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You are an important adult
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with an impressive life.
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Maybe I should return to clowning,
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you know, as a, as a hobby.
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I'll change this into a
housewarming party, honey.
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Well, if there's no wedding,
there's no wedding gift.
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You'd be getting in
on the ground floor
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of a really great investment.
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Especially in seven to
nine years from now,
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when the bullet train's completed.
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Oh.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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All right, Lynn,
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you ready to get this thing rolling?
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To whom it may concern,
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if you find yourself in
receipt of this letter,
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you are in ownership
of property or acreage
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along the official route
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of California's new
high-speed rail system.
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Please find the enclosed map
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illustrating the state-sanctioned
land seizures
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required to execute this project.
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You will be compensated
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for your property at
competitive market pricing.
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I'm the captain of my own ship...
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Chip?
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God.
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Hey, Marcus.
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You scared me.
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I just need you to sign right there.
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Yes, sir. Um...
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I don't have a ship.
I was just doing affirmation stuff.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah. Thank you.
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"You are in ownership of property
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"along the official
route of California's
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new high-speed rail system."
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What?
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"You will be compensated
for your property
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at competitive market pricing."
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Oh, God.
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Oh, can you believe all this?
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It happened during
our housewarming party.
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You know, my son did it.
He's a loose cannon.
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You must think we're all lunatics.
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No, you'd be surprised.
I see this quite often.
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- You're kidding.
- Hello!
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Back here!
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Grandma!
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I was ringing the doorbell.
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Oh, honey, you can't hear it back here.
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This is Craig, honey. He's trying
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to get your dad's golf
cart out of the pool.
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No, you should leave it in.
It looks cool.
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You know, I thought about it,
but honey, the rust.
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Mm-mm.
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Anyway, are you ready for our interview?
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Of course. Is it gonna be like
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- my Channel 9 interview?
- Kind of.
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I have this list of questions
I'm supposed to ask you
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about, like, our family ancestors.
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- Ugh.
- And then I have to draw this,
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like, family tree diagram.
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Well, our family tree is full of nuts,
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- so I hope you know that.
- Oh, I do.
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Hey, do you want an AriZona Iced Tea?
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I got some of that AriZona Iced Tea.
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- I love the cans.
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- Hey, Craig?
- Yeah?
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You want a can of AriZona Iced Tea?
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Uh, maybe later, but thank you.
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All right. Let us know
if we can be of any help.
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We can't, but let us know, anyway.
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Hi. Yes, can you, uh,
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tell me what room this
seminar is in right here?
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You have to register for that.
You can't just go in.
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Oh, but, uh, Tammy,
uh... she-she's a friend of mine.
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The leader, Tammy...
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She's... she's a close friend.
I just wanted to say hi.
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Okay, don't tell anyone I told you,
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but it's right in that conference room
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- right there.
- Over there? Okay.
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This is your life plan
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for success, and
it's shaped as the petals of...
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What is this?
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Chip.
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- Just take a seat in the back...
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- and I'll get to you in a minute.
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Thanks a lot, dickhead.
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This is the life plan for success,
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as I was saying, and as you can see,
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it's in the shape of a flower,
and there's...
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Can we get technical in here?
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It was in the shape of a flower.
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When technical comes.
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Now, take out your workbooks.
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Oh, here's my Aunt Zella.
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She never had a date her whole life
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because her mother was
a religious fanatic.
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But she was such a sweet person.
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- Well, that's good to put in my report.
- Yes.
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Our teacher told usour
ancestors were real people,
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you know, even though they
didn't have color photos.
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Yeah, but they had color, honey.
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They were full of it.
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And your Aunt Zella was
from Bakersfield, too?
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Uh-huh. We all were, honey.
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We've always paid our taxes,
and we've never had a foreclosure.
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Except one time when, uh...
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It was a mobile home, I think, so...
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You want me to put that in my report?
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No.
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- Okay.
- Oh.
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And is any of our family "associated
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with Bakersfield landmarks
or points of interest?
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Explain how."
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What about the Baskets Family Rodeo?
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I'm pretty sure that's
gonna be considered
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an historical site at some point.
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Put that in there.
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- Okay.
- What's the next thing?
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"How has Bakersfield changed
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since our ancestors settled here?"
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Ah! God.
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Honey, we better go for a ride.
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That Home Depot, you know,
it used to be a JCPenney.
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You could get anything there...
Your hair done, get some coffee.
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Wow. They had the cutest robes there.
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I still think about it.
I got one once. I love it.
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Are you a robe person, honey?
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Grandma, we don't wear robes anymore.
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You don't? How sad.
