,720 Mat Top? Mana anak saya Mat Top? 166 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,800 [muzik mendebarkan] 167 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,360 [mengerang] 168 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,360 [menghela nafas] 169 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,640 [bunyi papan kekunci ditekan] 170 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,840 [melolong] 171 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,160 [bunyi lintar pintas] 172 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,760 Wahai jembalang hantu! 173 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,520 Saya tahu dari mana asal-usul awak. 174 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,480 Jangan ganggu anak, cucu-cicit saya! 175 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:48,720 Cis! 176 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,120 Dia tak ada anak. Bila pula dia ada cucu? 177 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,040 - Bedebah! - Itulah dia. 178 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,880 [menggumam] 179 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,480 - [lintar pintas] - [terkejut] 180 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,080 [menjerit] 181 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,360 Saya dah cakap. Jembalang itu nak mengamuk, Tok. 182 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,520 [muzik rancak] 183 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,800 - [Zoragas] Assalamualaikum. - Waalaikumsalam. 184 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,360 Kami orang kerajaan 185 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,400 dan kami sedang menyiasat tentang UFO. 186 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,560 Di sini tak ada kopi O atau teh O. 187 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,800 Kalau nak minum, pergi warung simpang empat sana. Di sini tak ada jual, faham? 188 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:58,840 [menjerit marah] 189 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,720 Jaga sikit mulut awak. 190 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,520 [marah] 191 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,880 Siapa nama kamu berdua? 192 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:10,080 [suara makhluk asing] 193 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,880 [tersenyum] 194 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,160 Nama saya Ali. 195 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,760 Ini pembantu saya, Minah. 196 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,960 [ketawa] 197 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,360 Rupa saja canggih. 198 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,400 Tapi namanya macam orang kampung. 199 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,760 [menengking marah] 200 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:27,880 Awak ini mengacau saja. Cik Minah, Encik Ali, mari. 201 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,640 Ikut saya. 202 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,600 Benda ini jatuh pada waktu malam. 203 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,120 Awak tahu apa benda ini? 204 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:44,240 Ini yang sedang kami siasat. Benda ini amat berbahaya. 205 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,720 Saya nasihatkan agar semua 206 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,960 tinggalkan tempat ini sekarang. 207 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,640 - Apa? - Betul! 208 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:53,240 Saya setuju. Biar saya, Encik Ali dan Cik Minah yang uruskan. 209 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,800 Orang lain boleh pergi. 210 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,440 Tak perlu, awak pun kena tinggalkan tempat ini. 211 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:02,000 Kalau Encik Ali dan Cik Minah sakit, siapa yang susah? 212 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,800 Kalau Cik Minah terjerit macam orang kena rasuk, siapa yang nak rawat? 213 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,480 Saya juga! 214 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,720 Tok, tengok itu. 215 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,400 Mat Top. Budak ini. 216 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,079 - [cuba tunjuk sesuatu] - Mana awak pergi? Ibu awak cari. 217 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,520 Kenapa pula ini? 218 00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:21,720 Kamu dah boleh bercakap. Kenapa tiba-tiba tak nak cakap? 219 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,599 Tok, tengok itu. 220 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:29,880 [suara makhluk asing] 221 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,040 Zoragon. Awak kenal siapa saya? 222 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,840 - Zoragas. - Itu jembalang! 223 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:37,960 Jembalang! 224 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,040 [mengerang] 225 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,320 Jeneral! 226 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,600 - [mengaduh] - [menjerit] 227 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,120 Memang dah sah, tok. Kampung kita diserang jembalang. 228 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,920 Sediakan pengerasnya. Saya akan bersihkan kampung kita, tok. 229 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,480 [muzik rancak] 230 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,760 Hei! Basikal saya! 231 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,880 [suara makhluk asing] Jangan lari! 232 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,320 Zoragon! 233 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,080 Awak tak boleh lari daripada saya! 234 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:44,160 [suara makhluk asing] 235 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,080 Mangkuk! 236 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:52,160 [mengerang sakit] 237 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,280 Cuba sebut satu, dua, tiga, empat. 238 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,240 Satu, dua, tiga. 239 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,080 [cuba bercakap] 240 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,200 Satu, dua. 241 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,880 Satu pun bolehlah. 242 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,200 - [cuba bercakap] - Diam. 243 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,200 - Oh gunung payung meletup! - Diam. 244 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,120 Alhamdulillah. 245 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,640 Berjaya juga saya pulihkan pekak awak itu. 246 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,720 Salah seorang daripada kamu pergi ke rumah Mat Top, 247 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,040 minta pengeras daripada ibunya. Saya dah berjaya pulihkan Mat Top. 248 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,040 [keliru] 249 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,200 [suara orang bisu] 250 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,240 [tercungap-cungap] 251 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,880 [muzik cemas] 252 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,360 [bunyi tombol pintu] 253 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,360 Hoi! 254 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,440 Orang nampak lari? 255 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:55,160 [suara makhluk asing] 256 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,680 Nampak orang lari? 257 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,280 [muzik cemas] 258 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:40,640 Kita di mana? 259 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,240 [menjerit] 260 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,400 - Tolong! Ada perogol! - Cik, saya bukan orang jahat. 261 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,840 Saya cuma nak minta tolong. Saya tak biasa di tempat ini. 262 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,760 - Boleh awak tolong saya? - Awak minta tolong? 263 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,680 Awak ingat saya tak tahu niat awak? 264 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,200 - Cik! - Tolong! 265 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,280 Cik tak perlu minta tolong. 266 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,440 [menjerit] 267 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,280 Aduh. 268 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,880 [mengerang] 269 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,280 [menjerit] 270 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,320 Awak nak minta tolong apa? 271 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,360 [muzik mendayu] 272 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,360 Awak bukan orang sini? 273 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,040 Asal mana? 274 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:55,760 Marikh. 275 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:58,920 Di mana tempat itu? 276 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,160 Cakap betul-betul. Jangan main-main. 277 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:07,760 [mengerang] 278 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,240 Lapar? 279 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,280 Saya kena makan makanan orang Bumi. 280 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,920 - Saya boleh tumpangkan awak sampai sini. - Makan? 281 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:23,600 Makanlah sendiri. 282 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,800 Dua puluh ringgit. 283 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,560 - Tangki nombor tiga. - Baik, terima kasih. 284 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,280 [bersiul] 285 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,200 Buat apa? 286 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,200 Buat apa lagi? Isi minyak. Baru bertenaga. 287 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,840 Bertenaga? Baru kenyang? 288 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,120 Hei! Awak dah gila? Kenapa telan minyak petrol? 289 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,200 [muntah] 290 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,960 Saya lapar. Isi minyak, baru ada tenaga. 291 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,760 [sendawa] 292 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,840 [muntah] 293 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,480 [muzik lucu] 294 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,400 Hei! Ada orang terbakar! 295 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,480 [menahan muntah] 296 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,640 Saya tak tahu awak siapa atau apa awak nak! 297 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:12,240 Saya tak nak awak kacau saya lagi! Ganti balik duit minyak saya! 298 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,680 [kucing mengiau] 299 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,480 [menjerit] 300 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,880 Marang prapu kepunden parang skepper. 301 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,720 Marang prapu kepunden parang skepper! 302 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:26,960 Kucing? 303 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,080 [menjerit] 304 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,360 Kenapa dengan awak? 305 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,360 [takut] Marang prapu… 306 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,120 [muzik perlahan] 307 00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,200 Zoragon. 308 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,520 Saya bukan 309 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,720 nak percaya dengan cerita awak. 310 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,240 Tapi, kalau betul 311 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,240 awak orang Marikh, 312 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,600 bagaimana awak boleh cakap Melayu? 