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Oh, there's Tico's Tacos,
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which is now Tacos Ticos.
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My mother used to love to
get a chile rell-eno there.
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And then she'd say, "All the restaurants
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in Bakersfield are Mexican restaurants."
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You know, 'cause of the cooks.
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You get it?
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Grandma.
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You can't say stuff like
that anymore. It's 2019.
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I'm just saying,
all the restaurants in town
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have Mexican chefs.
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I love their food, and I love them.
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- Well, just say that, then.
- Okay.
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That you love the Mexican people.
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I love them. And I love you.
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It's like we're Thelma and Louise
here, isn't it?
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Who?
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Uh. Oh, never mind, honey.
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Oh! There's Uncle Chip's
Bullet Towers apartments.
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Named after the bullet train, of course.
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What's the bullet train?
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Well, it's a train that's gonna go
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from Bakersfield up to Fresno,
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and hopefully, over to Sacramento.
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And is it going to L.A.?
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L.A.? Who are you, Sally Struthers?
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Who?
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What year were you born, honey?
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- 2003.
- 2003.
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That's the last time
I got my nails done.
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Sally was some kind of actress,
and she was a great pitchwoman.
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She got a little chunky,
but what the hell.
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Oh! There's the antique shop.
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What did that used to be?
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It was always an antique shop, honey,
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but they have a gumball machine.
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Ooh, let's go!
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Youth.
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You know, I-I tried to be
a successful businessman,
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and I... and I was
getting the hang of it,
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and right when I was
getting the hang of it,
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I find out the state
is seizing the rodeo.
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And I can't go back to clowning.
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It's like clowns are-are the new horror,
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and-and-and superheroes are-are funny...
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The world's gone insane.
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It's like everything
that I've worked for
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is just being taken away from me.
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So you came here to complain?
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No, I came to, you know,
get one of those...
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you know, don't you do life plans?
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That's not
the way it works, Chip.
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I am not the master
of your destiny, you are.
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I'm no... I'm not good at it.
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What do you really want, Chip?
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Did you see these people working?
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They were working to create
their own life plans.
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The only way out of the woods
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is to become your own compass.
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Is that symbolism?
'Cause I didn't go to no college.
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Well, I did...
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- I mean, is that symbolism?
- Look.
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I really want...
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You keep talking about
everything that you don't have.
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Have you ever thought about
figuring out what you do have,
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and then making something out of that?
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Okay, this is what I want you to do.
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Sit here.
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I want you to write up
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your own life plan for success.
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And then present it to me.
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You mean, be my own compass,
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not worry about anything
and just do something?
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Mm-hmm.
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Good luck, hon.
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Oh! Love it.
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Oh, why would someone get
rid of this cute thing?
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That'd look so good on you.
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A cowgirl?
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Well, like Annie Oakley.
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- Who is that?
- First woman of the West.
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She used to ride horses, shoot guns...
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So, I'm Filipino on my mom's side,
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but, uh, what are we on my dad's side?
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Scotch-Irish, honey.
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Heavy on the Scotch. No, that's a joke.
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Just say that we're, uh,
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you know, we're like a mu...
we're mutts.
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We're, like, Bakersfield white.
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- Just put that, honey.
- Okay.
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And if we've been in
Bakersfieldfor six generations,
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where is everybody?
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They're gone, honey.
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We're full of diseases.
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We got cancer.
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We got whooping cough.
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We got diabetes.
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We got it all.
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Rosacea.
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How do you spell that?
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R-O...
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R-S...
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- Uh, R...
- There's a silent
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something in there.
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Oh. Aw.
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Oh, why would anyone throw out
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all these beautiful family photos?
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So many memories.
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Maybe they all died together in a fire.
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Oh, honey.
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Wouldn't the photos be burned?
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I'm gonna go buy this for my report.
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- Okay, honey.
- Okay.
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- Hey, honey? Don't let, uh...
- Yeah?
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Don't let our photos end up
in a place like this, okay?
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Or at a garage sale or
something like that.
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Okay.
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Don't let us f... be forgotten.
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You know?
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Okay, I-I won't.
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Thank you, honey.
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Ah, Remington!
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Ah.
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Oh, I don't think so.
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That's a little high.
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Hey, Chip.
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Did you, did you get this?
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I did, yeah.
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Um...
262
00:11:25,954 --> 00:11:27,798
At first, I was real mad
263
00:11:28,579 --> 00:11:30,501
when I saw this, and then,
264
00:11:31,089 --> 00:11:33,134
and then suddenly I started thinking.
265
00:11:33,936 --> 00:11:36,025
We're bursting at the seams, right?
266
00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:38,625
We could use the money,
we could get another church.
267
00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:41,377
We could buy two parking lots.
268
00:11:41,402 --> 00:11:42,402
We could...
269
00:11:44,311 --> 00:11:47,445
I mean, m-maybe you
could get another rodeo?
270
00:11:49,283 --> 00:11:52,196
We'll probably just put this
one on the back of a flatbed truck.
271
00:11:52,523 --> 00:11:54,173
Just haul it somewhere.
272
00:11:55,392 --> 00:11:56,498
You making fun of me?
273
00:11:56,523 --> 00:11:59,333
No, I just... We-we would
have to start from scratch.
274
00:11:59,808 --> 00:12:01,528
Well, maybe, c-could you take the money
275
00:12:01,553 --> 00:12:04,593
and-and... find something else?
276
00:12:04,618 --> 00:12:06,637
Like, maybe a-a...
277
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,669
...chain of craft stores, or...?
278
00:12:12,756 --> 00:12:14,005
I mean...
279
00:12:15,716 --> 00:12:18,489
M-Maybe there's another
rodeo that needs a CEO?
280
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,317
I don't think that exists.
281
00:12:22,499 --> 00:12:25,285
Being a CEO of a rodeo was
just kind of made up here.
282
00:12:25,841 --> 00:12:27,442
Plus, I-I'm really a clown.
283
00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:29,237
I mean, I'm a... I'm a c...
284
00:12:29,262 --> 00:12:31,102
You know, I'm a clown
and somehow I ended up...
285
00:12:31,677 --> 00:12:32,677
Right.
286
00:12:32,848 --> 00:12:34,606
I mean, I'm just here trying to...
287
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,731
keep things together.
288
00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:42,187
So, it's not the same for us.
289
00:12:42,536 --> 00:12:43,661
Listen, I'm-I'm sorry.
290
00:12:43,686 --> 00:12:45,520
I'll leave you to it,
291
00:12:45,545 --> 00:12:47,520
but any time you want to talk,
292
00:12:47,923 --> 00:12:49,411
I'm always here for you.
293
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,896
- I appreciate that, Reverend.
- Until we have to sell.
294
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,364
But-but I'll still be here.
295
00:12:53,389 --> 00:12:55,174
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- You know...
296
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:57,614
on Skype or video or...
297
00:12:59,802 --> 00:13:00,802
Chip.
298
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,919
That-that train is-is-is coming,
299
00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:06,419
and I hope you find
peace with it cause...
300
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,508
you don't really have a choice.
301
00:13:08,739 --> 00:13:09,841
Right?
302
00:13:16,018 --> 00:13:17,933
Here comes the choo choo.
303
00:14:08,124 --> 00:14:09,770
-
-
304
00:14:31,817 --> 00:14:33,667
Oh, my old junior high.
305
00:14:33,692 --> 00:14:35,737
Hey, do the girls still
smoke in the bathroom?
306
00:14:35,762 --> 00:14:38,457
We used to smoke up a storm back then.
307
00:14:38,482 --> 00:14:40,542
Grandma, smoking is terrible for you.
308
00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:43,195
Well, not back then.
309
00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:44,895
Oh, Grandma. That's my friend Zoe.
310
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,153
Zoe, come here!
311
00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:48,091
That's a funny name
for a boy, honey.
312
00:14:48,115 --> 00:14:49,418
- It's a girl.
- Oh.
313
00:14:49,443 --> 00:14:50,618
She just has short hair.
314
00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:52,589
- Hi.
- Hey! This is my grandma.
315
00:14:52,614 --> 00:14:53,870
Grandma, this is Zoe.
316
00:14:53,895 --> 00:14:55,187
- Hello.
- Hi, Zoe.
317
00:14:55,212 --> 00:14:56,321
- What are you doing here?
- I'm waiting
318
00:14:56,345 --> 00:14:58,067
for my mom to get back from work.
319
00:14:58,092 --> 00:14:59,558
Can she come over and swim?
320
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:02,973
Well, if Craig got the golf cart
out of the pool, she can.
321
00:15:03,872 --> 00:15:05,667
Get in.
322
00:15:05,692 --> 00:15:07,653
What does your mom do
that she works so late?
323
00:15:07,678 --> 00:15:08,853
She's a nurse.
324
00:15:08,878 --> 00:15:10,482
Oh, I love nurses.
325
00:15:10,507 --> 00:15:11,800
Let's get out of here, girls.
326
00:15:14,192 --> 00:15:16,401
Oh, he got it out of the pool.
327
00:15:16,426 --> 00:15:18,083
Good job, Craig.