313 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,160 Kalau saya cakap bahasa lain nanti, 314 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,800 orang tak faham. 315 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:25,880 [muzik lucu] 316 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,280 Itu nasi goreng. 317 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,920 - [gembira] - [mengunyah] 318 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,400 [muzik lucu] 319 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,280 [bunyi kentut] 320 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,520 Keluar api. 321 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,480 Selepas ini apa? 322 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,400 Awak dah ceritakan kembara awak 323 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,680 yang luar biasa itu. 324 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,800 Sekarang, awak dah pun berada di Bumi. 325 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:40,640 Awak culik saya. 326 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,080 [bahasa Inggeris] Okey, baiklah. 327 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,840 Awak jumpa dan minta tolong saya. 328 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,760 Saya dah pun tolong awak. Selepas itu apa? 329 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,320 - Saya pergi rumah awak. - Apa? Pergi rumah saya? 330 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,720 - Awak nak buat apa? - Awak nak tinggalkan saya di sini? 331 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:00,640 [bahasa Inggeris] Helo! 332 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,040 Saya tak kenal awak. Awak tak kenal saya. 333 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:06,240 Apa pula? Saya Zoragon. 334 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,200 Awak Siti. Dah kenal, bukan? 335 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,640 Begitu saja? 336 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,960 Awak tak takut? 337 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,960 Mungkin saya orang jahat. 338 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,280 Penjenayah yang paling dikehendaki. 339 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,440 Saya cari mangsa. 340 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,560 Cari orang macam awak. 341 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,240 Saya bawa awak balik rumah saya. 342 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,560 Buat awak pengsan. 343 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,320 Kemudian, saya ikat awak. 344 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,280 Simpan awak dalam bilik stor. 345 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,000 Biarkan awak tak makan berhari-hari. 346 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,200 Berminggu-minggu, bertahun-tahun. 347 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,600 Awak nak balik ke rumah sayakah? 348 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,440 Bilik stor awak kecil atau besar? 349 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,120 Rasuah. 350 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,640 Satu gejala yang cukup berbahaya. 351 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:56,000 Penjahat yang terlibat dalam gejala yang tidak bermaruah ini, 352 00:28:56,080 --> 00:29:00,040 sama ada si pemberi atau si penerima, 353 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,600 sepatutnya digantung di khalayak ramai. 354 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,240 Mereka menjadikan wang dan kebendaan, 355 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,160 sebagai jalan pintas 356 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,680 untuk mengaut untung mudah. 357 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,680 Orang yang layak dan berhak menjadi mangsa. 358 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,720 Apakah halnya? 359 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,760 Bagaimana bangsa nak maju? 360 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,640 Bagaimana negara nak dihormati? 361 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:22,440 Mahukah kita menjadi satu bangsa yang dangkal, 362 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,240 - gara-gara terlalu gelojoh… - Saya tahu. 363 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,160 Awak tak suka tengok muka saya begini, bukan? 364 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,680 Itu tak jadi masalah. Kalau awak nak… 365 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:35,400 …penjahat yang terus bermaharajalela dengan tabiat busuk mereka. 366 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,520 Apakah halnya? 367 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,640 Apakah halnya? 368 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,040 Apakah halnya? 369 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,720 Apakah halnya? 370 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,320 - Apakah halnya? Itu saja? - Awak pun minat Wan Zaman? 371 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,520 Kenapa awak minat dekat Wan Zaman? 372 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,160 Dia ada personaliti, 373 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,680 karisma. 374 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,440 Gaya seorang lelaki yang berprinsip. 375 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,720 Tegas dan berpendirian. 376 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:03,960 Awak nak saya jadi Wan Zaman? 377 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,760 Saya boleh jadi sesiapa saja yang awak suka. 378 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,400 [muzik rancak] 379 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,720 [menggigil] 380 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,400 Asap! 381 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,440 - Assalamualaikum. - Waalaikumsalam. 382 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,280 Ada perempuanlah di situ. 383 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,880 Hai, kak long. Seorang saja? 384 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,240 Dia layanlah. 385 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:43,760 Bolehlah itu. 386 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,000 Aduhai. Boleh tahan. 387 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:53,720 Hai, cik adik. Pakai cantik begini, boleh tak saya teman? 388 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:54,640 Jom. 389 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,440 [suara makhluk asing] 390 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,000 - Kita pergi disko, ya? - Zolidia. 391 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,200 Nak pergi mana? 392 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,720 Mereka ajak saya pergi disko, jeneral. 393 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:11,640 Disko? 394 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,480 [muzik rancak] 395 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,400 [muzik rancak] 396 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,120 [suara makhluk asing] 397 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,080 [menjerit] 398 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,400 Jalan cepat. 399 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,480 [muzik rancak] 400 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:54,600 Zoragon ada singgah. 401 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,560 Dia naik kereta bersama seorang perempuan. Manusia. 402 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,200 Awak tunggu di sini, ya. Tunggu. 403 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:34,880 Helo! 404 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,520 Kenapa kamu terhendap-hendap macam pencuri? 405 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,760 Bertuahnya anak. Mari sini! 406 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,560 Dah gelap baru nak balik? 407 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:45,000 Kenapa dengan ayah? Bukannya saya tak pernah balik malam. 408 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:49,040 Kamu tak dengar cerita sarang jembalang jatuh di kampung seberang? 409 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,080 Ayah ingat kamu dah dibawa lari oleh jembalang itu. 410 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,600 Ayah merepek saja. 411 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:57,840 Abang, cuba tengok siapa itu. 412 00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,560 [keliru] 413 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:01,840 Biar betul? 414 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,200 Apakah halnya? 415 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:08,120 Apakah halnya? Temah, awak tengok ini. Awak kenal siapa ini? 416 00:34:08,199 --> 00:34:09,520 Wan Zaman, di televisyen itu. 417 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,520 - Apakah halnya? - Ayah. 418 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,800 Ini bukan Wan Zaman. 419 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:14,360 Ini Agon. 420 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,840 Rupa saja macam Wan Zaman. Dia kawan baik saya semasa di kolej. 421 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:19,960 [berbisik] Kamu ini. 422 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:21,400 [ketawa] 423 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,679 Ayah tahu. 424 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,159 Ayah bergurau saja. 425 00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,080 Orang televisyen tak datang ke tempat begini. 426 00:34:27,159 --> 00:34:28,400 [muzik mendebarkan] 427 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,040 Muka serupa ini 428 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,520 memanglah biasa. Pak cik dulu pun, 429 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,159 pernah dikejar orang. Konon rupa pak cik 430 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:39,960 macam rupa Chef Wan. 431 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:44,280 Pernah satu rombongan, tiga bas datang ke sini nak jumpa Chef Wan. 432 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:47,120 Pak cik cakap, mana nak dapat Chef Wan, tukang masak itu? 433 00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:48,639 Yang ada, 434 00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,040 Pak Seman, tukang goreng. 435 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,199 [ketawa] 436 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,120 Itu dia. Jemput minum. 437 00:34:53,199 --> 00:34:55,280 Air bujang. 438 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,920 [tersembur] 439 00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,960 Tak apa. 440 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,760 Habis muka saya. Temah! 441 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,680 - Awak okey? - Air itu 442 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,360 panas. 443 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,160 Memanglah panas. Kalau sejuk, tak sedap. 444 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,640 Tapi, tak perlulah gelojoh begini. 445 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,440 [bunyi hon] 446 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,720 [bunyi trompet] 447 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,960 [bahasa Inggeris] Isteri saya! 448 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,080 - Belum lagi! - Belum apa pula? 449 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,480 Abang Rosman nak berlatih. 450 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,160 Takut lidah tergeliat pula nanti. 451 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,240 [ketawa] 452 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,040 Jom kita keluar tengok wayang. 453 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:02,240 Filem itu seronok. Nama pelakonnya, Rosyam Nor. 454 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,000 Tak naklah. Siti baru balik. 455 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,920 Siti baru balik? Siti takut? Tak apa. 456 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,560 - Abang beritahu pada ibu ayah Siti, okey? - Abang! 457 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,800 [teruja] 458 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,680 Saya memang minat awak. Cuba awak tengok saya. 459 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:30,200 [tiru bunyi motor] 460 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:34,160 Mat rempit menjadi-jadi. Memang memualkan. 461 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,960 Bagaikan kera yang terlepas dari kandang. 462 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,680 Mengapakah mat rempit semakin berleluasa ketika ini? 463 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,240 Bagaimana kalau terjadi pada anak-anak… 464 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,080 Itu orang lain. 465 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,040 Ini lawan zaman. 466 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,200 Eh, maksud ayah muka macam Wan Zaman. 467 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,240 - Bila sampai, Man? - Baru sekejap tadi, ibu. 468 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:55,760 Sejak pula panggil ibu ini? Kamu berdua belum ada apa-apa lagi. 469 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,120 Man, ini Agon, kawan sekolah Siti. 470 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,880 Agon, ini Rosman, tunang Siti. 471 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,440 Mereka nak kahwin sebulan lagi. 472 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,880 Awak tinggal di mana? 473 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,800 Dia tinggal di Kota Kinabalu. 474 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,440 Jauhnya. Jadi, 475 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,120 malam ini tidur di mana? 476 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,800 Kalau tak ada tempat malam ini, tidur saja di sini. 477 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,000 [teragak-agak] 478 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,960 Kalau begitu, saya nak tidur di sini, boleh? 479 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,560 Hilang akal? 480 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,480 Rumah kamu di situ. 481 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,400 Pergi tidur sana sajalah. 482 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:30,880 Aduhai, budak ini. 483 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:39,880 Hei, Agon! 484 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,280 Agon! 485 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,120 Agon! 486 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,520 - Terkejut saya! - Apa ini? 487 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,600 Mari ikut pak cik. 488 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,680 [menjerit] 489 00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,200 - Kamu semua tengok ini. - Pakai kain ini. 490 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,360 Ada tak rupa macam Wan Zaman? 491 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:14,320 Saya rasa ada yang tak kena dengan kawan awak itu. 492 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,040 Mustahil 493 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,480 ada orang 100 peratus muka yang sama. 494 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,040 Tengok. Jangan-jangan dia bukan orang. 495 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:29,040 Kalau bukan orang, siapa? 496 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,480 - Makhluk asing dari planet Marikh? - Tengok. 497 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,080 Mengarut saja. 498 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,200 Selalu tengok filem Aziz M. Osman, awak asyik mengarut saja. 499 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,640 Hei! Dia memang Wan Zaman. 500 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:44,360 Tahu tak? Sebab awak minat sangat pada dia, dia datang ke sini jumpa awak. 501 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,640 Abang Rosman. Dia itu Agon. 502 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:48,960 Datang sini nak cari kawan lama dia. 503 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,680 Tipu saja nak cari kawan lama. 504 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,800 Awak ingat saya tak tahu semua ini? 505 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,840 Dia nak rampas awak daripada saya. 506 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,680 Saya berani kerat jari. Orang jantan semuanya sama. 507 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,360 Hei, saya bukan jantan. Saya lelaki. 508 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:08,240 Abang Rosman cemburu tak tentu hal. 509 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,440 Agon itu sebatang kara di dunia ini. 510 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,600 Sebatang kara? Kenapa awak nak sibuk? 511 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,600 Awak tunang saya. Bulan depan, awak nak kahwin dengan saya. 512 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,000 Jadi isteri saya. 513 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,440 Saya tak nak awak layan Wan Zaman palsu itu. Faham? 514 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,520 [muzik sedih] 515 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,600 Saya rasa tabung itu ada dalam sungai ini. 516 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,720 Tapi sungai ini sangat panjang. Tak tahu di sebelah mana. 517 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,520 [menangis] 518 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,000 Kenapa dengan saya? 519 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,200 Kenapa? 520 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,440 Mata saya! 521 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,000 - Bocor! - Awak menangis? 522 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:11,840 Kenapa saya menangis? 523 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,800 Agaknya sebab awak rasa sedih. Awak tak pernah rasa sedih? 524 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,320 Orang Marikh ada dua perasaan saja. Berani dan takut. 525 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,720 Itu pun kami cuma takut pada marang prapu kepunden parang skepper. 526 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,760 Parang skepper? 527 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,240 Jadi awak tak pernah rasa gembira? Seronok? 528 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:28,840 Apa? 529 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,560 [ketawa] 530 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,360 Saya akan cuba buat awak ketawa. 531 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,280 [berdehem] 532 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,280 Katakan saya tengah teropong 533 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,280 planet awak sekarang. 534 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,000 Kenapa saya tutup sebelah mata? 535 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,160 Kalau tutup dua-dua mata, bagaimana nak nampak? 536 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:49,240 [muzik tradisional] 537 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:55,880 [menjerit] 538 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:01,720 Aduh. 539 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,360 Awak jatuh berguling. 540 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,440 [ketawa] 541 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:36,600 [Zoragon] Saya menangis, kemudian saya ketawa. Lepas itu, saya rasa lega. 542 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,440 [Siti] Memang susah nak terangkan tentang perasaan manusia. 543 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,880 - [Siti] Terutama perasaan sayang. - Bagaimana saya nak rasa sayang? 544 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,840 [Siti] Saya tak boleh tunjukkan. 545 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,440 [Siti] Mungkin satu hari nanti, awak akan rasa sendiri. 546 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,760 [Zoragon] Bila? Saya tak boleh lama di Bumi ini. 547 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,840 Masalahnya, kapal saya. 548 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,920 [muzik rancak] 549 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,360 Kampung di Malaysia, 550 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:39,160 tak sama dengan kampung di Amerika, misalnya. 551 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,360 Di Amerika, 552 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,080 ada hip-hop. 553 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,920 - [bahasa Inggeris] Yo! Apa khabar semua? - Kenapa ini? 554 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,840 [bahasa Inggeris] Tepuk lima, sayang! 555 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,520 [bahasa Inggeris] Ya! Ada rock. 556 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:07,080 [menyanyikan lagu Numb oleh Linkin Park] 557 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,840 [ketawa] 558 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:15,680 Tapi di Malaysia, 559 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,440 [muzik perlahan] 560 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,720 Bagaimana dengan tempat awak? 561 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,440 Tempat saya pun ada budaya. 562 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,440 [berfikir sejenak] 563 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:12,640 [menjerit gembira] Saya dah ingat. 564 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:13,680 Begini. 565 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,760 - [muzik rancak] - [suara makhluk asing] 566 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:32,160 ♪ Cinta daku rasa ♪ 567 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:35,280 ♪ Berpaut teguh dalam jiwa ♪ 568 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:39,360 ♪ Gelora bara padamu, Kanda yang tercinta ♪ 569 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:43,040 ♪ Rentaknya hatiku bertanya ♪ 570 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:47,040 ♪ Ku bertanya ♪ 571 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:50,560 ♪ Dia dari mana ♪ 572 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,520 ♪ Hadirnya tak pernah ku duga ♪ 573 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:58,600 ♪ Bawa haruman warna cinta adinda ♪ 574 00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:02,440 ♪ Melayar kasih dikau ku puja ♪ 575 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:07,080 ♪ Melayar kasih dikau ku puja ♪ 576 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:24,840 ♪ Cinta yang daku rasa ini Semakin panas setiap hari ♪ 577 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,560 ♪ Tiap hari semakin panas ♪ 578 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,440 ♪ Rentaknya rasa jiwa ini ♪ 579 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:37,440 ♪ Siapa gerangan memikat hati ♪ 580 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,640 ♪ Bukan mimpi ♪ 581 00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:44,680 ♪ Seandainya telah daku pasti ♪ 582 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:48,200 ♪ Tenangnya hati tenang difikir ♪ 583 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:52,120 ♪ Tenang difikir ♪ 584 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,920 ♪ Tak perlu daku bertanya lagi ♪ 585 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,800 ♪ Tak perlu daku ternanti-nanti. 586 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:03,480 ♪ Rentak di hati ♪ 587 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,800 Di Bumi, 588 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,800 rupa manusia sama saja. 589 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:22,600 Tapi, kenapa 590 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:26,160 ada budaya, kepercayaan berbeza? 591 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,840 Itu yang menarik. Ada warna-warni. 592 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,920 Bagaimana 593 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,120 kalau, 594 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,600 apa yang awak suka, orang tak suka? 595 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:42,120 Apa yang awak percaya, orang kata salah? 596 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:47,480 Dalam warna, ada cerah, ada gelap. 597 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,960 [keliru] 598 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:52,000 Memang betul. 