328
00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:21,276
Well, you didn't clean
the pool, though, Craig.
329
00:15:21,301 --> 00:15:23,291
I guess that doesn't come with it, huh?
330
00:15:23,885 --> 00:15:26,727
Well, I hope you girls
have a lot of fun swimming.
331
00:15:26,752 --> 00:15:28,032
Is that a chili can?
332
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,932
Pick some of that up for me, will you?
333
00:15:29,957 --> 00:15:32,041
Ah!
334
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,971
You crazy girls!
335
00:15:34,996 --> 00:15:36,263
I'm going to, uh...
336
00:15:36,288 --> 00:15:39,651
put a couple Salisbury
steak dinners in for you.
337
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:17,942
Hey, Chip.
338
00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:20,900
Hey. Listen, have any of you
or your trailer park friends
339
00:16:20,925 --> 00:16:23,245
heard anything about this
bullet train coming through town?
340
00:16:23,269 --> 00:16:24,752
Yeah, I know about the bullet train.
341
00:16:24,777 --> 00:16:27,559
It's a cover story so liberals
can raise all that money,
342
00:16:27,584 --> 00:16:29,170
and you know what they're
gonna do with all that money?
343
00:16:29,194 --> 00:16:31,002
They're gonna
make a supermax prison
344
00:16:31,026 --> 00:16:32,971
for us conservatives like me.
345
00:16:32,996 --> 00:16:35,229
Dale, it's-it's real. It's real.
346
00:16:35,254 --> 00:16:38,065
Well, you've got your opinion,
and I've got my facts.
347
00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:40,290
Hey, listen, I'm doing
an emergency family meeting.
348
00:16:40,315 --> 00:16:42,470
Be at the rodeo in less than an hour,
you understand me?
349
00:16:42,494 --> 00:16:43,814
I'll be there, locked and loaded.
350
00:16:43,839 --> 00:16:46,273
No, do not lock and load.
Just show up, okay?
351
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:47,561
Bye.
352
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:50,557
Idiot.
353
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,566
Thanks, Mrs. Baskets.
354
00:16:55,591 --> 00:16:57,776
Oh, take care, sweetheart.
355
00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,369
Bye. I'll call you later.
356
00:17:06,947 --> 00:17:08,818
Thank you for taking her home.
357
00:17:08,843 --> 00:17:10,584
Oh, you're welcome.
358
00:17:10,819 --> 00:17:12,400
Hey, Crystal, honey,
359
00:17:12,425 --> 00:17:14,510
you know, I saw you and your friend
360
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:15,979
kissing in the pool.
361
00:17:16,638 --> 00:17:17,638
Yeah?
362
00:17:17,964 --> 00:17:19,307
And I know
363
00:17:19,332 --> 00:17:21,787
things can be confusing
when you're your age,
364
00:17:21,812 --> 00:17:25,878
and I just want you to know
that I'm available to talk
365
00:17:25,903 --> 00:17:28,751
- if you ever need to talk.
- Oh, my God. Grandma!
366
00:17:28,776 --> 00:17:30,666
Please, we were just messing around.
367
00:17:30,691 --> 00:17:32,119
It's no big deal.
368
00:17:32,174 --> 00:17:34,471
Well, I mean, it is a big deal.
369
00:17:34,496 --> 00:17:36,915
I mean, I love Ellen. She's terrific.
370
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:38,408
Most of my friends are bi.
371
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,631
Bi?
372
00:17:39,656 --> 00:17:41,328
Oh, bisexual.
373
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,338
Oh, yeah, well...
374
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,924
Well, you know, I just...
375
00:17:46,949 --> 00:17:49,057
worry about you,
and I want you to be happy,
376
00:17:49,082 --> 00:17:52,412
and I want you to know
l'll go to any parade you want.
377
00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:53,819
Except I won't be able to walk
378
00:17:53,844 --> 00:17:56,930
'cause I have that
darn plantar fasciitis.
379
00:17:56,955 --> 00:17:59,204
And it's no fun. It hurts like hell.
380
00:17:59,229 --> 00:18:00,783
Don't worry.
381
00:18:00,808 --> 00:18:02,654
- Okay.
- All right?
382
00:18:02,679 --> 00:18:05,883
This generation of
yours is moving so fast.
383
00:18:05,908 --> 00:18:07,684
I can't keep up with it.
384
00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:08,830
No, you're cool, though.
385
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,486
You're, like, the coolest
grandma out there.
386
00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:12,494
Oh! And you're the coolest grandchild,
387
00:18:12,519 --> 00:18:14,145
- but don't tell your sister.
- Okay.