599 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,760 Di tempat saya, 600 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,880 kami hidup dengan satu kepercayaan. 601 00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:01,200 Satu budaya, satu peraturan. 602 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,360 Tapi itu pun masih ada yang tak puas hati. 603 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,760 Tamak. Saya yang jadi mangsanya. 604 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,040 Terperangkap di sini. 605 00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:17,080 Itu pun, nasib baik saya jumpa awak. 606 00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,600 [muzik perlahan] 607 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,680 [susah bernafas] 608 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,160 Kenapa, Agon? 609 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:45,080 Di dalam ini tadi, ia berdegup biasa. 610 00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:48,080 Berdegup biasa. 611 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,720 Tapi sekarang berdegup laju. 612 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,000 Berdegup laju. 613 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,160 Berdegup laju. 614 00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,120 - Jantung awak. - Jantung saya? 615 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:17,720 Maaf. 616 00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,120 Ini bukan budaya saya. 617 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,880 Saya pun. 618 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,840 Lagipun, awak bukan orang dunia ini. 619 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:30,840 Awak orang angkasa lepas. 620 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:33,880 Mustahil kita boleh… 621 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,960 Memang mustahil! 622 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,040 Memang mustahil! 623 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,720 Sekali pun boleh, 624 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,640 saya cuma minat dekat awak 625 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,920 sebab rupa awak macam Wan Zaman. 626 00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:51,280 Itu maknanya, 627 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,000 saya tak jujur minat pada awak. 628 00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:03,160 [keliru] 629 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,520 Sebenarnya, saya… 630 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:06,880 Bukan saya tak jujur. 631 00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:09,920 - Saya… - Tak apa. 632 00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:14,320 Lagi pun saya dah nak balik ke tempat saya. Di sana, 633 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,440 ramai yang memerlukan saya. 634 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,560 Bagaimana awak nak balik? 635 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:24,000 Ini saja harapan 636 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:28,040 untuk saya mendapat semula kapal saya. 637 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:32,640 Kalaulah di Bumi ada alat secanggih ini… 638 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,480 [bahasa Inggeris] Helo! Awak ingat orang Marikh saja yang pandai? 639 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:48,280 [bahasa Inggeris] Helo, Dina. 640 00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:51,160 Cuba teka siapa? 641 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:54,280 Apa? Mazlan? 642 00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:55,640 Mazlan mana pula? 643 00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:57,920 Itulah awak. Ramai sangat teman lelaki. 644 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,200 Sampai awak lupa pada saya. 645 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,880 Baru semalam kita berbual di Myspace. 646 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,680 [teruja] 647 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,160 Kenal pun. 648 00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:11,200 Ada filem baru di panggung wayang. Pelakonnya, Rosyam Nor. 649 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:12,280 Jom, saya belanja. 650 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,720 Nak belanja Dina mana pula? 651 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,880 Siti! Bila awak sampai? 652 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,720 Hei! Kenapa awak nak belanja saya guna duit dinar? 653 00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:25,280 Awak ingat ini Isketambola? 654 00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,640 Hei, semua urus niaga dalam Ringgit Malaysia, tahu! 655 00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:34,200 [menjerit marah] 656 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,600 Tak guna betul! Mari ikut abang. 657 00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:39,640 [menghela nafas] 658 00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:40,800 Siti. 659 00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:44,000 Ada ahli perniagaan dari Kaherah mencari abang. 660 00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,440 Dia nak buka kilang jus kurma tongkat ali. 661 00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,000 Tapi dia nak bayar guna duit dinar? 662 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,360 Tak masuk akal langsung. 663 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,040 Siti, kenapa awak datang sini? 664 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,200 Wan Zaman palsu itu dah balik atau belum? 665 00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:57,080 Itu yang buat Siti rimas. 666 00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,920 Ayah suka sangat dengan Agon. Tapi abang jangan bimbang. 667 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,240 Agon kata dia kena balik secepat mungkin. 668 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,800 Suruh dia balik lebih cepat lebih bagus. 669 00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,800 Beritahu dia jangan jadi tak malu. Duduk di rumah tunang orang. 670 00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,880 Siti, jom kita pergi tengok filem Rosyam Nor. 671 00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:12,760 Siti tak minat Rosyam Nor. Dia hero tua. 672 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,560 Itulah awak Siti. Hero tua itu bagus. 673 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,000 Buat apa dengan hero muda? Lemah. 674 00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,360 Bila berlakon, keras macam kayu. 675 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,880 Sebab itulah orang tak nak tengok filem Melayu. 676 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,120 Abang, daripada kita tengok wayang, 677 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:28,920 lebih baik kita duduk berbual di sini. 678 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,880 Itu lebih bagus. Lagipun, bukan selalu Siti datang rumah abang. 679 00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,080 Ya, betul juga. Ibu abang tak ada di rumah. 680 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,400 Mereka pergi KL. 681 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:37,920 Boleh kita… 682 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:38,880 [ketawa] 683 00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,680 - Tak boleh. Bulan depan baru boleh. - Bolehlah. 684 00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:44,800 Sabarlah. Abang tak nak buat air untuk Siti? 685 00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,160 Okey. Abang masuk sekejap. 686 00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:50,480 Abang buat air istimewa untuk Siti. 687 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,920 Tunggu kejap, ya. 688 00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,400 [muzik rancak] 689 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,120 [muzik rancak] 690 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:17,840 [Siti] Abang! Siti baru teringat. Baju di rumah belum basuh. Siti balik dulu. 691 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,560 Wahai jembalang tujuh petala langit! 692 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:26,040 Saya tahu awak berada di dalam! 693 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:30,160 Jangan ganggu anak cucu cicit saya! 694 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:33,400 Jangan! Jangan awak ganggu! 695 00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:36,400 Beritahu! 696 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:37,720 Beritahu! 697 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,360 Dia nak ayam golek! Ayam kampung! 698 00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:49,840 Ayam kampung! 699 00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:55,640 - Ada lagi! - Terkejut saya. 700 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,600 Dia nak karipap, kuih keria, 701 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:01,840 air batu campur, 702 00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,040 - laicikang! - Oh, terkejut! 703 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:09,680 [terkejut] 704 00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:10,840 Ada lagi! 705 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,440 Dia nak air basuh tangan, tisu… 706 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,120 [kapal bergerak] 707 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:20,960 [terkejut] 708 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:31,880 Okey. 709 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,680 [muzik rancak] 710 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:44,920 [bunyi bip] 711 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:49,160 Dia hidup balik! 712 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:51,680 Siapa hidup balik? 713 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:56,280 - Zoragon! - Zoragon hidup balik? 714 00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:58,880 Tapi bila masa pula dia mati? 715 00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:00,920 Awak diam. Jalan terus. 716 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,200 Okey. 717 00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:13,280 [bersorak] 718 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,800 [muzik sedih] 719 00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,280 [muzik mendebarkan] 720 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,080 [meronta] 721 00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,160 Kurang ajar! Awak memang kurang ajar! 722 00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:12,560 Awak datang tempat orang, nak cari masalah dengan saya. 723 00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,560 Abang Rosman! Kenapa ini? 724 00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,720 Saya dah kata, lelaki ini tak boleh dipercayai. 725 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,200 [Pak Seman] Hei! 726 00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:20,400 - Kenapa? - Apa lagi ini? 727 00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:22,120 Ibu, ayah! 728 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,080 Buaya yang ibu ayah bela ini, 729 00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,920 nak cabul kehormatan Siti. 730 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,760 Abang Rosman! Tak baik buat fitnah! 731 00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:31,600 Awak tidur, bagaimana awak tahu? 732 00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,000 Saya nampak dengan mata kepala saya sendiri. 733 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,920 Eh, Agon! 734 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,880 - Betulkah kamu nak apa-apakan anak saya? - Betulkah? 735 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:41,240 Menggelabah. Tengok! 736 00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:44,600 Dia menggelabah, tak tahu nak jawab. Memang niat dia jahat. 737 00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,520 - Saya pecahkan juga kepala dia. - Sabar! 738 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,800 Kamu pula. Kenapa datang rumah pak cik lewat malam begini? 739 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:52,520 Sebenarnya, telefon saya hilang. 740 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,480 Saya datang sini nak cari telefon saya. 741 00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,160 [terkejut] 742 00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,000 Ya Allah! 743 00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:02,960 Apa? 744 00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:05,360 Apa awak dah buat dekat telefon saya? 745 00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,080 Awak memang dah melampau. 746 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:12,280 Awak memang dah melampau. 747 00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,360 [Siti] Abang! Siti yang ambil telefon abang. 748 00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:16,280 Agon tak bersalah. 749 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:19,600 Hei! Awak diam. Awak memang gatal. 750 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:21,960 - Kenapa bela penyamun ini? - Abang pekakkah? 751 00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,920 Siti yang curi telefon abang. Kalau nak, serang saya saja. 752 00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:29,360 Ayah, ibu. Tengok! Dia suruh saya serang! 753 00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:30,840 Bolehkah? 754 00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:32,080 Apa kamu mengarut ini? 755 00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,640 Kenapa kamu ambil telefon dia? 756 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:36,520 Siti nak tolong saya. 757 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:40,480 Telefon itu saja harapan untuk saya tahu di mana kapal saya berada. 758 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:42,840 Sekarang, 759 00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,080 saya dah tahu di mana kapal saya. 760 00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,080 Saya boleh balik ke tempat saya. 761 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:48,440 Agon bekerja di kapal laut. 762 00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,120 Dia dah tertinggal kapal. 763 00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:53,600 Sebab itu dia kena telefon untuk cari kapal dia semula. 764 00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:56,840 Hei! Awak diam! Dia nak kerja di kapal, 765 00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:58,240 tongkang, 766 00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,440 kapal korek, itu hal dia. 767 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:03,240 Tapi kenapa dia relai telefon saya? 768 00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,560 Sekarang beri saya telefon ini. Awak ambil ini. 769 00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,880 Saya akan ganti telefon abang. 770 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:10,600 [menguap] 771 00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:13,600 Sekarang, semua dah selesai. Agon, mari kita tidur semula. 772 00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,240 Mari saya bawa awak ke bilik. 773 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,560 - Siti! - Dah hilang akalkah budak ini? 774 00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,120 [Rosman] Awak nak bawa dia ke mana? 775 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,560 Astaghfirullah, Siti. 776 00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,560 Siti hantar saja. 777 00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:27,280 Apa kamu nak lagi? 778 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,240 Ayam dah berkokok. Baliklah! 779 00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:33,480 Saya memang tak puas hati. 780 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,840 Sejak lelaki tak guna itu ada di sini, 781 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:40,280 keluarga ini buat tak endah pada saya. Saya bakal menantu. 782 00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:41,960 Kecil hati saya. 783 00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:43,440 [mengeluh] 784 00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,840 Kenapa pula dia nak berdrama malam begini? 785 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:47,920 [mengeluh] 786 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,160 Ibu, ayah. 787 00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,240 Saya tak peduli. 788 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,200 Pilih di antara dua, ibu. 789 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,480 Sama ada putuskan hubungan dengan wartawan palsu itu, 790 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,280 atau pun putuskan pertunangan kita. 791 00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:06,040 Hei, Siti! 792 00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:08,200 Dengar sini baik-baik. 793 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,720 Kata putus semua dari tangan awak. 794 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:14,360 Awak pilih lelaki itu atau saya? 795 00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:16,240 [menangis] 796 00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:21,640 Tak apa, Siti. Kalau awak tak nak jawab, tak apa. 797 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,320 Awak ingat saya tak ada maruah? 798 00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:29,040 Dengar, Siti. Saya akan putuskan pertunangan kita berdua 799 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:30,000 dengan satu talak. 800 00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:34,000 Faham! [bercakap mengarut] 801 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:35,680 [bercakap mengarut] 802 00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:38,360 - [menangis] - [bunyi genggam barang] 803 00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:39,480 Siti! 804 00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:41,560 [menangis] 805 00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:43,120 [bahasa Inggeris] Saya nak pergi dari sini. 806 00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:48,760 ♪ Bagaimana sampah terbuang ♪ 807 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:54,120 ♪ Begitulah penderitaanku ♪ 808 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,200 [menangis] 809 00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,840 Sampai hati Siti buat saya begini. 810 00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:05,640 Tak apa, Siti. Hari ini hari saya. 811 00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:07,800 Esok hari awak, baru awak tahu. 812 00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,600 Apa benda pula ini? 813 00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:15,920 Siapa ini? 814 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,200 [bunyi bip] 815 00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:20,440 Apa? 816 00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:23,200 Peliknya telefon ini. 817 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,320 [bunyi bip] 818 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,720 Dia hidup balik. 819 00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,040 Hidup balik? Bila masa pula dia mati lagi? 820 00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:35,960 Dia dah semakin dekat. Sikit lagi. 821 00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:38,320 [Zoragas] Dah dekat sangat ini. 822 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:41,440 [Zolidia] Mana, Jeneral? 823 00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,320 - Mana? - Bagaimana ini? Dah makin jauh. 824 00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,720 - Dia dah makin jauh. - Jauh? 825 00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:48,880 - Belakang! - Belakang? 826 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,480 - Ada apa di belakang? - Dekat belakang, bodoh! 827 00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:53,560 [muzik mendebarkan] 828 01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:15,080 Hei! Kurang ajar! 829 01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:17,280 Samseng mana nak tunjuk lagak dalam kampung saya! 830 01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,840 Memang tepat pada masanya. Keluar! 831 01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,480 Hei! Saya dah lama tak pukul orang! 832 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:36,720 Hei! Saya tengok awak 833 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:40,920 nampak pelik saja. Awak ini Men in Black atau kumpulan MX3? 834 01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:44,840 Sekarang awak dah tak boleh lari daripada saya. Beri saya tabung itu. 835 01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:47,440 Tabung apa? Apa awak cakap ini? 836 01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:49,560 Tabung apa? 837 01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:53,000 Saya ada tabung ayam. Tapi dah lama saya pecahkan. 838 01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:54,880 [menjerit] 839 01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:08,160 Hei! Kenapa awak begini dekat saya? 840 01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:09,760 [bermain bibir] 841 01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:10,720 Jeneral. 842 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,200 Ini bukan Zoragon. 843 01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:17,280 Alamak, nenek kebayan jantan. 844 01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:20,360 [ketakutan] 845 01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:35,160 Siapa yang mengacau di waktu pagi begini? 846 01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,360 Kalau ya pun nak berubat… 847 01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:45,040 Saya Wan Zaman. Ini pembantu saya, Siti. Nak temu ramah Wak Kernal yang terkenal. 848 01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:48,760 Saya memang terkenal. 849 01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:52,720 Bukan saja di Malaysia, malah di Asia Pasifik juga. 850 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:55,600 Minggu depan saya akan berangkat ke Jepun. 851 01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:57,040 Wak berubat di sana? 852 01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:00,880 Tak, bukan untuk berubat. Saya nak ke festival filem di sana. 853 01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,960 Ada penerbit filem, 854 01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:04,880 nak menceritakan sejarah hidup saya. 855 01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:07,120 Di mana kapalnya, Wak? 856 01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,840 - Kapal apa? - Maksud Encik Zaman, 857 01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:12,840 sarang jembalang. Di mana Wak simpan? 858 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,000 [menjerit] 859 01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:24,440 Benda ini berbahaya. Kamu berdua nak tahu? 860 01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:28,400 Semalam benda ini bergerak sendiri. 861 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,400 Ini bermakna, 862 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,160 ada jembalang di dalamnya. 863 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,760 - Mana ada! - Betul, tak ada! 864 01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:39,040 Tiada siapa boleh menghapuskan jembalang selain daripada Wak Kernal. 865 01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,480 [bunyi meminta diam] 866 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:46,040 Diam! Dia dah datang. 867 01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:48,400 - Siapa? - Jembalang. 868 01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:52,080 Mari rakam cepat. 869 01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:55,080 Rakam! 870 01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,480 Wahai jembalang! 871 01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:01,000 Saya tahu dari mana asal-usul awak. 872 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,880 Marilah bersemuka dengan saya. 873 01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:06,360 Hei! Tukar sudut. 874 01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:08,720 Saya tak nampak awak. Awak pendek sangat. Ke sini. 875 01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:13,120 Menjelmalah wahai jembalang. 