388
00:18:14,169 --> 00:18:15,667
She'll be mad at me.
389
00:18:15,692 --> 00:18:17,479
Oh.
390
00:18:18,762 --> 00:18:20,930
- Hello?
- Hey, Mom? Chip here.
391
00:18:20,955 --> 00:18:23,040
Hey. Chip, what's up?
392
00:18:23,065 --> 00:18:24,409
Hey, I need you to
come over to the rodeo.
393
00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:26,033
Oh. We'll be right there.
394
00:18:26,058 --> 00:18:27,766
- Thanks. See you.
- Okay, honey.
395
00:18:27,791 --> 00:18:29,268
Oh, we got to go.
396
00:18:29,293 --> 00:18:30,752
Your uncle needs us.
397
00:18:37,695 --> 00:18:39,372
Seizing the rodeo?!
398
00:18:39,372 --> 00:18:41,244
- What?!
- Yeah.
399
00:18:41,269 --> 00:18:42,858
- Read that again.
- Okay.
400
00:18:42,883 --> 00:18:45,083
- "To whom it may concern..."
- Let me see this, please.
401
00:18:45,732 --> 00:18:46,920
Oh, my God.
402
00:18:46,953 --> 00:18:48,975
This is just the government
infringing on our rights
403
00:18:48,999 --> 00:18:50,348
just because some pinko liberals
404
00:18:50,373 --> 00:18:52,553
voted on a speed train
to get up to the Gay Area
405
00:18:52,578 --> 00:18:54,779
so that they can have
their San Francisco treats.
406
00:18:54,804 --> 00:18:57,037
Dale. Don't say that.
407
00:18:57,217 --> 00:18:59,576
It's okay to be gay or bi.
408
00:19:01,978 --> 00:19:04,045
O-Okay, can we get back on track here?
409
00:19:05,656 --> 00:19:07,271
Maybe we should've
never bought the rodeo.
410
00:19:07,295 --> 00:19:09,090
Okay? But we did,
411
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,287
and we've almost killed
ourselves to keep it open.
412
00:19:11,312 --> 00:19:14,006
- Amen to that.
- So I don't think we should lay low.
413
00:19:14,031 --> 00:19:15,694
I think we should fight this.
414
00:19:17,459 --> 00:19:19,521
- Let's fight it. I love that.
- Yeah, right?
415
00:19:19,546 --> 00:19:21,480
And then, listen,
I think the next thing we should do
416
00:19:21,504 --> 00:19:26,536
is go to Assemblyman
Brian Von Vogel's office
417
00:19:26,561 --> 00:19:28,641
and let him know we're not
gonna take it laying down.
418
00:19:28,754 --> 00:19:29,754
I'm in.
419
00:19:29,779 --> 00:19:30,967
- I'm in.
- I'm in.
420
00:19:30,992 --> 00:19:33,013
- I'm in.
- You're in school, fool.
421
00:19:33,294 --> 00:19:35,015
All right,
let's make some protest signs.
422
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,897
Meeting adjourned. Thanks, everybody.
423
00:19:36,922 --> 00:19:39,062
Let's do it.
Pretty good leadership there, Chip.
424
00:19:39,087 --> 00:19:40,615
Pretty good leadership.
425
00:19:42,256 --> 00:19:44,162
And then on my
fraternal side of the family,
426
00:19:44,186 --> 00:19:45,242
we're Scotch-Irish,
427
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,182
sixth generation Bakersfield-ian.
428
00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:49,768
My great-great-grandfather
William Scott Baskets
429
00:19:49,793 --> 00:19:53,286
emigrated from Ireland
to California in 1814.
430
00:19:53,311 --> 00:19:54,904
He married and had three children.
431
00:19:54,929 --> 00:19:56,017
He bought a plot of land
432
00:19:56,042 --> 00:19:58,131
and then planted a date
palm orchard on it.
433
00:19:58,421 --> 00:20:01,278
And one by one, his family members
came over to America,
434
00:20:01,303 --> 00:20:03,459
and together they built
one of the first successful
435
00:20:03,484 --> 00:20:05,784
dried fruit businesses
in the Central Valley.
436
00:20:05,809 --> 00:20:08,705
Today, that tradition
of hard work, determination
437
00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:10,356
and family unity continues,
438
00:20:10,381 --> 00:20:12,629
especially in the face of adversity.
439
00:20:19,996 --> 00:20:21,149
- Ow!
- Oh!
440
00:20:21,173 --> 00:20:22,801
Well, get those seat belts on.
441
00:20:22,826 --> 00:20:24,902
City hall, here we come!
442
00:20:28,801 --> 00:20:32,201
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