876 01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:17,600 Saya tahu dari mana asal-usul awak. 877 01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:20,600 Jangan cuba nak berlawan dengan saya. 878 01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:24,760 Jangan! Tukar sudut. Cepat. Tak nampak. 879 01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:28,480 Masuk! 880 01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:31,280 Di mana Wan Zaman? 881 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,760 [mengerang] 882 01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:36,840 [muzik mendebarkan] 883 01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:48,720 [bunyi bip] 884 01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:09,880 [terkejut] 885 01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:18,840 Hei, Zoragon! Berani awak pecah tradisi. 886 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:22,640 Mengikut akta zon pantang larang UFO terhempas, 887 01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:25,080 sepatutnya awak terhempas di negara orang putih. 888 01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:26,720 Kenapa awak terhempas di Malaysia? 889 01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:29,160 Hei, Siti! 890 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,040 Awak berkawan dengan siapa? 891 01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:33,360 Hei! Itu semua jembalang, tahu tak? 892 01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:35,480 Hei! Jembalang apa pula? 893 01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:38,000 Mereka itu makhluk asing. Itulah awak. 894 01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:39,920 Tak tonton filem X-files. Bagaimana awak nak tahu? 895 01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:42,640 Jeneral Zoragas! 896 01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:44,840 Mereka tak ada kaitan dengan kita. Lepaskan mereka. 897 01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:48,960 [bahasa Inggeris] Okey. 898 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,560 [terkejut] Okey? 899 01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:57,120 Tunggu apa lagi? Saya dah lepaskan kamu. Pergilah! 900 01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:59,920 Hei, tak akan dia lepaskan begitu saja? 901 01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:03,600 Baguslah begitu. Siti! 902 01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:06,440 Semua dah okey, jom pergi. Cepat. 903 01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:09,320 - Assalamualaikum. - Waalaikumsalam. 904 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:10,600 - Tumpang lalu. - Ya. 905 01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:13,640 Encik. 906 01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:16,240 Saya nak telefon saya semula. 907 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:18,600 Siti! Jom kita balik. 908 01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:21,080 Jom kita balik! 909 01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:24,480 Tak mungkin dia lepaskan kita begitu saja. 910 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:28,920 Hei, Siti. Awak perempuan. Tak boleh masuk campur dalam hal ini. 911 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,840 Ini semua urusan lelaki. 912 01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:32,000 Sudah! Jom balik. 913 01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:33,440 [meronta] 914 01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,600 Agon! Apa dia akan buat selepas ini? 915 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000 Mereka nak ugut pemerintah Marikh. 916 01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:45,560 Mereka nak guna tabung tenaga untuk letupkan Bumi. 917 01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:46,920 [terkejut] 918 01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:52,880 Encik Jeneral, saya bukan nak kritik kerja awak. 919 01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:54,640 Kerja awak memang bagus. 920 01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:57,720 Kalau awak letupkan Bumi, kami semua nak tinggal di mana? 921 01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:00,960 [senyum] 922 01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:02,480 Ya, betul juga. 923 01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:03,680 [terkejut] 924 01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:06,400 - Astaghfirullah. - Saya akan buat 925 01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:08,280 kos rumah rendah di bulan. 926 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:11,040 Bagus! Siti, jom balik. 927 01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:13,000 Kita akan dapat rumah baru. Selesai. 928 01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:14,560 Semua dah selesai. 929 01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:18,160 Hei! Tak ada orang tinggal di bulan. 930 01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:20,280 Kenapa dengan awak? 931 01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:23,760 Tuan, jangan bunuh kami. 932 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:26,200 Saya nak hidup lagi. Saya belum kahwin. 933 01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:29,600 [ketakutan] 934 01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:32,520 [Rosman] Janganlah. 935 01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:44,200 [muzik rancak] 936 01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,640 Setahu saya, dari dulu sampai sekarang, 937 01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:17,080 manusia buat macam-macam untuk hancurkan sesama sendiri. 938 01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:20,640 Sekarang, saya akan tolong, 939 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:23,280 hancurkan semua. 940 01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:24,680 [ketawa] 941 01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:28,240 Konon nak beri mesej kepada kita. 942 01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:32,880 Jeneral, kenapa awak jahat sangat? 943 01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:36,760 Harta, pangkat dan kuasa itu, langsung tak bermakna. 944 01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:38,160 Betul tak? 945 01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:40,240 [bersiul] 946 01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:46,480 Mari kita bincang. Tak elok kalau kita sesama makhluk asing bergaduh. 947 01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:49,720 Boleh. Dalam mimpi! 948 01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:52,040 Sekarang, saya akan hapuskan planet ini. 949 01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:54,480 Zolidia, hapuskan kapal ini. 950 01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,840 [kapal bergerak] 951 01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:01,600 [terkejut] Jeneral! 952 01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:10,400 Zoragon, saya tahu awak suka perempuan ini. Buang senjata awak. 953 01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:17,000 Hei! Jangan buang masa. Tembak saja dia. 954 01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:19,399 Tembak! 955 01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:20,720 [meronta] 956 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:23,520 Hei, kalau awak tak nak, biar saya yang tembak. 957 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,319 Tembak sajalah! 958 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:31,800 Awak tembaklah sendiri. 959 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:37,439 Zoragon, sekarang awak boleh tembak saya, 960 01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:40,279 perempuan ini dan selamatkan Bumi dan Marikh. 961 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,319 Apa lagi awak tunggu? 962 01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:47,359 Agon! Tembak saja! 963 01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:52,800 [marah] 964 01:08:53,439 --> 01:08:55,880 - Kenapa awak tak tembak? - Bagaimana saya nak tembak? 965 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:59,399 Saya dah bertukar jadi manusia macam kamu semua. 966 01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:00,920 Saya ada macam-macam perasaan. 967 01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:04,160 Kalau saya tembak, saya akan tembak Siti sekali. 968 01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:05,880 Kita semua akan selamat. 969 01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:10,200 Tapi saya akan menyesal seumur hidup sebab saya tembak orang yang saya sayang. 970 01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:12,279 [muzik perlahan] 971 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,000 Tak guna. 972 01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:18,520 [marah] Bodoh! 973 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,520 [cakap mengarut] 974 01:09:25,279 --> 01:09:26,279 [cakap mengarut] 975 01:09:26,359 --> 01:09:27,840 [bunyi kapal] 976 01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:42,920 Di mana si tak guna itu? 977 01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:45,680 [Zoragon] Di mana Siti? 978 01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:55,800 [suara orang bisu] 979 01:09:58,520 --> 01:09:59,480 [suara orang bisu] 980 01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:01,560 [muzik cemas] 981 01:10:20,440 --> 01:10:22,200 - [meronta] Keluar! - [mendengus] 982 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:27,160 Sakitlah! 983 01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:30,560 [meronta] 984 01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:37,440 Lepas! 985 01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:39,920 Masuk! 986 01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:43,520 Awak nak bawa saya ke mana? 987 01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:51,280 [bunyi kapal] 988 01:10:57,240 --> 01:10:58,600 Ketua pemerintah Marikh. 989 01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:01,840 Jeneral Zoragas nak buat pengumuman. 990 01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:05,000 [suara makhluk asing] 991 01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:07,960 Tabung tenaga akan berada di tangan saya. 992 01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:10,000 Saya akan hancurkan Bumi 993 01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:13,600 supaya awak dan orang Marikh saksikan sendiri 994 01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:14,720 kuasa saya! 995 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:16,600 [ketawa] 996 01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:31,880 Rupanya tabung awak jatuh di sini. 997 01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:35,720 Bagaimana rupa tabung itu? Ada rupa macam Tabung Haji? 998 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:45,120 Walaupun spesis awak akan pupus tak lama lagi, 999 01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:47,600 saya akan beri awak peluang untuk hidup. 1000 01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:50,120 Awak boleh tinggal di Marikh, kalau awak nak. 1001 01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:58,360 Awak boleh ubah rupa awak jadi orang Marikh, kalau awak nak. 1002 01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:05,440 Demi menyelamatkan manusia, lebih baik saya dapatkan tabung itu. 1003 01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:07,520 Mat Top! Apa lagi? Cepat terjun ke sungai. 1004 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:09,560 Hei! Orang tua ini merepek saja. 1005 01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:17,000 Hei, Zoragon! Pistol awak boleh tembak kapal itu? 1006 01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:22,600 Kenapa tak tembak? Tembak sajalah. 1007 01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:26,880 Saya tahu awak gilakan tunang saya. Gunalah otak awak. 1008 01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:29,920 Disebabkan dia seorang, berbilion orang akan mati. 1009 01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:33,400 Okey. Tembaklah! 1010 01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:35,720 Saya tak nak. Nanti dia tembak saya balik. 1011 01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:39,240 Tepilah. Kalau tak nak, biar saya yang tembak. 1012 01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:42,560 Hei! Tak perlu. Nah! 1013 01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:59,400 [menangis] 1014 01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:04,280 [bunyi kapal] 1015 01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:17,400 [bersenandung] 1016 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,280 Tunggu! 1017 01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:24,200 Tunggu! 1018 01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:36,200 [Zoragon] Jeneral Zoragas. Tahniah kerana berjaya mendapat tabung tenaga. 1019 01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:45,000 Zoragon, awak tak perlu buat baik dengan saya. 1020 01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:47,200 Saya nasihatkan, 1021 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:51,240 awak berseronok sepuas hati dengan kawan-kawan manusia awak itu. 1022 01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:53,000 Sebelum kamu semua, boom! 1023 01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:53,920 [ketawa] 1024 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,120 Jeneral! 1025 01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:58,400 Saya tak takut mati di tangan awak. 1026 01:13:58,480 --> 01:14:02,800 Saya cuma takut dibaham mati oleh marang prapu kepunden parang skepper. 1027 01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:08,320 Hei! Kalau di Marikh, marang prapu seekor saja boleh takutkan kita. 1028 01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:12,160 Tapi di Bumi, ada berjuta, beribu, ada yang kecil, ada yang besar. 1029 01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:16,160 Saya lebih rela mati 1030 01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:17,320 daripada tinggal di Bumi. 1031 01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:20,480 - Hei! Apa yang awak merapu ini? Gila? - Diam! 1032 01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:24,240 Nasib awaklah, Zoragon. 1033 01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:27,120 [Zoragon] Di Bumi, di mana-mana pun ada marang prapu. 1034 01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:30,360 Saya takut. Seekor dah termasuk dalam kapal jeneral. 1035 01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:32,400 Di mana? 1036 01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:36,040 Awak nak tipu saya? 1037 01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:38,880 [Zoragon] Jangan terlalu yakin, jeneral. Jangan-jangan, 1038 01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:41,200 ada marang prapu paling besar duduk di sebelah jeneral. 1039 01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:42,640 Betul tak, Siti? 1040 01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:50,720 [meronta] 1041 01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:52,800 [meronta] 1042 01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:56,120 [muzik lucu] 1043 01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:15,320 Siti! 1044 01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:18,080 Siti! 1045 01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:19,560 Siti! 1046 01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:24,880 Siti! 1047 01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:29,080 [bunyi ngauman] 1048 01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:48,200 [meronta] 1049 01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:49,400 Siti! 1050 01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:01,800 [batuk] 1051 01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:09,400 Siti! 1052 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:14,880 [terkejut] 1053 01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:21,200 Hei! Di mana makhluk asing itu? 1054 01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:24,920 - Dia dah tak ada. - Dia ke mana? 1055 01:16:26,480 --> 01:16:28,800 Dia terus hilang dan ghaib. 1056 01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:30,640 Jangan takut semua. 1057 01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:33,800 Dia tak akan kacau kita lagi. 1058 01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:40,000 [Siti] Agon. Ini yang awak nak, bukan? 1059 01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:45,080 Masalahnya, 1060 01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:47,880 bagaimana saya nak hantar tabung tenaga ini balik ke Marikh? 1061 01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:50,360 Pesawat yang ada di sini, 1062 01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:54,800 semuanya dah rosak. Alat gantinya tak ada dijual di sini. 1063 01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:57,360 - Ia cuma ada di Marikh. - Sabar. Begini. 1064 01:16:57,440 --> 01:17:00,040 Saya ada satu idea. Tak lama lagi, 1065 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:01,960 orang kita akan terpilih menjadi angkasawan. 1066 01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:04,000 Waktu itu, awak cuba buat permohonan. 1067 01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:07,720 Mereka ke bulan naik roket. Awak tumpang mereka. 1068 01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:10,880 Bila awak tumpang, awak singgah sekejap di bulan. 1069 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:13,080 Sesiapa yang nak ke planet Maghrib… 1070 01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:14,840 - Marikh. - Apa sajalah. 1071 01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:17,600 Habis cerita. Bagaimana? Bagus? 1072 01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:20,000 Karut! 1073 01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,200 Saya boleh tolong awak. 1074 01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:24,960 Saya akan dapatkan ayah jin 1075 01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:27,360 untuk hantar awak balik. 1076 01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:29,720 Kalau ayah jin sibuk, 1077 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:31,880 - saya akan carikan datuk jin - [bunyi bip] 1078 01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:34,160 untuk hantar awak balik. 1079 01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:36,440 Helo? 1080 01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:37,720 Zoragon di sini. 1081 01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:40,960 Siapa di sana? 1082 01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:43,520 Saya okey. 1083 01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:46,080 Tabung tenaga pun selamat. Ada pada saya sekarang. 1084 01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:49,600 Cuma saya kena tunggu roket 1085 01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:51,720 dari Bumi untuk balik ke Marikh. 1086 01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:53,000 [suara makhluk asing] 1087 01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:54,720 Bila roket itu nak berlepas? 1088 01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:57,080 Bagaimana ya? 1089 01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:00,280 - [bunyi kapal] - [terkejut] 1090 01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:27,160 [muzik rancak] 1091 01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:54,000 Saya kena balik sekarang. 1092 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:06,600 Hei! Apa itu? 1093 01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:13,680 Cecair ini akan menukar diri saya ke rupa yang asal. 1094 01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:15,040 [terkejut] 1095 01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:17,200 Jadi orang pendek macam mereka? 1096 01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:18,840 Apa saja yang saya mahu. 1097 01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:21,120 Siti. 1098 01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:25,000 [Zoragon] Terima kasih kerana banyak membantu saya. Saya harap Siti, 1099 01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:27,640 akan terus berbahagia bersama Rosman. 1100 01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:40,320 [menangis] 1101 01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:47,600 Siti masih boleh ikut saya balik ke Marikh. 1102 01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:50,520 Siti jangan takut. Di sana nanti, saya akan bawa Siti, 1103 01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:53,720 berjalan-jalan di planet yang ada di atas sana. 1104 01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:57,320 Selepas itu, kita boleh bermain-main dekat asteroid. 1105 01:19:57,400 --> 01:19:59,040 Tapi, 1106 01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:01,480 Siti kena ubah diri jadi orang Marikh. 1107 01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:03,800 Orang Marikh cuma ada dua perasaan. 1108 01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:09,200 Siti tak nak perasaan sayang kita hilang. 1109 01:20:10,480 --> 01:20:12,240 Biarlah Siti di sini. 1110 01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:14,880 Siti nak simpan perasaan sayang itu 1111 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,720 untuk selama-lamanya. 1112 01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:29,720 Hei! Sudahlah! 1113 01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:31,680 Jangan buang masa. Semua tahu, 1114 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:34,720 awak tak kan suntik benda ini. [cakap mengarut] 1115 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:39,000 [bunyi trompet] 1116 01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:42,200 Rosman, cakap Melayu saja. Mereka faham. 1117 01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:45,560 Yakah? Encik makhluk asing. 1118 01:20:46,440 --> 01:20:47,560 Beginilah. 1119 01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:50,800 Biarlah Zoragon tinggal di sini dengan kami. 1120 01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:53,840 Lagipun, tunang saya dah suka dekat dia. 1121 01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:56,360 Encik dah dapat tabung tenaga. 1122 01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:58,280 [bahasa Inggeris] Apa pendapat encik? 1123 01:21:00,680 --> 01:21:04,040 [suara makhluk asing] 1124 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:08,760 Apa mereka cakap? 1125 01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:11,520 Dia kata awak orang yang baik. 1126 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:13,600 [senyum] dan 1127 01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:15,560 dia nak satukan awak dengan anak dia. 1128 01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:16,880 [terkejut] 1129 01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:19,480 [muzik gembira] Tak nak. Pelik sangat. 1130 01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:24,680 Saya dibenarkan tinggal di Bumi. 1131 01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:28,760 [ketawa] 1132 01:21:30,280 --> 01:21:32,480 [suara makhluk asing] 1133 01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:41,960 [muzik rancak] 1134 01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:49,920 Mat Top, awak nak ke mana? 1135 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:52,000 [bunyi kapal] 1136 01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:08,760 Apa saya nak cakap dekat ibu Mat Top? 1137 01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:11,200 - Aduhai. - Zoragon. 1138 01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:15,840 Selamat menjadi warga Bumi dan saya ucapkan kamu berdua bahagia. 1139 01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:16,840 [ketawa] 1140 01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:22,320 Saya rasa awak ada tanggungjawab yang besar dan lebih berat. 1141 01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:25,360 - Awak kena ajar saya semuanya. - Itu bukan masalah. 1142 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:28,560 Tapi, perkara pertama yang saya nak tanya, awak dah bersunat? 1143 01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:31,320 [keliru] 1144 01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:35,880 [tak percaya] 1145 01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:42,720 Apa yang telah terjadi dekat makhluk asing jahat itu? 1146 01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:52,200 Dia kata, kalau suntik benda ini, boleh jadi macam-macam rupa. 1147 01:22:55,920 --> 01:22:58,200 [lega] 1148 01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:00,280 - [muzik rancak] - [menjerit] 1149 01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:14,760 [muzik tradisional] 1150 01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:19,160 Sekarang cakap dengan Wak, kamu nak jadi apa? 1151 01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:21,160 Jadi cantik? Ayu? 1152 01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:23,640 Mahu jadi muda remaja? Kamu cakap saja. 1153 01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:26,680 - Bolehkah Wak? - Kenapa pula tak boleh? 1154 01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:30,160 Kamu tak pernah dengar nama Wak Kernal, tabib terkenal? 1155 01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:34,040 Kenal, Wak. Tapi orang cakap, Wak ada bela jembalang. 1156 01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:36,280 Saya tak ada bela jembalang! 1157 01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:38,000 Jangan percaya semua itu. Tahayul! 1158 01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:41,120 Kalau kamu percaya, berdosa. Kamu tahu tak? 1159 01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:45,800 Sekarang niat dalam hati, bagaimana rupa yang kamu mahu. 1160 01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:47,360 Apa ini, Wak? 1161 01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:51,240 [muzik rancak] 1162 01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:52,320 Apa ini? 1163 01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:53,920 Aziz, bawa dia masuk ke dalam. 1164 01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,000 [meronta] 1165 01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:04,440 Rawatan yang Wak guna ialah kaedah terkini dari angkasa lepas. 1166 01:24:04,520 --> 01:24:07,520 Tiada orang yang guna kaedah terkini 1167 01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:08,960 seperti Wak. 1168 01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:18,600 Tengok. Dulu orang ini sangat tua. 1169 01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:20,680 Sekarang dah jadi muda remaja. 1170 01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:22,880 Ya? Puas hati? 1171 01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:24,920 Ya. 1172 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:27,120 Mana pengerasnya? 1173 01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:29,560 - Berapa pengerasnya? - Seribu ringgit. 1174 01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:31,920 Mahalnya. Di mana saya nak dapat duit sebanyak itu? 1175 01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:34,280 Kalau tak boleh bayar, sebagai penggantinya, 1176 01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:36,000 jadi isteri saya yang keempat. 1177 01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:38,720 Aziz, bawa masuk dalam. Seterusnya! 1178 01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:41,440 - [bersorak] - [muzik rancak] 1179 01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:05,280 - Tak guna! Mata awak buta? - Kenapa awak langgar kereta saya? 1180 01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:08,640 Kereta saya besar begini, awak tak nampak? 1181 01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:10,960 Memang tak guna betullah awak ini. 1182 01:25:11,040 --> 01:25:13,640 - [tergagap] - Apa dia? 1183 01:25:13,720 --> 01:25:16,520 Di mana mata awak? Di punggungkah? 1184 01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:19,720 Awak kenal siapa saya? Saya Rosyam Nor. 1185 01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:22,240 Hero nombor satu Malaysia. 1186 01:25:22,320 --> 01:25:23,240 Satu! 1187 01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:26,840 Hei! 1188 01:25:29,120 --> 01:25:30,080 Siapa awak? 1189 01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:33,720 - Ini siapa? - Saya rasa macam pernah tengok muka awak. 1190 01:25:34,440 --> 01:25:36,160 - Saya Rosyam Nor. - Apa? 1191 01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:40,880 Rosyam Nor? Tak perlu nak tipu. 1192 01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:42,720 - Jangan nak menyamar. - Muka dia macam saya. 1193 01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:47,000 Pergi balik dan cermin muka awak dulu. Faham tak? 1194 01:25:47,080 --> 01:25:50,000 Jom kita balik. 1195 01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:52,120 Hei! Masuk cepat. 1196 01:25:52,920 --> 01:25:56,320 Jumpa awak di mahkamah. Tak guna. Awak tahu! 1197 01:25:58,040 --> 01:25:59,640 [Rosman] Kurang ajar betul dia. 1198 01:26:00,480 --> 01:26:03,760 Patutkah dia mengaku dengan saya, dia Rosyam Nor? 1199 01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:07,640 Sekali saya lenjan dia, baru bertabur berlari ke langit. 1200 01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:09,600 Baru dia menjerit satu KL. 1201 01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:13,840 Tahu tak? Abang pun gengster juga. 1202 01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:17,080 Dia tak tahu yang abang pun Castello juga. 1203 01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:19,000 Pegang saya! 1204 01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:22,160 Abang, janganlah. Sabar. 1205 01:26:22,240 --> 01:26:25,600 Nasib baik kamu sabarkan saya. 1206 01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:29,440 Nasib baik ada adik-adik cantik ini. Ada Laila, Isabella. 1207 01:26:29,520 --> 01:26:32,080 Ada Diana. 1208 01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:33,720 Abang, marilah pergi. 1209 01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:35,160 [ketawa] 1210 01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:36,680 Ini. 1211 01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:39,560 Abang bawa kamu semua pergi tempat penggambaran, nak? 1212 01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:41,520 Kita pergi ke penggambaran Senario XX. 1213 01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:45,200 - Nak. - Di sana ada ramai artis. 1214 01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:47,920 - Chef Wan ada? - Tapi kamu kena dengar cakap abang. 1215 01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:52,080 Dah sampai nanti, jangan nak buat baik dengan pekerja di sana. Mereka itu buaya. 1216 01:26:52,160 --> 01:26:53,600 - Tahu. - Okey? 1217 01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:55,080 [bunyi trompet] 1218 01:26:56,720 --> 01:26:59,480 - [muzik rancak] - Selamat tinggal. 1219 01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:07,800 [muzik perlahan] 1220 01:27:24,160 --> 01:27:27,720 Awak nak apa? Dah tinggi, tampan, 1221 01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:30,600 kacak, gagah. Apa awak nak? 1222 01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:34,720 [berbisik] 1223 01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:38,520 Suka hati awaklah. Mana pengerasnya? 1224 01:27:46,560 --> 01:27:47,440 Pegang. 1225 01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:50,640 Alamak. 1226 01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:57,720 [berdecit] 1227 01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:02,720 - [meronta] - [muzik rancak] 1228 01:28:08,080 --> 01:28:10,680 Stok kita dah tak ada. 1229 01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:12,040 Tinggal dua saja. 1230 01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:15,200 Cari lagi dua orang. Orang lain awak suruh datang minggu depan. 1231 01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:17,080 - Boleh. - Pergi! 1232 01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:22,200 Hodoh. Mana pengerasnya? 1233 01:28:23,200 --> 01:28:25,440 - Dah bayar tadi. - Bila? 1234 01:28:26,440 --> 01:28:28,640 - Itu! - Sudah, pergi! 1235 01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:33,000 Siapa nak berlakon filem saya? 1236 01:28:43,320 --> 01:28:45,280 Helo? 1237 01:28:46,160 --> 01:28:48,840 Tuan planet Marikh? Orang Bumi nak cakap. 1238 01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:52,360 [bunyi makhluk asing] 1239 01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:53,400 [suara orang bisu] 1240 01:28:53,480 --> 01:28:56,280 Wah, Mat Top. Apa khabar? 1241 01:28:56,360 --> 01:28:58,640 Baik. 1242 01:28:59,360 --> 01:29:01,960 Makin kacak duduk di planet Marikh, ya. 1243 01:29:02,040 --> 01:29:05,160 [Mat Top] Wak, saya di sini bukan setakat boleh bercakap dan mendengar. 1244 01:29:05,240 --> 01:29:06,640 Menyanyi pun boleh. 1245 01:29:06,720 --> 01:29:08,560 - [suara makhluk asing] - [muzik rancak] 1246 01:29:16,160 --> 01:29:18,640 Sudahlah, Mat Top. 1247 01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:21,200 Ingat. Awak dah jadi orang planet Marikh. 1248 01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:24,120 Sembahyang jangan lupa. Saya nak minta tolong awak. 1249 01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:26,960 Stok saya dah hampir habis. Bila nak hantar stok baru? 1250 01:29:27,520 --> 01:29:29,880 Minggu lepas saya hantar, dah habis? Tak apa. 1251 01:29:29,960 --> 01:29:32,320 Minggu depan mereka nak bawa saya pergi planet monyet. 1252 01:29:32,400 --> 01:29:34,560 Saya akan hantar stok baru untuk Wak. Tunggu! 1253 01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:35,600 [terkejut] 1254 01:29:35,680 --> 01:29:39,920 ♪ Tak percaya itu tahayul semuanya ♪ 1255 01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:45,320 ♪ Ilusi khayalan Bersembunyi di alam nyata ♪ 1256 01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:51,080 [bunyi kapal] 1257 01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:57,680 ♪ Jangan terkejut yang ghaib-ghaib Itu ada ♪ 1258 01:29:57,760 --> 01:30:01,360 ♪ Kalau tak jembalang ♪ 1259 01:30:01,440 --> 01:30:03,520 ♪ Keluarga jin mesti ada ♪ 1260 01:30:04,160 --> 01:30:06,520 Apa itu, abang? 1261 01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:15,920 ♪ Dia boleh bertukar wajah Boleh berubah suara ♪ 1262 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:20,400 ♪ Ini bukan cerita hantu Pontianak, polong ♪ 1263 01:30:20,480 --> 01:30:24,480 ♪ Siang hari pun dia ada Malam hari boleh membuta ♪ 1264 01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:28,840 ♪ Jaga-jaga minyak petrol Boleh ditelannya ♪ 1265 01:30:29,400 --> 01:30:33,600 ♪ Dia boleh bertukar wajah boleh Berubah suara ♪ 1266 01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:38,000 ♪ Ini bukan cerita hantu Pontianak, polong ♪ 1267 01:30:38,080 --> 01:30:42,520 ♪ Siang hari pun dia ada Malam hari boleh membuta ♪ 1268 01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:46,600 ♪ Jaga-jaga minyak petrol Boleh ditelannya ♪ 1269 01:30:49,680 --> 01:30:54,640 Di kampung ayah, ada seekor raksasa, memang menakutkan. 1270 01:30:54,720 --> 01:30:59,320 Namanya, marang prapu kepunden parang skepper. 1271 01:30:59,400 --> 01:31:00,440 [terkejut] 1272 01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:02,120 Matanya besar! 1273 01:31:02,200 --> 01:31:03,320 [terkejut] 1274 01:31:03,400 --> 01:31:05,240 Telinganya besar! 1275 01:31:05,320 --> 01:31:06,720 [terkejut] 1276 01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:08,240 Hidungnya besar! 1277 01:31:08,320 --> 01:31:09,160 [bermain bibir] 1278 01:31:09,240 --> 01:31:10,920 Memang mengerikan. 1279 01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:12,040 - [kucing mengiau] - [terkejut] 1280 01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:14,120 [ketawa] 1281 01:31:25,960 --> 01:31:29,960 ♪ Cinta daku rasa ♪ 1282 01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:33,320 ♪ Berpaut teguh dalam jiwa ♪ 1283 01:31:33,400 --> 01:31:37,440 ♪ Gelora bara padamu kanda yang tercinta ♪ 1284 01:31:37,520 --> 01:31:42,080 ♪ Rentaknya hatiku bertanya ♪ 1285 01:31:42,160 --> 01:31:45,120 ♪ Ku bertanya ♪ 1286 01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:49,160 ♪ Dia dari mana ♪ 1287 01:31:49,240 --> 01:31:52,560 ♪ Hadirnya tak pernah ku duga ♪ 1288 01:31:52,640 --> 01:31:56,640 ♪ Bawa haruman warna cinta adinda ♪ 1289 01:31:56,720 --> 01:32:00,440 ♪ Melayar kasih dikau ku puja ♪ 1290 01:32:00,520 --> 01:32:05,520 ♪ Melayar kasih dikau ku puja ♪ 1291 01:32:16,280 --> 01:32:22,160 ♪ Cinta yang daku rasa ini Semakin panas setiap hari ♪ 1292 01:32:22,240 --> 01:32:27,720 ♪ Tiap hari semakin panas Tiap malam mencari kipas ♪ 1293 01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:30,680 ♪ Rentaknya rasa jiwa ini ♪ 1294 01:32:30,760 --> 01:32:35,080 ♪ Siapa gerangan memikat hati ♪ 1295 01:32:35,160 --> 01:32:38,560 ♪ Bukan mimpi ♪ 1296 01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:42,480 ♪ Seandainya telah daku pasti ♪ 1297 01:32:42,560 --> 01:32:46,240 ♪ Tenangnya hati, tenang difikir ♪ 1298 01:32:46,320 --> 01:32:50,080 ♪ Tenang difikir ♪ 1299 01:32:50,160 --> 01:32:54,240 ♪ Tak perlu daku bertanya lagi ♪ 1300 01:32:54,320 --> 01:32:57,840 ♪ Tak perlu daku ternanti-nanti ♪ 1301 01:32:57,920 --> 01:33:01,720 ♪ Rentak di hati ♪